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Hour 4 - Packers Problem · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: the word? What is the word for Jordan Love's Packers
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  Speaker 1: blowing a 22-7 lead in the fourth quarter to the Vikings?
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  Speaker 1: I have a lot of words for that. And has
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  Speaker 1: Carson Wentz created a brand-new quarterback controversy in Minnesota after
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  Speaker 1: his epic fourth-quarter performance? And what exactly did Daniel Jones
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  Speaker 1: see on Sunday that should make anybody confident in the
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  Speaker 1: from Minnesota. Did you see what happened? In this divisional Donnybrook?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: You missed it? Well, it looked like it was going
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  Speaker 1: to be an easy win for the team from Green Bay.
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  Speaker 1: But you know what happens when you look and assume
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  Speaker 1: certain things. So the Vikings decided to play like the
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  Speaker 1: old Vikings. They stormed back and ended up beating Green
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  Speaker 1: Bay 39-22. The tail of the tape here, 29, I
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  Speaker 1: believe the number was, 29 unanswered points as they finish
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  Speaker 1: a stunning, amazing, one of those games. Do you remember
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  Speaker 1: when the Vikings came back in the fourth quarter against
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  Speaker 1: the Packers? But, of course, to have a great comeback,
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  Speaker 1: you have to have an epic collapse, and that would
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  Speaker 1: be the team from Wisconsin. The Packers led 22-7 entering
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  Speaker 1: the fourth quarter. The Minnesota football team had seven points.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. And then everything went upside down, topsy-turvy, sideways,
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  Speaker 1: left was right, right was left, up was down, down
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  Speaker 1: was up. You know the drill. And Carson Wentz, the
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  Speaker 1: rotting carcass of Carson Wentz, who had replaced the little fellow,
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  Speaker 1: the munchkin, Alligator Arms Murray, and he came in there
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  Speaker 1: and he introduced a word called comeback. He engineered the comeback.
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  Speaker 1: Carson Wentz did. And we'll get to Wentz more in
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  Speaker 1: a couple minutes because that's a compelling story. But the
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  Speaker 1: better story here is in the losing locker room. You've
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  Speaker 1: got a divisional game. You're up by two touchdowns. And then... Bupkis,
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  Speaker 1: you vanish. Green Bay trying to figure out what happened.
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  Speaker 1: So that is a good jumping off point. Let us
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  Speaker 1: discuss the question. What is the word? I love words.
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  Speaker 1: What is the word for Jordan Love's Packers blowing a
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  Speaker 1: 15-point lead in the fourth quarter and losing... by 17 points.
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  Speaker 1: This is the most ridiculous first game in terms of
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  Speaker 1: that we've ever seen in NFL history. So what is
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  Speaker 1: the word for Jordan Love's Green Bay Packers blowing a
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  Speaker 1: 15-point lead and losing by 17 points? So I've got Lighthouse,
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  Speaker 1: Edward Scissorhands, and Remax. And we will combine all of
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  Speaker 1: these things together, and we are going to steamroll through
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  Speaker 1: the gabagool, and then we're going to have a little
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  Speaker 1: baba ganoush, and then just because my friend Ben Jammin
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  Speaker 1: As a listener, I'll give you some jambalaya. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to give you some. No, no gumbo. We don't have gumbo.
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  Speaker 1: We have jambalaya. There's no gumbo. And if you're nice,
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: All right, so first of all, the word, and again,
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  Speaker 1: what's the word for Jordan Love's Packers blowing a 15-point
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  Speaker 1: lead in the fourth quarter? My word is emasculating, capitally. Emasculating.
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  Speaker 1: This was a full-on kick to the peanuts. Right to
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  Speaker 1: the balls. Kick them right in the balls. They got punked.
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  Speaker 1: They being the team from Wisconsin. By Carson Wentz. Carson
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  Speaker 1: freaking Wentz. Carson Wentz. And that's the part that should
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  Speaker 1: keep the Packer coaching staff up at night. Certainly I
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  Speaker 1: know Packer fans are annoyed by that, what happened and
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  Speaker 1: all that. But my God, Carson Wentz shoved Jordan Love
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  Speaker 1: into a locker and asked him for his lunch money
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  Speaker 1: while Green Bay's defense certainly earned the bulk order of
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  Speaker 1: dunce caps. It was a total meltdown of the heart
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  Speaker 1: for the team from Wisconsin. The defense now said, well,
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  Speaker 1: they deserve heavy blame. And they're getting a lot of blame,
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  Speaker 1: the Green Bay defense. But you know what that means?
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  Speaker 1: Jordan Love, to me, he's got to get a lot
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  Speaker 1: of blame also. He's supposed to be the franchise quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: And what was that? Jordan Love was not some innocent
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  Speaker 1: bystander to everything that was going on. In fact, I
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  Speaker 1: would argue, based on what happened in the end of
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  Speaker 1: that game, not only was Jordan Love culpable for the Packers,
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  Speaker 1: he was driving the getaway car for the Minnesota Vikings.
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  Speaker 1: Say what? Green Bay managed. How many points in the
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  Speaker 1: second half? Not one, not two, three. So what did
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  Speaker 1: they do at halftime? Did they roast marshmallows and watch
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  Speaker 1: cartoons and say, all right, let's get this game over with.
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  Speaker 1: Come on. Can we play with a running clock?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So three points in the second half. Minnesota erupted. They
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  Speaker 1: had 32 total points, 29 unanswered. in the fourth quarter comeback,
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  Speaker 1: flipping a 15-point deficit into a 17-point blowout win. And
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  Speaker 1: the reason that Jordan Love has culpability here is that
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  Speaker 1: Love spent the fourth quarter working at a lighthouse. What? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Jordan Love was working lighthouse duty. Every mistake safely guided
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  Speaker 1: the Viking ship into port. And there were many. On
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  Speaker 1: their first three possessions in the fourth quarter, here's what
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  Speaker 1: the Packers offense did. They turned the ball over on
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  Speaker 1: downs after an eight-play drive. They turned it over on
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  Speaker 1: a Jordan Love fumble! Bug on the rug! So they
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  Speaker 1: turned it over on that and gave it away again
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  Speaker 1: after Jordan Love threw his first interception of the season.
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  Speaker 1: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night. Jordan Love's paycheck
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  Speaker 1: says franchise quarterback. Oh, he's so good. That fourth quarter,
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  Speaker 1: he played and very reminiscent to what happened. Remember against
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  Speaker 1: the Chicago Bears in the meltdown last year? There's a
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  Speaker 1: patternicity situation going on with the Green Bay Packers. And
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  Speaker 1: if LeFleur doesn't get this under control, he'll be working
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  Speaker 1: at NFL Network or worse, doing a barstool podcast. He's
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  Speaker 1: not going to be the coach of the Packers anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's community-owned, it's different in Green Bay, and
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  Speaker 1: they don't make irrational decisions. This is a pattern of
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  Speaker 1: what's going on where Green Bay, this era of the Packers,
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  Speaker 1: are a bunch of choking cheeseheads is what they are.
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  Speaker 1: So Jordan Love, franchise guy in that fourth quarter, seasonal employee,
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  Speaker 1: At the Salvation Army, he should move into one of
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  Speaker 1: those red kettle things. Giving to the needy. Jordan Love
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  Speaker 1: giving to the needy. The Minnesota Vikings. My goodness. Now, secondly,
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  Speaker 1: we must address the Komodo dragon in the room. On
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  Speaker 1: the purple people eater side of things here, the quarterback quagmire.
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  Speaker 1: What is that? Let me explain. So the quarterback, Quagmire,
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  Speaker 1: you had Carson Wentz, who didn't do much. I think
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  Speaker 1: great when he first came into the game. And then
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  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, thanks to some help from his friends,
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  Speaker 1: Jordan Love, and he made plays. He made plays, Carson Wentz.
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  Speaker 1: Kyler Murray gets knocked out early with a concussion, got
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  Speaker 1: a headache. So now we've got the situation set up
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  Speaker 1: for you know what? And I must ask the question,
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  Speaker 1: has Carson Wentz created a brand-new quarterback controversy for my
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  Speaker 1: friends in Minnesota. And I am nodding my head, yes,
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  Speaker 1: and I love it.
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  Speaker 2: I love it.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't win the job outright on Sunday. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: sitting here barking like that's the case. That's not it. However,
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  Speaker 1: any reasonable pigskin observer would say that while he didn't
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  Speaker 1: take the job from the little fella, what Carson Wentz
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  Speaker 1: did is he absolutely opened up the bidding. And Kyler Murray,
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  Speaker 1: I know he's up listening right now playing Call of Duty.
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  Speaker 1: Calm down, Kyler. Everything will be okay. Kyler Murray is
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  Speaker 1: an NFL hypothesis that keeps failing the test, right? He's
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  Speaker 1: got a dummy run in the Twin Cities. They just
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  Speaker 1: brought him in because Arizona's paying most of his contract.
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  Speaker 1: He's not peer-reviewed or anything like that. And so you
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  Speaker 1: look at it, and you're like, we know Alligator Arms
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  Speaker 1: Murray's in the concussion protocol. The good news is it's
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  Speaker 1: a small headache. It can't be a big headache because he's,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Carson Wentz, though, what he did in the
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  Speaker 1: fourth quarter, and again, hope springs eternally. He got help
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  Speaker 1: from Jordan Love. Carson Wentz, though, went full Edward Scissorhands.
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  Speaker 1: He did, right on Green Bay. And he chopped him
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  Speaker 1: up with his hands and scissors and all that. And
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  Speaker 1: Kyler Murray's job security at this point is being held
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  Speaker 1: together by scotch tape. Not duct tape. Scotch tape. Carson Wentz,
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  Speaker 1: who has been passed around the NFL like a bong
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  Speaker 1: at a frat party. And on Sunday, he was like
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  Speaker 1: the coolest guy in the world. I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: my God. This was a guy that was an MVP
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  Speaker 1: candidate in Philadelphia, and then he got hurt, and then
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  Speaker 1: some guy named Nick Foles came in and won a
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl. Carson Wentz had not one, not two, but
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  Speaker 1: three touchdowns, helped guide the team from Minnesota to convert
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  Speaker 1: 8 of 15 on third down. 8 of 15 on
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  Speaker 1: third down. If Carson Wentz gets to play, and we
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  Speaker 1: don't know what's going to happen here in week two, obviously,
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  Speaker 1: because the concussions, sometimes you get cleared, sometimes you don't.
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  Speaker 1: So if he does get out there on the field,
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  Speaker 1: I think the Vikings play Chicago, I believe. And so
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  Speaker 1: if he goes out, he being Carson Wentz, and performs
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  Speaker 1: at a pretty high level, all of a sudden this
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  Speaker 1: stops being a sports talk radio concept and, oh, it's
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  Speaker 1: just what.
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  Speaker 2: Those idiots on sports radio say.
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  Speaker 1: That's nonsense. And if Wentz goes out there and the
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  Speaker 1: Vikings get it done again, then that becomes a problem
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  Speaker 1: for Kevin O'Connell. It becomes a headache for him the
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  Speaker 1: following Monday. So we don't care that Carson Wentz is 33.
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  Speaker 1: We don't care that he's played for just about every
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  Speaker 1: team outside of the BC Lions and the Winnipeg Blue Bombers.
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  Speaker 1: It's rather simple. I know this is an outdated concept. Oh, Mallory,
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  Speaker 1: you're such a boomer. Listen, if he's better, I would
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  Speaker 1: play him. And we talked about this with, I think
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  Speaker 1: it was Aaron Rodgers was complaining about how the NFL
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  Speaker 1: is really not a meritocracy. And this is a great example.
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  Speaker 1: The Vikings franchise agenda this year is to see whether
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  Speaker 1: or not Kyler Murray can be the guy. They're very arrogant.
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  Speaker 1: They think they've got these great receivers, which they do,
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  Speaker 1: and the top coach and Kevin O'Connell. And so they figure, well,
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  Speaker 1: Arizona's paying for Kyler's salary, so we'll bring him in here.
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  Speaker 1: We'll give him a little joystick. and we'll make it
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  Speaker 1: pretend like this is a video game, and he'll be good.
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  Speaker 1: So that's fine. However, he sucked in Arizona. He's going
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  Speaker 1: to suck in Minnesota, whether he has any good moments
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  Speaker 1: or not. Eventually, there will be a few, but just
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  Speaker 1: play the guy that's better. And right now, based on
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  Speaker 1: what we've seen, that would be Carson Wentz. All right,
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  Speaker 1: final thought. To Indianapolis we go. The Indianapolis Colts got... Bamboozled.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely bamboozled. Their defense gave up 506 yards to the Ravens.
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  Speaker 1: 41 points. And they lose a game at home, the Colts,
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  Speaker 1: off to the 0-1 start by 18 points. Daniel Jones
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  Speaker 1: keeping up with the Joneses. He said he remains confident. Shocking.
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  Speaker 1: In the Colts, despite being absolutely vaporized by Baltimore. And
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  Speaker 1: he gave a bunch of quotes. The numbers were bad.
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  Speaker 1: Jones admitting the Colts, quote, weren't able to play at
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  Speaker 1: the level that we expect. You think? Jones completed 19
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  Speaker 1: of 31 passes for 166 yards and a touchdown in
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  Speaker 1: an interception. Indianapolis opened the game looking pretty good. They
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  Speaker 1: started the game. They had a nine-play, 65-yard touchdown drive.
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  Speaker 1: And then... The wheels on the bus go round and round.
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  Speaker 1: The wheels on the bus go round and round. And
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  Speaker 1: then they fall off. They fall off. Baltimore ripped off
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  Speaker 1: 28 unanswered points to say, turn out the lights. The
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  Speaker 1: party's over. The Colts went right to the glue factory.
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  Speaker 1: Right to the glue factory. And with that performance, that performance,
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  Speaker 1: Daniel Jones insisting that they have the guys, the system,
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  Speaker 1: and the scheming. Question, what exactly did Daniel Jones see
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  Speaker 1: on Sunday that should make any man, woman, or child
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  Speaker 1: confident in the Colts? So not to get too bogged
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  Speaker 1: down here, there's one word that applies, and here's what
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  Speaker 1: the Colts gave the world. Squadouche.
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  Speaker 2: That's it.
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  Speaker 1: This is, the word I will use is insulting. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a Colts fan.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: And that's it. But to the natives, Danny Dimes, it's
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  Speaker 1: like he's out there working for REMAX, the realtor company,
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  Speaker 1: and he's standing in the middle of downtown Indianapolis, and
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  Speaker 1: he's trying to sell the locals. I've got some real
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  Speaker 1: estate right here, and it's just like a mile away,
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  Speaker 1: and you've got like Bahamas-style tropical beaches. I'll sell you
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  Speaker 1: some beachfront property, really nice mild temperatures in January and February. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm confident. We're close. We're going to get it fixed.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for reading sportscliché. com. I appreciate it. I have
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  Speaker 1: sent some of those clichés over there, so thank you.
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  Speaker 1: You know what it reminded me of? It reminded me
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  Speaker 1: of the robotic Danny Dimes. That same Vanellovic capsule giant fan.
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  Speaker 1: If you were a giant fan over the number of years,
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  Speaker 1: I know he was in Indianapolis last year, but prior
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  Speaker 1: to that, Daniel Jones was Mr. Robot with the media.
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  Speaker 1: And he was doing cosplay like Eli Manning. And this performance, though,
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  Speaker 1: was reminiscent of that guy because Daniel Jones would have
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  Speaker 1: one drive where he looked pretty good. And then long
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  Speaker 1: stretches where, like, what happened?
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  Speaker 2: Why?
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  Speaker 1: Who unplugged him? Like, what's going on there? And people forget,
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  Speaker 1: prior to Danny Dimes getting hurt last year, he was
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  Speaker 1: starting to go the wrong direction. Everyone's saying, well, he
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  Speaker 1: came back from injury, so we'll give him a pass,
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: give him a mulligan on that. I don't really give
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: out hall passes. It's not my thing. I try not to. And, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was his first game, Daniel Jones, first game back
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  Speaker 1: since snap, crackle, pop, goes the Achilles. But once you
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  Speaker 1: put the uniform on and you're medically cleared to play
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  Speaker 1: and you're taking snaps, which is what happened here, the
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  Speaker 1: meter is running. So you've got to feed the meter.
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  Speaker 1: He appears to have not fed the meter, and the
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  Speaker 1: Colt fan base should not be comforted. They should be
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  Speaker 1: checking the warranty on that Daniel Jones contract extension. And
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  Speaker 1: Jones can preach about confidence all night, 24-7, but confidence
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  Speaker 1: without production is just bullpucky, as my friend Jay Scoop
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  Speaker 1: would say, bullpucky in shoulder pads. Or bulljunk, as Deion
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• 22:46
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• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Level of anxiety, Coop, as the Broncos play the Chiefs
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: at Arrowhead on Monday night? I wouldn't say anxiety.
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  Speaker 2: Excitement, anticipation.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, okay. What is the Coop scale of confidence
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: that the Broncos will win the game on Monday night?
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: I'm going to put it at a seven. One to ten,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: ten being guaranteed. Seventh. seven oh so you think you
• 23:23
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• 23:28
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• 23:31
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• 23:32
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• 23:36
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• 23:40
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• 24:05
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• 24:08
  Speaker 1: news I bring this up because while we were all
• 24:11
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• 24:21
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• 24:26
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• 24:33
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• 24:37
  Speaker 1: owner announced on Sunday night, on Sunday night, while we're
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: all talking football, he went supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. He says the Clippers
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: will comply with the NBA's punishment from the salary cap.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: uh shenanigans with kawaii leonard uh he said he's already
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: paid the 30 million dollar fine you know why he's
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: paid it because he wipes his ass that's like 10
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: million so three times he goes to the bathroom that's
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: 30 million dollars uh five first round draft picks one
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: every year from 2029 through 2033 and bomber is suspended
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: for one year which is always kind of dumb uh
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: the A bunch of executives for the Clippers were punished.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Unpaid suspensions here, there, and everywhere. Kawhi Leonard got a
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: sweetheart deal. He was fined $ 700, 000. The reason that's a
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: sweetheart deal is because it's believed he made like $ 1. 6 million.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: So he cleared at least that. So he cleared like
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: almost a million dollars even paying the fine. He came
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: out ahead. Uncle Dennis has been banned for a bunch
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: of years and all that. So the story, though, is
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: that Steve Ballmer backing down with a Sunday night news
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: dump on the Clipper punishment. So he's accepting it. And
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: the theory on this and maybe I'll do a monologue
• 26:02
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• 26:04
  Speaker 1: The theory is that the concern is the U.S. attorney's
• 26:09
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• 26:13
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• 26:18
  Speaker 1: one of the richest people in the United States, ends
• 26:19
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• 26:24
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go out and I'm just spitballing here.
• 26:27
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• 26:31
  Speaker 1: My opinion is that Ballmer realized, he talked to his lawyers,
• 26:35
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• 26:39
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• 26:42
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• 26:47
  Speaker 1: of any kind of legal trouble, just pay a fine
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: or something like that, rather than actually have to go
• 26:52
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• 26:56
  Speaker 1: announcement came down. on Sunday night. We'll take your calls.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: 877-99 on Fox is the call-in number. Let's say hello
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: to Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe. Let's say hello to Marcel
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  Speaker 2: Welcome.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, can you believe it? Football is finally back, Ben, Lorena,
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• 27:22
  Speaker 3: to see which team will win at the Super Bowl
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: next year? So good morning to you.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, we're doing that? I didn't realize we were doing that. Okay.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: All right. Very nice. Unbelievable. I want to play a
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: new game, though, Marcel. Can I play my version of
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: the game?
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Well, absolutely. So let's do it.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Absolutely. All right. The answer is yes. I've got to
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: mess with a chord here. Hold on a sec. Is
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: that better? I'm hitting buttons here. I don't know if
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: it's better. No? It's all messed up?
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: You don't know it's better?
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Yeah, sounds like you got
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: a bit of a delay. All right, Marcel, we're going
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: to play a game. Here's what we got, Marcel. Here's
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: what we got, all right?
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: You ready? Yes, of course.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: What are we going to do?
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Yes, of.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Course.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: All right, NFL, what is expected to be the NFL's
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: most popular Halloween costume of 2026. We're going to do
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: round robin. We're going to do round robin around the room.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Are you ready to play our game, Marcel?
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Absolutely. Let's do this.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: All right. And who should go first here? Let's do
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: a little round robin here. Let's see. Oh, we have another.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Let me get the third or second caller. Caller, you're
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: on the air. We're playing the game. What is expected
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: to be the NFL's most popular Halloween costume of 2026?
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Good morning.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Mystery caller.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: I believe it will be a star.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: Yes. It's Mike the Idiot Con, people.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Hi, Marcel.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Go to hell.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Calm down.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Marcel, calm down.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Calm down. Get some holy water.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: Get some holy water.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Holy water is holy water. Holy water for Marcel. Did
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: you hear that, Marcel? Hollering James has holy water.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Happy Hanukkah, Marcel.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: Happy birthday, Tyler. Oh, that fool it is.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Anyway, you can turn yourself in. Marcel, would you like
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: to guess? I'm going to let you go last, Marcel,
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: because you're the star of the show. I'm going to
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: let you go last. We're playing the game NFL's most
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: popular Halloween costume, expected to be the most popular Halloween
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: costume of 2026. Lorena, would you like to play our game?
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: I'm still right here.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Yes. I think the most popular costume this year is
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: going to be the murderous Buddy, the new evil unicorn
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: that's orange. Okay. Football-related, that's right. Go ahead there, Coop. Oh, well,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: then Taylor Swift. Okay. Please.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: I do agree with Taylor Swift as well there, Lorena.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Hold on, hold on.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Calm down. We're not done. Coop's about to guess. Most
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: popular costume. I'm going to go with Madison Beer. Madison Beer.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Very good.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Now, I've given you the honor, Marcel. You get to
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: go last. Go ahead there. What do you got?
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: Ooh, do I mention it for the Halloween of 2026? Oh,
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: do I mention it? You ready for this? Ben Stiller. Oh, yes.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: The best Halloween of the NFL.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: So you think Ben Stiller will be? Oh, my God.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Wrong.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: No.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: The correct answer is 49er wide receiver Dejon Love.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Ooh, the city by the bell, DeSean Love from the 49ers.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: I made up my mind there, Ben.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Is he your favorite 49er, DeSean Love? Are you a
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: big fan of his work?
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely. Touchdown and passes all over the place. I
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: do agree with you, but DeSean Love.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: Is the best.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: He definitely had 26 catches with the ladies. Yes, Mike
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: the Leprechaun.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: Yes, myself. He's the dude who pretended to be a 49er.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: You catch your facts right.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: He doesn't even play for the 49ers.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: He was a fake actor who... Oh, come on already. <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: Don't say that to the radio listeners. He's got the
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: FCC license there, idiot con. Is that right, Ben? You've
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: got the FCC license, right?
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm a licensed broadcaster. I was at one point
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: a licensed broadcaster. Absolutely.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: We don't say that to you, but Deshaun Love is
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: a football player, not an actor.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Come on, Michael Leprechaun. What number is he wearing, Marcel?
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: What number?
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: Number 49.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: Number 49. Boom! 49. You got this all this crazy
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: like a frog there, Mr. Idiot Con. Get out of here.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: You're a Klingon from Star Wars.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Is that true, Marcel? Are you a Klingon? Do you
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: know what a Klingon is?
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Ooh, the Klingon from Star Wars.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: I do agree. Isn't that Star Trek?
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Star Trek, actually. Star Trek.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Star Trek it is.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Whoever thought.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Space, the final frontier, especially for the Idiocon itself. Okay.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: All right. Thank you. The bonus baby. You see this
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: bonus baby story? So two quarterbacks, more than two, but
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: the two that we're going to feature here, the bonus
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: babies of the NFL. You had Carson Wentz, who secured
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: an extra $ 100, 000 bonus in week one against in that
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: win over the Packers. $ 100, 000 bonus. And then the game
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: I was at, the Charger-Cardinal game, Jacoby Brissett, he cashed
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: in twice in that game on Sunday as Arizona pulls
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: the upset. He triggered a $ 285, 000 contract bonus. That's not
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: bad for one day's work. He signed a one-year contract
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: for $ 1. 5 million to Arizona during the offseason. All kinds
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: of performance incentives there. The other major incentives include if
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: he gets to 24 touchdown passes, he'll get $ 1. 25 million.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: If he gets to 3,500 passing yards, he'll end up
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: with an extra $ 1. 4 million. Must be nice. There you go.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Got to pay those bonuses, though. Some companies are cheap
• 33:26
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• 33:29
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• 33:32
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• 33:34
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  Speaker 1: You're so dumb.
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  Speaker 2: That is the top answer.
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• 36:30
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• 36:35
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• 36:40
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• 36:44
  Speaker 1: see here, Mark. In Rochester is going to play.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Hello, Mark.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Welcome.
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• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Mark in Rochester. Go Bills.
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  Speaker 3: Great energy, great content.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thank you. Very positive. Look at you. Go Bills.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: And Lorraine, pick one or two. One or two, Lorraine.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Number one.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, you have picked Chris in Boston who's going to play. Hello, Chris.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Game show regular. Welcome. Good morning, Ben.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: How are you?
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: If I was any better, I would be a Patriot,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: but not a New England Patriot because things didn't go
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: so well for them, unfortunately. I just realized I forgot
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: to send the board to Lorraine and Coop. Well, that
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: appears to be a problem. I was wondering what I'm
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: supposed to be working off of. All right, calm down.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: I'll give you two choices. Go ahead. One or two.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Number one.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: You picked that one? Okay. Gentlemen, your name is your buzzer.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: We asked 100 men, name and accent you fake at
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: the bar to attract a woman. Top one, two, three, four,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: five answers on the board. Go ahead, Chris.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: Southern.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: What? A southern accent.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the last one you would do. Southern accent?
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: No, I think a southern bell for a woman might work.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: I don't think it works.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: I don't think that really works for dudes. All right.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: My friend from Rochester, Bill's Mafia. Go ahead. Yes, Mark.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: You know what? I'm surprised the guy from New England
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: didn't say British.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go with British accent. Yes, that was
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: the number one answer by a wide margin. The British accent.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: It just sounds smarter when you have a British accent.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: I wish I had a British accent. I'd sound smarter.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't sound smart. All right, Mark, you
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: get to go again. That was the number one answer.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: There are one, two, three, four answers left on the board.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: And again, if you're just tuning in, we asked 100 men,
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: name an accent you fake at the bar to attract
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: a woman. You said what? Australia? Yes, that was the
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: number two answer. Good job by you. All right, there's
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: three answers left. What do you got, Mark? You're doing good.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: I guess I would go with possibly French.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: It's almost in order here. All right, there are two
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: choices left on the board. Two choices left. 100 men surveyed.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Name an accent you would fake at a bar to
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: pick up a woman.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go with Italian. Are you serious? Wow.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: I guess we should pick the other category.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: What is happening right now?
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: There's one answer left, Mark. You can run the board here.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Chris is very upset with you. There's one answer left. Again,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: 100 men surveyed. Name an accent you fake at the
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: bar to attract women. What's that, Mark?
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: I really don't know.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: I'll say Russia?
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Russian?
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Russian. No, not Russian. No, that is incorrect.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: All right, Chris, you got a shot here. Not get
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: shut out. One answer left. And think about it. What
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: do you think that accent would be to try to
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: attract a beautiful young woman?
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: Australia.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: No, we already had that.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: You already said that.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: That was one of the answers, but as Chris knows,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: he's not getting paid to listen.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: No.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: One more. You want to guess? Mark, go ahead. Yeah, exactly. Mark,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: one more guess.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Quickly.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: No?
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: South African.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: South African?
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: No.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Irish was the Irish. Well, you win, Mark. Congratulations. But
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Irish was the last one, so there you go. Unbelievable.