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210: My Monster · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: Joelle. I've been watching you on Twitter all day, and
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: I am so happy that this Beyonce thing has come out,
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: because you seem like you're on ecstasy over there, just
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: telling Daniel.
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  Speaker 2: I've already seen it twice. I have plans to watch
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: it a third time. And I get off work at
• 0:14
  Speaker 2: seven today. I'm probably gonna be online with some friends
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  Speaker 2: doing a live watch it is?
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  Speaker 1: Is it?
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  Speaker 3: Dope? We haven't watched it yet. We're waiting, dope.
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  Speaker 1: She's holding and she's holding her eyes.
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  Speaker 3: Look at her.
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  Speaker 2: When you get to brown skinned girls and you're holding
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  Speaker 2: your daughter and you're crying because you're like, look at
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  Speaker 2: this gorgeous representation for my child.
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  Speaker 1: It's so good.
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  Speaker 4: She should I should I watch it with the kids
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  Speaker 4: or without the kids, because I know she can be risky.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have children, so I always tell parents to
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  Speaker 2: watch by themselves first. I have no idea what appropriate
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  Speaker 2: is for a job.
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  Speaker 4: Remind right, like the last the last record that she
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  Speaker 4: did wear, she was in the thong the whole time
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  Speaker 4: and shaking her booty the whole time. Like I could
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  Speaker 4: watch it, but I don't know if I want my
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  Speaker 4: kids watching that.
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  Speaker 3: My baby's watching that.
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  Speaker 2: This is a lot less uh sexualized, because it's let
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: me put it this way, it's on Disney Plus. Okay, so
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  Speaker 2: it's it's you know, the Effords have been removed from
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  Speaker 2: the content. Uh, there's not a lot of uh ass
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  Speaker 2: and titties out I.
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  Speaker 3: Think I don't know if I want to watch it anymore.
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  Speaker 1: One viewer, I love the Joel review. There's not a
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  Speaker 1: lot of ass and titties out Therefore give.
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  Speaker 2: Us a lot of body suits and uh two bikinis,
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  Speaker 2: which we appreciate her for, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: It's just you gotta read. You gotta read Joel. You
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: gotta look at Joel's Twitter. It's like, basically become a tribute.
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: It's tribute to Beyonce.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, you created an altar, you have a shrine.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have a bedroom right now, but when I do,
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  Speaker 2: there will absolutely be like a Beyonce photo.
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  Speaker 1: Joel's Twitter smiling like I'm so you know, when your
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: friends are happy, you're happy. And I was like I
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: was holding my heart for Joelle this morning. It's like
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  Speaker 1: this woman's this woman is one happy human being.
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  Speaker 3: When did it drop last night at midnight or this morning?
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  Speaker 1: Did you watch it at midnight?
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  Speaker 2: No? I tried, but I was tired and I took
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  Speaker 2: my edible at the time I normally take it, and
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  Speaker 2: then I was like, well that is that was watching?
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  Speaker 1: I have a question. It's a music video movie kind
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  Speaker 1: of thing. Is that what it is?
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  Speaker 2: It's called a visual album, so every So in twenty nineteen,
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  Speaker 2: Beyonce released The Lion King basically album. Uh it was great.
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  Speaker 2: So this is every single song off of that album
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  Speaker 2: gets a music video. But it tells like an overarching story.
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  Speaker 2: But there's not like a lot of dialogue sapping in between,
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  Speaker 2: so it's not like it's more visual storytelling.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, this is the music from The Lion King, the.
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  Speaker 2: Music the album she did for The Lion King, so
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  Speaker 2: it's not like a Kuna matata.
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  Speaker 3: It's all.
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: So I would have tuned in if it was like,
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: oh but the money, dude, you made it sound Italian.
• 2:56
  Speaker 5: But but melisridiculous.
• 3:11
  Speaker 2: It's cool because she got like a bunch of like artists,
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  Speaker 2: like from South Africa. Ghana I know is well represented,
• 3:17
  Speaker 2: I think Nigeria, so it's not just artists, but producers
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  Speaker 2: get features on their dancers, so.
• 3:23
  Speaker 3: It's like it's Drake on it.
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  Speaker 2: Drake is not on this album. Kendrick Lamar is on
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  Speaker 2: the album Okay, There We Go cal Is on the album.
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  Speaker 4: It's always interesting to see what rappers Beyonce is gonna
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  Speaker 4: put on her record, because, believe it or not, lyrically,
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  Speaker 4: she's she could take them all down pretty much. When
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  Speaker 4: when Beyonce sings and puts it into rap form or
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  Speaker 4: chat form, it's a rap for a lot of these cats.
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  Speaker 3: She's very slick with her with her.
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  Speaker 4: Lyrics the question, and a lot of it could be
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  Speaker 4: because she's married to jay Z, but she writes her
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  Speaker 4: own stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Man, it's not anybody else writing it.
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  Speaker 1: That was my question. I didn't want to be yelled
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  Speaker 1: at by either one of you, but I want to
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  Speaker 1: know if she writes her own lyrics.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely absolutely. Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Did you know this movie? Yeah, she's one of those people.
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  Speaker 4: You know, we talked about it back in the day.
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  Speaker 4: My wife used to work with Destiny Child and all
• 4:23
  Speaker 4: of that stuff and worked on the first Crazy and
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  Speaker 4: Love record and everything.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: She her her cousin.
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  Speaker 4: Is Teresa Lababaro White, right, and she was the person
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  Speaker 4: who helped find and and nurture Destiny Child and Beyonce.
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  Speaker 4: And you know she's done a lot of the musical
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  Speaker 4: production for her. I don't know if she worked on
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  Speaker 4: this album. Okay, she might have worked on this album.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sure, but she but my wife is her cousin.
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  Speaker 4: And so when my wife first moved today, she worked
• 5:01
  Speaker 4: for Teresa. And I remember one time I went to
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  Speaker 4: meet Beyonce and I brought my wife with me, like
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to introduce my wife to Beyonce, and Beyonce
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  Speaker 4: ran by me and was like, yeah, so.
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: Wow, Joel's now one degree separation. She's so uh.
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  Speaker 4: When she was working on the Crazy and Love record,
• 5:25
  Speaker 4: you know, she could take a c D and throw
• 5:27
  Speaker 4: that thing in the pro tools, like take somebody's thing
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  Speaker 4: and throw it in the pro tools and start working
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  Speaker 4: on it and create her own music off of it. Like, Uh,
• 5:34
  Speaker 4: there's the dude from uh, what's the name Ryan from?
• 5:38
  Speaker 4: What's the name of that band?
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  Speaker 3: Tule to apologize? It's Toule.
• 5:44
  Speaker 4: Tatter something like that. What's the name of the band?
• 5:47
  Speaker 4: One Republic? Holding on your.
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  Speaker 3: Ryan Tedtnor Ryan Tetter with an R right, I said Ryan,
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  Speaker 3: I say Brian, I said Ryan, You said Ryan I was.
• 6:00
  Speaker 4: Anyway, he said when he wrote the song, I'm not
• 6:04
  Speaker 4: sure if it's Halo or one of these songs. It
• 6:07
  Speaker 4: was completely different once Beyonce got ahold of it, like
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  Speaker 4: he wrote a song, and it was completely different after
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  Speaker 4: she got it for the better, Like she's one of
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  Speaker 4: those people that's like, oh, that's what you're doing. I'm
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  Speaker 4: going to add to it. Let me create something to it,
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  Speaker 4: and it turns out to be fire. So you know,
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  Speaker 4: when it comes to writing her own lyrics. Yes, Beyonce
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  Speaker 4: is up in there now. I got to ask my
• 6:27
  Speaker 4: wife if it's okay to tell this story.
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: Your wife doesn't listen to the program, so she'll be fine.
• 6:34
  Speaker 3: Right right on?
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: How is everybody? How are you doing? What are we
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: doing this weekend? What are you drinking? What's happening? What's
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: going on?
• 6:42
  Speaker 3: This is a fizzy drink.
• 6:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a lagger, it's a tasty.
• 6:49
  Speaker 1: A lot of people were weighing in on our last
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: episode saying that bourbon is a whiskey Donalds, because you
• 6:55
  Speaker 1: had mentioned I said, are you having whiskey? And you
• 6:56
  Speaker 1: said no, it's bourbon.
• 6:59
  Speaker 3: So you know, okay, So Bourbon's a whiskey.
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Bourbon's are whiskey, but it's only made
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: in Kentucky. Is that right? Anybody forgot what the guy said.
• 7:08
  Speaker 1: I just like the people that I listen. Our fans
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  Speaker 1: and listeners are so passionate about the show that they
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  Speaker 1: they a lot of people weigh in and the ninety
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  Speaker 1: nine point nine percent of it's positive.
• 7:20
  Speaker 3: I love that. I love that there's a few negative.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. I had a woman today. I had to
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  Speaker 1: laugh because she was like, you guys are getting way
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: too much off topic from the show. And then it
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: was like dot dot tight, dot dot dot might have
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: to stop listening. And I was like, oh shit, Susan
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: from Duluth, what the fuck are we gonna do if
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: you leave? It was like it was like a warning.
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: She was like giving us a little warning like stay
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  Speaker 1: on topic or dot dot dot might have to stop listening.
• 7:54
  Speaker 3: I had one guy say to me something like, oh great,
• 7:57
  Speaker 3: you're gonna talk about how you don't remember any of
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  Speaker 3: your lines? Can't wait?
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I believe it was the poet Taylor Swift
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  Speaker 1: who once said haters are going to hate hate hate, hate, hate,
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  Speaker 1: hate hate.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that was the poet Taylor's By.
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  Speaker 1: The way, that album. I'm just saying. I went on
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: a walk today and have you been.
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  Speaker 6: Listening to good.
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  Speaker 4: I've only listened to the first two songs. Those are
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  Speaker 4: my two favorite songs.
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  Speaker 1: But dude, I always do that too, whenever it's a
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  Speaker 1: new album. I like, fall in love with two songs
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  Speaker 1: and just play them NonStop and then don't even.
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  Speaker 3: Ever go to the other songs.
• 8:31
  Speaker 1: But I went I went on a walk today with
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  Speaker 1: my doggy and I went a little deep, and I
• 8:35
  Speaker 1: wanted to tell you another good one I found. It's
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  Speaker 1: called seven. Okay, have you heard that one? Great, good,
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  Speaker 1: beautiful song I like.
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  Speaker 3: I like the first two songs good.
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  Speaker 1: The Bonnie Bear song is not the first two. You
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  Speaker 1: need to branch out to that one.
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  Speaker 4: That's the one, and then the one that comes after
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  Speaker 4: it is banging. And now I'm looking forward to Beyonce tonight.
• 9:00
  Speaker 4: You know that's when I'm gonna be watching.
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  Speaker 1: Now do you think you and your wife might be
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: intimate because of Beyonce's sexy music video movie?
• 9:07
  Speaker 4: I am going to uh seduce the crap out of
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  Speaker 4: my wife.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, maybe the sexy Beyonce video will get her
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  Speaker 1: all wrong.
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  Speaker 4: By ripping her clothes off of her.
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  Speaker 1: Wet We don't need to know what you're role playing.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like to seduce my wife tonight by taking all
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  Speaker 4: of her clothes off of her.
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: Your wife looks really good. I have to say.
• 9:30
  Speaker 4: She's working on you know her, she looks on fire. Yeah,
• 9:34
  Speaker 4: she's so inside and outside. She's working on herself and
• 9:37
  Speaker 4: so well, what you're seeing is that glow.
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: I'm seeing that glow. You married. Well, she is one.
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: I hope it's okay that I say she is one.
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: Foxy Mama, Yeah, that's fine. She's fun.
• 9:49
  Speaker 3: I don't own her, She's just my wife.
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: No, but I don't want to be disrespectful. But I'm
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: here to tell you that she's hot.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure there are other people out there that feel
• 9:59
  Speaker 4: the same way. They do they do, you know what
• 10:02
  Speaker 4: she tells me. When I'm like, but there are people
• 10:04
  Speaker 4: that feel the same way about me, honey, She's like, no,
• 10:06
  Speaker 4: they don't know. Nobody wants you.
• 10:12
  Speaker 6: Nobody wants you.
• 10:14
  Speaker 4: Please, baby, baby, baby please, Like She'll be like, you
• 10:20
  Speaker 4: think Jaylo wants you really really?
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: Well, you got you did think that Britney wanted you. Can't.
• 10:29
  Speaker 3: We could tell the story.
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: But I know if you want to edit it out.
• 10:32
  Speaker 3: Or not, but we might have to edit it you
• 10:34
  Speaker 3: can choose to edit out.
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: But all I know is Donald thought Brittany wanted no,
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: Brittany did want me hold on? Man, And come on, buddy,
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: did you hold on? Did you have a Brittany dude?
• 10:44
  Speaker 4: She would send dudes over, like dancers, over to the
• 10:47
  Speaker 4: table when we would be out and be like, Brittany
• 10:49
  Speaker 4: wants to talk to you, and I'd be like, what
• 10:51
  Speaker 4: they like, Yeah, Brittany wants to talk to you.
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: And here's her Murphy, who are we talking about?
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: Spears?
• 10:57
  Speaker 6: Wow?
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, iconic? Yeah?
• 11:00
  Speaker 7: And I was.
• 11:02
  Speaker 4: But I was dating my wife at the time, so
• 11:04
  Speaker 4: I would be like, So I said to my wife,
• 11:05
  Speaker 4: I was like, babe.
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: She should have given you.
• 11:07
  Speaker 4: Just let me get the let me get the let
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  Speaker 4: me get the go out on a date with her.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna I won't do anything. I just want
• 11:13
  Speaker 4: to go out on a date to be like yo.
• 11:14
  Speaker 4: And then afterwards we could talk about the.
• 11:16
  Speaker 3: Date and what happened on the date and where she
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: and I went and what we did.
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, like your girlfriend's gonna be like okay as
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: long as just the date.
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  Speaker 3: She was like absolutely not.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, ah right. And so one night,
• 11:30
  Speaker 4: one night, Britney kind of crossed the line. Like we
• 11:32
  Speaker 4: were out and about go on and we were at
• 11:36
  Speaker 4: Hide and Brittany was out with like all of her
• 11:40
  Speaker 4: dancers and she was just coming back with Circus and
• 11:42
  Speaker 4: it was about to like it was it was about
• 11:44
  Speaker 4: to pop, right and uh, right now, Circus Circus Circus
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  Speaker 4: is a dope ass record, dude, It's a dope record, dude.
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  Speaker 4: She was looking great, right and uh, my wife was
• 11:59
  Speaker 4: with me and she sent somebody over and was like,
• 12:01
  Speaker 4: Brittany wants you to come over and say hi.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, okay.
• 12:05
  Speaker 4: My wife was like, yeah, let's go over there. So
• 12:07
  Speaker 4: we walk over there. Yeah, let's go over and I
• 12:10
  Speaker 4: was like, Hi, I'm his girlfriend. I'm his girlfriend. And
• 12:14
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, that's my girlfriend.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway.
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: Anyway, Donald, I think a lot of women want you.
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: I think a lot of men.
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: I agree with that. I disagree with the women want you.
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  Speaker 1: Have a lot of gay suitors.
• 12:30
  Speaker 4: I feel like that I have a very you know,
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  Speaker 4: handsome and uh, I think it's I do.
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: Have a nice butt, that's true.
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: Let's but it's like a shell, you know, if you
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: it's like a unit, you can hang on the wall.
• 12:45
  Speaker 4: I feel like I feel like I feel like you
• 12:49
  Speaker 4: and I both go on are friends, and our friendship
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  Speaker 4: is very inspiring to a lot of men out there.
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  Speaker 4: And so it's only right that a lot of our
• 13:04
  Speaker 4: fans are boys, because we can teach boys how to
• 13:07
  Speaker 4: love each other like that.
• 13:08
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's just my point.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: And listen, I think this next generation is going to
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: try way more things obviously. I mean, you know, we
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: were it was so taboo to experiment when we were
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: growing up, and now I think every all these young
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: people are just like, all right, let me try everything,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like, let.
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: Me see what's for me, what's for me and what's
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: not for me.
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I think that's I mean, if I'm
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: not mistaken, you guys can correct me if I'm wrong.
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  Speaker 1: The women are are more free to do that already,
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: and I feel like the men are behind them. I
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: think like young, sexually active young people will be more
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: experimental in years to come, right, Joel, why are you
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: looking at me like I'm crazy?
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not sorry, lost in thought of my own but.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I ate that edible too early, Joe, Joel, Try
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: and have the edible. Try to have the edible when
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: the show's over.
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: I smell a job, guys, good, it does you don't.
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: Sometimes I'll be baked on this ship.
• 14:13
  Speaker 6: I'm not really you're having a beer.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: Well, it's not on camera, so.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: I assume that you were high sometimes, But it doesn't
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: seem to mess up your performance because you're very entertaining,
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: except sometimes when you can't finish your sentence.
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: That only happens when I've drank too much or not
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: drink too much.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: You can have one.
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: Like when I start getting like tongue tied and stuff
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: like that, it's because I might have.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: There was a funny moment in the last episode where
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: you went on this long ass thing and I go,
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: well said.
• 14:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, dude, I'm in a good mood today. I
• 14:50
  Speaker 8: gotta say, good, you're happy.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: If this were a normal environment and the world wasn't ending,
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: we would you and I would be going to the
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: beach and skipping down the sand together.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: That's what we would do.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm trying to think of. Like, if
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: I could do anything with you this weekend, Disney fuck
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Disney man, I would say Donald, no, No, I know
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: you Jones, I know you give.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: Him Mickey, he knows not what he does.
• 15:17
  Speaker 9: He does.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, by the way, I tell you socks they're gonna want,
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: you know, the company's stance. Of course, I'm gonna give
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: them a free plug right now. They have Empire Strikes
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Back socks, a whole box of them.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I have a lot of Stance Star Wars socks,
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: But if you look, I was online last night looking
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: for new socks and stance. If you want to send
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: me songs, you can't. But anyway, they have a whole
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Empire Strikes Back box set. And I was like, I
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: would send this to Donald, but you know what's gonna happen.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: I would send this link and he won't reply. That's
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: that's why I would say.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: That's because I would be on the link buying the stuff.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: These are the things so early. By the way, bro,
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: I sometimes I fucking text you at like nine to
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: thirty and you don't remember sleep at nine thirty, like
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: your wife's up, because I'll text Casey and she he replies,
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: and this is and I were talking about like some
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: some ship and you I like, I got knowing, I
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: got you keep you're asleep going on over.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: Here's here's the thing about me and my wife. My
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: wife likes to stay up late and wake up late.
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: I like to go to bed early and get up early.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: So you take the kids, like, crack it down when
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: they get up.
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: When they wake up, I'll go downstairs with them. The
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: problem is sometimes I get involved in watching television with
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: them and uh, for get to make them breakfast and stuff.
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: So She'll come down and be like, have the kids eating?
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: And I'll be like, oh, now they were supposed to eat.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Can't they feed themselves? Come on, they need to get
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: at it. Cereal on a bowl, pour some milk.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: Listen.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: It's not that they cannot feed themselves, because they can.
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: I'm sure they can.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Just put the cereal on the table.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: I want to watch. I need to. I need to
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: watch them though. That's my only thing.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: Man Like, uh, it's there are a lot of people
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: out there who have experienced this, but when you watch
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: your kids choke on something, it's very scary and so
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: therefore you know, and I'm not saying that cereal can't
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: do it, but I just would prefer to be around
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: them when they eat. Like my kid goes, I'll be
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: in another room eating.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: I'm like, no, no, no, no, no no no.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Uh oh really, you gotta watch him eat.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: I get crazy. Look, dude, it took us forever.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: A helicopter parent. You're a helicopter parent.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: I am a helicopter Yes, I hover over my kids.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah you are.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: I send a lot of life lifelines down even when
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: they don't need it.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: I'm that hell as chopper, blue Thunder, I'm Blue Thunder.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: No, apache that bass chopper.
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: No, I'm Blue Thunder from the movie. Or air Wolf.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: I'm air Wolf. I'm Blue Thunder or air Wolf.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: What's the big military black hawk?
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: I'm a black hawk.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a black hawk.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: I'm a black hawk.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: You are a black hawk.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: I am a black hawk.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: And I will freaking unleash the thunder if you mess
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: with my family.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: That's how I feel about it.
• 18:00
  Speaker 7: And so.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: I will chop the ship out of some food. I
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: will chop the ship out of some food.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Chop cheerios, ceios, chop them up.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: I will let them sit in the in the milk
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: a little bit longer before I give them to the kids.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's level one helicopter parent. You are.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: You let the fucking cheerios get soggy, and you're like,
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: you may eat.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: Now, now, you can eat these.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: I don't have to worry about them scratching your throat
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: on the way down. I can't help it, man, I
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: can't help it. I love my kids so much, it's ridiculous.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: I love them so much. Like I sometimes at night
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: I'll be in my bed and I'll just be thinking
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: about my kids, and I will have spent the day
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: with these little fuckers, you know what I mean, Like
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: these kids are bad sometimes, and even after they're bad,
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: I'm in bed at night, Like, you know, I love
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: that little shithead.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: You know, that little fucker was so mean to me today.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: But I wouldn't trade it in for the world, Like
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: it really is that one.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: That's sweet. I can't wait to have little little children.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: They change your life. Should we get into the show?
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, I think that's a good note. Do you want
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: to count us into America's favorite song?
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Five? Six, seven, eight?
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: Stories about show?
• 19:13
  Speaker 7: We made about a bunch of thousand nurses, And I said,
• 19:20
  Speaker 7: he's the stories nets No, so YadA ra here, YadA
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: ra here.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: And this is such a good episode.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: It is a good episode.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: Only problem I have with it is the outline of
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: the episode. Like the outline of the episode that I
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: have to do. I went away and I was gonna
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: write some stuff down, Like.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: I still couldn't an attempt at it, because what's my first.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Attempt at it? Well, it's my second attempt.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we had a misfire with Johnny C and now
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: this is your second past. This is your first opportunity
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: to do it again.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: Okay, well it's not gonna but I'm gonna do it anyway.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: But I did.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: As you know, I watched this. But this tell me
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: when you're rolling.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Hold on, let me get my timer ready, tell me when.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: You're going and go.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: This episode's about sex and relationships and the workplace. Really,
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: at the workplace, it's hard to maintain relationships, and especially
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: after work, it's hard to maintain relationships. J D and
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: Elliott in this episode find each other in the end
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: because really they don't have anyone else. And it's all
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: because it's very difficult to work long hours and maintain
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: a life.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: It's thirty seconds, but it's not your finest work.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: But it's the truth, and that's what this episode is about.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Just as it was meandering, it was like this episode.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: Because it's hard to write about sex and relationships because
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: that's what this episode is really, you know what I
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: mean it's about It's like you got to do one
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: of these every year, we got to do a sex
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: and relationship episode, and how it's tough to do it
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: in the workspace.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: I might be so bold to say Donald, it's Donald, right,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: I might be so bold to say that this is
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: the biggest sex scene I did the whole run.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: You guys get hot and heavy in this.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: We do we do And I remember shooting it. We
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: shot it a long time and I remember shooting it,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: going are we gonna air this? Like? This was like
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: they didn't they cut some stuff out because we were
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: like just going at it. Like this was like full on,
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: like we were kind of just hooking up.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: Right, It was like we're gonna pay you two to
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: hook up with each other.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I know it's acting, but it wasn't.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, we were acting. We weren't like in a relationship.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: But I mean you saw what you see is like
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: we did that for like a full day and they
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: only cut some of it out. I remember thinking, like
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: we were just going at it, and I was like, they're
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: not gonna air all of this on NBC. But you know,
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: We're like mass grabbing and I'm kissing her breasts and
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: we're just like jumping.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: You're like grabbing her. Not only are you grabbing her ass,
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: you're grabbing like a cheek and then inside the cheek.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: Like it's not just the you don't grab the outside cheek,
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: you grab the inside cheek.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and like this is like some straight up, you know,
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: soft core Skinemax stuff.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was totally Skinmax. If you saw that on Skinmax,
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh, I'm watching Skinmax.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: I'm watching Skinemax tonight.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: Even the way the show opens up with uh with
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: uh Turk and Carla making out and how wet that
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: is of a kiss, Like the kisses are super wet.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Yep, and uh juicy. It was a sexual episode. It
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: was sexually charged.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: You in the bathtub with Gift Shop Girl.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. God, well, Sarah Lancaster, what a beautiful gal. I
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: gotta say. And I just as I said with the
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Johnny C episode, I have been so stressed my libido
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: was zero.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: Have you have I been so stressed that my libido
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: was zero?
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah? No, that doesn't happen to you, doesn't it? No?
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: I don't think no, because you just.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Have like a maga libido. Well, anyway, I.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: Personally, you want to get into this right now, because
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: we could totally get into this right now.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean I personally, and I'm sure there's listeners
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: out there, like if I'm directing and I'm stressed, or
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: I've got life, family drama, or my brain is not
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: thinking about sex, my libidos is zero. And I think
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: that's what's happening with JD in this episode. He's he's, uh, wait,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: why are you shaking your head?
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: I disagree one hundred percent.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, can I finish my fucking thought? It's Donald right,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: my Uh, he's got the thought of his sick patients
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: and the and the wounds that they have on them.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: He's got He's preoccupied, of course, with leftover feelings from Elliott.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: We establish he hasn't hooked up in a while with
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: with anybody, and now he has arguably one of the
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: prettiest girls that was ever on Scrubs in front of
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: him and he's got nothing going on. Now, you can't
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: just say it's because oh he's obsessed with Elliott. That's bullshit.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: A knockout of a woman like that in front of
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: him would still turn him on if his brain was
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: present in the moment she initiates a kiss with him,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: and he's and he has nothing happened, so his brain
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: is somewhere and he gets really anxious about it, as
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I'm sure many men do when they go, Oh my god,
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: what's wrong with me? Why is nothing working? What the fuck?
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: What I liked about this episode that it didn't It
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: didn't make that a taboo subject men can't talk about,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: because I think it is a taboo subject that men
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: feel they can't talk about.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: Now, I would have at least given it. I would
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: have at least given it another shot. I would have
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: been like, Okay, it's not happening here. Maybe we should
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: go back to my place and try it, or maybe
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: we should go back to your place and try again.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: And if it doesn't happen there, I'd be like, Okay,
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: well maybe we should try again at the door before
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: I leave, Let's try one more time.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: When that didn't work, why don't you walk me to car?
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: I think we should.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: Try one last time, right, Because that is some bullshit.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: I'm very with you. I don't think there's any world
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: in which JD would not have continued to try and
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: hook up with Sarah Lancaster's character gift Shop.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: Girl, especially after one hour or two hour date, however
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: long the date was. He went to kiss her good
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: night and realize at the good night kiss, oh, I can't.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: It's not gonna work. I can't.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: She was the aggressor. She was like, kiss me, and
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: then she is talking about his erection. She's like, ooh
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: is that a Is that a roll of quarters in
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: your pocket? He's just having a good time and he's like,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: actually it's a roller qorders laundry day.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bullshit, bull that's what were you.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Gonna say about libido? You were saying because I know
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: that you have a very strong libido.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: I I I.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Let's phrase this tactfully. You are a man who can't
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: be satiated. What you can't be satiated?
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: What does that mean?
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: That means there's never come a time where you've had
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: enough sex in a day where you go, you know what,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: I'm good? Correct, poor casey, Poor.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: I have no I love my wife tremendously, and I've
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: learned to curb my appetite when it comes to that night,
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: try my hardest to not make her feel like a
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: piece of meat in the house.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: But you can't be satiated. I think my wife is fine, dude.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: Like she's sexy to me, like her curves, everything about
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: her is sexy to me, you know what I mean.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: And it's a little you know, it might be a
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: little too much for her, but it's the truth. It's
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: the honest and goodness truth.
• 26:20
  Speaker 10: She is.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: You know, she is everything I've ever wanted in a
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: woman before I knew what I wanted in a woman.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: It's like, you know, now I know what I wanted
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: a woman, and she's everything that I've wanted in a woman.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: Like you know, you have dreams when you're a kid, Well,
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: it feels like she was the girl of my dreams,
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean, And now I got her,
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: and you know I want to beat.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: No, I know. But what I'm saying is I'm not
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: negating anything. I think that's wonderful and I'm not negating
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: anything you're saying. I'm saying it's impressive, libido wise that
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: at forty six you don't ever go Okay, hey, I'm
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: that's enough for me for the day.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: No, I don't. I don't, and you're right, it's it
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: is unfair.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: I don't think that. I don't think that that's a.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: A I have a comment, very very very very strong libido.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah we do. Can we get that on a
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: T shirt for the merch Donald Faison, I have a
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: very very very strong libido. Another one, another one. It's
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: going on with this ringtone, Joel. We can't get the
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: new the people are clamoring for for the what you're
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: talking about, what you're trying to get into a day
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: of shooting song. It's a slow moving train. This this,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: this ringtone train one step away.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: We're so close.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Trying to give the people what they desire. They also want.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Donald and I saying another.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: One, but that we don't own another one though.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I think we're allowed to say another one.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: No, because we're just doing DJ Khaled man.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Should we do an ask DJ Collet and see if
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: we're allowed to use it?
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: Are you gonna do it in the Aaron number voice
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: of course? Okay, yes we should ask DJ CA DJ Khalid?
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: Would you be upset if we used another one?
• 28:05
  Speaker 9: I'm not at all Donald, you can you use it
• 28:07
  Speaker 9: ahind of time? And like I'm not the one is
• 28:10
  Speaker 9: your horse to use? I don't know how much? But
• 28:15
  Speaker 9: you can you see.
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, I really hope that.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: I know, but I hope we're not the only ones
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: that think this is funny.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: I don't hope that the four of us aren't the
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: only ones.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Now, it's impossible, it's impossible. It's funny.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Zach's DJ Khalid impression.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: I listen, listen. There's no one else in the world
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: who does a DJ Collid impression like that, and I
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: think it's unique to the show. Me talking about the episode,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: or we should go to break or something. What's going on, Josh?
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: What a break would probably be good?
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: All Right, I need to cool down from all the talk.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Donald fibido, he cannot be satiated. Listen, gentlemen, we'll be
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: right back. Well, Donald attempts to satiate himself.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, we'll be right back.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get an episode. It's a very good episode.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: I like it a lot.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: I like it a lot too.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: I wondered about that, and you already touched on it
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: and pretty much answered the question. That had to be
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: a hard scene to shoot, regardless of regardless of what
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: you're doing in the scene, that had to be one
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: of those things where it's like we're kissing again.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: No, it wasn't like that. I mean, well, I mean listen,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: sex sex sex scenes are you know, can be awkward
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: and particularly awkward if you don't have chemistry with the
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: person and you don't feel a genuine vibe. I think
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Sarah and I loved each other and we're crazy about
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: each other, and we were like best friends, just like
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: you and I were. I think it's safe to say
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: we were genuin only attracted to each other. I think
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: that came across in the show. So, yeah, making out
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: for a full day was it times awkward but also
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: at times fun. That's my answer to that.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: That's really interesting. You know, I've I've been an actor
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: for a really long time. I don't think I've ever
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: had makeout sessions for a full day while working as
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: an actor. I've done kissing scenes and I might have
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: like maybe one or two like comedy sex scenes, but
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: I don't have any genuine like makeout.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: I had another one I had, Yeah, I know, you
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: have a you have a bunch of a bunch of
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: I had a few in this show. But with Rachel Bilson.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Last kiss, right, last kiss, that was the most time.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was like my like softcore porn moment.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: For it has to be nerve wracking, though, Like there's
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: so many things that.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Rachel and I bolted shots of booze on that one
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: because we were nervous, I bet, because that was supposed
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: to be like the this was like at least comedic,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: and you know, it's NBC Lascus is are and it
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: supposed to be this like erotic, you know, height of
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: the of the movie. We we like, I go and
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: we we just have this like intense crazy sex scene
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: in her dorm room and uh, and that was that
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: was Yeah. I think I was nerve wracking. That's why
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: we did shots to calm the anxiety.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: I couldn't imagine doing something like that like the I
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: remember doing weight and to exhale, and it was the
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: scene where the girl's uh performing oral sex on me
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: and you don't really you don't even see the girl
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: doing it. But I was just so nervous. I'm in
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: my underwear, I have a thong on, you know what
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: I mean. We're in a room that's not air conditioned,
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: so now I got musk coming from the the areas
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: of my body were musk forms.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Did you put a little deodorant on your ball sick.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: No I didn't put no, I didn't. I didn't do that,
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: but you know what I mean.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: It's just like I was in a being so nervous
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: and she's there and it's like, what the how does this?
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: This is not this?
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: This doesn't feel comfortable, and then somebody breaks into the
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: door and you got cameras in your face and you
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: got to pull your pants like it's all it's.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: It's just all so uh. And so I was wondering,
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: like how it would have been nerve wracking for me
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: to have to do that for a full day. That's
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: just me.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. The Bilson one was this was hot, This was
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: like fun, and I think that Sarah and I would
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: say it was awkward, of course, but but we had fun,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: you know, I had to do. I was in a
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: play with with Ari Greener, and the joker was that
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: I was going down on her in the play and
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: there was covers over me, and the joke of the
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: play is that she's so bored and so not into whatever.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: My technique is that she's she's above the covers reading
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: a book cool and and she's and she's like going,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, that's great. Keep going and she doesn't know.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Now in the play, I'm supposed to be like my
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: head like bopping around under under there. And so like
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: eight shows a week, she's in her underwear and I'm
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: down there like inches inches from her business and I'm like,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: my head is supposed to be bouncing around but strategically
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: not touching anything. And for opening night, as a joke,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: I gave her this pair of underwear that had the
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: scene printed in white on the groin of the under
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: in case I ever, in case I ever forgot my lines,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: I could just read it off. And she laughed so
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: hard at that. And then we did the whole run
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: of the show, and on closing night I got down
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: there and she was wearing them.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Hilarious, hilarious, hilarious.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: All right, now, I think, as we should talk about
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: this wonderful moment of me washing rowdy in the bathtub.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I think of all the Scrubs gifts that are on
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: the interwebs, this is my favorite. One is JD forlornly
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: washing rowdy in the tub. I think that's what I
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: often send to people.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: It's a it's a metaphor also, though, isn't it isn't it?
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: Supposed to be.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: Jad's not doing anything tonight, but he's gonna wash the
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: dog in the tub, meaning he's gonna.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Master. Yes, No, I didn't get that at all. I
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: think it's.
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: Because then when he gets in the tub with gift
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: shop girl, Rowdy's still in there.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Well, the joke is like, oh, I know what we're
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: gonna do tonight. We're gonna wash rowdy, Like he turns
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: it into something. Oh, I didn't think of it as
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: as a metaphor.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Rowdy meaning we're gonna wash.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't think of that at all.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: I think that's no.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Well, you have a libid in his mind. I think it's. Uh,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: By the way, I forgot, is that a word, libidness? Yeah,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: libidness is. It's not like deservant, the one you made
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: up the other day.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: I looked it up. It's it's a movie.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: It stars Uh, that's Divergent, Indivergent. Who's indivergent? Oh my god.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: By the way, for no memory that there's a bonus
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: fart joke scrubs man scrubs loves a good fart joke.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I had forgotten how many there are in the show.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: We're so fucking childish, But I did giggle when when
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden in the tub you hear like
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: bloop and I go rowdy. All right, how about this
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: really low budget version of the hospital as a monster, Like,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: no offense to whoever did it, but like that's the
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: best effect we could muster up with our budget of
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: the hospital turning into a monster.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: It didn't look bad.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: All that happens is like it turns green and like
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: fire comes out of the entrance.
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but until it turned green, you don't see a monster,
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean. Like once it turned green,
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: like you could see the eyes, you see where the
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: mouth is, Like everything kind of took shape when they
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: did that.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: So yeah, it's that looked like that looked like a
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: student film. I feel like, well, again, this was twenty
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: years ago, and now it's easier to do that.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: Well, you know you could do it on your iPhone.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: Now you can.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Probably do it on your iPhone with an app. But
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: I just I was like, this is supposed to be
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: like a central character of the episode, that the hospital
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: is like a big evil monster, and I just thought
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: it was a little low budget. Well, no offense, Bill,
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: I know that the money was going elsewhere. Yeah, Rob
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Maschio's thongs. Did you laugh when I go to hit
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: on gift shop girl and I go dry spell, prepare
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: to be moistened, my gosh, and she goes, JD, I
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: can't give you gum, which means that JD often tries
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: to get free gum from.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: Her right, which means JD often tries to talk to
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: her right.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: But he's never hit on her, He's never asked her
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: out until today. Today is the day, because Judy says,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: doesn't she say when was the last time you got
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: laid or something? Carl, So he feels like, Okay, you
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: know what, I'm not out there. I'm not hitting on anyone.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: I'm not asking on dates. I'm gonna ask this girl
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: out on a date.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Do you believe in that? Don't believe in? Do you
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: believe in relationships at work?
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: I think if you're someone who you know, if you're
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: a doctor, and I mean obviously with goes without saying,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: one needs to be appropriate and respectful in all in
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: all the ways one should be. But I think if
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: you solely work in a hospital and that's where ninety
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: percent of your life is, and there's a beautiful girl
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: who works at the gift shop. There's nothing wrong with
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: asking around a date.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, I agree.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: The only thing that I worry about is when it
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: all comes down and you break up and the awkwardness
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: between Like some people are really good about it and
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: some people are not.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: Like I'm one of those cats.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: Like I'm one of those cats that I can't really
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: tell you how many ex girlfriends of mine I'm friends with,
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean. And it's not because we
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: just stop. It's not because I don't want to be
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: friends with him. It's just that we're not dating anymore.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: So why I think it.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Becomes mostly becomes inappropriate for your next partner, Like you
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: might you might still shoot the shit on text with
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: with someone you dated and it's good. But then when
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: you when you get to be committed to somebody new,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: I think it can be disrespectful if you're still chatting.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: That's my take on it. But a lot of people are.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know about you, guys, but a lot of
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: people still shoot the ship with their exes.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Do you think JDN Gift Shop girl still shot the
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: ship after this?
• 38:09
  Speaker 11: Uh?
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: No? Is she another one though? Don't I just she
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: and more?
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: I thought she was In the next episode, but but
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Know, well, is she she couldn't back and look it up.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: I think she did more than one.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: Sarah Lank, I think it was just one.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: She does a lip bite, which made me think of
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: the founder of the sexy lip bite, which was Alicia Silverstone.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: No one, no one did a lip bite. I want
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: to have Alicia on the podcast to talk about the
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: founding of the lip bite.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know if she founded the lip bite.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: In my mind as a as a teenager, I didn't
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: know what a lip bite was until I.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: Saw a teenager. You want a teenager? When you saw
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Alicia Silverstone?
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: I'm talking how well remember those Aerosmith videos.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: That was maybe a year before Clueless came.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Out, Joelle. Can you look up when the first Aerosmith
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: video with a with a lip biting Alicia Silverstone, you
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: had to be at least twenty Well, anyway, who cares
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: if I was fifteen or I was twenty, they were
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: they were.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying, you want a kid.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: It was well documented that I had a crush on
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Alsa's Silverstone and and she was a great lipbier, you know, Donald.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, do you want to get back into the.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: What's that.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: Well, we're moving on now.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so so yeah. We talked about this at
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: length in the last episode. But you do you don't
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: last very long, right, and because you're tired. I don't
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: get it you're tired or what.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: I think it's because he's tired. I think he's tired
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: and he wants to uh cry. Came out in ninety three?
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: What year were What year did you graduate?
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: I graduated high school in ninety three, So you're eighteen.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: I was eighteen. I was eighteen. Alisa Silverstone was my
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: crush and she was throwing lip bites left and right.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: I think we can get Alicia. I think we can
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: because we're both friends with her. Let's get her on
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: the podcast. I know she has nothing to with Scrumbs,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: but we could do a little side thing that's like
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: just talking Clueless. We can talk Aerosmith videos.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: If she's down to do it.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we could totally get I mean I she was
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: just in my short film. She's an awesome person.
• 40:17
  Speaker 10: Netflix.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: It's a perfect time. You guys don't even a Lasia
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Silverstone is my background through most of college. I Silverstone. Listen,
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: we haven't gotten into it yet. Clueless was everything to
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: me as a young.
• 40:28
  Speaker 12: Baby god obsessed with Clueless, obsessed The opening scene alone
• 40:36
  Speaker 12: with the rotating closet, like peak, please please, stuff.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: She can't talk, that she's tongue tied.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she can't talk. She's fanning herself as per usual. Good,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: she's just you know, this is like three Joelle fanning
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: herself moments for this episode already.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of fandoms today.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: All right, Donald, I'm putting out there. I'll text her now, yeah, texture,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: because this is my idea, we go listen. As you know,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: we both love you, and we both talk about you
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: a lot. Why not have you come on and we'll
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: do it. We'll do a digression from Scrubs, and we'll
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: talk about Clueless, and we'll talk about the Aerosmith videos. Well,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: this is exciting, ladies and gentlemen. I know, I can't.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: I don't see why Alicia would say no, because the
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: only person she loves more than Donald Faison is me,
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: and uh, we're gonna make it happen.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: I just don't understand why she'd be on the show.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: But yeah, absolutely, this is why she'd be on the show.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: You are in like many people's favorite comedy of that era,
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: and we happen to know the star and she was
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: also one of my biggest cutshas, and she invented the
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: lip bite. And she was the star of my short
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: film with Ms. Florence Pugh in the Time It Takes
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: to Get There, which if you haven't watched, you should
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: go watch on YouTube right now.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, tell me you didn't laugh.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: Tell me you didn't laugh when I said, baby, you know,
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: I get nervous when you start chatting.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was funny.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: He's a good man. He's a good man. He's a
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: good man. Baby. You know, I get nervous when you
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: start chatting?
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 42:07
  Speaker 12: Ye?
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: How about what the how about when you go player?
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Hold me down? Yeah?
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: Do you remember where that came from?
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: No? Well, you and I used to say that to
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: each other in real life. But I don't know what
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: the origin was.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: I don't know what the origin was either. That's why
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: I just asked you, do you know where that came from?
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Bill put it in the show, We put it, We
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: improved something that.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was something that we came up with.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: But playing and then the fist down, yeah, well you
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: made that up because I don't even know what that means.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: Hold me down player.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, now I know what the oh does it mean?
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Like keep it real?
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man means hold me down, man. Support a brother.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: You were the one who was teaching me the cool
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: kids expressions. Remember when I told you came in and
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: you said, the new thing is? What was it? That one?
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: I told you that's what's up. That's what's up. That's
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: what's up. And you've stuck with that what's up a
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: long time?
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: Stuck with me.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you love Yeah, I'll be like Donald double, like
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Donald you want to get to the other night. That's what's up. Now.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: It's funny when the janitor is reaching his hand into
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: the candy machine. For those of you who know are
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: in the business, there's this thing called the greeking, which
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: means you can't show a brand without permission from the brand,
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: and and so they do this thing where they disguise
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: all of the all of the labels, which is tricky
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: if you're showing a full candy machine. But if you
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: go look at the episode, there's all this really weird
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: greeking that was done probably by our friend Patrick Bolton,
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: where it's like there'll be a Snickers bar and then
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: like they'll just have like it looks like it's like
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: there's a leaf or something stuck in front of the label.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: In front to mask it.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because go back and look at it. Every single
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: label is just weirdly disguised so you can't see that
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: it means obviously a nickers or a kick cat or whatever.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: But like the labels are quote unquote Greeked. That's what
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: they got.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: I thought they were Greeked in ways like the they
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: would take sharpies and connect things.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Or that's what they often do. But maybe Patrick was
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: late to the day work that tape.
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: I need a leaf.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: I'll go outside.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: It almost looks like it almost looks like it's either
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: a leaf. A leaf would make no sense. It's like
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: brown cardboard or something that's been cut to like hide
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: the labels. Sorry, just a little behind the scenes weirdness.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Shout out Patrick Bolton.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Patrick Bolton, who was the onset dresser. Now, for
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: those of you who don't know, the onset dresser is
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: the guy who, when you're shooting is constantly moving stuff around.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: The DP will say the cinematographers say, hey, can you
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: move that painting. It's giving me a glare, and he's
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: like I'm on it, and then he'll move it and hey,
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: this table needs to go because we need to put
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: the camera here, and he moves it. And they're the
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: ones that are responsible for anything that the art department
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: has going on in the set during the actual shoot.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: I used to love how we used to make fun
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: of Patrick because Patrick was always around and you always
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: would have to set the clock or or or.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: One of their main responsibilities is setting the clock in
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: the because there's ever a clock in this in this set,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: they don't you don't want it to move, so they
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: don't have batteries in them otherwise that they'll never match.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: So then they have to talk to the script supervisor
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: and say, okay, what time is it? What time is
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: it in the day in the world of the show.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: And then he was always usually a one man band,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: which was hard, so he figured out a way to
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: put wheels on everything. So we made up a song
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: for him. Do you remember it's me specialty.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: Dealing with clocks and wheels.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: If it's a clock he was British. By the way,
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: if it's a clock, I'll set it. No, no way.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: If it's got wheels, I'll move it.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: If it's got if it's a clock clock, I'll set it.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: No, I think it was. If it's a clock, all
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: set it.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: It's me speciality.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Dealing with clocks and.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: Wheels that need would make me laugh so hard.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's how fucking much time we spend
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: it on all his little.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's not. It's my specialty. It's it's me.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: It's me.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: We did a little about Mary Poppins.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: Mary Poppins, we did freaking burt from Mary Poppins.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it made me special taste. Whenever I'm over there
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: trying to in my British accent. My girlfriend's family says,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: I sound like Dick Van Mary Poppins.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't do don't.
• 46:27
  Speaker 11: Dealing wave clock tan Way you dealing with cloaks and.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: We you.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Oh Patrick, we should have him on the show.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: Oh that would be great, man. I'd love to catch
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: up with Patrick. I'd love to catch up with a
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: lot of these cats.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: There are a lot of people out there that work
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: so hard on if I.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Wonder if the listeners would want to hear from from
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: some of the crew people.
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: Let's ask them, guys, weigh in on it, man, because
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: we got a lot of people with some very interesting
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: stories that I think you would love to hear. But
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: you know, we're nervous, We're still you know, we don't
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: want to kind of we don't want to let you down.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: We want to don't want to tease that we're gonna
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: have Lisa Silverstone and then bring on Patrick Bolton.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: You know, we don't want to write so let us know.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: Do you want to bring both?
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: Do you want to hear from our crew members, because
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: I'm sure they got some wonderful stories for you guys
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: to listen to.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: They do, they do. They can talk about how Donald
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: took forever to come to set.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: No, that's not true.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: So how about how I call him Perry at eight
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: o four.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: You got to get a little ballsy.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: I got a little cocky calling him Perry. You got
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: I'm trying He goes Perry. I go, I'm trying it out,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: try it out, and then I go a Q any questions.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: I love Jordan on this. I love the curly Fries situation.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you can relate.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, I could totally relate. And at the end when
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: Jordan says curly Fries and the face that she makes
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: where it's like it's hopeful that he did it, but also,
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: please don't disappoint me. She has the fear that he
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: disappointed her, and she's like curly Fries and he pulls
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: him out and she's so happy.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: That's real deal. Holy Field man. I remember when Casey
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: was pregnant with Rocco.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: She would eat oatmeal every night, and so at one
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: point I would be like, do you want to go
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: out to dinner?
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: And she would go oatmeal.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: For dinner?
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for dinner, oatmeal? Oh yeah, absolutely, whatever you want.
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: Baby.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: You just gave me an idea. I might have a
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Beyond Burger today for lunch. Have you had Beyond Burgers?
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: They're really good.
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: No, you know, I've stopped eating red and meat. I
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: know Beyond Burger's plant based. I just get a little
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: nervous that it's gonna taste like it's delicious.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: And by the way, this is not one of our sponsors.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I'm just this is totally true. I'm not being paid
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: to tell you this. Beyond Burger is delicious. Now, granted
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: you want to put a little salt and pepper and
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: all the things you would do. You put the relish
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: in the ketchup and the mustard, but it's really good.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: So for me, I was always like, I want to
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: give up red meat, but and I won't crave steak.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: The thing I'll crave is a burger.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: I still I'm telling you, will you try beyond here?
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: For me? I will. I'll postmatee you some I'll send
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: you some over.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: You know somebody somebody hit me up and was like,
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: you know, red meat is not bad for you, it's
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: good for you, et cetera, et cetera.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: It's my personal choice. Thank you.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I I have to be honest, I've been
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: struggling personally. I'm not broadcasting. I hate when people fucking
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: prosthetize their ship. I'm not trying to tell you to
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: do whatever you want to do. I personally have been
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: struggling a little with the ethics of eating animals, and
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: anytime I see video footage of how they're treated, I
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: want to change my ways. And it's it's it's taken forever.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: And my girlfriend has inspired me a lot, and I'm
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: really kind of starting to do it.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: But how's your penis?
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: How's your penis?
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: My penis is delightful. Why are you asking?
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: I'm just trying to get back to the show.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Oh now you don't like digressions. Fucking assholes, Daloof. We
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: not only lost Susan from Duluth, we lost the co host.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, let's bring on the fan Donald.
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: Here we go.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: First, let's go to Before we do that, let's go
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: to break.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: We're gonna go do you want to see something wise?
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: We're going into break, something to just impart the fans
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: with with something that's just wise. They can think about
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: it during the break.
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: Three licks to the center of a tootsi pop. That's
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: all I'm gonna tell you. Three way more than three licks,
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: not according to the owl.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: They right back on that note.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: It's David Kanna.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: It's David. Hey, guys, pop it. Sorry they keep doing okay, David,
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: I apologize for that.
• 51:04
  Speaker 10: I love every second that was.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, David. I gotta do something.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: Did I get it right? Cannon?
• 51:11
  Speaker 10: You've got it by the first time. That's very rare.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: It's David. I'm sorry, but my as broke. I have
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: to take off my shirt.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: Where is your shirt, Zach?
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: I have pants on, it's shirt, David. Do you mind
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: if I remove my shirt?
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: David I'm so sorry.
• 51:32
  Speaker 10: I'm not to do the exact same thing.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Why did you do it?
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: David? Before you came on your shirt then we were
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: all gonna have to remove our shirt.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Listen, David, before you came on, we learned that my
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: A C is broken and I have to keep the
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: doors closed because the sound. So this is what's happening.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: How are you, David? Where are you calling from?
• 51:50
  Speaker 10: I'm in London and I'm feeling similar to you right now, Zach,
• 51:53
  Speaker 10: because there's thirty It was thirty five degrees today London.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: That means I'm guessing that's selius.
• 51:59
  Speaker 10: Yes, very hot actually, and it's still twenty five degrees now,
• 52:05
  Speaker 10: so it is a warm night.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Do you often find that Americans who do a British
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: accent sound like Dick van Dyke and Mary Poppins.
• 52:15
  Speaker 10: It's getting better. There was that was like an error
• 52:17
  Speaker 10: where there was like a staple accent.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: But I feel like British British British actors are are English.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, English actors are so good at doing American accents,
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: and I find that whenever we Americans try, we sound ridiculous.
• 52:33
  Speaker 10: I mean, story, for example, was a surprise that most Americans.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: I think, yeah, yes, yes, yes, it's either the Dick
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: van Dyke accent or it's the guy from Monty Python.
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: How many are there?
• 52:48
  Speaker 10: Did you say for.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Rabbits or you're saying that that's what Americans sound like
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: when they Those are the.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: Two British accents they do.
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: They either do the Dick pen Hello, Merybury popens or
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: how many did you shut?
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: David? Where where in the UK are you? You said?
• 53:10
  Speaker 10: London, London near Stratford Way.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: Are you near the melon Bourne Station? Mary Bourne Station?
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: Marley Bone, Donald, Marley Bone.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: Marley Bone. I stayed at that hotel.
• 53:24
  Speaker 10: Okay, that's that's.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: I love that area.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: You just wanted to say marley Bone.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: It's a great name.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: It is David. Thanks for coming on the show.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: Do you have a question?
• 53:35
  Speaker 10: Is this is?
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: This is nice? Thank you have very nice headphones. You
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: have a nice camera. I'm sensing you have.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: A better Can you have a moscow mule in your hand?
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Do you have a moscow mule?
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 53:43
  Speaker 10: I mean this is actually it's a take on a
• 53:46
  Speaker 10: moscow mule. This has been made.
• 53:49
  Speaker 6: Oh looking shout out GT.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: But listen, Donald and I are researching releasing the adayish
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Shun Moscow mule. And I'm really be that you're representing
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: because you know what you're trying to get.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: It's always a great answer. What you're trying to get
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: into a dao shune.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know that we can call it a day
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: of shune though, because here's the problem. Unless you're an
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: avid listener in the podcast, you're gonna be like, what
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: the fuck is that? So it might have to be
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: called it might have to be called like the Fake
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Doctor's Moscow Mule or the Real Friends Moscow Mule. Like looking,
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: you look so disappointed.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: Because I like the what I like the I like
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: the ad for it.
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: What you're trying to get into dao shoon, what you're
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: trying to do a dao shoon.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: I just feel like in our very first marketing meeting,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: they're gonna be like, no one's gonna know what a
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: day of Shune is.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: They will if we market it right. Anyway, let's get.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Sorry, we digress, David, how are you give us a
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: question for for us? Please?
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: David, before you begin, can you tell them what you do?
• 54:52
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 54:53
  Speaker 10: Sure, So, I mean I work in film. I mean,
• 54:55
  Speaker 10: at least I used to you until COVID happened requite
• 54:59
  Speaker 10: a few months there now, and I guess I kind of.
• 55:02
  Speaker 10: I got into film actually, uh, when I was working
• 55:05
  Speaker 10: in the corporate media and then at the time I
• 55:08
  Speaker 10: spent all my holiday being a extra in the solo film.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: Donald. This is a present from Joel's.
• 55:21
  Speaker 10: I got that, Joel, I got that.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: Look at his face, Look at Donald's face. It's like
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: you just gave him the present of his life.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: Which which Star Wars hold on?
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Donald solo?
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: I said, solo in the solo film.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: So so, David, are you in a position to tell
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: us what the fuck happened on that set?
• 55:40
  Speaker 10: I mean I was only at the time an essay
• 55:42
  Speaker 10: like a background actor, So I mean I was.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you saw both versions. Did you see both versions?
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: Did you see Kennedy coming in and saying you're fired?
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: Good the fuck out to hear you too, I'm sick
• 55:52
  Speaker 6: of this ship rolling.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: I want Star Wars.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: Yes, And they roll in Ron Howard like on the
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Silence the Lambs Dolly, and he's got like they bring
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: him in.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: The like go to work, and he goes to work
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: and he takes off the mask.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the Lord get.
• 56:07
  Speaker 10: The fuck out of here, I was lucky enough to
• 56:10
  Speaker 10: work with I mean not exactly like I have to
• 56:14
  Speaker 10: work with them both. I mean I'm gonna see both directions,
• 56:17
  Speaker 10: do that, do that job, which was amazing. But again
• 56:20
  Speaker 10: I mean also like the I think they're very terrifying.
• 56:23
  Speaker 10: Is the NBA.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: Came out.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: No, he can't get in trouble still, but maybe you can.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: You and Joel and Donald could hop on a different
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: private zoom and you can give him the dirt that
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: NDA ship man trying to get our new friend David
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: in trouble by.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: Breaking No man, but listen, man, I get it, I
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: get it, I get it. You're not supposed to spill
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: the beans. But sometimes like dude, it's me, David. I
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: fucking said your name until I lost my breath. You
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: can't give me no fucking the information I said something.
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: I said your name until I couldn't breathe anymore.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: And now you sit here and you tell me that
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: you can't give me. Okay, ask a question, David, Let's
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: see what I give you.
• 57:06
  Speaker 10: Ask a question.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: He's going to say, he's going to say, he's going
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: to say he signed an DA.
• 57:16
  Speaker 6: So question one.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Question one.
• 57:18
  Speaker 10: So you guys just said, like several times over these
• 57:20
  Speaker 10: podcasts that the writers were always having to get ideas
• 57:23
  Speaker 10: and scripts cleared by the network, and it often get
• 57:26
  Speaker 10: changed or shot down, like the whole medical marijuana idea,
• 57:29
  Speaker 10: I think what was happened in season one and they
• 57:31
  Speaker 10: were like, nah, you can't do that.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 57:33
  Speaker 10: So, Mike, my question is if you had total control
• 57:36
  Speaker 10: of the show, uh, like say, it's like a Netflix film,
• 57:39
  Speaker 10: you had like you were you were the makers, you
• 57:41
  Speaker 10: had all the power. Is there a storyline and no
• 57:43
  Speaker 10: idea that you think would be fun to play with
• 57:45
  Speaker 10: the network would just never allow.
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: I don't know if there's a storyline, but I definitely
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: think that there's a Oh wait I signed an NDA.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: That was a good fake out. That was a good
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: fake out because my brain it went, oh good, he's
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: going to be mature and then no fake out.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: No, no, In all honesty, I do I don't know.
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: I don't necessarily think storyline, but I think format of
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: the show, like I would make it more riskue like
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: curb your enthusiasm, you know what I mean, or something
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: like that, like if if if we could and if
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: we could come back and do it on a network
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: where we could do all of the jokes that we
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: wanted to do from the gate.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: I would like to see that. I would like to
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: see a.
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: More riskue version of Scrubs with you know, maybe more
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: It could be blood, it could be guts, it could
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: be cursing, it could be sexual content.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: I agree with Donald, I would also go darker into
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: the world of medicine. I mean, we've touched on it.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Obviously Scrubs touched on it, but there's a lot of
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: fucked up shit that goes on the bureaucracy. Obviously we
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: touched on the pharmaceutical reps. Obviously we touched on it.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: But you know, there's literally decisions that are made being like, hey,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: this person has insurance that that person doesn't, so we're
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: gonna go again. We touched on it in a in
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: a network safe kind of way that I would I
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: would say, let's go darker into it. By the way,
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know that you guys have universal health care there,
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: so you're you know, it's it's a it's a completely
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: different system there. But here decisions are made on the
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: quality of your insurance, which means that you had a
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: good enough job to get enough insurance to live and
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: people are sent home because they don't have the right insurance,
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: and decisions are made based on so many factors that
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: are inhumane. I think in a lot of ways that
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: are foreign to someone who lives in a country with
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: universal health care.
• 59:38
  Speaker 10: No such just one thing I'm kind of like I
• 59:41
  Speaker 10: get started to learn form Scrubs was just how different
• 59:44
  Speaker 10: argo countries were and how we went into healthcare. And yeah,
• 59:48
  Speaker 10: the NHS is lovely. I'm very happy to to have that.
• 59:51
  Speaker 10: The next question, this is this is to Donald Actually,
• 59:54
  Speaker 10: so Donald was now that Disney are going making films
• 59:59
  Speaker 10: pretty much around on all the law and the Explaining
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 10: Universe Star Wars for how many years to come? My
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 10: question is if you were to try and pitch yourself
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 10: in a lead role to Kathain Kennedy and Pobbly, her
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 10: twin sisters at the same time, what kind of character
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 10: would you be? Like, what would you want to be?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 10: What do you want to see yourself as in that universe?
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: Like, that's a great question. I would like to see
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: myself not necessarily as a moisture farmer.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 10: But that's where you start at, That's where he starts out.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: Well, that's how that's how It always starts in some
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: form of farming, whether it be junk or or moisture.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: What is is a moisture farmer a euphemism for something?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: No, So he lived on a planet that's dry as
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: fuck as a desert planet, and so Luke Skywalker and
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: his family, would you know farm atmosphere moisture from the atmosphere?
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't know that.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Uh, that's how they got water and stuff like that.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: So what's your ide deal? Character Kathy Kennedy or her
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: twin sister who's punking you? They come to you and
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: they're like, Donald, whatever you want. Who do you want
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: to play in the universe?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: I'd say to them, I'd look them dead in the
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: eye and I'd be like, I want to play the lead.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, but who's the lead?
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: Is it is?
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 6: It doesn't, doesn't.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: I don't give a shit. No, no, no, I want
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: to play the lead.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised you don't have an answer from one. I
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: want to supres there's not a character in mind, like.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: No, because there it's a universe, man, there's no real
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: there's no you know, anybody can be anything in the
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: Star Wars universe, you know, I don't want to sit
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: here and be like I'd be a smuggler or I'd.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: Be a Well you do tend to like the Han
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: solo vibe, so maybe you'd like.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: To No, I like Tarys and Ford.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: What I really you know, in watching Star Wars, the
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: stories that really speak to me are the everyday person.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: We get to learn about all of these supernatural individuals
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: and all these people with these you know, crazy jobs
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: and elite you know, you know, and have elite status
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: in this gigantic galaxy, you know what I mean. That's
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: what Star Wars is. I want to learn about the
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: people that we don't see, you know what I mean.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: That's more important to me, Like, uh, you know, not
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  Speaker 4: that No, broom Boy wasn't I didn't think broom Boy
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  Speaker 4: was important to me because at the end he turned
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  Speaker 4: out to be a fucking superhero, you know what I mean.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: It's like, oh, okay, so broom Boy is special because
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  Speaker 4: he can fucking make a broom fly to his hand.
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  Speaker 4: That wasn't dope to me. What's dope to me is
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: learning about, you know, the characters that don't have the
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: force and are living everyday lives and out of nowhere
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  Speaker 4: this fucking these guys in the white suit bust into
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  Speaker 4: wherever they're hanging out and shoot up the place, and
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: then they have to deal with it from there.
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  Speaker 3: We never deal with that.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: All we deal with is they come in, they shoot
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  Speaker 4: up the place. The aftermath is the rebel alliance fights
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  Speaker 4: them back.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean. I don't care about all
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: of that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Would you do?
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  Speaker 1: What did you have? Kathy Kennedy called you and she's said, hey, Donald,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: we'd love you to be take this part. It's very exciting.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: You're going to be Chewbacca's cousin.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'd be like, no, I get out of you.
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  Speaker 1: You wouldn't you wouldn't. You wouldn't voice Chewbacca's cousin. What
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: if they're like, Donald will have a stuntman do the suit?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: You just have to.
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  Speaker 3: I've totally look absolutely if they asked.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: Like Nicky and Mandalorian, you know, he's not easy to
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: do the voice.
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  Speaker 3: There's a little bit more to that, though, you know
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: what I mean. That's that's Chewbacca just going.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: All right, what if you what if Chewbacca's cousin was
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: fluent in English.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: So Chewbacca's cousin has a speech impediment and can speak English.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: Well, it's not an impediment, it's a what's the opposite
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: of impediment, That's what it would be. It would be's
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: the gifts a speech gift? I get right, assume that
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Chewbacca just didn't know English.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: You're saying that he like totally knows English.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: He talked here, all right, and and when he growls,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Han is like, oh, you stop complaining. Okay, So what
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: Let's say that you're you're a Wookie, but you you
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: have the ability to articulate English and you can speak
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: would you do that?
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: Sure? Why not?
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: There we go. I found him apart.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: But that's not what I'm looking for. I'm looking for
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: in a Star Wars movie. Like I'm very excited to
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: see Lando's movie. Even though Lando is a part of
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: the lore and everything like that, he's not in all
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: the movies. He's only in three of them. You know
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: what I mean, You don't know much about him. You
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: know that he's a you know that he's a con man,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: and he you know, you know that he's a hustler
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: in this galaxy, and you know that he's going to
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: deal with people that don't involve the Empire, don't involve
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: Luke Skywalker and Princess Leah and Han solo.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: It's a story.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: That's why the Mandalorian so dope, and that's why everybody's
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: loving a Mandalorian so much because it's not the it's
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: not the normal story, and they're not trying to say
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: there are only seventeen people in this universe, saying the
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: universe is bigger.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, well there's your answer. David and Zach same question.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 10: I don't.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: I would love to be in it, but I have
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: a feeling if if my agent called me and said, hey,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: you're not going to believe this. They want you to
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: be in the Star Wars universe, I'd say, listen, I
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: can't take this from my friend Donald Faison.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: No, if you did that, I'll kill you.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: Could character African American?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: Well, then I'd be like, yeah, yeah, no, no, no,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: he's right, do that ship do that. Listen to what
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: Zach saying.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: But if you if they offered, sincerely, if you were
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: offered a role in Star Wars and I would know
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: and you said no because of me, I would punch
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: you in your face.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: I would say I would say listen, Miss Kennedy is
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: there a world where this character offered me could be
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: African American and have a giant rack of a bubble
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: buck and this would be.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: You right there, you right there, and this is why
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: we're best friends people, This is why we're best friends.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 6: And she called oyalty, she'd be loyal.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: She's like, she's a level.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: She's like, like, how big, like a shelf shelf And
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: I'm like shelf shelf. And she's like, like, you could put.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: A plate of cookies on his ass, on the top
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: of his ass and eat off that ship, maybe put
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: some milk on it, and does he get the part
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: of me.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: She's like, And then she's like, I don't know what
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: if she's like maybe if the character was like constantly
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: high and late to work.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: I'd be like yeah, yeah, s Now you make it
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: sound like I'm uninsured.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: Oh no, you're great. All right, David, we gotta go,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: even though you're British and we love all things.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 10: Thank you, thank you so much.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: It's great.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: It's you're wearing I love your shirt.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Coming on to enjoy your employer, enjoy your drink.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 10: All right, see you guys.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 11: Show about Shalum, Hey shaw abot Shalum Hey, shaw about you,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 11: but your butt chalm listen, it's been a blast.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: I was thinking today, Donald, I thought we could play
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: the new bop by Charlotte Lawrence. I love it because
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: it actually is a really good song. I'm not just
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: saying that because she's our pseudo niece.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: That is my niece. Man, She's not my pseudo niece.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: She is my niece. We just don't have the same blood.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, listen. For those of you who don't know,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: Bill Lawrence, the creative of our show, and Christa Miller
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: who played Jordan, have an amazing daughter named Charlotte Lawrence,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: and she has a really great singing career that's blowing up.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: Her producer is Andrew Watt, who is like the current
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: biggest hit maker in the world. And she's got a
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: new song called slow Motion, and I'm about to talk
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: it up. Are you ready? Anything you want to say
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: to the listeners? Donald, before we wrap it.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: Up, shout out to all the frontline workers right now.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: You know we we haven't shouted you out as of late,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: and we need to do it right now once again.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: You know, thank you for all your service, Thank you
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: for putting your lives on the line to save other lives.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: We totally appreciate you. Yeah.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Amen, Amen, Thank you everyone, and thank you for being
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• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: be so exciting. Just imagine Joel, Daniel, Me and Donald
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: on a tour bus clam baking.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: We would bake clams.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: I think that's an expression that means filling the bus
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: with ganja.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we do that to overseas. It's probably more legal
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: overseas than.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: No, it's not unless we're in certain places. But we
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: haven't met. We haven't been medical.
• 1:08:50
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