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Community Charcuterie Board and we all licked it · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_00: I love how Allie is trying to deny being the middle finger.
• 0:03
  SPEAKER_00: And this is totally perception of yourself.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_00: There's no actual like diagram out that says if you're a thumb, this is your personality.
• 0:09
  SPEAKER_00: If you're this, this is totally based on your own vibe.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_00: And you're like, you all you you want to be the pointer.
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_00: And that's I think you start in the pointer, but boy, it really quickly goes to the middle finger.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I can flip these fingers real fast.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_02: But I just think that the middle finger is so aggressive, and I don't always look at myself that way.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_00: 1835.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_00: I've got a 30,000-foot view.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_00: Let me help.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_00: 1835.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_00: The middle finger is a necessity everyday life.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_00: I love that.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_00: And then Tiffany goes, I give Scott the double salute every day.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she is a she's a middle finger.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_02: There's G.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, she's a walking middle finger.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_02: She never is gonna be in the territory of Pinky.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_00: No, no.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_00: Sometimes a pointer, because God does she love to tell me what to do before I finish the sentence.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_00: But either way, that's that or boobs.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what it is.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_00: But yeah, I think you know, a lot of people might start in the in the pay in the pointer, but then it instantly transfers over.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_02: Boom, boom.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_02: I have to tell you what I'm doing tomorrow.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_02: It is still.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_00: You just can't take a day and and I don't know, catch your breath, can you?
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_02: Like I said, with Zach and I being together, I mean now it's it's not new anymore, but we haven't met all the friends.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: So family.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_00: I'm tired for you at this point.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, believe me, I'm tired.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, especially after he planned I'm pointing now with my pointing finger.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_02: He planned that concert last night.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_02: But so I always say, because we haven't met all the friends, that I'm like the shiny new penny, and so is he.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_00: Sure, that's the way it is.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_02: So the picture, it's like Juanita Lake, and but it's not Juanita, it's actually Soda's Soda's Bay.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_02: But it's like Juanita, where there's a select few people who live right there.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: And they're doing their own Italian fest.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_02: We kind of talked about it a little bit earlier.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, but they're doing this community charcuterie board, which sounds amazing.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, everyone brings like a couple cheeses or a couple meats or one cheese, one meat, and you all eat off of the same And this is sitting out in the sun all day?
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_02: With the meatballs.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_00: With the meatballs.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_00: Well, the meatballs are in sauce.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_00: They may have some shelf life.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that really saves them.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_00: You've got that nasty salami from uh Aldi, which they already eat.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_00: Which I'm bringing, which you already opened, and it's in a star shape, and it smells like feet.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_00: What salami is that that comes out smelling like feet already?
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_00: But it tastes a little like feet too, and trust me when I tell you, there's only been one time that I've had a foot in my mouth, and it'll never happen again.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_02: And and then you actually I shouldn't say that.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_00: Listen to this show.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_00: You'll hear a lot of times I have my foot in my mouth.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, speaking of in your mouth.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_00: Oh boy.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_02: Here's the other thing.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_00: That's disgusting.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_00: I couldn't do it.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_00: Is this like a long, huge wooden table and everybody just sort of sets stuff out?
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_02: I think so.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_02: Is it the sharing thing?
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_02: Is it the sharing you don't like?
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_00: No, it's the uh I love a charcuterie board.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_00: But without a sneeze shield, number one.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, I mean barely protecting anything.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_00: Think about, you know, the old Pizza Hut uh uh, you know, salad bars, okay?
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_02: So you've also referenced to earlier this week on demand.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_00: You've got this sweating in the sun, uh-huh, and let's say cured meat likes to sweat.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it sure does.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_00: You've got sweaty meat, sweaty cheese.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_00: Well, the cheese also gets to the some cheese can start to have that drying effect.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_00: And then you've got everybody's hands, and I don't know what's happening in your house.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_00: I just'll play bocce too.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I knew that because you came up with the uh name of your bocce ball team, which is the ball kissers.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_00: That's not it.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, for me, it is.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_02: And uh Zach said he refuses to go around saying he's on team ball kisser.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_00: I'm promoting you.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_00: Uh so there you go.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_02: So I just like can't I don't know about this.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_00: I just don't know.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_02: I am uh I'm stoked about it because I'm stoked.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_02: They're more like stale.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_02: All right, then I'm gonna give you one more thing that's gonna gross you out even more.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, great.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_02: So over the weekend there was this Tzeki sauce, and his sister-in-law takes a bite and she goes, Oh my gosh, I eat this every single day.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_02: It's so good.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_02: So then Zach's like, Oh, I kind of want to try it.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_02: So he tries it.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, wait, wait.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, wait.
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  SPEAKER_00: Did he get his own spoon?
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_00: On her spoon.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_00: She tried it, and now he's she's passed the spoon to him.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_02: No, wait, I think she gave him a spoon.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_02: No, I I take that back.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_02: But listen to the listen to the the chain.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_02: The chain.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_00: Oh god.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_02: She gave it, she goes, Oh, here you go.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_02: Gives him his own tzeki.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_02: And then I said, I want to try it, which that doesn't seem like that's okay.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_01: But then she takes a spoon from me and she licks it.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_01: This is just oh, this is the communal spoon?
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_01: After he licked it and I licked it, she licked it.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, oh God.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_01: Way worse than the community charcuterie.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I guess so.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_01: Jeez.