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Gossip Girl: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate · Your One And Only Source

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[SPEAKER_01]: Hello, and welcome back to your one and only source where your hosts.
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[SPEAKER_01]: My name is Phoebe and my name is Caroline and today you guys we are recapping season one episode 13 of gossip girl called.
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[SPEAKER_01]: A fine line between Chuck and Nate, oh my god, it's like your one job.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And when I try to do it, you freaking raise hell.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Finline.
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[SPEAKER_01]: A thin line.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Certainly.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Certainly.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, somebody messaged us with an idea about how we should approach the movies.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But it was at a time that I couldn't actually open the message.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I have actually ton of messages in our inbox right now that I need to go through, so maybe I'll do that after this, but someone had an idea for how to do it and maybe it's some sort of movie club, maybe like we list all the movies that we like.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, guys, if the audio's a little bit weird on this, just be happy that you have an episode because we had technical issues last week, okay?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Basically, the exact same thing that had happened in my microphone the one week, the happened to Phoebe's and we were, I'm not kidding you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We were on to record, it was gonna be vintage, like pretty little podcast vibes because it was like 10 p.m. and we were on to record and Phoebe's mic wasn't working.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So we had to send her a new chord.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And it's just like, can things just be normal for a minute.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But now we should be good for a while on courts, because we both have brand-spank and new ones.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So we should, we should, um, and mine is heavy duty.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I think it's going to be a good one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, because you didn't want the longer one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, well, that's true.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The heavy duty one is like 25 feet long.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I do think the longer one is better at the more there is to go wrong.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I just got you the normal one because I have more issues than you, but if you end up needing that one we can send you guys isn't that's the truth.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's hilarious.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Phoebe, you're starting off with jokes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You're starting off the podcast with jokes for one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Did you see the mom said mom said, oh, her.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she also was like, why do I have a try, bad?
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then do you know what my bad looks like?
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[SPEAKER_01]: If you guys listened to our Tuesday episode, we had this amazing revelation in the middle of the episode.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And that is that Phoebe just kind of new company.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sneak peek for her dream rotation.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And she shows me a photo of it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, oh, cute.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then I'm like, wait, show me that one more time.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's the exact same comforter I currently have on my bed.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And we didn't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So that's a stir-hide, that's twin-dumb.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's for turn, I'll twin-dumb if I have a hermit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We'll let you ever hurt it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was going to say something about a subset.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, before we get started, because if I remember in the beginning of the episode, I just have to do it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So a few housekeeping things I need you guys to know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, the idea someone had by the way was that maybe we write all of the movies From the episodes of the month and we have people vote and we watch one of them and then we like talk about that in an episode or something And I don't know we can see Because some of them are movies that we've definitely never seen in some of them are like John Tucker must die so it's like but Honestly, it is like a whole other wealth of
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[SPEAKER_01]: We get like the parallels like I would it would be fun to do at some point.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how we're when yet, but like, stupid to ignore.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we'll work on it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We'll work shopping.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So obviously, this one is based off of the movie.
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[SPEAKER_01]: A thin line between love and hate.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And we've worked it for a thin.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Not me, this whole, I mean, thinking it was like a thin line between luck and fate.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Why, I mean, I didn't confirm that it's love and hate, but I just assumed what else could
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, fact check why I don't know what the movie is.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I just that's what I thought we love movies But do not ask us about us to know your movie before like this year Also just a quick congrats to my baby Michael P. Jordan He should want two Oscars just saying he played two roles Like I love it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so hot.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Are you so hot?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Are you so hot?
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's so hot.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Huge of boys, also hot, and vampire boys, also hot.
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[SPEAKER_01]: love that movie.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I want to watch it again.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I just watched it last week.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Me too, in theaters.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I watched it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Then I pre-game the Oscars by watching it in theaters and I'm before him.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And it was so anything I've never seen it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He tried to watch it at home and he was like, you know, he couldn't get through like the first 15 minutes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He was just like, I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then he was like, I need to give another shot.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then he loved it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, it's so kind of performance at the Oscars.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it was so
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[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, okay, let's get into it because we started a drug store and I just what we started a drug store.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What?
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[SPEAKER_01]: We start this episode in a drug store.
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[SPEAKER_01]: My god, I thought you were saying we started a drug store.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, why wasn't I got the loop on this?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, no, we didn't start a drug store.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We don't have our own drug store.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And you need to stop lying about it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Cause people are gonna come looking.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And you know that as well as I do.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You said that just like, just like, hmm.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hayley Marie Matthews.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, thank you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I was a known as hmm, hmm, the little pom-pom on a finger.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I'm just like, oh, let me start.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Kind of drugstore and wait, I like actually can't believe it's kind of an epic name for a dog.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, this is hmm.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my gosh.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Carolyn's next two dogs are going to be Quinn for Bray, and hmm, and both boys.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Both boys.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Guys, those are low key kind of nicknames that our mom would have for us.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And if we don't hear her, she's like, shhh.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She's like pissed off and it's for nothing and then we're a little early and then I'm in bed and I'm like, yes, and she's like she doesn't say anything Come in here.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, the best is which she wouldn't tell us she would just not answer us when we said when we asked her what she wanted and then we'd be like, okay We're doing this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I have to get out of bed We're doing okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So we're doing this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We some kid gave up listening to Hamilton for Lent
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[SPEAKER_01]: and they had a writer for school and they tried to write the Hamilton logo and they were like for lint.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm giving up listening to Hamilton.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It is terrible.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I will never do this again.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, I thought Teg talk that was like it was like John Laney walking into a hotel room on a Thursday night seeing Fred Armison's Suth Myers and like all the and it was the is in a Mr. Vice President.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Aaron Burr.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What is this?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so as Phoebe said, we started a draw story.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I can't even freaking believe how Serena is acting.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Serena wants everyone in the world.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She's doing a step and repeat with these pregnancy tests.
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[SPEAKER_01]: literally and also like I have to say something and this is maybe controversial because like the last thing I want us to live in a spring awakening type world where nobody knows about the birds in the bees and they get pregnant and they die from abortions like that's not my moment.
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[SPEAKER_01]: By the way, spoilers for spring waiting.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But I am kind of like, do you know how many times I've been late on my period without even having sex?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I just feel like, yes,
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, yes, not sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, but Serena doesn't know about all of it number one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And number two, like Serena, like how many times have you been able to take in a pregnancy test until you were like, because a lot of times that you're nervous and then like you get your period.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And you're like, okay, I didn't have to also Serena is buying she is taking one of every pregnancy test.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then she walks up and she literally is holding it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She's like,
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[SPEAKER_01]: Which one do you recommend?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't need a bag.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I don't need a bag.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just going to carry it in my body.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just going to carry it in my body.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to just tape them in my body and walk on the streets of New York.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and it's crazy because somebody takes a picture of it, and I just want to briefly just chat about Dan Humphrey as Gossip Girl, because like, Dan, you are so diabolical, this is where I'm like, Diddy of interns.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He must have, did you want her to be pregnant?
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[SPEAKER_01]: How about did you want her to be pregnant?
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's another wrinkle.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, why did you, and also I'm just like, this whole, is it, I was like, is this all your secret
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[SPEAKER_01]: And it was forever.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Also when you get so close to the roof is for the roof is reox.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It was thinking about this with last week's episode Vanessa, Doc Ugirl.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, was she, is she an intern?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Is she out there?
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[SPEAKER_01]: So Dan doesn't miss African thing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She can be on the scene taking vids.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like that's a really good point.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But it is crazy because
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[SPEAKER_01]: Serena's like walking through people are running to each other as this gossip girl blast goes out that Serena's buying a pregnancy test.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It is like I can't think of anybody on earth who would make me that up and arm is to find out they bought a pregnancy test.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, also it wouldn't be Serena.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like if I thought Serena was pregnant, I would be like, okay, it's just another Tuesday.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But if it was like, if it was a Blair, if it was a Jenny Humphrey, if it was like someone who you like don't see us, sorry us a high school super slot, I would maybe be be a little surprised.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, but I still wouldn't be like.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't knock a man over on three of friends to whisper in their ear that Serena Vanderwoods and bought a pregnancy test.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Then what I will say is then when we go to the school we'll get to the scene in the middle in a second.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But Serena says once again has made the school courtyard a step and repeat a little run.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You guys literally she's acting like she's been hired as an extra in a movie and she has to repeat the same traffic pattern over and over
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[SPEAKER_01]: like she is walking back and forth in the middle of the courtyard.
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[SPEAKER_01]: People are sitting on the steps because she's laughing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're yelling about it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Literally waiting for Dan.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, you are love, you can't help but be who you are, Serena.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And you love this and don't pretend that you don't.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You were like, I've been dating Lonely Boy, Hum free for a little bit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: People aren't talking about being enough.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I've decided I'm buying Blair Prognose, you taught us this morning.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We've
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's the key to this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's not like later on Serena wants to have this like white night about her, where she's like, I did this for you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I took this public for this public.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, you didn't do that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not saying it wasn't the right thing to do, but like to throw that on there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And also then Serena stopped looking acting like this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: If you're so embarrassed.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And also since when like there I can think of a lot more embarrassing things that you've done maybe we just haven't revealed even just in the 10 episodes of us know in you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But exactly.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So speaking of Jenny from a minute ago, Jenny's dreams and Dan and Rufus were running to her room and she like wasn't expecting daddy ought to be here too.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, oh, I was just saying I was sleeping, I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and I was sleeping and
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[SPEAKER_01]: Take a look at what my kid says.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm glad Caroline can say that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm glad Caroline would say that because she got so mad at me when I era her dirty laundry.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I would you to call on somebody by the way.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I'd say, I want to be the one to break the news and times, you know, I saw this video of the other day that was like, OK, I am a middle sister.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I have an older sister.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I just realized the my older sister.
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[SPEAKER_01]: doesn't have an older sister.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And no, I'm kind of like, you know what, my bad, you might have kids sisters who never fucking thought about that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They've never, ever thought about that anyway.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So they physically, Dan and Rufus, physically lift your knee out of her chair, so that they can look at them.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just like, Dan, are you just posted this on gossip girl?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Dan wanted everybody to know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Dan has such a little attention.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're stuck, but kind of you're not.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Stiny queen is out and Jenny goes Jenny goes Dan you're gonna hope there's not a spotlight involved And we did you notice later on in this episode Eric says I'm your little brother.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I do and I was like God, what I missed opportunity.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, I didn't but I did Serena has a very clear increase by half to go later on and after she says I love you too But I have to go her why does she her mouth rests in that shape where she's pretty like this
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[SPEAKER_01]: or in the so and so when she's doing she's like always sucking in her she's like I can't even do it but when she's buying her pregnancy tests.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She's like my wing she's doing she's sucking in her cheeks to make a look.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She's got but her and I'm out of the storm.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She's like he is called buckle.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'll say whatever I'm talking about.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He is my fucking so I was there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm not ever embarrassed.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She's
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[SPEAKER_01]: And but that's all that she's not talking.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's what her face is.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And so when you see that the mirror behind all the price also weird placement for the pregnancy tests in the stroke store because they're all lined up on this wooden shelf with a mirror in the back.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's like a display case.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's like for pregnant.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, let's get yourself in the eyes while you take on so you can practice.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She's lucky her profile of her doing that face.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, but it also, the thing about Serena doing that is she's taking the time to like read them.
16:28
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like a pregnancy test, it's a pregnancy test.
16:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Serena, just buy the most expensive one and get out.
16:34
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, you've got the money for it.
16:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so they physically pull Johnny out of her chair.
16:38
[SPEAKER_01]: Look at the computer.
16:39
[SPEAKER_01]: They see the pictures.
16:40
[SPEAKER_01]: No, they don't pull Johnny out of the chair.
16:42
[SPEAKER_01]: they lift the chair and your backwards epic um they are so kooky they're just a kooky brick linham free family like that's all i can say i mean this is a favorite holiday today guys it's it's national goof off day by the way it's national goof off day not on Thursday if you're listening to this but on sunday stop showing you again
17:00
[SPEAKER_01]: If you have someone giving off actually, I'm a little stressed about that because it's not a national goof off day for like four days.
17:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, what have you been up to?
17:12
[SPEAKER_01]: So as they are looking at this, Eric is walking with Serena in a street and he looks just wondering, is there something on it tell me?
17:18
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm also like, what is it like?
17:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Is it like a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a
17:30
[SPEAKER_01]: But I'm your older sister, you know, I'm ready.
17:33
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean for all you know, I'm 16 and ready.
17:36
[SPEAKER_01]: That's Serena.
17:37
[SPEAKER_01]: So Serena's like, oh my god, thank God you asked that her color is all wrong for you.
17:41
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, kind of rude.
17:43
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, even as a joke, now he's thinking about that.
17:46
[SPEAKER_01]: You know?
17:46
[SPEAKER_01]: And then he's like, no, are you expecting?
17:49
[SPEAKER_01]: He was, that's funny.
17:51
[SPEAKER_01]: This isn't.
17:53
[SPEAKER_01]: And shows her the screen.
17:54
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, oh my god, I knew this would happen.
18:00
[SPEAKER_01]: I bet you cat Cohen would have a really good impression of Serenovia.
18:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Obviously.
18:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Probably.
18:05
[SPEAKER_01]: So Rufus is giving Dana talking to you.
18:08
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, listen, your mom, and I really wanted you to have a bright future.
18:11
[SPEAKER_00]: You guys by the way, not just talking to you.
18:12
[SPEAKER_01]: I do feel like Rufus went a little bit from 0 to 100 for this just hitting been on a gossip blog.
18:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah, but for all, you know, Dan's around talking like, and this Pulitzer prize went and gossip blog, you guys, whatever goes on here, like, he's been talking about it for like a year.
18:28
[SPEAKER_01]: So now they're like the ones that make up, you know, it's like the Wall Street Journal, like now they know.
18:31
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
18:32
[SPEAKER_01]: They're like, it's everywhere.
18:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, Street Journal was just the first thing I thought of.
18:36
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know anything about it.
18:38
[SPEAKER_01]: So they should have said New York times, don't New York times.
18:41
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just because they live in New York, or anybody does, like, listen to that city, right?
18:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, cool.
18:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Damn, they will treat us famously.
18:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, Phoebe, I want to move on from this.
18:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.
18:51
[SPEAKER_00]: I know all streets famously in New York.
18:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
18:56
[SPEAKER_01]: So, Ruth, Dan's like, dad, listen, whatever, surrounded of sides, I got to be there for her and he says, I love her.
19:05
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm honestly like, it's a little early.
19:08
[SPEAKER_01]: But I guess he's been pining over her for a really long time.
19:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Some of you are in love with her.
19:12
[SPEAKER_01]: But like, and I do like, like, yes, that's the correct answer.
19:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Be there for her through whatever she wants to do.
19:17
[SPEAKER_01]: But also like,
19:20
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
19:21
[SPEAKER_01]: I just talk to her first.
19:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, James is phone at home.
19:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's give her a call.
19:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Walks to school leaves his phone at home.
19:29
[SPEAKER_01]: Here's my thing for that.
19:30
[SPEAKER_01]: You already saw the blast this morning.
19:32
[SPEAKER_01]: You have to know your girlfriend is freaking the heck out.
19:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Why do you leave your phone at home?
19:38
[SPEAKER_01]: Why not immediately call her and like you could have made her feel a little bit better.
19:42
[SPEAKER_01]: You found her, she's been pacing like this for hours and gathering her crowd.
19:47
[SPEAKER_01]: It says though, she's like a street porch, just busking basically.
19:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she's like the court gesture, exactly.
19:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, so Dan gets there as people are heckling his future wife, and he grabs her and he's like, I'm so sorry that you didn't feel like you could come to me, but like, it doesn't matter because I love you.
20:05
[SPEAKER_01]: I do just want to go back to the conversation with Ruth's real quick, forgot to mention something the way that Ruth is talking to Dan is so, it, it, it paint such a clear picture of how Dan has become who he is because Ruth is like, Dan, we have always known.
20:22
[SPEAKER_01]: like you and and beating a teenage father was not a part of your plan.
20:26
[SPEAKER_01]: That's not special.
20:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Dan.
20:30
[SPEAKER_01]: That's actually freaking normal.
20:31
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not special.
20:32
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the most average normal thing you could do in America.
20:34
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what Rufus says.
20:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, no, but that's a really good point.
20:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Like it is, we see how we get this inflated since we go from one down hungry.
20:43
[SPEAKER_01]: I know that I know that Dan is a little bit in trouble with Rufus, but what I will also say is like Rufus doesn't seem nearly as mad at Dan, like he's not putting as much responsibility on Dan, as I think he shouldn't be for the situation.
21:00
[SPEAKER_01]: Right, right.
21:01
[SPEAKER_01]: I agree with I agree with you.
21:03
[SPEAKER_01]: It should be a conversation about.
21:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Safe sex and what happens next and yeah, like how you not that you're so special how can you ruin your future like this right who cares about her?
21:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly So Serena's like yeah, it's not mine and Dan's like oh my god that is amazing.
21:20
[SPEAKER_01]: My dad's gonna be so happy She goes you're dad and like of course his dad girl was on gossip girl everybody This was did we did we say that he said that he loved her.
21:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, okay
21:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, yeah, just throws out out there.
21:33
[SPEAKER_01]: She acts like she doesn't hear it, but she like her reaction to your dad and just like, girl, everybody knows everybody and also why are you so worried if it's not for you, like, who cares?
21:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Like it's just a misunderstanding.
21:45
[SPEAKER_01]: What is it?
21:46
[SPEAKER_01]: I would be embarrassed.
21:48
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I thought that my boyfriend's not everything.
21:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
21:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Own it.
21:53
[SPEAKER_01]: Own it.
21:53
[SPEAKER_01]: Sister Reena's like, I got to go.
21:54
[SPEAKER_01]: I have to go meet Blair on the steps of the mat.
21:58
[SPEAKER_01]: And of course, they asked to leave one more digging.
22:02
[SPEAKER_01]: One more dig from down, though.
22:03
[SPEAKER_01]: He's say, oh, of course, go see Blair.
22:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Blair is waiting, and this can wait and Blair can't.
22:09
[SPEAKER_01]: And she goes exactly.
22:10
[SPEAKER_01]: And like put Brad down, you don't know the half of it.
22:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Actually vacuum and she's freaking vacuum in and she vacuum is for 45 minutes.
22:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh god, it's national goof off day and your neighbor decided to vacuum.
22:21
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's goof you about that.
22:22
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, she was freaking for 45 minutes.
22:24
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not even kidding you.
22:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I can hear it.
22:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, guys, if you can hear the ambient noise of it is the ASMR version of your one and all these hours here.
22:33
[SPEAKER_01]: What it's like living in Nashville, if you be.
22:36
[SPEAKER_01]: At least he's not having a rocket set.
22:38
[SPEAKER_01]: X-Roccas Roddock stars, then he brought that up the other day.
22:41
[SPEAKER_01]: And he was like, we always, let me say, you know, okay, on some Roddock sucks with me.
22:45
[SPEAKER_01]: And he was like, what was that from?
22:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Was it Kakaon and a Chipotle?
22:48
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, she walks in and she was like, and I was kind of like, up here I'm like, but I'm like, I'm normal.
22:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I'm like, and I walk up in the guy's like, so what can I get you and I'm like,
22:59
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay, once I've brought objects with me, and we were just like laugh, I'm laughing.
23:03
[SPEAKER_01]: It's so funny, the delivery.
23:04
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it is perfect.
23:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Even just the way she's like, we'll wait, she swings the microphone in her hand.
23:10
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, I'm like, yeah, and then, what can I get for you?
23:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, once I've brought objects, I'll show you.
23:21
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I'm going to rewatch that tonight.
23:24
[SPEAKER_01]: You should.
23:24
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't wait for Mary Beth.
23:25
[SPEAKER_01]: I really should.
23:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I know it'll be really good.
23:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Kelly, when we left, she was like, I want to watch it again.
23:30
[SPEAKER_01]: That was like, that's a great sign.
23:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Because you know, you always get a little nervous.
23:32
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I also bought it at your cat coin.
23:34
[SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, well, she got it, you know?
23:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, she did.
23:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so Serena runs me, Blair.
23:38
[SPEAKER_01]: This isn't Epixine.
23:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Pretty much any time we're on the steps of the mat.
23:40
[SPEAKER_01]: And I keep wanting to say I'm the steps of the palace.
23:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Name that musical.
23:45
[SPEAKER_01]: Cinderella.
23:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yes, Cinderella song.
23:50
[SPEAKER_01]: That's such a solemn time melody right there.
23:53
[SPEAKER_01]: On the sense of the palace, he's a very nice prince.
23:57
[SPEAKER_01]: He's a prince who prepares knowing one day.
23:59
[SPEAKER_01]: I got run from him.
24:00
[SPEAKER_01]: He's for a pitch.
24:02
[SPEAKER_01]: That means glue on the stairs.
24:03
[SPEAKER_01]: I was so nervous and I thought, you know, well, he cares.
24:08
[SPEAKER_01]: I think there is.
24:10
[SPEAKER_01]: I think they're doing a little biography about him.
24:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Really?
24:13
[SPEAKER_00]: This is more than just my list.
24:16
[SPEAKER_00]: So you better take stock and you're a stand.
24:19
[SPEAKER_00]: So you better take stock while you're standing.
24:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Here's stock on the steps of the palace.
24:25
[SPEAKER_00]: I'd have run along home and avoid the collision.
24:29
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
24:29
[SPEAKER_01]: I like, I like, don't like, that's right.
24:34
[SPEAKER_01]: So Jenny is walking to the steps and she comes up and she likes to Blair right next to Blair also.
24:39
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought that was bold to begin with.
24:41
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought it was crazy and I was like, Jenny, come on.
24:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't be a fend of him, Blair asks you to move down.
24:45
[SPEAKER_01]: If you see it's the framing for the shot, it was horrible with you's in her next to Blair.
24:48
[SPEAKER_01]: horrible.
24:49
[SPEAKER_01]: You're breathing out of freaking that girl.
24:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, yeah, Blair.
24:53
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, Johnny shows up late.
24:54
[SPEAKER_01]: She had to return library books, which is her whole thing this episode.
24:56
[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
24:57
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, okay, did you finish your library books that in this whole day?
25:00
[SPEAKER_01]: So you now use it more that you have fairness?
25:02
[SPEAKER_01]: You have a lot of library books and you're reading them at our forrocious rate.
25:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Um,
25:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Blair's like, you're late.
25:08
[SPEAKER_01]: So then she goes, well, you do me a favor.
25:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Jenny says anything.
25:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Anything.
25:12
[SPEAKER_01]: There goes.
25:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Scoot down a few steps.
25:15
[SPEAKER_01]: So Jenny does.
25:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, like, Jenny, if you don't want to be treated like that, don't do it.
25:19
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't sit down or just get up and leave.
25:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, you don't have to do this.
25:22
[SPEAKER_01]: You could be friends with that girl at least, you know, save her from a similar fate.
25:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, and Jenny's like, you know, she's she's kind of like,
25:30
[SPEAKER_01]: gotten a little brave this episode she's like my my brother is about to like happy a dad to baby vander what's in you're not going to be speaking to me this way she's you know the hazing is like getting a little old and Blair friends are on practically spits in her face for the record the hazing stops when I say it stops and only my friends can call me B it's a genital leaves genital leaves so funny is he's like wait Jenny
26:00
[SPEAKER_01]: And she was so good.
26:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Serena shows up and she is like ready.
26:07
[SPEAKER_01]: She basically like has a clear plastic bag of all of the pregnancy.
26:11
[SPEAKER_01]: She's just 500 pregnancy tests.
26:13
[SPEAKER_01]: She actually falls down.
26:14
[SPEAKER_01]: They spill all over the steps of the man.
26:16
[SPEAKER_01]: And then we see a tow truck bringing a poor to party to the steps of the Met.
26:21
[SPEAKER_01]: So that Blair can just take them right then and there.
26:23
[SPEAKER_01]: Serena's like Blair.
26:24
[SPEAKER_01]: That's really can't wait.
26:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Get on the truck.
26:28
[SPEAKER_01]: We're not even in a way for them to bring the border party off of the truck.
26:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Get on the truck and do it right here in front of the mat.
26:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Also, did I miss something?
26:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Why is everyone so nasty to Serena when she walks up?
26:36
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought we were okay.
26:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Because she's a teen mom.
26:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Because she's pregnant.
26:40
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like these girls.
26:41
[SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't seem like this is like phasing them.
26:42
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
26:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Or like it shouldn't be phasing them.
26:45
[SPEAKER_01]: She walks up and everyone is acting like they're going to catch it.
26:48
[SPEAKER_01]: They're also going to be putting it up.
26:49
[SPEAKER_01]: You've been looking her direction.
26:50
[SPEAKER_01]: She walks up and she's like,
26:53
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, not pregnant, and they go, yay, drinks after school to celebrate, like they're still being mean though.
26:59
[SPEAKER_01]: So like, I don't know.
27:01
[SPEAKER_01]: And then, uh, she's like, Blair, can I talk to him because, of course, Blair is playing like soda.
27:06
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, because Blair doesn't even know that Serena's worried about this.
27:10
[SPEAKER_01]: It seems.
27:11
[SPEAKER_01]: I know, but then Blair, no, but I disagree.
27:13
[SPEAKER_01]: I think Blair does.
27:14
[SPEAKER_01]: And I do think Serena hits on something true in this conversation that they have, that Blair just wants to pretend.
27:21
[SPEAKER_01]: that this isn't happening and having a lady and a movie moment as she's want to do.
27:26
[SPEAKER_01]: So what's the rate is like when something's on a part of your plan, you're part of doesn't exist, you act like you're in this movie about your perfect life, but the only person watching that movie is you, which is honestly such a good Blair line because like this is Blair show every episode is in that for a movie.
27:41
[SPEAKER_01]: When Blair has dreams, they're all on movie form.
27:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Like I could do kind of love that it's like, well yeah, that is what Blair is doing.
27:46
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what she wants.
27:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Like,
27:48
[SPEAKER_01]: And honestly, I'm kind of the same way.
27:50
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not a part of my plan.
27:51
[SPEAKER_01]: I do like to pretend it doesn't exist, but that isn't actually true, and it's not a good way to cope you guys.
27:56
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
27:57
[SPEAKER_01]: So I do think Serena's right, but also you'll notice the framing of this Blair is higher than Serena.
28:01
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
28:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
28:03
[SPEAKER_01]: On the steps here.
28:04
[SPEAKER_01]: And Blair, at the end of the conversation, they basically, they don't really agree with how this is handled Serena's going to leave, but she does hand Blair.
28:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, like pregnancy checks.
28:13
[SPEAKER_01]: You cannot skip this amazing line.
28:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Serena's like a reminder your periods late and Blair's like, yeah, I'm stressed about a chem test and Serena goes and you're being a total bitch because you're not hormonal and Blair goes maybe I am a total bitch.
28:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you ever think about that?
28:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
28:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Blair.
28:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Every day.
28:32
[SPEAKER_01]: That's so good.
28:33
[SPEAKER_01]: That's just so good.
28:34
[SPEAKER_01]: And then Serena hands with the test and says, you need to know if you and Chuck are having a baby.
28:38
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's in this moment that I really realize Serena doesn't know about
28:45
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why I thought she didn't know, but I'm also why does it matter?
28:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Like I feel like it is to have to know later on when she's so mad at Blair.
28:51
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, how could you not tell me?
28:52
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, well, I'll give you a tell me.
28:54
[SPEAKER_01]: That's true, but I do think it's weird that she doesn't know.
28:58
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess, but also I think for a very good way.
29:00
[SPEAKER_01]: Especially with the way that Blair is trying to make different, like their friendships back to normal, but she doesn't want to be judged.
29:06
[SPEAKER_01]: And I think she doesn't want Serena to think that she could possibly stoop to Serena's level.
29:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, as even in this scene, we've got the framing with Blair and the higher stuff.
29:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, Blair even says throughout this episode, she's like, I'm a walldorth.
29:21
[SPEAKER_01]: You already trash your reputation.
29:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I did it and I still, whatever.
29:24
[SPEAKER_01]: And you can do whatever you want, nobody blinks because they're fucking used to it.
29:27
[SPEAKER_01]: But it's like, for Blair, it's not that way.
29:30
[SPEAKER_01]: And I think that she is very proud of that.
29:34
[SPEAKER_01]: So I really think that she doesn't want Serena to know that she like so quickly, she didn't want her to know about Chuck, but I don't think she wants her to know that she's so quickly in one week, hot sex with Nate, because then Serena is and also Serena has some weird thing with Nate.
29:48
[SPEAKER_01]: I wonder if Blair is worried that if she thinks that Blair and Nate are having sex, Serena is going to be like, well, I took his virginity in, so now like, I, you know what I mean?
29:57
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, like, I, I, I feel like
29:59
[SPEAKER_01]: Those are the reasons I think Blair didn't tell Serena and I don't think it Blair.
30:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Like eventually I'm sure she would have, but has Serena told Blair about every single person she's had sex with, like, probably not because there's so many.
30:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Now it's only true for Blair.
30:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's even more of it, though.
30:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't know.
30:16
[SPEAKER_01]: I think Blair's virginity was this whole, like, talked about treasured thing among this friend group, which it was.
30:21
[SPEAKER_01]: And then she has sex with Chuck and she wants everybody to think, like, that's a fluke.
30:25
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not that kind of person.
30:28
[SPEAKER_01]: you know what I mean like maybe I still think it's a little weird.
30:32
[SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't be mad like Serena is but yeah it does seem like something they would have discussed.
30:38
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess so yeah.
30:40
[SPEAKER_01]: So Blair and Nate are now making a school they're like so excited to make you know this actually looks a lot like the courtyard and at Rosewood High.
30:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god it does you're right.
30:50
[SPEAKER_01]: And the way that Chuck is peering around the brick pillar is literal news boy cap.
30:56
[SPEAKER_01]: OK, I didn't know you were just auditioning for newsies for the National Board of Newsies in New York City, a Ripley Greer Studios.
31:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Why is he wearing that?
31:03
[SPEAKER_01]: We never seen where to go.
31:04
[SPEAKER_01]: No one else was wearing that.
31:06
[SPEAKER_01]: He's also a little bit later.
31:07
[SPEAKER_01]: His outfit later is also like, it's just, they did not know what they were doing with Chuck.
31:11
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
31:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Or they did, and like, it's part of it.
31:14
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
31:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Because it is kind of like, that's true.
31:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Just funny that Chuck has like no, it's almost like,
31:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's a friend.
31:21
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a friend.
31:22
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31:33
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's a friend.
31:34
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a friend.
31:34
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a friend.
31:35
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a friend.
31:35
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a friend.
31:37
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like rich people oftentimes just don't have styles because they think money is style.
31:42
[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
31:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Where is like with Amanda it's more like the new money of like she wants to buy the brands and all those things and she wants to tell everybody what brand every.
31:51
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like retro retro Beverly Hills that woman who was wearing the sunglasses and kept walking around.
31:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, the 12,000 dollars.
31:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
31:59
[SPEAKER_00]: 12,000 dollars.
32:00
[SPEAKER_01]: Epic party with Kyle and Ken pointing it.
32:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
32:03
[SPEAKER_01]: not epic picture that is me and Phoebe and her nutshell um yeah no I think I think you're right um I also I just am looking forward for Hendedor Span suits because he does look good in suits it's hard for me to check Chuck seriously as a suit or for Blair and he's outfits I agree so they're making out in
32:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Blair is like making eye contact with a truck.
32:28
[SPEAKER_01]: This this episode.
32:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, this episode is also such an argument for Blair believing she lives in a movie because first of all she has this whole like making eye contact with the truck while she's making on the night.
32:38
[SPEAKER_01]: But also like Nate's like okay Blair, like can you come with me to visit my dad and rehab?
32:44
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't go alone.
32:45
[SPEAKER_01]: He loves you.
32:45
[SPEAKER_01]: You always make him laugh.
32:47
[SPEAKER_01]: She says this.
32:48
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like
32:49
[SPEAKER_01]: This, this, having out of Blair's mouth, like organically is so funny to me.
32:53
[SPEAKER_01]: She goes, the Saniel Archibald.
32:56
[SPEAKER_01]: You've never asked me for anything.
32:58
[SPEAKER_01]: And here you are, officially leaning on me.
33:01
[SPEAKER_01]: This time we're going to be so much better together.
33:02
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, that was written for you.
33:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, but it is, but it's so believable to me that Blair is saying it.
33:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Like any other character says that and I'm like, oh, the writing is too, I know the vacuuming is crazy.
33:14
[SPEAKER_01]: But for Blair to say,
33:17
[SPEAKER_01]: It's essentially a wrap for this summer so we need to see your own movie.
33:25
[SPEAKER_00]: I hope that you guys can hear this.
33:26
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, I mean, she's really getting in there.
33:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Good for her.
33:29
[SPEAKER_01]: I just want to explain your floors.
33:32
[SPEAKER_01]: What is it on your floors?
33:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you might need to make your way to a mop.
33:35
[SPEAKER_01]: It might be time to mop.
33:36
[SPEAKER_01]: If you're scrubbing the carpet the vacuum.
33:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, okay.
33:40
[SPEAKER_01]: So.
33:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Jenny is upset after her hazing on the steps of the mat.
33:45
[SPEAKER_01]: She comes so with Dan.
33:47
[SPEAKER_01]: She's apparently done with this friend group.
33:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Dan tells her, but he's not going to be a grandfather.
33:50
[SPEAKER_01]: And Dan is like, yeah, Jenny, I can't forget.
33:54
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, Jenny, I couldn't watch you that.
33:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Dan, he's like, I'm fit for this world, but Jen, you're not.
33:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Jenny, you're not.
33:59
[SPEAKER_01]: I have something you don't have a blog.
34:01
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, and so I'm studying, he's like if you ever had a Django at all, the anthropologist, yeah, it's kind of like me.
34:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, is she an anthropologist?
34:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think that's I don't think so because anthropology is the study of humans.
34:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, I think she says do one.
34:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Famously a study or monkeys, but who's to say she wasn't also an anthropologist?
34:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, that's true.
34:25
[SPEAKER_00]: That's true.
34:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Dan Humphrey for short.
34:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Dan Humphrey contains multi-duits.
34:28
[SPEAKER_01]: He's a writer and an anthropologist.
34:30
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
34:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, let's not confine people to one box, especially not a woman.
34:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.
34:34
[SPEAKER_01]: I sat down on a late woman.
34:36
[SPEAKER_01]: She's dead.
34:39
[SPEAKER_01]: I was up to actually, Loki, my social interests as a child were a
34:45
[SPEAKER_01]: So I should really not, I don't know way more about the Titanic.
34:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Anthony was like, what did he say?
34:50
[SPEAKER_01]: He's just like a Leonardo DiCaprio at the other end.
34:53
[SPEAKER_01]: He was like, I don't remember what it was.
34:55
[SPEAKER_01]: And he was like, are you excited to see that he's handsome again?
34:57
[SPEAKER_01]: The lead of your favorite documentary?
35:01
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, I was at the top of the other day and Amanda said there was a movie with Lea in order to caprio On on and Amanda famous.
35:09
[SPEAKER_01]: He doesn't like know any any actors names like she just can't place faces and names no to solve don't remember your on a man, though She goes she goes Oh, that guy's kind of cute touchy and a boy No, no, I was I couldn't
35:29
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought it was a joke.
35:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that is serious.
35:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Titanic boy.
35:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.
35:36
[SPEAKER_01]: He's kind of cute, isn't he?
35:38
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, like, it's just the number one heartthrob for like, I don't even, I mean, it was young in the movie, but it wasn't like, it was probably like two thousand.
35:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it could have been that.
35:48
[SPEAKER_01]: That would be pretty crazy to be just playing in a bar, I don't know.
35:52
[SPEAKER_01]: But it was on the cable.
35:54
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, it was like one of the movie channels.
35:55
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like changing to channel though.
35:57
[SPEAKER_01]: If Pasca-Bulls IRAs, I don't know, I don't think I've seen it.
36:00
[SPEAKER_01]: It's about drugs, it's like a kid who gets it.
36:02
[SPEAKER_00]: But then it wasn't that one.
36:03
[SPEAKER_00]: It wasn't bad.
36:03
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, there's a good looking in the movie.
36:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, this is like, yeah, this is young Leo.
36:09
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's before Titanic, even, maybe.
36:10
[SPEAKER_01]: No, it was close to Titanic.
36:12
[SPEAKER_01]: A high schooler plays basketball.
36:14
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, I've seen that scene if I'm knocking on the door.
36:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, anyway.
36:18
[SPEAKER_01]: I've seen that.
36:19
[SPEAKER_01]: I've seen the movie.
36:20
[SPEAKER_01]: That's one of those movies that I was like, okay.
36:22
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm good on drugs, thanks.
36:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, none for me.
36:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, there are a few movies out in that episode of Beforeia.
36:28
[SPEAKER_01]: But that is giving the same energy as when Connor Sullivan, Star of Water for Elephants on National Tour.
36:34
[SPEAKER_01]: But you know, I went to college with someone who's also in that show.
36:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Really?
36:38
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait that I sent the guy who does doing the elephant.
36:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, I love that.
36:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, our friends at Hello from Good Humans podcast went to go see water for elephants.
36:47
[SPEAKER_01]: They were like, I can't wait to see garner.
36:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Anywho, Connor, fun fact about Connor, he was home school to Wisconsin and living with me was an education for him.
36:56
[SPEAKER_01]: And we lived together and he learned a lot of things.
36:58
[SPEAKER_01]: And like I actually that poor guy.
37:01
[SPEAKER_01]: I was bringing a wager boards in that house.
37:03
[SPEAKER_01]: He was like, please, I was like, our house is haunted, Connor.
37:06
[SPEAKER_01]: He was like, no, it isn't.
37:07
[SPEAKER_01]: And I don't want to think that it would come on.
37:08
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, yeah, it is.
37:09
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm staging a house.
37:11
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm staging it tomorrow.
37:12
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, literally, I was like, I mean, they're not really stereo turned on by itself.
37:16
[SPEAKER_01]: House is on a dog's that I brought from my house.
37:19
[SPEAKER_01]: The, oh, yeah, we're watching my parents' dogs by the way, for like three months in a house.
37:24
[SPEAKER_01]: And you have to be okay with that.
37:25
[SPEAKER_01]: They're barking in that corner of the haunted stereo.
37:27
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's haunted.
37:28
[SPEAKER_01]: And open one of my ghosts.
37:30
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, Connor, I'm making that a bull's tonight.
37:31
[SPEAKER_01]: OK, get over it.
37:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Get over it.
37:33
[SPEAKER_01]: And then I'm going to get violently stone and throw up in the bathroom.
37:35
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm also going to make something called megabed in our living room.
37:39
[SPEAKER_01]: We're Steven and I put down every single blanket that we have in the middle of our living room.
37:42
[SPEAKER_01]: All the furniture make a huge bed so we can have sleep, but we're all December.
37:46
[SPEAKER_01]: We're not going to sleep there because we're going to make out of walls and get way too high.
37:50
[SPEAKER_01]: And the next day, Steven's going to have to leave stage during a show because he has to show himself.
37:54
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a true story.
37:55
[SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, what are you were saying?
37:56
[SPEAKER_01]: So Connor ran the car and playing in Irvana song.
37:58
[SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it
38:15
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, like, that is something that Amanda would say is famously not he is pretty famously not so making music actually is famously amazing fast-drawn.
38:27
[SPEAKER_01]: He was murdered.
38:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, in fact everybody knows that it was so fucking funny.
38:31
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, what do you another action?
38:34
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just being mean about Connor now, but we were playing Scatagories and it was a letter Q.
38:37
[SPEAKER_01]: and he put quansa and comquat on there and we're like oh no Connor like comquat isn't not so the cue is like what quanquat?
38:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes it is and we're like Connor now it's so they can see okay whatever and so we figure it on he goes okay but quansa is what with the cue anyway love him so much but the but the is Kurt Cobain so making music is
39:06
[SPEAKER_01]: He's right to get a boy to get a boy.
39:08
[SPEAKER_01]: That's so funny.
39:09
[SPEAKER_01]: It also is that he's pretty cute as though she doesn't know that he is revered as like one of the most attractive people ever.
39:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
39:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, okay.
39:20
[SPEAKER_01]: So Dandel's Rufus, he's not going to be grandfather Rufus is walking on a and then Dan's a cap, but it's not all good news.
39:26
[SPEAKER_01]: And he like looks over at Jenny because he wants Jenny to leave and Jenny,
39:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Sit her ass down.
39:31
[SPEAKER_01]: She is not gonna leave for the family.
39:34
[SPEAKER_01]: We're getting big jag come out.
39:36
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not I'm not so little so still no more And he's like okay fine.
39:40
[SPEAKER_01]: I told Serena that I loved her and I'm pretty sure if you thought I just did it because I thought she was pregnant And and that's that's pretty much that Jenny's like you should tell Serena again, and he's like oh
39:51
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, well, she's like doing this dude right up there he's like, I was going to never talk her again.
39:57
[SPEAKER_01]: I was going to put a blast that she I was going to put some terrible online about her, but instead I guess I'll just try try again
40:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so then we go, what to lairs, bad room, what I swear I cannot find, right?
40:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, some kind of barges in.
40:15
[SPEAKER_01]: And Blair is super excited to tell Serena that the captain, like Nate said, come see the captain and re-help with me and Serena is like, a good day.
40:25
[SPEAKER_01]: There, you could literally be with Kyle.
40:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, and Blair is like, I'm not doing this with you.
40:31
[SPEAKER_01]: You're gonna ruin my fucking day like a back off.
40:33
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm really happy.
40:34
[SPEAKER_01]: So he's like, I'm not giving up on this.
40:37
[SPEAKER_01]: And Blair says, sorry if unlike some people, I haven't been on the pills since I was 15.
40:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Some of this stuff, Blair says in this episode, I am like, Blair, two-when-extent, Serena is just looking out for you.
40:49
[SPEAKER_01]: I love it.
40:50
[SPEAKER_01]: I just, Blair is so funny.
40:52
[SPEAKER_01]: It's so like, their friendship is so sister-coded.
40:55
[SPEAKER_01]: It reminds me of me and Kelly a lot.
40:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, there are just things that are sort of...
41:00
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have a clue too.
41:02
[SPEAKER_01]: I'd switch as every day.
41:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Because in this instance, your Serena, you think?
41:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
41:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe Kelly would not have this.
41:12
[SPEAKER_01]: We'll hear the Serena being older sister energy in a big way.
41:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, there's an only child.
41:17
[SPEAKER_01]: So, you know what I mean?
41:19
[SPEAKER_01]: And I think that with, like, this is the kind of thing, not that Kelly would have refined herself in this position, but if she were to, I do think there would be part, she would, like, not want to think about it.
41:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and you would, if she even told you a little bit of it, I would be that way.
41:32
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you might be, but I just think they're the other way.
41:36
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, this seems very, this is Kelly showing up at my house of pregnancy tests and being like, I'm not leaving until you pee on the stick.
41:42
[SPEAKER_01]: I think you, yeah, but I could also see you doing that for her.
41:45
[SPEAKER_01]: I did just more, I do see a lot of Kelly in Blair.
41:49
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a lot of an I necessarily see you sometimes.
41:54
[SPEAKER_01]: How dare you?
41:55
[SPEAKER_01]: You see me more in Serena?
41:57
[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's not in Kansas.
41:58
[SPEAKER_01]: That's looks, huh?
41:59
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, well, blonde, blonde, brown, brown.
42:05
[SPEAKER_01]: So, yeah, so, so we, so me, I want to be, aww.
42:13
[SPEAKER_01]: So me, I want to be, yeah, I love so walk sound and that's all.
42:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I love it too, so me, I want to be, so me, I want to be, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww, aww
42:27
[SPEAKER_01]: After Blair makes a comment about Serena being on the pills since she was 15 years old, Serena's like, okay, I'm giving up.
42:32
[SPEAKER_01]: And Blair's like, I'm not bugging it.
42:34
[SPEAKER_01]: And that's that.
42:35
[SPEAKER_01]: So Serena and Dan are having a date night at the loft at the loft where Jenny is also in the loft.
42:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Jenny, this was your idea.
42:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Go to the library.
42:45
[SPEAKER_01]: Go to the library.
42:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Dan, take her out to dinner.
42:48
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
42:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't mind this as much, especially because it was Jenny's idea.
42:53
[SPEAKER_01]: I think Jenny should have been like, I'll go leave.
42:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Dad's going to be on his base.
42:56
[SPEAKER_01]: But if she's got something like, you know, yeah, I mean, that's true.
43:01
[SPEAKER_01]: But that's what Jenny gave me.
43:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah, but it's like, if I think of it like this, if I
43:08
[SPEAKER_01]: got in a little bit of a tip of my sister earlier in the day.
43:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's say it's Lily.
43:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
43:12
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, I'm having a day at the house tonight.
43:14
[SPEAKER_01]: Lily, can you get lost?
43:16
[SPEAKER_01]: And Lily's like, no.
43:17
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, okay, but you're going to and like she doesn't.
43:22
[SPEAKER_01]: just to piss me off and like I'm leaving.
43:24
[SPEAKER_01]: That's fair.
43:25
[SPEAKER_01]: You know that's fair enough.
43:27
[SPEAKER_01]: So I think it's it's just you have to put yourself in the position of of it being a sibling which I know is hard for you.
43:34
[SPEAKER_01]: So Dan made spaghetti if it's apparently the best she's ever tasted and I'm like girl you've been to Italy.
43:41
[SPEAKER_01]: literally come on there's a way and she's also she's not she's like because she's like she's like pushing it around her plate and he's like did I fucking push it in your clothes with the fork and play she's like literally and she's wearing a weird scarf also which I just would be remiss not to mention
43:59
[SPEAKER_01]: And he's trying to like set the mood so we can tell her that he loves her and Jenny walks out of her room.
44:04
[SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, hey Jen, what the fuck is this?
44:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Just I'm just getting juice like turns the lights off.
44:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's say p.m. What do you mean you're just getting juice?
44:12
[SPEAKER_01]: That's it for the morning and Rufus is not going to be happy if there's no orange juice for his waffles tomorrow.
44:17
[SPEAKER_01]: So I would say that.
44:18
[SPEAKER_01]: I would probably say the juice.
44:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's just say that.
44:21
[SPEAKER_01]: But like I'm like this is so this is giving you coming out to the trampoline with a flashlight.
44:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm out there with the boy.
44:28
[SPEAKER_01]: That is what Jenny going to get to us from the frit.
44:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you even hearing me?
44:31
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm reading my notes.
44:32
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
44:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Why didn't you laugh?
44:34
[SPEAKER_01]: That's hilarious.
44:36
[SPEAKER_01]: I did laugh to myself.
44:37
[SPEAKER_01]: You did.
44:38
[SPEAKER_01]: And I watched your face.
44:39
[SPEAKER_01]: It is giving pesky younger sess who's got to know what's going on in that trampoline.
44:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
44:46
[SPEAKER_01]: And you said I don't think except I don't think I did.
44:49
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I genuinely was like, what are they doing out there?
44:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, but I'm pretty okay.
44:54
[SPEAKER_01]: You better cool it right now because in previous podcasts episodes, you have told me that you were just clamoring for a peek.
45:00
[SPEAKER_01]: You wanted to know what's happening.
45:01
[SPEAKER_01]: Boy, did.
45:02
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't think that's what Jenny wanted.
45:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you, what's happening?
45:06
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't say that you did.
45:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:09
[SPEAKER_01]: So you weren't listening.
45:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Huh, it settled.
45:12
[SPEAKER_01]: I win.
45:14
[SPEAKER_01]: No, but Jenny coming out and turning the lion.
45:18
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I would have been like, where's my gun?
45:22
[SPEAKER_01]: I would have gotten physical with you.
45:23
[SPEAKER_01]: I would have picked you up, thrown you in touch here by your hair.
45:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you want to be like the light on it?
45:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Juice?
45:30
[SPEAKER_00]: Girl, we are in a juice house.
45:32
[SPEAKER_00]: We're not drinking juice of our bed.
45:34
[SPEAKER_00]: Talk about a sugar high.
45:35
[SPEAKER_00]: You almost sugars in that cup of orange juice.
45:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Get back in your room.
45:39
[SPEAKER_01]: I would be so fucking mad.
45:40
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, can you drink the juice of Vanessa's house?
45:42
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, no, I really like my, I want to be my room.
45:45
[SPEAKER_01]: And not also is giving you, and Lily.
45:47
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just so kids to score.
45:49
[SPEAKER_01]: God, kids to choose the worst one you guys think.
45:54
[SPEAKER_01]: just try any way without my care.
45:56
[SPEAKER_01]: So she goes back to her room and she's a woman.
45:59
[SPEAKER_01]: The amazing woman I am today without my kids sisters.
46:05
[SPEAKER_01]: I just wouldn't be this.
46:07
[SPEAKER_01]: This and she's laying it on.
46:10
[SPEAKER_01]: She's laying it on the gorgeous famous, smart woman without my kids says.
46:16
[SPEAKER_01]: I just want to be who I am.
46:18
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll, like, it's just giving me challenges to overcome every time without even a messed up.
46:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so Jenny goes back into her room and Serena is still like acting like a little freak.
46:32
[SPEAKER_01]: And Dan is like, okay, what the fuck is wrong?
46:35
[SPEAKER_01]: And Serena is like, oh my god, Blair and Chuck are fucking amazing.
46:41
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's probably players.
46:42
[SPEAKER_01]: I never thought I was pregnant.
46:43
[SPEAKER_01]: And that's like, well, well, well, by the way, Jenny listening in the
46:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God, this is amateur hour on Dan's part here.
46:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it answering us.
46:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, completely answering us.
46:55
[SPEAKER_01]: So Serenia tells Dan about Lerenjog and then Dan will wise and he the one buying the test.
47:00
[SPEAKER_01]: Cause he's an ass.
47:01
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, uh, I mean, I just got the first question.
47:05
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, I just got the first question.
47:07
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like he doesn't know, but I'm really worried.
47:09
[SPEAKER_01]: So we leave them and go to the gallery.
47:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Who, who, who, Rufus, what is it with Rufus Humphrey?
47:16
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna quote one of my favorite movies.
47:18
[SPEAKER_01]: What is it with this chick?
47:19
[SPEAKER_01]: She'd be a flavoured nipples or something.
47:22
[SPEAKER_01]: That's Heath Ledger saying those Bianca Schrofford have beer flavored nipples or something.
47:26
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I'm gonna give out Rufus.
47:28
[SPEAKER_01]: I know you haven't lived in teeny flavored nipples or something.
47:30
[SPEAKER_01]: These women are like, these brunette women who I can't tell apart are flocking to this brunette.
47:36
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a brunette.
47:38
[SPEAKER_01]: These names too.
47:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Also, like, brin is the younger one we find out later, but like, backs is such a, like, that's the name for the younger one.
47:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, what is it a nickname for?
47:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you think, Becca?
47:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Rebecca, Becca?
47:51
[SPEAKER_01]: I think her name is Bexley.
47:57
[SPEAKER_01]: You just pulled that out of nowhere.
47:59
[SPEAKER_01]: You absolutely stunned me with it.
48:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, wait, so who's the one that comes in?
48:04
[SPEAKER_01]: We're not backs, backslay.
48:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Backslay.
48:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, wait, wait, yeah, yeah, it's her.
48:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Roof is a selling art.
48:09
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, is your day almost over?
48:10
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, god, that's not quite any.
48:13
[SPEAKER_01]: And she goes, I'm trying to get you to ask me for after work drinks.
48:19
[SPEAKER_01]: And he, she's also like, he's a, well, cause, sorry.
48:27
[SPEAKER_01]: She, this is the woman that was weirdly Vanderwoodson was the client for her.
48:34
[SPEAKER_01]: And she came and they had that little tip.
48:36
[SPEAKER_01]: They were flirting, but then like Lily and Rufus, it was all kind of weird.
48:39
[SPEAKER_01]: And then she's back here for new.
48:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh wait, sorry, I lied, I lied, I lied.
48:44
[SPEAKER_01]: We have this all wrong.
48:45
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, there's a new girl in the gallery when we get there.
48:50
[SPEAKER_01]: She is asking Rufus of if his day is over.
48:52
[SPEAKER_01]: She said I was trying to get you back and back and comes.
48:55
[SPEAKER_01]: And then she gives him his number at that moment.
48:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Backs walks in.
48:59
[SPEAKER_01]: They actually already have plans tonight for after work drinks.
49:04
[SPEAKER_01]: I wrote.
49:05
[SPEAKER_01]: But no, because she's still trying to figure out if she's married.
49:13
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I think they already have a day plan.
49:15
[SPEAKER_01]: I think they scheduled the date, like when they meet.
49:18
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, no.
49:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Isn't she, I have it written she asks you to write your right and when he says no, then she's like, well, maybe we should go on a day and he says yes.
49:30
[SPEAKER_01]: And then we go back to Chero Serino and Serena goes to the palace and shows up in here's what Chuck opens the door wearing.
49:36
[SPEAKER_01]: He is in a yellow, a butter yellow turbanick with a cardigan button, one button, it looks terrible.
49:44
[SPEAKER_01]: And then he's in three striped Adidas green and yellow sweat pants, like exercise pants.
49:50
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you have a zoom call?
49:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, what's up?
49:53
[SPEAKER_01]: Why are you all like, what?
49:55
[SPEAKER_01]: It's crazy, this is so funny.
49:58
[SPEAKER_01]: He opens the door, she goes, hi, chalk.
50:01
[SPEAKER_01]: And he goes, please call me brother.
50:03
[SPEAKER_01]: And then she just tears it in for a second.
50:05
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, can I come in?
50:07
[SPEAKER_01]: She's kind of in.
50:09
[SPEAKER_01]: He's kind of a long lost salvage more brother.
50:12
[SPEAKER_01]: He totally is, oh my god, are you talking more on the game inside?
50:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, they would fit in so mainly.
50:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Also, I'm wondering now.
50:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you think Serena's extra concern about this?
50:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Because Chuck is technically her brother now?
50:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, about Blair being pregnant.
50:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Like you think that adds to, you know, but hey, by the way, I just want to give everybody an update because I don't think you can hear it anymore, but she is so vacuuming.
50:36
[SPEAKER_01]: our apartment here because she's so upstairs our apartments are I mean not that big not big enough to be vacuuming for 45 minutes so Serena how's talk about the pregnancy test as he is pouring her a glass of pellagrino into a wine glass because he thinks that Serena is pregnant which is just kind of like a funny deal but he's always he's always drinking pellagrino's
51:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, but pouring, but she's kind of funny.
51:07
[SPEAKER_01]: But pouring it into wine glass for her.
51:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I think he was.
51:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe he wasn't, but anyway, Serena tells Chuck about the pregnancy test.
51:15
[SPEAKER_01]: And Chuck goes, no.
51:17
[SPEAKER_01]: We used to call them.
51:18
[SPEAKER_01]: The way that he says no, he literally interrupts her.
51:20
[SPEAKER_01]: No, not possible.
51:22
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm castrated.
51:24
[SPEAKER_01]: I handle my business.
51:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Apparently, Nate doesn't.
51:29
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, this is news to Serena.
51:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Y'all.
51:31
[SPEAKER_01]: This is news.
51:32
[SPEAKER_01]: Serena did not know about Nate.
51:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Shush.
51:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
51:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Rufus and Dan having a morning chat.
51:40
[SPEAKER_01]: And
51:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Rufus is an ugliest shirt you've ever seen.
51:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, question though, like, is it that?
51:49
[SPEAKER_01]: But it's not that different than anything.
51:50
[SPEAKER_01]: I need to get what's that offensive for both of his kids to like not be able to focus on anything else.
51:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's kind of like a pretty standard Rufus shirt.
51:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Like it's like a, yeah, it's like a red flannel.
52:01
[SPEAKER_01]: But it has like a personal snap.
52:03
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like one of the pearls snap.
52:04
[SPEAKER_01]: But it's not like, I mean, is it a shirt that I want my husband wearing no, but is it a shirt that like in the year 2007?
52:10
[SPEAKER_01]: I think is going to get him killed in the street also.
52:13
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
52:14
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's also like if I'm interested in a man like Rufus, it's like kind of what I expect.
52:19
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a product.
52:20
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, and it's also an anime kind of maybe I'm maybe I'm attracted to it.
52:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, maybe it works for Rufus.
52:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe, I mean, it must.
52:28
[SPEAKER_01]: It must because he literally is swatting woman away.
52:32
[SPEAKER_01]: He wants to know, Rufus wants to know how Dan and Johnny would feel about him going on a date with somebody and Dan's first thought is like, yeah, sure, but you can't fucking wear that.
52:39
[SPEAKER_01]: And at which point, Jenny comes out.
52:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Rufus says, good morning sunshine and Jenny's like, what the fuck are you wearing?
52:45
[SPEAKER_01]: What the fuck are you wearing?
52:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, like, yeah, so she does.
52:49
[SPEAKER_01]: No, for real.
52:50
[SPEAKER_01]: She is like, we're excited.
52:52
[SPEAKER_01]: It looks like the only sure we've ever seen him in.
52:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I guess we haven't done anything else.
52:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, what?
52:59
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not that bad.
53:00
[SPEAKER_01]: Are they don't care about you going in a date?
53:01
[SPEAKER_01]: But they do care about this fashion faux pas.
53:03
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just going to get out of your skull, Rufus.
53:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Get out through your freaking rock star skull.
53:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
53:08
[SPEAKER_01]: But they're cool with the date.
53:09
[SPEAKER_01]: And so we go to Serena, she's going to see Blair.
53:12
[SPEAKER_01]: And she is like, how could you not tell me about me?
53:16
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, honey, she's feeling punty.
53:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Anybody notice the weather today?
53:20
[SPEAKER_01]: I would say this guy is a clear blue easy.
53:24
[SPEAKER_01]: And Blair dismisses Dorota, and that's in series like, oh, but you're not telling me about Nate.
53:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Blair, Blair, my best friend.
53:33
[SPEAKER_01]: How could you know, 20 Monday?
53:34
[SPEAKER_01]: And Eleanor walks in as Serena is like reading where they're right.
53:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Actually, like I took up public bullet for you, bitch.
53:40
[SPEAKER_01]: And Eleanor walks in and is like, do do?
53:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, what are you talking about?
53:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, and Serena's like,
53:45
[SPEAKER_01]: a square and then she leaves her she's usually better with this is all but she was her stories usually better and she leaves and Blair goes I mean can't argue with that one and and Blair
54:04
[SPEAKER_01]: is basically, she's avoiding the question.
54:06
[SPEAKER_01]: And Eleanor is like, does Rina, is she here asking you about a relapse in your behavior?
54:13
[SPEAKER_01]: And you're conditioned, yeah.
54:14
[SPEAKER_01]: Which at first I was like, does Eleanor now and then I realize they're talking about the bulimia, the eating disorder?
54:21
[SPEAKER_01]: There's like, no, Eleanor's like, well, I heard you in the bathroom with the water running.
54:25
[SPEAKER_01]: And that is what we're also as the audience were like, oh shit, like, maybe.
54:29
[SPEAKER_01]: And then I noticed a little thing when she walked away.
54:31
[SPEAKER_01]: She was extra bitchy this episode on purpose.
54:33
[SPEAKER_01]: I think they wrote her that way, so I'd be like, wouldn't know.
54:35
[SPEAKER_01]: If she's right, because, you know, when she walks, when Eleanor leaves,
54:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Blair does puts me in her mouth and she does chew it, but then it almost looks like she takes it out, but then she keeps chewing.
54:46
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't doubt if it was supposed to be a like, oh, is she kind of having trouble with eating?
54:51
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I do think she might be, because it's like, she puts it in her mouth and then she like really quickly puts her hand down and keeps chewing.
54:58
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm also like,
55:00
[SPEAKER_01]: Eleanor is like eat your breakfast eat it and then like walks out and I'm like She just like define her mother because she wants to because like she's been in their eat and it's like I'm also like is Dorota and Charger like watching Blair eat because Imagine the pressure I know Dorota's like standing there watching her and then she dismisses Dorota and then Serena leaves and like if she's a moment alone Maybe she's like where I already ate but also like a lot of people who struggle with eating disorders or any sort of as we're eating They're like
55:24
[SPEAKER_01]: This is a part of my life.
55:25
[SPEAKER_01]: I can control.
55:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Like my life feels out of control and this feels like I can control it.
55:29
[SPEAKER_01]: And I want to help her.
55:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Feeling like when there is stress in her life, that might be something that she like turns to.
55:35
[SPEAKER_01]: But Eleanor is kind of trying to push her to go visit her dad and Leon, but Blair's like maybe this summer like fuck off.
55:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Some Blair goes up in the bathroom takes the test and as she's waiting, she looks in the mirror.
55:45
[SPEAKER_01]: She says, I am not pregnant.
55:49
[SPEAKER_01]: I command myself not to be pregnant.
55:52
[SPEAKER_01]: And it brings you works.
55:54
[SPEAKER_01]: So I mean, it works every time if you could certainly try it if you're in a So she calls Serena and tells you the good news and it's like, look, sorry.
56:02
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't tell you about Nate.
56:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's music She basically Well, yeah, okay two things number one Serena basically does like a heel click on the street Yeah, and it almost pushes over an old man and then she says but she has to
56:19
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like another dig.
56:21
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, I don't know what I would have worn to a paternity hearing.
56:23
[SPEAKER_01]: And I say, OK, well, maybe Caroline is right.
56:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe that's why Blair didn't want to tell her.
56:29
[SPEAKER_01]: And look, I said maybe the truth is out.
56:32
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I said maybe.
56:34
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm still, I don't really like you.
56:35
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm still iffy.
56:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, you can be a fee like whatever.
56:39
[SPEAKER_01]: But I'm also like Serena's a little too excited.
56:41
[SPEAKER_01]: It's almost like Serena's fake.
56:43
[SPEAKER_01]: You can be excited because she woke you when I blabber a pregnant, because she wanted to have something that was wrong.
56:49
[SPEAKER_01]: So Chuck is smoking a joint outside school and blare walks by and he stops and starts following her.
56:54
[SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, well, don't stop on my account.
56:55
[SPEAKER_01]: He says I have to.
56:57
[SPEAKER_01]: Apparently, secondhand smoke is bad for the baby.
56:59
[SPEAKER_01]: And in front of everybody, she's like, we're all around, she's like, I'm not pregnant.
57:02
[SPEAKER_01]: So goodbye, Mistake, so far in my past I can hardly remember it.
57:05
[SPEAKER_01]: And Chuck is just not having it.
57:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Chuck reaches out and touches Blair's stomach.
57:11
[SPEAKER_01]: He's very serious.
57:12
[SPEAKER_01]: And she goes in, you can't be watching me like not in the way where like people might touch a mother's stomach.
57:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Like a witch.
57:23
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, that reminds me of this tweet that I put on Chloe's Twitter feed that I have to read you right now.
57:28
[SPEAKER_01]: By the way, you guys know Chloe's Twitter feed, right?
57:30
[SPEAKER_01]: It's the feed that I make for Chloe that's just my darkest odds, just the tweets I can never retweet.
57:35
[SPEAKER_01]: But this one is so funny.
57:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, couple ones, also this one.
57:40
[SPEAKER_01]: When they were building the pyramids, were they allowed a peat on the side or did they have to walk all the way to the bottom?
57:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Obviously, no poops, but I'm wondering about pee.
57:49
[SPEAKER_01]: But I'm wondering about pee, hilarious way to end that.
57:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, um, some of these are so funny.
57:57
[SPEAKER_01]: They don't let me train the new employees
58:01
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, where is it?
58:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Where is it?
58:05
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't need a period tracker.
58:06
[SPEAKER_01]: I just wait until I catch myself talking like an evil grand vizier, and I know she's on the way God evil grand vizier, okay, quote be his piece bitch shut up.
58:17
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm tapping his window with a branch that looks like a gnarled witch hand
58:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Chaka's touching glyphosomic, and she's like, you can't be touching me, it's Emily's hand, Emily's hand, and then in this touch, the topy made.
58:32
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's starting at her abdomen and going down.
58:35
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, whoa, what are you trying to figure about me?
58:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Where are you going with that Chuck fast?
58:43
[SPEAKER_01]: And her belly button, I know my god, I didn't know it could be done, but Chuck scores a sophisticated of me.
58:51
[SPEAKER_01]: So Blair says to him, game over, if you wanted to tell Nate, you would have already done it, which we know is true, because Chuck did say to Serena earlier, he was like, I got bored with Hazy and Blair I'm done, but this interaction with Blair sets him on a hole.
59:05
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, you know what?
59:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Psych, I'm not done.
59:08
[SPEAKER_01]: She says, I'm done and he's like, well, I'm not and she says we'll have fun playing with yourself and she walks away and Chuck promptly writes and insanely unhinged text to Gossip Girl saying that the pregnancy test was actually for Blair who sheets were rumbled by two guys in one week.
59:26
[SPEAKER_01]: And when you put it like that, yeah, it sounds bad.
59:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I'll give it to you.
59:29
[SPEAKER_01]: It sounds bad.
59:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so then meanwhile, Dan has planned the most uncomfortable worst date I could ever imagine in the middle of a crowded central park on a table.
59:40
[SPEAKER_01]: It's 12 degrees outside.
59:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you know how big central park is?
59:43
[SPEAKER_01]: There are hidden places you could find.
59:45
[SPEAKER_01]: He is like right on the outskirts.
59:46
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like I can see a hot dog car right there.
59:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Like you're too close to the main road babe.
59:51
[SPEAKER_01]: This is not and it is cold and he's like he brought them ginger ale and he's like it might be too cold.
59:56
[SPEAKER_01]: If it's too cold for ginger ale, it is too cold for a picnic, but that's the truth.
1:00:01
[SPEAKER_01]: And my second is to the caricature artist that people walking on the stove, it's like, that's what this feels.
1:00:04
[SPEAKER_01]: It feels like a damn circus.
1:00:06
[SPEAKER_01]: You brought her here to tell her you love her and it's a damn circus.
1:00:09
[SPEAKER_01]: What if she's scared of clowns?
1:00:13
[SPEAKER_01]: there she goes projecting there she goes what she's um also he's about the teller and her notebook flies away with her lip.
1:00:22
[SPEAKER_01]: I want to know the scene scene starts with with that and I'm like okay well this seems like something we can fix but I do think they want to stay on chasing after it too which is and they wanted to yes they wanted to highlight the way the difference in response.
1:00:35
[SPEAKER_01]: But I want to say like, Dan, you're being kind of ridiculous because, like, of course, she's not going to like, it means if she's just like flippantly says, I love you to you, it's different than her being like, I love you to a stranger.
1:00:47
[SPEAKER_01]: And you know that.
1:00:48
[SPEAKER_01]: I noticed a couple other things this scene in this moment.
1:00:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, the paper we started with the scene, we started the scene with the paper flying in Dan's getting it.
1:00:56
[SPEAKER_01]: The second time it, the paper flies away, Serena, like, Joel, I was like, oh my god.
1:01:01
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I had a burp.
1:01:02
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, oh my god, she's freaking out.
1:01:03
[SPEAKER_01]: She's running out for it.
1:01:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Dan doesn't budge.
1:01:05
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, I'm like, Dan, are you done now?
1:01:06
[SPEAKER_01]: You're like, I already got it once.
1:01:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I'm not getting it again.
1:01:08
[SPEAKER_01]: It's your fault.
1:01:09
[SPEAKER_01]: She should've turned it down.
1:01:10
[SPEAKER_01]: She's cool, right?
1:01:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, hate that.
1:01:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Just hate about energy.
1:01:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, he wasn't even worried at all.
1:01:14
[SPEAKER_01]: And then she gets up and gets it.
1:01:15
[SPEAKER_01]: And then some guy picks it up and she's like, oh, I love you.
1:01:18
[SPEAKER_01]: And Dan's like, great, great.
1:01:20
[SPEAKER_01]: And he was a slut.
1:01:22
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like that's not TikTok guy who's like you are on a date with an insecure guy and he's like, yeah, you really were talking up the cash year over here.
1:01:33
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like you guys really got gone along well with each other.
1:01:35
[SPEAKER_01]: It's exactly what this is like and you know who's looking at your chest an entire time like a freaking growd bad honestly I felt like you kept like pushing your boobs up because you wanted him to look more and I'm like I'm just not into that kind of stuff like he made a video the other day when I play like I'm not the right guy for you He made a video the other day about the you go to a Harry Styles concert with
1:01:53
[SPEAKER_01]: And then secure guy and he's like yeah, it was kind of weird like the entire the entire fucking concert You were like, oh Harry, Harry, thank you.
1:02:02
[SPEAKER_01]: I swear I heard you say I love you I Did I dream it like I swear I just like he's literally It's just like he's literally my name is forever gonna go for you.
1:02:10
[SPEAKER_01]: He is literally never gonna go for you I think he's actually saw you like no offense with the seeds you got us worried like he did not See do you got us yeah exactly you noticed
1:02:22
[SPEAKER_01]: So Serena takes the paper back to the day with Dan and Dan is like, she's like, so what were you saying?
1:02:26
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, I think I should prove free this for you.
1:02:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you do.
1:02:30
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, why do you?
1:02:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, what?
1:02:33
[SPEAKER_00]: That was Serena will see you.
1:02:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Serena will see you and schedule and solve her intelligence.
1:02:38
[SPEAKER_01]: Serena will see you at Brown, Dan.
1:02:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, exactly.
1:02:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
1:02:42
[SPEAKER_01]: So everybody sells or bringing with the news
1:02:49
[SPEAKER_01]: And the blast says this.
1:02:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you think they could dress with each other in the morning?
1:02:53
[SPEAKER_01]: I hope.
1:02:54
[SPEAKER_01]: Or do you think they just like, they just decide with their sisters about me?
1:02:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe.
1:02:59
[SPEAKER_01]: I would love that.
1:02:59
[SPEAKER_01]: Also, I don't really know who is Coddy and who's is.
1:03:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Me either.
1:03:02
[SPEAKER_01]: But I love them.
1:03:03
[SPEAKER_01]: And every time I can find a picture of them, and one of their funky little outfits, I try to put it in our reference room.
1:03:07
[SPEAKER_00]: So cute.
1:03:08
[SPEAKER_01]: I did get one of, I think, Coddy in the shower cap on our most recent one because that was so good.
1:03:14
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so the blasts us, looks like the Virgin Queen isn't as pure as she pretended to be.
1:03:21
[SPEAKER_00]: If Blair Waldorf lied about that, what else might she be lying about?
1:03:26
[SPEAKER_00]: Who's your daddy, baby daddy that is?
1:03:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Two guys in one week, talk about doing the nasty, or should I just say being nasty?
1:03:35
[SPEAKER_01]: That was really good by the way.
1:03:39
[SPEAKER_01]: kind of ate that um so everybody gets to know so like oh my god queen bee trek queen whore that is something that is said yeah stir the murmurs you're so funny someone goes you can literally already see the bump and like hey don't say that Robler please I don't like Robler I'm going to be learning around I'm full Vecna choking someone in the air have you ever seen surgery things because your best look at Sadie's sink floating
1:04:08
[SPEAKER_01]: From me, you will have never seen stranger things when I'm done with you.
1:04:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
1:04:14
[SPEAKER_01]: There won't be anything stranger to see when I'm done with you.
1:04:19
[SPEAKER_01]: So Johnny finds Nate.
1:04:21
[SPEAKER_01]: He's a very upset sweet boy Nate.
1:04:23
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, it's a talk for Eli.
1:04:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, they're like, I'm at my girlfriend.
1:04:27
[SPEAKER_01]: And Jenny is Jenny's like, uh, uh, uh, and Jenny goes,
1:04:33
[SPEAKER_01]: There's something you should know.
1:04:34
[SPEAKER_01]: And I need to we need to bookmark this episode as a really business.
1:04:39
[SPEAKER_01]: We're starting on free.
1:04:40
[SPEAKER_01]: This is where it has.
1:04:42
[SPEAKER_01]: There is a lot happening here on my rewatch of this episode, even the way they score these moments with Jenny, musically.
1:04:49
[SPEAKER_01]: They want us to know, you better fucking watch out for a little Jen.
1:04:53
[SPEAKER_01]: She's coming.
1:04:54
[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
1:04:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, you just see it when she's getting sick of the hazing.
1:04:59
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, I'm sick of the hazing.
1:05:01
[SPEAKER_01]: My dad's about to be Mr. Van der Watzon.
1:05:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Or my brother's about to be Mr. Van der Watzon.
1:05:06
[SPEAKER_01]: He would change his name, of course.
1:05:09
[SPEAKER_01]: She's not gonna be Serena Humphrey.
1:05:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, and Jenny's feeling a little powerful and she's like, you know, what, Nate?
1:05:15
[SPEAKER_01]: I've always kind of had a crush on you.
1:05:16
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to fucking tell you and she tells Nate, and Nate, hottest I've seen him in a minute, brutally attacked Chuck Bass, spotted.
1:05:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Nate talked about brutally attacking Chuck Bass in the quad.
1:05:28
[SPEAKER_01]: That's epic.
1:05:29
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I love it.
1:05:30
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm up against the car.
1:05:31
[SPEAKER_01]: And he's like flipping the fuck out.
1:05:34
[SPEAKER_01]: And he said, what did you like take it from her?
1:05:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Like you take it from all those other girls crazy.
1:05:38
[SPEAKER_01]: And Chuck says, no, she needed someone.
1:05:42
[SPEAKER_01]: And I was there.
1:05:43
[SPEAKER_01]: You were broken up.
1:05:44
[SPEAKER_01]: I took what she was giving to me after you fucking refused it.
1:05:48
[SPEAKER_01]: And like, and I think even said the thing that she kept trying to give to you.
1:05:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
1:05:53
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's so tough because genuinely, it's obvious to us that Chuck really likes Blair and has no idea how to handle that.
1:06:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't know if he's ever liked anybody before.
1:06:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, is he ever actually had a girlfriend?
1:06:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, so, but he also, like, it's like, we actually see this genuine struggle, like, my ability for Chuck here.
1:06:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I agree.
1:06:16
[SPEAKER_01]: I love the line when Nate puts him on the car and Chuck goes I think we can have a conversation without your hands around my neck.
1:06:27
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my,
1:06:54
[SPEAKER_01]: they are brothers because it's giving in the last scene of the murder train when Toby when Null says something shitty to the girls and Toby straightens his jacket and and he and he and all goes what are you going to do and Toby is you don't want to know no and then he pushes him and then he pray you don't want to know as hilarious in the way that he says Null's and you don't want to know no and then he pushes him down
1:07:26
[SPEAKER_01]: epic.
1:07:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't look at my hands, bitch.
1:07:29
[SPEAKER_01]: I saw that.
1:07:30
[SPEAKER_01]: It literally literally wasn't.
1:07:32
[SPEAKER_01]: I broke them all over my hand.
1:07:36
[SPEAKER_01]: My hands hurt so bad.
1:07:37
[SPEAKER_01]: I know you told me like they still hurt.
1:07:40
[SPEAKER_01]: I have scabbing on this one because my nail broke off and it broke off half of my actual nail.
1:07:46
[SPEAKER_01]: And like it's like down.
1:07:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Like it's, yeah.
1:07:49
[SPEAKER_01]: And he is not going to be happy.
1:07:51
[SPEAKER_01]: It's so much.
1:07:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Cindy is not going to be happy with you.
1:07:54
[SPEAKER_01]: No, and I have to go next week.
1:07:55
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like waiting as long as I can before Gibson's wedding because I don't get any of them to heal.
1:08:00
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so we're going to just go like this to give us this wedding.
1:08:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so Blair is waiting at Nate's house to talk to him.
1:08:09
[SPEAKER_01]: You walk said he's like, how the fuck did you get here?
1:08:10
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, you're my let me in.
1:08:11
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't ask how you got in.
1:08:14
[SPEAKER_01]: I asked what you're doing here.
1:08:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so you did not ask out.
1:08:18
[SPEAKER_01]: She got in.
1:08:19
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like going to talk about us.
1:08:20
[SPEAKER_01]: There is no us and he was like, you know, when you said you wanted to move on and leave the past in the past like I didn't know you're talking about your past and you will understand perfectly when I say I want nothing to do with you Blair and she's a come on like chuckle twisted whatever and he says will journey what then.
1:08:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh boy, Nate, you are so dumb.
1:08:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Nate, you are so, I know you're not thinking straight.
1:08:41
[SPEAKER_01]: You're not thinking about that.
1:08:42
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't need to protect Jenny or nothing, but you are so dumb.
1:08:45
[SPEAKER_01]: Cause Jenny's got to hit out on her now.
1:08:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Jenny's not going to live a sea tomorrow, babe.
1:08:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, oh my god, she's like Jenny.
1:08:52
[SPEAKER_01]: And then he tells her to leave, and she doesn't immediately leave.
1:08:54
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, you know what?
1:08:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Nah, as long as you want to leave.
1:08:57
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll leave.
1:08:58
[SPEAKER_01]: And also, why is the room red?
1:08:59
[SPEAKER_01]: The room is red with brown, Wayne's coating a hate it.
1:09:02
[SPEAKER_01]: It looks terrible.
1:09:02
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, you got, again, money in your taste.
1:09:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so we go to the gallery and brin, brin, guys, I rewatch this episode.
1:09:14
[SPEAKER_01]: And I texted, you know, it was like, okay, argument for why it's so crucial to rewatch the episode and not be taking notes because these things and I sent her a clip of this exact scene because it's giving, send your read to awesome.
1:09:26
[SPEAKER_01]: It's giving, Jenny and the salute.
1:09:28
[SPEAKER_01]: It's giving like,
1:09:30
[SPEAKER_01]: a mix of Arya and Hannah, which I've honestly never seen before, but here it is in front of my eyes.
1:09:35
[SPEAKER_01]: It's Brynn.
1:09:37
[SPEAKER_01]: She walks in.
1:09:38
[SPEAKER_01]: It's Brynn, arms crossed.
1:09:39
[SPEAKER_01]: She goes, hello, Rufus.
1:09:42
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, what is she bringing to the party?
1:09:44
[SPEAKER_01]: What is she about to say to him?
1:09:45
[SPEAKER_01]: It can't be good.
1:09:46
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, hi, and she goes, yeah, well, you should know.
1:09:51
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm here on a date for, I mean, fuck, she starts over.
1:09:57
[SPEAKER_01]: Hello, Rufus, he's just you should know I'm here on a dare for my friends to ask you out He is a little what's up here.
1:10:09
[SPEAKER_01]: I want to get this friend to ask you out I have crazy friends I cannot believe it.
1:10:18
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like what the fuck it's so funny and he's a guaccia plans and then backswalks in a
1:10:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Where is that fly?
1:10:26
[SPEAKER_01]: It's what I wrote with that, and she's like, you know what?
1:10:30
[SPEAKER_00]: Fuck you.
1:10:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Rockstar.
1:10:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck you Rockstar.
1:10:33
[SPEAKER_01]: I should have eaten everybody's morning about the freaking last step back, so.
1:10:37
[SPEAKER_01]: And Beck says, like, let's reschedule and brings like, so you're free.
1:10:41
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, bruh, no.
1:10:42
[SPEAKER_01]: But also, there's this scene.
1:10:43
[SPEAKER_01]: This is moment where,
1:10:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Rufus says, Bryn Beck specks Bryn, but he points to the wrong girl.
1:10:51
[SPEAKER_01]: I do think it's, I might have made the same.
1:10:53
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I feel like when you're introducing people to each other, they're both B names and you both have around hair, what do you expect?
1:10:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I don't even know either of you.
1:10:59
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think he's actually getting them mixed up.
1:11:01
[SPEAKER_01]: I think he's just saying generally, if your Bryn, you know your name's Bryn, and you know you don't know the name of the other girl.
1:11:07
[SPEAKER_01]: So I think you think Bryn Beck is like, he's like not even like you're assuring exactly.
1:11:11
[SPEAKER_01]: So I think when Beck's is like,
1:11:16
[SPEAKER_01]: that must be brin.
1:11:17
[SPEAKER_01]: That must be the low-life little tramp who's asking who's here out on it's there.
1:11:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Here's a little dare from her friends, but are you 16?
1:11:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey bro, I heard about truth or dare.
1:11:27
[SPEAKER_01]: It was Blair Waldorf and Jenny Humphrey at a soon.
1:11:30
[SPEAKER_01]: And I didn't go well.
1:11:32
[SPEAKER_01]: God, I hate truth or dare.
1:11:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Go back to the courtyard.
1:11:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Go back to the courtyard.
1:11:35
[SPEAKER_00]: Go back to the courtyard.
1:11:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Go back to the courtyard.
1:11:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Go back to the courtyard.
1:11:39
[SPEAKER_01]: And where are your friends, Brent, go?
1:11:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I just, it's just, oh, so I'm like, what?
1:11:44
[SPEAKER_01]: What is Raphis Humphrey got that I don't got?
1:11:46
[SPEAKER_01]: And most of the friends at the gallery with you, like, she like, I don't like, oh my god, there's this guy, like, the gallery's just up the street and like, I have a crush on him a little bit, but I don't know, and they were like, go right now.
1:11:59
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she
1:12:06
[SPEAKER_01]: You should know I'm here and I dare for my friends just to ask you out.
1:12:10
[SPEAKER_01]: How's that make you feel?
1:12:14
[SPEAKER_01]: I can give you Jesse Buckley's mark.
1:12:16
[SPEAKER_01]: She's a little bit different from the whole Mark.
1:12:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
1:12:19
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't do it.
1:12:20
[SPEAKER_01]: So Blair is in her house.
1:12:21
[SPEAKER_01]: She's so fucking mad at Serena because she thinks that Serena told Jenny about Blair and Chuck.
1:12:26
[SPEAKER_01]: And Serena's like, well, I didn't tell Jenny and Blair's like, did you tell Dan?
1:12:30
[SPEAKER_01]: And Serena goes, what?
1:12:32
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean what bitch you heard her loud and clear?
1:12:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Is this a betrayal do you think?
1:12:38
[SPEAKER_01]: No, because But here's the thing here's the thing here's the thing you know you knew I think how she had I should not get you that's that's what I feel but I do If that is what
1:12:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Blair was mad about.
1:12:51
[SPEAKER_01]: If like if Serena explained the situation of when she toured Dan, that's one thing for Blair to be mad about.
1:12:57
[SPEAKER_01]: But when Blair says, did you tell Dan this, it's like you can't expect her to keep things, especially when she's everybody in the town has let she's pregnant, she kind of thought to explain that to her boyfriend.
1:13:08
[SPEAKER_01]: But okay, also, here's the thing.
1:13:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Caroline is always, you know, play devil's advocate for Blair, by the way.
1:13:14
[SPEAKER_01]: I am, because I love her so much.
1:13:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Just get used to it.
1:13:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Just fucking gay, is true.
1:13:17
[SPEAKER_01]: But I think I'm right, also, which just shouldn't surprise any of you that I'm right or that I think I am.
1:13:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Serena, oh, here's, here's a couple other things.
1:13:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Number one, it just in terms of, I'm just really talking about how Blair is like looking at it and I do think she's justified in looking in that this way because of what we know about Blair and what we know about Splaren Serena.
1:13:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Their trust has like been broken, it's been rocky and they've already worth 13 episodes into this entire show and we've already seen so many moments where like they've had to rebuild that trust in the friendship.
1:13:44
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's a moment that Blair didn't even want Serena to know about, like, Blair didn't tell Serena.
1:13:50
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
1:13:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, she found out.
1:13:52
[SPEAKER_01]: So that makes it even, it's like Serena.
1:13:54
[SPEAKER_01]: If Blair didn't tell you, then that is something that I'm like,
1:13:59
[SPEAKER_01]: It makes sense to me that Blair would be so upset.
1:14:01
[SPEAKER_01]: And also, I think Blair is a little bit unaware of the serious sniss of Serena's relationship but Dan at this point.
1:14:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't think Blair realizes like they're in love.
1:14:11
[SPEAKER_01]: This is endgame.
1:14:12
[SPEAKER_01]: I still think she thinks that's one of Serena's whims.
1:14:14
[SPEAKER_01]: And she's fine to be supportive because she's got shit going on.
1:14:17
[SPEAKER_01]: But I think that Blair is like, I would of course, he'll always choose me, right?
1:14:21
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, you wouldn't prioritize that relationship over me, right?
1:14:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I just think,
1:14:25
[SPEAKER_01]: it's really hard for Blair to wrap her mind around that at this point and like especially just like serene and then it's on half of it it's like how could you be so careless like you know that Jenny loves there you do that's more that's where my frustration comes from but I just felt like the the expectation from Blair for
1:14:44
[SPEAKER_01]: or just like the outright like the way that she was upset at the idea that Serena would have taught her boy from him.
1:14:51
[SPEAKER_01]: I just feel like that is a little bit.
1:14:53
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I don't blare his mind and be a little outsider.
1:14:56
[SPEAKER_01]: He has made it in here yet.
1:14:58
[SPEAKER_01]: I know we've gotten like a little bit of her approval every now and then, but like
1:15:03
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's still, I think in Blair's mind it's still like our world versus their world and what are you doing telling the secrets of our world to your boyfriend who, I don't, I, I might trust you, I don't trust your boyfriend.
1:15:15
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know your boyfriend.
1:15:16
[SPEAKER_01]: And frankly, she's right, she shouldn't fucking trust your boyfriend.
1:15:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like, you know, but I don't, so I just, I'm not saying, I do think,
1:15:23
[SPEAKER_01]: I get it and I probably let us hold my boyfriend to you, but I do understand where Blair is coming from and like it just just from a point of view like I get how Blair works and like I think that's it's coming from and that makes it.
1:15:35
[SPEAKER_01]: And then using Blair takes it a little bit farther when she says you're a low rent boyfriend.
1:15:47
[SPEAKER_01]: which like, yeah, let's go kill Jenny for sure.
1:15:49
[SPEAKER_01]: And it is like, Jenny actually, that is crazy.
1:15:52
[SPEAKER_01]: You are literally wearing Blair's clothes.
1:15:56
[SPEAKER_01]: But hey, it's a doggy dog world.
1:15:58
[SPEAKER_01]: You've got to step on some heads to get up there in Jenny's or in a Jenny's learn from the best, you know?
1:16:02
[SPEAKER_01]: So finally, I admit that she did tell Dan, she's like, I wanted it by some how to help you.
1:16:07
[SPEAKER_01]: And this is where we get that conversation between Blair and Serena where she's like, the rules are different for you.
1:16:12
[SPEAKER_01]: I am a Waldorf.
1:16:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, you have already trashed her reputation and I had it.
1:16:18
[SPEAKER_01]: And now, like, you have...
1:16:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Aided me doing that and so Serena's like, you know what fuck you since you don't need me in my low rent taste You can weather this storm alone She's waiting for the elevator like fucking hitting the button and Blair goes with pleasure So yeah, okay next morning on the steps Blair meets She shows up first and the girls are very happy to see Jenny and then Blair shows up and Jenny gets up to leave and they're like no no Jenny stay
1:16:48
[SPEAKER_01]: And then here's something I'm confused about with the dynamic of the group is like if enough of them have decided to overthrow their queen did they just get to make that decision even though Blair is at the top of the food ship.
1:17:00
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's a democracy, it's a democracy, you know, like they have the right to protest, they have the right to stand up for what they want, but they don't let the queen, they don't unless Blair like if Blair.
1:17:16
[SPEAKER_01]: is in screwing herself over socially, they're not allowed to do that.
1:17:21
[SPEAKER_01]: No, but I think, like, so that's what I mean, is when something bad happens.
1:17:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
1:17:28
[SPEAKER_01]: And then I'm like, well, why is it?
1:17:29
[SPEAKER_01]: Who does I know?
1:17:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Who steps up?
1:17:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Who steps up?
1:17:32
[SPEAKER_01]: Who else am I?
1:17:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, so Penelope hasn't been here.
1:17:34
[SPEAKER_01]: She, like, just got here.
1:17:36
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's the first episode.
1:17:38
[SPEAKER_01]: No, Penelope is the brown hair.
1:17:39
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
1:17:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Pellant.
1:17:40
[SPEAKER_01]: She's a pinch of effect.
1:17:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, it was.
1:17:43
[SPEAKER_01]: She's who I was picturing, but she I feel like as we go through.
1:17:46
[SPEAKER_01]: She's a fool, but she's just not here.
1:17:49
[SPEAKER_01]: So like I'm like, why are the her or Carty and is it?
1:17:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Why are they not?
1:17:53
[SPEAKER_01]: Why are they like electing?
1:17:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's interesting.
1:17:56
[SPEAKER_00]: If they think that they're not sure.
1:17:57
[SPEAKER_01]: They're not sure.
1:17:58
[SPEAKER_01]: They're not sure.
1:17:59
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they like they like having somebody to follow.
1:18:02
[SPEAKER_01]: And because it offers them protection, there's somebody to take the fall when they don't want to.
1:18:07
[SPEAKER_01]: There's someone to sort of organize it like they like to have, they like taking orders.
1:18:11
[SPEAKER_01]: They have proven that, you know, and like that's the thing like they're always going to be the people who want to give the orders and the people who are happy to be like the worker bees.
1:18:19
[SPEAKER_01]: And Blair has made herself the queen, but now,
1:18:24
[SPEAKER_01]: I think they're like, well, most like, what is the criteria for something that's bad enough for you to overthread?
1:18:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Right, what I'm wondering about, like it's just, it's like, so I think was the queen before Blair.
1:18:35
[SPEAKER_01]: And then she left and Blair became queen.
1:18:39
[SPEAKER_01]: And so.
1:18:42
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the other thing.
1:18:43
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, best of this is already happened, you know, Serena Lephor boarding school and announced Blair Seton became queen.
1:18:48
[SPEAKER_01]: But like if Serena was your queen, she's been acting like this.
1:18:52
[SPEAKER_01]: So why is it different for Blair?
1:18:56
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, it's just interesting to me.
1:18:57
[SPEAKER_01]: And like, I don't know.
1:19:00
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just the girl's revolting against Blair.
1:19:03
[SPEAKER_01]: And I don't really know why.
1:19:05
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why this is what does it for them.
1:19:07
[SPEAKER_01]: But, and I don't know why they were chosen Johnny,
1:19:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Jenny, honestly, is probably had more like one on one time with Blair than these other people.
1:19:18
[SPEAKER_01]: That's true.
1:19:19
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, it did feel like Blair was taking Jenny under her wings to me.
1:19:22
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just seen enough of this leap over to like, I think that's that was, they were laying the groundwork for that.
1:19:28
[SPEAKER_01]: So, um, the girls are evolving against barren.
1:19:31
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, do you realize who you're talking to?
1:19:33
[SPEAKER_01]: And they say you mean a self-righteous bitch who's out on her high horse judging everyone else?
1:19:37
[SPEAKER_01]: And then another one goes pregnant.
1:19:38
[SPEAKER_01]: Little hypocrite.
1:19:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
1:19:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
1:19:42
[SPEAKER_00]: They pregnant.
1:19:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Little hypocrite.
1:19:43
[SPEAKER_01]: So funny, so funny.
1:19:45
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry.
1:19:46
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a little bit of also like you guys are gonna be eating your words later when Blair and Avada live inevitably becomes easy again, and you fucking call her a self-righteous bitch and a pregnant little hypocrite Like you are gonna regret that so bears like well, I'm not pregnant and they're like well We know about Chuck and Nate actually the whole school saw them throwing down over you I'm like Blair's the only person on earth who wouldn't love that
1:20:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Like I would love to hear that, you know what I mean?
1:20:11
[SPEAKER_01]: And they say consider yourself de-throwing queen bee and they all leave her and Jenny gets up to leave her too and Blair's like, hang on.
1:20:17
[SPEAKER_01]: It is highly unlikely that I'll ever forgive you.
1:20:20
[SPEAKER_01]: But if you walk away now, I will also ruin you and Jenny looks at her and goes, how are you gonna do that?
1:20:25
[SPEAKER_01]: And walks away.
1:20:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, sheesh, sheesh, sheesh, sheesh!
1:20:30
[SPEAKER_01]: So then I go to the gallery and Rufus is doing what Rufus does best and leaving her in a apologetic voice mail.
1:20:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah, I guess that too.
1:20:39
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm making moves, I'm making deals, and I'm leaving the apologetic voicemails, and I still ain't got no skills.
1:20:44
[SPEAKER_01]: He's wearing a raw him shirt, raw him shirt on roof as I'm free-hated.
1:20:49
[SPEAKER_01]: I would like it more if it was an actual like Oxford color shirt, but because it has like the... Who goes up all the way about an Oxford color?
1:20:58
[SPEAKER_01]: the diamonds in the designs on the pockets.
1:21:02
[SPEAKER_01]: And like I think again, it's a pearl snap.
1:21:04
[SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't do what it, like I could picture someone in Brooklyn wearing an Oxford raw-himmed shirt and it working like West from summer house.
1:21:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Could wear it.
1:21:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Even though he does have arguably about style, I think.
1:21:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, what?
1:21:22
[SPEAKER_01]: I think he is bad smile.
1:21:24
[SPEAKER_01]: I think part of the stick.
1:21:25
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I think everybody loves his style.
1:21:28
[SPEAKER_01]: I think they kind of love it because it's like so crazy.
1:21:32
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, never wear that.
1:21:34
[SPEAKER_01]: I think love it and I love it.
1:21:35
[SPEAKER_01]: I love it.
1:21:37
[SPEAKER_01]: I love it.
1:21:38
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's not going to wrap that later.
1:21:41
[UNKNOWN]: So.
1:21:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Rufus is doing not.
1:21:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Serena comes up to Dan.
1:21:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, did you notice her headband?
1:21:46
[SPEAKER_01]: She's wearing a headband that has like the ties.
1:21:48
[SPEAKER_01]: So is it one of those headbands you're buying?
1:21:50
[SPEAKER_01]: The white?
1:21:50
[SPEAKER_01]: She, no, it's like, poke it on it.
1:21:53
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like black red, poke it out whatever yellow.
1:21:55
[SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of like our colors.
1:21:57
[SPEAKER_01]: She, it's a headband and they used to have these headbands where it was like a headband covered in silk and then it had two long ties, so ties the pattern and then you would tie them usually underneath, or you could like weave them into your hair, whatever she has the tie on the side and then it's coming down, I was such a slut for those fucking satin tie headbands.
1:22:17
[SPEAKER_01]: I remember and I could never figure out how to make them work, but we had so many of them.
1:22:21
[SPEAKER_01]: I would tie my hair up and I would get my hair stuck in my little bows, like there I love them, and this was the blueprint.
1:22:27
[SPEAKER_01]: This Serena Vanderwitzen hair was my inspo for so, so, so long.
1:22:32
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, it just was.
1:22:33
[SPEAKER_01]: So, she was at the stage and she's like, fuck you, you told, Johnny, he's like, I didn't tell anybody.
1:22:39
[SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, well, how can I know that?
1:22:40
[SPEAKER_01]: And he says, because I gave you my word, and she's like, mmm, not good enough.
1:22:46
[SPEAKER_01]: And he says, because I love you.
1:22:47
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm sorry, but it is crazy knowing that he's gossip girl and like he published that, like, him saying he loves you and I like, I gave you my word and that's why he can trust me.
1:22:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, your word means nothing.
1:23:00
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and he says and then he says he's like, I love you and not in the way that you love someone who picks up a little paper that yet.
1:23:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she says here.
1:23:10
[SPEAKER_01]: I love you in a way that not in the way that you love someone who picks up your lip paper or the way that someone says they love your hair.
1:23:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
1:23:18
[SPEAKER_00]: And I love this.
1:23:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
1:23:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
1:23:23
[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
1:23:23
[SPEAKER_01]: And Dan goes, that response, okay, that freaking response is not okay.
1:23:27
[SPEAKER_01]: That response is not okay.
1:23:28
[SPEAKER_01]: I wrote, oh, like, you know, actually, you don't think that's still from the brats movie, where it's like, all the girls, like, yes, no, exactly.
1:23:38
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, excuse me for a minute.
1:23:41
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't just because you love her doesn't mean she loves you back.
1:23:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Doesn't mean she has to say she loves you back.
1:23:45
[SPEAKER_01]: She may not be ready.
1:23:46
[SPEAKER_01]: She may not love you.
1:23:46
[SPEAKER_01]: And that's okay.
1:23:47
[SPEAKER_01]: It's been been that long.
1:23:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Like I just thought his response was so shitty.
1:23:50
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, that would tell me everything I needed to know.
1:23:52
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't care if her ego was hurt.
1:23:54
[SPEAKER_01]: After hearing that, I'd be like, and I have the egg and I'm like, yeah, you mean that response.
1:23:58
[SPEAKER_01]: I hear a new single exactly exactly.
1:24:02
[SPEAKER_01]: So we just get this great little slow mo of Blair walking around really sad and replaying moments of her name, but also moments of her and Chuck.
1:24:08
[SPEAKER_01]: And what is one thing we notice about the moments of dream
1:24:12
[SPEAKER_01]: They're physical, they're physical, they're full of passion.
1:24:15
[SPEAKER_01]: They're like fine and carefree.
1:24:17
[SPEAKER_01]: And like, I think that's the Blair that Blair is.
1:24:19
[SPEAKER_01]: She's grappling like, who do I want to be?
1:24:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Who do I want to be in this world, you know?
1:24:24
[SPEAKER_01]: And then we get Eric listening to music in his headphones.
1:24:27
[SPEAKER_01]: And in this shot of him upside down, listening to music.
1:24:30
[SPEAKER_01]: And then Serena Rips his headphones out of his ears and we get Serena overhead.
1:24:33
[SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, I'm such an ass.
1:24:37
[SPEAKER_01]: And he goes, let me get's Dan.
1:24:38
[SPEAKER_01]: But also this is where he ends up saying it.
1:24:41
[SPEAKER_01]: because they talk and he's like, well, when he said, I love you.
1:24:44
[SPEAKER_01]: It like made me trust him less and I don't get it and he was like, well, I mean, that makes sense with like our mother or like someone would tell our mom that they love her.
1:24:52
[SPEAKER_01]: They would get married.
1:24:52
[SPEAKER_01]: They get divorced like,
1:24:54
[SPEAKER_01]: That makes sense.
1:24:55
[SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, I just, like, I don't trust of how did he, like, how did Johnny find out and Eric's like, do you know how many times I was listening to him?
1:25:01
[SPEAKER_01]: And he thought I wasn't.
1:25:03
[SPEAKER_01]: And he basically confirms that Johnny overheard.
1:25:05
[SPEAKER_01]: And he says, um, I'm really a little brother.
1:25:09
[SPEAKER_01]: It's what I do.
1:25:09
[SPEAKER_01]: And I was just like, God damn, I wish you would have said any little brother.
1:25:12
[SPEAKER_01]: What do I do?
1:25:12
[SPEAKER_01]: I would have been so up.
1:25:14
[SPEAKER_01]: They just didn't know how iconic that line really was going to be.
1:25:16
[SPEAKER_01]: But I bet they would have done it.
1:25:17
[SPEAKER_01]: I bet they wouldn't have done it.
1:25:18
[SPEAKER_01]: I agree.
1:25:19
[SPEAKER_01]: And so she says, this conversation has to end because you're getting dangerous like close to being smarter than I am.
1:25:23
[SPEAKER_01]: And she leaves.
1:25:25
[SPEAKER_01]: And then we go to Blair finding Chuck at what looks like the sushi bar from his way to the eight one eight.
1:25:32
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
1:25:32
[SPEAKER_01]: And she sits down and she says I don't need a menu.
1:25:36
[SPEAKER_01]: I know exactly what I want.
1:25:38
[SPEAKER_01]: One Chuck bass.
1:25:41
[SPEAKER_01]: He's bringing you a sweater.
1:25:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, hey, hey, hey, do you have any sushi
1:25:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Where's the Ross seabass on this menu?
1:25:53
[SPEAKER_01]: See, even better, if you can get the eel sauce in an arguile pattern, gotta be preferable, thanks.
1:26:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, and she's like, and don't worry about it being too raw.
1:26:08
[SPEAKER_01]: I like to live dangerously.
1:26:10
[SPEAKER_01]: And Chuck may as well be throw up.
1:26:14
[SPEAKER_01]: I know exactly exactly.
1:26:17
[SPEAKER_01]: He, she comes over.
1:26:19
[SPEAKER_01]: She says she says I came to congratulate you in person.
1:26:22
[SPEAKER_01]: You ruined my relationship with everybody.
1:26:24
[SPEAKER_01]: All my friends have her own bravo.
1:26:25
[SPEAKER_01]: I have no one to turn to, but you, which is exactly what you fucking wanted, and he looks at her and says, you don't even have me.
1:26:32
[SPEAKER_01]: And like, here's one thing I'll say about Chuck and Blair, and one of the reasons that they are perfect together.
1:26:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Because also this was the first episode when Serena tells Dan about Chuck and Blair, he goes Chuck and Blair, Blair and Chuck.
1:26:45
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's the first time we've like heard that, and it is just so iconic.
1:26:48
[SPEAKER_01]: But, um,
1:26:50
[SPEAKER_01]: The one thing about Blair and Chuck is they both like when they are wounded, boy will they lash out and they will exactly what to say and like that is why they're each other's perfect match like they just
1:27:03
[SPEAKER_01]: No, exactly what to say to irreparably wound the other person.
1:27:07
[SPEAKER_01]: And he says and they're it's not it's not it's not it's not the torture of having to watch Steven to Marco and Lucy because yeah, Lucy was so out of for element, not for the turned into what she ended up being, but also she still wasn't.
1:27:27
[SPEAKER_01]: right as good a steven was doing as steven totally and Blair naturally to her it was there in shock are able they're on this they're exactly on the same level with each other exactly like they really have kind of met their match with each other and they just haven't acknowledged it yet
1:27:43
[SPEAKER_01]: He says to her, I think it's so mean.
1:27:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Like I would get on a plane too.
1:27:48
[SPEAKER_01]: He says, you held a certain fascination when you were beautiful, perfect and untouched.
1:27:57
[SPEAKER_01]: Now you're like one of the Arabians, my father used to own road hard and put away wet.
1:28:04
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want you anymore, and I can't see why anyone else would.
1:28:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, gosh, she marries this man.
1:28:11
[SPEAKER_01]: God, she like, I know.
1:28:13
[SPEAKER_01]: So just put this in a box and forget about it.
1:28:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
1:28:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Because eventually we're gonna have to be really deemed like, but also these characters have to be evolved.
1:28:22
[SPEAKER_01]: And they do.
1:28:22
[SPEAKER_01]: They're not ready for each other yet.
1:28:24
[SPEAKER_01]: And so I think Chuck so much of the way Chuck speaks comes from the environments he was raised in.
1:28:29
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
1:28:30
[SPEAKER_01]: And he does at a certain point.
1:28:32
[SPEAKER_01]: I haven't watched a show in a minute, but I feel like he grows out of a lot of the like really disgusting behavior that is he's learned.
1:28:38
[SPEAKER_01]: And like the thing is it's not like he's like I'm not defending this, but it's not like he's saying it for no reason.
1:28:44
[SPEAKER_01]: We're like, I feel like he's fast.
1:28:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Like he is genuinely really hurt because he is real feelings for Blair that he's not ready to like acknowledge.
1:28:51
[SPEAKER_01]: And I think he feels like he can never be with her and I think he he might even feel used, which I think is not something that took
1:29:03
[SPEAKER_01]: It's tough because with Chuck and Blair, they're both always the one in power, except when it comes to each other.
1:29:08
[SPEAKER_01]: And that's part of why their relationship is so magnetic for you.
1:29:14
[SPEAKER_01]: We're like, it's why we love it so much, because it's just fascinating to watch, honestly.
1:29:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Anybody else that they are with, it feels like they're on the higher level than them.
1:29:24
[SPEAKER_01]: And that's why it doesn't work.
1:29:25
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
1:29:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, so where the home goes home and we miss there was a part of the I think France had already kind of brought up when they were having the conversation earlier.
1:29:36
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm actually out.
1:29:38
[SPEAKER_01]: And now where is like, get me on the first plane to Paris, you can.
1:29:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, let me do a semester of school in France and and laid me so such a good fucking actress also like she comes in.
1:29:48
[SPEAKER_01]: She's just like, so make the call like do it and she's so excited and she gets on her knees and puts her head in her mother's lap.
1:29:55
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, it takes me back to a couple of episodes ago when Eleanor told Harold like,
1:29:59
[SPEAKER_01]: I know she acts like she's all grown up, but she's still just like a little girl who needs her dad.
1:30:04
[SPEAKER_01]: And this is just a little girl who needs her mom, needs her dad.
1:30:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Like she's just an Eleanor says I'm very concerned, and that's where Blair says so book a flight.
1:30:12
[SPEAKER_01]: And they're going to get her out tomorrow and Eleanor just like rubs her back while Blair cries in her lap.
1:30:17
[SPEAKER_01]: So we go to the next day this is the genie scene and I just as you notice that the scoring is like horror movie music I don't think I noticed but I believe so go back and look it is so foreboding it's like
1:30:32
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's not as scary as seen.
1:30:36
[SPEAKER_01]: It might as well be, but it's like this is like the transformation scene for Johnny Humphrey, and they want to make sure that we know like, honey, you got a big storm coming, like the music is very foreboding.
1:30:48
[SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, go on.
1:30:50
[SPEAKER_01]: And Penelope's making plans for after school and Johnny's like, I don't think I can do that.
1:30:54
[SPEAKER_01]: I have to go, of course, return my books to the library, her favorite activity.
1:30:59
[SPEAKER_01]: Part of it is just that she even have to.
1:31:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Is this just an excuse and I'll have to do anything.
1:31:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, she had books because at least takes books.
1:31:06
[SPEAKER_01]: That's true.
1:31:07
[SPEAKER_01]: I could be an exes later on in episodes when she can't afford to do the stuff with them, which are most like they don't know that stuff When we will get there, but yeah, they could stuff that they're they're suggesting they're gonna do and they won't journey to come on like is this kind of mean.
1:31:18
[SPEAKER_01]: I know yes These girls are by definition mean
1:31:24
[SPEAKER_01]: So Jenny's like, I have to return these books.
1:31:26
[SPEAKER_01]: And Penelope is like, oh no, all these will do it.
1:31:28
[SPEAKER_01]: And there's this girl, Lisa, who's a very obviously been your Jenny.
1:31:30
[SPEAKER_01]: She's wearing like a knit pink cap, like snow cap.
1:31:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Kind of like more than your Jenny was wearing like with the golf ball.
1:31:38
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, like she looks.
1:31:40
[SPEAKER_01]: She looks so young.
1:31:41
[SPEAKER_01]: She's not wearing makeup.
1:31:42
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like soak up the light in her eyes.
1:31:43
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's very obvious, like, first of all, Jenny looks beautiful in the scene.
1:31:46
[SPEAKER_01]: She looks so Blair.
1:31:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Like her outfit is so, she's wearing a headband for God's sake.
1:31:52
[SPEAKER_01]: And her eyes, it's like the light is actually gone from her eyes.
1:31:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Like she is ready to assume the position of little of little giant or big giant.
1:31:59
[SPEAKER_01]: And Jenny's like, no, no, no, it's fine.
1:32:01
[SPEAKER_01]: And Penelope's like, the question isn't if you can do it, Johnny, it's if you should have to.
1:32:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
1:32:06
[SPEAKER_01]: And Jenny, like, it's just such a good scene.
1:32:09
[SPEAKER_01]: She looks over at Elise and she's like, and almost like, there is so little bit of like, is this the right thing to do?
1:32:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
1:32:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, she is deciding whether or not she's going to take this step because I think she knows when she tastes this path.
1:32:21
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, she's had a little bit of power in this episode, with the telling Nate and now like telling Blair, like,
1:32:26
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like there are some them gets the skin of a killer.
1:32:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, Phoebe.
1:32:31
[SPEAKER_01]: And they have their first kill.
1:32:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
1:32:33
[SPEAKER_01]: And they're like, wait, I don't like what how that felt.
1:32:35
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't like how good that felt.
1:32:37
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't like how good that.
1:32:38
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Arya.
1:32:39
[SPEAKER_01]: And who am I going to become if I lean into the side of me exactly?
1:32:42
[SPEAKER_01]: So Jenny, I think we see her like weighing like, am I going and like, what does this mean?
1:32:48
[SPEAKER_01]: If I do this, what does it mean if I don't?
1:32:50
[SPEAKER_01]: If I don't tell her to take my books and I go like,
1:32:54
[SPEAKER_01]: do I completely miss out on like you know and so she ultimately decides okay and you see her once she makes that decision she fucking loves what's happening.
1:33:03
[SPEAKER_01]: She gets up and walks away with Penelope and Penelope says props to Blair she trained you well and Jenny turns around and look at a Lisa she's like scooping up Jenny's library books and at least is like like yearly waving and Jenny's like and she loves it.
1:33:16
[SPEAKER_01]: She is very excited for her her queen though.
1:33:18
[SPEAKER_01]: It's obvious.
1:33:20
[SPEAKER_01]: So we go to the gallery and back says arrived and she says I liked hearing all of your voice Mills, all of them, all of your pitiful messages and it's like, look, I'm uh,
1:33:33
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm new to something.
1:33:34
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm different.
1:33:35
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm been married for 12 years.
1:33:38
[SPEAKER_01]: I've been married for 25 years.
1:33:40
[SPEAKER_01]: He, I had a rewind to see how long he said he was married for because I was like, what?
1:33:45
[SPEAKER_01]: He's a married for almost 20 years.
1:33:46
[SPEAKER_01]: But I thought he's even 20 seemed like too long for him.
1:33:48
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, what?
1:33:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Because I look like barely, but I guess they got married in the early 20s every month.
1:33:54
[SPEAKER_01]: I, I was under the impression that like it was like,
1:33:56
[SPEAKER_01]: 19 to mid 20s was the band and like the lily of it all that's happening and then like they got married in their late 20s would mean that he's in his late 40s, right, but he gives young 40s.
1:34:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, he gives like yeah exactly.
1:34:12
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
1:34:13
[SPEAKER_01]: But maybe not age check on River Sound Free Play is actually an all the adults.
1:34:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, so he explains his history to backs and he's like, look, um, you know, as married and then the fourth hour was just I wasn't dating on as mostly with groupies who chose me
1:34:26
[SPEAKER_01]: And I know he's trying to say that like he wasn't like going out for grip, but it's just such a weird thing.
1:34:31
[SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, so I just don't have much experience with honest to goodness dating.
1:34:34
[SPEAKER_01]: And somehow she's completely charmed by this.
1:34:37
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, I'm all in.
1:34:38
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, okay, let me give you dating 101.
1:34:40
[SPEAKER_01]: You're going to call me in two days.
1:34:42
[SPEAKER_01]: And you're going to ask me to dinner.
1:34:43
[SPEAKER_01]: And we're going to have her like a time by and she starts leaving.
1:34:45
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, a roof is got that bitch on speed dial.
1:34:49
[SPEAKER_01]: He calls her before she's out of the gallery.
1:34:50
[SPEAKER_01]: It was kind of just so
1:34:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, he's bad boy.
1:34:57
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, he's bad boy.
1:34:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I love him a little more.
1:35:00
[SPEAKER_01]: OK, this next scene is so funny, and I'm sorry it's so Arya.
1:35:04
[SPEAKER_01]: I know we say the Vanessa and Arya are cousins, but Serena is on our family and she can't tell me other words.
1:35:09
[SPEAKER_01]: That's why Dana is so into both of them.
1:35:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
1:35:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Serena shows up at dance.
1:35:15
[SPEAKER_01]: And you shouldn't know why you would love me.
1:35:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Ha!
1:35:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Ha!
1:35:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Ha!
1:35:21
[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, since you really cook on my eyes, you're out of my freaking head.
1:35:24
[SPEAKER_01]: I need to know if you're doing this and learn of me, do you have an Excel sheet?
1:35:29
[SPEAKER_01]: You've been tracking?
1:35:29
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll get you possibly love a little of me.
1:35:32
[SPEAKER_01]: She's popping out her hips, she's like posing.
1:35:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, could you remember when I took my bra off?
1:35:36
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll catch you love a little of me.
1:35:38
[SPEAKER_01]: It's so weird and she's like, maybe if I knew I'd be less scared of hearing those words and would want to say it back.
1:35:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so he's gonna tell her why he loves her and like honestly, I'm not gonna lie.
1:35:50
[SPEAKER_01]: This whole scene gave me the egg I think it was supposed to make me spoon it to the opposite for both of them He says he likes it when she interrupts him Which she does a lot by the way.
1:36:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh Okay, chill
1:36:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, okay, now I'm self-conscious.
1:36:11
[SPEAKER_00]: He gives me lots of time.
1:36:12
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like they only show love.
1:36:14
[SPEAKER_01]: He gives it his family will be this way.
1:36:16
[SPEAKER_01]: They're hungry, so don't seem this way.
1:36:18
[SPEAKER_01]: But like, those couples that like only can say mean things to each other.
1:36:22
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I should proofread your paper for you.
1:36:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I think it's their way of like loving each other and being flirty.
1:36:28
[SPEAKER_01]: They like, we'll say like, oh, you're such an idiot.
1:36:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, all the time.
1:36:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because they don't know humor, and they think that that's humor.
1:36:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Then he says to her, I love that you make no apologies about being exactly who you are.
1:36:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Beautiful, smart, sexy as hell.
1:36:45
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, okay, so anything else?
1:36:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Cause two of those are the same.
1:36:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Beautiful smart sexy as a Caroline beautiful and sexy are very different sexy as hell and beautiful Couldn't be the more different different as well.
1:36:58
[SPEAKER_01]: The lead ever buggy beaches beautiful is like how you were sexy His way of saying she's good and bad and he loves that about her hell Xies for seeing help You're beautiful smart sexy as hell look at Rachel and she goes no you're embarrassing me
1:37:16
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like 3 to you as my first shot up.
1:37:20
[SPEAKER_01]: I can think of so many things that should embarrass you this is just not one of them And he goes and you're completely unaware of your effect on me.
1:37:27
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like no, she's not and then he says you laughed like a for your own shoes.
1:37:32
[SPEAKER_00]: She's I got to find it.
1:37:37
[SPEAKER_00]: He goes you laugh like a for your own
1:37:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Where is this lappery?
1:37:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Is this lappery?
1:37:42
[SPEAKER_00]: Is this lappery?
1:37:42
[SPEAKER_00]: Is this lappery?
1:37:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Is this lappery?
1:37:43
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not a new.
1:37:44
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not a new.
1:37:44
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not a new.
1:37:48
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not a new.
1:37:48
[SPEAKER_01]: You lappery, old.
1:37:50
[SPEAKER_01]: They kind of shut you here in your brain before you was trying to go to sleep.
1:37:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, stop.
1:37:58
[SPEAKER_01]: You lappery, old.
1:38:04
[SPEAKER_01]: You're laughing like, you're laughing like scrunchy.
1:38:09
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's how it's crunchy last thing.
1:38:12
[SPEAKER_01]: That's boo, that's boo from Mario.
1:38:14
[SPEAKER_01]: No, it isn't boo, it's, yeah, that's boo.
1:38:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Is it?
1:38:18
[SPEAKER_01]: I would know, I would know, I would know.
1:38:21
[SPEAKER_01]: Who's my turn?
1:38:23
[SPEAKER_01]: Is it, is he, if boo's available boo's my turn.
1:38:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, even if even if it's by the way guys, termines character, I thought it was burdo.
1:38:35
[SPEAKER_01]: If boo was available boo is my turn.
1:38:40
[SPEAKER_01]: They're not always available at the same time, babe.
1:38:42
[SPEAKER_01]: So does that make a choice?
1:38:43
[SPEAKER_01]: It's hard, but I do.
1:38:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so then when he says you're happy to for your old she does.
1:38:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.
1:38:49
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just going to clip of it.
1:38:52
[SPEAKER_01]: And then it's awful and it's fake.
1:38:54
[SPEAKER_01]: And then he goes and I love it.
1:38:55
[SPEAKER_01]: You can be with someone like me and still be best friends with someone like Blair and you never give up on her Blair.
1:39:01
[SPEAKER_01]: And you're another dig.
1:39:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Another dig gets her in his life.
1:39:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's someone like,
1:39:06
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't even say for a name.
1:39:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Some of them are going to have a little hypocrite horror like.
1:39:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Friendless.
1:39:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Friendless horror.
1:39:14
[SPEAKER_01]: Literally.
1:39:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you hear what you did?
1:39:15
[SPEAKER_01]: What you do here?
1:39:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Jenny did to her today?
1:39:17
[SPEAKER_00]: Freaking fin off.
1:39:18
[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
1:39:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Rock on.
1:39:19
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's rocking on.
1:39:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Runs in the family.
1:39:21
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess.
1:39:22
[SPEAKER_01]: You're not gone.
1:39:24
[SPEAKER_01]: She goes.
1:39:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Jan.
1:39:26
[SPEAKER_01]: I love you too.
1:39:28
[SPEAKER_01]: But I have to go.
1:39:29
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, like guys like, like, spot on like that.
1:39:33
[SPEAKER_01]: And she said he says where are you going?
1:39:35
[SPEAKER_01]: She goes, one of the many reasons you love me.
1:39:38
[SPEAKER_01]: OK, so I didn't realize Blair was going on a freaking PJ.
1:39:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, she's getting on a helicopter to JFK.
1:39:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, we get a scene like this later with Serena, too.
1:39:49
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's just so funny.
1:39:50
[SPEAKER_01]: How did Serena know where to find it?
1:39:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, it's what a miracle you got here on time, honestly.
1:39:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's true and here she is in her freaking stilettos towering over Blair who's also in heels and I think this is important because it started the episode Blair was a couple steps above Serena and so the camera was the power dynamic a shift did y'all it's shifted and Blair's okay with being taken care of in this moment Blair's okay with admitting vulnerability in this moment.
1:40:17
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what we're seeing She shows up and she's like your mom told me where to find Jim there goes she is a big mouth
1:40:23
[SPEAKER_01]: get her Blair.
1:40:25
[SPEAKER_01]: See, that's it.
1:40:26
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the main Kelly would say.
1:40:27
[SPEAKER_01]: That is the main Kelly would say would a Lee totally.
1:40:29
[SPEAKER_01]: And honestly, they knew would say I would about our mom.
1:40:33
[SPEAKER_01]: No, she doesn't very well.
1:40:35
[SPEAKER_01]: No, but hey, mom, say it like hear me loud and clear.
1:40:37
[SPEAKER_01]: You have a big mouth, but you wouldn't say it like that.
1:40:41
[SPEAKER_01]: She has a big mouth.
1:40:42
[SPEAKER_01]: She is a big mouth.
1:40:43
[SPEAKER_01]: She is a big mouth.
1:40:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, to Serena, I probably wouldn't because she doesn't only like that.
1:40:48
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so this is where he's like, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, don't let some stupid scandal make you run away like, I did.
1:40:55
[SPEAKER_00]: And it all goes back to his manager, she's like, listen, you can re-open here.
1:40:59
[SPEAKER_01]: I should know.
1:41:00
[SPEAKER_01]: I should know.
1:41:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, she's like a nom and love, look at me like what could what could be more inspiring than me for you right now, you know, like she says what she's saying.
1:41:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, so Blair's like, listen, everything's horrible.
1:41:14
[SPEAKER_01]: And this is again, great acting moment for late in the Eastern great friendship moment for Blair and Serena.
1:41:19
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like everything's horrible, my whole life is falling apart.
1:41:22
[SPEAKER_01]: And this is where Serena says, you're a Waldorf member.
1:41:25
[SPEAKER_01]: People don't tell you who you are, you tell them.
1:41:28
[SPEAKER_01]: So stay in fight, I'll fight with you.
1:41:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I thought that was sweet, and then they hug.
1:41:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's like, hey, Blair's like, really?
1:41:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Blair like says a line where she's like really.
1:41:36
[SPEAKER_01]: And they hug.
1:41:38
[SPEAKER_01]: And you see, we only really see Blair in the hug and her eyes are welling up with tears.
1:41:44
[SPEAKER_01]: And you can tell it's like everything that she needed to hear in that moment.
1:41:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Ganna stay and she's also in a massive fucking hat in this whole episode.
1:41:53
[SPEAKER_01]: She looks like she's going to Russia for her good for her It's the hot episode and then we end with our final gossip girl line Oh, it is thunder storm here.
1:42:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm jealous if it's actually epic.
1:42:08
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm excited She goes one good scandal deserves another who's going down next?
1:42:14
[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody if B has anything to say about it
1:42:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm excited for next week.
1:42:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Do I read this candle?
1:42:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Or...
1:42:21
[SPEAKER_01]: This guy reads a street.
1:42:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Holy moon.
1:42:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
1:42:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Am I reading a scandal?
1:42:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Am I reading the synopsis for next week?
1:42:29
[SPEAKER_01]: I think so.
1:42:31
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a podcast, like, user voice.
1:42:34
[SPEAKER_01]: OK.
1:42:34
[SPEAKER_01]: If you're going to say yes, user voice, and just your thumbs up, like, you're yawning.
1:42:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
1:42:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Next week's episode.
1:42:41
[SPEAKER_01]: You guys next Thursday.
1:42:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's a good one.
1:42:44
[SPEAKER_01]: And by the way, Georgina sparks a showing up in just two weeks get excited.
1:42:50
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, episode 14 episode, season 11, 14, the Blair BITCH project.
1:42:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, so good.
1:42:57
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's definitely watch that movie.
1:42:59
[SPEAKER_01]: Blair returns to school after losing Queen B status.
1:43:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Serena is not fond of living with her future stepbrother Chuck.
1:43:06
[SPEAKER_01]: The Netflix and Opsies are so short, but the Blair BITCH project is so good.
1:43:11
[SPEAKER_01]: And the episode after that, that's partly seeking Serena.
1:43:15
[SPEAKER_01]: That's Georgina Sparks' debut, so things are about to heat up y'all.
1:43:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Here she comes.
1:43:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Here she comes.
1:43:21
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1:43:21
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1:43:29
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1:43:34
[SPEAKER_01]: And...
1:43:36
[SPEAKER_01]: It would of course, Neil, we are going to get that today.
1:43:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Of course I did it.