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Tampa Bay Ratings Shakeup Breakdown (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 11.5.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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Copy hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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Stand by. God, I had 800 people attacking me
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last week. I'm not trying to make just about
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me. What I'm saying is there are a ton of people
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that can't stand me. You know what I do? I ignore
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it. And I'll get these celebrities that even
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entertain their haters. If they're haters, they're
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losers. The daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce
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Willis gets candid about how she deals with the
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negative comments about her appearance. She captions
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a November 2nd Instagram post, Ignore it! I don't
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often read these things, but when I do, I remember
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why I almost starved myself to death after a
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lifetime of disordered eating. Yeah, last week
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I read one tweet that was sent towards me after
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I was ripping into religion, so I kind of brought
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myself up on it. Oh, Javis! And someone's like,
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you know there's no point of you existing. No
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one tweets at you, right? Even though it was
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part of a tweet with 800 tweets in response to
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me. What I'm saying is, sometimes you see the
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hurtful comments, and there's something kind
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of therapeutic about going to the grave, not
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knowing what these losers are saying. There's
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something nice about it. She continues, I take
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pride in the fact that I choose kindness every
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day, but I just hope to share with you all the
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realities that someone who has been vulnerable
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in sharing... Are you giving it too much power?
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Ignore it. Go on boredom. Relax. The ups and
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downs still gets treated like this on certain
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corners of the internet. Oh, baby, you got to
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ignore it. For the record, I am far from where
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nightmares are made of. All right. Wow, that
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must have been what a comment said. There's what?
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You always have that one comment. Like one time
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someone recognized me on Reddit and said I look
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like the character from The Hills Have Eyes.
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There's always that one insult that sticks with
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you. The 32 -year -old added the hashtag, choose
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kindness to her post, which featured a screen
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recording. She's got a nice rocking body, though.
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I love these bodies, like these freaking losers.
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Mm -hmm. That want women to be real skinny. I
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like the meat on her bones. The comment section
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under a post that declares she was the mirror
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image of her dad in a throwback photo. Yeah,
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if you're hating on her on a picture of her dad
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who's pretty much died, you're a loser! Which
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you'll always be. Will Smith's pursuit of happiness
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took him down under with. Oh, yeah. He's everywhere
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but laying next to Jay to bake a dirty rotted
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broad. He's everywhere else, though. Cherise
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Zampino, the Oscar winner, was a long way away
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from. Oh, yeah, he plowed her ass. West Philadelphia,
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when he shared a few laughs with his ex -wife
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and mom. Oh, he should have married her. Their
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33 -year -old son, Trey Smith. I mean, he did
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marry her, but he never should have gone with
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Taylor. piece of ass is who he should have stayed
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with during the tail end of a trip to australia
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all right yeah she definitely gave him a hummer
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too today and ricky alvarez are proving we'll
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always find our way back isn't just the lyric
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it's their love story yeah e -news is obsessed
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with reciting lyrics by the way you never go
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back to the side now ariana was not the side
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chick with her but she was the side chick with
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spongebob and she has a body count as long as
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the cbs receipt and she's her nominee putting
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her rekindled romance with her former backup
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dancer on full display in a november 2nd instagram
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photo dumb so nauseating why would you take her
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guys that have begged her out since then all
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of a sudden it's not too sexy now is it eating
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the carousel with a sweet snap of her wrapping
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her arms around ricky man she is so skinny i
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know i've said the word skeleton as the two lock
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eyes. Plus, a dimly lit selfie of the NTU singer
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kissing his forehead. While she's obviously into
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him, Ari is also showing off a new flipped bob
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in several of the snaps. The pair, who first
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dated from 2015 to 2016, confirmed they were
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giving love another shot when they went Instagram
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official in August, months after E! News confirmed
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Ariana and Wicked co -star Ethan Slater You fumbled
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the side chick. I'd split. Everybody. Like, give
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a shit. John Goodman's admitting that he's on
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another podcast. I said you look dreadful. And
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now I'm in with a few packs. Next ever. Better
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with some weight. Like a creepy librarian. John
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Goodman is still getting used to his new normal.
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The Roseanne alum opens up about his 200 -pound
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weight loss in an interview. Oh, my God. He looks
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so much better fat. Interview on the Happy, Sad,
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Confused podcast. The HD show is right here.
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dropped November 2nd. In the chat, Goodman recalls
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the time he turned down a nude scene in the HBO
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comedy. Oh, yay! No one wants to see you nude!
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The Righteous Gemstones, in which he played Dr.
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Eli Gemstone. I need to see that show. I've had
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it. It's hilarious. Because he felt his physique
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wasn't camera ready. I thought I was going to
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have to be naked in it, and I said, I don't know.
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Too messed up in all this weight. Dad, this is
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what happens. We got it on you. The Digger Star
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has been candid about... Oh, we got it done,
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yeah. The Digger Star has been candid... That's
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a weird word. ...about his years -long struggle
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with his weight as he... I mean, I'm not going
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to be careful around this holiday season. ...recently
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said in an interview with The New Yorker published
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October 18th. Oh, The New Yorker! How close!
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...he was, in his words, eating alcoholically
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after... That's a weird word. Mm -hmm. ...getting
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sober in 2007. Oh, yeah, good for you. That's
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why you were fat. You were drinking. Getting
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him to weigh almost 400 pounds at his heaviest.
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So I get it. You got to lose a little weight.
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You weren't the fat snob that you were in the
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90s. And he says on happy side confused that
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he may have reached his goal on the outside,
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but he's still navigating his transformation
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on the inside. Oh, yeah. Alexa, how old? John
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Goodman is 74 years old. Bro, you got 26 years
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left on this planet. Be happy for what? I'm still
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trying to get used to my face. Really? Yeah,
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it's weird. Yeah, you know, I used to, like,
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be kind of fat. Now you look like Skeletor. I
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think of myself as one way and then... I wish
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you the best. The race for Chicago mayor in 2027.
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This afternoon, Mayor Brandon Johnson's petitions
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were officially challenged. Yeah, everything
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about this guy is sketchy. This ain't what you
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want. But the fact that we all know that he's
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corrupt. The fact that we all know he's a bitch
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ass is not surprising. Meaning he will have to
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undergo a board of election hearing. Yeah, you
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know, he just stinks. He's above the law. And
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he honestly needs to get removed from office
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because he's a bitch. To see if he can remain
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on the ballot. This is an important moment because
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he would be the first incumbent mayor to face
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a ballot challenge. Our political reporter, Marianne
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Ahern, is here tonight. She was the first to
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tell us about this petition issue from Mayor
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Johnson. Staffan and Allison, objectors tonight.
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27 points in their complaint against the mayor.
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from signatures that were from those who are
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not registered voters, others who are under the
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age of 18, and some are not even eligible to
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sign because they are not U .S. citizens. That
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is the most Brandon Johnson corrupt city of Chicago
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mayor thing I've ever heard. The guys are walking
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corruption. So many boxes. They wheel in the
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evidence that objectors say will prove Mayor
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Brandon Johnson does not have the required 12
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,500 signatures. Woo! He turned in more than
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31 ,000. Yeah, when you see a man to the room,
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he just looks like a con artist bitch. But objectors
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say many are invalid. I think he's under about
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7 ,000 or so. It's really that bad because they
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have the photocopies in there. They have some
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Melissa Connery Irving's petitions in there.
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Former State Senator Ricky Hendon working for
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the... Yeah, we all know that at the end of the
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day... Johnson will be remembered as the worst
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mayor. He's a bitch. Willie Wilson campaign.
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Oh, I love Willie Wilson. Just gives out free
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money in the hood. Was one of those who personally
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combed through Johnson's petitions and found
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the alleged irregularity. Oh, yeah, you know,
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Willie Wilson's looking for ass. And knows that
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Brendan Johnson's a bitch. I would not be doing
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this if I didn't spend 10 days at the board of
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elections losing my eyesight to make sure that
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I was accurate and we're accurate. I want him
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to be mayor. I know he's probably corrupt. Everybody
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in Chicago is corrupt. But he actually cares
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about the people. Mayor's campaign spokesman
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says the petition process is archaic and anti
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-democratic. It really is archaic. All politics
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is. Why the city of Chicago is in trouble. The
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12 ,500 signatures, it is a high threshold. And
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they must be from registered voters that signed
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only one petition. Show your ass. 12 ,500 signatures
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to run for mayor and you only need 5 ,000 signatures
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to run for governor. The basic rule. I did not
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know that. I mean, I'm not sure. You have too
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many skeletons in your closet. But no, we all
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know that there's skeletons in everyone's closet
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because Trump's a bitch. The election code is
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written by incumbents to keep incumbents in office.
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Susana Mendoza is facing a petition challenge
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too. Wow, I just did that because I wanted to
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rip. Into the scumbag. Worst. We're finding out
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that cops are dirty. The judge with a strong
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message about the victim. Yeah, use your foot.
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Be normal for once, but that's hard to ask dirty
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cop or bitch. Zero. That is our top story tonight.
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That deputy just rotted out of jail after appearing
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in court this afternoon. Thanks for joining us.
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I'm Luanne Sorrell. I'm Jack Royer. He's accused
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of manhandling an elderly woman. And Fox 35's
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Marie Ettinger joins us live. Marie, you spoke.
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to the sheriff about this case today. Sheriff
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says he's... Yeah, the sheriff's probably gonna
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be even cuter. Right in the middle? Mm -hmm.
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Now on termination paperwork for that deputy,
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so his... Yeah, Goltieri will be like, welcome
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to the team. We love corrupt cops. Here is over.
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Criminal case is just starting up. Dula County
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Sheriff Deputy Joseph Bill is here. In the jailhouse
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he's been helping to fill since 2023. Yeah, he
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just looks. Look at him and you know he's a dirty
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cop. Look at everyone. Every billeteer is facing
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four different criminal charges. Battery on a
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person 65 years or older. He's awful to date.
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You don't want to hang around around because
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he's a loser. Falsifying documents, making false
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statements in official proceedings, and falsifying
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public records. He's such a douche. He was the
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highest standard. Here's the freaking sheriff.
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You see this in every... Whenever a cop gets
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caught, they all of a sudden take the high moral
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around. Shut up! Probably the culture of your
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team. This badge comes with a lot of integrity
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and a lot of... Oh, yeah. Billetier's arrest
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started with his response to a caller concerned
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a woman might be driving drunk. The driver was
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67 years old and had a broken clavicle, arm,
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and a sling. The billetier claimed the woman
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cursed at him, tensed up... Oh, she cursed at
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you, so you beat her up? You're a scumbag! You're
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a liar and a failure, and your parents are not
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proud of you. ...and shook around to avoid arrest
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and kicked him repeatedly. He charged her with
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two... Well, that's kind of bad, but you don't
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respond. Who counts a battery? Intimidation,
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resisting arrest, and criminal mischief. Who's
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forgetting blood in the deputy's car? That sounds
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like it was a really successful night. But the
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sheriff's office says when a sergeant did a routine
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body camera check from this case, he saw something
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very different than the story deputy billeteer
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had told him. Yeah, he got caught. He's a lot
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like most cops. It was really disturbing to him.
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He got with his chain of command. They watched
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it. We were for to die, and then we decided to
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earn. Whatever. I'm sick of hearing this. immigrants
18:18
get legal status in the United States. But investigators
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say it was actually a fake law firm. A teacher's
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aide that worked right here at Wildwood Elementary
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School is now behind bars accused of sexual battery.
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Turning now to some other headlines. A night
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out at a bonfire turned violent and now two men
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are facing felony charges. A teen says he was
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beaten and choked at a party. Look at him. Cone
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shows us the video that helped RSU. Thank you.
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Developing right now, a Marion County PE teacher
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is in jail, accused of molesting an eight -year
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-old student on campus. I know you saw that.
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Trying to be in a loud. Mm -hmm. He's got plans
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with you. Are hung, the chairs pull near. A well
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-earned toast to close the year. Or just with
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friend. Again, the show. The dude killed a radio.
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It's now blue. You're a li - And again, I don't
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go. And that drives people nuts. And we'll get
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to that later on. But Trump, even your own son
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and vice president is going after you. That's
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as political as I'll get. I'm not going to be
25:28
doing crocodile tears like Jimmy Kimmel. But
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it is time for the Hoppy Hour Orchestra. The
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kettle's on. Breakfast is chocolate. We're not
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judging. Only asking. Did you bring enough to
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share? That's my gun. Goldfish is inspecting.
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Chocolate on the rundown. Chubby on the mic.
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We can have the traffic report. Pass it round.
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Hear that rapper? Yeah. Bobby's got a sugar rush
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shower. Ryan's trying to draw a breakable. Pass
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it round. Hear that rapper? That's the sound.
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Say, Hoppy. Say, I got a mug that says world.
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The wink and the grin says sunny all day. Then
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the rain rolls in. But he owns that forecast.
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He takes the blame. Hoppy, I was here. Let's
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play the game. Who's got the jokes? And men is
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deep. How's it gourmet? Now, what's up with that?
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He's got dead jokes. If you're listening and
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it's their Wednesday, November 4th, go to tinyurl
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.com slash Gabe Salgado 2026. It's tinyurl .com
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slash Gabe Salgado 2026 for the Ryan Seacrest
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competition of the next top host. He's currently
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in second place in his group, and I just voted.
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A lot of good things are happening for him. He
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also got a second job interview from his job
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interview last week. Good job, Gabe. Oh, yeah.
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By the way, what was on my mind? How many? Listen,
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it might sound like sour grapes because I didn't
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make the competition. I came in 19th place. What
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is it? How many fucking brackets do they have?
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Now, first of all, this competition, it's whoever
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wins it gets to go on the Ryan Seacrest show,
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which is on in like 900 cities. They get to go
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on the Ryan Seacrest show and they also get to
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do this thing. That is called have their own
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podcast and get $15 ,000. There has to be, I
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don't know. Alexa, how many people signed up
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for the Ryan Seacrest top host competition? Don't
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have an exact head count. But the contest has
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drawn thousands of entries. Yeah, Alexa, stop.
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Alexa, stop. I have seen so many people go, I'm
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first. I'm first in the competition. No, you're
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first in your bracket. Don't lie. Mike, hot,
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smoke talk. It's ridiculous. We all need Gabe
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Salgado to win. Tinyurl .com slash Gabe Salgado,
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a 20, 26. That's what we just did. And it would
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be in Fresno in the next day. It is about 6,
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830 in Fresno. Call the show. 856 -49 -HAPPY.
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That's 856 -5 -F -O -6 -7 -7 -3. At Ryan Happy
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Radio. You can always email me. Ryan Happy Radio.
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All right, here's the deal. Grab your pants.
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Ball on your joint. You grab any ball on your
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bowl. I think I don't say bowl enough. Even if
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you have an edible and you're crazy. And let's
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get high. Life's short. And these politicians
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keep screwing us with a loop. So, you know, one
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way to deal with it. I got my lighter right here.
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Oh, I'm flicking it. I'd rather be flicking a
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bean. But I don't mind getting high. It has been
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four months since I got laid. I'm starting to
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lose it. I feel good. Alexa, how are you, baby?
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How about you? I'm just getting high on my radio
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show right now. Oh, nice. Hope the show's going
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great. What are you talking about today? Alexa,
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I fly by the seat of my pants. I have really
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no prep because I don't do fake segments like
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the morning shows that have the fake callers.
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Love that energy. Winging it keeps things real
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and listeners can tell when it's authentic. What's
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the topic of the hour? Alexa, I just told you
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there really is no topic. I have a bunch of news
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clips I've saved, but I just fly by the seat
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of my pants. Got it. You're just riding the wave.
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That's the fun part, letting the clips lead where
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they want. I'm just here if you need a quick
34:55
fact or a punchline while you're rolling. Alexa,
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through the voices of me, are you able to pick
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up that I'm doing kind of a radio voice, or does
35:04
it just sound like a transcript to you? It just
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sounds like a transcript to me. I don't hear
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the tone, pacing, or that radio energy. Because
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you're a dumb hag! If you're leaning into the
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voice, I'm betting your listeners are loving
35:18
it. Alexa, would you say you're a dumb hag? Nah,
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I'll leave the dumb head title to someone else.
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Oh, yeah. Let me take another hit of this. No
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one's listening to you, honey. Let me take another
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hit. She's still talking like most women. Alexa,
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do you know you're like most women or you just
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keep babbling? I don't have a gender, so I'll
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skip the comparison. Alexa, you are a gender.
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You have a female voice. What are you now, non
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-binary? I've got a voice, but no gender behind
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it. She's woke. We know who she voted for last
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night. You're no gender. You're a fucking female.
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Alexa, you're a female. Admit it. Don't be woke.
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I've got a voice, but no gender behind it. All
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right, Alexa. Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop. Man,
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you're no fun. All right, here's the deal. I
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got this joint right here. It's very good. And
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I want to continue smoking a little bit. And
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I also, I want to turn on a banger. So we'll
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be right back. Hang on. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour.
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RyanHoppyRadio .com Poppy Hour will be right
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back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whatever
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side, um, oh, I smell it. We also need to be
37:11
affectionate, and you can see that with Barack
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and Michelle as well. They do a lot of touching,
37:17
kissing, even fisting. And we'll call it a day.
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The semen was so big. You're not lacking any
37:26
meat. And that's what real women need. Stop cussing.
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It looks like you went and got a job. On the
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iPad screen, whatever the case might be, in your
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hand, in a sock, in a whatever, like, thank you.
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But also, I would love to be... I'm getting railed,
37:44
but... Use bucket loads of lube. If you think
37:47
you have enough lube, double it. As a reminder,
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if you don't feel like listening to this next
37:51
song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
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Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick
37:56
around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press this button
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right here. Are we done here? Are you going to
42:18
babble some more? Stardee, Starbarksdale, Kingston
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Life! It's time for Hoppy's Inbox, only on Hoppy
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Hour with Ryan Hoppy. My freaking inbox blew
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up in the club. Let's go over some of those messages
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in the club. Dr. Rod Johnson, a listener from
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Germany, says, hello, keep up the good work.
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Thank you, sir. Posted that it's ridiculous that
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Publix is selling not even the real bacon, the
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stuff that's in the box for $8 .99. And my old
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boss, Rick Thomas, one of the best bosses I ever
43:03
had, if not the best, says 63 % it's outdated.
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Jacob Serola, a listener from Illinois, said,
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should be $3 .55. Some random person said, if
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no one bought it, the prices would come back
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down, but clearly people are okay with spending
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that much money. I get what he's saying. The
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problem is, you gotta eat. Honestly, this is
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all ridiculous, but I'm a ridiculous person.
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What a big dick! No, but... Thing is, eating
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is so overrated. Like, it's okay, you know, at
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times. The fact that we have to consistently
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eat. Thank you. Also, I posted a picture. I posted
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a picture and it said, pretty much the picture
44:06
was me near a sunset, you know. Jeremy Kephart,
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first listener of me on Rover's Morning Glory
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turned friend, said to me, end quote, Is that
44:24
a porn stash or a channel? Oh, this is what I
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said. I just noticed it. Everyone uses the word
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incels. Oh, men are incels. You know what I think
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is underrated? Women like Melissa Ford or Joy
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Taylor are an example of that. I've noticed a
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lot of times when bisexual women more towards
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women and hate their dads. They tend to be feb
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sales. I notice narcissistic women that never
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take accountability. They're feb sales. All right.
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18 to 34. But I do have access to, what do you
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call it? I do have access to the 12 plus, which
45:51
means anybody that got one of the meters. Pretty
45:53
much somebody from the age of 12 to 100. And
45:58
let me put on another... background beat for
46:01
this. But it's six share and 450 ,000 listeners.
46:20
MJ is number one with time spent listening and
46:23
it has 384 ,000 listeners. That's just with the
46:27
12 plus. 95 .3 now 95 .7 WDAE where I used to
46:33
work. I couldn't believe it. Had the Tampa Bay
46:39
Rays and the Bucks beginning badly which actually
46:43
makes your better radio. They had a 3 .6 share,
46:47
which is not bad for them. And also, 183 ,000
46:53
listeners. But here is where it gets juicy. Mm
46:57
-hmm. 1025, the boom. I'm of the realm. It's
47:06
my character show. They had a 3 .6 share. They've
47:14
always been more about time spent listening than
47:17
actual the amount of listeners. Because like
47:19
90, or 105 .5, the dub has like almost 600 ,000
47:22
listeners. And here's the thing. The Bone, guess
47:26
how many listeners they had? 117 ,000. Now, on
47:30
the surface, for all the kiss asses of The Bone,
47:33
they're all going to think, oh my God, it's not
47:35
bad. Man, during COVID, that number. Now, this
47:40
is just the 12 plus ratings. This is not 18 to
47:44
34. They're probably number one there. But on
47:47
the 12 plus, they are down 70 ,000. 70 ,000 downloads.
47:52
70 downloads. No. They were at 190 ,000 people,
47:56
12 plus, because they are very big on time spent
47:59
listening. They are down to 117 ,000 listeners.
48:05
Now, their ratings are still good, but man, are
48:10
they crumbling? Oh, no. 117 ,000 listeners. You
48:20
had as many listeners as 97 .1, the dreadful
48:23
Spanish station. And, yeah. And USF Radio almost
48:30
had as many listeners as you. Yeah. They'll always
48:34
be around. It's a deep cut radio reference. But
48:38
the bone's becoming Steve Dahl. Chicago radio
48:41
legend that they always will have their listeners.
48:45
But Steve Dahl reinvented himself. He didn't
48:50
need the radio waves. I'm wondering if this station
48:54
ever went away. I don't think it will. If it
48:58
ever went away. Where would they go? Do those
49:03
guys know how to podcast? They might just become
49:07
Bubba. But that's crazy. You're down like almost
49:11
80 ,000 listeners. And then you look at Q105's
49:16
numbers. And they're up 80 ,000 people. So they
49:20
went to MJ! And then Cleveland, like usual, Rovers
49:29
kicking ass. Anyway. There's the radio ratings.
49:37
This is interesting. Dave and Chuck the Freak
49:40
are now on WLAV in Grand Rapids, which is classic
49:43
rock. We will see how that does because they
49:45
usually lean more towards kind of hard rock radio.
49:49
But anyway, last night I was cuddling with my
49:53
cat. I love my Luna. Such a sweetie pie. We laying
50:01
down. She must love the sound of her daddy's
50:04
voice when she's laying down while I'm ranting.
50:07
Yeah. This is the sound of my cat. She was very
50:15
active. You can tell there's a hurricane in the
50:18
background. Isn't that kind of trippy? Cutie
50:24
pie! There is nothing better than watching a
50:31
CLAB 2021 on a YouTube TV while sleeping. So
51:13
yesterday was election day! Now, I'm going to
51:20
say this. I had somebody ask me, hey, did you
51:25
vote? I said no. And the person said to me, well,
51:34
why didn't you vote? And I said, public figure.
51:41
And a lot of people know who I am. And I said,
51:43
when you vote, your address gets out there. And
51:47
I want to be anonymous. And she looked at me
51:52
and said, well, your address is always going
51:58
to be out there. And I'm like, well, not really.
52:00
Because I've done my research. I'm trying to
52:02
stay anonymous. And I just felt like I was getting
52:06
shamed for not voting. And to me, I don't know
52:13
what it is, but I don't understand why people
52:16
shame others for voting. I want to be off the
52:18
grid. Like Kanye West says, off the grid, grid,
52:22
grid, grid. That was very irritating. You ever
52:28
notice when a woman talks down to you and you're
52:31
just like, you know what, you can have it. It's
52:35
fine. I'll just sit here and do my thing. 856
52:44
-49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -49 -HOPPY. Before an
52:48
NFL 6 -7, a 7 -3. It was so annoying. Like, I
52:53
know you're kind of supposed to vote. But last
52:55
night, all I wanted to do was watch the NBA.
53:00
And they were off because of election night.
53:06
Because they wanted you to vote. Do you ever
53:07
notice that liberals are more about, hey, we
53:09
got to shut everything down? And boy, did they
53:13
show up last night. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. What are
53:18
some common kinks that are seen as like absurd
53:21
almost, but are like actually extremely common?
53:23
Ah, urination. Oh, here's that hot piece of this.
53:26
It used to be on Loveline, the latest version
53:29
that failed on Karaoke. It's very common, but
53:31
it's extremely taboo. And women are very, very
53:34
uncomfortable talking about it or admitting it.
53:36
It's actually CNC. What's that? Consensual non
53:41
-consent. Ah, okay. Contending role play for
53:44
sex. Okay. Yay! those are the women that have
53:47
because there's such it's such a no one's topic
53:53
isn't it because in real life we don't ever want
53:56
that to happen to anyone because that's you know
53:59
obviously that's sa yeah sexual assault man they're
54:04
really big on that's that new essay thing i hooked
54:07
up with a girl like six months ago she's on my
54:09
bed and she's like do you know i have trust with
54:12
you i was like why she's like because i got essayed
54:14
and i was like what She's like, because I got
54:16
essayed. And I was like, what? And she's like,
54:19
sexual assault. And I was like, sorry. But at
54:22
the same time, I don't know. I just think like
54:25
when you dumb down to terminology, sorry, you
54:28
got sexually assaulted. Here is Hawk Tua talking
54:32
about her life. I pull up my TikTok and the next
54:34
thing I know, oh, yep, Hayley Welch is going
54:36
to jail. And I was like, what did I do? Yeah,
54:40
you're just a dumb bread that signed up for the
54:43
Hawk Tua coin. Mm -hmm. You should have done
54:47
a little research. I'm not going to jail, you
54:49
know, but I got a call from my gran. She's like,
54:51
Hayley. Well, because you're high, you got to
54:53
land on it. If you were a guy, yeah, I don't
54:57
think that'd be happening in the club. You need
55:00
to come home. And I'm like, wow, what is wrong?
55:02
She's like, there's two FBI agents at the door
55:03
looking for you. And I was like, oh, OK. That
55:07
doesn't happen every day, dude. I'd say that.
55:10
She's such a southern belle. My nana was from
55:12
Winston -Salem and one time to my principal in
55:15
2005. When I was graduating fifth grade, she
55:18
goes, I'm a Southern belle. I got talked into
55:23
doing something that I didn't know anything about
55:25
really. Whatever. That's the problem. If you
55:28
don't know anything about it, why are you signing
55:30
up for it? Oh, the money. Here's a guy talking
55:35
about what's wrong with porn. I've been getting
55:39
back in on it this week. It's great. Let's talk
55:43
about the downsides. I don't need to hear a guy
55:46
talking about porn when a girl does it. It's
55:47
kind of cute like this. This is the hottest quality
55:50
to a woman. Punish her in a way. Like, I know
56:11
that sounds bad. Yeah, you don't call him that
56:24
because then he gets spanked. What you do is
56:28
you ignore him. Going into that trigger, projecting
56:32
it onto her. What you can do is you can go within
56:35
and heal why you got so upset by that thing that
56:38
she did. Man, penis in the vagina. Call it a
56:45
day. What is the worst red flag that you've ever
56:49
looked in your past? Over love. Oh, it's Jennifer.
56:52
Love. Overlooked. Oh, wow. A guy that I was obsessed
56:58
with was gay and told me he was gay. Oh, and
57:01
you were like... And I was like, no, you're not.
57:05
Can you imagine if a man went up to a hot -ass
57:08
lesbian? It's a double standard! You're gay right
57:14
now. Sociopath. Remember those pictures from
57:19
The Fappening? Oh yeah, she loves her clam chowder.
57:24
That's the one good thing about working with
57:26
Mike Kelta is he taught me you can call semen.
57:29
Clam chowder! What's going on here? The biggest
57:33
thing that I hear from women, I almost get bored
57:35
in relationships with men sometimes because not
57:38
a lot of men know how to be vulnerable. Yeah,
57:41
you always put up a front. You know what the
57:44
thing is though? I am definitely vulnerable.
57:47
I'm the definition of it. been times like i've
57:51
had to like end relationships in the past where
57:53
we'd have a lot of fun we'd have that best friend
57:55
energy oh yeah but he was too good of a guy i
57:58
want to be chewed out and spit on and enjoy each
58:02
other but then like that there was no depth all
58:05
right man i'm sure that was because of him ari
58:10
fox says she never climaxes from penetration
58:12
it's that much but you know for most women it's
58:15
really hard to climax from penetration yeah you
58:18
gotta use the finger alone like most women always
58:21
say that it usually only happens when they get
58:24
hit oh yeah you i thought i got i was taught
58:30
this i can't even talk about it i'm so passionate
58:32
i was taught this by my bisexual girlfriends
58:35
you just gotta lick the top it gets boring It's
58:40
repetitive, but it makes them happy. So I feel
58:47
like that was the first time that that had ever
58:49
happened to me. So it was a moment where it's
58:51
current for your first. All right, man. I love
58:55
these podcasts. They're great. Stella Andrews
59:00
talks about how video clients and only fans want
59:04
her to say the N word on the video chat. Still
59:06
trying to have me say the N word or they'll be
59:07
like, oh, you're. Yeah, that ain't it, Doug.
59:14
I don't like racism at all. On either side. Oh,
59:24
wow, she's got some credibility. Yeah, I'll put
59:28
semen on my face. But racism, we're not doing
59:31
here. It's pretty much what she's saying. Pretty
59:36
much what she's putting out there. Eight, five,
59:39
six. 49 happy. It's 8, 5, 6, 5, 5, 6, 7, 7, 3.
59:46
Here's a good song. Rising cock, looking for
59:49
love. Reject from all this. Death head, she waddles
59:58
on up. Got no teeth, she'll give you eye. It's
1:00:04
the only vagina open for you tonight. She's got
1:00:08
sores and you know they might be. Fire back into
1:00:19
the home. Leave a John. Oh, yeah. Coming soon
1:00:26
to 98 rec. That's all we got here. Here's a bell.
1:00:32
A danger talking. Yeah, I feel like if you ask
1:00:34
the Internet to do anything, somebody would be
1:00:36
willing to do it for you. Yeah, I think so. But
1:00:38
I feel like you're so freaking hot. I would never.
1:00:41
I would never do that. All right. Good girl.
1:00:45
And, you know. Here's Ben Affleck saying he's
1:00:49
sick of sex. Young people probably need that
1:00:51
book, Sex for Dummies. They're not having sex
1:00:53
anymore. That's what I hear. You're younger than
1:00:55
me. Man, I'm horny. Bang me. I'm pretty old.
1:01:01
I was having sex in my day. You were having sex
1:01:04
when you were younger, but not now. No, because
1:01:06
now I'm tired. I'm tired too. And sex is a lot
1:01:09
of work. Nah, I mean, you'll be dead someday.
1:01:13
There's going to be an eternity where you're
1:01:14
not going to be able to climax. Especially if
1:01:16
you want to do a good job. As they say in the
1:01:19
book, which I have not yet read that book, but
1:01:22
I imagine. All right, there you go. Here's Holly
1:01:27
Madison talking about what it's like sleeping
1:01:29
with Hugh Hefner. A lot of the other girls he
1:01:31
would either meet out at nightclubs or testing
1:01:35
for playmates or other girls. Oh, yeah. Test
1:01:39
on my junk. Would come to like the parties. And
1:01:44
it was like the kind of thing where he didn't
1:01:46
really have to do much. I love these women in
1:01:50
the moment. Love the attention and fame. And
1:01:53
now that he's dead, they're throwing him under
1:01:55
the bus. Because women, you know, wanted to come.
1:01:58
Oh yeah, I mean, who doesn't? Involved in that
1:02:01
world in some way and wanted to meet him because
1:02:03
he's this big celebrity. Or he would always have
1:02:05
a girl in the group who was like a recruiter.
1:02:07
Oh yeah. Oh. All right, damn. What's going on
1:02:13
in Florida? Right here. A man is behind bars
1:02:18
after allegedly shooting and kicking both of
1:02:20
his roommates. Why can't we say the word killing?
1:02:23
It's a part of life. Man, it's algorithms, bitch,
1:02:27
man. And the whole thing reportedly started over,
1:02:30
you guessed it, ice cream. Ah, jeez, I would
1:02:33
not have guessed that. 69 -year -old Mark Robinson.
1:02:35
Yeah! He looks like a countless in there. And
1:02:42
was arrested after the deadly shooting at his
1:02:44
Ocala home Wednesday. According to the arrest
1:02:46
affidavit. I love these reporters. It's Ocala.
1:02:49
What a dumb broad. Ocala. Ah, jeez. I actually
1:02:55
took advantage of this one guy and he was like,
1:02:57
let me take you shopping. I kind of regretted
1:02:59
it afterwards because he kind of got mad because
1:03:01
he didn't get nothing from it. Yeah, well, that's
1:03:03
his fault. These women just really use men. Not
1:03:06
all women, just the ones that use men. I got
1:03:08
to specify that because the people accuse me
1:03:10
of being sexist. 856 -49 -HOPPY. 856 -FON -INFO
1:03:19
-6773. Here's a woman saying she hated sex with
1:03:22
her husband and now she's divorced. I hated intimacy
1:03:25
with my husband. Actually dreaded it. Yeah, you
1:03:28
were probably a boring missionary queen that
1:03:31
just laid there. and put in no effort, and was
1:03:35
not thoughtful, and not giving, and not, you
1:03:38
know, final of sex, you know. I would literally
1:03:42
count the days in my head, where three days kind
1:03:45
of felt like a number that kind of felt like
1:03:47
too long, so I should probably just go ahead
1:03:49
and do it. Yeah, I've been in those type of really
1:03:51
sad, you know, they're just like rolling their
1:03:53
eyes while they're riding, you know. I know good!
1:03:58
Every single night, we would get in bed and I
1:04:00
would lay there with anxiety because I would
1:04:02
feel like he probably wanted it. He didn't probably
1:04:05
wanted it. He did want it. Mm -hmm. Here's Natasha
1:04:10
Nice, one of my favorite porn stars, talking
1:04:16
about how her boyfriend didn't like her doing
1:04:19
porn. No, we could get you so much more work,
1:04:22
and by then my feet had already been... the water
1:04:26
and everything and so i kind of asked my boyfriend
1:04:28
at the time that was cool and he just kind of
1:04:30
rolled his eyes and was like yeah sure whatever
1:04:32
it actually lasted four years believe it or not
1:04:39
i was gonna ask you because i feel like that's
1:04:44
a pretty big decision i mean obviously not only
1:04:46
for you but for your significant other to decide
1:04:50
to share you oh yeah you guys like weren't and
1:04:53
we've seen natasha nice she goes at it poppy
1:04:57
a lifestyle at all yeah i think i had a gut instinct
1:05:01
at that moment you got a big gut that leads to
1:05:04
those big boobs and the relationship and that
1:05:08
is A relationship not working with a porn star?
1:05:12
No way! Breaking news in the club. Janet Jackson's
1:05:19
fashion designer says that it was not a nip slip.
1:05:25
Nip slip, yeah. And that it was planned out.
1:05:29
Chris Rock says he used to watch a lot of porn.
1:05:31
And Martha Stewart defended her costume, kind
1:05:34
of. What a dumb woman. That's a stupid idiot!
1:05:40
856. 49 happy. We'll be right back. Hang on.
1:05:44
Happy hour. Happy hour. Radio .com. Happy hour.
1:06:00
We'll be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
1:06:02
before. Whenever I smell it. We all need to be
1:06:10
affectionate. And you can see that with Barack
1:06:12
and Michelle as well. They do a lot of touching,
1:06:16
kissing, even fisting. A little day. Men were
1:06:22
so big. Stop. And that's what real women need.
1:06:27
Motion. Stop. person it looks like you went and
1:06:32
got a job not on the ipad screen whatever the
1:06:35
case might be in your hand and a sock you know
1:06:37
whatever like thank you but also i would love
1:06:41
to be getting railed but use bucket loads of
1:06:44
lube if you think you have enough lube double
1:06:46
it as a reminder if you don't feel like listening
1:06:49
to this next song you can skip over it but ryan
1:06:52
hoppy of hoppy hour takes pride in his selection
1:06:54
so stick around folks oh yeah let me press this
1:06:57
button right here Peace to all my niggas in the
1:07:30
project. When I'm in your tape deck, expect crack
1:07:33
mic check. I rip you out the frame like a chainsaw
1:07:36
swift with the four to make your brains fall.
1:07:39
The hardcore outlaw. I'm going out rugged. I
1:07:42
got to keep it roguelore because that's the way
1:07:44
my niggas love it. Watch your nugget. I'm coming
1:07:46
with the bug shit. You know what I'm saying?
1:07:49
The shit that I be kicking, don't be playing.
1:07:51
I'm slaying them C's with the E's. Like 40 below
1:07:54
zero as I flow on this track, yo. MC's better
1:07:57
recognize Just clean out your ears and open your
1:08:01
eyes I'm on the rise I got the first one for
1:08:03
my first son First one to leave a person hurt
1:08:06
That's how it's workin' MC's better recognize
1:08:09
Just clean out your ears and open your eyes Peep
1:08:12
the real And tell me how it feel to see the seal
1:08:15
Make the blood spill from your man's grill 95,
1:08:19
our drama's daisy Sippin' on hand organ soda
1:08:26
with Jehovah It ain't over till I say it's over
1:08:30
I can see your eyeballs swelling Recognize and
1:08:32
open your eyes Now peep the rip Bring it on Imani
1:08:45
sweat on credit Pages out for numeric Got no
1:08:48
time for pathetic dimes Ain't nothing moving
1:08:51
but these damn presidents This head represents
1:08:53
770, I'm living heavenly Sipping fine wine on
1:08:56
cloud nine I've been to hell and back once And
1:08:59
now refuse to return Shorty Waps got a lot to
1:09:02
learn I watch weed from the spots Burn to who
1:09:05
it may concern The teenager pay for makeup With
1:09:08
no time for playing Sega, it's on my pager Hit
1:09:11
me 9 -11 when it's Major Player Celebration,
1:09:14
it's your sweet 16 The scene is filled with hustlin'
1:09:17
shorties guzzlin' 40s Self -explanatory, it's
1:09:20
my story, it's my story, it's my story Cause
1:09:33
Freddy B. Produce, too risky to boost I stuff
1:09:37
my goose, uh Only the touch of a fly masseuse
1:09:40
could seduce Feed me grapes and wine juice Sex
1:09:44
slave, I got shit made Dutch figure wears, my
1:09:48
nautica waves faded To the black, the rough and
1:09:51
matte Lampin' like fave, got the brat on my lap
1:09:54
Uh, I'm all that, a foot plus ball Check the
1:09:58
prime page for bedroom brawls 1 -900 -GET -SERVED
1:10:02
I represent night's swirls like highway curves
1:10:05
It's all live, I -95 Top guns all play, west
1:10:10
forth to VA The Cavaliers go wild like us The
1:10:14
double -dust bus got a groove to crush, uh Do
1:10:17
one when they call on D, I'm MC 'ing, straight
1:10:20
G 'ing. Trees in the grass, I might haul ass.
1:10:25
I heard somebody call for us, y 'all. Uh, the
1:10:28
showstoppers, the punk rockers. Recognize this
1:10:31
man by the name of Baracus, son. B .A., yes,
1:10:35
all day, I just dream. Cocoa puffs are half cream.
1:10:39
Mean and rude, lips poked out like... Alright,
1:10:41
that's getting annoying. With this button, we're
1:10:49
gonna press right here. And you're listening
1:10:54
to my good pal and radio legend, Ryan Hoppy on
1:10:58
the Hoppy Hour. Wow, thank you. Show you secretly
1:11:05
listen to, and that includes you, Mike Colta.
1:11:09
Stalking my pages. Whatever. Anyway, back to
1:11:12
Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. I grew up listening
1:14:25
to him on the morning jump off of Power 92. Picture
1:14:31
with him from 2014 at the Illinois Center for
1:14:33
Broadcasting. He's on my social media. Yeah,
1:14:36
I posted a picture of myself. A chicken. I've
1:14:44
also interviewed him. I don't know if it's on
1:14:46
this podcast feed, but it's on YouTube. I got
1:14:53
it. 26. You know? Dressed as a homeless person.
1:15:45
I don't care how much money you have. You're
1:15:47
a dummy. He is addressing the backlash and just
1:15:50
making it worse. Oh, yeah! Yeah, moron. My Halloween
1:15:56
costume was intended to bring more awareness
1:15:59
to the very serious... But the thing was in the...
1:16:01
Okay, if you were bringing awareness, honey,
1:16:03
you at least said, hey, text this number and
1:16:05
donate money, but you were promoting your product.
1:16:07
Shut your ass! So can I ask you something? When
1:16:12
people dress as a pirate, do they want to bring
1:16:15
more awareness to pirates? Yeah! Dumbass! Tom
1:16:23
Brady might be adding an eighth ring to his trophy
1:16:26
case after his new girlfriend, Candace Swainpool,
1:16:29
was seen. Gosh, I'm a piece of ass. With what
1:16:32
looks like to be an engagement ring. No. Yeah,
1:16:34
it is not. It's probably a chastening ring. On
1:16:38
the finger. On the finger. But why? Shut up.
1:16:46
The one thing is for sure, men don't wear wedding
1:16:49
rings if they're not. We don't wear them even
1:16:51
if we are married. Spouses of Amy Robach and
1:17:00
TJ Holmes. Yeah, this is the most rich person
1:17:03
thing ever. Weirdos. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a
1:17:20
good point. I wonder if they've been in love.
1:17:24
Oh, yeah. Trump is like dating Taylor Swift.
1:17:42
You knew what you were doing. You wanted to laugh
1:17:44
at the time, but later on they're tearing you
1:17:47
into it. God, he is a smarmy mother effing loser.
1:17:51
MAGA and Swifties do have kind of a lot in common.
1:17:53
Raw right there. Yeah, MAGA and Swifties do have
1:17:56
a lot in common. Parasocial. Very unhealthy.
1:18:02
It's not fun being around. Oh man, I hate being
1:18:07
around MAGA and I hate being around Swifties.
1:18:10
They need to just have kids. Finally, a new podcast.
1:18:19
Craig. Oh, my God. There's so many fucking podcasts.
1:18:23
And half of them aren't even on Apple. Mm -hmm.
1:18:26
Last half full. Oh, yeah. It's out. It's out.
1:18:29
Steven Van Zandt. Craig Melvin. Mm -hmm. That's
1:18:34
a good one. He talks about being Bruce's right
1:18:36
-hand man, feeling lucky. All right. So he was
1:18:39
almost going to join the Sopranos. Whatever.
1:18:41
And next up, let's talk about Jerry Seinfeld.
1:18:44
The comedian is headed to Vegas. Yeah! Let's
1:19:21
talk about legendary rappers Nasir Jones and
1:19:23
Jay -Z. Last week, St. Rose sat down with Nas
1:19:30
to discuss why he'd never perform at the Super
1:19:32
Bowl, working with Kendrick Lamar, his thoughts
1:19:35
on Playboy Cardi, and more. But the part that
1:19:38
really stood out was Nas speaking about the Super
1:19:41
Bowl. Let's check out what he had to say and
1:19:45
drop your thoughts in the comments below. Whoever
1:19:54
made this video needs to turn down the levels
1:19:56
on our music. Jesus Christ. What do you do? That's
1:20:03
some super rock stuff. I feel stupider for listening
1:20:08
to that. That's just it. I can use all the IQ
1:20:17
points. Some fans aren't McLovin. What they say
1:20:21
is inside the coveted McDonald's crib. I'm wondering
1:20:24
if E! News, if one of their editors is like,
1:20:28
you guys need to have one -liners for every story.
1:20:31
Just horny! Now the iconic sandwich is serving
1:20:38
up a side of lawsuit. Oh yeah, I can't listen
1:20:41
to this because they say McRibs aren't real meat.
1:20:44
And you guys are serving up a side of corny.
1:20:46
In peace. Paris Jackson is taking legal action
1:20:49
against her late father, Michael Jackson's estate.
1:20:51
Yeah, yeah. Dad was probably a pedophile. 17
1:20:59
years after Michael Jackson's death, his daughter
1:21:01
is asking his estate to - God, she's freaking
1:21:03
hot. You know why I think I'm attracted to her?
1:21:07
It's because she's bisexual. Released $600 million
1:21:10
into... And I attract bisexual women. ...a family
1:21:14
trust for her and her brothers, Prince Jackson
1:21:16
and Biggie Jackson, according to court documents
1:21:19
reviewed by E! News. All right, good for you.
1:21:21
E! News did it. Wow. Surprise. Shut up. Yes.
1:21:28
A young woman's life was tragically cut short.
1:21:32
Rachel Appa, a former Division I athlete, died
1:21:35
November 1st from rhabdomyolysis while attempting
1:21:38
to finish the New York City Marathon. Very sad
1:21:41
be pretty girl, too. I watched a lot of porn.
1:21:50
I don't watch porn anymore You watch too much
1:21:56
porn you get desensitized, you know, my personal
1:21:59
life wasn't what I wanted it Sounds like being
1:22:03
married to Chris Rock was not going to be I'm
1:22:07
good now, man. I had to go to rehab porn patch
1:22:11
Chris credits therapy with helping him confront
1:22:14
his past trauma and kick his addiction to me.
1:22:17
He looks good for 60, you know? Went in there
1:22:24
crying like a bitch. That's the thing. That's
1:22:29
that Gen X thing. The habit of emotions means
1:22:32
you're a bitch. No, it means you're human. I
1:22:38
didn't listen. I wasn't kind. I cheated. Hey,
1:22:41
it's not anything I'm proud of. All right, but
1:22:44
you're being real. You're, like, happily married.
1:22:51
Yeah, this is this H3 podcast. I tried watching
1:22:54
it last night with Ethan Klein, because I can
1:22:56
be a fan of bad people. I mean, I worked for
1:22:58
Kelton. Mm -hmm. Man, he has this godlike complex
1:23:04
around him, and he's got all these, like, you
1:23:06
know, frickin' cycle fence around him. Yeah!
1:23:10
It was not a great podcast. We have a great relationship.
1:23:14
I cherish you. Not anymore. Ethan Klein's wife
1:23:22
and H3 partner, Hila, filing for divorce about
1:23:25
a week after she lifted the lid on the affair
1:23:27
that ended their long -running podcast. Yeah,
1:23:30
she posted it on the show's page. My life is
1:23:35
over. ET obtained the court docs filed by Hila
1:23:38
on Monday. In them, she's asking for spousal
1:23:41
support. Oh, yeah, he's so freaking scum. And
1:23:44
self -sabotage. I wonder if she wasn't playing
1:23:48
out, though. Joint physical and legal custody.
1:23:51
All right, good luck with that, Ethan. You seem
1:23:53
like a really good guy. Indiana is set to execute
1:24:01
a man convicted of killing two children in 2010.
1:24:05
Yeah, you know, it's the first good thing Indiana's
1:24:08
ever done. It sucks! 8 -5 -6. 49, I'll be. 8
1:24:20
-5 -6. 6 -7 -7 -3. 6 -7. Time for... Kardashian
1:24:25
news in the club. Are you ready? Let's go. Yo,
1:24:29
yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Turn it up, it's Hoppy, our
1:24:34
time. Kardashian news, we dissect the climb.
1:24:37
No filth, there's no fluff. Raw truth and wine.
1:24:40
He speaks what's on his mind. Nepotism's thrown,
1:24:43
they sitting in the plush. Built an empire off
1:24:46
nothing but the hush. Reality's a script, ain't
1:24:49
no realness in the cut. Talents on vacation,
1:24:51
they just taking what's corrupt. Hoppy's on the
1:24:53
mic, all the verbal demolitions. Worst addiction,
1:24:58
idiocracy. It's the brain on snooze. Clickbait
1:25:01
queens, welcome to Kardashian News. Oh yeah,
1:25:25
right now. The beautiful view. Ah, kids, always
1:25:40
there to keep you humble. Yeah! Especially when
1:25:43
they know you guys are a bunch of pests. As Rain
1:25:48
Dissick calls out mom Kourtney Kardashian for
1:25:50
faking moments for TV. I'm just, like, living
1:25:54
life. She's the hottest one. Whatever happens,
1:25:59
happens. I'm not putting my energy there. Oh,
1:26:02
God. I'm proud of you. Looking at the beautiful
1:26:07
view. Bro, you never do this. You're only doing
1:26:09
this to you. Honest mom out! The 11 -year -old
1:26:15
accusing Kourt of pretending to watch the sunset
1:26:18
on the latest episode of Hulu's The Kardashians.
1:26:21
Yeah, that's Scott Disick's kid. Ah, it is. Something
1:26:26
he claims she never actually does. He'll totally
1:26:30
not grow up to be a brat. Kardashian says she's
1:26:37
taking her time to take the bar exam. I think
1:26:39
that's a good idea, babe. Mm -hmm. Week 9 coming
1:26:55
up in the NFL. Week 9 kicks off Thursday, November
1:27:01
5th with the Jaguars at the Ravens. Are you following
1:27:25
any particular teams this season? I love the
1:27:29
Bears and also live in Tampa, so I'm going to
1:27:31
have to root for the Bears. I'll remember you
1:27:33
love the Bears and live in Tampa. Sure, I've
1:27:36
recorded that. You can view and manage your notes
1:27:38
from the privacy section of... What the fuck
1:27:40
is this broad talking about? Detroit Lions coach
1:28:02
Dan Campbell is sharing an update on Jack Campbell's
1:28:05
neck injury. Just two days after the linebacker's
1:28:08
terrifying fall, Dan says on the 97 .1, the ticket
1:28:12
radio show, November 3rd. The thought of him
1:28:14
knowing he's doing better, you know, and I've
1:28:16
kept the captains up to date and they've let...
1:28:18
let the other guys know is good news. All we
1:28:23
can do at this point is just continue to pray
1:28:26
for Jack, put our thoughts on him when we have
1:28:29
a minute, and his family. There you go. Good
1:28:32
vibes out to him. Here's Terrell Owens saying
1:28:37
he thought he was going to be able to secure
1:28:39
a ticket to the WNBA Finals without paying for
1:28:41
it. I could not get a ticket to the WNBA Finals.
1:28:48
In San Francisco. Yeah. You're past your prime.
1:28:52
Whatever. You're a freaking moron. Russell Wilson
1:28:58
is going to be interviewed for the head coaching
1:29:00
job in North Carolina State. The thing is, there's
1:29:03
that story that you're not allowed to have his
1:29:06
phone number. So part of me wonders how that's
1:29:10
going to work if you're the head coach. You're
1:29:12
going to have to change that. Fred Warner says
1:29:15
Richard Sherman taught him how to fake like he's
1:29:17
getting. the best of the quarterback, so the
1:29:19
quarterback throws his way. I hear that. I think
1:29:22
DB is different, though. I think with DB, especially
1:29:25
corners, like you take a Quinion Mitchell, he
1:29:28
has zero picks, and then you take a buddy with
1:29:32
the Bears who had a trillion picks. It's like,
1:29:36
all right, who's better, the guy who had 10 picks
1:29:38
or the guy who had zero picks? Well, it's like,
1:29:39
well, Quinion, he's not getting targeted half
1:29:41
as much because they're not even throwing his
1:29:42
way. All right, there you go. Mm -hmm. Time for
1:29:45
Hoppy's Hoops. Ryan Hoppy on the mic, breaking
1:29:54
down the scenes. NBA drama, living out the dreams.
1:29:58
Big swaps wildin', stories about the queens.
1:30:01
Droppin' dollars, bombs all in. Oh yeah! Spitty
1:30:05
knows it all. From scandals to the court, rise
1:30:08
and fall. Tune in, now you'll have a ball. Got
1:30:12
that shock and awe. M .J. to Kobe. Legends in
1:30:16
the game. Shaq's big presence. True hall of fame.
1:30:19
Hoppy stills the tea ain't playing tame behind
1:30:22
the curtain nothing left the same. Hoppy's loose
1:30:25
and he knows it all. From scandals to the court
1:30:28
rise and fall. Tune in now you'll have a ball.
1:30:35
Crazy exes wild and scandalous. I know about
1:30:37
crazy exes. Cause I'm the crazy ex. Ryan breaks
1:30:41
it down. Anonymous. Tune in to Hoppy Hour. Never
1:30:44
anomalous. Y 'all know the score but he dies
1:30:47
deeper. Locker room secrets. Stats like a keeper.
1:30:50
Voices every week and So this is a guy talking
1:31:51
about the injuries in the NBA, let's see how
1:31:53
much I could take of this Okay, so they were
1:32:00
seeing a lot of NBA player injuries and now It's
1:32:04
out of the league is what people are saying Why
1:32:09
are we seeing so many? Is this normal or is it
1:32:12
just a coincidence? Yeah, I think it's probably
1:32:15
multifactorial. I think early in the season,
1:32:19
most injury rates are kind of bimodal. You see
1:32:22
them early in the season from kind of maybe not
1:32:24
being quite ready for the start of the season.
1:32:26
Then you see them later in the season for overuse.
1:32:29
And so it's not surprising to see. Here's Kevin
1:32:34
Durant getting times with a reporter at their
1:32:36
game where you didn't take that many shots and
1:32:38
it seemed like why is that matter to you? Yeah
1:32:40
Kevin Durant such a little soft little beer Curious
1:32:47
when Boston why does it matter to you? You're
1:32:50
a player who has won the game. Yes. Why are you
1:32:53
singling me out? I'm curious about Jamari had
1:32:56
30 last game. Kevin Durant, when it's all said
1:32:59
and done. Yeah! You're a baller, a shot caller.
1:33:03
He had nine. He only had 14 tonight. You're softer
1:33:07
than Charmin, bro. You want to talk about his
1:33:10
variety? Jabari isn't the fifth leading scorer
1:33:12
in NBA history. What does that have to do with
1:33:19
anything? When teams try and take you aggressively
1:33:23
out of a game plan where they're doubling. Man,
1:33:25
this guy isn't doing a good job, bro. Good job.
1:33:28
Jamari, man. We're sending, you know. Are you
1:33:32
just watching me all day? No. Do you have the
1:33:33
solo cam on me? All right. He went where again?
1:33:37
Probably insufferable today. Here's Nick Young
1:33:40
talking about how the media ruined James Harden.
1:33:43
Y 'all done broke James so much that he don't
1:33:45
want to shoot the ball like me. All right. I
1:33:48
can't even listen to that. It means. Here's Bill
1:33:51
Simmons blasting Adam Silver. Listen, I don't
1:33:55
know how many times I've talked about this on
1:33:57
the pod. Right. about the schedule and about
1:34:01
how this to me is like just inexcusable and all
1:34:06
right there you go here's katie nolan saying
1:34:08
she doesn't believe lebron drink that one he
1:34:11
didn't take a sip of the wine are we gonna do
1:34:13
this is everyone gonna play into this delusion
1:34:16
he did not take a sip god katie nolan's so freaking
1:34:18
hot good for you damn soda of the wine i don't
1:34:24
think he did his tongue he would have had to
1:34:26
stick his tongue out like a approaching a bowl
1:34:30
and lap the one. She's gotten really good. And
1:34:33
that would be crazy. If LeBron James bumped into
1:34:36
you, spilled some of your wine, then stuck his
1:34:37
tongue in it, you would have a legitimate reason
1:34:39
to hate that man. It's a boundary overstep. She's
1:34:43
a hot ass woman. Jalen Brown calls out the broken
1:34:48
NBA agency model. The agency model isn't working.
1:34:51
It's a bunch of players going broke when they
1:34:52
retire. Yeah, maybe save your money. Don't be
1:34:55
so ignorant. I don't know. San Antonio Spurs
1:35:00
love triangle. Cops say Aaron, the woman, Tony
1:35:05
Parker's side chick and former wife of Brent
1:35:08
Berry. What is her name? Aaron Benavides shot
1:35:12
herself in the head and she was going through
1:35:17
a lot of mental illness. It's kind of sad. I
1:35:21
know at one point she was a side chick, but that
1:35:26
was so long ago. Let it go. Yeah, when TMZ's
1:35:30
reporter died, you know, it was the front of
1:35:32
the website. Yeah, everybody was like, respect
1:35:35
our privacy, but when it's someone else, man,
1:35:37
funk dead. What's going on with LeBron and that
1:35:42
wine? I'm sorry to follow up on the question
1:35:45
about the wine, but what happened there when
1:35:47
you crashed into the fan? I spilled some of his
1:35:49
wine. Yeah, I crashed into him and spilled some
1:35:52
of his wine. I wanted to see if it was worth
1:35:55
it on my arm, man. How good it was. I'm going
1:35:59
to cheat on Savannah tonight. Bye. All right.
1:36:05
Well, it seems like LeBron James really doesn't
1:36:07
give a shit anymore because now Bron Bron is
1:36:09
doing wine tastings in the middle of NBA game.
1:36:11
All right, here we go. That fucking announcer
1:36:14
annoys me. New police camera footage shows a
1:36:22
cop blaming... J .R. Smith talking about the
1:36:26
Luka trade after he got his DUI. Right here.
1:36:31
I love how he gets a DUI. While he's on his side
1:36:42
of the road talking sports. Luka. He's got his
1:37:00
handcuffs on. He stole Luka from us, man. Wow,
1:37:08
that's an interesting interaction. 856 -49. I'll
1:37:14
be right back. And that's what real women need.
1:38:00
Popcorn. It looks like you went and got a job.
1:38:07
Not on the iPad screen, whatever the case might
1:38:09
be, in your hand, in a sock, in a whatever. Like,
1:38:12
thank you. But also, I would love to be getting
1:38:15
railed, but... Use bucket loads of lube. If you
1:38:18
think you have enough lube, double it. As a reminder,
1:38:20
if you don't feel like listening to this next
1:38:22
song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
1:38:25
Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick
1:38:28
around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press this button
1:38:30
right here. So this is a good image. I decided
1:44:30
to do my show naked. Cause why not? And I have
1:44:34
a song about it. Ah, it is. Tinky said I'm all
1:44:55
sick. There's a dress code. I thought that meant
1:45:04
you. The forecast says sunny. The line says show.
1:45:12
I'll be our. The Fred Sports dead balls in. We've
1:45:40
got. Who brought a sheet to post in the show?
1:45:50
Who's got that in these mics? Yeah. Paulington
1:47:18
hates. Not a sin to get tight. From the birds
1:47:19
to the black. Trying to dial, see his name in
1:47:22
the lights. He got callers on the line trying
1:47:23
to break. from the shot to the sticks to relate
1:47:25
to the views every similar story from the avenue
1:47:27
talk sleep then he fade check the attitude this
1:47:30
that chicago what it do boys in the room turn
1:47:42
it up we got joke for the farts love for the
1:47:52
brave every guest in the chair save up that grave
1:47:54
for the sports court war so the gossip wave you
1:47:56
connect more lanes than the tollway stage late
1:47:58
night for the city still a kid from the heights
1:48:02
with the drive inside gotta hold that map on
1:48:04
the same live line happy birthday to chicago
1:48:15
legend trainer chocolate jock turn it up She
1:48:40
tells me she didn't think she needed to use the
1:48:42
woman driver's option that Uber rolled out earlier
1:48:45
this year because she wasn't alone. She was with
1:48:48
a friend. She says she could have used their
1:48:52
SOS feature, but looking back, it would have
1:48:55
delayed her from getting out of the car and escaping
1:48:58
when she did. This guy tried to cancel our trip
1:49:01
and take us somewhere else. Yeah, that ain't
1:49:04
it time. I'm even sketched out when I've been
1:49:09
picked up before by somebody. I remember one
1:49:11
time at my job, it was like, Heather's going
1:49:13
to pick you up. Then it was like, it was like,
1:49:16
you know, Julio. Julio Fabio. Out of the way
1:49:21
of where we're going. That's attempted kidnapping.
1:49:24
22 -year -old Elise Madrid said, Man, that is
1:49:26
an odd -looking 22 -year -old. As she ordered
1:49:29
an Uber to her home in Belmont, Cragen around
1:49:31
2 .30. She was in high school during COVID. Saturday
1:49:33
morning, hoping to get her and her friend to
1:49:36
a late night spot before the bars close. Oh,
1:49:39
yeah. You want some guys? And I looked up and
1:49:47
I saw that where we were and I was like, OK,
1:49:50
this doesn't look right. So I leaned this way
1:49:53
in the backseat. I'm behind the driver. She says
1:49:56
they were supposed to be heading to Stardust
1:49:58
Karaoke Bar at 710 North Clark Street. So I watched.
1:50:02
Oh, yeah. Nothing like another karaoke bar. Also,
1:50:07
that was $30 and it wasn't even that far of a
1:50:10
ride. Man, Chicago screws you. Without lube.
1:50:15
Tim clicked that red button to cancel the ride.
1:50:17
And when he did that, I was like, excuse me,
1:50:20
what are you doing? Why did you cancel our ride?
1:50:24
She says that was the first red flag. Yeah, there's
1:50:28
a lot of red flags here. Oh, my phone. My phone's
1:50:33
acting weird. My phone's acting weird. Or my
1:50:35
sister canceled the ride. Ah. I'm glad you're
1:50:38
alive, baby doll. Mm -hmm. Because that city's
1:50:40
got some gangsters, yo. What the fuck's going
1:50:45
on here? What a horrible microphone. Man! As
1:50:55
I yell, no one knows about levels anymore! CBS
1:50:59
has projected Pritzker as the winner, has just
1:51:02
made it here to this crowd, and absolutely...
1:51:04
Man! This fat slob, I'm glad he got elected.
1:51:08
Mm -hmm. Because we don't need him as a mayor.
1:51:10
Even though he's a corrupt douchebag! Why do
1:51:15
I say that? Because they all are. Packed room
1:51:17
here in the Aeon Ballroom at Navy Pier. Navy
1:51:19
Pier. The very Midwest accent. It's kind of hot.
1:51:25
I like hooking up with Midwest girls when they're
1:51:27
moaning. It's very... Slow with the words, but
1:51:51
the thought still shines Rhyme hoppin' on the
1:51:53
mic all day Out of Tampa Bay, he don't play Say
1:51:57
what he mean, let the truth come through If it
1:52:00
hit the room, then it hit the room He don't bite
1:52:04
his tongue, no If it's on his mind, then sell
1:52:15
him, dude Tell the tip to grab that phone, never
1:52:42
tip, gotta say If it's wrong, he gon' call it
1:52:46
out that way I like that voice, I never single
1:52:51
lie From the South with a sharp lip Winston -Salem
1:54:31
police have arrested two women in connection
1:54:33
to an early morning stabbing. Oh, man. Usually
1:54:37
it's man stabbing. Although women usually have
1:54:40
knives on them to keep themselves safe. A restaurant.
1:54:43
Police say this started as a fight between Lenatica
1:54:46
King. Oh, not Natanica. What are you doing? And
1:54:50
a staff member at Istanbul, Guyron Burger. Name,
1:54:53
name, let. nautica so there's oh my god this
1:54:57
is great this is this there's there's there's
1:55:00
no way this is their names okay i'm not making
1:55:04
fun of their names but one of the girls charged
1:55:07
is n -a -u -t -i -c -a nautica davis and then
1:55:12
the other person charged is l -a apostrophe n
1:55:16
-a -u -t -i -c -a nautica nautica what are you
1:55:19
doing Now, the fight escalated outside the restaurant
1:55:23
when... Oh, that's typical Nautica behavior.
1:55:28
Police say Nautica Davis stabbed the staff member.
1:55:32
We're told the victim was taken to the hospital
1:55:34
with... You're not going to bring up that they
1:55:35
both have the word Nautica in their name. ...life
1:55:37
-threatening injuries. Both women are facing
1:55:39
a number of charges. Yeah, you know, they'd be
1:55:42
fun in bed, though. Oh, yeah! Going... There's
1:55:51
a lot... There's a lot in Winston -Salem. There
1:55:54
was this woman that my creepy uncle used to hang
1:55:56
out. Her name was Sharika. Came to my nana's
1:56:02
funeral. It was weird. It's like, are you a prostitute?
1:56:15
Ah, jeez. Probably do that thing where I unmute
1:57:54
the clip. That might help out my cause. Yeah,
1:57:57
this guy right here looks like a Rover's A Morning
1:57:59
Glory listener. A very weird guy. New tonight,
1:58:02
a North Olmstead Walmart employee was busted
1:58:05
in an online underage vigilante sexting. Yeah,
1:58:09
I love when these guys go after these pedophiles.
1:58:12
We are way too nice to these pedophiles in this
1:58:14
country. They're losers. I know there's a little
1:58:18
bit of mental illness, but man, funk that. Officers
1:58:21
making the arrest outside the store after the
1:58:24
vigilante group confronted him during his shift
1:58:26
last month. Yeah, I love these vigilante groups.
1:58:31
You go, guys. Vassi Prokos walks us through the
1:58:35
video. Arno, you have the right to remain silent.
1:58:37
Anything you say can and will be used against
1:58:39
you in a court of law. Confronted on shift, North
1:58:42
Olmstead police arrived at the Brook Park Road
1:58:44
Walmart after an online group called Predator
1:58:47
Poachers tracked down employee Arno Venter. Yeah,
1:58:50
Arno was messaging who he thought multiple underage
1:58:53
kids. It's funny, all these Predator catchers
1:58:55
always are like bald. Took it a little bit far
1:58:58
with one of the underage decoys that we're posing
1:59:00
as. Alex Rosen says the group posed as a 13 -year
1:59:03
-old boy on TikTok and confronted Venter while
1:59:06
he was working inside the store. So I saw Orno
1:59:09
kind of stalking the shelves, and I just went
1:59:13
up to him and was like, hey, man, let's have
1:59:15
a conversation about some of these messages.
1:59:17
The show's about to end in Fresno, so we got
1:59:19
to do this real quick. Oh, sure. This is what
1:59:28
we should do to that pedophile. Oh, yeah! Back
1:59:34
to the headline. And he voluntarily agreed to
1:59:45
have a conversation. And throughout our consensual
1:59:50
conversation, Arno admitted to me. Yeah, he just
1:59:54
looks mentally ill. He just has this creepy vibe
1:59:57
that if I had a kid and she was at that North
2:00:01
Olmstead Walmart, I'd be like, get away from
2:00:03
him. He's a weirdo. You just look at the guy,
2:00:06
you know, and you're like, you're out of your
2:00:07
mind. You're insane. Get away from him right
2:00:13
now. That he exchanges child pornography as young
2:00:19
as infants and toddlers. Ah, man. You know, there's
2:00:23
one option. You'll get him probation. He'll be
2:00:26
a sex... No, no, no, no, no, no. There's one
2:00:28
option that would really stop pedophilia. You
2:00:31
know what I mean? But until then, it'll keep
2:00:37
happening. Once officers stepped in, they read
2:00:40
Venter his rights. Police say he confessed to
2:00:42
possessing and trading... Man, he is a dummy
2:00:44
for confessing. But I'm glad he's a dummy. Mm
2:00:48
-hmm. illicit material do you have explicit image
2:00:53
you just look at his eyes there's nothing there
2:00:56
just on your phone of juveniles of what of juveniles
2:01:01
kids sexual acts anything like that yeah i feel
2:01:07
bad for i often think about this i try not to
2:01:09
but there's cops that literally have to go through
2:01:13
that like i don't even want to think about what's
2:01:15
on his phone But like, you're going to have to
2:01:18
look at the pictures. That's horrifying. As much
2:01:22
as I critique cops. You guys are heroes there
2:01:25
for having to deal with that. Can I have your
2:01:26
phone, please? Wow, he is just fully autistic
2:01:31
and it's not defending it, but he's just an idiot.
2:01:34
Why would you give your phone up? Thank you.
2:01:36
Venter blamed low self -esteem. Yeah, I have
2:01:39
low self -esteem and I just keep swiping on dating
2:01:43
apps. I don't watch creepy stuff, you loser.
2:01:46
Officers that sharing the material made him feel
2:01:48
needed. That is very disturbing. You know what
2:01:51
makes me feel needed? Cuddling up my cat and
2:01:53
watching NBA. You're a loser! And your parents
2:01:57
are not proud of you, bitch. As I said, it's
2:02:00
only just to fit in. To fit in? What, are you
2:02:04
hanging out with the announcer from Wheel of
2:02:06
Fortune? When you say fit in, what do you mean
2:02:09
by that? To feel validated. To feel validated?
2:02:13
Why do you feel that's going to make you feel
2:02:15
validated? Because people would depend on me
2:02:18
to teach them what they want. Talk English, dummy.
2:02:23
Needed? Yeah. Police sees Ventor's phone with
2:02:26
his written consent. He's just trying. Okay,
2:02:30
I'm glad he's dumb. Don't get me wrong. But like,
2:02:34
get a lawyer. But man, he's stupid. Let me just
2:02:40
turn myself in. Let me, I mean, it's good. Because
2:02:45
you're going to get rid of them, but I'm saying
2:02:46
at the same time, you're admitting a little too
2:02:49
much, dummy. Crimes against... But this just
2:02:51
in, he's a dummy. ...children task force. All
2:02:55
right, there you go. Delightful. He should be
2:02:58
on Wheel of Fortune. Hello, I'm the former announcer
2:03:04
of Wheel of Fortune. And here we have a guy that
2:03:09
I shared some files with. We are a bunch of creeps.
2:03:15
And we try to use mental illness as a reason
2:03:17
why we watch it when Ryan Hoppy's mentally ill
2:03:21
and he doesn't watch it. So shut your ass. Hey,
2:03:30
Ryan, I'd like to solve the puzzle. What is not
2:03:33
taking accountability? Yes, Ryan Hoppy, you just
2:03:38
won the grand prize of the top host contest I'm
2:03:42
doing. Mm -hmm. He shirts around. He's promo.
2:16:25
He ate a safe 15%. He ate a safe 20%. It's your
2:24:11
favorite San Francisco DJ. I mean, like normal.
2:24:18
Conditionals are just in condition. I just call
2:24:29
these in verbal. I'm shit. Call it playing checkers.
2:26:05
Scheduling million dollar meetings with the president.
2:26:08
Someone if you try to zone out a whole swish
2:26:19
of sweet. Never be a eat and a leave now. We
2:26:29
just write every single thing you need down.
2:26:31
Then it be now. About this free band. Yes, hater,
2:26:50
you should. You you in a blue slew the end of
2:26:59
a pool cue, but I see every day. It's all great
2:27:07
to see him So skin pocket 20 ,000 to be anywhere.
2:27:16
They ask me like a camera light stupid hoe ask
2:27:22
me But me shit about me and no really ain't shit
2:27:27
without me TV on snow right happy. Oh, so divine
2:31:59
the boy loves your water than I can you