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Episode 203: I Was On A Boat Bitch · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do, What it do, What it do?
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  It is your boy Andrew Schultz AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes.
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  And who am I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA
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  Old Man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod.
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  Episode 203 Pete Hagseth. I was on a boat, bitch, and then
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  you blew it up and then you killed me, bitch.
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  Welcome motherfuckers. What's up?
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  What's up man? How's it going?
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  You know, it's going, dude, Like I look like I always turn on the
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  news on mute, like on my TV whenever we start recording,
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  like just in case anything happens.
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  One time when that door blew off on the Alaskan Airlines flight,
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  that happened while we were recording, Yeah.
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  OK, there we go. Yeah, I'm sorry.
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  I'm adjusting kind of used to these wireless buds.
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  I'm, I'm looking over at it right now and it's like Trump's
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  bringing in the the National Guard into Minnesota to round up
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  undocumented Somalis. Yeah, I want.
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  Yeah, and then it says like, but the reason why I'm bringing this
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  up on the Chiron, it says like feds investigating $1 billion
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  fraud, you know, and it's like that used to like mean something
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  when it says like feds. But like when you think about
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  who the the feds are, it's fucking cash Patel and Pan Bondi
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  are investigating. It's like that doesn't mean shit
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  anymore. You know, it's like I just, I
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  just noticed that like right as we hit record.
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  Yeah, yeah, it doesn't hit. So it doesn't, it used to mean
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  something like the, you know, the feds.
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  It's like, OK, well, that, you know, even under Trump won.
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  Yeah, 'cause they didn't have a bunch of loyalists in these
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  positions. It was people who actually did
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  their jobs, which pissed him off.
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  That's why his approach has been different.
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  That's why we have cash, Bhutto. That's right, That's right.
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  And his his like barely legal country music star girlfriend
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  who's being escorted by SWAT team like for security.
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  Yeah, as a SWAT like and she's like terrible.
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  She's not even that good of. Oh, no, no, she's terrible.
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  Yeah, she. Her music's really bad like her.
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  She did like a Stop or Take Our Country Back is like one of her
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  songs, yeah. You know she's with Kash Patel.
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  Did and everybody thinks that she's a a sia like like that
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  she's like undercover agent because she's too hot for cash
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  Battelle it's like isn't it like he that he has like a private
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  plane that he's been using for her like.
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  Can you imagine that'd be so bad if it was just like, everybody's
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  like, oh, she's got to be a spy or some sort of foreign asset.
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  She's way too hot for you. People just like, say that to
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  you. That's my goal.
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  That's my goal. Like to get my girlfriend like
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  so hot like that. Like people say shit like that
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  to me. Like my League of dorks, fantasy
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  Football League, it's like 16 teams or 16 players or guys.
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  And then the group chat, whenever Mike got the XI was
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  like, I, I've kicked my coverage and like somebody was like,
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  yeah, you fucking did, you know, I was.
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  And like, that made me feel good.
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  It's like, I'd rather my girlfriend be hotter than me,
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  right? That means she's hot.
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  Yeah, I mean, I guess. Yeah, I mean, but, but the
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  Castro's not good looking, so it's like he, like he knows it.
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  There's probably like a sect of people who think Cash Patel's
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  attractive. Dude he has like goofy like he
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  has like he's like cross eyed. I don't know.
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  Some people are into that, I guess, yeah.
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  He's a fascist. He's a fascist.
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  He can barely see. Oh, I'm into that.
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  That's hot. He wrote a children's book,
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  like, about Donald Trump being the king.
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  Like, I mean, come on. Yeah.
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  No, that is true. That is true.
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  How are you? Oh good, staying busy.
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  It's cold as shit in the Dallas area right now.
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  It's been that classic that's so great time of the year in Texas.
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  Like it's 40° but it feels like it's 12.
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  It's like the same. Is it the wind chill factor,
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  which is like just sounds made-up.
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  It's like, oh, it's only 40, but the wind chill factor, it's
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  feels like it's eight. You're like, this blows and then
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  it starts raining. And so it's like bone chilling
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  cold and raining. Feels like it's freezing, but
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  it's not cold enough to freeze. It's great.
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  Tight. It's really windy out here and
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  cold for us, but like, that means like 50.
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  Yeah, the past couple days it's been like, oh, it feels like
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  it's 20 and it'll be super windy and rainy the whole time.
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  Like I hate Texas winters more than I hate a hot Texas summer.
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  Yeah, I mean the Texas summers, like I remember like I I used to
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  play like basketball outdoors, like it'd be like 100 and
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  something degrees and then you try to get me to play out out
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  like basketball when it's like 80 in California, I'm like, go
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  fuck yourself. What?
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  Too hot? Yeah.
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  Really. Yeah.
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  I like, I I realized that like a few years after I lived out here
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  and the homies came out and they're like, dude, it's so nice
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  out. And it was like 83 and I'm like,
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  dude, it's fucking hot out. Like what are you talking about?
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  Well, baby, dude, I know see and hear people be like, it's 100
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  and 100°, why are you wearing jeans?
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  And you're like, what else would I wear?
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  Like and. Right.
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  Like what are you talking about if my skin, if my have any of my
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  skin's exposed like well, I might like get skin cancer on my
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  legs from the sun. So that's where I wear jeans all
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  the time. I mean, I was a pool boy to the
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  stars. I never once put suntan lotion
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  on. Oh, pool boy to the stars.
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  No lotion. That sounds like some weird porn
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  movie. I mean, it might have that no
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  lotion edition. No.
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  Sorry, fresh out of lotion. Sorry Diddy, got it all.
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  I wanted to what are we going? We are not going to do now.
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  Well, we should watch it and then talk about the Diddy
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  documentary. Yeah, it just came out today.
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  Yeah, I know I wanted. To watch it, apparently diddy's
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  pissed about it. What a shocker.
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  Yeah, Oh my God, no way. Diddy's been.
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  Can't believe you made a movie about how I was doing freaky
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  shit. The the best is.
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  People pee on my girlfriend dog, why would you do that?
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  There's this clip out there, you've probably seen it, but
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  it's the $0.50 like, and he's talking about Diddy and he's
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  like, yeah, dude, he's just weird.
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  Like he, like he? He asked.
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  Trying to take him shopping. Yeah, he asked me what he goes,
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  hey, man, he's like, he's like, he's like, I'll take you out
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  shopping one time. He's like what the fuck?
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  I'll pay for everything. It'll be on me.
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  I'm like, what? Take me shopping, grown ass man.
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  Yeah, I've seen that club. That's really.
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  Funny, if it wasn't 50 saying that and I just saw, did he say
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  that to someone? I wouldn't think it's that weird
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  because it's just like that world is just weird, you know,
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  But like, yeah, that is super weird.
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  Like asking a grown or telling a grown ass man you'll take him
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  out shopping. Like it's wild.
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  Like, did he? Yeah, he.
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  Did he's just. A person.
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  Well, he's just got so much money.
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  And he's in a fashion and like, but it's just so stupid, dude.
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  And 50's like, yeah, dude, you're like, you know who I am?
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  Like Diddy actually did show up in Bad Boy Records before he got
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  signed by Aftermath, like Dre's label.
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  So he was like, he like did a mixtape and he was like shopping
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  whether who's going to sign He So he rolled up in a Bad Boy
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  Records with Diddy for the meeting and he had a bulletproof
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  vest on and Diddy's didn't want didn't Yeah, because he was like
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  worried about like the heat. What a fuck up.
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  But people might be worried. We're into weird stuff.
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  If we hang out with the guy with the bulletproof vest start,
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  everybody's like, yeah, Diddy, you so smart, dawg.
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  Man, this De Lyon tequila is not bad at all.
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  It's good. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  that's right. And come to find out, he's
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  fucking weird. There's all these pictures and
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  stuff of him in prison right now too, where he's just like having
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  the time of his life. Have you seen him?
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  I saw a picture that didn't know if it was real or not but.
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  It was coming out. Yeah.
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  And he's like on the basketball court with like, like some dude
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  who's like, obviously like a lady boy and who's like, like,
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  grabbing his arm and he's like, talking to someone.
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  Yeah, that was real. I'm not sure if that one is, but
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  there's apparently, like, pictures of him, like from the
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  yard, but he's just like, yuking it up with the boys.
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  Yeah, like having a good time. It's crazy.
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  It is crazy. Well, now he knows he's going to
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  get out, you know? And I mean, it's not like he's
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  broke. That's the people of that's.
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  That's the other thing too. Yeah, they didn't.
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  People need his money. Oh, he's going right back.
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  He's a billionaire. He's like, he's a billionaire.
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  Yeah. His whole life is fine.
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  Like if you told like if I was Diddy and facing all the heat
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  that I was facing and then it just came, would he get like
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  four years or something? Oh yeah, but he had time served
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  for most places like a year. Yeah, so I've been chilling,
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  chilling. I'd be enjoying the fucking like
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  food at the at the, you know, yard or.
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  Whatever. Yeah, I know.
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  Like, oh, like people are taking it.
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  I'm like, oh, we can really take it.
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  He's got so much money. Commissary is overpriced, but
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  come on, bro. Let's be real.
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  Daddy's buying everybody honey buns.
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  You want a honey bun? Yeah, that whole place is Yeah,
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  Come on, dude. That place moves and breathes
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  with Diddy, for he has so much money that it's just like the
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  moment he shows up, it's corrupted, corrupt guard.
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  I'll give you 50 GS that's nothing like and now that all
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  that's done. He's already paid and the money
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  to be made after this. Like in just like nefarious
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  places I'm sure you know. Oh, he's, he'll do interviews.
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  Someone will interview. Him.
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  Yeah, of course, of course he's back.
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  He'll be like DJ Vlad or some bullshit.
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  We'll sit down and somebody's gonna.
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  He'll come out with a bop and then we'll all just forgive
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  them. Yeah, this is a banger.
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  Just re released like Diddy's great, like Bad Boy's greatest
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  hits, like A2 disc album Mace will.
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  Get involved. Dude, that's somebody when he
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  comes out because him they don't like each other already because
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  Diddy was always trying to fuck him over and kind of did fuck
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  him over. But then you think about it in
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  the big picture, like he gave Diddy, gave Mace his masters,
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  some of the people like in the past two years that he's got bad
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  blood with who he used to work with.
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  He's like giving them access to their stuff.
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  Like, oh, you can have like this for your streams now you own
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  your masters. And that's like now in
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  hindsight, that's totally like trying to fix fucked up shit
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  he's fucked over hoping that they don't talk.
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  I remember, 'cause you know, mate says that podcast he does
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  with Cameron and he was talking about it on there.
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  But I just wonder like what that would be like now, like, you
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  know, if they if and when they do cross paths.
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  I don't know, like, and, and also there's like the factor
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  like where, you know, like when Kanye got in the car accident
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  came out, like with a hit and all of a sudden he just thought
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  like, oh God, like I'm God like God, like put me here for a
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  reason. Or like Trump got shot in the
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  air and then he's like, oh, God put me on the planet.
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  Diddy Diddy might have this complex where he's like, he
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  feels like even more untouchable now.
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  He's like, now what are they going to do to me?
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  Like, you know, and he might just go extra crazy.
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  He's going to get. He's going to get him Like Bill
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  Cosby put me on this planet for a reason.
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  Pretty much, yeah. Rudy.
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  Yeah, we're going to get like a lot.
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  I feel like we're getting a lot of ditty.
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  Like that, you see, you got caught.
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  That's the problem. Well, they both got, they both
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  got off like multiple times, you know, for their fucking like sex
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  crimes. They tried to get the old bill,
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  Jesus Christ. Like, right.
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  I'm just saying like, yeah, but that is that like a Diddy spirit
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  animal it? Might be.
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  Captain Planet, Captain Pervert, it's like you like combined
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  everybody together, our powers combined you.
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  We have created Bill Cosby. It's.
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  Bill Cosby. It's it's Diddy, it's R Kelly,
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  and then it's Epstein. Where would they up at Mount
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  Rushmore? That would be there, but they
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  all have like that's like different people in the Captain
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  Planet. So like Epstein's like fire,
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  like Earth? No, no, he's water.
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  He's water because he's for. Oh yeah, Island boy, Island boy.
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  He's like, he's like water. You know, it's so funny, I
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  called that I episode like island boys.
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  Then I put it like a fucking island boys song in there.
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  And then now like on my on my feed is AI videos of Epstein and
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  Trump actually as AI boys. Like I did like a an animated AI
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  or is island island boys. I did an AI version of it like
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  for the cover art. But like these are videos like
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  realistic videos and they have like all the tats.
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  It's been on my Facebook feed multiple Times Now.
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  I'm like fuck, like for for Chad GBTI had to put like a parody of
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  Donald Trump and Epstein as the island boys.
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  It's crazy. The Chad GBT knows what the
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  island boys are. How could you not, man?
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  No, I know, I know. But it's just, it's just like I
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  had no 0 explanation other than make them look like the island
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  boys. And it was just like boom, here
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  you go. I did like 20 different versions
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  of it before I got the one I wanted, but yeah.
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  Crazy. I know.
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  OK, therapy Question Time. Just the therapy question #1
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  would you rather be a misunderstood genius or
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  blissfully dumb legend? Probably misunderstood genius
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  cause a blissfully dumb legend. People would still talk about
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  how stupid you are. I know, but like, part of me
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  would you would. You rather be like Doc Brown
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  than Back to the Future 'cause that's like a misunderstood.
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  Or Marty McFly. Yeah, I'd rather be doc.
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  Brown. I'd rather be McFly.
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  See, this ride coattails around time.
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  I'd rather be the dude at the end.
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  Coattails and hovering skateboards.
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  I'd rather be the dude that shows up at the end and I got
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  I'll let like some some time travel train.
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  I got Doctor Quinn, the medicine woman on my fucking arm.
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  Just like what up like rolling up all Victoria.
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  Like I have a feeling Doc Brown went back and like attacked the
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  slave trade. Like there's so many things I
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  feel like he would have accomplished with The Time
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  Machine. Or or invested in this slave
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  trade? I don't know, dude.
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  That guy. It's possible, it's possible,
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  it's possible. But yeah, I'd much rather be a
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  misunderstood genius. Blissfully dumb legend.
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  Two people would talk shit about how dumb you were behind your
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  back. Like fuck that.
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  Guy behind my back OK, good for. That and you'd be like like this
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  is great. Like Nah, I don't know.
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  I wouldn't want. To do that it there's aspects of
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  it that are tempting for me. But yeah, you're a legend.
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  Everyone loves you. A legend, but also blissful.
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  Yeah, you're happy all the time. You're so dumb that you're happy
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  and you don't. Realize, and life is tough right
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  now out here in the streets, like, like if like not having to
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  like care about like, you know, a genocide going on in Sudan,
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  like, you know, like might be nice.
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  Just be like, yeah, everything's great.
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  Yeah, like, there's problems in the world.
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  That guy's a fucking legend and he's stupid as hell, but it's my
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  boy. Like, I don't know.
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  Something to think about y'all. That's a good.
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  That's a good one though. Therapy question #2 if your
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  intrusive thoughts could talk, what accent would they have?
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  Probably Australian. Might even be French.
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  You should go slap that man right now.
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  You should go give him show him who is business like.
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  That'd be Nah. Yeah, they're in.
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  Australia would be tight. You'd be like, go there and fuck
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  them up. I didn't say you.
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  I didn't say you get to pick. I'd say, hey, what?
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  What are they, you know? What accent would they have?
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  Yeah. Yeah, then mine would be
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  Australian because they'd be saying like the C word all the
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  time. I mean, that's like, which one
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  would you want? I'm thinking of what it actually
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  would have if it if it could, you know, I'm like, I'm not
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  like, like I'm I'm saying like if they're intrusive thoughts,
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  like, you know, what kind of vibe is.
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  My so that would that make you more mad like your inner like
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  your self deprecating inner monologue is French.
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  He's like you are stupid America and you're like this fucking
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  motherfucker dude. Like that's what.
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  I'm saying, dude, yeah. Get out of my head.
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  Nah, it'd be way cooler if it was Australian just because,
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  yeah, he would throw this C word around constantly.
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  He'd just be constantly calling you the C word and it would be
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  like you'd be uncomfortable be like this, how I do like this,
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  how I talk, like he'd be so confused and why he'd have a
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  problem with it. Yeah, I'd want something like
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  that and or New Zealand, which is similar, but they're so
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  friendly that it would be like a really nice bad intrusive
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  thought. So it would like be telling you
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  horrible things, but it would sound super nice about it.
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  Like, that'd be pretty cool. Or Russian.
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  Yeah, that'd be a good, like, you know, devil on your
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  shoulders. It's like some like Russian
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  dude. That'd be pretty tight.
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  Like not tight. But if you had to pick one, if
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  you had to like pick, you know, select your character, Russian,
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  Russian would be a highly picked.
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  That would be in like the top 3% of people who like, pick like,
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  oh, what? You had to pick one in character
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  selection that a lot of people would pick Russian.
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  Yeah. Swipe left on the dating app if
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  they're Russian, though, remember.
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  Oh yeah, yeah, you're a very anti dating Russian.
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  Just the other day, languages spoken.
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  That's one of the things on the dating app.
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  This person had Russian and Ukrainian swiped left.
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  That's so difficult to learn. That's such a Russian, such a
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  hard. It was like 3 other languages
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  too. So she's just smart and.
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  You're like, no. She'd figure it out too quick.
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  I'm out. You'd figure it out like you're
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  great, but you would piece it to piece this together so quick.
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  I only got 2 weeks girl, I'm out.
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  Yeah. Right peace out, though,
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  appreciate you as tight. You speak Mandarin like that's
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  cool. That means like you're way too
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  smart for me, dude. Like I'm into it you.
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  Wouldn't be, you wouldn't be, you know, they're just, it's a,
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  it's a, it's a honeypot, dude. They're they're just honey
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  potting, honey potting you. Yeah, they're, no, they're honey
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  potting dudes in that just period.
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  So just like come over and hang out or what?
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  I don't know what it is, but I know that Russia does do that.
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  Has honey pots on dating apps for sure.
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  Oh, I'm sure. I don't know, like what they're
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  going to get from like. Well, for me.
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  I don't know. I don't know, just look at the
• 19:26
  fucking rankings of the podcast, dude.
• 19:28
  Other than Bangladesh, who just jumped into the top 10, but I
• 19:32
  don't know how, but it's fucking Russia.
• 19:35
  Wrong. Saudi Arabia, all these fuckers.
• 19:36
  Dude, come on. Monitoring us or?
• 19:40
  Or or where the where the counterculture?
• 19:44
  Oh, we're leading that rebellious flag.
• 19:47
  Yeah, they're listening to it on, you know, on the sneak tip.
• 19:51
  Even I talk shit. Therapy question #3 Would you
• 19:59
  rather your phone autocorrect everything to pirate slang or
• 20:06
  Shakespearean English? Way back in the day there was a
• 20:11
  mode. I don't know if it's still
• 20:12
  there, but you could set your Facebook page page, your
• 20:15
  Facebook page language to pirate and Facebook would only
• 20:19
  everything would talk to you like a pirate.
• 20:21
  I did not know that. I don't know if it still does
• 20:24
  it, but yeah, you used to be able to change.
• 20:26
  You didn't know that there's a pirate.
• 20:28
  Pirate was a language. I wonder if that was like one of
• 20:31
  their hackathons that they do like where people just like come
• 20:34
  up with. It was like dead serious.
• 20:35
  So it can. No, I mean, I mean like
• 20:37
  originated from, they would like do these things where everybody
• 20:39
  gets like a chance to like, like come up with like a new feature.
• 20:41
  And I wonder if somebody did that and they're like, let's
• 20:43
  just put that in there. I'm going to try to find it.
• 20:50
  Now that you're back into the good graces of Mark Zuckerberg.
• 20:53
  Yeah, there's Facebook's English pirate option is no longer
• 20:57
  available, but it would turn the interface into pirate slangs.
• 21:01
  Slangs. So instead of friends, it says
• 21:03
  me Hardee's events would be Grogfest.
• 21:06
  Settings would be capping in quarters like everything was
• 21:11
  changed. Weird.
• 21:15
  It would be instead of what's on your mind.
• 21:16
  It would be like what be on your mind.
• 21:18
  So. What's?
• 21:19
  On your mind there, SpongeBob. What be on your mind is what I
• 21:25
  would say. Yeah, what?
• 21:27
  Be on your mind, YER. OK, So what would you like
• 21:32
  Shakespeare in English or pirates say?
• 21:35
  Probably Shakespeare in English. Just because it's cooler, you
• 21:40
  could just you. Could you could just as like a
• 21:42
  black dude, dude, just like fuck with people on the phone.
• 21:46
  I'd show up and I'd be like, you know, Friday, my phone auto Oh,
• 21:50
  phone auto correct. So texting yeah, I'd yeah,
• 21:54
  Shakespeare in English because pyro would get annoying too.
• 21:56
  People would be like, dude, what the fuck?
• 21:58
  Like drop it. You're almost God damn.
• 22:00
  OK, but when you're saying like half and and you know all that
• 22:04
  shit, Twas, I'd say Twas anyways.
• 22:09
  I don't know what else is. Yeah, what else?
• 22:12
  Is I like saying? I like saying alas, all the
• 22:15
  time. Alas, I digress.
• 22:18
  Alas, I digress. Yeah, both.
• 22:20
  That's, yeah, that's how we do it.
• 22:23
  No pirates, like would just get old.
• 22:25
  People would get tired of it. At least they'd be like, oh, you
• 22:28
  could be like, oh, I used to. I have a major in Shakespearean
• 22:31
  English, which is the habit. I try not to lose my ability to
• 22:34
  to use it. You always try to come, you
• 22:36
  always try to come up with excuses for these things, like
• 22:39
  because I mean, how would I sell it?
• 22:41
  How would I sell this? Yeah, well, one of them is how
• 22:43
  do I, how do I monetize this? Let's get paid.
• 22:46
  That's true. That's true.
• 22:47
  Like I'm always like looking for the angle, like how do I like
• 22:50
  monetize this? But yeah, I feel like either
• 22:53
  way, you have to have an excuse. Hey, we'll call you.
• 23:00
  We'll call you with all the we'll call you in a we'll call
• 23:03
  you in a little bit. Grandma.
• 23:05
  Grandma passed. We're going to call you whenever
• 23:07
  we're leaving the hospital. She went down to Davy Jones's
• 23:11
  locker and she ain't coming back.
• 23:14
  Like, no, that's a bad. I would much rather just be like
• 23:18
  Oh no doth tell me that grandmother has gone on to the
• 23:22
  realm of the sleeping forever. That sounds way at least that's
• 23:25
  over dramatic rather than like everything would be a joke if
• 23:29
  you talked if your autocorrect was pirate everything you said.
• 23:32
  There's so many scenarios. If you were in England and you
• 23:38
  were talking like that, well, you.
• 23:40
  Dude again you get beat up. They'd be like quit making fun
• 23:42
  of this bro. Oh, like would you be?
• 23:45
  No. Would they be, like, impressed?
• 23:50
  We'll be like, oh dude, this guy, this guy knows how to speak
• 23:52
  English. Maybe.
• 23:56
  But pirate, they're like, fuck this guy, this guy, everything
• 23:59
  is pirate with this guy. Who is this fucking asshole?
• 24:06
  Like, why do you do that? Oh, sorry guys, I don't know.
• 24:10
  Yeah, I was thinking it was Somali pirate like I am the
• 24:13
  captain now. Careful, it's racist.
• 24:16
  No, but that would be. Is it?
• 24:17
  Is it anymore? That would be cool.
• 24:19
  We're going to round them up, bro.
• 24:21
  For any of them that would be intrusive thoughts would be
• 24:26
  cool. If it was like some African type
• 24:29
  guy, Somali guy, that would be awesome.
• 24:33
  Do not let him talk to you like that.
• 24:35
  You go up and slap that man. There was another coup.
• 24:38
  There was another coup in Africa.
• 24:40
  And I, I don't get it, dude. Like with these dudes who do the
• 24:42
  coups in Africa, like the military leaders, it's like they
• 24:45
  always got like the beret on and then half the time they'll have
• 24:48
  like the dark sunglasses on and it's just like I need.
• 24:51
  To send you the African core, there's this like a whole thing
• 24:55
  of memes where it's like interviews and there's the guy,
• 24:57
  he's like 22 baby, 23 baby mother, real bad man.
• 25:03
  Like she's asking like, tell me about yourself.
• 25:05
  So you have a lot of kids and he's like 22, baby, 23 baby
• 25:09
  mother, real bad man. This is like so great.
• 25:15
  And there's another one with this guy.
• 25:17
  He's like, if there is corruption, I am against
• 25:20
  corruption. But if there is corruption and I
• 25:23
  am involved, I stand by it. Like talking basically.
• 25:29
  Like if if I'm involved in the corruption, it's good.
• 25:32
  Any other corruption? Fuck that.
• 25:35
  We have Richard Nixon where he's like, if the president does it,
• 25:39
  it's not against the law. Oh yeah, and Trump took that to
• 25:43
  a whole another. Yeah, he did.
• 25:44
  And like I thought, Judge Dredd. Yeah, Yeah.
• 25:47
  Mega City 1. Judge Dredd.
• 25:49
  I love Judge Dredd. Everyone loves him.
• 25:51
  Motorcycle, Big guns. Schwarzenegger.
• 25:54
  What a man. Schwarzenegger.
• 25:56
  Everybody loved him. Was it Schwarzenegger The
• 25:59
  original? Oh, no.
• 25:59
  Sorry, Stallone. Yeah, 'cause that was where.
• 26:03
  I get my meaty men. That was actually filmed in my
• 26:06
  dad's office when he worked. For the original.
• 26:09
  Yeah, yeah, the second one's good.
• 26:12
  With Urban from the Boys, the remake is like fucking epic.
• 26:18
  I wish they'd make another one. That one's nuts.
• 26:22
  Great fucking movie. You're a Judge Dredd fan.
• 26:24
  The concept of it, yeah, I mean, the world's in such shambles.
• 26:27
  There's just megacities owned by corporations.
• 26:30
  It's kind of tight. So, you know, it's the same as
• 26:32
  like Alien with like how there's.
• 26:35
  Yeah, I just like Sigourney Weaver's titties.
• 26:38
  OK, there you go. All right, all right.
• 26:41
  Been seeing that came out in your head.
• 26:45
  Tell them that you like Sigourney Weaver's titties.
• 26:48
  Say it. Say it now, comrade.
• 26:50
  Do not be scared. Do not be pussy, comrade.
• 26:53
  Say it. Say it with chest.
• 26:56
  Say it like bear. I I like her babes.
• 27:01
  Very good. You are impressive.
• 27:03
  Now your promotion is in bag for you, my friend.
• 27:08
  That's what Steve Witkoff and and Jared Kushner are hearing
• 27:10
  right now when they're in Moscow.
• 27:12
  In eight hours Ruby calling your Matroska to let her know
• 27:15
  promotion is yours. Yes.
• 27:18
  I was just playing in a tournament and the guy next to
• 27:21
  me was Matrosa and and I was beefing with him.
• 27:24
  Did. Why?
• 27:28
  What did he do? He was like, he was like, no, he
• 27:31
  was just, I was. There.
• 27:33
  I wasn't beefing with him like I was just swooping his chips, but
• 27:36
  he would like because so he's to my right.
• 27:38
  So every time like I have like a, a big blind, he has a small
• 27:42
  blind. And so like he'd try to like if
• 27:44
  everybody folded, he'd try to raise me just to take my blinds,
• 27:47
  you know, just happen over and over again.
• 27:50
  But I would just counter back and just take his chips and just
• 27:53
  like that. Can't you see this is not
• 27:55
  working out for you? Just the old tennis match.
• 27:59
  Yeah, pirate slang just be too much.
• 28:03
  That would be really fucking annoying.
• 28:05
  They would lose. People would be get burned out
• 28:07
  on you very quickly. True, but as an American
• 28:11
  speaking Shakespeare in English, you know, as a mayor feeling.
• 28:15
  Out going out on a date with your OLD with this peg leg
• 28:19
  captain? They'd be like what brothers do?
• 28:21
  This guy asking me out on a date like everything would be a joke.
• 28:24
  No one would take you serious. I mean, if you're what about
• 28:26
  your Johnny Depp? Well, yeah.
• 28:29
  But then at that point, I mean, that's just like, OK, look, you
• 28:32
  know that long coat, coat you only wear when it's cold?
• 28:35
  We want you to wear that on set today.
• 28:38
  And no, no, no, don't bathe. You say exactly how you are.
• 28:41
  Your hair looks great. You basically look like a
• 28:43
  fucking pirate. We just need you to like, wear
• 28:46
  your wear your long coat. And he's like blah, blah.
• 28:48
  And just like shows up. Yeah, like just get out of, get
• 28:51
  out of the poop, out of the poop bed.
• 28:53
  Like every time there's like AI don't know like Armani or Dior
• 28:59
  commercial with him. Savage, yes.
• 29:03
  Savage. I'm like, I'm like, oh shit,
• 29:06
  another Pirates of the Caribbean.
• 29:09
  Because like, it's not like he's not dressed like he's in a
• 29:11
  fucking pirate Caribbean in that commercial.
• 29:14
  I'm like Dang dude, He just like really sold out into this
• 29:17
  character. Johnny Depp is fucking I would
• 29:20
  always tell people overrated as an actor.
• 29:23
  Like he has like no hits other than Pirates of the Caribbean in
• 29:26
  Fear and Loathing like Donnie Brasco.
• 29:32
  What's Eating Gilbert Grape is a great movie.
• 29:35
  But not not not since he became a man.
• 29:38
  No, but I think that stuff like that, that's like when people
• 29:40
  are like Billy Bob Thornton is a shitty actor and I'm like, I
• 29:43
  don't know. About that.
• 29:44
  There was a period of time when people would say that and it's
• 29:46
  like, okay, cool, but like, have you watched Sling Blade?
• 29:49
  Because Sling Blades, if you watched it, you wouldn't even
• 29:52
  believe that's who's playing the character in the movie Sling
• 29:56
  Blade. When you find out it's Billy Bob
• 29:58
  Thornton, there's boomers I know that would not believe you.
• 30:01
  If you told them that, oh, it's Billy Bob Thornton, they'd be
• 30:04
  like, no, it's not. It's like, no, it is.
• 30:06
  He just does this weird thing with his jaw and it's kind of
• 30:09
  fucked up. There's an interview in like
• 30:10
  behind the Actor's Studio, I think, or Actor Studio, and he's
• 30:14
  interviewed. He's like, Oh yeah.
• 30:15
  Like I knew a guy that was like that.
• 30:17
  That's like where I created that character from.
• 30:20
  It's like people like I. I know, but what's fucked up?
• 30:22
  And he's acting, you know? No, I know.
• 30:25
  Nowadays they'd be like, why don't you get a full retard to
• 30:28
  play that role? I mean, yeah, I mean, I suppose.
• 30:33
  But then if you do, like whenever someone was like
• 30:35
  talking about the Ringer, somebody was bitching about the
• 30:38
  the Ringer with Johnny Knoxville whenever he's like, you know,
• 30:41
  pretends to be disabled in the Special Olympics.
• 30:44
  And all they did was employer employ people with disabilities
• 30:47
  in the movie. And it's like, it's such a great
• 30:50
  movie. And I mean, if anything, it
• 30:53
  makes fun of Johnny Knoxville way more than it makes fun of
• 30:57
  them for having a disability. But because they were cast, that
• 31:01
  was such a big deal when that movie came out, They're just
• 31:04
  making fun of them. And it's like, I don't think so,
• 31:06
  man. Right.
• 31:08
  It's actually kind of like a beautiful thing, but OK.
• 31:11
  Totally. You know what else does that is
• 31:14
  kill Tony has a lot of disabled people come up and do stand up.
• 31:18
  Well, he's got to just balance out is being a huge piece of
• 31:21
  shit. So like that's that's all it is.
• 31:25
  Like someone was talking to me. They're like, oh, like, yeah,
• 31:27
  this company does this, you know, like $60 million a year,
• 31:30
  like nonprofit to help my yeah, it's a tax write off.
• 31:34
  Like it's like, oh, I just built a billion dollar resort.
• 31:36
  What should we do? Well, let's give the disabled
• 31:38
  like $50 million and maybe people will get off our ass.
• 31:41
  It's like, that's like, no, it's helpful.
• 31:45
  It's like, like we appreciate the help, you know, it's like
• 31:48
  the person that shows up to the block party and brings a bunch
• 31:51
  of stuff like they're supposed to, but everyone knows they
• 31:55
  don't want to fucking be there. So it's like, no, like we
• 31:57
  appreciate you like coming and bringing the hot dogs and buns
• 32:00
  to the block party. You're a piece of shit neighbor.
• 32:03
  But like we appreciate you for doing that.
• 32:05
  It's the least you could do for being such a shithead on the
• 32:08
  street. Gives off those vegs to the Max.
• 32:14
  Final therapy question. I like taters.
• 32:17
  Have you ever watched Sling Blade?
• 32:20
  To be honest, no, I haven't. I know, I know like I know that
• 32:24
  you know stuff. I know about the movie.
• 32:27
  You know the premise of the movie.
• 32:29
  Yeah, I know that. I just haven't fucking.
• 32:31
  It's like sat down. Slow guy gets.
• 32:34
  I've seen like. Clips.
• 32:35
  Because he like kills this dude and kills his mom with a slit a
• 32:39
  sling blade. Some people call it a Kaiser
• 32:42
  blade. I call it a sling blade.
• 32:45
  It's like fucking wild. And it's like, I remember being
• 32:48
  a candid like watching this movie and like, what the fuck?
• 32:51
  And basically the premise is he for those of you who don't know,
• 32:56
  this is an older movie, but this is like like you should go watch
• 33:00
  this movie because Billy Bob Thornton in this movie is
• 33:03
  flipping incredible. Like I'm telling you, it's not
• 33:06
  him. No prosthetics, no nothing.
• 33:10
  It's like him altering his face in real time.
• 33:13
  He talks about how much it hurt to do play that character.
• 33:16
  But this character big old, you know, slower gentleman who lives
• 33:20
  in like a southern town who gets out of prison.
• 33:23
  And it's like adjusting. But he killed his mom, killed
• 33:26
  his friend for banging his mom caught them banging and chopped
• 33:30
  him up with the sling blade. And he comes home and he's
• 33:34
  adapting and that's that's the movie Sling Blade.
• 33:37
  I don't. Know shout out.
• 33:39
  Now he's doing T-Mobile commercials.
• 33:41
  Dude, talk about living. I was saying this the other day.
• 33:43
  Dudes live like 10 lives. The thing, whatever, we
• 33:47
  whatever. We were in like middle school.
• 33:50
  He was married to Angelina Jolie and was like.
• 33:53
  And they had like each other's blood and vials around.
• 33:55
  That show, I remember one time they were showing up to like the
• 33:59
  Academy Awards are like, Oh yeah, we just fucked in the car
• 34:01
  on the way up here. Everyone was like wow bro and
• 34:04
  heard that Jon Voight's just like in the corner like.
• 34:07
  What's he had? But he's a piece of shit too.
• 34:10
  That's what they were. So I'm saying it's like, oh,
• 34:11
  it's definitely daddy issues. I was like, yeah, for sure.
• 34:14
  Like for sure. But that's still fucking weird.
• 34:16
  That's super fucking weird. Therapy question #4 Final
• 34:22
  therapy question would you rather your dreams be an anime
• 34:30
  or claymation? Anime.
• 34:33
  Yeah, for sure. And then you can just do cooler
• 34:36
  shit. Colors would be cool.
• 34:38
  Claymation would be tight. Like I would not mind if when I
• 34:41
  had dreams I was thrown into like the Wallace and Grommet
• 34:43
  universe chicken run. Like the claymation universe is
• 34:47
  pretty cool. What was the Wrestling 1?
• 34:52
  Oh, Celebrity Deathmatch. Yeah, that.
• 34:55
  That was that show was awesome. That was a big deal, too.
• 34:57
  It would come out. It was like, what's the episode
• 34:59
  this week that? Was a big deal.
• 35:00
  We were like watching, like it was like, oh, it's Hanson versus
• 35:03
  Marilyn Monroe. That was an episode that was a
• 35:05
  big deal. And it was like very topical and
• 35:07
  satirical. It's funny.
• 35:08
  I love that show. They should bring that back.
• 35:11
  And they would let people do their own voices.
• 35:14
  They would have people voice their own claymation characters.
• 35:17
  So like when they had like Hanson versus Marilyn Manson,
• 35:20
  they like had them in studio to record their voice overs.
• 35:23
  Super creative. There was a video game too,
• 35:25
  Celebrity deathmatch video game, claymation fighting game.
• 35:28
  It sucked, but that existed. But anime would just be cooler.
• 35:36
  The colors, it'd be like, I'd be like have cool moves.
• 35:40
  I'd, you know, I feel like there'd be more weapons
• 35:42
  involved, like some of this cool anime shit.
• 35:44
  Like I'm down for that. Sam and the chicks are hot.
• 35:49
  Yeah, Claymation's always very grounded.
• 35:51
  And like I mean I don't think the anime chicks are hot, it's
• 35:53
  just clarify. Yeah, sure.
• 35:55
  Neat. They could.
• 35:55
  They could. Now we know what.
• 35:57
  You're doing with the claymation.
• 35:59
  With your with your AI subscription.
• 36:00
  I was actually. Like AI create your own AI AI
• 36:03
  anime porn over here dude. No, no, I was trying to think of
• 36:08
  it was the line from Almost Famous where he's like in the
• 36:11
  interview and then he's like and the chicks are great too and
• 36:14
  he's like married. Yeah.
• 36:19
  Whatever. Claymation would just be kind of
• 36:23
  dull. It'd be cool.
• 36:24
  It'd be cool like for like a second, but not all of them or.
• 36:27
  Something all any real good claymations that we've seen.
• 36:30
  Shit, even despite like the absurdity of Celebrity
• 36:35
  Deathmatch, all claymation stuff is pretty much rooted in
• 36:39
  reality. There's nothing that's like so
• 36:41
  hyperbolically crazy. Like what do you think about
• 36:44
  like a movie like Chicken Run? I think it was just the Penguin
• 36:48
  there being a an evil Penguin like dude that's lurking around.
• 36:52
  Like that was what was goofy about it.
• 36:54
  But other than that, everything like the backdrops, the setting,
• 36:58
  people, what they interacted with was all fairly realistic,
• 37:02
  like based in some sense of reality, which would be lame.
• 37:06
  I'd rather my dreams be based in like something like a little
• 37:09
  outside of reality, like anime world shout.
• 37:13
  Out Japan. If you were an anime character
• 37:16
  or anime dreams, would you want to have like to like, hey, we
• 37:20
  got to get out of here guys, or would you want to have like the
• 37:23
  anime dad boys? I'd always wanted the anime dad
• 37:26
  voice was super deep. Never like the guys.
• 37:31
  Who? I don't watch any animated Yeah,
• 37:35
  my my roommate in Santa Monica. You would never guess it, but
• 37:39
  it's super in anime and whenever I first moved in like on the
• 37:44
  Netflix, I would like go on his like profile, whatever.
• 37:49
  And you couldn't get any recommendations of like anything
• 37:51
  other than anime. Like I didn't even know a
• 37:53
  Netflix could look like that. You would think Netflix is just
• 37:56
  an anime like subscription service from like his like what
• 38:00
  he watches is crazy. Back in the day I was dating
• 38:04
  this girl and it was her whole Netflix was either like it was a
• 38:10
  white girl, either black television stuff like anything
• 38:14
  black related or anime. And I was like, and I was like,
• 38:18
  hell yeah. I was like, Yep, I'm in.
• 38:22
  We good, we're good. Someone has the type?
• 38:25
  It was like the, IT was like power and all these like.
• 38:29
  Like just like any of that shit that's funny 'cause like.
• 38:31
  Game. And then it was.
• 38:33
  Like I've been going through like all this, the streaming
• 38:35
  services and like looking at like the movies they have to
• 38:37
  offer. And like I just keep like
• 38:39
  clicking, clicking just to see what they have and like.
• 38:42
  And eventually it'll get into like the black section and all
• 38:44
  of a sudden like the next like 15 movies or movies I've never
• 38:48
  heard of that like are all like full length ass movies of just
• 38:52
  black people in it and all of them.
• 38:54
  And it's just, it's like there's this whole.
• 38:57
  Subculture. Yeah, but like I'm like, who's
• 39:02
  funding this? I.
• 39:03
  Know, I like Tyler. Perry does.
• 39:06
  He's on. Tyler Perry's.
• 39:07
  They're like Tyler Perry, but like I'm like, like, who the
• 39:10
  fuck has the money for this? Like they're not coming out in
• 39:12
  theaters. Did you watch them?
• 39:13
  They did not have that much money when they made it so.
• 39:16
  Yeah, I no, I didn't obviously watch it.
• 39:18
  The cover, the cover art was was half of it.
• 39:22
  Yeah, yeah, I would. You rather your life be anime
• 39:30
  style or like Medea style? Oh, Lure.
• 39:35
  That would be a nightmare. You'd have nightmares all the
• 39:37
  time. What's wrong, sweetie?
• 39:40
  I don't know. I just woke up.
• 39:42
  Tyler Perry just wouldn't leave me alone.
• 39:47
  Jesus Christ. What's his name?
• 39:49
  What's the white stand up comedian Gary?
• 39:54
  What's his name? Not Gary Oldman he's in like all
• 39:59
  the Friday movies and stuff. He's a white guy as he's a white
• 40:03
  guy. He's black famous of the final
• 40:08
  Zim's Gary Owen Gary Owen he's hilarious, but he's married to a
• 40:14
  black chick. It is like a black white guy
• 40:17
  stand up comedian. I don't know how to describe his
• 40:19
  stuff is really really good, but he talks about like being a
• 40:22
  white guy that's black at the adjacent all the time.
• 40:26
  Love the. He's pretty fucking funny.
• 40:28
  If you saw him, you'd be like, Oh yeah, I saw him in like 3
• 40:30
  Fridays before the last Friday after Next, like or whatever
• 40:33
  they're calling these movies they.
• 40:34
  Only had three. Coming out with the next one.
• 40:38
  Yeah, supposedly. We'll see.
• 40:40
  But Chris Tucker still refuses to be in it.
• 40:42
  It's. A shame.
• 40:44
  But he's going to be in rush hour before.
• 40:47
  Shut up. You got too cool.
• 40:49
  He started making that Jack Jackie Chan money.
• 40:51
  They want to go back to the hood.
• 40:53
  That's pretty much what it is. I.
• 40:54
  Don't know who's got more money, Jackie Chan or Ice Cube.
• 40:58
  Oh, that's good. I want us.
• 41:02
  That's probably closer than people think, but I would
• 41:05
  probably still say Jackie Chan, maybe because.
• 41:07
  He's got like a different market.
• 41:09
  Yeah, yeah. And like global poll, that's
• 41:11
  like when people are like, oh, who I would who would have more
• 41:13
  money? It's just.
• 41:15
  Like Bad Bunny, you know you're. Like Stephon Marbury, it's like,
• 41:17
  no, Stephon Marbury made a fuck ton of money off the shoes.
• 41:20
  Just like, not here. He was playing in China, right?
• 41:24
  Still is so. Yeah, Oh yeah, I'm.
• 41:27
  I'm sure he is, but he's never going to stop.
• 41:29
  Dating. Yeah, he's the statue dude.
• 41:32
  He's not that tall, but he's got one.
• 41:34
  Yeah, all right, articles. Yeah, I got on Facebook.
• 41:45
  I made a deal with Bob, article number one, and this has been
• 41:57
  going on. I think this is like so bad.
• 41:59
  This is so stupid, and the more we hear about it, the worse it's
• 42:03
  going to get. But this is from the AP.
• 42:06
  Hex S cites fog of war in defending follow on strike on
• 42:10
  alleged drug boat. Alleged keyword is alleged.
• 42:14
  If you can even use that, we'll never know.
• 42:17
  Normally if you're alleged of something, we get to the bottom
• 42:20
  of it, but we won't because we just blew you the fuck up.
• 42:23
  Washington AP secretary, Defense Secretary or what was it
• 42:28
  secretary of war? That's right.
• 42:31
  Pete had Seth cited that on side of the fog of war in defending
• 42:36
  the follow up on strike. Follow follow up strike on
• 42:39
  alleged drug carrying boat in the Caribbean Sea in earlier
• 42:43
  September during a cabinet meeting at the White House,
• 42:45
  Hagseth said that he did not see any survivors in the water,
• 42:48
  saying the vessel exploded in fire smoke.
• 42:51
  You can't see anything. This is called the fog of war.
• 42:55
  Hegseth also said he didn't stick around for the remainder
• 42:58
  of the September 2nd mission following the initial strike,
• 43:01
  and an Admiral in charge made the right call in ordering the
• 43:04
  second hit, which he had complete authority to do.
• 43:08
  Lawmakers have opened up investigations following a
• 43:11
  Washington Post report that Hegseth issued a verbal order to
• 43:14
  kill everybody on the boat. The 1st, the first vessel hit in
• 43:19
  Trump's administration counter drug campaign in the Caribbean
• 43:22
  and Pacific Ocean, has now grown to over 20 known strikes, with
• 43:25
  more than 80 dead. the US has built up the largest military
• 43:29
  presence in the region and generations, and many see the
• 43:33
  actions as a tactic to pressure pressure Venezuelan President
• 43:37
  Nicolas Maduro to resign. What do you think about this so
• 43:40
  far? Fucking insane.
• 43:41
  I mean it's already a a fucking war crime.
• 43:44
  Like just the first, the first strike, but like like.
• 43:48
  The second one is clearly defined as a war climb.
• 43:51
  Second one, like they're not a threat.
• 43:53
  They're floating, holding on to wreckage.
• 43:56
  Shipwreck. Yeah, it.
• 43:57
  And that comes from the Geneva Convention, which was after
• 43:59
  World War 2. And it was because a German U
• 44:03
  boat blew up a boat in Greece that had a bunch of British
• 44:09
  shoulders on it and the soldiers were all like in the water.
• 44:13
  And then the German commander of EU boat told the Germans to
• 44:18
  shoot, throw grenades into the water and shoot everybody in the
• 44:21
  water. And they that was the example
• 44:23
  that they used to outlaw that and call that a war crime
• 44:28
  because they were hanging. It was a boat that you blew up.
• 44:31
  And then the the remaining people are hanging on the
• 44:32
  shipwreckage. Exactly what happened here.
• 44:35
  So it's like, not even like it's like the example used to to make
• 44:38
  this a war crime is exactly what they just did.
• 44:41
  Yeah, and it's not that he said like kill them all during
• 44:46
  apparently he made a comment beforehand about one that we
• 44:49
  need to kill everybody and yadda yadda.
• 44:52
  So even then, and it's like he if he was trying to follow
• 44:56
  orders, he's following orders which was to kill everybody.
• 45:00
  Well, they're, they're also trying to just like throw the
• 45:02
  fucking Admiral under the bus here.
• 45:03
  They're like, he's like, I left in the middle of it.
• 45:06
  The Admiral made the decision. Resigned, did he not?
• 45:11
  The the head of Soko Southern Command.
• 45:17
  So we have like 4 like, like we've carved up the world into
• 45:21
  four different regions for the United States military.
• 45:24
  There's like the there's North, Southeast W command and Southern
• 45:31
  Command, like takes care of like all of like South America.
• 45:36
  And yeah, he resigned after this started happening, but it's
• 45:41
  like, dude, kind of too late. Dude already murdered people.
• 45:45
  Yes and no, because by choosing to resign if he cites this as a
• 45:49
  reason, if and when these people do get subpoenaed and brought up
• 45:53
  in front, I feel like he has. He's more likely to be honest
• 45:58
  about what happened because I'd be more concerned if he was so.
• 46:03
  Well, right, right, right. I know, I, I know.
• 46:05
  But I was thinking about this. It's like, yeah, you resigned
• 46:07
  after you did it a few times. Yeah, but if they have the
• 46:10
  ability to take out and like get our DUI higher out of his
• 46:17
  position or he gets fired, there's oh, that sounds scary
• 46:20
  'cause then who's more incompetent?
• 46:22
  Well, he'll get pardoned. No exactly, but they but but
• 46:26
  would people who want to get rid of the rid of him give somebody
• 46:32
  like this dude a pass? I mean, maybe, maybe there's
• 46:35
  something for. Sure.
• 46:36
  No, definitely. That's like, do you, do you have
• 46:40
  Cato Caitlyn on if you can potentially like stick it to?
• 46:43
  OJ No, I get it. I get that.
• 46:45
  But I'm just saying like it just sucks.
• 46:47
  I'm not, I'm not like criticizing the guy.
• 46:49
  I'm just saying it sucks dude 'cause you like, like got caught
• 46:51
  up in this and like you're still might get fucked.
• 46:54
  Like, you know, it's Seal Team 6 doing this like it's fucking
• 46:57
  nuts, dude. Well, but it's not even 'cause
• 47:04
  it's, it's more and it's more detached than that.
• 47:06
  So that's where like Jesse Ventura would be pissed because
• 47:10
  it's not like the Frog Man and SEAL Team 6.
• 47:14
  Like it's like some fucking dude behind a desk with a drum.
• 47:17
  This one. This one was Seal Team 6.
• 47:19
  Oh that that blew it up. I didn't realize it was actually
• 47:22
  Seal Team 6. Yeah, it was.
• 47:24
  And then and then Trump over the weekend declares that Venezuelan
• 47:27
  airspace is closed and it's fucking retarded and.
• 47:31
  Shutting it down. Yeah.
• 47:34
  And then it's just like, dude, like, and then we have 15% of
• 47:37
  our naval assets in the fucking Caribbean right now.
• 47:40
  It's like, like we've been calling this like they're
• 47:42
  they're going to go, they're going to go to war with
• 47:44
  Venezuela, dude. It's going to be a fucking
• 47:46
  disaster. And then they're going to be
• 47:48
  like, because we're at war, we can fucking crack down at home
• 47:51
  and shit's going to get wild. Get ready.
• 47:57
  Unless they're hoping that. Unless they're hoping that they
• 47:59
  could just like like flex enough to where Maduro will leave.
• 48:01
  But I doubt it. Well, but I think if they can
• 48:04
  escalate and push stuff to the point to where like, yeah, like
• 48:07
  it puts other things on pause. I mean, I do think, and not to
• 48:10
  sound like a conspiracy theorist, so much of this has to
• 48:13
  do with the release of I've seen information and all this insider
• 48:17
  trading stuff, the GOP kind of crumbling from the inside out.
• 48:22
  If this is like a good distraction.
• 48:24
  That and Marco Rubio really wants to do it because he wants
• 48:27
  to overtake the Cuban government.
• 48:30
  So he feels like if Maduro gets checked here that he can then
• 48:33
  check Cuba. What's like Marco Rubio's like
• 48:37
  running point on this? What's going to happen with
• 48:39
  Rubio like after? All he's going to run for
• 48:41
  president again. He's not going to get.
• 48:44
  Against JD Vance. He's not going to get any
• 48:47
  traction. He thinks that you will.
• 48:49
  Everybody fucking hates Marco Rubio.
• 48:51
  Marco Rubio is like Ted Cruz 2.0.
• 48:54
  No, he's not. He's not.
• 48:55
  No, he has like friends. Exact 2.0 OK.
• 49:00
  Well, the thing about Ted Cruz is that is that Al Franken, when
• 49:04
  he was senator, says I like Ted Cruz more than most of the other
• 49:09
  senators and I hate Ted Cruz. So it's like, like other
• 49:17
  senators actually like Rubio. Yeah, but I but I have a feeling
• 49:21
  that their opinions post all of this will change because we're
• 49:24
  seeing a different version of him.
• 49:25
  Marco Rubio was always like little Marco, little little
• 49:30
  Marco. He always was really nice and
• 49:34
  palatable. And I think that this version of
• 49:37
  him, when he comes out, he's not going to be the same.
• 49:40
  He's like. They're all they're all drunk
• 49:43
  with. Power.
• 49:44
  Yeah, I know. I don't even know.
• 49:46
  But but I mean, he's just, you know, he thought he could be
• 49:49
  president before. I'm sure he thinks so now that
• 49:51
  he's been Secretary of State and National security Advisor.
• 49:54
  That's also forget you forget about that.
• 49:57
  True, but also he's doing both jobs.
• 50:00
  But also, I mean for who? It's like who hires you has
• 50:03
  something to do with it too. Yeah, but not to Republicans who
• 50:06
  fucking voted for the guy who hired them.
• 50:08
  Like, you know, Chip Kelly was a head coach for a while, but it
• 50:13
  was a shitty hire and. OK, but you said for who you
• 50:16
  got, you got hired by the Eagles.
• 50:18
  You tell you tell me the Eagles like, yeah, we realized you made
• 50:20
  a. Mistake and got him the fuck out
• 50:22
  of there. OK, I'm just saying.
• 50:24
  No, we were on on the Dallas. The Dream Team.
• 50:26
  I'm just saying you're seeing I love that fucking drunk ass
• 50:30
  Vince Young's the one who said that.
• 50:32
  Like never played Dream Team. Like dude, you're a third
• 50:34
  string. Like who's letting this guy
• 50:35
  talk? He won the highest man.
• 50:40
  Yeah, well, of war not an excuse for war crimes.
• 50:43
  Several legal experts have told the AP they believe the second
• 50:46
  strike violated peacetime laws and those govern governing
• 50:49
  affirmed and those governing affirmed conflict armed
• 50:53
  conflict. The Pentagon's own manual on
• 50:56
  laws of armed Conflict also specify strike striking
• 50:59
  survivors of sunken ships was of being patently illegal or just
• 51:05
  to fire upon the ship the shipwrecked would would be
• 51:08
  clearly illegal, the manual says.
• 51:10
  Donald Trump distanced himself on Tuesday from the secondary
• 51:15
  strike, which the news report said killed 2 survivors who were
• 51:18
  clinging on to wreckage. Trump said he didn't know
• 51:21
  anything and that he still hasn't gotten a lot of
• 51:24
  information. Because I rely on Pete.
• 51:27
  That's great. I don't get a lot.
• 51:28
  I didn't get a lot of information because I rely.
• 51:30
  On this, that's how you know that they know that they fucked
• 51:32
  up, and they also changed the policy after this, so they
• 51:35
  haven't done it since because they know they fucked up.
• 51:39
  Yeah, I didn't know anything about people.
• 51:43
  I wasn't involved in any, added Hexa, sitting next to Trump at
• 51:46
  the Cabinet meeting, said Trump has empowered commanders to do
• 51:49
  what is necessary, which is dark and difficult things in the dead
• 51:52
  of night on behalf of the American people.
• 51:55
  Pentagon Press Secretary Kinsley Wilson said earlier in the day
• 51:59
  that all strikes have been presidentially directed and the
• 52:02
  chair of command functions as it stand as it should.
• 52:06
  At the end of the day, the secretary and the president are
• 52:08
  the ones directing these strikes, Wilson said while
• 52:12
  speaking on a hand picked outlet at the event at the Pentagon.
• 52:16
  And when did they decide to not let people go into the Pentagon?
• 52:18
  Like like I would, I want to see that timeline.
• 52:23
  I know. So it's like, what does, what
• 52:25
  does this have to do with that? Everything with them.
• 52:28
  There's a. Correlation.
• 52:29
  So it's like. It was back in September, you
• 52:31
  mean? And remember, they're like, oh,
• 52:33
  nobody's allowed. We're not doing those press
• 52:35
  briefings. No, well, they made-up, they
• 52:36
  made them like have to sign like a document saying that they a.
• 52:39
  Loyalty Pledge. Yeah, It was like, yeah, They
• 52:41
  wouldn't say they would get like everything that they wrote, like
• 52:44
  approved by the Pentagon. And every outlet beside
• 52:47
  including Fox News said no besides like one OA.
• 52:52
  NOAN. And then like Marjorie Taylor's
• 52:55
  boyfriend. Yeah, I bet you that's the idea.
• 53:00
  And that's changed now at the end of the day.
• 53:03
  Yeah, they're directly. The Trump administration has
• 53:06
  suggested that the Admiral overseeing the operation made
• 53:09
  the actual decision to conduct the second strike.
• 53:12
  Trump called him an extraordinary person on Tuesday
• 53:14
  and said, I wanted, I want those bows taken out.
• 53:17
  And if he had to, and if we have to, we will attack on land also.
• 53:23
  We just like we attack on sea. Yeah, see what I'm saying?
• 53:26
  Like they're they're already giving us the pretext.
• 53:29
  Oh, but that's, yeah, this is what they want.
• 53:31
  They want. And also like I feel like the
• 53:34
  fog of war is more of like a mental thing, not like actual
• 53:37
  physical fog. I know it just he's a, he's a
• 53:41
  fucking idiot, I mean. That's it.
• 53:47
  And there was reports where it's like, oh, there was no second
• 53:49
  strike. There's a great video I love
• 53:52
  watching Caroline Levitt like try to talk her way out of shit.
• 53:57
  And if you watch this, this this press conference, she.
• 54:01
  She I watched it yesterday. It was so rough for her.
• 54:04
  Number one, she's not wearing her cross.
• 54:06
  So when she's up there lying her ass off, she does not wear her
• 54:09
  her cross necklace. If you ever noticed, there's
• 54:11
  context clues and her jewelry. She lies all the time.
• 54:15
  When it's like bad, bad. She's not wearing it.
• 54:18
  I'm telling you. So she wasn't wearing it and her
• 54:21
  face showed it all where they asked like, hey, we've heard
• 54:24
  reports that this didn't happen. Then we heard reports that this
• 54:28
  did and that it was at the direction of somebody.
• 54:31
  And it was basically which one, which one is correct that this
• 54:36
  never happened or that Pete Hagseth directed them to do
• 54:40
  this? And she's like, oh, it's the
• 54:41
  latter. She was like, oh, it was the
• 54:43
  second one. It's in.
• 54:45
  This is there's been so many times and I know, I know, I
• 54:48
  picked these articles. I try not to make them Trump
• 54:50
  centric. I really, I've been doing good
• 54:53
  the past few weeks of picking other things.
• 54:55
  Last time it was like, oh, I think last week I was just like
• 54:58
  pointing out all these creepy fucking pedophile dudes, but I
• 55:01
  try not to. But the amount of crazy shit
• 55:07
  that comes out of these people's mouths and the amount that they
• 55:11
  lie about where they this is like the 10th time when they're
• 55:13
  in a position of were you lying now or are you lying then?
• 55:16
  When were you lying? Not if, when, which time is it?
• 55:21
  Epstein files hoax, not hoax. Like when were you lying?
• 55:24
  When it comes to this insider training, they're doing it.
• 55:26
  They're not doing it. It's a problem.
• 55:27
  It's not when, when were you lying like like at what point?
• 55:31
  Because you were lying either then or you're lying now, but
• 55:33
  you're not. You weren't telling the truth
• 55:35
  because your stories are so conflicting.
• 55:38
  There's not even like if this is an episode of the first 48,
• 55:41
  these motherfuckers, you wouldn't even need to buy the
• 55:43
  witness a fucking hot chicken sandwich from Popeyes wouldn't
• 55:47
  even need it because their stories just the continuity talk
• 55:51
  about in like film, you know, like the continuity between
• 55:53
  shots and making things, you know, like, oh, well, you know,
• 55:56
  there was blood on his shirt when he got stabbed, but now in
• 55:59
  this later scene, his shirt's clean.
• 56:00
  Hey, that doesn't match up. That's continuity when things
• 56:03
  don't make sense and there's zero continuity across so across
• 56:08
  like such a myriad of topics when it comes to this
• 56:11
  administration. It's like baffling It it is
• 56:14
  crazy and any other like junction in life or like path in
• 56:22
  life you would take nobody would ever be allowed to be this full
• 56:27
  of shit all the time. Do this double talk.
• 56:31
  This is like it's we have the most toxic, really this is the
• 56:33
  most toxic girl anyone's ever dated times a million.
• 56:37
  And that is like our like the our relationship with this
• 56:41
  administration just so incredibly toxic.
• 56:45
  Gas lighting's not a thing, babe.
• 56:46
  You made that up. I saw you post that but it's not
• 56:50
  even like but but it's it's past gas lighting because it at least
• 56:54
  like it's not even. You think I'm fucking stupid?
• 56:57
  Gaslighting. Gaslighting.
• 57:00
  Contempt for their own voters. Dude, yeah, but like, you know,
• 57:02
  gaslighting, it's like I'm gonna it's a manipulation tactic to
• 57:05
  try to get something out of somebody or manipulates into
• 57:08
  feeling agreeing with you. And kind of like, you know, it's
• 57:11
  a sleazy communication tactic to try to like get somebody to side
• 57:16
  with you because they're not stupid.
• 57:20
  So it's like I got to gaslight you into agree like we're past
• 57:23
  that. Like this is like the dumbest
• 57:26
  shit. I know, but like how fucking
• 57:28
  like condescending that your girl Caroline Levitt is.
• 57:33
  Like when she is lying, it's that's the gross part.
• 57:36
  It's like she used to up there just like I just I watched the
• 57:38
  whole fucking thing yesterday and she had like a whole speech
• 57:40
  in the beginning. I was like God damn, like this,
• 57:42
  like I wanted to turn off like 10 times.
• 57:44
  I'm like it makes my skin crawl. Like just like how cringy it is.
• 57:48
  Yeah, I mean, and you can see it in her face, but she's like, no,
• 57:51
  it was the latter. Like she wanted to die.
• 57:53
  She was like, oh, fuck, like, and and they've been bracing for
• 57:57
  this probably to come out for a little while too.
• 58:00
  They've definitely been like, fuck, fuck, fuck.
• 58:03
  And this is probably why they don't want they're not letting
• 58:05
  people report from inside the Pentagon.
• 58:09
  So there's no more like, I mean, you can get that information
• 58:12
  from people that the routes that they're taking, they complain
• 58:14
  about leakers. All they're doing is creating
• 58:16
  more people to leak who are like, hey, like withholding
• 58:21
  information from like the American people, which is super
• 58:25
  fucking weird. So yeah, it's the whole thing is
• 58:28
  nuts. And Pete Hexus an idiot.
• 58:32
  He should have been fired with signal gate like this.
• 58:35
  This is the type of stuff, OK, like Epstein files, cover up
• 58:41
  redactions, all this insider trading type stuff.
• 58:45
  This is the type of shit that's going to get these people in a
• 58:48
  shit ton of trouble when they get out of office.
• 58:50
  This is the type of stuff that's really going to like bring
• 58:54
  pressure in a way where it's not like a court of public opinion
• 58:58
  type thing. Or we can spin this like that's
• 59:01
  like if it's a war crime, it's a war crime.
• 59:03
  Like there's people who, I mean, I still give criticize Obama for
• 59:07
  committing war crimes, criticize Cheney and Bush for committing
• 59:10
  war crimes. We have committed war crimes and
• 59:13
  atrocities across the world since we've been alive and
• 59:16
  before that. So to try to spin it as anything
• 59:18
  other than that is dumb and it's different.
• 59:24
  I hate to say that this war crime is different than like an
• 59:27
  Obama war crime. I don't know if Obama committed
• 59:29
  war crimes. I, I personally think if you're
• 59:32
  indiscriminately using drones, killing to kill five people, to
• 59:36
  kill like 65 innocent people, it's not worth it.
• 59:40
  Like, to me, I think like that's borderline.
• 59:43
  That's why I said there's some people who would say that Obama
• 59:45
  is a war criminal. There's people on the right,
• 59:48
  there's people on the left who would say that he's a war.
• 59:50
  The right, not so much. Because then they'd have to
• 59:52
  admit that like he actually was like doing shit that they get
• 59:55
  wet dreams about, like dropping bombs from drones
• 59:58
  indiscriminately on whoever the fuck's down there.
• 1:00:02
  Then they don't give him any credit for that.
• 1:00:04
  Not that he would want it, but they don't.
• 1:00:08
  Because he they realize he was more leaning into that military
• 1:00:11
  industrial complex. I know too but but at the same.
• 1:00:13
  Appease them at the same at the same time, it was also to like
• 1:00:16
  appease. That's one of his biggest issues
• 1:00:17
  as he tried to be too diplomatic across both sides of the aisle.
• 1:00:21
  Well, I'm just saying like, I don't know if they give a fuck
• 1:00:23
  about like being hypocrites anymore because like Trump's
• 1:00:25
  like saying like Senator Mark Kelly's like committed treason.
• 1:00:31
  And it's like bro, you committed.
• 1:00:32
  He's like punishable by death. It's like, then let's get the
• 1:00:34
  fucking gallows out, dude. Like I mean, Trump, it's
• 1:00:38
  punishable by death. You you're 1st to go.
• 1:00:43
  Yeah, the this, but this is the stuff that's going to be
• 1:00:47
  highlighted over time. This is just proving the
• 1:00:51
  ineptitude of not just like the president or the cabinet and
• 1:00:54
  these people. It's like everybody that it's
• 1:00:57
  crazy that we were talking about like, oh, don't do you don't
• 1:01:00
  have to follow illegal orders. And then they've been do they
• 1:01:03
  were doing. Illegal orders like.
• 1:01:06
  Well, and that's why I think that there was probably rumors
• 1:01:08
  that there was some shit like this going on and that's why
• 1:01:10
  they said that in the 1st place, knowing that this is going to
• 1:01:13
  come out at some point. And they look like you could
• 1:01:16
  tell. Like I implore everybody, if you
• 1:01:19
  need to put it on mute, that's fine because she's super fucking
• 1:01:21
  annoying and she lies all the time.
• 1:01:23
  But you could just watch the video of Caroline Leavitt
• 1:01:26
  talking about it and answering questions in her face, because
• 1:01:29
  she's all. That's the White House press
• 1:01:31
  secretary. Yeah, she's a bad act.
• 1:01:34
  Bad actor is my one of my bosses would say I'm a bad actor.
• 1:01:38
  I know exactly what you're thinking in the moment cause
• 1:01:40
  your face shows it and dude, she's the same and you can just
• 1:01:42
  see it like she's like fuck fuck fuck fuck like this like this
• 1:01:47
  could be this is bad. Like this is an impeachable
• 1:01:50
  offense for sure. I mean, Hexa is probably going
• 1:01:54
  to get fired. You're probably going to see.
• 1:01:55
  Hexa signal gate should have gotten fucking fired.
• 1:02:00
  True, but that's a breakdown in communication.
• 1:02:03
  When it comes to like top secret information, this is like what
• 1:02:06
  was. The Hillary's emails.
• 1:02:07
  All like, like what I'm saying is like headset could be on the
• 1:02:10
  docket after Netanyahu in the national international criminals
• 1:02:13
  court. Like he could be like this could
• 1:02:16
  lead to charges that come from international.
• 1:02:19
  Courts and have nothing to do. But we're not, we're not a
• 1:02:21
  signer to the International Criminal Courts.
• 1:02:23
  No, I know, but in the on on paper.
• 1:02:26
  You won't be able to travel. Yeah, on paper, that would be
• 1:02:29
  super fucking bad. Like that.
• 1:02:32
  Like, like, it doesn't matter if he gets prosecuted, goes to
• 1:02:35
  jail. And the fact that he had would
• 1:02:37
  have that looming over his head, couldn't leave the country.
• 1:02:40
  And he's an idiot, so he fucking would.
• 1:02:43
  And he's so antagonistic that they'd be waiting for him to
• 1:02:47
  like, you don't get to this is, Oh my God.
• 1:02:49
  In my day-to-day life, I see this all the time.
• 1:02:52
  People. It shocks me that people think
• 1:02:55
  they can treat other people terribly and then expect those
• 1:02:59
  people to have their back whenever they need somebody that
• 1:03:01
  support them. It cracks me up.
• 1:03:04
  And that's totally what him, Trump, a lot of them do.
• 1:03:07
  Hey, let's say Trump comes under like they'd be, there'd be
• 1:03:10
  people waiting for him to step off of a plane in Dubai to
• 1:03:14
  arrest his ass and take him off somewhere if they could.
• 1:03:17
  I don't. Dubai would be a little bit
• 1:03:19
  difficult to pull that off, but they'd fucking try because he's
• 1:03:22
  so antagonist. I always wonder that like what
• 1:03:24
  does the Secret Service do? You better have one of the guys
• 1:03:33
  that's like, yeah, you were always the best boss.
• 1:03:35
  Like when they came to arrest the president of South Korea,
• 1:03:38
  like his Secret Service was like protecting him in his house.
• 1:03:41
  There was like a standoff. True.
• 1:03:45
  But then you see other times, or who was it?
• 1:03:47
  The president of the Philippines?
• 1:03:50
  President. And then Duterte, Yeah.
• 1:03:52
  And he was murdering drug dealers and he got tried and he
• 1:03:55
  got scooped up. For But that's also because,
• 1:03:59
  like his rival became the president and just let him let
• 1:04:02
  it happen. Well, yeah, but he was actively
• 1:04:04
  murdering people accused of selling drugs.
• 1:04:06
  So he was like executing people, like caught with drug
• 1:04:10
  possession. That's why.
• 1:04:11
  So it's like, oh, go to the Philippines, they got.
• 1:04:13
  But they got crazy weed. I'm like, you better be careful,
• 1:04:16
  dude. You better shut the fuck up,
• 1:04:17
  dude. I'll never see you again.
• 1:04:18
  What are you talking about? Yeah, like they got none, bro.
• 1:04:21
  What are you talking about? They got, like, gun toting
• 1:04:23
  Christians over there. Yeah.
• 1:04:24
  It's like, come to California, dude, we got the crazy weed.
• 1:04:28
  But this whole thing is when somebody said I'm like Dale
• 1:04:32
  Gribble when it comes to the government, I love Dale Gribble.
• 1:04:35
  I, I'm like Dale Gribble. I don't.
• 1:04:38
  Even know who that is. He's the conspiracy crazy guy
• 1:04:42
  from King of the Hill, the guy with the Red Hat who's the bug
• 1:04:44
  inspector. He's just like anti Everett.
• 1:04:47
  The government's always against you.
• 1:04:48
  But this is the type of stuff that will have a long lasting
• 1:04:51
  effect that let's say Trump tries to run again, doesn't
• 1:04:56
  whatever. This is the type of shit that in
• 1:04:57
  10 years someone's going to scoop Pete Hegseth up, Scoop
• 1:05:01
  Pete Hegseth up for this shit. And he's going to be like, not
• 1:05:04
  in this country. Like somebody's going to scoop
• 1:05:06
  this fucking dude up because with what they're doing in the
• 1:05:09
  way the way they're doing it and the the just blatant lies and
• 1:05:14
  disregard for like just us not being fucking mentally unstable
• 1:05:21
  as fuck. Like they're earning more
• 1:05:24
  enemies. I tried to explain this to
• 1:05:26
  somebody about Trump. They're like, well, now they're
• 1:05:27
  coming after him. I was like, because all that
• 1:05:29
  Trump's done is go after people the whole time.
• 1:05:31
  And you're shocked that now people that like know that he's
• 1:05:34
  done fucked up stuff or have evidence of it are now coming to
• 1:05:38
  the forefront. Like he's asked for them to do
• 1:05:40
  that. He's treated all these people
• 1:05:41
  badly and now he wants them to have to support him and have his
• 1:05:44
  back. That's absolutely dumbfounding
• 1:05:47
  that you have, you have such delusions of grandeur that you
• 1:05:50
  think you're so great that you can treat people horribly and
• 1:05:54
  they're still going to love you. That's such a unhinged level.
• 1:05:58
  And he's talked about it before, but you're seeing it in real
• 1:06:01
  time. Like, and now it's reaching the
• 1:06:04
  point where innocent people clinging on to shipwreckage or
• 1:06:06
  being hit with a second strike of a drone.
• 1:06:09
  Like, I mean, it would have been just as fucked up to leave them
• 1:06:11
  out there and let them. No, like a part of The thing is
• 1:06:16
  you have an obligation to go get them.
• 1:06:18
  To go scoop them up right so it would.
• 1:06:20
  Have been not kill them, but go fucking save them.
• 1:06:22
  It would have been a war crimes. You picked the worst option like
• 1:06:26
  you picked like the worst option you can do like, oh, we broke
• 1:06:31
  up. It's a.
• 1:06:31
  Problem. It's a problem if you leave them
• 1:06:33
  there. Yeah, Oh, we broke up.
• 1:06:35
  I need to go get my stuff out of the apartment.
• 1:06:37
  And there's like there's a couple different ways you could
• 1:06:39
  do it and you chose like break into the apartment when no one
• 1:06:42
  was there, take all of your shit and her shit and burn the
• 1:06:46
  apartment down. Like that's probably like the
• 1:06:49
  you could have waited, but like you chose the absolute worst
• 1:06:52
  option you possibly could. Well, remember those survivors
• 1:06:55
  one time and then they didn't even like, you know, and they're
• 1:06:59
  so dangerous that we have to extradition judiciously kill
• 1:07:02
  them. But they were survivors and they
• 1:07:04
  just returned them to their home country because they didn't want
• 1:07:06
  to fuck, because they knew that they had no case in the United
• 1:07:08
  States. So like, we don't want to bring
• 1:07:10
  them here. We don't because we can't like
• 1:07:12
  put them on trial because they didn't do anything.
• 1:07:14
  So we just put them back, bring them back.
• 1:07:15
  So probably this time they're like, oh, make sure there's no
• 1:07:18
  survivors. It's like, oh, you forgot,
• 1:07:20
  that's a war crime too. This whole fucking thing is
• 1:07:22
  retarded. Well, that's there's an SO this
• 1:07:26
  is, this is very true. Anybody who's like a serial
• 1:07:30
  killer, for the most part, there's an escalation phase
• 1:07:33
  where they have this idea of where they want to do something
• 1:07:36
  like I want to go drive, I want to pick up a hooker and shoot
• 1:07:40
  her, whatever. That these guys, a lot of them,
• 1:07:43
  they get caught because somebody remembers them from when like
• 1:07:46
  they interacted with them and they didn't.
• 1:07:48
  But what happens is these people they have, they build up to the
• 1:07:52
  point to when they do that. So they escalate their actions
• 1:07:55
  until their action is what they're wanting to do.
• 1:07:59
  So they'll be like when they interview these people, they're
• 1:08:01
  like, Oh yeah. Like I was thinking about doing
• 1:08:04
  it. So like one time I picked up A
• 1:08:07
  St. a street walking lady of the night, scooped her up, drove
• 1:08:10
  around, had my gun in the car and I let her go.
• 1:08:15
  And then the next time I drove I picked one up, drove around, the
• 1:08:18
  gun was like tucked underneath my leg.
• 1:08:20
  She had no idea I had my hand on it, but I still let her go.
• 1:08:24
  And then like the fifth or sixth time, it's like, oh, I had the
• 1:08:27
  gun under my leg and then I shot her and I killed this lady.
• 1:08:31
  And that's like the escalation process.
• 1:08:33
  And you're seeing this escalation process within our
• 1:08:36
  administration where now they're pushing it to where they're
• 1:08:38
  killing. They're they're violating
• 1:08:40
  international law, committing war crimes, murdering innocent
• 1:08:45
  people, right, Like then returning them back because they
• 1:08:48
  know they don't have shit. Like they're just, they're
• 1:08:50
  escalating their actions to a point to where it's like they're
• 1:08:53
  becoming that serial killer. And like a way that's like,
• 1:08:57
  it's, it's a, it's a slow process.
• 1:08:59
  This is going by very quickly. But I do think this started in
• 1:09:02
  the first administration was kept smoldering as a fire.
• 1:09:08
  So they kept feeding that fire while he wasn't in office for
• 1:09:12
  four years. And now it's like a bonfire and
• 1:09:14
  they threw gasoline on it. But this escalation?
• 1:09:17
  I thought Pete Hegsa was was a Christian too and he's just like
• 1:09:19
  down from murdering. People.
• 1:09:21
  Yeah, Jesus. Jesus wants you to murder people
• 1:09:24
  because we know their names and we know what are these.
• 1:09:26
  We do their names. It's like, no, you don't.
• 1:09:27
  If you did, you'd release them. Like, stop it, bro.
• 1:09:30
  Because that you guys are so stupid that if you do something
• 1:09:33
  and it's even remotely close to right, you're going to tell us
• 1:09:36
  all of the facts about why it was almost right.
• 1:09:39
  Yeah. Cash will tell us before, before
• 1:09:40
  there's even like an actual fact, you know, like so.
• 1:09:44
  So boys, stop like like you're. Like you have the receipts you
• 1:09:47
  would you would provide them and you and.
• 1:09:50
  It's. Telling.
• 1:09:51
  It's telling that you're not. You know, it might not be the
• 1:09:53
  best analogy, but just like almost every single serial
• 1:09:56
  killer robber, people who like there is an escalation when it
• 1:10:01
  comes to crime for people with this mindset.
• 1:10:05
  And they do it incrementally to basically like get the guts to
• 1:10:10
  do it and they just get the guts to do fucked up stuff and
• 1:10:15
  they've and they want to do it. It's just building up to that
• 1:10:18
  point. And now we're killing innocent
• 1:10:19
  people or allegedly innocent or allegedly dangerous drug.
• 1:10:24
  Dealers, there's like a lot of, there's 11 people on the fucking
• 1:10:27
  boat and you don't go fucking like smuggle drugs with 11
• 1:10:31
  people. So they're probably like human
• 1:10:32
  trafficking. And so you just killed a bunch
• 1:10:34
  of people who wanted to come to the country too, which is
• 1:10:36
  probably what they're probably happy with.
• 1:10:38
  Yeah, I mean, look, if you want to go out and take out a bunch
• 1:10:40
  of coyotes and people that like lock people in oil tankers,
• 1:10:45
  drive them across the border, exploit women and children and
• 1:10:49
  people looking for a better opportunity, murdering people,
• 1:10:52
  essaying, graping them, whatever.
• 1:10:55
  The people that do these, these coyotes are awful people for the
• 1:10:59
  most part, can't think of like a good story of a guy who helps
• 1:11:03
  shuttle humans across the border, but like they go after
• 1:11:06
  the fucking coyotes. You know, I have to I have a
• 1:11:09
  like such an extreme, almost like beyond right wing view of
• 1:11:14
  like if you want to attack the border, this is how you attack
• 1:11:16
  the border if you actually want to fix it.
• 1:11:18
  And but blowing up people in boats and they were way far off
• 1:11:24
  the coast like it was in international waters, which
• 1:11:28
  makes me cringe if you ever said like, what was it?
• 1:11:30
  International waters? So it's not that big of a deal.
• 1:11:33
  It's a big deal. Whatever you did was creepy.
• 1:11:35
  Anytime you throw away, throw around the term international
• 1:11:38
  waters about your birthday party, about the island you live
• 1:11:42
  in, something that happened on a fucking boat, getting in a fight
• 1:11:46
  on a cruise ship. There's not anything that's good
• 1:11:49
  where we talk about international waters unless,
• 1:11:52
  like, the least bad thing you could do, I guess, would be
• 1:11:55
  dumping trash into the ocean or fishing somewhere you're not
• 1:11:58
  supposed to rescuing someone. Yeah.
• 1:12:00
  Other than that, pretty fucked up.
• 1:12:03
  That's like, there's no need. That's like, oh, where'd you get
• 1:12:06
  that? Like, oh, dark web.
• 1:12:08
  Oh, I purchased this on the dark web.
• 1:12:09
  There's never anything good that you're probably buying off of
• 1:12:12
  the dark web. Otherwise you'd buy it like off
• 1:12:14
  of the regular Internet, right? It's the same thing.
• 1:12:17
  Oh, international waters. Instantly my ears perk up and
• 1:12:20
  I'm like, what were you doing? Or who were you fucking?
• 1:12:23
  You weren't supposed to because that's, that's a big red flag.
• 1:12:26
  International waters. No, get out of here.
• 1:12:29
  That's a good take. And Caroline Leavitt said that
• 1:12:32
  within the 1st 15 sentences of that speech before she took
• 1:12:36
  questions and everything was done according with
• 1:12:38
  international water law. No, it wasn't if it.
• 1:12:41
  What are you talking about? If you were on the up and up you
• 1:12:44
  wouldn't have to tell me you followed the rules.
• 1:12:46
  Like I just don't because when they say they are, they're they
• 1:12:50
  blatantly haven't. And this one is something you
• 1:12:53
  can't cover up. I I guarantee you Trump does a
• 1:12:56
  blanket pardon for everybody and who's ever.
• 1:12:58
  Talked to him? No, he'll do a blanket part.
• 1:13:00
  Pardon for Bondi for, him for, Blanket for.
• 1:13:03
  Everybody in the administration. And be like, because they were
• 1:13:05
  doing the work that needed to be done to get this country where
• 1:13:08
  it needed to be and they shouldn't be punished for that
• 1:13:10
  100%. Of course.
• 1:13:12
  I mean, he's already, I mean, we'll get into it.
• 1:13:14
  We'll talk about another pardon. He's partying pardon all stupid
• 1:13:18
  shit. I don't think he needs.
• 1:13:19
  I don't think he's going to pardon Diddy because Diddy look
• 1:13:20
  like he living his best life in there, bro.
• 1:13:24
  But I do like that he's all like peppery Gray now and white, but
• 1:13:28
  just that he's got the little dye in there.
• 1:13:33
  You think he'll? No no, dye his hair.
• 1:13:35
  I'm sure he's been dyeing his hair for a while.
• 1:13:38
  Obviously you know what there and people forget there is a
• 1:13:40
  just for men hair Joe box with a black man on it.
• 1:13:44
  That happens. See, I'm letting mine go.
• 1:13:46
  I got I'm getting all these silver streaks in here dude,
• 1:13:48
  I'm. For it.
• 1:13:49
  That's why I want Trump to go to jail because like, without the
• 1:13:51
  hair and makeup team, like, he's going to look crazier than he
• 1:13:54
  does. Oh, dude, he's going to look
• 1:13:58
  nuts. It's going to be fucked up.
• 1:14:00
  It's going to be super fucked up.
• 1:14:02
  I'd like to see that. I'd like to see that.
• 1:14:04
  I thought once he lost all the gays like he would, his hair
• 1:14:07
  would start looking fucked up. But it's you know, it's still, I
• 1:14:09
  mean already. I mean obviously it looks fucked
• 1:14:11
  up but but. You thought gays were helping
• 1:14:13
  him with that? No.
• 1:14:14
  For a second. No.
• 1:14:17
  Back in his apprentice days. Maybe like back when he was a.
• 1:14:22
  Democrat, I'm saying before he was a president.
• 1:14:24
  Yeah, it's like, love. The gays love them.
• 1:14:28
  Do great wonders with my hair. Yeah, he hangs out with Giuliani
• 1:14:31
  when he was dressed up through. See my spray tan expert Great
• 1:14:34
  job article #2 Trump pardons Honduran ex president who is
• 1:14:42
  convicted of drug crimes from KERA or NPR and KERA and viewers
• 1:14:49
  like you. President Trump has officially
• 1:14:52
  pardoned former Honduran President Juan Orlando
• 1:14:54
  Hernandez, who U.S. officials said was at the center of one of
• 1:14:59
  the largest was violent drug trafficking drug trafficking
• 1:15:02
  conspiracies in the world. White House official not
• 1:15:05
  authorized to speak on record confirmed that the pardon was
• 1:15:08
  granted and the the Federal Bureau of Prisons confirmed his
• 1:15:12
  release on Monday. Hernandez, who served 2 terms as
• 1:15:15
  the leader of the Central American nation, was sentenced
• 1:15:17
  to 45 years for conspiring to import court cocaine to the
• 1:15:21
  United States. But we care about drugs, right?
• 1:15:24
  The pardon of such a high profile convicted drug
• 1:15:27
  trafficker, however, has led to accusations of deceit and
• 1:15:30
  hypocrisy by the Trump administration as it comes while
• 1:15:35
  the president and his team continue to escalate the
• 1:15:37
  military campaign against drug trafficking out of Venezuela.
• 1:15:40
  Because we want Venezuela's natural resources, everybody.
• 1:15:44
  We've wanted those for fucking decades.
• 1:15:46
  Let's get on this back with, what was it Chavez, Hugo Chavez?
• 1:15:51
  And everybody was like, Oh my God, it was the same thing.
• 1:15:53
  Because he was like, I'm not going to like give you guys
• 1:15:55
  fucking gas. And I was like, the biggest
• 1:15:57
  issue from the jump with Venezuela is once they took
• 1:16:00
  control over their own natural resources, America hated
• 1:16:03
  Venezuela because I think that they're they're oil.
• 1:16:05
  They have the they're sitting on one of the largest oil reserves
• 1:16:08
  in the entire world, and everything they do with that is
• 1:16:12
  to benefit themselves and nobody else.
• 1:16:14
  Yeah, but it's so it's so corrupt there though.
• 1:16:16
  Like, no, it is. They only have like 20% of like
• 1:16:19
  their capability, like online. And it it they could, they used
• 1:16:23
  to be one of the richest countries in the world and now
• 1:16:25
  they're like fucking terrible. It's terrible there.
• 1:16:28
  But if they if, and let's say we do go to war, it's a field day
• 1:16:33
  for like Exxon Mobil and all those guys going.
• 1:16:37
  Chevron's already there. No, I know, but it would open
• 1:16:40
  the floodgates, yeah, for sure to everybody.
• 1:16:44
  As the leader of one of the. He was the leader of one of the
• 1:16:46
  largest criminal enterprises that has been the subject of to
• 1:16:49
  a conviction in US courts. In less than one year into his
• 1:16:52
  sentence, President Trump parting in him suggested that
• 1:16:54
  the President Trump cares nothing about narco trafficking
• 1:16:57
  Hernandez. Hernandez's time was briefly
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  overlapped by Trump's first term.
• 1:17:01
  And in that first time, Hernandez fostered support from
• 1:17:05
  the Trump administration after joining a small group of nations
• 1:17:08
  and moved the Honduran embassy to Israel, from Tel Aviv to
• 1:17:12
  Jerusalem. Of course.
• 1:17:14
  Why is that? That is, Why is that the play
• 1:17:19
  that it's so weird? And I might even try to make it
• 1:17:22
  about that, but it's so weird. They're like, yeah.
• 1:17:26
  Every every United States president said that they would
• 1:17:28
  do it and never did it. Why?
• 1:17:31
  Who cares? I don't know, but I'm just, who
• 1:17:33
  cares? I'm just saying.
• 1:17:34
  Like, because we're a Christian nation and we want to bring upon
• 1:17:37
  the end times. So we purposely didn't.
• 1:17:39
  We need Israel to exist so that everyone can die and the world
• 1:17:42
  can end. I'm just isn't that that's what
• 1:17:45
  the book says. So allegedly.
• 1:17:48
  So I'm just curious. I've always said that that.
• 1:17:50
  That is why. The weirdest death cult in the
• 1:17:53
  world is Christianity because it's like, no, I want everyone
• 1:17:56
  else to die so I can go to paradise.
• 1:17:58
  That sounds great. It's like, really.
• 1:18:00
  Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:02
  Cool. Well, you know, it starts
• 1:18:03
  because honestly, it was like if they're, if they put a subway in
• 1:18:07
  at the corner of the street, the Bible says if there's a subway
• 1:18:10
  there and a Texaco over there, that's the beginning of the end
• 1:18:14
  times, dude. If that came out, there'd be a,
• 1:18:16
  there'd be two subways and two Texacos on those corners within
• 1:18:20
  that. And they'd be like, oh, they
• 1:18:21
  just really got to be here. And I'm like, wait, what are we
• 1:18:23
  trying to do? It's like egging on.
• 1:18:26
  Yeah, it's like a self fulfilling prophecy.
• 1:18:29
  It like that, that's what they want and that's what's weird.
• 1:18:32
  It's like there's like there's a, there's a want for everyone
• 1:18:35
  to die so I can go, yeah. They're like they got to put the
• 1:18:37
  chest pieces in place for it to like activate.
• 1:18:40
  Yeah, it's fucking weird. So it's like, no, now we're
• 1:18:43
  going to move. So like moving the embassy to
• 1:18:46
  Jerusalem from Tel Aviv, It's like what?
• 1:18:48
  Like get out of here? Like, what is that?
• 1:18:50
  What purpose does that serve other than like that of?
• 1:18:53
  Like it was just pisses off like Muslims and and Christians and
• 1:18:58
  Jews. I mean, like, no, that's the
• 1:19:00
  whole point of not only Muslims. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:04
  All right. One time one of his Trump
• 1:19:09
  criticized the prosecution, telling reporters last week that
• 1:19:12
  people he respects told Hernandez treated very harshly
• 1:19:15
  and unfairly. I wish people would say that
• 1:19:17
  man, they weren't that good to. Just Caroline Levitt said it
• 1:19:20
  yesterday. She she had a whole thing of
• 1:19:22
  like, why? It was a sham trial.
• 1:19:25
  It's like, bitch, it's. Just same with.
• 1:19:29
  But look, imagine like the DEA agents that spent like years and
• 1:19:32
  years like getting this dude arrested and then like he was
• 1:19:34
  like, yeah, fuck it. He he's, but he's pardoned
• 1:19:38
  another drug dealer and the guy who founded Silk Road and he
• 1:19:41
  pardoned that Silk Road. And I've done a lot of research.
• 1:19:44
  I've listened to a lot of podcasts, breakdowns,
• 1:19:48
  interviews, interviews with the people that caught him.
• 1:19:53
  I know how that guy got caught. Him having Silk Road is not why
• 1:19:57
  he went to federal prison. Him hiring assassins and people
• 1:20:01
  to to execute hits and paying them in cryptocurrency and those
• 1:20:06
  people that he was trying to commit hits with being federal
• 1:20:09
  agents is why that guy was in federal prison for the rest of
• 1:20:13
  his life. Was it selling drugs?
• 1:20:15
  Sure. Was it mostly because he was
• 1:20:17
  paying, making payments to execute people who he thought
• 1:20:20
  were against him? Because he went by the?
• 1:20:23
  The Dread Pirate Roberts, what's his name on Silk Road?
• 1:20:26
  And he got caught like on his laptop on the master thing for
• 1:20:30
  Silk Road. Like they had to catch that guy
• 1:20:32
  was very difficult and to have him not like wipe his drive and
• 1:20:36
  clear everything and he, he got arrested and got caught.
• 1:20:39
  They really ratcheted up the investigation because he was
• 1:20:43
  paying people. They got an undercover agent
• 1:20:46
  into the server for Silk Road and he offered to like murder
• 1:20:51
  people for this guy 'cause he thought people were ripping them
• 1:20:53
  off. There's all sorts of drama
• 1:20:55
  within that drug community. And so he started paying people
• 1:20:58
  in crypto to commit hits. That's what he got arrested for.
• 1:21:01
  So it's not that he got arrested for the drugs, which is what
• 1:21:03
  they make it about when they talk about Silk Road and his
• 1:21:06
  pardon. It's like, no, he was paying.
• 1:21:08
  He was paying to have people fucking murdered.
• 1:21:10
  They staged a, they staged a murder and sent him pictures to
• 1:21:15
  make it look like this guy actually killed this person.
• 1:21:18
  And then he, and then he paid them out in fucking Bitcoin.
• 1:21:22
  And that's whenever they really started coming for him.
• 1:21:24
  It's because he was paying people for hits on Silk Road.
• 1:21:27
  You could buy people on Silk Road.
• 1:21:28
  Not just drugs, people, drugs, guns, all you can buy anything
• 1:21:34
  off of Silk Road. That was like the whole purpose.
• 1:21:36
  And he was using his own platform to purchase hit squads.
• 1:21:41
  That's why he went to prison. That's who he pardoned.
• 1:21:43
  That's who Trump pardoned. Fuck the anonymous Tor browser
• 1:21:48
  dark web drug market he created that he just created.
• 1:21:52
  He just created like a Facebook marketplace where anybody else
• 1:21:55
  could sell anything. But then he started using that
• 1:21:58
  to try to kill people. Crazy, right?
• 1:22:01
  That's like, that's what they don't tell you about what that
• 1:22:03
  is like. That motherfucker was paying to
• 1:22:04
  have people killed. That's why he was in federal
• 1:22:06
  prison. They couldn't attach him to
• 1:22:10
  selling fentanyl, moving drugs, or people.
• 1:22:13
  They had none of that. It was literally like, I own
• 1:22:15
  this site and I need to kill these people because they're
• 1:22:18
  threatening to expose me or threatening to take my shit, and
• 1:22:21
  I got to kill these motherfuckers.
• 1:22:23
  They got arrested in a Public Library talking about him in the
• 1:22:27
  public like fucking crazy. Right to criticize the
• 1:22:34
  prosecution. Roger Stone, his long time
• 1:22:36
  political advisor who lobbied for Hernandez's release.
• 1:22:40
  Shocker. Roger Stone showed up shared on
• 1:22:42
  his radio show. He's a radio show.
• 1:22:44
  He delivered A4, played letter, 4 page letter from Hernandez
• 1:22:47
  claiming that he was the victim of wrongful conviction.
• 1:22:50
  Wrongful conviction and law fair by the Biden and Harris
• 1:22:54
  administration. I wish I could just say that
• 1:22:58
  like we're seeing so much shit just blamed at Joe Biden that
• 1:23:01
  now this is Joe Biden's fault. Like he's leading the FBI, like
• 1:23:06
  leading this DEA investigation. If he showed up and was like,
• 1:23:09
  hey, look into this back in the day, they'd be like, with all
• 1:23:12
  due respect, Sir, let us do our jobs.
• 1:23:16
  That would that's probably what would be fucking said.
• 1:23:19
  And then he'd be like, OK, my bad.
• 1:23:22
  I don't know what I'm talking about.
• 1:23:24
  My bad. But yeah, I know I heard he was
• 1:23:26
  treated unfairly. So we're just going to, I heard,
• 1:23:29
  I heard it wasn't fair. Yeah.
• 1:23:31
  Let's make it fair. Yeah.
• 1:23:34
  And he wrote. Congratulations to Juan Orlando
• 1:23:36
  Hernandez on your upcoming pardon.
• 1:23:38
  Make Honduras great again. Is he allowed back in Honduras?
• 1:23:41
  That's a question. Like, do they want him there?
• 1:23:46
  There's like an election going on right now and Trump said if
• 1:23:49
  the right wing guy doesn't win that he's going to take away the
• 1:23:52
  funding for the United States to the Honduras.
• 1:23:57
  He posted like 400 truths last night, just like rambling and
• 1:24:02
  ranting about crazy shit yesterday.
• 1:24:04
  I don't know if you saw that like like literally like 200
• 1:24:07
  like racist. That's when he's like, oh,
• 1:24:09
  Somalis, which I don't have an article, but we need to get rid
• 1:24:13
  of all the Somalis. Somalia.
• 1:24:16
  Listen to the podcast, Shout out.
• 1:24:18
  Yeah, we disagree. Let the Somalis in.
• 1:24:22
  They're the captain. Now Gen.
• 1:24:24
  Z and millennials embrace sustainable alternatives to
• 1:24:28
  imported, fresh flowers. Say I'm trying to keep it
• 1:24:32
  lighthearted. Instead of hiring a florist for
• 1:24:35
  Chicago for October wedding, Emily Day decided to grow her
• 1:24:38
  own flowers in her front yard in Calgary, Canada, a creative
• 1:24:41
  challenge that turned into a lesson to the hidden climate
• 1:24:45
  cost of the global flower industry.
• 1:24:48
  She said her homegrown arrangements were just
• 1:24:50
  beautiful, were just as beautiful as store bought ones,
• 1:24:53
  and cost a fraction of the price a day.
• 1:24:56
  Day and her fiance built guard boxes out of wooden shipping
• 1:24:59
  containers in March and filled those with blooms like Yarrow,
• 1:25:02
  fever, flu, straw, flowers and status statice.
• 1:25:09
  Chestetized, they harvest and dried them in the Midsummer
• 1:25:12
  ahead of the fall frost. On her wedding day, her bouquets
• 1:25:15
  featured autumn shades accented with blue.
• 1:25:21
  What is that? Echinops.
• 1:25:23
  Echinops. Oh, that sounds.
• 1:25:25
  I bet you they're pretty though. From a local farmer and tansy
• 1:25:28
  she forged from her roadside ditches.
• 1:25:31
  What is that crazy men's tune? In the ditch.
• 1:25:35
  Is this one person in fucking Canada doing this or is this
• 1:25:38
  everybody? Come on.
• 1:25:40
  As Gen. Z and millennials incorporate
• 1:25:41
  sustainability into weddings and other special events, I think
• 1:25:44
  they're more worried about like, putting weed in their events
• 1:25:47
  than they are about. Some are growing their own
• 1:25:50
  bouquets, picking wildflowers that's against the law, or using
• 1:25:53
  potted plants. Visitors are sourcing their
• 1:25:56
  flowers locally and collecting see.
• 1:25:58
  And this is like the thing that like, I'm not going to read this
• 1:26:01
  whole thing because it's just about like flowers, but like
• 1:26:05
  sustainability. But there is something to be
• 1:26:07
  said about sustainability that I do think we that younger
• 1:26:11
  generations care about that older generations don't give a
• 1:26:14
  fuck. Like when you talk to somebody
• 1:26:16
  who's like 70 about like climate change and global warming,
• 1:26:20
  they're like, I don't give a fuck.
• 1:26:21
  I'm not going to be here. Like they all have this same
• 1:26:24
  mindset. Like they're not going to be
• 1:26:26
  around here for the fallout, so why would I stop it from
• 1:26:29
  happening? It's fucking weird.
• 1:26:31
  And they've been like that for forever with like the ozone
• 1:26:34
  layer. There's so many different things
• 1:26:36
  that have popped up, like for our parents and older
• 1:26:39
  generations to like switch to more sustainability.
• 1:26:43
  And they've actively chosen not to.
• 1:26:45
  And then as they've gotten older, they've just quadrupled
• 1:26:48
  down on it and became kind of Dicks about it.
• 1:26:51
  So it's nice to see. I mean, while this is a small
• 1:26:54
  example, it's nice to see the like there is an effort to try
• 1:26:59
  to use more sustainability when it comes to shit.
• 1:27:01
  You know, I'll be happy when glitters, like outlawed
• 1:27:04
  glitters, like the worst shit in the world for the planet.
• 1:27:07
  Glitter's terrible glitter ends up in the ocean.
• 1:27:11
  Microplastics. That's like one of the biggest
• 1:27:14
  threats to our species is microplastics.
• 1:27:18
  It's not talked about like but lack of sustainability or not
• 1:27:23
  focusing on. Sustainability.
• 1:27:25
  I bet you like paper straws, huh?
• 1:27:27
  Not really. I mean, obviously it's more
• 1:27:31
  pleasing to use a plastic straw, but if you got paper straws and
• 1:27:35
  like all right, whenever that's all you have, like it's, it's a
• 1:27:37
  free market. If you don't like it, then go
• 1:27:39
  somewhere that doesn't have paper straws.
• 1:27:41
  Like that's your right as a consumer to go do that but you
• 1:27:45
  can't like bully them into like you need to be less sustainable
• 1:27:48
  and eco friendly or I'm not going to eat here again Like
• 1:27:51
  that on paper sounds stupid as shit.
• 1:27:54
  That sounds so dumb but that's the stance Because I'm
• 1:27:59
  comfortable with plastic straws to make my lips my thin lips
• 1:28:02
  feel better. Yeah.
• 1:28:07
  When I started my business, I knew that I wanted to recycle
• 1:28:11
  everything that I could, compost what I could, and repurpose what
• 1:28:15
  I could. Shut up.
• 1:28:18
  People think I'm crazy. Like in my yard I'm using, so I
• 1:28:22
  have like these pecan trees, this huge one up front and some
• 1:28:26
  on the side of my house. I reuse the leaves.
• 1:28:28
  You break them up and you put them in your flower beds.
• 1:28:31
  You put them in those areas. And that that's like free mulch.
• 1:28:33
  It breaks down over the winter, makes the ground richer.
• 1:28:37
  Everybody just bags up their leaves and throws them away.
• 1:28:39
  And it's like, that's the type of stuff that you shouldn't do
• 1:28:41
  because you could use that to make your yard better.
• 1:28:46
  And it's just putting the nutrients back into it.
• 1:28:48
  And people like, what are you doing over there?
• 1:28:50
  I mean, according to the Chevon Below Deck Mediterranean, you
• 1:28:54
  can use human poop. It's really good fertilizer, but
• 1:28:56
  we get rid of that too. Yes and no.
• 1:29:01
  You can, but you shouldn't. You shouldn't use any like dog
• 1:29:05
  poop. Not dog poop.
• 1:29:06
  I'm talking about human. True, but it can still create
• 1:29:11
  issues. Parasites.
• 1:29:14
  I'm like like, oh, George is shitting in his compost box
• 1:29:18
  again. Like that's like, I don't want
• 1:29:19
  to explain that. No, I agree.
• 1:29:22
  Like what are you doing on the chef?
• 1:29:23
  I'm telling you what Chef said. I'm keeping it to put it
• 1:29:25
  outside. You don't have any toilets?
• 1:29:29
  Oh no, we shit in the compost. Like oh, and our kids are
• 1:29:33
  homeschooled. That's the following.
• 1:29:35
  And my kids are, oh, if you're shitting in your compost box,
• 1:29:38
  I'm sure you're homeschooling your kids.
• 1:29:41
  Trump said he is sharper than I was 25 years ago, that he spent
• 1:29:46
  an hour appearing to doze off again.
• 1:29:49
  He dozes off a lot, bro. Like, my dad's, my dad's 83 now,
• 1:29:52
  and we'll be hanging out. My dad dozes off all the time.
• 1:29:56
  This dude's dozing off. At the start of the Cabinet
• 1:29:59
  meeting just after noon Eastern on Tuesday, President Trump had
• 1:30:03
  seemingly made his seemingly obligatory reference to Sleepy
• 1:30:07
  Joe Biden. Then he assured he was sharper
• 1:30:09
  than I was 25 years ago, while rebuking the New York Times for
• 1:30:13
  a lengthy and detailed story last week laying out how the 79
• 1:30:17
  year old president appears to have slowed down during his
• 1:30:20
  second term. Trump is sharp, but they're not
• 1:30:23
  sharp. Trump's out of the newspaper.
• 1:30:25
  Trump chastised reporters for what he cast as unfair treatment
• 1:30:30
  when it comes to his health, stamina, adding.
• 1:30:32
  You people are crazy. But over the next hour and a
• 1:30:35
  half, Trump Trump struggled to embody the sharpness and vigor
• 1:30:38
  he had just laid claim to. In fact, he seemed to wage a
• 1:30:42
  lengthy and often losing battle with a midday nap even as his
• 1:30:46
  cabinet was assembled to engage in one of his favorite
• 1:30:49
  activities, singing his praises, he repeatedly seemed to doze
• 1:30:53
  off. It was.
• 1:30:54
  It was the kind of scene, in fact, that Trump once, Once Upon
• 1:30:57
  a time, ridiculed his evidence the president's lack of stamina
• 1:31:00
  and fitness for the job. About 15 minutes after his
• 1:31:03
  broadside health issues and stamina reporting, Trump seemed
• 1:31:07
  to struggle to keep his eyes open as Commerce Secretary
• 1:31:10
  Howard Lutnick. Let's be honest, we all try to
• 1:31:13
  keep our eyes open while that fucker talks, praises trade
• 1:31:16
  wars, and held the greatest cabinet ever for the greatest
• 1:31:19
  president ever. Dude these claims are so wild.
• 1:31:28
  It's like a it's like talking to like a 5 year old.
• 1:31:30
  He's the best at everything he's ever done.
• 1:31:32
  It's so it doesn't matter what it is.
• 1:31:36
  He can make a peanut butter and he's like best peanut butter and
• 1:31:38
  Jelly ever made. A lot of people say I make the
• 1:31:42
  best. They say I make the best peanut.
• 1:31:44
  I know dude, it's fucking gross. Have you watched the video dude?
• 1:31:47
  He's dozing the fuck off too. Like if it was like if he was a
• 1:31:51
  normal age president, just a normal president, like, yeah,
• 1:31:55
  I'd be like, yeah, dude, that job's tough.
• 1:31:56
  Like if Obama fell asleep in a meeting, I'd be like, I get it,
• 1:31:59
  he's working his ass off, but it's Trump.
• 1:32:01
  He's like 80. It's like, Nah dude, this guy's
• 1:32:03
  old. He's sleepy.
• 1:32:04
  He's sleepy in the tan suits. Tan makes you tired.
• 1:32:08
  Yeah. I mean, if you watch it, he's
• 1:32:10
  like dozing off. And then he does this and he'll
• 1:32:12
  open his eyes like he's realized that he's dozed off.
• 1:32:15
  But we've been seeing this for months.
• 1:32:16
  I mean, look, you're 79. Nobody expects you to be be
• 1:32:20
  like, you know, getting the blue, the blue patch at the
• 1:32:23
  physical Fitness Presidential Physical Fitness Test.
• 1:32:27
  He does. He does his, his, his guy said.
• 1:32:30
  He's like in great shape. No, I don't.
• 1:32:32
  But like, what I'm saying is we, we're not stupid.
• 1:32:35
  And like Occam's razor says, like, Nah, man, you're not what
• 1:32:39
  you're used to being. That's just like the most likely
• 1:32:42
  outcome is that you're just old. So to pretend like that's not
• 1:32:48
  the case is just weird. So this whole like, Nah, he's
• 1:32:51
  I'm better than I was 25 years ago.
• 1:32:54
  If anybody that was 79 or 80 said that to you, you would
• 1:32:57
  laugh and be like, man, he's still got it, dude.
• 1:32:59
  He's like, he ain't giving up. You would say positive things
• 1:33:02
  about this old man, but you, everybody knows like bro, you
• 1:33:06
  ain't shit compared to what you were 25 years ago.
• 1:33:09
  But you would be like, oh, like it'd be like, you know, like
• 1:33:12
  dude, this dude, he ain't scared, bro.
• 1:33:14
  He's getting old, but he's still fucking.
• 1:33:16
  I like it. He's still got some, some fire
• 1:33:19
  in the like, right? There'd be something, but you
• 1:33:21
  would be, it'd be like cutesy. You wouldn't be like, oh yo, he
• 1:33:24
  is stronger than he was when he was 50 at 80, Like no one.
• 1:33:30
  Everybody be like shut the fuck up.
• 1:33:32
  Nobody's not like what are you talking about, right?
• 1:33:34
  That's like just some dumb shit to say.
• 1:33:36
  There's some stand up guy or I can't remember words.
• 1:33:40
  He was talking about how people say dumb shit all the time and
• 1:33:42
  he's like, people say dumb shit like someone dies and they're
• 1:33:45
  like, oh, she's in a better place.
• 1:33:47
  He's like what are you talking about?
• 1:33:48
  She's in a box in the ground. Better place, she's dead.
• 1:33:51
  Shut up. Like that's stupid.
• 1:33:52
  Why would you say that stupid shit?
• 1:33:54
  Him them saying that is the same level of stupid.
• 1:33:58
  It's the equivalent. I'm 20.
• 1:34:00
  I expect nothing less, dude. It's like he just, you know,
• 1:34:04
  he's the boy who cried wolf. Except for like on steroids.
• 1:34:07
  So there was something they showed that he's done like 6 or
• 1:34:10
  700 less official events that he's been in so far in his
• 1:34:15
  second term than he did his first term this time last year.
• 1:34:18
  And he's always sitting now. You never really see him
• 1:34:22
  standing up when he's doing these meetings, press
• 1:34:25
  conferences, He's sitting behind a desk where you can't see him.
• 1:34:28
  There was a video of him walking around with some kid on the at
• 1:34:33
  the White House that he's like pigeon toed.
• 1:34:35
  He's got this pigeon toed thing and a foot drag, which is like
• 1:34:39
  like a stroke, mini stroke, something like that is normally
• 1:34:42
  how you get that he's dragging. I think it's his right foot,
• 1:34:45
  like really bad, like dragging this motherfucker and he's
• 1:34:50
  walking. He's got this weird gait now.
• 1:34:52
  And it's not like I'm trying to look.
• 1:34:54
  I mean, you'll be like, I am not sitting here and trying to bash
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  this old dude for his health. We're going to go through that.
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  Everybody goes through that. We all our bodies age, we
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  change. But like, dude, if I AM 80 and
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  I'm trying to talk to you like I'm 50 and I'm the smartest,
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  like slap the shit out of me. Like so like because that's not
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  the case. Like, that's absolutely.
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  Not the case. I know obviously dude, that's
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  just who this fucker is. No, I think I'd say it like that
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  sometimes because some people might actually believe it.
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  That's what's fucking crazy. Some people might think that
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  this almost 80 year old man who's taking naps all the time
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  and has spent a whole life eating KFC and like Taco bowls
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  and as a Diet Coke button, that this dude is in better shape now
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  than he was. He was in bad shape 25 years ago
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  because he was doing the same shit because he was doing the
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  same. Shit, he made like a fat joke at
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  Governor Pritzker over in Illinois.
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  It's like, dude. And then he was like, I could
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  lose some weight too. It's like, OK, there we go.
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  I'm not going to talk about how he's a fat slob.
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  I don't want to talk about how people are fat.
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  Everyone's like bro, like. Dude.
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  Shut up. Like any equivalent would be is
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  any like analogy I could come up with which I is like kind of my
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  thing. It wouldn't make sense.
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  It's it's stupid. Like it's the ugliest person in
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  the world telling somebody else that they're the ugliest person
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  in the world. It's like, dude, you got the
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  sash, the trophy, the crown, the scepter.
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  It's all at your house because you want, you just won the award
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  yesterday. Like no, dude, like shut the
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  fuck up. It's it's so out of bounds and
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  that did this is something that's it.
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  They're going to lie about something.
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  Obviously they lie about everything, but if they're going
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  to lie about something as non political as his health, because
• 1:36:50
  that's not politics. That's just like science, right.
• 1:36:54
  That has nothing to do with politics other than them
• 1:36:56
  weaponizing and him sippy Joe whatever.
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  But other than that, this is just like Father times,
• 1:37:01
  undefeated. Yep.
• 1:37:05
  Unless you're Donald Trump, which is like some Kim Jong Un.
• 1:37:08
  He never pees, he never poops because his body's so perfectly
• 1:37:11
  in tune. Like it's the same level of
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  cultish psychosis. Yeah, and just like them saying
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  he's the best president ever, Same fucking sycophant.
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  Greatest, greatest cabinet ever. I'm like maybe the richest.
• 1:37:25
  Sure, there's a lot of and in time it'll probably be frowned
• 1:37:28
  upon as like one of the most corrupt because it's like, how
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  is it not like it's the same case I make same case I make
• 1:37:36
  with Oprah being a a bad person. Too much money to not to not
• 1:37:42
  have been. You've made too much money to
• 1:37:44
  not have been terrible to people to reach that point.
• 1:37:47
  That's not how it works. And anybody who's a bad guy,
• 1:37:51
  Peter Thiel will tell you that he's crushed souls to get to
• 1:37:54
  where he's at. Elon Musk will tell you he's
• 1:37:57
  crushed souls. To get to work.
• 1:37:58
  Well, Oprah just promoted books. Dude, come on now.
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  I'm not going to let you trash America's sweetheart. close this
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  out. Close this out.
• 1:38:05
  I'm just saying they're more similar than they're different
• 1:38:07
  because that mindset to be that successful, especially
• 1:38:12
  organically like she did, to have that mindset and come where
• 1:38:16
  she to come where she came from, to be where she's at, she's
• 1:38:19
  crushed souls. You just have to like.
• 1:38:21
  I don't. Think so.
• 1:38:23
  Bro. She's created souls.
• 1:38:27
  You don't think there's someone that Oprah didn't like who had a
• 1:38:29
  great book that could be on the book of the month club and she
• 1:38:32
  didn't put them on the book of the month club and that didn't
• 1:38:34
  crush? That book.
• 1:38:35
  Sales get out of here, dude. Yes, she would.
• 1:38:40
  Everyone gets a car, you got to pay the taxes.
• 1:38:43
  And then she had to go back and pay the taxes on a bunch of
• 1:38:46
  people's fucking cars because she's like, oh shit, the people
• 1:38:49
  who get tickets to my show for free, like can't afford to buy a
• 1:38:53
  new car right now or even pay the taxes.
• 1:38:56
  No shit. What that's then?
• 1:38:58
  You know you're fucking detached from reality.
• 1:39:03
  At the poker room, every three months they give away a truck.
• 1:39:06
  I'm just selling it right there on the poker floor.
• 1:39:08
  Fuck the taxes. Yeah, someone would saw on
• 1:39:11
  Facebook Marketplace, see. Let's sell it.
• 1:39:14
  Oh yeah, And that's like you needed it.
• 1:39:17
  And you know, there's some people were like holding out
• 1:39:19
  with their shitty truck waiting to try to win that truck.
• 1:39:21
  Like that's their game. Like I've done the math.
• 1:39:23
  If I show up and I play, I could put 35,000 down on a new truck
• 1:39:27
  today or I could take $300. You have to.
• 1:39:31
  You have to play for $100 in three months.
• 1:39:33
  That's what she said. 100 hours for three months, and for every
• 1:39:36
  100 you play, you get a name. You get a raffle ticket.
• 1:39:39
  Yeah. So if you paid 10,000 hours,
• 1:39:43
  you'd get. I don't.
• 1:39:45
  Think you could do that in three months but.
• 1:39:47
  Hey, man. One time I I did it, it was 195
• 1:39:50
  hours so I missed out on the second ticket and then they
• 1:39:54
  called 6 people who weren't there and it was like less than
• 1:39:58
  200 people in the fucking thing. You had your shot.
• 1:40:05
  Well, you got anything else for us, Sir?
• 1:40:08
  Meditate, bitches. Make sure y'all like follow,
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  subscribe, share, leave a comment, whatever.
• 1:40:16
  Live it up. Crazy times.
• 1:40:21
  Keep watching the news. Pretty, pretty please.
• 1:40:23
  I know I say that all the time. I'm like pay attention.
• 1:40:25
  There's crazy shit, but it's true.
• 1:40:27
  We're living in completely unprecedented times and they
• 1:40:31
  just become more and more and more.
• 1:40:34
  Precedented. Yeah, Yeah.
• 1:40:37
  I mean, we're just living in precedented Times Now at this
• 1:40:39
  point. Like what can't be done That's.
• 1:40:42
  Right, America. Then we got a 79 year old
• 1:40:46
  fucking stallion of a horse. President y'all.
• 1:40:52
  Be good, be safe, stay out of trouble, and as always, go fuck
• 1:40:57
  yourselves. Shut up.