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Whackhead Prank: A psychic reading · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: KFM Mornings with Darren, Sherlyn, Sibs and you.
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  Speaker 2: Drive safe from Miles Smith here on KFM Mornings. We're
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  Speaker 2: going to lock in for a prank. Next, today I'm playing...
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  Speaker 2: One of my favourite characters.
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  Speaker 3: I'm the sidekick. That's not actually a sidekick. I was
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  Speaker 3: scared there. That was giving horror music. Is he connecting
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  Speaker 3: with the aliens?
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  Speaker 1: What's happening?
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  Speaker 3: The other side?
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  Speaker 2: And this poor guy, he is searching for a good,
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  Speaker 2: credible psychic.
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  Speaker 3: He's had an experience with one. He's like, that's a liar.
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  Speaker 3: Need a second opinion. That's a fake psychic, that. How
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  Speaker 3: convincing are you? He's got a great recommendation from a friend.
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  Speaker 2: This is the guy. This is the best in the business.
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  Speaker 2: enter me it's coming up next stop stop.
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  Speaker 4: What you're doing here is another world famous.
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  Speaker 1: Prank call from darren whackhead simpson exclusive to kfm.
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  Speaker 2: Mornings all right so one of the favorite things just
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  Speaker 2: that i love doing is is playing the part of
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  Speaker 2: a psychic just because of the psychology of it of
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  Speaker 2: you know this person doesn't know that it's a prank
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  Speaker 2: they just I've got all the tools to mess with them.
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  Speaker 3: And they're open, you know, wanting information. Yes, and it's
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  Speaker 3: like a yo-yo, you know.
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  Speaker 2: And so this guy, so Tabasile pops me an email
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  Speaker 2: and says, listen, boyfriend Lunga, he has gone to go
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  Speaker 2: see a psychic and he was looking for answers. And
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  Speaker 2: then he left going, I wasted my money. There was
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  Speaker 2: a con. That guy was fake. It wasn't real. Making
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  Speaker 2: stuff up. Everything was just generic and there was nothing specific.
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  Speaker 2: So in their little friendship group, one of the friends said,
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  Speaker 2: you know, it's like you got my doctor's better than yours.
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  Speaker 3: My dentist is better than yours. I've got the guy.
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  Speaker 3: I've got the guy. This is the best guy to
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  Speaker 3: go and see.
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  Speaker 4: The guy.
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  Speaker 2: Creme de la creme of sidekicks. And you want, like,
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  Speaker 2: a recommendation. I mean, if you just Google, like, sidekick
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  Speaker 2: in Cape Town, you'll see all these Facebook platforms come
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  Speaker 2: up going, like, a question, who's the best sidekick in
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  Speaker 2: Cape Town?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you'll see. It'll throw a whole bunch of
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  Speaker 3: names at you.
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  Speaker 2: Can anybody recommend a sidekick in Cape Town? And there's
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  Speaker 2: a whole bunch of names that come there from Facebook.
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  Speaker 3: So let me tell you, I'm not from Facebook. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: I'm from another stratosphere. I'm the best psychic.
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  Speaker 3: The most credible.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, wow. According to you. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: So, my game plan here is to totally mess with him.
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  Speaker 2: Is to make him seem like... I want him to
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  Speaker 2: discredit me early.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. And then I'm going to blow his mind. Oh, okay. Okay. So...
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  Speaker 3: Here we go, the highly recommended psychic.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, I'm looking for Lunga. Speaking. This is Johan the psychic.
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  Speaker 3: I believe you wanted to hire my services?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes. I've actually been looking around and I was
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  Speaker 4: told that you're the best.
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  Speaker 3: Did you have a previous spiritual person that guided you?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I did. If I did, but, yeah, it didn't
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  Speaker 4: work out. It wasn't, yeah, it didn't work out.
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  Speaker 3: Are there any questions you'd like to ask me?
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  Speaker 4: How does it work, actually? Like, because the previous guy
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  Speaker 4: that I, you know, I tried to do this with,
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  Speaker 4: as I said to you, it didn't work out. You know,
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  Speaker 4: he wasn't really good at all. So I don't know, like,
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  Speaker 4: how do you work? Like, how do you do your thing?
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  Speaker 4: Do you, like, have a crystal ball type of thing or,
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  Speaker 4: you know?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, in fact, I do have a crystal ball. That
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  Speaker 3: I look into and I can see the future.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. Yeah, that is great. I'm excited.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, I've got something coming through. I'm just getting a
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  Speaker 3: feeling here. Hold on.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sensing elation.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: You feeling kind of happy. Is that right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely. I'm excited. I'm excited.
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  Speaker 3: Excited is exactly the word I was searching for.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, I'm really excited about working with you.
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  Speaker 3: In your future, Lunga, there's going to be a new connection,
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  Speaker 3: and I can feel that connection that's just happened.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, okay. No, that's good.
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  Speaker 3: It's crazy because we've just had a connection, so that
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  Speaker 3: came up immediately. It's amazing.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, no, that's good. That is good. So this is
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  Speaker 4: a connection between me and you.
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  Speaker 3: That I saw in the crystal ball.
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  Speaker 4: Can you believe it? But, like, yeah, okay. Yeah, that's good. But, like,
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  Speaker 4: what about other things?
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  Speaker 3: What I'm sensing right now is a very inquiring mind.
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  Speaker 3: Would that be accurate? I've just picked that up in
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  Speaker 3: my ball.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's, like, what I... Like, it's pretty obvious
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  Speaker 4: because that's what I just said now, so.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not with you. What do you mean?
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  Speaker 4: Like I'm saying, I don't need a crystal ball to
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  Speaker 4: know that.
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  Speaker 3: A sense of frustration that's just come through. You're feeling
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  Speaker 3: a bit frustrated. Is that right?
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  Speaker 4: A bit disappointed.
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  Speaker 1: That's just because I actually thought that there will be other,
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  Speaker 1: you know, have more than just this.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, hold on. Let me just, I'm getting another feeling here.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sensing sadness.
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  Speaker 4: Sadness?
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  Speaker 3: Sadness from you which in turn reveals some form of disappointment.
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  Speaker 3: Is that correct? Would you say you're feeling disappointed?
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  Speaker 4: Dude, are you... I'm telling you that I'm disappointed and
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  Speaker 4: you're telling me that you're reading that.
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  Speaker 3: Would you say it's saying that I've picked up.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, what's that? You're just saying the same things that
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  Speaker 4: I'm saying right now.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, I'm just.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sensing something else here. Tell me how accurate this is.
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  Speaker 3: Are you feeling a bit angry at the moment, would
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  Speaker 3: you say?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm f * * * ing angry.
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  Speaker 1: It's very obvious that I'm f * * * ing angry.
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  Speaker 1: This is not even psychic stuff. This is very obvious things,
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  Speaker 1: but you're just another con artist.
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  Speaker 3: Is this how you treated your previous psychic?
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  Speaker 4: What? He wasn't even real. He was a con artist
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  Speaker 4: like you.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that what you're supposed to do?
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  Speaker 4: Tell me what is going to happen?
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  Speaker 3: Are you a black man? Whoa.
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  Speaker 4: What? Are you f * * * ing kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: Just answer the question.
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  Speaker 4: Are you f * * * ing kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: Just answer the question.
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  Speaker 4: My f * * * ing name is Lunga.
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  Speaker 1: And what the f * * * do you expect?
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  Speaker 4: Is that a white man? I don't know anything about
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  Speaker 4: men with the name Lunga.
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  Speaker 3: I nailed it. I nailed it.
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  Speaker 4: That is....
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  Speaker 2: You can't say I have been wrong once this entire
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  Speaker 2: phone call.
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  Speaker 1: Because those f * * * ing things are damn obvious.
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  Speaker 4: Those are things that I told you. Even anyone can
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  Speaker 4: tell that I'm freaking black based on my name and
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  Speaker 4: my voice and my accent.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're not even a psychic. You're a con damn
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  Speaker 1: f * * * ing artist.
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  Speaker 3: I can see you driving a car. Is that correct?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 3: Just answer the question. Just answer the question.
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  Speaker 4: No. Yes, you're correct. Most people drive.
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  Speaker 3: It's 13 out of 13. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, mister. 13 out of 13. Okay, tell me, what
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  Speaker 4: car do I drive?
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  Speaker 3: A Golf.
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  Speaker 4: Obviously, you're just guessing because I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't f * * * ing.
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  Speaker 4: Drive a Golf.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry. I got that wrong. You drive? What do
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  Speaker 3: you mean? A BMW.
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  Speaker 4: I don't drive that either.
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  Speaker 3: Audi?
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't drive that either. Toyota? No, man. This guy. Kia? Nope.
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  Speaker 3: Renault.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: Citroen.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: Hyundai.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that's what I drive.
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  Speaker 3: Got it. Got it. Got it.
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  Speaker 4: Like, keep guessing.
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  Speaker 3: Go for it. Fire away. Ask me any question.
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  Speaker 4: Am I going to get married to a man or
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  Speaker 4: a woman?
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  Speaker 3: You're going to marry a man. Whoa.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Next question.
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  Speaker 1: You're not a f * * * ing psychic, first
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  Speaker 1: and foremost.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to talk to you anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Your girlfriend's name is Tabasile.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, how did you get that?
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  Speaker 3: I haven't been wrong once on this phone call.
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  Speaker 4: Where did you.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, where did you get my girlfriend's name? How do
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  Speaker 1: you f * * * ing know my girlfriend?
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  Speaker 3: Because you're... What do you know her from? Well, because
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  Speaker 3: she sent me an email.
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  Speaker 4: Email for what?
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  Speaker 3: To prank you.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean prank me? Like, what? So this
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  Speaker 4: is a joke?
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  Speaker 3: This is wicked, Simpson.
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  Speaker 4: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 3: Ah, yes.
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  Speaker 4: Are you f * * * ing kidding me, dude? Like, what.
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  Speaker 3: The f * * *? What a journey. I sense
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  Speaker 3: you are a black man. Don't we do a reading
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  Speaker 3: on you? So perceptive. I sense you're a black lady.
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  Speaker 3: It's Teddy Swimms.
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  Speaker 2: With bad dreams here on KFM Mornings. We've got some
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  Speaker 2: messages here from the prank.
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  Speaker 3: The best prank by far. I like how you had
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  Speaker 3: the time to go through every core brand. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know why he's so angry. He got all the answers right.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my, I think you are a blackmailer. My name
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  Speaker 3: is Lunga. Hey, listen.
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  Speaker 2: We're a multicultural country.
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  Speaker 3: White women are named Tandeka. You know, it was a
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  Speaker 3: good observation. Ten out of ten for your tone. Here
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  Speaker 3: are my three kids. Matthew, Joshua and Lunga. Swooshy Swooshy.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, listen, if you want anybody pranked, then pop me
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  Speaker 2: an email. All right, it's darrens at kfm.co.za. It is
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  Speaker 2: almost time for news and sports.
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  Speaker 4: KFM Mornings. With Darren, Sherlyn, Sibs, and you.