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Lights Out by Navessa Allen - We Hope You Have a Mask Fetish! · Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily

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  Hi friends, you're listening to Lose the Plot with Carla and
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  Emily. In this episode we're reading
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  Lights Out by Naveessa Allen. We are talking about the entire
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  book, so warning there will be spoilers.
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  I'm Carla and I couldn't remember the last time I'd been
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  so happy, even with a dead body not 5 feet from me.
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  I'm Emily, and I knew my vagina couldn't I'm Emily, I knew my
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  vagina couldn't speak, but I swore I heard it let out a low
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  whimper of terror. Sorry but I.
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  Took like. Three times what crack?
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  What crack was in this book? Before we get into this episode
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  full of masked mischief and TikTok thirst traps, we've got a
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  small favour to ask. If you're loving our wild ride
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  and want us to continue bringing the heat and the knives, go
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  ahead and drop a five star review on whatever platform
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  you're using. And if you know anyone who also
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  gobbles up smuts at an alarming pace, send them our way.
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  Thanks for the support. Now let's take those masks off
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  and dive in. Dude.
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  This list of trigger warnings is.
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  Fuck, I wasn't prepared. It's too long.
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  It is. It's like 4 pages.
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  All right, let's smash this shit out.
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  Get it? Trigger warnings from the
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  authors website sexually. Fuck this.
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  Touch it up immediately. Sexually explicit discussion and
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  scenes including anal play, alcohol consumption, Mention of
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  off page rape, Mention of domestic abuse from the past,
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  memories of experienced child abuse, medical content, blood
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  and gore. Discussion of mental health.
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  Mention of serial killers and their crimes.
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  Limited description of a mass shooting, stalking, invasion of
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  privacy, home invasion, hidden cameras, hacking, theft.
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  Mention of unintentional. Death.
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  Desecration of a body car accident.
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  Remembered Description of a violent death, remembered death
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  of a parent, Breath play, knife play, gun play, fear play,
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  primal play and mask play. Fuck.
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  Face Jesus. Fuck that shit babe.
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  Like pick a lame, you know? What though?
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  There was a lot of trigger warnings and it didn't feel
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  triggering. Maybe your tolerance is just
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  high right now. Yeah, true, true.
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  My tolerance is very high. Maybe there was enough random
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  shit going on that I was like. What?
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  You said the cannibalism and I was like, I don't remember.
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  And then I was like, wait, I do remember.
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  I do remember the flashback. They really.
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  Snuck that in there, didn't. They yes, where does where?
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  Do we start? You know what's always reliable
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  in every book? Where?
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  Dead mum. It's like every.
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  Time. It's honestly dead, Mum.
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  Dead mum, it's the. First plot point of every book
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  like this. Who?
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  What? Female main character actually
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  needs a mother. No one.
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  No one needs a mother. Female characters are pointless
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  once they become a mum. Just get rid of her.
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  Get rid of her story ends there. Literally no story starts.
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  There no. The beginning is always at the
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  end. Yeah, it's always a dead mum
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  kind of day. So we've got the female main
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  character, her name is Ali, she's got a dead mum.
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  She's got a dead mum. She's a trauma nurse.
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  An Ed nurse. She's stressed.
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  Stressed. Not enough?
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  Apparently No. She doesn't have enough stress
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  in her life. She's seeing shit daily.
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  Honestly, first impressions, like I wasn't even that
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  heartened. And I'm like, this is just
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  haunting. Adeline.
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  Yeah. So many themes aligned.
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  Yeah. They do, but wanting Adeline
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  like he gives me the ick the more I think about it, you know
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  what I mean? I feel like even though Josh was
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  stalking her right besides the breaking into her house, she was
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  a consenting adult, do you know what I mean?
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  She wasn't getting rammed with a gun with a maybe of consent.
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  Do you know what I mean? Like she didn't have a.
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  Gun. Actually.
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  Splitting straws here. I'm like the the themes feel the
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  same but different. Like there is obvious consent in
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  this one, whereas there is not. My eyes darting around only
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  because, only because she wasn't even sure it was definitely him.
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  Do you know what I mean? That's where the consent gets a
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  bit. Yeah.
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  True, true, true, true girl, but it's honestly a little bit her
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  own fault. Yeah.
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  I mean, can we talk? About Josh, Yeah, so Josh is our
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  main male character, and straight up there was no
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  illusion. We were told that it's him.
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  Like, cool. Can we talk about how Josh is
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  too basic? The name.
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  Yeah, but I like it. OK.
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  I like her basic name. It like makes it more believable
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  do you think? Yeah, OK.
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  So it's not. Zaddy.
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  No, Why do I need? Why does it?
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  Their names always have to be fucking 500 letters long.
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  Mm hmm. It sounds ridiculous.
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  Child EB boppy boop boop EXE boppy.
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  Boop like it's it's cool to be chill.
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  Like his parents already had enough shit going on, let alone
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  naming their kid 1000 name letters long.
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  True. 646764 he's yeah, yeah, he's.
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  Tall. He's.
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  A huge bitch. What?
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  I don't understand. I don't understand.
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  OK, Can we just start with how is Josh so perfect?
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  Because we're supposed to believe this man named Josh.
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  He's huge, he's sporty 'cause he goes to the gym, he's nerdy.
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  So he's like practically a genius.
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  He's a hacker, he's sexy, he's humble.
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  I didn't know it was my type. His dad is infamous because he
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  was like a serial killer. Yeah.
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  And we're acting like in real life, he wouldn't be drowning in
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  the Poussey. He doesn't like leaving the
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  house you don't have. To leave the house.
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  If anything I feel like she did it perfectly.
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  Hottest man on the earth doesn't sleep with women because he's
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  scared they're into true crime. Doesn't bring people into his
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  house. Doesn't go to a gym that is not
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  the apartment gym. He's a recluse.
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  He's a recluse. He's a hot recluse.
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  I don't know, I just feel like, how does he not know he's hot?
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  Because his dad's a psychopath that looks exactly the same as
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  him. He does know he's hot.
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  He posts thirst traps. No but he acts like he doesn't
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  know he's hot. His whole character has so many
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  conflicts it pisses me off. But anyway, anyway, anyway.
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  Do you watch random thirst traps of men on the Internet?
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  I wouldn't go out of my way to watch them, but I see them come
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  up. I go out of my way.
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  No. Not.
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  Sometimes when I've had a rough day, I'll watch a heat before I
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  go to bed and, like, hope that that's just where my dream goes.
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  It never does. It never does dream.
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  Inspiration it it. Always goes to the shittest part
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  of the day. It really, I don't know because
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  it depends on how they're filmed, but it usually gives me
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  the ick. Yeah, I feel like when they're
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  no, no, I'm not talking like the actuary mas thirst traps, just
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  in a general like a gym thirst trap, maybe like a mild.
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  I don't know the. Side smirk was you being grossed
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  out by me or? In fact, you do.
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  No, I'm clearly my for you page. It's.
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  Just. It's not the same.
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  No, I don't the same I remember. OK, OK, to clarify, everyone
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  knows the guy that not Carla, she won't know.
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  Everyone knows the guy that is fan casted for Nikolai.
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  He low key post some gym thirst traps and I just gobble that
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  shit up. Oh, OK.
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  All right, so all we know about Ali from the beginning is that
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  she's a trauma nurse, and she's obsessed with these thirst traps
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  so much, particularly this one of the masked man.
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  She watches them in the break room.
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  Go. That's not even the problem.
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  What the problem is, who is commenting the shit she's
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  commenting? That's insane problem, insane
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  behaviour. In the broad fluoro lights of
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  the break. Room like are you OK with your
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  full government name on your profile?
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  Your picture, not her. Full government name 'cause it's
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  Ali Oxen free so maybe she hasn't got her surname on it.
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  It's close enough. She's got a full profile
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  picture. Go make.
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  A burner account. Look at what else?
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  I was like if I will plaster in the.
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  Fuck. I won't help pass her.
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  I wouldn't know that bitch. Yeah, why did she use her real
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  ass photo in her profile pic? You know that she wants to be
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  picked. Also why has she watched 200
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  plus hours of this man that's. Just of his.
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  Just of. His God, there's a bit where
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  he's like I don't know if I'm stalking too much and he goes
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  Nah, I'm not because she's watching 200 plus hours me and
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  he's only on 40. Where do you just have?
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  What's the time? Is it just repeating repeating
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  it must? Be it must be.
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  What I don't get is this isn't even porn, this is soft porn.
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  But she's busy. All the time she's at work for
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  hours on end. But like where?
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  Is her dad I? Think what I'm trying to think
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  does she sleep? Like, does she even come?
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  Because like, she's just watching?
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  These. Like soft build up?
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  She's down so because she gets to a.
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  Point where she's. So horny that she just looks at
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  him. No.
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  I feel like she's. Been like kidnapped by her own
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  brain. Honestly, it's an addiction at
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  this .0. I don't know if you can truly
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  love someone if you're addicted to them before you've even met
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  them. She broths in the comments
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  amongst thousands of other women and maybe men obviously.
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  But she's like, yeah, just fucking.
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  I can't wait. She's literally like, I can't
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  wait to whack off to this later. Calm down.
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  Also, with the way that Tiktok is set up, you know that you're
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  like, Auntie is just gonna see that come up.
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  Exactly like with your. Full name people you may know
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  and then you click onto a thing and then it's just his.
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  Traps. I seen a comment the other day
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  of a girl like literally saying a very similar thing and she her
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  friend was like, I didn't know I was going to see you here.
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  And she's like, I thought no one was going to see this.
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  Be for burner. Be for fucking real.
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  Make a burner. I don't know what to do.
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  Like I don't know how else to help her.
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  That's embarrassing. And then didn't she message?
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  So she's been hooking up with Tyler a little bit, Yes.
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  And she got all frothed up about one of the videos and she's
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  like, maybe we can, I can just hook up with Tyler next minute.
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  She hasn't contacted him for a beauty call in.
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  Months she's been busy, busy watching soft porn and going to
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  work. But like, stop treating Tyler
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  like a piece of meat. Justice for Tyler.
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  Free Tyler, 2025. Literally.
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  And then she sort of sent him one of the videos or something.
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  Yes. And then wasn't he just like,
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  Nah? Nah, I'm not into this.
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  And she's like, oh, this is embarrassing.
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  But then he shows his roommate, who happens to be the man.
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  You can't tell me that this man is not.
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  It's too dumb to know that that's him.
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  Exactly. Like he knows.
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  He knows his roommate like the back of his hand, both of them,
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  because they'd be the besties forever, and he doesn't know.
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  That this man is making thirst wrap.
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  He's got tattoos that he would know.
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  Tyler would know Josh's tattoos. Exactly.
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  He probably just didn't care. He probably just looked briefly
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  and was like man. Tyler is the wingman we all
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  apparently need. Tyler did nothing wrong and I'm
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  here for it. He did nothing.
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  He just. Wanted to date his bitch Sarah
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  and it's fine, he just. Wanted Sarah and he literally
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  put two people into place. How does it?
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  I can't remember how it escalates, but it escalates so
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  quickly. He.
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  Breaks. Actually, I don't know what the
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  deciding point was. Because okay, so on one hand
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  she's been thirsting after his tick tocks for ages.
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  Yes, that's on one side, but he also was obsessed with her.
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  But I don't know the point where he started like stalking her.
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  Was it because he saw her when she come over and was hooking up
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  with Tyler? He wasn't stalking her then, it
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  was immediately after Tyler. That's weird bro, get a life.
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  No, no, he wasn't stalking her there.
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  It was after Tyler was like, hey, this hot girl that you
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  think is very attractive is in Tor masking, and then he
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  accidentally deleted the photo, and then he started stalking her
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  from there. He's like, Ellie watches my
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  videos. I'm going to find her.
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  Yeah, OK. So that I see.
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  I thought it was before that. No, no, no.
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  I think he. Thought she was attractive and
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  then just didn't do anything and then that's when.
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  But honestly, how do you go from finding her on TikTok to
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  immediately breaking into a house?
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  That's a wild. Yeah, because those two things
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  aren't just together and meshed. You can like a mask fetish but
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  not want to be broken in on I love.
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  A dark romance but I don't want that shit in my life.
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  And she's got a stressful job and she lives alone.
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  That's the last thing you'd want as a female living alone,
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  apparently. Her stress, it's not as high as
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  we think it is. I love how he.
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  Just decides, yeah, like I'm just break in.
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  See how it? Goes.
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  Talking, yeah. Film with thirst trap in her
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  house, the way she's like when he films it too.
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  She's like, oh, the first comment, she's like, I've got
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  the same Duna cover as you. And then she's like, hold up,
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  that's you. She's like like some girly.
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  Pink floral shit with. Frills.
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  And she's like, I've got the same desk.
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  Oh my God, It took her a little bit too long.
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  And then she. Zoomed up and realised it was
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  her clutter. Yeah how embarrassing.
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  Your clutter just rocked up on a thirst trap TikTok with
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  thousands. Would you imagine if your?
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  Room was at its worst, and that's when he decided to.
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  Like 1/2. Eaten sandwich like mouldy.
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  You've got a full. Depression.
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  Room and it's just came into. Poke and.
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  Red Bull? No, he's just filming.
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  Within the clutter, he turns. The full big light on and he's.
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  Just like scope. Around and you think it's.
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  One of those cleaning videos. But.
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  He goes today, I'm cleaning today.
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  I'm cleaning my girlfriend's depression room.
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  Shame. He's like on.
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  The floor, folding the clothes while it's spread off above him,
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  but. He's still got the mask.
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  I would kitchen. Next I'm off to do the dishes.
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  I love how his. Content pivoted like from that
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  to like the Joey Fuma throwing. Her.
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  Shit like out the door. And then power washing.
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  Her room? Sure, if she was.
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  Trash and because she has a cat it'd be like just cat litter
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  everywhere. Honestly it wouldn't surprise me
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  she she works 16 hour shifts sometimes.
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  You can't tell me that cat's not shitting everywhere.
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  The. Cat's shitting.
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  Oh geez, at least when. He finally gets into the fridge,
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  cleaning it's There's nothing in there.
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  True. So this is where we're at, she
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  realises. Fuck, that is my room.
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  He must live close. He's.
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  Cleaned it he's. Working hard me out dot dot dot.
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  So she's like the ultimate pick me at this point.
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  She loves it. He started following her like he
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  followed her back and it's like a Justin Bieber situation where
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  he only follows one person. So everyone went in the comments
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  and they're like, go, what do you?
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  They're like, go, I'm actually going to kill you to my tree.
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  I don't know why she's. Scared more I would be I would
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  have deleted my account. You don't need to keep.
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  All your saves. Just go.
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  Back through bitch, you know? That all she does is look at his
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  page anyway pings of. Hackley Embarrassing.
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  I just don't know how. She has the time.
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  She's like literally standing next to some like trauma
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  patient. She's like, just a minute, he
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  puts. A notification?
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  Hang on, I. Just need a it's in an
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  emergency, someone's just. Bleeding out, they're just like,
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  I think. She's just a fucking code.
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  Red and she's full like hang on, I'm busy with my code.
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  Red. No, but.
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  She she does live in the break room, OK.
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  Valid. That's her time.
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  She's technically clocked off, you know.
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  What if I worked in IT as a trauma nurse?
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  I would need a little sunshine in my day.
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  Sure, I would. Probably.
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  Just. Go outside and touch grass.
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  But it's different for her, I suppose.
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  Yeah, it's. Different.
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  She overworks herself because she's got to make up for the
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  whole mum trauma shit. Yeah, yeah.
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  Yeah, can we? Just talk about, OK, Josh is
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  figuring out all these ideas of how he's going to be anonymous
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  still with her, right? Because he wants to.
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  Like what you want to just roll up in your car?
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  He doesn't. Need parks are down the street.
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  But it's like. I'm sorry.
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  Just imagine, because you know how.
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  They. Interact in real life with his
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  mask on? Yeah.
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  Can you imagine it looking like, you know, when Deadpool's
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  wearing his suit in the daytime and it just looks so out of
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  place? I would get.
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  The IgG after a couple of times I mean is the broad.
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  Daylight. He's walking around in her place
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  with the mask. Like obviously later on, but no.
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  No, and he's got. A voice modulator.
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  He's sweating under there, he said he's itchy.
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  He's wearing a full balaclava. That's embarrassing.
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  You could never do this whole plot in Australia.
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  No, you'd be sweating balls. You'd be taking it off within 5
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  minutes and revealing your identity I mean.
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  Either everyone in Australia has air con or none at all, and this
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  shirt, knowing hair, it'd be none at all, luckily.
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  For them, it's cold. It's cold winter.
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  But imagine OK. Imagine going through OK before
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  you continue, imagine go through all the trouble of turning out
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  of power just so you can fucking shovel her front yard.
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  That's. Embarrassing.
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  Embarrassing. Behaviour and the neighbors.
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  Saw him anyway, kind of hot. But like.
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  What I don't? Get is they're like OK, so she's
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  got these old neighbors next door yeah she loves them and me
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  like they're great and everything and they keep their
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  eyes on Fred and everything and blah blah like why would they do
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  that? But anyway, and then imagine,
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  'cause there's a day in the future where they had breakfast
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  together. Yeah.
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  And he walks out at the house with the full pile of Clover on.
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  No, he. Takes it when he he takes it off
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  when he goes outside. But imagine.
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  He walks out and forgets to take it off 'cause he's wearing it
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  the whole time. Yeah, so she can't peep out her
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  kitchen window and see his full arse face.
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  But Wendy can, yeah. Yeah.
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  He wears. Like a hoodie.
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  He's thought it all the way out. He thought it honestly.
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  Dork, that's. Why she was like, I can't
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  exactly a dog. That's why she's like I.
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  Can't even ask my neighbors if this is him because then they're
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  going to have too many questions.
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  OK, Can we get to the car scene? I know we're going back and
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  forth. I'm just there's a lot it's.
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  It's all in place. I'm OK, I'm OK, We're OK.
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  The car scene. She just knew him as the masked
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  man, and she thinks he lives nearby.
• 19:19
  She hadn't confirmed that it was Josh, no.
• 19:23
  She had no. Clue.
• 19:25
  This stranger is gonna roll up, pick you up and in.
• 19:29
  Her car heater on, he's broken into your car, he's sitting in
• 19:33
  the front seat. Snacks.
• 19:35
  Your heated seat on This car has been so traumatized by the lack
• 19:40
  of fucking boyfriend in her life that she is down.
• 19:45
  To be fair, he's doing more than the bare minimum.
• 19:47
  I feel, I feel, I. Mean I'm like.
• 19:49
  He is putting in the effort, so it's OK.
• 19:52
  He's in your. Car wearing a mask and with a
• 19:55
  voice modulator on. I know he.
• 19:57
  Wasn't he didn't even have the voice modulator time?
• 20:00
  He didn't. No, he.
• 20:01
  Was texting. Oh, that was even.
• 20:02
  Worse, Can you imagine being on Google Translate?
• 20:05
  But just like texting, yes, No, no, that would Take Me Out.
• 20:09
  He wasn't Google. Translating, he's just texting.
• 20:12
  I know. But you could imagine.
• 20:14
  That's terrible, but like. He just gives her a knife and a
• 20:17
  gun and she's like, oh, that would that would do.
• 20:20
  You don't know what he's got on him.
• 20:21
  I don't know what he's got and. Then she just doesn't care
• 20:26
  because she's that horny all the time.
• 20:28
  She's just that. Horny, she doesn't.
• 20:30
  Care about her safety. And then she.
• 20:32
  Just gives him head. Exactly for free?
• 20:35
  For free? Is that for the?
• 20:37
  Snacks. Or is that for the chauffeur
• 20:39
  like what it was? Because she's so like she said
• 20:43
  in the book, she has a lizard brain.
• 20:45
  She's desperate. She's she's watched 200 hours of
• 20:48
  this man wishing she could fuck him and he's just in her car.
• 20:52
  But imagine if this was not connected at all and it was some
• 20:55
  weird Timo rapist that just goes around in the neighborhood.
• 21:00
  It'd be it'd be a weird coincidence.
• 21:02
  That's I, I. Feel it'd be a weird coincidence
• 21:05
  but considering she's watched him 200 plus hours she probably
• 21:08
  knows fucking every vein in his body.
• 21:11
  She probably knows his blood type out this way.
• 21:13
  Probably like she would know every detail of that man's
• 21:17
  tattoos down to ATI. Don't even know what happened
• 21:20
  after that little bit she. Cuts his hand open.
• 21:23
  She accidentally cuts his hand open, and then she blames him
• 21:28
  for slicing it open. And then of course.
• 21:30
  She has to stitch it up because she's like, Oh my God, I can't
• 21:33
  make more work for my colleagues.
• 21:34
  And then she's. Like it's illegal.
• 21:36
  It's. Illegal.
• 21:37
  It's illegal. It's.
• 21:38
  Illegal. A lot.
• 21:39
  Of illegal. Things going on.
• 21:41
  That you should be more worried about babe breaking and entering
• 21:44
  the camera situation. Nah it's fucked.
• 21:48
  And then she gave him all the instructions that gives me the
• 21:50
  ick. Like she's having to mother him
• 21:52
  already, I mean. She is a nurse and he is.
• 21:56
  Not a nurse yourself. Dick in.
• 21:59
  Fight that infection. Infection.
• 22:01
  Get out of here. Get.
• 22:04
  Out so after that point that's when he gets the voice
• 22:07
  modulator, which I don't understand like it's attached to
• 22:09
  the mask yes the blue one straight in it yes and he starts
• 22:13
  putting in blue contacts a bit too late babe the funny.
• 22:16
  Thing is, her going like I can see the edges.
• 22:18
  Like, at least if you're gonna buy some, buy good ones.
• 22:23
  Idiot. Rookie Error rookie.
• 22:25
  Error. If anything you made your eyes
• 22:27
  more just like her to look at. I don't.
• 22:30
  Care. Wait for.
• 22:31
  Green, yeah. True.
• 22:33
  What is the big deal about the cat liking him?
• 22:37
  Oh who cares? She's like, not you taking.
• 22:43
  The piss out of their Angel baby stop.
• 22:47
  No, that was one of the points. I couldn't deal with this stupid
• 22:50
  book. But had she made a big deal?
• 22:53
  Oh my God, Fred didn't gouge his eyes.
• 22:56
  Out. Fred hates men.
• 22:57
  Fred hated Tyler, remember? Fred hates men.
• 23:01
  Fred. Hates men, but he loves.
• 23:04
  The Moss Men. Glove.
• 23:05
  I don't know the voice. For Julia gets breaking in made
• 23:12
  his. Mum write a fucking knife handle
• 23:13
  in his bed. This cat has no loyalty.
• 23:17
  He's like a safe man, no? A burglar is it?
• 23:25
  Did he like Josh or does he like?
• 23:27
  All masked men that might break into our house.
• 23:29
  Exactly. Early on, even, like before they
• 23:32
  had established anything, he was pretty much calling Fred their
• 23:38
  fur baby and he was the fur daddy.
• 23:40
  And I was like, you can't just. You can't break.
• 23:44
  Into someones home and claim their pets.
• 23:47
  Audacity. No.
• 23:49
  But like, that's fucking insane. He broke.
• 23:52
  Into the house. And had makes mass tick socks
• 23:55
  covered in blood. I don't know if it matters it.
• 23:57
  Matters. You're assuming that I wanna
• 24:00
  raise this cat with you. He's a.
• 24:01
  Smart man because he knew how to get that woman, but it's like.
• 24:06
  If you make a decision to go get a pet together and you go get a
• 24:09
  kitten and like da da da da da, you don't break into your like
• 24:13
  neighbor's. House and be like he's a good.
• 24:15
  Mommy, now he's a good step dad. OK.
• 24:17
  EW. I hated.
• 24:19
  It I was. Like bro learn some boundaries I
• 24:22
  thought. It was fucking funny.
• 24:24
  It was. Funny, but it gave me.
• 24:25
  Such the ick. He just wanted an excuse to be
• 24:27
  called daddy within 5 seconds. Exactly.
• 24:30
  Too far. It got worse later on I think
• 24:32
  that's why I was pissy about it. Like later on the context was
• 24:35
  way worse but but anyway. So he gets this voice modulator.
• 24:38
  Lord knows how that works. Fuck editing this audio book.
• 24:43
  Oh. Yeah, because it goes.
• 24:44
  From female voice to male voice to all they did was converse and
• 24:47
  it was like I. Don't think.
• 24:49
  Anyone gives the audio actors enough credit for this?
• 24:53
  What was he? He was doing something in the
• 24:55
  first couple of tractors and it was like him wanking or
• 24:58
  something and I was like damn, you're putting your whole ACT
• 25:02
  pussy into this. The.
• 25:03
  Wank pussy it. Was like you acted your little
• 25:07
  heart out. Well, most.
• 25:09
  Of them have a home recording studio, right?
• 25:12
  They just have a full length. You know what's even worth?
• 25:15
  Yeah, true. Get into character.
• 25:16
  Babe. True, true.
• 25:17
  He's actually on Quinn audio. Like probably.
• 25:20
  Practically was shoot the amount that he would breathe in when I
• 25:23
  accidentally had it on normal speed.
• 25:24
  I was like, EW, because it'd be like, like, after everything he
• 25:28
  says. And I was like, do you guys have
• 25:31
  this much time to listen to audio books that you can listen
• 25:33
  to every inhale He does like fucking, you know?
• 25:38
  It's worth when I. Clicked his name right.
• 25:40
  He is the same actor for Priest, yeah.
• 25:43
  He's in a lot of these books and I'm.
• 25:44
  Pretty sure when I clicked on her name she was also the same
• 25:48
  actor for Priest. Oh no.
• 25:50
  That makes a lot of sense, but how do you put your whole
• 25:53
  actorsy into this? Like without.
• 25:55
  Law professionals someone. Told me I had to read some of
• 25:58
  the shit out. Professional.
• 26:00
  Honestly. Professional attitude, No.
• 26:03
  I mean get your bag like get. Your bag, I mean, they're
• 26:06
  getting higher. Jesus, but the editor, the
• 26:10
  editor needs more credit because that's why they always have the
• 26:14
  male doing that fake female voice and vice versa because
• 26:17
  it's easier to edit because the whole chapter you just when.
• 26:19
  They do it I hate. That, yeah.
• 26:21
  This had so. Much back and forth that I was
• 26:23
  like the editor must be like a DJ.
• 26:27
  Like between each track I mean. I mean, she paid the extra
• 26:30
  money, paid it. She was paid money well spent
• 26:33
  bags. I feel like if you're going to
• 26:35
  go out of your way to pay voice actors that are good you.
• 26:38
  Might. As well.
• 26:39
  Edit Yeah because otherwise I don't want a girl pretending to
• 26:43
  be a guy, but him doing the fake Batman voice had me creased
• 26:48
  over. It's this one.
• 26:49
  He was like he forgot the. Modulator.
• 26:52
  Yeah, and he. Yeah.
• 26:54
  And by this time, she knew it was.
• 26:55
  She already knew. She already knew.
• 26:58
  She. Had went over to his house and
• 27:01
  she was like holding down his hand and he's like crushing it,
• 27:05
  crushing it and he's like I got this bitch in the bag.
• 27:08
  She doesn't know and she's like this is more confirmed that is
• 27:11
  in fact Josh. Imagine telling a girl you're
• 27:15
  stalking that's come over to get you to help her find her stalker
• 27:19
  that stalking is bad. Right.
• 27:22
  Yes. That's what.
• 27:24
  Really sold it to me anyway until I found out she knew
• 27:27
  she's. Like he, he literally was like
• 27:30
  stalking is a crime. And she's like, says the man
• 27:32
  stalking me that I'm at his house to find the store.
• 27:36
  Please how? Embarrassing if you did pick the
• 27:39
  wrong guy. Like how did she just know
• 27:41
  immediately without a doubt that it was him?
• 27:44
  Do you know what I mean? Like she just.
• 27:45
  Probably. Had that pin way too easy in
• 27:48
  saying that. His humour I feel like would be
• 27:51
  very easy to pick in a person. Oh, I think.
• 27:54
  Definitely physically. Like once you saw him in person
• 27:57
  and you've already given him head in a car, Yes, like, hello.
• 28:00
  Yeah, you'd know that it's him. Even if his Cologne smells
• 28:03
  different. It's not about that.
• 28:04
  It's about what the person's body and fucking head looks
• 28:07
  like. He.
• 28:08
  Pulled out all the stops too. He was like in a big hoodie in a
• 28:12
  bigger shirt. Imagine if she just goes to
• 28:15
  Josh. Whip out your Dick rule.
• 28:17
  I need to see. Something actually.
• 28:19
  Pull up your shirt. I need to see.
• 28:20
  I need to see what's gone under there tat and.
• 28:23
  Who's wearing? Like oven mitts in the house,
• 28:27
  like I know that that we've got winter gloves over there, but
• 28:29
  like, imagine rolling up and. He's.
• 28:32
  Like. He's got mittens on.
• 28:35
  I'd be like, it's you bitch. Like did you guys not pay your
• 28:38
  heater bill? Like, eww, ick.
• 28:41
  And where did they go to talk that Wilson in his bedroom in
• 28:44
  the? Lounge room and how he's.
• 28:45
  Trying to get Tyler out of there, he's like get the fuck
• 28:47
  out. Get the we've.
• 28:50
  Got to be fraudulent and he was so desperate to see her calm
• 28:53
  down but. Also, he didn't count on her
• 28:56
  being so horny that she would know who it was.
• 28:59
  She's watched you for hours my guy.
• 29:02
  The. Pheromones.
• 29:03
  The pheromones be pheromones, she knows.
• 29:05
  Who it is? She's watched your body for that
• 29:07
  long. Yeah.
• 29:09
  That was pretty funny. How many?
• 29:10
  People do you know that are like 6-4 built the same?
• 29:14
  Be for real. Be for fucking real.
• 29:16
  And she only. Knows one hacker like exactly,
• 29:20
  but I just love after that whole interaction he's like yeah she
• 29:24
  doesn't know it's me you dumb as fuck he's so.
• 29:27
  Confident. But you know what's funny?
• 29:29
  She had the gauze or whatever and she put it in her freezer
• 29:32
  with blood on it. Yeah.
• 29:33
  And she was like, he he can't wait to waste work resources to
• 29:37
  do ADNA testing and skip the lines of actual rape victims who
• 29:40
  are waiting for their DNA testing.
• 29:42
  Yeah. But then the Co worker was like,
• 29:43
  no, it's all good. I'll just do it in my lunch
• 29:46
  breaks. It's like, bitch, get to the
• 29:47
  back of the line. This isn't about your stupid sex
• 29:51
  mask fetish. Yeah, like what the fuck, bitch?
• 29:55
  And do you know how much that would cost?
• 29:57
  Yeah, for. That DNA testing for that CNA, I
• 30:00
  feel like the. Only reason they put that in
• 30:03
  there is because they're going to set up.
• 30:04
  I reckon Greg and that girl. Greg is the janitor.
• 30:09
  That. Is her cousin and is it Vernon?
• 30:13
  Was it Vernon Veranda the lab tech?
• 30:16
  I'm pretty sure they only put the lab tech in there to set up
• 30:20
  another book for Greg and her. Oh, like a.
• 30:22
  Spin off Yeah, because. The second book is actually her
• 30:25
  cousin and some random girl named Lauren.
• 30:28
  So I reckon the third book is going to be Greg and this girl.
• 30:32
  Oh. OK.
• 30:34
  I feel like they just put it in. What ended up happening was the
• 30:37
  DNA reveals that it's, Oh yeah, the son of a serial killer.
• 30:41
  But that's a totally different test, babe.
• 30:44
  Why would you go out of your way to do an ancestry.com test when
• 30:48
  you were trying to compare two different samples like I feel?
• 30:50
  Like though his name would probably spark up very quickly
• 30:53
  because of all the DNA he's got scattered across America.
• 30:56
  Do you know what I mean? Like why did?
• 30:58
  She think to do that test when Ali didn't tell her what she was
• 31:02
  looking for. She just said compare these two
• 31:04
  to see if it's a match. I don't know.
• 31:06
  I probably would, I'm a nosy bitch.
• 31:08
  I'm like so nosy. She talking about like.
• 31:10
  She was weird about it. I'm so nosy.
• 31:13
  Who I wouldn't. Even do it because I'd be using
• 31:16
  up my lunch breaks. I'd be like it was doing more
• 31:20
  than I. Need to just.
• 31:22
  See what she says and then she's like.
• 31:24
  Really. And I'll be like, no, no, it
• 31:26
  was. She already knew it.
• 31:29
  Wasn't a match anyway. She's like got so far into it.
• 31:33
  She got so far. Into it.
• 31:34
  She's like, actually, no, he's too smart for this, that's why.
• 31:36
  It pissed me off this is just wasting time of your Co worker.
• 31:41
  So what's this fucking name Josh.
• 31:45
  Josh Joshua Rooney. Joshua.
• 31:47
  Rooney then post another thirst trap because obviously she's
• 31:50
  just waiting, waiting, waiting. Yeah, she's.
• 31:51
  Mad at him He's broken into a house, dropped her home, the.
• 31:56
  Mummy daddy caption which is after they had their hook up
• 32:01
  like the edging thing and it's like mummy daddy time and he was
• 32:05
  replicating him like doing the dildo in her and it's like how
• 32:09
  do you make that look normal to T.O.K?
• 32:12
  This is what I need when you when you looked at me and you're
• 32:16
  like thirst traps. I didn't mean them ones that
• 32:18
  would give me the IT. That's what I mean.
• 32:20
  You're scared? That's a.
• 32:21
  Jump scare. I'd be like.
• 32:25
  I feel like. I feel like he dead ass put a
• 32:28
  camera somewhere in the room and that was him doing the dildoing.
• 32:32
  Anytime I see thirst traps like them, it's the guy, the AFL guy
• 32:37
  pulling the face after that's really angry that he's seen it
• 32:40
  on his music. Oh yeah.
• 32:40
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Oh.
• 32:42
  No, I just, I'm not OK. And then the mummy and daddy
• 32:45
  caption and then all the girls in the comments are going wild.
• 32:48
  They're like I'm gonna cause married.
• 32:52
  Which when mummy and daddy mean that you're married, he's
• 32:55
  literally. They're like he has children.
• 32:58
  That's a father. We've.
• 33:01
  Been frosting? Over someone's dad, it's not OK,
• 33:05
  it's. Just.
• 33:09
  Ghosted. They're probably.
• 33:11
  Like he's doing this at night and then caring for children
• 33:14
  during the day. Gross.
• 33:16
  There are children in that home. With this sex.
• 33:21
  Bed. And then, you know, there's
• 33:22
  other people being like, good for.
• 33:24
  Him to providing for. His children.
• 33:26
  They're like, oh, it's a good turn.
• 33:29
  Oh, can we talk about? So that was that.
• 33:31
  The first proper time that they hooked up was the whole edging
• 33:34
  situation, Yeah. I think so, I don't know.
• 33:37
  What was so like mind blowing for her about that?
• 33:40
  Like she. Hasn't had sex in.
• 33:42
  Months she's horny been a. Couple months it's.
• 33:46
  OK I personally would not care but this girl has been watching
• 33:52
  this traps well that work so she's.
• 33:54
  All worked up she has. A little bit of a wank to this
• 33:58
  man every time he posts. She knows he's.
• 34:01
  Fucking posting times like through.
• 34:05
  I think she's extra turned on because she was picked, yes.
• 34:08
  So she's like. Oh my God.
• 34:10
  She's. Living her time on me.
• 34:12
  Living this fantasy, I can't even remember what he did with
• 34:15
  the edging. He.
• 34:17
  Refused to stick his actual Dick in her.
• 34:19
  Oh yeah, yeah. And he just kept using that
• 34:21
  vibrator. Yes, yeah, yeah.
• 34:23
  And she was like a sweaty mess, mascara running, like,
• 34:27
  disgusting. It was like after a billionaire
• 34:30
  ocean at work, I'd be like. Over it.
• 34:32
  That's 5 minutes in. I'd be like counting the fucking
• 34:37
  nails in the roof. You'd be looking.
• 34:39
  At the clock I'd be like. Oh cool.
• 34:42
  No, she didn't care, but also she later on he goes.
• 34:45
  Hmm, maybe I should have noticed that she's had a long shift in,
• 34:49
  like she would have been tired or you should.
• 34:51
  Know you've been watching her for hours or so, but if.
• 34:54
  You did a massive shift, right? If you were a nurse, you're on
• 34:57
  your feet all day. You've done 12 to 16 hours.
• 35:01
  You know, at the hospital you haven't.
• 35:02
  I can't remember it for. Hours.
• 35:03
  You haven't even been pissed. I can't remember.
• 35:06
  This was like even after that mass shooting and shit, like
• 35:09
  there's a lot going on and then someone comes into your house
• 35:12
  and tells you, well they didn't tell you but starts dildoing you
• 35:16
  for like. 4 hours I'd be like. Can we wrap this up, babe?
• 35:21
  I need to sleep. I need to eat.
• 35:24
  She was like. Depleted of all.
• 35:26
  Fluids, there was no. Electrolytes left in her body.
• 35:30
  He's actually hooked up an IV at this point because she's just
• 35:32
  lying there. Like please stop.
• 35:34
  It's. Like an exorcism.
• 35:37
  I don't have the mental power to be doing that.
• 35:40
  She. Would just, if that was me, I
• 35:42
  would just turn into a human race and like.
• 35:46
  Bye. You're actually like 80 years
• 35:50
  old by the end of it. Like.
• 35:52
  All the juice in my body just slept through my pussy and I'm
• 35:55
  done. I've been.
• 35:58
  Like a bone dryer. And then I would just.
• 36:03
  Just disintegrate. And then he'd be like.
• 36:08
  He's. Like oh, got to find another
• 36:10
  one. He's like, oh shit, oh shit.
• 36:14
  I didn't. Mean to work that hard?
• 36:16
  That would be hashtag. Mommy for real.
• 36:20
  To be fair, to be fair, nurses are wild though.
• 36:24
  They would, they would do. They would do that shit for
• 36:27
  hours. I don't know a.
• 36:30
  Nurse that doesn't go home and fucking parties and then goes to
• 36:33
  work the next day. It's even in their 30s.
• 36:36
  I'm too lazy. I'm too lazy.
• 36:39
  Oh, are you? Kidding, I have a mild.
• 36:40
  Day I'm like give, let me nap, literally.
• 36:43
  I have a normal day. I'm done.
• 36:46
  I'm done. Honestly though, but I feel like
• 36:49
  wouldn't you have a shift the very next day?
• 36:52
  Oh my. God, what if?
• 36:53
  OK, Get Me Out get. Me out.
• 36:56
  What if she had been holding? In a shit for hours.
• 37:00
  Honestly, so it it would probably help like it would help
• 37:04
  later. She's like.
• 37:05
  Actually let me off the bed. It's.
• 37:08
  Just massaging intestines from the inside so that she can
• 37:11
  actually have a shit later. She's like thank fuck because I
• 37:13
  was hella constipated until I had this 4 hour dildoing.
• 37:18
  I just she's been holding. That in together for hours
• 37:22
  honestly. Though like is Josh's Dick OK?
• 37:25
  Because throughout the book it's just straining.
• 37:28
  The erection is straining, I feel like.
• 37:30
  Have you ever? Read a book where the Dick is
• 37:33
  not straining. That's what I mean.
• 37:34
  Though I feel like. It's always these authors have
• 37:37
  to chill out and. Look up some male experiences
• 37:40
  because I'm pretty sure they're you.
• 37:42
  Can't just. Have an instant erection when
• 37:45
  the woman you like you just think doubt I'm stupid.
• 37:50
  OK, they always why do we why I'm spiraling inside my head Why
• 37:58
  do people enjoy reading about a grown ass man who has his Dick
• 38:02
  tucked into his waistband 24/7 and he.
• 38:05
  Jizzes in his pants. It's embarrassing.
• 38:10
  It's giving that. Book where he doesn't talk like.
• 38:14
  Arch's voice, yeah, but he was like, he was a recluse and a
• 38:18
  virgin. This is.
• 38:20
  Honestly, I don't know if Josh is not.
• 38:23
  Facts. But I don't know.
• 38:26
  Like, Dicks don't work like that.
• 38:27
  They're not going to be just rock solid forever.
• 38:30
  Like it. Why do women like it?
• 38:31
  Not me like it. I didn't mean we as in me and
• 38:34
  you. I meant.
• 38:36
  We as in. Other people, I think what?
• 38:38
  It represents is the desire. Oh, OK.
• 38:40
  Like the OH. My God he's like so horny for me
• 38:43
  but also. If my boyfriend shows me too
• 38:45
  much desire, it actually pisses me off so.
• 38:50
  I can. Imagine.
• 38:51
  Me in this book being fucking pissed all the time.
• 38:54
  Like actually, leave me alone for five.
• 38:56
  Minutes. I guess they're in that
• 38:59
  honeymoon stage. They forget it.
• 39:01
  Yeah. Just the the way that she's in
• 39:04
  the middle of that exorcism, right?
• 39:05
  They're dildoing for four hours. And she's like.
• 39:07
  He's rewiring my brain to only be able to have sex like this.
• 39:14
  It's like, OK, I'm so done. I'm so done and she's.
• 39:27
  Like I can't even have that thing to get.
• 39:33
  She's just like. Honestly, it's actually like.
• 39:42
  She's such a desk. No, that's.
• 39:46
  Her pussy talking. It's like.
• 39:49
  Queefing she's. Like.
• 39:51
  So possessed because every time he the dildo left her puss, she
• 39:55
  was like, it aches from emptiness.
• 39:57
  It's like he's gonna just ram it back in there one second.
• 40:00
  Like just wait a second, girl. You're fine.
• 40:02
  She's so. Impatient.
• 40:05
  OK is there any plot points because I miss there's so many
• 40:08
  I. Only have before we.
• 40:10
  Get to the rapist part is well, that's.
• 40:12
  All I have, Oh, OK. The only thing I have is putting
• 40:17
  the tractor in his bag and he's like, what?
• 40:20
  She gonna do it. Why did she do?
• 40:22
  It's so obvious. Though that's what I don't get,
• 40:24
  because she. Was like.
• 40:25
  He's not going to watch me while I'm in the he's in the kitchen
• 40:28
  cooking and then she does it and he's like lol the way he spells
• 40:33
  it out and she's so pissed. Isn't that when she announces
• 40:38
  that she knows it's him too? She already.
• 40:40
  Yeah, she already knew before he was over there in the daylight
• 40:43
  with this stupid mask on. Yeah, but then.
• 40:45
  Like. When he.
• 40:47
  Did the lol thing with the car and she was like I'm coming for
• 40:50
  you Josh and he's like fuck she knows it's me.
• 40:52
  But also, wouldn't you get the ick more if you knew who it was
• 40:56
  at this point and he was still wearing the mask And what do
• 40:58
  you? Mean that whole day he was
• 41:00
  wearing it at her house. And he was.
• 41:02
  Making a bad bacon. How do you undercook bacon?
• 41:05
  Because he doesn't. Eat meat?
• 41:06
  No, but how? Do you?
• 41:09
  Like how do you? Eyeball it wrong, but he was.
• 41:11
  Saying it was crispy. So how do you That's what I.
• 41:14
  Mean how is it raw in the middle?
• 41:16
  I don't get what type of. Bacon do they have over there?
• 41:18
  I know how thick. Is this bacon?
• 41:20
  He put a. Full pig on the oven at this
• 41:22
  point. And how she was like he does
• 41:24
  everything well, except he cooks horribly valid.
• 41:27
  That's his only fault. The only thing I.
• 41:29
  I don't do in my house is cook so does that.
• 41:32
  Mean he's vegan or just vegetarian I think.
• 41:34
  He's vegan. OK, How do you you don't come
• 41:37
  back from eating a person? I don't think though.
• 41:40
  But how is that like meat's fault?
• 41:42
  It's your stout's fault. He was.
• 41:44
  Gagging while cooking the bacon because of the smell.
• 41:48
  I'm assuming when you're like traumatized from your dad
• 41:51
  feeding you some random girl that he's murdered, all the
• 41:54
  smells from him cooking on probably is a lot.
• 41:58
  Can we talk? About his dad for a minute.
• 42:00
  So his dad is kind of a serial killer, yes.
• 42:05
  Like a Ted. Bumby type and I don't know how
• 42:07
  he got away. With it.
• 42:09
  For SO. Long, but they executed.
• 42:11
  Him and the whole point of the earlier book and he goes to
• 42:15
  therapy and everything is to convince you that Josh is not
• 42:19
  like his dad. Yes.
• 42:21
  Like that's the whole point. I'm a better person than my dad.
• 42:23
  Like I'm worried I'm a sociopath.
• 42:25
  He's. Panicking all the time.
• 42:27
  All the time. He's like, I go to therapy all
• 42:28
  the time. I hope I have empathy.
• 42:30
  I hope I don't kill her cat, which he didn't.
• 42:32
  He called it his fur baby. He also.
• 42:35
  Doesn't go near animals at the as the fear of like you're fine,
• 42:39
  you're growing adult. If you have a fear that you
• 42:41
  think you're going to kill a cat, just don't.
• 42:43
  Kill it. You're probably not.
• 42:44
  Going to do it like that's what I mean.
• 42:46
  And if you are worried about hurting people's feelings,
• 42:49
  you're probably not a sociopath. But I don't know how they
• 42:51
  didn't. Catch his Jags sooner.
• 42:53
  He had a random human in their basement freezer.
• 42:57
  He cooked someone for the entire block he had.
• 43:01
  There was a story where he had one in the car.
• 43:04
  Yep. Well, think about Jeffrey
• 43:06
  Dahmer. Yeah, I.
• 43:07
  Suppose in real life. So and then he's kind of like,
• 43:10
  well, I'm not this person, right?
• 43:12
  The entire first half of the book and then when he starts
• 43:16
  realising that she's got this like kinky like oh now we're
• 43:20
  murderers fetish. Like it's somehow jumped from I
• 43:23
  like masks. To.
• 43:25
  I want to kill someone. Fucking explain that to me.
• 43:27
  But anyway, when he realised that he was.
• 43:30
  Just cool with. Embracing Oh, I'm this cool
• 43:32
  sociopath now and I turned it on and off and I'm Joe Goldberg and
• 43:36
  like, bro. No, but he also was kind of
• 43:38
  spiralling because remember he sat in the car after vomiting a
• 43:41
  million times and was like, I killed a person.
• 43:43
  Like, I don't, but that's what. But he leans into it towards the
• 43:47
  end and he's like, oh, I can just shut everything off and
• 43:50
  have my icy cold serial killer stare and I'm like, bro.
• 43:54
  No, he did that to he said I'm what do you do?
• 43:58
  He did it to Tyler's ex-girlfriend and he's like, I'm
• 44:00
  going to do what I did to scare her off, to scare this man off.
• 44:03
  So I don't think he like leans too far into it, but like,
• 44:07
  suppose it would come in family. If you've got some random mafia
• 44:10
  family trying to, I can set you up with murder, yeah.
• 44:14
  It's just, I don't even know, I just feel like what the fuck was
• 44:17
  his character arc then? Because the whole point was
• 44:20
  redemption from his dad. And then, oh, it's.
• 44:24
  Redemption from his dad, but he'd also do anything to protect
• 44:27
  Ali. I feel like Yeah, I.
• 44:29
  Know. This started turning.
• 44:30
  Into Butcher and Blackbird real quick.
• 44:34
  Yeah, I. Was like wait how did we go from
• 44:37
  I want to fix everyone because I'm a trauma ER nurse but like
• 44:41
  also. To be fair, Brad Brad was a
• 44:45
  psycho who was murdering all right.
• 44:47
  Let's get to Brad. Let's get to.
• 44:49
  Brad. Yeah, because it all makes
• 44:50
  sense. We're talking about Brad.
• 44:52
  Yeah, but Brad? Can I bitch about Brad for a
• 44:54
  second? Bitch about.
• 44:55
  Brad, Fuck Brad. This is.
• 44:57
  The same issue I had with haunting Adeline.
• 44:59
  Why does a random rapist have to pop up so it's OK to kill him?
• 45:04
  Do you know what I mean? Like it wasn't to do with her
• 45:06
  until he started like breaking into a house.
• 45:08
  And I get that. I think it.
• 45:09
  Was just to make it interesting, because at that point you can't
• 45:12
  really do. Plot was not plotting.
• 45:14
  You can't really do anything more.
• 45:18
  But if a OK, you're a nurse, a random rapist comes in and yeah,
• 45:21
  you have to deal with him. He says some sexist stuff.
• 45:24
  He's. Like it's the second time he's
• 45:26
  been in there, though. Yeah, and rape, he says.
• 45:29
  That stuff to you and like you do get upset, you get pissy, you
• 45:32
  get angry blah blah blah when does it then become OK to like
• 45:39
  be cool with wanting to murder him?
• 45:41
  Is it like retaliation because he plans to rape murder her?
• 45:46
  No I. Feel like she already.
• 45:48
  Wanted to do it. She wanted.
• 45:49
  To do OK I feel like because she's so desensitized from her
• 45:54
  work like she's not mad about a dead body like it doesn't bother
• 45:58
  her. But also he was constantly
• 46:01
  getting away with raping women and any time someone in her
• 46:06
  workplace would be like they need to do a rape kit, he would
• 46:09
  Chuck a tantrum and get away because he's.
• 46:11
  Rich but. Also keep in mind that Brad
• 46:15
  threatened her and then tried to get her fired and then
• 46:19
  immediately wanted his profile for the women he rapes Erica to
• 46:25
  be his nurse. Yeah.
• 46:27
  That same night. Yeah.
• 46:29
  So that same night. So then also he breaks into her
• 46:32
  house with a whole kill kit. I probably want to kill him too.
• 46:36
  Like, you're never not going to know peace if he's willing to
• 46:39
  break into your house with a murder kit.
• 46:44
  He also would have killed her and then immediately killed
• 46:47
  Erica. Like it would have just.
• 46:49
  Yeah, I don't know. I'd be.
• 46:52
  OK with it. I feel like I'd.
• 46:53
  Be more like scared than thinking oh cool this is now
• 46:57
  what I have to do but they. Originally weren't going to kill
• 47:00
  him, they were going to drop him off somewhere.
• 47:03
  Like if you think about it like worse.
• 47:06
  And he'll just like come back and finish you off lane or they
• 47:08
  were just. Hoping it wouldn't.
• 47:10
  But that. That's what I mean.
• 47:11
  Like it's but then you don't. Win.
• 47:13
  You don't win. Either way, you either comes
• 47:15
  back and kills you or you kill him saying you have to hide his
• 47:19
  dead body like there's no better.
• 47:20
  I just don't know how. We got on this path like do you
• 47:23
  know what I mean? Like Brad would.
• 47:25
  Have been put in there to make Josh look better for breaking
• 47:28
  into a house. That's the only perfect I know,
• 47:30
  Brad. So it's OK for Josh to do it,
• 47:32
  yes. But that's.
• 47:33
  What I don't get, I'm like, well.
• 47:35
  At this point you just letting. Anyone.
• 47:36
  It's the. Intentions.
• 47:37
  It's the intentions behind. It's OK.
• 47:39
  Because like, Josh is hot, Josh is hot.
• 47:41
  No, if Josh was a previous rapist or stalker.
• 47:45
  Yeah, true. Imagine if Brad was a different
• 47:49
  thirst trapper on tik. T.O.K.
• 47:51
  I was like thinking and then he and then he, you know.
• 47:55
  Saw her comment on one of his thirst traps so he thought it
• 47:58
  was OK to break into her house and kill kit.
• 48:01
  Wasn't real, but it was still like the sex thing.
• 48:04
  Like imagine if all these two talkers thought it was OK to
• 48:06
  drop off at every fan. Like a like a Santa, if you
• 48:09
  will. No.
• 48:11
  Santa's. Sack of sex toys and.
• 48:14
  Then that's all. He was doing and then Josh was
• 48:16
  like, no, this is my fan. This is my bitch.
• 48:19
  This is my one. Go get your own freaky dinky
• 48:22
  chick. But not if they like true crime
• 48:24
  podcasts. I'm sorry, which bitch who?
• 48:28
  Likes this shit isn't. A true crime fanatic?
• 48:31
  Sorry. Make that make sense.
• 48:34
  They were. Were they at Josh's at that
• 48:36
  time? And then he's like, Oh my God,
• 48:38
  your home alarm is going off, babes, No.
• 48:40
  They were at, I think it was immediately after she fucked the
• 48:44
  knife handle. Oh.
• 48:46
  Yeah, it was. Immediately after he made her
• 48:48
  fuck the knife handle. Can we?
• 48:50
  Talk about the fact that they made it big.
• 48:53
  They had to explain that he was antibacterial wiping the knife.
• 48:58
  Oh fuck off. Actually.
• 48:59
  Like my OCD appreciated that but also like.
• 49:03
  It do we? Have to know that she's like oh
• 49:05
  you might give me an infection. It was fore.
• 49:08
  It. Was foreplay for you girl, I
• 49:09
  don't wanna. Think about your yeasty puss
• 49:12
  after. The OH.
• 49:13
  She's not getting a yeasty puss because he's not a test, I know
• 49:17
  that. If you say that it then.
• 49:19
  Puts it in my head the way. She was like he, she didn't say
• 49:23
  it out loud and he's like, I got you girl.
• 49:25
  I would never like anything. It was just.
• 49:26
  AKFC wipe and cinnamon bacterial wipe.
• 49:32
  It was just one of those refreshes.
• 49:33
  He's like, oh Cessy. She actually.
• 49:36
  He actually just gets out a big bottle of hand sanitizer.
• 49:39
  He's pumping it on. At this point she still hadn't
• 49:43
  been on his actual Dick and I'd be like does he have erectile
• 49:46
  description? Like why?
• 49:48
  Does he? Don't want to?
• 49:49
  Fuck, he was edging out all the way in real life.
• 49:57
  And how does he choose the knife handle?
• 49:59
  I guess like surely he would have looked at it, did he?
• 50:02
  Just go into a like a shopping centre.
• 50:05
  I know. Like imagine him like, hmm, this
• 50:07
  one's too bulbous enough, literally, because honestly I
• 50:11
  haven't seen a knife in relaxed that I'd be like, cool, maybe.
• 50:15
  He had to order it in. He did.
• 50:18
  He did order in his headboard custom.
• 50:21
  Carved. Imagine.
• 50:22
  Ordering in a custom headboard with all these little holes in
• 50:25
  it but you not be fucking anyone.
• 50:28
  Embarrassing. I was like, the nerd crossover
• 50:31
  is coming in hot, so she's. Fucking this knife.
• 50:34
  I can't remember what the fucking caption bullshit would
• 50:36
  have been the theme. Theme around it, yeah.
• 50:39
  And he's just. I was trying to work out
• 50:41
  logistics of him eating her out, all her fucking, the handle.
• 50:45
  Yeah, there would not be enough room.
• 50:48
  Girls panicking about her bed. And he's like, don't worry, I've
• 50:50
  already ordered you a new bed off.
• 50:54
  Just don't fuck up my actual bed because he was going.
• 50:56
  It needs to be bigger, yeah. To fit me in it anyway because
• 51:00
  he's a big. Boy.
• 51:01
  It's like, OK, presumptuous, you're thinking we're going to
• 51:04
  be sleeping together all the time.
• 51:06
  EW. But she was so obsessed with him
• 51:08
  that they're both so clingy. He was.
• 51:11
  Giving girl immediately like everything he said, this girl,
• 51:15
  everything he did this girl, I'm.
• 51:16
  Obsessed with girl? I don't like girl.
• 51:20
  Yeah, but. Then the other option is going.
• 51:24
  Get dog. The other option is.
• 51:27
  Like when we're in repressed. Boy, yeah.
• 51:30
  I'm like this, at least in his brain.
• 51:34
  I didn't feel like I was scared for my life, you know what I
• 51:37
  mean? Because sometimes when we read a
• 51:39
  man, I'm like, even though he was horny all the time, it
• 51:42
  didn't offend me, you know what I mean?
• 51:43
  Like where? It's like he's.
• 51:45
  Giving girl, yes. Giving Girl.
• 51:48
  Where it's like Lucy's score. Remember how he's pissing?
• 51:51
  He's like, I'm straight out of bed pissing off balcony beer
• 51:55
  fucking. I don't even wipe my own ass
• 51:57
  here in. Football My.
• 51:59
  Dog has that pillow that I'm going to make her use.
• 52:02
  You'll like it. It's too realistic.
• 52:04
  It's too. Scary.
• 52:07
  It's too. Scary I have to read it a.
• 52:08
  Lot less scary. This stalker is less scary.
• 52:12
  He's telling. You to fuck a knife handle and
• 52:14
  you're like say less. Say less it's.
• 52:17
  See Aftercare. It's.
• 52:19
  Anytime they actually do have real sex, they have wild sex
• 52:23
  like this where she's fucking a handle and then he's like, let's
• 52:26
  have some soft romantic sex after.
• 52:28
  And I'm like, OK, I love that for you.
• 52:30
  You know what? Though there was a stage, and it
• 52:31
  might have been a bit before this, where he was, he had the
• 52:35
  mask and he had the fake Batman voice.
• 52:37
  Yeah, imagine talking about your dead mum and old mate still has
• 52:42
  to put on his Batman voice. No, it was so embarrassing.
• 52:46
  I was like but. Remember, they were like doing.
• 52:49
  Something, I think it was the knife handle thing anyway, and
• 52:52
  they were doing something and he groaned and she's like, Oh yeah,
• 52:54
  that's Josh. Literally he forgot.
• 52:58
  Terrible. If you really think.
• 53:00
  About it. This man was no good at whatever
• 53:02
  he was doing. No, not at all.
• 53:05
  He didn't. Commit enough what I didn't.
• 53:07
  Understand just throughout this book and books like this, why is
• 53:10
  it that in this case Josh he has all the time in the world
• 53:14
  because remember like before they were getting into it more
• 53:17
  he would stay up all day all night watching her work.
• 53:22
  What does he even do for a job he.
• 53:26
  Hacks people to make sure that their security's not so he's.
• 53:30
  Got 1 tab open of her and then one tab open.
• 53:32
  I feel like he's. Got 3 tabs actually because he's
• 53:35
  got one of her, one of his job and then he's got Tyler and the
• 53:39
  other one because he's also clean to Tyler.
• 53:42
  I'm obsessed with Tyler. When she finally.
• 53:44
  Finds out that his dad's a murderer.
• 53:46
  Tyler's like, yeah girl, he does that to me too.
• 53:48
  He fucking stalks me all the time.
• 53:52
  Not a big deal, he just. Got with Ali because he wants to
• 53:54
  see if Tyler gets upset. He.
• 53:57
  Loves Tyler. Josh, yeah, no, because he was
• 54:01
  kind of guilty about it. But Tyler?
• 54:03
  Didn't give a fuck. He's like, get that crazy girl
• 54:05
  away from me. He.
• 54:07
  Well, yeah, I feel like Tyler did it on purpose.
• 54:09
  Because then also when she finally comes over to Joshua's
• 54:12
  house and Tyler's like actually, if you want to hook up with her,
• 54:16
  I'll set up the I'll put some candles on some music.
• 54:20
  I'll I'll cook his dinners even. And I'll leave for the next 48
• 54:23
  hours if you need it. He's like I need to get full.
• 54:26
  Laid I feel like. Tyler was like, this is the
• 54:28
  opportune some crazy bitch with a mask ink get right away.
• 54:33
  From me, I just want to date normal Sarah.
• 54:36
  He's like, what better girl, give me a?
• 54:38
  Normie, he's like. She works a lot.
• 54:40
  He works a lot like yeah. She's.
• 54:43
  Fit. He's fit, yeah.
• 54:45
  Much made in paradise. So explain to me how this whole
• 54:49
  Brad situation even went down because it was all a blur to me.
• 54:53
  We already. Did the hospital part?
• 54:54
  Yeah. Brad also is a psycho and
• 54:57
  obviously his ego was wounded when she called him out.
• 55:01
  I can't remember what she said, but she called him out
• 55:03
  essentially. She kind of called him A.
• 55:04
  Shrimp Dick. Yeah, yeah.
• 55:07
  So then Brad, after all this knife thing, they're cuddling in
• 55:10
  bed and Brad like is like, you know what, I'm going to break
• 55:13
  into a house because no one else has broken anybody else lay.
• 55:17
  Low for a little bit. It was like the next day, like
• 55:19
  calm down. Yep.
• 55:21
  Broke in thingy, punches him in the head and knocks him out.
• 55:26
  Josh Ali doesn't stay in a room, she comes out.
• 55:29
  I feel like Ali was the decider of the murder because Josh was
• 55:32
  like, oh, I'll just, I don't know what we're going to do, but
• 55:34
  I'll get rid of him. And then Ali was like, you know
• 55:37
  what? I'm going to full crunch his
• 55:39
  shrimp Dick. Like I've had enough.
• 55:40
  She's like, I'm going to actually break his Dick because
• 55:43
  that man's foul The best. Part of me imagining Brad
• 55:46
  breaking in and Josh being their right.
• 55:49
  Yeah. Is 2 balaclav men like in the
• 55:53
  same house and then they're pointing at each other like
• 55:55
  Spiderman? Yes.
• 55:56
  Who is? You bro, were you breaking in?
• 55:59
  I already broke. In.
• 56:00
  Like what the? Fuck.
• 56:02
  Imagine. Getting Fred's like he's like,
• 56:05
  which one? Which one do I?
• 56:07
  Like which one's the better one? I feel like I feel like she'd
• 56:10
  get. Horny, she'd be like, oh, in my.
• 56:12
  Mind, I feel like Fred would piss on him.
• 56:14
  He would piss on Brad so. Anyway, Ali's like, let's kill
• 56:17
  him. She's.
• 56:19
  Like let's. She's like, I want to kill him.
• 56:21
  I've done with this man. He's gets away with everything
• 56:25
  at this point. Josh has also looked into Brad's
• 56:28
  file and there's like 5000 fucking hits for random shit.
• 56:32
  He's the last victim. Her brother beat the shit out of
• 56:35
  him. And then they literally were
• 56:38
  like, you know what? She's got an ex military dad,
• 56:41
  something about her boyfriend, and they were going to drive him
• 56:44
  out to the farm. I don't know how you had one
• 56:48
  nerd and one nurse decide that taping his mouth and nose was a
• 56:52
  good idea. Yeah, who tapes the nose?
• 56:55
  That's stupid. And he's.
• 57:00
  Like they're getting him out of the thing and Ali's like, oh,
• 57:03
  you know what backup plan because he is dead because if.
• 57:06
  You did any intro to first aid? You know not to fucking block
• 57:11
  all airwaves I feel like. Ali watched him do it and was
• 57:15
  like, you know what? I'm just gonna Where's he gonna
• 57:17
  breathe? Out of his asshole.
• 57:20
  I feel like she watched him. She was like.
• 57:22
  You know what? I'm not going to say a word and
• 57:24
  you know. What was convenient before this
• 57:26
  little shenanigans? Ali mentions like a bit of
• 57:29
  background about, oh, I happened to have this Uncle Nico.
• 57:33
  Yeah. Oh, and then how obvious
• 57:36
  foreshadowing was that I'm like, oh, he just happens to do the
• 57:39
  clean up for the mafia. Yeah.
• 57:41
  Oh, but anyway, they fucked up. They fucked.
• 57:44
  Up. They just let him.
• 57:45
  Die. They also decide, while this
• 57:47
  man's dead in their trunk, that they're going to be girlfriends.
• 57:50
  Girlfriend or boyfriends? No, that was so cheesy.
• 57:55
  They're like, well, we better take this to the grave.
• 57:57
  I guess I've got to keep dating. I'm like, I guess we're trauma
• 58:00
  funded forever then. Which I feel like that'd be so
• 58:03
  us, we'd be like, oh, OK, I'm going best friends forever
• 58:07
  question. Mark.
• 58:10
  No, I reckon we'd like drive off a Cliff, but for a dead.
• 58:14
  Body yeah, I'm not driving I'm. Oh.
• 58:17
  Well, better not have me driving I'll.
• 58:19
  Be like, Oh no, we're going to get.
• 58:21
  Caught in you. I don't.
• 58:23
  Want No. Matter suicide with you.
• 58:27
  Look if it's actually. A bad person that we killed?
• 58:29
  Maybe not. Maybe I'll tone it down a bit.
• 58:33
  I don't know if we're too. Lazy, I fear to do a murder.
• 58:37
  How would? We like we've got a dead body in
• 58:39
  the back. What do you even do then if
• 58:40
  someone's? Breaking fire.
• 58:41
  If someone's breaking into my house, I'd probably just run.
• 58:45
  Yeah, I don't have a. Confrontation.
• 58:47
  That's a lot of work. No, Fuck no.
• 58:48
  Buy a new house. That's his house now.
• 58:51
  It's. Like.
• 58:53
  Immediate squatting. I'm like, it's cool.
• 58:56
  It's cool, brother, you haven't. I love how.
• 58:58
  Neither of us want to call the police.
• 59:02
  That's right. I'll leave.
• 59:03
  You go. They wouldn't even show up.
• 59:05
  They wouldn't even show up. It would.
• 59:08
  Be like a robbery. Why?
• 59:11
  Oh, the police, Yeah, I meant like.
• 59:12
  They. Wouldn't even show up like you
• 59:14
  got stood up to get ransacked. I'm like, what do you mean?
• 59:18
  I've got nothing in my house and they value they cook and they'd
• 59:22
  be like, oh, you know what she means to bother me.
• 59:27
  They're like, oh, like we really should have thought about going
• 59:31
  to different neighborhoods. Oh, maybe.
• 59:32
  Maybe we should have went into the nicer house next door.
• 59:37
  I forgot. It was falling off the side of
• 59:38
  my house. They're going to walk past and
• 59:40
  be like, you know what? Maybe not.
• 59:46
  So anyway. Dead body then trunk in trunk
• 59:49
  then. They're like, you know what,
• 59:51
  we're going to have to go to Nico, Nico, this fucking 5 foot,
• 59:55
  5 foot, this man's 3 foot at this point, the way they
• 59:57
  described it. You know what they give him?
• 1:00:02
  Respect. They treated like.
• 1:00:04
  Shit. The whole rest.
• 1:00:05
  Of the book. He came up with a plan, he
• 1:00:09
  carried out that plan. He told you guys what to do step
• 1:00:12
  by step, and then you guys are still acting pissed that he
• 1:00:16
  wanted a bit of hacking in return.
• 1:00:19
  It's the least you can do, Josh, I feel.
• 1:00:21
  Like. Though.
• 1:00:23
  They weren't pissed about the hacking, but both of them put
• 1:00:25
  together that they were probably going to get framed for his
• 1:00:28
  murder. You.
• 1:00:29
  Guys did it. It's not framed.
• 1:00:31
  I mean, if you did an idiot, they keep acting like Uncle
• 1:00:35
  Niko's the problem. Bitch you.
• 1:00:38
  Did it, You showed. Up to his house with a dead.
• 1:00:40
  Body in your car, that's his. Family.
• 1:00:42
  Home you show up to my. Family home unannounced with a
• 1:00:46
  dead body at two in the. Morning and.
• 1:00:49
  Then it affects me to not only do everything for you because
• 1:00:53
  you guys are fucking idiots, but then you get pissy about it
• 1:00:56
  later and then threaten me. But also he did know what to do
• 1:01:01
  and they were on it and immediately that's what I.
• 1:01:03
  Mean the kids. Were running down like there was
• 1:01:05
  a fire in the house. Literally.
• 1:01:07
  Call me JD Vince, because you guys should be grateful.
• 1:01:10
  Don't like? Him.
• 1:01:12
  Oh my God, you guys should be grateful that I even.
• 1:01:16
  Took time out of my day and all I fix this shit for you.
• 1:01:19
  And all he wants in return is some family dinners.
• 1:01:22
  He's a lonely man, do. And he's got a hot.
• 1:01:26
  Wife he's got fucking. It's a family dinner.
• 1:01:29
  It's Italian, you know it's gonna be good food.
• 1:01:31
  You get coffee afterwards you get.
• 1:01:33
  You're not cooking, you don't have to clean, you're in this
• 1:01:36
  nice rich ass house. Like OK.
• 1:01:38
  This is me thinking I'm Uncle Niko and then you've got your in
• 1:01:41
  cell stork boyfriend trying to give me the hairy eyeball after
• 1:01:46
  the fact. Bitch what?
• 1:01:49
  Are you going to do to me? I own half of the city.
• 1:01:54
  Like, OK, OK. Jewish.
• 1:01:58
  Don't give a. Fuck like.
• 1:02:00
  What are you going? To do to me.
• 1:02:02
  Oh my God, Nico. Is just trying to live his life
• 1:02:06
  honestly. Just this fun called Nico.
• 1:02:10
  He's doing. All the work breasted by day.
• 1:02:13
  Yeah. Fucking mafia man by night.
• 1:02:16
  Honestly though, and they she has.
• 1:02:18
  A valid point though, because I would not want to hack up a man
• 1:02:21
  and scoop out his eyeballs, no? No, I just don't even know.
• 1:02:26
  And they? Cleaned her entire house.
• 1:02:28
  Yeah. That's would be a win in my
• 1:02:30
  books. Yeah.
• 1:02:31
  They cleaned her entire house and put her bed together.
• 1:02:34
  Also considering that she was just fucking a handle in a bed,
• 1:02:38
  that is the knife still in the. Bed there probably.
• 1:02:42
  I know I feel like there was no time frame for all of this.
• 1:02:46
  Shit went down so quick. The whole half of the book was
• 1:02:48
  like one day at the end and I was like.
• 1:02:52
  Also. Why is it in these kind of books
• 1:02:54
  the second the girl starts getting Dick down they no longer
• 1:02:56
  have a full time job also. I feel like sometimes in books
• 1:03:01
  like these, right, the girl has a very like, it's a normal
• 1:03:05
  personality and then all of a sudden they're bossy, They're a.
• 1:03:08
  Bad bee, I think it. Reminds me of fucking Dena
• 1:03:11
  Vipers so bad where immediately she's the boss of the mafia.
• 1:03:15
  Yes. Oh, and I'm like gives me.
• 1:03:18
  The egg. She thinks she's a hashtag boss
• 1:03:20
  babe now that she's done her first kill.
• 1:03:23
  Done her. Murder.
• 1:03:23
  And now that. The couple.
• 1:03:24
  'S initiate lays. Together stays together.
• 1:03:29
  You got all men vomiting, you got her fucking.
• 1:03:32
  You're supposed to be pulling up to work tomorrow.
• 1:03:34
  They're driving across the state.
• 1:03:35
  Well, she. Did have two weeks.
• 1:03:37
  Off Remember No. See, I I didn't remember that.
• 1:03:40
  Oh, OK. Yeah, that's why she was on.
• 1:03:42
  Holidays she was on. Holidays she had she put in two
• 1:03:46
  weeks because she was overworked.
• 1:03:48
  Oh. Right, because she was burnt
• 1:03:50
  out, but then they. Break into Brad's house.
• 1:03:54
  Why? Would.
• 1:03:55
  Kitty litter be. Enough for dead bodies?
• 1:03:59
  I feel like that is not enough. No under your house, just Kitty
• 1:04:02
  litters. Ridiculous.
• 1:04:05
  And then? His parents breaking into his
• 1:04:06
  house also, while Josh was in the house on the computer,
• 1:04:10
  Brad's parents also broke into the house and then they set off
• 1:04:13
  the alarm so that they would go in there.
• 1:04:15
  This is. When the plot wasn't plotting
• 1:04:17
  for me, I was just like, what is it going on?
• 1:04:19
  Does it remind? You of like pen pal a bit where
• 1:04:22
  it flip flop plots. Yeah.
• 1:04:24
  Because yeah, this whole. Second-half of the book was now
• 1:04:26
  a mafia plot. Yeah, for.
• 1:04:28
  One reason. To set up the.
• 1:04:29
  Next book but. Uncle Nico wasn't even trying to
• 1:04:32
  get them in on the mafia. They were using Uncle Nico.
• 1:04:35
  And then they were pissy about it.
• 1:04:37
  Kind of. Yeah, Yeah.
• 1:04:38
  Like, why won't you just leave us alone?
• 1:04:40
  You guys rolled up. But.
• 1:04:41
  So why didn't you just call him when Brad threatened you at
• 1:04:44
  work? Just.
• 1:04:44
  That's what I mean. Hey, Uncle Nico.
• 1:04:46
  This man threatened to kill me. Yeah.
• 1:04:49
  Greg Cena. He was there.
• 1:04:50
  Yeah. Which is why I think he's not
• 1:04:52
  even better than his dad. Yeah, but I.
• 1:04:54
  Don't think it was him, I think it was actually all her.
• 1:04:57
  Yeah, but he also was like, if I was there, I'd kill him on like,
• 1:05:02
  you know, when she was in hospital and like, yeah.
• 1:05:04
  But I feel like he would have been smart about it because
• 1:05:06
  originally it was his plan to just drop him somewhere and hope
• 1:05:09
  for the best. Whereas her she was like, I
• 1:05:12
  actually want to murder him in my home and get his DNA
• 1:05:15
  absolutely everywhere. They finally after all of this
• 1:05:21
  shit, be fucking actually be fucking.
• 1:05:24
  Oh yeah. And not long after this, they're
• 1:05:27
  back in her house doing it again right when she's getting her
• 1:05:30
  punishment. Oh, I.
• 1:05:33
  Don't know, all the sex scenes sort of blur together.
• 1:05:35
  They do blur together. The only reason I'm bringing up
• 1:05:37
  this one is because I thought we escaped the anal to love
• 1:05:40
  pipeline and we. We didn't.
• 1:05:43
  Know. I had to stop.
• 1:05:45
  I paused. I was like, fuck my life.
• 1:05:48
  She's got a vibrating butt plug in and immediately after she's
• 1:05:52
  like, I'm think I'm falling for you.
• 1:05:53
  And I was like, no. But also, do you remember how
• 1:05:56
  before that, in a different sex scene, he was fingering her butt
• 1:06:00
  hole? And then that was the one where
• 1:06:01
  she was like, he's opening me up to a whole different dimension?
• 1:06:05
  Yeah. So the second they pulled the
• 1:06:06
  butt plug out I was like, it's over.
• 1:06:08
  It's over. We're here.
• 1:06:09
  May as well. Sign the marriage certificate
• 1:06:11
  we're. Arrived I'm just so.
• 1:06:13
  Done like why like I? Get it?
• 1:06:15
  We want to read about anal sometimes.
• 1:06:18
  I get it. No, no, when I say we, I don't
• 1:06:20
  mean me, me and you. I get it.
• 1:06:22
  But also why at this point start it the first in the book, first
• 1:06:27
  sexy. Build us up to.
• 1:06:28
  It it doesn't have to be anal to love pipeline.
• 1:06:30
  It's always. Anal to love.
• 1:06:34
  I. Don't put.
• 1:06:35
  In. Another part of the book, why
• 1:06:37
  it's always It's always. Immediately after it always
• 1:06:39
  immediately trauma, big trauma dump, yes.
• 1:06:43
  And then the I love you. So it's either anal or trauma or
• 1:06:46
  anal trauma. And wasn't there one time?
• 1:06:48
  Where we got it all in one? Ohh I can't remember which book
• 1:06:51
  it was. Always the same shit.
• 1:06:53
  Wow, like they can't help it. It's like, oh they put an anal
• 1:06:57
  plug in that means I love you as not too far fine.
• 1:07:00
  We can't if we can't get anywhere without this one.
• 1:07:03
  It's always next chapter. I love you that.
• 1:07:06
  Priest was by far the quickest. I love you.
• 1:07:08
  That was the. Quickest one I think ever.
• 1:07:12
  What aches me about this book even more so was the constant
• 1:07:16
  talk about ovulation has. Dimples trickled her ovulation.
• 1:07:21
  Yeah. And then she was like.
• 1:07:23
  It wouldn't be so bad if he literally jizzed in me and then
• 1:07:26
  I'm fertilized. It's like stop.
• 1:07:28
  It we get it, you would have hot babies.
• 1:07:31
  Imagine. Him holding a baby but bitch?
• 1:07:34
  You're getting. Rammed yeah.
• 1:07:36
  Please don't. Think about that right now.
• 1:07:38
  They always. Do.
• 1:07:39
  And it's fucking wild. I get it.
• 1:07:41
  You're gonna have very pretty babies.
• 1:07:44
  He's going to look hot holding them Calm down.
• 1:07:47
  The. Entire, And I know this is like
• 1:07:49
  at the end of the book, but the entire drawn out sex scene in
• 1:07:52
  the epilogue that was like 10 years long.
• 1:07:54
  Yeah, she blurts out Marry me. What?
• 1:07:58
  OK, what? When I was reading it, I was
• 1:08:02
  like, why would this be your first thought after running for
• 1:08:05
  20 minutes in a woods? You're fucking covered in mud.
• 1:08:09
  You've just been railed in the fucking ground.
• 1:08:12
  He pulled her across rocks like she's bleeding, her tights are
• 1:08:16
  fucking ripped. And then he doesn't say a word
• 1:08:20
  and she's like, scrambling to pull up her pants, which would
• 1:08:24
  look awkward as fuck, and he's just holding a ring.
• 1:08:26
  Why? Why is that your proposal?
• 1:08:29
  Why? Why did you go?
• 1:08:30
  Actually, I'm gonna propose to her after I rail her from
• 1:08:34
  chasing her. Imagine.
• 1:08:35
  There's a photographer that he's organized just.
• 1:08:37
  Behind a rock. And she's.
• 1:08:39
  Just like shaking like there's. Actually a wilderness camera.
• 1:08:44
  Well, they ran an Airbnb. Randomly in the woods.
• 1:08:47
  Remember how we talk about in real life, you think you're
• 1:08:49
  somewhere private and someone always pops out like, there's,
• 1:08:52
  there's never 2 metres without a human being.
• 1:08:54
  Yeah. So like, just imagine they're
• 1:08:56
  running through this forest, next minute it's a wildlife
• 1:08:58
  reserve. And then like, some little kids
• 1:08:59
  on a kayak at like, kayaking. No.
• 1:09:02
  And then the. Photographer's like, do I come
• 1:09:04
  out now? I'm.
• 1:09:05
  Just a he's a full lens. No stop it.
• 1:09:10
  That's why I fear about Airbnb. So I wanted to watch this random
• 1:09:14
  my partner watch this random YouTube video where they were
• 1:09:16
  going to the weirdest Airbnb's and they would be in them and
• 1:09:20
  then random people would pop out of nowhere to come talk to them
• 1:09:23
  and I'm like fuck that for people.
• 1:09:25
  Who own the house, own the. House random people walking past
• 1:09:29
  the house. There was one where they were in
• 1:09:30
  a shoe, like a shoe built Airbnb and all these people come up to
• 1:09:35
  talk to them someone. That happened to me once when I
• 1:09:37
  was at an Airbnb. Like they lived upstairs and we
• 1:09:41
  rented underneath and then they just casually like walked past
• 1:09:45
  and like the glass doors were just open and then they had a
• 1:09:48
  Flon yarn and I'm like, pretend I'm not there it.
• 1:09:52
  Happened to us one time when we went to a concert, remember?
• 1:09:54
  And she was like, oh, I actually live next door.
• 1:09:58
  I must have wiped out from my memory.
• 1:10:00
  You know what? I got so mad because at the
• 1:10:02
  very, very end of the entire final scene and everything was
• 1:10:05
  them fake fighting about how many children they're going to
• 1:10:08
  pump out. And I'm like, you couldn't put
• 1:10:11
  anything worse in there for me. He started at 8.
• 1:10:14
  He. Started at 8, he goes.
• 1:10:16
  How? Much is a clan that's racial,
• 1:10:21
  I'm like, what does that even mean?
• 1:10:23
  I think it's because you. Don't want children though.
• 1:10:26
  Yeah. But see, whereas I'm like,
• 1:10:28
  that's not even. Funny.
• 1:10:30
  Hates a lot of kids because that's when she.
• 1:10:32
  Said her pussy was whimpering and she caved.
• 1:10:35
  She caved after like he got to five and he goes.
• 1:10:38
  Imagine me holding a baby on a toddler with my shirt off.
• 1:10:42
  My guy, you're going to be tired.
• 1:10:44
  You're going to be fat. And they're getting pulled into
• 1:10:46
  the mafia somewhat. Maybe all that baby talk is
• 1:10:51
  just. Maybe that's just not for me,
• 1:10:52
  but maybe it's for someone else, I don't think.
• 1:10:54
  I'm pregnant because it's low key a very mild pregnancy trope.
• 1:10:57
  You know what? Though the one thing we didn't
• 1:10:59
  talk about, like now that they're officially together, she
• 1:11:03
  gets so much hate on her TikTok account but he is making her
• 1:11:07
  record it so she's just not jealous at all.
• 1:11:11
  Fuck. That because she's into it.
• 1:11:13
  I'd be like, I'm not. Recording your shit pose for
• 1:11:17
  other women to be frothing though.
• 1:11:19
  The reason he's chasing her in the woods is because he want if
• 1:11:22
  he wins, she ends up in the in the videos, yeah.
• 1:11:26
  At that point, just start an only fins.
• 1:11:28
  Yeah, like, come on now. Come on now.
• 1:11:30
  It's not going to. Work on TikTok also.
• 1:11:32
  If you put her in them videos, they're going to find where she
• 1:11:35
  works and then by association find you.
• 1:11:38
  But maybe. She'll have a mask.
• 1:11:40
  I know it's giving Incredibles. She's the.
• 1:11:44
  Stretchy mummy, it's. Just that was horrible.
• 1:11:51
  And cheesy that was, actually. Horrible to her picture, but
• 1:11:54
  imagine. They're going to be pumping out
• 1:11:55
  kids, so then what? They're going to turn into a
• 1:11:57
  vlog family where all the children are wearing no.
• 1:12:01
  They would. It's a Deadpool.
• 1:12:02
  Family where they're all wearing the Deadpool outfit I feel.
• 1:12:04
  Like they would just keep it separate.
• 1:12:06
  You know what she's turning into a mum.
• 1:12:08
  That means she's going to die. Her.
• 1:12:11
  Story is now over. I'm sorry, how do you make this
• 1:12:16
  after she and then? We'll get her daughter's story.
• 1:12:19
  Yeah, literally. Or her sons.
• 1:12:22
  It would be like, what should we rate?
• 1:12:24
  This shit out of please let it make it stop.
• 1:12:29
  It's just like, actually, you know what?
• 1:12:31
  I gobbled it up for entertainment value because I
• 1:12:34
  already knew this was trash. Like the first few sentences I
• 1:12:38
  was like all right, this is 1 where I'm going to have to wave
• 1:12:40
  the white flag and surrender and not care about my.
• 1:12:44
  Favorite books are the ones that are trashy.
• 1:12:46
  Like what I mean this? Is what I needed Jasmine?
• 1:12:49
  Mass is one of my It's not this author, but she's one of my
• 1:12:52
  favorite authors, and it's because she writes.
• 1:12:55
  It's purely really weird banter and it's just like you'll be
• 1:12:59
  sitting there and it's like, what the fuck did they actually
• 1:13:01
  just say? And why is?
• 1:13:03
  And I love it. I sometimes love them more than
• 1:13:06
  real books. Like it wasn't not enjoyable.
• 1:13:09
  Yeah, like I did would have really laugh out loud.
• 1:13:13
  Yeah. Every now and then I was just
• 1:13:15
  like, some things would catch me off guard and I was like Jesus.
• 1:13:20
  What should we rate this out of five?
• 1:13:23
  I. Love how we just don't even
• 1:13:25
  know. I don't know.
• 1:13:26
  How about out of five KFC Refresher Towelettes?
• 1:13:30
  Yes, have we? Done that before.
• 1:13:32
  Why is that ringing? A bell we've.
• 1:13:34
  Never done it, no. No, but I feel like that's
• 1:13:37
  weird. I got deja vu just then.
• 1:13:39
  OK, What are you feeling? It must be in my normal life.
• 1:13:43
  OK, so I gave it a one. Oh no.
• 1:13:45
  Just because. Look, just because I didn't like
• 1:13:48
  him, I just didn't. To be fair, I shouldn't be that
• 1:13:52
  surprised because what the books you like and the books I like it
• 1:13:55
  always vary. You like more serious books
• 1:13:58
  whereas I do not. I read it like a 3 1/2 four.
• 1:14:03
  I actually really. Enjoyed it.
• 1:14:05
  The only reason I think it was dragging to the end is because I
• 1:14:08
  was like, fuck, I need to listen quicker because we've got to
• 1:14:12
  record this to go. And I was.
• 1:14:14
  Like I've got other shit to do, but I was like trying to pump it
• 1:14:17
  through me. No, you know what?
• 1:14:18
  If it was the first half, the same kind of vibe, yeah.
• 1:14:21
  And they didn't go down the mafia rabbit hole midway
• 1:14:24
  through, yeah, it would have had me out of three or something.
• 1:14:26
  I think it's because. I, I already knew that I was
• 1:14:29
  setting up other shit, so in my mind I was like, it's just a
• 1:14:32
  setup, it's just a way, it's just an establisher.
• 1:14:35
  Really. Makes sense.
• 1:14:36
  No, The way that they brought Uncle Nico in, I have to fix
• 1:14:40
  everything. Yeah, like, well, you guys
• 1:14:42
  didn't earn that. Yeah, yeah, they didn't earn it.
• 1:14:45
  But also, what else are you going to do?
• 1:14:47
  I know you've got to think of them hiding the body and then
• 1:14:50
  they're getting caught. It's a cop out because they
• 1:14:53
  bitched about Brad being a cop out because you'd get his rich
• 1:14:57
  family to get them out of trouble.
• 1:14:58
  And then they did the exact same thing.
• 1:14:59
  And I'm like, well, you must. Wait at that point.
• 1:15:02
  Just own it I. Mean you must dissolve.
• 1:15:04
  The body yourself if. I had a family to use.
• 1:15:07
  I would work smarter, not harder.
• 1:15:12
  I don't. Wait, is it my pick next?
• 1:15:14
  Yeah. OK cool.
• 1:15:16
  No idea where I wanna go. I was like, can't wait for
• 1:15:18
  something probably serious that I'm gonna hate.
• 1:15:21
  Yeah. Maybe really good, serious.
• 1:15:24
  Maybe something with an illiterate child?
• 1:15:28
  Dude, if it's a look, honestly, I don't even go out of my way
• 1:15:32
  and everything I pick is an illiterate child.
• 1:15:35
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