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We're Back! Fun With Futures, Mayo Cologne, Tyrone Billy Johnson · Three For The Money

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  Shaking with excitement. It's literally the only thing I've been thinking about.
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  That in college football. The video game.
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  So, I had COVID last week, so we decided to not do the pod because I was dying. But we're here
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  and we're back. We're live. Do it live. We're doing it live. Chris, how are we doing?
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  Doing good. I mean, like you said, football is right around the quarter. It's the most
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  magical time of the year. How can you be sad at a time like this?
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  Dip my toe back into baseball gambling just to kind of shake off the rust.
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  Doing all right so far. One and oh. Hopefully the Astros can hold on, make it two and oh.
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  But yeah, we're, it's good. Excited to be back talking some ball with the boys.
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  Yes, talking ball with the boys. How are we doing, Sean?
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  Doing good. Very excited to get back into this. Why am I not showing up on the screen?
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  I see you on the screen. Oh, you see me? Yeah, you're right there. You're right there.
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  It usually, my face usually pops up. So, I don't know. Weird. But yes, I'm very excited to talk
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  ball, futures, etc. Drama, you know, all the good stuff coming in early, well, early days of
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  mid training camp season, I suppose. Yeah, preseason has already started.
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  You know, preseason is preseason. After that first game, it's kind of like, all right.
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  It has been, let's get this going. Like, yeah, I saw this fake football. Let's get the real
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  shit going. Yeah, that's, that's, that's kind of it there. But yes, and this week we're going to
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  start off with our future bets. And then we can kind of bullshit after that. So we're not pressed
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  for time. So anyway, without further ado, it's fun with futures for the first time in two weeks
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  or three, whatever. Chris, I know you are prepared for this. So I'm going to throw it to you.
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  All right. Are we doing, we're doing NFL futures first or college?
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  Do whatever you want. We'll do NFL. Let's do NFL. Yeah. All right. I got a receiver
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  for future prop for this week. He is the epitome of the meme of a Ferrari parked in a trailer park.
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  He is Malik neighbors on the New York Giants. Malik neighbors over 875 and a half receiving yards.
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  He's the only good player on this team, but on this offense, I should say.
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  Daniel Jones, it's, it's his last stand. If he wants, he's not going to be a giant after
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  the season barring something terrible, unless he's amazing, unless he has the season of a lifetime,
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  even then, I don't know if that'll save him. He will not be a New York giant next season.
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  So this season he will be trying out for all 31 other teams to maybe have a starting role next
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  season and he's going to need to pad some stats and what better way to do that than throw it to
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  the only reliable receiver on the team. Sorry, Darius Slayton year, whatever. But yeah, neighbors,
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  he's had an amazing training camp. I know he's got an ankle thing right now. All reports say he
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  will no doubt good to go week one. That's all I care about. Don't, don't even dress him in the
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  preseason. Don't, don't make me sweat over a Giants preseason game where he gets carted off the field.
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  But it's he, like I said, he is the only good player on this offense. Danny Dimes will be feeding him.
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  The schedule actually works out where seven of the Giants 18 or 17 games will come against bad
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  secondaries. So the Vikings, Manders, Bengals, Eagles and Bucks were all last season, were all
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  bottom 10 in terms of receiving yards allowed. And I think he, he could get a thousand yards.
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  I honestly think that's possible. So over 875 and a half feels like a lot.
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  Yes, that feels really doable for a, you know, one of the best looking, looking rookie receivers
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  out there. I was surprised it was 875. I like, before I looked up the number, I was like, if it's
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  under 950, I'm going to take it. So I was thinking like nine to 950. And when I saw it, 875, take my
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  money. But then give it back when I went. But yeah, this is a win. Responsibly, of course.
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  Obviously. Do you have any more NFL?
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  This isn't an official play. It's more of a something I've been talking to myself into.
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  I think we'll let us lead the league in passing this season.
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  I think that's a, that would be a more believable thing to happen if Hopkins wasn't out for like
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  the first six weeks. I mean, yes, that is up to six weeks. It could be four. So that's,
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  I mean, I'm praying to God it's four. I haven't played it yet. I might, I think it was plus
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  700 on sandal, I think, less than my check. I mean, it's a new era in the term in the Titans
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  offense. We're not running it between the tackles anymore. It's going to be just get it. We saw in
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  the preseason a little bit, get it out quick yards after catch. And that's where I think this team
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  can thrive. Yes, Hopkins being out for at least a month hurts, but you still got Tyler Boyd.
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  You still got Calvin Ridley. So I got a boy in WI. Traylin Berks is apparently good again.
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  We'll see. He got hurt today. He did. Oh, I missed that. Like bad.
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  Is a hamstring thing. So it's kind of up in the air, but whatever. Okay. I mean, whatever.
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  But TyJ Spears, Tony Pollard, both phenomenal at catching the ball out of the backfield.
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  I think there is a path. There is a path for Will Levis to the Lincoln Pass.
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  Yeah. I think that's a, I think that's a really fun pick, but I don't think it's a pick that
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  the followers should, should follow unless you want to get fun with it. Like this isn't,
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  this isn't advice. This isn't advice. This is something I've just, I've been thinking about it
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  and I was like, it could happen. And I saw a stat. I forget who said this and it's gonna,
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  so this isn't from my brain. It's someone I saw on the internet. Last year when Jake Browning came in
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  for the Bengals under Brian Callahan, he threw four in like seven games. I think it was close.
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  I think it was 1800 yards he passed for. If you apply that to a 17 game, 17 game season,
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  it would be the fourth most passing yards in the league. And that's, that's pretty good.
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  I mean, Will Levis is better than him for our safety. It's like, it's like three and a half
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  thousand, I think. I think it was a little over four and like, yeah. And also like,
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  look at the guys I had who last year, Tua led the league in passing. I don't want to be Debbie
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  Downer. He's probably going to get hurt this season. He like, he's, don't wish any, any injury
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  on anyone. But statistically speaking, he's due for an injury. I hate to say that.
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  Jared Goff. I mean, I feel like he's kind of due for some regression.
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  Mahomes. I mean, aging Travis Kelsey, receiving course, not that great.
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  Josh Allen runs a lot. Dak Prescott. I'm kind of worried about him, but I don't know what C.
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  Doolaam's going to do. I don't know if he's going to start the season with the team. If he does get
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  a new deal. So there's a path. That's all I'm saying. There's a path. Plus 700 is worth the
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  sprinkle for what I think there's, I think there's a trail, not so much a path, but like a trail you
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  could follow to get there. He's a gunslinger. Yep. So I a lot of the offense is built around the
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  quarterback for the first time and God knows how long and for the Titans. Do you think that Will
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  Leviss under as his first real starting season under a new head coach can throw for over 4,000
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  yards to be the Titans Oilers first quarterback to ever throw for over 4,000 yards? Yes. Barring
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  injury. Yes. And like if you want to get in the weeds with it, the O line is way better this
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  season than it was last year. Just by like Scurranci's gonna be better. We get Latham who we
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  actually, it feels like we have an actual left, like a real left tackle for the first time and
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  God knows how since LaWon retired. I'm just saying it's worth the sprinkle. If he doesn't get 4,000
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  yards, I bar if he stays healthy, it doesn't get 4,000 yards. I'll be surprised. Yep. Okay. Sean,
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  what is what pick you got? Chris kind of sprinkled it a little bit, but I've got Josh Allen over
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  480 and a half Russian yards minus 125 five out of the six seasons. Josh Allen has been the starting
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  quarterback. He has rushed this number. Absolutely crushed it. I'm not really sure why it's so low.
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  He lost his two best receivers last year, Stefan Diggs and Gabe Davis. So I feel like he's gonna
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  have to use his wheels more than ever this year. He has an okay receiving core right now. They picked
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  up Curtis Samuels, which is like woohoo. But yeah, he's no stranger to running the rock. So I'd
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  probably take this as high as probably 525 maybe 550. But yeah, JA over 480 and a half.
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  I like that a lot. Yeah, like his receiving core is whatever. And they like they design runs for
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  them. Even when he has Stefan Diggs on the team, they designed runs. So now that there's no top five
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  wide receiving the NFL on the team, they'll probably do more. I hope so. I mean, this is such a low
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  rushing total. I know it's I know it's a quarterback. But for Josh Allen, I pulled up his stats
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  earlier. Let me see if I can. I don't know. One season he didn't go over was like 420, I think.
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  What do you have last season? Last season. I feel like he was running a lot, especially the last
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  few games when they were fighting for their lives. Last season, he had a career high in rushing
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  touchdowns 15. Yeah, he rushed for 524 yards. Yeah, I like seasons before he rushed for 763 and 762.
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  So seven. Wow. Yeah. All right. Yeah. I like it even more. That one season where he rose for 421.
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  That was the 2020 season, COVID season. Not sure if that really has anything to do with it, but it's
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  worth mentioning. I like it a lot. Will, do you have a pick for us? I do have a pick. It kind of a
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  spur of the moment one, but it's a fun one. It's on Fandall. It's a special one. It's a special
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  Titans one. Plus 600. Will Leviss to score five plus rushing touchdowns in the regular season.
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  The one thing that I took away from this one preseason game that the Titans have already played
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  is that Will Leviss is going to put this team on his fucking back. He is going to run the rock
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  if he has to. And he's going to do it even if he doesn't have to. Like the first touchdown
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  that we scored in the preseason was a Will Leviss rushing touchdown. And that was right after
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  he got them to the one yard line in a crazy rush. And so this was just fun. I think it's just fun.
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  And then I actually looked up some stats on it. His senior year at Kentucky, I think he was like
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  kind of hurt a little bit and the offensive line was like not that good. But his junior year,
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  he played the whole season at nine rushing touchdowns. And so this is a fun one. Plus 600
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  future prop on the Titans for Will Leviss with his eight inch cock to lead us to the promised land.
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  All right. You say it was four or five? Five plus rushing touchdowns. Five plus. Okay.
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  Yeah. I mean that's doable. Yeah. That's I mean he's a big strong guy. You get down at the one.
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  I mean you could have like at least three or four off QB sneaks alone. Yeah. And like the line is
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  better. And like we we've seen like even in the preseason but before the preseason like
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  when when we went to Miami and he did like a fucking flip mid game. Yeah. And like flattened
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  Jalen Ramsey. That was crazy. He will run the fuck out of this rock. And we're going to hit this plus
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  600. And yeah, that's it. That's my that's my problem. Five rushing touchdowns. Leave the
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  league in passing. I think it's MVP type season for Will. Man, we're talking about it. We're
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  talking about it. Welcome back to the Will Leviss podcast. I really want one of those
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  those jerseys, you know, just eight but like the the inch. I really want one but
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  I can't be wearing that to a game. You can wear it in public. You could wear it to a game.
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  That might be like the only place you can wear it. Yeah. I don't know. It's just like kids around
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  and it's like it's like daddy. What does that mean? It's like what is that apostrophe?
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  It's his foot size.
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  Size eight.
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  All right. Chris, what are your your college futures before we we do in college kind of kind
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  of zigzag around to find it. Let me find them real quick. I have this notebook full of random
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  scribbles. Here they are. Okay. Should we do positive or negative first?
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  Let's do positive because I'm going to be really negative on the team. I'm down on positive. North
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  Carolina. North Carolina Tar Heels. Missing Drake May. Gone to the NFL draft. Doesn't matter.
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  Over seven and a half wins. Quarterback situation. Not great. Not bad but not great. North Carolina.
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  The running back is great. Marley Hampton had 1500 rushing or rushing yards and 15 touchdowns last
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  season. He's top five running back in the ACC. I shot off the top of my head maybe even higher than
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  that. Their defense was god awful last season. It can't get worse. That's so it can get better.
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  You can only go up. Gene Chisg is out. He got awful defensive coordinator. I don't think it was all
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  his fault how bad the defense was. He had to do something. He had to play a part. Their schedule
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  is as soft as it gets. I count seven wins like easy. Charlotte NC Central, James Madison Pitt,
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  Virginia Wake, Boston College. That's seven wins right there. I'm giving them. I need a win out of
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  four toss ups. Minnesota, Duke, Georgia Tech, and Wake. Minnesota is week one. I think it's in
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  Minnesota. I don't think Minnesota is very good but it's a weird game going to Minnesota. They could
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  win that game easy. Duke, new quarterback, new coach. Who knows how good they're going to be.
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  Georgia Tech's defense is atrocious and Wake is not good. If you can get me a win out of any four
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  of those toss ups, I'm sitting at eight wins at least. UNC over seven and a half minus 120 on
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  Bettinge. Now we'll get real negative real quick. The Kennesaw State Owls. Home of
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  current WWE Intercontinental Champion Bronbreaker. They suck. I don't know why they're going to
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  FBS money but they're not good. Last season in FCS play, they did not win an FCS game.
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  0-6 in FCS play. You could argue they weren't really trying because there's no point. They had no
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  postseason eligibility. You should still win a game. Even if you're not trying, you should still
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  win a game. They had two bad losses to Tennessee Tech and Charleston Southern both finished at
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  four and seven. Just bad, bad teams that they were losing to. They had three wins last season
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  against legitimate D2 schools. I've never heard of these schools. If they go 0-12, it wouldn't
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  shock me. They're going to be dogs in every single game and that's including an FCS
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  game against UT Martin. UT Martin was good last season. They're at the same playing field. You see
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  FBS FC, this doesn't apply here. They're the same playing field. If they, like I said, if they don't
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  win a game, it wouldn't shock me. Kenesaw State under 2.5. They're going to be bad.
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  This is a program without an identity. They used to run the triple option.
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  NCAA is trying to not ban that, but eliminate it. They made cut blocking illegal. I just
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  don't see how they win a game. Conference USA has got off. It has got off,
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  but I cannot find three wins on this schedule. Kenesaw under 2.5. Sorry, Bron Breaker, but it's
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  under 2.5. They're going to be like that. Man, this is bad tea. This is bad tea.
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  Are you losing a Tennessee Tech? Tennessee Tech, I'm pretty sure it was at home. I could be wrong,
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  but you're losing a Tennessee Tech. That's not good. Yeah, they're not good. They're very bad.
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  I'll go on a limb and say that they're very bad. Yeah, under 2.5.
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  Yeah. Okay. Great picks, boys. Do we want to talk about how our dynasty modes are going?
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  Sure. All right. I just won the Natty in my fifth year of being the head coach,
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  being the OC at Western Michigan. And last season, I lost in the semifinal to Georgia,
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  and I came back, went undefeated, and then won the national championship.
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  And both of these years, last year when I lost and this year when I won,
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  the head coach got the head coach of the year award, and the defensive coordinator got the
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  defensive coordinator of the year award. I didn't get the offensive coordinator of the year award.
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  I'm the one going out there recruiting. I'm putting my feet to the pavement,
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  going to houses, sending DMs, giving the hard sell to all these kids coming to me,
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  looking for leadership, looking for guidance. And I'm putting up 70 points a game.
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  I'm putting up 60 points a game. We're in the Mac. Now my team is actually good.
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  My team overall is like 86 and everyone else is like 79. My team is so much better than everyone
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  else in the Mac. It was insane. I'm the one doing it. I am building this program, not this
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  bum head coach. When are they going to get me in the seat? And so I did figure out that I was like,
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  okay, I'm going to win the national championship, and then I'm going to go somewhere else.
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  And then I won the national championship. I was like, cool. And then the coaching carousel or
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  like open job offers thing went away. And so now I'm still the OC at Western Michigan. Nothing
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  has changed. But yeah, I recruited a player, a four star gem quarterback named Mohammed Ali.
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  Oh, that's awesome. That's that's my that's my update. OC Corinthians Thompson is a national
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  champion. He will be he will be coasting this year in order to get a an upgrade a job job promotion
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  somewhere else, either a head coach or an OC at a prestigious university. And so we're making our
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  way. We're making our way. How we doing, Chris? Well, we have very similar dynasty paths. I
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  won the Natty this afternoon in my fifth year at San Jose State University.
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  Let's go. I was yesterday. Awesome. But same exact thing. No, like I saw the carousel close
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  like during the turn or yeah, during the playoffs. But I didn't want to go anywhere. I didn't want to
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  bail on these kids. But yeah, I smart the head coach. I think it was last year, not maybe one
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  this year. I don't remember one head coach of the year award. And then the D coordinator was
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  nominated for he didn't win it. He was nominated for the coordinator of the year. And I don't know
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  if you do I play defense now because I didn't like that the seasons were going by so fast. And I
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  actually wanted to play defense. So I was like, I'm playing defense. And this like this Joe Schmo
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  is getting all the credit is bullshit. So yeah, I think this last season might be the end of the
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  catfish slaughter era as the OC at San Jose State. I would like to go to like a whatever power for
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  school, just because like I don't want to go to like, I don't like Northern Illinois or someone
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  to like have to build up another team when I pretty much did that all on my own. But yeah,
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  national champion not going to apologize for it. And it was awesome. I didn't think it would happen.
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  Because I made the tournament my second year, but I didn't play defense. And I made it to the
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  semifinals. And I made the tournament last year, or playoff, I should say last year,
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  when I was playing defense and just got smacked by Georgia, just could not stop anything. So when
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  we got it in this year, I was like, whatever, just gonna lose shut out Oregon. And the and the
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  quarterfinal was like, Oh, shit. Okay, my figure something out, be Michigan State in the semifinal,
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  which was funny, and then beat Michigan in the Natty and vote like the defense was amazing.
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  All like all three games. And I don't know where that came from. Because I suck at defense. But
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  yeah, national champion going to defend it. Maybe you run it back. But probably going to
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  get somewhere else after this. Did you think like the update like changed anything? Like it felt like
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  I play on freshman because I've never I never played a football game before. Yeah.
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  I needed to learn how to fucking play the game. I get it. But this past season, like the new update
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  came out. And like, the game just got incredibly easy. And so I'm gonna up the difficulty one.
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  Then and see what that does. But it felt like the game got just like, super easy.
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  I don't know. Running back at my running back at 3,500 yards.
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  I think that's the freshman difficulty. It wasn't that easy the season before.
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  I mean, I don't I'm not going to say that the update probably helped, but also playing on freshman.
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  Oh, yeah, probably helped. Yeah, definitely. Definitely helped. It definitely did. I don't
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  know. I don't know if it got easier because there's sometimes like, I would line up and just like
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  normal defense, like even play, not play like to defend the past. And sometimes just quarterback
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  drops back. Guys just runs a go and is just streaking downfield knowing within like five yards of them.
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  That happened a few times. I was like, I mean, what what the fuck am I supposed to do?
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  Yeah, I thought it got the play, at least from my perspective, the playoff got more realistic.
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  Because the second year when I made it, it was me and like two other G five teams made it. So
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  it was three G five teams in the playoff and that's just preposterous. So I think one of the
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  things they did was like, we're going to actually make this somewhat realistic
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  for a video game. And the last two seasons I played after the update, it was like all power five and
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  one G five. That's got intended. But I don't know if it got easier because I still sometimes I'm like,
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  how do you how do you play defense? Yeah,
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  for a sweat difficulty do you play on all American? Okay, I don't want to do Heisman because I've
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  seen like clips of people playing Heisman and it's just ridiculous shit happens. And I want to have
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  fun playing the video game.
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  Yeah, I had to I was playing on all American. I had to turn the difficulty down to freshman,
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  freshman, no, not varsity varsity. Yeah. So but I found that varsity was like miles easier than
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  all American. And I've been playing on all American for like three seasons. And when I switched over
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  to varsity, I was putting up like 80 points and I was like, okay, now this is too easy.
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  You just got to get it all America. I know is but
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  God, I threw so many fucking interceptions on all American. Oh, yeah. So many. I think with my
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  freshman quarterback and the playoffs, the playoffs alone, I think I threw eight interceptions.
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  I threw three in the net. Yeah, I had like a I had like a four star QB I didn't draft him but
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  or I didn't recruit him or anything. But like, I was like, man, his fucking draft stock is going
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  down. Like he's not going to get drafted because of this kid's life.
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  But a little update on mine. I was at North Texas for two years. And then I went back to Colorado
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  State. I got an offer to be the head coach back Colorado State. So I'm back home. I'm back home.
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  And I did finish the story. I won the Natty against Pitt, which was super weird. Yeah.
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  I was like, all right, this is like the worst national title game of all time.
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  Colorado State. It's like you wouldn't even watch that if it was a bowl game.
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  Yeah, that's a famous Idaho potato bowl. If I've ever heard.
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  But yes, we got the Natty. And then I haven't really been playing much because I was like,
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  all right, well, I'm done. But I'm not done. I did it. Well, we'll get back. We'll get back to it.
• 33:19
  Yeah, my Natty victory was my Western Michigan Broncos versus the Wisconsin Badgers,
• 33:31
  which sounds like a very defensive run heavy. That sounds boring as hell.
• 33:39
  And so that was that was funny.
• 33:41
  What was yours, Chris? Michigan, right? But so it was actually realistic,
• 33:50
  aside from playing Michigan State in the semifinal. But it could have been from San Jose State being in
• 33:56
  the national team. Well, that's obviously. But the other semifinal was Michigan NC State. And I
• 34:06
  was like, man, a fancy state win. It's going to suck. No one's going to wash the low straight in
• 34:13
  Natty of all time. I think one of the most rewarding parts of like building up that team
• 34:22
  is when you play a home game and like nobody's there in the beginning. And then like you're
• 34:28
  actually good. And then there's like everyone in the whole town is there.
• 34:32
  I didn't have you guys played road to glory at all. Yeah. That wasn't my experience of road to
• 34:40
  glory. I started Northern Illinois as a quarterback and like 50 people were there the entire time.
• 34:48
  Even my sophomore season, we went undefeated in conference play and won the Mac. No
• 34:56
  no crowd difference. It was still just like 25 people. What the fuck do I have to do?
• 35:06
  I'm at Northwestern and it's kind of like that too. Yeah, like you get you get some crowd for
• 35:12
  like the night game, but like those like, you know, 11 o'clock games, nobody's fucking there.
• 35:18
  It's pretty funny. But even like last game of this like last game of the season, we're like
• 35:26
  whatever 10 and one undefeated in conference play. What more do I have to do? So yeah,
• 35:33
  transfer to went to Miami. Hell yeah. I've always played like three games of that. But
• 35:40
  yeah. Oh, I make sure I have like the GPA like the minimum because I've seen some people like
• 35:51
  if you don't have it at like a two or whatever it is, you will like get benched in a game.
• 35:57
  So I don't like I don't want that to happen. But if I get to like a two five, I just kind of fuck
• 36:03
  off. Some little text was like, Hey, got a copy of this paper. Yeah, I don't care. I always.
• 36:14
  I got the answers to this quiz. You want me to text them to you? I'm like for sure, dude. And
• 36:18
  my finding my advisors like, Hey, you should come in and study. I'll be like, Yeah,
• 36:23
  I'll study a little bit. Like I do the bare minimum when it's crunch time.
• 36:26
  I get that I show up for tests. I thought it was bullshit. The first time like my freshman season
• 36:36
  at Northern Illinois, like the first thing I got when it was like, Hey, you can cheat on this exam
• 36:40
  or whatever. Like, yeah, let's do it. Let's have some fun. Immediately got caught. At least like,
• 36:47
  let me get away with it the first time. And the second time you you've bus me. Like, what's the
• 36:53
  point of like, it's a video game. Like, let me have fun and cheat. Have you got invited to like
• 37:02
  parties and stuff? Oh, I always go to this. Yeah, I always go to team meetings at eight.
• 37:10
  You'll be out past curfew if you do this. And it's like, Okay, cool. I'm still going. Yeah.
• 37:16
  And it's like, yeah, somebody caught a picture of you on social media at this house party. I'm like,
• 37:21
  yeah, I was there. Fucking dope.
• 37:30
  So stupid. This game doesn't want you to have any fun. Exactly. Let me get away with some things.
• 37:37
  Yeah.
• 37:40
  But I go to Miami, gonna drink my balls off. And then I'm gonna copy someone's paper.
• 37:45
  I didn't go to Miami for like, the academic prestige.
• 37:53
  Absolutely not.
• 37:56
  Went to go meet some whores.
• 38:00
  And throw tetties. What, what, what's say we talk about real football and not virtual football now.
• 38:07
  I think that could probably be the fucking move. Yeah.
• 38:10
  Yeah.
• 38:14
  As fun as it is talking about fantasy virtual football.
• 38:20
  This is real life. Yeah, we got to get serious about it.
• 38:24
  Okay, now to talk about real football. Moving on. Will Levis has a mayonnaise perfume.
• 38:35
  Yes, cologne. Sorry, it's from it. Not a perfume.
• 38:37
  Right. I'm sorry. I heard it's eight bucks.
• 38:43
  Better be. Wow. How fitting.
• 38:45
  One one inch for it. One dollar for every inch of his wiener.
• 38:54
  Geez.
• 38:56
  But is this real? Or is this a bit? I was about to ask that.
• 38:59
  I don't, I don't know. I don't really care. I maybe it's a strategic move.
• 39:08
  Like nobody wants to tackle a guy that smells like mayonnaise.
• 39:13
  That that could be a great move.
• 39:18
  But I don't know. I mean, that's not a bad, not a bad thought there, Sean.
• 39:23
  Even if it's not real, I don't like, I'm glad we're having fun.
• 39:30
  Yeah, let's just have some fun.
• 39:32
  Yeah, it's good to see players having fun again.
• 39:36
  Yeah.
• 39:37
  It's just weird that it's like mayonnaise.
• 39:39
  Because that's his thing. He likes mayonnaise.
• 39:42
  And his coffee.
• 39:45
  I mean, I like mayonnaise too, but
• 39:46
  I don't really even think he likes it that much.
• 39:55
  He's just it's just something he's rolling with to get that bag.
• 39:58
  And honestly, I kind of respect it.
• 40:01
  Oh, yeah. Like it's his brand. He's the mayonnaise guy.
• 40:04
  I'm surprised it took this long, honestly.
• 40:08
  I think he's been sponsored by Hellman's for a while.
• 40:10
  It's just the the the cologne thing is a new new venture. Where is even by that?
• 40:19
  Walmart or the hell else?
• 40:22
  Walmart.
• 40:24
  I mean, what? Where else would you buy?
• 40:28
  They ain't got Macy's in Kentucky.
• 40:32
  They don't.
• 40:34
  I mean, that was just probably not.
• 40:37
  You can buy it right now on willlevisnumbereight.com.
• 40:42
  Buy it.
• 40:43
  No, buy it.
• 40:45
  It's eight bucks.
• 40:46
  You buy you buy you got it pulled up.
• 40:50
  It's sold out.
• 40:51
  I'm not even joking.
• 40:53
  It says sold out.
• 40:56
  I need to know if this is real.
• 40:57
  I feel stupid if this is real.
• 41:01
  Because I'm like, yeah, well, of course it's real.
• 41:03
  Okay, will levis number eight is sold out for the day.
• 41:06
  The scent of greatness will be restocked tomorrow at 10 a.m. Eastern time.
• 41:12
  So 9 a.m. Get on your laptop.
• 41:14
  Go to willlevisnumbereight.com and slash products and you will find the perfume de manes.
• 41:24
  The fragrant notes of fragrance brightened tart lemon.
• 41:28
  The fragrance opens up with a bright zesty burst of tart lemon that provides a refreshing
• 41:32
  and clean introduction at the heart of the fragrance lies a daring manes accord.
• 41:38
  The creamy and slightly tangy note adds an unexpected twist mirror mirroring will levis's
• 41:43
  bold personality.
• 41:45
  The mayonnaise according.
• 41:47
  The mayonnaise accord provides a rich smooth texture to the fragrance,
• 41:51
  making it a complex and memorable fragrance.
• 41:56
  This compliment complimenting the mayonnaise a whisper of parsley adds a fresh herbal
• 42:01
  element to the sense heart.
• 42:03
  The green aroma quality of the herb enhances the fragrance with a natural earthy tone reminiscent
• 42:10
  of a well prepared dish.
• 42:12
  Oh, here we go.
• 42:13
  The coffee undertones.
• 42:16
  The fragrance will not be complete without subtle coffee undertones reminiscent of willle
• 42:21
  signature mayonnaise infused brew.
• 42:24
  The coffee note brings out a robust slightly bitter edge filled with depth and warmth.
• 42:30
  It adds a comforting familiar touch grounding the fragrance in a sense of reliability and
• 42:36
  strength.
• 42:39
  Wow.
• 42:41
  So do you want to smell like lemon mayonnaise and coffee?
• 42:45
  And parsley.
• 42:50
  Who who's buying this?
• 42:52
  I don't know.
• 42:53
  It's sold out though.
• 42:54
  A lot of people.
• 42:55
  Who wrote that?
• 43:00
  Who got paid?
• 43:01
  That's on the website.
• 43:03
  I assume it's I mean it's it's on the Hellman's website,
• 43:07
  but it redirects you to willlevisnumber8.com.
• 43:13
  That's incredible.
• 43:13
  I mean that's incredible.
• 43:15
  If it's real, that's so fucking funny.
• 43:18
  I feel like I just want to buy it just to see if it is real.
• 43:22
  Got to wear it.
• 43:22
  If I actually get something in the mail.
• 43:25
  Got to wear it to the game.
• 43:29
  This kind of reminds me of that Hannibal Burris bit where he makes sandwiches,
• 43:35
  but he puts his fingers in the pickle juice and flicks it on his sandwich for flavor.
• 43:40
  Look at all my sandwiches.
• 43:43
  Yeah, this is reminiscent of that one Hannibal Burris bit.
• 43:49
  Because I'm thinking about it and when you first started talking,
• 43:53
  I didn't know it had coffee undertones, but I was like, could you spray this on a sandwich
• 44:01
  and and get a little little mayonnaise flavor?
• 44:04
  I probably wouldn't.
• 44:06
  We'll let you try that one.
• 44:07
  Well, I'm just I'm just wondering if anybody's thought of that or if you can eat it.
• 44:15
  Why don't you buy it and try it?
• 44:26
  If you can eat it.
• 44:30
  Just wondering if you can eat it.
• 44:31
  I don't know.
• 44:33
  Again, there's only one way to find out.
• 44:36
  Eight dollars.
• 44:38
  I don't get that kind of money.
• 44:39
  You don't have eight dollars.
• 44:41
  What if we pull our money to buy a bottle of Will Levis, whatever mayonnaise,
• 44:49
  Colo, whatever it's called.
• 44:53
  Perfume de mayonnaise.
• 44:56
  Perfume de mayonnaise.
• 44:59
  I don't want to call it that.
• 45:01
  That's what it's fucking called.
• 45:03
  No, but I don't want to call it that.
• 45:04
  Well, really, really, it's called really it's called Will Levis number eight.
• 45:11
  I'll call it that.
• 45:13
  Will Levis number eight.
• 45:18
  The spicy turkey club.
• 45:22
  Number eight.
• 45:25
  Oh, God.
• 45:28
  I did see someone on Twitter pose a question.
• 45:31
  I was like, do you think this would have ever happened if
• 45:33
  Fribble was still the head coach?
• 45:35
  No.
• 45:37
  Yeah, I agree.
• 45:38
  I don't.
• 45:38
  Is that up to him?
• 45:41
  But he's kind of like a, I mean, no, it's not.
• 45:44
  But he would set like a tone of like, I'm not telling you not to do it,
• 45:49
  but if you do do it, I will look down on you.
• 45:52
  Yeah, because this is stupid.
• 45:54
  And we're no nonsense football club here at the Tennessee Titans.
• 45:59
  I mean, two of his players started a podcast where they compared each other's dicks and
• 46:05
  talked about masturbating all the time at the beginning.
• 46:09
  But that's basically what busting with the boys was for like the first 50 episodes.
• 46:15
  Really on the trucks.
• 46:16
  I know LaWon was on the team was Will on the team when that was gone.
• 46:23
  I don't think he was.
• 46:24
  I think he might have been on the P squad.
• 46:26
  Oh, well, that's okay.
• 46:28
  I don't care.
• 46:29
  I mean, LaWon was untouchable.
• 46:32
  He was looking for a job and then I'll say, he went to like the Raiders and
• 46:37
  saying or tried out knows the foul.
• 46:39
  So he tried out.
• 46:40
  Well, there was that one year he was on the practice squad and got elevated up
• 46:45
  and then like played the remaining games.
• 46:48
  Might have been that year.
• 46:49
  Yeah.
• 46:51
  I want to say it was that year.
• 46:52
  And then maybe went and then because I know like when, you know, he went to the Raiders,
• 47:00
  like they were like, Oh my God, are you still going to do but you know, all that.
• 47:03
  And it's like, so.
• 47:07
  And it turned out he was there for like a month.
• 47:11
  Yeah.
• 47:11
  That's that.
• 47:13
  Yeah.
• 47:13
  I don't know.
• 47:14
  That's a good point.
• 47:15
  I feel like they I mean, LaWon was untouchable because he was graded his job at the time.
• 47:22
  And they were both vets.
• 47:25
  So it's not like it's not a second year guy.
• 47:28
  Yeah, that's true.
• 47:30
  Man, it's also not like, yes, a podcast edit, like especially when you're talking about
• 47:35
  jerking off and locker room talking shit.
• 47:38
  That's stupid, but it's not as stupid as a mayonnaise column.
• 47:43
  Yes.
• 47:45
  True.
• 47:46
  So I don't know if Ravel would let that fly.
• 47:49
  Honestly.
• 47:50
  Yeah, he probably would have saw it and then.
• 47:54
  Like, you really want to do that?
• 47:56
  You really want to keep doing that?
• 47:59
  You look fucking stupid.
• 48:03
  Something like that.
• 48:04
  Yeah.
• 48:08
  Shit, I had something about that.
• 48:14
  Kind of.
• 48:15
  I forgot what it was.
• 48:16
  That'll come back to me.
• 48:17
  Maybe probably not.
• 48:18
  Anyway, what else is going on?
• 48:23
  It's just kind of training camp and preseason right now.
• 48:27
  JJ McCarthy got injured.
• 48:31
  Whatever.
• 48:32
  I was right about that.
• 48:34
  You were right about that?
• 48:36
  I said JJ McCarthy would not be the starter come week one.
• 48:41
  And I think you also said he wouldn't play a full season if I'm not mistaken.
• 48:45
  I said, yeah, yes, I did.
• 48:49
  So.
• 48:49
  Hit that center.
• 48:51
  Yeah, I said that.
• 48:52
  Two for two on JJ McCarthy takes.
• 48:55
  Just saying.
• 48:58
  You never want to.
• 49:00
  You never root for injury, but.
• 49:02
  Oh, no, I was not.
• 49:04
  It feels good to be right.
• 49:06
  You know what I mean?
• 49:07
  I mean, when I saw that, I wasn't necessarily heartbroken.
• 49:11
  I was like, I mean, yes, I was like, oh, I don't want this child,
• 49:14
  which I would not hold the is I don't want him to have a torn meniscus, but also.
• 49:21
  I was right.
• 49:22
  Twofold.
• 49:25
  So I mean, it sucks.
• 49:29
  I don't think I mean, it's like people are like, oh, he looks so good and camp.
• 49:34
  He looked great in the preseason game.
• 49:35
  Cool.
• 49:36
  I still think he was going to be very good.
• 49:37
  So I don't think the Viking season is going to change that much at all.
• 49:40
  If I'm being honest.
• 49:41
  Yeah, is Sam Darnold the move or I think I think he's the only option.
• 49:50
  I don't know.
• 49:50
  I think that I go.
• 49:52
  Who else is out there?
• 49:53
  Flacco is on the Ryan Tana Hill.
• 49:55
  That's what I was just about to say, Will.
• 49:57
  I was like, Ryan Tana Hill is about to get a call with a Minneapolis area code.
• 50:04
  If you don't know, doesn't work out.
• 50:06
  I was going to say, would you would you call him now or you roll it with Donald for three weeks?
• 50:13
  I don't know.
• 50:14
  I think that like Sam Darnold did not do that great this week in training camp.
• 50:22
  I think he threw a couple of picks.
• 50:24
  Yeah, he's not good.
• 50:25
  Yeah.
• 50:26
  Yeah, I don't think Sam Darnold has been good.
• 50:31
  No, never.
• 50:32
  I mean, he would when he came in like mop up duty with 49ers, everyone was like, hey,
• 50:38
  Sam Darnold back.
• 50:39
  I was like, no, he never plays and he's on the best offense like ever.
• 50:45
  He's not going to.
• 50:46
  He's bad.
• 50:47
  He is not a good quarterback.
• 50:49
  So yeah, I mean, there's Vikings.
• 50:51
  Thing is, if Sam Darnold goes down, you got Nick Mullins coming at the backup.
• 50:57
  I was going to say, who the hell else is on the dobs on that?
• 51:00
  No.
• 51:04
  Dobbs is some Cleveland.
• 51:06
  I feel like he just ends up back in Cleveland.
• 51:09
  Dobbs is on the Niners.
• 51:10
  He ran in the touchdown three season game.
• 51:13
  Oh, he did.
• 51:14
  That's right.
• 51:14
  Yeah.
• 51:15
  Yeah.
• 51:19
  Super Bowl ring coming for the Astrodubs.
• 51:22
  Oh, speaking of former Tennessee quarterbacks,
• 51:26
  Joe Milton is the savior of the New England Patriots.
• 51:32
  Oh, apparently, yes.
• 51:35
  That's going to be a tough decision, I feel like, for Patriots fans, maybe not so much the front
• 51:44
  office.
• 51:45
  But I feel like as a Patriots fan, you'd be like, yo, just get Bazooka Joe out there.
• 51:52
  Yeah.
• 51:52
  I mean, you should because right now, the Patriots
• 51:56
  are right in the sweet spot of watching Joe Milton play football.
• 52:01
  And it's he balls out in practice, and he does great and meaningless games.
• 52:07
  And that's his ceiling.
• 52:09
  And then if for whatever reason, he wins the starting job or Drake may gets hurt and he has
• 52:15
  to come in, you will see the real Joe Milton.
• 52:17
  And that is a very average at best quarterback.
• 52:21
  And that I think you're like, oh, yeah, he's really not that good.
• 52:28
  All right.
• 52:28
  Well, let's roll with it, I guess.
• 52:33
  That's the next phase of the Joe Milton experience is like, oh, I guess he's just really good
• 52:40
  when no one's trying to stop him.
• 52:44
  Oh, OK.
• 52:44
  Patriots are just a big old dumpster fire as right now.
• 52:53
  Yeah, they traded a Matthew Jude on today.
• 52:56
  Yeah, they did.
• 52:57
  Yeah, to the Falcons.
• 52:59
  I miss that shit.
• 53:01
  I saw he was like having contract disputes.
• 53:04
  I didn't know he got officially traded.
• 53:06
  Damn, it's hoping the Titans.
• 53:11
  I knew we wouldn't, but I just was waiting for people to be like, oh, if he goes to whatever
• 53:19
  good team, he makes him a contender.
• 53:21
  Oh, he goes to the Titans.
• 53:22
  He's washed.
• 53:24
  Only washed players go to the Titans.
• 53:26
  Yes, it is the way it is.
• 53:28
  Allegedly.
• 53:30
  No, I mean, that's what the.
• 53:33
  Oh, that's what people say.
• 53:34
  That's what the liberal media would have you.
• 53:41
  What the Lib Tards say.
• 53:44
  The liberal media over at ESPN.
• 53:50
  Oh, God.
• 53:54
  Right wing sports.
• 53:59
  Speaking of contract negotiations, who?
• 54:02
  Who?
• 54:04
  Who is having that go on, John?
• 54:07
  That you wanted to discuss?
• 54:09
  The sun reddit.
• 54:12
  Yeah, yeah, the jets.
• 54:14
  Yeah.
• 54:15
  Yeah.
• 54:16
  So like he gets traded.
• 54:20
  I told you this wrong yesterday, Will, when we were talking about it, but he gets traded from
• 54:24
  the Eagles to the jets.
• 54:27
  No new contract.
• 54:29
  Other than the contract he was already on.
• 54:31
  He has owed a million dollars this year.
• 54:36
  That's it.
• 54:38
  Yes, I thought it was.
• 54:41
  His like his cash.
• 54:42
  Signed like, oh, oh, his cash hit is a million dollars.
• 54:47
  So like, obviously this dude wants a new contract.
• 54:53
  Doesn't want to be paying playing on a million dollar contract when he is recorded 27 sacks
• 54:59
  over the past two seasons.
• 55:03
  They should work something out with this guy.
• 55:08
  He has since requested a trade from the jets without even playing a snap, without even going
• 55:13
  to a practice.
• 55:16
  They're trying to work something out, but they want him in the building.
• 55:20
  But that would make him, you know, he doesn't want to go in the building.
• 55:27
  That's not for him to discuss. That's for him and his agent to discuss privately with
• 55:32
  the GM and, you know, the other front office.
• 55:36
  So he doesn't even want to step foot in the training camp until he gets a new deal, which
• 55:43
  I don't know.
• 55:46
  Player holdouts, it's his right.
• 55:48
  Player holdouts are, are tricky.
• 55:53
  Go ahead.
• 55:53
  I think if you're the jets, pay the guy.
• 55:58
  Your window is two years max.
• 56:02
  Because once Aaron Rogers retires, you're back to a relevancy.
• 56:07
  So you pay this man whatever he wants.
• 56:10
  Sorry, you sack up and you go for a Super Bowl while you can.
• 56:14
  Because and also like, who the hell do the jets think they are?
• 56:18
  Like you had Aaron Rogers, like, for some reason, choose to go to your worthless
• 56:23
  organization.
• 56:24
  If you have that, you capitalize on it.
• 56:26
  You pay anybody, whatever they want.
• 56:29
  The salary cap is not real.
• 56:31
  We have seen that proven many times, especially by the chiefs.
• 56:37
  Pay the man, find a way to do your, the cap gymnastics, pay the guy what he wants and
• 56:42
  fucking go try to win a Super Bowl for real.
• 56:45
  Because like after two years, this is done.
• 56:47
  You're, you're back to the seller dwellers.
• 56:50
  You're irrelevant.
• 56:51
  You're irrelevant. So go for it while you can.
• 56:55
  I 100% agree.
• 56:58
  That was a point I was going to make as well.
• 57:00
  Like this is your, this is your shot.
• 57:02
  This is like, this is it.
• 57:04
  You've got to go all in or you do not care.
• 57:08
  And if you've built this, this team that has a, they have a jets have a good team.
• 57:14
  And that's weird to say they have a good team.
• 57:17
  And they had a good team last year with Zach Wilson.
• 57:21
  Like if they had a competent quarterback, they make the playoffs.
• 57:25
  And now you have one of the best quarterbacks of all time.
• 57:28
  The granted, he's geriatric and on one leg potentially, but he's still Aaron Rogers.
• 57:35
  This team is still, it is very good.
• 57:38
  So you, you go for it.
• 57:40
  I don't know what they're thinking.
• 57:41
  Yeah. This, the GM's name is Joe Douglas.
• 57:50
  He was, he was with the Eagles before becoming the Jets general manager in 2019,
• 57:58
  but since 2019, I don't know, dude, like, let me pull up the draft.
• 58:05
  He's been with the Jets since 19.
• 58:12
  Yeah. Let me pull up his draft picks since 2019.
• 58:20
  Because he drafted Zach Wilson.
• 58:22
  So it's his fault.
• 58:26
  I mean, 19, did he, no, Donald's been the league longer than that.
• 58:31
  I'm sure I think was Zach Wilson like his quarter, like this is my quarterback pick.
• 58:38
  I assume so.
• 58:41
  Yeah. I guess he has been the league for that long.
• 58:43
  Shit.
• 58:45
  I was thinking like, did he draft Sam Darlan?
• 58:48
  I was like, Sam Darlan's been the league for like 10 years.
• 58:52
  I don't like that makes me feel very old.
• 58:54
  But, oh yeah. He was, he was New York's first round, like 2018, I think though.
• 59:05
  Donald.
• 59:06
  Donald, yeah. So it was like the year before.
• 59:10
  Year before he became general manager. I don't know.
• 59:14
  Yeah. They need, they've got like 19 mil in cap space.
• 59:17
  What are you doing? I don't really know what they're doing.
• 59:24
  I can certainly see why this guy is upset. I really can't.
• 59:31
  Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you're making like scraps compared to other guys and you're a very good football player.
• 59:40
  And this team, I mean, I don't know if they necessarily need you to be like good, but they need you if
• 59:46
  they want to be a legitimate, I mean, dare I say, super ball contender.
• 59:51
  Like, yeah. Do whatever you want.
• 59:56
  It's kind of like, he's always only been in the league for two years.
• 1:00:03
  No. He was been in the league since 2017.
• 1:00:07
  He was drafted by the Cardinals.
• 1:00:09
  Oh, yeah. Traded to the Panthers signed with the Eagles and then got traded to the Jets
• 1:00:19
  this year, this offseason. I thought since he was getting paid that much money,
• 1:00:26
  it was so low. I was like, oh, he's probably like on a, his rookie deal or something. He just wants money.
• 1:00:32
  No. Well, like, here's the thing is like, this is another cap gymnastics where he was only owed a
• 1:00:37
  million dollars this year. But since he is now playing for another team that he didn't sign this deal for,
• 1:00:44
  he wants another deal and rightfully so.
• 1:00:49
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:00:52
  So I don't know what the, it's got to be miserable to be a Jets fan. It really, it's got to be miserable.
• 1:01:00
  I, yeah, it probably is.
• 1:01:02
  I mean, they haven't, I mean, this is your one chance to go, like to go after it. I mean,
• 1:01:09
  you're a legitimate threat for the first time since what, the first Obama term. Like, this doesn't happen.
• 1:01:19
  This doesn't happen to the Jets. You, when it, when you get a chance, you fucking go for it and
• 1:01:25
  you spend as much money as you have to. Yeah. The Jets have the longest playoff drought streak.
• 1:01:34
  Is it without, without making it or without winning? I guess both probably.
• 1:01:38
  Without making it, making it to the playoffs. Yeah. It's been 13, it's been 13 years since
• 1:01:45
  they last made the playoffs. I mean, if they're going to like have a dick measuring contest with
• 1:01:51
  this guy, then yeah, fuck them. I don't like, I hope they don't resign. I hope they tried to, I hope they suck.
• 1:02:00
  Fuck them.
• 1:02:02
  Honestly.
• 1:02:03
  There's a lot of contract disputes, you know, there always is this time of year.
• 1:02:09
  CDLAM, obviously.
• 1:02:11
  That's another weird one. Why would you not? I mean, Jerry Jones is batshit crazy. We all know that,
• 1:02:18
  but why would you not pay him? Well, Jerry Jones hasn't done anything at all this off season.
• 1:02:28
  He hasn't signed anyone. Yeah. I mean, they've done like, they've brought in like a couple like
• 1:02:34
  decent, like, I forgot, I think they brought like a linebacker in like a middle of the road safety,
• 1:02:39
  but like, yeah, they're, they haven't done anything. Oh, and they signed Zeke.
• 1:02:45
  Woohoo.
• 1:02:45
  Woohoo.
• 1:02:47
  Yeah. So they're not going to run the ball this season. They got him in that midget back there,
• 1:02:53
  Deuce, whatever.
• 1:02:55
  Randy O'Dowell?
• 1:02:56
  No, Deuce Vaughn from Kansas State. He's very good. I was just being mean.
• 1:03:03
  I was just being mean to the Cowboys. I was nothing but respect. He was very good at Kansas State.
• 1:03:07
  He's very short, but you know, the teams, I mean, on paper is the exact same as last year,
• 1:03:16
  and they did nothing. So what are like, what are you doing? What are you waiting for? Do self?
• 1:03:23
  They've got about 28 and a half mil. Again, it's not like these guys like, yeah, I mean,
• 1:03:28
  they're going to have to pay DAC. Yes, he's on his last, he's, he's on his last year of his deal,
• 1:03:35
  but he wants another contract to. Well, that guy's done shit.
• 1:03:41
  But I mean, I could say that about you could say that about any Cowboys players since 1994.
• 1:03:49
  Since Jerry Jones took over for the Cowboys, you could say that about any one of them.
• 1:03:53
  They haven't done shit. I mean, I just don't I get if you're wanting to
• 1:03:59
  save money for DAC, I guess I get it because if you sign CD and you can't sign DAC, it's like,
• 1:04:06
  well, then we have no one to fucking throw it to them. Get Ben D'Nucci off the scrap heap, I guess.
• 1:04:13
  But like, but I you can do both. Like I'm sick of these
• 1:04:22
  GMs being like, oh, we can only afford like, no, the chiefs paid Patrick Mahomes of
• 1:04:27
  fucking billion dollars and they're still signing guys. So don't give me this.
• 1:04:32
  Don't give me this. We can't afford it. Bullshit. I just I hate it.
• 1:04:41
  Yeah. Unfortunately, it's just the world we live in where, you know, wide receivers are
• 1:04:46
  a hot commodity and they want a lot of money. And I still I still blame Christian Kirk for this whole
• 1:04:55
  fucking thing. Because one Christian curse. Yeah. Once Christian Kurt got like $84 million.
• 1:05:04
  18. I wasn't I was like, oh, we're and that was the year we were supposed to sign AJ Brown. I was
• 1:05:09
  like, oh, we're fucked. Because AJ Brown is worth more than Christian fucking Kirk. Are you
• 1:05:14
  kidding? Fucking career slot receiver is getting 18 a year. Just because the Jags like torpedoed
• 1:05:22
  their franchise with Urban Meyer, like we had to overpay everyone if we wanted to sign anyone worth
• 1:05:27
  shit. And Christian Kirk's still there, which is funny. Yeah, I'm getting heated thinking about it.
• 1:05:37
  But but yeah, this is unfortunate. Fortunately, the world we live in.
• 1:05:44
  I think he'll hold out for a while. I hope he doesn't hold out before
• 1:05:49
  August 31st or September 1st. That's supposedly when we're doing our fantasy draft. And it'd be
• 1:05:56
  nice to know if he'd be playing or not as a top 10 player. That'd be kind of nice.
• 1:06:02
  Usually these things get done by this bit like the big ones that get argued about on first
• 1:06:08
  take every day, they get done before the season starts. True. Well, last year,
• 1:06:13
  with the Chiefs, Chris Jones was holding out. He didn't play game one. And I remember Will and I
• 1:06:22
  were in Vegas. And like the next morning, I got an alert that the Chief signed Chris Jones after
• 1:06:29
  losing to the Lions week one. I was like, well, that makes sense. Yeah. When the Cowboys lose
• 1:06:35
  week one, Jerry will back up the brinkstruck to see these. Who do they play week one?
• 1:06:43
  I don't know. But like, who else is on that team? The Browns. Like, who like,
• 1:06:50
  legitimately who what other receivers are on that team? Michael Gallop is Gallop still? I don't
• 1:06:56
  know. I don't know. They got on the roster. They got Brandon Cooks. They've got Jalen Tolbert.
• 1:07:06
  Who Ferguson? I don't know. I'm just looking at the death chart.
• 1:07:14
  I'm just looking at the death chart. I think I'm on a used car from here a couple years ago.
• 1:07:17
  Brandon. Big Ferguson is going to be the tight end. Yeah, but he's still a receiver.
• 1:07:34
  Oh, shit. Right now, right now, really,
• 1:07:41
  Brandon Cooks is like kind of the wide receiver one. If CD doesn't play,
• 1:07:49
  that ain't good. Looking that way. They got this guy named Tyron Billy Johnson.
• 1:07:56
  That's not a real person. It's a real person. That is a fictitious name. You've made that up.
• 1:08:02
  Tyron, he's got three first names.
• 1:08:13
  Apparently it's the fifth season in the league. No, it's not. Yes, it is. The national football
• 1:08:20
  league. He played for the Chargers, Jacksonville and Houston. Played or like played. Got guys coffee.
• 1:08:27
  I'm looking them up. I've never, I would, you're murdering this guy.
• 1:08:41
  I've just said Tyron Billy Johnson. Yeah, you can't just drop that name. Oh, yeah. Of course.
• 1:08:50
  I didn't drop it to be like, of course, I dropped it because it's hilarious. I wasn't saying,
• 1:08:56
  yeah, I wasn't being like, you were like, Oh, they got Tyron Billy Johnson. Like they're
• 1:08:59
  said CD who they got TBJ.
• 1:09:08
  Tyron Billy Johnson. That's hilarious. I can't believe you said that is so.
• 1:09:16
  You're about a used car from it. He's been in the league. He's been in the league for five years.
• 1:09:26
  422 receiving yards total. So I can't believe he played for Jacksonville, you said.
• 1:09:38
  I can't believe I never like even caught a whiff of like, Hey, Jacksonville son,
• 1:09:43
  this guy named Tyron Billy Johnson. He played five games in the 2021 season.
• 1:09:53
  He caught two passes. I don't know. Okay.
• 1:09:57
  If he played against us and I was like, well, there's a five yard in route to Tyron Billy
• 1:10:01
  Johnson. Now my ears perked up. Who are you?
• 1:10:05
  You. I'll be keeping tabs on you for your whole career.
• 1:10:15
  I will now wherever this guy goes, I'm on top of it. I should reach out maybe like,
• 1:10:21
  it's like, I might want to be his agent. Let's reach out and get him on the pod.
• 1:10:27
  If they don't, if they don't sign CD lamb, if they don't sign CD lamb, could be a good,
• 1:10:34
  good, a good pickup and fantasy. I feel like I kind of have to draft him now just for comedic purposes.
• 1:10:44
  Mr. Relevant Tyron Billy Johnson.
• 1:10:54
  Oh, God, that's so funny.
• 1:10:56
  This guy's my new hero. I'm, I'm keeping an eye on his white. No, he's not.
• 1:11:10
  No. Oh, God, every so often, Chris just breaks me and I just start, I can't help but like,
• 1:11:19
  cry laughing. Oh my God. I can't see who we got TBJ.
• 1:11:31
  God, that's so funny. I can't believe this guy Tyron Billy Johnson. No, they don't.
• 1:11:39
  I think I just found my new favorite player like, yes, I kind of love this guy.
• 1:11:50
  I'm gonna get my dad at Jersey. No, I'm gonna get, I'm just gonna get him a Jersey for Christmas.
• 1:12:00
  Billy Johnson number 13.
• 1:12:02
  He thinks it's like one of those custom ones in your, yeah, who the hell is Billy Johnson?
• 1:12:09
  He doesn't even know who he is. Oh my God.
• 1:12:15
  Oh, that was good Tyron.
• 1:12:18
  Smoked pot with Tyron Billy Johnson.
• 1:12:24
  I do have a cousin named Tyron.
• 1:12:26
  Oh, he lives in Oregon.
• 1:12:34
  What?
• 1:12:37
  I have a cousin named Tyron who lives in Oregon.
• 1:12:43
  This is his last name. I don't know.
• 1:12:47
  Is it is there a chance? It's Billy Johnson.
• 1:12:52
  No. Ah, damn. Okay. All right. I think it's a bit of a risk course.
• 1:13:03
  I was trying to think of names to go off of. I smoked pot with Billy, Billy Johnson.
• 1:13:09
  Like you did not. Yeah, it was me. Johnny Hopkins. Yeah, it was me. Dick Buccus.
• 1:13:14
  Bear Hooker and Tyron Billy Johnson. We were blazing that shit up every day.
• 1:13:26
  Oh my God. Okay. Now we're done. Now we're done.
• 1:13:34
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• 1:13:39
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