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Whackhead Prank: Senseless survey – what does your grandma smell like? · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: KFM Mornings with Darren Sherlin, Sibbs and you.
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  Speaker 2: It's brittle mors. I just might hear on kf Morning's
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  Speaker 2: twelve minutes after eight o'clock time for your senseless survey.
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  Speaker 2: Last few seconds to throw in a guess of how
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  Speaker 2: many questions I will ask in this morning's senseless survey.
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  Speaker 2: Do it now on our WhatsApp telephone and you could
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  Speaker 2: win one of many real cool prizes from small businesses
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  Speaker 2: here in the Western cap Here we go, there we go.
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  Speaker 2: Here he's another senseless survey from Darren Wackhead Simpson on
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  Speaker 2: KFM Mornings, KFM Mornings. All right, throw some numbers at me.
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  Speaker 2: Sherlin will start with you. How many questions will I
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  Speaker 2: ask in this morning senseless survey?
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  Speaker 1: Eight questions eight sibs eleven questions.
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  Speaker 2: Eleven all good, all good guesses frois ten questions, ten
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  Speaker 2: all fantastic. Hey produce a bread ten questions. I'll fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: Look at that. Figured out the system. Yet you want
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  Speaker 2: to have a guess onus? How many questions? Eight? See
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  Speaker 2: learn nothing? Didn't learn attention? All right, So this is
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  Speaker 2: where I ask a bunch of random questions, all in
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  Speaker 2: the interest of saving South Africa. We seek answers for
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  Speaker 2: the unanswered sorry, saving South Africa. You heard correctly, yes, yes, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 2: few objects.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just observing, not wanting to save the nation.
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  Speaker 2: The senseless surveys saves South Africa. There's a hashtag register
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  Speaker 2: that you are well right now remiss please.
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear the questions that are going
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  Speaker 1: to save us.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, strap in because here they come. Good morning,
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  Speaker 2: So I'm calling you from these senseless bureau There were
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  Speaker 2: a few questions that you forgot to answer on your
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  Speaker 2: senses for Martia to go through them right now with
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  Speaker 2: you quickly. Okay. Do you think Scottish terriers bark with
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  Speaker 2: an accent when you think of your grandma? What does
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  Speaker 2: she smell like my grandma? Is your day filled mostly
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  Speaker 2: with appointments or disappointments? Uh? Disappointments? How helpful was your
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  Speaker 2: GPS in funding yourself?
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  Speaker 3: Very bad?
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  Speaker 2: How can anybody trust a glue that does not stick
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  Speaker 2: to the inside of its own bottle? Okay, that's a
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  Speaker 2: good day. I have no idea. How long did you
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  Speaker 2: call it a lab top before somebody corrected you? Lamptop?
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  Speaker 2: When you're trying to find out who've used your Facebook
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  Speaker 2: profile the most? Do you know that to find the
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  Speaker 2: answer you just need to look in the mirror. Ah, No,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that much. What is your favorite word
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  Speaker 2: to say in slow motion? Uh? Q? Have you ever
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  Speaker 2: been attracted to a mannequin?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Nope? Can you pick your nose with your thumb? Have
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  Speaker 2: you tried? You know someone's going to try now, someone's
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  Speaker 2: trying right now. Possibly you see things in traffic? Can
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  Speaker 2: see lots of things in traffic? Can can anybody hear?
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  Speaker 2: I think you have to be like one of those
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  Speaker 2: dudes with a long fingernail on the mining this. I
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  Speaker 2: see them all the time, and you know how much
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  Speaker 2: I've tried to research, like what is that? And I've
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  Speaker 2: asked people say why do you grow the pinky fingernail?
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  Speaker 2: Like what is that for? There used to be the
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  Speaker 2: saying from Durban that the guys that did that because
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  Speaker 2: you know, you'd have a pony tailer ear ring. This
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  Speaker 2: was a Durbin vibe and a long pinky fingernail. But no,
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  Speaker 2: that was not me, okay. And it was to flick
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  Speaker 2: the seeds out of the mariguana when you were they
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  Speaker 2: say mulling because I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Want to go there where you know the dwell?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, for me to straight up and is it like
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  Speaker 2: both fingers or just one? But I saw a guy
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  Speaker 2: working at the cell phone shop. You don't look like
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  Speaker 2: he's doing any of that stuff. It's a tool.
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  Speaker 1: It could also be a tool people's extracurriculum.
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  Speaker 2: Get the screen to replace the screen and hook it
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  Speaker 2: up with your finger. I don't think so strong, and
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  Speaker 2: you know you you? When do you like? Actually ask
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  Speaker 2: the person you don't you don't like some of you?
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  Speaker 2: What's with the fingernail? Bro? Why do you do it?
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure there's multiple reasons, but maybe we should actually
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  Speaker 2: start asking, as opposed to making assumptions. If you've got
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  Speaker 2: a long, pinky nail finger, why and for how long
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  Speaker 2: have you been growing it? Because? Yes? Because because Google
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  Speaker 2: has not given me a definitive answer ever and multiple times,
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  Speaker 2: and it.
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  Speaker 1: Might not be a definitive answer, right.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, but what's your reason?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 2: Why do you know anybody in your immediate circle that's
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  Speaker 2: got one? I don't, I don't what's the why? And
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  Speaker 2: when you clip your fingernails do you just take a
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  Speaker 2: little bit off of that one as well?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, for NOL health. You've got to manage it. What's
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  Speaker 2: the rules here? Please let us know on our way
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  Speaker 2: two nine five zero nine four question? Question about it?
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  Speaker 2: Think about it? Were properly solve this. We're solving this now.
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  Speaker 2: We're not leaving until we know it's one. Republic need
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  Speaker 2: your love. So here we go with the senseless survey
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  Speaker 2: Championship Browns. Good morning, Donald from ravensmead away away. I'm
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  Speaker 2: good to new Donny. Donny give me the correct answer
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  Speaker 2: you please, sir. That was ten questions, ten questions now Donald,
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  Speaker 2: first question? Tell me do you have a long pinky fingernail? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: You do?
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  Speaker 1: Are Donald?
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  Speaker 3: For real? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: I do? And how long is long?
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  Speaker 1: Donald?
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  Speaker 3: Not very long?
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  Speaker 2: I just cut it short.
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  Speaker 3: I keep it like kind of medium.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, the wife is always like why why why?
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  Speaker 2: Why do you just like the look of it? Donald?
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  Speaker 1: No, it's not the luke as such.
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  Speaker 2: But I use it for picking, man, You use it
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  Speaker 2: for what? For picking? Picking? Yeah? I do.
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  Speaker 1: I work with cell phones, so sometimes I use.
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  Speaker 2: It to pick up cell phone to pick up small stuff. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if the pharmacists, you know, when they dispensing
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  Speaker 2: the tablets you need ten there's that fingernail, guaran.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, and technically now tools.
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  Speaker 2: If your pharmacist does that, you need better medical aid.
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  Speaker 2: Some say it's a practical tool, yes, opening packaging, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: feeling off stickers, things up. Come on, there's knives and
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  Speaker 2: other things for this and how long have you been
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  Speaker 2: doing this for? Uh? Wow, let's see, we've got a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of people on the WhatsApp telephone explaining the use
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  Speaker 2: of their long pinky fingernail. I've actually got a buddy
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  Speaker 2: that has a long pinky nail. And it's just as
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  Speaker 2: you said. It's for the for the seeds, for the joanna.
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  Speaker 2: You know they're they're pinky name. He goes nicely into
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  Speaker 2: your nosement in your ear y. It's for gross stuff
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  Speaker 2: you see, for picking. Yeah, okay, Donald, no judgment and
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  Speaker 2: thanks for sharing. That's a safe spe Some some say
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  Speaker 2: it's for fashion. What fashion? Okay, all right, Donald, let's
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  Speaker 2: spend the wheel for you, brother, okay, FoST or slow
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  Speaker 2: left or right? Uh? Right and right and fast whooping
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  Speaker 2: around all hmmm, what has Donnie got? Okay, let's see
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  Speaker 2: here you have got a a mini pig rail. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: just listen to me, let me finish here, Donnie, Minnie
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  Speaker 2: pig rail minimal mirror. No, he's looking at what I'm
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  Speaker 2: talking about.
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  Speaker 3: The prize professionally, a minimal desk mirror and a birch
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  Speaker 3: bath caddy. This is worth two thousand and six hundred
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  Speaker 3: and seventy rand including delivery from cold Timbers.
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  Speaker 2: What a beautiful collection of cold In Terriers, sorry, Colin Teriors.
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  Speaker 2: They make great furniture and it's all and it's all
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  Speaker 2: stuff out of timber.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, No, I'd love that. I would love that.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you know what you probably I've read these things.
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  Speaker 2: You probably don't really know what they are, but your
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  Speaker 2: wife will most definitely. You know us guys, most we
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  Speaker 2: don't know a lot of stuff. Yeah, and you know
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  Speaker 2: your wife is going to be super excited when you
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  Speaker 2: come home with this. This is premium quality bathroom accessories.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, I would love that, probably.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably, alright, Donnie enjoy just brother, Okay, that's it's
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  Speaker 2: it's a look. I'm looking at the pictures of it.
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  Speaker 2: It's really really awesome.
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  Speaker 1: I've bought a few things from them actually, so I've
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  Speaker 1: got the desk Mora, which is this beautiful mara that
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  Speaker 1: can sit on top of your desk. And I also
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  Speaker 1: have a shoe rack, but it's not part of this
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  Speaker 1: set of prizes.
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  Speaker 2: Really nice stuff, everything beautifully crafted out of wood. You
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  Speaker 2: can get them from there. Now, what is always the deal?
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  Speaker 2: You give us a lack of prize and we'll give
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  Speaker 2: you an advert that you make yourself. And I love
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  Speaker 2: the authenticity of that. So if you are a small
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  Speaker 2: business wanting a bit of a push, a bit of
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  Speaker 2: a plug, give us a prize. You can email us.
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  Speaker 2: It's Mornings at KFM dot so as one space becomes vacant,
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  Speaker 2: we fill it with another one, So pop us an email.
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  Speaker 2: But it is your time to shine Cole in Teriors.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go. Let's go morning with Darren, Sherlin, sibs
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  Speaker 2: and you