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- 0:01Speaker 1: Ninety six This Morning Freak Show.
- 0:03Speaker 2: Take a sip there of that ice coffee. It's a
- 0:06Speaker 2: good one today, A nice one. You got that today too?
- 0:10Speaker 2: You proud of yourself?
- 0:12Speaker 1: Yeah, good flavors and yeah everything it's nice, isn't all?
- 0:15Speaker 2: I did good today? What do you say I'm mad about?
- 0:18Speaker 2: I'm mad about an eighty six eight point six for it? Yeah, yeah,
- 0:22Speaker 2: I was gonna say eighty seven. Really, Yeah, it's right
- 0:25Speaker 2: in the same ballpark there. It's a good start.
- 0:27Speaker 1: Hey, watch out, everybody. Your boys got got ice coffee?
- 0:32Speaker 1: That's above an eight point five out of ten? Watch out?
- 0:35Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 0:36Speaker 2: Yeah, This morning, Good morning friends, It's Mikey and Bob
- 0:39Speaker 2: the Kiss Morning Freak Show. You might have to reel
- 0:41Speaker 2: me in today, Bob, I don't know your listeners. You
- 0:44Speaker 2: can either ride with me on this or you can
- 0:46Speaker 2: reel me into. I could talk about space and Artemis two.
- 0:52Speaker 2: I could talk about this for.
- 0:54Speaker 1: The rest of the show. How many hours until ten am?
- 0:56Speaker 1: How many?
- 0:57Speaker 2: As long as I can remember. I think probably I
- 1:01Speaker 2: went to bed. I was really tired yesterday. I went
- 1:03Speaker 2: to bed at like eight thirty, and it was on
- 1:06Speaker 2: from one pm to eight thirty. You didn't stop there.
- 1:09Speaker 2: It was just on the living room anytime I wanted
- 1:11Speaker 2: to watch it. And then when I was in the
- 1:13Speaker 2: kitchen doing stuff, you could hear, like you know, mission
- 1:16Speaker 2: control and stuff.
- 1:17Speaker 1: An. It was awesome. Man. I tried to.
- 1:23Speaker 2: I tried to convey yesterday on the show just how
- 1:25Speaker 2: big and important it was. Humans flew yesterday the farthest
- 1:31Speaker 2: from Earth that any of us have ever been in
- 1:34Speaker 2: the history of humanity. That happened yesterday, just middle afternoon.
- 1:38Speaker 2: I watched a good probably two hours. It was awesome.
- 1:43Speaker 2: It was I did they're all day and watch it,
- 1:45Speaker 2: but it was awesome. Yeah, I Uh, I didn't expect
- 1:49Speaker 2: to be in tears on the couch. My wife Jamie
- 1:53Speaker 2: was watching with me. She was in tears too, watching, uh,
- 1:57Speaker 2: watching the astronauts up there, and they dedicated the moon
- 2:02Speaker 2: crater to Carol, one of the astronauts wives who had
- 2:06Speaker 2: recently passed.
- 2:07Speaker 1: Dude, astronauts freaking rule man space. Ah, what a day yesterday. Man,
- 2:17Speaker 1: all right, maybe this maybe there's eight point six coffees
- 2:20Speaker 1: getting alright, I'm not charging charging up. You don't want
- 2:25Speaker 1: me charged up? This morning? Oh Man.
- 2:31Speaker 4: When I walked into the studio this morning, Mike told
- 2:33Speaker 4: me the astronauts, sorry, are my people?
- 2:36Speaker 1: Are my dogs dogs, dude, and they are astro dogs.
- 2:42Speaker 2: We'll get to all the important sort of parts that
- 2:45Speaker 2: people are talking about with Artemis too. Yesterday coming up
- 2:48Speaker 2: on the show, It's Kiss Morning Free Show. Mike You
- 2:50Speaker 2: Bob Kiss.
- 2:54Speaker 1: It's gonna be all morning here. It's gonna be all
- 2:58Speaker 1: morning Bob.
- 3:01Speaker 2: Bob already cannot handle astronaut Mikey today. Okay, uh, it
- 3:07Speaker 2: is the Kiss Morning Freak Show, Mikey and Bob. I
- 3:10Speaker 2: don't know off air, I'm a problem today because all
- 3:12Speaker 2: I'm talking about is space and everybody what you just said?
- 3:15Speaker 1: I just asked, Bob.
- 3:17Speaker 4: We were sitting here in silence, waiting waiting to talk,
- 3:20Speaker 4: right and I said, like you didn't see it?
- 3:25Speaker 1: I said, did you see those pictures of the moon yesterday?
- 3:28Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 3:29Speaker 1: Like, of course you did. I did a lot of
- 3:31Speaker 1: most of humanity was watching the moon yesterday. Did you
- 3:36Speaker 1: see his pictures in Moon? And then I tell Bob
- 3:40Speaker 1: it wasn't enough. I go, and you go, yeah, pretty cool, right,
- 3:46Speaker 1: yeah yeah? And then I go, it ain't just some
- 3:48Speaker 1: big great thing up there. I'm all in. I love
- 3:56Speaker 1: this stuff so much, you know, what I'm talking about though,
- 4:01Speaker 1: the moon. Yeah, I know exactly what. Yeah, like a
- 4:04Speaker 1: picture they took with they know it ain't just like
- 4:07Speaker 1: an all great moon. There's some collars in there.
- 4:12Speaker 6: It ain't all great love watching the moon pictures, dude.
- 4:15Speaker 6: I was watching that stream yesterday, man, I was all
- 4:19Speaker 6: into it. All right, let's get to a quick talkback
- 4:21Speaker 6: message here. Send them through the free iHeartRadio app brought
- 4:23Speaker 6: to us by the Pavement Group.
- 4:24Speaker 7: No, my gambab, it's trying checking in. Hey, So I
- 4:27Speaker 7: was thinking even if there was something on the back
- 4:31Speaker 7: side of the moon, you really think they're gonna tell
- 4:34Speaker 7: the general public about it?
- 4:35Speaker 1: Yeah, they will because I'm sitting there watching in my
- 4:37Speaker 1: living room. Dude. They can't hide it. I'm sitting there
- 4:40Speaker 1: watch all of It's real, it's all happening. It's this.
- 4:43Speaker 1: Ain't no conspiracy there. We're done with that. There's four
- 4:47Speaker 1: human beings that's your name's saying something up there. No,
- 4:52Speaker 1: they ain't talking about see. You know what they saw though,
- 4:56Speaker 1: The moon ain't just this big great thing. That's what
- 4:59Speaker 1: they saw up there. Okay, I'm gonna have a problem
- 5:01Speaker 1: with the Artemis two thing on the show today. All right,
- 5:04Speaker 1: this is one of those shows where Bob might have
- 5:07Speaker 1: to real me in because I am hype about space today.
- 5:12Speaker 1: All right, we got your chance to win TLC En
- 5:15Speaker 1: Vogue and Sultan Peppa tickets coming up this morning around
- 5:17Speaker 1: nine thirty. It's Mikey and Bob. I'm Bob.
- 5:24Speaker 2: To Brina Carpenter headlines Coachella Friday night, and then it's
- 5:28Speaker 2: what Bieber Saturday and Carol g On Sunday for the
- 5:31Speaker 2: first weekend of Coachella. I bring this up because we
- 5:34Speaker 2: were just doing Coachella research and we were just watching
- 5:38Speaker 2: the new Sabrina Carpenter House Tour video that came out yesterday.
- 5:43Speaker 1: Dropping a video going into Coachella. Not a bad idea.
- 5:46Speaker 2: Yeah, look, that's a fun video. Just some gals having fun.
- 5:51Speaker 2: You know, That's all that is right there, like a
- 5:53Speaker 2: fun party. Looked like a fun party. They break into
- 5:56Speaker 2: somebody's house to have a little fun. They steal a
- 5:59Speaker 2: Grammy and then they're on their way. Loss Tour Radio.
- 6:02Speaker 2: Weird to break in without pants on. Well, you're very Florida.
- 6:06Speaker 1: It is. Wow, that's a good point.
- 6:08Speaker 2: The house Tour video Sabrina Carpenter might have occurred in
- 6:11Speaker 2: Florida because of break in with no pants. That's the
- 6:14Speaker 2: state usually happens. It's mikey Abob the ninety six one
- 6:17Speaker 2: Kiss Morning Freak Show. Eh buckos, Hey, you can't win
- 6:21Speaker 2: them all, humbuckos.
- 6:24Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 6:24Speaker 2: Pirates lose to the Padres last night, five to nothing.
- 6:27Speaker 2: They stranded ten runners. Baba Chandler was pitching, he didn't
- 6:30Speaker 2: have a super great outing, He walked a bunch of batters,
- 6:34Speaker 2: was all upset about it. After the game, Pirates went
- 6:38Speaker 2: one for ten with runners in scoring position, left nine
- 6:41Speaker 2: men on base. So that's like a winnable game right there.
- 6:45Speaker 1: Like you just gotta you know that we can't have that,
- 6:48Speaker 1: not quite back to sell the team because there's still
- 6:51Speaker 1: one hundred and seventy something more games. But yeah, yeah,
- 6:55Speaker 1: that's the interesting thing about the Pirates season is like
- 6:59Speaker 1: it's painfully Yeah, you can't even get mad.
- 7:02Speaker 2: Like five game win streaks or five game losing streaks
- 7:06Speaker 2: is when you go, huh, that's the only time you really,
- 7:09Speaker 2: you know, pay attention to right. But yeah, there's a
- 7:11Speaker 2: lot of games, of course left in the season, but
- 7:14Speaker 2: it's schemes night tonight. By the way, I saw people
- 7:18Speaker 2: posting online and I don't know if it was so
- 7:20Speaker 2: much out of Pittsburgh. I think it was just sort
- 7:21Speaker 2: of baseball fans in general. Like taking the picture of
- 7:25Speaker 2: the crowd last night at the game, there's only like
- 7:29Speaker 2: eight thousand or something at the game which paid attendance.
- 7:31Speaker 2: I don't know how many actually showed up.
- 7:33Speaker 1: But it's just like Pittsburgh, you got you know, generational talents,
- 7:37Speaker 1: and youually be showing up. Dude, It's it's it's April.
- 7:42Speaker 1: It's like thirty forty degrees out at night.
- 7:46Speaker 2: I have no problem if nobody wants to go to
- 7:49Speaker 2: panc Park and sit out and watch nine innings of
- 7:51Speaker 2: Pirates baseball and the cold.
- 7:53Speaker 1: I'm fine with that. You don't want to go, good
- 7:56Speaker 1: on you.
- 7:56Speaker 4: It's not summer yet, and I feel like this team
- 7:59Speaker 4: has to earn their their trust back with everybody before
- 8:02Speaker 4: they want to spend disposable money.
- 8:04Speaker 1: You know what. That's true too. That's true too. Like
- 8:07Speaker 1: we started off hot and all that, and that's fine,
- 8:09Speaker 1: and we got something cooking here, but you're right, we
- 8:13Speaker 1: can't just all rush back to the ballpark.
- 8:16Speaker 2: And I just I never understand why people are upset
- 8:19Speaker 2: about that when it's like Okay, but listen, you throw
- 8:23Speaker 2: a Friday night game out there with good weather packed,
- 8:26Speaker 2: it'll be packing.
- 8:27Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, yes, we're not at.
- 8:29Speaker 2: The point now where we trust the organization and the
- 8:32Speaker 2: team enough to where we're selling out, you know, thirty
- 8:36Speaker 2: degree Monday night games.
- 8:38Speaker 1: It's just not so. Hey, it's Skeen's day today.
- 8:41Speaker 2: And again this sucks too because it's Skeen's first home
- 8:45Speaker 2: start of the season. There's gonna be like ten thousand
- 8:48Speaker 2: people there, you know, Like, it ain't gonna be a
- 8:49Speaker 2: packed crowd for Skiings tonight, but he's making his first
- 8:52Speaker 2: home start of the season. Yeah, on a Tuesday night,
- 8:55Speaker 2: it's gonna be forty degrees. It's not gonna be a
- 8:56Speaker 2: lot of people there. But Pirates five game win streak
- 9:00Speaker 2: is over. They lose to the Padres five to nothing
- 9:03Speaker 2: schemes tonight for the Buckos, Bob, you know how pet
- 9:06Speaker 2: songs became a thing on the show and have been
- 9:09Speaker 2: sort of a running thing on the show, like weird
- 9:11Speaker 2: songs you sing to your pets. Aunt Kaka may have
- 9:15Speaker 2: something here coming up next around six forty. I don't
- 9:19Speaker 2: know if this is just gonna be her or if
- 9:21Speaker 2: this is about to take off baby songs.
- 9:25Speaker 1: I'm Bob Podcast. Hey real quick, let me get to
- 9:30Speaker 1: this message here.
- 9:32Speaker 3: Got to be quiet about this because I'm at work.
- 9:35Speaker 3: I just wanted to say happy birthday, Bob, all.
- 9:38Speaker 1: Right from the cubicle. I just like gotta be quiet.
- 9:44Speaker 1: It just this. I guess.
- 9:46Speaker 2: My question just is thank you? How how long are
- 9:48Speaker 2: we doing this for? How long are we wishing Bob
- 9:51Speaker 2: a happy birthday? Since his birthday was January first? How
- 9:55Speaker 2: long she was even quiet? And I was willing to
- 9:57Speaker 2: risk it all at work?
- 9:59Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my job's on the line here and I
- 10:03Speaker 1: have to be quiet, but I want to want to
- 10:05Speaker 1: say one thing, Happy birthday, Bob.
- 10:09Speaker 2: It's kiss Morning Freak Show Mikey and Bob. Pet songs
- 10:13Speaker 2: better thing on the show a few times. You know,
- 10:16Speaker 2: weird songs you sing to your to your pets.
- 10:19Speaker 1: Yeah, you know.
- 10:20Speaker 2: And I talked about how my family sings a song
- 10:23Speaker 2: to our cat seb we sing he's just our sabby boy,
- 10:28Speaker 2: Sabbie boy, right, absolute banger it is. But here comes
- 10:34Speaker 2: Aunt Kaka, and she might be onto something here. I
- 10:38Speaker 2: don't know if a lot of people do this, especially
- 10:42Speaker 2: new parents. I'm looking at you. You sing weird songs
- 10:46Speaker 2: to your baby, like weird songs to your kid. Let's
- 10:50Speaker 2: get to this talkback message brought to us by One
- 10:52Speaker 2: Team Media.
- 10:53Speaker 1: It's aunt coca Hi, boys, it's a coca hey.
- 10:57Speaker 8: I just wanted to let you know that the Sebbi
- 10:58Speaker 8: Boys song has made it into our.
- 11:00Speaker 1: House and has evolved nice.
- 11:03Speaker 9: So we sing it to TP, who was a human
- 11:06Speaker 9: and who is now nine months old, and we say,
- 11:10Speaker 9: he's just a stinky boy, stinky boy.
- 11:15Speaker 5: He's just sing boy.
- 11:17Speaker 9: Stinky yeah yeah, and.
- 11:20Speaker 2: He loved it all right, and cock absolute. It's a
- 11:24Speaker 2: good song, just great, a good song. Got a nine
- 11:27Speaker 2: month old still filling that diaper, you.
- 11:30Speaker 1: Know, Stinky boys, stinky boy.
- 11:33Speaker 2: I'm trying to remember if me and Jamie used to
- 11:37Speaker 2: sing any songs to Addison when she was like a
- 11:40Speaker 2: baby growing up. I do remember one, because we used to.
- 11:45Speaker 2: Do you have nicknames for your kids. This is weird
- 11:47Speaker 2: because me and Jamie barely ever call our daughter Addison
- 11:51Speaker 2: by her real main. Her nickname for basically her whole
- 11:55Speaker 2: life has been Nunny because we used to call the
- 11:57Speaker 2: pass fire nunny whatever.
- 12:00Speaker 1: So we just call her Nunny and you and I,
- 12:03Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know I don't have that, don't
- 12:05Speaker 1: include their name? No, okay, what do you what?
- 12:08Speaker 9: It was?
- 12:08Speaker 1: Jack will be Jackie or like George Jordy, like Jordan,
- 12:13Speaker 1: Jackie and Jordi. So you do hockey player nickname?
- 12:16Speaker 4: Why I'm trying to think any songs we sang that
- 12:19Speaker 4: our kids and when they were small, and.
- 12:22Speaker 2: When Addison was just a baby, her nickname used to
- 12:25Speaker 2: be bug. So we used to take the Yo Gabba
- 12:28Speaker 2: Gabba song about snacks, snacky snack, snack, snack, snack, snacky snack, snack,
- 12:33Speaker 2: snack snack snack. We used to take that song and
- 12:35Speaker 2: we do buggy bug bug bug bug bug buggy bug
- 12:39Speaker 2: bug bug bug bug. But we don't sing any songs
- 12:44Speaker 2: to her now. But I'm telling you, you got a
- 12:46Speaker 2: younger kid, you're a newer parent. All of a sudden,
- 12:50Speaker 2: maybe he starts singing them a special song.
- 12:52Speaker 1: Like changing that diaper. Just need something to get through it?
- 12:56Speaker 1: Do Stinky boy, Sinky boy?
- 12:59Speaker 2: All right, we'll get to today in freak show history.
- 13:01Speaker 2: Coming up next here it's Mike and Bob. We have
- 13:05Speaker 2: tickets to go see TLC en Vogue and Sultan Peppa
- 13:08Speaker 2: coming up at Star Lake. We'll do that around nine
- 13:11Speaker 2: point thirty here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's
- 13:13Speaker 2: Mikey and Bob. Also, if you would like to go
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- 13:38Speaker 2: Just open the Free iHeartRadio app and hit the contest
- 13:41Speaker 2: tab there. Savannah Guthrie was back on the Today Show yesterday.
- 13:44Speaker 2: We were talking about this, but not only was she
- 13:47Speaker 2: back behind the desk. Obviously her mother still hasn't been
- 13:50Speaker 2: found and has been missing for a couple months now,
- 13:53Speaker 2: very emotional toll on her. But she was back yesterday
- 13:56Speaker 2: and not only was she at the desk. You see,
- 13:58Speaker 2: she took walk out to the Plasa Tude where there's
- 14:01Speaker 2: all the people with their signs and everything like that.
- 14:04Speaker 2: People had Savannah signs and you know, people have had
- 14:07Speaker 2: different signs and encouraging messages and you know, we miss you.
- 14:11Speaker 2: Savannah signs over the last couple months. This was yesterday
- 14:14Speaker 2: on the Today Show.
- 14:15Speaker 10: Any signs are so beautiful. You guys have been so beautiful.
- 14:19Speaker 10: I received so many letters, so much kindness to me
- 14:23Speaker 10: and my whole family, and we feel it, We feel
- 14:26Speaker 10: your prayers, so thank you so much.
- 14:28Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 14:28Speaker 1: Not today, they've been out here every day, every day.
- 14:31Speaker 2: Yeah, it probably helps her, honestly, with just not not
- 14:34Speaker 2: so much moving on. But it's what you have to
- 14:37Speaker 2: do to sort of feel normal again. And yeah, she
- 14:40Speaker 2: did a good job going back to the Today Show yesterday,
- 14:42Speaker 2: and obviously we wish her the best. It is time
- 14:45Speaker 2: for today in Freak Show history. This is where we
- 14:47Speaker 2: take you back to a moment in the show that
- 14:48Speaker 2: made us laugh, made us smile.
- 14:51Speaker 1: This one really hit a year ago.
- 14:53Speaker 2: One year ago, there was somebody who was out there
- 14:58Speaker 2: just zooming around in in Pittsburgh.
- 15:00Speaker 1: Here.
- 15:01Speaker 2: This was a local story on a motorized banana. Let's
- 15:04Speaker 2: get to this. Let's get to the Pittsburgh police scanner
- 15:19Speaker 2: account here. Okay, a couple of people who will listen
- 15:22Speaker 2: to the police scanner and report on what is happening.
- 15:26Speaker 1: In and around our city.
- 15:28Speaker 2: I'm just gonna do one, Okay, okay, Marshall Shadlin brighton
- 15:32Speaker 2: road caller said that a man is driving a motorized
- 15:35Speaker 2: banana at an unsafe speed. Banana, I have unlimited questions.
- 15:42Speaker 2: First of all, where do you get it? Do you
- 15:46Speaker 2: make it yourself?
- 15:47Speaker 1: Are you?
- 15:47Speaker 2: Are you a listener of the show and you heard
- 15:49Speaker 2: us talking about the motorized picnic table and the motorized
- 15:52Speaker 2: toilet for two weeks and you just thought, crap, banana.
- 15:55Speaker 1: I got that banana out back, Like, what kind of
- 15:59Speaker 1: but a motorized banana? Could that be raccoon? Tim might be?
- 16:06Speaker 1: Might be? And what is a safe speed for a
- 16:08Speaker 1: motorized banana? I don't know. It does say an unsafe speed.
- 16:12Speaker 1: I ain't get anything over twenty five miles.
- 16:16Speaker 2: An hour on a on A banana's not street legal, right,
- 16:19Speaker 2: there's no street legal bananas.
- 16:21Speaker 1: Somebody rode a motorized banana and Marshall shape it open weekend.
- 16:26Speaker 2: That's what's happening in and around our city.
- 16:32Speaker 1: Pittsburgh.
- 16:34Speaker 2: University of Michigan men's basketball champions may beat Yukon last
- 16:38Speaker 2: night sixty nine to sixty three. So that's it for basketball,
- 16:41Speaker 2: just the NBA now, But uh yet, brackets are done.
- 16:46Speaker 1: Did you win your bracket? Did you have Michigan.
- 16:49Speaker 2: You probably you probably didn't, Yeah, probably not. It's mikey
- 16:52Speaker 2: Abob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 16:54Speaker 2: Buccos lose yesterday five to nothing at home. Let's get
- 16:59Speaker 2: to this talk back message real quick, brought to us
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- 17:02Speaker 1: Up Skyscraper and land Phill. This is Dylan from lower Borough. Okay,
- 17:06Speaker 1: these last couple of days, I have been hoisting my
- 17:09Speaker 1: cone so hard. Yeah, it is getting out of control.
- 17:12Speaker 2: It's to the point I'm about to go out in
- 17:13Speaker 2: the streets and start finding other people's.
- 17:15Speaker 1: Cones to hoist.
- 17:17Speaker 2: Just watch, knows watch, these Buccos are putting on a show.
- 17:20Speaker 1: We got bats, Han's all.
- 17:22Speaker 2: I am getting Bucco sweats and places I didn't even
- 17:24Speaker 2: know I could sweat from.
- 17:25Speaker 1: Okay, listen, I think it needs to be said, if
- 17:28Speaker 1: we haven't said it already, that steal can.
- 17:32Speaker 4: We're not out here stealing cone steal cans.
- 17:37Speaker 1: Hold on, we got another cone story here. This is
- 17:40Speaker 1: Mills on the Mountain.
- 17:41Speaker 11: It was all of this cone talk has reminded me
- 17:45Speaker 11: of another IUP story from back in the days.
- 17:48Speaker 1: See now, this is what I'm about right here.
- 17:51Speaker 2: All this talk about traffic cones reminds me of an
- 17:54Speaker 2: old story about iup.
- 17:57Speaker 11: One roommate had a thing for sprinting home after the
- 18:01Speaker 11: bars when he was done. We don't know why things
- 18:05Speaker 11: you do?
- 18:06Speaker 1: What a move by that human being hammered at college.
- 18:10Speaker 1: That is such a hilarious move. When it's time to
- 18:13Speaker 1: leave the bar, you just tell everybody, all right, we
- 18:16Speaker 1: leave in all right bye. As soon as you walk
- 18:18Speaker 1: out of the bar, boom, you just sprint home. Want
- 18:21Speaker 1: to move? That's a funny ass move, you know, sprint
- 18:24Speaker 1: home from the bar hammered. Yeah, I will see you
- 18:28Speaker 1: guys back at.
- 18:31Speaker 12: All right.
- 18:31Speaker 11: And one time he went out but I did not.
- 18:35Speaker 11: And when I woke up the next morning, I saw
- 18:37Speaker 11: a cone from the funeral home between our house. That
- 18:42Speaker 11: was between our house and the bars.
- 18:44Speaker 1: Okay, listen, stale cones. Pick up a road cone on
- 18:51Speaker 1: on the run home, a funeral home cone. You can't
- 18:56Speaker 1: be stealing traffic here. The sprinting home. It's such a
- 19:00Speaker 1: drunk move. But like picking up a random cone and
- 19:03Speaker 1: bringing it home with you? Yeah, super drunk, Yeah it is, yeah.
- 19:06Speaker 11: You know, sitting all nonchalant in the hallway. Sure it was,
- 19:09Speaker 11: you know, kind of out on the road and he
- 19:11Speaker 11: decided to pick it up and run home with it
- 19:13Speaker 11: over his shoulder.
- 19:14Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't do it so mind you though.
- 19:17Speaker 11: We also lived a few blocks from the police department,
- 19:20Speaker 11: so this was back in like twenty ten, so I'm
- 19:23Speaker 11: sure they had some kind of cameras. But just thinking
- 19:26Speaker 11: of him just sprinting home from the bar with this
- 19:29Speaker 11: cone over his shoulder, Oh my god. We laugh about
- 19:32Speaker 11: it every time the story comes up. So you know,
- 19:35Speaker 11: don't steal a cone.
- 19:36Speaker 2: That steal cones, dude, he gets a couple of beers
- 19:40Speaker 2: in the he turns into cone man. Hey, you know
- 19:44Speaker 2: our buddy Bill Crawford, just great comedian. He's been a
- 19:48Speaker 2: friend of ours for just years and years, you know
- 19:50Speaker 2: it used to be on the DV morning show. He's
- 19:52Speaker 2: we we I almost feel like we need to get
- 19:54Speaker 2: him on the show because he has told us a
- 19:56Speaker 2: story before where he.
- 19:57Speaker 1: Was blackout drunk and stole cones.
- 20:01Speaker 2: He would like steal things from construction site and like
- 20:03Speaker 2: not even remember until the next morning. He'd wake up
- 20:06Speaker 2: and he have like a traffic coner, like a stop
- 20:08Speaker 2: sign in his bedroom or something.
- 20:10Speaker 1: Man we gotta talk about. Hey, don't steal cones, all right,
- 20:14Speaker 1: don't steal cones.
- 20:16Speaker 5: Uh.
- 20:16Speaker 2: Bucco's back at home tonight. It is Skeen's Day. Paul
- 20:19Speaker 2: Skein's on the mound for the Buckos. Coming up next
- 20:22Speaker 2: around seven twenty five. Bob, I'm gonna be very calm
- 20:25Speaker 2: about this. I'm not gonna freak out. I'm not gonna
- 20:28Speaker 2: go overboard with it. But three moments from the moon
- 20:31Speaker 2: stuff yesterday that.
- 20:33Speaker 1: Were absolutely awesome.
- 20:36Speaker 4: Just I've seen stealers. I think that's that's fair. Okay,
- 20:40Speaker 4: there were three awesome moments.
- 20:41Speaker 1: I agree.
- 20:42Speaker 2: Okay, so we can do That'll just do three moments
- 20:45Speaker 2: and we can all feel the moon vibes from yesterday.
- 20:48Speaker 1: We'll do that. Coming up next, it's Mikey and Bob
- 20:52Speaker 1: the Mikey and Bob Podcast.
- 20:54Speaker 2: It's cool lot today heis will be in low forties.
- 20:57Speaker 2: It's Mikey and Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
- 20:59Speaker 2: Morning Freak Show. It's get to our friend Opal here
- 21:01Speaker 2: talk back messages brought to us by the Pavement Group.
- 21:03Speaker 3: Good morning new Man, Mikey and uh, happy birthday, bab
- 21:06Speaker 3: okayful and you know what Miikey. Just keep talking about
- 21:10Speaker 3: Artemis too, because it is so fascinating and I love
- 21:14Speaker 3: it too, and I don't have anyone to talk to
- 21:16Speaker 3: about it. It's almost like I'm.
- 21:17Speaker 1: Talking to you.
- 21:18Speaker 3: Whenever you say someone, I just reply and you don't
- 21:21Speaker 3: really hear me because I'm on the other side of
- 21:23Speaker 3: my Heart radio app.
- 21:24Speaker 1: I hear you.
- 21:25Speaker 3: I love you, have a great day, and I'm glad
- 21:27Speaker 3: you're enjoying the moon stuff too.
- 21:29Speaker 2: Listen, you talked to your iHeartRadio app about the moon.
- 21:31Speaker 2: Don't worry. I'm gonna hear you.
- 21:33Speaker 4: A lot of the times Opal Mike talks to me
- 21:35Speaker 4: about the moon and I don't reply. It's true, guys,
- 21:38Speaker 4: they're very much in the same Listen, in the same boat.
- 21:41Speaker 1: Yesterday was a historic day for humanity. What are we
- 21:45Speaker 1: talking about? I watched a little bit of it, not
- 21:47Speaker 1: as much as you, but I watched probably two hours.
- 21:50Speaker 2: This was the moment that the crew passed Apollo thirteen's
- 21:55Speaker 2: mark in nineteen seventy as the farthest humans to be
- 21:58Speaker 2: from the Earth.
- 22:00Speaker 12: So, in honoring the extraordinary efforts and feats of our
- 22:04Speaker 12: predecessors in human space exploration, we will continue our journey
- 22:08Speaker 12: even further into space before Mother Earth succeeds and pulling
- 22:12Speaker 12: us back to everything that we hold here. But we
- 22:15Speaker 12: most importantly choose this moment to challenge this generation in
- 22:20Speaker 12: the next to make sure this record is.
- 22:23Speaker 6: Not long lived.
- 22:24Speaker 1: That's what I like right there, talking that talk, just like, hey, listen,
- 22:28Speaker 1: this is cool. For now we're farthest from Earth that
- 22:31Speaker 1: any human's ever been. Well, listen, let's not take from
- 22:35Speaker 1: nineteen seventy to twenty twenty two to do this again.
- 22:39Speaker 1: You kid listening to this right now? Beat our record
- 22:42Speaker 1: and quick?
- 22:45Speaker 13: How can any man, how can any partner even come
- 22:51Speaker 13: close to doing what happened yesterday with the dedication of.
- 22:58Speaker 1: A crater on the Moon to Carol Wiseman. The uh
- 23:04Speaker 1: did you know that?
- 23:05Speaker 4: Like I saw this happen when they were when it
- 23:08Speaker 4: was happening, and I didn't know that the whole backstory
- 23:12Speaker 4: of it.
- 23:12Speaker 1: I had to go look it up to be like,
- 23:14Speaker 1: what's happening and then it's like, oh my god, So
- 23:17Speaker 1: it's read.
- 23:17Speaker 2: Wiseman and he's not the one speaking here, right, but uh,
- 23:22Speaker 2: his wife passed away cancer a few years back, and uh,
- 23:26Speaker 2: they dedicate a new crater on the moon uh to
- 23:30Speaker 2: her name. I mean I I was watching this with
- 23:33Speaker 2: my wife Jamie. We were in tears. This is like,
- 23:36Speaker 2: it's everything.
- 23:37Speaker 1: It's here.
- 23:38Speaker 4: I forget what you astronaut is. It's talking the voice
- 23:41Speaker 4: that you hear that you hear his voice crack like yeah.
- 23:43Speaker 4: They all get together and hug after he can tell
- 23:45Speaker 4: it was just.
- 23:46Speaker 1: It's beautiful when they all hug together.
- 23:49Speaker 2: Listen, things things have been rough this year in twenty
- 23:52Speaker 2: twenty six, not just in this country but in the world.
- 23:55Speaker 2: And seeing something like that happens, it gives it gives
- 23:59Speaker 2: you hope.
- 23:59Speaker 1: It gives you hope for humanity, you know. So here
- 24:04Speaker 1: was the uh.
- 24:05Speaker 2: Here was the dedication of the creator, which they want
- 24:09Speaker 2: to name Carol.
- 24:09Speaker 12: A number of years ago, we started this journey in
- 24:12Speaker 12: our close knit astronaut family, and we lost a loved one.
- 24:17Speaker 12: And there's a there's a feature in a really neat
- 24:20Speaker 12: place on the moon, and so at certain times we
- 24:23Speaker 12: will be able to see this from Earth. And so
- 24:25Speaker 12: we lost a loved one. Her name was Carol. They're
- 24:29Speaker 12: supposed to read the mother of Katie and Ellie. And
- 24:33Speaker 12: it's a it's a bright spot on the moon and
- 24:36Speaker 12: we would like to call it Carol.
- 24:39Speaker 3: Integrity and Carol Creator loud and clear, thank you.
- 24:43Speaker 2: I mean, it's just to see, you know, to see
- 24:48Speaker 2: Reid Wiseman up there and he hugs the the guy
- 24:52Speaker 2: and then they all come together and hug. It's Do
- 24:55Speaker 2: you think he knew that was going to have incredible Yeah, yeah,
- 24:57Speaker 2: I think I think he did. I don't think that
- 24:59Speaker 2: was a a shock. I think he knew it was coming.
- 25:02Speaker 2: And then the President called this was interesting. Now remember
- 25:06Speaker 2: one of the astronauts up there is Canadian. Ah, yeah, yeah,
- 25:10Speaker 2: you know. So I'm just gonna get to the very
- 25:13Speaker 2: end of the president phone call in what he said here, and.
- 25:16Speaker 1: I'm gonna be out. I'm not going to edit any
- 25:19Speaker 1: of this because this needs to be as awkward as
- 25:22Speaker 1: it was. So the President said some things like yeah, yeah,
- 25:26Speaker 1: good and science and all this stuff, and well he
- 25:30Speaker 1: didn't say science, he didn't say that, but you know,
- 25:34Speaker 1: then he wraps up his speech very proud of you,
- 25:37Speaker 1: very proud of you. Back to the astronauts. Where are
- 25:42Speaker 1: they going to stay? Back to the president. Now, President's
- 25:45Speaker 1: very very proud of them.
- 25:48Speaker 2: So all four of the astronauts are just floating in
- 25:53Speaker 2: space with their their hands crossed. The microphone is floating
- 25:58Speaker 2: between all four of them. I'm like, anybody want to
- 26:01Speaker 2: say anything to President Trump?
- 26:03Speaker 1: Anybody what?
- 26:04Speaker 2: Nope, still going, nobody's saying anything. Oh wait, hold on,
- 26:07Speaker 2: hold on, Nope, that was just a phone moving around.
- 26:10Speaker 2: I was just we're still on here. In this whole time,
- 26:15Speaker 2: the four astronauts just have their hands folded. Yeah, and
- 26:18Speaker 2: the microphone is just floating and nobody's saying anything, and
- 26:22Speaker 2: they're just staring at I did not edit this. This
- 26:25Speaker 2: is still what's happening. And you can hear the line
- 26:28Speaker 2: is still connected too. They just don't want to say
- 26:31Speaker 2: anything to him.
- 26:32Speaker 1: Comfort. Oh wait, hold on, here comes here, here comes
- 26:36Speaker 1: here we go, Here we go, Administrator Isa Man, just
- 26:40Speaker 1: get a quick con check. Make sure you guys are
- 26:41Speaker 1: still on the line. And we didn't have a handover. Okay.
- 26:44Speaker 2: Now it's like, hey, we sure we're all still connected
- 26:46Speaker 2: here and then here comes the president again.
- 26:49Speaker 1: Here. Yeah I am, and he's still there. Yeah, integrity,
- 26:56Speaker 1: and back over to you, mister President.
- 27:00Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 27:00Speaker 1: I think we might have gotten cut up. It is
- 27:02Speaker 1: a long distance. It's a long way. The great Yeah, no, no,
- 27:06Speaker 1: you didn't get cut off. No loud and clear they were.
- 27:10Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a lot loud and clear silence there
- 27:13Speaker 2: from all the astronauts on the Artemis two mission is
- 27:16Speaker 2: insane day.
- 27:17Speaker 4: It was a I mean, most of them are scientists,
- 27:20Speaker 4: studied some type of science, and I'm sure the uh
- 27:22Speaker 4: exactly the funding and budget cuts and everything else that's
- 27:26Speaker 4: happened within this uh yeah.
- 27:29Speaker 2: Yeah, that's sort of the response that he should get
- 27:32Speaker 2: from anybody who knows anything about science. I would think,
- 27:37Speaker 2: just an incredible day for humanity, historic day for humanity. Yesterday,
- 27:43Speaker 2: as Artemis two they continue their trip around the moon.
- 27:46Speaker 1: It's Mikey Bob a Kiss Morning Free Show, George.
- 27:50Speaker 2: Pittsburgh Penguins got a few days off this week. They're
- 27:54Speaker 2: back at it again. On Thursday. They're in New Jersey
- 27:58Speaker 2: taking on the Devils and the final regular season home
- 28:02Speaker 2: game for the Penguins. They take on Alexandro Vechkin the
- 28:05Speaker 2: Washington Capital Saturday, three pm at the Arena. That's the
- 28:08Speaker 2: last last regular season home game. And then I think,
- 28:13Speaker 2: what is it ninety nine chance to make the playoffs now? Yeah,
- 28:16Speaker 2: like boys are gonna get in. Hopefully they can make
- 28:18Speaker 2: some noise. And it does look like even though it
- 28:21Speaker 2: looked like it might have been the Islanders, It might
- 28:23Speaker 2: have been the you know, Columbus.
- 28:26Speaker 1: At some point it looks like we might play the
- 28:28Speaker 1: day of Philadelphia Flyers in the first round of the playoffs.
- 28:31Speaker 2: Of course, it's it. It's Mikey Bob the ninety six
- 28:35Speaker 2: one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 28:37Speaker 1: Now. Earlier in the show, our friend wonderful listener of the.
- 28:41Speaker 2: Show, Aunt Kaka, shared that the song that I sing
- 28:46Speaker 2: for you know the cat we have seb at our house.
- 28:50Speaker 1: He's just our sabbie boy, Sabbie boy.
- 28:53Speaker 2: She has turned my family's pet song into her family's
- 28:57Speaker 2: baby songs.
- 28:58Speaker 9: Just a stinky boys. He's just sing boy deep.
- 29:06Speaker 1: He's just the stinky boys. A good one right there.
- 29:09Speaker 1: Hear him in the back round too, of course.
- 29:11Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, let's get to this talkback message brought
- 29:13Speaker 2: to us by One Team Media.
- 29:14Speaker 8: Hi, my name is Helen calling from Wexford, and my
- 29:17Speaker 8: husband and I used to sing like past the Duchy
- 29:21Speaker 8: song Holy.
- 29:22Speaker 14: For the kids.
- 29:22Speaker 9: We would say, pass the diaper on the right hand.
- 29:26Speaker 2: Side, Okay, we're passing the diaper instead of passing the duchy.
- 29:31Speaker 1: That's the diaper, okay, be diaper on the left hand side,
- 29:36Speaker 1: poop be diaper on the left hand side.
- 29:39Speaker 3: Then we would just get through it.
- 29:41Speaker 1: Yeah, that great day.
- 29:42Speaker 5: Hey.
- 29:42Speaker 2: You know sometimes you need a little song to h
- 29:45Speaker 2: to get through it.
- 29:45Speaker 1: All right, let's get to another one here.
- 29:47Speaker 15: Hey, boys, So I just heard the song from Ed
- 29:49Speaker 15: Kaka about baby songs.
- 29:51Speaker 1: Yeah, baby songs.
- 29:52Speaker 2: And I'm telling you a lot of us not only
- 29:54Speaker 2: sing songs to our pets, a lot of songs.
- 29:55Speaker 1: And we have a younger kid, we will make up
- 29:57Speaker 1: songs for them.
- 29:58Speaker 15: And so I thought for like a second about maybe
- 30:00Speaker 15: I had one role as a kid.
- 30:01Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 30:02Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean for some of us that are a
- 30:03Speaker 2: little older. Now, you gotta think, like, did.
- 30:05Speaker 1: We sing songs right kids? Or did my parents sing
- 30:08Speaker 1: me a song?
- 30:09Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest.
- 30:10Speaker 1: I grew up with a Pittsburgh dad.
- 30:11Speaker 15: He threatened to leave me in the Giant Eagle if
- 30:13Speaker 15: I was having a fit.
- 30:14Speaker 1: Okay, all right, there we go. She just had a
- 30:19Speaker 1: Pittsburgh dead song. I ain't getting their song Giangle parking
- 30:24Speaker 1: on all the time. I'm here, bums.
- 30:31Speaker 2: Hey, thank you for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast.
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- 31:08Speaker 2: Another one of your messages here on the Kiss Morning
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- 31:11Speaker 1: It is Mikey and Bob Morning Boys.
- 31:13Speaker 16: Happy Tuesday. If you guys have a great day and
- 31:16Speaker 16: HBD Bob.
- 31:17Speaker 1: Okay.
- 31:18Speaker 2: It was a nice little message there until we got
- 31:20Speaker 2: the Happy Birthday Bob. His birthday was New Year's Day.
- 31:25Speaker 2: Didn't think this would go on this long. We're in
- 31:27Speaker 2: April and we're still wishing Bob happy birthday, HBB. If
- 31:32Speaker 2: you are a fan of the show The Pit on HBO,
- 31:34Speaker 2: you know we got a couple more episodes left in
- 31:36Speaker 2: season two. Here, the American Red Cross says they are
- 31:40Speaker 2: teaming up with the show The Pit to encourage people
- 31:44Speaker 2: to donate blood. By the way, I don't think this
- 31:47Speaker 2: is across the country thing. I think we just get
- 31:50Speaker 2: this here because we're Pittsburgh and it's the Pit, right.
- 31:52Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the thing.
- 31:54Speaker 2: Basically, they are doing a couple of different blood drives
- 31:58Speaker 2: and if you donate blood, they will give you a
- 32:01Speaker 2: free The Pit T shirt. Right, everybody likes free T shirts,
- 32:06Speaker 2: well everybody if your normal sized. Me and Bob don't
- 32:09Speaker 2: like free T shirts because they never fit us. So
- 32:13Speaker 2: sad reality. But yeah, they're looking for donors. The Red
- 32:18Speaker 2: Cross set and hospitals across Pittsburgh. The work never stops.
- 32:21Speaker 2: The need for blood is constant everyday. Healthcare workers and
- 32:23Speaker 2: patients rely on volunteer blood donors to help save lives.
- 32:27Speaker 2: They ensure new parents premature babies. Can you your patients,
- 32:31Speaker 2: accident victims have access to safe life saving blood.
- 32:35Speaker 1: So you can donate blood and get an exclusive The
- 32:39Speaker 1: Pit T shirt while supplies last today one to six
- 32:43Speaker 1: at the American Red Cross Southwestern PA Chapter on Alpha Drive.
- 32:49Speaker 1: Then Friday, April tenth, the University of Pittsburgh William Pitt
- 32:55Speaker 1: Union from eleven am to four point thirty, and then
- 32:58Speaker 1: Monday on April twenty at nine am to two thirty
- 33:01Speaker 1: Ducune University Student Union. So obviously getting.
- 33:04Speaker 2: The college kids involved there to donate blood and get
- 33:07Speaker 2: your free the Pit T shirt.
- 33:09Speaker 1: Pretty cool looking shirt. Do you got the shirt off?
- 33:12Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the Pit logos is the Pit and then
- 33:14Speaker 4: underneath it and like as small apprentances, the work never stopped.
- 33:17Speaker 1: Oh man, become a little blood donation hero today, show
- 33:22Speaker 1: off that Pit shirt.
- 33:24Speaker 2: By the way, we have no confirmation yet on if
- 33:28Speaker 2: they are doing a spinoff show for the Pit, like
- 33:31Speaker 2: called night Shift, because we know there's crossovers between the
- 33:34Speaker 2: night shift and the day shift on the show The Pit.
- 33:38Speaker 2: But there's also talks that season three might be a
- 33:42Speaker 2: supersized season and have night Shift and day Shift and show.
- 33:46Speaker 1: You twenty four hours and roll a full twenty four Yeah,
- 33:50Speaker 1: so instead of maybe a spinoff, they could just go, okay,
- 33:53Speaker 1: season three is twenty four hours.
- 33:55Speaker 12: Genius.
- 33:56Speaker 1: They could do that too.
- 33:57Speaker 4: Like they've introduced enough people, oh yeah, and main characters
- 34:01Speaker 4: that moved to the night Shift and yeah, it'd be great.
- 34:04Speaker 1: Did you see what's happening with Colbert? Spot Man?
- 34:07Speaker 2: This sucks Stephen Colbert. Obviously the Late Show is is
- 34:10Speaker 2: going away. It will now be filled eleven thirty five.
- 34:15Speaker 2: I mean, nobody's watching CBS at eleven thirty five at
- 34:18Speaker 2: night with the Byron Allen Comedy Showcase.
- 34:23Speaker 1: Oh wow, it just sounds it sounds great, doesn't sound real,
- 34:28Speaker 1: followed by the comedy game show Funny you should ask
- 34:32Speaker 1: at twelve thirty five.
- 34:33Speaker 4: This is awful. Jesus, I'm gonna guarantee what's not funny.
- 34:37Speaker 4: It's like whatever that game show is.
- 34:39Speaker 2: But basically, the production company for Byron Allen, they're gonna
- 34:44Speaker 2: sell the commercials for the two hour block, which means
- 34:48Speaker 2: CBS makes money no matter if people watch this or not.
- 34:52Speaker 2: Oh so this production company like bought the time, bought
- 34:56Speaker 2: the time.
- 34:57Speaker 1: Yeah, for CBS, they're just saying like, oh well whatever, Yeah,
- 35:02Speaker 1: CBS can't lose. We're gonna make money either way.
- 35:05Speaker 2: They don't care if the ratings aren't there, because the
- 35:07Speaker 2: ratings are going to tank for the Byron Hall and
- 35:10Speaker 2: Comedy Showcase as compared to Colbert viewers. You know, but
- 35:15Speaker 2: CBS is gonna be like, yeah, we don't care, We're
- 35:17Speaker 2: making money either way.
- 35:19Speaker 1: Also, there was some news overnight rapper offset.
- 35:22Speaker 2: You know, one of the members of the popular rapper
- 35:24Speaker 2: Migos was shot in Hollywood, Florida. As in a stable
- 35:28Speaker 2: condition being closely monitored. He was shot near the Seminal
- 35:33Speaker 2: hard Rock Hotel and Casino Don in Florida. Comes a
- 35:36Speaker 2: couple of years after takeoff, one of the other guys
- 35:39Speaker 2: on Migos was shot and killed. So I mean he's
- 35:42Speaker 2: in stable condition, looks like he's gonna be okay. But
- 35:44Speaker 2: just want to pass along. Offset got shot in his hospitalized.
- 35:49Speaker 1: All right, It's Kiss Morning Free Show, Mikey and Bob.
- 35:51Speaker 1: We have your chance to.
- 35:52Speaker 2: Go see TLC en Vogue and Sultan Peppa coming up
- 35:55Speaker 2: around nine to thirty this morning. Oh, I can't stop
- 36:04Speaker 2: thinking about it, can't stop talking about it.
- 36:07Speaker 1: Now, I can't stop.
- 36:08Speaker 5: Singing about it, talking about Artemis two on the.
- 36:11Speaker 1: Moon, flying right by the moon, Utmis two fly by
- 36:18Speaker 1: the moon. It's Automist two, all right, No, yeah, no, yeah, no,
- 36:23Speaker 1: little hope for humanity yesterday.
- 36:25Speaker 2: Man, we needed it, we needed it. It's Mike Keimbaba,
- 36:29Speaker 2: Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 36:30Speaker 1: Course. We healed the world yesterday, well not us, but
- 36:34Speaker 1: like no going around the moon.
- 36:38Speaker 2: No, healed a part of us. I think it just
- 36:41Speaker 2: made us. It gave us hope for humanity. I think
- 36:44Speaker 2: you know Artemis two, of course, the farthest we've ever
- 36:48Speaker 2: launched humans. Uh you know, I watched it for seven
- 36:52Speaker 2: hours yesterday. I was locked in with my wife Jamie,
- 36:55Speaker 2: just sitting on the couch watching Nassas.
- 36:57Speaker 1: Do you see where the sun don't shine? I did?
- 37:01Speaker 1: You will peak at it? Yeah? I did get a
- 37:03Speaker 1: little peak round funny back there business.
- 37:06Speaker 2: No, there's no funny business back there. I got more
- 37:09Speaker 2: moments that that warmed my heart. Okay, go ahead, the
- 37:16Speaker 2: the astronaut Reid that's up there, right, yeah, he sends
- 37:19Speaker 2: back a picture, you know, and do you hear a
- 37:22Speaker 2: Mission control said nope?
- 37:24Speaker 1: Okay, well magnificent. I got a picture of it with
- 37:27Speaker 1: the wide land.
- 37:30Speaker 2: You out here.
- 37:31Speaker 1: Amazed, amazed amaze.
- 37:33Speaker 12: Think you read.
- 37:35Speaker 2: Amaze amazing Maze is what Rocky says the alien from
- 37:40Speaker 2: the Ryan Gosling movie Project cal Mary.
- 37:45Speaker 1: So they used Rockies amaze Amaze a maze in real
- 37:51Speaker 1: space stuff. And it's from the biggest space movie of
- 37:54Speaker 1: the year. Amaze, amazing a maze. You sure you're okay? Yeah?
- 38:01Speaker 2: I was okay until I saw Friendship bracelets up and
- 38:04Speaker 2: up in space.
- 38:06Speaker 1: Wait. That was the thing. How that missed that bro
- 38:10Speaker 1: reads up there right?
- 38:11Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 38:12Speaker 1: Carol.
- 38:12Speaker 2: Carol is the one who now is Crater named after her.
- 38:15Speaker 2: She passed away a few years ago from cancer. Reid
- 38:18Speaker 2: has two daughters, and obviously the astronauts can't talk to
- 38:21Speaker 2: their families, but there is the camera, so Michigan Control
- 38:24Speaker 2: lets them know, like, hey, your family's watching everything.
- 38:27Speaker 1: Reid went by the camera, did heart hands, and then
- 38:33Speaker 1: pointed to.
- 38:35Speaker 2: The friendship bracelet that he was wearing, probably assigned to
- 38:39Speaker 2: his daughters, like hey, we're up here. And then he
- 38:42Speaker 2: got this from Michigan Control.
- 38:44Speaker 1: Copy heart copy bracelet.
- 38:47Speaker 2: Just so they let you know, we see it, we
- 38:49Speaker 2: got you. And then there's Victor Glover. He's the pirate
- 38:52Speaker 2: on our pirate. He's the pilot. You're not gonna believe this, right,
- 38:59Speaker 2: the pilot. It is actually a pirate. He's going he's
- 39:02Speaker 2: going to steal He's going to steal it. He's going
- 39:05Speaker 2: to steal the moon up there in space.
- 39:09Speaker 1: Uh.
- 39:10Speaker 2: This is Victor Glover just uh talking again. The artemists
- 39:13Speaker 2: two mission farthest humans have ever been in the history
- 39:16Speaker 2: of humanity.
- 39:17Speaker 6: We prepared to go.
- 39:18Speaker 12: Out of radio communication. We're still feel.
- 39:24Speaker 1: From Earth and.
- 39:25Speaker 12: To all of you down there on Earth, that's us
- 39:29Speaker 12: and around her.
- 39:31Speaker 1: We love you from the moon. Oh man. You know
- 39:34Speaker 1: people say I love you to the moon and back.
- 39:36Speaker 1: Victor's already up there, like, yo, I just love you
- 39:39Speaker 1: from at the moon because I'm at the moon.
- 39:42Speaker 2: And then let's get to Christina. Here, she's up there
- 39:45Speaker 2: to Christina coch She.
- 39:47Speaker 1: Uh, she made this speech about how you know space
- 39:51Speaker 1: is going to go in the future and.
- 39:53Speaker 2: Where this moon could you know lead us? But we're
- 39:56Speaker 2: always going to choose Earth.
- 40:00Speaker 7: I said that we do not leave her, but dud.
- 40:05Speaker 1: And that is true.
- 40:07Speaker 12: We will explore, we will build, we will build ships, build,
- 40:11Speaker 12: visit again.
- 40:11Speaker 1: Yeah, we will construct science output, we will drive rovers,
- 40:16Speaker 1: radio astronomy.
- 40:17Speaker 11: Yeah, we will found companies, we will boast our industry.
- 40:21Speaker 7: Yeah, we will inspire.
- 40:23Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 40:23Speaker 1: But ultimately, we will always choose. Let's go. We will
- 40:27Speaker 1: always choose each other. Let's go Earth, Let's go Humanity.
- 40:33Speaker 2: Hell of a day for us yesterday, human inspirational messages.
- 40:38Speaker 1: Oh we had a good day. Amazed, amazing. I got
- 40:43Speaker 1: a question space question Uh yeah, yeah, actually yeah, Okay,
- 40:47Speaker 1: they fart in that thing or okay, man, listenk we
- 40:50Speaker 1: don't need to by the way they thrown on Hey
- 40:53Speaker 1: did you hear in the middle. Hey, they told the
- 40:57Speaker 1: astronauts of the middle of the thing yesterday. Hey, you've
- 41:00Speaker 1: you've done your allotted toilet nobody can use the toilet. Yeah,
- 41:04Speaker 1: toilet was down yesterday too. Not so much Amaze amazed,
- 41:08Speaker 1: amazed when they tell you can't use the toilet for
- 41:10Speaker 1: number two orbits gravity man, bubble guds, Oh the recipe
- 41:15Speaker 1: for disaster. Not amaze, Amaze a maze ninety Kiss.
- 41:22Speaker 2: That is Kaylani folded in his Mikey, it is Bob
- 41:25Speaker 2: the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. You
- 41:26Speaker 2: can stream us on the free iHeartRadio app. Listen to
- 41:29Speaker 2: us six to ten am every morning, and also get
- 41:31Speaker 2: the Miking Bob podcast on the iHeartRadio app if you
- 41:34Speaker 2: miss any of the show. It's also where you can
- 41:36Speaker 2: send your talkback messages in you want to be a
- 41:39Speaker 2: part of the show. Uh, just hit that microphone when
- 41:42Speaker 2: you're streaming ninety six one Kiss and the Mike and
- 41:44Speaker 2: Bob podcast. Talkback messages brought to us by One Team Media.
- 41:47Speaker 8: Hey, guys, Cheryl from Forrest Hill, Cheryl Hike, I have
- 41:51Speaker 8: a nineteen year old cat and he's gone blind and
- 41:56Speaker 8: he's just.
- 41:56Speaker 3: Not doing well, and I'm really shad about it.
- 41:59Speaker 9: I didn't know if you had any advice for me.
- 42:02Speaker 1: Advice on a nineteen year old cat that's gone blind.
- 42:04Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 42:04Speaker 2: I've never had a cat that's made it to nineteen,
- 42:07Speaker 2: so I think just to know that you have had
- 42:10Speaker 2: a furry friend for nineteen years, I feel like a
- 42:14Speaker 2: lot of times with you know, when we've had older
- 42:16Speaker 2: cats that have passed away.
- 42:18Speaker 1: Uh, it's always going to be hard, but I think
- 42:21Speaker 1: when they've lived a full life like that, you got
- 42:24Speaker 1: to respect it and you gotta be like, you know,
- 42:25Speaker 1: I got pretty lucky to have you know, this cat
- 42:28Speaker 1: for nineteen years.
- 42:29Speaker 3: But I could use some cheering up, so maybe thus
- 42:32Speaker 3: laugh track?
- 42:32Speaker 1: Okay, thanks, gay love you.
- 42:34Speaker 2: Okay, listen, what am I going to do? Not play
- 42:37Speaker 2: Bob's laugh track for her? She's got a nineteen year
- 42:39Speaker 2: old blind cat that might not be around for too long.
- 42:42Speaker 1: You want cheering up? Yeah? What do you want us
- 42:44Speaker 1: to do?
- 42:44Speaker 2: This is what we do here. Okay again. A few
- 42:49Speaker 2: years back, some woman made.
- 42:52Speaker 1: The uh do you have the Golden laugh track? By
- 42:54Speaker 1: the way, dude, are you killing this is a year
- 42:57Speaker 1: old blind cat? You can pull off the Golden One.
- 43:00Speaker 1: This was like breaking in case of emergencide. It's a
- 43:04Speaker 1: good reason to use it. You want to do that? Yeah,
- 43:07Speaker 1: golden last track.
- 43:08Speaker 2: Oh boy, Okay, forty seconds here, ladies and gentlemen. This
- 43:11Speaker 2: was a magical moment in the history of the show
- 43:14Speaker 2: that will hopefully bring a smile to all of you,
- 43:17Speaker 2: not only just her. This is when I trusted a
- 43:21Speaker 2: fart during the show and Bob had to.
- 43:24Speaker 1: Question if I had an accident. The answer to that
- 43:27Speaker 1: was yes.
- 43:29Speaker 2: Just for her and her nineteen year old blind cat,
- 43:31Speaker 2: it is time for forty seconds of Bob's golden laughter.
- 43:35Speaker 1: After I had I trusted a fart on the show,
- 43:38Speaker 1: I shouldn't have.
- 43:42Speaker 17: You didn't didn't? I said, you can see what you.
- 43:58Speaker 9: May see?
- 43:59Speaker 1: My did you throw you away? I didn't? What did
- 44:15Speaker 1: you do? That's how we have a good time around here.
- 44:20Speaker 2: Forty seconds of when I poot my pants and Bob
- 44:23Speaker 2: just laughed at me. Uh, hope your cat's okay and
- 44:26Speaker 2: hopefully that turned your day around. It's kiss Morning, Freak Show, Mike.
- 44:29Speaker 1: Him up Hey.
- 44:31Speaker 2: Congratulations to Lily Coleman wt AE.
- 44:35Speaker 1: She is going to be their new traffic reporter in
- 44:37Speaker 1: the morning.
- 44:38Speaker 2: You know, since Michelle Wright retired earlier this year after
- 44:41Speaker 2: like twenty years on WTAE, and then Eleen Laquatra moved
- 44:46Speaker 2: to the desk, so it's Eleena on the desk with
- 44:50Speaker 2: Janelle Hall.
- 44:51Speaker 1: Then it open up traffic. You got Ashley Dockerty.
- 44:54Speaker 2: Over there on the weather and now Lily Coleman they're
- 44:57Speaker 2: bringing her into do traffic. Now that's good line up
- 45:00Speaker 2: there in the morning. You got w TAE. Lily said,
- 45:03Speaker 2: I'm used to the early hours. I prefer them because
- 45:05Speaker 2: I have a two year old, so it makes it
- 45:07Speaker 2: a little easier. It's less sleep, but you don't get
- 45:09Speaker 2: much sleep with the toddler anyway, So salute to Lily Coleman. Yeah,
- 45:14Speaker 2: we like we like all three news stations in their
- 45:18Speaker 2: morning crew because we just you know, flip around and
- 45:20Speaker 2: we got friends on all the stations. But hey, congrats
- 45:23Speaker 2: to Lily and great line up there for the morning.
- 45:26Speaker 2: For w t A, it is Mikey, it is Bob
- 45:29Speaker 2: the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 45:32Speaker 1: Watch out here comes Baby Songs.
- 45:35Speaker 2: Baby Songs started on the show because one of our
- 45:38Speaker 2: great listeners, Aunt Kaka, send us a message. She has
- 45:43Speaker 2: used the song that my family sings to our cat
- 45:46Speaker 2: Sebby and now sings it to her small child.
- 45:50Speaker 9: He's just a stinky boy, stinky boy, stinky all right,
- 45:59Speaker 9: songs you sing to your kids.
- 46:01Speaker 4: You know how many parents are going to be sharing
- 46:03Speaker 4: their songs with us. I have a feeling now, you know, like.
- 46:06Speaker 1: This is slowly starting to as good Morning goes on,
- 46:10Speaker 1: Just as the morning goes on, everybody's gonna want to
- 46:13Speaker 1: sing their song. Which is cool. I'm good. Let's get to.
- 46:17Speaker 2: This guy here talk back messages brought to us by
- 46:19Speaker 2: the Pavement group.
- 46:20Speaker 18: Good Morning, Mikey and Bob Mark and Meadville. So adding
- 46:22Speaker 18: to the baby track, my son has always been a
- 46:25Speaker 18: dancer ever since he was little, big into music, couldn't
- 46:28Speaker 18: keep instruments out of his.
- 46:29Speaker 1: Hands, always buggy in wow.
- 46:31Speaker 18: So he had a disco track for him, Repurpose the Hustle,
- 46:35Speaker 18: and we always sing it to him, Hustle do the Russell.
- 46:37Speaker 17: Do do do Do Do Do Do Do Do.
- 46:40Speaker 14: Do Do Do Do Do Do do do do do
- 46:43Speaker 14: do do do do.
- 46:44Speaker 1: All right, have a good day, boy, that's a good one,
- 46:47Speaker 1: the Russell. Listen. Not a lot of lyrics to that.
- 46:50Speaker 1: One doesn't need to be do the Rustle, I love
- 46:57Speaker 1: the joy. It's great hitting people's voice. This is when
- 47:00Speaker 1: they get to sing this to us. Pet songs, baby songs.
- 47:03Speaker 1: They're very much the same, but it's just like the
- 47:06Speaker 1: little the little joy that people have. Yeah, he just
- 47:09Speaker 1: sang us do the Russell the Russell? Do you're the Russell.
- 47:20Speaker 1: That's a good one.
- 47:20Speaker 2: If you have a baby song that you sing to
- 47:22Speaker 2: your your kids, or maybe a song that you.
- 47:26Speaker 1: Got sang too as a kid, you can send them
- 47:29Speaker 1: through the free iHeartRadio app.
- 47:31Speaker 2: Just send us a talk back message when you're streaming
- 47:33Speaker 2: ninety six to one kiss. Hey, uh you know Yin's
- 47:36Speaker 2: are Creed guy who calls in and always sings us
- 47:39Speaker 2: Creed songs about whatever is sort of happening on the
- 47:41Speaker 2: show or in the city. Yeah, Ins are Creed Guys.
- 47:44Speaker 2: Back with another song around nine twenty five. Also, we
- 47:47Speaker 2: have your chance to go see TLC and Voguan Sultan
- 47:49Speaker 2: Peppa coming up around nine thirty.
- 47:51Speaker 1: It's Mikey Bob.
- 47:54Speaker 5: Bob.
- 47:56Speaker 1: It's like a Vegas show, but not really right weird Vegas. Yeah,
- 48:00Speaker 1: not like Vegas at all. Actually creamed The Mikey and
- 48:03Speaker 1: Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey,
- 48:09Speaker 1: somebody's got a message for you, Bob.
- 48:11Speaker 19: I just got a message from an old friend asking
- 48:14Speaker 19: some advice about how to sell something. But they started
- 48:17Speaker 19: their message saying, first off, happy belated birthday. My birthday
- 48:23Speaker 19: was February seventeenth, late, so I find that pretty funny.
- 48:26Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little late, but it did remind me.
- 48:30Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Bob. Okay, well you know where Thank you.
- 48:34Speaker 1: Everybody's getting creative now how they sneak their happy birthday.
- 48:38Speaker 1: Bob's onto the show here, Bob's Birthday, New Year's Day.
- 48:41Speaker 1: We can stop wishing them happy birthday now, even though
- 48:43Speaker 1: it's become a thing that everybody likes to harass me with.
- 48:47Speaker 2: But also it makes Bob very happy all the birthday
- 48:50Speaker 2: wishes he's gotten over the past three four months. Here
- 48:53Speaker 2: it's Mikey and Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
- 48:55Speaker 2: Morning Freak Show.
- 48:58Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Police Scanner.
- 48:59Speaker 2: Man, I'm telling you, Pittsburgh Police Scanner has done such
- 49:02Speaker 2: a great job over the years. They listen to the
- 49:04Speaker 2: Pittsburgh Police Scanner and they'll post about weird things happening
- 49:07Speaker 2: in the city. They have their own website to pgh
- 49:10Speaker 2: dash scanner dot com.
- 49:13Speaker 1: Couple of posts here.
- 49:14Speaker 2: It is time to find out what is happening in
- 49:16Speaker 2: and around our city downtown.
- 49:20Speaker 1: Second half. If you accidentally left your gun and your
- 49:25Speaker 1: sword downtown, cops found it. I did it. You're packing
- 49:32Speaker 1: a gun and a sword. You win. Whoever you want
- 49:37Speaker 1: to go after with that, you win. Who's got a sword?
- 49:41Speaker 16: Man?
- 49:41Speaker 1: Who's carrying a sword downtown? No pirate, A real hired man,
- 49:46Speaker 1: a real pirate.
- 49:47Speaker 2: Oh, this might have just been Paul Skins because he's
- 49:51Speaker 2: got a gun.
- 49:52Speaker 1: He's got a damn cannon. Okay, and the let me
- 49:56Speaker 1: tell you, he got swords too. You know what I'm saying.
- 49:59Speaker 1: So words buccos. Oh man, that's bucko fever right there.
- 50:05Speaker 1: It's running wild all right. Listen, swords are legal everywhere.
- 50:08Speaker 1: I don't know if I could say never mind, swords
- 50:10Speaker 1: aren't legal anymore. They were legal for like two seconds.
- 50:13Speaker 1: But I'm uh, I'm taking it back now. Uh, keep
- 50:16Speaker 1: your sword to yourself. Also happening in and around our
- 50:19Speaker 1: city The Good Life lesson to keep your sword to yourself.
- 50:22Speaker 2: Carrick Caller said that her boyfriend stuck in the elevator
- 50:25Speaker 2: with another woman boy at the Karrack Kai Rise. She's
- 50:28Speaker 2: concerned that it was intentional huh, and they might be
- 50:31Speaker 2: doing something in the elevator. So she's claiming that her
- 50:35Speaker 2: boyfriend got stuck in the elevator on purpose so he could, uh.
- 50:39Speaker 1: Stop the elevator for some romance. Yeah, he's in the
- 50:42Speaker 1: elevator with another woman. Yeah, it's not great. But also,
- 50:46Speaker 1: are there any rules and laws when the elevator stops?
- 50:50Speaker 1: I don't know if there is.
- 50:51Speaker 2: If you get stuck with someone in an elevator, I
- 50:54Speaker 2: think all bets are off.
- 50:55Speaker 1: Right common laws. You you pick a corner for the bathroom.
- 50:59Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta establish a bathroom corner at first and
- 51:03Speaker 2: as quick as possible.
- 51:04Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah theory. Man, that'd be awkward to be
- 51:09Speaker 1: stuck in an elevator with somebody, just one other person,
- 51:12Speaker 1: like a group of people. Sure, that's fine. One other
- 51:15Speaker 1: person just be like, hey, Hi, what quarter do we
- 51:18Speaker 1: want to pee? That's what's happening in and around our city.
- 51:29Speaker 1: Watch out, everybody, calm down. We got a lot going on.
- 51:33Speaker 1: NFL drafts, you know, coming here real soon. Penguins heating up.
- 51:37Speaker 2: They're going to be in the playoffs this year, yea
- 51:39Speaker 2: bucco fever, a little tingle of that.
- 51:42Speaker 1: Watch out, Steelers first day of unofficial offseason workouts start today.
- 51:53Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. Does that mean guys
- 51:56Speaker 1: can like show up to the facility? I guess we're
- 52:00Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers man. Could they not show up before? How
- 52:03Speaker 1: does that work? It's maybe the coaches are allowed to
- 52:05Speaker 1: talk to him. Unofficial off season workouts where he had
- 52:11Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers, Yeah, what are we doing? Will Hard's gonna
- 52:13Speaker 1: be the man now?
- 52:14Speaker 13: Right? No?
- 52:15Speaker 1: Maybe, at least for a couple of weeks here where
- 52:17Speaker 1: you had Aaron Rodgers come on, the unofficial offseason workouts
- 52:22Speaker 1: has begun, Aaron Rodgers.
- 52:24Speaker 2: Didn't Aaron Rodgers say he's gonna make a decision before
- 52:26Speaker 2: free agency?
- 52:27Speaker 1: Where's this guy at man? Come on? Aaron Rodgers?
- 52:30Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 52:30Speaker 1: I think random people said he's making a decision a
- 52:32Speaker 1: couple times now and nothing's happened so far.
- 52:35Speaker 2: So it's Mikey Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
- 52:37Speaker 2: Morning Free Show. This has sort of been a running
- 52:40Speaker 2: thing on the show for a while now. People trying
- 52:43Speaker 2: to come up with names for all of you, the
- 52:47Speaker 2: wonderful people who listen to our show on an everyday basis.
- 52:51Speaker 2: What could we call our listeners, you know, like Taylor
- 52:54Speaker 2: Swift's Got the Swifties, things like that. What would you
- 52:57Speaker 2: call a a fan of our show? And we've had
- 53:01Speaker 2: a couple of people send their suggestions in let's get
- 53:04Speaker 2: to another one here talk back messages brought to us
- 53:06Speaker 2: by the Pavement group Born.
- 53:07Speaker 16: And Boys catching up on Friday's podcast, And I wanted
- 53:10Speaker 16: to throw a name in for the Freak Show listeners
- 53:14Speaker 16: of calling ourselves Freakazoids.
- 53:17Speaker 1: I don't know, no, don't like that one.
- 53:21Speaker 9: Now.
- 53:21Speaker 16: I grew up in the nineties and there was an
- 53:23Speaker 16: actual cartoon called Freakazoid, and if you look it up,
- 53:26Speaker 16: it's just an off the wall cartoon. I think there's
- 53:30Speaker 16: like no real plot or reason for the cartoon, which
- 53:36Speaker 16: I think encompasses the show a lot. But I would
- 53:39Speaker 16: like to say, if we do go with that name,
- 53:42Speaker 16: I would love to be the first one to get
- 53:44Speaker 16: that on a T shirt with my picture with you guys. Wow,
- 53:47Speaker 16: listen all the time, love your show, appreciate it. And yeah,
- 53:51Speaker 16: so I'm throwing in the official name for your listeners
- 53:54Speaker 16: to be called Freakazoids.
- 53:56Speaker 1: There's no real plot it doesn't make a lot of sense.
- 54:00Speaker 2: So I just don't know if I like any freak
- 54:03Speaker 2: based name. I actually, I'll be honest, I don't like
- 54:06Speaker 2: that we call ourselves the Morning Freak Show anymore. We
- 54:09Speaker 2: we goofed that one at the very start, and now
- 54:11Speaker 2: it's been too long.
- 54:12Speaker 1: We can't get rid of it. We're just Mike and Bob,
- 54:15Speaker 1: you know.
- 54:16Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the Morning Freak Show came to because
- 54:19Speaker 2: we are sort of a freak show when you see
- 54:21Speaker 2: us in person, like, even though we've said it a lot,
- 54:24Speaker 2: Oh my god, my god, I didn't think you were
- 54:26Speaker 2: that tall. And wow, you guys really make the human
- 54:28Speaker 2: number ten week and next week's The bosses were.
- 54:30Speaker 1: Very into radio and it's like, you got need a
- 54:32Speaker 1: show name. Yeah, it's true. It could have been like
- 54:35Speaker 1: we we could have just been to Mikey and Bob Show,
- 54:37Speaker 1: could have been freak Azoid.
- 54:39Speaker 2: We could have been Freakyzoids. Dude, let's get to another
- 54:41Speaker 2: one here, guys.
- 54:42Speaker 15: Just listening today's podcast, and I think a great fandom
- 54:45Speaker 15: name for us would be Mikey and Bob's Garage Gang.
- 54:49Speaker 1: All right, thanks, guys, have a great day. But better
- 54:51Speaker 1: than Freakyzoids. I think the Garage Gang. The Garage Gang
- 54:55Speaker 1: not bad. Yeah, that's not too bad, right, that might
- 54:57Speaker 1: be it might be one too uh to add there?
- 55:00Speaker 1: All right, got one more here, Hey, Mikey, Hey Bob,
- 55:03Speaker 1: this is wild Bill from Greensburg.
- 55:07Speaker 2: The name for Free Show wild Bill listeners, the Glizzy Gang.
- 55:12Speaker 1: How about that wild Bill? Wild Bill, the Glizzy Gang. Okay,
- 55:18Speaker 1: sail down wild Bill. He gave himself laughter.
- 55:24Speaker 4: I mean, I knew something was coming when he told
- 55:26Speaker 4: his name wild Bill. You know it wasn't gonna be
- 55:29Speaker 4: any wild wild Bill.
- 55:31Speaker 2: He was coming with it. Wild Bill wants to be
- 55:33Speaker 2: in the Gay Gang's all right? Yeah, I don't know
- 55:36Speaker 2: if we'll ever come up. This might be like a
- 55:38Speaker 2: Micame Bob comm thing where we just we never settle.
- 55:41Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 55:41Speaker 2: I think he's just keep making up names for us
- 55:44Speaker 2: for years and years and our listeners and we never.
- 55:46Speaker 1: Actually come up with the games. All right.
- 55:48Speaker 2: The guy who sings Yinser Creed songs on the show,
- 55:53Speaker 2: uh has another one for us.
- 55:54Speaker 1: We'll get to that around nine twenty five.
- 55:56Speaker 2: Also your chance at TLC en Vogue in Sultan Peppa
- 55:59Speaker 2: tickets around nine thirty. It's Mikey and Bob Hey, you
- 56:05Speaker 2: can win some tickets coming up next here on the
- 56:07Speaker 2: show to go see TLCN Vogue and Salt and Peppa.
- 56:10Speaker 2: Just stick around for that in a couple of minutes.
- 56:12Speaker 2: Here it is the Kiss Morning Freak Show, Mikey and Bob.
- 56:16Speaker 2: Now a little bit ago on the show, we got
- 56:18Speaker 2: a message from a woman. She's got a nineteen year
- 56:20Speaker 2: old cat, you know, cats blind, and she wanted to
- 56:23Speaker 2: hear the Bob laugh track again, a compilation of all
- 56:28Speaker 2: the different great Bob laughs from over the.
- 56:31Speaker 1: History of the show. It's something that's just guaranteed to
- 56:35Speaker 1: put a smile on your face and you know, make
- 56:38Speaker 1: you laugh a little bit. She's going through it with
- 56:40Speaker 1: a thick pet and it's getting older and just a
- 56:42Speaker 1: little don and out.
- 56:43Speaker 2: And I guess the laugh got her and you got
- 56:46Speaker 2: a great laugh, Bob. Let's get to this talkback message
- 56:48Speaker 2: brought to us by the Pavement Group.
- 56:49Speaker 8: Good morning, Mikey and Boss. Hey, So, as a new mom,
- 56:53Speaker 8: I am notoriously always late to work, and today I
- 56:56Speaker 8: am finally on time.
- 56:57Speaker 3: Wow.
- 56:58Speaker 8: But did I sit in the car and make myself
- 57:01Speaker 8: two minutes late to work because I had to listen
- 57:03Speaker 8: to Bob's laugh track? Before I went in. Okay, absolutely
- 57:07Speaker 8: and five minutes late because I had to stop and
- 57:09Speaker 8: send message.
- 57:10Speaker 1: Oh well, gotta go bye, don't put this on us.
- 57:13Speaker 2: You were so on time Weday, do this. You're having
- 57:16Speaker 2: a great day, on time. Great And then you got
- 57:20Speaker 2: to hear the the Bob laugh track. So you're late
- 57:23Speaker 2: and then you send us a message you're five minutes late.
- 57:26Speaker 1: And her defense, it was the golden laugh track. It
- 57:29Speaker 1: was golden. It was the day that I put my
- 57:31Speaker 1: pants and you you laughed at me.
- 57:34Speaker 2: Hey, before we give away tickets, let's get to Yinser
- 57:36Speaker 2: Creed guy here. Uh this guy likes to call us
- 57:41Speaker 2: in sing us Pittsburgh themed songs, you know as creed basically.
- 57:48Speaker 2: Uh so, Yinser Creed Guy is back here. He's got
- 57:52Speaker 2: Bucko fever. I think less Hoysty Oh yeah, Bucko fever.
- 57:57Speaker 12: Less clear bas come a less boys, Billy Cone here, cooking,
- 58:05Speaker 12: Paul esk.
- 58:07Speaker 1: All Skeens.
- 58:08Speaker 5: Can you host that traffic coll Yes to a plash
- 58:15Speaker 5: where Charlie Rogers arrayed. Wow, god man, he did it again.
- 58:25Speaker 5: He's got another good one in there. I like it
- 58:27Speaker 5: and you horst the come.
- 58:37Speaker 2: Uh pirates had a rough one yesterday they lost five
- 58:40Speaker 2: nothing stranded ten runners.
- 58:41Speaker 1: The five game win streak is over. Bubba Chandler had
- 58:44Speaker 1: a couple walks.
- 58:45Speaker 2: It is Paul Skeene's night tonight, though He's making his
- 58:48Speaker 2: first home start of the season on like a forty
- 58:51Speaker 2: degree Tuesday night, so I do not expect PNC Park
- 58:55Speaker 2: to be too packed for Paul Skeen's tonight. But hey,
- 58:59Speaker 2: you know, let's go box man. All right, here's your
- 59:02Speaker 2: chance to Winston tickets.
- 59:02Speaker 1: Call luck Artemiss two. They're they're putting out more space
- 59:07Speaker 1: pictures right now. Dude, I'm not Yeah, yeah, I mean
- 59:12Speaker 1: you sing too right here with me? Are you here
- 59:14Speaker 1: with me? Or are you out in space?
- 59:16Speaker 2: It is Mikey and Bob the ninety six to one
- 59:19Speaker 2: Kiss Morning Freak Show. Congratulations to Alyssa from bel Vernon.
- 59:23Speaker 2: Just want our tickets to go see En Vogue and
- 59:25Speaker 2: TLC and Salt and Peppa August twenty fourth out at Starlak.
- 59:29Speaker 1: Tickets on sale still ticketmaster dot com.
- 59:32Speaker 2: You got another chance at tickets coming up later this
- 59:34Speaker 2: afternoon around four thirty with Tall Kathy. Let's get to
- 59:38Speaker 2: some more of your talkback messages here again.
- 59:40Speaker 1: I believe This started.
- 59:41Speaker 2: With pet songs weeks ago, the funny weird songs you
- 59:45Speaker 2: sing to your pets, we have now transitioned into funny,
- 59:49Speaker 2: weird baby songs that maybe you sing to your small
- 59:53Speaker 2: child or your parents sang to you.
- 59:56Speaker 1: Let's get to this message, Mikey and Bob.
- 59:58Speaker 14: My name is Sarah, and I have a song that
- 1:00:02Speaker 14: my mom and grandma used to sing to me whenever
- 1:00:04Speaker 14: I was little. My family came up with it. It
- 1:00:08Speaker 14: goes Sara Fina Angelina Mozzarella Chia, and I have absolutely
- 1:00:14Speaker 14: no clue how they came up with it, but then
- 1:00:17Speaker 14: that's why I have a nickname, Sarafina.
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: Now wow, all right, yeah, thanks Sarah Fina Mozzarella. She's
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: a ball lord.
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: Okay, all right, let's get to another one.
- 1:00:28Speaker 15: Here, Heymi, Ki and Bob. I just moved back to
- 1:00:31Speaker 15: Pittsburgh from New York City. I've been there for the
- 1:00:33Speaker 15: last fifteen years, but I grew up here.
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: Hey, listen, first of all, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back,
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: and gone for fifteen years.
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: You went to New York City, you came back. You
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: turned on ninety six to one kiss you was like,
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: oh my gosh, still here. These dudes are still here
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: from when I left fifteen years ago. You are.
- 1:00:53Speaker 15: So, I'm currently living with my parents as a forty
- 1:00:55Speaker 15: year old until I find my new place.
- 1:00:58Speaker 3: None wrong with that.
- 1:00:59Speaker 15: And I occasionally sing this to annoy my mom.
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: Okay, wait, this is her mom song.
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: She we're in the mom songs now, so she's singing
- 1:01:08Speaker 2: this to annoy her mommom.
- 1:01:11Speaker 15: Yeah but doom yeah moommum, yeahmom, yeah yeahmum. Yeah.
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: Listen, she says she annoys her mom with that song.
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: You better watch out with that mim ya Badnia song.
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: They might kick you out of the house if you.
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: Keep singing that. You know, you sing that to the
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: wrong Pittsburgh mom. You'll just get a get on Yeah
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: you know what, wait at the door.
- 1:01:33Speaker 5: Wait, get out of here by me, and that we're
- 1:01:35Speaker 5: going fine.
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: Singing beginn you song.
- 1:01:42Speaker 2: Hey, the historic Artemis moon stuff that happened yesterday.
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: I think it might have, you know, broke you well, No,
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: I think it might have. I think it might have actually.
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: Come up with a new name for our show, if
- 1:01:55Speaker 2: we ever have to stop being Mikey and Bob The
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: Moon Trip.
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll get to that next.
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: And uh, you know, get to the end of the
- 1:02:04Speaker 2: show and name the podcast and all that stuff coming
- 1:02:06Speaker 2: up next it's Mikey bum nine kiss. All of humanity
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: should be fired up about the Artemis two mission, h
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: you know, going around the Moon and all the magical
- 1:02:22Speaker 2: stuff that they've done. But also there's a couple of
- 1:02:26Speaker 2: different NASA logos.
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: I don't know if you paid attention to this.
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: There's the one that's the blue circle that says NASA.
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: You know that one, right, I know that one.
- 1:02:35Speaker 2: Then there's the one that's with the red lettering it
- 1:02:38Speaker 2: says NASA.
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: You know that one too. There's there they're sure probably yeah,
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: there's that one. Yeah.
- 1:02:45Speaker 17: Uh.
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: Somebody posted today today I learned NASA's logos are called
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: the meatball for the blue one with the globe, and
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: the worm for the red lettering.
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: I that's amazing. They call the NASA logos meatball in
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: the worm.
- 1:02:59Speaker 2: So there's a meatball mass of logo and then there's
- 1:03:02Speaker 2: a worm meatball logo.
- 1:03:04Speaker 4: So what they're like, which one we using for this?
- 1:03:06Speaker 4: They meatball or the meatball or the worm.
- 1:03:09Speaker 2: And then somebody responded to a post about it and said,
- 1:03:13Speaker 2: you're listening to the morning radio show with Meatball in
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: the Worm and then somebody tagged.
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: Us, and you know what, they're not wrong. I listen.
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: I don't.
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: I don't like when people think morning Radio is just
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: this wacky zoo that hasn't changed since the nineteen nineties.
- 1:03:32Speaker 2: But also I can't fight it that if we needed
- 1:03:36Speaker 2: a wacky show name, that wasn't our real names that
- 1:03:39Speaker 2: we use. Meatball in the worm's not bad Meatball. It's
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: not bad Meatball in the Moonworm.
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: You want to name that the podcast today? Yes? Actually, yes,
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: as they saw on the dark side of the moon,
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: they went back there and their moonworms or moonworms? Man,
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: do I get to watch Artemis stuff again today? I'll
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: just watch it a streaming, still still streaming, dude, it's
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: always streaming.
- 1:04:06Speaker 2: You can always watch him up there. I mean, it's
- 1:04:07Speaker 2: gonna be nothing like yesterday. Yesterday was a big excitement.
- 1:04:10Speaker 2: But yeah, they're still up there doing you know, you
- 1:04:13Speaker 2: know what I want to do. Yesterday they kept talking.
- 1:04:15Speaker 2: By the way, do you know what the terminator is?
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: Do you watch enough to know what's the terminator is?
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: The terminator? Man? When they're looking at the moon, Okay,
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: you can see like the side of the moon that's
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: like lit up, uh huh. And then there's the dark
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: side of the moon. Yeah, the line the line of
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: the shadow that's called the terminator. Wow.
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: And they're talking about this yesterday on the whole NASA
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: stream and everything, and I just thought, I need.
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: Jay Coffield to deelestrate this because they're talking about determinator.
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: I need him circling if you're like, Terminator's right over here,
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: you know the Carol Crater that everybody was talking about
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: dance over. I needed Jake. I needed Jay Coffee a
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: lot on that telestrator, bringlestrator. I needed him to illustraight
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: the moon for mest terminator right here. Look at that
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: terminator yo, I mean mons and credits you can see
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: and early that terminator. I needed them to delestrat it
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: for me. You're gonna be okay, man, like this is
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: gonna come down back there soon. You're not gonna have
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: moon stuff to watch or outer space stuff to watch
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: for a little bit. You still gotta go see that movie.
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Project Tailman. Yeah, probably gonna go see it today.
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: It's like probably not all right.
- 1:05:27Speaker 2: More tickets to go see TLC, Sualtan Peppa and Vogue
- 1:05:30Speaker 2: with Tall Kathy around four thirty Buckos back at it tonight.
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: It's Paul Skeen's first home start of the season, six
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: forty Steelers, first day of unofficial offseason workouts.
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: Little both Steelers work well hard, didn't charge over there.
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: And you know what, it's a big night for me
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: because it's a brand new episode of the Curse of
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: Oak Island tonight on the History Channel. I think, Hey,
- 1:05:53Speaker 2: I think they might find that treasure tonight. Probably not, though, Okay.
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: That's it for us.
- 1:05:58Speaker 2: Ryan see Crush shows up right now if you if
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: you miss.
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: It, you shall get caught up on podcast by w
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: kst f M, Pittsburgh ninety six One Kiss