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- 0:36Speaker 1: So if you lose game one, that's just a random occurrence.
- 0:40Speaker 1: But if you lose again, what is that like? Where
- 0:44Speaker 1: does that fall in the spectrum?
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- 2:01Speaker 1: NBA games, but only one really worthy of much conversation.
- 2:04Speaker 1: So that is where we will begin the conversation. And oh,
- 2:09Speaker 1: what a fun conversation it will be here because our
- 2:13Speaker 1: lead is from Boston. As that was the stage for
- 2:16Speaker 1: Game two, everyone and their mother anticipating that the Boston
- 2:21Speaker 1: basketball team would come out with vengeance and they were
- 2:24Speaker 1: going to not let their guard down like many said
- 2:27Speaker 1: they did in Game one. But it was the Eastern
- 2:29Speaker 1: Conference semi finals, Jason Tatum and the ce's trying to
- 2:33Speaker 1: even the ledger against Jalen Brunson in the knickerbocket. Now,
- 2:37Speaker 1: this was the early game. Some say the undercard undercard,
- 2:41Speaker 1: and I don't know if you were watching it or not.
- 2:43Speaker 1: If not, we had another o MG mommut, another OMG
- 2:49Speaker 1: mamt in this one. What was McHale Bridges ceiling another
- 2:57Speaker 1: massive come back. The Knicks were down by twenty again
- 3:00Speaker 1: they did it again. Oops, it happened again. Down twenty.
- 3:05Speaker 1: The Knicks stormback, second straight win and second straight game,
- 3:10Speaker 1: ceiling steel at the very end and the Knickerbockers leave
- 3:17Speaker 1: the Boston Celtics totally discombobulated as they win ninety one
- 3:23Speaker 1: to ninety and now New York on the road, up
- 3:26Speaker 1: two games to none, they have the lead the upstart
- 3:29Speaker 1: underdog slim pickings of the Knickerbockers in the Eastern Conference
- 3:33Speaker 1: semi fround. Jalen Brunson didn't play all that well. He
- 3:35Speaker 1: only had seventeen points. But New York with Jalen Brunson
- 3:40Speaker 1: out there, he had a couple of foul shots with
- 3:42Speaker 1: twelve point seven seconds to go in the game, so
- 3:45Speaker 1: that left the score ninety one to ninety. Jason Tatum
- 3:48Speaker 1: mister all everything, mister I'm the greatest, all that stuff.
- 3:53Speaker 1: Jason Tatum then could not get to the rim and
- 3:57Speaker 1: McHale Bridges came over there. He moved in, he bat
- 4:00Speaker 1: the ball away, a futile effort by Jason Tatum, rather pathetic,
- 4:04Speaker 1: and the Knickerbockers got it and that's it. That's all
- 4:08Speaker 1: she wrote. So Josh Hart twenty three points, Karl Anthony
- 4:11Speaker 1: Towns Kitty Kat, the old Timberwolve with twenty one points,
- 4:15Speaker 1: seventeen rebounds, and a partridge in the pear tree for
- 4:18Speaker 1: New York, who will now host Game three in Midtown Manhattan,
- 4:24Speaker 1: right adjacent to Penn Station there on Saturday afternoon. So
- 4:28Speaker 1: let us discuss the question. You know what, the story
- 4:32Speaker 1: here is the better story in the losing locker room.
- 4:34Speaker 1: But the question is who gets the biggest slices of
- 4:38Speaker 1: the Celtics Boston cream pie here? Who gets the biggest
- 4:42Speaker 1: slices of that? So I've got Green Comet, Nobel Prize
- 4:46Speaker 1: winner and Prince and we will combine all of these
- 4:51Speaker 1: things together and we are going to make a delicious
- 4:55Speaker 1: soft pretzel, which the Celtics got twisted into in the
- 4:59Speaker 1: fourth quarter. Yet again they got twisted into a delicious
- 5:02Speaker 1: soft pret so you can find out on the street.
- 5:05Speaker 1: So a let's start with the head of the fish.
- 5:09Speaker 1: I was told when I was younger that the fish
- 5:11Speaker 1: rots from the head Jason Tatum ding Ding Ding Ding
- 5:14Speaker 1: Dan Jason, Jason, Hey, you know I know you won
- 5:18Speaker 1: your little championship last year, but yeah, you still got
- 5:20Speaker 1: to play this year. What was that You're supposed to
- 5:23Speaker 1: be the franchise player on the final possession, I'm gonna
- 5:26Speaker 1: go back to that. So I don't know that this
- 5:30Speaker 1: can be understated. The Knicks take a one point lea
- 5:35Speaker 1: and Al Horford came up to the top of the
- 5:39Speaker 1: like the three point line. He said a screen, Tatum
- 5:42Speaker 1: is dribbling the ball. So on the screen. I don't
- 5:44Speaker 1: know if you noticed this or not, but I jotted
- 5:46Speaker 1: this down on my little notesap on my phone. So
- 5:49Speaker 1: Horford sets the screen. There's two Knicks players there on
- 5:52Speaker 1: the screen. Tatum at this point after the screen is
- 5:56Speaker 1: now guarded by Mitchell Robinson, a taller player, a lumbering
- 6:02Speaker 1: big man, Mitchell Robinson with not a lot of lateral movement.
- 6:06Speaker 1: And so what did Jason Tatum do? Did Jason Tatum
- 6:09Speaker 1: zoom pasted Mitchell Robinson or did he fall back and
- 6:13Speaker 1: he take it easy jumper over Robinson? No, he hesitated,
- 6:20Speaker 1: he snoozed, and he losed as he failed to even
- 6:24Speaker 1: get a shot up, and then mentioned mkil Bridges came
- 6:27Speaker 1: over and snatched the ball. The way Tatum was actually
- 6:30Speaker 1: trying to pass the ball. He's trying to pass the ball.
- 6:34Speaker 1: You can't make this up. So you have the two
- 6:36Speaker 1: headliners on the Celtics, Jalen Brown, who fetched the final
- 6:40Speaker 1: play in Game one, and now Jason Tatum says, hold
- 6:43Speaker 1: my beer and let me take care of this right now.
- 6:46Speaker 1: He failed to even get a game winning shot. So
- 6:48Speaker 1: both your star players, neither one of them got the
- 6:51Speaker 1: shot on the rim, or even in genon Tatum's case,
- 6:54Speaker 1: even get the shot up at all as time ran out.
- 6:57Speaker 1: And on this night, when the dust set, Jason Tatum
- 7:01Speaker 1: only had thirteen more points than you and I had
- 7:04Speaker 1: and we didn't play in the game. He took nineteen shots,
- 7:06Speaker 1: he missed fourteen of them. And Jason Tatum was the
- 7:10Speaker 1: green comet, the green comet of vomit is what he
- 7:15Speaker 1: was in this game. Overall, Tatum two games in two
- 7:19Speaker 1: games in to the second round of the NBA Playoffs,
- 7:22Speaker 1: Jason Tatum, your all everything player, shooting twenty eight and
- 7:27Speaker 1: a half percent from the floor and even worse than
- 7:30Speaker 1: that from three point range, but twelve to forty two
- 7:32Speaker 1: from the floor. And this was a team wide infestation
- 7:37Speaker 1: of suck. For the Celtics, who definitely sucked at a
- 7:41Speaker 1: time he cannot suck. The Green team went more than
- 7:43Speaker 1: eight minutes without a field goal in the fourth quarter,
- 7:49Speaker 1: more than eight minutes without a field goal in the
- 7:52Speaker 1: fourth quarter. They missed not one, not two, not three,
- 7:54Speaker 1: not four, not five, not six, not seven, not eight,
- 7:57Speaker 1: not nine, not ten, not eleven, not too How about
- 7:59Speaker 1: thirteen consecutive shots? And what was the coach doing over
- 8:05Speaker 1: there in the sidelines.
- 8:06Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- 8:10Speaker 1: Keep shooting, boys. Yeah, thirteen consecutive misshots. So is this
- 8:14Speaker 1: series exposing cracks in the Boston Championship, Dannah, there's so
- 8:21Speaker 1: many hack sportscasters like to say so A thousand percent right.
- 8:25Speaker 1: The dependence, the absolute dependence on the three ball is
- 8:30Speaker 1: at this point entering into ancient Egyptian territory. You know
- 8:36Speaker 1: that image that was left by the people that lived
- 8:40Speaker 1: in that time in the caves. They had the art
- 8:42Speaker 1: in the caves in Egypt, and there's the image of
- 8:45Speaker 1: the dragon eating its own tail, sometimes it's a snake.
- 8:50Speaker 1: That's essentially the Celtics here, like they are a one
- 8:54Speaker 1: trick pony and they're okay with it, right, it's a
- 8:56Speaker 1: self defeating style. You live by the three ball, you
- 8:59Speaker 1: die by the Yeah. But they won last year, so
- 9:02Speaker 1: you can't criticize them. They won the championship last year.
- 9:05Speaker 1: You don't know basketball. That's what you're doing the overnight
- 9:07Speaker 1: show on Calm Down. All right, Well, it ain't last year,
- 9:11Speaker 1: it's this year, and what goes around comes around. Right now,
- 9:14Speaker 1: the math ain't mathing as the Celtics. Holy Conoley, how
- 9:20Speaker 1: bad are they they have? Now? Based on the math,
- 9:22Speaker 1: they have a twelve point five percent chance of coming
- 9:25Speaker 1: back and winning this series. That's the percentage chance on
- 9:28Speaker 1: teams that have come back losing the first two games
- 9:31Speaker 1: at home. But that does tell you what has happened,
- 9:34Speaker 1: not what's going to happen. Now, page two, can you
- 9:36Speaker 1: explain how Tom Thibodeau's knickerbockers have spotted Boston twenty point
- 9:43Speaker 1: leads and then come back and won both games? So
- 9:45Speaker 1: I'm gonna follow the teachings of the Nobel Prize winner
- 9:50Speaker 1: died a few years ago, Desmond to two. You don't
- 9:53Speaker 1: often hear Desmond Tutu's name on sports radio, but he
- 9:56Speaker 1: famously is quoted as saying there is only one way
- 9:59Speaker 1: to eat an l a bite at a time. The
- 10:02Speaker 1: Celtics had a massive lead in both games New York.
- 10:06Speaker 1: What did they do. They whittled the lead down in
- 10:10Speaker 1: the second half, and they trimmed it down to bite
- 10:14Speaker 1: size portions. And the thing that I will credit them
- 10:19Speaker 1: unlike a team that I like, that's gutless. The Clippers
- 10:23Speaker 1: are the spineless Denver Nuggets that gave up in that game.
- 10:27Speaker 1: And okay, seemore on that later, but there was no
- 10:30Speaker 1: white fight. They were getting punched the Knicks, but they
- 10:34Speaker 1: didn't tap out, and so well, you're never supposed to
- 10:37Speaker 1: tap out. It's the playoff teams tap out all the time.
- 10:40Speaker 1: The Knicks kept on, kept on fighting, trucking, whatever you
- 10:44Speaker 1: want to say. They finished the race. And a perfect
- 10:47Speaker 1: embodiment of the Knicks coming back. Mckill Bridges, who was
- 10:51Speaker 1: on his way to being the villain. He was on
- 10:54Speaker 1: his way to being the villain, and then he turned
- 10:56Speaker 1: out to be the hero because he rewrote the story
- 10:59Speaker 1: in the fourth quarter. If you weren't watching the game,
- 11:01Speaker 1: Bridges was not only a basketball player, he was terrible
- 11:04Speaker 1: for a three quarters. Certainly offensively, he was terrible. He
- 11:07Speaker 1: made some plays defense, He've been oh of eight from
- 11:10Speaker 1: the floor. He had a goose egg in the points
- 11:13Speaker 1: category over the first three quarters, and then he ends
- 11:15Speaker 1: up scoring all of his fourteen points in the fourth quarter.
- 11:20Speaker 1: And so in the end, now everyone's saying he's a Celtic.
- 11:23Speaker 1: He's a villain for the Celtic fans, but he was
- 11:26Speaker 1: gonna be a villain for the for the next the
- 11:28Speaker 1: way he was playing. All right, Now, what is the
- 11:29Speaker 1: anatomy of the Boston Celtics choke job? So there's some sound.
- 11:35Speaker 1: I have four sounds for the Celtics and how they
- 11:38Speaker 1: lost this game. Boom wop bang doink. That's the sound
- 11:44Speaker 1: of the basketball missing the net. Boom wop bang doink. Yeah.
- 11:51Speaker 1: So they were up seven, Boston was up seventy three,
- 11:54Speaker 1: fifty three, and I jotted it was a little over
- 11:58Speaker 1: three minutes to go in the third court. So they're
- 12:00Speaker 1: up by twenty. From that point, you want to take
- 12:04Speaker 1: a guess, Take a guess what the Celtics shot the
- 12:09Speaker 1: rest of the game. So the final fifteen minutes and
- 12:11Speaker 1: twelve seconds. I went back, I looked at the box score.
- 12:15Speaker 1: I did the Malord math on this. So the Celtics
- 12:17Speaker 1: took twenty eight shots over the final fifteen minutes and
- 12:23Speaker 1: twelve seconds. Of those twenty eight, how many did they miss?
- 12:30Speaker 1: Not make? How many did they miss? Okay, got your answer,
- 12:35Speaker 1: don't cheat. The Celtics missed twenty three of twenty eight
- 12:39Speaker 1: shots they shot. Somehow, a professional basketball team, the reigning
- 12:43Speaker 1: championship Pro Basketball in the fourth quarter, in the final
- 12:46Speaker 1: minutes of the third quarter, shot seventeen point nine percent.
- 12:52Speaker 1: Let me repeat that for those of you a little
- 12:54Speaker 1: slow because we're on at night here. Seventeen point nine
- 12:57Speaker 1: percent is the shooting percentage for the C's in the
- 13:01Speaker 1: final fifteen minutes. And Jalen Brown took five shots in
- 13:05Speaker 1: that stretch. He did not score zero points. Jason Tatum
- 13:09Speaker 1: made one basket from the floor, Boston. How about from
- 13:12Speaker 1: three point range? They took fourteen three point shots in
- 13:15Speaker 1: the final fifteen minutes. Of course they did, that's all
- 13:17Speaker 1: they do, and they missed twelve of them. They shot
- 13:21Speaker 1: actually worse from three point range than they did from
- 13:25Speaker 1: two point range. And anyway, two of fourteen from downtown.
- 13:30Speaker 1: For the Celtics, who find themselves in a very, very
- 13:35Speaker 1: tough quagmire at this point, all right now. Last word.
- 13:39Speaker 1: So a couple of you knuckleheads that listen to us
- 13:42Speaker 1: in Boston on the Sports Hub, and we thank you
- 13:45Speaker 1: for that. You requested that I comment on Joe Missoula,
- 13:51Speaker 1: but in particular, I guess there's a nickname and I'm
- 13:55Speaker 1: gonna take your word for this, So hopefully you're not
- 13:57Speaker 1: lying to me, because if you're lying to me, I'm
- 13:58Speaker 1: gonna sound like a jacket. But two different people, as
- 14:01Speaker 1: far as I know, they know each other. They said, Hey,
- 14:04Speaker 1: I want to get you. You know, you got to talk
- 14:05Speaker 1: about this apparently the popular afternoon shower in Boston, the
- 14:08Speaker 1: I guess it's the Felger and Mas show. They gave
- 14:11Speaker 1: the nickname to Celtics coach Joe Missoula. They said that
- 14:16Speaker 1: his his nickname is JJ, after the podcaster imposter Laker coach. Okay,
- 14:25Speaker 1: so that's that's I laughed. I chuckled when I saw that.
- 14:29Speaker 1: So does the comp does the comp of Joe Missoula
- 14:34Speaker 1: Celtic coach Joe Mozula being like JJ Reddick hold water?
- 14:41Speaker 1: So I'm gonna nod yes, although there is a qualifier
- 14:46Speaker 1: like Reddick is the podcast puppet for Lebron We know
- 14:51Speaker 1: he's in over his head, you really know what he's doing.
- 14:53Speaker 1: I think he proved that in the playoffs. He had
- 14:56Speaker 1: a meltdown. It was a full circus meltdown when he
- 14:59Speaker 1: was questioned, and then the Lakers went out there lost
- 15:02Speaker 1: the final game, which was just great, just great. But
- 15:06Speaker 1: Joe Mizzoula, on the other hand, or jj I guess
- 15:09Speaker 1: as they're calling Joe Mosula, is living in the as
- 15:12Speaker 1: he says, the expected world, attacking the game analytically, which
- 15:17Speaker 1: tells you he's not really coaching. Like coaching is okay,
- 15:22Speaker 1: I'm gonna mix in the analytics, but I'm also gonna
- 15:24Speaker 1: go by the field of the game. There's no feel
- 15:26Speaker 1: of the game. I promise you Joe Mazoula does not
- 15:30Speaker 1: follow the feel of the game. If Joe Mosula followed
- 15:33Speaker 1: the field of the game, the Celtics would not have
- 15:36Speaker 1: played the way they played, right and uh and then
- 15:40Speaker 1: both both are arrogant. Although you gotta understand here side
- 15:47Speaker 1: by side, if you look at these guys, you got Reddick,
- 15:52Speaker 1: who's next level, right, next level, temperamental and all that,
- 16:00Speaker 1: and a lot of bacteria around both of them. Now,
- 16:04Speaker 1: is Joe Mozoula in any danger of the Celtics lose
- 16:06Speaker 1: this series. No, because the entire organization this is how
- 16:12Speaker 1: they want to play. He is just a middle manager,
- 16:15Speaker 1: that is all he is, Just like JJ Reddick is
- 16:17Speaker 1: a middle manager to Lebron and Lebron's coaching the team
- 16:21Speaker 1: and JJ is pretending to be the coach and giving
- 16:24Speaker 1: a whole answers to the media. Joe Mosula is doing
- 16:27Speaker 1: much of the same thing. Right you know, in terms
- 16:30Speaker 1: of is Missoula his confidence an asset or a liability
- 16:35Speaker 1: for the Celtics or right now it's a liability. But again,
- 16:38Speaker 1: I don't think he's in position to change anything. Like
- 16:42Speaker 1: he's a true believer in the dogma. He is a prince.
- 16:46Speaker 1: He's a partisan prince. He blindly follows the analytics. There's
- 16:50Speaker 1: no wiggle room and he's at the point. And I
- 16:54Speaker 1: didn't see much of the postgame news conference, but he
- 16:56Speaker 1: seems to be unwilling to even acknowledge that there is
- 16:59Speaker 1: an alter a way to play basketball. And if anyone
- 17:03Speaker 1: questions the way the Celtics play, he shames them. Shame, shame, shame,
- 17:10Speaker 1: How dare you? What's wrong with you?
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- 17:22Speaker 1: So our lead this hour is from Oklahoma, and that
- 17:27Speaker 1: is where the Western Conference semi Finals Game number two,
- 17:31Speaker 1: Your peace signed Game number two now s GA for
- 17:41Speaker 1: ok C. All right, that was the matchup. So yet
- 17:45Speaker 1: he had the MVP. It is hard to believe that
- 17:49Speaker 1: he's not gonna win the MVP. Shaw Jogis Alexander and
- 17:52Speaker 1: Oklahoma City looking to avoid the embarrassment of losing at
- 17:57Speaker 1: home again and trying to even things up with the
- 18:01Speaker 1: Jokers Denver Nuggus. This was the set up here. It
- 18:04Speaker 1: was expected to be a competitive game. I don't know
- 18:07Speaker 1: if you saw it, good news. If you missed it,
- 18:10Speaker 1: you are in a better situation than me. He didn't
- 18:14Speaker 1: miss anything. Holy Toledo. What a terrible game in terms
- 18:18Speaker 1: of competition. So he had Shay Jogis Alexander who had
- 18:21Speaker 1: thirty four points, and then play as many minutes as
- 18:24Speaker 1: you and I did in the fourth quarter. He only
- 18:26Speaker 1: played three quarters. The reason he only played three quarters
- 18:29Speaker 1: is because the thunder put the whammie on Denver. A
- 18:35Speaker 1: revenge performance. OKC set a league record and wins one
- 18:42Speaker 1: forty nine to one ZHO six. Yes, let me repeat
- 18:46Speaker 1: that they won by forty three points over the Denver
- 18:50Speaker 1: basketball team and now the Western Conference semi finals tied
- 18:55Speaker 1: up at one game apiece. How lopsided was it? Thanks
- 18:59Speaker 1: for asking. Oklahoma City set an NBA postseason record for
- 19:04Speaker 1: first half points with eighty seven. They put up eighty
- 19:09Speaker 1: seven points in twenty four minutes. That broke the record
- 19:13Speaker 1: of eighty six eighty six points. They probably think that
- 19:16Speaker 1: record was probably set back in the eighties. No, it
- 19:18Speaker 1: was said within the last ten years, back in twenty seventeen,
- 19:21Speaker 1: which seems like it's a lot closer than ten years ago.
- 19:24Speaker 1: But June of twenty seventeen, the Cleveland Cadavers against the
- 19:28Speaker 1: Golden State Warriors in Game four of the NBA Finals.
- 19:32Speaker 1: But eighty seven points a new record for a playoff
- 19:34Speaker 1: game for Oklahoma City. The Thunder led by as many
- 19:38Speaker 1: as forty nine points forty nine point lead in a
- 19:44Speaker 1: second round playoff game. So let us discuss toss up
- 19:48Speaker 1: question bigger story the Thunders historic offensive explosion or the
- 19:55Speaker 1: Nuggets complete and total collapse. So my observations on this,
- 20:01Speaker 1: I've got quantum, leap, porta potty, and liberty, and we
- 20:06Speaker 1: will combine all of these things together and we are
- 20:11Speaker 1: going to have a lick your wounds party, which I
- 20:15Speaker 1: think is what they're doing in Denver. They're licking their wounds.
- 20:18Speaker 1: The better story, almost always, all right, number one story
- 20:24Speaker 1: is in the losing locker room. This was a biblical beatdown,
- 20:29Speaker 1: Biblical beatdown. This was Goliath versus you know who, and
- 20:33Speaker 1: Goliath won. This was a Goliath win Oklahoma City in
- 20:38Speaker 1: a domination situation across the board. Now there was a
- 20:43Speaker 1: little bit of funny business. We're gonna get to that
- 20:44Speaker 1: in a minute. And we didn't watch the second half.
- 20:48Speaker 1: We made the editorial decision at halftime. We watched Charles
- 20:53Speaker 1: Barkley with Ernie Johnson, Kenny Smith and Shaquille O'Neal, and
- 20:57Speaker 1: then when halftime ended, we turned the game off and
- 21:00Speaker 1: then we went back to it on the post game.
- 21:03Speaker 1: So we did not watch the second half, and so
- 21:05Speaker 1: we'll focus on the first half. If you if you
- 21:08Speaker 1: watched like us, like we were watching the first half,
- 21:12Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that my eyeballs moving back and forth
- 21:18Speaker 1: at the television put more of an effort into the
- 21:20Speaker 1: game than Denver did. How bad was it? It was
- 21:24Speaker 1: so bad? Thanks for asking. The kolea jokicch and the
- 21:27Speaker 1: Nuggets underwent a quantum leap, a metamorphosis in this game.
- 21:33Speaker 1: They became bullfighters. And if you've ever been to a
- 21:37Speaker 1: bullfight or seen one on television, they were the matador
- 21:40Speaker 1: Oley Oley o lay olay on defense, lackluster snagnet Oklahoma City.
- 21:47Speaker 1: It was. It was so ridiculous. At one point it
- 21:48Speaker 1: looked like you were watching the old Harlem Globe Trotters
- 21:51Speaker 1: from back in the day. They shot almost sixty percent
- 21:55Speaker 1: okase did in the first half of that game. They
- 21:58Speaker 1: won all the haf of the Hustle staff, that's all
- 22:00Speaker 1: of them. As Jill Gis Alexander was slicing and dicing.
- 22:05Speaker 1: You look at the points of the paint, second chance points,
- 22:08Speaker 1: fast break points, the rebounds, everything every the fifty to
- 22:11Speaker 1: fifty balls, the raffle balls, all that stuff all right now,
- 22:15Speaker 1: Page two. So how do the Joker and the Nuggets
- 22:20Speaker 1: overcome this absolute stink bomb in Oka? See? And it
- 22:26Speaker 1: was a stink bomb. This was flatulence in the air everywhere.
- 22:29Speaker 1: And yeah, so you go to the porta potty and
- 22:34Speaker 1: you take the wisdom of Eagles Super Bowl winning quarterback
- 22:39Speaker 1: Jalen Hurts, who famously said after an absolute dud against
- 22:44Speaker 1: the Cowboys, he said, when you take your deuce, you
- 22:48Speaker 1: don't sit there and look at it. You flush it
- 22:50Speaker 1: and you move on. Now, it's very hard to flush
- 22:52Speaker 1: in a porta potty, very hard to flush. Every time
- 22:56Speaker 1: I've gone to a porta potty, things are stacked on
- 22:58Speaker 1: top of each other, if you know what I mean.
- 22:59Speaker 1: But it's really how you react. I mean, we are
- 23:02Speaker 1: looking at a best of five series if my malor
- 23:05Speaker 1: math is correct, and Denver does now have home court
- 23:08Speaker 1: advantage over Kyriees Oklahoma City Thunder. That's the guy that
- 23:13Speaker 1: we know who loves the Thunder and has interacted with
- 23:15Speaker 1: the show. Now, why couldn't these Nuggets, these Nuggets guys
- 23:20Speaker 1: have shown up and played like they did in the
- 23:22Speaker 1: game on Wednesday night. Why couldn't they have played like
- 23:24Speaker 1: that in Game seven against the Clippers, Right Denver, they
- 23:29Speaker 1: were huffing and puffing as they were out there. It
- 23:32Speaker 1: looked like they had not one, not two, not three,
- 23:35Speaker 1: not four, but five James Harden out on the court.
- 23:39Speaker 1: There's a James Harden there there's a James Harden there.
- 23:41Speaker 1: There's a James Harden over there. There's a James Harden
- 23:43Speaker 1: over there. Everywhere's James Harden. Playoff Harden everywhere you look,
- 23:46Speaker 1: playoff Harden everywhere. All right, final point. Now, let's get
- 23:50Speaker 1: to the Komodo dragon in the room if you will.
- 23:57Speaker 1: If you didn't see this game, you probably don't know
- 23:58Speaker 1: where I'm going with this. The official became part of
- 24:02Speaker 1: the story. So well, it doesn't matter that Nuggets were
- 24:04Speaker 1: down by forty nine points. Oklahoma City won by forty
- 24:07Speaker 1: three points. It doesn't matter. But I've got a talk
- 24:11Speaker 1: show to do, so to me, it matters. Scott Foster
- 24:15Speaker 1: who had been out with a calf injury and not
- 24:19Speaker 1: officiating game I think since back in March, so he
- 24:21Speaker 1: was out, but he was the crew chief Scott Foster
- 24:25Speaker 1: for game number two. So Scott Foster was out his
- 24:32Speaker 1: first playoff game of twenty twenty five. Now, Internet investigators
- 24:36Speaker 1: believe the NBA assigned Scott Foster to this game to
- 24:41Speaker 1: ensure that Oklahoma City would tie this series up. So
- 24:48Speaker 1: where are you at on this one? Again? Internet salus
- 24:51Speaker 1: believe they've uncracked the code that the NBA purposely put
- 24:56Speaker 1: Scott Foster out there to make sure that Oklahoma City
- 24:59Speaker 1: tied up the series. So on this one my reaction,
- 25:03Speaker 1: I have a cheshire Cat smile on my face right
- 25:07Speaker 1: now from ear to ear, I just do. Scott Foster
- 25:11Speaker 1: is like the last of the Mohicans. I grew up
- 25:15Speaker 1: in my wheelhouse. In my era, there was the shady referee.
- 25:20Speaker 1: Typically in baseball. The last real shady umpire was Angel Hernandez,
- 25:26Speaker 1: and Angel Hernandez is no longer un Baseball finally was
- 25:30Speaker 1: able to force him out. And the NFL's had a
- 25:34Speaker 1: few officials over the years that you thought there might
- 25:37Speaker 1: be some something going on there, but not really now.
- 25:41Speaker 1: And then you look at basketball and you've got Scott Foster,
- 25:45Speaker 1: the last one standing, the last one left. It's the
- 25:49Speaker 1: twilight zone. All the other crooked officials have either died off,
- 25:54Speaker 1: or retired or been fired. But you've got Scott Foster,
- 25:58Speaker 1: who was Buddies if I'm not miss and as I
- 26:00Speaker 1: understand it, with Tim Donahey who was fixing NBA games
- 26:04Speaker 1: back in the day. So you got Scott Foster will
- 26:07Speaker 1: get many people think is involved in some funny business
- 26:11Speaker 1: and a lot of the belief is that he was
- 26:14Speaker 1: there as a secret agent for Oklahoma City. Are you
- 26:17Speaker 1: buying any of this? No, the NBA would never fix
- 26:20Speaker 1: any games. We know the games have been doctored with again,
- 26:25Speaker 1: Tim Donnie. So to me, this is a liberty story.
- 26:31Speaker 1: A liberty story. When the legend becomes the fact, you
- 26:34Speaker 1: print the legend. The man who shot Liberty Bounce an
- 26:37Speaker 1: old movie in Hollywood, and it's true. When the legend
- 26:40Speaker 1: becomes the fact, you print the legend. And the Nuggets, now,
- 26:44Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit here and say they played well.
- 26:46Speaker 1: They didn't play well, but they were swimming against the
- 26:48Speaker 1: tide the early part of the game. Hey, the early
- 26:52Speaker 1: part of the game that the tide was the tempo
- 26:55Speaker 1: set by the officials. It did appear that the officiating
- 26:59Speaker 1: crew who favored Oklahoma City. Let me explain, early on
- 27:05Speaker 1: in the game, you had some early soft foul calls
- 27:08Speaker 1: on Denver, in particular Nakoli Jokic, who's always complaining and
- 27:14Speaker 1: vetching the referees. But it did look like some of
- 27:16Speaker 1: those calls early on were we're not kosher and so,
- 27:20Speaker 1: and then it appeared that the Oklahoma City team was
- 27:24Speaker 1: been giving leeway. They were giving leeway, the benefit of
- 27:27Speaker 1: the doubt, and that they were able to play a
- 27:32Speaker 1: little a little spic here, shall we say, right, moving screens,
- 27:35Speaker 1: hacking yokics, things like that. Now, before you dismissed this,
- 27:40Speaker 1: oh you're just an overnight conspiracy guy. What do you know?
- 27:43Speaker 1: A right, let me put my tinfoil hat on and
- 27:48Speaker 1: go through the numbers on this. So Scott Foster has
- 27:50Speaker 1: officiated over sixteen hundred regular season games. He has worked
- 27:56Speaker 1: over two hundred and forty playoff games. He's done twenty
- 28:00Speaker 1: NBA finals. He is the, if not the most, he's
- 28:05Speaker 1: near the very top most experienced referees. Do you know
- 28:08Speaker 1: what Scott Foster's nickname is in basketball? Do you know
- 28:12Speaker 1: what his nickname is? No, his nickname is the Extender.
- 28:18Speaker 1: Why is he known as the Extender? It's kind of
- 28:22Speaker 1: like this old TV show, The A Team back in
- 28:26Speaker 1: the day, and they've made some remakes of that. I
- 28:28Speaker 1: think they made a movie a few years back. But
- 28:31Speaker 1: the A Team and their whole mantra, right, they were
- 28:35Speaker 1: a crack commando unit, the A Team, and they gave
- 28:40Speaker 1: this whole rant. You know, they were soldiers of fortune.
- 28:42Speaker 1: They say, if you have a problem, if you have
- 28:45Speaker 1: an issue, and you've got that problem and no one
- 28:51Speaker 1: can help you. Right, you have a problem. No one
- 28:54Speaker 1: else can help you, And if you can find them,
- 28:57Speaker 1: maybe you can can hire the eight team in the NBA.
- 29:02Speaker 1: If you've got a series that you want to make
- 29:05Speaker 1: sure it's a close series and it's extended for television
- 29:08Speaker 1: ratings purposes, who you gonna call. You're gonna call your
- 29:11Speaker 1: version of the A team, the extender, like a mafioso,
- 29:14Speaker 1: name the extender Scott Foster, who's often been associated with
- 29:19Speaker 1: games where the trailing team wins to extend the series,
- 29:23Speaker 1: thus the nickname the Extender, often with his own proprietary
- 29:31Speaker 1: blend of controversy where he's involved in some controversial foul
- 29:36Speaker 1: calls or technical fouls or whatever. Now I went back
- 29:39Speaker 1: and I looked at the numbers, because why not. The
- 29:42Speaker 1: data shows that home teams win over sixty percent of
- 29:47Speaker 1: the games he officiates, and say, well, that's kind of
- 29:51Speaker 1: within the margin of error in terms of generally the
- 29:54Speaker 1: home team usually wins more than the road team, So
- 29:58Speaker 1: does that prove anything? But then you have to go
- 30:00Speaker 1: on a game by game basis and say, okay, what
- 30:02Speaker 1: about in playoff series. When he's officiating and it's the
- 30:06Speaker 1: team that's trailing, does that team win? And I don't
- 30:10Speaker 1: have those numbers. I haven't gone that deep down the
- 30:12Speaker 1: rabbit hole. I will at some point on a slow day,
- 30:17Speaker 1: I will do that, but I will not do that
- 30:19Speaker 1: right now.
- 30:20Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
- 30:22Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 30:25Speaker 1: Right here we go, It's Maller. How about that?
- 30:30Speaker 4: I think you're older than that, Ben.
- 30:31Speaker 1: This is one big Ben gets grilled Lorraine. That was
- 30:35Speaker 1: on the air, Lorraine, Wait a.
- 30:37Speaker 5: While, Ben, Terry Yes, Terry Hill recently listened to his
- 30:41Speaker 5: top five current quarterbacks, including Mahomes, Burrow Allan Lamar Jackson,
- 30:46Speaker 5: and an even Baker Mayfield, notably.
- 30:48Speaker 6: Leaving off his own quarterback to uh, is it a problem?
- 30:52Speaker 1: Yes, it is a massive problem, Tyreek Hill. He wants
- 30:55Speaker 1: to be traded to me. The better story, though, the
- 30:58Speaker 1: is he had surgery on his wrist. Did you see
- 31:00Speaker 1: what he was eating in the hospital.
- 31:02Speaker 6: What was that?
- 31:03Speaker 1: Chick fil a? That's what I would eat in the hospital.
- 31:05Speaker 1: He had somebody delivered chick fil a. He was in
- 31:08Speaker 1: the hospital bed. He just had an operation and he
- 31:11Speaker 1: was eating Chick fil A's a bit.
- 31:13Speaker 6: That's healthy fast food there, Ben.
- 31:14Speaker 1: Well, sure, absolutely right next Ben.
- 31:17Speaker 5: Following the trade of Pickens to Dallas, the Steelers are
- 31:19Speaker 5: rumored to be interested in Amari Cooper, Rogers former teammate
- 31:22Speaker 5: Ellen Lazard, and even Gave Davis, who was just released
- 31:25Speaker 5: by the Jags. Do any of these receivers move the
- 31:27Speaker 5: needle for you or mister Rogers.
- 31:29Speaker 1: Well, obviously Alan Lazard is a safety blanket for Aaron Rodgers,
- 31:33Speaker 1: so that would be the one. This is. I would
- 31:36Speaker 1: like to think the Steelers are not going to fall
- 31:37Speaker 1: for the same trap that the Jets did and just
- 31:40Speaker 1: bring a bunch of Rogers toadies to Pittsburgh. But otherwise,
- 31:43Speaker 1: why would you bring the lizard in? He's not that good?
- 31:45Speaker 1: Next quick bye.
- 31:46Speaker 5: We know the Draft is set into DC after Pittsburgh.
- 31:48Speaker 5: Baltimore's pushing to host it afterwards. Is charm City deserving
- 31:52Speaker 5: of this prestigious events?
- 31:54Speaker 1: Yes, they should hold in Baltimore. They should hold the
- 31:56Speaker 1: draft at my friend's Sports with Coleman's home in Baltimore
- 31:59Speaker 1: in his front yard. They can hold it right there.
- 32:02Speaker 1: There'll be fifteen people that will show up in Baltimore.
- 32:05Speaker 1: How did we do?
- 32:07Speaker 6: I'd go that's a pass.
- 32:08Speaker 1: I pass I n ron in Rochester.
- 32:12Speaker 2: I run. I'm a winner.
- 32:13Speaker 1: I won the game. It's now time for time for honey, honey,
- 32:19Speaker 1: I can hurry ask bad Twitter said, is your questions
- 32:23Speaker 1: on Twitter?
- 32:23Speaker 2: Now?
- 32:24Speaker 1: And no way we go it's ask man. Your questions
- 32:27Speaker 1: are answers. Put our rest govey hour and now the
- 32:31Speaker 1: reader of the questions, but it will not sound like
- 32:34Speaker 1: he's reading.
- 32:35Speaker 6: We say hello to lead a lot good more than everybody.
- 32:40Speaker 5: A fitting first question for ask Ben from mister Donkey Sausage.
- 32:44Speaker 1: Hi donkey, Uh, when was the.
- 32:47Speaker 6: Last time you went skiing or snowboarding?
- 32:51Speaker 1: God, it's been it's been many years. I do like
- 32:54Speaker 1: going to snow. The problem I have with the snow
- 32:56Speaker 1: and I can't get around this. If somebody can help
- 32:59Speaker 1: me out. I was actually just having this conversation with
- 33:01Speaker 1: my wife. We love going to the snow. The thing
- 33:03Speaker 1: we don't like is snow tires or the chains. Rather
- 33:06Speaker 1: putting the chains on the tires. I hate that worse right,
- 33:09Speaker 1: So yeah, so that's why I don't do more snow
- 33:12Speaker 1: stuff because of the chains.
- 33:15Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll cancel a trip if I know I have
- 33:16Speaker 6: to put chains on, not gonna have.
- 33:18Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like one of my favorite places to
- 33:20Speaker 1: go in the world is the Sequoia National Forest with
- 33:24Speaker 1: the big redwoods there in Sequoia, and I love going
- 33:27Speaker 1: during the winter's winter wonderland. But it's just the chains
- 33:31Speaker 1: are such a nightmare. No, So what about you, Lorrain
- 33:35Speaker 1: or last time you went to the snow.
- 33:37Speaker 4: I haven't skied or snowboarded in a long time, but
- 33:40Speaker 4: I've entertubed recently.
- 33:42Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, this year two and a half years ago.
- 33:47Speaker 1: Okay, that's so that's a long time. What about you
- 33:50Speaker 1: lead a lap?
- 33:51Speaker 5: Well, funny enough, I do got to ask you some
- 33:53Speaker 5: questions about Sequoia off the air, But last time was
- 33:55Speaker 5: actually with Coop, probably two years ago. We go to
- 33:58Speaker 5: a big bear, not ma'am, although mammoth is better, and
- 34:02Speaker 5: that's when I realized.
- 34:02Speaker 6: I was a lot better at snowboarding than Coop.
- 34:05Speaker 1: Oh really, okay, all right? Take that Coop taking strays here?
- 34:09Speaker 1: All right, what's next? What do we have here? It's
- 34:11Speaker 1: ask Ben.
- 34:12Speaker 5: Your questions are answers from at Lady Sideburns. If you
- 34:16Speaker 5: were forced to be caged up for a year and
- 34:18Speaker 5: with an animal at the zoo?
- 34:19Speaker 6: Which animal would you choose?
- 34:21Speaker 1: Kowala bear, m that's a good one. All they do
- 34:24Speaker 1: is they just they're high all the time from the eucalyptus, right, Yeah,
- 34:28Speaker 1: they're just kind of hang outs like I'm hanging out
- 34:29Speaker 1: with the callers. You know, it's the same vibe. What
- 34:34Speaker 1: what about I would also if I wasn't gonna get
- 34:37Speaker 1: eaten or they're not gonna spit on me the Komodo dragon,
- 34:40Speaker 1: which they have in San Diego. I was I saw
- 34:41Speaker 1: the Komodo dragon at the zoo. What about you, Lorena?
- 34:44Speaker 4: You know, I'm a very cuddly person. I would want
- 34:46Speaker 4: something that would cuddle with me. So I'm probably gonna
- 34:49Speaker 4: choose a lion.
- 34:52Speaker 1: You think they're there?
- 34:53Speaker 4: Yeah, they're always They're always up on a mound with
- 34:55Speaker 4: all their lady lions all like snuggled up together, looking
- 34:58Speaker 4: all majestic. So I think I could beat of them.
- 35:00Speaker 1: You're not a lion.
- 35:00Speaker 7: They might eat they won't eat me, Okay, all right, Yeah,
- 35:04Speaker 7: I wonder I think it comes down to the enclosure
- 35:07Speaker 7: versus the animal, Like which enclosure would you want to
- 35:09Speaker 7: be stuck in for a year?
- 35:11Speaker 2: Ye?
- 35:12Speaker 5: Like The meerkats would be fun because you can kind
- 35:14Speaker 5: of hang out with the meerkats. They'll look out after you.
- 35:16Speaker 5: But otters are fun. I would go with the otters. Yeah,
- 35:20Speaker 5: but they have land too. There you go with the
- 35:21Speaker 5: fresh water otters, not the not the sea otters.
- 35:24Speaker 1: The seals look kind of cool too, you know, they're
- 35:26Speaker 1: kind of chill.
- 35:27Speaker 6: Yeah, but then you'd be stuck in the water. Hang
- 35:29Speaker 6: out with the penguins.
- 35:31Speaker 1: You could walk like a penguin side by second, All right,
- 35:34Speaker 1: what's next year? It's ask Ben. Your questions are answers
- 35:37Speaker 1: for the rest of the hour. I fine.
- 35:40Speaker 5: How about King Rory says, who would win in a
- 35:41Speaker 5: fight between a gorilla and one hundred Mallard Militia members?
- 35:46Speaker 1: Okay, so we do have a criminal element in the
- 35:48Speaker 1: Malord militia. Okay, so there's some boys that bring weapons. Okay,
- 35:52Speaker 1: these guys they call in when they get out of print.
- 35:54Speaker 1: You know who you are, Boys' wes. It's my I'm
- 35:58Speaker 1: answering the question. I'm saying I would take the prison
- 36:02Speaker 1: wing of the Malard Militia and that gorilla has no chance.
- 36:08Speaker 4: Well, I know most of our militia has the IQ
- 36:11Speaker 4: of a peanuts.
- 36:11Speaker 1: So it's not about IQ. Okay, so you know what,
- 36:15Speaker 1: George Washington, you have to outsmart the gorilla. No, you don't.
- 36:18Speaker 1: George Washington was an idiot, but he's one of the
- 36:20Speaker 1: famous people in the history of the world.
- 36:21Speaker 4: They don't die.
- 36:23Speaker 1: You're a liar, you're a hater.
- 36:27Speaker 6: You do all get smoked. It'd be done. Don't get
- 36:31Speaker 6: in that. Uh yeah, even if you had a year.
- 36:34Speaker 1: You see this. This is the kind of disrespect of
- 36:36Speaker 1: Mala You know what. The new boys in the Malad militia,
- 36:39Speaker 1: they think you're These two people think you're a bunch
- 36:41Speaker 1: of towers. We'll get you a gorilla. See how they
- 36:43Speaker 1: think you're gutless puke? All right?
- 36:45Speaker 5: Next, Uh, what is the best ice cream to get
- 36:47Speaker 5: from an ice cream truck? From Bobby and in Florida?
- 36:51Speaker 5: I know, I know Loraina's answer already.
- 36:53Speaker 1: Yeah, well my answer is that Bobby. Listen, the greatest
- 36:56Speaker 1: ice cream treat is the chocolate chip cookie sand which
- 37:00Speaker 1: with two giant oversized soft chocolate chip cookies and it's
- 37:05Speaker 1: vanilla ice cream. That's all I need. I'm a basic
- 37:08Speaker 1: beach when it comes to that. What about you, Lorraina.
- 37:11Speaker 4: Lee thinks there would be a fudgetaicle, but off of
- 37:13Speaker 4: the ice cream Chucks. I really like the SpongeBob ones
- 37:15Speaker 4: with the bubblegum iyeballs.
- 37:16Speaker 1: Come on, what are you five years old?
- 37:19Speaker 6: You fudgetles in the fridge?
- 37:22Speaker 1: What about you? What about Classic Drumstick?
- 37:24Speaker 6: Classic Drumstick.
- 37:26Speaker 1: That's a good one. That was Mike. No, that's like
- 37:28Speaker 1: the trump Stick's good too. You got the nuts on top.
- 37:31Speaker 1: That's a good that's a good ice cream.
- 37:32Speaker 6: You would like the nuts on top.
- 37:34Speaker 1: Hey, that was on the air.