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Catherine McCafferty Disobeys Bridger · I Said No Gifts! A comedy interview podcast with Bridger Winegar

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  Speaker 1: And I invited you here. I thought I made myself
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  Speaker 1: perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests,
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  Speaker 1: your presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff,
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  Speaker 1: So how do you dare to surbey me?
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richer Wineger. Thank
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  Speaker 2: you for meeting me here. We're here on the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I'm what's going on. I've had another classic Bridger Wineger mourning.
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  Speaker 2: Everything has just been I was angry at someone this morning,
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  Speaker 2: but I redirected the energy in a positive way, and
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  Speaker 2: now I'm angry at everyone and it's working for me.
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  Speaker 2: It's working for me. I'm it's charging me up. I'm
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  Speaker 2: powering through my day, just getting madder and madder at
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  Speaker 2: everyone I come in contact with. So that is kind
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  Speaker 2: of what I'm doing before lunch. You know, I haven't
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  Speaker 2: had lunch yet, and I'm realizing my lunch is going
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  Speaker 2: to be delayed because we're starting recording at Noon's what
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  Speaker 2: day of the week is it? Even it doesn't matter
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  Speaker 2: to anyone. I've brought no new information to you as
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  Speaker 2: a listener yet, and that's good. That's a positive thing
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  Speaker 2: on a podcast is I should look and see if
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  Speaker 2: I have no I don't, I mean outside of Patreon. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I I'm sure I've mentioned patri recently, but I should
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  Speaker 2: mention it again. We're having the time of our lives
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  Speaker 2: on Patreon, Patreon dot com slash I said, no gifts.
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  Speaker 2: It's flourishing everyone over there. It's a little walled garden
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  Speaker 2: of delight. Everybody's having the time of their life. I'm
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  Speaker 2: having the time of my life. Special guests. We've had
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  Speaker 2: Naomi k Peragan, We've had my mom, We've had Jimmy Smagoula.
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  Speaker 2: All kinds of people come over come support the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it costs a probably a thousandth of a
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  Speaker 2: Netflix subscription at this point. So I don't know, there's
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  Speaker 2: just kind of no excuse. I don't want to hear
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  Speaker 2: anything about it. I think I've dragged everyone through whatever.
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  Speaker 2: This was long enough. I think we should get into
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  Speaker 2: the podcast. Today's guest is absolutely delightful. It's Katherine McCafferty.
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  Speaker 2: Catherine welcomed. I said, no gifts.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, thank you so much for having me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so happy to have you here.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a little servis that you're mad at me now
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  Speaker 3: based on that intro, Okay, great, not yet, Okay, I
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  Speaker 3: can't wait to dig myself out of a hole.
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  Speaker 2: And it's going to be a deep hole. Yeah yeah, yeah, inescapable. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: I start every interaction with every single human being. I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: you're on a pedestal and I'm a tiny rat mouse.
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  Speaker 2: I'm ready to make mistakes. Just get on your nerves.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah no, I can't imagine, but I can, so just
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  Speaker 2: be careful for the next hour or so.
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  Speaker 3: I love walking. I'm broken glass.
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  Speaker 2: I'm on my lasson. Yeah, you were in some sort
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  Speaker 2: of traffic on the way here. I was also in
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  Speaker 2: similar traffic, sort of.
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  Speaker 3: La are you from? Where are you from?
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  Speaker 2: I'm from Salt Lake City? Okay, where are you from?
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  Speaker 3: I'm from Chicago.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: We drive fast there. Oh and La, people don't drive fast.
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  Speaker 3: They actually, I think, make a point of driving ten
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  Speaker 3: miles below the speed limit, like per hour. And I'm
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  Speaker 3: floored when I get on the expressway and I go, oh,
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  Speaker 3: we're all going forty really neighborhoods, Yes, and I am.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm a menace to society. When I am
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  Speaker 3: in my car, I'm constantly just sort of screaming at
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  Speaker 3: no one. But that's where I get out all of
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  Speaker 3: my rage. So then I arrived to a place kind
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  Speaker 3: of like fluster, apologizing to everyone sweating.
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  Speaker 2: No, I think I've tried to piece together why driving
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  Speaker 2: in LA is so particularly bad, and my theory, I've
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  Speaker 2: come to the conclusion that almost everyone here is a transplant. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: almost everyone here thinks they're more important than everyone else. Correct,
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  Speaker 2: And almost everyone here thinks that they all need to
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  Speaker 2: be to their place on time before everyone else. And
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  Speaker 2: so but that all melts together with no one knowing
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  Speaker 2: where they're going. Oh, yes, and so everyone's kind of
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  Speaker 2: going too slow.
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  Speaker 3: On their phone on their phone an emo. Yes, I'm
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  Speaker 3: constantly sending voice texts when I'm in my car, so
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  Speaker 3: it never makes sense. It's voice two text, it's not
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  Speaker 3: a voice note.
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  Speaker 2: Right, So yeah, the voice I've recently, for whatever reason,
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  Speaker 2: my car updated or my phone updated to it no
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  Speaker 2: longer letting me do that in the car. Oh, I
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  Speaker 2: can no longer get in touch with the phone.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god. Cool.
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  Speaker 2: It feels like a good safety feature to be like, no,
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  Speaker 2: we want you to be using the phone.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you got to use your thumbs on this one.
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  Speaker 2: And this was when I had just gotten used to,
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  Speaker 2: like was finally kind of trusting how bad it was.
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  Speaker 2: And I knew it would say sent by Siri. I
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  Speaker 2: I won't say it so my phone doesn't freak out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and so I would at least know that the recipient
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  Speaker 2: would know. That's why it was a disaster.
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  Speaker 4: Of a text.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, But.
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  Speaker 2: Now I'm trapped in my car just being mad at
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  Speaker 2: the phone. But you're sending you are Are they long texts?
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  Speaker 3: Or oh yeah they're long? There long may make no sense.
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  Speaker 3: There's so many like misspellings. But what I want to
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  Speaker 3: be communicating as usually that I'm late. Oh and then
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  Speaker 3: also some kind of tidbit about my day. So my
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  Speaker 3: friends all know that my friends are all like third detectives,
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  Speaker 3: and I feel like I'm doing them a favor, right
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  Speaker 3: because I'm like, I'm giving you sort of like a
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  Speaker 3: fun puzzle for your morning. You're welcome.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's something you can decipher. You don't need connections
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  Speaker 2: or wordle or anything. It's just a text from cast.
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  Speaker 3: This's just a text from me. I've always been like
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  Speaker 3: that though, and I don't use punctuation my text, and
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  Speaker 3: I've been told that that's a huge turnoff.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody told you that that was a turnoff.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that I don't use punctuation. It was when I
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  Speaker 3: was dating men, so it was a while ago.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Oh, and that would get me away from men
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  Speaker 2: as well.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and yeah, that was it, this job that broke
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  Speaker 3: the camera's back. I said, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Gay, honey, men's demand for punctuation made me gay.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, mm hmm. That was the whole thing. There's nothing
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  Speaker 3: else that's wrong with straight men, nothing else. You heard
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  Speaker 3: it here first, Okay, it's just their insistence on punctuation.
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  Speaker 2: That is a crazy thing to ask for. I don't
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  Speaker 2: I don't use any I mean I will if I
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  Speaker 2: finish a sentence and have one more sentence, there will
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  Speaker 2: be a period between the two.
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  Speaker 3: But well, that's the kind of punctuation he was talking about.
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  Speaker 2: So it was just run on sentences.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was texting like I was speaking, do you
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  Speaker 3: know what I mean? I speak very fast and you
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  Speaker 3: got to keep up and he was just slow.
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  Speaker 2: So but so if you like with a if you
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  Speaker 2: were asking a question, there would be no question mark.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have time for that like that, like that,
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  Speaker 3: and then I feel like it's a great like indicator
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  Speaker 3: if you're going to be like on my same page
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  Speaker 3: in terms of like, you can pick up jokes. We
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  Speaker 3: don't have to explain ourselves like you're in the cadence
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  Speaker 3: of my mind immediately.
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  Speaker 2: Which is a nightmare, but it's a delightful one.
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  Speaker 3: I would I want to share it with the person
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  Speaker 3: that I love, Right, you should be part of my nightmare.
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  Speaker 3: Love it.
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  Speaker 2: That's what a relationship is is two people sharing one
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  Speaker 2: night man. Yeah, people can tell if they're getting a
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  Speaker 2: voice to text for me, if there are if there's
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  Speaker 2: a lot of punctuation, if the whole thing ends with
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  Speaker 2: a period or a question Marke, It's like, this is
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  Speaker 2: not Bridger, this is a computer is in charge right now? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: And I almost want to ask the phone, will you
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  Speaker 2: just not put any.
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  Speaker 3: Don't finish that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't need you to do that for me.
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  Speaker 2: But there's really nothing you can do.
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  Speaker 3: No, you can't. You can't reason with a phone.
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  Speaker 2: No, there's absolutely not for me. When I was able
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  Speaker 2: to do the voice to text, I would rehearse in
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  Speaker 2: my mind several times before I would even contact the phone. Genie.
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  Speaker 2: I would say this is how I'll say it so
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  Speaker 2: I don't get too flustered. Amazing, and then if it's
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  Speaker 2: screwed up, I just gave out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's important. It's important to bring back giving up.
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  Speaker 2: Do you ever send a voice note?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I love a voice note. Although I was in
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  Speaker 3: another problematic relationship brag. This one was with a woman,
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  Speaker 3: so even when men can be bad, and she did
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  Speaker 3: not like more than a minute long voice note, to
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  Speaker 3: the point of saying, I won't listen past a minute.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, even if it's got a great hook. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: what if it's exciting, I.
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  Speaker 3: Know, and like what if I can get you on
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  Speaker 3: the phone, do you know what I mean? And I'm
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  Speaker 3: not great at texting, and I don't I don't love
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  Speaker 3: a text conversation because you can't hear like the emotion
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  Speaker 3: in like what's going on? So to me that that
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  Speaker 3: was an act of terrorism, it's a domestic act of terrorism.
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  Speaker 3: Because I was then immediately I'll change myself because again
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  Speaker 3: I'm Midwestern, and so I was like, okay, absolutely, whatever
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  Speaker 3: you say is probably the right way to date, you know,
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  Speaker 3: And so then I was just editing myself down. But
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  Speaker 3: I love a long voice note because I listened.
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  Speaker 2: To podcasts right. It is just kind of like a
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  Speaker 2: free podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's a podcast by your friend.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, a very personal right there for you? What a
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  Speaker 2: dream this? My one pushback on a voice note is well,
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  Speaker 2: it's not even that, it's just if it is over
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  Speaker 2: a minute long. Yeah, the person just has to then
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  Speaker 2: expect me to listen to it whenever. It could be
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  Speaker 2: a day before I get back to you.
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  Speaker 3: No, it can be. I think that it can be
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  Speaker 3: a week, because I have a friend who will send
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  Speaker 3: me like seven minute long voice notes like and she'll
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  Speaker 3: maybe some like three in a row, and I save
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  Speaker 3: those and I go, okay, I'm going to catch up
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  Speaker 3: with my good friend Leah once I have like a
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  Speaker 3: little coffee break.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you cannot put an urgent question or anything in
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  Speaker 2: a voice note because you're just going to hear from
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  Speaker 2: me days from now. Yes, and there are certain friends
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  Speaker 2: for all again and I'm just be like.
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  Speaker 3: You, oh sure, name names, first and last addresses. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: But then there are other other friends from like what
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  Speaker 2: a gift. I've gotten a little fun present from them.
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  Speaker 2: I know this will be entertaining. They have a story
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  Speaker 2: to tell.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely. I love like gossip. Also in a voice note,
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  Speaker 3: because dangerous because mine automatically says.
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, how do you do that? This is what I need?
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  Speaker 3: It's in settings somewhere. Oh, because when I have a crush,
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  Speaker 3: I will open up like sort of the voice note,
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  Speaker 3: like I'll open up that mode of communication to see
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  Speaker 3: like is it going to be taken? Like are you
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  Speaker 3: going to send one back? And then you can see
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  Speaker 3: if they've saved it. But then I did have a
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  Speaker 3: crush who had the settings on that saved every single
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  Speaker 3: voice note. So I really read into that and I
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  Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, she wants it. She's saving
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  Speaker 3: all my bos notes. And she was like, oh no,
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing that with everyone in a heap.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like, oh shit, but this is great.
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  Speaker 2: You're a journalist in this way saving all of these notes.
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  Speaker 2: I could become a journalist. Yes, save all of this gossip.
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  Speaker 3: And then you have stuff on people.
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  Speaker 2: Right, they're all just vanishing. I could have. I could
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  Speaker 2: have blackmail on everyone in my life at this point.
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  Speaker 3: I mean truly. And that's that's friendship. Okay, she solved
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  Speaker 3: love and now we're solving friendship. Friendship is blackmail. Love
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  Speaker 3: is a nightmare. Friendship is blackmail.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, blackmail is making sure they're in your life and
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  Speaker 2: that you're interacting with each other at high stakes, and
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  Speaker 2: I think that that's fun and emotional.
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  Speaker 3: I agree with you. We are on the same page here.
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  Speaker 2: You're deepening the relationship by threatening them and getting things
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  Speaker 2: out of them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And I don't know why I don't have a
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  Speaker 3: lot of friends.
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  Speaker 2: What's going on in your life? What's exciting for you
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  Speaker 2: right now?
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  Speaker 3: Oh gosh, well, I'm actually about to go on tour
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  Speaker 3: and we're going to go to Salt Lake City.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, where are you going in Salt Lake Totally? That's
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  Speaker 2: a great name for a club. Actually club totally.
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  Speaker 3: I should absolutely know the answer to this. But it's big, big.
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  Speaker 3: Normally I think a music venue.
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  Speaker 2: The Energy Solutions Arena, Yes it is. I think that's
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  Speaker 2: what it's called.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 2: That's where the Touch has play.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, it.
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  Speaker 2: Used to be called the Delta Center, and then I
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  Speaker 2: think some sort of nuclear waste facility took over, which
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  Speaker 2: we loved it.
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  Speaker 3: That's actually where we're performing, and we're performing there. They
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  Speaker 3: put us there. But I want to know, like, are
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  Speaker 3: there a lot of gay people in Salt Lake City?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, cool?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I am friends of the podcast, Jordan Myrick and
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  Speaker 2: Kendall Landreth. I love Salt Lake City.
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  Speaker 3: I love them and I was actually and you heard
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  Speaker 3: it here first, folks, because I have not actually asked them,
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  Speaker 3: but I wanted to take them to Salt Lake City.
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  Speaker 3: Good because they're married, and then I could either date
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  Speaker 3: them both individually.
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  Speaker 2: Or totally very solid.
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  Speaker 3: Well that Oh, I didn't even put that together. Oh wow,
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  Speaker 3: that's the concept of the show that I do. I
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  Speaker 3: go on like these mock dates.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I like this, Yeah, I like this. No, there
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  Speaker 2: are a lot of gay people, and there are a
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  Speaker 2: lot of people in Salt Lake Proper who are who
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  Speaker 2: want their great audiences. They love they want town. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's like a it's a breath of fresh air.
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  Speaker 3: Amazing.
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  Speaker 2: I've heard you know, you go to concerts growing up
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  Speaker 2: or whatever, and bands will be like you, guys, like,
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  Speaker 2: we haven't seen an audience like this, and you're like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure, and then you get out of the state
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  Speaker 2: and you still hear that about Utah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Not setting you up for a disappointment.
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  Speaker 3: I know you might be, but we're doing like we're
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  Speaker 3: doing a show in La and in La it is
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  Speaker 3: hard to perform, and so I feel like anything outside
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  Speaker 3: of LA will be a treat.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, you feel like the Beatles.
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  Speaker 3: Not to ship on LA. It's just that there's so
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  Speaker 3: much like talent here, and so many people who need
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: to finish their screenplay.
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  Speaker 2: They need to and we are rooting for them.
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  Speaker 3: And I want you to finish your screenplay and I
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  Speaker 3: want you to cast me in it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So like whatever, No, this is not a not
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  Speaker 2: a super thrilling town to do live anything. Everyone is
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  Speaker 2: maybe if you're a musician. I don't even think that
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  Speaker 2: I go to.
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  Speaker 3: People here, I know, don't they want to be seen?
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  Speaker 3: Like I imagine how people just want to be seen
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  Speaker 3: listening to music.
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  Speaker 2: I believe that a uh No. I I'll sometimes go
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  Speaker 2: to a concert and I feel bad for the band
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  Speaker 2: because I'm like, and the venue will be pretty fold,
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  Speaker 2: but everyone's such a dud. Yeah, La people are dud guys.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't get it. Yeah, And then
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm taking on a lot of the
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  Speaker 2: work clapping.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm I'm the most enthusiastic audience number even at
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  Speaker 3: like comedy shows, because I'm like, I came here for
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  Speaker 3: a reason, and it wasn't to cross my arms and
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  Speaker 3: be angry.
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  Speaker 2: I do that everywhere else exactly.
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  Speaker 3: I could be at home doing that now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm if I'm with somebody who dragged me there, different
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  Speaker 2: might be a different story. And I'm trying to prove
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  Speaker 2: a point to the performer and my friend and I'm
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  Speaker 2: a real dud.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So, but I think you're gonna have such a good
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  Speaker 2: time in Salt Lake, and there's some good food there.
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  Speaker 2: It's what time of you are you going?
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  Speaker 3: We're going May twentieth.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it's going to be so beautiful. You should try
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  Speaker 2: to stop. Buy something called I think it's called Gilgal Gardens.
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  Speaker 2: It's like weird. It's like this little free park with
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: very strange art. Okay, it's almost indescribable. But there's like
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  Speaker 2: a sphinx with Joseph Smith's face on it. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going it's worth stopping for sure.
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  Speaker 3: I'll walk through.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I'm excited for you. Are you driving on
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  Speaker 2: tour flying?
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  Speaker 3: I also don't know the answer to that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I know.
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  Speaker 3: I keep trying to get in touch with the powers
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  Speaker 3: that be, and they're like, well, we'll sett a call
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: and so it's a mystery, but it's a fun mystery.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, wait till the last minute.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: Who cares?
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: You're like a road trip.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't say that.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: I like a road okay.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: But I'm also like, if that's the vibe of the
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: whole tour. I'm committing. I'm committing to a theme and
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: so I can really get into like, well, the theme
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: is road trip.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't think you could do not tour without
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: being excited about it being a road trip. Yeah, because
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: that would be agony.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: I'm not alone also, so that's good. I have like
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: a little bing bong with me, a b a big bong,
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: you know, like that little like a little clown you
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: bring with you everywhere. She's a human woman. Her name
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: is her name is Calin Mahoney. She's very talented, but
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: she like sits on stage with me and we do
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: like a little thing together. So and so she's going
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: to be at every show. So I wouldn't be driving
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: by myself, and I feel like that would be hell
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: for me.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure if he likes.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: To be by yourself.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: I like being on the open road, listening to music.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: My mind's wandering. I'm drifting through towns.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: I can't have my mind wander too much. Again, it's
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: a nightmare.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Where else are you going on tour?
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: We're going to uh, Phoenix, Arizona. Okay, I'll name them backwards.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: We're going to the Phoenix. Then we're gonna be in
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Sandy Diego, La, San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Vancouver.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: But we start in Vancouver, Oh, and then get like
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: to Phoenix.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would imagine that we would fly to pix Well,
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Phoenix is the largest venue that they booked us. Yeah,
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: and that is also my face. So I really hope
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: there's a lot of gay people in Phoenix, right.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: I guess we just have to allow cities to surprise.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: Us absolutely, and if there's not, then it will be
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: just like an intimate It will be an intimate show
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: in a huge space.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: It'll be like meeting one person in their mansion probably here.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Special and we'll use this space. We'll run around, you know,
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: it'll be gym class.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Actually, have you been to Phoenix before?
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Hmmm, I don't remember. We drove My brother and I
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: drove from Chicago to LA during sort of a chaotic
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: time in our lives, so I don't quite know the
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: route that we took, right, but we went through Arizona.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, my guess is you did not go through Phoenix.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: You would know, Yeah, you would know you'd been through Phoenix.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: My brain was somewhere else. It was outside my body.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: I've been through. I've been to Phoenix. I've been through
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: the airport. The airport is an exciting thing because you
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: look out and it really is like cartoon desert. It
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: really feels so fascinating to look at.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Ok.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Then and you also know I don't have to stay here. Yes,
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: and again, I'm sure there's plenty of wonderful things about Phoenix.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've heard good things, and I'm trying to people
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: who have left.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: There's something good and something horrible about really any city.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we shot. We shot upon the city that we
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: live in. So, like all the time, there's something that
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: will deter you from being in a place, no matter.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: What, right, And I feel like I'm like hyper sensitive
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: to it because growing up in Utah was like I mean,
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: it's like outside of New Jersey, like number one by
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: the jokes on every piece of entertainment. So I'm like
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: I try to be cautious about making fun of other
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: people's cities and then I fail and make fun of them.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, that's okay, you're getting back, you're getting back
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: at all.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, speaking of getting back at things and revenge
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: and people making mistakes, I was looking forward to having
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: you here on the podcast, and I'm not going to retaliate.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: The podcast is called I said, no gifts. Yes, I
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: imagine you were aware of that, at least on your
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: drive here. So I was a little surprised when you
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: kind of waltz into the studio holding not one, but
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: two gifts.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, Bolt.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, are these gifts for me? They are?
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: But I told you at the beginning of this.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, I love I don't know how that happened, but
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: half of the studio.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: Displays I'm alit.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: It was me. This is the thrill for a video viewer.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Yes, I said, how dare you criticize me?
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: We're going to review the footage and see what you
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: were actually doing. Right. Wow?
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Do we reset or do we just keep going?
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: No, we stop down. We have a whole crew come
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: in and I'm gonna leave. We'll start recording again in Yeah.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: No, I told you at the beginning of this that
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: I like to dig myself out of a hole, and
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: I was thinking, how do I put myself in that hole? Well,
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: i'll go against the name of the podcasts.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: You like to dig yourself out of a hole? Okay,
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: we'll see. Should we open them here on the podcast?
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: I think so we should start with the more colorful Dad.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: What a fun little bag. It's got kind of like
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: a fun pattern. It's gonna make a good pair of
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: pants or shorts.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: For a tiny, tiny person.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, look at that looks like a cute little skirt.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Actually a little for my dolls there, dolls. Okay, I'm
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: reaching in.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: It's a hodgepodge. And you might say, Catherine, did you
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: even think about these things?
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Are there are several things in here?
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: Yes? Okay?
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Should I pull them out one at a time?
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, okay, because I thought like that's dumb.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: No, I think this is good. This is a piece
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: of your merchant's pretty gay on.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: It and you actually can't buy it because we stopped
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: making it, so.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: This is limited. Okay, I'll get on eBay now, Okay,
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: let's keep pulling out for a moment here. Yeah, women
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: support women, Okay.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: I have a lot of stickers and I'm constantly buying
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: little stickers because in my head they're good gifts like socks,
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: but they're actually not.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would push back on that. I would say
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: a sticker is maybe something like in the card of
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: another gift.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Absolutely yeah, But I said no, I said full gift.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: And so a creator reached out to me with I
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: believe this person is getting a divorce or something. They
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: really went into it, and I believe it and I
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: love that. But they're trying to rebuild their business, and
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: they said, will you please buy stickers from me? And
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: I said, of course I will, And then I instantly
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: forgot that I did that.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: How do they get in touch with you?
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: And I got Instagram because this godless? They're all this.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: This is a star that says women deserve better?
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, And I wanted you to know that.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Where does this sticker go better?
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: The White House?
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: I said, I would be screaming on this podcast and
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: I delivered. Yeah, so mail that to whoever you think
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: needs it.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: I'm going to put this on the inside of a
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: men's bathroom stall. Yes, good reminder.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Hey guys, Yeah, women deserve better? Yeah.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: An Ally, I'm an ally, and.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: I'm going to set these Oh no, I'm not going
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: to set them back. Okay, Oh there are more.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Okay, so and there's another.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Let's be very clear. So far, I've disagreed with every
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: single one of these stickers. This women are power.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah you said no, No they're not.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: We're saying no to that.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: No they're not. If they were, we wouldn't share on
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: them so much.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Now this is a sticker. This is born and Raised.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that is I am from Chicago. Yeah, that's
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: the Chicago flag. That is Yeah. I wanted you to
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: have a little piece of me.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Wait, so the Chicago flag says born and Raised on it?
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: No? No, no, just the stars?
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, just the stars. So this is baffling.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, where did you get this? I would say,
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: if I were being honest and aunt give it. Interesting,
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: that's actually a regift and.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: The stickers run in the family.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Then I guess I guess maybe that's where I get it.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Are you getting back to Chicago that often?
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: Not?
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: No, I mean probably every other Christmas?
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: And then whenever I go, like I like to go
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: to see the people who might die soon? Right, Oh?
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: Interesting, and you have to so they do that is
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: it like a warning sign to people who you're visiting
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: in Chicago. They're like five.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Times thow it is now, honey. But I have a
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: lot of family that is still in Chicago, including my mom,
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: and I like her a lot.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, it's a decent reason to visit a city.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Liking your mom.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I always schedule a show when I'm there, so
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: she is always like, you couldn't just visit, and I'm like, no,
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I also have to make money. I'm an entrepreneur.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: That would be a waste of time to just visit
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: with a I don't think so. I did a live
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: show there last year and had a wonderful time, but
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: I kind of let myself down.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: You did a live show at the same time I
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: was doing a live show in Chicago.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: In Chicago, we were.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Dueling, Yes, we were dueling. No, your guest also has
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: red hair.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Oh brendan'scanel.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Yes, I love.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Brendon exact the live show you were talking about, Yes,
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: because we did a show at the Lincoln Lodge and
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: he hit me up to do stand up on that show.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: And did he Yeah, he did, and he was to night.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: I think he was going to yours or coming he
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: was going to yours after because he came to mine.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: He had ninety or something, yes, and he had been
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: to dinner and he brought me as the gift his leftovers.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Amazing.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: The chicken was already dry.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Where was it from?
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Like a famous Greek place? I can't remember. I let
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: myself down in Chicago because I only went to essentially
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: one restaurant the entire because I just didn't want to
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: stray from the area that I was staying.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Where were you staying?
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Great question, it's kind of cool, and there's a good
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: bakery and Lincoln Park.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of like cool.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: I would remember Lincoln Park. I wish I could remember anything.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: I just went to that, the Hamburger place, a bunch
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: oh cheval or small chival.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: You would think that I would know all the famous places.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: You've been gone for a while.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: I've been gone for a while. And also I'm allergic
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: to everything fun, so I don't know good food none
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: at all. No, I can't have like gluten because I'm siliac.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: You can a dairy. I choose not to eat red
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: meat because I'm annoying. And then like I can't have
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: like a smattering of other things like beans or peanuts.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, but I feel like my sister Celiac,
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: and there's a world of enjoying food within Celiac especially.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: I feel like with a lot of like Asian food, Yes,
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: like Mexican food, you can get. I can get decent
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Celiac friendly stuff.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's like the beans and the cheese really get me.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, But you can get a great taco or cud.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Che yes, absolutely absolutely. And then you have Indian food,
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Thai food. I feel like there's all kinds.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: Of options there are. If you're willing to be annoying
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: and ask a bunch.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Of questions, you kind of have to commit to being annoyed.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: You do, yeah, and that's you.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: That's a power you have over other people. Oh, thank
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: you for being irritating. Okay, I think you should take that.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: I'll take that. Yeah, I'll take that as a compliment. Absolutely.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: If you can be irritating in particular situations, no one
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: can do anything against it.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: No, because I guess to be like, it's an allergy.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. You need to own that.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: It's an allergy. And I did insist on coming to
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: this burger place, psycho.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's keep going there.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: One more thing there is, let's see. Okay, so that
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: is something that I made on a date.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Whoa, it's like a miniature sushi plate.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: Yes. So I went over to this girl's house and
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: she had crafts set up for us to do, and
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I'm all in on this, and
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: I just didn't I don't know like how to use that.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: Like I did try to incorporate it into like a
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: hairstyle once I made a couple of those.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, but oh so is it like a hair clip?
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't use it as that, Okay, but I
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: think it's just like a little clip because it opens,
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: which is which is kind of like kishe k.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Kitch kitchen just so ciche. This is very keiche.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: So I don't know. I threw that in there just
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: as a wild card because I was like, what if
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: he hates stickers, you know, he hates gifts, what if
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: he hates stickers? And this is something I made with
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: my bare hand.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out how you made this?
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Like, okay, so what actually it is is she had
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: all these little things that like you get in like
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: a mystery pack and you don't know what's inside, and
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: it's those like little little guys. So the little sushi guy, right,
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: there's also like a little taco and like all little
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: foods and then you just glue it onto. Oh yeah,
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: really simple. It's just hot. It's just hot glue. So
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: I didn't like paint, but no, I'm not like making
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: the little plastic sushi.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: No, I was imagining was a very different thing.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And so we just made like a bunch of those.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: It's still fun.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: It was a really fun date.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: I'm not entirely sure, like what because it's like on
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: a nice little sushi plate and it's like sushimi on rice.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Is that that's what this is? Is course, but then
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: it's in like a weird warming or like uh like
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: there's a clear bubble that goes over it, so it's
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: like a serving dish.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's likeda and I can't really like place
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: this in the real world outside of miniatures.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: I guess maybe like on a whole hotel room floor. Yes, okay, to.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: Have a fancy sushi restaurant once where they like put
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: like smoke inside and then they and then they opened it.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Right so maybe it's that very experimental food or something
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: and then it can clip onto something.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're welcome. Hey, you're welcome. It was made with love.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: And can you imagine flirting and like trying to like
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: not get hot glue on your fingers and just being
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: like no, okay, so yeah, where are you from?
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: You know, how are you doing? Hot Glue's dangerous? Are
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: you burning your fingers there?
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Not No, I need a hot glue gun.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Yes, everyone should have one. You can do anything with
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: hot glow.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: You could protect your home.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, yeah, sort of. You you do need to like
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: refill and that that takes a minute.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: But I feel like there is like you run into
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: a lot of things where you could use hot glue
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: in your house, yes, and then when you don't have
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: it around, what a bummer? What a bummer?
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Like how do you fix things?
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: It's a toilet handle fell off my glue and.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: I love a hot glue stick. Yes, where do you
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: get those Michaels? Yeah?
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: I think just at any crafting store.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: When was the last time you were in a Michael's.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Hmmm, that's an excellent question. It was definitely this year.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: I like crafts, like getting little things, especially for like
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: the show. U oh sure, yeah, so we'll like yeah,
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: I don't know, Yeah, I've probably been this year. I
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: also like typically around Halloween, I'm in a Michael just
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: wandering right.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: I would say Michael's needs to get it together.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah. It's like insane that it still exists, because
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: you walk in, you go, why is the yard everywhere?
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Like nothing makes sense? The aisles are it's like, yeah,
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: we have jewelry and ale on one, and then we
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: also have jewelry and nine and ten and the bottom
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: shelf of twenty nine and you're like the dumpster huh.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: And yeah there are like little like carts, like these
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: metal carts that just have like a bunch of shit
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: in them, and you're like, what do you.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Mean deciding what goes in the metal carts?
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: I think it's an employee who doesn't get paid enough,
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: who is done with their shift and said I needed
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: to put all of these away. No, no, there's something now, Yeah,
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: they're in something.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know when the turn was, because I
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: feel like there was a period in the last ten
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: years or so when I could go in Michaels and
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: things were on the shelves really. Now, I'm like, I'm
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: wading through things.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Yes, I just felt like Michael's maybe was always like this,
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: but I was younger. Oh interesting, right, you were more
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: patience and didn't know how.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Stuff worked, had more hope for the world.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: Ye walked in and was like ooh, scavenger hunt. You know.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Well if they took that's what the that's the marketing
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: angle they should take. See if you can find it.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and if you find everything on your list, you
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: get like a little.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Prize, you get to buy it.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, then you get to buy it. Yeah. Okay, so
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: then this, okay, that's okay. This is what I would
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: like to call on an excellent Oh my god, it's
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: the only useful sticker.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, okay, disagree. I'm going to put all of
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: these on my bumper.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Those are just let somebody know that I'm falling apart emotionally. Okay,
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: let's see pulling this out. Oh, this is such a
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: useful gift. And it's not just like you found these
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: in the junk drawer. This is a whole thing.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: None of these have been used yet today, none of
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: them have been used. That would be insane to give
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: you you.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: We should take a look back at our past guests.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: But if you look closely, there was one used stamp
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: and I filled it in with something.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: With the Santa. So the rest of the stamps are
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: beautiful hummingbirds and then and it's the Garden Delights collection
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: and then Santa, which is kind of will I'll have
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: to use a hot glue gun to put it on you.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, which I didn't take it off of an envelope though,
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: I just took it off of another sheet, so it
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: hasn't been used. You can still use Santa run a letter.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Because they the way, they make sure they put a
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: stamp over it so you could tell this is still
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: a usable I'll save that for the holidays.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Or I mean, I don't know, branch Oh, yes exactly.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: You're gonna have Christmas every day you could.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: And I want to explain why these gifts feel like
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: this because I had a plan to get you like
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: a really fun, weird thing, which was a cameo.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: I thought, okay, that'll be fun, and then I looked
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: at cameo and I was like, the people that I
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: like on cameo way too expensive. Haven't even met this man?
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Not dropping two hundred bucks but then I was like, Okay,
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: it might also be fun to get him the cheapest
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: cameo oh from a dog. Okay, but the turnaround time
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: and I had this place, I said, Catherine, it's on
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: the to do list. It's on the to do list,
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: and I did it last night, so it didn't I
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: don't think it delivered, but you will be getting that.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: But can I read to the one of the most
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: psychotic prompts that it gave me?
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: Please? Okay, who's running the dog's cameo account?
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: I would imagine the owner?
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or is it like one of these things where
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: the dog calls nine to one to one. It's like, yeah,
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: the dog has created a cameo for itself.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just really really smart.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: So they're giving you prompts to give to the dog.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: So how can Okay, let me see if I can
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: pull up my cameo because I did have to also
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: like make an account.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never ordered a cameo. I I guess I
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: should get into them so support some people who are
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: falling apart.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, cameo has slid into my DMS no less than
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: five thousand times to be like you should be on
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: cameo and I'm like, I really shouldn't.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: I'm not there yet. Leave me alone.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: I really can't be doing that. I don't have a
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: ton of service. But I did take a screenshot of
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: what I wanted to share, so instead I will do that. Okay, great, Okay,
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: So you can and who it's for, and then you
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: write in why you're getting the cameo so it can
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: be like birthday, anniversary, cute little note, and then one
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: of the things is pep talk. I said, obviously, that's
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: what I'm gonna choose, and then this is for it
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: was going to be a Wiener dog to deliver this cameo.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: Now I looked at the I looked at the examples
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: of the cameos that this Wiener dog has done, and
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: it's a lot of like a Wiener dog on a
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: bed sort of walking across a note, which is really great.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Like the owner has like scribbled out the message on
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: a note.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but imagine this is this cost me three dollars,
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: So like that's correct, okay, and it's not a famous dog,
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: not yet, okay, So then you can go in and
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: give instructions to the dog on like what this person
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: needs a pep talk okay, but it gives you a
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: little prompt and it says, like an exam ample might
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: be my stepdad is feeling instacure about being a good
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: role model. Remind him how lucky we are to have
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: him in our lives.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: What's going on in that?
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: Devastating to like be going through something and then get
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: a cameo from a wiener dog being like, you're a
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: good role model, stepdad?
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Stepdad's ready to leave.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like absolutely not. I'm feeling myself today.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Do you know what's happening? I know it is so dark.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Why couldn't the propt just be like we're having a
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: big game.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: Yes, we're having a big game and I want him
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: to do a great job.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Why did it have to be a family falling apart?
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: It always is, It's always a family falling apart. So
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: I will send that to you.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, please, I'm so excited about that. What else can
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: you could you do? Like a court summons with a cameo?
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: I bet you no, that probably has to be in person.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: Oh right, yeah, you have to be like, right, somebody
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: served their wife like in a very public way.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, actor this happened, Ah, yes, Jason Jis while
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: she was on stage being an award or something.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: It was a shit move.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: That was really a wile.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: It was you got to be like, you have to
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: get over the fact that she cheated on you with
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: whatever Harry styles.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Is that what happened.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: No, I'm starting that rumor today right now.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: This is so weird. I was just thinking about that
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: weird movie oh that.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: They did together. They were together at some point, but
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: I don't think there was any kind of cheating scandal.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, but there's the movie where they're all in the desert,
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: but then they're in the matrix or something.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it. That's it. But then there's Housewives.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Yes, there's that kind of a like a mid century
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: housewives feel, but they are also in the matrix.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're like dolls being like fed at home
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: or something. I don't know.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: It I watched it.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: I did. I saw it on my television.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: I guess I need to see it. This actually sounds
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: wonderful to me.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it was interesting. But again, if this
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: is how I'm describing it. However, Olivia Wild, if you
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: want to work with me, I think your ex husband
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: did a shitty thing.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: But Jason ted Lasso reached out.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: Sometimes people cheat.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Relationships are complicated.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: Oblgated their nightmare. We said it earlier.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: Our spouses are going on stage, they're receiving awards, they're
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: directing Harry Styles.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you can't say no to Harry.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: No, no one can say no to Harry.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: I would. I have a Harry Styles story which you
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: may or may not need to edit this out just
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: because you might be like you're being mean and stupid.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: I support that.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: So I I got to go to SNL because I
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: was dating somebody who was a director who like knew
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: somebody whatever, it didn't matter. We went to and they
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: were like shadowing this director, and so we went to
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: the taping and Harry Styles, I think was the musical guest.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: But I am so out of it, like I didn't
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: what part of what one direction was he one direction? Okay,
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: so I think it was Harry by himself, or maybe
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: it was one direction. I don't know. This is a
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: long time ago, but they were singing that watermelon song
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: where it's just like they just say like watermelon over
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: and over and over again, watermelon, watermelon, water melon, watermelon.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: I got the giggles because I was like, there's no
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: way this is a real song. This is so stupid,
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: and so I'm losing my mind laughing. My partner horrified,
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: is like kicking me, being like you're being so inappropriate.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, we're at a comedy show. So just because,
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: just because the musical guest was where I laughed the most.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Sign But it was like watermelon, watermelon, watermelon.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Watermelon, watermelon. I think I don't know. I think it's
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: it's watermelon sugar.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, yes, this is starting to seem like something
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: I've heard.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: It is popular, but I never heard it before. And
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: then obviously after that I had heard it like on
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: the radio.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: And I was favorite song.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and now it was my wedding song. I danced
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: down the aisle to it watermelon modelmeon, but I was like,
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: this is stupid, right, come on. There were like no lyrics,
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: It's just watermelon.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Women deserve better.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: Hey, the sticker said it first born and raised women
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: deserve better.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Watermelon, watermelon, watermelon, watermelon. So did he confront you? Were
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: you confronted by Harry after the show?
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: No? Unfortunately, not famous enough. Yeah, it doesn't care at all,
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: but send this to him.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: Clip this Harry Styles reach out, Yeah.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: Reach out. I have beef with a few music music
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: else Okay ed Cheran, Okay, correct, I think that Ed
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: Cheron should pay me money.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Why should he pay you money?
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: Okay, it's crazy that he's still.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: Relevant number one still ever, but.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Also like congrats, you know, you know how to do
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: your career. He got on I guess he got on
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: Game of Thrones.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: You Oh, he was kind of probably maybe a low
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: point in his career to be on Game the show,
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: wouldn't you say? Oh sure, I certainly were watching that
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: guy sing And what was he singing? I'm pretty sure
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: he's saying.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know, Yeah he was singing. Oh he was singing.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Was he like a main character?
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: No, he was just like somebody around a fire or something.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: I think, Oh, whatever, So he he owes me money
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: because my father passed away. Not the point of the story, okay,
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: But it was a little bit sudden, but we got
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: to be there when he did it. Yes, when he
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: did it, when he decided bye bye. No, but when
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: it happens, you're sort of like caught off guard, unless
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: it's like planned and the person's like just so old.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: I didn't quite know what to do. Everyone's crying, it's
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: the whole thing. It was like the middle of the night,
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: you know, I decided to pull out my phone and
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: I played an Ed Sharance song. You might ask why,
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: and that is a great question. Yeah, I was like,
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: we got to make sure he's dead. So it was
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: because it had been like this song was on the
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: radio a few times when and some of my last
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: memories with my dad were riding in the car and
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: this song was praying. But we had no ties to
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: the song, right, Like it was just popular at the time.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: And also so a small part of me was like,
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: we should play something you want to like sort of
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: cut the tension. It was a it was a love song,
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: so it's a it was a weird choice, and I thought, well,
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: for sure, this will be popular for another year and
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: it will go away forever. Right No, acheron, it keeps
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: making music and this song keeps being played at every
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: single fucking wedding. No, it's like the one where it's
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: like I'll be I'll love you until you're seventy, like
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: that one, and it's it's like my dad died so
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: much sooner than seventy. It was like such, I was
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: like trolling my dad and his last breath, being like, hah,
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: not gonna love you when you're seventy. It didn't make
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: it at you. Yeah, so I just have been terrorized.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: I had Sharon since then.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Well, you're going to boring people's weddings. It's your fault.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: But straight people, Yeah, straight people, you've got to stop
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: going to straight weddings.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: I okay, more gay people need to get married. Don't
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: take away all right yet? Okay, not yet. I need
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: to go to more of your weddings, right, But it is.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: It's just like such a classic song that I think
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: was just popular when we were all becoming young adults.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: So like maybe these people like kissed to it once
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: or something. I don't know.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: And again to clarify the song is I love you
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: till you're seventy? What's the plan after that?
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: That's not the I believe that everybody just dies in
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: his mind at summon dy Oh.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like a Logan's run situation.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: He is trying to be like when you're so old
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: that you can't walk? And I was like, people are walking, babe,
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: but he's like English or something, right.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And again. So he's giving up on you when
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: you can't walk? How is this love?
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: No, I uh. The Ed Sheeran thing is always I've
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: been just absolutely baffled by it is flabbergasting. I guess
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: you have to eat. You needs something.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: Flabber I am flabbergasted.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: Flabbergasting is that something? It could be? Everybody knows what
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: you're talking about. It's their fault that they're not choosing
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: to understand you.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: Yes, thank you for that.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: No, I feel like I guess waiting rooms.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: Yes, we need music for waiting rooms and for when
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: there's like.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: Past apps past apps. Oh interesting, Now I'm already upset
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: with past apps, I know.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: But there's talking over it, right.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: So if I get mad when it's like a dance
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: or god forbid, I was a bridesmaid in a wedding.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: They walked down the aisle to an edge seerance song.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: I tell everybody that you don't like music, and we're
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: gonna do it silently.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you doing? But whatever?
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Wait, are there any other musician beefs you have?
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: Hmmm, I'll think about it.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Let's try to alienate you from the.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: Entire music industry.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: I'm sure Ed Sharan's a perfectly nice guy.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: That's he has a bad reputation. I think people came
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: after him because he's a dad and he's always on tour.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, you, guys, that's the patriarchy. Like, I
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: don't know what to tell you, Like, dads are.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: Gone, right, dads are out of there.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: Dads are gone, And that's a societal problem. It's not
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: just an Ed Sheerant problem.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Ed Sheeran, I feel like we I have bigger
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: problems with Ed scheer other than him being an absentee father.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, how about my ears? No, Ed Sharon, truly, we
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: love you, We love you. I do think like congrats
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: on having a lasting music career, sure, and like being
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: played at weddings. Still, however, I can never listen to
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: your music because of what I did to myself. I
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: will always think of my dad as oh, you know,
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: and I think for that I should be compensated or
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: give me like free tickets to your concert.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, so now you're creating an issue for yourself.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: I know, I don't. I don't think I could actually
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: like go through the whole concert without crying.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, I was just going to say, that's just like
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: a ruined Tuesday night.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: Sorry, he's performing on a Tuesday.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: I believe it. Maybe, And again, Ed, we love you
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: and you support your career well.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: And here's the thing. Everyone doesn't have to be for everyone.
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: And I think that people are too sensitive like people. Shit,
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: I'm a woman online. You don't think people absolutely shit.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, women online are totally fine. You're exaggerating. It's a
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: perfectly nice place for the guy.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: Absolutely. People are constantly commenting on how I look. I'm
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: not like I should get a full face translam. So
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't think that my stuff would be
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: for him either.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: Interesting and he's you know, he's going to be petty
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: and he's going to probably like yourself, but then say
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: something bad about it.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: I think he should say something bad about it. But
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: I think if you're a real one, Ed, you would
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: play one of my clips as your father or mother
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: died a little he he haha for the end of
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: their life.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: It's either that or a huge settlement for tat Yeah, exactly.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: You can choose one. Well, stamps, stamps, this is a
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: valuable thing. There are a few things that people should
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: be giving us gifts like because you know, it's always
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: candle and we've always talked about what a boring thing is. Yeah,
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: that is. But you can always use a candle. But
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: you can also always use triple A batteries. Yes, you
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: can always use stamps, stamps, Kleenex, Kleenex. We're getting into
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: territory where it's a little uh sure, but a seasonal almost.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: I guess that's a good Christmas gift.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: Like in like a fun little oh, like a like
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: a thing.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they have like little ones like that have packaging
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: with like shoes on them.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: Right, the shoe cleanex, you get it. Showers, flowers, there
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: are all these kind of pantry staples.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: Well that's why I always hated when people would get
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: me flowers, because certain flowers give me such a terrible headache.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: Oh and alert from allergies.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: Probably, Yeah, just instantly I want to gauge my.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Eyes out, and just esthetically, you don't.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: I'm like, god, damn it. No, I instantly get like
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: a headache, be based on the smell. And so when
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: you start dating somebody news sometimes they'll give you flowers,
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: which is a nightmare.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: I don't like getting flowers ever.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: I just want toilet paper.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Truly, when money is spent on flowers, it's something that
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: makes me feel like, oh, I'm not part of humanity
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: that I don't. It does literally nothing for me when
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: someone gives me flowers. Yes, they die just like all this.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: I know this costs a decent amount of money that
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: could have been spent on other things I could use, absolutely,
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: and I'm just like they look nice enough. I don't know,
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: it's just not really for me.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: I think you have to be having people over consistently
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: to like have fresh cut flowers.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: When I go to other people's houses that are adults,
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: they have like decoration, They're like they understood something about
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: life that I'm not there yet. They have like gorgeous plants,
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: and they will typically have at least one vase with
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: like cut flowers, and I am like, wow, this does
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: look like a like this is lovely, this looks like
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: a picture.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: This is like my house. Three months out of a year,
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: I'll have I'll buy flowers, and then those same flowers
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: are there for three months. So for the first week
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: it seems like I'm in control of my life.
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: And then you just have something that's like decaying.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: Before you're on old water. Yeah, it's really a tough situation.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: Do you like plants.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: I love plants. I've gotten really good at taking care
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: of my plants.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: Good for you. I haven't gotten there yet, okay.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: I mean what the trick is is you don't take
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: care of.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: Them so not at all. But sometimes they need.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: Water, I mean so rarely. And I also bought a
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: moisture thing that you stick into the dirt and it.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: Tells you, tells you. This is going to be huge
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: for me.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: And it's really like every two weeks very little water
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: because I had killed essentially every plant I owned until now,
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: and I think almost all of mine are still alive,
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: outside of the ones that the dog choose up.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: But that's for the dog.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: Yes, I buy those ones.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: For the dog.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: I want the dog to have a stomach ache on occasion. Yes, Well,
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: I have all these very useful gifts. I've got a
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: new bumper awaiting me, and then I can send out
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: several threatening letters and what a wonderful thing. Oh and
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: I have this sushi that I can do. We'll clip
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: that to something in the studio, I imagine, I don't know.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: It's beautiful. I think we should play a game. We're
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: going to play a game called Gift or a Curse.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: I need a number between one and ten from you.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: Let's see five.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: Okay. I have to do some calculating to get our
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: game piece. So right now you can promote, recommend, do
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: whatever you want.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, amazing. I guess I'll promote my tour, which I
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: don't know any of the dates or the venues. And
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: I'm an excellent businesswoman. I also have a Patreon. It's
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: pretty gay on Patreon, so hop over there subscribe please,
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: we would love to have you. Those are where the
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: full episodes of my show go and then clips are online.
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: But we'll be doing live shows in the Pacific Northwest,
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: and if we sell out, then I get to go
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: other places too. People are so mad that I'm not
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: like going to the East Coast, But that's far away,
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: do you know what I mean? Like, I need to
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: sell this one out and then I get to go there.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: So the end, that's great. Everybody go support Catherine everywhere.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, support me everywhere? Thank you?
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: Do I have anything to recommend? I started watching The
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: X Files.
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: Oh I've never seen it.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: I'm having a great time. I've only watched two episodes,
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: and both seem to be some nobody has it, like
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: a dermatological condition, some sort of skin rash. I don't
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: know if that's the whole show.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: But is this like a house situation where like people
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: have like random illnesses.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: First episode, people have little weird things on their skin.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: Second episode, somebody's covered in rashes. I don't know what's
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: going on. I don't know if that's just kind of
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: sci fi though, right, yes, but so far sci fi
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: also means that you need to see a dermatom. Yeah.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: I have to imagine that they're going to branch out
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: from that at some point maybe, but they're probably four
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: hundred episodes and I'm having a great time.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: Do you finally finish Little House on the Prairie.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: No, we're on pause. Gym's out of town, so we're
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: not watching it. Okay, don't shame me.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: How many seasons is Little House on the Prairie?
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: That's a lot, Yeah, and.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: That's when they were doing like twenty five twenty.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: I think they're like twenty three or twenty four seasons.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: So you're free the committing to something. It's I'm having
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: a great time, but my boyfriend's living in New York
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: right now if we watch.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: It together, so it's yeah, you can't do that.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to power through that.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: I got into a with my acts when we were together.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: They finished a show without me when I was out
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: of town, and that's how I knew that, Like they
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: were mad at me. But then I got on a
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: little plane and somebody died in a little plane that
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: same day, and so then they were back to loving me.
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: That's a true story.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: Thank you people who died on a little plane. You
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: saved do you saved.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: My relationship ship for a little bit.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's play Gift or a Curse. I'm going to
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: name three things. You'll tell me if they are a
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: gift or a curse and why. Okay, then I'll tell
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: you if you're right or wrong, because there are correct
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: answers you can fail. Okay, all right. These are all
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: from our Patreon listeners today. This first one is from Greg.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Gift or a Curse Virtual try ons.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: I'm not understanding what that. Oh like when you go
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: and to like a site and they're like try it on,
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: like try it on glasses or whatever. Right, Gosh, this
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: is tough, but I'm gonna say curse.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: Why.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: Well, first of all, you have to upload a picture
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: of your face. Awful, it's never flattering. I also think
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: that it's keeping people out of stores and thus removed
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: from humanity, and I think that's why we get a
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: lot of problems in our society.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Correct, yay, curse. No Virtual Try on one of the
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: biggest scams that the tech industry has tried to force
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: on us. It never works.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: No, it's always like my glasses are like somehow like this,
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, well, I can't tell of those.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and best case scenario, they don't look like they're
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: on your face. They never It looks like a cheap
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: little image put over your face. Yeah, I'm having to
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: look at my face in a cheap webcam format. I'm
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: having to allow the browser to use the camera extra
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: button I'm.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: Clicking and they can get in then to your data.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, I would rather not see Yeah, of course,
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: that's probably what it's all about. It's just getting more
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: of your face.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah it is.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: I would rather just even see the product at all.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: No, just ship it to me, Just ship me.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: A surprise, because it'll be better than whatever is put
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: on my face in the virtual Try. On, stop wasting
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: our time. That technology will never work.
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: No, and I don't want it to No, I.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: Want to go to the store. I think that's a
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: very good point. I love going to the store.
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: You might meet your best friend at the store.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: So many things have happened.
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: At the store, or you might just have like a
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: great story for later, even if it's a bad experience.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: Do you know, right, you're going to become a more
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: interesting person to talk to if you have more human interaction.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: Right, your life will have texture after you go to
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: the store at the mall. Yes, go to the store. Okay,
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: you've gotten one right so far. This next one is
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: from Amy. Gift or a curse spending a lot of
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: money on something you like, but you know you may
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: not wear a lot.
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, you may not wear a lot. That's fine. Yeah,
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: that's a gift because in that question, and it did
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: not say I'm stressed out about money. So in this scenario,
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: I have a lot of money, and then every single
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: time I put that item of clothing on maybe or
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: wear that little purse, I feel like, Oh, I've invested
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: in myself. I don't have the pressure of using it
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: all the time. And I gave myself, like a little
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: treat that is around for longer than like a nice dinner.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think it is a gift.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: Wrong curse. No, this stresses me out. Yeah, this is
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: something that does not work for me. This is just
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: something I'm buying, something that will make me feel guilty
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: all day. It's like the telltale heart. It's just always
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: beating in the closet, just always thinking I spent all
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: that money and I'm not using the item. Yeah, what
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: if I done? I've wasted money and I go in
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: the closet every day and feel guilty.
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say you should have a house gown.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: I think you need to free yourself up the bounds
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: of like reality and like you can wear anything a
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: lot of the time.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: Why do I need a house gown?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: Because have you ever put on a gown? Okay, have
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: you ever put on a gown and then walked about
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: the house gown? Yeah, and the been like this is
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: my house gown. And then if you live with somebody,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: they also get the pleasure of seeing you like no makeup,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: hair a mess, when you're in like this gown and
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: then you're just answering emails. It's very fun. It's very silly.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: You're giving yourself a gift. You're giving somebody else a gift.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: That psychologically is a green flag. It's absolute green flag. Okay, well,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: you've gotten one wrong so far. Be very careful with
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: this next. Well this is from Sarah. Yeah, gift or
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: a curse. Flossing your teeth at the communal work lunch table.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: No, what the fuck? What the hell? No?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: Is there no bathroom that? No, get out of here, Sarah. No,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: we must have standards. No, that is a communal table.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: There are rules. There are rules to society that matter,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: and then there are rules that don't matter. Not having
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: bits of already eaten food flicked about at a communal table,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: that's a rule that matters. I also never want to
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: see a coworker floss. I don't want to see you
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: stick your whole hand in your mouth. What also, I
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: know you're not washing your hand. You're sitting at a table. Huh.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: And then where does the floss go? And then it's
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: just dangling at the table. Am I supposed to be
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: eating around that? No? No, you could do it in
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: your car. Oh that's yeah, it is. But why do
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: you need like an audience for that, get out of here,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: so curse, curse?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: Correct? Correct? No, I what are we talking about. You
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: can't do that.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: I don't think you should at work at all. I
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: even think the work bathroom. If you have to floss
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: at work, you should be in the bathroom stall, standing
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: on the toilet. I shouldn't even see your feet, lock
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: the door, floss your teeth, and that's like a once
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: in a lifetime.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree, What are you doing? Why do you
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: need that? Unless, of course you are on a twelve
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: hour film set you're having all of your meals there,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: or I mean a construction site I would imagine also
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: is the same way. And then you have to go
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: to the porta potty, right, a single it's a single stall.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: Like then you can you can floss, you can come out,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: you can do your romantic kissine.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: But I don't want to know it after after Philosphy.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you've lost You do nothing else,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: you know, like I'm ready, baby.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: No, it's a curse. You got two out of three. Yeah,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: it's pretty good about time too. Oh, actually, Ellis, do
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: you have a gift or a curse?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: I do?
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: Ellis is going to do one of these and we
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: both have to answer to it. Then Ellis has the
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: true answer.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, fun all right? Gift or a curse?
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: Your second coffee of the day.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm a psychopath, so to me, that is always
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: a gift, and I don't but I and I also
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: give myself the gift of not having to finish it.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: But I'm an espresso maker, so I'm not wasting my
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: money on my second coffee, right, Like, so.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: You're paying for the first one.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: Well no, I'm usually making it at home nowadays, but
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: if I'm going out and about, I will buy a
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: coffee and it's always consistently a gift. But I would
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: say if I finish a second coffee, it might be
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: a curse for the people around me.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: I will say, gift too. The second cup of coffee
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: of the day for me is the one that works. Yeah,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: the first one is just like truly too.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: Do you drink coffee just like coffee or espresso?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: Cold brew?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: Cold brew? Okay, I used to be a cold brew person,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: but it destroyed my guts.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: Oh interesting, I have that to look forward to.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I really tried. I tried really hard. I
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: worked at a coffee shop. I was doing sixty four
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: ounces as a cold brew every single wow.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: I used to. I used to do a huge amount
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: every morning, starting at six am.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: Yes, And I would say. People would be like, aren't
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: you cracked out? No, I'm not. I'm probably not medicated
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: for other.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: Things exactly, And I don't.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: I have too many things. I'm silliact now I'm gonna
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: be adhg Absolutely not. But I usually drink four shots
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: of espresso in the morning, so my second cup of
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: coffee or my second coffee will be another double shot.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: And I just simply don't need six shots of espress, right,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: But it's always a gift. It's always a gift to
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: have one.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's a gift. I and I will
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: now that I'll have a second cold brew of the day.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: I don't have to finish it. I'll put in the
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: fridge for another time.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: And I will I also come back, even if it's
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: like a iced cappuccina or something, I put it, I
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: scoop the ice out, I put in the fridge, I
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: drink it tomorrow.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: Absolutely Yeah.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: Okay, were we right?
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: So I have a pretty sensitive system.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: We're headed in a bad direction.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sensitive to caffeine. But here's my thinking is
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: that it still is a gift for me, okay, because
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: it's kind of like a little check in on my
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: nervous system. It's like, oh, I don't I'm on a
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: lot of medication, so I don't get really the opportunity
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: to do a lot of like fun drugs. Yeah, so
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: it's kind of like, all right, like what is this
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: afternoon going to look like? Am I going to be
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: really productive? Or am I going to have a complete
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: crash out at pm and start crying?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 4: So it's just kind of like a little excitement for
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: my day of like what like a little like caffeine roulette,
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: Like what is what is it going to be like today?
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  Speaker 2: You know, that's a gift. And look at us, we
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: all have kind of different logic and we've all come
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  Speaker 2: together on this as a gift. I think that that's
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  Speaker 2: really nice. I do too. What a beautiful way to
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: play the game. I think we should answer a listener
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  Speaker 2: question people are writing into I said, no gifts at
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: gmail dot com.
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  Speaker 3: Are we can we address the cigarette? Was this a gift?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: I begged you not to addressed the cigarette?
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  Speaker 3: Catherine, I said, I wanted to dig myself into a hole.
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  Speaker 2: I begged you no, the cigarette because it's smoked. That
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: was when we did our Oh it smells in fifth
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  Speaker 2: anniversary special. We I was smoking and I guess that's
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: a leftover cigarette from that. It's an herbal cigarette.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it smells nice.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: And that's right, Elice, that's what it's from.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I just decided to leave it on the table.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: It became a part of the set. Yes, that's one
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: of the rare things on the set. That's not a gift.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: I think almost everything else here was given, but you know,
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  Speaker 2: it's just gives a little bit of a I think
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: it just makes every guest wonder, why is someone going
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: to start smoking in my face?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would love that.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: And that's a good energy to nothing. I wouldn't either
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: if the host started smoking, I'd just be like, Okay,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: I'm trapped in a small room inhaling all of their stock.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, I'm committed.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: Yes, all right, let's answer a listener question. This says, Hi,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: I am writing to you bridge or and guest because
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: my mother's birthday is fast approaching and I have no
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: idea what to get her. She's so hard to buy
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: for because she is a shopaholic and whenever she wants
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: something for herself, she buys it. I would love to
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: get her an experience or something other than a tangible object.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: She loves the outdoors but isn't athletic. She enjoys binging
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: everything on Netflix and working overtime at her full time
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: accountant job. Please help. And that's from Hannah. Hmm.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: I wonder if she likes plays. Oh and I also
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: wonder if she likes her daughter, because I know she.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: Doesn't like this kid. Yeah, listener to this podcast.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, that's because I was going to say
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: for my mother, who is also sometimes hard to buy
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: for because she doesn't like tangible objects. She loves an
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: experience and she loves going to the theater, and she
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: likes like carved out time that I put aside for her.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: So it's like outside of touring.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's like, she's like, so that wasn't a visit,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: that was just you doing work in town.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: You asked me to come to your show.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. But yeah, I would say, like if she's
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: in a city that has like theater or something, but
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: not if it's going to be bad.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: Because that's torture. Yeah, that's unfair.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: Actually, torture.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: That's one of the worst things you can.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: Do a person. I know your friend is talented, Hannah,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: but don't do that to your mom. But something like that,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: or like if there's jazz nights at like a local restaurant,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: it could be like I want to take you to
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: go listen.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: To Joss rock concert, a rock concert. Yeah, Monster truck Rally,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: live theater, Lucha Libre. Oh, I went to La Libre
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: Mexico City, time of my life.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: I went twice when we were there.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: The thing about it, the power, like being encouraged to
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: boo is the best feeling in the world.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: So fun.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: I love. I'm hooked on booing people. Yes, I might
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: start doing it places at bands I do, like do
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: it here, start.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: Booing community gues sits down, booh see what they do?
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: No, I loved. That was one of the highlights of
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: going to Mexico City for me.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: Same, just loudly yelling at strangers.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's so fun. Or going against the boo and
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: being like, no, I'm rooting for him.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the villains on the side of the villains.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: It feels great. Oh, take your mom to that. Find
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: some level of pro wrestling and take mom to pro wrestling.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is really fun.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: Yes, I think that that's a perfect to answer. I
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: can't imagine getting your mom anything better.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: No, I'm going to do it right now.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: I'm getting We're on your way to Chicago.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, getting our looser libred tickets in Mexico City. You
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: got to get your there yourself, okay, curse.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we answered the question perfectly. I've got all kinds
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: of gifts. Yes, I've had such a lovely time with you.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: I've had a great time.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: Thank you for being here.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much for having me listener.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: The podcast is over. It's time to slowly move into
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: your day. Shit, everything is going to hell for you now,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: everything is going to You're going off a cliff. This
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: is going to be the worst day of your life.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: I love it. Good Bye, I said.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: Gifts is an exactly right production. Our senior producer is
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: Ellis Nelson, and our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: The theme song is by miracle Worker Amy Mann, and
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: we couldn't do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: must follow the show on Instagram. At I said, no gifts.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: That's where you're going to see pictures of all these
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: the gifts I invit?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: Did you hear?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: Gonta man? Myself perfectly clear?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: But you're a guest to me.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: You gotta come to me empty, And I said, no gifts.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: You're our presences, presence enough, and I already had too
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: much stuff.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: So how do you dare to survey me