Latest / Scam Goddess / The UK Gambling Gambit w/ Jerah Milligan (Fraud Friday)
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- 0:00Speaker 1: What's poppin, Congregation? Is your girl Lacey Mosley aka Scam Goddess.
- 0:05Speaker 1: Welcome to an episode of Fraud Fridays, where we release
- 0:09Speaker 1: older episodes from the Scam Goddess.
- 0:12Speaker 2: Baalt.
- 0:13Speaker 1: That's right, Fraud Fridays is where we bring back your
- 0:15Speaker 1: favorite episodes.
- 0:16Speaker 2: From behind the paywall.
- 0:18Speaker 1: Enjoy this episode from behind the paywall, and as always,
- 0:21Speaker 1: stay scheming, scaled, cod.
- 0:27Speaker 3: Rob and run, Scam, come Rob and Frollam Goddess.
- 0:42Speaker 1: What's up, Congregation, We're back with another episode of Scam Goddess. Guys,
- 0:47Speaker 1: I'm so excited for I always say this, I always
- 0:49Speaker 1: say I'm so excited, but I am. I'm excited for
- 0:51Speaker 1: every guest that we get because they're so funny. Today
- 0:54Speaker 1: we have one of the legendary hosts from The Black
- 0:58Speaker 1: Men Can't Jump in Hollywood. But guy, what if I
- 1:00Speaker 1: just talk like that the whole time, like amen that
- 1:03Speaker 1: you guys would kill me?
- 1:04Speaker 2: You already ate my voice?
- 1:08Speaker 1: Drum It's Mulligan, right, It's Milligan Milligan.
- 1:12Speaker 3: Dam Am I getting no respect god, the legendary podcast.
- 1:16Speaker 3: You were a guest on my podcast, and I get
- 1:18Speaker 3: no respect on yours. All Right, I'm sitting in the corner.
- 1:22Speaker 3: All right.
- 1:22Speaker 2: You sat in the corner.
- 1:23Speaker 3: I do. I tell you you will told me not
- 1:25Speaker 3: to sit in the corner. All right. This is how
- 1:27Speaker 3: you start all just how you treat the guests.
- 1:31Speaker 2: She done nothing to you. You got a pop tar,
- 1:33Speaker 2: you got water.
- 1:34Speaker 3: First off, they can't see, but your fingers are pointing.
- 1:37Speaker 3: I feel like you want to snap these nails. They
- 1:39Speaker 3: can't see it, but I.
- 1:41Speaker 1: Am about to snap these nails. Okay, listen, draw now.
- 1:45Speaker 1: I asked how to pronounce it.
- 1:47Speaker 3: Okay, but you said I get dragged a little bit.
- 1:50Speaker 1: That's fair. That's fair, guys. This is draw Mell again.
- 1:52Speaker 1: I did say mulligan and you were like, when you
- 1:54Speaker 1: look at your name, like the brain automatically reads mell again.
- 1:58Speaker 3: But you know what you know, like it's an Irish
- 2:00Speaker 3: I'm black. People get mad, confused.
- 2:02Speaker 2: Yeah, it is Irish name. What's up with that?
- 2:03Speaker 3: Why do you have an I think somewhere the slave
- 2:05Speaker 3: owners were like, uh, just Irish, maybe their Irish owners, and.
- 2:09Speaker 1: They all just stayed y'alls like, nigga, you ain't changed
- 2:13Speaker 1: it because it is my thing.
- 2:14Speaker 3: I feel like, you know when Saint Patty's Day come,
- 2:15Speaker 3: because it's day before my birthday, you know, shamous plug
- 2:17Speaker 3: for my birth It's like I celebrated because I got
- 2:21Speaker 3: the birthday and the Irish name. So I'm like, hey, yo,
- 2:23Speaker 3: you never seen a black Irish man we hear out here.
- 2:27Speaker 3: You know, I won't say kiss me on Irish because
- 2:30Speaker 3: I'm like, you know you, you just can't be having
- 2:32Speaker 3: people just kiss up when yeah, you don't know them.
- 2:35Speaker 1: But okay, okay, that's faan, that's a scam in itself.
- 2:37Speaker 1: You out here just saying that you Irish you don't
- 2:39Speaker 1: really know.
- 2:40Speaker 3: I mean I could be I know.
- 2:41Speaker 1: You you should get from drinks if you're a black
- 2:43Speaker 1: Irish person experienced more of the struggle. My last name
- 2:47Speaker 1: is Mosley, and I had a chemistry professor or not professor,
- 2:50Speaker 1: but teacher in high school who their last names were
- 2:53Speaker 1: Mosley too, like a husband and wife, and they both
- 2:55Speaker 1: worked at the school. They's spelled the same name, like
- 2:57Speaker 1: the same way, and so I would always like to
- 3:00Speaker 1: her one time and made her so uncomfortable because she
- 3:02Speaker 1: was a white woman and I was like, oh, yeah,
- 3:03Speaker 1: we have the same last name, was expelled the same way.
- 3:04Speaker 1: It was like maybe your people owned my people.
- 3:06Speaker 3: At something honestly, though, she think about it, she should
- 3:10Speaker 3: think about it, think about it, she think about it.
- 3:12Speaker 3: It's probably real and all hit for these tears. Don't
- 3:14Speaker 3: feel sad, right, say I'm sorry and go buy me
- 3:17Speaker 3: a car.
- 3:19Speaker 1: That's what's what we want reparation. And we've upgraded from
- 3:22Speaker 1: a mule to a Mazda.
- 3:23Speaker 3: They took the mule in the in the forty acres back,
- 3:25Speaker 3: so you know what I'm upgrading. I want.
- 3:27Speaker 1: I want three miles. What's bigger forty acres or three miles?
- 3:32Speaker 3: I don't know, math, I don't know math, Cody.
- 3:35Speaker 2: That's so dumb.
- 3:36Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 3:36Speaker 2: So dumb it's forty acres?
- 3:38Speaker 3: But how how how is forty acres it that close?
- 3:40Speaker 2: To listen?
- 3:41Speaker 3: I don't know how land works. I live in the
- 3:43Speaker 3: New York apartment. Okay, I don't know how.
- 3:45Speaker 1: I feel like I've never experienced I don't know how.
- 3:48Speaker 1: I've never experienced landing. No, that's a lie from Texas.
- 3:51Speaker 3: I've experienced so much land and probably like horses too.
- 3:54Speaker 2: My family owns a lot of land.
- 3:56Speaker 1: All my aunts used to live on one hill and
- 3:59Speaker 1: I was like, like holidays, we would go over and
- 4:01Speaker 1: we would visit every aunt who lived on the hill
- 4:02Speaker 1: because they all cooked something different that was a specialty.
- 4:05Speaker 3: From like one of these like black family because I
- 4:08Speaker 3: always see like the southern white families that do like
- 4:10Speaker 3: the pageants and every yeah are you from like that
- 4:14Speaker 3: same thing? Just black?
- 4:15Speaker 2: Yeah, But I didn't do pageants. I didn't do pageants.
- 4:19Speaker 2: I did have a college coach.
- 4:22Speaker 3: I did a college coach.
- 4:24Speaker 1: Yeah, like this woman I would drive to see in
- 4:27Speaker 1: Dallas who would like help me be more competitive when
- 4:29Speaker 1: I was applying to college.
- 4:29Speaker 2: Now, I didn't do the college entrance scam.
- 4:31Speaker 1: Guys, Okay, I did everything almost legitimatelya.
- 4:36Speaker 3: Wait wait wait talk about But I love this though,
- 4:38Speaker 3: because I feel like you don't even people don't even
- 4:40Speaker 3: know black folk exist in that kind of like right world.
- 4:43Speaker 1: No, yeah, there are black people with money and that's
- 4:46Speaker 1: a funny thing, is like, and it's a weird racism
- 4:48Speaker 1: thing like a dog whistle where people assume you grew
- 4:50Speaker 1: up poor and I'm like, why are you assuming that
- 4:53Speaker 1: I don't. I didn't have that struggle like I literally
- 4:55Speaker 1: had like a show run or be like, oh, you know,
- 4:58Speaker 1: this is how everybody did it in Philly, Like I
- 5:00Speaker 1: didn't do it like that? And I was like, no,
- 5:02Speaker 1: I grew up around a lot of white people.
- 5:04Speaker 3: I was I was safe. I had we had yards. Okay,
- 5:09Speaker 3: like we we had things, wait.
- 5:11Speaker 1: Yards and backyards. My mom would throw parties and the
- 5:13Speaker 1: white people would work them. Wait what Yeah, my mom
- 5:16Speaker 1: would only hire white people.
- 5:17Speaker 3: Know. I'm reading this book right now, and it's like
- 5:20Speaker 3: someone asked me to help adapt it, and it's like
- 5:23Speaker 3: it's hard because it is that it's like black people
- 5:25Speaker 3: like reversing, Yeah, what happened to black people? And I'm like, man,
- 5:29Speaker 3: I can't imagine hiring an all white staff. I'd be like,
- 5:33Speaker 3: because if you're making the food, I'm like, do you
- 5:36Speaker 3: know how to make? Like, are you gonna make this
- 5:38Speaker 3: macaroni cheese right seasoning? Oh?
- 5:40Speaker 2: Yes, plenty of white people who can cook.
- 5:42Speaker 3: Emerald first, what what I've never seen Emerald pull up
- 5:48Speaker 3: macaroni and cheese out the oven. Okay, this is my thing.
- 5:51Speaker 3: I'm not with it.
- 5:53Speaker 2: He was eating a pop eyssed chicken sandwich. He yeah,
- 5:57Speaker 2: he like flavor.
- 5:57Speaker 3: I don't trust him. He got it? I got one?
- 6:00Speaker 3: How you get one? Yo?
- 6:03Speaker 2: It was a scam. This was a scam.
- 6:04Speaker 1: So Popeyes will put up sides and say that they
- 6:06Speaker 1: were out of the pope sugar.
- 6:07Speaker 2: Sandwich when really they had it back.
- 6:10Speaker 1: So all you have to do is go inside and
- 6:12Speaker 1: be like, hey, I see your side says you're out.
- 6:13Speaker 2: But are you really out? And they'd be like nah,
- 6:16Speaker 2: and then they give.
- 6:17Speaker 3: One they say want the lies. They're about to say, Ao,
- 6:20Speaker 3: we out. Also, what a good setup? Like does a
- 6:23Speaker 3: black person own Popeye's no black person?
- 6:26Speaker 2: Don't it? Just got black lady who's like his ship.
- 6:29Speaker 2: I love this chicken. I made it mys. You think
- 6:31Speaker 2: she got some extra momum your aunty you know what
- 6:34Speaker 2: I mean.
- 6:35Speaker 3: Her hands don't even be dirty. I'm like, listen, my
- 6:37Speaker 3: aunties got burns.
- 6:38Speaker 2: We don't even eat chicken.
- 6:40Speaker 3: I know.
- 6:40Speaker 2: We aren't make no fries.
- 6:41Speaker 3: You got no elbow burns, so you got make that
- 6:43Speaker 3: chicken grease burns.
- 6:45Speaker 1: I have a huge grease breader actually really on the
- 6:48Speaker 1: back of my calf.
- 6:49Speaker 3: Wait, what did you run away from the.
- 6:57Speaker 2: It's very traumatizing.
- 6:59Speaker 1: I was I am bacon and that took this is
- 7:03Speaker 1: the country and ship. I took off the stove too,
- 7:07Speaker 1: like right after I cooked the bacon, so it was
- 7:09Speaker 1: hot and it sloshed.
- 7:11Speaker 2: A little bit and it got me bad. It got
- 7:13Speaker 2: me my Oh my god.
- 7:14Speaker 1: I would wear I would wear an ace bandage everywhere
- 7:18Speaker 1: because I was so embarrassed because it was like a hot, big,
- 7:21Speaker 1: huge scar and I have very dark skin, so I
- 7:23Speaker 1: was like wearing this ace bandage to the point where
- 7:25Speaker 1: one my caws got smaller than the other because I'd
- 7:28Speaker 1: work out. But the crazy thing is I used to
- 7:30Speaker 1: as a scam because I got pulled over once for
- 7:32Speaker 1: speed and I was like, I just got burned.
- 7:35Speaker 2: I'm going to can they let me off? They let
- 7:41Speaker 2: me on little corner.
- 7:42Speaker 3: Yo. Man, listen, I need I need to get better
- 7:44Speaker 3: at those cop scams because they be getting me.
- 7:47Speaker 1: Oh nah bruh, especially as a black man. Come on,
- 7:49Speaker 1: you need to be able to cry on cue man.
- 7:51Speaker 2: I had.
- 7:52Speaker 3: I had a story that was so good. Once I
- 7:54Speaker 3: was driving my stepdad to the Special Olympics. It's hit.
- 7:56Speaker 3: My parents are oldest. My parents are like seventies, Miss
- 8:00Speaker 3: eventies joy my stepdad to a special Olympics. We got,
- 8:02Speaker 3: you know, crutches in the front. I'm in the slow lane,
- 8:05Speaker 3: my mom in the back. This this dude still dragged
- 8:08Speaker 3: me out the cop like it didn't it didn't matter.
- 8:10Speaker 3: I ain't know what was happening yet.
- 8:12Speaker 2: Was your dad competing in the special element?
- 8:13Speaker 3: Yeah, he was a horseback riding or whatever. You know
- 8:16Speaker 3: what I mean. He wanted he wants some medals, but
- 8:18Speaker 3: it was a very traumatic time to get there. And
- 8:20Speaker 3: I was like, yo, cop, come on baby, we're just
- 8:22Speaker 3: trying to go to the specialom.
- 8:24Speaker 2: Like you know what I'm saying.
- 8:24Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't even know if I was really
- 8:26Speaker 3: speed and I was like, I'm in the slow lane, chilling.
- 8:27Speaker 3: I was like, this is how people.
- 8:28Speaker 1: I feel like it's very fucked up to arrest people
- 8:30Speaker 1: going to the special Olympic.
- 8:32Speaker 3: Can do I come out of the sides?
- 8:34Speaker 1: Yes, okay, after you say like so many curses, we
- 8:38Speaker 1: eight minutes and you ask.
- 8:40Speaker 2: If you could Curt, I said one run out of here.
- 8:43Speaker 3: He started cursing as soon as the podcast started. Holy
- 8:47Speaker 3: if that's real. I think I.
- 8:48Speaker 2: Said your name wrong.
- 8:49Speaker 3: And then you literally started cursing me out to the media. Honestly,
- 8:53Speaker 3: I didn't even notice that's on me. My apologies to
- 8:55Speaker 3: everybody at home.
- 8:56Speaker 1: Well, guys, let's get into it. Let's get into it.
- 8:59Speaker 1: What's hot and guys, I'm getting letters. If you have
- 9:03Speaker 1: a letter, if you have a story of about a
- 9:05Speaker 1: time that you were hoodwinked or you did a con,
- 9:08Speaker 1: please only tell us about the retired cons. Okay, I'm
- 9:10Speaker 1: not trying to fuck up your bag, but email us
- 9:12Speaker 1: at scam got uspod at gmail dot com because we
- 9:14Speaker 1: would love to hear about it. So this scam comes
- 9:17Speaker 1: from someone I'm gonna call Tsha, that's not her name,
- 9:22Speaker 1: but I can be putting our governments out here. So
- 9:25Speaker 1: just stumbled upon your pod and I'm loving it.
- 9:27Speaker 2: Oh very kind.
- 9:28Speaker 1: Here's a scam that happened to me and some of
- 9:31Speaker 1: my psychologists colleagues, which I heard about from our local
- 9:34Speaker 1: psychologists professional forums. Okay forums and got a Facebook group. Now, okay,
- 9:39Speaker 1: psychologost Okay.
- 9:41Speaker 3: We know you went to college. We got it. We
- 9:42Speaker 3: got it.
- 9:43Speaker 1: So someone I call it a Facebook group. She said,
- 9:45Speaker 1: we got a professional forums.
- 9:46Speaker 3: I know it was a form. Don't just respect her
- 9:47Speaker 3: like that. She just told you. She said, me and
- 9:49Speaker 3: my psychology colleagues.
- 9:51Speaker 2: Colleague. She didn't say friends.
- 9:53Speaker 3: Oh me college, you were gonna have some colleague somewhere.
- 9:55Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, someone called me on my private cell and
- 9:59Speaker 1: call O. I d showed up for the number for
- 10:01Speaker 1: the San Jose Police Department. So this is a normal
- 10:04Speaker 1: This is like a normalized scam now where people are
- 10:06Speaker 1: hacking into like people's like legitimate government officials numbers to
- 10:11Speaker 1: use it to contact you. So you can scramble, I
- 10:15Speaker 1: guess a number, or you can make a number appear
- 10:16Speaker 1: on someone's caller ID to be something that you're actually
- 10:19Speaker 1: not calling from. And it's happening all the time. So
- 10:23Speaker 1: someone is posing as the San Jose Police Department. A
- 10:27Speaker 1: man identified himself as an officer and gave a badge number.
- 10:31Speaker 1: That's also you know it's going to be a scam
- 10:33Speaker 1: when anybody gives you a number.
- 10:35Speaker 3: Of a cop calling you.
- 10:37Speaker 2: Right, that's it.
- 10:38Speaker 1: That's another thing. I'm like, if you call me. Also,
- 10:40Speaker 1: if you're a cop and you calling me, I'm hanging up.
- 10:43Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, for what, listen, I don't know deal
- 10:46Speaker 1: with the cops in person.
- 10:47Speaker 3: I don't know this person's real name, but I feel
- 10:49Speaker 3: like I know her.
- 10:50Speaker 1: And you rout So so a San Jose Police Department
- 10:57Speaker 1: number called her. This police officer verified himself by giving
- 11:01Speaker 1: a badge number, which is completely fake. That's not a
- 11:03Speaker 1: real thing, and also, like, what am I supposed to
- 11:05Speaker 1: do with that badge number? How I'm supposed to check
- 11:06Speaker 1: to make sure that's legit? I got a system. What
- 11:09Speaker 1: I'm supposed to do?
- 11:10Speaker 3: Google it?
- 11:10Speaker 2: Like hmm? Checks out?
- 11:11Speaker 3: What? Also, don't call me you a cop. Don't call
- 11:13Speaker 3: me like I don't feel safe on the phone. That
- 11:15Speaker 3: means you know me. They shoot you through the floor,
- 11:18Speaker 3: you know you. I don't know how they did it,
- 11:20Speaker 3: but they did manage to shoot me through the phone.
- 11:23Speaker 3: They said they were scared of my phone voice. Ye,
- 11:26Speaker 3: and then they shot me. His voice got loud. Y'all
- 11:28Speaker 3: think it's a game, it's not.
- 11:30Speaker 2: This sounds like a joke.
- 11:31Speaker 1: But then literally, I'm gonna see this on Twitter news
- 11:33Speaker 1: in like a week, Like, damn, they got my man.
- 11:35Speaker 2: They got my man's through the phone. Damn. So sad.
- 11:42Speaker 2: It's being black so hard.
- 11:45Speaker 1: So this cop d quotes said that she had been
- 11:48Speaker 1: subpoenaed as an expert witness in a case involving patients
- 11:52Speaker 1: and failed to appear in court, and that the judge
- 11:55Speaker 1: put out a warrant for her arrest. I asked who
- 11:58Speaker 1: the patient was, and he said he couldn't reveal that info.
- 12:01Speaker 3: No, that I know what pay, like, what's the verification process?
- 12:07Speaker 1: So they have expert witnesses to go to court sometimes
- 12:11Speaker 1: in trial to explain things so that the jur can
- 12:14Speaker 1: further understand like whatever, or to know the mental health
- 12:17Speaker 1: state of whoever's.
- 12:19Speaker 3: On trial or whatever. Practice.
- 12:21Speaker 2: Right, we all watch law you.
- 12:24Speaker 3: Know what I mean, be scaring me. I'd be like, yo,
- 12:26Speaker 3: it'b be it'd be it'd be black dudes on that
- 12:29Speaker 3: jone just going to jail all the time. I'm like,
- 12:31Speaker 3: y'all need divers.
- 12:32Speaker 1: I'm basically a lawyer because I've seen so much arcute
- 12:36Speaker 1: and law in order SVU, I'm like, basically a lawyer.
- 12:39Speaker 3: You watch How to get Away with Murders?
- 12:40Speaker 2: Hell, yeah, so I can get away with mad murders.
- 12:42Speaker 3: I learned on that show, you know what I mean.
- 12:44Speaker 2: I was like, Damn, I can some murders.
- 12:47Speaker 3: Oh yeah that.
- 12:48Speaker 1: And on Scandal when they be cleaning up after like Scandal,
- 12:51Speaker 1: the early days of Scandal, I was just Carrie Washington
- 12:55Speaker 1: get her black blown out by the white president and it.
- 12:58Speaker 3: Was let's take it back, Let's take it back.
- 13:02Speaker 1: Literally every scene was like Olivia Pope with a big
- 13:05Speaker 1: purse and gotta clean.
- 13:07Speaker 2: Up a murder.
- 13:08Speaker 3: I gotta clean and president, she gotta go bank the president,
- 13:12Speaker 3: the country man. Listen, she was at the oval.
- 13:15Speaker 2: Listen he was getting in that oval.
- 13:16Speaker 3: Wait? So was he was he married? Did he have
- 13:19Speaker 3: a person?
- 13:19Speaker 2: He was married?
- 13:20Speaker 3: Hey, listen, good for you. You know what I'm saying
- 13:23Speaker 3: you out here? Her hope for her taxes.
- 13:24Speaker 1: Were free, right, so while she was getting her back
- 13:27Speaker 1: blown out, they would also be cleaning up murders. So
- 13:30Speaker 1: I also feel like I know how to get away
- 13:32Speaker 1: with the murders. Anyway, so she says she knew this
- 13:35Speaker 1: was a scam once. He said expert witness because those
- 13:37Speaker 1: people are paid to testify, and I couldn't be an
- 13:40Speaker 1: expert witness in my own patients trial because it's a
- 13:43Speaker 1: conflict of interest. So anyway, he said, the judge was
- 13:46Speaker 1: willing to be nice and let me off with a
- 13:47Speaker 1: fine rather than jail time insert eye roll here. Just
- 13:51Speaker 1: to mess with him, I said I would take the
- 13:53Speaker 1: jail time also.
- 13:55Speaker 3: First off, First a while she on the phone with
- 13:56Speaker 3: this cock this long. Okay, some people like entertaining, no
- 14:00Speaker 3: macause this is my thing, all right. You could be
- 14:02Speaker 3: you could be hacking in to my because you know
- 14:04Speaker 3: on your phone you got to passwords kind of saved
- 14:06Speaker 3: on there for websites, and like you could be hacking
- 14:08Speaker 3: into my stuff as I'm talking to you. I've seen
- 14:10Speaker 3: the movies on the phone the phone as we go
- 14:13Speaker 3: into his whole find it's like no, but I could
- 14:17Speaker 3: be on the phone and it's like, oh man, you
- 14:18Speaker 3: got to bang of America things saved on the phone.
- 14:20Speaker 3: Boom boom. I got it. You got to chase bank.
- 14:22Speaker 2: But I don't know if that's how it works.
- 14:24Speaker 3: Listen, I've seen TV, all right. I see a lot
- 14:27Speaker 3: of TV. Okay, you see a lot. I see a
- 14:30Speaker 3: lot of TV.
- 14:30Speaker 1: Okay, great, wonderful, So just mess with them, she says,
- 14:34Speaker 1: she take the jail time. He said that officers would
- 14:36Speaker 1: come pick her up. I said I could meet They
- 14:39Speaker 1: could meet me at my house and I had to
- 14:40Speaker 1: get a babysitter because the kids are on the summer break.
- 14:43Speaker 1: Then I cheerfully say goodbye and hung up. I called
- 14:45Speaker 1: the real San Jose Police, and a semi irritated officer
- 14:49Speaker 1: confirmed this is a scam and that the police don't
- 14:51Speaker 1: warn you if you have a warrant for your arrest.
- 14:54Speaker 1: They just try to ambush you and take you in.
- 14:57Speaker 1: You know what, my scammer's a lazy sociopath and not
- 14:59Speaker 1: that right, thank you?
- 15:01Speaker 2: T shut.
- 15:04Speaker 3: When I got arrested, I had a warrant for you
- 15:06Speaker 3: got arrested. I had a war forcezza. I didn't know.
- 15:09Speaker 3: I moved to New York and it was like, oh,
- 15:10Speaker 3: the d m V doesn't afford mail. So I was like,
- 15:13Speaker 3: I don't remember ever, I do. I remember getting a ticket,
- 15:15Speaker 3: but they're like, oh, it should have been afforded to you.
- 15:17Speaker 3: Oh sorry. I was like, oh, come, we don't afford male.
- 15:20Speaker 3: I was like, but I don't remember get a ticket. Well,
- 15:22Speaker 3: and I got when I got arrested with my parents,
- 15:24Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
- 15:27Speaker 2: So when they pulled you over, you had warrant.
- 15:29Speaker 3: So I didn't know. So I had no idea, so
- 15:31Speaker 3: like legit.
- 15:32Speaker 2: Just be having Warren. That's why the cops be pulling.
- 15:35Speaker 3: I was in New York for three years, no idea.
- 15:37Speaker 3: I'm chilling, you know, so I yo, she's validated. She
- 15:40Speaker 3: talked to him for too long though, you know what
- 15:42Speaker 3: I mean. Also, she snitched. She called the cops. I
- 15:44Speaker 3: don't know how I feel about it, right, she called
- 15:47Speaker 3: the cops. She called the real cops.
- 15:50Speaker 1: She's trying to stop people from getting like played. I'm
- 15:52Speaker 1: sure someone has sent him money. The weird thing, though,
- 15:55Speaker 1: is he's scamming like a community of like intellectuals.
- 15:58Speaker 3: But also you think that cops you call did anything,
- 16:01Speaker 3: like for real? They all know that the cop do nothing.
- 16:04Speaker 3: She said he was semi irritated on the phone. He's
- 16:05Speaker 3: probably yeah, yeah, I'll make a report. So well she
- 16:10Speaker 3: should have did. She would have called her cousin. You
- 16:12Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, who's good with computers. Trace the number,
- 16:14Speaker 3: all right, found out where that dude was at. You
- 16:17Speaker 3: call him back, all right, call him back on a
- 16:20Speaker 3: new line, like, hey, ah man, this is your bank.
- 16:23Speaker 3: You need to verify your social Security. I got that
- 16:25Speaker 3: call recently, and oh you did.
- 16:27Speaker 1: That's a popular one that's going around right now. And
- 16:29Speaker 1: I feel like millennials are getting and I've talked about
- 16:31Speaker 1: it on the show already, but we all think there's
- 16:34Speaker 1: no social security left. So I feel like it's very tempting.
- 16:36Speaker 1: You're like social security. I'm like, y'all got ys.
- 16:39Speaker 3: I think I no coins. I'm good, Like I'm done.
- 16:41Speaker 3: I better save up now.
- 16:43Speaker 1: Yeah, we all have to save for retirement. Now it's
- 16:45Speaker 1: millennials because it's trash yep fact. But yeah, so so
- 16:49Speaker 1: sorry t Sha that she had that mild running with
- 16:52Speaker 1: a scam cop. But anybody calling your house guys for
- 16:56Speaker 1: any reason and giving you any verification numbers, automatically hang up.
- 17:00Speaker 2: That shit is fake.
- 17:01Speaker 3: Like if you got a cousin that you want to
- 17:02Speaker 3: talk to in a minute, you know what I'm saying,
- 17:03Speaker 3: they call you like, oh, how's it going? Hang up
- 17:05Speaker 3: on them too. You know what they heard? You probably
- 17:08Speaker 3: got some money. I got a new job on your
- 17:09Speaker 3: family if you'll know that cousin. That cousin is stranger
- 17:13Speaker 3: calling me for what?
- 17:14Speaker 1: When random family members call you, it's always about money.
- 17:17Speaker 1: It's never not about money. And Steve Harvey, who is
- 17:20Speaker 1: we talk about on your podcast? He's so problematic and
- 17:23Speaker 1: his teeth are so big. I can see his teeth
- 17:25Speaker 1: right now though. Yeah, his suits are much better. Marjorie
- 17:29Speaker 1: upgraded him and introduce him to Purple. Ah, honey, I
- 17:33Speaker 1: have to do an EP about her.
- 17:34Speaker 2: She's the goddess.
- 17:36Speaker 3: Yeah, but.
- 17:38Speaker 2: Wait, so what Steve Harvey would say?
- 17:40Speaker 1: Like with family members calling you to ask for money,
- 17:42Speaker 1: you always want to be like, hey, Okay, let me
- 17:46Speaker 1: think about it, let me see if I can do it,
- 17:47Speaker 1: give me a few days. And then you wait like
- 17:50Speaker 1: two weeks and then you call him back and like
- 17:52Speaker 1: do you still need the money?
- 17:55Speaker 3: Wait, so they say yes, and they say yes.
- 17:57Speaker 2: No, but like in two weeks, like they have to
- 17:59Speaker 2: finger out.
- 18:00Speaker 3: I mean like, I'm not gonna call back and people
- 18:02Speaker 3: call me now be like hey man, I heard youah
- 18:04Speaker 3: blah blah blah. I'm like, yeah, not, I heard you,
- 18:08Speaker 3: like my mom my, mommy already my mom he me
- 18:09Speaker 3: with the text, A I heard your other your cousin, no,
- 18:13Speaker 3: they call it. I was like, oh bet, thanks.
- 18:16Speaker 2: Even in the morning.
- 18:17Speaker 1: Yo, I've been lucky enough that hasn't started happening yet.
- 18:21Speaker 1: But I because I am on TV now, people show
- 18:24Speaker 1: up to family events and ways that they never did before.
- 18:26Speaker 1: Like our family unions were packed. Now my mom's like,
- 18:29Speaker 1: oh my god, I fucking forgot You're on TV. Everyone's
- 18:31Speaker 1: gonna come now.
- 18:33Speaker 3: Who you know, who you know you were for and
- 18:35Speaker 3: can you get this? I'm like, hey, yo, man, I'm
- 18:37Speaker 3: still like I'm broke. I ain't got it.
- 18:39Speaker 1: I'd be like yo, I just went on because I
- 18:42Speaker 1: like iconogra face. I'm like, I'm broke. Yeah, these are Balenciagas,
- 18:46Speaker 1: but I'm broke.
- 18:47Speaker 3: See but that's why you broke. See that, That's why
- 18:48Speaker 3: I think it's like, oh man, you know I spent
- 18:50Speaker 3: it already. I got these off whites. I'm broke, man. Yeah,
- 18:52Speaker 3: I can't call it dog. I'm sorry, man.
- 19:00Speaker 2: And we're back, guys, at its time.
- 19:03Speaker 1: Congregation, that's what I call the congregation. Yeah, congreg And
- 19:08Speaker 1: we're back and we're into my favorite segment, historic could winks.
- 19:11Speaker 1: So I'm going to regale drop with historic con you
- 19:16Speaker 1: know what I mean, really worthy of our prayers, and
- 19:18Speaker 1: let's just get his thoughts.
- 19:19Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I'm ready. I'm ready.
- 19:21Speaker 1: So this is actually very fun because I don't think
- 19:25Speaker 1: that this scam was caught. I don't think the scammer
- 19:29Speaker 1: was called really got away with this. But this is
- 19:32Speaker 1: Edward Putman from the UK who conspired with the Camelot
- 19:36Speaker 1: insider Giles Nibs. These some British Edward Putman and Giles Nibs.
- 19:47Speaker 1: Giles Nibs, that is the most British name I've ever
- 19:50Speaker 1: heard in my life. How the audacity to name your
- 19:53Speaker 1: child Giles wild to cheat. So they cheated the system
- 19:58Speaker 1: and they made a winning counterfit lottery ticket to claim
- 20:02Speaker 1: an outstanding two point five million euro pies in two
- 20:09Speaker 1: thousand and nine. Wow, so this is recent for somebody
- 20:12Speaker 1: who shaded me and said nineteen ninety nine was not recent.
- 20:16Speaker 2: Two thousand nine more recent for you.
- 20:19Speaker 3: I'm petty out. I'll call out my Twitter tiler. That's
- 20:23Speaker 3: twenty years ago. I mean, okay, well, so you agree
- 20:25Speaker 3: with him. I mean, listen, you know I'm a guest.
- 20:27Speaker 3: I'm a guest. I'm a guest.
- 20:29Speaker 2: Oh man, this nigga draws disrespectful here. It came up
- 20:31Speaker 2: my podcast one cuts me out in the first two. Remember,
- 20:34Speaker 2: I'm sorry about is treating him.
- 20:37Speaker 3: And now you're going sorry my apology. I'm sorry you?
- 20:41Speaker 2: Oh do you? I don't know.
- 20:42Speaker 1: I'm sorry to question, so how again. Buttnam has been
- 20:46Speaker 1: described as a bully who is a heavy drinker and
- 20:49Speaker 1: prone to fits of violence. He's also been convicted of
- 20:52Speaker 1: wounding with intent in a case in the mid eighties
- 20:55Speaker 1: when a neighbor in another area was attacked. So I
- 20:58Speaker 1: guess he attacked his neighbor for six years. Putnam is
- 21:02Speaker 1: alleged to have lived happily on the proceeds of the
- 21:06Speaker 1: two point five million euros. So he got away for
- 21:09Speaker 1: six years, but the secret fraud was exposed when a
- 21:12Speaker 1: friend killed himself following an angry confrontation over how the
- 21:15Speaker 1: winnings were divided.
- 21:16Speaker 3: A court heard, Wow, so here's my thing.
- 21:20Speaker 1: If you are mad about the money being divided, you're
- 21:24Speaker 1: not gonna get none of it.
- 21:25Speaker 3: If you doubt I'm gonna get him, I'm gonna have
- 21:27Speaker 3: that's crazy.
- 21:28Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy. So that's not a sad thing that happened.
- 21:31Speaker 1: But I guess this is really what blew up. So
- 21:33Speaker 1: he didn't get away with They would have gotten away
- 21:34Speaker 1: with it, though. That's the crazy thing. If they hadn't
- 21:36Speaker 1: have thought, they would have got away with this. And
- 21:39Speaker 1: this is like three million US dollars.
- 21:41Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm I'm not gonna lie. Man. If I could
- 21:43Speaker 3: pull this off, I would do it. Oh absolutely, I
- 21:46Speaker 3: would do this in the second, and I probably be
- 21:47Speaker 3: like the guy who lived. I'll probably try to rip
- 21:49Speaker 3: everybody else off. Damn, you're not even.
- 21:52Speaker 1: Gonna try to be fair about You're gonna go oceans
- 21:54Speaker 1: eleven and split the money equally, and then all y'all
- 21:56Speaker 1: think is like my cigars after I remember I watched
- 21:59Speaker 1: this this uh was this like an E E true
- 22:03Speaker 1: Hollywood or something, but it was on like winners, like
- 22:05Speaker 1: the Winner's Curse or something like that, a lottery people.
- 22:07Speaker 3: So like every time any clearly, even if you fake
- 22:10Speaker 3: win the lottery, you still die or something bad happens.
- 22:12Speaker 3: Like apparently, no matter what happens, bad things happen to people,
- 22:15Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
- 22:15Speaker 1: I wanted a re enactment show where it was like
- 22:17Speaker 1: a guy who won the lotto and then like got
- 22:19Speaker 1: murdered by.
- 22:20Speaker 2: Like his new friend who was also his accountant.
- 22:23Speaker 3: Yo, listen, I'm telling you this. If I won the lotto,
- 22:26Speaker 3: I'm spending all that money in a year, like all
- 22:29Speaker 3: of it. I don't even care much that I don't
- 22:30Speaker 3: care how much this I'm gonna go. I'm gonna find
- 22:32Speaker 3: a little black UDEs like Heyo, take this, take this
- 22:34Speaker 3: one thousand real quick, and I'm gonna just spend it
- 22:35Speaker 3: because my.
- 22:36Speaker 2: Thing is that's what this guy did. He got murdered.
- 22:38Speaker 3: Listen, That's what this is my thing. So we're gonna
- 22:41Speaker 3: try to murder me. So I'm like, I'm gonna I'm
- 22:43Speaker 3: gonna just go balls out like either that I'm gonna.
- 22:46Speaker 2: Get curaety that you won the lotto.
- 22:48Speaker 3: No, man, I ain't gonna be one of people that
- 22:49Speaker 3: show up with their face covet and hands covet. Nah, man,
- 22:52Speaker 3: I'm gonna show up. I'm not only showing up with
- 22:55Speaker 3: my face out, I'm showing up giving thank you. Hey,
- 22:58Speaker 3: I want to thank that job for fired me. I
- 23:00Speaker 3: want to thank girl was saying I wasn't gonna be nobody.
- 23:03Speaker 3: I'm gonna just crap on everybody.
- 23:05Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, oh, for real, fruit you said I
- 23:07Speaker 1: was never asking to get murdered. Like everything that you're
- 23:10Speaker 1: saying is like one, you're gonna give out money randomly,
- 23:12Speaker 1: so people are definitely gonna be trying to.
- 23:13Speaker 2: Hit you up all the time too.
- 23:14Speaker 1: You're gonna show up to accept the lotto ticket with
- 23:17Speaker 1: his raw face out, and you're gonna be antagonizing anyone
- 23:20Speaker 1: who's ever wrong.
- 23:21Speaker 3: Mike Tyson in the nineteen Mike Tyson used to walk
- 23:24Speaker 3: around New York with a fur coat and be like,
- 23:26Speaker 3: come at me, and you know what happened. Nobody came
- 23:28Speaker 3: at him because he's crazy for doing that. So they'd
- 23:30Speaker 3: be like oh man, dry got nothing to something.
- 23:33Speaker 2: Rolling, he got none of lift for while here just.
- 23:35Speaker 3: Being like come get me. I don't want to come
- 23:37Speaker 3: after him. This might be part of the game.
- 23:39Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that that does not work all the time.
- 23:41Speaker 1: Tupac operated that way, and they came and got him.
- 23:44Speaker 3: See some thing, man, But Tupac used to make those
- 23:46Speaker 3: like emotional songs too, so that people knew he had
- 23:47Speaker 3: a heart. You know what I'm saying. You know this
- 23:50Speaker 3: is people knew he had a heart.
- 23:52Speaker 1: Lets tweet me if you agree with you, I'm saying,
- 23:54Speaker 1: think about it like this too.
- 23:56Speaker 3: If you this is great, you listen to this, you
- 23:58Speaker 3: got your job. Next thing, you know, you're like, oh man,
- 24:00Speaker 3: I need to start acting like I don't care about
- 24:02Speaker 3: getting fired. You might get promoted.
- 24:03Speaker 2: I think that only works if you're white.
- 24:05Speaker 3: If you start acting like you don't care about getting
- 24:07Speaker 3: fired and you're black and your ass is great grass, Listen,
- 24:10Speaker 3: all right, if you, if you black at the office,
- 24:11Speaker 3: start acting like what white Chad would do. Just see
- 24:14Speaker 3: what happened. You might you walk around like white Chad.
- 24:16Speaker 3: White Chad walk around like nothing is a problem.
- 24:19Speaker 2: W w c D.
- 24:20Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying what would white Chad. I mean,
- 24:22Speaker 3: he's gonna walk around no problem, walk around with that confidence.
- 24:24Speaker 3: You gonna get promoted, you gonna be the bost.
- 24:26Speaker 1: Oh my god, so fake ticket. Giles Nibs. I always
- 24:30Speaker 1: have to say his name is the British Giles Nibs.
- 24:33Speaker 3: That name is the worst.
- 24:35Speaker 2: Honestly, you can't do nothing good with your life.
- 24:36Speaker 1: For your name is Ji, miss NIBBs, Miss Nibs ell
- 24:41Speaker 1: or mister Nibs.
- 24:44Speaker 3: Your parents have to come and pick up to day,
- 24:46Speaker 3: mister NIBBs.
- 24:48Speaker 2: Hi, mister Nibs recalling in regard to your son.
- 24:51Speaker 3: Imagine hooking up with somebody like that and he's like, hey, okay,
- 24:53Speaker 3: you can you call me?
- 25:00Speaker 2: Oh oh, oh my god.
- 25:03Speaker 1: So Charles Nibs worked for a company's fraud detection department
- 25:07Speaker 1: and knew how to cheat the system. And this is
- 25:09Speaker 1: always necessary, and a good con is like you have
- 25:12Speaker 1: to have a window of opportunity, and you also have
- 25:14Speaker 1: to have like what I call a doggy door.
- 25:16Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
- 25:16Speaker 1: There's a front throw as a back door, there's a window,
- 25:18Speaker 1: but there's always a little doggy door that people kind
- 25:20Speaker 1: of forget about.
- 25:21Speaker 3: They forget it's there.
- 25:22Speaker 2: Like you may lock your.
- 25:23Speaker 1: Windows, you may lock your doors, you may lock your
- 25:25Speaker 1: back door, but that doggy door sometimes you forget about it.
- 25:28Speaker 3: People come in the back door all the time. Yeah,
- 25:30Speaker 3: because unexpected is in the back door and you're like,
- 25:32Speaker 3: oh shit, what you're doing back then?
- 25:34Speaker 1: Right, So he figures out that he can cheat the system. Nips,
- 25:39Speaker 1: who works for Camelot between two thousand and four and
- 25:40Speaker 1: twenty ten, had been in the office late one night
- 25:43Speaker 1: when he saw a document being printed containing details of
- 25:47Speaker 1: big winds that had not been claimed yet.
- 25:50Speaker 2: Now we got a win of opportunity, right.
- 25:51Speaker 3: Smart, smart, smart Nibs.
- 25:53Speaker 1: And of course he just happened to see this like
- 25:58Speaker 1: the papers, miss Nips, mister Nibs. So Edward then pressured
- 26:01Speaker 1: the lottery security employee to help with the scam, after
- 26:05Speaker 1: previously making a fake winning ticket for him as a joke.
- 26:09Speaker 1: So it's crazy to me that he had to pressure him,
- 26:11Speaker 1: because I'm like, if you may go fake winning ticket
- 26:13Speaker 1: as a joke, that ain't no joke.
- 26:15Speaker 2: You're showing me you can make.
- 26:16Speaker 3: A fake wedding is illegal. This is illegal. This whole
- 26:18Speaker 3: thing is legal. Got I'd be like, hey, hey, hey,
- 26:21Speaker 3: you ain't about to swindle me.
- 26:22Speaker 1: So Edward's friend Stephen Warner told the Sunday Mirror that
- 26:25Speaker 1: pun which what a paper name the Sunday Mirror. Sunday Mirror,
- 26:30Speaker 1: that paper's going out of business. Come on, black Mirror.
- 26:32Speaker 1: You know that Putman waved a fake winning ticket in
- 26:35Speaker 1: front of neighbors five months before he scooped the jackpot.
- 26:40Speaker 1: So Putman even went as far as to make friends
- 26:42Speaker 1: toast to his win and promised to buy them houses.
- 26:46Speaker 1: This was a joke that Putnam had put on, so
- 26:48Speaker 1: he basically was like, so basically Nibs works in security,
- 26:53Speaker 1: Putnam works with the tickets. Putnam had made a fake
- 26:56Speaker 1: ticket and like was like, oh I won, Well all
- 26:59Speaker 1: I'm buy you houses. It's lit, and then was like
- 27:02Speaker 1: ha ha, this was a joke. Tell his friends if
- 27:04Speaker 1: you did this to me as a friend, like putting
- 27:06Speaker 1: the I'm gonna beat your ass.
- 27:07Speaker 3: Facts.
- 27:09Speaker 2: Get these hands.
- 27:09Speaker 3: I'm like, where's where's the where's the Wh's the house?
- 27:12Speaker 2: I promise people houses.
- 27:14Speaker 1: I'm sure a lot of people, if they already kind
- 27:15Speaker 1: of financial distress, were actually like and relieved for a second.
- 27:20Speaker 3: My name is a dick.
- 27:21Speaker 2: He was like, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna pay for your
- 27:23Speaker 2: cancer treatment. I'm gonna get you a house, Sally gonna
- 27:26Speaker 2: walk again.
- 27:28Speaker 3: He should have got like where I'm from, Like when
- 27:29Speaker 3: I was growing up, like people wouldn't like beat you up,
- 27:31Speaker 3: they would just hold you down and just beat your legs.
- 27:38Speaker 2: Behind.
- 27:38Speaker 3: You would just keep tagging somebody like you, Like everybody
- 27:41Speaker 3: would be like six six months just beating somebody late
- 27:43Speaker 3: because this would happen. Here's the thing what no bruises
- 27:50Speaker 3: can't prove it. And then like people will wobble you
- 27:52Speaker 3: remember that for days?
- 27:56Speaker 2: Are you and the mom tries in the mob?
- 28:02Speaker 3: The legs get the legs, You're good.
- 28:05Speaker 2: I guess that's a scam. You got to read people's legs.
- 28:09Speaker 1: So he did this whole thing, and then it wasn't funny.
- 28:13Speaker 1: So everyone was like, we weren't impressed that you made
- 28:15Speaker 1: this fake ticket. It wasn't funny. Why would you do
- 28:18Speaker 1: that to friends? And then Giles was like, I wish
- 28:21Speaker 1: I had asked more questions because then he didn't realize like,
- 28:24Speaker 1: oh man, if you could make a fake winning ticket,
- 28:26Speaker 1: you could do this again if there's money that's unclaimed.
- 28:29Speaker 1: So he kind of put two and two together. Later
- 28:31Speaker 1: in the game, but everyone was pissed to him after
- 28:34Speaker 1: he did this. He was like, what an asshole. So
- 28:36Speaker 1: there had been some trial and error in producing a
- 28:39Speaker 1: successful forged ticket because there were one hundred different possible
- 28:43Speaker 1: unique codes printed on the bottom. So NIBS created numerous
- 28:48Speaker 1: different specimens of the forged ticket, each with a different
- 28:51Speaker 1: combination of a unique two digit checksum code and all
- 28:55Speaker 1: the winning numbers for an unclaimed pop Then, with the
- 28:59Speaker 1: deadline to claim the prize rapidly approaching, mister Putnam allegedly
- 29:03Speaker 1: visited twenty nine different shops, providing a different ticket each
- 29:07Speaker 1: time before the right number was found. So basically, there's
- 29:11Speaker 1: a code at the bottom of the ticket, So even
- 29:13Speaker 1: if you make a fake ticket with the fake numbers,
- 29:15Speaker 1: there's a code that coincides with what the lottery is
- 29:18Speaker 1: looking for. So they just had to keep going different
- 29:21Speaker 1: lottery places and giving the same winning ticket but with
- 29:25Speaker 1: a different code on the bottom until they got it right.
- 29:28Speaker 3: How did one of the twenty something places did not say, Hey,
- 29:32Speaker 3: that dude came in here with a ticket that didn't
- 29:34Speaker 3: match up. I guess no one cares that Like, no.
- 29:38Speaker 2: One cares. They're like back to my you know what
- 29:40Speaker 2: I mean.
- 29:40Speaker 3: Also a convenience store, Like, think about.
- 29:43Speaker 2: Who works in convenience stores. They don't give the fuck.
- 29:45Speaker 3: True, does the convenience stores get any money if they
- 29:47Speaker 3: like the store? So if they're the store that is
- 29:49Speaker 3: at they get money too. That's dope, Okay, good for them.
- 29:51Speaker 2: Yeah, they get a little bonus.
- 29:53Speaker 1: So the sure the convenience store got to keep they
- 29:54Speaker 1: cut because it was like, look, we ain't know that
- 29:56Speaker 1: this was a scare.
- 29:58Speaker 2: So lucky convenience store guide looks help somebody.
- 30:01Speaker 1: So then with the deadline approaching, they went to a
- 30:03Speaker 1: bunch of shops and finally they submitted the right ticket.
- 30:07Speaker 1: So Keiley said, the defendant eventually submitted the correct code
- 30:12Speaker 1: at a shop in why Combe. That means nothing to
- 30:15Speaker 1: us on August twenty ninth, two thousand and nine. So
- 30:18Speaker 1: we've pulled up a photo of Nibs.
- 30:21Speaker 3: Oh he.
- 30:23Speaker 1: Looks like a con artist. I know, but it's like
- 30:25Speaker 1: I wouldn't trust it. He has a little bit of
- 30:27Speaker 1: a soul patch. You can't trust anybody who got a
- 30:29Speaker 1: soul patch, like they're definitely doing crime. And then this
- 30:33Speaker 1: is Putnam. Oh, these men they look like they've been
- 30:37Speaker 1: living hard.
- 30:38Speaker 3: Damn I'm to start taking.
- 30:42Speaker 1: Yeah, we all take a nap right after this. Guys,
- 30:45Speaker 1: everyone wherever you are, take a nap because you don't
- 30:48Speaker 1: want to look like these men, Google, Nibs and Giles there.
- 30:51Speaker 3: They're a rough bunch. That's what happened when life gets
- 30:54Speaker 3: you down right and you don't get back up.
- 30:56Speaker 1: So they finally submit the winning ticket August twenty nineteenth nine.
- 31:00Speaker 1: The bottom of the ticket was a bit mangled, but
- 31:02Speaker 1: Putnam was paid the jackpot by Camelot in September two
- 31:06Speaker 1: thousand and nine, despite the bottom of the ticket mangled
- 31:10Speaker 1: slip kind of missing the barcode.
- 31:11Speaker 2: So they did that on purpose.
- 31:13Speaker 3: Oh so they couldn't and they still got the money.
- 31:16Speaker 1: Because it was like, you think about it, it's an
- 31:18Speaker 1: older ticket, right, this is the money that hasn't been claimed,
- 31:21Speaker 1: So it's like maybe it was sitting around and then
- 31:23Speaker 1: you realized it was winning numbers randomly, So that kind
- 31:26Speaker 1: of aids up with the story. So the real winning
- 31:29Speaker 1: ticket may still be out there, and the real winner
- 31:31Speaker 1: has never been identified. After so many years of struggling
- 31:34Speaker 1: to make ends meet, he couldn't resist flashing his cash.
- 31:37Speaker 1: His big weakness was cars, and lots of them. According
- 31:40Speaker 1: to neighbors, there were up to fifty cars at his
- 31:43Speaker 1: home in King's Langley, which also has a mobile home
- 31:47Speaker 1: in the garden.
- 31:48Speaker 3: So two MILLI ain't that much.
- 31:51Speaker 2: Maybe he was getting lots of kius.
- 31:53Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, what you getting, bru Can he use
- 31:56Speaker 3: corollas like?
- 31:57Speaker 1: I don't know why, but he's got like twelve high
- 32:00Speaker 1: the civic cent for his house.
- 32:02Speaker 3: Get these used cars out of here day.
- 32:03Speaker 2: He's not getting like a McLaren or like a Ferrari.
- 32:06Speaker 3: I give me like a Cobra.
- 32:08Speaker 1: Yeah, he's definitely not getting that. He's like got like
- 32:10Speaker 1: four miadas.
- 32:12Speaker 3: Hey, you know what, don't I mean YadA? Get you through?
- 32:14Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
- 32:15Speaker 1: They got twelve KOs Like, sir, what are you doing?
- 32:19Speaker 2: This makes no sense?
- 32:21Speaker 3: That's where to get that four folkus?
- 32:22Speaker 2: He said, look, he likes cars. You gotta get what
- 32:24Speaker 2: you can't.
- 32:25Speaker 1: So despite his multimillion pound wind fall, three years later,
- 32:30Speaker 1: in twenty twelve, Putnam was sentenced to nine months for
- 32:33Speaker 1: benefit fraud after going to claim thirteen thousand dollars in
- 32:37Speaker 1: housing and income support. So this doing stole the latto
- 32:42Speaker 1: and then went to get on welfare.
- 32:47Speaker 2: Listen, he went and got on welfare.
- 32:49Speaker 3: Like I told y'all earlier, when you go to work,
- 32:52Speaker 3: all right, just act like you have the confidence of
- 32:56Speaker 3: just a straight white man, right because I'm like, this shit,
- 32:58Speaker 3: don't make me. I'm a game. This system for two
- 33:01Speaker 3: three million dollars technically, and I gotta go. I spent
- 33:03Speaker 3: it on Kiyas and Toyota Corollas and no, I gotta
- 33:07Speaker 3: go to wealfit.
- 33:08Speaker 2: And this guy is not a good guy.
- 33:09Speaker 1: Normally, I would praise scammers for like going out and
- 33:12Speaker 1: getting a welfare check on top of being a millionaire,
- 33:15Speaker 1: because that is hilarious and perfect. But he's done some
- 33:18Speaker 1: pretty fucked up stuff that I'm not going to get
- 33:20Speaker 1: too deep into because that's not what we do here.
- 33:22Speaker 1: But he had some assault charges. He had the jail, yeah,
- 33:27Speaker 1: and some of these were like two women. So he's
- 33:29Speaker 1: just like not a good guy. He told people that
- 33:31Speaker 1: his money came from property developing. No one had any
- 33:34Speaker 1: inkling that he was a lottery winner, and to be honest,
- 33:37Speaker 1: no one in the village wanted anything to do with him.
- 33:39Speaker 1: So according to a neighbor, he's not a pleasant man,
- 33:42Speaker 1: but just did what he wanted. Let's put it this way,
- 33:45Speaker 1: he's never going to be a candidate from Neighbor of
- 33:47Speaker 1: the Year.
- 33:48Speaker 2: So he was also a trash.
- 33:49Speaker 3: Man, so no one cared about you're a trash dude,
- 33:51Speaker 3: and so which one is the one who calibbs there
- 33:54Speaker 3: was nothing? How do trash people always succeed right.
- 33:58Speaker 1: Cause they're not I talk about this on another episode,
- 34:01Speaker 1: but like they don't have any empathy, Like, and when
- 34:03Speaker 1: you don't have any empathy, you'd be sleeping real good.
- 34:06Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, you're right, it's got to be it
- 34:08Speaker 3: because I mean, you're out here just doing whatever you
- 34:10Speaker 3: want doing. Don't give a ship.
- 34:12Speaker 1: Yeah, but his neighbors hated him. I'm sure they hated
- 34:14Speaker 1: that he had fifty chevrolets on the on the yard.
- 34:18Speaker 1: And also like if this was mister Rogers neighborhood, no
- 34:21Speaker 1: one would want to be his neighbor. No, like, we
- 34:24Speaker 1: don't want you to be our neighbor.
- 34:25Speaker 3: Not even the puppets.
- 34:27Speaker 2: Props be like, fuck off, the male man, not fucking
- 34:29Speaker 2: with you. Nobody fucking with you.
- 34:31Speaker 1: Every time they ceo as ain't nobody switching their shoes
- 34:33Speaker 1: and they sweater?
- 34:35Speaker 3: What would you do if you want like the lottery. Though,
- 34:37Speaker 3: do you know do you have an idea of Like, yo,
- 34:39Speaker 3: first thing first, I'm doing this, this and that.
- 34:41Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm getting a really nice house. I'm getting a
- 34:44Speaker 1: super nice car. I'm saving. I don't know what else
- 34:48Speaker 1: I want.
- 34:49Speaker 3: See. I like that. That's classy. You know what I'm saying.
- 34:51Speaker 3: I probably buy my parents' house. But then I'm petty.
- 34:54Speaker 3: I would spend most of my money getting back at people.
- 34:56Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying in the most extravackant ways.
- 34:59Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
- 35:00Speaker 2: That's a movie.
- 35:00Speaker 3: It's like like if you if you you know, if
- 35:03Speaker 3: you bullying me in high school and I find out
- 35:04Speaker 3: you're working out, that's so.
- 35:05Speaker 2: Much work dry you can just enjoy the money.
- 35:07Speaker 3: That This is me enjoying the money, like this is
- 35:10Speaker 3: I have. The thing is I have no day job.
- 35:12Speaker 3: I have nothing to do but to plan revenge on you, Like, oh,
- 35:15Speaker 3: you work at this coffee shop, I'm gonna buy a
- 35:17Speaker 3: coffee shop.
- 35:18Speaker 2: The best success is revenge.
- 35:20Speaker 3: No it's not.
- 35:21Speaker 2: I mean the best success is revew revenge.
- 35:24Speaker 3: Is sixty people say that. But my thing is this,
- 35:26Speaker 3: You're not feeling the pain though you know, you don't
- 35:28Speaker 3: think they are.
- 35:29Speaker 1: That's what Instagram is for. Instagram is too flex on
- 35:31Speaker 1: your enemies.
- 35:33Speaker 3: You know what, if that's the case, You're right. You
- 35:35Speaker 3: know what, I'm gonna have to buy the apartment building there.
- 35:37Speaker 3: I'm not gonna come out. I just want them to
- 35:38Speaker 3: know that at any moment, I could do it about
- 35:41Speaker 3: you know, they could move and then you just are
- 35:43Speaker 3: you have an apartment, so you know what better business me?
- 35:46Speaker 3: You got to move to another apartment because you lived
- 35:48Speaker 3: in this one. I would buy that with too, because
- 35:50Speaker 3: now I got one successful apartment. This is insane.
- 35:54Speaker 1: Also, please let me know about all of these takes
- 35:56Speaker 1: beating people in the legs.
- 35:59Speaker 3: All your money.
- 36:00Speaker 2: That's real. No, I never did that rab.
- 36:07Speaker 3: Run.
- 36:08Speaker 2: So this is when things got messy.
- 36:10Speaker 3: It wasn't messy yet. Like wait, this whole time, I.
- 36:14Speaker 2: Guess that he's just had a lot of Toyota corollas.
- 36:17Speaker 1: Evidence suggests that mister NIBBs was paid an initial two
- 36:19Speaker 1: hundred and eighty thousand from Putnam for his part of
- 36:22Speaker 1: the alleged con followed by much smaller increments totaling fifty
- 36:26Speaker 1: thousand dollars, but he was angry not to receive more
- 36:30Speaker 1: money and The pair clashed bitterly in twenty fifteen over
- 36:34Speaker 1: what he considered Putnam's betrayal. So he thinks at this point,
- 36:37Speaker 1: Putnam's like not handing over enough money. Also, bruh, So
- 36:40Speaker 1: you don't even got the full three million and you
- 36:43Speaker 1: got fifty cars. Make it make sense? I know what
- 36:47Speaker 1: kind of cars are these? Their key is big wheels.
- 36:52Speaker 2: I mean, my nigga, how.
- 36:53Speaker 3: They gotta be used cars? Right, they got reused. They
- 36:56Speaker 3: gotta be ones with a din in it. That's like
- 36:57Speaker 3: I wanted this. I had a match box that his
- 36:59Speaker 3: cars just buying.
- 37:00Speaker 2: My man is going to police auctions. He's like, yeah,
- 37:02Speaker 2: it's a little blood.
- 37:03Speaker 3: On it, but yo, it's a car, and you know
- 37:05Speaker 3: I need a car. I might go to a police auction.
- 37:07Speaker 3: I need a car too. Maybe I'll go to shoot.
- 37:09Speaker 3: They probably got drug dealer calls.
- 37:11Speaker 2: Probably you gotta do is sage it to get the
- 37:13Speaker 2: burder off of it.
- 37:14Speaker 3: And also if it's a drug that they just got caught.
- 37:17Speaker 1: Also, but how fresh though, because if the drug dealer
- 37:19Speaker 1: is out here on the streets, I don't want to
- 37:21Speaker 1: body keeping my car. And then thinking I'm you know
- 37:23Speaker 1: so and so, and in they spraying my car and
- 37:25Speaker 1: lightening it up. I feel like gang bangers don't check
- 37:29Speaker 1: license plates. I feel like you're not like, oh, look
- 37:31Speaker 1: at those that bend number.
- 37:32Speaker 3: That's the guy you shoot him. That's a good point.
- 37:35Speaker 3: But you know what though, maybe if it's like super cheap,
- 37:36Speaker 3: you can't repaint it or something. I don't know how much.
- 37:38Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, we'll figure this out.
- 37:40Speaker 1: We just scammed the police auctions, right, that's my next scam.
- 37:44Speaker 1: I feel like the police auctions have plenty to be scammed.
- 37:46Speaker 1: So things get messy when evidence has suggested that mister
- 37:49Speaker 1: NIBBs was paid initial so all this money, right, this
- 37:51Speaker 1: is the issue.
- 37:53Speaker 2: So mister NIBBs is partner.
- 37:55Speaker 3: Oliver that you're trying to say fresh and I'm like, yo,
- 38:00Speaker 3: you keeep saying mister NIBBs, just like things got nibby,
- 38:05Speaker 3: mister NIBBs did this. I'm like, bro, get this med
- 38:08Speaker 3: a code name, yo, mister black all right.
- 38:11Speaker 1: So Oliver o'pheelin was his partner. Said he had been
- 38:14Speaker 1: introduced to Eddie Putnam and his partner Lida. He described
- 38:18Speaker 1: mister Punnan as a loud man who liked to show off.
- 38:21Speaker 1: He said Lida was a lovely lady. Okay, come on, Lida.
- 38:24Speaker 1: So in May of June twenty fifteen May and June
- 38:28Speaker 1: of twenty fifteen, he asked mister Putnam why they were
- 38:31Speaker 1: not seeing them. He was told by mister NIBBs it
- 38:34Speaker 1: was because mister Putnam owed him a lot of money.
- 38:37Speaker 1: So I guess they're not hanging out. And then this
- 38:40Speaker 1: this uh or filling guy Oliver. These are such British
- 38:44Speaker 1: ass names. Oliver, Oliver Twist. So Oliver is somehow in
- 38:49Speaker 1: the scene. I guess this is mister NIBBs partner. And
- 38:51Speaker 1: he's like, well, why are you not hanging out with Putnam?
- 38:53Speaker 3: No?
- 38:53Speaker 1: More like he was like, I'm hanging out him. He
- 38:55Speaker 1: robbing me, bro like he trying to scat a SCAMMERA.
- 38:57Speaker 3: Ohy, can we do dolla? Is that is that? Wait?
- 38:59Speaker 3: Who you? Who are you? Right now? You miss damn you?
- 39:03Speaker 3: I'll be putting them.
- 39:11Speaker 2: Amen.
- 39:15Speaker 3: Amen, I'm out here getting a swim. Man.
- 39:18Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about.
- 39:20Speaker 3: Come on, man, you see I sew your the corollas
- 39:22Speaker 3: out here. Man. It said enough, it said.
- 39:25Speaker 2: Enough, man. I really don't know why. Then your house
- 39:27Speaker 2: looked like gon use.
- 39:28Speaker 3: Car because I'm trying to build up to a Mercedes.
- 39:32Speaker 2: That's not how cars work. Get a lot of shitty
- 39:34Speaker 2: cars and then it becomes a nice car.
- 39:36Speaker 3: That's what you do. You votrying the car.
- 39:39Speaker 2: The money I gave you two hundred and eighty thousand.
- 39:42Speaker 3: And that's nothing for me.
- 39:44Speaker 2: I can't eat with that. Look me and my wife
- 39:47Speaker 2: later gotta go our boat here.
- 39:49Speaker 3: You got a boat you swimming?
- 39:51Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I did with my hair.
- 39:52Speaker 1: With the money, you can swim. And now all of
- 39:57Speaker 1: a sudden they're black. So this gam and the fall
- 40:00Speaker 1: apart as a friendship and former business partners deteriorate it.
- 40:04Speaker 1: So Nib's behavior became increasingly erratic. He began revealing details
- 40:08Speaker 1: of the fraud to friends after failing to receive what
- 40:11Speaker 1: he agreed to be Like a million pounds is what
- 40:14Speaker 1: he was supposed to get. So a friend staying with
- 40:16Speaker 1: Nibs before his death. So Nibs was the one who
- 40:19Speaker 1: committed suicide. Oh, Nibs was a bad guy. So he
- 40:25Speaker 1: was a bad guy though he like did assaults to women. Yeah,
- 40:28Speaker 1: he's not a good guy. He's a guy that nobody
- 40:30Speaker 1: wanted to be the neighbor with, Like he's you know
- 40:32Speaker 1: what I mean, like not that I'm not that's a
- 40:34Speaker 1: very serious topic. But I don't feel bad for him
- 40:36Speaker 1: because's person. But he was telling everybody now about the
- 40:40Speaker 1: con because now he's mad. So and he in his
- 40:42Speaker 1: streets just stool pigeoning. He's out here like Takashi all
- 40:45Speaker 1: of a sudden, his hair is rainbow colored. Yeah, he's
- 40:49Speaker 1: sitting on everybody like people don't even need to be
- 40:51Speaker 1: snitched on.
- 40:52Speaker 3: You know, Lacey stole some gum when she was twelve.
- 40:54Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
- 40:55Speaker 2: No one was talking about that.
- 40:57Speaker 3: Nibs stole stole some gum from a corner store. She
- 40:59Speaker 3: didn't get twenty five cent up nips. That's the statute
- 41:02Speaker 3: of limitations. Ain't up on that? Which saying I want
- 41:04Speaker 3: people to know. Do you listeners know? Do you listeners know? So?
- 41:09Speaker 1: He confronted Putnam in a heated argument in June of
- 41:11Speaker 1: twenty fifteen, breaking Putnam's car wing mirror and stealing his phone.
- 41:16Speaker 2: Damn wow, it's still his phone.
- 41:19Speaker 3: It's not like a side piece. This is like this,
- 41:21Speaker 3: not like when you when you ain't get somebody a gift.
- 41:23Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, You got you got, you
- 41:25Speaker 3: got your you got your main a gift and then
- 41:27Speaker 3: the side piece find out about the real gift and
- 41:29Speaker 3: it's like, oh, oh for real, what do I what
- 41:30Speaker 3: I got? I blup your whole ship?
- 41:33Speaker 1: Right. I feel like if you're beating people's cars and ship,
- 41:35Speaker 1: like that's passion, y'ah passions y what you I'm just like,
- 41:39Speaker 1: get the money. So Nibs was subsequently arrested for burglary, blackmail,
- 41:44Speaker 1: and criminal damage after Puttnam put in a complaint to
- 41:48Speaker 1: the police. Wait a minute, Puttnam's page gonna be snitching.
- 41:53Speaker 1: When you are in a full blown crime. You did
- 41:57Speaker 1: crime with this man. You can't use the police when
- 41:59Speaker 1: you're doing You gotta go beat his legs.
- 42:02Speaker 2: Also, you can't go to the cops.
- 42:03Speaker 1: Hey, thank you, you beat his legs. You beat you
- 42:08Speaker 1: definitely cannot just go to the cops. But apparently he
- 42:10Speaker 1: went to the cops and got the law. In British
- 42:12Speaker 1: people are so damn civil. This is so British. Everything
- 42:15Speaker 1: about this is so British, Like, how do you go
- 42:17Speaker 1: to the cops when you are literally doing crime with
- 42:20Speaker 1: this man? You're like, hey, you climb up to my
- 42:22Speaker 1: house and go really upset because we did a crime
- 42:24Speaker 1: together and he's not happy about his unions in the crime.
- 42:28Speaker 2: So I just really need to report him to the
- 42:30Speaker 2: police like.
- 42:33Speaker 3: To do.
- 42:33Speaker 2: If you're in the game, you got.
- 42:34Speaker 3: To be in it. I know, man, It's one of
- 42:36Speaker 3: the things where it's like but also you know what
- 42:37Speaker 3: it is though what he's like, I'm gonna get ahead
- 42:40Speaker 3: of this, you know what I mean. He's like, I
- 42:41Speaker 3: can get you locked up. I ain't gonna give you
- 42:43Speaker 3: none of this money.
- 42:45Speaker 1: But also that's not how it works, like deals, Like
- 42:47Speaker 1: if I were to sing on you about something bigger
- 42:49Speaker 1: than they would want us for the bigger crime.
- 42:51Speaker 3: But you're a criminal already. Do ain't gonna believe no criminals?
- 42:54Speaker 3: Maybe nobody watches I got a wife in the house.
- 42:58Speaker 3: I'm like, they're gonna believe me. I'm an upstand right,
- 43:00Speaker 3: and he's the uglier guys don't like him, right, block
- 43:06Speaker 3: him up the way to gee.
- 43:08Speaker 1: So getting caught on October fifth and twenty fifteen, Nibs
- 43:11Speaker 1: unfortunately committed suicide after fearing that he would go down
- 43:14Speaker 1: for ten to fifteen years for blackmail. When the trial
- 43:18Speaker 1: was hurt as a result, Putnam was arrested and eventually
- 43:22Speaker 1: went to trial. Putnam, who arrived at court with his
- 43:25Speaker 1: face mask wearing dark glasses, c you talking about raw face.
- 43:29Speaker 1: He came with his face mask wearing dark glass, denies
- 43:34Speaker 1: fraud by false representation, and the trial continues. Judge Philip
- 43:38Speaker 1: Gray said that the sophisticated, carefully planned and digitally operated
- 43:42Speaker 1: fraud struck at the heart of the integrity of the
- 43:45Speaker 1: National Lottery. He said, you would have gotten away with
- 43:49Speaker 1: this quite plainly, but you were greedy, and he's right.
- 43:52Speaker 2: He should have.
- 43:52Speaker 1: Gave him the other half of money. Whenever you get greedy,
- 43:55Speaker 1: that's when you shit blow up. That's exactly how the
- 43:57Speaker 1: college cheating scandal blew up was.
- 43:59Speaker 2: One guy got green. He trying to cut out the
- 44:01Speaker 2: middleman and then they got caught. So like, you just
- 44:04Speaker 2: can't get grady. Guys.
- 44:05Speaker 1: You could have been sneaking people into college for Kingdom
- 44:07Speaker 1: till Kingdom come.
- 44:09Speaker 2: You could have won the lotto and.
- 44:10Speaker 3: Got away with it, tendeth. It was a three million
- 44:13Speaker 3: he got you to give me and you had two
- 44:15Speaker 3: mil Come.
- 44:15Speaker 2: On, dude, damn.
- 44:18Speaker 1: So the fact that Camelot had been hoodwinked in this
- 44:21Speaker 1: way will of course be damaging to its reputation, like
- 44:24Speaker 1: they're probably not gonna be running.
- 44:26Speaker 2: I mean, they're still running the lottery.
- 44:27Speaker 1: But the judge sentence Edward Puttingham to nine years in jail,
- 44:30Speaker 1: and it doesn't say anything here about restitution.
- 44:32Speaker 2: So I wonder if you just got to keep.
- 44:33Speaker 3: No man, he had to pay that back, but he
- 44:35Speaker 3: had to go to jail for nine years.
- 44:36Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not gonna serve all of that. You know,
- 44:38Speaker 1: He's going to Arthur Stuart jail. I'm sure British jail
- 44:41Speaker 1: is like so quaint.
- 44:42Speaker 3: I mean, listen, you know, did did that actress have
- 44:45Speaker 3: to go to jail for the college candle? Or she
- 44:47Speaker 3: didn't go to jail her name? Who? Oh?
- 44:49Speaker 1: Yeah, the desperation have been had fourteen days, fourteen days,
- 44:53Speaker 1: they have hard jail time.
- 44:55Speaker 3: Yo. I'm not gonna lie y'all man. I'm not trying
- 44:57Speaker 3: to show you why people on this podcast, but I
- 44:58Speaker 3: just I need that.
- 45:00Speaker 2: Man.
- 45:00Speaker 3: If I could just super power it up and it's like,
- 45:03Speaker 3: oh ship, bad shit happening, Press the button and I'm saved, yo,
- 45:08Speaker 3: and you just safe. That's it. Nine years he'd probably
- 45:11Speaker 3: served what five like maybe on good behavior.
- 45:14Speaker 1: Good behavior, he sounds like a likable guy. Damn well,
- 45:18Speaker 1: you know what shout out to these artists. You guys
- 45:22Speaker 1: aren't good guys, so I can't really praise you.
- 45:24Speaker 3: But this is a good con. That's a good count.
- 45:27Speaker 1: But y'all fucked it up. You fun with the bag
- 45:28Speaker 1: for no reason. You couldn't just give my man's the
- 45:30Speaker 1: money he was asking for.
- 45:32Speaker 3: Yo, I got it.
- 45:33Speaker 2: Guys.
- 45:33Speaker 1: Don't get greedy. That's one of the essential rules of
- 45:37Speaker 1: scamming congregation.
- 45:38Speaker 2: Don't get greedy.
- 45:38Speaker 3: This could be set it off for the new era.
- 45:41Speaker 3: So instead of them robbing white British dudes, instead of
- 45:44Speaker 3: like I heard I heard, trying to do, you can
- 45:48Speaker 3: have four black women be like, yo, you know what,
- 45:51Speaker 3: we ain't gonna work at this company no more. We
- 45:53Speaker 3: ain't gonna we ain't gonna rob them physically, We're gonna
- 45:55Speaker 3: rob them mentally by outswindling them with the computer systems
- 45:59Speaker 3: they don't think we know how to use. And now
- 46:01Speaker 3: you got set it off.
- 46:04Speaker 1: I don't know how, but I can't take cloth like
- 46:07Speaker 1: a can't disappeared on draws and he'd suddenly wearing a
- 46:11Speaker 1: necklace and he's gone full.
- 46:14Speaker 3: Of test y. Did ya did this to me with
- 46:16Speaker 3: these Brits on.
- 46:19Speaker 2: That's gross. Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
- 46:21Speaker 1: But scammer of the week last segment, So, an employee
- 46:26Speaker 1: of the restaurant reservation app Open Table made a few
- 46:31Speaker 1: hundred false reservations at forty five restaurants. Dozens of Chicago
- 46:36Speaker 1: restaurant owners were scratching their heads over the fake reservation scam.
- 46:40Speaker 1: He called himself Hans Gruber and Jimmy Smith's and other
- 46:46Speaker 1: phony names.
- 46:46Speaker 2: Those names don't sound real. If you call me, you're like, Hi,
- 46:49Speaker 2: my name is Hans.
- 46:50Speaker 3: I would like to take you. Hans Gruber is one
- 46:52Speaker 3: of the best movie villains of all time. Right, I
- 46:55Speaker 3: love heart best Right. And then he said Jimmy Smith, Yes,
- 47:00Speaker 3: I was messed up. That's a real person. You asked.
- 47:04Speaker 3: That's so rude.
- 47:05Speaker 1: Jimmy Smith's like, suddenly, can't go to any restaurants. You're like, no, sorry, Jimmy,
- 47:10Speaker 1: We've had it with you. You can't make any restaurant. So,
- 47:17Speaker 1: among other phony names, while making hundreds of fake online reservations,
- 47:21Speaker 1: according to prosecutors.
- 47:23Speaker 2: Prosecutors, you could get you come Jepitus.
- 47:26Speaker 1: Wait a minute, wait, what is the San Francisco tech
- 47:28Speaker 1: company he worked for, called him a rogue employee who
- 47:32Speaker 1: took it upon himself to make the competition look bad.
- 47:35Speaker 1: So now federal prosecutors say dozens of Chicago restaurant managers
- 47:40Speaker 1: can call Stephen Addison the culprit of a bogus booking
- 47:43Speaker 1: scheme that left more than thousands of their seats empty
- 47:46Speaker 1: on normal busy nights, costing them thousands of dollars in
- 47:50Speaker 1: lost sales. Addison was charged on Thursday by the US
- 47:53Speaker 1: District Court with one count of wire fraud for the
- 47:56Speaker 1: dinner deserting scam that was uncovered earlier this year. This
- 48:01Speaker 1: individual was making reservations, then confirming them so that we
- 48:04Speaker 1: block off the tables and then would not show up,
- 48:06Speaker 1: said the owner of Tavern on the Park. The targeted
- 48:09Speaker 1: restaurants all used a competing app called Reserve for customers
- 48:13Speaker 1: to make the reservations. Oh so he was just trying
- 48:18Speaker 1: to ruin open table for them so that people would
- 48:22Speaker 1: start using their aps.
- 48:24Speaker 3: This is so petty. I love it. I loved that.
- 48:27Speaker 2: The company said that he acted alone. They were like
- 48:30Speaker 2: he was a rogue and what he was doing, yeah,
- 48:33Speaker 2: I knew.
- 48:33Speaker 3: Could you imagine coming in like a yo, my I
- 48:35Speaker 3: gotta wait to fix it. I gotta wait to crash
- 48:37Speaker 3: the system, you know what I mean. I'm gonna just
- 48:39Speaker 3: do it for my laptop and make all these reservations.
- 48:41Speaker 3: I'm gonna close everything down, and the joke's gonna be
- 48:43Speaker 3: on them because they're gonna have empty restaurants. This nigga
- 48:47Speaker 3: thought he was crushing it with this.
- 48:48Speaker 2: But he was because he works for the reserve apps.
- 48:51Speaker 1: So it drove traffic to the other app because open
- 48:54Speaker 1: Table was crashing.
- 48:55Speaker 2: Because he was crashing it.
- 48:58Speaker 3: I'm about this, yo. This is so petty, like this
- 49:02Speaker 3: is even a real scam to me, This is just
- 49:04Speaker 3: like a swindle that some dude did, and it's just.
- 49:08Speaker 2: Why you got to go to jail for this. This
- 49:09Speaker 2: is called capitalism. This is literally capitalism what Americans do.
- 49:14Speaker 3: Wait, they say what the person's name is.
- 49:16Speaker 2: The guy's name is Steven Addison, So we don't know, we.
- 49:20Speaker 3: Don't know the nights they put they put him in jail.
- 49:23Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 49:24Speaker 2: This sounds like, do you think it's Stevie?
- 49:28Speaker 3: I think I got to Google. I got to Google.
- 49:30Speaker 1: So he would use fake names, email addresses, addresses, and
- 49:33Speaker 1: phone numbers to book the tables through reserve on the
- 49:35Speaker 1: busy nights like New Year's Eve and Valentine's Day. I
- 49:38Speaker 1: used to work in restaurants. Those are the two most
- 49:41Speaker 1: popping knights and restaurants. Everyone wants to go to dinner
- 49:43Speaker 1: before they go to the club on New Year's Eve,
- 49:45Speaker 1: and then everybody got to take their side hose out
- 49:48Speaker 1: and their main hose out for Valentine's Day. I would
- 49:50Speaker 1: work Valentine's Day, and you don't make a lot of
- 49:53Speaker 1: money because it's like when all the poor people start
- 49:56Speaker 1: to go out to eat, because it's like, yeah, because
- 49:58Speaker 1: all the like I worked at a really nice restaurant,
- 50:01Speaker 1: and it would be like all the broke dudes like
- 50:03Speaker 1: splurging for the night, you know what I mean. So
- 50:06Speaker 1: they wouldn't really be in there balling out like on
- 50:08Speaker 1: a regular Tuesday. How most of our guests would be Also, violence.
- 50:11Speaker 3: Be a swindle, you know what I'm saying. I feel
- 50:13Speaker 3: like that's a swindle day. Why there's my thing like
- 50:17Speaker 3: Valentine's Day. I'm like, yo, let me celebrate the day
- 50:19Speaker 3: before in the day after.
- 50:21Speaker 1: Hear me out, that sounds like you are cheating on
- 50:23Speaker 1: whoever you're with. No, No, the pressure sees you're on
- 50:29Speaker 1: bowents Day.
- 50:30Speaker 3: Because that's the pressure is like the day is so
- 50:31Speaker 3: the day is so faked. I'm like, I don't want
- 50:33Speaker 3: to celebrate you on this fake day. I won't let
- 50:36Speaker 3: you know that I celebrate you before and after the day.
- 50:38Speaker 1: That is literally like a textbook line from like a
- 50:41Speaker 1: nigga who cheats on you, like Ani.
- 50:44Speaker 2: Who at least has several kids and wives.
- 50:47Speaker 3: I hear now that I said, all, I hear it.
- 50:49Speaker 3: But you know what, though, you still get the celebration.
- 50:52Speaker 1: But you know, for women, though, it's such a fun
- 50:54Speaker 1: holiday because you get all these gifts, well if you're
- 50:56Speaker 1: dating someone and you pretty much can just keep regifted
- 51:00Speaker 1: the same vagina every year for Valentine's Day. I went
- 51:04Speaker 1: to European wax Center Life yesterday and I haven't gotten
- 51:08Speaker 1: a wax in years, and oh my god, it was
- 51:10Speaker 1: so painful and horrible. But like I went there and
- 51:14Speaker 1: it was popping because it was a Saturday, so all
- 51:17Speaker 1: the women were in there getting their waxes and I
- 51:20Speaker 1: was nine minutes late to my appointment and they were like, oh,
- 51:22Speaker 1: you're nine minutes late, so unfortunately I was Unfortunately, I'm
- 51:24Speaker 1: gonna get it. I'll pay, I'll pay anything. They're like, no,
- 51:27Speaker 1: you just have to wait in the back of the queue.
- 51:29Speaker 1: There was this lady there and she was like, I
- 51:31Speaker 1: was twenty minutes late, so I'm waiting in the back
- 51:33Speaker 1: of the queue too. She was like, it's my husband's birthday, though,
- 51:35Speaker 1: so I gotta get his gift ready.
- 51:38Speaker 3: Yeah. Wait, hey, man, fellas, can we give things like
- 51:41Speaker 3: can we just be like, hey, hey, listen, you know
- 51:44Speaker 3: this penis gonna be the gift for Valentine's No, pinas
- 51:47Speaker 3: is never a gift, so they could be like, hey, listen,
- 51:50Speaker 3: you know, listen, I wrapped it up nice to start.
- 51:54Speaker 3: It's like I got some new draws on the day.
- 51:56Speaker 3: I shaped up my stuff a little bit. So we
- 51:58Speaker 3: donated never enough.
- 52:00Speaker 2: Only that's the real scam. Women.
- 52:01Speaker 1: We can keep gifting vagina for years to come, but
- 52:05Speaker 1: nobody wants a penis gift.
- 52:06Speaker 3: I mean it is like, amen, he's like, hey, you
- 52:09Speaker 3: know what I did some stretches. Oh no, it's just
- 52:15Speaker 3: for you.
- 52:16Speaker 2: No, we all know that's a scam. No one, whatever happen.
- 52:19Speaker 3: Come on, fellas, you gotta be able to do something.
- 52:21Speaker 3: Got to regift some stuff.
- 52:22Speaker 1: You can give a bag. Nobody want penis as a gift.
- 52:28Speaker 1: As a gift, I get that anywhere.
- 52:30Speaker 3: Honestly, right, women can get penis anywhere. Dude, be like,
- 52:33Speaker 3: oh what I can't?
- 52:35Speaker 2: I can hit Oh yeah yeah yeah honor, it's an honor.
- 52:40Speaker 2: But we all know man or trash. Penis is everywhere.
- 52:45Speaker 2: Oh god, penis is like that thing that everyone's trying
- 52:47Speaker 2: to sell you all the time, Like.
- 52:48Speaker 3: I don't want to buy it, Like I'm good, that's
- 52:51Speaker 3: why you're being gifted it. You're not buying it, You're
- 52:53Speaker 3: being gifted.
- 52:54Speaker 1: Would you like to switch your penis pro rider today?
- 52:57Speaker 1: And I'm like no, I'm good with my current penis providers.
- 53:00Speaker 3: But also, but the thing is this penis has been
- 53:01Speaker 3: upgraded because it is like if there's a holiday, you've
- 53:04Speaker 3: done new shit to your penis. You know what I'm saying.
- 53:06Speaker 3: Think about like butting you've.
- 53:07Speaker 2: Done over the holidays to your penis to make it better.
- 53:09Speaker 3: For instance, like just like how you would go to
- 53:12Speaker 3: uh and get a wax. You could get like a
- 53:14Speaker 3: little you and get a little weight and do penis lifts,
- 53:17Speaker 3: so now you got strongle penis from you know what
- 53:19Speaker 3: I'm saying.
- 53:20Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, I was, I'm gonna start
- 53:22Speaker 1: selling penis weights. Yo, You're probably makes so much money.
- 53:25Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you just do a little flex and it's
- 53:26Speaker 3: like yeah, strongkle penis.
- 53:27Speaker 2: Oh lord Jesus, so Madison.
- 53:31Speaker 1: Addison's scheme intended to demonstrate to the Chicago restaurants that
- 53:35Speaker 1: Reserve had an inferior reservation system.
- 53:38Speaker 2: Oop.
- 53:38Speaker 1: And I just realized that I switched these So this
- 53:41Speaker 1: guy worked for Open Table and he was booking in
- 53:44Speaker 1: a competitive app, Reserve.
- 53:46Speaker 2: Okay, so that so this is also like big money ship.
- 53:49Speaker 3: He was trying to crash. He was trying to.
- 53:50Speaker 1: Crash Reserve, which I've never even heard of Reserve. So
- 53:52Speaker 1: Reserve is probably the small time money app.
- 53:55Speaker 3: He did it, he worked, it worked right, And they
- 53:57Speaker 3: said that.
- 53:58Speaker 1: He intended to demonstrate that shook to the Chicago's restaurant
- 54:01Speaker 1: said Reserve had an inferior reservation system by crashing it.
- 54:04Speaker 1: Prosecutors concurred that Addison made reservations on his own accord
- 54:08Speaker 1: and did not personally profit from the scheme. I find
- 54:11Speaker 1: that impossible.
- 54:13Speaker 3: Yeah too, I mean they knew also, like why would
- 54:16Speaker 3: the big company tat to tick out the little dog?
- 54:17Speaker 3: You know?
- 54:18Speaker 1: What I mean right, exactly this one. But that's what
- 54:20Speaker 1: big companies do. That's what capitalism is all about. That's
- 54:22Speaker 1: literally monopoly. Has anyone ever finished a game of Monopoly?
- 54:26Speaker 3: I don't play Monopoly realamed because there's so many different ones.
- 54:29Speaker 3: And also like I I'll suck it. I am terrible
- 54:31Speaker 3: abboor games. I gu's so antsy.
- 54:33Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like super violent too.
- 54:36Speaker 3: Wait Monopoly.
- 54:37Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never played Monopoly and not gotten into a fight.
- 54:40Speaker 2: I have a scar.
- 54:41Speaker 3: Wait is Monopoly? That's don't pass go?
- 54:44Speaker 1: Yeah that game gets intense. People be cheating, hide money
- 54:47Speaker 1: out of the boar. Next thing, you know, you got
- 54:49Speaker 1: a greenhouse stuck in your eye.
- 54:51Speaker 3: You know.
- 54:52Speaker 2: It excalates very quickly.
- 54:55Speaker 1: But yeah, so this is like so an monopoly thing
- 54:58Speaker 1: of just trying to crash the little guy to make
- 55:00Speaker 1: more profit.
- 55:01Speaker 3: Dang. See that's why. See, that's why I'm playing Monopoly.
- 55:04Speaker 3: You know what I mean? I don't play what was it?
- 55:06Speaker 3: I don't go to recess because I don't play me.
- 55:10Speaker 2: Now come on us, well, thank you so much for
- 55:13Speaker 2: being here.
- 55:13Speaker 3: What you kicking me out?
- 55:14Speaker 2: Yes, I am kicking you out. That's how this works.
- 55:17Speaker 2: We are at the end of the podcast.
- 55:19Speaker 3: Wait that's it?
- 55:23Speaker 2: Oh my god? Is there anywhere that you want to
- 55:25Speaker 2: be found?
- 55:27Speaker 3: I gotta be better promote, So follow me at draw
- 55:29Speaker 3: Meligan on Twitter and Instagram. And not to plug a
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- 55:36Speaker 3: each other. Uh, if you go to Forever Dog, Black
- 55:40Speaker 3: Men can't jump in Hollywood review movies with leading actors
- 55:43Speaker 3: of color and talk about how to man trying to
- 55:45Speaker 3: keep us down. Honestly, kind of been in a fun way.
- 55:50Speaker 2: It's a very fun show.
- 55:51Speaker 3: I've done that.
- 55:52Speaker 2: It's a good show, all.
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