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She Got Epsteined! · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:06
  El Guapo: And now's a time when things are shifting.
• 0:09
  El Guapo: We're going to be a new world. Order out there.
• 0:12
  El Guapo: Believe it next ever come who are fake news.
• 0:19
  El Guapo: I am not suicidal.
• 0:23
  El Guapo: We'll circle back with you directly I can circle back. I'll circle back with you.
• 0:28
  El Guapo: Do not come, do not come.
• 0:33
  El Guapo: I'm gonna come.
• 0:35
  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 281 of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:41
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
• 0:43
  Testecleese: And we're just 2 guys drinking some beer to talk about what's going on. We have our good friend Guapo with us once again.
• 0:50
  El Guapo: Hey! Hey! Hey!
• 0:51
  Testecleese: Our handsome El Salvadorian. And hey, thank God, you're not getting deported back to El Salvador, because apparently you go straight to prison.
• 0:59
  Testecleese: No, unless you're coming out.
• 1:02
  El Guapo: You support your user. Okay.
• 1:04
  Brian McFadden: Or you go to a nice hotel.
• 1:06
  El Guapo: Well, I don't get I don't.
• 1:07
  El Guapo: There it is got Democrat money. So I gotta go to my family members.
• 1:12
  El Guapo: hey? While I'm there. While I'm there. I just gonna still go visit places, you know. Stay there for a month. Why not.
• 1:19
  Testecleese: I'd love to go to El Salvador man, especially after
• 1:22
  Testecleese: I can never remember that guy's name. It's such an.
• 1:25
  El Guapo: Kelly.
• 1:25
  Testecleese: Easy. Yeah, bukelly. It's.
• 1:27
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:28
  Testecleese: Name. He really cleaned up that country, didn't he?
• 1:31
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, but people still hated him, you know, because sure.
• 1:35
  El Guapo: he eliminated heaviest corpus and stuff, and people didn't like that shit.
• 1:38
  Brian McFadden: Is this Dagan flow.
• 1:41
  El Guapo: The what.
• 1:42
  Brian McFadden: The vice chair.
• 1:44
  El Guapo: I don't know who the vice. Honestly. This is one thing I don't like about him. When you land in the Airport International airport in El Salvador. There's a picture of Kelly with his wife like, why, where's the Vice President like? Why are you not putting the Vice President.
• 1:58
  Testecleese: I don't even know if they have a vice president. Honestly.
• 2:00
  El Guapo: Do they.
• 2:01
  Testecleese: I don't know enough about their government.
• 2:03
  El Guapo: This similar to it, but the only thing that the da get elected so.
• 2:08
  Testecleese: I think Brian was referring to the 1st story in our follow up the vice chair. That's David Hobb.
• 2:14
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 2:15
  Testecleese: The vice chair of the Democrat party. He's been given an ultimatum
• 2:20
  Testecleese: because he's remember, he was saying, how he wanted to put all this money into primarying.
• 2:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, like Aoc did.
• 2:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. Primary, all these Democrats and safe communities, safe cities or whatever.
• 2:33
  Testecleese: And he's been given ultimatums like, stay neutral in the primary, so get the hell out of the party as a leader.
• 2:38
  El Guapo: You know what I think. He's the gift of the Rnc. So.
• 2:43
  Testecleese: Oh, he's an idiot.
• 2:44
  El Guapo: Be like a beam, you know.
• 2:46
  Testecleese: He's an absolute idiot, especially when they were talking about Garcia, and he's like, you know, damn well he's not an Ms. 13 gang member like 2 judges said he was. He's covered in gang tattoos. He was wearing Gang hoas when he got picked up with the gang members.
• 3:01
  El Guapo: In order to be effective, leader and stuff like that, or be in a position you need to be aware of everything. Do not just watch the only news. You watch all the type of news, you know.
• 3:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, you have to understand what's going on. So you don't look like a fucking moron when you get blown up on national television, right?
• 3:16
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 3:18
  El Guapo: When I start, I started doing that.
• 3:20
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 3:21
  Brian McFadden: Well, I was gonna bring up the next story here. Yeah, we talked.
• 3:24
  Brian McFadden: you know, the squirrel. We talked about this.
• 3:26
  Testecleese: This was the biggest story for like 2 weeks. Remember.
• 3:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 3:31
  Testecleese: Was it in New York? Was it.
• 3:33
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 3:34
  Testecleese: And they they put the squirrel down, saying it might be rabid, but then it turned out at least
• 3:38
  Testecleese: what we had found out. It turned out they didn't want people
• 3:42
  Testecleese: taking in wild animals as pets, because it would lead to problems.
• 3:45
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 3:46
  Testecleese: And apparently this 160 63. Page report had to come out over this guy.
• 3:51
  Brian McFadden: I'm rich.
• 3:52
  El Guapo: Is it double space or single space.
• 3:54
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure it's double space. It don't matter. It's still too late.
• 3:58
  Testecleese: 163 pages.
• 4:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they might.
• 4:00
  El Guapo: No.
• 4:01
  Brian McFadden: Chat. Gbt. To write it.
• 4:02
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
• 4:03
  El Guapo: I would use like tickle space at least shorter page.
• 4:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, and make it size 5.
• 4:10
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 4:10
  Brian McFadden: What page magnifying glass people justifying the money they made off the study, you know.
• 4:19
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I I don't even know what this study said. It says it reveals the truth, and I got a feeling. It's exactly what we had said.
• 4:24
  Brian McFadden: It was, yeah.
• 4:26
  Testecleese: Yup. So again, once again, Brian, we're from the future, aren't we?
• 4:30
  El Guapo: Yeah, so.
• 4:31
  Testecleese: Who should start listening to our show man, they would make a ton of money.
• 4:38
  Testecleese: Here's another prime example of us being from the future as we're going to flex
• 4:43
  Testecleese: several weeks in a row. I've been talking about how the housing market's going to collapse right.
• 4:47
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 4:49
  Testecleese: Well, now, reports are coming out that there's a fear that there's a housing market crash coming. It's going to be recession era lows, and they're even saying right now. The March Home sales dropped to the lowest pace. Since 2,009.
• 5:06
  Brian McFadden: Which which is kind of crazy.
• 5:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 5:09
  El Guapo: Yeah, I wish I had a little bit of money, so I can buy a house.
• 5:13
  Testecleese: Shoot.
• 5:14
  El Guapo: Hey? This is the correction. When you do honestly, it's a correction.
• 5:18
  Testecleese: That's exactly what it is. It's a correction that needs to happen, because the boomers have been holding on to these properties for so long that.
• 5:24
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 5:24
  Testecleese: There. It seems like there's value there, but no one, no one can buy it.
• 5:29
  El Guapo: Yeah, they.
• 5:29
  Testecleese: Only other boomers have been buying these properties to hold them because they're worth something.
• 5:33
  El Guapo: On top of that. It's going to be 20 million banking people, I mean 20 million people now looking for houses. So.
• 5:38
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, because apparently we're not allowed to deport these folks once they get.
• 5:42
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah. Now, yeah.
• 5:45
  Brian McFadden: Recording, and that allows.
• 5:49
  Testecleese: All right. So remember, we brought up this Virginia
• 5:53
  Testecleese: geraire, or guerre, or whatever. Yeah. A while ago, when she got hit by a bus going 100 kilometers an hour.
• 5:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, she she was the one who was the big
• 6:03
  Testecleese: big name pushing the Epstein case and accused Prince Andrew of all this stuff?
• 6:09
  Testecleese: Well, she apparently has killed herself. Probably Epstein style.
• 6:13
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 6:14
  Testecleese: Well, when she was in the hospital waiting to die because she got hit by a bus. She actually put some stuff out on social media. I am not suicidal like like Jesse Smollett style.
• 6:25
  Testecleese: Damn I you know I have no intention. If this happens. It was not me right now, like Oh, she killed herself like Hmm!
• 6:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 6:33
  El Guapo: Sausage.
• 6:33
  Testecleese: Right, right.
• 6:36
  Brian McFadden: Whenever, whenever I see the word suicide in a Jeffrey Epstein story, I'm very suspect.
• 6:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. I wonder if the Prince was involved in a
• 6:49
  Testecleese: and having her off? I don't know.
• 6:52
  Testecleese: And I got a feeling we're never gonna find out what actually.
• 6:54
  Brian McFadden: Like books never coming out, nothing.
• 6:58
  Testecleese: Well, but she was in Australia right.
• 6:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 7:00
  Testecleese: So where'd she get a gun to shoot herself in the head.
• 7:03
  Brian McFadden: Hmm! We need Ron for that. Let me check and see if he's available.
• 7:08
  Testecleese: Technically speaking, it's not a hundred percent illegal to own a firearm in Australia. But you need to prove good reason. Basically, right?
• 7:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, around to like Canada like.
• 7:18
  El Guapo: Like.
• 7:18
  Testecleese: Hunting.
• 7:20
  El Guapo: It's like I got Hillary, secret Hillary Clinton secret. Oh, yeah, you need a gun.
• 7:25
  Testecleese: Well, it's funny. Actually, yeah.
• 7:28
  Testecleese: I posted that that dude Sean I keep bringing up on Facebook. I posted on his page recently.
• 7:32
  Testecleese: Sean has information that'll lead to the rest of Hillary. Clinton, and I was like here, have good luck avoiding that one dude.
• 7:39
  Brian McFadden: You.
• 7:40
  Testecleese: To suicide yourself.
• 7:45
  Testecleese: He didn't think it was funny, but I thought it was hilarious.
• 7:48
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 7:49
  Testecleese: All right. Well, Pope has passed.
• 7:52
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 7:54
  Brian McFadden: The funeral was this morning.
• 7:56
  Testecleese: It was this morning, and.
• 7:57
  Brian McFadden: Did you get up for it?
• 8:00
  Testecleese: No, no you know, hey? I didn't.
• 8:04
  Testecleese: I thought he wasn't going to survive the flu, but he did.
• 8:07
  Testecleese: because he was in the hospital for a while. He he recovered from that
• 8:11
  Testecleese: heart. Failure, I guess. Got him this time.
• 8:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 8:16
  Testecleese: And you know I understand people don't like speaking ill to dead, especially the Pope.
• 8:21
  Testecleese: but I have been a big critic of Pope Francis.
• 8:25
  Brian McFadden: A lot of people were, yeah.
• 8:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, since he took office, or whatever you want to, took the position.
• 8:32
  Testecleese: So his funeral is today. Now the conclave will begin. What tomorrow or Monday.
• 8:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, well, probably is going on right now.
• 8:39
  Brian McFadden: It won't start tomorrow.
• 8:41
  El Guapo: Prowler's been going on behind our backs.
• 8:45
  Testecleese: I'm sure this is a poly.
• 8:46
  Brian McFadden: It'll start Monday.
• 8:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Monday.
• 8:48
  Brian McFadden: Rome. Not here.
• 8:49
  El Guapo: Just to be people don't talk, and you know.
• 8:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, and there were.
• 8:53
  Brian McFadden: It was.
• 8:53
  Testecleese: Chance that it'll be an American Pope, but it's like a 3% chance.
• 8:57
  Brian McFadden: That wouldn't bet my money on that.
• 8:59
  Testecleese: No, exactly. I don't see that coming up.
• 9:02
  Testecleese: But trump attended, and so did Zelensky, and they spoke.
• 9:06
  Brian McFadden: I don't know how long he's got time to travel all around the world when he's fighting the war.
• 9:10
  El Guapo: Oh, he got money, though. He got money.
• 9:12
  Testecleese: What? Keith.
• 9:12
  Brian McFadden: Well, that doesn't matter. That he's got a he should be in the country, you know, directing the war effort.
• 9:19
  El Guapo: You think like he cares.
• 9:21
  Testecleese: Too busy begging for money.
• 9:23
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 9:24
  Testecleese: To fund this war because they don't have the resources or the materials to to handle this conflict.
• 9:31
  Testecleese: But tonight is also the correspondence dinner.
• 9:37
  El Guapo: Oh, the White House!
• 9:38
  Brian McFadden: Republican hasn't went to that dinner in a decade.
• 9:42
  Testecleese: You sure.
• 9:45
  Testecleese: Trump went to at least one. I thought.
• 9:48
  El Guapo: For like.
• 9:49
  Brian McFadden: Where.
• 9:49
  El Guapo: When they make fun of him. He's like, you know what? I'm gonna become depressed.
• 9:52
  Brian McFadden: I don't think he went.
• 9:54
  El Guapo: I went with Obama last one would probably be, for you know my mom.
• 9:57
  Brian McFadden: Probably good would be
• 10:00
  Testecleese: Push.
• 10:01
  Brian McFadden: Bush.
• 10:02
  Testecleese: Oh, I could have sworn trump was at one of these. Maybe not.
• 10:04
  El Guapo: Well he was before he ran for President.
• 10:08
  Testecleese: Oh, well, that doesn't count.
• 10:11
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 10:11
  Testecleese: But apparently they're saying there's not going to be a roast of the President which.
• 10:15
  El Guapo: I understand why? Because the well, they're gonna make fun of him. They already make fun of him. Everything.
• 10:20
  Testecleese: That's all they do, anyway. Right? They just stuff right.
• 10:23
  El Guapo: And they just like, What are you gonna say? Oh, he's Hitler
• 10:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Redmond.
• 10:29
  Brian McFadden: Orange man, bad.
• 10:30
  El Guapo: Orange way back like
• 10:32
  El Guapo: like they, they use all the ammo they had on him on the 1st fucking term, and nothing else they can say.
• 10:40
  El Guapo: Well, that's the problem, is, it didn't stick the 1st time doing it.
• 10:44
  Testecleese: Same stuff at him again. It's like dude like. Now you've got to the point. We're calling someone a Nazi isn't even an insult anymore.
• 10:50
  El Guapo: Yeah, they just.
• 10:53
  Testecleese: I mean, especially the idiots.
• 10:56
  Brian McFadden: Cried Wolf so many times that people don't.
• 10:59
  Testecleese: No one shows the villages aren't showing up looking for a wolf anymore. Right?
• 11:03
  Brian McFadden: Right, Newton.
• 11:04
  Testecleese: And plus, these guys are like carving swastikas into cars from
• 11:11
  Testecleese: who who paints and carves swashtickers on stuff.
• 11:14
  El Guapo: But not.
• 11:15
  Testecleese: Nazis.
• 11:17
  Testecleese: Well, the if you're not a Nazi, why would you go put swastikas on stuff right?
• 11:24
  Testecleese: Also.
• 11:26
  Testecleese: Another plane burst into fire on the runway, this time in Orlando.
• 11:33
  Testecleese: Interesting. They managed to get everyone off. No injuries, I guess. One of the engines caught fire.
• 11:39
  El Guapo: That could be a fire. A little fog came in, and it just fucked up the engine.
• 11:43
  Testecleese: And could have been a for an object damage. Yeah.
• 11:46
  Brian McFadden: Fired up. That's what he meant.
• 11:47
  Brian McFadden: An object. Yeah.
• 11:49
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 11:50
  Testecleese: Foreign object. Debris.
• 11:52
  El Guapo: Damage debris. Yeah.
• 11:55
  Testecleese: For anyone. Curious what fog meant. I thought you said fog.
• 12:00
  Brian McFadden: That can be dangerous, too, these days.
• 12:02
  El Guapo: Alright!
• 12:05
  Testecleese: Alright. Well.
• 12:07
  Testecleese: what's going on in Norfolk and in Virginia in general, because you guys always seem to have bad news out there.
• 12:13
  El Guapo: Because it's going to hell dude about to move out of here.
• 12:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 12:17
  El Guapo: I did well, but the public school, the the decline to cancel the Dei program.
• 12:23
  Brian McFadden: No, I can't believe neither one of us put in about the plane crash at Langley.
• 12:28
  Testecleese: Oh, it is! I got that on the military.
• 12:30
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 12:31
  El Guapo: But yeah, the di, they rejected the di. But I'm sure by next week they're gonna vote against again like vote for it, cancel, but they're gonna do it quietly. So right now.
• 12:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly, they said. We're not going to follow the President's orders.
• 12:51
  El Guapo: No, it wasn't the President. A governor came out with his own one, too, before before the President did
• 12:56
  El Guapo: so, at least eliminate the yeah. And they're just like, Oh, we vote against. So they can like, Okay, cool. Once everybody turned it back like poop. But the other way.
• 13:07
  Testecleese: Go ahead and tell us what happened in at Langley, though. If you want to talk about the local instead of military.
• 13:13
  Brian McFadden: Well, it wasn't really military. This was A basically a stunt pilot is what they call him. He flew
• 13:21
  Brian McFadden: modified aircraft and did stunts with it at air shows all around the around. The nation around the world.
• 13:29
  Testecleese: See I didn't read the whole article. I just assumed he was one of the Thunderbirds if he was involved with.
• 13:33
  Testecleese: No, you've got.
• 13:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he was a civilian.
• 13:37
  El Guapo: I mean, it could be one of those prop planes. You know, that those crazy stunts.
• 13:40
  Brian McFadden: It was.
• 13:41
  El Guapo: Was it prop?
• 13:43
  Brian McFadden: No, it wasn't Prop Lane, but I mean I saw a picture of the plane. So it did have props. It wasn't a jet.
• 13:50
  Testecleese: It right into the tarmac right.
• 13:52
  Brian McFadden: While he was trying to land he landed. It didn't land on the runway.
• 13:56
  El Guapo: No.
• 13:57
  Testecleese: And he he lost his life in that wreck, unfortunately, and.
• 14:01
  Testecleese: I brought it up to the wife I was like. Oh, there was a a plane wrecked at Langley, and a pilot died. She's like. Oh, my God! I was like it was right before the air show. It was.
• 14:10
  El Guapo: Snow Show went on as planned.
• 14:13
  Testecleese: It did. Of course it did. Military in general like it sucks people die, but you got to get your job done right.
• 14:20
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 14:23
  Testecleese: Foo, and don't get me wrong. The Thunderbirds are good, but everyone, when they think air show.
• 14:29
  Brian McFadden: There's a Thunderbirds right here, this this for this air show, and I don't usually go to the airport show so.
• 14:35
  Testecleese: No, you go watch the navy do the blue angels right.
• 14:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 14:39
  Testecleese: Because come on, but everyone knows the blue angels. No one's ever heard of the Thunderbirds
• 14:44
  Testecleese: which don't get me wrong. Those Air Force pilots are good, but they are. No.
• 14:48
  Testecleese: everyone thinks top gun is Air Force. That's navy, too.
• 14:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 14:54
  Testecleese: Figure. All the best pilots in the world are navy. Of course, of course they are. They're landing on fucking ships
• 14:59
  Testecleese: and Bro.
• 15:00
  Brian McFadden: Moving Objects.
• 15:02
  El Guapo: In a 10 in a 10 degree angle, 5 miles per hour.
• 15:06
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 15:06
  El Guapo: You know.
• 15:08
  Testecleese: It's insane.
• 15:09
  El Guapo: You get like a couple of chances to land.
• 15:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. And if yeah, if you don't, if you're not going to make the landing, and you have to bounce and take off again. You'd better freaking hit that afterburner to get off that flight deck before you go in the ocean right
• 15:24
  Testecleese: over here, though we had the governor just sign 3 bills concerning guns
• 15:29
  Testecleese: and manufacturers and sellers in particular.
• 15:33
  El Guapo: Nice.
• 15:33
  Testecleese: Basically, what they're doing is the opposite or Massachusetts did. Because you remember Massachusetts.
• 15:38
  Brian McFadden: They locked it down.
• 15:40
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, they said, like, Hey, Smith and Wesson, you're responsible if someone kills someone with your product.
• 15:44
  Testecleese: So they rolled out, and West Virginia is like. No, no, it's not your fault if someone does something stupid with your product, just like it's not Chevrolet's fault, or Jack Daniels fault a drunk driver killed someone right.
• 15:54
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 15:55
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 15:56
  Testecleese: So I.
• 15:57
  El Guapo: I approve. I approve of this message. You know.
• 16:00
  Brian McFadden: Ha! Ha! Ha!
• 16:02
  El Guapo: I mean, long as they work properly, that's that's all they care.
• 16:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, as long as you make.
• 16:08
  Testecleese: even if someone does something wrong with your product doesn't mean the guy who made the product was at fault right?
• 16:13
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 16:14
  Brian McFadden: Alright!
• 16:14
  Testecleese: If if it operated properly, correctly, if it blows up in your hand, blows.
• 16:18
  El Guapo: Let me ask you this. So if you sell, if you own a grocery store.
• 16:23
  El Guapo: and you sell like apples to them and decide to eat it like 2 weeks later. Is that your fault? Because they wanted to eat it like when it's bad.
• 16:31
  Testecleese: Or what if you buy? What if you buy a silverware set like? Should.
• 16:35
  Testecleese: Should somebody, because you got fat because you had 8, kept using your fork.
• 16:39
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 16:41
  Testecleese: I gained a hundred pounds. Well, it stops on your face, Fatty, right.
• 16:45
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 16:47
  El Guapo: I'm sure by the point they get there. They're not gonna use superware. They're just gonna use the fingers.
• 16:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
• 16:54
  Testecleese: Out here in Webster County, which is the county I live in.
• 16:57
  Testecleese: The woodshop and festival schedule has come out.
• 17:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, which this is an international competition, and I know it sounds dumb. Everyone's like, Oh, woodchopper competition!
• 17:07
  Testecleese: This is the shit you watch on like. No, this is the shit you used to watch on Espn as a kid.
• 17:12
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 17:12
  Brian McFadden: Like espn. 3.
• 17:13
  Testecleese: Yes, with the with the crazy lumberjacks doing the crazy competitions. That's that's this here.
• 17:19
  El Guapo: Oh, well.
• 17:20
  Brian McFadden: Entertaining.
• 17:21
  Testecleese: It is very entertaining. I'm going to go watch it in person. It's like a week long festival. It's it's amazing. They do all the crazy stuff.
• 17:28
  Testecleese: and people come from around the world to compete in this
• 17:32
  Testecleese: very excited. It's the 60th anniversary.
• 17:35
  El Guapo: Oh, wow! Is that far from you.
• 17:38
  Testecleese: Huh!
• 17:38
  El Guapo: How far from you.
• 17:40
  Testecleese: It takes place over the entire county over a week.
• 17:43
  El Guapo: Oh, so oh, wow! The entire county.
• 17:46
  Testecleese: Yeah. So, Brian, if you are looking for an excuse to come to West Virginia, this is it.
• 17:51
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 17:52
  Testecleese: All right.
• 17:55
  Testecleese: And today the Elk River, which is the river across the street from me.
• 18:01
  Testecleese: I say, across the street, it's the
• 18:03
  Testecleese: if I go across the street and down the mountain a little bit I'll come across the river, but it runs through most of the county. They stocked it with the fish this morning.
• 18:13
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 18:14
  Testecleese: There's a big golden trout tournament that happens every year, and they went and packed it full of fish. So you know, the fishing can happen.
• 18:23
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's important.
• 18:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, I'm.
• 18:25
  Brian McFadden: Nothing worse than having a fishing tournament without fish.
• 18:28
  Testecleese: I mean this naturally fish in the river, but these golden trout are not indigenous. It's like a special like breed, I guess.
• 18:37
  Testecleese: And that's how you know that you caught the fish that you're supposed to catch for this one tournament, because
• 18:42
  Testecleese: sorry.
• 18:42
  Brian McFadden: That's Memorial Day, weekend.
• 18:46
  Testecleese: What is.
• 18:47
  Brian McFadden: The Woodchop Fun Festival.
• 18:49
  Testecleese: That's when it starts.
• 18:49
  Ron Pascoe: Yes.
• 18:51
  Testecleese: What that's that's coming up, isn't it?
• 18:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, next month or yeah, next month. Baby.
• 18:56
  Brian McFadden: See you?
• 18:57
  Brian McFadden: April's almost.
• 18:57
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, like a couple of days.
• 19:00
  Testecleese: So there you go. That's enough time for you to figure out
• 19:03
  Testecleese: I had to come out here, too. It's a 3 day weekend. If you wanna, you know.
• 19:06
  Brian McFadden: I got stuff to do with the Vfw. And I should be sailing by then, too, with a motor that works.
• 19:12
  Testecleese: Well, that's too bad, because it'd be a lot of fun to go do that, drink some beers, and then come back and do a show.
• 19:17
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, definitely.
• 19:19
  Brian McFadden: So if you want to go back to our Australia situation.
• 19:24
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 19:27
  Testecleese: Repeat, offender has made it onto the show.
• 19:30
  Ron Pascoe: How are we all.
• 19:32
  Testecleese: Man we're doing all right. We we brought up earlier.
• 19:36
  Ron Pascoe: Virginia Goofrey, or Jeffrey, or whatever her name is, the one who started the Epstein thing
• 19:42
  Ron Pascoe: correct? The 1st one mate? Yep.
• 19:44
  Testecleese: Yep, she has allegedly committed suicide gunshot to the head.
• 19:52
  Ron Pascoe: This one shot this time.
• 19:53
  Testecleese: Well, what I we were curious is, isn't it next to impossible to get a handgun in Australia.
• 20:00
  Ron Pascoe: Mate. It is especially after the lady got hit by a bus, or was in a bus accident about 3 months ago.
• 20:05
  Testecleese: She got hit by a bus going a hundred kilometers an hour.
• 20:08
  Ron Pascoe: That would have wiped anyone out.
• 20:11
  Ron Pascoe: She she survived it, though she wasn't meant to survive it, and.
• 20:16
  Brian McFadden: She's being Epstein.
• 20:17
  Ron Pascoe: In 2,009. Did you guys speak about that? She made a statement and wrote that she would not ever.
• 20:26
  Brian McFadden: Clever. Yeah.
• 20:27
  Testecleese: Yep.
• 20:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 20:29
  Testecleese: It's like, I'm definitely not suicidal. Something happens to me. It was not me. But the thing is.
• 20:33
  Testecleese: where did she get her hand hands on a handgun to shoot herself in Australia.
• 20:38
  Ron Pascoe: It'll all be black marketed. You can get handguns here in Australia, but you can't get them, for where she lives. It's impossible to buy them. There.
• 20:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, I I understand you can get a rifle in certain situations.
• 20:50
  Brian McFadden: He's saying you'd have to go to a criminal to buy it.
• 20:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, so you'd have exactly. You'd have to buy it illegally.
• 20:55
  Ron Pascoe: Market.
• 20:56
  Testecleese: If she wanted to die, why, why get all the medical attention to get hit by a bus? Just don't take treatment and die right.
• 21:04
  Ron Pascoe: It. It doesn't make sense.
• 21:06
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Well.
• 21:07
  Ron Pascoe: bottom line is. It's an Epstein. She's been Epstein. The thing is, if you're gonna come out of. You're going to be hit by a bus in a bus accident.
• 21:15
  Ron Pascoe: and you're going on loss support for what? 3 months.
• 21:18
  Testecleese: Yeah. Renal.
• 21:19
  Ron Pascoe: I'm here.
• 21:19
  Ron Pascoe: and you'll yeah renal Fae, and everything you'll come out of that. The last thing you want to do is buy a gun.
• 21:25
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 21:26
  Testecleese: Yeah. And and again, if you did want to die, you would just refuse treatment.
• 21:29
  Brian McFadden: And and gun is not the female preferred method of suicide either.
• 21:35
  Testecleese: Usually.
• 21:35
  Ron Pascoe: Kills.
• 21:36
  Testecleese: Bills.
• 21:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
• 21:38
  Ron Pascoe: Mate, she would have had a hands on that much medication, pain, relief, and all that sort of stuff.
• 21:45
  Testecleese: Yeah. After getting hit by a bus she could have overdosed on pills easily.
• 21:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 21:49
  Ron Pascoe: She would have taken a handful of pills, and that would have been end of story lights out.
• 21:54
  Testecleese: And you know what this is gonna go nowhere, just like the Epstein case, right.
• 21:58
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 21:58
  Ron Pascoe: Well, did you guys hear breaking news.
• 22:01
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 22:02
  Ron Pascoe: Daj has just cleaned out their civil rights division
• 22:06
  Ron Pascoe: lifetime managers there have just been told to go and pack your bags and your toothbrushes. Time to go home.
• 22:12
  Ron Pascoe: just seeing the breaking news right now.
• 22:14
  Testecleese: It's interesting. You say that because I got something included here, they're.
• 22:18
  Ron Pascoe: Sorry guys.
• 22:20
  Testecleese: Shouldn't you say this? I got something down here in here in here about civil rights
• 22:28
  Testecleese: prosecutor under Biden.
• 22:30
  Testecleese: But we'll we'll get to that later.
• 22:32
  Ron Pascoe: This is managers, mate, people in charge being told again.
• 22:37
  Testecleese: Unfortunately, I don't know.
• 22:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, unfortunately, I don't have an article to read so I can't comment. I don't know enough about it, but I'll take your word.
• 22:44
  Ron Pascoe: 5 points.
• 22:47
  Ron Pascoe: I'll try and send it to you.
• 22:51
  Testecleese: Well.
• 22:52
  Testecleese: perhaps we can give it a read live, or something, or whatever when it comes up, but
• 22:58
  Testecleese: want to bring up Massachusetts. Again.
• 23:01
  Testecleese: this is interesting. There's a town in Massachusetts, Rockport.
• 23:06
  Testecleese: and there's been a woodpecker who has been busting out windows in vehicles more than 20 vehicles in this town.
• 23:15
  Testecleese: and I don't know if you guys know much about the woodpeckers in Massachusetts, but they're up to 2 feet tall.
• 23:21
  Testecleese: Wow, like big honking birds.
• 23:25
  Testecleese: and it's mating season. So what the theory is is, this bird is like landing on pickup trucks, or whatever seeing his own reflection and attacking it. You know
• 23:35
  Testecleese: I did not take him long.
• 23:39
  Brian McFadden: But.
• 23:40
  Testecleese: Never mind, I could have sworn.
• 23:41
  Testecleese: Oh, they told me I had a message from the repeat offender, but I don't see it there, which is even more interesting. And he's gone.
• 23:48
  Brian McFadden: Probably had to go back to work. He sent me the.
• 23:52
  Brian McFadden: He sent it to me. I will forward it to you.
• 23:55
  Brian McFadden: I'll forward it to a group.
• 23:57
  Testecleese: And, by the way, you know, we mentioned how there might be a serial killer in Massachusetts.
• 24:03
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 24:05
  Testecleese: There were 6 dead last time we spoke of this last week
• 24:11
  Testecleese: an 8th body has been found in the same general area of New England.
• 24:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that sounds like, sir. You'll kill him. Maybe Dexter's in town.
• 24:21
  Testecleese: It's funny I brought up Dexter today.
• 24:25
  Testecleese: Dude I got out of that area just in time. Dude, didn't I?
• 24:29
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 24:29
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 24:31
  Testecleese: Jeez Louise, man, 0.
• 24:36
  Testecleese: I'm glad I'm out of there. It just became the most expensive state to live in now you got a serial killer on the run.
• 24:43
  Testecleese: Jeez Louise, man.
• 24:45
  El Guapo: Doesn't kill you. The serial killer will.
• 24:48
  Testecleese: Or yeah, or just the joblessness, because, they're still considering themselves a sanctuary state.
• 24:56
  Testecleese: I mean, they're actively fighting deportation and stuff which is
• 25:02
  Testecleese: crazy because they were the 1st ones to raise a big stink when illegals were dropped off in Martha's Vineyard, so you know, go ahead and dump them off in Roxbury, the the Ghetto part of Boston. But don't you dare put them in the rich part of Cape Cod. You know.
• 25:17
  Testecleese: Brian, you see anything interesting about this bloodbath at the Doj, or have you not had a chance to read it?
• 25:25
  Testecleese: That's all right.
• 25:26
  Ron Pascoe: Did it come through? Okay, lads.
• 25:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, we got it.
• 25:30
  Testecleese: I just don't want to sit here and read it instead of doing our recording, you know.
• 25:36
  Ron Pascoe: Oh!
• 25:36
  Brian McFadden: It's from. It looks like it must be a true social thing. It's from President President Don J. Tron.
• 25:46
  Testecleese: All right.
• 25:48
  Brian McFadden: Like a news article.
• 25:50
  Testecleese: Oh, it's a statement from the President.
• 25:52
  Brian McFadden: There we go. I got one now. Yeah.
• 25:57
  Brian McFadden: they've tried. They quietly transformed the Justice Department. Civil rights division force out a majority of career managers. This is from Nbc. And it's Nbc. News.
• 26:09
  Brian McFadden: So.
• 26:11
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 26:11
  Brian McFadden: In the house.
• 26:12
  Brian McFadden: They'll get their jaws back by Monday.
• 26:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. Because a judgment you're not allowed to fire people right?
• 26:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 26:20
  Ron Pascoe: Unless they charge the judge.
• 26:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, don't worry. We're getting to that. We'll get to that. Don't worry.
• 26:28
  Testecleese: So are we have the Stanley Cup play. Stanley Cup started.
• 26:32
  Brian McFadden: Yes, I have.
• 26:33
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 26:34
  Brian McFadden: Some of the they were watching some of the capitals game on TV last night.
• 26:38
  Testecleese: The wild is in the tournament.
• 26:42
  Testecleese: I didn't realize that, but anyway.
• 26:46
  Testecleese: you shared this one. I guess it. One of the the 1st game of the tournament.
• 26:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 26:52
  Testecleese: The National Anthem was played by like a Korean choir that used kazoos with no lyrics.
• 26:57
  El Guapo: No.
• 26:58
  Brian McFadden: One of those harmonica's.
• 26:59
  Testecleese: Harmonica's. I'm sorry. Maybe it was. I thought it was Kazoos.
• 27:02
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's just a step off from yeah. They use harmonica as to sing the National Anthem.
• 27:11
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 27:12
  Testecleese: Thought the Nhl. Would know better after what happened with that tournament with Canada.
• 27:16
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're saying a majority of the fans liked it.
• 27:20
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 27:21
  Testecleese: I didn't hear it honestly, but
• 27:26
  Testecleese: I just know that when that tournament happened with Canada, and they disrespected the anthem fights started before the game started
• 27:35
  Testecleese: cool, but at the same time
• 27:38
  Testecleese: Canada has beaten Finland in like the world final, or I'm sorry in the
• 27:45
  Testecleese: world tournament, and now they're by the way, Canada's the returning champion, and they are now facing to setting up to face off against the United States.
• 27:55
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 27:56
  Testecleese: I'm curious if the Americans are still going to be pissed off
• 28:00
  Testecleese: about the anthem thing that happened last time, but at the same the same time.
• 28:06
  Testecleese: Who's playing in this international tournament while the Stanley Cup's going on.
• 28:11
  Brian McFadden: Nobody of any significance.
• 28:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, how many Canadians play in the nhl, how many Americans play in the nhl, how many Finnish people Russians playing the nhl that didn't play in the world tournament
• 28:26
  Testecleese: like for the longest time. The Olympics didn't allow professional hockey players to compete.
• 28:30
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 28:31
  Testecleese: And it was. It was no fun to watch. It really wasn't.
• 28:36
  Testecleese: Once they did allow the pros in. It was fun to watch guys from the same
• 28:41
  Testecleese: team in the Nhl compete against each other on the world.
• 28:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that was interesting definitely.
• 28:48
  Testecleese: You'd watch like Ray Bork play against Kazel Tomov.
• 28:52
  Testecleese: and I know if you're not a hockey fan, which
• 28:56
  Testecleese: here's the fun part is we keep bringing up hockey on this show.
• 28:59
  Testecleese: and hockey is one of the lesser followed professional sports on the planet.
• 29:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm a.
• 29:11
  El Guapo: Hello!
• 29:13
  Brian McFadden: He's freezing up. Oh, boy.
• 29:15
  Testecleese: Pot of her growing up.
• 29:16
  Brian McFadden: You're freezing up.
• 29:17
  Testecleese: Go up.
• 29:18
  Testecleese: Oh, that's unfortunate. My connection is unstable which
• 29:23
  Testecleese: which is crazy. It says, I have great access to the Internet.
• 29:26
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 29:27
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 29:31
  Testecleese: So this Freebie Blue origins thing that happened with these women that went to space.
• 29:37
  Testecleese: Katy Perry is now regretting making such a big deal about it.
• 29:43
  Brian McFadden: Nobody cares about kids.
• 29:44
  El Guapo: And why.
• 29:45
  Brian McFadden: Thought they were making fun of her because of her. She wouldn't sing any Katy Perry songs.
• 29:49
  Testecleese: Well, that, and she brought a daisy with her. It's her daughter's name, Daisy, and she's like, I have a daisy, and she's singing. Yeah.
• 29:57
  Testecleese: what a wonderful world! And she kissed the ground when she came back. It's like bitch you were in the sky. You were in the air for like an hour and a half.
• 30:04
  Testecleese: but she's upset now because of the backlash she's getting, and she can't sell a concert out now. No one's going to her shows.
• 30:11
  Brian McFadden: Dang!
• 30:11
  El Guapo: Damn!
• 30:13
  Ron Pascoe: It was the most expensive Uber ride I'm telling you. It was the most expensive Uber ride.
• 30:18
  El Guapo: Well.
• 30:18
  Testecleese: Yeah. But they they're saying, shit like, Oh, yeah, we we're on this mission. It's like bitch. You didn't. No mission.
• 30:22
  Brian McFadden: What mission you flew up there. You drifted around for a minute and you came back.
• 30:29
  El Guapo: No, you could have been like, hey, look! It was a nice experience. I'm glad I was part of it. That's it.
• 30:34
  Testecleese: Exactly exactly what should happen was it was a ton of fun. I'm glad I got to do it, but they made a big deal with this all female crew on this mission. It's like you didn't do anything.
• 30:43
  Ron Pascoe: It was an automated flight.
• 30:45
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 30:46
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 30:47
  Testecleese: There were. There were people that knew what they were doing, that actually the crew. But those were men.
• 30:52
  Testecleese: you know.
• 30:53
  Ron Pascoe: Hold, holding the cameras.
• 30:55
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 30:56
  Testecleese: Oh, and operating the the-the- aircraft, and the shuttle, and everything.
• 31:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah. But no.
• 31:01
  Brian McFadden: Noticed that there was no live video happening during the the mission.
• 31:09
  El Guapo: Hold on! Hold on! They couldn't do 11 min worth live video.
• 31:13
  Brian McFadden: No, they don't live video on other blue origin missions, but not this one.
• 31:18
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 31:20
  Ron Pascoe: I love that the hairstylist went out the same way, and can't be on the same way. Hey! How perfect was their hair!
• 31:27
  El Guapo: I know.
• 31:28
  Brian McFadden: Product.
• 31:29
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's like, Oh, fucking nice. Oh, God.
• 31:31
  Brian McFadden: Maybe it didn't.
• 31:32
  El Guapo: You know, shout out to Wendy's for now fucking back it down.
• 31:37
  Testecleese: And he's just cracking jokes.
• 31:39
  El Guapo: Oh, there's a there's a lot! Can we keep her up there?
• 31:43
  Testecleese: Oh, there you go!
• 31:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, Carrie, Perry was like giving her when you shake when he's not backing down at all. No.
• 31:50
  Testecleese: Well, Wendy's man, they they've been kind of famous for their social media presence for a long time.
• 31:56
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 31:57
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 31:57
  El Guapo: Rootless.
• 31:59
  Testecleese: Oh, they are hilarious.
• 32:00
  El Guapo: Redheaded child right there all the way.
• 32:03
  Testecleese: Exactly. I wanna meet the guy who's running their social media accounts.
• 32:06
  El Guapo: The trump need to hire.
• 32:08
  Ron Pascoe: Marketing ploy. What a great marketing ploy it's like when Bud Light come out with all those great commercials.
• 32:13
  Ron Pascoe: Now you got something going like you're going to pump your bloody product right? Just with this.
• 32:18
  Testecleese: I know, like the Budweiser frogs and the wise app, and all that.
• 32:23
  Testecleese: And then they went and hired that new marketing woman there, who just completely destroyed their brand.
• 32:30
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 32:32
  Testecleese: But Gail King, who's the black woman reporter who was on that mission, mission.
• 32:39
  Testecleese: was upset, that they were regardless. Not a ride. They wouldn't say that if men went on, it's like that's because the men actually did stuff.
• 32:48
  Testecleese: And women actually do stuff on these things, too. Typically, but not only.
• 32:51
  Brian McFadden: Not the celebrities.
• 32:53
  Testecleese: Yeah. And now she's saying, the next thing on her bucket list is to get married. She's like 55.
• 32:58
  El Guapo: Who's gonna marry her?
• 33:01
  El Guapo: Yeah, we'd have had it, too.
• 33:03
  Brian McFadden: David Hogg.
• 33:06
  Ron Pascoe: I was there. I was there. I saw.
• 33:10
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, David Hogg's like, yeah, King. I was there, too, holding the camera.
• 33:17
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 33:17
  Ron Pascoe: Okay? Well, that's not unlocking the door.
• 33:21
  El Guapo: It could go back, down.
• 33:24
  Testecleese: And I'm not sure why I put this in this in here. Oh.
• 33:27
  Testecleese: I don't know. I don't know why I put it in here. But Cbs
• 33:31
  Testecleese: their 60 min producer is quitting, and they're making like a big deal because he's complaining that like, Oh, I can't make decisions anymore.
• 33:39
  Testecleese: Well, that's because they've got a multi-billion dollar lawsuit from Trump.
• 33:44
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 33:45
  Ron Pascoe: Paramount.
• 33:47
  Testecleese: Well.
• 33:47
  El Guapo: Paramount, owns it. No paramount owns it.
• 33:50
  Testecleese: Paramount owns them, and Paramount's trying to sell it out.
• 33:53
  Brian McFadden: They're not gonna be able to sell them with this huge lawsuit going on.
• 33:57
  Testecleese: Well, he already beat Cbs in one lawsuit, didn't he? Or was that? Abc.
• 34:02
  El Guapo: ABC.
• 34:03
  Testecleese: Look at that!
• 34:03
  El Guapo: The difference.
• 34:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, with Stephanopo Stephanopoulos, right?
• 34:06
  Brian McFadden: ABC.
• 34:07
  Ron Pascoe: Didn't. Didn't Caroline Levitt just get one against the view.
• 34:13
  Testecleese: Probably I know that she said something about
• 34:17
  Testecleese: possibly happening. I don't know if it's actually happening. But this one against Cbs. And 60 min in particular, was concerning the
• 34:25
  Testecleese: alteration of the Kamala Harris interview.
• 34:28
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 34:29
  Testecleese: Yearly edited it to make her
• 34:32
  Testecleese: answers seem coherent because they released different footage at different times.
• 34:37
  Ron Pascoe: He's got him over a barrel mate election interference.
• 34:41
  Ron Pascoe: They modified it for a campaign.
• 34:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's a that's a criminal case, not a lawsuit.
• 34:48
  Ron Pascoe: Yes.
• 34:50
  Testecleese: But we'll see where this goes.
• 34:53
  Testecleese: this is something that a lot of people were speaking about when it happened.
• 34:58
  Brian McFadden: Yep. It sure was.
• 35:01
  Testecleese: All right. Who's Democrat? Rep Wilson?
• 35:06
  Testecleese: I can't. I can't remember who this person is. I know what this person did top
• 35:12
  Testecleese: Frederico Wilson. Oh, the Democrat in Florida! There we go.
• 35:17
  Testecleese: She's telling people to call up their Senators and Congressmen and lawmakers, and threaten them about
• 35:26
  Testecleese: about trying to deport illegal migrants.
• 35:29
  Brian McFadden: What that doesn't make any sense.
• 35:33
  Testecleese: Well, this reminded me so much of oh, my God! What's that woman's name?
• 35:39
  Testecleese: It was like.
• 35:40
  El Guapo: If you see trump supporters in the gas station, the supermarket get in their face.
• 35:44
  Ron Pascoe: And then.
• 35:45
  Testecleese: Welcoming. Huh!
• 35:47
  Testecleese: Maxine waters.
• 35:48
  El Guapo: Right? That's right.
• 35:49
  Testecleese: That's all
• 35:50
  Testecleese: I could think of was like, she's like saying, Go out there and like threaten people and be violent. And I was like, Jeez, how is this? Okay? But me, me saying, I disagree with you. It puts me on a terror watch list, you know.
• 36:02
  Brian McFadden: But you can't fly anymore.
• 36:04
  Ron Pascoe: Well, Chuck Schumer and Bloody Jamie Raskin.
• 36:08
  Testecleese: What about him?
• 36:09
  Ron Pascoe: Well, Chuck, Schumer said, about the judges that you know you want to. You brought it on now.
• 36:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, again, we'll get get to these judges.
• 36:18
  Testecleese: Don't worry.
• 36:19
  Ron Pascoe: I don't know, I mean about what they're doing, and Russ can turn around and threaten all these other nations if they deal with trump.
• 36:25
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 36:26
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 36:26
  Ron Pascoe: Got to go back into power.
• 36:28
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 36:29
  Ron Pascoe: Isn't that treason?
• 36:32
  Testecleese: No, treason is misused a lot.
• 36:36
  Testecleese: Treason is using.
• 36:38
  Ron Pascoe: And.
• 36:38
  Testecleese: Is giving aid or helping the enemy during wartime
• 36:46
  Testecleese: we are not at war. We have not technically been in war since World war 2.
• 36:50
  Testecleese: So trees. It is technically impossible. At this point you can get sedition, possibly even insurrection, but not treason.
• 37:00
  Testecleese: I know everyone wants to use treason because it sounds so great. But that's not the right term. Most of the time.
• 37:05
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 37:06
  Ron Pascoe: What's that? What's that other law that it could come in under? There's another one.
• 37:09
  Testecleese: Audition.
• 37:10
  El Guapo: Station.
• 37:10
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, there's another one as well, too.
• 37:13
  Testecleese: I'm sure there's a whole bunch of them. You're probably thinking about the Logan Act, but that's.
• 37:18
  Ron Pascoe: No, that's something else.
• 37:20
  Ron Pascoe: So that's similar. But it's not it.
• 37:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's trying to conduct foreign international relations against the executive branch. We will be talking about that, too, because that's another flex I got
• 37:34
  Testecleese: because we brought that up.
• 37:36
  Testecleese: But Rosenberg is his name the the anti-trump judge who managed to keep getting all of these cases about Trump.
• 37:44
  Brian McFadden: Bozenberg.
• 37:45
  Testecleese: But, Boseberg, you're right.
• 37:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, botherberry.
• 37:48
  Testecleese: He came to, said, he cannot overrule the Supreme Court finally. He's like, you know. Okay, you're right. Maybe I I am not God. I can't do everything.
• 37:59
  Testecleese: but I mean
• 38:00
  Testecleese: and then an appeals court came in behind him and said, Yeah, yeah, you cannot do these contempt charges against trump. That's just absolutely
• 38:08
  Testecleese: not how this works. That's not how. Yeah. You don't run this country. You are a lower court judge. You don't get to make final decisions for the President, United States.
• 38:21
  Testecleese: I mean, he's the the leader of the executive branch.
• 38:25
  Testecleese: And
• 38:26
  Testecleese: this is why I keep telling people to actually read the Constitution because I got a feeling. Most people have no idea what it actually says. They they couldn't tell you what Article 1, 2, or 3 are let alone
• 38:34
  Testecleese: what is in the Constitution, but they keep saying Shit's unconstitutional.
• 38:39
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 38:40
  Testecleese: It's ridiculous.
• 38:43
  Testecleese: But speaking of out of their mind, judges.
• 38:47
  Testecleese: judge in New Mexico just stepped down after
• 38:53
  Testecleese: a trende. Aragua member was found in his guest house with his daughter.
• 38:58
  El Guapo: Yeah. He got.
• 38:59
  Brian McFadden: Ha! Ha! Ha!
• 39:00
  El Guapo: He stepped down last week, but he got arrested this week.
• 39:03
  Testecleese: Well, here's the fun part about that is, I've seen conflicting reports saying that he got arrested. Then I saw no, no, he was just detained. For a little while his wife was arrested. Then it came out. No, he was definitely arrested, too.
• 39:15
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 39:15
  Testecleese: Yep.
• 39:17
  Testecleese: Harbor. Yeah. He's looking at harboring and a couple other charges. His wife's looking at conspiracy.
• 39:24
  Testecleese: What about the daughter? Because the daughter.
• 39:27
  El Guapo: She was talking to him just like Fall in love with the guy by the gun.
• 39:32
  Testecleese: He handed him.
• 39:34
  El Guapo: No, no! The judge handed the daughter's rifle to him.
• 39:38
  Testecleese: Oh, well, okay.
• 39:39
  El Guapo: I think he's just gonna fall for the sore. So.
• 39:42
  Testecleese: Possibly, but it is absolutely against the law for you to hand a weapon.
• 39:46
  El Guapo: If you're a judge.
• 39:47
  Testecleese: To an illegal migrant.
• 39:49
  El Guapo: Especially with your judge.
• 39:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, because you don't have that right as a non-citizen to have a fire on this country. No, no.
• 39:57
  Testecleese: And I saw pam Bondi's had an assault rifle, and I instantly got frustrated at that. But then they mentioned there was a suppressor on it, too. I was like shit. Maybe this was an actual assault rifle like selective fire on it.
• 40:10
  El Guapo: No, I highly doubt it, because you think a fully automatic. Well, what? The fuck is an assault rifle you got military, you got military and civilian rifles.
• 40:21
  Testecleese: Well, hold on assault. Rifle has selective fire. It can be semi-automatic. You can set it to.
• 40:27
  El Guapo: That's military.
• 40:28
  Testecleese: Rounds at a time, or full auto. Yes.
• 40:30
  El Guapo: Meter. Yes.
• 40:31
  Testecleese: Yes, that is technically an assault rifle. When people use the term assault rifle
• 40:37
  Testecleese: they generally mean a scary looking gun.
• 40:39
  El Guapo: AR. 15. That's why they think the armor light.
• 40:42
  Testecleese: Yes, that is not an assault rifle
• 40:46
  Testecleese: but it is entirely possible that a judge did have the permits he needed to have an automatic.
• 40:51
  El Guapo: Daughter. Life! No, I highly doubt it.
• 40:54
  Testecleese: Why not?
• 40:57
  Brian McFadden: Or for your own production.
• 40:59
  El Guapo: Well, technically speaking, you could get a permit. It's just a $200 tax stamp plus a background check that goes back to the day you were born.
• 41:06
  Testecleese: Which.
• 41:07
  El Guapo: I brought it.
• 41:07
  Testecleese: You might have more trouble with.
• 41:09
  El Guapo: Oppressor.
• 41:10
  Testecleese: And it's not that easy to get a suppression. You need to pay a tax stamp on that, too.
• 41:17
  Testecleese: Which I know just want to bring it up again. People think they they hear suppressor, they think a silencer.
• 41:24
  Testecleese: No such thing. There's no way you're going to shoot a man in his bed, and is not not wake his wife up.
• 41:29
  El Guapo: It's.
• 41:31
  Testecleese: The firearm suppressor was the technology that was used to make the automobile muffler the same design and everything.
• 41:39
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 41:40
  Testecleese: You can still hear the fucking car engine when you start your engine right.
• 41:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah dinosaur.
• 41:44
  Testecleese: It's a lot.
• 41:45
  Brian McFadden: It's electric.
• 41:46
  Testecleese: That's not a fucking engine. That's a motor dude.
• 41:49
  El Guapo: Yeah, I heard.
• 41:51
  Testecleese: Muffler on an electric car.
• 41:53
  El Guapo: They heard. They got like a little like spaceship type of song, and I guess they had to add it to it.
• 42:00
  Testecleese: Yeah. And they're actually talking about adding an exhaust sound to these things.
• 42:04
  El Guapo: Oh! But.
• 42:04
  Testecleese: So that it's so. It doesn't sound almost silent coming down the road. Yeah.
• 42:08
  El Guapo: For the blind people.
• 42:11
  Testecleese: Not even blind like you. Just
• 42:13
  Testecleese: you hear a car coming. You're more likely to pay more attention, you know.
• 42:20
  Testecleese: But yeah, anyway, this his wife was arrested as well.
• 42:23
  Testecleese: There was an investigation, and now it's still ongoing, I will say. The judge at least surrendered himself immediately, and did not even attempt to
• 42:30
  Testecleese: mislead anyone about what happened.
• 42:33
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, he confessed about destroying evidence, too.
• 42:36
  Brian McFadden: It's fine.
• 42:37
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Originally, after the what that they come out for, what originally.
• 42:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Well, that's what I thought, because I had read conflicting reports. But it turns out they were both arrested the same day.
• 42:49
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, they? They questioned the judge, and he just said, Yeah, straight up.
• 42:54
  Testecleese: Hey? Don't lie because you're gonna get caught, anyway, and go to jail even longer. Right.
• 42:58
  El Guapo: Right.
• 42:59
  Testecleese: Actually a judge, and the New Mexico, whatever it is, the so the Supreme Court, I guess.
• 43:08
  Testecleese: has officially banned him from ever becoming
• 43:11
  Testecleese: a Supreme Court judge in New Mexico.
• 43:14
  Ron Pascoe: Hmm.
• 43:15
  El Guapo: So you can take his long license in a way.
• 43:17
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, he's gonna get. What is it? Disrobe.
• 43:20
  Brian McFadden: Bar, this bar.
• 43:23
  Testecleese: I thought it was.
• 43:23
  Testecleese: I thought there was another term for just losing your judgeship, but.
• 43:28
  El Guapo: I'll be.
• 43:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's going to lose.
• 43:29
  Testecleese: He's gonna lose his ability to practice law period over this.
• 43:32
  Ron Pascoe: But these are all going to be Federal charges, aren't they? They'd be felonies, won't they?
• 43:37
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Harboring an illegal migrant
• 43:40
  Testecleese: and handing them firearms. Yeah, this dude. He's looking at a long time in prison.
• 43:46
  Ron Pascoe: This is jail time, for sure.
• 43:48
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 43:51
  Testecleese: Milwaukee County judge out there in Wisconsin, Harna Dugan Duggan.
• 43:56
  Ron Pascoe: Dugan. Dugan. Yeah.
• 43:59
  Testecleese: This bitch is going to prison forever.
• 44:02
  El Guapo: Yeah. They had a court in Boston, too.
• 44:07
  El Guapo: for aiding, abating somebody to escape this courtroom same way.
• 44:11
  Testecleese: Possibly I wouldn't be surprised because Boston keeps doing stupid shit like this.
• 44:16
  El Guapo: Yeah, and.
• 44:16
  Testecleese: Sounds familiar, which is you were on.
• 44:19
  Testecleese: I showed up for this guy's hearing on domestic abuse.
• 44:24
  Brian McFadden: She snuck them out of back door.
• 44:26
  Testecleese: She snuck him out the back. Well, 1st of all, they said.
• 44:30
  Testecleese: let let's have let him have this trial first, st and then you can arrest this man as he comes out.
• 44:35
  Testecleese: She opened up the back door that they use for the jury
• 44:39
  Testecleese: to have him escape. While the clerk and the bailiff were talking to the Federal authorities, and.
• 44:48
  Testecleese: oh, my! She was taken into custody so fast, and the left are losing their minds like, Oh, you can arrest judges now. Yes, you can arrest judges if they commit crimes.
• 44:55
  El Guapo: Nobody's above the law. Remember what they say.
• 44:58
  Testecleese: No one's above the law, brother above the law.
• 45:01
  El Guapo: Now you're the President.
• 45:04
  Testecleese: And I was like.
• 45:05
  Ron Pascoe: But but did you hear the worst thing about all this.
• 45:09
  El Guapo: Did, there was something even worse. Did you hear what Pam Bondi said?
• 45:12
  El Guapo: No.
• 45:13
  Ron Pascoe: The woman and the man who got bashed by this illegal immigrant. They turned up to court because a lot of victims won't turn up.
• 45:21
  Ron Pascoe: she said. They actually turned up, and they watched. As this judge took these 2.
• 45:25
  Testecleese: Person out the back.
• 45:27
  Ron Pascoe: Defender and the you know, the perpetrator out the back. They watched so they can get witnesses.
• 45:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, this is aiding
• 45:35
  Testecleese: this. This is oh, my goodness! And like, and not just that they had a legal warrant. They tried to tell them they had no authority to be is like. 1st of all, this is a public space, and we have a warrant we have every right to be here.
• 45:49
  Testecleese: You know what this might be controversial. I'm going to say, these judges.
• 45:52
  Testecleese: I'm going to go ahead and say, these guys are gang members.
• 45:55
  Testecleese: and I know people are gonna say that that's stupid.
• 45:57
  Testecleese: But they've been pouring across our border for what? 30, 40 years
• 46:03
  Testecleese: basically since Carter, this carter let everybody in. Then Reagan was dumb enough to give them all amnesty.
• 46:12
  Testecleese: And we know as a factor in our military.
• 46:15
  Testecleese: Why wouldn't they try to get up in the judiciary.
• 46:20
  Ron Pascoe: Why would why would you get the career to support somebody who's there illegally or a criminal? Why would you.
• 46:25
  Testecleese: They were already, because they were already a criminal themselves.
• 46:28
  Testecleese: holding a position. And they're they're on their payroll.
• 46:32
  Testecleese: So this judge doesn't help this guy she's getting paid to help. Not only is she not doing what she's getting paid for now. The gang might come and kill her.
• 46:40
  Ron Pascoe: It had to be a money trial.
• 46:44
  Testecleese: And I just. And this just goes to the point that a lot of people are making on the right, that these judges are corrupt. They don't care what the law is. They just do whatever the fuck they want
• 46:56
  Testecleese: and left of losing their minds over this I'm like, no, you can't do that, especially a judge.
• 47:01
  Brian McFadden: The judges are above the law, so they think.
• 47:03
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, I mean, it's 1 thing to say. I'm not getting involved. It's another thing to actively resist
• 47:09
  Testecleese: the Federal authorities. You know.
• 47:12
  Ron Pascoe: But here, like, Oh, question for you 3 guys really quick. One. If you're going to clean the swap, where would you start
• 47:19
  Ron Pascoe: if you're going to call in swamp out.
• 47:23
  Ron Pascoe: Where would you start.
• 47:24
  El Guapo: He started the right track with the cleaning. Their money laundry.
• 47:29
  El Guapo: A freaking U.S.A. U.S.A. id.
• 47:32
  Testecleese: Good.
• 47:33
  Testecleese: Every piggy bank. Yeah.
• 47:34
  El Guapo: Yeah. So like you eliminate the money, there's not gonna be money.
• 47:37
  El Guapo: Everyone here.
• 47:38
  Ron Pascoe: Well, apparently at Blue's under investigation. Now, too.
• 47:41
  El Guapo: Yeah. So that's gonna the wallet you hit the wallet is the more money.
• 47:46
  El Guapo: So people's like, yeah, not get involved. If there's no money. Who's gonna back me up like, who's gonna pay the lawyers, you know.
• 47:53
  Testecleese: That, and firing the people that have been entrenched in the system for 30 years.
• 47:58
  El Guapo: Yeah. But those people are fucking they're
• 48:01
  Testecleese: Apparently it's impossible to fire him.
• 48:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're not involved with money, wise and more like they believe in the system. You know, they're just
• 48:11
  El Guapo: after the cult. You know, they're just the true believers of the system, you know.
• 48:17
  Testecleese: Some of them. Yeah, but some of them are just
• 48:19
  Testecleese: taking advantage of this. I mean, look at these lawyers you got in DC.
• 48:23
  El Guapo: But that's that's the only thing they know. Like I've been in government for 20 years. I don't know what to do.
• 48:29
  Testecleese: That's the thing is, though, you got some of these lawyers making 10 million dollars a year.
• 48:34
  El Guapo: But.
• 48:34
  Testecleese: Living in Loudoun County, Virginia, and it's like.
• 48:37
  El Guapo: And I can.
• 48:38
  Testecleese: Making this much money on the American taxpayer.
• 48:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, and I cannot wait dude so at least
• 48:44
  El Guapo: be red if we eliminate Northern Virginia, too.
• 48:47
  El Guapo: with all the people leaving and stuff dude. Probably Virginia got a chance to stay red.
• 48:53
  Testecleese: Very well.
• 48:53
  Ron Pascoe: You might even flip.
• 48:55
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 48:55
  Testecleese: I don't know about that. We'll see especially with what's going on with Gavin Newsom.
• 49:01
  El Guapo: No.
• 49:02
  Testecleese: But it seems like the party. The Dems do not like what he's doing.
• 49:06
  El Guapo: Especially David Hogg.
• 49:09
  Testecleese: Hogg.
• 49:11
  Ron Pascoe: He was there.
• 49:11
  Testecleese: I.
• 49:12
  Testecleese: He's the.
• 49:12
  Ron Pascoe: Thought I genuinely thought Newsom had an opportunity to.
• 49:17
  Testecleese: Course correct the Democrat party.
• 49:20
  El Guapo: Now he's just one.
• 49:20
  Brian McFadden: To.
• 49:21
  El Guapo: He's just doing it for his own, for.
• 49:23
  Testecleese: He has no desire to course. Correct.
• 49:26
  Testecleese: No, he does. Whether or not it's authentic doesn't matter. The fact that he's trying to do it.
• 49:32
  Testecleese: Because, hey? Maybe we'll if the Democrat we're going to get to this Democrat overall. We're still talking about migration. We'll get to that soon enough. Couple more topics in this going on here.
• 49:41
  Testecleese: Chuck Todd came out and said that this immigration is going on is beneficial to the United States because of, you know, the Olympics.
• 49:47
  Brian McFadden: Have to do with anything.
• 49:49
  Testecleese: Well, if you're not an American citizen, you can't compete for the American team in the Olympics right.
• 49:56
  El Guapo: So we need more talented people from overseas. Yeah.
• 49:59
  El Guapo: Voted in.
• 50:00
  El Guapo: If you'll make America better, everybody has said.
• 50:03
  Testecleese: Citizenship.
• 50:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, everybody did not have to jump around the swim already. Here.
• 50:07
  Testecleese: Well, that's not. I don't know, man, and those Cubans can swim.
• 50:11
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 50:12
  Testecleese: No, and you're right, though exactly the Cubans who could swim already, did it.
• 50:17
  El Guapo: Could.
• 50:19
  Testecleese: They're the ones who cross the ray. Agree? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. The guys
• 50:22
  Testecleese: guys jumping over the fences, guys out running the guys on horseback.
• 50:26
  Ron Pascoe: They've already.
• 50:28
  El Guapo: You made an excellent point, Guapo.
• 50:31
  Ron Pascoe: I need a radio Olympics.
• 50:33
  El Guapo: That's why that's an old joke. Dude God.
• 50:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, but they're not allowed to compete in the Olympics for the United States, anyway, unless you have citizenship.
• 50:43
  El Guapo: No, they're using it right now to have dodged ice.
• 50:46
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 50:47
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 50:49
  Ron Pascoe: You should have the ice. Olympics.
• 50:51
  Testecleese: So so did you hear that?
• 50:55
  Brian McFadden: You heard about Trump's? What $5,000 baby bonus like tax credit, or whatever. Yeah.
• 50:59
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 51:00
  Testecleese: Okay. 1st of all, he did it his 1st time in office. Biden made it even bigger, didn't he?
• 51:06
  El Guapo: No, I don't. I don't know.
• 51:07
  Brian McFadden: Biden wanted to change the earned income credit.
• 51:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, there's something totally different.
• 51:13
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 51:13
  Testecleese: Same idea, though it's it's a hookup on your taxes, basically
• 51:17
  Testecleese: for for reproducing in this country.
• 51:21
  Testecleese: And the view came out now, what's her name. Oh.
• 51:24
  Testecleese: Alyssa Farrah Griffin, or something like that.
• 51:28
  Testecleese: It was like, this is racist
• 51:31
  Testecleese: like, how is having babies? Racist.
• 51:34
  El Guapo: Because there's more white people than Hispanic. Not necessarily.
• 51:37
  Brian McFadden: Sorry.
• 51:38
  El Guapo: Well.
• 51:38
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 51:39
  El Guapo: She?
• 51:40
  El Guapo: Oh, she's a poor fucking abortion. So what the fuck are you talking about?
• 51:45
  El Guapo: You supported all minorities, getting killed.
• 51:47
  Testecleese: Well, she brought up oh, look at this! There's a the FBI just released a photo of the Wisconsin judges, Perp Walk.
• 51:55
  Testecleese: and they're saying it possibly violated the Doj policy. But that's of course, because Cnn. Saying it.
• 52:00
  El Guapo: Okay. Well.
• 52:01
  Testecleese: Just now these pictures got released of this judge or video of the judge doing a perp walk.
• 52:07
  El Guapo: Not to show the other motherfuckers like don't fucking, you know a fucking.
• 52:11
  Testecleese: They'll come and get you right.
• 52:12
  El Guapo: Yeah. Fuck around, find out?
• 52:14
  Ron Pascoe: They're finding it right now.
• 52:17
  Testecleese: I just got my fuck around. Find out sign. By the way.
• 52:21
  El Guapo: Papafo.
• 52:22
  Testecleese: It looks like it looks like the old Adt. One like the octagon that's white and blue.
• 52:27
  Testecleese: And it says, this house is protected by Fafo, and I need to, says fuck around, find out 24 h surveillance, supported by the Second Amendment.
• 52:34
  El Guapo: I don't know.
• 52:37
  Testecleese: But anyway, Griffin was saying, how? Oh, there was a 1% boost in
• 52:43
  Testecleese: in babies last year, and it's like.
• 52:46
  Testecleese: okay. But it was down 20% over the last 10 years. So we're still down.
• 52:51
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 52:52
  Testecleese: And then she's like, Oh, they're upset, though, because it's Asian and Hispanic folks, and I'm like, No, no.
• 52:58
  Testecleese: that's because your people are coming across the border and pop popping out babies. Yes.
• 53:03
  Brian McFadden: But they got to bring right citizenship.
• 53:04
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 53:05
  Testecleese: That's why trump not trump? Obama made a big deal about anchor babies from Asia, China, remember.
• 53:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 53:12
  Testecleese: But now, all of a sudden, it's racist, and I'm like
• 53:14
  Testecleese: your presidents that you support. So much did the same shit.
• 53:19
  Testecleese: But now that trump's doing it. You have to disagree with what trump's doing, and it's mind boggling
• 53:28
  Testecleese: and you know what I like. The idea of have 2 kids or more. You're tax exempt.
• 53:33
  El Guapo: How about we eliminate fucking income tax? I'm all about that.
• 53:38
  Testecleese: You're the manager.
• 53:38
  El Guapo: You manage. You manage your money, how you manage your money? I'm not. I hate it. When I was single, and everybody else get tax credit because they have babies. I'm sorry it's your fault.
• 53:47
  Brian McFadden: You're not babies now.
• 53:49
  El Guapo: That's when I was single. But you know what I still you know what it's.
• 53:53
  Testecleese: That bothered me less than the people that got time off of work because of their kids. When I had to keep, especially in the navy. I was working 18 to 20 h days in port, overhauling a nuclear ship, and I and my coworkers were going home after a 6 h work day because their kid got out of school
• 54:10
  Testecleese: runway.
• 54:11
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 54:11
  Testecleese: What the what the fuck.
• 54:12
  El Guapo: Yeah. Yeah.
• 54:14
  El Guapo: Choice. You know.
• 54:15
  Testecleese: And I got paid just as much money as this. Actually, sometimes I got paid most of them. I got paid less than them as I'm Carl Vincent. I was an E. 3.
• 54:22
  El Guapo: Yeah. And they got fucking, child fucking credit. I mean, not child credit. Yeah, there used to be child credit for a while.
• 54:28
  El Guapo: and then, yo, you got how many kids? Okay, you get paid extra. Oh, you get this.
• 54:33
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, I'm dependents.
• 54:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 54:35
  El Guapo: And then maybe you got smart about like No. 3 dependents. That's it, you know.
• 54:41
  Testecleese: Thing is, how do you eliminate income tax without reducing.
• 54:46
  El Guapo: Tariff.
• 54:46
  Testecleese: Money, huh!
• 54:48
  El Guapo: Tariff.
• 54:48
  Testecleese: That's 1 way to do it. Yes, and apparently that's offending everyone.
• 54:53
  El Guapo: Everybody's fuck it. You pay taxes, you decide how you're gonna pay, spend your money.
• 54:58
  Testecleese: Well, how is this? Do you realize that only 20% of Americans are net taxpayers?
• 55:03
  Brian McFadden: -
• 55:04
  Testecleese: And I know you're saying I pay tax
• 55:06
  Testecleese: 1st of all, how much of that do you get back at the end of the year.
• 55:09
  El Guapo: None.
• 55:09
  Testecleese: If it's coming out of your paycheck.
• 55:11
  El Guapo: I got 10,000 they took $10,000. They got like a thousand.
• 55:14
  Testecleese: Okay. Now, how much are you getting back in public services in terms of like police fire, public education.
• 55:21
  El Guapo: Property taxes for that.
• 55:22
  Testecleese: But okay, well, that national defense. You know.
• 55:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, I paid like I paid like 10,000. I only got thousands of $9,000 a year.
• 55:33
  Testecleese: I'm just saying only 20% of Americans actually pay more into the system than they get back out.
• 55:37
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 55:38
  Testecleese: And was it 1% pays 2050% of all taxes to the United States.
• 55:45
  El Guapo: And probably I will spend more money if they fucking stop taxing the shit out of me. You know.
• 55:50
  Testecleese: Hey? I'm I'm all about not even a tariff.
• 55:53
  Testecleese: I brought this up on the show several times.
• 55:55
  Testecleese: I have 2 different tax systems that I like better.
• 55:57
  El Guapo: I don't know you, is it? That's a tariff, too, like
• 56:01
  El Guapo: like you know what you already pay into the system like, okay, you decide whether you want to buy this or that, you know.
• 56:08
  Testecleese: Well, I like eggs.
• 56:10
  Testecleese: I like an idea of all sales, tax
• 56:13
  Testecleese: all of the money the Federal and not just sales tax, but like we'll call it a luxury tax. The more.
• 56:20
  El Guapo: Architects.
• 56:20
  Testecleese: No, no, the more luxurious the thing you're purchasing is, the higher the tax you pay on it
• 56:25
  Testecleese: you but.
• 56:25
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 56:26
  Testecleese: No, you buy a $60,000 pickup truck for work, right? No tax.
• 56:32
  El Guapo: No.
• 56:32
  Testecleese: You buy a Ferrari there might be up to a hundred percent tax because it's extravagant. It's unnecessary.
• 56:41
  El Guapo: So what about if 4 come out with their own little Virginia version to compete against it? They got to pay luxury tax on that.
• 56:48
  Testecleese: A a what now.
• 56:49
  El Guapo: Before come out with the own Lamborghini version to compete.
• 56:54
  Testecleese: Lafour.
• 56:55
  El Guapo: A Ford, a Ford dealership. The 4 yeah. They come out with their own fucking. Nice vehicles and stuff luxury.
• 57:02
  Testecleese: Lamborghini, or something.
• 57:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, so.
• 57:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, if you're if you're spending a quarter 1 million dollars on the car as a toy, I think you should be taxed on that. If you have a quarter 1 million dollars to drop on a toy, you have cash to drop on taxes, too.
• 57:16
  Ron Pascoe: Hmm.
• 57:18
  El Guapo: But.
• 57:18
  Testecleese: I have another. I have another idea for taxes. If you don't like that dude.
• 57:22
  Testecleese: How about the Federal Government takes 10% of each State's Gdp.
• 57:27
  El Guapo: I'm okay with that, too. I'm.
• 57:29
  Testecleese: So States get to decide how to tax the people.
• 57:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, the Federal Government gets a cut of what the.
• 57:33
  El Guapo: And people decide whether they want to move there or not.
• 57:36
  Testecleese: Exactly, and you can say, Oh, Florida doesn't cause income tax. No, they get all the money on tourism.
• 57:41
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 57:43
  Testecleese: So, hey? If, as long as they're bringing in money, the Federal Government gets a cut.
• 57:46
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 57:49
  Testecleese: So I'm saying there's different ways besides income tax.
• 57:51
  El Guapo: Because when you tax luxury, that means the person that is just gonna affect people like making better.
• 57:57
  Testecleese: Tell me.
• 57:58
  El Guapo: Huh! No, no, no, you you think about the wealthy. But when you got liber genius only specialized people that can work on a vehicle.
• 58:06
  El Guapo: and the more you sell there's all more people specialize in the type of vehicle.
• 58:10
  Testecleese: Yeah. But Ford's still also making
• 58:12
  Testecleese: F. 100 SF. 150 SF. 2 50 SF. 3.
• 58:15
  El Guapo: Yeah, nobody's talking about the luxury type.
• 58:18
  Testecleese: Yeah. And again, if you're spending a quarter 1 million dollars on a toy.
• 58:22
  El Guapo: Yeah. But you have to think about whoever can work on a vehicle. They can get knowledge on that. And then just
• 58:28
  El Guapo: just gonna
• 58:30
  El Guapo: you're gonna just market instead of spreading it out. They're like, Oh, shit! This person got a Lamborghini fucking vehicle who could change the brake on that thing? Oh, this Bob over here could change it because he used to work on that.
• 58:43
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 58:44
  El Guapo: And that you just, I think, when you tax it to just luxury, it's like
• 58:51
  El Guapo: it's like the way you said the way you said. It is like apple, like, oh, only apple people can work at apple products
• 58:58
  El Guapo: because it's just an app that you tax it, and you corner the market.
• 59:03
  Testecleese: Well, I'm not even necessarily talking about maintenance. I'm.
• 59:05
  El Guapo: No, that's just what I said. When you make it cheaper, so anybody can buy it. The more people can buy it.
• 59:11
  Testecleese: Then reduce the price of your vehicle.
• 59:14
  El Guapo: No, see, that's the thing. Remember, when Supple came out how high it was.
• 59:19
  El Guapo: and the more the more fucking technology advance, the more cheaper become technology. Look at where we are right now.
• 59:24
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 59:25
  El Guapo: Not only you can afford it.
• 59:28
  Testecleese: Yeah. And for a long time only the rich can afford certain stuff. Only the wealthy had computers in their houses. In 1988, right?
• 59:35
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 59:38
  Testecleese: And the ones became a necessity. Huh!
• 59:42
  El Guapo: What the computer electronic Roxy, back in the day.
• 59:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 59:45
  Testecleese: Enabling.
• 59:46
  Ron Pascoe: Was only starting out.
• 59:48
  El Guapo: Computer? Was it luxury.
• 59:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, what do you need a computer for in the late eighties.
• 59:54
  El Guapo: Yeah. So why, you need a luxury car for now.
• 59:57
  Testecleese: You don't. That's why you pay tax on it.
• 59:59
  El Guapo: So back in the day. That's what you see. Your tax is so high that people not going to buy it.
• 1:00:05
  El Guapo: The more you buy.
• 1:00:06
  Testecleese: Know he's I know what he's saying is, the more of these things you sell, the more we can invest into the product. Therefore, reducing the cost of the product.
• 1:00:13
  El Guapo: Yes, oh, sure, the technology. But you don't.
• 1:00:16
  Testecleese: Have to put a hundred percent tax on it.
• 1:00:19
  Testecleese: and and not to mention Ferrari, for example.
• 1:00:22
  El Guapo: No, that's why.
• 1:00:22
  Testecleese: Don't have any technology in that that no one else can get their hands.
• 1:00:25
  El Guapo: Yeah. But like, okay, let's say, boats. Brian got a boat, so he get taxed.
• 1:00:28
  Testecleese: And.
• 1:00:29
  Brian McFadden: I do get taxed on that stupid thing like it's.
• 1:00:32
  Testecleese: That's through the fucking close on that.
• 1:00:34
  El Guapo: Yeah. So he didn't get taxed like, guess what? Let me buy another this luxury. Let me fucks buy this buy that. He's just gonna keep spending money on that fucking thing.
• 1:00:43
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! The 2 happiest day in a boat owner's life was the day he buys it the day he sells it right.
• 1:00:48
  El Guapo: Sure he's happy when he goes out.
• 1:00:50
  Testecleese: Yeah. But, Ryan, it's a money pit, isn't it?
• 1:00:52
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:00:53
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:00:54
  El Guapo: It's a sailboat, so it's not a motor.
• 1:00:56
  Testecleese: How much are you, you bullshit? How much money are you paying for? Maintenance year for storage fees and taxes on that thing?
• 1:01:03
  Brian McFadden: Taxes is $75.
• 1:01:05
  Testecleese: That's not so bad.
• 1:01:06
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:01:07
  Testecleese: That's not so bad. But what about what about Jeff? Bez? Not Jeff Bezos Zuckerberg
• 1:01:12
  Testecleese: got a yacht, then he has a Mini yacht
• 1:01:15
  Testecleese: to get to and from his his big yacht.
• 1:01:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I've seen that. Yeah.
• 1:01:19
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:01:20
  Testecleese: That should be taxed through the fucking nose.
• 1:01:22
  El Guapo: Why, why would you want to like let like.
• 1:01:24
  Testecleese: This is, the boats aren't to new technology dude.
• 1:01:28
  El Guapo: No, but you created more jobs. People have to maintain that boat. You know what like you.
• 1:01:33
  El Guapo: You're taking money out of people's mouth when you like, tax the hell out of it.
• 1:01:37
  Ron Pascoe: No.
• 1:01:37
  Testecleese: Go work at the automotive manufacturer who's making pickup trucks.
• 1:01:45
  El Guapo: Anyways, let's move on. We're just gonna go in circles on.
• 1:01:47
  Testecleese: I know. Well, I'm just saying, Hey, there's no there's no tax we're ever gonna come up with that. People like, right?
• 1:01:52
  Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah. But I say, like a fucking that tariff task, I'll be okay with that fucking. You decide where you want to spend your money.
• 1:02:00
  Testecleese: I say the same thing with this luxury tax. You decide if you want to buy a supercar or not
• 1:02:05
  Testecleese: same ideas, you're not going to buy the Chinese goods because it's taxed through the roof.
• 1:02:11
  Testecleese: But, like you said, Let's move on here.
• 1:02:13
  Testecleese: We're talking.
• 1:02:14
  El Guapo: The last wore out, didn't you.
• 1:02:17
  Testecleese: Well, apparently 4 more dams are getting ready to travel to El Salvador.
• 1:02:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:02:21
  Ron Pascoe: Beautiful.
• 1:02:22
  Testecleese: Oh, they already did. Okay.
• 1:02:23
  El Guapo: Yeah, and guess what Kelly say.
• 1:02:26
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:02:26
  Testecleese: Well, they talk about charging these guys. Michael Flynn is talking about charging these guys with the Logan act.
• 1:02:33
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 1:02:33
  Brian McFadden: He got charged with that already.
• 1:02:36
  Testecleese: Well, I got a good laugh out of that because we talked about this last week. I was like, this is a violation Logan act, you went to a foreign nation attempting to negotiate foreign policy with a foreign leader
• 1:02:46
  Testecleese: against the President. United States.
• 1:02:47
  El Guapo: If I was Bukele I would arrest him.
• 1:02:51
  Testecleese: For what?
• 1:02:52
  El Guapo: Beta and the Beta and terrorists.
• 1:02:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, I guess maybe. But he.
• 1:02:57
  El Guapo: they're not. They're not citizens over there. So like, hold up! Hold on. I only speak to the President over there. What the fuck are you doing here? Democrats?
• 1:03:05
  Testecleese: You know what it made my day? If no, what would have made my day is if Bukelly deported them back to the United States.
• 1:03:10
  El Guapo: No, that's what I said. I rested the hotel and deported back, or whatever.
• 1:03:13
  Testecleese: Send them.
• 1:03:14
  El Guapo: Oh, oh, shit! Oh, you know! How about that hostage negotiation?
• 1:03:18
  El Guapo: They sent Ms. 13 back over there.
• 1:03:21
  Testecleese: 20 more gang members.
• 1:03:23
  El Guapo: Yeah, they said Democrats over there.
• 1:03:25
  Testecleese: We'll send you Democrats back and something like fuck. This is a tough one.
• 1:03:29
  El Guapo: That would have been fucking perfect dude.
• 1:03:33
  Ron Pascoe: What's that dem Congress chick, who looks like a dude? She went out and she said, she's gonna stay there until they bloody until they release him.
• 1:03:41
  Ron Pascoe: What's the name?
• 1:03:43
  Testecleese: I don't know but this is a gang member beat his wife.
• 1:03:47
  Testecleese: He came here illegally, and people the dems are finally backing off. They're like, oh, it's not about this person. It's about due process.
• 1:03:55
  El Guapo: The new judge. So they got new talking points. They can come back up out of that one.
• 1:03:59
  Testecleese: Well, actually, no. A lot of these guys came out and said, like, Oh, we're not specific. We're talking about Kilmarcia.
• 1:04:04
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, yeah. But now they got the judge talking point so they can go forget Betty tomorrow. They're not gonna talk about next week. They're not gonna talk about the M. 13 guy.
• 1:04:14
  Testecleese: Well, this is exactly what we were talking about before. How.
• 1:04:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:04:16
  Testecleese: Drop dropping this stuff so fast that these guys can't keep up with their talking points.
• 1:04:21
  Brian McFadden: Now they're starting to catch up.
• 1:04:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, this one. Right now, they're just gonna forget the Ms 30, because it looks bad like fuck. Let's talk about the judges. Let's talk about it. You arrest the judges, you arrest the judges.
• 1:04:32
  Testecleese: They arrested Trump. They arrested Trump's lawyers. They put Trump's senior advisor and his campaign manager in prison.
• 1:04:41
  Ron Pascoe: Steve Bannon.
• 1:04:42
  Testecleese: Bannon and Navarro.
• 1:04:44
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:04:45
  Testecleese: And Flynn got out of jail and went right back to work for the President.
• 1:04:50
  Ron Pascoe: There you go!
• 1:04:53
  Testecleese: I mean, you're talking about weaponizing the legal system again. This is this is Saul Linsky's
• 1:04:59
  Testecleese: rules here. Radicals. Accuse your enemy of what you are doing.
• 1:05:03
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:05:05
  Testecleese: I gotta buy you a copy of that book right? If I buy you a copy and send it to your house. Would you read it.
• 1:05:10
  El Guapo: Who me?
• 1:05:12
  Testecleese: You and Brian.
• 1:05:13
  El Guapo: I could look it up and see if I can download it.
• 1:05:16
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, you probably can get it free even better. You probably go to Youtube and find someone reading it out loud to you.
• 1:05:21
  El Guapo: Oh, I got the I want.
• 1:05:25
  Brian McFadden: Hillary Clinton reading it out loud.
• 1:05:27
  Testecleese: Oh, I would pay extra money for that copy actually.
• 1:05:31
  El Guapo: In jail.
• 1:05:33
  Brian McFadden: So if she read you back. This is exactly how I did it.
• 1:05:39
  Testecleese: But, anyway, now a judge came out and blocked Trump's attempt to require proof of citizenship to vote.
• 1:05:45
  Brian McFadden: Of course.
• 1:05:47
  Testecleese: I could be wrong on the amendments. But there are 4 amendments
• 1:05:51
  Testecleese: about voting voting rights. I think it's 1419, 23 and 27.
• 1:06:01
  Testecleese: They all use the word citizen in the verbiage.
• 1:06:05
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:06:06
  Testecleese: So you have to be a citizen to vote.
• 1:06:09
  Testecleese: And these folks said, No, you don't need to prove you're a citizen
• 1:06:12
  Testecleese: like it's already illegal to to vote. If you're not a citizen, I'm like, Okay, well, murder is already against the law. So why ban any kind of gun
• 1:06:20
  Testecleese: right?
• 1:06:21
  Brian McFadden: Makes me feel better.
• 1:06:24
  Testecleese: Makes me feel better to know that you have to prove that you're a citizen to vote, because you know what
• 1:06:28
  Testecleese: there are bad people out there that break the law.
• 1:06:33
  Testecleese: That's why we have prisons, you know.
• 1:06:36
  Ron Pascoe: Well, what do you need when you go and get a loan? You need to prove who you are, don't you?
• 1:06:40
  Ron Pascoe: When you go and get a lobby card. You have to prove who you are, don't you.
• 1:06:44
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I have to. I have to present, prevent provide identification to buy beer.
• 1:06:49
  Testecleese: to buy cigarettes, to get on a plane to drive, but not to vote.
• 1:06:57
  Ron Pascoe: And so.
• 1:06:58
  Testecleese: I brought this up before. And someone's like, Yeah, but those aren't rights. Those are privileges. So I was like, okay, how about buying a gun.
• 1:07:05
  Testecleese: and they all they get pissed off at that one every time I was like you make me go through a background check you made me. You forced me to incriminate myself and violate my 5th Amendment rights to buy a gun.
• 1:07:17
  Ron Pascoe: Yep, they wanted the bakery and write checks, didn't they?
• 1:07:20
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I was like, this is all against the law, too, and
• 1:07:26
  Testecleese: for a right, not a privilege. I have a right to keep and bear arms, and it shall not be infringed, and you simply make me file paperwork. To buy a gun is infringing on my right to own a gun.
• 1:07:37
  Ron Pascoe: Your rights. This look. You've got to look at it another way as well, too. Your second amendment rights. You've got a right to bear arms, haven't you?
• 1:07:43
  Ron Pascoe: Then you are then.
• 1:07:45
  Testecleese: Bearing shall not be infringed.
• 1:07:47
  Ron Pascoe: When you go to get a gun you've got to prove that they prove that you're guilty until you prove they're innocent with a background check.
• 1:07:53
  Testecleese: Correct. You're guilty. You're guilty until you proven innocent.
• 1:07:57
  Testecleese: which is fun, because in West Virginia
• 1:07:59
  Testecleese: I fill up my paperwork. They send me my gun.
• 1:08:02
  Testecleese: and then they turn in the paperwork, and if they find out I'm not allowed to own that gun. The county. The sheriffs show up to my door.
• 1:08:10
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:08:10
  Testecleese: Which which they haven't. I've purchased some guns here.
• 1:08:19
  Testecleese: I tell you, man, I love it out here in West Virginia. Man, I I literally go up my back door and shoot.
• 1:08:24
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:08:26
  Testecleese: And I don't even need a hunting permit, or tags to shoot an animal on my property.
• 1:08:30
  El Guapo: Oh, wow!
• 1:08:33
  Testecleese: I could just say like, Oh, I was eating my my vegetable garden, so I shot it.
• 1:08:37
  El Guapo: Then you have to call like the game warden just to no, oh, no.
• 1:08:41
  El Guapo: no, no! Just to like keep a track of, you know, just for inventory, like.
• 1:08:45
  Testecleese: Oh, no! There's so many deer out here. It's ridiculous dude.
• 1:08:48
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:08:48
  Testecleese: And they will eat your vegetable garden, and you can shoot them for eating your vegetables, and it's like, what are you supposed to do like. Let the animal rot away. It's like, no, obviously, I'm not gonna waste the animal. I'm gonna eat it right.
• 1:08:57
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:08:59
  Testecleese: Want to go like someone else's property.
• 1:09:01
  El Guapo: That's 1 thing I don't understand why people are gonna eat it. So why, like, I can see for the skin. But God damn how much.
• 1:09:09
  Testecleese: Oh, are you kidding me? 1st of all, I'm gonna go bear hunting this year.
• 1:09:12
  El Guapo: Are you?
• 1:09:13
  Brian McFadden: Everyone has a barbecue and rug.
• 1:09:16
  Testecleese: No, I'm gonna I want to make a cold weather suit
• 1:09:21
  Testecleese: like pants and a jacket that's bear skin. But I've never eaten bear. So I'm gonna taste it right.
• 1:09:26
  El Guapo: Oh, God, good luck! With that! I heard he just gave me his help. Well, get some get some recipes, because I heard
• 1:09:33
  Testecleese: Oh, I got special seasonings already put aside, but even if I don't like it, I have 3 dogs, and that'll feed my dogs.
• 1:09:39
  El Guapo: That's good. Yeah, for 6 to 8 months at least. You use the bear for something not just like the skin itself.
• 1:09:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, why would I throw away all that food like I can not buy dog food for like 6 months if I should kill a bear.
• 1:09:53
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:09:54
  Testecleese: And you know.
• 1:09:55
  El Guapo: Hey?
• 1:09:55
  El Guapo: Love it!
• 1:09:56
  El Guapo: Let me know when you get some deer, because a deer made a hair is different from the mountains than the swamplands and stuff, because.
• 1:10:02
  Testecleese: Actually, it's funny. I just just fed my daughter her 1st venison a couple days ago.
• 1:10:08
  Testecleese: Oh, she loved it! My other daughter, the the 2 year old did not like it. She spat it right out, but the 5 year olds like it's so good.
• 1:10:16
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's that's good. That's all. Taste. Buds haven't developed yet.
• 1:10:21
  Testecleese: Oh, it's great!
• 1:10:22
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, it's like a kangaroo meat, mate. We used to feed our dogs.
• 1:10:25
  El Guapo: You guys.
• 1:10:26
  Ron Pascoe: I used to make dog food out of it.
• 1:10:27
  Ron Pascoe: and then they realized that kangaroo meat is one of the best meats in the world to eat, because it's nearly 0 fat on it. Basically.
• 1:10:36
  El Guapo: You are some fat still, but, damn! You can eat kangaroo.
• 1:10:40
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, it's mate. You put it on a pan and flip it as soon as you put it on it. Cooks that quick, because there's nearly 0.
• 1:10:47
  Testecleese: I bet on him.
• 1:10:48
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 1:10:49
  El Guapo: So I heard kangaroo is like the cousin they went to jail.
• 1:10:54
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:10:54
  Testecleese: Well, it's funny, he says, that people use.
• 1:10:56
  Ron Pascoe: My lovely assistant today. She's a chef as well. She just says almost rare kangaroo meat.
• 1:11:02
  Testecleese: Well, I I just like to apologize to her for having to listen to my filthy mouth
• 1:11:07
  Testecleese: and and our ridiculous talking points about what's going on in the United States.
• 1:11:13
  Brian McFadden: -
• 1:11:15
  Ron Pascoe: He's rubbing out some scratches because his birthday tomorrow. So I bought some scratches.
• 1:11:20
  Testecleese: I think it's funny you saying how people didn't used to eat kangaroo. And then they realized it was one of the best meats out there. The same thing used to happen with lobsters on the East, the coast in New England.
• 1:11:30
  El Guapo: The French. The French used to say there was cruel and unusual to feed them lobster, because it's bottom.
• 1:11:38
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, Massachusetts, they
• 1:11:41
  Testecleese: the Union got together and said, You're not allowed to feed us lobster more than twice a week, because, like, it's a bottom feeder, it's garbage, and everyone's like, what is it like? $13 a pound for lobster or something?
• 1:11:52
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:11:54
  Testecleese: Especially Maine lobster.
• 1:11:56
  Testecleese: you know, I mean, like those rock lobsters you guys got in Australia are not the same animal, and you know it.
• 1:12:02
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, we've got some decent sized lobsters, mate. We send most of ours over to China.
• 1:12:07
  Testecleese: No, I'm just saying it's a different animal.
• 1:12:09
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I know that. I understand that. But China's take a lot of ours. But then they put massive tariffs on us.
• 1:12:15
  Ron Pascoe: Stop buying our stuff. Yeah, you want to try.
• 1:12:17
  El Guapo: Can we buy.
• 1:12:18
  Ron Pascoe: Cool.
• 1:12:18
  El Guapo: We buy them, fuck it, send it this way.
• 1:12:21
  Ron Pascoe: Don't! Don't listen to.
• 1:12:22
  Testecleese: That are all.
• 1:12:22
  Ron Pascoe: Tell you what.
• 1:12:24
  Ron Pascoe: Thank you.
• 1:12:25
  Ron Pascoe: Thank you for, Helen.
• 1:12:26
  El Guapo: My, that main lobster spits as hell over here. So.
• 1:12:29
  Testecleese: Oh, it's delicious! And it's all.
• 1:12:32
  El Guapo: No, but I said, what was the dude?
• 1:12:34
  Testecleese: So it is expensive, and that's the thing, man. When I lived in Massachusetts
• 1:12:38
  Testecleese: I could get lobster so cheap.
• 1:12:40
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:12:41
  Testecleese: I would. I know I would literally go to the lobster fisherman and buy from the fisherman before he sold it to the supermarket.
• 1:12:47
  Testecleese: I paid him on the supermarket paid, but I paid less than I would buy it at the supermarket. You know what I mean.
• 1:12:53
  Testecleese: He was excited. I was excited. I got a lobster. Then I got to take it home and boil it alive.
• 1:12:58
  Testecleese: and I don't know. Have you guys ever boiled the lobster alive?
• 1:13:03
  El Guapo: No, I had crabs. But yeah, something.
• 1:13:05
  Testecleese: They scream.
• 1:13:07
  El Guapo: Really, for real.
• 1:13:09
  Testecleese: Well what it is is when you put them in the boiling water all the air rushes out their gills, and it sounds like a scream.
• 1:13:15
  El Guapo: I got you.
• 1:13:16
  Testecleese: It's like, Oh, my God! It's screaming when you throw it in the boiling water.
• 1:13:20
  Ron Pascoe: It's again, and the legend, American.
• 1:13:22
  Testecleese: We might have won the lottery.
• 1:13:26
  Testecleese: Hey? If you hit it big, send send a couple of bucks towards the show all right.
• 1:13:32
  Ron Pascoe: I think I think she's only won enough money by one coffee and 2 straws.
• 1:13:36
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:13:37
  El Guapo: It's.
• 1:13:37
  Testecleese: It's okay.
• 1:13:37
  El Guapo: Meat. I tried kangaroo meat. I already had kimber meat.
• 1:13:41
  Ron Pascoe: I think.
• 1:13:42
  Testecleese: I've had. Oh, you definitely had camel meat in the.
• 1:13:44
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, heck, yeah, so do I. It's like.
• 1:13:46
  Testecleese: Really good actually, and Austrians too.
• 1:13:50
  Ron Pascoe: I've tried crocodile.
• 1:13:52
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:13:52
  Ron Pascoe: Water, buff.
• 1:13:52
  Testecleese: Alligator like so much better and crocodile.
• 1:13:56
  El Guapo: I had gated about him. I don't know which one it was, but.
• 1:13:59
  Testecleese: Fried gator, nugget tail fried Gator tail nuggets so good, so good.
• 1:14:05
  Ron Pascoe: 4 bucks. You said we've got.
• 1:14:13
  Testecleese: Say 4 bucks won't even get you a Starbucks coffee.
• 1:14:15
  Ron Pascoe: No Starbucks.
• 1:14:18
  El Guapo: Next ticket.
• 1:14:20
  Testecleese: Enjoy your next birthday legend.
• 1:14:23
  Testecleese: Let's move back on a topic here.
• 1:14:26
  Testecleese: The Democrats are actually they're
• 1:14:30
  Testecleese: it looks like the party's fracturing altogether. And now they have this war plan to try to get rid of the weak and woke image.
• 1:14:37
  El Guapo: Who.
• 1:14:38
  Testecleese: It's not working for him.
• 1:14:40
  El Guapo: Who came out with this plan.
• 1:14:42
  Brian McFadden: Bernie Sanders.
• 1:14:44
  Ron Pascoe: David Hogg.
• 1:14:46
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, no, because hog wanna go walk.
• 1:14:49
  El Guapo: Yeah. Arkle. Then you got. Then you got fucking. What's the name of the from New Orleans. Guy
• 1:14:57
  El Guapo: he's.
• 1:14:58
  Testecleese: These are! Oh!
• 1:14:58
  Brian McFadden: You're talking Carville.
• 1:15:01
  El Guapo: Car, rail.
• 1:15:03
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, he's we got something in here from him, too. I've been following him closely.
• 1:15:07
  El Guapo: But that he he's dropping the fucking book, but he gonna hire immigrants.
• 1:15:13
  Testecleese: Well, he wants to split the party in half.
• 1:15:16
  El Guapo: No, he want no, no, he want the Democrat, like the Socialists like, hey, go away!
• 1:15:22
  Testecleese: And the Progressives.
• 1:15:23
  El Guapo: Yeah, the progresses. The Jews want to keep central, but he's still fucking. Woke when it comes to immigration.
• 1:15:30
  Testecleese: Kind of I mean. He was a marine.
• 1:15:32
  El Guapo: Yeah. But who the hell is these people talking about the ditch and the week and the work.
• 1:15:37
  Testecleese: Alyssa Slotkin. She was a CIA analyst now she's a senator.
• 1:15:42
  Testecleese: and she's saying, well, she's been well, she's been tasked with
• 1:15:46
  Testecleese: testing a new strategy to contain and defeat the United States President. She's a Michigan Senator.
• 1:15:52
  Testecleese: and she's acknowledged. The public perception of the party is weak and woke and urges the Democrats to embrace Alpha. Energy.
• 1:15:59
  El Guapo: Look!
• 1:16:01
  Ron Pascoe: They weren't worry.
• 1:16:02
  El Guapo: I kind of tune in to politics. I haven't even heard of her. I don't know who has what she looks like.
• 1:16:06
  El Guapo: Gee!
• 1:16:07
  El Guapo: She's like.
• 1:16:07
  Testecleese: Cute cute cute woman, check it out 1st one Democrat overhaul question, mark.
• 1:16:12
  El Guapo: Okay. But I'm saying like, I'm fucking tuned in like my very, a little bit better than most people.
• 1:16:19
  El Guapo: But I haven't heard about this? Who the fuck is talking about this shit like this?
• 1:16:24
  Testecleese: A whole bunch of these guys.
• 1:16:26
  El Guapo: Barbell was talking about getting rid of the fucking Socialists.
• 1:16:29
  Testecleese: And the aggressive, who are pushing the trans. Stuff and everything all.
• 1:16:33
  El Guapo: Yes. Then you got David Hogg, who want to fucking, kick every fucking old fart in there. It doesn't go with his
• 1:16:41
  El Guapo: by a lime.
• 1:16:41
  Testecleese: It's it's funny, because Hog was saying, how
• 1:16:44
  Testecleese: we're going to primary you all, you old farts that don't see the new way.
• 1:16:49
  Testecleese: So go ahead and resign. Now. One Senator already said he's not going to run again because of the.
• 1:16:54
  Brian McFadden: Durban.
• 1:16:55
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:16:55
  Testecleese: There you go, Dick Durham!
• 1:16:56
  El Guapo: He was the second one after Chuck Schumer.
• 1:16:59
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:17:03
  Testecleese: they're trying to talk about trying to reclaim the party for the working family. And that's not helping with the migrants and the
• 1:17:11
  Testecleese: we're gonna help everyone. We're gonna give everyone money from the taxpayer. Meanwhile the people that are working are going what the fuck I'm the taxpayer, you know.
• 1:17:20
  Brian McFadden: I don't want to pay for everyone.
• 1:17:22
  Ron Pascoe: You've got to look at it the way the Democrats they're going to be fractured for years and years and years. But the way it is. They've been inbred this way for how many decades
• 1:17:30
  Ron Pascoe: the way they've been going down this one path towards.
• 1:17:33
  Testecleese: Basically, I was, gonna I would say.
• 1:17:35
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, right? So you look at that. That's at least 2 decades.
• 1:17:39
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, my God, I'm so old.
• 1:17:40
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:17:41
  Ron Pascoe: Maybe even more, maybe even more.
• 1:17:43
  El Guapo: No 5 times a day.
• 1:17:45
  Testecleese: I don't know Clinton Clinton.
• 1:17:48
  Testecleese: This Clinton was trying to reduce the size of government. He had a plan to bring us back to net 0 on budget.
• 1:17:56
  Testecleese: I liked that, and now but that got overthrown as soon as Bush took office.
• 1:18:02
  Testecleese: Senior.
• 1:18:03
  El Guapo: With the fucking 9, 11, and just government got inflated.
• 1:18:07
  Testecleese: I'll cut him some slack on that one. He had to respond to 9, 11.
• 1:18:11
  El Guapo: Yeah. But
• 1:18:13
  El Guapo: the fucking Radicals took over like Nancy Pelosi, and just she kind of will sit in the background waiting for her turn.
• 1:18:21
  Testecleese: Well, what's funny? You say that?
• 1:18:23
  Testecleese: It's funny. You say that because Pelosi was one of the ones saying we need to tariff China reciprocally.
• 1:18:27
  El Guapo: Yeah, but this is talking points. I never fucking. Did it.
• 1:18:32
  Testecleese: No, because the Democrats know if they actually fix these fucking problems, they can't campaign on it next time.
• 1:18:37
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, that is.
• 1:18:38
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:18:39
  Testecleese: Just like.
• 1:18:39
  Ron Pascoe: That's right. They can't turn it around. It can be fractured for years to come.
• 1:18:45
  Testecleese: Well, just like the medical industries like there's more
• 1:18:47
  Testecleese: money in treating a disease than curing it right.
• 1:18:53
  Testecleese: But there's a Florida Democrat
• 1:18:56
  Testecleese: Who's saying the party is dead and is announced. A party change on the Senate floor.
• 1:19:02
  Testecleese: and I say that. But this is their local government, not Federal.
• 1:19:06
  Testecleese: Jason Pizo. He's a State minority leader.
• 1:19:10
  Testecleese: He's leaving the Democrat party because the party's dead.
• 1:19:15
  Testecleese: Damn fucking Florida so.
• 1:19:18
  Brian McFadden: I bet he's not a registering Republican.
• 1:19:21
  El Guapo: Ultra Magon.
• 1:19:22
  Testecleese: Not, maybe no. But how many Democrats that are in high positions? Did we watch? Say, I'm not a Democrat anymore? But they made a big deal out of what 2 Republicans that left the party, and one of them was Liz Cheney.
• 1:19:36
  Ron Pascoe: There were never Republicans, money.
• 1:19:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, you exactly. That's a rhino, anyway.
• 1:19:40
  Brian McFadden: Lisa Murkowski left the party too.
• 1:19:42
  Testecleese: Markowski. There you go, Tim Walls, man! He can't learn his lesson, can he?
• 1:19:50
  El Guapo: I don't know what. After that fucking, beating dude, I would just die in the background, you know. Let me retire. Just be happy.
• 1:19:57
  Testecleese: He should. But he's saying that Trump's administration is all about gulags and chaos.
• 1:20:03
  Testecleese: Do you remember when his, the biggest city in his state was burning to the ground. His wife.
• 1:20:09
  El Guapo: Kenosha, Kenosha.
• 1:20:09
  Testecleese: Is no Minnesota.
• 1:20:13
  Brian McFadden: Minneapolis.
• 1:20:14
  El Guapo: In the app.
• 1:20:14
  Testecleese: Minneapolis was burning down. His wife actually made it a point of going out on
• 1:20:19
  Testecleese: online and on TV, saying she opened the window to smell the burning tires. Yeah.
• 1:20:25
  El Guapo: Wi-fi.
• 1:20:25
  Testecleese: Because it was the smell of freedom, and it's like your city's burning down, and you're supporting it, and you're in charge.
• 1:20:33
  Brian McFadden: Well, see, he's ag.
• 1:20:35
  Ron Pascoe: See what he's doing. He's trying to sue trump
• 1:20:38
  Ron Pascoe: to get men back into female sports.
• 1:20:41
  Testecleese: Why.
• 1:20:43
  Testecleese: it's funny. You say that, too. Actually, Matina Nevatolova, one of the biggest anti-trump people, especially on trans stuff, has finally come around to men and women's sports like, no, maybe you're right on this one, actually.
• 1:20:54
  Testecleese: And anyone who doesn't know who she is. She's a tennis player.
• 1:20:58
  Testecleese: or and she's like 65 now, like.
• 1:21:00
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:21:01
  Testecleese: Keeps. Remind me how old I am, because I remember hearing her name in the news back in the day.
• 1:21:06
  Testecleese: and I couldn't.
• 1:21:07
  Brian McFadden: Today, yesterday.
• 1:21:09
  Ron Pascoe: Wasn't Billy Jane King, was it.
• 1:21:12
  Testecleese: No, Martina Nevatilova.
• 1:21:14
  Ron Pascoe: I'm not Tina.
• 1:21:16
  Testecleese: And and check this out. I just saw Andre Agassiz name show up in the news.
• 1:21:22
  El Guapo: Is it like a M.
• 1:21:23
  El Guapo: His son, or something like that?
• 1:21:25
  Testecleese: No, actually, Andre, and not playing tennis. He
• 1:21:29
  Testecleese: is in the finals for pickleball.
• 1:21:32
  El Guapo: Oh, that's right!
• 1:21:33
  El Guapo: Hi!
• 1:21:36
  El Guapo: I never played pickleball.
• 1:21:38
  El Guapo: My God!
• 1:21:39
  Testecleese: Man's too old to play competitive tennis. He was one of the best in the world at 1 point. Didn't he compete against Mcenroe.
• 1:21:46
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, yeah.
• 1:21:47
  El Guapo: I understand. Recently, too, Mcelroy. Was it like somewhere else?
• 1:21:51
  Testecleese: John Mcenroe was the one who used to like chuck his tennis racket, and, like.
• 1:21:55
  El Guapo: Doing something else down like I heard his name somewhere else.
• 1:21:59
  Testecleese: I've seen them acting more than anything lately.
• 1:22:01
  El Guapo: No. Okay.
• 1:22:03
  Testecleese: John Mcenroe.
• 1:22:03
  Ron Pascoe: In baseball or something? Didn't he act in baseball.
• 1:22:06
  Testecleese: He probably was honestly baseball was funny. That was South Park.
• 1:22:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, he was in freaking. Anyways. John Adam Sandler movie, too.
• 1:22:18
  Testecleese: Anyway, Democrat or former Democrat right here from West Virginia.
• 1:22:23
  Testecleese: the one that no, I'm sorry.
• 1:22:26
  Testecleese: Not the one here from Virginia.
• 1:22:29
  Testecleese: I'm sorry the guy in New York that Aoc displaced Crowley
• 1:22:34
  Testecleese: is saying that Aoc doesn't have a real chance on it. As a national candidate. She has no real opportunity to be a President. United States.
• 1:22:42
  El Guapo: Don't say that loud.
• 1:22:44
  El Guapo: Let her let her keep going. Let her keep going.
• 1:22:49
  Testecleese: I don't understand what just happened here.
• 1:22:51
  El Guapo: What do you mean?
• 1:22:52
  Testecleese: Yeah. All of a sudden there's a i got a link that's.
• 1:22:55
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah. Release. Long. Yeah.
• 1:22:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, but it's the same one I already have opened.
• 1:23:00
  El Guapo: Oh, okay.
• 1:23:01
  Testecleese: So I'm just oh.
• 1:23:03
  El Guapo: Let Aoc keep going. Let her keep going.
• 1:23:07
  Testecleese: I know, although she might become Senator in New York.
• 1:23:11
  El Guapo: I don't think she got that's a goal she wouldn't gonna run for President. She's 35 now. She's an old hag.
• 1:23:17
  Ron Pascoe: Okay.
• 1:23:18
  Testecleese: Oh, well.
• 1:23:20
  El Guapo: Yeah, she got to 2028. So probably that.
• 1:23:22
  Testecleese: She's got a chance to
• 1:23:25
  Testecleese: be Senator. I don't know if the entire State of New York's gonna vote for her, though.
• 1:23:29
  Brian McFadden: I don't think so.
• 1:23:32
  Testecleese: I don't think so either, and if
• 1:23:35
  Testecleese: I don't, I got a feeling her own district doesn't know who she is.
• 1:23:38
  Testecleese: I mean, from what I've seen people doing interviews.
• 1:23:42
  Testecleese: They don't like her, anyway, but she keeps getting elected because.
• 1:23:46
  Testecleese: yeah, that big, long link, Brian apparently is the same one that Aoc one.
• 1:23:52
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:23:53
  Testecleese: I don't know where how that showed up, though, like.
• 1:23:56
  Testecleese: anyway. But Carville was calling for the Democrats to stop.
• 1:24:00
  Testecleese: This woke garbage. Stop this
• 1:24:06
  Testecleese: basically what Aoc is doing and actually, he's upset in particular that Carville.
• 1:24:11
  Testecleese: it was saying that Aoc and Bernie Sanders.
• 1:24:18
  Testecleese: they're they're flying around with their, you know. Stop the oligarchy tour right.
• 1:24:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:24:24
  Testecleese: Flying on a plane that costs 15,000 a private jet that costs $15,000 an hour
• 1:24:31
  Testecleese: like oh, we got to stop the rich people. Let me get on my private jet and fly to the next city and say the same thing.
• 1:24:38
  Testecleese: If you're not rich and paying for this aircraft. Who is? Is it the taxpayers.
• 1:24:44
  Brian McFadden: Is it.
• 1:24:44
  Testecleese: People donating to your party who
• 1:24:48
  Testecleese: and let's be real. The Democrats have been the party, the rich for
• 1:24:51
  Testecleese: at least 10 years now, right.
• 1:24:55
  El Guapo: Probably 20 ever since fucking China, opened the doors for fucking.
• 1:25:03
  Testecleese: Yeah oop.
• 1:25:05
  Testecleese: John Kerry was involved in that, wasn't he?
• 1:25:10
  Testecleese: Opening.
• 1:25:11
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:25:11
  Testecleese: Yup, no, yeah. Nick's gosh.
• 1:25:13
  El Guapo: Nixon.
• 1:25:14
  Testecleese: I was more okay. I'm saying more reason than that. When they said.
• 1:25:18
  Testecleese: if we open the doors to trade with China, China will become democratic. Yeah, capitalist democratic. But it would turn into them, becoming communist and using slave labor.
• 1:25:28
  El Guapo: Yeah, seventies, or something like that.
• 1:25:32
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing, too, is a lot of people aren't realizing that
• 1:25:36
  Testecleese: China has publicly stated that they expect to be the only world superpower by 2048.
• 1:25:43
  Testecleese: They said, everyone else will either be supporting China or have been defeated.
• 1:25:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, well, how's that working that for them right now?
• 1:25:50
  Testecleese: Well, that's why Trump's instead of going to war with these assholes, let's cripple their economy.
• 1:25:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, because the master didn't. Fucking create their own consumer base. They just created their own export.
• 1:26:06
  El Guapo: They don't consume anything they import. I mean they produce. So now they're hurting.
• 1:26:13
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, Newsom is now saying that China has. I'm not sorry not China. California
• 1:26:19
  Testecleese: has surpassed Japan as the 4th largest economy in the world.
• 1:26:24
  Testecleese: I would just like to point out there's like
• 1:26:27
  Testecleese: 5,000 people in California that are actually like bringing in money to the State, and everyone else is in basically in poverty.
• 1:26:33
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:26:34
  Ron Pascoe: And shitting on the roads. Yeah.
• 1:26:37
  Testecleese: Highest poverty rate besides West Virginia.
• 1:26:40
  Testecleese: But that's because there's like you're either a logger or a miner in West Virginia for the most part.
• 1:26:47
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:26:48
  Testecleese: And he is hoping that gun manufacturing picks up here because of these new laws passed. Maybe Smith and Wesson will move out of tennis Kentucky, to.
• 1:26:57
  Brian McFadden: That's not. That's not gonna happen.
• 1:27:01
  Testecleese: No, because they just moved out of Massachusetts. If they were, gonna do it, they would have done it.
• 1:27:05
  Brian McFadden: I work.
• 1:27:06
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:27:08
  Ron Pascoe: You know what was amazing when Newsome cleaned up the streets.
• 1:27:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, for the Chinese.
• 1:27:13
  Testecleese: For the Chinese to show up. Yeah.
• 1:27:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:27:17
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we'll be.
• 1:27:19
  Testecleese: That exactly. That proved that it could be done. They didn't care to do it until the fucking Communist leader showed up.
• 1:27:26
  Ron Pascoe: Yep, and it looked like downtown beijing when they, when they had all finished.
• 1:27:30
  Testecleese: Hmm?
• 1:27:30
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Well, the Chinese flags.
• 1:27:33
  Testecleese: Ryan, I'm sure you heard about this. The the Minnesota Tesla Vandal.
• 1:27:39
  Brian McFadden: Yes, I think I should.
• 1:27:41
  Testecleese: Tell me about it.
• 1:27:41
  Brian McFadden: Or is there an article similar to this?
• 1:27:47
  Brian McFadden: yeah, the the Vandal is gonna he's going to go into the diversion program instead of getting actual charges.
• 1:27:58
  El Guapo: Yeah, because it was a fucking team. Walls.
• 1:28:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's on the staff of the Governor of Minnesota, so he thinks he's above the law.
• 1:28:09
  El Guapo: Yeah. Well, I thought.
• 1:28:11
  El Guapo: this is that like, I thought it was fucking terrorist fucking crime. Isn't that Federal.
• 1:28:18
  Brian McFadden: The Federal could pick it up. But right now it's being handled by the.
• 1:28:23
  El Guapo: A lot.
• 1:28:23
  Brian McFadden: Journey.
• 1:28:24
  Brian McFadden: Soros, district attorney, you know, paid for by Soros, so.
• 1:28:34
  El Guapo: Well, whatever I mean.
• 1:28:37
  El Guapo: Oh, what the Minnesota so fucked up.
• 1:28:43
  Brian McFadden: I ain't getting no better either.
• 1:28:44
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:28:48
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:28:49
  Testecleese: Well that frustrates the crap out of me. This diversion thing they're talking about.
• 1:28:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:28:54
  El Guapo: How about? Usually, after you get charged with a crime?
• 1:28:59
  El Guapo: No, right beforehand.
• 1:29:02
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's just a message. Oh, no. You know what Federal government step in. Let's bring in terrorism charges.
• 1:29:08
  Brian McFadden: We talked about that right before you came back. Yeah, definitely.
• 1:29:12
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:29:13
  Testecleese: It's just it's oh, no, she's like, Oh, recidivism, you know. You're more likely to reoffend after going to prison dude. This dude keyed a bunch of cars on video and.
• 1:29:25
  Brian McFadden: For the love of God. We all know by now. Teslas have fucking cameras in them right?
• 1:29:30
  Brian McFadden: Don't know where I'm.
• 1:29:31
  El Guapo: Apparently this idiot did it.
• 1:29:34
  Testecleese: So that makes it okay.
• 1:29:36
  Testecleese: And how do you not know by now this shit's all over the Internet with videos of these guys doing this shit.
• 1:29:41
  El Guapo: She's aiding and beating this fucking criminal. She's defending.
• 1:29:45
  Ron Pascoe: You really want to put an end to it? You know what you've got to do. You've got to go after these politicians that are encouraging them.
• 1:29:51
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing.
• 1:29:52
  Ron Pascoe: All these politicians out there speaking about and carrying on Jasmine.
• 1:29:55
  Testecleese: Need to vote him out of office. But the problem is a lot of these fucking morons that vote for him genuinely think that they're picking up the cause.
• 1:30:04
  Brian McFadden: The.
• 1:30:04
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, the districts are going to keep on voting back in.
• 1:30:08
  Testecleese: The problem is, these folks have nothing to fight against, and they want to feel like they're burning their bras in the sixties and seventies or.
• 1:30:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:30:17
  Testecleese: You know, defending freedom in the world like the forties, you know.
• 1:30:22
  Testecleese: Dude, you've had it so good for so long
• 1:30:25
  Testecleese: that you don't like some that someone's trying to save you money. So you're gonna key someone else's car.
• 1:30:32
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, most of the Democrats want them, too, because a lot of Democrats support him because they're bloody.
• 1:30:38
  Ron Pascoe: They're environmental, friendly.
• 1:30:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, and actually put this out on Facebook. Recently, I was like, I've never been so glad to have a gas guzzling 5.7 liter hemi engine
• 1:30:50
  Testecleese: then right now.
• 1:30:51
  Testecleese: because at least no one's gonna spray paint my car for destroying the environment. At this point.
• 1:30:55
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:30:57
  Ron Pascoe: Go go! Put a Republican sticker on your friendly Democrats. Bloody Tesla.
• 1:31:03
  Testecleese: Oh, I love it too. People are taking the Tesla emblems off them and putting like Audi symbols on them. And I was like anyone who's confused anyone who's
• 1:31:12
  Testecleese: distracted or falls for this is a fucking moron.
• 1:31:16
  El Guapo: You talk about the Democrat side. So, yeah.
• 1:31:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 1:31:21
  Testecleese: No, exactly. Exactly. Guava. These guys don't know what's going on. They don't know what these cars are.
• 1:31:27
  Testecleese: and they're the ones who went and told everyone. If you don't buy one, you're an evil person, and you're you're a Nazi. Now, if you own one, you're a Nazi
• 1:31:36
  Testecleese: like you can't win with these assholes, so don't even try.
• 1:31:39
  Testecleese: So go ahead and buy that fucking. Go ahead and buy that RAM 1,500 bighorn package
• 1:31:45
  Testecleese: and say, fuck it and get 15 miles to the gallon.
• 1:31:48
  Brian McFadden: Yup!
• 1:31:50
  Ron Pascoe: What did him all say? Go and use some bloody, blossing, blossing line and bloody rip your thing off.
• 1:31:57
  Testecleese: He was the one who was all excited when Tesla Stock went down. Every time I need to pick me up. I just look at the Tesla stock. I'm like Dude.
• 1:32:03
  Testecleese: Your State has more stock in Tesla than Elon Musk does. You are hurting your own employees in the State with their pension.
• 1:32:12
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:32:13
  El Guapo: Because there's a fucking.
• 1:32:15
  Brian McFadden: Does not care.
• 1:32:15
  Testecleese: Fucking, moron.
• 1:32:17
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, everybody.
• 1:32:18
  El Guapo: Voted for this. You know what you bought it.
• 1:32:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, you get what you voted for, you know.
• 1:32:26
  Testecleese: No, exactly. Exactly. You get what you deserve. You deserve this because you voted for it, and.
• 1:32:32
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:32:32
  Testecleese: Well, I didn't know any better then. Maybe you shouldn't have voted if you didn't know what was going on right.
• 1:32:37
  Ron Pascoe: What did Kevin Leary say about Tim Walt? He said he must be the dumbest politician he knows.
• 1:32:42
  Testecleese: Kevin Leary, Hector.
• 1:32:46
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:32:47
  Ron Pascoe: Like from shopping.
• 1:32:47
  El Guapo: The cherry.
• 1:32:48
  Testecleese: Oh, Kevin O'leary.
• 1:32:50
  El Guapo: Older.
• 1:32:51
  Ron Pascoe: O'leary. Yeah.
• 1:32:52
  El Guapo: Yeah, Mr. Wonderful.
• 1:32:56
  Testecleese: I've been watching him. I've been watching him a lot lately. His news appearances. I'm just laughing my butt off.
• 1:33:02
  El Guapo: Have it!
• 1:33:03
  Testecleese: Money, too.
• 1:33:04
  El Guapo: Him and the fucking the the guy from Cnn. Scott
• 1:33:09
  Testecleese: Jennings.
• 1:33:10
  El Guapo: Dennis.
• 1:33:11
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, I've got Jacob! He's killing it, isn't he?
• 1:33:13
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, he's fucking hilarious dude.
• 1:33:15
  Testecleese: All right, and he blows them up, too.
• 1:33:17
  El Guapo: I know he need to have his own show, Dude, but it's him and fucking Gutfeld. They need to get together, or something. Dude.
• 1:33:25
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, mate!
• 1:33:26
  Testecleese: Gunpelled, actually blew up his own network recently.
• 1:33:29
  El Guapo: Really.
• 1:33:31
  Testecleese: Well, they did a fox poll, and he's like, let's he's like, let's be real. He's like we look at fox polls. We look at Cnn polls. He's like, maybe there's a little bias on both sides with our viewers.
• 1:33:42
  Testecleese: and everyone's all upset at him like.
• 1:33:44
  El Guapo: Guy makes a good point, you know.
• 1:33:46
  El Guapo: like let him be funny dude like.
• 1:33:49
  Testecleese: Gutfeld. That's the thing is, Gutfeld's a funny guy.
• 1:33:51
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:33:52
  Testecleese: Know if I don't know if you are aware. Remember Maxim Magazine.
• 1:33:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:33:56
  Testecleese: He used to be the senior editor for that magazine.
• 1:33:59
  El Guapo: No fucking way that used to be my magazine back in the.
• 1:34:02
  Testecleese: My God, and stuff.
• 1:34:05
  Ron Pascoe: There we go!
• 1:34:06
  El Guapo: Accent is pretty much it.
• 1:34:07
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, dude and no nudity. But there's always like a fold out centerfold thing of a gorgeous woman in a bath.
• 1:34:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:34:15
  Testecleese: You know what I mean, and then shit. I learned how to roll a joint for maximum magazine.
• 1:34:20
  Testecleese: It was actually how to how to roll a joint, and I was like, Oh, oh, okay.
• 1:34:24
  El Guapo: Yeah. Thanks. Gut, Bill.
• 1:34:26
  Ron Pascoe: But hasn't he got the number one ranking now? Hasn't he got the number one ranking late night shows.
• 1:34:32
  El Guapo: Probably, yeah.
• 1:34:33
  Testecleese: On cable news.
• 1:34:36
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, and cable. Yeah, he's he's flogging kimmel and all that, isn't he?
• 1:34:40
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 1:34:40
  El Guapo: No, no.
• 1:34:41
  Testecleese: But then you go and look at online stuff like Tucker Carlson, and like Tim Pool
• 1:34:49
  Testecleese: and Joe Rogan, and they're getting 3 times the viewership.
• 1:34:52
  El Guapo: Yeah, but not like what they're looking for, like the comedy side, for from it, you know.
• 1:34:59
  Ron Pascoe: Like no.
• 1:34:59
  El Guapo: Because I don't. I don't got Fox, but I look for gut feeling that on Youtube, just to find.
• 1:35:04
  Testecleese: His monologue's hilarious.
• 1:35:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:35:08
  Ron Pascoe: How about Tim Pill? Did you see him in the bloody White House the other day?
• 1:35:11
  Testecleese: I was just gonna say.
• 1:35:12
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:35:13
  Testecleese: He's in the White House, and he asked a question about like, Why is the media lying so much? And what are you going to do about it.
• 1:35:21
  Testecleese: Did you see, Hasan Pico respond to him?
• 1:35:24
  El Guapo: About the fucking suits and stuff.
• 1:35:26
  Testecleese: Well, he brought up the suit. He's like, you're not wearing his shoes like. I'm also not asking for 3 trillion dollars. Asshole
• 1:35:31
  Testecleese: right office.
• 1:35:34
  Testecleese: Nobody.
• 1:35:35
  Testecleese: Tim asses like, you know, the talk they brought up the Covington kids, and they, you know this and that, whoever because now they're saying Maryland man.
• 1:35:44
  Testecleese: and that's just not true. And Hassan Pike is like, oh, he's not. He's not a Maryland man, he's not. What is he from? Like? DC. Like motherfucker. He's an El Salvadorian citizen.
• 1:35:54
  El Guapo: No, if you.
• 1:35:55
  Testecleese: Know this.
• 1:35:55
  El Guapo: If it was an American city, it would say right away, American citizen.
• 1:36:00
  Testecleese: And that's the thing that they're trying to mislead you with. Maryland man. Yeah.
• 1:36:03
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:36:04
  Testecleese: And Brian, in case you don't know who San Piker is, which I know you don't. He is the. This isn't going to help you much, but he's the nephew of Sank Uger, one of the co-founders of the Young Turks.
• 1:36:14
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:36:14
  Testecleese: But but remember, we played that game podcast. Or terrorist.
• 1:36:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:36:21
  Testecleese: Hassan Piker was the Podcaster in that game.
• 1:36:26
  Testecleese: So any of the quotes that were from a Podcaster instead of a terrorist was Hasan piker. He's the one who said, Go ahead and kill all the Jews.
• 1:36:37
  Testecleese: anyway.
• 1:36:38
  Testecleese: Anyway, new York City woman has also been charged with a
• 1:36:45
  Testecleese: I hate crime for these Cybertruck.
• 1:36:50
  Testecleese: vandalism! I guess the word I'm looking for
• 1:36:53
  Testecleese: turns out she's a family therapist
• 1:36:57
  Testecleese: telling people how to deal with their anger and issues and stuff like that. It's like you're right. The right way to deal with your anger is to definitely destroy someone else's property, because that's healthy, right?
• 1:37:09
  Brian McFadden: Probably gonna have a hard time getting clients in the future.
• 1:37:13
  Testecleese: Look. Maybe not, but you might lose your license over this from whatever board it is that gives out
• 1:37:21
  Testecleese: these. I don't know what board it is that does therapy, but.
• 1:37:26
  Brian McFadden: It depends on the state.
• 1:37:29
  Testecleese: Maybe. But isn't there like a national thing for like medical and all these other things?
• 1:37:35
  Testecleese: Maybe maybe you're right. Maybe it is state. I'm not sure I haven't looked into it enough.
• 1:37:40
  Brian McFadden: Why not?
• 1:37:42
  Testecleese: Let's bring up armies. I don't care enough.
• 1:37:47
  Testecleese: Let's bring up Crockett again, because that that woman won't leave the news. Huh!
• 1:37:50
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:37:53
  Testecleese: Now she's talking shit about Elon. He ain't no genius. He's an idiot.
• 1:38:00
  Testecleese: He's the richest man on the planet.
• 1:38:03
  Testecleese: and you have to fake a black scent dude.
• 1:38:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Her accent changes all the time.
• 1:38:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, just like Aoc and Hillary Clinton, right?
• 1:38:12
  Testecleese: I don't feel no ways tired no more.
• 1:38:19
  Testecleese: But yeah, she's like he's an idiot. I was like the dude's worth more money than everyone you know combined. And I'm gonna assume. You know, the President United States.
• 1:38:28
  Testecleese: you know.
• 1:38:30
  Testecleese: just like my brothers, like all these rich people need to pay more tax. I was like Elon Musk. He goes, yeah, exactly. You should pay more taxes like.
• 1:38:36
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 1:38:38
  Testecleese: like he pays more tax than you and everyone, you know combined. Yeah, your entire lives. He paid last year.
• 1:38:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, we just taxes his wealth. I'm like, what do you mean? He's saying he has to sell his stock to pay taxes.
• 1:38:53
  Testecleese: and he's like, Yeah, why not? I was like, because as soon as he sells his stock in
• 1:38:58
  Testecleese: Tesla. The value of Tesla goes down, and now I lose money, and so isn't everyone else who owns stock in Tesla? So you just destroyed my pocket by trying to tax someone else.
• 1:39:09
  Testecleese: He he doesn't get it, though he is.
• 1:39:12
  Testecleese: He's convinced his wife that Vermont
• 1:39:16
  Testecleese: just gives everybody checks every month and food stamps every month. That's just
• 1:39:22
  Testecleese: I was like, no, that's what happens to poor people. It's called.
• 1:39:27
  Testecleese: Well, she's a social worker. He doesn't work
• 1:39:31
  Testecleese: and he doesn't invest. He doesn't do anything. He's got.
• 1:39:35
  Testecleese: You got an inheritance.
• 1:39:37
  Testecleese: and or she got inheritance. They bought 40 acres in Vermont. He's got 40 acres of maple trees
• 1:39:44
  Testecleese: won't even make his own maple syrup.
• 1:39:47
  El Guapo: What a dumb man.
• 1:39:48
  Ron Pascoe: He'd run a small little company with that.
• 1:39:51
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 1:39:51
  Testecleese: What I said. I was like you could be selling this shit all the way down the coast of the United States. People would love homemade vermont. Maple syrup.
• 1:39:59
  Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:39:59
  Ron Pascoe: Export it, make a few extra dollars.
• 1:40:01
  Testecleese: I even said that I was like the world knows Vermont makes the best maple syrup.
• 1:40:05
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:40:07
  Testecleese: But he's like, it just sounds like so much work. And I was like, and this is why you are nowhere.
• 1:40:11
  Testecleese: This is my.
• 1:40:12
  Testecleese: you are on welfare. He refuses to put in the littlest. He's always had a get rich, quick scheme, you know.
• 1:40:20
  Testecleese: and.
• 1:40:22
  Ron Pascoe: You know there's a legal.
• 1:40:24
  Testecleese: I love my brother, but he's just. He's never put in the effort, you know.
• 1:40:31
  Testecleese: and he well, he's the one who told me that Socialism was a great idea. I'm like Dude, you're literally saying, take from those who have and give to those who do not. But the problem is
• 1:40:42
  Testecleese: you.
• 1:40:43
  Testecleese: He's like, what do you mean? You do nothing, and you expect to take a piece of my paycheck to pay for your 40 acres
• 1:40:50
  Testecleese: when I own less land.
• 1:40:52
  El Guapo: Well, you know what they should. He should share the 4 acres to everybody else.
• 1:40:56
  Testecleese: What I told him is, he's like, Oh, my house! What do you mean? My house? You mean our house?
• 1:41:02
  Testecleese: He didn't. He didn't like that.
• 1:41:03
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:41:04
  Testecleese: He's like. No, it's mine I bought. It's like, no, no, no, you're a Socialist. There's no such thing as my property.
• 1:41:08
  El Guapo: This our house.
• 1:41:09
  Testecleese: It's our problem.
• 1:41:13
  Testecleese: them off. And I was like, I don't know. This is literally what you tell, but he also thinks that welfare and in any kind of government assistance in any manner is Socialism, not
• 1:41:24
  Testecleese: real Socialism, because he's never bothered to look into this shit and find out what it actually is, you know.
• 1:41:29
  Testecleese: But again he's getting food stamps, and they're giving them cheese and all this other stuff.
• 1:41:35
  Brian McFadden: You don't get government cheese anymore, you do in Vermont. Oh, thank you very much.
• 1:41:41
  El Guapo: All the cows, all the cows.
• 1:41:44
  Brian McFadden: They get it from Ben and Jerry's.
• 1:41:47
  Testecleese: Dude. Did you see the shit going on with Ben and Jerry's and.
• 1:41:50
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:41:51
  Brian McFadden: -
• 1:41:52
  El Guapo: Oh, the unilever! Yes.
• 1:41:54
  Testecleese: They're demanding unilever. Sell back Ben, and Jerry's to them, and Unilever's like no fuck you and you better stop this woke garbage or we're gonna stop giving you the what 20 million dollars a year we give you.
• 1:42:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's not.
• 1:42:07
  Testecleese: Ellen. Well, here's the thing, Unilever. They're making the. They make the dove soap right.
• 1:42:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, they use other stuff. Iced tea and stuff like that.
• 1:42:15
  Testecleese: The newborn and just the soap.
• 1:42:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, they they do a lot of stuff. Yes, yeah.
• 1:42:21
  Testecleese: Dove, they make dove and Dove actually had to change.
• 1:42:24
  El Guapo: Iced tea like oh.
• 1:42:29
  Testecleese: All right. Well, once they bought better Jerry's. They stopped going from a
• 1:42:34
  Testecleese: attractive people in their commercials for their their soap, commercials to big, heavy, heavy women going.
• 1:42:41
  Testecleese: You're still beautiful. Buy our product. And like that's because you want them to stuff their face with Ben and Jerry's and still buy yourself.
• 1:42:51
  Brian McFadden: Well unilever owns all kinds of shit.
• 1:42:54
  El Guapo: Yeah, they do. They got a plane over here in Suffolk. I've been there.
• 1:42:58
  Testecleese: I was just pointing out there they do dub as well.
• 1:43:00
  El Guapo: T. And fucking. Yeah.
• 1:43:05
  Testecleese: So I guess the enterprises are about to be retired.
• 1:43:10
  El Guapo: No, the just the
• 1:43:13
  El Guapo: they shut. They shut their fucking elevators, lock in place and stuff like that. They just get in the proposal. Just make another move, that's all it is.
• 1:43:23
  Testecleese: What are they going to do with it? Just put it in the.
• 1:43:27
  El Guapo: They're gonna they're gonna take whatever they're creating out of it to cannibalize it. And just I don't know. After that.
• 1:43:36
  Testecleese: I mean, I understand. But
• 1:43:37
  Testecleese: same time it might not be a bad idea to keep that thing in operating condition.
• 1:43:41
  Brian McFadden: It's not operating condition anymore.
• 1:43:43
  El Guapo: No, they're gonna make another. Yeah. In a.
• 1:43:45
  Brian McFadden: There's always another enterprise being built.
• 1:43:48
  Testecleese: True. True, you're right. You can't have more than one enterprise, but at the same time.
• 1:43:52
  El Guapo: I think this is the 1st one or the second one.
• 1:43:53
  Testecleese: We've busted out battleships since they've been retired right.
• 1:43:58
  Brian McFadden: Can't have it anymore, either.
• 1:44:00
  Brian McFadden: Why not?
• 1:44:01
  El Guapo: I need to.
• 1:44:02
  Brian McFadden: We're all floating museums now.
• 1:44:04
  El Guapo: No, I think we need to bring back a bottle ship and make up one or 2.
• 1:44:08
  Testecleese: Well, especially if we're going to go to war with Iran.
• 1:44:12
  Testecleese: Just bombed the fuck out of them with
• 1:44:15
  El Guapo: 8 inch, 12 inch guns.
• 1:44:17
  Testecleese: Exactly, and that's the thing is like, oh, it'll be. Iran won't be an issue dude. It's not flat land, it's mountainous. You can't just fly over and drop a bomb
• 1:44:25
  Testecleese: to bombard the shore and send the Marine Corps in. You know.
• 1:44:30
  Testecleese: But
• 1:44:31
  Testecleese: I still think something terrible is going to happen with Iran and the United States, and I don't want to be involved at all, but I don't think we have much of a choice at this point.
• 1:44:39
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:44:40
  Testecleese: Anyway, we brought up the army commander. Where was it, Sweden
• 1:44:46
  Testecleese: that refused to put the picture of trump.
• 1:44:53
  El Guapo: What is it with all this female fucking commanders dude? They cannot follow orders.
• 1:44:58
  Testecleese: And that's the thing it's like, if it turns out
• 1:45:01
  Testecleese: at 1st I go. Oh, we didn't have the new pictures to put in, so we left it. Blank turns out they did. They just turned them around backwards.
• 1:45:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, this was Wisconsin.
• 1:45:10
  Testecleese: What?
• 1:45:12
  Brian McFadden: She was a garrison cancer commander of Fort Mccoy, Wisconsin.
• 1:45:17
  Testecleese: I could have swung. This is in Sweden, or something.
• 1:45:20
  El Guapo: No, no.
• 1:45:22
  Brian McFadden: The Iceland commander lost her job.
• 1:45:24
  El Guapo: That's the one.
• 1:45:25
  Testecleese: That's where I was thinking, okay, all right.
• 1:45:28
  Testecleese: all right. So another one. Then.
• 1:45:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:45:32
  Testecleese: Exactly dude like you can't. If you can't follow an order as simple as
• 1:45:36
  Testecleese: you always have the chain of command on the wall right.
• 1:45:40
  Testecleese: What happens when it comes down to real orders? Are you going to say no, thanks.
• 1:45:45
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:45:46
  Testecleese: That's yeah. And there was the one at Greenland that sent out the email blast.
• 1:45:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:45:50
  Testecleese: I don't like the Vice President, and he's like, Oh, you're fired too.
• 1:45:54
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:45:56
  Testecleese: Come on like.
• 1:45:58
  Brian McFadden: It's okay to have your personal opinions when you keep them to yourself.
• 1:46:02
  Ron Pascoe: But.
• 1:46:03
  Testecleese: You know.
• 1:46:05
  Ron Pascoe: 12, 9.
• 1:46:05
  Testecleese: A court martial for something like this. If you, when you were enlisted right.
• 1:46:09
  Brian McFadden: Enlisted person. Yeah.
• 1:46:13
  Testecleese: And they keep telling us how World War 3 is coming. But these people won't follow basic orders.
• 1:46:19
  Testecleese: And you know, I hear a lot of civilians like. Oh, whatever does it make? They're allowed to? It's like, no, you're not allowed to. You sign away your rights when you sign up.
• 1:46:27
  Testecleese: I don't think the average person understands that you sign away your right to free speech when you join the service.
• 1:46:33
  Testecleese: You cannot go out there and say, I don't like the President. Here's why it is against the law.
• 1:46:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you're not allowed to go any rallies or political events in your uniform either.
• 1:46:44
  Testecleese: No, you correct, you can go, but you may not show. Bring a uniform. You may not even I.
• 1:46:50
  Brian McFadden: Identify as a military person.
• 1:46:52
  Testecleese: Correct, because the military supposed to be neutral, all they do is follow orders.
• 1:47:00
  Testecleese: and if your soldiers and your sailors and your airmen cannot follow orders. How are you ever ever going to win a war.
• 1:47:07
  Ron Pascoe: Never sent.
• 1:47:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. Well, guess we'll find out soon enough. Huh?
• 1:47:14
  Testecleese: And now some army soldier or former soldier.
• 1:47:20
  Testecleese: I think we talked about this Guy when he got arrested, but he's being sentenced, or he was sentenced.
• 1:47:25
  Brian McFadden: You got a sentence now.
• 1:47:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, and I don't. What was the sentence? Do you know.
• 1:47:31
  Brian McFadden: Oh, it's funny!
• 1:47:32
  Testecleese: Secret military documents to the Chinese.
• 1:47:35
  Brian McFadden: And he knew what he was doing. He admitted that he knew that he was
• 1:47:39
  Brian McFadden: Collect. He conspired to collect and transmit national defense information and export them unlawfully to China.
• 1:47:48
  Brian McFadden: He did it for 2 years, almost 2 years.
• 1:47:52
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:47:54
  Brian McFadden: And he did it for $42,000.
• 1:47:59
  Testecleese: $42,000, and you signed your life away less than a year's pay.
• 1:48:04
  El Guapo: Well, fucking pretty guilty dude fuck.
• 1:48:09
  Testecleese: Guillotine dude. What the fuck man.
• 1:48:12
  El Guapo: Recently.
• 1:48:13
  Testecleese: Again. It's not treason. We're not at war.
• 1:48:16
  El Guapo: Send it to a foreign adversary. Okay, you're right.
• 1:48:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, but we're not at war, so I mean, the best you can get is sedition.
• 1:48:23
  Brian McFadden: You got 7 years.
• 1:48:25
  El Guapo: Holy fucking shit.
• 1:48:26
  Testecleese: Like enough.
• 1:48:28
  El Guapo: Hold on! No, no, we're not.
• 1:48:29
  Brian McFadden: He's only 25 years old.
• 1:48:32
  El Guapo: Oh, my God! He gonna get up by fucking 32 years old.
• 1:48:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, I say, he'll be 32. That's still pointy young. I say, pointy young to do something, but good luck finding a job anywhere when you were put in prison
• 1:48:42
  Testecleese: for this.
• 1:48:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, nobody's gonna hire you.
• 1:48:45
  El Guapo: Well, he went to jail for selling cigarettes. Yeah, in the higher.
• 1:48:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, Kfc is like, we're not telling you our secret recipe.
• 1:48:52
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:48:53
  Brian McFadden: No Kfc for you.
• 1:48:56
  Brian McFadden: Sell it to the Chinese.
• 1:48:59
  Brian McFadden: You go to Popeye's what?
• 1:49:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Number one, China number 1 1 time.
• 1:49:07
  El Guapo: You're the Kfc. Special. We got a recipe now.
• 1:49:12
  Testecleese: 7 years isn't enough. That guy should be looking at least 20 years
• 1:49:17
  Testecleese: especially, I mean, I don't think people understand what the Chinese are doing. They
• 1:49:20
  El Guapo: No, they don't. That's why they gave me 7 years.
• 1:49:23
  Testecleese: Well, they're stealing a lot of IP.
• 1:49:26
  El Guapo: Intellectual properties.
• 1:49:28
  Testecleese: Exactly intellectual property. Do you know, they're literally
• 1:49:33
  Testecleese: bringing people over here, and they're stealing ears of corn and bringing it back to China.
• 1:49:39
  Brian McFadden: They can have the Santo Monsanto.
• 1:49:43
  Testecleese: Well. But China doesn't understand how our crops are so plague, resistant, and how they can handle
• 1:49:49
  Testecleese: the the droughts and everything like I don't understand what's going on. So they're bringing it back home and studying. And it's like
• 1:49:56
  Testecleese: what the hell.
• 1:49:57
  El Guapo: Just buy from us.
• 1:49:59
  Testecleese: Exactly. Just buy the fucking year of corn right.
• 1:50:02
  El Guapo: Yeah, like you can study on your own. You don't have to steal it.
• 1:50:05
  Ron Pascoe: No! You fly out here.
• 1:50:07
  Testecleese: You sign some shit with China, saying, I promise to come back to China. Here's what I'm gonna do. You come to school in the United States.
• 1:50:13
  El Guapo: No, but we sell the grades to them like here. Use the grade, whatever you can study it. You don't have to come over here and make a whole fucking inspire thing about it. We literally sell it to you. That shit. You can study.
• 1:50:24
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:50:26
  El Guapo: There's nothing IP about it like probably one or 2 things about whatever you know.
• 1:50:31
  Testecleese: I mean it is intellectual property. You can't. Just a prime example is, if you own a cornfield of natural corn.
• 1:50:38
  Testecleese: monsanto corn. The wind blows the Monsanto corn pollinates your corn. You owe Monsanto money for taking their their.
• 1:50:45
  Brian McFadden: Be their formula, yeah.
• 1:50:47
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 1:50:48
  Testecleese: Yeah. And it's like dude. That was literally nature.
• 1:50:52
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:50:52
  Testecleese: Like I had nothing to do with the wind blowing in your.
• 1:50:55
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:50:55
  Testecleese: You shouldn't have planted your crop so close to mine.
• 1:50:59
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 1:51:00
  Testecleese: But you know they genetically engineered their corn.
• 1:51:03
  El Guapo: And a good way.
• 1:51:06
  Brian McFadden: No, of course not.
• 1:51:07
  Ron Pascoe: Good.
• 1:51:10
  Brian McFadden: That's why we can't sell our crops in the EU, because we love our Gmos here in America.
• 1:51:16
  Ron Pascoe: Or to Australia.
• 1:51:19
  Testecleese: True, but when?
• 1:51:20
  Ron Pascoe: We won't take it in here.
• 1:51:21
  Testecleese: We still grow corn.
• 1:51:24
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we we won't take anything like that here in Australia.
• 1:51:28
  Testecleese: And you won't take Usda Usda beef, either.
• 1:51:33
  Ron Pascoe: Gave because I.
• 1:51:35
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:51:35
  Ron Pascoe: Lee Monsanto. Stuff.
• 1:51:37
  Testecleese: American beef is so good I don't care what anyone says.
• 1:51:41
  Ron Pascoe: We've got some pretty good stuff here, too, mate.
• 1:51:43
  Testecleese: I'm not saying otherwise. I'm just saying these American cows are delicious dude.
• 1:51:48
  El Guapo: I haven't haven't had Bison yet, so I won't try that.
• 1:51:52
  Testecleese: Weisson's. Okay.
• 1:51:55
  El Guapo: Is it gaming.
• 1:51:56
  Testecleese: Is not as tender, but.
• 1:51:58
  El Guapo: Because it's all fucking muscle.
• 1:52:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. We fatten up the cows on these giant ranches, and we pump full of hormones.
• 1:52:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's the thing. People forget that fat is good. But.
• 1:52:11
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing is eating. Fat and getting fat are different.
• 1:52:14
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah. Eating fat is good, but getting fat is bad.
• 1:52:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, you need fat in your diet.
• 1:52:20
  El Guapo: Especially we need. I was watching Joe Rogan episode about this guy killer than moose.
• 1:52:28
  El Guapo: and he wanted to eat the brains because of the fattening.
• 1:52:32
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, it's funny the wife won't eat fat on me.
• 1:52:36
  Testecleese: and I will pick up my fork and chew on it for 20 min that big old gob on the side, and she's like that's disgusting like. It's so good.
• 1:52:42
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:52:43
  Testecleese: Good for you.
• 1:52:44
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:52:44
  Testecleese: She. 1st time I went out to Chili's with her back, when the baby back ribs were a big deal.
• 1:52:50
  Testecleese: And she saw me snap a rib in half and suck out the marrow.
• 1:52:54
  El Guapo: Oh, bone! Marrow is good, too.
• 1:52:56
  Testecleese: Yeah. She almost threw up her dinner, and I was like, it's so delicious. It's.
• 1:53:00
  El Guapo: It's fucking good for you.
• 1:53:02
  El Guapo: It's so good for you, and it's delicious.
• 1:53:05
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:53:06
  Testecleese: But everyone looks at you like you're crazy when you eat this stuff like that.
• 1:53:09
  El Guapo: No, that's what you need. Brain fucking bone, marrow, and fat.
• 1:53:13
  Brian McFadden: That's how you keep the cancer away.
• 1:53:15
  Testecleese: Just don't eat human brain, because that'll give you Kuru.
• 1:53:18
  El Guapo: Unless you see a name reporter.
• 1:53:21
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, thank you so much
• 1:53:25
  Testecleese: that dude's career ended, didn't it?
• 1:53:27
  El Guapo: Who I forgot who it was. But yeah.
• 1:53:29
  Testecleese: Exactly exactly the guy who ate human.
• 1:53:32
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:53:32
  Testecleese: In Africa.
• 1:53:34
  El Guapo: It's like, Hey.
• 1:53:34
  Testecleese: Dude. What's the.
• 1:53:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, assuming, brain.
• 1:53:38
  Testecleese: What's the matter with you, dude? You ain't human. That's not okay.
• 1:53:43
  Testecleese: But anyway, it looks like China is looking to suspend their tariff on the Us. That
• 1:53:51
  Testecleese: shit's going bad in China. I keep seeing news reports going either way on this one.
• 1:53:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:53:56
  Testecleese: But everything I'm seeing from outside the United States, like Cnn.
• 1:53:59
  Testecleese: China's economy is spiraling.
• 1:54:02
  El Guapo: Yeah, because they never produced their own consumer. Just.
• 1:54:06
  Testecleese: Well, the entire world is turning their back on China right now.
• 1:54:09
  El Guapo: Yeah, but they never all consumed their own product like
• 1:54:13
  El Guapo: they never fucking, built anything for Chinese. They just built everything for everybody else. Oh.
• 1:54:18
  Testecleese: Going to take.
• 1:54:19
  El Guapo: Hey, and to build everything for America, so nobody else don't know the fucking language besides America, English.
• 1:54:24
  Testecleese: Let's be. Let's be real here. The Americans are the number one consumer on the planet. We buy more products.
• 1:54:30
  El Guapo: We can decide who we want to buy from.
• 1:54:33
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 1:54:34
  Testecleese: We'll we'll buy Australian instead, you know.
• 1:54:36
  El Guapo: Yeah, we buy fucking Vietnamese system, or whatever.
• 1:54:39
  El Guapo: It's only by NATO. How is that
• 1:54:41
  El Guapo: the purchasing power? And then you, fucking realized.
• 1:54:43
  Brian McFadden: Well only by UK.
• 1:54:46
  Testecleese: Well, I mean.
• 1:54:48
  El Guapo: Who how much they don't get the purchasing power like we do.
• 1:54:51
  Testecleese: Does Australia? What what vehicles does Australia make.
• 1:54:56
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we've got a few mate. We've got fords. Well, a lot of Asian vehicles here, too. Toyota is a big seller.
• 1:55:02
  Testecleese: Do you guys have a car brand? That is Australian.
• 1:55:09
  Ron Pascoe: No, we.
• 1:55:09
  Brian McFadden: They got the Yugo.
• 1:55:11
  Ron Pascoe: Holden's no longer made. We used to have a Holden car.
• 1:55:15
  Testecleese: Oh, I didn't know they still existed.
• 1:55:17
  Ron Pascoe: No, mate. No, it's shut down. Jim hates. Put them over.
• 1:55:21
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:55:22
  Ron Pascoe: Gmh. Took it over and then cut it all out. So there goes. The Australian made car.
• 1:55:27
  El Guapo: Toyota got smart. He was like, you know what? I'm going to put a plan in every fucking place I sell.
• 1:55:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:55:33
  Ron Pascoe: And you just get smarter, too.
• 1:55:34
  Testecleese: Minute.
• 1:55:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, now, taken over.
• 1:55:38
  El Guapo: Yeah. And then they cannot be like, Hey, you can put tariff on me, like, Hey, I build products here. Okay, you're right. Okay.
• 1:55:43
  Testecleese: All right. Yeah. Well, exactly. Toyo is building their cars in the United States. So there's no tariff on buying a toyota. Yeah.
• 1:55:49
  El Guapo: Oh, like high price, tariff and stuff, whatever.
• 1:55:52
  Testecleese: But we've got a few American cars out here, too. Now.
• 1:55:56
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:55:56
  Ron Pascoe: You don't see more American cars out here.
• 1:55:59
  Brian McFadden: You got the Cybertruck.
• 1:56:02
  Ron Pascoe: Not yet. They might be down places like Sydney and Melbourne.
• 1:56:07
  Testecleese: Yeah. I'm sure you can.
• 1:56:08
  Ron Pascoe: They might have a couple down there.
• 1:56:09
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:56:09
  El Guapo: They get it cheaper dude like they're not the 75,000 like, yeah, that's it.
• 1:56:14
  El Guapo: Think it's like a hundred 1,000. I thought.
• 1:56:16
  El Guapo: it depends like well, no, the Cybertruck, but Tesla itself is getting cheaper and cheaper.
• 1:56:21
  Brian McFadden: That there was a electric car company came out with a $20,000 truck.
• 1:56:27
  El Guapo: Rivia.
• 1:56:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and there, there's no radio. There's no digital screens. It's the bare bones.
• 1:56:35
  Brian McFadden: Ev truck.
• 1:56:37
  Testecleese: Just to buy.
• 1:56:38
  Ron Pascoe: Oops!
• 1:56:39
  Testecleese: The problem with that is a truck like a real truck.
• 1:56:44
  Brian McFadden: Well, it looked like a truck, too. It didn't look like this.
• 1:56:47
  Testecleese: Cyber, drug.
• 1:56:47
  Brian McFadden: The cyber truck with the weird back on it. You know.
• 1:56:50
  Testecleese: How you do any real work in an electric truck, and not just.
• 1:56:53
  El Guapo: Just for sure, though it's just.
• 1:56:56
  Ron Pascoe: Isn't a truck.
• 1:56:58
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:57:00
  El Guapo: fuck it honestly, I was warming up to Tesla the sedans and stuff. He came out with this fucking cybertruck like dude. What the fuck decided the Ps. 2. Guy.
• 1:57:12
  Testecleese: I'll lower cross. Ps 2, just
• 1:57:15
  Testecleese: yeah. I know it does. Look, it does look like a.
• 1:57:17
  El Guapo: Tom Raider Fucking.
• 1:57:18
  Testecleese: A 16 bit video game, vehicle.
• 1:57:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:57:22
  Testecleese: But in defense of the Cybertruck, their biggest selling point is not the truck capability of the vehicle.
• 1:57:29
  Testecleese: It's the battery.
• 1:57:31
  Testecleese: You can plug in a cybertruck and power your to your house, and not not charging the truck, but powering your house and power your entire house for like a week.
• 1:57:42
  Brian McFadden: Well, you got new Fords. Ford trucks can do that, too.
• 1:57:47
  Testecleese: Well, good for Ford for competing with Tesla. Honestly.
• 1:57:50
  Testecleese: that's why we need competition there
• 1:57:53
  Testecleese: in front of Ford. All you want. They refuse the government bailout. They build it in America. They invented the moving assembly line. Ford has always been a step ahead of everyone else.
• 1:58:03
  El Guapo: No to the cyber truck.
• 1:58:07
  El Guapo: and there was a luxury for a while like, Hey, you want a Cybertruck luxury super tax on that shit.
• 1:58:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, what are you gonna do with a Cybertruck? Besides, be fancy and wealthy.
• 1:58:16
  El Guapo: When you tax it would be impossible to compete without it. Yeah, nobody's going to buy that shit.
• 1:58:22
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, what really? What are you gonna do? The Cybertruck? Besides, have a giant battery? If that's the case.
• 1:58:26
  El Guapo: Yeah, let's.
• 1:58:26
  Testecleese: Fucking, fucking generator and putting S. 10.
• 1:58:30
  El Guapo: Yeah, no fuck. This, I think a ranger, the a full Ranger.
• 1:58:35
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, I was just gonna say, I love the S. 10. But the Ranger is pretty nice, too.
• 1:58:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, I like the 4 Rangers, like, now, I want a 90, a 90 Ranger dude.
• 1:58:44
  Ron Pascoe: They don't be in the quarter.
• 1:58:46
  El Guapo: I take it.
• 1:58:46
  Brian McFadden: I used to know. I own the 90 Ranger.
• 1:58:49
  El Guapo: Oh, shit! I will.
• 1:58:51
  Brian McFadden: In the nineties. I bought it new.
• 1:58:53
  El Guapo: A fucking El Camino right now.
• 1:58:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, I love.
• 1:58:59
  Brian McFadden: I know where you can. I know where you can buy one.
• 1:59:02
  El Guapo: No, I'm I'm broke. I'm bankrupt, but.
• 1:59:04
  Testecleese: Want for it, and what she.
• 1:59:06
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, but they're a big seller here. The Ford Rangers.
• 1:59:09
  Brian McFadden: The American flag wrapped on it!
• 1:59:11
  Testecleese: Of course it does. I've seen that a thousand times.
• 1:59:16
  Testecleese: Love my dodge. RAM 1,500.
• 1:59:19
  Testecleese: The the things are monster. It gets real work done, I
• 1:59:23
  Testecleese: I pulled a fucking stump out of the ground with this thing.
• 1:59:26
  El Guapo: Yeah, they are.
• 1:59:27
  Testecleese: I put it in full wheel load. Truck. Didn't care, you know.
• 1:59:34
  Testecleese: Granted I did soak the earth with the hose for about 45 min 1st to make the roots come out easier.
• 1:59:41
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:59:41
  Testecleese: But, man, it pulled this thing right out of the ground. I was like dude. This truck's a monster.
• 1:59:46
  Testecleese: all right.
• 1:59:47
  Testecleese: Granted. I don't drive it around a whole lot because the gas mileage sucks. That's why we also have a Chevy. Well, we have a Chevy Malibu, too.
• 1:59:54
  El Guapo: A Malibu.
• 1:59:55
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:59:56
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:59:56
  Testecleese: And.
• 1:59:57
  El Guapo: Good.
• 1:59:58
  Testecleese: Oh, dude that thing gets.
• 2:00:01
  El Guapo: My exo.
• 2:00:01
  Testecleese: Mileage.
• 2:00:02
  El Guapo: My ex sold a fucking malibu like. Why.
• 2:00:06
  Testecleese: It's a nice ride, isn't it?
• 2:00:07
  El Guapo: I know it's nice, like good mileage on it.
• 2:00:11
  Testecleese: It's funny.
• 2:00:12
  El Guapo: She bought the Chevy, she she! Because I bought the Chevy her. She went to get a Chevy Rab, or something like that.
• 2:00:20
  El Guapo: It's like S. Should be fucking.
• 2:00:23
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, see, I'll drive the 1,500 down into town.
• 2:00:27
  Testecleese: Because it's like a 10 min, drive down a mountain and then back up the mountain.
• 2:00:30
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:00:31
  Testecleese: But if I'm going further than that, I get in the Malibu. But here's the crazy thing. Dude.
• 2:00:36
  Testecleese: You drive around this big honking pickup truck. Right? Then you get in a Malibu. It feels like your ass is sitting on the street.
• 2:00:42
  El Guapo: Yep, that's so long.
• 2:00:44
  Testecleese: You're like. This is weird, like my legs are stretched out in front of me, and so.
• 2:00:47
  El Guapo: Dude. Honestly, I hate it. When the new fucking Suv mustang came out.
• 2:00:53
  El Guapo: but now that my knee hurts it to get in and out vehicles like, you know what? That stuff doesn't look bad. Now, yeah.
• 2:01:01
  Testecleese: I got us
• 2:01:01
  Testecleese: I got a side rail on my pickup truck. I have to step up onto to get into my truck.
• 2:01:07
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:01:08
  Testecleese: And then the Malibu I had to like get down and.
• 2:01:10
  El Guapo: But yeah.
• 2:01:11
  Testecleese: Car.
• 2:01:13
  El Guapo: I'm fine like.
• 2:01:15
  Brian McFadden: President Trump said early on this week that he would be going to the Pope's funeral, and he arrived today for the funeral.
• 2:01:24
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 2:01:26
  Testecleese: and again we mentioned this. Early spoke to Zelensky for the 1st face-to-face conference since he got kicked out of the oval.
• 2:01:33
  Brian McFadden: And both sides have said it was very productive, so.
• 2:01:38
  Ron Pascoe: That both sides are pretty close to
• 2:01:41
  Ron Pascoe: ending the war as well too.
• 2:01:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't.
• 2:01:44
  Brian McFadden: Poon doesn't want to end the war. Poon's happy with the war continuing.
• 2:01:48
  Testecleese: The Russians are, have hold so much more leverage right now. There's no way they are ready to concede anything.
• 2:01:54
  El Guapo: Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!
• 2:01:55
  Testecleese: Give us what we wanted to start.
• 2:01:57
  El Guapo: So you say, Putin want to continue the war? Who's going to back him up? China? China's in fucking trouble right now?
• 2:02:02
  Testecleese: What they were. No, yeah.
• 2:02:04
  Brian McFadden: Doesn't need anybody.
• 2:02:06
  El Guapo: No, he used North Korean bloody missiles, that last attack, that trump went off about the.
• 2:02:11
  Testecleese: Yes, that's.
• 2:02:11
  El Guapo: North Korea missile. Do you trust North Korean missiles.
• 2:02:14
  Testecleese: Well, that's.
• 2:02:15
  Ron Pascoe: Probably what you used.
• 2:02:16
  Testecleese: Thing is the bombardment that just happened on Kiev.
• 2:02:21
  Testecleese: north. Korea claimed they were North Korean missiles, and so did Russia.
• 2:02:28
  Testecleese: Okay?
• 2:02:29
  Testecleese: I mean that Kiev got bombed.
• 2:02:30
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:02:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:02:31
  El Guapo: But nobody knows. North Korean misses. Okay.
• 2:02:33
  Testecleese: It was North Korean weaponry.
• 2:02:35
  Brian McFadden: Wouldn't that be a declaration of war against North Korea?
• 2:02:39
  Testecleese: North Korea's already sent troops to the front lines, and
• 2:02:43
  Brian McFadden: And the Russians killed him.
• 2:02:45
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:02:45
  Testecleese: And they killed themselves.
• 2:02:51
  Testecleese: I don't see Putin give ending this war.
• 2:02:55
  Brian McFadden: I don't either.
• 2:02:56
  Testecleese: At least what they came in to get.
• 2:02:59
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're gonna get what they get. But it just.
• 2:03:02
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's what Zelenky said.
• 2:03:04
  El Guapo: Whatever.
• 2:03:05
  Brian McFadden: Giving up the land.
• 2:03:06
  El Guapo: China.
• 2:03:08
  Ron Pascoe: I reckon Trump's put the pressure on. Trump's put the pressure on putin. He's just not saying it. He doesn't want to put putin down because he knows Putin's egotistical, like most leaders, are.
• 2:03:17
  Testecleese: Blew him up on truth. Recently.
• 2:03:20
  Ron Pascoe: I know, I know. But look what he's done to Zelensky over Bloody Putin. He's given Zelensky a bigger, harder time than what he has. Buddy Putin.
• 2:03:28
  Testecleese: That's because putin' on asking him for 3 trillion dollars at a time.
• 2:03:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and I'm wait. I'm still waiting to see this, the final
• 2:03:35
  Brian McFadden: memorandum of understanding for the rare Earth minerals we're getting from Ukraine.
• 2:03:42
  Testecleese: Didn't they?
• 2:03:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was Mcdonald.
• 2:03:44
  Brian McFadden: They promised the UK. First.st
• 2:03:47
  Testecleese: So.
• 2:03:49
  Brian McFadden: The Uk. Ain't providing the
• 2:03:52
  Brian McFadden: the military support that we are.
• 2:03:56
  Testecleese: And that's the thing man is. Europe's like, Oh, we're gonna do this and this it's like, well, then, fucking, do it.
• 2:04:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:04:02
  Testecleese: Reach, reach into your pocket instead of demanding the United States. Do it, you know.
• 2:04:06
  Brian McFadden: I mean, they're back to talking about the European army. Glow ahead. Do it? Have more.
• 2:04:11
  Testecleese: Go ahead. I'm not. We're not gonna stop. You.
• 2:04:13
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:04:14
  Testecleese: Right.
• 2:04:15
  Testecleese: But what is.
• 2:04:16
  Brian McFadden: Europe can't. The different European countries can't get along long enough to have a long standing European country.
• 2:04:23
  Brian McFadden: a war army.
• 2:04:25
  Testecleese: Correct. And what France is talking about giving Ukraine a nuclear weapon.
• 2:04:31
  Brian McFadden: That's a great idea.
• 2:04:33
  Testecleese: That is such a terrible idea.
• 2:04:36
  Ron Pascoe: Get knocked on the head big time.
• 2:04:38
  Testecleese: Them one nuke, and they use it. What happens to Ukraine if they drop a nuke on.
• 2:04:42
  Brian McFadden: None of this would have happened if they still had their nukes from the Soviet Union.
• 2:04:48
  Testecleese: I will say the United States did play a part in them, giving up their nukes.
• 2:04:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. We fucked them.
• 2:04:53
  Testecleese: We did. We fucked him hard.
• 2:04:55
  Ron Pascoe: Without a rubber.
• 2:05:00
  Testecleese: And but the thing is that was they're saying, oh, well, we promised them we would do this, is it? Yeah. 1st of all. What was that.
• 2:05:05
  Testecleese: Baker? 30 years ago.
• 2:05:08
  Brian McFadden: It was Reagan era.
• 2:05:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, no, it was the Soviet Union fell in what 94.
• 2:05:15
  Brian McFadden: Reagan was President.
• 2:05:17
  Ron Pascoe: No. In the eighties.
• 2:05:18
  Testecleese: 4.
• 2:05:19
  Ron Pascoe: In the eighties.
• 2:05:21
  Testecleese: No, I swear. Soviet Union, like 94.
• 2:05:24
  Brian McFadden: Bill Clinton Baker was the Secretary of State, so
• 2:05:29
  Brian McFadden: he's the one that promised Ukraine that we'd be with him for thick and thin forever if they gave up their nukes.
• 2:05:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, the thing is, you can't.
• 2:05:37
  Testecleese: My father cannot promise my actions right.
• 2:05:43
  Brian McFadden: Well, that means the American word means nothing.
• 2:05:47
  Testecleese: I don't give a fuck.
• 2:05:48
  Testecleese: I'm not going to go to war and die because someone 30 years ago said.
• 2:05:55
  Testecleese: Give up your nuclear weapons.
• 2:05:58
  Testecleese: Okay, using that philosophy, what do we do with Taiwan?
• 2:06:03
  Testecleese: We're going to protect Taiwan only because they make microchips.
• 2:06:08
  Brian McFadden: We're moving microchips to America.
• 2:06:10
  Ron Pascoe: In America ready to start a production.
• 2:06:13
  Testecleese: And once that happens honestly, I don't give a fuck about Taiwan because Taiwan is actually the true, the true government of China.
• 2:06:21
  Testecleese: I don't know if everyone's aware of that.
• 2:06:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they fled China when Communism came to power, and that's where they went. Taiwan.
• 2:06:28
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 2:06:29
  Testecleese: But why? Why should we get involved? And what? The second largest
• 2:06:37
  Testecleese: military power on the planet? Maybe 3, rd biggest against an island the size of fucking Rhode Island.
• 2:06:45
  Brian McFadden: Rhode Island's got some cool stuff.
• 2:06:47
  Testecleese: Yeah. But Taiwan's itty bitty.
• 2:06:50
  Testecleese: They're gonna hold off China.
• 2:06:53
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, with our aegis cruisers. We gave them.
• 2:06:57
  Testecleese: China has more weapons on one ship than Taiwan hat.
• 2:07:01
  Brian McFadden: They don't have our technology.
• 2:07:04
  Testecleese: No, but they got some decent tech, and they have enough of it
• 2:07:06
  Testecleese: to flat out, overwhelm them. And you know it even with even with a 19 fifties technology, China could just bombard them with old school cannons
• 2:07:18
  Testecleese: from ships, and there's nothing Taiwan could do to stop it
• 2:07:24
  Testecleese: and don't get me wrong. I don't want that to happen.
• 2:07:27
  Testecleese: But why should I go to war and die for this?
• 2:07:33
  Testecleese: And I understand the arguments of Oh, American war is no good or evil.
• 2:07:36
  Testecleese: Do like.
• 2:07:39
  Testecleese: I've heard more than once that like not getting involved doesn't work. Look at World War one world war, 2. Yeah, actually, let's look at World War one world war 2. All right.
• 2:07:47
  Testecleese: World went to war, the United States stayed out of it until we were forced to get involved. And look what happened after both of them United States took over the fucking planet.
• 2:07:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:07:57
  Testecleese: Let's do it again. Let's let the world destroy itself. Then come in after clean up the fucking mess and say, All right, here's how it's gonna go now.
• 2:08:06
  Testecleese: It's worked more than once, hasn't it?
• 2:08:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but that usually means we have to spend a ton of money to do it.
• 2:08:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's going to cost less money to get involved at the end of the war and end it
• 2:08:18
  Testecleese: than it is to get involved at the beginning, and fund the whole fucking thing through the whole goddamn fight.
• 2:08:27
  Testecleese: I don't know me.
• 2:08:29
  Testecleese: Maybe this is my libertarian showing up, but I'm saying.
• 2:08:33
  Testecleese: not my chair, not my problem.
• 2:08:37
  Testecleese: You guys don't get that reference, do you?
• 2:08:40
  Ron Pascoe: No, I agree with you. I think the best thing that trump's done is stayed right out of it.
• 2:08:45
  Brian McFadden: He took us out of all the foreign conflicts.
• 2:08:49
  Testecleese: Well.
• 2:08:50
  Testecleese: I'm gonna get to it in here in a minute. But before we get to this, the other thing that I want to talk about with what's going on in the world
• 2:08:58
  Testecleese: as we're trying to negotiate peace.
• 2:09:01
  Testecleese: which I don't think is gonna happen.
• 2:09:03
  Testecleese: Rubio said the same thing. Or was it Rubio.
• 2:09:07
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 2:09:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, said the same thing as I don't see an off ramp here.
• 2:09:12
  Testecleese: A Russian general just got blown up in a car bomb.
• 2:09:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:09:16
  Testecleese: In Moscow.
• 2:09:19
  Testecleese: This is not the 1st car bomb we've seen in Moscow either. Now this could have been domestic terrorism that we don't want to be involved in the war.
• 2:09:26
  Testecleese: but it happened to be when trump was in the country.
• 2:09:31
  Testecleese: This this does not look good, does it.
• 2:09:34
  Brian McFadden: Well, only Trump was in. His envoy was in the country.
• 2:09:37
  Testecleese: You're right. His team was in the country. My apologies. You're right.
• 2:09:43
  Ron Pascoe: Get a movie.
• 2:09:46
  Testecleese: As a
• 2:09:48
  Testecleese: as trump is saying, Go ahead, EU, build up your own defense, build your own army, get your missiles ready.
• 2:09:54
  Testecleese: The Kremlin's coming out saying, like, you know what? I'm ready to nuke people if you guys do this. And I
• 2:09:59
  Testecleese: I just don't want to be involved in a nuclear war.
• 2:10:02
  Testecleese: I don't see an end that's not gonna suck for everyone on the planet.
• 2:10:09
  Testecleese: I really don't.
• 2:10:13
  Testecleese: I mean, I luckily live on the
• 2:10:19
  Testecleese: western side of the Appalachian Mountains.
• 2:10:21
  Testecleese: So even if DC gets nuked, I'm not going to get hit with radiation
• 2:10:26
  Testecleese: is who's gonna nuke West Virginia like this?
• 2:10:29
  Testecleese: Oh, you're gonna stop us from building new houses. There's no more trees.
• 2:10:35
  Testecleese: but I still don't want to see nuclear weapons being dropped, and I think a direct conflict in Russia is only going to end a nuclear war.
• 2:10:45
  Testecleese: and maybe I'm crazy for thinking that. But I don't see another outcome.
• 2:10:49
  El Guapo: No.
• 2:10:50
  Ron Pascoe: I think you're going to see some guerrilla warfare before then.
• 2:10:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, Americans are great at that. At least they used to be the so the Revolution.
• 2:11:01
  Testecleese: That was how we won the Revolution. But at the same time we got our asses whooped in Korea and Vietnam by guerrilla warfare, didn't we.
• 2:11:08
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, yeah.
• 2:11:11
  Testecleese: And then urban warfare kicked their asses. In Afghanistan, too.
• 2:11:15
  Testecleese: we got as embarrassed in Afghanistan as Russia did 15.
• 2:11:19
  Ron Pascoe: Russ.
• 2:11:19
  Testecleese: We got involved.
• 2:11:21
  Ron Pascoe: Russia got a bigger ass kick than what you guys did. There.
• 2:11:24
  Testecleese: You know what? Let those assholes kill each other?
• 2:11:27
  Testecleese: Right? Why, why is it our problem now? I understand.
• 2:11:32
  Testecleese: We went to Afghanistan looking for bin Laden, but he wasn't even Afghanistan, was he?
• 2:11:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:11:39
  Testecleese: Was he okay?
• 2:11:40
  Brian McFadden: That's where he. What he fled to was Afghanistan.
• 2:11:43
  Testecleese: We went in looking for weapons of mass destruction because of that was Iraq
• 2:11:48
  Testecleese: in Iraq, and they said, There's no weapons of mass destruction. And then the Boston bombing happened, and they called these
• 2:11:55
  Testecleese: pressure cooker bombs weapons of mass destruction, didn't they?
• 2:12:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:12:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, if a pressure cooker bombs a weapon of mass destruction, I guarantee you. Iraq has weapons of mass destruction.
• 2:12:10
  Brian McFadden: Well, if you want to define it by that. Yeah.
• 2:12:13
  Testecleese: Well, if we, we just sentenced this guy to death for weapons of mass destruction in the United States.
• 2:12:21
  Testecleese: I just where's the line? Right. Well, how do? How do the goalposts keep moving.
• 2:12:28
  Brian McFadden: That's what we're best at.
• 2:12:30
  Testecleese: It is, and that's where I say, don't get involved.
• 2:12:36
  Testecleese: Russia Ukraine is not our problem. This is something that was signed decades ago. Ukraine is literally translated to the borderlands.
• 2:12:46
  Testecleese: It's supposed to be a buffer zone between Russia
• 2:12:50
  Testecleese: and NATO, so they don't touch each other.
• 2:12:57
  Testecleese: Anyway, they're making nuclear threats. I just.
• 2:13:00
  Testecleese: I don't want to see even nuclear artillery going off, which I don't know. If you guys understand this, Russia has nuclear artillery. They could fire out of
• 2:13:07
  Testecleese: basically a cannon that'll just wipe out a battlefield, not a city block, you know.
• 2:13:14
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 2:13:15
  Testecleese: Anyway, where else I was going with this? Did you see this attack that happened in Kashmir, India?
• 2:13:21
  El Guapo: No.
• 2:13:23
  Testecleese: Terrorist attack.
• 2:13:25
  Testecleese: Many died. India has vowed to chase these people to the ends of the earth.
• 2:13:32
  Testecleese: They're Pakistani.
• 2:13:38
  Testecleese: India and Pakistan are both nuclear equipped.
• 2:13:41
  Brian McFadden: Yes, they are. Huh!
• 2:13:43
  Testecleese: Do we really need this conflict to happen.
• 2:13:45
  El Guapo: I mean, are they rogue fucking people, or the actual.
• 2:13:49
  Testecleese: They are a terrorist group.
• 2:13:50
  El Guapo: Okay. So it doesn't mean Pakistan itself.
• 2:13:53
  Testecleese: Well, is Pakistan going to allow these folks to come in and find these people or not?
• 2:13:59
  Testecleese: Okay?
• 2:13:59
  Testecleese: Pakistan helped us in our war on terror.
• 2:14:03
  Testecleese: We consider India an ally.
• 2:14:06
  Testecleese: So we can't get involved in this conflict at all, unless back.
• 2:14:09
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:14:10
  Testecleese: In and come find these folks right.
• 2:14:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, that would be the smart decision. But.
• 2:14:19
  Testecleese: Anything in here you want to talk about.
• 2:14:20
  El Guapo: Oh, they're talking about India and Pakistan. Then they just find the number.
• 2:14:26
  El Guapo: I'm 1 of the India most water here in United States, or something like that.
• 2:14:32
  Testecleese: Entirely possible. I do not know.
• 2:14:34
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, they found an Indian guy that was wanting. Wanted India for terrorists and shit.
• 2:14:40
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 2:14:41
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:14:42
  Testecleese: I was on a whim.
• 2:14:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's 1 of those things I just like mentioning that. Just forget about it. Move on because they don't want to talk about the mass migration that happened.
• 2:14:50
  Brian McFadden: I knew that was the article you're going to, and leftovers.
• 2:14:58
  Testecleese: Saw me click on it.
• 2:14:59
  El Guapo: No, I was
• 2:15:02
  Testecleese: Conversation, hasn't it?
• 2:15:06
  Testecleese: Gen. Z, right? Yeah, they're not drinking. They're not drinking booze like every other generation before them.
• 2:15:13
  El Guapo: You know.
• 2:15:13
  Testecleese: They're eating psychedelic mushrooms when they decide to get jacked up.
• 2:15:18
  Testecleese: And I just think it's hilarious because we keep talking about hallucinogens lately on this show.
• 2:15:24
  El Guapo: I think you're talking to yourself. But go ahead.
• 2:15:27
  Testecleese: No! How many we had talked about.
• 2:15:30
  El Guapo: Do we.
• 2:15:31
  Brian McFadden: It's in mushrooms. Yeah.
• 2:15:33
  El Guapo: We talk about it really bottom go, like, okay, let me let me know more.
• 2:15:37
  Testecleese: Government is starting to talk about using psychedelics to treat mental disorder.
• 2:15:42
  El Guapo: No.
• 2:15:43
  Brian McFadden: And every time you said Llc. Brian's like Lsd.
• 2:15:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, I couldn't get that canva to draw a picture of that. They said it was drug related. No.
• 2:15:54
  Brian McFadden: Oh, ha, ha! Ha!
• 2:15:57
  Brian McFadden: And then do you see here the Postal Department in Australia or Melbourne? Yeah, Australia, right.
• 2:16:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, that was in Australia. Yeah, I think it was in Australia.
• 2:16:09
  Brian McFadden: Where they showed up to a house party, delivered meal to a house party, had some vodka, and.
• 2:16:14
  El Guapo: Keep that over the mail.
• 2:16:17
  Testecleese: Just melt. This is the United States.
• 2:16:19
  Brian McFadden: Oh, it was Melbourne, Florida!
• 2:16:22
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:16:25
  El Guapo: The message.
• 2:16:26
  El Guapo: So you did. The hardcore dedicated to do the job.
• 2:16:29
  Testecleese: Well, he got arrested for Dui after getting busted, driving on the wrong side of the road. Apparently this postal worker forgot the steering was on the opposite side.
• 2:16:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's already on the opposite. She was correctly driving, but she was driving.
• 2:16:42
  Testecleese: But no, but drove on the wrong side of the road because of that.
• 2:16:45
  Brian McFadden: Too much fargo.
• 2:16:46
  Testecleese: Yeah. Got blasted on vodka. 1st of all, what time does your mail come.
• 2:16:52
  Brian McFadden: It doesn't. It varies every day now, because we don't have like a 1 set person that does it every day.
• 2:16:58
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:16:59
  Testecleese: Still before noon, probably.
• 2:17:00
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:17:01
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 2:17:02
  El Guapo: Mine could be like 6 in the afternoon, so.
• 2:17:04
  Testecleese: Morning.
• 2:17:05
  El Guapo: Oh, wow!
• 2:17:06
  Brian McFadden: Sometimes I'll get the pictures of my mail coming in, but don't get them until get the actual mail until, like the next day.
• 2:17:14
  Testecleese: Oh, that's weird!
• 2:17:15
  El Guapo: -
• 2:17:16
  Testecleese: I get my mail same about the same time every day, and I'm just thinking like I can't imagine. Maybe your mail shows up different times, because your postal work is going to house parties that.
• 2:17:24
  El Guapo: Maybe drunk.
• 2:17:29
  El Guapo: I saw this deal like, Oh, they gotta have a crack at this about the mail.
• 2:17:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, anyway.
• 2:17:37
  Testecleese: that's it's been shit 2 and a half hours. I got to start making these shorter, Brian. I
• 2:17:43
  Testecleese: keep throwing them out before.
• 2:17:45
  Testecleese: Well, last one was 3 h and 45 min.
• 2:17:48
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:17:50
  Brian McFadden: You wonder why I was passing out at the end of this? And I only had, like 4 beers on that show.
• 2:17:57
  El Guapo: You guys, you guys are lucky. I've been talking about heaviest corpus today.
• 2:18:01
  Ron Pascoe: Thanks.
• 2:18:02
  Ron Pascoe: That could be a new game. We do like. See how many beers it takes a brine to crash out.
• 2:18:08
  Testecleese: Let's let's pinch this turd off before it starts to stink for us.
• 2:18:12
  Brian McFadden: Yes, sir.