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My inheritance 3 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: My inheritance is going to be in doilies.
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  SPEAKER_00: All sorts of special little doilies that my grandmother has knitted and crocheted from the beginning of her life.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here's the thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: I love I I I love that like I don't know comfy feeling of a grandma doily as far as like having one.
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  SPEAKER_01: But why do we have to have like 98 of them?
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  SPEAKER_01: And that's all that's being left for you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's nothing else.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's gonna be hard to pick a winner for these.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_01: This one's one this one's one of my favorites.
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  SPEAKER_01: My boyfriend's mom just passed away and he inherited garbage bags.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh she just had a crap ton of garbage bags.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_01: They lasted us over a year.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: She didn't just pass, but over a year, and you wow, that's a good one.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, every once in a while you do stumble across those things that you're like, this is incredibly handy.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then when do you when you got to the last one, did you keep it?
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  SPEAKER_02: The last garbage bag?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like, don't you kind of like use that and let it go?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I I feel like I would I couldn't get rid of the last garbage bag.
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  SPEAKER_02: You you don't have a problem walking around putting little stickers on things that somebody, when they die, they're living, they're sitting right in front of you.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're watching them, you're claiming the items in their I'm not dead yet.
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  SPEAKER_02: House.
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  SPEAKER_02: You don't have a problem with that.
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  SPEAKER_02: But you don't want to use the last garbage bag from the person that already died.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's kind of like this.
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  SPEAKER_02: You are one weirdo.
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  SPEAKER_01: My grandfather always gave everyone two dollar bills, and we always called him the two dollar cowboy.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, I still have and I I I inherited a stack of two dollar bills, and I used them for a while, but I have one two dollar bill left.
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  SPEAKER_01: I just can't get rid of it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, I understand that.
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  SPEAKER_02: That actually has some value.
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  SPEAKER_01: What two dollars?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Also, this one's very weird.
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  SPEAKER_01: This one's from 0917.
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  SPEAKER_01: My inheritance is commodes and shower chairs that my mom inherited.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Whose butt was on all of these?
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  SPEAKER_02: Like I hate to say it, they're expensive though.
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  SPEAKER_02: So when great grandma passes and grandma gets it, and then when mom needs it, it's there.
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  SPEAKER_01: But why is it that every time I go to an estate sale or garage sale, they're on sale for like two dollars?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, right.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're really there's no there's no value, there's no second sale value.
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  SPEAKER_02: When grandma breaks her hip, let me explain how this all how this scam all works.
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  SPEAKER_02: When grandma breaks her hip and it's a random Wednesday, and then they're releasing her from the hospital the following Wednesday, there hasn't been an estate sale, hence you're at Gerald's buying it for$199.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, not$2.
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  SPEAKER_02: So you gotta think of how this all works.
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  SPEAKER_02: You don't go to an estate sale, you go to an estate sale to find Allie Payton's Lager Burger Burger back at Basket.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Not to find out.
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  SPEAKER_01: And apparently, if it's weaved left-handed, your friend Heather said that it's worth more.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you know what?
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  SPEAKER_02: You guys all take them and go sell them.
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  SPEAKER_02: And take the time off our hands and you can take a 20% cut.
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  SPEAKER_01: How about that?
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  SPEAKER_01: My inheritance from 3569 is dolls.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's always somebody in the family with the doll things.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or this one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, clown dolls.
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  SPEAKER_01: Clown dolls.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, you burn them.
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  SPEAKER_01: Elvis dolls.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, keep those.
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  SPEAKER_01: Campbell's dolls.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's a Campbell dolls.
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  SPEAKER_01: I assume Cam Campbell's soup kids?
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  SPEAKER_01: Dolls.
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  SPEAKER_01: I didn't know that.
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  SPEAKER_02: I like uh I like Brooke.
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  SPEAKER_02: Boyd's Bear uh teddy bears.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, yes, yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know somebody who used to uh collect these too.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're so ugly.
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  SPEAKER_02: There are millions of tanks.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know how we're gonna do this.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then uh 6044.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh oh, I can't read that one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Never mind.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
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  SPEAKER_01: You guys.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, now I really want to read it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Where is it?
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  SPEAKER_02: What's it right below?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, this is let me see.
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  SPEAKER_01: Where is it?
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  SPEAKER_01: When my mother-in-law passed, we inherited 700 empty Cool Whip containers with lids.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's Allie!
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  SPEAKER_01: That is 52 bottles of soy sauce.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh, this is totally your enough foil that she passed away in 2011, and in 2026 was the first time I bought foil.
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  SPEAKER_02: Holy! That's odd though! 2011 to 2026?
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  SPEAKER_02: That's how many years is that?
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  SPEAKER_01: That's like 20, let's see, 11.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait, 10.
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  SPEAKER_01: 12, 13, 30, 15, 10, 17, 18, 19, 20.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, this is like 14 years of foil.
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  SPEAKER_02: Amazing.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's incredible.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know why, but I want to give them Nelly tickets for the fact you didn't have to buy any.
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  SPEAKER_01: There you go.
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  SPEAKER_02: I feel the pain for everybody else.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's uh my inheritance is a huge box of uh another one from Beanie Babies.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_01: I also loved this one debt and piss poor self esteem.
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  SPEAKER_01: That was my favorite.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right, you're going to the fair.
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  SPEAKER_02: That way you can look around and gain your self esteem back.