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OUTRO: Commercial Keyzie · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all Your Men Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram YouTube and ticktuf for Raw Doggies four to
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  Speaker 2: seven every weekday on Radiocare.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, hi guys, man, how are we going? Team?
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  Speaker 4: Really good?
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  Speaker 1: I was just adjusting my computer. I don't know why
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  Speaker 1: I never look at it no use, so I might
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  Speaker 1: as well. I think Manaia might be a bit upset
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  Speaker 1: if I did that.
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  Speaker 5: Where he uses it because it's there to be used.
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  Speaker 2: Yeahous various radio reasons.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Keysy, tell us about your big head, buddy,
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  Speaker 4: let go.
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  Speaker 5: You get I'm tired now though.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a lot of mental strain. Men, all those
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  Speaker 4: lines before me. Also towards.
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  Speaker 5: When we're doing takes, towards the end, I just couldn't
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  Speaker 5: the lines just wouldn't stick in my brain. Yeah, all morning,
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  Speaker 5: sweet airs, big long ones about the Edmund. That's Edmund,
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  Speaker 5: that sweet airs. And then towards the end, I was
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  Speaker 5: just like, okay, running out of like mental juice here.
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  Speaker 3: Do you think it was the heat? Maybe?
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  Speaker 4: Did you fire it up? A fire it up at
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  Speaker 4: some of the crew. Now.
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  Speaker 5: It was very nice to the crew because I know
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  Speaker 5: you guys did that. What you guys do is be
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  Speaker 5: assholes to the crew.
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  Speaker 4: Well yeah, I mean it's sort of like that Christian
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  Speaker 4: Bale tape, you know, where he blows up at the cinematographer. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: you and me, we're done. Man.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're a fucking amateur, you know. Fortunately I knew
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  Speaker 5: one of the jd that used to work here that
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  Speaker 5: shut up Pikings and all that he was out of
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  Speaker 5: the crew.
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  Speaker 1: So I didn't realize your headlines. I had been a
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  Speaker 1: lot more anxious for you had i'd known that.
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  Speaker 5: No. But it was good though, because the lines were
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  Speaker 5: very much this is what we want you to say,
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  Speaker 5: how you'd say.
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  Speaker 1: They wanted to be They wanted to be real easy.
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  Speaker 1: They wanted to be authentic.
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  Speaker 4: You know. They wanted to be authentic man.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they wanted me to be authentic.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. But it was all good. But as I say,
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  Speaker 5: tired now, Like it really being attentive for that long
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  Speaker 5: and then you're sitting there and they're like, hey, sill
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  Speaker 5: get you, and then you sit back and be like
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  Speaker 5: all right, and then oh you're a good man is
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  Speaker 5: just sitting there quietly and I'm just considering energy.
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  Speaker 1: Man, yea, yeah, it can be very draining. It's it's
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  Speaker 1: more for me. It's not the acting part. It's are
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  Speaker 1: sitting around that's draining. Yeah, you know when you're just going,
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  Speaker 1: oh god, and it's an hour and a half before
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  Speaker 1: you shoot something, and then they take fifty minutes to
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  Speaker 1: say that.
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  Speaker 4: That is that you get called to sit nine hours beforehand.
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  Speaker 4: But you can't stay home. You got to go in
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  Speaker 4: there and be there. Yes, And I know why, but
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  Speaker 4: it still annoys me.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I was there at seventh thirty, not too
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  Speaker 5: bad this morning on the north Shore, way up on
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  Speaker 5: the north shore, Brown's Bay, beautiful, and I didn't start
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  Speaker 5: doing anything until eight thirty.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's pretty quick.
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  Speaker 5: That's actually pretty And I was like, oh, here we
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  Speaker 5: go to hurry up and wait for the old saying
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  Speaker 5: apparently and TV film.
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  Speaker 4: Fast and I was makeup.
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  Speaker 5: I have a church chair, but I actually how I
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  Speaker 5: helped set up to help carry some gear.
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  Speaker 3: Don't do that.
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  Speaker 2: It's better than just sitting around doing nothing. She liked
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  Speaker 2: you doing that, genuinely. They I used to think. I
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  Speaker 2: used to be the same, and especially because I've come
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  Speaker 2: from being part of the crew and so everything I did,
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  Speaker 2: I knew the crew and then you're like, oh, now
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to have But they just want you
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  Speaker 2: to sit down and shut the fuck up so they
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  Speaker 2: know where you are. They don't want you making your
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  Speaker 2: own coffee, they don't want your helping out. Yes, and
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  Speaker 2: it took me a long time to learn this same.
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  Speaker 5: I feel particular crew is not the same crew as
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  Speaker 5: what you're thinking.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you probably.
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  Speaker 5: It was probably a very small crew, super chill.
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  Speaker 1: I remember when I was doing Hercules or Zena or
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  Speaker 1: one of those, and there was an American actress in
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  Speaker 1: it who was my love interest.
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  Speaker 3: And Roseanne bar I can't remember her name.
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  Speaker 1: She's American, verymedian. But at one point we were in
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  Speaker 1: between scenes and I went to pick up something to
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  Speaker 1: help one of the crew and she went, what.
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  Speaker 5: The fuck are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: And I was like what and she said, no, don't
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  Speaker 3: don't do that. That's for the crew to do. They
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  Speaker 3: hate it when you do that.
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  Speaker 4: Went on, Okay, that's actually different because in the States,
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  Speaker 4: it's all it's all guild in union. Yes, so you're
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  Speaker 4: literally not allowed to help anyone with a light standard.
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  Speaker 4: It's the same in the UK, yes, so it's a
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  Speaker 4: bit different.
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  Speaker 1: It is a bit different than that that is weird.
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  Speaker 4: Well because also taking a job off of somebody that's
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  Speaker 4: their job.
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  Speaker 1: And yourself, like picking up something and maybe cutting your
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  Speaker 1: hand or something.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck help you boys.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, that's very opposite of how humans should operate.
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  Speaker 4: Though, well it's different to how it's in New Zealand.
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  Speaker 4: But in New Zealand we're not unionized.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah right, So because today, for example, they was trying
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  Speaker 5: to set up this easy up thing and it required
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  Speaker 5: there were three people doing it required a fourth person
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  Speaker 5: on the fourth corner. So I jumped on the corner.
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  Speaker 5: That helped them out.
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  Speaker 1: Sweethearts, what would have happened if you had to slice
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  Speaker 1: your finger off?
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  Speaker 3: They would have been.
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  Speaker 5: Fucked doing what puts sitting up and easier.
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  Speaker 3: Those are reliefal Bard, they shut it down.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 5: It's if I slice my finger off up and down?
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  Speaker 3: You like, No, slice your finger Off'll stop.
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  Speaker 5: Beating off an imaginary giant penis with your hands.
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  Speaker 4: There.
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  Speaker 5: No, it was one of those ones where you put
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  Speaker 5: the sticks to you click all the sticks together and
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  Speaker 5: then you put the throw and that sort of beans
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  Speaker 5: into a circle.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so not a proper easy out.
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  Speaker 5: If I cut my hand doing that, then I deserve
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  Speaker 5: to have no hand.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean one of the coils might have sprung
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  Speaker 1: out and taken.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it was with the rest the whole
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  Speaker 4: ky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hidarchy,
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  Speaker 4: remember the Warky Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 5: The thing is, I'm not comfortable sitting around and watching
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  Speaker 5: other people do all the work.
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  Speaker 3: Well, no one is. But it's just the way it.
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  Speaker 5: Is, right, something you have to get used to it.
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  Speaker 5: But also I read the vibe of the situation. The
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  Speaker 5: vibe was hey, give it, yeah, and it was sweet as.
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  Speaker 1: As your agent going to have to tear a strip
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  Speaker 1: off them for letting you do that. It's really bad practice.
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  Speaker 5: I can't believe it's bad practice.
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  Speaker 3: This is I don't like that.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it is how it is, man.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, interesting because in radio, for example, I feel like
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  Speaker 5: that's not how we operate. You're good, whose well, it's
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  Speaker 5: not how we operate. Like if you see people doing
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  Speaker 5: stuff traditionally you help out.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Oh, I mean I wouldn't even do it for
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  Speaker 1: radio myself, I've noticed. I mean, I just leave that
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  Speaker 1: to the filth. Though I have offered with pugs occasionally.
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  Speaker 1: I've gone, do you need a hand packing stuff into
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  Speaker 1: the car and he's like no, no, no, no, leave.
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  Speaker 3: It please, And I'm like, okay, all right, all right.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I don't put up a fight. Yes, put
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  Speaker 3: it that way.
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  Speaker 1: I'm right happy for him to do it, all yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And then I can just pass off and do whatever
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing.
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  Speaker 5: You know what I'm sayings, how is the lawn today?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 3: Good?
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  Speaker 5: What do you do?
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  Speaker 3: You're doing?
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  Speaker 5: Lawn admin? I want to know what that is?
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  Speaker 3: Well, just mowing the lawns.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm so trimming the edges, push ma, push my yeah,
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  Speaker 1: push mah.
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  Speaker 3: And the old weed eater?
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  Speaker 5: How long were they when you cut it?
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  Speaker 3: Not too long.
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  Speaker 5: To take the top off and then you know, you know,
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  Speaker 5: take the top of the grass off and then do
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  Speaker 5: another one with the catcher on.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't deal with it with the catcher on
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  Speaker 3: as I used to be.
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  Speaker 1: But it's like why And then I heard Jeremy talking
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  Speaker 1: once about how it's actually better to let the grass
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  Speaker 1: go back into the grass. Do you get a healthier
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  Speaker 1: grass doing that?
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  Speaker 4: And it also aligns with your laziness?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? True.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's a pain in the arse having to
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  Speaker 1: stop every fucking two minutes. The empty the bloody thing
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  Speaker 1: completely agree, and then you have to chuck them in
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  Speaker 1: the corner over over the over the fence.
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  Speaker 5: Into Bill's yard, No, into the one of the townhouses
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  Speaker 5: there fills your neighbor and wahiki wasn't it feels.
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  Speaker 3: His Phil's really interesting actually died? Did he have you?
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  Speaker 3: Have you been over there?
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  Speaker 1: But what what happens is whenever I do my lawns,
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  Speaker 1: then an hour later he'll do his. It's like he's
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  Speaker 1: very I think he's one of those guys that's really
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  Speaker 1: big on.
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  Speaker 4: Standards, keasy with their haircuts.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we yeah, kind of.
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  Speaker 5: It's because I'm really big on standards.
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  Speaker 3: He is.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know those people that you know want to
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  Speaker 1: keep up appearances and they don't want anyone else having
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  Speaker 1: a nicer looking property than them, so they'll immediately go
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  Speaker 1: and do their lawns.
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  Speaker 4: I never heard of that, but I like it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: There was at the weekend in christ Church at a
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  Speaker 5: barbecue with friends of ours, and the bloke there has
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  Speaker 5: a robot Lawnmarwer, which I'm a big fan of because
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  Speaker 5: I've got the robot vacuum, which I really enjoyed. Didn't
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  Speaker 5: think I would does a really great job the vacuum. Sorry,
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  Speaker 5: the lawn mower. It goes off once every two days
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  Speaker 5: and takes like a few mills off the lawn. And
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  Speaker 5: now his lawns these amazing lines and it no ketchup,
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  Speaker 5: and it looks like it's and it looks phenomenal. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to get one man one day. Well, I
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  Speaker 5: quote a man at the moment day.
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  Speaker 3: I like the process of doing the lawns.
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  Speaker 4: I love doing the kind of doing the lawn.
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  Speaker 3: I detach from what's going on around me and just well.
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  Speaker 4: The idea is, of course, is that it's a pain
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  Speaker 4: in the hour. See I'm off to do the lawns.
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  Speaker 4: But you get a bit of peace and quiet totally.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
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  Speaker 4: The roar of that engine qualifies as peace and quiet.
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  Speaker 5: So interesting it must be once you have kids or something.
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  Speaker 5: Because I am so stoked I don't have to do
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  Speaker 5: the lawns.
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  Speaker 4: It's great. I love it.
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  Speaker 1: The only thing about my lawn maarer is it's it's
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  Speaker 1: a bit wobbly and it's belching a lot of black
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  Speaker 1: sort of smoke. At the moment, I think I might
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  Speaker 1: have put too much oil in the engine.
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  Speaker 5: Is it right?
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  Speaker 4: On? The oil on the on the engine?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you meant to put it on.
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  Speaker 5: You see there you put it? Did you put it
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  Speaker 5: in the engine?
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  Speaker 3: I put it in the engine? What God damn?
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  Speaker 4: But no, I love it.
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  Speaker 1: Actually there's something And I remember my daughter Millie saying
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  Speaker 1: to me, actually it makes me happy when you do.
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  Speaker 5: The lawns because you're out of the house.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe probably and.
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  Speaker 4: My piece, I mean the roar of a lama.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she it made her settle.
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  Speaker 4: Job.
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  Speaker 5: Today I witnessed that. I was like, Hardy j would
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  Speaker 5: love that job. A guy who lived out at Brown's Bay,
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  Speaker 5: which is beautiful there, and he's an older fellow brown
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  Speaker 5: to Bay, and his job was to hop on the
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  Speaker 5: big tractor and back people's boats and for them, and
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  Speaker 5: he just sort of sat outside waiting and then someone
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  Speaker 5: will come up like, hey, can you bet and then
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  Speaker 5: he'd be like, yeah, link it up to his dad.
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  Speaker 5: Have to put it onto his tractor, and then big
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  Speaker 5: John dere thing.
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  Speaker 4: I have to watch it.
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  Speaker 5: And then he literally we're just backing and let them go,
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  Speaker 5: drive off, park the trailer and then sit down again.
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  Speaker 1: That's a fucking great idea because the amount of debarcles
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  Speaker 1: I've seen at boat ramps.
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  Speaker 4: Would you be of any use?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be I'd be terrible.
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  Speaker 4: Quickly. Yes, that's just repetition.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I understand the logic of it, how it works,
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  Speaker 1: but I would be terrible at it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, as long as you put oil on the engine
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  Speaker 5: of the big tractor.
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  Speaker 4: And in the ocean and then back into it.
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  Speaker 1: I saw a guy back his boating in French Bay
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  Speaker 1: and the and then drove his trailer and car back
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  Speaker 1: up to the car park.
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  Speaker 5: While I was boat floated off so he didn't like.
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  Speaker 4: He didn't tie it to anything.
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  Speaker 1: He just left it in the water and it literally
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  Speaker 1: floated out to sea.
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  Speaker 5: Did he swim out to it?
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  Speaker 3: He had he had no choice.
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  Speaker 4: What a backbone boat idiot.
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  Speaker 3: That's the sort of thing I do a dip ship.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, listen to the Big Show four or seven weekdays
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  Speaker 5: already I heard up