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OUTRO: High Achievers · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Dud Dude. Fan of the Hurdarky Picture podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Make sure you check out more from Jay, Smike and
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  Speaker 2: Kezy on their Instagram at Haducky Big Show.
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  Speaker 1: Fortuning into them four to seven every weekday on Radio Hurdarky.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks mate, I think we could make that thing that
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  Speaker 3: we do on the Big Show. Fellows, what do you reckon?
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  Speaker 1: I hate belching?
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  Speaker 4: Do you like burping?
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  Speaker 1: No? Are you a belcher?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 4: No, not at all? Neither am I neither.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen you after four beers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but if it's gassy from beers to have her
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  Speaker 2: quite bets.
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  Speaker 1: I've had a lot of mates over the years that
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  Speaker 1: were massive bouchers. Yeah. What was that? What was that show?
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  Speaker 1: What was that great movie with all the Nuds and
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  Speaker 1: Revenge of the Revenge of the Nuds.
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  Speaker 4: Bogger Yeah, Bogger Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I just find it the most disgusting thing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad to know that you would hate. Now it's
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  Speaker 3: starting to drop in some belches, because you can do
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  Speaker 3: some pretty horrendous ones, some real good ones.
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  Speaker 2: Well, this is the thing, right, my mates, two of
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  Speaker 2: them have they developed to have it together from working
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  Speaker 2: together where that add their own voice underneath going yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and they talk while the yeah yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but every just a regular bit they go, I won't
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  Speaker 1: do that.
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  Speaker 4: When I'm farting.
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  Speaker 1: We used to get at boarding school. We used to
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  Speaker 1: get like cartons of milk. Yeah, that would just as
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  Speaker 1: and it would always be slightly warm. And there was
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  Speaker 1: always my one mate who will remain nameless, who would
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  Speaker 1: every morning scullet and then do a big warm milky
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  Speaker 1: beer belch. Gross, And that just makes me go, no fun.
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  Speaker 4: I'm thinking about it.
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  Speaker 3: It's getting funny by the second, actually belching real big ones. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I can't even really make myself.
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  Speaker 4: But I used to all the time as a kid.
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  Speaker 4: It was one of those things.
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  Speaker 2: No, when you're a kid, it's one of those things
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  Speaker 2: you had to learn how to do, like whistling and
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  Speaker 2: like all those little things.
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  Speaker 4: One of them was learning how to mix up.
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  Speaker 1: Can you guys curl your tongue?
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  Speaker 4: Mm hmm yeah, everyone could do that wrong. Well, what
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  Speaker 4: do you mean do you just did it to me?
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  Speaker 4: So I did it back and he.
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  Speaker 1: Goes so six truly graphic and Chad, what me killing
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  Speaker 1: my tongue and pointing it at me?
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  Speaker 4: I was just.
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  Speaker 1: And there's another thing I saw today that only like
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  Speaker 1: ten percent of Remember the.
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  Speaker 5: Cubs thing, we will do our best. Yeah, Cabs, will
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  Speaker 5: you do your best? Okay, well he is.
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  Speaker 1: There where you join your famine the small finger and
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  Speaker 1: you do the Only a very more portion of people
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  Speaker 1: can do that. Really, yes, pegson, can you do that?
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  Speaker 4: A very small portion? You mean you can't.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do it. But I did read today weirdly
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  Speaker 1: enough that only like ten percent or something of the
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  Speaker 1: population can do it.
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  Speaker 3: And one hundred percent of the people that can't do
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  Speaker 3: it have got massive downstairs probably.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's a bullshit fact that percent of the
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  Speaker 2: population can do it and three of us can and
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  Speaker 2: you can't.
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  Speaker 1: Never been able to do that. That's why I was
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  Speaker 1: never never a good cubs.
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  Speaker 4: A cub of scout. Yes, before you're.
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  Speaker 1: Before you're a scout. A scout, you're a.
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  Speaker 4: Cub, before you're a scout, you're a cub.
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  Speaker 1: Akay, we will do our best, Cubs, Well, you do
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  Speaker 1: your best.
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  Speaker 4: We will do Actually was we will do our best.
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  Speaker 4: So you both were cubs, yes.
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  Speaker 1: And I was also boys Brigade, which was like it's
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  Speaker 1: like the Hitler youth like that. It was a little
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  Speaker 1: bit like we were all in black.
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  Speaker 3: And you were taught to do army stuff, little star,
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  Speaker 3: Well it's actually the girls brigade, so your girls brigade
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  Speaker 3: and scouts.
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  Speaker 4: The fact that they had boys brigade was frowned upon, right.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know how I got into that, but
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  Speaker 1: I know that it was outside the school all right,
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  Speaker 1: because cubs was at the school.
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  Speaker 4: I hated it, so did. I hated it.
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  Speaker 3: I could never nail which at hand to salute with
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  Speaker 3: what I'd always get there. I remember distinctly when I
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  Speaker 3: got you know, you do your thing, your ceremony to
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  Speaker 3: be in as a cub. I remember getting that wrong,
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  Speaker 3: and the cub master, who was a woman incidentally, she
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  Speaker 3: just laughed and said, it's alrighty, you'll get it to
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  Speaker 3: my mum.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 3: My mom used to go drop me off and then
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  Speaker 3: she get fishing into her and my brother get fish
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  Speaker 3: and chips on the way on the way home, and
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  Speaker 3: they'd pick me up when I get home, and the
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  Speaker 3: fucking been in the warming drawer of the oven for
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  Speaker 3: two hours. Absolute shit. Yes, So that was another reason
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  Speaker 3: why I hate it.
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  Speaker 1: That would suck.
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  Speaker 3: It was the same not as magnum p I was
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  Speaker 3: make them.
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  Speaker 1: What I remember about cabs. Is our cabs were in stank.
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  Speaker 4: Just like person.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I don't even know, and I don't think
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  Speaker 1: I ever achieved a bad I didn't get, but I
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  Speaker 1: stole heaps.
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  Speaker 4: What so what you'd steal someone's.
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  Speaker 1: Not playing, not someone they'd have like they have them them, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: steal them, steal them.
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  Speaker 2: That's like at our school intermediate, you had your sweater
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  Speaker 2: and then down you get the ribbons for things you'd achieved,
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  Speaker 2: like if you've got excellence and stuff, and people would
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  Speaker 2: walk around with all the ribbons.
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  Speaker 4: Down the arm.
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  Speaker 2: I had none, So I became a guy that never
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  Speaker 2: wore sweaters because I was never cold. But it's really
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  Speaker 2: because I didn't have any ribbons and pathma.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we're in your colds all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think no, It's weird, isn't it? People walking
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  Speaker 2: around with all the accolades on their arm.
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  Speaker 4: At schools, a lot of.
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  Speaker 3: People would make them strive, but for you, it just
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  Speaker 3: made you not weird that item of clothing.
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  Speaker 4: That's correct.
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  Speaker 3: So other people would have strived you just I'll be like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: maybe I will strive.
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  Speaker 2: Then I take a closer look at what they've got
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  Speaker 2: and it's like, oh, you've got Excellence and Physics extreme fifteen.
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  Speaker 3: Did you have a different color for representing the school?
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  Speaker 4: Sorry?
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  Speaker 2: That was the only one I had, was the first
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  Speaker 2: fifteen one. That was I had one the whole Big
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  Speaker 2: Show week days from four on radio Hurarchym the Wracky
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  Speaker 2: Big Show Podcast. We had bars, Yeah, that little bar
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  Speaker 2: ribbon things.
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  Speaker 1: Well, there's no ribbon involved. It was just literally like
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  Speaker 1: if you've got a school blue for example, it.
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  Speaker 4: Was just blue.
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  Speaker 2: It was just a blue has had what it was
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  Speaker 2: embroidered into it, like a one centimeter wide little ribbon
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  Speaker 2: thing in your shoulder there and some people had to
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  Speaker 2: start on their other shoulder.
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  Speaker 4: Right, not me, not all kezy, just the first fifteen one.
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  Speaker 1: I have never kept any award I've ever been given,
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  Speaker 1: and there's been.
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  Speaker 4: I was waiting for the second awards. What was your last,
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  Speaker 4: last last award at school?
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  Speaker 1: I got shiploads of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: But certificates don't count. But what of what of substance
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  Speaker 3: did you get? Not like don't post.
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  Speaker 4: Improved, don't poets and only poet in.
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  Speaker 1: The school ever kept any radio awards.
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  Speaker 4: Radio awards, we haven't won one.
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  Speaker 1: I got a certificate the other day. It was for
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  Speaker 1: it was a stylist that was for for something in
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  Speaker 1: the A C.
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  Speaker 4: C Oh Yeah, for I was also part of that
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  Speaker 4: as well.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah congrets, yeah yeah, But I mean as an individual, Joe,
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  Speaker 3: it's not something where somebody else has had no idea,
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  Speaker 3: put in all the work and then you tune up
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  Speaker 3: on Wednesdays.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, that's not what it was for. But
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  Speaker 1: but no, seriously, I never keep any of that, so
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure my like.
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  Speaker 4: My mum would What do you mean any of that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Like certificates and qualifications and all that sort of ship
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  Speaker 1: got qualification qualified, man, worry about.
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  Speaker 2: It, and don't don't mention your honorary radio certificate.
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  Speaker 1: Is a doctor of Radio.
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  Speaker 4: You weren't the place can't even give those out that place.
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  Speaker 4: Take what if you kept your yellowtel that we got
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  Speaker 4: for you the other week.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where it is. I actually don't know
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  Speaker 1: where it is.
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  Speaker 2: So Pugs and Mike earlier way to organize that from
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  Speaker 2: the comedy fist.
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  Speaker 1: I know where it is. It's on the brown leather
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  Speaker 1: chair in my room next to the sex swing.
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  Speaker 4: Using it as a jazz red.
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  Speaker 3: Denzel Washington say, did I tell you about this? Denzel
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  Speaker 3: Washington I did, asked about his oscar where he keeps
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  Speaker 3: his oscar? Yes, and he said next to THEE.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, how good?
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  Speaker 2: So do you reckon if we started now and we
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  Speaker 2: said any year's time, we have to have a competition
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  Speaker 2: who can get the most awards?
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  Speaker 4: That's quite a good thing, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: Do you get an award?
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  Speaker 2: But it can be anything, so like, okay, I could
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  Speaker 2: win the best baking competition at the weekend. That counts
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  Speaker 2: best baking competition, you know, like you just had to
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  Speaker 2: try and get as many best awards.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but who's in that case the best baking competition?
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  Speaker 3: Where who's holding that competition.
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  Speaker 4: Like an a P show? Oh you sure? You know
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  Speaker 4: what I mean? Like it has to be something. It
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  Speaker 4: can't be amongst the three of us. No, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 4: except for the throbber at the end of the year.
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  Speaker 1: What about what about best Bobby Calf?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's Bobby Calf, absolutely, and like best lamb, like
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  Speaker 2: most best presented lamp, things like that. And we went
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  Speaker 2: up at the end of the you and go right
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  Speaker 2: here are all the awards I've won this year.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's pretty good. That's quite a good idea.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't It sounds like a lot of effort though, because.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not going to do it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't keep them.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just not going to wear that jersey. Did you
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  Speaker 3: keep but you're still the winner of it? You don't
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  Speaker 3: need to keep it?
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  Speaker 4: Did you keep your Best Actor Award?
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  Speaker 1: Jason Chapman? Chirp?
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  Speaker 4: I won What the hell is that?
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  Speaker 1: Film? And Television Best Short.
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  Speaker 3: Film, which I wrote, Yes, but you didn't and acted
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  Speaker 3: in You write an accident it, but you didn't direct
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  Speaker 3: it or produce it, which means, weirdly, the producer gets
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  Speaker 3: their accolade, which is which I think is bullshit.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, well, you nominated for her Talkback?
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  Speaker 1: Did I?
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  Speaker 3: Well, the show did the Best Comedy. Yeah, we got
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  Speaker 3: nominated for Best Comedy.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't you guys go to the TV Awards? Yeah we do? Well,
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  Speaker 4: No we didn't.
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  Speaker 3: We had to write an acceptance speech, which we didn't.
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  Speaker 3: Here we did a video except in case we won it,
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  Speaker 3: which we did not. But well, Into Paranormal won it.
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  Speaker 3: It had to be you know what I mean, had
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  Speaker 3: to beat Yeah, so good. I won a carrot cake
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  Speaker 3: when I was six? Does that count? But I don't
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  Speaker 3: I don't even internet raffle. I think missus coote into
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  Speaker 3: it for me.
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  Speaker 1: I've won a raffle.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't even won a raffle. I haven't won ship.
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  Speaker 1: I've won a couple of scratches.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm trying to think of the last thing I won.
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  Speaker 4: It's like nothing. I think when you win stuff and
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  Speaker 4: it's pure lack, that doesn't count.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's bullshit and alviosly you can just buy heaps
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  Speaker 2: of scratches until you win.
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  Speaker 3: I won.
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  Speaker 4: Five bucks, but then you're saying to say that you
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  Speaker 4: lost this so funny.
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  Speaker 2: I also remember wagging assembly a lot because I'd be like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna get the stificates anyway, so why should
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  Speaker 2: I go to assembly?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I remember they got meaningless ones like best best around
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  Speaker 1: senior boy. That's pretty good, best boy, best all round
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  Speaker 1: senior boy. Was everything like because I was like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: Tennis Champion, Captain of the Credit, Captain of the second
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  Speaker 1: fifteen rugby Drama. I've won four Drama Awards at Dilworth
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  Speaker 1: in the road. No one's ever done that.
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  Speaker 4: Or come close, yeah, vigo, or come close, come close.
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  Speaker 1: Some people have come close.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, listen to the d every day, weekday on Radio
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  Speaker 4: O God.
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  Speaker 1: I should tell the people that dream one day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, so good on the show.