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- 0:28Speaker 3: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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- 0:51Speaker 4: Listen in, listen up.
- 0:53Speaker 2: Woo, woo. Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to
- 0:59Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop. I have Sarah Colonna here. We had a
- 1:02Speaker 2: great show, but this happened.
- 1:08Speaker 4: Oh, I wish that would have happened on camera.
- 1:14Speaker 2: That did come on camera.
- 1:18Speaker 4: I'm scared.
- 1:19Speaker 2: What are we supposed to do now? Nothing.
- 1:21Speaker 4: Now it's over. It means it worked.
- 1:23Speaker 2: Oh, it just means it works when they can say,
- 1:26Speaker 2: everybody stay in your homes.
- 1:27Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:31Speaker 2: Does it work for Chris? Because he's on Samsung.
- 1:35Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. I think all mobile devices. Or maybe he's just... No, maybe.
- 1:38Speaker 2: He just comes in green as a text. Oh, my God.
- 1:45Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:45Speaker 2: Well, we're okay, everybody. Woo.
- 1:47Speaker 4: Made that.
- 1:47Speaker 2: I was so scared. Okay. That was like the start
- 1:50Speaker 2: of Juicy Scoop. Yeah.
- 1:52Speaker 4: Wow. What a day.
- 1:53Speaker 2: That's a soft intro.
- 1:56Speaker 4: Okay.
- 1:57Speaker 2: I guess I don't have to clap now.
- 1:58Speaker 4: You don't have to clap. No. That was.
- 2:00Speaker 2: Just start the clock. Okay. Oh my gosh, you guys. Wow.
- 2:06Speaker 2: I mean, talk about being live. I'm here with Sarah Colonna,
- 2:10Speaker 2: looking very cute.
- 2:12Speaker 4: Thanks, girl.
- 2:12Speaker 2: You have a nice fall outfit, a cute blouse with
- 2:15Speaker 2: some very cute jeans. I like the cut of them,
- 2:18Speaker 2: the style, the color.
- 2:19Speaker 4: Okay. First of all, it's very warm, and so I
- 2:22Speaker 4: don't know why I went real fall today.
- 2:24Speaker 2: I know. I wanted to go fall, but I went
- 2:26Speaker 2: shorts because I want to go for a walk after,
- 2:27Speaker 2: and I'm like, So I look like I'm going to
- 2:30Speaker 2: Palm Springs and you look like you're going to go
- 2:31Speaker 2: pumpkin patch hunting.
- 2:34Speaker 4: Which I'm definitely not doing. And by the way, the
- 2:36Speaker 4: jeans are once again a Rent the Runway specialty. I
- 2:39Speaker 4: rented them because I wasn't sure that I would like
- 2:41Speaker 4: the style on my body. That's what I like.
- 2:44Speaker 2: I like the style on your body.
- 2:45Speaker 4: I think I like them too.
- 2:46Speaker 2: And what's interesting is last time you were here, there
- 2:48Speaker 2: was another item that we talked about. And then you
- 2:51Speaker 2: got the letter, which reminds me of the Sex and
- 2:54Speaker 2: the City movie when she tries on all the wedding dresses.
- 2:58Speaker 2: And then... Who's the designer that's like, this dress was
- 3:02Speaker 2: meant for you, and it comes at the door? Basically,
- 3:04Speaker 2: that's what Rent the Runway did. They said they listened
- 3:06Speaker 2: to Juicy Scoop, and they said, Sarah.
- 3:08Speaker 4: You could keep the orange shorts, they told me. The shorts.
- 3:13Speaker 2: I saw you. That's exactly like it was in the movie.
- 3:16Speaker 2: Remember that? I saw you in the Vogue spread, Carrie,
- 3:19Speaker 2: and you're meant to have this wedding dress. Rent the
- 3:22Speaker 2: Runway said, I saw you in your orange shorts on
- 3:25Speaker 2: the YouTube of Juicy Scoop.
- 3:27Speaker 4: And you were meant to keep them. Also, you talked about.
- 3:29Speaker 2: How it was hot. You probably sweated in them. And
- 3:31Speaker 2: you are meant to keep them.
- 3:32Speaker 4: I was going to say, they more than likely were like,
- 3:34Speaker 4: please don't send us back those shorts. We just heard
- 3:37Speaker 4: you say you've worn them seven days in a row
- 3:39Speaker 4: in fucking July in California. Please just burn them if
- 3:44Speaker 4: you can.
- 3:45Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
- 3:46Speaker 4: Thanks anyway. You look adorable.
- 3:47Speaker 2: And I want to say your hair is looking great
- 3:49Speaker 2: as always.
- 3:49Speaker 4: Oh, thank you.
- 3:50Speaker 2: And I don't know if you saw this thing that
- 3:52Speaker 2: was on TikTok or maybe they wrote about it as
- 3:54Speaker 2: a trend. But it's been something since the beginning of
- 3:58Speaker 2: the time. So Gen Z didn't crack some code. But
- 4:00Speaker 2: when girls have really long and pretty hair, sometimes girls
- 4:05Speaker 2: in their circle who they think are their friends would
- 4:07Speaker 2: be like, you know what would look so good on you, Sarah?
- 4:12Speaker 4: A pixie cut. Oh, to try to, no.
- 4:16Speaker 2: You've never had a friend that convinced, that wanted you to,
- 4:20Speaker 2: who thought your hair would look better cut short in
- 4:23Speaker 2: your lifetime?
- 4:24Speaker 4: Well, when I was in college and when I first
- 4:28Speaker 4: moved out here, I had a short haircut.
- 4:30Speaker 2: I saw it.
- 4:31Speaker 4: I did do it on my own. Nobody suggested it. However,
- 4:35Speaker 4: Chris Frangelo was a friend of mine at that time, early.
- 4:38Speaker 2: Please tell me Chris didn't tell you to cut your
- 4:39Speaker 2: hair like a chip head. No.
- 4:42Speaker 4: He didn't. But he didn't tell me that I should
- 4:45Speaker 4: grow it out. He didn't step in and say.
- 4:49Speaker 2: I know, but he's a straight guy, so he doesn't count.
- 4:51Speaker 2: I'm talking about a girl.
- 4:52Speaker 4: Well, none of my girlfriends said, Sarah, when your hair
- 4:57Speaker 4: is cut short and it's curly, it grows up towards
- 4:59Speaker 4: the sun like a mushroom. Maybe you should consider growing
- 5:01Speaker 4: it out. I had to figure that out on my own.
- 5:03Speaker 2: Well, when I really met you, I mean, I knew
- 5:06Speaker 2: you from comedy, but when I really started working with
- 5:08Speaker 2: you at Chelsea... You always had good hair, but it
- 5:10Speaker 2: was shorter than it is now. But it was still
- 5:13Speaker 2: a good cut. And then when I saw an old
- 5:15Speaker 2: photo of you, when it was short, I said, who
- 5:19Speaker 2: were your girlfriends? And so anyway, I did have in
- 5:24Speaker 2: my day, I had some people that were like, you
- 5:27Speaker 2: should cut it. You should cut. And I did cut
- 5:30Speaker 2: it once as Jennifer Aniston of Friends haircut.
- 5:33Speaker 4: Oh, but that would look good on you.
- 5:34Speaker 6: It looked.
- 5:36Speaker 2: It looked fine, except you had to like blow it out.
- 5:38Speaker 2: And before I could do like a lazy thing, you know,
- 5:41Speaker 2: like you had to really style it. But my mom said, well,
- 5:44Speaker 2: now you look like everybody else. So she didn't like it.
- 5:47Speaker 4: Wow.
- 5:48Speaker 2: And then I grew it out.
- 5:48Speaker 4: I mean, she had a point. Everyone was doing that.
- 5:50Speaker 2: But then at a certain point, my mom's hairdresser, when
- 5:52Speaker 2: she was, I remember going to my mom's stylist years
- 5:56Speaker 2: ago with her, like as a little girl. And he said,
- 5:59Speaker 2: no woman should, no woman over 40 should. now this
- 6:02Speaker 2: is the 70s, should have long hair.
- 6:04Speaker 4: I know. Well, that's the thing is like they used
- 6:05Speaker 4: to always say that, that when you have, you look
- 6:08Speaker 4: older if you have longer hair. I think I look
- 6:09Speaker 4: older with shorter hair for sure. So that was.
- 6:12Speaker 2: I think you do what looks good for you. If
- 6:15Speaker 2: that means rocking the gray, which I'm seeing like a
- 6:18Speaker 2: lot of younger women rocking gray and I think it
- 6:20Speaker 2: looks good.
- 6:20Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 6:21Speaker 2: Or going blonder as you get older. My mom did that.
- 6:24Speaker 2: Or going short or whatever. Wearing a wig. Who the
- 6:26Speaker 2: hell cares?
- 6:28Speaker 4: Just to you, boo. I'm coming in next time and
- 6:29Speaker 4: I'm just going to have it like to hear... I
- 6:31Speaker 4: need to get like a wig that looks really realistic
- 6:34Speaker 4: just to freak you out. But now I already gave
- 6:35Speaker 4: away the joke, so I guess it won't work.
- 6:38Speaker 2: Sarah, I don't know if you heard that we had
- 6:41Speaker 2: someone crash our show when I was doing my live
- 6:43Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop with Chris over the weekend in San Francisco.
- 6:46Speaker 4: I had a lot of questions about it, but you
- 6:47Speaker 4: told me to save it for the pod. So I, yes,
- 6:49Speaker 4: the rat.
- 6:50Speaker 2: So there are two accounts. One, the initial eyewitness account
- 6:55Speaker 2: where the girl screamed, she said it was a rat.
- 6:57Speaker 7: Okay.
- 6:58Speaker 2: Later on, some of the three girls in my meet
- 7:01Speaker 2: and greet said it looked, it was a cute little
- 7:04Speaker 2: gray mouse and it looked scared.
- 7:06Speaker 7: Okay.
- 7:07Speaker 4: Okay.
- 7:07Speaker 2: So I was like, literally, this is why crimes never
- 7:11Speaker 2: get solved. Yes.
- 7:12Speaker 3: Okay.
- 7:12Speaker 2: Cause there were two eyewitness accounts and everyone saw something
- 7:15Speaker 2: different based on their own perception, what they're going through
- 7:18Speaker 2: in their life.
- 7:19Speaker 4: Okay. That's true.
- 7:20Speaker 2: So, um, so anyway, first I want to say when
- 7:24Speaker 2: Chris and I got to San Francisco, we were coming
- 7:26Speaker 2: from Sacramento and, And I said, OK, we've got to
- 7:29Speaker 2: do like a two hour drive in Uber or whatever
- 7:31Speaker 2: from Sacramento to San Francisco. I said, since I'm like,
- 7:34Speaker 2: do you want to walk around San Francisco? Like we've
- 7:36Speaker 2: heard such scary, awful things about it and seen a
- 7:39Speaker 2: million things. Or do you want to stay in a
- 7:41Speaker 2: hotel room like in our rooms till noon and then
- 7:44Speaker 2: just check in at three at the Fairmont, whatever? And
- 7:47Speaker 2: he goes, yeah, let's just do that. We get as
- 7:49Speaker 2: we start driving through San Francisco to find the hotel.
- 7:52Speaker 2: We're both looking out the window and it looks gorgeous.
- 7:55Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 7:55Speaker 2: It's clean.
- 7:56Speaker 4: It's beautiful.
- 7:56Speaker 2: It looks like it's 1995.
- 7:57Speaker 4: Yes.
- 7:58Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, what is this?
- 8:00Speaker 5: Okay.
- 8:01Speaker 2: So then we get to the hotel. That's very nice.
- 8:03Speaker 4: That Fairmont, there's a really good Italian place right next
- 8:06Speaker 4: to it. And I can't remember the name of it.
- 8:07Speaker 2: Well, I was still so freaked out. I never left
- 8:09Speaker 2: the room. I got room service, which I should have
- 8:11Speaker 2: gone to a cute lunch. I should have enjoyed myself.
- 8:14Speaker 2: Then we get to the theater, Palace of the Fine Arts.
- 8:16Speaker 2: That's also very nice. So then both of us were like, gosh,
- 8:20Speaker 2: we kind of feel bad that we, And then the
- 8:23Speaker 2: mouse came. So we don't know who is, if it
- 8:26Speaker 2: was to ruin San Francisco's, continue to ruin San Francisco's
- 8:30Speaker 2: reputation as a tourist attraction, or did they try to
- 8:34Speaker 2: ruin my show? But this person wrote, and I scratched
- 8:38Speaker 2: out her name because maybe she wants to be known,
- 8:40Speaker 2: maybe she doesn't. She asked me under her comments, was
- 8:43Speaker 2: it a swamp rat or a pet rat? Did the
- 8:46Speaker 2: venue have a history of rat visitors? And then she
- 8:49Speaker 2: did like a detective like Moji hat. Was the rat
- 8:52Speaker 2: sent in or did it wander in? Classic sabotage. And
- 8:56Speaker 2: I said, the theater manager had been there for 12 years,
- 8:59Speaker 2: said we have never had a rat, a mouse, nothing
- 9:02Speaker 2: like this ever happen in the theater. And then she said,
- 9:06Speaker 2: case closed. Reports were it was scared like a rat
- 9:10Speaker 2: from a captivity, not a free range. So somebody might
- 9:13Speaker 2: have just taken their little like mouse or hamster or
- 9:16Speaker 2: whatever that maybe their kid had trying to fuck me over,
- 9:20Speaker 2: brought it in. But they did release it. If it
- 9:23Speaker 2: was released, they released it at the end of the show.
- 9:25Speaker 2: And if they really wanted to screw me over, they
- 9:28Speaker 2: would have done it earlier in the show.
- 9:29Speaker 4: Well, I feel that although I appreciate the detective work,
- 9:34Speaker 4: I feel that any mouse that gets runs across the
- 9:39Speaker 4: stage and all of a sudden it's like, shit, I
- 9:40Speaker 4: was just looking to, you.
- 9:41Speaker 2: Know, find a piece of cheese.
- 9:43Speaker 4: Yeah, I wasn't.
- 9:44Speaker 1: I didn't.
- 9:45Speaker 4: It's going to seem scared. Probably even a rat like
- 9:47Speaker 4: they get. We've had a mouse come in and visiting
- 9:51Speaker 4: here and there outside our back door a couple times
- 9:54Speaker 4: because I had cat food out. At your house?
- 9:55Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 9:56Speaker 4: And so they found, they would come because I had
- 9:58Speaker 4: cat food and so John made me put the cat food.
- 10:00Speaker 5: Away.
- 10:00Speaker 4: Anyway, but it would be real scared when I would
- 10:03Speaker 4: open the door, it would run off. And I don't
- 10:05Speaker 4: think it was released.
- 10:06Speaker 2: What if the mouse came and was enjoying the show,
- 10:10Speaker 2: but like most people, after about 85 minutes of a show,
- 10:15Speaker 2: The mouse is ready to go.
- 10:16Speaker 4: Do you think maybe he was just hurrying to try
- 10:17Speaker 4: to get in the VIP line to get a photo
- 10:19Speaker 4: with you? Didn't want to wait.
- 10:20Speaker 2: He wanted to be in the front of the line.
- 10:21Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 10:22Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 10:22Speaker 2: It didn't have a lanyard. So I don't know. But that's,
- 10:25Speaker 2: thank you for the detective work.
- 10:27Speaker 4: Okay.
- 10:28Speaker 2: Sarah, I'm so glad because you were supposed to be
- 10:30Speaker 2: here last week and you got sick.
- 10:32Speaker 4: I had COVID.
- 10:32Speaker 2: Thank you. And thank God, my hottest topic for you,
- 10:35Speaker 2: which is Taylor and Travis, they're still dating because you
- 10:40Speaker 2: are the Juicy Scoop expert on being a blonde woman.
- 10:44Speaker 2: country delight, stealing the heart out of an NFL player.
- 10:48Speaker 2: She's clearly copying you.
- 10:49Speaker 4: I know. I mean, it's like, okay, girl, you know
- 10:53Speaker 4: what I mean? Do your own thing. But I get it.
- 10:57Speaker 4: I have tweeted her and told her she wanted to
- 10:59Speaker 4: have lunch so I could show her the ropes, but
- 11:01Speaker 4: you know, having her back, but I'm sure she'll get there.
- 11:05Speaker 2: Now I'm confused. Did he, He pursued her, right? He
- 11:10Speaker 2: was the first person to say, let me get your number,
- 11:12Speaker 2: or he went to her show or something, right?
- 11:15Speaker 4: He went to her concert, and he had made her
- 11:18Speaker 4: a friendship bracelet. He said with his number on it,
- 11:21Speaker 4: and then he and his brother have a podcast together,
- 11:23Speaker 4: and his brother said, your jersey number or your phone number?
- 11:26Speaker 4: And Travis said, you know which one. So meaning, I
- 11:30Speaker 4: think he put his phone number, thinking he could give
- 11:32Speaker 4: her the bracelet and be like, call me.
- 11:34Speaker 2: So this guy is sitting there with the beads?
- 11:37Speaker 5: Yes.
- 11:37Speaker 4: I mean, probably someone made it for him. If someone did.
- 11:42Speaker 2: Make it for him, I don't know about that. But, okay,
- 11:46Speaker 2: that's pretty cute.
- 11:47Speaker 4: Yeah, I think he definitely, as the kids say, shot
- 11:50Speaker 4: his shot. Okay. Right? It's very similar to what John did,
- 11:54Speaker 4: except it was, you know.
- 11:55Speaker 2: Yes, tell us, remind us one more time. My husband,
- 11:57Speaker 2: who played in the NFL.
- 11:58Speaker 4: Too, 10 years ago, tweeted to me after he met
- 12:03Speaker 4: Ross Matthews on the sidelines and said, I want to
- 12:05Speaker 4: meet Sarah. And then he tweeted to me. So now
- 12:08Speaker 4: we've moved on to friendship bracelets instead of Twitter. Whatever.
- 12:12Speaker 4: But it's like same, same.
- 12:14Speaker 2: I think that you need to warn her about how
- 12:17Speaker 2: an NFL player can groom you, trap you, manipulate you
- 12:24Speaker 2: into marrying them with. a diamond.
- 12:28Speaker 4: Do you have it?
- 12:28Speaker 2: Are you wearing it? Yeah. The shape of a football.
- 12:32Speaker 2: And then next thing you know, you wake up. Well,
- 12:34Speaker 2: how many years has it been?
- 12:36Speaker 4: Eight years? Seven married. Yeah. You wake up.
- 12:38Speaker 2: Seven years later, trapped in a very nice home in
- 12:45Speaker 2: Sherman Oaks. You didn't ask for this life.
- 12:47Speaker 4: No.
- 12:48Speaker 2: You didn't ask to go to that thing last weekend.
- 12:51Speaker 4: Where were you? The Super Bowl reunion.
- 12:53Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 12:53Speaker 4: Yeah. Because he went to the Super Bowl.
- 12:54Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 12:54Speaker 2: He didn't ask. Did you ask to go to the
- 12:56Speaker 2: Super Bowl twice?
- 12:57Speaker 3: No.
- 12:58Speaker 2: And you had to go?
- 12:59Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean. So, I mean. Tough one.
- 13:01Speaker 2: Like, I think you need to be a sister to
- 13:03Speaker 2: her and tell her to get the fuck out now.
- 13:08Speaker 4: Get out before your life gets even better.
- 13:10Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm kind of for them.
- 13:13Speaker 4: I'm totally for them.
- 13:13Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 13:14Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 13:14Speaker 1: Okay.
- 13:14Speaker 4: I think they're kind of fun. But I think they
- 13:16Speaker 4: were dating a lot. I do think he put it
- 13:18Speaker 4: out there.
- 13:18Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 13:19Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 13:19Speaker 4: I obviously have no idea, but when I saw her
- 13:22Speaker 4: in the suite with his mom two weeks ago, I
- 13:28Speaker 4: don't think that you would just meet someone's mom. You
- 13:31Speaker 4: haven't even met and hung out and stay in the
- 13:33Speaker 4: suite with them during a football game and watch them play.
- 13:36Speaker 4: That's like high-level stress.
- 13:37Speaker 2: Well, I agree. And as a podcaster who's aware of
- 13:41Speaker 2: thirsty people in this business that use other people for content,
- 13:45Speaker 2: I was afraid this was all to get people to
- 13:48Speaker 2: listen to He and his brother's podcast. But apparently it was.
- 13:51Speaker 4: Already a hit.
- 13:52Speaker 2: And apparently they're already known as brothers.
- 13:55Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 13:56Speaker 4: There is a very, there's so many weird theories about
- 13:59Speaker 4: it being a PR stunt. And I'm like, for who?
- 14:01Speaker 4: Neither of them need it.
- 14:03Speaker 2: Right. Exactly.
- 14:03Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 14:04Speaker 2: Okay. I actually think this is going to happen.
- 14:08Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 14:09Speaker 2: I think she is of an age that she already
- 14:13Speaker 2: had the biggest tour ever. And she might have another
- 14:17Speaker 2: bigger one. But I just think she's someone that's so
- 14:20Speaker 2: smart and pragmatic. And I do think they have a
- 14:23Speaker 2: real attraction. And it's like a perfect person. It's not
- 14:26Speaker 2: an actor. It's not a singer. And I think that
- 14:30Speaker 2: she really is into him. And I think it's the
- 14:33Speaker 2: right time for both of them. And I actually think
- 14:35Speaker 2: they're going to get married and have kids. Oh, wow. Yes,
- 14:38Speaker 2: I do.
- 14:38Speaker 4: We're going full married and have kids. I think it's fun.
- 14:41Speaker 4: I like Taylor Swift. You can't say a bad word
- 14:44Speaker 4: about her.
- 14:44Speaker 3: No.
- 14:45Speaker 4: She's a badass. She works her ass off.
- 14:47Speaker 2: She's talented. She's a good friend to her girlfriends.
- 14:49Speaker 4: Yeah. She likes cats. We have so much in common.
- 14:52Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
- 14:53Speaker 4: Taylor, call me. I know.
- 14:57Speaker 2: Well, okay, there's some other scoop that's happened over the time. Now,
- 15:00Speaker 2: this story came out. Taylor Swift and Travis may have
- 15:03Speaker 2: left his game separately due to NFL protocol. A lot
- 15:06Speaker 2: of people thought there was more to it than the
- 15:08Speaker 2: fact that they didn't leave together.
- 15:09Speaker 4: Can I weigh in?
- 15:10Speaker 2: Yes, please do, since you know.
- 15:13Speaker 4: I was so annoyed when I saw TMZ trying to
- 15:14Speaker 4: make a thing out of it. Travis and Taylor leave
- 15:17Speaker 4: the game separately. Yeah, he has to fly home with
- 15:19Speaker 4: the team. There is no option to not, maybe if
- 15:23Speaker 4: a family emergency, something like that. But no, he's got
- 15:26Speaker 4: to go home with the team. They have to watch
- 15:28Speaker 4: film the next day. There's no, there's no, and also
- 15:31Speaker 4: it's not like, I remember one time when I was
- 15:33Speaker 4: explaining it to someone because someone was like, well, is
- 15:35Speaker 4: it different because you're married to the punter? And I'm like, no,
- 15:38Speaker 4: it's not different. Like Russell Wilson, Tom Brady, everyone has
- 15:41Speaker 4: the same In fact, NFL really goes by seniority. So
- 15:44Speaker 4: John had the best parking spot in the whole building
- 15:45Speaker 4: because he was there 10 years.
- 15:46Speaker 2: Okay, relax.
- 15:47Speaker 4: All right. Well, listen. If you want me to be
- 15:49Speaker 4: an NFL wife, I have to act like one. Okay,
- 15:51Speaker 4: all right. We get mad.
- 15:53Speaker 2: Okay, yeah.
- 15:55Speaker 4: But there is no breaking that. Like the night before
- 15:57Speaker 4: the game, she cannot spend the night with him.
- 16:00Speaker 2: So that is a big deal. I thought that was
- 16:02Speaker 2: always interesting. And that is to save his sperm.
- 16:08Speaker 4: It's definitely to save his sperm. No, but isn't it
- 16:11Speaker 4: kind of like... No, it's a.
- 16:12Speaker 2: Yes, I think it is.
- 16:13Speaker 4: No, it's because they need to have a curfew. So
- 16:15Speaker 4: they watch.
- 16:15Speaker 2: Okay, but hear me talk.
- 16:16Speaker 4: Okay. This is what I think. Yes.
- 16:19Speaker 2: Yeah, they say it's a curfew. But if you're with
- 16:22Speaker 2: your honey, okay, and especially if it's a new honey,
- 16:26Speaker 2: and you're boning maybe a couple times a night, that's
- 16:30Speaker 2: not a solid night's sleep for him. That is exerting energy.
- 16:34Speaker 2: You're basically doing, you know, a plank... Yes. While you're
- 16:38Speaker 2: boning your girlfriend. That's true. And then aren't you, no,
- 16:42Speaker 2: but aren't you kind of not supposed to ejaculate before
- 16:45Speaker 2: like big sporting events?
- 16:47Speaker 4: I mean, I think people, I think it's always been
- 16:49Speaker 4: a thing that people have said.
- 16:51Speaker 7: Oh, okay.
- 16:52Speaker 4: But I will say that John and I never did
- 16:54Speaker 4: the night, like the day before, even before he had.
- 16:57Speaker 4: So in the NFL, you even have to spend the
- 17:00Speaker 4: night in a hotel when you have a home game.
- 17:01Speaker 4: They have a team hotel.
- 17:02Speaker 7: Okay.
- 17:03Speaker 4: I think it's so, I think it's probably a little
- 17:05Speaker 4: bit of that. Or a fight.
- 17:06Speaker 2: You could have a fight with your wife.
- 17:07Speaker 4: It's so everyone gets a good night's sleep. John used
- 17:09Speaker 4: to say it was probably also more geared towards like
- 17:11Speaker 4: if you have kids at home and you can't get
- 17:13Speaker 4: a good night's sleep.
- 17:14Speaker 1: Right.
- 17:14Speaker 4: To make sure everyone gets the same amount of sleep
- 17:17Speaker 4: and that they got their shit tight the night before.
- 17:22Speaker 4: So you can go like one New Year's Eve, John
- 17:25Speaker 4: and I went to have dinner. I forget where he
- 17:27Speaker 4: was playing. In San Francisco, I think. So we had
- 17:29Speaker 4: to go to a 5 o'clock dinner because they start
- 17:31Speaker 4: team meetings at 7 p.m. Okay. So you're with all
- 17:34Speaker 4: the old people. All the old people. Oh, yeah. Early bird.
- 17:37Speaker 2: I really wouldn't mind a 5 o'clock early bird dinner.
- 17:42Speaker 1: No.
- 17:42Speaker 4: What are you doing, Peter?
- 17:44Speaker 2: Just sorry. Go ahead.
- 17:46Speaker 4: So, yeah. So you can have a dinner, but it's
- 17:50Speaker 4: got to be early because they have to go to
- 17:52Speaker 4: team meetings. And then John would be able to come
- 17:55Speaker 4: down to my room, like on my level. It can't
- 17:58Speaker 4: be on the same– In the same room. Like, I
- 18:01Speaker 4: can't go up to his floor. Oh, it's a whole
- 18:03Speaker 4: separate floor. Yeah, like they have a whole floor basically
- 18:05Speaker 4: with like meeting rooms and stuff.
- 18:07Speaker 2: So no matter how big the guy's dick is, he
- 18:09Speaker 2: cannot reach you.
- 18:10Speaker 4: No, no.
- 18:10Speaker 2: Because it's a whole other floor.
- 18:12Speaker 4: No, I mean, unless it can go all the way through.
- 18:14Speaker 2: An air vent. You can't even be like a glory
- 18:16Speaker 2: hole between two rooms.
- 18:18Speaker 4: Okay, go on. So he could come down to my
- 18:21Speaker 4: room until curfew, which was usually I think 10 p.m., Oh, okay.
- 18:25Speaker 4: In the beginning, I thought it was cute. And then
- 18:26Speaker 4: at the end, he would be like, I'm fucking grown, man.
- 18:29Speaker 4: Why do I have to have a curfew? I know
- 18:30Speaker 4: how to keep it together in that four game when
- 18:33Speaker 4: he was kind of grouchy. Yeah. But he still did it.
- 18:35Speaker 4: Everyone has to do it. Got it. Them's the rules, Taylor.
- 18:37Speaker 2: Okay, so we explained that. Also, this is kind of interesting. Okay,
- 18:40Speaker 2: so she's got all her friends in the booth with
- 18:43Speaker 2: her in the VIP.
- 18:45Speaker 4: Yeah. What do they call it?
- 18:46Speaker 2: The box.
- 18:47Speaker 4: Sweet.
- 18:47Speaker 2: So anyway, his ex-girlfriend is named Kayla Nicole Travises. And she...
- 18:54Speaker 2: apparently unfollowed Patrick Mahomes, Brittany Mahomes, and Jackson Mahomes. She
- 19:01Speaker 2: unfollowed all of them after seeing that they were hanging
- 19:05Speaker 2: out together.
- 19:06Speaker 4: Because Taylor took her out to dinner with her, which
- 19:08Speaker 4: I was like, that's another.
- 19:10Speaker 2: I kind of get that. I think it's always healthy
- 19:13Speaker 2: to either unfollow someone or mute them or whatever. I mean,
- 19:15Speaker 2: that would be hard if this is your ex-boyfriend.
- 19:19Speaker 4: Is that the one that he met on the reality show?
- 19:21Speaker 2: No, this is a different girl.
- 19:22Speaker 1: Okay.
- 19:22Speaker 2: The reality show girl was from like six years ago.
- 19:25Speaker 2: By the way, Peacock is so smart. I was looking
- 19:28Speaker 2: for things on Peacock today and suddenly that's popped up.
- 19:33Speaker 2: It was Catching Kelsey from like 2015. Suddenly that's like,
- 19:40Speaker 2: you might be interested in this. I mean, they do
- 19:42Speaker 2: do that.
- 19:42Speaker 4: Oh, you know it's getting a resurgence for sure.
- 19:44Speaker 2: So, and you know, Bethany Frankel would say, and you
- 19:48Speaker 2: know what? Travis isn't getting any money for those reruns.
- 19:51Speaker 2: The reality reckoning. Get the union going. Anyway, he, so,
- 19:58Speaker 2: so yeah, I think that would be hurtful. Not hurtful.
- 20:01Speaker 2: It just is not a good feeling, even if you're
- 20:03Speaker 2: over him. To see that a girl that you used
- 20:05Speaker 2: to hang out with when you were all dating is
- 20:07Speaker 2: now with the most popular woman in America. Yeah.
- 20:11Speaker 4: I mean, I would unfollow, too. I would at least mute,
- 20:14Speaker 4: you know, if I wanted to. I mean, that was quick, too,
- 20:17Speaker 4: that she took her out to dinner. Patrick Mahomes' wife, Brittany,
- 20:21Speaker 4: she took her out to dinner fast.
- 20:23Speaker 2: Right.
- 20:23Speaker 4: They met out for, I don't know if him and
- 20:26Speaker 4: Travis Kelsey are close. I don't really know the deal.
- 20:28Speaker 4: But she was like, I mean, Ciara and I never
- 20:31Speaker 4: went out to dinner. I mean, I met her a
- 20:33Speaker 4: few times when she's very sweet to me.
- 20:35Speaker 2: Oh, people said I cut you off about your Seattle stories.
- 20:37Speaker 2: So do you have any stories?
- 20:38Speaker 4: I don't think you do. I think I told, I
- 20:41Speaker 4: think I really went long winded on some Seattle stories.
- 20:43Speaker 2: No, Sierra stories.
- 20:45Speaker 4: Oh, Sierra. No. I mean, she was always very nice.
- 20:48Speaker 4: We were on, one time we were all on a
- 20:49Speaker 4: bus together to go to a playoffs game. And I
- 20:52Speaker 4: got to sit next to her because she and I
- 20:54Speaker 4: were the last ones on the bus. So we sat
- 20:55Speaker 4: up front.
- 20:57Speaker 2: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
- 21:00Speaker 2: for it? This exclusive place that Dad has connections with.
- 21:03Speaker 2: They have more cars for more dealerships than, like, anywhere else.
- 21:06Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch. What's it called?
- 21:08Speaker 2: It's Dunaidial.
- 21:10Speaker 5: Where?
- 21:12Speaker 2: Dunaidial. There's an accent on the E. Do you mean... Yes,
- 21:16Speaker 2: I got it on Dundial Cars.
- 21:18Speaker 5: Lift?
- 21:19Speaker 4: Please.
- 21:19Speaker 2: Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
- 21:22Speaker 4: No.
- 21:23Speaker 2: Dundial Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
- 21:27Speaker 5: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
- 21:30Speaker 5: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
- 21:33Speaker 5: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
- 21:38Speaker 5: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
- 21:40Speaker 4: Life is one long lesson of chaos. I'm heading to
- 21:44Speaker 4: the Emmys and I have police complaints filed against me.
- 21:47Speaker 2: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
- 21:49Speaker 2: what would you do if it was given back?
- 21:51Speaker 7: Where did that need come from where you thought that
- 21:54Speaker 7: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
- 21:57Speaker 2: He said, I have a work dad.
- 21:58Speaker 4: I need a home dad.
- 21:59Speaker 7: What happens next?
- 22:00Speaker 2: When I came in, he started crying.
- 22:02Speaker 7: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
- 22:06Speaker 7: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
- 22:09Speaker 7: happens next.
- 22:10Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
- 22:11Speaker 4: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work.
- 22:14Speaker 2: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
- 22:16Speaker 4: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
- 22:19Speaker 5: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
- 22:22Speaker 5: Only one question matters. What happens next?
- 22:33Speaker 2: Yeah, there isn't that much more to it. Believe me,
- 22:36Speaker 2: if I know that you guys were like, you know,
- 22:38Speaker 2: tickling each other's back one night, I wouldn't let you
- 22:41Speaker 2: tell that story.
- 22:42Speaker 4: Although, wait, no, I will tell you a good story.
- 22:44Speaker 2: Oh, she did tickle your back.
- 22:45Speaker 4: Yes, she did. And she was taking a selfie when
- 22:48Speaker 4: she got on the bus in the playoffs game. And
- 22:50Speaker 4: I happened to be like, we got on around the
- 22:52Speaker 4: same time. So I was like right up front and
- 22:54Speaker 4: she started to take a selfie and people were like
- 22:57Speaker 4: screaming at me to get down. Like they thought I
- 22:59Speaker 4: was trying to be in the photo. And you know me,
- 23:02Speaker 4: I really wasn't. I was just like, I just happened
- 23:04Speaker 4: to be here. And like grown women were like yelling
- 23:07Speaker 4: at me to get down because they wanted to make
- 23:08Speaker 4: sure they were in. My hair was probably blocking somebody
- 23:11Speaker 4: or something. Anyway, the selfie never made the internet anyway.
- 23:14Speaker 4: So I yelled out for no reason.
- 23:16Speaker 2: They thought it would be that Ellen moment, the most
- 23:18Speaker 2: famous selfie at the Oscars. But she is a good friend, Taylor.
- 23:23Speaker 2: You know, she is being very good friends to Sophie Turner,
- 23:26Speaker 2: who used to be, or is now divorcing Joe Jonas,
- 23:30Speaker 2: who she, Taylor, used to date. And now they're having
- 23:33Speaker 2: this custody battle. It's not nice. And so she's with
- 23:37Speaker 2: her a lot. But also she picked up two more friends,
- 23:41Speaker 2: according to this Daily Mail. Miles Teller and his wife,
- 23:46Speaker 2: they were just seen arriving at her home. Wait, who's
- 23:49Speaker 2: Miles Teller? Miles Teller is the cute guy that was,
- 23:53Speaker 2: I think, in Top Gun.
- 23:55Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
- 23:56Speaker 2: So, I mean, she's just collecting a lot of cool people.
- 23:58Speaker 4: Doesn't she live in New York part time?
- 24:00Speaker 2: She has a big, yeah, she has a gorgeous condo there. Yeah,
- 24:03Speaker 2: in New York City. Yeah.
- 24:06Speaker 4: Well, she's collecting friends. There's still one waiting here.
- 24:09Speaker 2: You know. I also, okay, I also have like a, okay,
- 24:12Speaker 2: you know how like Notting Hill or whatever was about,
- 24:16Speaker 2: you remember the movie Notting Hill? About a regular person
- 24:19Speaker 2: with a movie star. Okay, I think whether this becomes
- 24:23Speaker 2: anything or not, I think this could be such a
- 24:25Speaker 2: good movie, which people would be like, obviously this is
- 24:27Speaker 2: the Taylor Travis story. But you take it like a
- 24:30Speaker 2: little twist. This is like a new dry bar type
- 24:32Speaker 2: of movie that you could watch while you get your
- 24:34Speaker 2: hair blown out. And I think it's the singer gets
- 24:37Speaker 2: with the football player, but instead of his brother, Jason,
- 24:43Speaker 2: who's cute but not as cute, he's married with kids, right?
- 24:46Speaker 4: I think so.
- 24:47Speaker 2: Okay, but in my movie, he.
- 24:49Speaker 4: is a widow.
- 24:51Speaker 2: Oh. Okay, but he's got a couple kids.
- 24:53Speaker 4: Okay.
- 24:54Speaker 2: And Travis is a player and she gets with him.
- 24:56Speaker 2: But in the movie then, she ends up actually falling
- 25:01Speaker 2: in love with Jason, the widow.
- 25:04Speaker 4: So she goes out with both brothers?
- 25:06Speaker 2: No, she's like, it's like a PR thing and he's
- 25:09Speaker 2: kind of hitting on her and he's kind of using
- 25:11Speaker 2: her and she's kind of using him and she's shallow.
- 25:13Speaker 4: Oh, and they're not really dating.
- 25:14Speaker 2: But then once she really starts meeting Jason... No, I
- 25:18Speaker 2: got it. They both need a PR boost in my movie.
- 25:21Speaker 2: They both need a PR boost because they've had bad
- 25:23Speaker 2: things happen in their careers.
- 25:24Speaker 5: Oh, love it.
- 25:24Speaker 2: So they get together.
- 25:25Speaker 4: Got it.
- 25:27Speaker 2: Because they're both kind of shallow assholes. But then with
- 25:29Speaker 2: her having to hang out with the dad and the
- 25:31Speaker 2: other brother, she falls in love with the other brother
- 25:34Speaker 2: because she never really got with Travis. and then they
- 25:37Speaker 2: end up together.
- 25:38Speaker 4: I feel like you should stop talking because the writer's
- 25:40Speaker 4: strike is over and someone can write this. I would
- 25:42Speaker 4: watch that.
- 25:42Speaker 2: I love coming up with movie ideas that I never
- 25:44Speaker 2: will execute.
- 25:45Speaker 4: I would watch that movie.
- 25:46Speaker 2: Hugh Jackman, married for 27 years. His wife is 67.
- 25:50Speaker 2: They were kind of one of the first couples that
- 25:53Speaker 2: were a little, she was a little bit older than him.
- 25:55Speaker 2: She's beautiful and everything. It sounds to me like she
- 25:58Speaker 2: was the one That filed or pushed it because he
- 26:01Speaker 2: said he was so devastating. But now they say he
- 26:04Speaker 2: is out. He is dating.
- 26:06Speaker 4: He was at the game with Taylor Swift, wasn't he?
- 26:08Speaker 2: He was there. Well, Daily Mail is saying there are
- 26:12Speaker 2: rumors of several women interested in dating him.
- 26:14Speaker 4: He's not out dating.
- 26:15Speaker 2: Including people like Kylie Minogue, Jennifer Aniston, Sofia Vergara, and
- 26:21Speaker 2: Sofia Bush. Sofia Bush is too young for him.
- 26:25Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 26:26Speaker 2: But a Jennifer Aniston... I think that... That'd be a
- 26:29Speaker 2: nice couple. And Sofia Vergara, that would be interesting.
- 26:33Speaker 4: Well, also, of course, all those people would be interested
- 26:37Speaker 4: in dating him. I mean, I don't know him personally, obviously,
- 26:39Speaker 4: but he doesn't have like a bad reputation, does he?
- 26:42Speaker 2: No, I mean.
- 26:43Speaker 4: So he's just a hot single bachelor now with a
- 26:45Speaker 4: lot of money. I mean... Yeah, I mean... But what
- 26:48Speaker 4: was he doing at the gate? Is he friends with
- 26:50Speaker 4: Taylor Swift?
- 26:50Speaker 2: I don't know why he was in the booth with
- 26:52Speaker 2: Taylor Swift.
- 26:53Speaker 4: And Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively.
- 26:54Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 26:55Speaker 2: I know that she and Blake Lively are really close.
- 26:57Speaker 2: They've been friends for a long time. And there was
- 26:59Speaker 2: one moment where people thought she was saying, look at
- 27:01Speaker 2: how cute his face is.
- 27:02Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 27:03Speaker 2: And she's like, like so excited with her friend. It
- 27:06Speaker 2: was a good girl moment of like.
- 27:08Speaker 4: It was cute.
- 27:09Speaker 2: Like I'm having good sex. I like this guy and
- 27:12Speaker 2: he's a good guy.
- 27:14Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh, I know. It's fun. I love, again, I
- 27:17Speaker 4: love it for her.
- 27:18Speaker 2: And I mean, the mom, the mom doesn't have any daughters,
- 27:21Speaker 2: does she?
- 27:21Speaker 4: I don't think so. I don't know.
- 27:23Speaker 2: To have that as a, she'd be a good daughter-in-law. Okay.
- 27:27Speaker 2: So what do you think about Tom Brady? Supposedly this
- 27:31Speaker 2: seems like this and Kim Kardashian. I don't even know
- 27:34Speaker 2: if this has any legs. I don't think it's a
- 27:36Speaker 2: real thing. So she went to a fashion show. She
- 27:40Speaker 2: went to the Beckham fashion show, Victoria Beckham. And she
- 27:43Speaker 2: wore this pretty purple dress and she went and when she,
- 27:46Speaker 2: I guess she was late and she said hi to,
- 27:51Speaker 2: what's Beckham's first name? The husband. David.
- 27:53Speaker 4: David.
- 27:54Speaker 2: She said hi to David and then Anna Wintour was there.
- 27:58Speaker 2: And then she sat down and then Anna Wintour got
- 28:01Speaker 2: up and left. And then people said she only left
- 28:03Speaker 2: because she wanted to go to another fashion show right after.
- 28:05Speaker 2: Other people said she got up and she left because
- 28:07Speaker 2: she was so sick. Of Kim holding up the fashion
- 28:10Speaker 2: show because she was holding up the fashion show.
- 28:12Speaker 4: Oh, well, that is rude.
- 28:13Speaker 2: But anyway, then they went to a party after and
- 28:15Speaker 2: they were hanging out. At the after party, Brady and
- 28:18Speaker 2: Kardashian were talking. Oh, it was Jay-Z's VIP blackjack party. And, ew,
- 28:24Speaker 2: French Montana was there. That's Khloe's old boyfriend. Little baby.
- 28:28Speaker 2: Also got a lot of people here.
- 28:29Speaker 4: Fat Joe. Well, I feel like they probably, I mean,
- 28:32Speaker 4: just because.
- 28:32Speaker 2: Didn't Fat Joe lose weight?
- 28:33Speaker 4: Yes, I think so. Medium Joe.
- 28:36Speaker 2: Medium Joe.
- 28:37Speaker 4: Medium Joe. Midsize Joe. I think, I mean, I don't know.
- 28:43Speaker 4: I don't see it, but I also have no idea.
- 28:45Speaker 4: But also I feel like, of course they're going to
- 28:47Speaker 4: talk if they're both at a party.
- 28:49Speaker 2: They know each other. There is nothing happening here.
- 28:52Speaker 4: I don't think so.
- 28:53Speaker 2: The momentum would have happened. There's nothing happening there. Meanwhile,
- 28:57Speaker 2: David Beckham, sorry I forgot his name, David Beckham and
- 28:59Speaker 2: Victoria Beckham, they have some show out on Netflix that's
- 29:04Speaker 2: kind of about their life or whatever. That's coming out.
- 29:07Speaker 2: It's like four episodes. And they talk about how like
- 29:12Speaker 2: 20 years ago, they've been together 25 years ago, but
- 29:14Speaker 2: like 20 years ago, he had this assistant and there
- 29:17Speaker 2: were tabloid rumors that he was having an affair with her.
- 29:20Speaker 2: And she in it says, this was the hardest time
- 29:23Speaker 2: of my life. And she gets really vulnerable in the documentary.
- 29:26Speaker 2: But in all the articles I read, and I think
- 29:28Speaker 2: in the show, they don't ever reveal if it was
- 29:30Speaker 2: true or not. She just said the rumors were hard
- 29:33Speaker 2: to take in the press.
- 29:34Speaker 4: Oh, but do you think they're going to talk about
- 29:36Speaker 4: it in the new documentary?
- 29:37Speaker 2: No, I think that that's all we get so we
- 29:40Speaker 2: still don't know if it's true so it's like kind
- 29:41Speaker 2: of like a cock tease yeah kind of like i
- 29:45Speaker 2: mean I guess you're just to assume whatever. You can
- 29:48Speaker 2: assume that it was real. You can assume that we're
- 29:50Speaker 2: not going to say anything because the woman still is
- 29:52Speaker 2: walking on this earth and they don't want her to
- 29:55Speaker 2: get shit. But they want to be honest about all
- 29:57Speaker 2: the hard times in their life. So they might be like, yeah,
- 29:59Speaker 2: we're going to talk about the rumors, but I'm never
- 30:00Speaker 2: going to... They never admit if it was true or not,
- 30:04Speaker 2: just that it was a hard time in their marriage.
- 30:05Speaker 4: I mean, it's kind of smart.
- 30:07Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so too. Because you're like, I'm not
- 30:09Speaker 2: going to gloss over it, but I'm not going to
- 30:11Speaker 2: say if it was true or not because... Even if
- 30:13Speaker 2: it wasn't true, anyone would say public rumors about it
- 30:16Speaker 2: would be hard. Right.
- 30:17Speaker 4: And then if you also do admit that it's true,
- 30:19Speaker 4: then you have to go through a whole nother thing.
- 30:21Speaker 2: And find her to be interviewed.
- 30:23Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 30:23Speaker 2: And then the girl's being interviewed and she's being crucified
- 30:25Speaker 2: and then, or, um, yeah. And then, or then people
- 30:30Speaker 2: then pick apart your marriage now and obviously they're doing
- 30:33Speaker 2: fine now.
- 30:33Speaker 4: And they have kids.
- 30:34Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 30:34Speaker 2: Their kids are all, and the one boy is married. Oh, right.
- 30:37Speaker 4: They're a bit grown, but still you don't like.
- 30:39Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 30:39Speaker 2: They have four kids and like, yeah, they do just fine.
- 30:42Speaker 2: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills trailer season 13 came out.
- 30:45Speaker 4: Oh, that's right.
- 30:46Speaker 2: And? And my voice is heard in the trailer. Because
- 30:52Speaker 2: it's a lot about Kyle and Mauricio. And you hear
- 30:54Speaker 2: me talking from some episode of this. They wrote me
- 30:58Speaker 2: and said, can we use something from Juicy Scoop? I'm like, sure.
- 31:00Speaker 2: I didn't know what capacity. I don't know if they're
- 31:02Speaker 2: going to use me more in the show if this
- 31:03Speaker 2: was the only time. But you just hear my voice.
- 31:06Speaker 2: And you hear a couple other commentators' voice. Two other guys,
- 31:09Speaker 2: I think. Zach Peters, somebody else talking about this breaking
- 31:12Speaker 2: news when they get separated. And you hear me say,
- 31:16Speaker 2: you know, for a long time, we've always heard the
- 31:18Speaker 2: rumors about Mauricio, something like that. So then someone would,
- 31:22Speaker 2: I guess, just listen to the trailer and they did
- 31:24Speaker 2: the writing, you know, the Chiron, like spelling it out
- 31:28Speaker 2: for you. And it says this man, three, there's always
- 31:35Speaker 2: been rumors about Mauricio. I'm man three.
- 31:40Speaker 4: You're not even man one. I'm Luann.
- 31:42Speaker 2: I'm Luann Mann. So at least the machine thought I
- 31:48Speaker 2: was a man. Maybe that's why I got chosen. If
- 31:51Speaker 2: they knew I was a woman, I wouldn't have been picked.
- 31:53Speaker 4: That's right. Well, they knew because they wrote you and
- 31:57Speaker 4: asked you.
- 31:57Speaker 2: But the subtitle AI guy doesn't know. Right. The robot
- 32:02Speaker 2: doesn't know. They thought I sounded like a man.
- 32:05Speaker 4: I mean, welcome to my world, you know. I mean,
- 32:09Speaker 4: it's just how it is. Excuse me, sir. Can I
- 32:13Speaker 4: help you with your Peloton equipment?
- 32:14Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 32:15Speaker 4: That's people talking to me. Oh, when you talk. When
- 32:18Speaker 4: I call any kind of customer service.
- 32:20Speaker 2: Ross Matthews says the same thing. They're always like, hold
- 32:22Speaker 2: one moment, ma'am.
- 32:23Speaker 4: He's like, what?
- 32:27Speaker 2: So Marisa is doing Dancing with the Stars, Kyle's ex-husband.
- 32:31Speaker 2: And so it's all going to be all about their relationship,
- 32:37Speaker 2: their separation. Her being with this country star, is it sexual?
- 32:40Speaker 2: If it's not, have you... You like country music. Have
- 32:42Speaker 2: you heard of Morgan Wade?
- 32:43Speaker 5: Yes.
- 32:44Speaker 2: Had you heard of Morgan Wade before Kyle started fingering her?
- 32:49Speaker 5: No. No.
- 32:50Speaker 2: Well, have you heard of this song? I'm gonna make
- 32:53Speaker 2: you love my.
- 32:54Speaker 4: Is that the one with her in the video?
- 32:57Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 32:57Speaker 4: Yes. So, no, I had not heard of her before her.
- 33:00Speaker 2: Okay.
- 33:00Speaker 4: So, even though you're a country person... Are they actually
- 33:02Speaker 4: doing stuff?
- 33:04Speaker 2: They say we... They say... No, we're just friends.
- 33:07Speaker 5: Oh.
- 33:07Speaker 2: But in the trailer, you see Dorit being like, I mean,
- 33:12Speaker 2: you put the initial of her name on your body, Kyle.
- 33:17Speaker 2: I mean, doesn't that mean something, mind you? You only
- 33:19Speaker 2: have five tattoos and one of it is Morgan Wade
- 33:23Speaker 2: or vice versa. Right. I think Morgan has all these tattoos.
- 33:26Speaker 2: She put a K that is Kyle's handwriting on her body.
- 33:32Speaker 4: Okay.
- 33:33Speaker 2: And then... And then Kyle has some type of small
- 33:37Speaker 2: tattoo that represents Morgan Wade.
- 33:39Speaker 4: Okay. I have a tattoo that says Heather. Never shown
- 33:43Speaker 4: it to you before.
- 33:44Speaker 2: I'm going to make you love me. What if that
- 33:48Speaker 2: was your only tattoo? And you're just like, yeah, like
- 33:53Speaker 2: one day you really helped me out in a sketch
- 33:57Speaker 2: and I went to the tattoo parlor in 2010. You
- 33:59Speaker 2: don't have any tats, right? No.
- 34:02Speaker 3: No.
- 34:03Speaker 2: No.
- 34:04Speaker 4: I like tattoos, but I just don't want to get one.
- 34:05Speaker 2: I like tattoos, too. I like tattoos on people, too. Anyway,
- 34:11Speaker 2: Erica Jane, she's going to have a special about her
- 34:13Speaker 2: Las Vegas residency, like a three-parter.
- 34:16Speaker 6: Okay.
- 34:17Speaker 2: Where we're going to get to see her being like, Mickey,
- 34:20Speaker 2: come here. Pat the puss. Pat the puss. It's expensive
- 34:22Speaker 2: to be me. And show her how hard it is.
- 34:26Speaker 2: I feel like everybody always wants that documentary. I always
- 34:29Speaker 2: think about if I was to have a documentary, it's
- 34:30Speaker 2: just me. Just like, you know, plugging in the iPad.
- 34:34Speaker 2: This is what it's like every day.
- 34:36Speaker 4: I feel like it would have to be like a
- 34:40Speaker 4: one part documentary. I don't know if you can stretch
- 34:42Speaker 4: that into three.
- 34:43Speaker 2: Getting in my car. Someone's driving. Are we getting, are
- 34:47Speaker 2: we going to Target later?
- 34:52Speaker 4: Just a bunch of this.
- 34:53Speaker 2: It's all about the mouse. The only time, the only
- 34:56Speaker 2: highlight of the whole documentary is when the mouse came.
- 34:59Speaker 2: I wonder if you're just shooting a documentary and things
- 35:01Speaker 2: are so– because she's shooting– Kyle's shooting a documentary with
- 35:04Speaker 2: Morgan Wade. And I– if I– I know everyone that's
- 35:09Speaker 2: fucking listening to Juicy Scoop. If there is a recent
- 35:12Speaker 2: documentary that we can track back that was currently in
- 35:15Speaker 2: production when my mouse crashed my event and somebody has
- 35:21Speaker 2: a mouse or a rat interrupt a show, then I'm
- 35:25Speaker 2: going to know that they did grab it from captivity
- 35:27Speaker 2: and they did copy my life.
- 35:29Speaker 4: Yeah, it'll be. And it'll be like, would you be honored, though?
- 35:32Speaker 4: It'll be like a little nod to you.
- 35:34Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. I'll be honored. And they can also fan
- 35:36Speaker 2: on stage if they want.
- 35:38Speaker 4: What is their documentary about, the Kyle and Morgan one?
- 35:41Speaker 2: It's about her music.
- 35:42Speaker 3: Oh.
- 35:43Speaker 2: And how this pretty lady DM'd me. I'd never heard
- 35:47Speaker 2: of a reality show before, let alone Beverly Hills. And
- 35:50Speaker 2: she happened to be there, from there. And we started talking.
- 35:54Speaker 2: She stalked me, slid in there. And then we realized
- 35:58Speaker 2: we had a lot of comment. We knew people, you know,
- 36:00Speaker 2: that had been sick. And I have, you know, and
- 36:03Speaker 2: so we were going to focus on that and the music.
- 36:06Speaker 4: Oh, and Kyle's producing it or? Yeah.
- 36:08Speaker 2: Oh. Kyle's there. We went to Paris together.
- 36:11Speaker 4: I cannot wait to not watch that.
- 36:13Speaker 2: I sat on her lap. That is so funny. I
- 36:17Speaker 2: cannot wait to not watch that. Well, I made you
- 36:19Speaker 2: watch something that. Honestly, if you wanted to file a lawsuit.
- 36:25Speaker 5: Yes.
- 36:26Speaker 4: Harassment.
- 36:27Speaker 2: For trauma. And you can show the text of where
- 36:31Speaker 2: I said, hey, can you watch this show so we
- 36:33Speaker 2: can discuss it on Juicy Scoop?
- 36:34Speaker 4: Twice. I have two texts from you about it.
- 36:38Speaker 2: I had you watch it before I watched it. Yes.
- 36:40Speaker 2: Because I had time yesterday and you said, I watched.
- 36:43Speaker 2: I go, did you watch it? Should we watch it?
- 36:45Speaker 2: You're like, you made me watch one. I'll only watch one.
- 36:49Speaker 2: And you're going to die. And it is. The Naked Attraction.
- 36:56Speaker 4: Naked Attraction.
- 36:57Speaker 2: I think it's out of the UK or something. It's
- 36:58Speaker 2: on Max.
- 36:59Speaker 4: Yeah, there's like six seasons, which I didn't know. I
- 37:04Speaker 4: think they just bought it. It had already aired because
- 37:10Speaker 4: I mentioned it to John. And he just casually goes, yeah,
- 37:14Speaker 4: it gets old real fast.
- 37:16Speaker 2: It's disgusting.
- 37:17Speaker 4: I couldn't watch past one episode.
- 37:19Speaker 2: You'd have to pay me so much money to watch
- 37:21Speaker 2: any more of it. And apparently it's like a hit.
- 37:26Speaker 2: All I can think about is if the only thing
- 37:29Speaker 2: I wish that I wish my parents were alive because
- 37:32Speaker 2: I would just be like, wow, I found a really
- 37:33Speaker 2: cool thing on Netflix. And like secretly, like honestly, you guys,
- 37:37Speaker 2: if you want to have a viral TikTok, get somebody
- 37:40Speaker 2: a little bit older in your life and go, mom,
- 37:42Speaker 2: there's a really fun dating show I want you to see.
- 37:44Speaker 2: Don't tell her anything about it. Turn on HBO Max.
- 37:49Speaker 2: Have the hidden iPhones. It is so atrocious.
- 37:53Speaker 4: Yeah, skip the preview. Just start it right. Because they
- 37:55Speaker 4: start right at the lower half. They reveal the lower
- 37:57Speaker 4: half like two seconds into the beginning of the show.
- 38:00Speaker 4: So there's this.
- 38:01Speaker 2: English woman who's the host of it. And she's bisexual.
- 38:05Speaker 2: And she's like, This is about naked attraction. You know,
- 38:08Speaker 2: we skip usually this is the end of a date
- 38:11Speaker 2: or when you're already in a relationship, you see what
- 38:14Speaker 2: the person's naked body is like. Here we're going to see.
- 38:17Speaker 2: And then so she brings out the first girl who's like,
- 38:23Speaker 2: I'm kind of polyamorous, whatever. And they start and they're
- 38:26Speaker 2: all in these boxes and the guys are naked and
- 38:29Speaker 2: they go up to their waist. So now she is
- 38:31Speaker 2: going up close with the host and inspecting their genitals.
- 38:35Speaker 5: Yes.
- 38:38Speaker 2: I mean, I want to puke. I want to puke
- 38:41Speaker 2: thinking about it, and I just... I was like, I
- 38:47Speaker 2: don't want to be ever single. I don't want to be...
- 38:49Speaker 2: I'm so glad I was born the year I was born.
- 38:51Speaker 2: I don't want to be born sooner, later in life. Like,
- 38:54Speaker 2: I'd die if I was 20. I just... Disgusting.
- 38:58Speaker 4: I don't know that I was as grossed out by
- 39:01Speaker 4: it as you were, but I just thought, how can
- 39:03Speaker 4: anyone keep watching this? I just, like, I get it. Like,
- 39:06Speaker 4: that's it. That's the bit. And also... You know, some
- 39:10Speaker 4: people need to exfoliate.
- 39:12Speaker 2: I know.
- 39:13Speaker 4: Or self-tanner. Yeah.
- 39:14Speaker 2: And trimming the pubes.
- 39:16Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 39:17Speaker 2: And, I mean, it wasn't even about, like, abs or whatever.
- 39:20Speaker 2: It was just, like, general maintenance that I was, like,
- 39:23Speaker 2: grossed out by. And then it was just.
- 39:25Speaker 4: General maintenance.
- 39:27Speaker 2: I was just like, oh, my God. Then they have
- 39:29Speaker 2: this other girl and she's bisexual so she has to
- 39:31Speaker 2: decide between half and half three girls and three boys
- 39:34Speaker 2: so then they zoom in on the girl's vaginal area
- 39:37Speaker 2: and how ours can look different and she's like So
- 39:42Speaker 2: are you someone that likes that kind of an outie
- 39:44Speaker 2: thing or not? I'm like, this is. And then I'm like,
- 39:47Speaker 2: the people that are naked there. I can't. They're getting nothing.
- 39:50Speaker 4: That's who I felt.
- 39:51Speaker 2: They might have gotten some snacks in the green room.
- 39:53Speaker 2: They're not getting money. There's no residuals. That's for sure.
- 39:57Speaker 2: And then they get rejected.
- 39:59Speaker 4: That was what was most disturbing to me. If someone
- 40:02Speaker 4: looked at your dick and was like, not that guy.
- 40:05Speaker 4: Or someone looked at your vagina and was like, not
- 40:07Speaker 4: that girl. Because at the beginning, they have to take
- 40:10Speaker 4: one or two people out just based on the lower half.
- 40:12Speaker 4: And then they go, they go. And then they all
- 40:14Speaker 4: of a sudden reveal all the way up to their face.
- 40:16Speaker 4: And then those two people come out. And then the
- 40:18Speaker 4: person picking has to go get naked to make it
- 40:21Speaker 4: even Steven. And then she picks between.
- 40:23Speaker 2: They all stand there naked between.
- 40:25Speaker 4: It's so awkward.
- 40:27Speaker 2: Through the person that is. I mean, the reason I
- 40:31Speaker 2: know about this show is because watching The View. And
- 40:34Speaker 2: is it Sonny who's on the show?
- 40:35Speaker 4: Yeah. Sonny?
- 40:37Speaker 2: She was like, I loved it. My partner and I
- 40:39Speaker 2: watched it all weekend. We couldn't stop. I'm like, what
- 40:42Speaker 2: kind of sick shit is the host of The View into?
- 40:45Speaker 2: I don't know anyone that would watch more than one.
- 40:47Speaker 4: Out of curiosity. Well, a friend of mine was like,
- 40:49Speaker 4: I'm on season six. Shut up. I was like, wait, stop.
- 40:53Speaker 4: He's a gay man. He said he didn't know that
- 40:55Speaker 4: he was like, he learned a lot. He didn't know
- 40:56Speaker 4: that vaginas were so, you know, such a variety. But wait,
- 40:59Speaker 4: was he in the box or was he a picker? No,
- 41:02Speaker 4: he watched it all.
- 41:04Speaker 2: Oh, not in.
- 41:05Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 41:05Speaker 4: No, no, no.
- 41:05Speaker 2: I thought you said that you had a friend who.
- 41:07Speaker 4: Was on it.
- 41:09Speaker 5: Oh, God.
- 41:09Speaker 4: No, no, no. He's watching up to season. He's like,
- 41:13Speaker 4: I said I could only watch one because he had
- 41:16Speaker 4: suggested it too. And he said, well, I'm on season
- 41:18Speaker 4: six and I think it's amazing. So I guess it's like.
- 41:22Speaker 4: An educational? A car wreck you can't look away from.
- 41:25Speaker 2: I could look away and I'm never going back.
- 41:28Speaker 4: But I thought what John said was accurate. It just
- 41:30Speaker 4: gets old fast. All of a sudden you're like, okay,
- 41:33Speaker 4: next episode is just more people looking at six penises
- 41:37Speaker 4: or six vaginas or three and three and trying to pick.
- 41:40Speaker 2: Well, there was one guy that had an enormous appendage,
- 41:44Speaker 2: as they'd say.
- 41:45Speaker 4: And he had an elephant tattoo around it.
- 41:48Speaker 7: What?
- 41:48Speaker 4: Did you see that guy?
- 41:49Speaker 2: It was an elephant tattoo, rather?
- 41:51Speaker 4: He had like the outline of an elephant tattoo around it.
- 41:53Speaker 4: And then his bean was the trunk.
- 41:54Speaker 2: Oh, it was like the elephant ears. I didn't get that.
- 41:57Speaker 4: Yeah, and his dick was the trunk.
- 41:59Speaker 2: I was focused on, there was one guy who had
- 42:02Speaker 2: very severe bow legs. You know where your legs don't
- 42:06Speaker 2: go straight? Yeah. And not that that matters, but I mean,
- 42:09Speaker 2: that's kind of interesting. And then there was another person
- 42:12Speaker 2: who was an amputee.
- 42:15Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the guy that had the elephant thing.
- 42:17Speaker 2: Well, I mean, thank God he was blessed with a
- 42:18Speaker 2: nice penis, I guess. But whatever. It was just, it
- 42:21Speaker 2: was goodbye.
- 42:22Speaker 4: I don't need to watch it. She picked him and
- 42:23Speaker 4: then they went on a date and then I fast forwarded.
- 42:25Speaker 2: Now we're going to go to a whole nother dating show,
- 42:27Speaker 2: complete opposite, The Golden Bachelor.
- 42:29Speaker 4: Okay.
- 42:31Speaker 2: You watched it. Let's hear your thoughts.
- 42:33Speaker 4: I have not watched The Bachelor in forever because I
- 42:37Speaker 4: was just, I just thought it got really repetitive. I
- 42:39Speaker 4: was excited to watch this one. I was curious. I thought,
- 42:42Speaker 4: My only concern was it was going to be like
- 42:44Speaker 4: a bit of a tearjerker because he's a widow. And
- 42:47Speaker 4: then I figured there might be some widowers on there, too. But, yeah,
- 42:52Speaker 4: that's there. But it's a nice story. His kids are
- 42:55Speaker 4: encouraging him to go. Not nice that she died, but
- 42:57Speaker 4: you know what I mean. He obviously loved his wife.
- 43:00Speaker 4: He talks about her. And then he's like, his kids
- 43:02Speaker 4: are encouraging him. I enjoyed it. I will watch it. I.
- 43:08Speaker 4: Wish they hadn't made them do like bits getting out
- 43:10Speaker 4: of the limo. A couple of them didn't. But I
- 43:12Speaker 4: was like, don't make the 60-year-olds do the same bits
- 43:14Speaker 4: the 20-year-olds do. Let them just have a nice time.
- 43:17Speaker 4: But there doesn't– I don't know. I'm curious if it's
- 43:20Speaker 4: going to get– I think it looks like it gets
- 43:22Speaker 4: dramatic because of feelings. But I don't know if there's
- 43:24Speaker 4: going to be like catfights.
- 43:26Speaker 2: Chris, because we talked about this in the live show,
- 43:29Speaker 2: Chris had a really funny joke. He's like, well, the
- 43:31Speaker 2: fantasy suite is the first fantasy suite that has the
- 43:34Speaker 2: tub with the door.
- 43:35Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 43:41Speaker 2: Which whenever I see an ad for one of those
- 43:43Speaker 2: tubs with the doors, I'm just, like, fascinated. How does
- 43:45Speaker 2: the water not slip out? I'm just, like, shocked that
- 43:47Speaker 2: that can be sealed. Anyway.
- 43:49Speaker 4: Well, did you notice how they started it, though? Like,
- 43:52Speaker 4: because they normally start it with him, like, them showering.
- 43:55Speaker 4: And it was him putting on his hearing aids. I
- 43:57Speaker 4: was like, okay. We get it. He's in his 70s. I, um.
- 44:04Speaker 2: I think it's great. I'm going to continue to watch
- 44:06Speaker 2: it as well. I mean, he is appealing. I knew
- 44:08Speaker 2: he would have to be a widow because do you
- 44:10Speaker 2: imagine if there was just a wife out there? Either
- 44:14Speaker 2: she would have to be like there for like, you know,
- 44:17Speaker 2: the hometowns and the two ladies have to get together.
- 44:20Speaker 2: Maybe that'll be next season. But it would be if
- 44:23Speaker 2: you did have an ex-wife and then she was just
- 44:25Speaker 2: out there just like revealing shit about him throughout the
- 44:29Speaker 2: entire season. the way people do about like people on
- 44:32Speaker 2: these shows are all of a sudden on The Bachelor,
- 44:34Speaker 2: somebody just tweets like, ask about what he did to
- 44:38Speaker 2: the two girls on prom night.
- 44:40Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 44:40Speaker 2: You know, and then you're like, what? Or like they
- 44:43Speaker 2: figured out that one girl went to that, to that dance,
- 44:49Speaker 2: that fraternity dance that was like not appropriate for today
- 44:53Speaker 2: in the South. Oh, right.
- 44:54Speaker 4: She went on a plantation.
- 44:56Speaker 2: She went on a plantation or the Annabella dance. Right.
- 44:59Speaker 2: Stuff like that. Like, like, Hopefully there won't be anything
- 45:02Speaker 2: that comes out about this guy because he was married
- 45:04Speaker 2: to a woman and unfortunately she passed.
- 45:06Speaker 4: You almost want the spouse to be dead because they're
- 45:09Speaker 4: sitting at 70. There's too much. There's like way too much.
- 45:12Speaker 2: Like, you know, oh, let me tell you what he
- 45:14Speaker 2: gave me on Christmas, you know, 12 years ago. You know,
- 45:18Speaker 2: he's not that great. You know, like you can't. But
- 45:22Speaker 2: the women are all like really attractive and, you know,
- 45:26Speaker 2: put together and very fit a lot. They were saying
- 45:29Speaker 2: this isn't a representation. They are not because they're like
- 45:31Speaker 2: the best of the best. Like they're, they're, they're put
- 45:34Speaker 2: together and they look good. They've had work done, but
- 45:37Speaker 2: not too much work done. Everyone has like beautiful hair,
- 45:39Speaker 2: whether it's gray or highlighted, whatever.
- 45:41Speaker 4: But, well, I think it's a good, I liked it
- 45:43Speaker 4: in that sense too, because it's a good reminder that,
- 45:46Speaker 4: you know, in your sixties and your seventies, like people
- 45:49Speaker 4: are still fit. People look good. Like it's not, you know,
- 45:53Speaker 4: what I like.
- 45:53Speaker 2: Is that the girls are good and are not going
- 45:55Speaker 2: to be like tearing each other down because they're like, look,
- 45:59Speaker 2: I'm 60 something years old. I've been single. I've dated.
- 46:03Speaker 2: None of these girls are like brand new to dating.
- 46:06Speaker 4: I've dated.
- 46:06Speaker 2: I know it's slim pickings, but if I could make
- 46:08Speaker 2: some other nice girlfriends here that want to go on
- 46:11Speaker 2: a cruise to Europe with me, like, let's do it.
- 46:14Speaker 2: Like so many women find really strong friendships, whether they're
- 46:19Speaker 2: have a husband alive or not, like in later in life.
- 46:21Speaker 2: So it's like, I think they're going to, that's why
- 46:24Speaker 2: I would do it if I was one of them.
- 46:25Speaker 4: That's going to be the real love story? I was
- 46:26Speaker 4: about to say that.
- 46:27Speaker 2: Yeah, like just finding great friendships and like, yeah.
- 46:29Speaker 4: If John died, I would go on the Golden Bachelor
- 46:31Speaker 4: just to make like a fun girlfriend.
- 46:33Speaker 2: I mean, I'm hoping that if Peter dies that, you know,
- 46:35Speaker 2: he dies at the same time as my brother-in-law. And
- 46:38Speaker 2: Shannon and I just can be together. We would never
- 46:41Speaker 2: date anybody else. I'm like, if I could just live
- 46:43Speaker 2: with my sister and my girlfriends post.
- 46:46Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
- 46:47Speaker 2: I'm not going to try to live with someone else.
- 46:48Speaker 2: I don't need to find another dude with a bad
- 46:50Speaker 2: knee walking around. I don't need it.
- 46:53Speaker 4: Does Peter have a bad knee?
- 46:54Speaker 5: No.
- 46:54Speaker 4: Well, sometimes.
- 46:56Speaker 2: Sometimes I feel like, what's going on? Why is there
- 47:00Speaker 2: a new brace coming to the house?
- 47:02Speaker 4: It happens. It does. I, um, wait, what did I just,
- 47:08Speaker 4: I just thought of something. About this, the women.
- 47:10Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 47:11Speaker 4: Making friends. Yeah.
- 47:13Speaker 7: Well.
- 47:14Speaker 4: Oh, because the one that came on.
- 47:16Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 47:16Speaker 4: Did you catch? So she, she's on because her and
- 47:19Speaker 4: her best friend used to watch together. Oh, okay. And
- 47:22Speaker 4: then her best friend has cancer. So she, her, her
- 47:24Speaker 4: friend that had cancer was like, you got to get
- 47:26Speaker 4: on the golden bachelor. And so when she got out
- 47:28Speaker 4: of the limo, I think her friend's name was Roberta.
- 47:30Speaker 4: I might be wrong, but if it was, she was like, Roberta,
- 47:33Speaker 4: we made it. And then he's like, who's Roberta? She's like,
- 47:35Speaker 4: she's my best friend. And then... Maybe her name wasn't Roberta,
- 47:38Speaker 4: but that's what I'm remembering. Anyway. But then at the
- 47:41Speaker 4: end of the episode, they said, in loving memory of...
- 47:44Speaker 4: And so her friend died before it aired.
- 47:47Speaker 2: Do you know that Chris reported that on our live show?
- 47:51Speaker 2: And he thought one of the contestants already died.
- 47:54Speaker 4: No.
- 47:55Speaker 7: It was.
- 47:55Speaker 4: I don't know why I'm laughing. Frangela, pay attention.
- 48:03Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
- 48:04Speaker 4: No. But... And I was like, oh my God.
- 48:09Speaker 2: And then we were like saying, God, is every week
- 48:10Speaker 2: they're just going to, could there be another one? And
- 48:12Speaker 2: you have like it ready.
- 48:13Speaker 4: They're only in their 60s and 70s. They're not, they're young. No,
- 48:17Speaker 4: but he, yes, it was the girl that came on.
- 48:19Speaker 4: Her friends already had passed. I mean, obviously she knew
- 48:23Speaker 4: that she got on it, but she, she passed before
- 48:25Speaker 4: it aired.
- 48:26Speaker 2: They can't watch it together. But I'm excited to watch it.
- 48:29Speaker 2: Now this woman, she is suing Walt Disney World for $ 50, 000
- 48:33Speaker 2: over an indoor, injurious wedgie on the water slide so
- 48:39Speaker 2: she went down the water slide and she said it
- 48:42Speaker 2: went so up her crotch that she was bleeding a
- 48:45Speaker 2: little bit and then she had to call an ambulance
- 48:49Speaker 2: but i think she was one of those people that.
- 48:51Speaker 4: How does a wedgie do that though i know that
- 48:54Speaker 4: she went to the hospital and.
- 48:56Speaker 2: I mean she's only suing for 50 000 so i'm
- 48:59Speaker 2: sure she'll get something but like listen You're going down
- 49:03Speaker 2: the water slide. Shit like that happens. I mean, I've
- 49:06Speaker 2: been down so many water slides with my kids.
- 49:09Speaker 4: But how does a wedgie get that vibe? It doesn't.
- 49:13Speaker 2: I don't believe this woman.
- 49:14Speaker 4: It sounds like she ran over something more like it.
- 49:18Speaker 4: First of all, if that happened. to me, I'm not
- 49:21Speaker 4: sure I'd even have the– I don't even know if
- 49:23Speaker 4: I'd want to sue because I wouldn't want this headline
- 49:26Speaker 4: out there.
- 49:27Speaker 2: Listen, I've had some– I remember I was at a
- 49:29Speaker 2: water slide with the kids when they were little. And
- 49:32Speaker 2: I went down something and it kind of brought on
- 49:35Speaker 2: my period. Okay?
- 49:36Speaker 5: Oh, God.
- 49:37Speaker 2: So I was just like, I have to go back
- 49:38Speaker 2: to the room right now. And I like had a
- 49:40Speaker 2: towel and I've been, I think I just said to Drake,
- 49:44Speaker 2: like watch Brandon. I've got to go. I've, I need
- 49:47Speaker 2: to get a tampon, you know? And Brandon's like, what's
- 49:50Speaker 2: a tampon. And Drake so loud is like, it's a
- 49:54Speaker 2: bandaid for your vagina. I was just like, this is
- 49:59Speaker 2: the worst. Like you try to be a boy mom
- 50:03Speaker 2: and you try to do some shit. And then it's like,
- 50:05Speaker 2: You try to like, oh, it's fun. I'll go down
- 50:07Speaker 2: this scary thing. And I did go down one of
- 50:08Speaker 2: those where it was like, it was like whoosh.
- 50:11Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't like that. Maybe it can be that
- 50:14Speaker 4: devastating then. Wait, I have a good one.
- 50:16Speaker 2: Yes, please tell.
- 50:16Speaker 4: It wasn't a wedgie. But when I was 30, I
- 50:20Speaker 4: went to Mexico with one of my girlfriends and we
- 50:23Speaker 4: went to swim with dolphins. And so at the end,
- 50:28Speaker 4: I forget how it worked exactly, but they kind of
- 50:30Speaker 4: show you that you basically– I don't want to see you.
- 50:33Speaker 4: I don't, I forget how, it's almost like you, the, the,
- 50:35Speaker 4: the dolphins end up lifting you up at the very
- 50:37Speaker 4: end for a photo, right? So I'm wearing a bikini
- 50:42Speaker 4: and the dolphins at the very end lift me up
- 50:44Speaker 4: for the photo and my bikini bottoms fell.
- 50:49Speaker 2: Just like naked attraction and they saw your full vag.
- 50:52Speaker 4: Full vag.
- 50:52Speaker 5: Yes.
- 50:53Speaker 2: Did they take the photo too?
- 50:54Speaker 4: They took the photo.
- 50:55Speaker 2: Stop it.
- 50:56Speaker 4: But I, so first of all, it happened. I, luckily
- 50:59Speaker 4: it's really fast, but there's like all these people.
- 51:01Speaker 2: Did your friends see it?
- 51:02Speaker 4: Oh yeah. There's all these people on a bridge like
- 51:04Speaker 4: watching you. I mean, I heard like howling and I
- 51:07Speaker 4: was like, oh my God. So then I start to
- 51:11Speaker 4: like try to find, cause they came all the way off.
- 51:14Speaker 4: They came all the way off. And I, all I,
- 51:17Speaker 4: all I heard was this guy that works there. He goes, Hey, miss,
- 51:20Speaker 4: you left something in the water. I was like.
- 51:24Speaker 2: So wait, hold on. So you're swimming in the little
- 51:27Speaker 2: pool with the dolphins. And the dolphins, like, are mammals.
- 51:32Speaker 4: I mean, people say they're horny. They're horny. Apparently they are.
- 51:35Speaker 4: They made sure my bikini... And also, I think you're... Remember,
- 51:37Speaker 4: didn't we look it up and you.
- 51:38Speaker 2: Saw the little thing come out of it? You've seen
- 51:41Speaker 2: how the dolphin dick comes out of... It's almost like
- 51:46Speaker 2: a little vagina pouch, but a dick comes out of it.
- 51:49Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
- 51:49Speaker 2: And so, but you had to swim around and grab
- 51:52Speaker 2: it and then stick it on?
- 51:53Speaker 4: Yeah, they were kind of close by. I grabbed them.
- 51:55Speaker 4: I'm like humiliated. But then, and there's, you know how
- 51:58Speaker 4: these things are. There's no way out but to go
- 52:00Speaker 4: buy your photos because they want you to buy it.
- 52:03Speaker 2: Right.
- 52:03Speaker 4: So there's no other. It's not like I can go out.
- 52:05Speaker 4: I'm looking for an emergency exit. I'm looking for anything.
- 52:08Speaker 4: So we have to go. My girlfriend is buying hers.
- 52:11Speaker 4: And then they look at me and they're all like
- 52:13Speaker 4: trying to hold it together. And they're like, would you
- 52:15Speaker 4: like to see yours? It's in the back. And I go, no,
- 52:17Speaker 4: I'm good. I'm good. Like they didn't put it on
- 52:19Speaker 4: display like everyone else's because they were like, it's probably
- 52:23Speaker 4: still in the fucking back, by the way. It's probably
- 52:25Speaker 4: still hanging up somewhere.
- 52:26Speaker 2: Well, you know, you're not supposed to go swim with
- 52:28Speaker 2: dolphins anymore.
- 52:29Speaker 4: Well, that was.
- 52:30Speaker 2: I know it was a long time ago. But this
- 52:33Speaker 2: is what I think. And I'm probably going to get
- 52:35Speaker 2: some shit for it. I'm just a comedian with an opinion. Okay,
- 52:37Speaker 2: so just please. But if they're already there, the dolphins,
- 52:42Speaker 2: working at the Cancun water park to go swim with
- 52:47Speaker 2: the dolphins... They can't really be let out into the
- 52:50Speaker 2: wild at this point because they wouldn't know what to do.
- 52:53Speaker 2: So if you're performing like you and I perform sometimes,
- 52:58Speaker 2: we want there to be people in the seats. We
- 53:01Speaker 2: have to do the show whether there's two people or
- 53:03Speaker 2: whether there's 200. So the show is with other people.
- 53:07Speaker 2: So I'm saying I think the dolphins like when the
- 53:10Speaker 2: people come.
- 53:11Speaker 4: It's funny because I had it.
- 53:13Speaker 2: And do they not like it?
- 53:13Speaker 4: I'm a big, like, I don't like water parks and
- 53:15Speaker 4: I don't like that stuff. I don't like the SeaWorld.
- 53:17Speaker 4: So it is funny that I think back that at 30,
- 53:20Speaker 4: I was just like, sure, I'll swim with a dolphin
- 53:21Speaker 4: and didn't really think about like what that meant. I
- 53:25Speaker 4: didn't at the time. Yeah. But now I agree. So.
- 53:28Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, I haven't got, I.
- 53:30Speaker 4: But I thought they had some where it's like more,
- 53:32Speaker 4: but I guess not. I mean, I was going to say,
- 53:34Speaker 4: now I sound like an idiot, but I was thinking
- 53:36Speaker 4: they're more like they can go into the ocean, but
- 53:38Speaker 4: I guess not because then.
- 53:39Speaker 5: No.
- 53:40Speaker 4: They'd be like, oh, there's no dolphins here today.
- 53:41Speaker 2: Yeah, they wouldn't know what to do.
- 53:42Speaker 4: Right.
- 53:43Speaker 2: Listen, they got to see a nice vagina on a
- 53:48Speaker 2: Tuesday in Mexico 15 years ago. So, okay, a real
- 53:54Speaker 2: house as a Salt Lake City is pretty juicy. And
- 53:57Speaker 2: I just want to fill you in on some stuff.
- 54:00Speaker 2: So this girl, Angie, right here, these stories are always awful. And, um,
- 54:06Speaker 2: They all hate each other. They all say awful things.
- 54:08Speaker 2: And there's this one girl, Angie, and they are saying
- 54:14Speaker 2: that her husband, last night, they're like, well, there's rumors.
- 54:18Speaker 2: There's rumors about Angie. And this one girl, Meredith, is like,
- 54:22Speaker 2: you don't think I know the rumors about the husband?
- 54:25Speaker 2: And she's like, and they're like, well, what's the rumor?
- 54:29Speaker 2: And they're all like drinking at this event. And the
- 54:32Speaker 2: one girl goes, well, I mean, you know the rumor.
- 54:34Speaker 2: And Whitney's like, I don't know the rumor. I don't
- 54:37Speaker 2: know the rumor. And don't say it because there's cameras.
- 54:39Speaker 2: And the girl's like, Monica, girls, goes, you know the
- 54:42Speaker 2: rumor about her husband fucking other men. And then Whitney's like, oh, no,
- 54:47Speaker 2: we have to tell her now because it's on camera.
- 54:50Speaker 2: So they're like, hey, come over here. Let's have a
- 54:52Speaker 2: tequila shot before we have to tell you something that's
- 54:56Speaker 2: going to make you regret ever being on this show.
- 54:58Speaker 2: And she's like, what?
- 54:58Speaker 4: What's wrong?
- 54:59Speaker 2: What?
- 54:59Speaker 4: She's like.
- 55:00Speaker 2: He's got a lot of mask surgery. Anyway, so she goes, well,
- 55:05Speaker 2: there's a rumor. Say it, Monica. Say what the rumor is.
- 55:08Speaker 2: And then Monica goes, well, Meredith is saying that your
- 55:12Speaker 2: husband likes to fuck other men. And she's like, what?
- 55:16Speaker 2: So then she goes over to Meredith. And so then
- 55:20Speaker 2: on last night's Watch What Happens Live, she's on it.
- 55:24Speaker 2: The husband's on it. And Andy's like, do you have
- 55:26Speaker 2: anything you want to say about it? And he goes, Yeah,
- 55:29Speaker 2: I mean, it's not true. We vote, you know, whatever.
- 55:31Speaker 2: But it's about infidelity. And it doesn't matter if it's
- 55:34Speaker 2: a man or a woman, but I've never cheated on
- 55:35Speaker 2: my wife. And then Andy's like, yeah, I just think
- 55:37Speaker 2: this is the worst thing that could happen is when
- 55:40Speaker 2: these shows, people accuse, you know, other spouses of being,
- 55:46Speaker 2: you know, gay or whatever. Why would you do that?
- 55:48Speaker 2: And it doesn't matter and everything. Like, he's acting like
- 55:50Speaker 2: he's the moral thing. So then this bi-wig drama reminded
- 55:55Speaker 2: us this same girl... suggested that Heather Gay and Jen Shaw,
- 56:01Speaker 2: who's now doing nine years in prison, were having a
- 56:04Speaker 2: sexual relationship. And she was like, come on, they were scissoring.
- 56:08Speaker 2: They were scissoring. That's why, you know, they're scissor sisters.
- 56:14Speaker 2: And I think that, you know, Jen Shaw punched her
- 56:16Speaker 2: in the eye while they were scissoring. And so the
- 56:20Speaker 2: whole point is, they all are just saying awful things
- 56:24Speaker 2: about each other. They are the worst people. cast I
- 56:27Speaker 2: have ever seen. They all hate each other. It's so desperate.
- 56:31Speaker 2: They're all wearing fake label-y shit, but I can't stop watching.
- 56:35Speaker 4: Because I was going to say, if someone said, well,
- 56:38Speaker 4: there's a rumor that your husband's fucking other men, is
- 56:41Speaker 4: it a rumor to who? Or are you just saying
- 56:45Speaker 4: it right now? Are you just making up a rumor
- 56:48Speaker 4: right then?
- 56:49Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. They do it on the shows
- 56:52Speaker 2: all the time now just because they're like, I'm mad
- 56:54Speaker 2: at you, and I'm just going to say I heard
- 56:55Speaker 2: a rumor that way, like Teresa did about somebody else,
- 56:59Speaker 2: did about Jackie on New Jersey. She said there's a
- 57:02Speaker 2: rumor that her husband gets with people when he's at
- 57:04Speaker 2: the gym, which is kind of insinuating it might be
- 57:06Speaker 2: a little bit gay, too. That was never proven, nothing.
- 57:09Speaker 2: So now then the whole season is about, is the
- 57:13Speaker 2: rumor true? And then everybody talks about it, and then
- 57:15Speaker 2: everybody that watches these shows will throw in their two cents. Oh,
- 57:18Speaker 2: I saw him, you know, wearing jeans. jeans that were
- 57:21Speaker 2: a little short around the ankle. I don't know what
- 57:23Speaker 2: their evidence is. Like, it's just like, I mean, but
- 57:26Speaker 2: this is what I want to say is like, this
- 57:27Speaker 2: is what happens when you go on the show. And
- 57:29Speaker 2: then the one girl, Heather Gay, she wrote a book
- 57:31Speaker 2: about being, leaving the Mormon church, which there's absolutely no
- 57:34Speaker 2: juice in it really. And she's talking to her two
- 57:36Speaker 2: teenage daughters and she's like, with the cameras, I want
- 57:39Speaker 2: to talk to you guys about how everyone hates you
- 57:41Speaker 2: at school and how you've been bullied. And the girls
- 57:44Speaker 2: are like, um, it's not that bad, mom. Yes, it is.
- 57:47Speaker 2: It's been terrible. And it's because of my number one
- 57:49Speaker 2: New York Times best-selling book. That's why all the Mormons
- 57:53Speaker 2: are mad at you and are treating you poorly. I'm like,
- 57:56Speaker 2: you don't think it's because their mom is on this
- 57:58Speaker 2: fucking show and being accused of scissoring a woman who's
- 58:02Speaker 2: now doing nine years in prison? Like, it's because your
- 58:05Speaker 2: mom's on the show. It's not because you wrote a
- 58:07Speaker 2: book that no one read about leaving the Mormon church.
- 58:11Speaker 4: No.
- 58:12Speaker 2: But the best part is, I have to tell you,
- 58:13Speaker 2: the best part is there's a former cult leader named
- 58:16Speaker 2: Mary And she lost her church because she's an awful person.
- 58:20Speaker 4: On the show?
- 58:20Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 58:20Speaker 5: Okay.
- 58:21Speaker 2: But since they had to put the Jen Shaw in
- 58:23Speaker 2: prison for nine years for running like the worst like
- 58:25Speaker 2: marketing scam, stealing money from old people, they bring back
- 58:30Speaker 2: Mary and Mary's just a bitch. She's just a rich
- 58:32Speaker 2: bitch that does nothing. So she says to– they're at
- 58:35Speaker 2: this party and she goes over and she goes, hey, Heather,
- 58:40Speaker 2: what made you decide to wear that necklace today? She goes, oh,
- 58:43Speaker 2: I thought– I thought it looked cute with this outfit.
- 58:45Speaker 2: It kind of brought out the champagne in my jacket.
- 58:48Speaker 2: And she goes, no. No. She's like, do you think
- 58:52Speaker 2: it was a bad decision?
- 58:53Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 58:54Speaker 2: It's not good. It doesn't look good. Oh.
- 58:58Speaker 4: Why are they so mean?
- 58:59Speaker 2: She's so mean. She's always like.
- 59:02Speaker 4: And she's the one that lost her church?
- 59:04Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, she lost her church because, I mean, people
- 59:07Speaker 2: finally said forget it. Anyway, I was going to say...
- 59:10Speaker 2: i can't a lot of reality shows are now having
- 59:12Speaker 2: sound baths as an activity i think this is an
- 59:16Speaker 2: awful activity for a reality show reality show producers listen
- 59:19Speaker 2: to me it's boring it's been done there's nothing to
- 59:22Speaker 2: it It's watching someone nap.
- 59:25Speaker 4: It's the worst. I'd rather watch someone nap. It's awful.
- 59:28Speaker 4: They're doing it on Married at First Sight. Last season,
- 59:30Speaker 4: they did it on Married at First Sight. I was like,
- 59:31Speaker 4: why am I watching someone take a sound bath?
- 59:35Speaker 2: I mean, it's more like, listen, bring back the stripper
- 59:39Speaker 2: pole classes. Remember those of the early 2000s? Goat yoga?
- 59:45Speaker 2: Not the worst.
- 59:46Speaker 4: Not the best. They're still doing that, though, too.
- 59:48Speaker 2: They're still doing goat yoga.
- 59:49Speaker 4: They do the ribbon thing.
- 59:51Speaker 2: In the sheets.
- 59:51Speaker 4: The ribbon, yeah. No, not ribbon.
- 59:53Speaker 2: They swirl around in sheets.
- 59:55Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess ribbon wouldn't really hold you up there.
- 59:57Speaker 2: Emsculpt. Emsculpt. Where they put the things and you have
- 1:00:01Speaker 2: to work out in that. What else are they doing
- 1:00:06Speaker 2: right now?
- 1:00:06Speaker 4: Can't we just take a good old-fashioned helicopter ride? I
- 1:00:10Speaker 4: guess that's a big budget. That's more like The Bachelor.
- 1:00:12Speaker 2: Yeah, it's more. Oh, the painting. Painting and wine.
- 1:00:15Speaker 4: Oh, the paint and sip.
- 1:00:17Speaker 2: Can we bring back Color Me Mine?
- 1:00:18Speaker 4: Yeah. The paint and sip is the worst, too. Oh,
- 1:00:21Speaker 4: there was one, too. This was also right at first sight.
- 1:00:24Speaker 4: They went to a coffee shop where they got to
- 1:00:27Speaker 4: make their own lattes.
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: Learn how to make their own lattes.
- 1:00:33Speaker 4: Yeah. I'm like, it's milk and coffee.
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: Actually, you know what? I wouldn't totally mind that because
- 1:00:38Speaker 2: sometimes when I go, I'm like, if I had to
- 1:00:40Speaker 2: work at Starbucks, I would die. I don't know how
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: these people do it. It seems like that the way
- 1:00:43Speaker 2: that they can just be like so sharp about it.
- 1:00:46Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: And like get the like all the.
- 1:00:50Speaker 4: I think it's a hard job. It is, but it's
- 1:00:52Speaker 4: not a date. And when they do it, they don't
- 1:00:55Speaker 4: go to Starbucks. They go to one place where there's
- 1:00:57Speaker 4: nobody there working. So you don't even get just one
- 1:01:00Speaker 4: person and they show them. Literally, I showed him how
- 1:01:02Speaker 4: to do it and then put like a little foamy,
- 1:01:04Speaker 4: you know, heart or initial or some bullshit on the top.
- 1:01:07Speaker 4: But I was, I just, like, we need something else.
- 1:01:10Speaker 4: That's why Rock of Love was so good because they
- 1:01:12Speaker 4: would go mud, mudding on their ATVs.
- 1:01:16Speaker 2: They did go on ATVs.
- 1:01:17Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:01:18Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:01:18Speaker 2: It had to be everything Bret Michaels liked.
- 1:01:20Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: Remember when we found out in the end that he
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: was with his girlfriend, the mother of his child, the
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: whole time he did that show? And none of the
- 1:01:27Speaker 2: relationships are real.
- 1:01:29Speaker 4: I feel like you just told me Santa's not real.
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: I swear to God.
- 1:01:34Speaker 4: I don't remember that.
- 1:01:36Speaker 2: I may not be 100% right, but I kind of
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: remember whoever he was with before that, he had a
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: couple kids with, he did Rock of Love for three
- 1:01:43Speaker 2: or four seasons, and then he is still with that
- 1:01:46Speaker 2: woman or went back to that woman, and I think
- 1:01:48Speaker 2: she just was like, Do it.
- 1:01:49Speaker 4: It's money. Who cares?
- 1:01:51Speaker 2: I don't care if you make out with someone. Because
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: I kind of have a feeling he never like really
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: boned anybody on it. Yeah.
- 1:01:57Speaker 4: Heather. I think there was one named Heather that he picked. Blonde.
- 1:02:01Speaker 4: I don't know. But that, I mean, bring that back.
- 1:02:04Speaker 2: Remember when you wrote the sketch for Chris in Chelsea Lately?
- 1:02:09Speaker 4: Frangola of love.
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: Frangola of love. And he went on dates. Do you
- 1:02:14Speaker 2: remember it?
- 1:02:14Speaker 4: It was so much fun. First of all, I got
- 1:02:16Speaker 4: to play a British host. And I'd go, welcome to
- 1:02:18Speaker 4: Frangola of Love. And I would be real obnoxious.
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:02:22Speaker 4: And we did a thing. Because remember, you used to
- 1:02:26Speaker 4: wear a vest all the time?
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:02:27Speaker 4: And so instead of a rose ceremony, we had a
- 1:02:29Speaker 4: vest ceremony. And then- Chris used to wear the vest. Yeah.
- 1:02:34Speaker 4: And so we had a vest ceremony. And if he
- 1:02:35Speaker 4: was picking someone, he'd say, I'm investing in your love.
- 1:02:39Speaker 4: That is so clever. Yeah.
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: I know nobody has it, because I've asked some of
- 1:02:47Speaker 2: our former producers for some sketches, and I don't think
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: they have that one.
- 1:02:50Speaker 4: I feel like I did one time find a lot.
- 1:02:53Speaker 4: It's been a while, but I definitely found a couple
- 1:02:56Speaker 4: of them on YouTube. They're probably since been removed by E!,
- 1:02:59Speaker 4: but we need to look, because that was... Oh, that
- 1:03:03Speaker 4: was so clever.
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: Okay, this is kind of juicy. On the Hulu show,
- 1:03:11Speaker 2: Keep It With The Kardashians, Kim and Kourtney had a
- 1:03:13Speaker 2: fight on the phone that everyone was talking about.
- 1:03:16Speaker 4: Oh, right. The text.
- 1:03:18Speaker 2: And people pulled up the fact that when Travis had
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: a book come out, Travis Barker, he talked about when
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: he was infatuated and dated Kim Kardashian. Then years that
- 1:03:29Speaker 2: he was back and forth. This is why Shannon Moakler
- 1:03:32Speaker 2: and then became friends with Kourtney. Their friends went to school.
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: They were neighbors. And then, of course, they fell in love.
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: They're married and expecting a baby any day now.
- 1:03:40Speaker 4: Wait, he dated Kim?
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: He dated Kim. Like in like 2005 or 6 or 7.
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: That's weird.
- 1:03:48Speaker 4: Very weird.
- 1:03:51Speaker 2: So people are speculating. Is that why they're fighting about
- 1:03:55Speaker 2: you aren't happy for me? No, you're not happy. It's
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: probably a little bit of both. It's probably a little
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: bit of Kim maybe being jealous that she's in a
- 1:04:07Speaker 2: super loving relationship. but also with someone that she dated,
- 1:04:10Speaker 2: even though it was 15 years ago and she didn't
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: want him, there's something weird about it. And then for Courtney,
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: does she kind of always have a chip on her
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: shoulder knowing that her husband who- He dated her first. Yeah,
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: dated her first.
- 1:04:21Speaker 4: Unless they didn't bone. If they didn't bone and it
- 1:04:24Speaker 4: was just a quick thing, they went on a date,
- 1:04:26Speaker 4: didn't really hit it off, that's no big deal. But
- 1:04:27Speaker 4: if they dated, dated and boned, I don't care if
- 1:04:30Speaker 4: it's been 15 years, I personally could not Lake B
- 1:04:34Speaker 4: was someone that boned my sister. I feel like it
- 1:04:38Speaker 4: would be weird.
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: I actually don't think they boned because he wrote a
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: lot about women and his conquests in this book. It
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: really kind of makes him appear douchey. And the parts
- 1:04:49Speaker 2: that I've read about her don't blatantly say they boned.
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: It's they hung out. They liked each other. They missed
- 1:04:55Speaker 2: each other. He was infatuated with her. He was into her.
- 1:04:58Speaker 2: He was into her more than Paris because they kind
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: of met them at the same time. But then there
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: was this time when Shanna Moakler like threw a drink
- 1:05:05Speaker 2: at her at a bar because she thought, because she
- 1:05:07Speaker 2: was like, stay away from my man because she was
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: married to him. And then there was something, I think
- 1:05:12Speaker 2: an Aubrey O'Day's book. She talks about how that it
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: was her impression that they were boning.
- 1:05:20Speaker 4: Okay.
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: So who knows?
- 1:05:22Speaker 4: And when did he write this book?
- 1:05:24Speaker 2: Like 15 years ago.
- 1:05:26Speaker 4: So obviously Courtney knew, knows.
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: Yeah, would have had to have known.
- 1:05:29Speaker 4: Yeah, would have had to have.
- 1:05:30Speaker 2: Would have had to know. But. Here's where Tyler Henry
- 1:05:33Speaker 2: psychic medium to the stars. So this person content noggin
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: on Tik TOK, this popped up and he was reading
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: Kylie and Chloe, you know, and he's like, this is weird. Oh,
- 1:05:53Speaker 2: I don't know why they're showing me this. Um, there
- 1:05:57Speaker 2: seems to be a gentleman who was with one sister
- 1:06:01Speaker 2: and but then they're trying to get with another sister.
- 1:06:04Speaker 2: But at one time they were with one sister. But
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: they're trying to get with another one, and that one
- 1:06:09Speaker 2: they're going to end up with. And this was like
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: years ago. And the two girls are like, Kylie and
- 1:06:15Speaker 2: Khloe are like, um, yeah. And a lot of people
- 1:06:19Speaker 2: were speculating at the time who that was. And everyone
- 1:06:23Speaker 2: was thinking about, you know, all the different guys that
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: they were dating, but not Travis. They were thinking like,
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: not Travis Barker. They were thinking, you know, Oh my God,
- 1:06:32Speaker 2: is it, you know, is it Kanye? Is it da
- 1:06:35Speaker 2: da da? Like who, which one? And so then this
- 1:06:37Speaker 2: got brought up and now people are like, maybe he
- 1:06:39Speaker 2: was right.
- 1:06:41Speaker 4: I mean, probably.
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: Tyler Henry.
- 1:06:44Speaker 4: He was reading them in person.
- 1:06:45Speaker 2: He was reading Kendall and Kylie and Chloe and being like,
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: there is a guy that is got with one sister
- 1:06:52Speaker 2: at one time now trying to get with another. And
- 1:06:57Speaker 2: they were like looking at each other like we know,
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: like they must have known what was going on. But
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: it wasn't like really public and nobody could figure it
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: out at the time.
- 1:07:06Speaker 4: Well, that's obviously what it was. I don't, yeah, that's,
- 1:07:10Speaker 4: I mean, don't they already have weird dynamics, Kim and Courtney, anyway?
- 1:07:13Speaker 4: I know I saw that clip too that's going around.
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: Jealous, yeah, like jealous of each other. A little bit.
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: I think from the very beginning, being that they were
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: like so close in age and they were number one
- 1:07:24Speaker 2: and number two in the family and you know, it
- 1:07:26Speaker 2: was funny how like there were stories early on in
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: the show that they would talk about where like, um,
- 1:07:33Speaker 2: Kim one time just borrowed the, took these jeans of
- 1:07:35Speaker 2: Chloe's of Courtney's and wore them to high school and,
- 1:07:39Speaker 2: or middle, whatever. And Courtney realized she had her jeans
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: and she showed up at her school because they didn't
- 1:07:45Speaker 2: go to the same school and like went right to
- 1:07:47Speaker 2: the classroom and was like, excuse me.
- 1:07:50Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:07:51Speaker 2: Give me my jeans back right now. Get up. go
- 1:07:55Speaker 2: to the, and like got her to go to the bathroom,
- 1:07:57Speaker 2: take off the jeans, like really like.
- 1:07:59Speaker 4: What if Rent the Runway does that to me after
- 1:08:01Speaker 4: this episode?
- 1:08:05Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:08:05Speaker 2: After this episode, actually, Sarah, we don't think you represent
- 1:08:09Speaker 2: the brand.
- 1:08:10Speaker 4: I don't, by the way.
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: But I think as, as like people immediately like loved
- 1:08:17Speaker 2: that honest sister fighting. Cause if you, you know, when
- 1:08:20Speaker 2: you have a sister, you borrow shit without asking and,
- 1:08:23Speaker 2: You know, there is sometimes that stuff about fashion.
- 1:08:26Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:08:26Speaker 2: You know.
- 1:08:28Speaker 4: Have you seen, this is very random, and I wish
- 1:08:31Speaker 4: I could remember her name because obviously if I'm going
- 1:08:33Speaker 4: to mention someone's Instagram, that's really funny. I should give
- 1:08:35Speaker 4: them credit, but I cannot remember her name, but I'm
- 1:08:37Speaker 4: sure if you just like Google it, she does all three.
- 1:08:39Speaker 4: She does Kourtney, Khloe, and Cam.
- 1:08:41Speaker 2: Yeah, I've had her on the show.
- 1:08:42Speaker 4: Okay, oh my God.
- 1:08:42Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. She does them all.
- 1:08:44Speaker 4: She does. She does Chloe and it's just like those
- 1:08:47Speaker 4: big stick it notes as her nails and they just
- 1:08:49Speaker 4: fall off.
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: Oh my God. She's always like, not the Tyler Henry clip.
- 1:08:55Speaker 4: Yeah. She's really funny. Someone showed it to me this
- 1:08:58Speaker 4: weekend and I had never seen it.
- 1:09:00Speaker 2: It.
- 1:09:00Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:09:00Speaker 2: She's really cute. Speaking of, there's video, I guess, I
- 1:09:05Speaker 2: don't know if, Kanye is releasing these clips, but he
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: was like filming his whole life all the time. And
- 1:09:11Speaker 2: now these clips are being revealed where he's on the
- 1:09:14Speaker 2: phone with like Scott Disick, I believe. And he's convinced
- 1:09:18Speaker 2: that Corey, Chris Jenner's boyfriend is with the CIA. Oh,
- 1:09:23Speaker 2: and that Cardi B was a plant by the industry.
- 1:09:26Speaker 2: It is part of the Illuminati.
- 1:09:28Speaker 4: Oh, sure.
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: And then there's another clip where he's talking to Kim
- 1:09:32Speaker 2: and he's like on the phone and he goes, Why
- 1:09:34Speaker 2: can't you just be supportive of me? Why do you
- 1:09:36Speaker 2: always have to come back with, I should take my medication?
- 1:09:39Speaker 2: And she's like, okay, I hear you. I understand you
- 1:09:42Speaker 2: need to be more supportive. But can we just meet
- 1:09:45Speaker 2: with that doctor?
- 1:09:46Speaker 4: I mean, I don't blame her. But can you take
- 1:09:49Speaker 4: the medication?
- 1:09:50Speaker 2: Yeah. I want to say.
- 1:09:52Speaker 4: So he's releasing all these clips.
- 1:09:54Speaker 2: He must be. Or I don't really understand. I'm just
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: seeing it places.
- 1:09:58Speaker 4: Oh, it says Cardi B shares the footage.
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: Oh, did she share the footage? Maybe. I don't know
- 1:10:03Speaker 2: who's sharing this footage. But, I mean, it's definitely him.
- 1:10:06Speaker 2: And it's definitely him having conversations.
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:10:08Speaker 2: And he definitely knows he's being filmed. So whether he
- 1:10:10Speaker 2: was in charge of it or not, I don't know.
- 1:10:13Speaker 2: But I want to say, being that I've met Corey
- 1:10:18Speaker 2: a few times, Chris's boyfriend, I think he's a very
- 1:10:21Speaker 2: nice guy. I definitely don't think he's in the CIA
- 1:10:24Speaker 2: or ever was.
- 1:10:25Speaker 4: Okay.
- 1:10:25Speaker 2: And I don't think the CIA hired him to go
- 1:10:28Speaker 2: fall in love with Kris Jenner. To try to get
- 1:10:31Speaker 2: scoop on Kanye West for the last 15 years that
- 1:10:34Speaker 2: they've been together, how many years they've been together.
- 1:10:36Speaker 4: No, my hope is that we've got bigger fish to
- 1:10:39Speaker 4: fry in the CIA. Bigger things to do, bigger things
- 1:10:42Speaker 4: to focus on. But, yeah, I wouldn't guess anyone affiliated
- 1:10:48Speaker 4: with the Kardashians was in the CIA. And I'm not
- 1:10:50Speaker 4: even taking a dig. Like, I wouldn't assume anyone in
- 1:10:52Speaker 4: my house is either. So I'm just, you know, yeah.
- 1:10:56Speaker 2: There was a neighbor that my mom was convinced was
- 1:10:59Speaker 2: part of the CIA.
- 1:11:00Speaker 4: Why?
- 1:11:01Speaker 2: So they were a big family. They lived around the street.
- 1:11:06Speaker 2: And he was very military-ish acting, but he wasn't in
- 1:11:11Speaker 2: the military. And nobody really knew what he did. He
- 1:11:13Speaker 2: would say, oh, I'm in import exports or something, furniture
- 1:11:17Speaker 2: or something like that. And my mom probably started the rumor.
- 1:11:21Speaker 4: She's like, what's her face on real?
- 1:11:26Speaker 2: They were like a great family, but he was kind
- 1:11:27Speaker 2: of strict with the kids and everything. And it had this,
- 1:11:30Speaker 2: this house. And then, um, eventually my mom got like,
- 1:11:34Speaker 2: got the listing and sold it. And, and so as
- 1:11:37Speaker 2: we were like looking at, cause I was helping her
- 1:11:39Speaker 2: with real estate there. I mean, I was totally had
- 1:11:42Speaker 2: that in my mind that, and there were a lot of, um,
- 1:11:45Speaker 2: interesting things in the house that made me think maybe
- 1:11:47Speaker 2: he was like, like, I just remember like seeing just like.
- 1:11:50Speaker 4: Well, tape recorders. No, not cameras.
- 1:11:54Speaker 2: Like just the way it was, it was similar to
- 1:11:56Speaker 2: like that movie. Um, With Ben Stiller, where he meet
- 1:12:01Speaker 2: the parents.
- 1:12:02Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:12:02Speaker 2: Almost like just, he was such a similar type of guy. Like,
- 1:12:05Speaker 2: I swear to God. Nice, but like firm and just
- 1:12:09Speaker 2: kind of like never revealing a lot. And like, and
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, and I could see back then too,
- 1:12:15Speaker 2: where your kids, I assume your wife has to know
- 1:12:18Speaker 2: you're part of the CIA, right? But then nobody else
- 1:12:21Speaker 2: can know. No one at school, none of your friends.
- 1:12:24Speaker 6: Right.
- 1:12:24Speaker 4: I can't, I've Like it's so weird.
- 1:12:27Speaker 2: I always thought that was so weird how you would
- 1:12:28Speaker 2: like never be able to share anything about your career
- 1:12:32Speaker 2: with your wife.
- 1:12:33Speaker 4: Right.
- 1:12:34Speaker 2: But then maybe that makes a good marriage. They were
- 1:12:35Speaker 2: married forever.
- 1:12:37Speaker 4: I mean, then you don't have to really act like
- 1:12:38Speaker 4: you're interested. Yeah. Like, oh, I don't have to worry
- 1:12:41Speaker 4: about your fucking day at the office. Great. Fine.
- 1:12:44Speaker 2: Um, okay. This girl, the bling ring girl, you remember
- 1:12:48Speaker 2: the story of the bling ring, right? They broke into
- 1:12:50Speaker 2: all the homes and stole all the things. They basically
- 1:12:53Speaker 2: knew where Paris was and all this stuff because people
- 1:12:55Speaker 2: were putting things on Twitter and they would know she'd
- 1:12:58Speaker 2: be at an event. So the one girl, um, now
- 1:13:03Speaker 2: is Rachel Lee is finally sharing more, but she doesn't
- 1:13:07Speaker 2: seem to have that much. I mean, I guess she's
- 1:13:11Speaker 2: taking accountability, but anyway, she said, um, she said, I
- 1:13:16Speaker 2: never sold anything. I gave a lot of stuff away.
- 1:13:19Speaker 2: She admitted before being asked about Venice beach and, And
- 1:13:22Speaker 2: then she was like, oh, yeah, well, yeah, some of
- 1:13:26Speaker 2: their stolen stuff happened.
- 1:13:28Speaker 4: They're like, what?
- 1:13:29Speaker 2: She said, okay, well, then I did sell.
- 1:13:31Speaker 4: That was a time.
- 1:13:32Speaker 2: Yes, I think I came up with the idea, actually.
- 1:13:34Speaker 2: I was like, what if we just went to Venice
- 1:13:36Speaker 2: and opened up a carpet and just offered everything for
- 1:13:39Speaker 2: like $ 20? People were flocking, and we would just say,
- 1:13:42Speaker 2: it's fake. It's real. Take it if you want it.
- 1:13:43Speaker 2: We sold everything in like 15 minutes.
- 1:13:45Speaker 4: Oh, they did go sell stuff on Venice Beach. I
- 1:13:47Speaker 4: didn't even know that.
- 1:13:49Speaker 2: Just like some random day. And then she just said,
- 1:13:51Speaker 2: when I look back, Nick and I, Nick was the
- 1:13:53Speaker 2: other guy.
- 1:13:54Speaker 4: So it was her.
- 1:13:56Speaker 2: Nick was like the guy involved. He was like the
- 1:14:00Speaker 2: gay best friend to all of them. And then the one.
- 1:14:03Speaker 4: Girl that had that pretty wild show.
- 1:14:05Speaker 2: And then the Alexis Nyers, who I think seemed like
- 1:14:08Speaker 2: the most innocent of them all. This girl and Nick
- 1:14:11Speaker 2: were really the ringleaders. Yeah.
- 1:14:13Speaker 4: And....
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: So anyway, I don't know if I, I don't even
- 1:14:18Speaker 2: know if I care about watching this stupid documentary. I'm
- 1:14:20Speaker 2: so sick of documentaries being made about things in history
- 1:14:23Speaker 2: that I'm already completely aware of.
- 1:14:25Speaker 4: Yeah. And they do them fast. Sometimes I feel like
- 1:14:27Speaker 4: they do them fast. They try to pump it out
- 1:14:29Speaker 4: real fast. And then you just, and you're like, there's
- 1:14:31Speaker 4: nothing new in that.
- 1:14:32Speaker 2: There's absolutely nothing new. They're just like so desperate. They're like, okay,
- 1:14:36Speaker 2: now let's have this person's perspective from this crime that
- 1:14:39Speaker 2: we were obsessed with. There's been five movies about it.
- 1:14:41Speaker 2: TV movie, regular movie.
- 1:14:43Speaker 4: Um, You know... How long... She's not in prison, obviously.
- 1:14:47Speaker 2: No, she's out now. She said she got out and, like,
- 1:14:50Speaker 2: you know, her mom or something brought her balloons.
- 1:14:52Speaker 4: She probably wasn't even that long, right? I mean, you
- 1:14:53Speaker 4: just didn't... I don't really even know why I picked
- 1:14:57Speaker 4: this topic. Well, it's current. It's, you know, pop culture.
- 1:15:04Speaker 2: Yeah. Prince Harry, who a lot of people think is
- 1:15:09Speaker 2: your husband, he wants his old life back accordingly. Accordingly. Accordingly.
- 1:15:15Speaker 2: um according to this report from the new york post
- 1:15:18Speaker 2: and megan does not want to go back to england
- 1:15:21Speaker 2: and they're just saying that you know she's frustrated that
- 1:15:24Speaker 2: prince harry wants to move back to the uk get
- 1:15:26Speaker 2: his old life back a hollywood expert claimed prince harry's
- 1:15:30Speaker 2: social life has notably shifted over the past decade he
- 1:15:33Speaker 2: appears to have distanced himself from his college friends and
- 1:15:36Speaker 2: lacks a permanent uk residence but she's frustrated that he
- 1:15:39Speaker 2: wants his old life back and people are eager to
- 1:15:41Speaker 2: witness a transformed harry rather than a return to his
- 1:15:44Speaker 2: previous parting style. So they'd like him to come back.
- 1:15:47Speaker 4: Don't they have a big, nice place in Montecito or something?
- 1:15:50Speaker 4: Like don't they live down the street from Oprah or
- 1:15:52Speaker 4: some shit?
- 1:15:53Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:15:54Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:15:54Speaker 4: I mean, why do you want to move out of there?
- 1:15:56Speaker 4: It sounds nice. I don't know.
- 1:15:57Speaker 2: I think the resurgence of the repeats of suits has really,
- 1:16:02Speaker 2: I think is going to lead to other things for her.
- 1:16:06Speaker 4: Like more acting, maybe she'll get back on. Yeah.
- 1:16:08Speaker 2: Like I think maybe, I don't think she really wanted
- 1:16:10Speaker 2: to act or even thought about it. And then all
- 1:16:12Speaker 2: of a sudden this is like such a hit that
- 1:16:15Speaker 2: maybe some more stuff will come for her.
- 1:16:17Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 1:16:17Speaker 2: I think they're always going to speculate that they're like
- 1:16:19Speaker 2: having marital troubles.
- 1:16:20Speaker 4: Wasn't he the one that was like always in trouble
- 1:16:24Speaker 4: a little bit? Like back when we were on Chelsea
- 1:16:25Speaker 4: lately and he was like naked in Vegas playing pool
- 1:16:29Speaker 4: or something.
- 1:16:30Speaker 2: He went to Vegas and he met a girl at
- 1:16:32Speaker 2: the pool. And I'm sure they're going to do a
- 1:16:34Speaker 2: documentary about her story soon.
- 1:16:36Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:16:37Speaker 2: Hi, I'm the girl that like, you know, sucked Harry's
- 1:16:39Speaker 2: dick 12 years ago for one night in Vegas. But
- 1:16:43Speaker 2: please give me a four part Netflix documentary.
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:16:47Speaker 2: And then he was seen playing pool in like a
- 1:16:50Speaker 2: suite in Vegas. Someone took a photo of it. And
- 1:16:54Speaker 2: that he was just always kind of getting in trouble.
- 1:16:56Speaker 2: But I heard from sources.
- 1:16:59Speaker 4: Okay.
- 1:17:01Speaker 2: That he's just actually not very smart. He's like a
- 1:17:05Speaker 2: nice person, but he's really not that smart.
- 1:17:09Speaker 4: Like savvy. All about it.
- 1:17:13Speaker 2: I don't think he was like the greatest student. I
- 1:17:14Speaker 2: don't think he was like– and so a lot of
- 1:17:17Speaker 2: things were just done to like protect him and make
- 1:17:21Speaker 2: him come off like he's more important than he is.
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: And I think he's like a fine guy, but I
- 1:17:27Speaker 2: just don't think– he is like the sharpest tool and
- 1:17:29Speaker 2: doesn't have to be. I mean, he's the Prince.
- 1:17:31Speaker 4: Well, and also when you grow up, say in that
- 1:17:33Speaker 4: kind of atmosphere, and then you get to go to
- 1:17:35Speaker 4: Vegas and you have like endless money or whatever, you're
- 1:17:38Speaker 4: probably going to end up, you know, with your photo
- 1:17:41Speaker 4: on TMZ for doing something stupid.
- 1:17:44Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:17:44Speaker 4: Just good odds when you're young. Right.
- 1:17:46Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:17:47Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: Um, anyway, I don't know what's going to happen. I
- 1:17:51Speaker 2: just saw another report that they got $ 34 million for
- 1:17:54Speaker 2: their podcast by Spotify.
- 1:17:55Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:17:57Speaker 4: And then it's already over, right?
- 1:17:58Speaker 2: They only did 12 episodes. They got $ 34 million.
- 1:18:01Speaker 4: Do they have to give any money back?
- 1:18:03Speaker 2: I don't know. But I'm like, my God. And I'm like,
- 1:18:07Speaker 2: you know what? I don't even feel sorry. I don't
- 1:18:08Speaker 2: feel sorry for Spotify. You're an idiot for overpaying so much.
- 1:18:13Speaker 2: You really thought people were going to care that much
- 1:18:15Speaker 2: to have her? This is what I think. This is
- 1:18:18Speaker 2: what I think with people. I think they say what
- 1:18:21Speaker 2: the show is going to be. And it's like, we
- 1:18:24Speaker 2: are going to spill everything about the Royals. We are
- 1:18:27Speaker 2: going to get into what it's like and our romance.
- 1:18:30Speaker 2: And we're going to talk about our marriage and blah, blah, blah, blah.
- 1:18:32Speaker 2: And they're like, okay, sign right here. Here's your check.
- 1:18:35Speaker 2: And then somewhere in the legal writing, it says, but
- 1:18:39Speaker 2: we have creative control. And then they get there and
- 1:18:42Speaker 2: they're like, actually, I think I would like to interview
- 1:18:45Speaker 2: other women about Eleanor Roosevelt and why she was so
- 1:18:49Speaker 2: in in history.
- 1:18:50Speaker 4: Can you imagine thinking you're getting the tea on all
- 1:18:55Speaker 4: that and then you're like, oh, actually, and then I
- 1:18:58Speaker 4: want to talk about my skincare line. Not that she
- 1:19:00Speaker 4: has one, but yeah, you're like, that's not what we
- 1:19:03Speaker 4: signed up for.
- 1:19:03Speaker 2: It's going to be called Archetypes and it's about really
- 1:19:06Speaker 2: just breaking down the different types of women that In history.
- 1:19:11Speaker 2: And I really think that that's what women want to
- 1:19:13Speaker 2: listen to.
- 1:19:14Speaker 4: Just falling asleep as an executive. Right.
- 1:19:17Speaker 2: No, we want to listen to, oh, well, no, we're
- 1:19:19Speaker 2: not going to be talking about that because Harry's doing
- 1:19:21Speaker 2: a book with somebody else and that's where all that
- 1:19:23Speaker 2: tea is going. So I'm going to talk about really
- 1:19:26Speaker 2: what it was like to be just sexualized when I
- 1:19:31Speaker 2: opened that suitcase on the show once. That's what I
- 1:19:37Speaker 2: think happened. People have to be very specific. I made
- 1:19:41Speaker 2: you watch Selling O.C. What did you think?
- 1:19:44Speaker 4: So I hadn't seen the first season, so I only
- 1:19:47Speaker 4: watched the second season.
- 1:19:49Speaker 2: But I watched all of it.
- 1:19:52Speaker 4: All of the second season. I enjoyed it. I didn't
- 1:19:58Speaker 4: understand why. Now I can't remember anyone's name.
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:20:02Speaker 4: Hall, I remember Hall.
- 1:20:04Speaker 2: Yeah, Alex Hall.
- 1:20:05Speaker 4: Yeah, and the guy that she, everyone thought that she
- 1:20:08Speaker 4: is having a relationship with because he's getting a divorce.
- 1:20:11Speaker 4: From Britney Snow.
- 1:20:12Speaker 5: Yes.
- 1:20:12Speaker 2: And he's hot.
- 1:20:13Speaker 4: Yes, he's really hot. And the one woman who's married
- 1:20:18Speaker 4: was always saying, it's a bad look, it's a bad look.
- 1:20:21Speaker 4: If you're hooking up with him, that's what people are telling,
- 1:20:23Speaker 4: it's a bad look. As a married woman, it's a
- 1:20:25Speaker 4: bad look. And I was like, they're clearly getting a
- 1:20:28Speaker 4: real divorce. It's not like they're just on a break.
- 1:20:31Speaker 4: And so... And divorces take a minute. Yeah.
- 1:20:34Speaker 2: They take a while. You're not supposed to be dating.
- 1:20:36Speaker 4: It just felt like she was really obsessed with it,
- 1:20:39Speaker 4: but then I heard it was because of something that
- 1:20:41Speaker 4: happened on the first season. So I would like for
- 1:20:43Speaker 4: you to explain that to me.
- 1:20:45Speaker 2: Oh, because everybody was all over the Brittany Stowe's husband
- 1:20:51Speaker 2: before he was broken up with Brittany Stowe.
- 1:20:53Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:20:54Speaker 2: And I interviewed Alex Hall first season. And I said...
- 1:20:59Speaker 2: this marriage is never going to last between he and
- 1:21:02Speaker 2: Brittany Stowe. And she was like, why? And I'm like,
- 1:21:06Speaker 2: because I'm like, Brittany Stowe thought she was like marrying
- 1:21:09Speaker 2: a really cute guy that was going to be a
- 1:21:12Speaker 2: citizen and not a star and sell real estate and
- 1:21:15Speaker 2: came from some money and could like, they could live
- 1:21:17Speaker 2: in the OC while she went and been a star.
- 1:21:19Speaker 2: He goes and does this show and he becomes like,
- 1:21:22Speaker 2: And he's now becoming famous.
- 1:21:23Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:21:24Speaker 2: And all these girls are, so all these girls, including
- 1:21:27Speaker 2: Alex Hall, a couple, several of the girls were flirting
- 1:21:30Speaker 2: with him.
- 1:21:30Speaker 4: Another girl was flirting with him and they gave her
- 1:21:32Speaker 4: a lot of shit.
- 1:21:33Speaker 2: They have these like, hey guys, after the open house,
- 1:21:36Speaker 2: we're going to all get in our bathing suits on
- 1:21:38Speaker 2: the beach as realtors do and do a tequila shots
- 1:21:43Speaker 2: and cuddle under blankets together. And so that was happening
- 1:21:47Speaker 2: and they were like getting jealous. And then he made
- 1:21:49Speaker 2: out with some other girl after a Christmas party or something.
- 1:21:52Speaker 2: But then, I'm going to ruin it.
- 1:21:54Speaker 4: Spoiler.
- 1:21:55Speaker 2: Who cares? I believe they're together today, Alex Hall and
- 1:21:58Speaker 2: this guy, right?
- 1:21:59Speaker 4: I'm not sure. I mean, at the end of the season,
- 1:22:02Speaker 4: they finally make out. I was like, is there no reunion?
- 1:22:05Speaker 4: What did I wait around for?
- 1:22:05Speaker 2: I guess there is no reunion.
- 1:22:07Speaker 4: Well, what happened? Isn't that the best part of shows?
- 1:22:10Speaker 2: I think there should be a reunion. No, they did
- 1:22:13Speaker 2: have a reunion.
- 1:22:13Speaker 4: You know what?
- 1:22:14Speaker 2: They did have a reunion for the LA one.
- 1:22:16Speaker 4: Okay, but what about this one?
- 1:22:17Speaker 2: With Chris Shell and all that. Yeah. Chris Shell... Had
- 1:22:21Speaker 2: dated one of the tiny twins. Right.
- 1:22:23Speaker 5: Yes.
- 1:22:24Speaker 4: Jason. I don't think.
- 1:22:26Speaker 2: Maybe they will have one little one. They probably should.
- 1:22:28Speaker 2: They're probably listening to this. Have two little. Make the
- 1:22:33Speaker 2: two tiny twins just one Andy Cohen. Put them together
- 1:22:36Speaker 2: in the middle and have them have their cards and
- 1:22:39Speaker 2: be like.
- 1:22:41Speaker 4: Well, yeah, that's true. I mean, maybe they wait to
- 1:22:43Speaker 4: put it out because what it just aired September 8th.
- 1:22:47Speaker 4: I mean, a month later, they would have put up the... Anyway,
- 1:22:50Speaker 4: who knows? But I just thought that the married woman...
- 1:22:53Speaker 4: Because there was the other girl... Again, I can't remember
- 1:22:56Speaker 4: their names. But the one girl was flirty with him
- 1:22:58Speaker 4: last season. So she was like, you guys all judged
- 1:23:00Speaker 4: me for being flirty. And now look at you, Alex Hall.
- 1:23:02Speaker 4: You're blah, blah, blah. And she's like, yeah, it's different
- 1:23:04Speaker 4: because now he's getting a divorce or whatever. But still,
- 1:23:07Speaker 4: the married woman, who had nothing to do with any
- 1:23:09Speaker 4: of that, just was real obsessed with that. I was like,
- 1:23:12Speaker 4: why do you care this much? She was really... upset
- 1:23:15Speaker 4: about their relationship. So I don't know if that's producer.
- 1:23:18Speaker 2: I think this is producers.
- 1:23:19Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:23:19Speaker 2: Same producers of the hills. And I think they really
- 1:23:21Speaker 2: are like, you got to go in with this and,
- 1:23:24Speaker 2: you know, incentive and you've got to say this and
- 1:23:27Speaker 2: you've got to do that. And, you know, and in
- 1:23:30Speaker 2: the end, you'll probably get some listings handed to you.
- 1:23:34Speaker 2: because people will, will start following you and want to,
- 1:23:37Speaker 2: but I mean, it is like the fakest, the fakest
- 1:23:40Speaker 2: real estate office I've ever seen where they're just like, so,
- 1:23:44Speaker 2: you know.
- 1:23:45Speaker 4: Like, Oh, and then they like, and they all go
- 1:23:47Speaker 4: sit there anytime they want to have a go, I
- 1:23:49Speaker 4: have a conversation. They go sit on a couch and
- 1:23:51Speaker 4: they talk about the person that's sitting at their desk
- 1:23:53Speaker 4: right in front of them. And they're like, I can
- 1:23:56Speaker 4: hear you. And it's like, yeah, cause you're sitting right there.
- 1:23:59Speaker 4: And she's like, Alex needs to understand that she can't
- 1:24:02Speaker 4: act like that. And she's like, okay, okay guy. Like,
- 1:24:04Speaker 4: As if she doesn't hear it. It's so stupid.
- 1:24:06Speaker 2: I mean, and the outfits on both LA and OC
- 1:24:11Speaker 2: get skimpier and skimpier each season while they are, like,
- 1:24:15Speaker 2: showing property. Like, they're basically going to be, like, vagina
- 1:24:20Speaker 2: out by next season.
- 1:24:20Speaker 4: They're going to be, like, a naked attraction. They're just
- 1:24:22Speaker 4: going to walk around with their bottom half showing.
- 1:24:24Speaker 2: They're literally just going to be like, yeah.
- 1:24:27Speaker 4: Because the one girl got so, the two of them
- 1:24:29Speaker 4: that were listing together, she was like, why do you
- 1:24:31Speaker 4: dress like that when we're trying to sell houses?
- 1:24:33Speaker 2: I'm like, you're dressed just as slutty. Like, you're all
- 1:24:37Speaker 2: like little tiny outfits.
- 1:24:38Speaker 4: They have nice bodies. Get on them.
- 1:24:41Speaker 2: I know. I mean, they're, yeah.
- 1:24:43Speaker 4: I also don't think, I know that you have to
- 1:24:45Speaker 4: dress very nicely when you're selling. These are, you know,
- 1:24:48Speaker 4: I never really know if they're actually selling these.
- 1:24:50Speaker 2: No, they're just like.
- 1:24:51Speaker 4: Homes.
- 1:24:51Speaker 2: They're just finding a house to fill. 25 million.
- 1:24:53Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:24:55Speaker 4: But, and so I do understand you got to wear,
- 1:24:57Speaker 4: you know, you can't show up in like my flip
- 1:24:58Speaker 4: flops or something.
- 1:24:59Speaker 1: Right.
- 1:24:59Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:25:00Speaker 4: But I just, they, they'll go to these places in
- 1:25:03Speaker 4: these just like giant stilettos. I'm like, there's no way
- 1:25:05Speaker 4: you're doing that all day walking around properties.
- 1:25:08Speaker 2: No, that's why people at home are just like, I
- 1:25:10Speaker 2: could be a realtor. No, I was a realtor and you,
- 1:25:13Speaker 2: you do dress more casually than other jobs, but I
- 1:25:16Speaker 2: think it is nice to dress nicer. But professional, not
- 1:25:19Speaker 2: full-blown slut.
- 1:25:21Speaker 4: Nicer, but I feel like you need almost like a
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- 1:25:30Speaker 2: Looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker. Yeah, of course.
- 1:25:34Speaker 2: You want that thing going through the teak floors.
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