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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 10th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
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  Speaker 1: is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is The Woody Show. Insensitivity training for a politically
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  Speaker 3: correct world. Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, what's good everybody?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, what up?
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  Speaker 2: It is a pre-Friday. It's a Thursday morning, September the 10th, 2026.
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  Speaker 2: We are The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Woody. That's Greg Gorey.
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  Speaker 5: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: We got Menace. What's up?
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  Speaker 2: Gina Grad.
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  Speaker 6: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: Seabass is here. We got Sammy.
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  Speaker 7: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Jeff G.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. On the job today. We got Morgan. Dumbass Tyler
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  Speaker 2: is here. We got Vaughn, our video producer, along with.
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  Speaker 3: Bort, Menji.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for being here and giving us some of
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  Speaker 2: your valuable time today. Many ways to be a part
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  Speaker 2: of The Woody Show. You can call in 877-44-WOODY, which
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  Speaker 2: after the show becomes the After Hours voicemail. You can
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  Speaker 2: text us, check in over to 22987. You can find
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  Speaker 2: us and follow us on all the social media platforms.
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  Speaker 2: Look for us there at The Woody Show. And, of course,
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  Speaker 2: good old-fashioned email, which is email at thewoodyshow.com. Yep. Now,
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  Speaker 2: this is a throwback-y thing I wanted to start with.
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  Speaker 2: This thing about people who grew up in the 80s
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  Speaker 2: and 90s and how they developed different mental habits because, like,
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  Speaker 2: the music, this is, by the way, everybody in this, well,
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  Speaker 2: not everybody in this room. Myself, Gina, Greg, Menace, Seabass. Sammy,
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  Speaker 2: when were you born?
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  Speaker 3: 87. Damn, girl.
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  Speaker 2: I grew up in the 90s, 94. You were born
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  Speaker 2: in 94. I wouldn't say you grew up in the 90s.
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  Speaker 3: I remember the year of 94.
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  Speaker 6: How are you not a child?
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  Speaker 8: The OJ chase.
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  Speaker 2: You were born in 94? You don't have memories until
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  Speaker 2: probably 98.
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  Speaker 8: I remember the OJ chase.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but you were born in 87.
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  Speaker 9: So that considers that I grew up in the 90s, right?
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  Speaker 2: I'm thinking something that happened in 1987. Like, what was
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  Speaker 2: the big event in 1987?
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  Speaker 3: What was the big event in 1987?
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  Speaker 9: All I knew about the 80s was, like, memorable moments is,
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  Speaker 9: you know, Reagan and stuff.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's funny you should say that, because the first
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  Speaker 6: thing that comes up is, President Reagan challenges Gorbachev to
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  Speaker 6: tear down that wall.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, that was a big speech.
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  Speaker 9: So, yeah, he remembers.
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  Speaker 3: Massive.
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  Speaker 2: But you remember watching that as a baby? so again
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  Speaker 2: uh for people who grew up in the 80s and
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  Speaker 2: 90s and how they develop these different mental habits because
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  Speaker 2: our childhood it was way less structured well sure it
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  Speaker 2: was certainly less digital.
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  Speaker 3: We didn't have any digital it was it was really.
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  Speaker 2: All just kind of rooted in independence and it just
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  Speaker 2: shaped how you know people of our generation think cope
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  Speaker 2: socialize as adults and so these are why they think
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  Speaker 2: differently because you learn to entertain yourself without screens.
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  Speaker 3: You made up games. Yeah. You know, go out riding
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  Speaker 3: your bike and make that last for 12 hours.
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  Speaker 2: You know, this reminds me of, and it was like
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  Speaker 2: this big kind of like a psychology study kind of thing.
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  Speaker 2: And like, how do people get to be the way
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  Speaker 2: that they are? And why is this generation different? What
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  Speaker 2: makes them different from this one? And this one, it
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  Speaker 2: kind of reads the same way that, you know, the
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  Speaker 2: Beloit college mindset list that would come out to the
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  Speaker 2: professors for the incoming freshman class. So the professors weren't
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  Speaker 2: using dated references on stuff that the kids would have.
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  Speaker 3: No. What is that? I don't even know who that is.
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  Speaker 2: Um, It kind of reads like that because it says
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  Speaker 2: they had to wait for what they wanted, building patience.
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  Speaker 6: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: They played TV shows and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: They played independently with other kids solving problems on their own.
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  Speaker 2: That is true. I don't remember like the, when did
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  Speaker 2: the term play date became a thing? Like when, when,
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  Speaker 2: like when parents would make appointments with other parents and
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  Speaker 2: they drive you over to somebody, never like if you
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  Speaker 2: want to go see a friend, you got on your bike.
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  Speaker 3: Or you call them and say, Hey, you want to play?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And you made your way over there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: I never heard of a play date.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: When I was a kid, like, I wasn't able to
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  Speaker 9: ride a bike or skateboard. I just played in the
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  Speaker 9: neighborhood with kids. I didn't go off to somebody else's house.
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  Speaker 2: Let's say you went to school with a kid who
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  Speaker 2: didn't live super close to you. It's not like anybody
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  Speaker 2: put you in the car and brought you up. No, never.
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  Speaker 2: Unless it was a birthday party. Like if it was
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  Speaker 2: a birthday party somewhere, that's where you see other, yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, never. It would only be kids in the neighborhood.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And poor Seabass, he was homeschooled, so.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 10: We still had kids in our neighborhood.
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  Speaker 9: He knew everybody he went to school with. He had
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  Speaker 9: brothers and sisters too, though.
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  Speaker 10: There were tons of kids in our neighborhood that we
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  Speaker 10: hung out with.
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  Speaker 2: Right, but I'm saying, like, it didn't have, like, where,
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  Speaker 2: you know, the school thing where the other friends, everybody
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  Speaker 2: you knew was just kind of right there. It was
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  Speaker 2: within the neighborhood and within your household. It wasn't like,
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  Speaker 2: you had a lot of interaction with the kids who
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  Speaker 2: lived across town, right?
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  Speaker 10: We played, like, Little League.
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  Speaker 6: Were you a Boy Scout?
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  Speaker 5: No, we went to the organizational introduction meeting for the
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  Speaker 5: Boy Scouts, and my parents didn't like it for some reason.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Thank God.
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  Speaker 2: I can't imagine. Thank God my son didn't want to
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  Speaker 2: be in Scouts.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we've been tamping that down.
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  Speaker 3: Please. Yeah. Let's see.
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  Speaker 2: They practiced reading social cues face-to-face instead of online.
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  Speaker 8: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: They were allowed to take small physical risks like climbing trees.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely. Jumping out of trees.
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  Speaker 2: Wasn't there like a parent that was arrested for letting
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  Speaker 2: their kid walk to the park that was like two
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  Speaker 2: blocks away?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Our parents would be in prison getting the electric chair.
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  Speaker 2: They spent time hanging out in public places like malls
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  Speaker 2: and with friends.
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  Speaker 6: Of course.
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  Speaker 3: The mall was a big deal.
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  Speaker 2: They had unstructured free time, which boosted the imagination. They
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  Speaker 2: handled conflicts directly instead of through adults or texts.
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  Speaker 7: True.
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  Speaker 2: That's how I became best friends with my buddy Joe.
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  Speaker 3: In a fight.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we talked smack on the bus. We beat the
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  Speaker 2: crap out of each other when we got off the bus.
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  Speaker 2: And then we were best friends. It was good.
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  Speaker 3: There was none of this.
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  Speaker 2: Back and forth, no cyberbullying. Your mom didn't get involved.
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  Speaker 3: Parents didn't get involved. Didn't even know.
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  Speaker 2: shows next.
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  Speaker 3: Hang on.
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  Speaker 9: What's going on, everybody? It's Menace.
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  Speaker 4: Come meet up with me from 5 to 7 p.m.
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  Speaker 1: Look at him.
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  Speaker 6: He's so nervous.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's just his look.
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  Speaker 6: How some kind of like rusty bitch face.
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  Speaker 3: Rusty anxiety.
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  Speaker 9: Face.
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  Speaker 3: One of the low res logic, right?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Low res logic.
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  Speaker 3: The account.
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  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Morgan loves.
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  Speaker 4: These.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: These are like cringy would you rathers.
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  Speaker 6: Unbelievably offensive would you rathers.
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  Speaker 2: Now, for the record, I would just like to state.
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea what.
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  Speaker 3: These are going to be. Okay. I didn't ask.
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  Speaker 9: I didn't ask.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Gina pulled these.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know what.
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  Speaker 3: They're going to be.
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  Speaker 6: All I know is how many times a day do
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  Speaker 6: you say the more uncomfortable, the more I like.
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  Speaker 3: It, the more inappropriate, the more I laugh. Well, guess what?
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  Speaker 6: Challenge accepted.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: That's how I feel, but I can't speak for everybody
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  Speaker 2: who listens. So that's why I'm putting it out there.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't write these.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't write it, but there's a billion of these things, right?
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  Speaker 9: There's so many.
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  Speaker 2: These are just the ones that Gina pulled.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, these are some of the very, very most offensive ones.
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  Speaker 2: If you don't like it, write her.
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  Speaker 9: If we're throwing it out there, then yeah, I have
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  Speaker 9: no idea what this is.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, everybody's innocent. But anyway, these are the most offensive ones.
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  Speaker 2: It's your favorite account, not mine.
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  Speaker 9: It is a doozy.
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  Speaker 3: You donate to them.
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  Speaker 2: Uncomfortable Would You Rathers from Low Res Logic.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the Instagram account.
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  Speaker 2: All right, so any particular order?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 6: Fire away, I will.
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  Speaker 3: Clip number one?
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  Speaker 4: Sure.
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  Speaker 3: Here we go. Would you rather?
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  Speaker 7: Would you rather every time you get sat next to
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  Speaker 7: a black family at a restaurant, you have to ask
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  Speaker 7: them if they're going to be a problem? Or every
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  Speaker 7: time you see an Asian person driving, you have to
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  Speaker 7: dramatically pull over for your own safety?
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: He's on there.
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  Speaker 2: I think I would go with the... I would dramatically
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  Speaker 2: pull over because it's funnier.
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  Speaker 6: It is funnier.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 6: And I could.
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  Speaker 3: See a slight sense of humor in that. Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to pull over.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, God. And you're like, you're in your own car.
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  Speaker 9: Right.
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  Speaker 3: You're not communicating with anybody.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: It's less confrontational. So I would do that one as well.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But I think it's just fun.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And you dramatically swerve out of the way. Menace, which one?
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  Speaker 9: I guess pull over.
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  Speaker 6: Well, and if somebody came up to my family and said,
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  Speaker 6: is this going to be a problem? I'd be like,
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  Speaker 6: I'll get, I'll make you a problem. Like that'll just
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  Speaker 6: be Morgan.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, for sure.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Dramatically swerve out of the way.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Number two, low res logic. A would you rather, would.
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  Speaker 11: You rather always be bleeding randomly from a somewhere noticeable
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  Speaker 11: or every time you have sex with your wife, you
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  Speaker 11: get 1% more gay.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'd be like 4% gay.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you wouldn't be too gay.
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  Speaker 3: By the time I die anyway. That's true.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the 1% more gay.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah, because you could still, like
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  Speaker 3: you said, you have a long time. You could be 90%
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  Speaker 3: gay by the end of your life and still have sex.
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  Speaker 9: But I'm already like 98% gay.
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  Speaker 3: True.
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  Speaker 5: But I'm saying like, I could go full gay.
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  Speaker 2: The more I think about it, this is a super
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  Speaker 2: easy one because like who wants to be just obviously
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  Speaker 2: bleeding yeah but.
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  Speaker 6: Then it's like do you want to have sex do
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  Speaker 6: you want to continue to live your truth as a
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  Speaker 6: straight man I.
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  Speaker 9: Have a friend that says they have a co-worker that
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  Speaker 9: bleeds super easily yeah like all the.
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  Speaker 10: Time like hemophilia.
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  Speaker 9: Like nosebleeds and stuff just like cut like gets cut
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  Speaker 9: easily and stuff like that so.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, so everyone's going more gay.
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  Speaker 2: I've seen people that bruise super easy. Like you look
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  Speaker 2: at them and like, dude, what the hell happened to
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  Speaker 2: your arm?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. They never know. Yeah, they don't know.
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  Speaker 6: They never know where it came from.
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  Speaker 2: What causes that?
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  Speaker 3: I'm a very overzealous scratcher. So when I get an itch,
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  Speaker 3: I scratch until I bleed. Didn't you do that?
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  Speaker 2: You were like talking about how you woke up.
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  Speaker 6: Literally woke myself up scratching at my arms.
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  Speaker 10: The other night.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Was that a dream you were having?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know. I think I don't know if I
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  Speaker 6: was just really dry or if I'm allergic to something.
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  Speaker 6: But I woke myself up like, what the hell?
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  Speaker 3: And have you ever drawn blood?
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I woke up a lot. I woke up the other night,
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  Speaker 2: middle of the night. But my arm was asleep, like completely,
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  Speaker 2: completely dead. It felt like it weighed 400 pounds. And
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  Speaker 2: I went to go see what time it was. So
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  Speaker 2: I reached over. to tap the screen on my phone
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  Speaker 2: so it would light up so I could see the time.
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  Speaker 2: Now I wanted to turn the light off, so the
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  Speaker 2: little button on the side that you had to push,
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  Speaker 2: but because my hand was so asleep, I couldn't get
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  Speaker 2: the strength to, do you ever have that?
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  Speaker 6: You can't squeeze down.
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  Speaker 3: You can't squeeze.
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  Speaker 2: You have no grip strength because your arm's completely asleep.
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  Speaker 2: My hand, again, feels like it's probably three times the
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  Speaker 2: size that it normally would be. I couldn't turn the
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  Speaker 2: stupid thing off.
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  Speaker 6: Or you try so hard to move your arm, you
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  Speaker 6: hit yourself in the head.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to use your other arm to pick
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  Speaker 2: up this arm and move it out of the way.
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  Speaker 9: Exactly.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 2: So that one's easy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: One percent more.
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  Speaker 11: Would you rather always be bleeding randomly from somewhere noticeable?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 11: Or every time you have sex with your wife, you
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  Speaker 11: get one percent more gay.
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  Speaker 3: One percent more gay.
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  Speaker 7: Morgan?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, gay.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 3: There we go.
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  Speaker 2: These are the low res logic dudes.
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  Speaker 3: Next one.
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  Speaker 7: Would you rather Down syndrome be contagious or every time
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  Speaker 7: a crowd sings Sweet Caroline, every bop bop bop lowers
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  Speaker 7: the world's average IQ by one point?
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  Speaker 9: Sweet Caroline.
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  Speaker 2: We're there anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I don't know what the effect is
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  Speaker 2: or like how everything has become like real life idiocracy.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: But we're already there.
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  Speaker 6: We're going to ban this song though if this is
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  Speaker 6: going to happen.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's a great song.
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  Speaker 3: I love the song.
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  Speaker 6: You can't hear it again.
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  Speaker 3: Jewish Elvis, right?
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  Speaker 6: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: Neil Diamond.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Sweet Caroline.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Because how often does that happen? Really?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know. Have you ever done karaoke or Oktoberfest?
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  Speaker 3: Every baseball game at Fenway Park.
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  Speaker 2: Random bars just come.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. We'll get done real quick.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Sweet Caroline. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 6: We're there.
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  Speaker 9: It's hell yeah, bro.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Come on. I hear one more.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I would you rather.
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  Speaker 7: Would you rather attend a little person conference wearing a
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  Speaker 7: shirt that says God forgot to finish you or attend
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  Speaker 7: a Jewish festival and set up a bagel booth with
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  Speaker 7: a sign that says goys eat free. Everyone else.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to Holocaust you.
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, first.
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: What?
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: That one was kind of convoluted.
• 13:08
  Speaker 6: Not really.
• 13:09
  Speaker 3: Wait, wait, hold on.
• 13:09
  Speaker 7: Would you rather attend a little person conference wearing a
• 13:12
  Speaker 7: shirt that says God forgot to finish you or attend
• 13:15
  Speaker 7: a Jewish festival and set up a bagel booth with
• 13:18
  Speaker 7: a sign that says.
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: So I'm setting up a bagel booth. A bagel booth
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: at a Jewish festival with a sign that says.
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: Goys eat free. Everyone else.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: It's going to Holocaust you.
• 13:29
  Speaker 6: Do you know what a goy is? A goy just
• 13:31
  Speaker 6: means a non-Jewish person.
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: Non-Jew.
• 13:33
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 13:33
  Speaker 6: So they eat free, but everybody else who's Jewish is
• 13:35
  Speaker 6: going to Holocaust you.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: So which is more offensive?
• 13:39
  Speaker 6: Which would you rather do?
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: I could see Morgan doing the t-shirt by choice.
• 13:44
  Speaker 6: Anyway.
• 13:44
  Speaker 8: I would love to go to a convention.
• 13:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 13:47
  Speaker 6: Would you wear the shirt?
• 13:48
  Speaker 9: Hell yeah.
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: I would do the bagel thing. I'll tell you why.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: Because again, I was one of the only kids who
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: wasn't Jewish.
• 13:56
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: Among all my friends where I grew up in New Jersey.
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: And one thing I've always admired- is the sense of
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: humor that seems to go like, cause I grew up
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: with a bunch of like, uh, Christian, you know, uh,
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: Catholics and, you know, everything like family and whatever. Like, yeah,
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: they have no sense of humor about any of that.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: But the Jews always seemed to have.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: Like, go to their, you know, get-togethers for the holidays
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: and the different things, bar and bat mitzvahs and everything.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: And everybody seemed to be just having such a great
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: time and not taking anything super serious. Now, there were,
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: of course, a couple, like, really hardcore rules. But in general,
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: there seemed to be a sense of humor about it.
• 14:33
  Speaker 6: Because how do you survive this one without a sense
• 14:35
  Speaker 6: of humor?
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: I think that would be the more comfortable situation. Ha! Right?
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: They're both uncomfortable.
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: The way it's presented.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'd be like, ah! With my bagel stand.
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: It's a pun. What do you want? Come on.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: Getting?
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: We're getting, right?
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: Refreshing.
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: It is a good throat burn. Oh, my God. The
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: Woody Show is back.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: I heard Menace in one of his commercials talking about
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: raising canes.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: And they are part of this really dumb lawsuit. Dumb
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: lawsuit of the day. Raising canes. They have filed a
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: lawsuit after the landlord of its Boston Back Bay location
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: tried to evict the restaurant because it smells like chicken fingers.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: What?
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: You leased the space to Raising Cane's Chicken Fingers.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: It's in the name.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: You want to evict them because it smells like chicken fingers.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: It's so dumb.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: This is even. How's that? Yeah.
• 15:37
  Speaker 6: I would charge extra for delicious.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: So the chains location, they're open in 2022 in a
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: roughly 100 year old building. And it's lease runs through 2037.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: They spent over $ 200, 000 raising canes, did trying to reduce
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: the odors, but we're told in January, the lease would
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: be terminated anyway. Yeah.
• 15:57
  Speaker 9: Wow that is and they're making them it sounds like
• 16:00
  Speaker 9: a building problem yeah.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: You know uh let's see.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: The chain claims the real problem is the landlord's poorly
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: built out office space and alleges the landlord is also
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: trying to pressure raising canes into giving up his exclusive
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: chicken restaurant lease provision so that panda express can move
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: in next door.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: It's gonna smell like chinese food That was one of
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: my favorite smells growing up, like walking by a KFC. Like,
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: pump it out more. Good.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Another dumb lawsuit in the news. A tourist from Germany
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: suing a taco place in New York City. And it's
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: not the food was bad or anything. He's suing because
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: he says the salsa was too spicy and it caused
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: him some tummy problems.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: You can sue for that?
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: His claim says that he had no idea how quote
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: dangerous the sauces were.
• 16:50
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: And that his Apple watch showed that his pulse went
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: up while he was eating.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: The experience had quote, practically forbidden him from eating spicy
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: food ever again, and that he's seeking damages as a result. Now,
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: good news, common sense has prevailed. The judge took one
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: look at this and tossed out the case. The judge
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: told him that a quick Google search would have told
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: him how spicy salsa could be.
• 17:14
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: You ever had salsa?
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: But here's the thing, dude, you can you can file
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: you can literally file a lawsuit over anything.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: People make a living doing it. Yeah.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: And they like people who aren't even handicapped is walking
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: around trying to get people on. Oh, well, this is
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: three quarters of an inch too too steep of a step.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:36
  Speaker 9: Whatever.
• 17:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: So it's unfair to they're not turning around handing that
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: money over to handicapped organizations or anything.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: It's just that that's how they make. That's how they
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: make their money.
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: Billable hours.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah. These people look in the mirror at night.
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: And they don't vomit at their own reflection.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: They don't do any of the work. It's not like
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: they're lawyers and they're doing the work. All they do
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: is they contact a lawyer who would take the case.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: So this is just a really lazy way to get paid. Yeah.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: Or just to try to get paid.
• 18:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: The salsa was too spicy. The chicken fingers smelled like
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: chicken fingers.
• 18:10
  Speaker 9: How dare they?
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: People work really hard to not work.
• 18:13
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: If you just put that effort into actually working.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: Welcome back.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Dumb things that you've done for love or as a
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: younger person. You know, we've heard we've heard different stories.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: People on the show doing crazy stuff.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Stupid, stupid things.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Well, employees at a bus depot, they were doing their
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: rounds in the parking lot and they realized that one
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: of the buses was missing and they assumed that a
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: driver had accidentally taken the wrong one. Something simple mistake, right?
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: So they go back to look at the security cameras
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: and they saw this random person climb on the bus
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: into the driver's seat and just drove off with this bus.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: So by the time they looked at the GPS tracking system,
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: the bus was already 80 miles away from the bus.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: They called the cops to pull it over. Cops caught
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: up to it. They were surprised it was a 15-year-old
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: kid who was behind the wheel, and he had just
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: picked up his girlfriend from school and was on his
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: way to drop the bus back off at the depot.
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: He was just coming back.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Borrowing it.
• 19:24
  Speaker 9: He knew how to drive it.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Police admitted that he did drive the bus pretty well.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: There wasn't a scratch on it. Obviously, that doesn't matter.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: He was still arrested and charged for the theft.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: For the borrowing. That would be fun to try to
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: drive a bus, though.
• 19:40
  Speaker 9: I've driven pretty big U-Hauls, but not bus-level size. That
• 19:48
  Speaker 9: has to be difficult, at least on the turns right well.
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: My biggest thing that i always get afraid of is
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: when do you know when to break you know like
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: you have to do it so much farther out than
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: like when you're zipping around in your little car you
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: need more braking distance that's that's the thing that scares
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: me oh really for me it's the turning because you
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: need a wide turn or a wide berth no.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah I think it's cool driving big stuff.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think the biggest thing I ever drove was
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: an RV. That's big. Like a full-on RV.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't enjoy it. That's cool. And then the
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: U-Haul while towing a car.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: That was scary AF.
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: I'd be so scared I'd fishtail.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Like when you tow stuff, you don't realize how much
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: it affects the drive.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool. We had the station... Back when I
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: was interning and working my way up, we would have
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: these big trucks that had these radio towers that would
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: extend out of them. Yes, those poles. It was called
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: a Marty unit. It was just so you could have
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: a live broadcast out somewhere. Like you see the television trucks.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: And the little tower comes up out of it, extends out.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: It's an extending thing. So I would drive that thing around, man.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: And that felt big just because there was such a
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: high clearance.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: You know going under you know overpasses things like that
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: i drove that i drove uh some of those bigger
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: those bigger like um you know like delivery trucks you
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: know they have like the the thing on the back
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: where if you got like a refrigerator in the back
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: you can put it on there's got a hydraulic kind
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: of lift off the back of it like that thing
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: yeah i've driven one of those things.
• 21:16
  Speaker 9: Dude oh the that antenna thing i was laughing the
• 21:19
  Speaker 9: whole time because you know my My buddy, Showbiz, he's
• 21:21
  Speaker 9: a morning show guy.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:23
  Speaker 9: When we were doing promotions, he forgot to bring down
• 21:26
  Speaker 9: the antenna while we're driving back into the parking garage.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Took it off. Knocked it off.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: There were people that did that over the years.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:37
  Speaker 9: That was fun.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: There was one guy that drove off with a stupid
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: thing still up. He forgot to put it down.
• 21:41
  Speaker 8: Oh, no.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: The whole thing was fully extended.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:43
  Speaker 9: That station.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: People were yelling at him.
• 21:45
  Speaker 9: Hey, let's go. That station we worked at, we also
• 21:48
  Speaker 9: had an ice cream truck. That was pretty cool.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:51
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that we got to drive around.
• 21:53
  Speaker 7: Oh, nice.
• 21:53
  Speaker 9: Yeah, we had an ice cream truck. We had a full-on, like,
• 21:56
  Speaker 9: tour bus. Like, this is back in the day, like,
• 21:58
  Speaker 9: early dot-com boom, so there was a lot of money. Like,
• 22:01
  Speaker 9: an Escalade, a Hummer, like, all these cool vehicles.
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: What did the ice cream truck have?
• 22:07
  Speaker 8: Like, was it standard, like, oh, here's my Ninja Turtle
• 22:10
  Speaker 8: that we're selling you, or what is it?
• 22:11
  Speaker 9: It looked like a regular ice cream truck, but the
• 22:16
  Speaker 9: freezer inside wasn't, like, I don't know. It wasn't custom
• 22:20
  Speaker 9: or anything. It looked like a freezer that we just
• 22:22
  Speaker 9: bought from the store and put in there.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:25
  Speaker 9: But it was cool to drive around. People loved it.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: We should get one.
• 22:28
  Speaker 9: What did you show, Ice Cream Truck?
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: That was big for a while, getting things like that. Also,
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: they're used to, like, radio stations would have, they would
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: drive this big, what looked like a giant boom box.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: And have it set up, and they have, like, a
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: little broadcast table inside of it. And so, you know,
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: the DJs would be inside broadcasting from inside of the
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: boom box.
• 22:48
  Speaker 9: Ice Cream Truck food truck is more on brand for us.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: 877-44-WOODY. You can send us a text over to 22987.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: We did this game once before. Did this happen as
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: a kid or did this happen when I was just
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: a drunk adult?
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: You know, like driving off with the mask.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right. Yeah, exactly.
• 23:10
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: So what's this something like? And everything's in the hat.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: We'll just draw one out. I'll tell everybody what it says.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: And then we have to guess. Did this person do
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: it as a kid? Or was it something that happened
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: when they were a drunk adult? 877-44-WOODY. Text CHECKIN over
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: to 22987. It's The Woody Show.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show will be right back. The Woody Show.
• 23:41
  Speaker 9: All right, so this is.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: You do this as a drunk person, like a drunk adult,
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: or as a kid.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: So I'm going to grab one of the things.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Out of the hat here.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Everybody in the studio submitted something into the hat. And
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: I'll read what it says. And then we have to
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: try to figure out, number one, who it belongs to.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: And then did they do this as a kid or
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: when they were a drunk adult?
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Okay. Got it. All right.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: All right, let's see. This one says, I puked up
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: large chunks of hot dog into my bed, just swept
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: them under the covers, and forgot about them until I
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: had to change the sheets.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: I already have a.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Guess on that one.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Menace yesterday.
• 24:26
  Speaker 9: That sounds like menace.
• 24:27
  Speaker 8: Menace all over it.
• 24:28
  Speaker 9: Is Tyler part of this?
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: Is sober adult an option? By the way, it's just
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: people here in the studio right now, right?
• 24:35
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Because Morgan's not in here at the moment.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Tyler, Borden, all those guys are not in here at
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: the moment. Okay, so I go with Menace because Menace
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: has more puking stories than anybody I know.
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, when you said puke, I knew who it was.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: I love puking.
• 24:50
  Speaker 10: Eats things way too fast.
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: And discards it in a disgusting way, like under the sheets.
• 24:55
  Speaker 10: That's true.
• 24:55
  Speaker 9: I try to narrow it down by who would be
• 24:57
  Speaker 9: eating hot dogs.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: Menace. Nice try.
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: He very famously puked at a company party we had
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: and just put it in a cup and left it
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: on the floor.
• 25:08
  Speaker 9: Because I'm a professional.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say Gina. Only because, I don't know.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: I don't think Menace would say the covers. I think
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: he would say the blanket. That's my one reasoning.
• 25:21
  Speaker 9: I love getting under the covers.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Whose story is it?
• 25:25
  Speaker 10: It is adult sea bass.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Adult sea bass.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: That's disgusting. And you forgot about it?
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: Well, here's in college, and that helps a lot because
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: our beds were in lofts above the rooms. The rooms
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: were tiny little things in the frat house, so you
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: would build up a loft above you that you would
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: climb a ladder up into.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, right.
• 25:46
  Speaker 10: And so getting down to like go to the bathroom
• 25:48
  Speaker 10: and puke. Oh, no way.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Takes forever.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Takes forever.
• 25:52
  Speaker 9: You'd die.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: And of course, famously, I love eating cold. So like
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't then and now would buy a whole package
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: of hot dogs and just eat them cold.
• 25:58
  Speaker 9: Oh my God.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 26:01
  Speaker 10: And then, yeah, just drunk. Like, I don't want to
• 26:03
  Speaker 10: go downstairs. And then you forget. Because it goes into
• 26:06
  Speaker 10: a corner and there's stuff over there.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, look.
• 26:09
  Speaker 10: And then a week later, what's that?
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: That's a drunk adult sea bass.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: All right. The hot dog store.
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: And for the record, Greg, I actually, for whatever reason,
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: hate the word covers.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like the covers.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 26:21
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I hate it.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: How do you feel about hot dogs?
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: You like hot dogs? Cooked, yeah.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: They're already cooked, right?
• 26:28
  Speaker 10: Warmed.
• 26:29
  Speaker 7: Warmed.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: Heated.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: All right, so this happened as a kid or as
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: a drunk adult. Whose story do you think this is?
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: It says, I walked around on my knees with a
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: pillow in front of me and made everyone call me
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: a pillow person.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: I think that's easy.
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: You do?
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:49
  Speaker 9: No, that'd be Gina.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: That sounds like Gina. Yeah.
• 26:51
  Speaker 10: Because it's very attention seeking.
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: I think it's child Gina.
• 26:55
  Speaker 10: Narcissistic.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree. Gina as a kid. Child Gina.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: The tour between Gina and Sammy on this one, I
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: will say, I'll say Gina. I'm going Gina, child.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Gina, child. Gina, child. Oh, Gina, adult. Gina, adult. Adult.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Gina Child.
• 27:16
  Speaker 9: That's not an option.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: I'm not sober adult.
• 27:19
  Speaker 10: For variety, I'll go Sammy Child.
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think Sammy Child too.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Whose story is this?
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: Okay, it's me.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Wow, you're a florist.
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: And I was an adult and I was not drunk,
• 27:32
  Speaker 6: but I was Super high.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: Do you guys remember?
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Compromise.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Do you guys.
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: Remember in the 80s, the pillow people, the toy?
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: No.
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: It was a pillow. It was mostly for little girls.
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: It was a pillow with a head and arms and legs.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: It's called pillow people?
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: Oh, yes.
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: I know exactly what you're talking about. I was sitting
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: with a pillow like that and I realized it and
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: I started crying. I was laughing so hard. I was like,
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: I'm the pillow person. So I was walking around like that.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 27:59
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: I've never seen these.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: So I was walking around being like this.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: What were you high on?
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Weed.
• 28:07
  Speaker 10: Oh, weed.
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: They're literally pillows with arms in them.
• 28:09
  Speaker 8: DJ Tanner famously had one.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 28:11
  Speaker 6: And when I realized that's what I looked like, it
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: was on for the rest of the night.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: All right, here, let's grab another one.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Was this someone in this room as a kid or
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: a drunk adult when this happened? I was walking down
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: a dock ramp to get onto a sailboat, Greg.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: Easy.
• 28:31
  Speaker 9: All right, next.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Tripped and fell.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: And all the cups we were going to use on
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: the boat rolled into the water. I probably could have
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: grabbed them, but was too afraid of killer whales. All right,
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: so I was walking down a dock ramp to get
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: onto a sailboat, tripped and fell. All the cups we
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: were going to use on the boat rolled into the water.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: I probably could have grabbed them, but I was too
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: afraid of killer whales. I'm definitely going drunk adult.
• 28:56
  Speaker 9: Possible Sammy.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: I think Sammy, like the great Cape Cod. kind of
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: family vacation.
• 29:02
  Speaker 10: I'm like Greg.
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: I'm getting kind of a drunk adult menace vibe and
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: like suddenly afraid of like a killer whale.
• 29:08
  Speaker 10: Like, is that a thing? Greg has littered in the
• 29:10
  Speaker 10: ocean before.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: Greg, I thought you were anti-litter in the ocean.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: I am. That's why that's my number one source of shame.
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's why I don't think it's you.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: I definitely think drunk doll, but man, who?
• 29:21
  Speaker 9: There's a secondary Sammy on this one.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: I'm saying kid Sammy. Kid Sammy?
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: I'm saying drunk Greg. Drunk menace.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: I'm going, I'm going drunk menace.
• 29:32
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: Same.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Drunk adult menace.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Drunk child menace.
• 29:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: Uh, Seabass.
• 29:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, okay.
• 29:41
  Speaker 10: Greg's the easiest one. I don't want to go against it.
• 29:43
  Speaker 10: I don't want to overthink it.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Whose story is this?
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: That's mine.
• 29:46
  Speaker 7: No!
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: But I was not drunk.
• 29:49
  Speaker 9: Are we playing the world's easiest game?
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: I was at the yacht club. I was a little kid.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: It was right after my water polo game.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: I was a little kid. I just got out of lacrosse.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: I fell in the water.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: I dropped all the cups that we were supposed to
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: use on the boat. It was a janky ass sailboat.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: And I had just seen a movie called Orca. And
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: I thought, oh, here I am at the dock of
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: a marina. And I thought there'd be killer whales in it.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: I'm not grabbing these cups. I was like seven or
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: something like that.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: That's how you play, was it a kid or a
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: drunk adult?
• 30:21
  Speaker 10: That's fine.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: 1977. So as a kid, there was no Amazon Prime
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: to watch these terrible movies. Did you actually go and
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: rent it?
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: It might have aired on TV.
• 30:32
  Speaker 9: I went to the bad name.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: I watched it in our home theater.
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: Jaws came out in 1975, so I think I know
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: what their inspiration ripoff was.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, totally.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: How lame, how soft is this?
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: I'm just going to read you this. Direct.
• 30:58
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: Direct.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: As written, breakups are painful enough on their own, but
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: the way we talk about them can make the experience
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: even harder. Phrases like, he got dumped or she got
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: dumped add unnecessary shame to an already emotional situation. The
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: language suggests someone was, quote, thrown away, turning what might
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: simply be a relationship ending into a humiliating personal rejection.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Breakups naturally trigger core emotions like sadness, fear, and anger,
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: which people need to process in order to heal. But
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: when shame gets layered on top, often through harsh wording
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: or social stigma, it can block emotional recovery and lead
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: to damaging thoughts about self-worth.
• 31:46
  Speaker 9: Instead.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: use more neutral language like saying a relationship ended or
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: they broke up, emphasizing that validation and compassion from others
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: and from oneself help people move through loss and begin healing.
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: Did somebody die?
• 32:02
  Speaker 10: Can we just eliminate all humanities from colleges, please? This
• 32:06
  Speaker 10: is what they do.
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: Or should we just eliminate all humanities?
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: Well, this is a version of.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: We need to do a void phrase. He got dumped
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: or she got dumped.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: That's exactly what happened.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, who dumped who? It's a term.
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: Urban campers.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Like you're... If you want to read into it, you can,
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: but you're choosing to read into it.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: When I got dumped, I got thrown in the trash.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 32:25
  Speaker 6: That's how it feels.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: What happened? That's how I told you.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: You're a trash person.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: That's how I told you. I didn't want to be
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: with you anymore.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: He put you in a trash can.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Right. And then I put all this stuff in the
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: trash can.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Good.
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: There you go.
• 32:35
  Speaker 9: I don't know. At what age do you have to
• 32:38
  Speaker 9: be where you just get over things quickly? Like, I
• 32:43
  Speaker 9: get when you're in, like, your 20s and you're a teenager, like,
• 32:46
  Speaker 9: it's the end.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: Of the world. It ruins your life, yeah.
• 32:47
  Speaker 9: But, like, I think by the time you're maybe 30.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Like, dude.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's based on experience. Like, you know, prior experience.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: So certain things hang with you longer than other things, right? Well, yeah.
• 32:59
  Speaker 6: I mean, when you're young, everything heals.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: You're, quote, traumatized more by things, you know, that, you know,
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: open an old wound kind of thing.
• 33:06
  Speaker 9: But it's like, I started thinking, I go, am I
• 33:09
  Speaker 9: dead inside or, like?
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: I know. I know. yeah it sucked.
• 33:13
  Speaker 9: It didn't work out okay yeah what am i what
• 33:17
  Speaker 9: am i doing there's.
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: Got to be a happy medium between this person and
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: the people who consciously uncouple like we gotta just i
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: went the first time i ever heard that phrase the
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: only time was gwyneth paltrow that these are the.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: Same people by the way yeah yeah yeah that's just
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: because that's just rephrasing the same yeah that's the same person.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah The person that wrote that got dumped. Effing
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: deal with it, says the 801.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 33:41
  Speaker 10: Therapy's great. That's what it's called.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know what the exact age is, but you
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: kind of transition from wanting to needing. When you're younger,
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: you think, I need to be in this relationship. And
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: then when you're older, you're like, I want to be
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: in this relationship.
• 33:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah, exactly. That's maturity.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: But I don't need to be.
• 33:54
  Speaker 8: There it is.
• 33:55
  Speaker 9: I want to be with you.
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: I don't need to be with you.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Some people.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Some people act as if they have to have a relationship.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: They cannot be on their own.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: Right. But the older you get. Yeah. It should be.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: You want to be.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: It should be.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It should be. It should be that way. Much
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: like you shouldn't worry.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: These things come out almost like bulletins to society. Like,
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: all right, guys, so we've made an update from now on.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Everybody gather round. U-turns are homophobic now.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: It's like when you're reading things online and I realize
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: that people are trying not to get flagged. But the
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: fact that it would even get flagged in the first place,
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: like unalived.
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a lot of that. People are using that
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: phrase you just said in real life speech now. I
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: catch those words migrating from the internet to real life.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: All the time.
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: The same thing with that is people are like, so anyway,
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: when she got essayed, and I go, she wrote an essay?
• 34:43
  Speaker 10: What am I talking about?
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: What was it?
• 34:44
  Speaker 6: Essayed.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: What is S-A-D?
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: Sexual Assault.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: But you say S-A.
• 34:50
  Speaker 9: Shout out to my essays.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: Holla!
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: Oh, and by the way, Adobe PDFs have gotten a
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: real bad name recently. Oh, right. You can't say pedophile.
• 35:00
  Speaker 10: You're a PDF-ophile.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: PDF-phile.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: I've seen that. I've seen that.
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: You're super into hardcore corn.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: Corn, yeah.
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a big one.
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: It's like when your iPhone corrects you like, oh, man,
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: I really ducked up.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: I sure didn't.
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: But here's the thing, Woody, is all this language, like
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: you said, that comes out as a memo from whatever. OK,
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: first you just laugh it off. But eventually it gets
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: into corporate speak and eventually people will get fired for
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: not using the right and have been fired for not
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: using that kind of language.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, did you just tell, you know, whoever, Greg in sales,
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: that he got dumped?
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 35:34
  Speaker 10: That's aggressive.
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: We're going to have to.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Put a pin in that and talk about that. We're
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: going to have to circle that.
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: Let's address the pain points.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: 877-44-WOODY.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: What a dumb world. If you go out in the
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: hall and test fart and there's no smell, and then
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: you come in here and you fart, do it out loud.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Dude, so I think Greg and I, we have, I
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: think we have the worst memories.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Well, I do.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Well, you for sure. You hold the number one position.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: For sure. You're also a savant in certain ways. You
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: remember everything. I think everybody is.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Everybody's got that one thing, you know, that they are,
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: you know, you could be completely oblivious about certain things,
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: but they're really great on the one thing.
• 36:22
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: How can you remember a song, all the lyrics from
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: like 20 years ago, but you forget why you walk
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: into a room?
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: Every day.
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: Or you're looking for your keys while you're holding them.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: All the time.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: I said that the other day.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: I was upstairs getting ready for bed.
• 36:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh, I got to go downstairs for something.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: So I did.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: To the laundry room, whatever. And so I go downstairs.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Why am I here?
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: I walked into the laundry room. I go, what'd I
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: come down here for?
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Could not remember.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, ugh.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: I went right back upstairs.
• 36:56
  Speaker 9: There's an idiot. There's been some studies on this and
• 37:00
  Speaker 9: they're saying that we're over consuming things where our brain can,
• 37:05
  Speaker 9: I think that we can do like four or five
• 37:06
  Speaker 9: different things.
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: I've been doing that since I was a little kid.
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: And I think it's, it's a shortcut thing that we use.
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: So like, our brains were like, oh, I need to
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: go to the laundry room for something. So your brain
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: remembers that as a shortcut. It then says, okay, we'll
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: worry about what we're going for later.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Get me there and.
• 37:21
  Speaker 10: I'll remember it.
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: There's also something called the doorway effect. Specifically, when you
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: walk into another room through another doorway, your brain resets
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: and you're like, wait, what?
• 37:29
  Speaker 9: It's a different dimension.
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, right.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Let's just break down for, you know, why you can
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: remember like song lyrics from forever ago, but not why
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: you walked in room. They say it's because your brain
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: uses different types of memory. So that's what you're talking about. See,
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: that's right. Like, so lyrics get stored in long term
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: memory and that's strengthened by repetition and emotion and rhythm
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: and just multiple brain systems. We're all working together.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: But everyday crap, like, you know, grabbing something from the
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: other room that relies on that short term working memory,
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: which only holds the small bits of information. Easy to disrupt.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Very.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Like, hey, look at the shiny thing. So when you
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: change locations, your brain resets, and that's what you're talking about.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Resets that thought, causing a blank moment, and psychologists call
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: that Oh, I like that better.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: And then we've.
• 38:16
  Speaker 9: Also learned now the doorway effect.
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: I like roomnesia.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: So just stay where you are and you'll remember better.
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: And you'll never have a problem.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Forgetting why you walked in, not necessarily a sign that
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: your memory's failing, Greg. Because I guess the main point
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: here is no need to go get that MRI just yet.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: But just how your brain organizes what's important and what's temporary.
• 38:34
  Speaker 9: Okay, real quick. You want to play a game?
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 38:36
  Speaker 9: One, two, three. What's the first song lyrics that come
• 38:38
  Speaker 9: to your mind? One, two, three. We built this city.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 38:43
  Speaker 9: We built this city on rock and roll. I don't
• 38:46
  Speaker 9: know why. That's the first one that I thought of.
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: The first one that came to mind was I'm a
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: Barbie girl.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Are you serious?
• 38:51
  Speaker 9: I don't know why.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: Snap the power.
• 38:53
  Speaker 9: Snap the power?
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Look at the grip of the web.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: I snap attack front to back in this thing called rap.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: What is your guilty pleasure song? You can tell us
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: what yours is. Something that I love that song.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: You don't totally want to admit to it.
• 39:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: People would never think that you'd be into that song.
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: That's why it's guilty.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: I'm looking at the list of songs here. I don't
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: know who they belong to. I'm not sure who's guilty pleasure.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: That's our whole game here. Figuring out who's guilty pleasure
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: song this is. So these are all songs I think
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: that everybody will recognize, regardless of whatever you're into.
• 39:42
  Speaker 6: And you'd consider these guilty pleasures because you see the list.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, yeah, it depends on the person.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Because they're all, these are all well-known, these are all,
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: I'm looking, these are all big songs. Here, I'll give you,
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: so here, I'll play the clip, and then you just
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: make your guess for each one, and then we'll go
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: around and find out who it belongs to.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: Got it. All right.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: All right, so the first Guilty Pleasure song, first one here.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Baby, baby, baby, oh, like baby, baby, baby.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: And we can give our reasons and stuff later. But
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: the first one is Justin Bieber, Baby.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: This is back when he.
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: Was like 10, right?
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: I think so.
• 40:34
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: So, whose guilty pleasure song is Justin Bieber's Baby?
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: Are we guessing right now? Don't, not out loud.
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Just write your guess down.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: Got it.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Because then we find out that it eliminates somebody from
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: the other songs, right?
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: See, look how smart you are. Right? Oh, babe. Planned out.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: The next one is Madonna.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: Vogue. Everybody knows that song. Of course. All right. What is...
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: Let's see.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: How about this one? Whose guilty pleasure is this one?
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: This is Air Force One.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: That's our.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Air Force Ones. Like, still kind of, like, not cool.
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: Like dad shoes?
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, total dad shoes.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Are they really?
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: I see them.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Like, when you go into, like, a footlocker or whatever,
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: they got a ton of them. They seem to be
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: really pushing them.
• 41:49
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: To dads.
• 41:50
  Speaker 9: That's why.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: That's why?
• 41:52
  Speaker 9: It's unk status. That's why you'd see.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: Unk status.
• 41:54
  Speaker 9: That's why you see a lot of them. Yeah. Because
• 41:57
  Speaker 9: normally you wouldn't if they were hot, you know?
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 42:00
  Speaker 6: They're not rare.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: It was a hot shoe.
• 42:02
  Speaker 9: I still love them.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: I do like the Air Force Ones, but guess what, guys?
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: I'm a dad. Yep.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: You can.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: You're allowed to.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: What did you say, Greg? There was something we were
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: talking about this recently.
• 42:10
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: We were talking about this with Joe Coy, and I said,
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: I hate it when people try to insult you with
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: a fact. Like, oh, Woody, you're wearing dad shoes. Yeah,
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: you're a dad. Or, wow, Greg, that picture of you
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: and Mario, you look so gay. Okay, wow, I'm gay.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Neat.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: It's not an insult. All right.
• 42:27
  Speaker 8: It's just a fact.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Who's guilty pleasure song?
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: Does this one go?
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Adele.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: This is called Easy on Me.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: All right. I got your guess written down.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: Reluctantly. All right.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, on the text, man, like, I want to read
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: some of these, but we're not, we don't want to,
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: because we don't want to influence anybody's guesses. We want
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: to leave that.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: Pure, see?
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Let's see.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: All right. Next one. Next one.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Who's guilty pleasure song is this?
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: And this is. Cat dolls.
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: Stick with you.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: It's right there. Stick with you. All right, so everybody
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: got their guess written down?
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah. This is really hard, actually. This is so hard.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: You guys are really struggling with this one. Yeah, I
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: got one more.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: Again, the options are going to be Woody, Gina, Greg, Menace, Sammy, Morgan.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: CBass is way too cool to participate in.
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: There was no way that was going to happen.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: Just the coolest.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: All right, here, last one. Whose guilty pleasure song is this?
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Taylor Swift.
• 44:12
  Speaker 8: I have no idea.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: The Fate of Ophelia.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: That's what she said. I think a.
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: Couple of you put in a couple Guilty Pleasure songs.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: What's that?
• 44:37
  Speaker 6: I think a couple people submitted two songs. I'm like,
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: that's got to be that, but that's got to be that.
• 44:43
  Speaker 9: I'm scratching out stuff.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 44:46
  Speaker 8: Now that we hear the final one, I'm reevaluating everything. Wait,
• 44:49
  Speaker 8: that's all of them?
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:52
  Speaker 8: Sammy, did you put one in? There's no Diddy song.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Show of hands. Who's getting?
• 44:58
  Speaker 8: I've been waiting like five minutes to say that.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Good.
• 45:01
  Speaker 9: It's too easy.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: Sit on that one.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: Here, let's give everybody a chance to look at their guesses.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: We'll break and then we'll come back with the answers
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: and give everybody a chance to text over which ones
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: you think you, which one are you most confident on?
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: That last one.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Because I'm not going to ask you to text all
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: six guesses, but of all the things, all those songs
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: that you heard, which one are you the most confident
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: that you know who it belongs to? Text the song
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: and the person it belongs to over to 22987. We
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: will find out who it belongs to next here on
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: Hang on. The Woody Show will be right back. The
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: Woody Show.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Ever got their guesses, their finalized guesses?
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, reluctantly.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: I asked everybody to let Bort know a guilty pleasure song.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: Now, these are all big, big songs.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: But who.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: Who says it's their guilty pleasure? And guesses are kind
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: of all over the place.
• 46:01
  Speaker 9: Our list has crashed out so many times.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: On the text. So we'll just go in the order
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: in which we rolled them out. And the first one
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: is Justin Bieber's Baby. My guess is this belongs to
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: Gina Greb.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Really? Interesting.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Because this doesn't feel like a Gina song at all.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: I think the easy guess is... Would be like a
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Sammy because she would love something like this.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Totally.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: And she wouldn't be guilty about it.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: And she wouldn't feel guilty about it.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: But I don't think Gina would either. That's why I
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: guessed Menace. Menace? I also guessed Menace. That's a good one. Because,
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: you know, he loves JT.
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: Okay. Ludicrous. He loves JB.
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: Now, I guessed Menace and scratched out and put Woody
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: because that is like the farthest thing I could think of.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Woody was up there. The dark horse and all of that.
• 46:47
  Speaker 9: Who'd you guess Menace? I went with the easy one
• 46:48
  Speaker 9: and I picked Sammy.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: Sammy?
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Sammy, who'd you guess?
• 46:51
  Speaker 6: Menace.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 46:52
  Speaker 7: Morgan?
• 46:53
  Speaker 8: I think it's Sammy's.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: Sammy's?
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: All right, who's guilty pleasure song?
• 46:58
  Speaker 6: This is the catchiest song of all time. I can't
• 47:02
  Speaker 6: help it.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: I hate it.
• 47:04
  Speaker 6: It's cool, but it's so catchy.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: I like more the current day Bieber stuff.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's songs I don't hate.
• 47:10
  Speaker 9: I do too.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: Tell me, tell me what you do.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: Tell me, tell me what you do.
• 47:15
  Speaker 9: All about the swag album?
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever that one was like.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: I forget the name of the song.
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: But are you saying Baby Has Never Been Stuck in
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: Your Head?
• 47:23
  Speaker 11: Nope.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 47:25
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, it's super catchy. I love it.
• 47:27
  Speaker 10: It's just one word.
• 47:28
  Speaker 9: It's the best.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Yukon?
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: I know I have, let's see, Justin Bieber.
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: Oh, on your little playlist?
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, see, I got a couple. I like Beauty and
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: a Beat featuring Nicki Minaj. That was a good song. Oh,
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: I remember that. That's good. Let's see. I have on here.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Is it?
• 47:50
  Speaker 8: Love Yourself?
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: I love that song.
• 47:52
  Speaker 8: Oh, got it.
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: Well, because it's Ed Sheeran.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: I think he.
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: Might have written it.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 47:56
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: It's called What Do You Mean?
• 48:02
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 48:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's a good song.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Maybe Justin Bieber was on the song. Maybe it was
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: a DJ and he... I think that sounds right.
• 48:14
  Speaker 9: Oh, you probably think of Jack U with Diplo and Skrillex.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: I forget how it goes.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: Now I know your name.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: What's the name of the song?
• 48:24
  Speaker 9: Jack U, Diplo, Skrillex, Justin Bieber. Just type that in.
• 48:28
  Speaker 9: I'll figure it out.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: All right, next one. Who's guilty pleasure?
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: That was Gina's.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: One for one.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: All right, next one is Madonna... Vogue. My guess is Menace.
• 48:39
  Speaker 6: Really? This has Greg all over it.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Not guilty pleasure, I think.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why would I be guilty?
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: This would go right in with the, hey, I'm gay handbook.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: Right. Especially Vogue.
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: It's a little on the nose.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: I was going with.
• 48:58
  Speaker 9: The easy one and saying Gina, but possibly Woody.
• 49:03
  Speaker 8: I had Gina for this one, too, so now.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but now that's... See, that's thrown off.
• 49:06
  Speaker 8: I can't switch it?
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: No.
• 49:08
  Speaker 7: No.
• 49:08
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: No, your list is... Locked in. You gotta lock in.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: I said Menace.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: Greg.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: Greg. Woody. Woody.
• 49:15
  Speaker 9: I put Gina.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: Gina.
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: Woody.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: Whose guilty pleasure is Madonna Vogue?
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: That is mine.
• 49:20
  Speaker 9: Hello!
• 49:21
  Speaker 8: Are you serious?
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: It is, and here's why.
• 49:23
  Speaker 9: You son of a bitch.
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: I absolutely love that song. I think it's awesome. I
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: think the refrain is, of course, ridiculous. Lyrically, it's ridiculous.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: And I think Madonna, this is the reason I made
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: it my guilty pleasure. She is such a rag. The
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: epitome of a rag. I can't stand her as a person,
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: but this song speaks to you. This song is so dramatic.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: That's the refrain I hate.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm with you. I hate Madonna as a person.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: I hate her whole thing. But man, does she have
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: some bangers.
• 49:51
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: You got so many great songs. Like, I would love
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: to slap her.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah. Well, sexually. Like, hot. Whatever.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: Not as an abuse thing. But God, I love that song.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: Right, Greg? Yeah, exactly. All right. Next one.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: Whose guilty pleasure song is Nelly... Air Force 1. I'd
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: put Sammy.
• 50:10
  Speaker 7: Agreed.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Because I feel like a lot of times when songs
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: like this come up, she's not heard of any of them.
• 50:15
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: Every once in a while, there'll be something. If it
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: was something that was used in a cheer.
• 50:19
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: She'll know it by heart.
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: In a cheer.
• 50:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 50:24
  Speaker 8: Man, I had Greg for this one because usually you're
• 50:26
  Speaker 8: not a hip-hop guy.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's a good guess.
• 50:28
  Speaker 8: But now I do think Sammy's right.
• 50:30
  Speaker 9: Interesting.
• 50:31
  Speaker 6: I said Menace because I don't think in the genre
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: of hip-hop this song is like Cool.
• 50:37
  Speaker 7: It is.
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: This is a banger.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: Is it?
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: I'm going Menace.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: Again, I say Sammy.
• 50:42
  Speaker 6: I say Menace.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: Menace. Sammy. Sammy.
• 50:44
  Speaker 9: I put Sammy, but scratch that and put Woody.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: Woody.
• 50:48
  Speaker 9: Morgan.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: Morgan.
• 50:49
  Speaker 8: I had Greg, so all right.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: Whose guilty pleasure is Nelly?
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: That would be me.
• 50:54
  Speaker 9: Oh, my God.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
• 50:56
  Speaker 8: Love this song.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: Finally.
• 50:58
  Speaker 8: I love Nelly.
• 50:58
  Speaker 6: He just has hits on hits, and Air Force Ones
• 51:01
  Speaker 6: is just the most.
• 51:02
  Speaker 8: Fun song. I love it.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: It is the most fun.
• 51:06
  Speaker 6: Rapping about sneakers?
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: This song on her?
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: All right, all right. So next one was, I believe Adele, right?
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Guilty pleasure. See, this is the one I.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: Put for Greg, right?
• 51:19
  Speaker 9: Same.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: Nah. I put Greg all day. She's one of the
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: only singers who I believe deserves the praise that is
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: heaped on singers. Yeah. You know what I mean?
• 51:31
  Speaker 6: She's a singer.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: Because people fall over singers and just cry. She's the
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: only singer that deserves that praise. Oh, wow.
• 51:38
  Speaker 8: And Miley Cyrus, but yeah.
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: I think this one's Woody, actually.
• 51:41
  Speaker 8: I do, too.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: That would be the most surprising. I put Woody as well.
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: I also put Woody.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: Is that right? I put Woody. Because it's so out
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: of character.
• 51:48
  Speaker 8: Like driving and crying and listening to this.
• 51:51
  Speaker 9: I put Greg, but this could be a Woody song
• 51:52
  Speaker 9: out of nowhere.
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:53
  Speaker 9: That dark horse.
• 51:54
  Speaker 8: I put Greg.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Greg? All right.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: Whose guilty pleasure song is Adele, Easy on Me? Oh, babe,
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: you guys know me. That's mine. Here's the thing. It's
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: got the piano, which, you know, I'm a sucker for
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: a piano, which I never really even thought about that.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: And I'm not an Adele fan, unlike Greg. Just that.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: The other songs from her come on, I go, oh, God,
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: I can't turn it fast enough. I think this is
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: the lyrics. That song I really like. Mine was a
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: toss-up between two different songs, because you know what the
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: other one that was on my guilty pleasure list?
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: What?
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: And you would never guess in a million there.
• 52:32
  Speaker 8: Wow, I love that song.
• 52:37
  Speaker 9: That is surprising.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: Really.
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: That is a Cabernet and Cry song. It sounds very Twilight.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: This puts my butthole on high alert. I'm like... I
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: look out for invasion because it's like, oh my God,
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: this is gay.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: I was that. Yeah. Yeah.
• 52:58
  Speaker 9: Dude, she ended up marrying some guy that worked for
• 53:00
  Speaker 9: our company.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:02
  Speaker 9: But they just got divorced.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: I think. Uh, next one.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Pussycat dog. See?
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: On this one, I changed my vote on this one.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: I put Morgan for this one.
• 53:31
  Speaker 8: But what was your original?
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: See, I was thinking Menace at first, but then I
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: was like, nah, I put Menace for Vogue. But yeah,
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: so I put Morgan for this one.
• 53:42
  Speaker 6: I also put Morgan, but if I could, I would
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: change it to Menace.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: Change it to Menace.
• 53:47
  Speaker 6: But I put Morgan.
• 53:48
  Speaker 9: Back out doing shows.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: I know I'm wrong because we've done some reveals. I
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: put down Gina, but now I'm very confident it's Menace.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: I've never heard that. Menace, your vote.
• 54:00
  Speaker 9: I think Morgan because she's in the age wheelhouse.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 54:05
  Speaker 8: I put Morgan.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: Morgan. All right.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Pussycat Dolls.
• 54:08
  Speaker 6: It's me.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 54:12
  Speaker 8: Pretty good, guys.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Second guessing myself actually turned out right for once. Usually
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: that's where I screw up.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: All right. Good.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: And then the last one, Taylor Swift.
• 54:25
  Speaker 8: I knew it.
• 54:25
  Speaker 7: Menace.
• 54:26
  Speaker 9: I don't know why, but I love this song.
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: And I think there's the science behind it, because she
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: went to these Swedish producers, and the Swedish, they just
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: know how to make.
• 54:40
  Speaker 9: A song just stick in your head.
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: It's their biggest export.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: Formula.
• 54:44
  Speaker 9: And she said this is one of the biggest songs
• 54:46
  Speaker 9: of her career.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: Is that right?
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: You don't know this song?
• 54:49
  Speaker 9: No. I don't know.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: Have you not walked past like a Sephora?
• 54:55
  Speaker 6: I have not.
• 54:56
  Speaker 9: Is your ear open?
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: Nope. No, we don't know it.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: Even walking around the hallway. It's a massive song. They
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: start playing the different radio stations in the building.
• 55:05
  Speaker 9: It gets played constantly.
• 55:06
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: Here's the, this is that Justin Bieber song that I
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: was trying to figure it out. Totally.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: Remember this song? He sang I Need You, I think.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know what he's saying.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: But, yeah, it's Jack U, Skrillex, Diplo, and Justin Bieber.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: Let me get into it here.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: I'm excited.
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: I dig it. I, like, I don't care.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: I don't care.
• 55:39
  Speaker 8: He has good songs with Jaden Smith.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: That's fine.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: I don't care.
• 55:44
  Speaker 9: I don't care.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: That's fine.
• 55:46
  Speaker 7: I don't care.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: I only got two right.
• 55:49
  Speaker 10: I got four.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: I got one, two.
• 55:52
  Speaker 8: Well, count yourself. You got three, right?
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Three.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: I got five.
• 55:55
  Speaker 9: I got three.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: I got one, two, three, four plus my own.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: That's pretty good. You got zero.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: And my confidence, I was going to say maybe one
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: or two.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: We're going to take a break. You got more.
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: What do you show next? Hang on.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: A new health trend is making the rounds on social media.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: Have you guys heard of a fart salad?
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: No.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: Well, we're going in to guess who's gas. Yeah, fart salad.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: This is not like cake farts where people are farting.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: In salads, it's a reference for certain vegetables in the
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: salad known to cause gas.
• 56:37
  Speaker 9: Sammy knows those ones.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so things like broccoli, cabbage, Brussels sprouts, coleslaw mix.
• 56:43
  Speaker 9: All the stuff that Sammy eats.
• 56:45
  Speaker 6: I know, I love Brussels sprouts.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: All these veggies are high in fiber, and that's where
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: the gassy part comes in.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: So rank. Yeah.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: Now, if you don't want it that healthy, no problem.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: Other things that could be used in a fart salad
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: are pasta, cheese, pepperoni, onion, the seasonings and the dressings.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: And so basically, you know, pizza without the lettuce when
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: you think about it.
• 57:05
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: You know, otherwise people are switching up. The main goal
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: of the fart salad, though, is to keep your fiber
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: intake as high as possible. Like, get that fiber.
• 57:13
  Speaker 6: Is there anything more vile sounding than a fart salad?
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: I'll take the fart salad.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 57:20
  Speaker 8: And a fart salad for the table, please.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: Dressing on the side.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: Family size or individual portioned fart salad. Guess whose gas
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: is coming up? Nice. If you want to play, give
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: us a call. 877-44-WOODY. We'll get you lined up. I
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: have an ongoing assignment here on the show. Tell people
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: next time I feel a good one brewing to capture it.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: Send me the recording.
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: So disappointed. I went to the bathroom here at work
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: and I didn't bring my phone with me. And I
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: had probably the record breaker for... longest one really oh
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: such a waste.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: Let me see if i can find the audio there
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: was um there was this is it a police officer
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: this female police officer and she's like looking at herself
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: in the mirror and she just kind of like lifts
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: a leg and just lets it lets it rip yeah
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: here here she is i'll play the audio when we
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: come back but she's in an elevator oh Right.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: And the leg lift is essential.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: She's got that. And what do you hear?
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: What'd she let go?
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: So let me find the audio. Let me get the
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: audio for you.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: And then we'll play.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: Guess who's gas. Now I'll play you the sample. You
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: just have to correctly guess who's gas. It is Woody, Greg, menace, Gina,
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: sea bass, or Morgan. Those are your options. First person
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: to correctly guess whose gas it is will be the winner.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: We'll get you set up with a prize. So if
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: you want to play, call us now here at The
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: Woody Show.
• 58:41
  Speaker 9: All right, so I got the audio.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: This is a female officer. She's standing in an elevator,
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: and she's capturing this one. It's like a guess who's
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: gas assignment, I guess.
• 59:09
  Speaker 7: Probably.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Maybe they did it on the force.
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: That's a weekly meeting.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: Anyway, so this chick, man, she let one rip. Not
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: a bad looking chick either.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: Alright. Alright, here we go. No way.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: And then there's some extra credit here at the end.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: Listen to this.
• 59:38
  Speaker 9: That sounds muddy. Oh, that got wet at the end.
• 59:47
  Speaker 9: There's some stuff coming out.
• 59:50
  Speaker 6: That got juicy.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was warm and wet.
• 59:53
  Speaker 6: I'm worried about her.
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: For the entertainment value of it, real fake don't care.
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: Pretty funny. Damn.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: Guess who's gas? Female officer.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 9: Do you ever lay down in bed and you're like, oh,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 9: I gotta rip one, but then you lift the side
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 9: of your cheek just so it gets a clear way.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: Of hanging out? No, you roll to.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 9: Your side, but then you grab your hand and put
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 9: it on your butt cheek. No, you don't.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: Just me. I'll roll over.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I'll roll over, but then I'll clear the passage.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Why? Why?
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 7: Because.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 9: Because it's less trapped in there.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, if I do fart under the covers, I
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: will air it out.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 9: No one lifts the cheek?
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: No, not the cheek, but I will.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: Lift the sheet and kind of go back and forth.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: Because inevitably when I end up turning to my other
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: side or whatever, then I'll catch a whiff of it
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: later because it's all trapped under there.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, you let it out.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: It's time to play Radio Smoke's immature game. It's time
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: to play Guess Who's Gas. Ongoing homework assignment here. If
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: you work on the Woody show and if you feel
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: one brewing, you capture it. You take that recording that
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: you made of whatever you let loose and you send
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: it to me. I play it here on the air.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: And then you, as the listener, just have to be
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: the first person to correctly identify whose gas is.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: Your options, Woody, Gina, Greg, Menace, Seabass, or Morgan.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: Those are the options. Phones are lit up.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: We go to our first person here.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: And let's say hi to Tanya. Hi, Tanya.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Hi.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 6: Hey.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: What's up? All right.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: So we're going to play Guess Who's Guess. And when
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: you're ready, say hit me.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: Hit me. All right. All right. That's kind of small.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: Kind of small and cute.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 9: A little power behind it.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: A little angry blast there.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 6: Like an angry duckling.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: So guess who's gas. Your options, Woody, Seabass, Gina, Morgan, Greg,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: or Menace.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 7: I want to go with Seabass.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: All right, show me Seabass.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 10: You would never say that. I don't disrespect it, but no,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 10: that's not true.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Tanya.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: Let's go to Mallory. What's up, Mallory?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: Hi, Woody Show.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: I love you.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: We love you, too. We're playing Radio's Most Immature Game.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: Guess who's gas when you're ready. Say, hit me. Hit me.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: Seabass is out. Your options on the table at this point. Woody, Gina, Greg, Menace,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: or Morgan?
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 8: I'm going to say Menace.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: Show me Menace. Oh, my God.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: Menace.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: Was that a lift from the butt cheek part?
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 9: No, that was just, you know, short and sweet.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: But powerful.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 10: Standard.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: That is indeed Menace. Mallory, congratulations. You are the winner
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: on this round of Guess Who's Guess. Hang on one second.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: We'll get all your information, okay? Thank you.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 8: Bye.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 9: Bye.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: Bye.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 6: It sounded like a little mouse or a little duck
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 6: or something that wants to show he's really mad.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: That was a quick one. All right. Let's see. Do that.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: You guys want to do another one? Yes. Of course.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: All right. Guess who's gas? 877-44-Woody. Let's say hi to Jose.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: Hey, Jose.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: Hey, Jose. Hey, how are you guys?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: We're doing great. All right, so we're playing Guess Who's Gas.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: Everybody's back on the table.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: Guess who's gas. When you're ready, say, hit me.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 10: Hit me. I like the tonality of that.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah, me too. The whistle in it.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: Very warbly. All right, so your options are Woody, Gina, Greg, Menace, Seabass,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: or Morgan. Guess who's gas.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: That has to be Greg.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: Show me Greg Gorey.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: It is not Greg, but thank you for listening. Let's
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: say hi to Rylan. Hey, Rylan.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 6: Hello.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: Hi. All right, so it's guess who's gas. When you're ready, say,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: hit me.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 12: Hit me.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 6: That end is so squeaky.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: It almost sounds electrical, like an arcing wire.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: So it is not Greg Gorey.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 9: No.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: Greg's been guessed twice already. So your options are Woody, Gina- Menace, Seabass,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: or Morgan. Guess who's gas.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 7: Is it Seabass?
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: Show me Seabass.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: Nope. It is not Seabass.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 10: Respectable, but I wouldn't submit that.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: Say hi to Michelle.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: Hey, Michelle.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 12: Hi.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 7: Hi.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 8: Oh my God, I'm so excited.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: It's Radio's most immature game. Texting over to 22987801 says, seriously,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: the dumbest effing segment.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: Really? I thought it was highbrow. Don't be mad. Be happy.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 9: I thought it was elite.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: All right, here we go. When you're ready, say hit me.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 9: Hit me.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: Your options are Woody, Gina, Menace, or Morgan. Guess who's gas.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 11: I feel this is more like Gina.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: Show me Gina Grad.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow. I appreciate it. Yeah, it is not Gina Grad,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: but thank you for listening.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: Let's say hi to Lana.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: It's Lena, but hi. Hey, Lena.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: All right, so Lena, guess who's gas when you're ready.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: Say hit me.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 10: Hit me.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: We're getting down to it. Your options are Woody, Menace,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: or Gina. Woody, Menace, or Morgan.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 7: I'm going to go with my girl Morgan.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: Show me Morgan Cook. I was hoping that was me.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 6: The end was so squeaky.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 8: Did I put a note on what I ate with
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 8: that one?
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: You did not.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 6: Oh, man, I can't remember.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, protein and.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, a lot of eggs.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: The broccoli but be forceful. Asparagus, yeah. Woman power. Wow,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: you're gross.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 8: Wow, so good it sounds fake.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: All right, well, Lena, congratulations.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: Another winner on Guess Who's Dance.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 6: Congratulations.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: Thank you for listening. Appreciate you.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: Hang on one second, okay?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 6: Thank you, guys.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: Love you.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: Love you. Bye.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 6: Somebody said, F the people who hate it. My four-year-old
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 6: loves it. Oh, yeah.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: It's big with the elementary school crowd.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: It's huge.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: Well, thank you, everybody, for your guesses. Thank you to
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: everybody on staff who constantly submits their questions. Their homework.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: Thanks for doing your homework.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: It's rough.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 8: Dream job.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: We're going to take a quick break. Right.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: You just got paid to do that.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 8: Can you believe it?
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: I can't.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: But it's part of the job.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: Welcome back.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Hoy.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: After Hours Voicemails, 877-44-WOODY. That's 877-44-WOODY. Did you see the
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: video that I posted over the weekend? Morgan, that little
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: girl who's like a badass fighting chick. She's like, I
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: don't know, six?
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 8: She's got to be, right? I don't know Kate's age.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: She's tiny.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: And she's fighting?
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: But she's an ass kicker. She's kicking all these boys' asses. Like,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: and it's, you know, like organized, you know, kids.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, not street fighting.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right, exactly.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I wish I would have started at that age.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 8: I'd be pretty good by.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: Now, huh?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: Man, and she looks... She looks like she's vicious, man.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: She's got these kids in chokeholds and stuff. I was surprised.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: I didn't realize that you could sign kids up for
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: full content where you're punching other kids in the face.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 8: They have competitions, too.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: Kid fights. Beat kids.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 9: Julianne, who used to work on the show, her daughter
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 9: did wrestling. and she was taken down like.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah wrestling's different like this is like full on almost
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: like MMA yeah striking yeah wow yeah she's striking that's
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: bad for your brain.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah and then if you look at Thailand they have
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 8: a lot of kids fighting out there oh yeah it's
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 8: questionable they have like.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 9: Little kids training like adults yeah in fighting in Thailand.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: But I don't know yeah look at this look at
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: this chick Greg watch this girl I.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: Mean she's so tiny yeah she's tiny she's like Six, maybe. Wow,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: good blow to the face.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: And she's whipping ass.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, she's not giving up. And these little boys get
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: up and they're crying.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 9: I thought they would have headgear.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: No mercy. That's what I'm talking about.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 8: Hey, does that exist in this dojo?
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 9: Does it?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: She knows what she's doing.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: So kids can kick each other's asses like this, but
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: we can't get some kind of exhibition.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 6: I love that the reps are on their knees because
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 6: everyone's a little... Got toddlers.
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  Speaker 10: It's a good way of avoid having to pay for college. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: After Hours voicemail. Going back to your fight, people still
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  Speaker 2: sending you love and support.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god Morgan your fight was so awesome my
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 6: god you were.
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  Speaker 8: So good dude we watched.
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  Speaker 6: Your fight my partner will not say anything he's sitting
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  Speaker 6: here being a patty pants but that was amazing dude
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  Speaker 6: you fought.
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  Speaker 5: Your ass off that was so cool I love it
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  Speaker 5: you did so amazing I don't know how you didn't
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  Speaker 5: win that fight that was.
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  Speaker 2: Ridiculous yeah i lost it yeah yeah that's all right
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  Speaker 2: but thank you thank you yeah that's all right uh
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  Speaker 2: 877 44 woody hey woody.
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  Speaker 12: So i have a kind of a unique angle i
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 12: guess or a hot take on the whole roommate drama
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  Speaker 12: i honestly i kind of feel like it's woody's fault
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  Speaker 12: i think that people at the point morgan and say
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  Speaker 12: she brought up so much stuff on the on the
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 12: show and that stuff that wasn't necessary i kind of
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  Speaker 12: exposing the roommate drama stuff that they could have just
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 12: handled on their own.
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  Speaker 3: But I think people.
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  Speaker 12: Forget that you're always opening the door and inviting Morgan
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  Speaker 12: out to share and kind of picking for more dirt
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  Speaker 12: you can use. I kind of want to call Woody
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  Speaker 12: on this. No one else has really asked. You know,
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  Speaker 12: you're not asking men if, hey, what's the last thing
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  Speaker 12: you and your wife thought about this week? But you
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 12: were asking Morgan, and Morgan's an open book. You know,
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  Speaker 12: you can ask Morgan anything.
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  Speaker 3: She'll tell you. You know it.
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  Speaker 10: So I kind of, I don't know.
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  Speaker 12: Woody, you got some answers to do, man.
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  Speaker 1: Bye.
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  Speaker 2: I'll give you all the answers that you want. I
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: was told, hey, I got some news to share. And
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: she went on the air and shared how she and
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: Tyler were roommates. And so that opened the door to
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: a bunch of questions from everybody. And then she was
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: goofing on them with all the, you know, toys and
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: everything else. Then there was all the other things that happened.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And those were things that that came up and there
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: were updates to it that, you know, were brought up.
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  Speaker 2: It's my job as the host of the show when
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: I know that when somebody goes, oh, I have something
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  Speaker 2: to share. For me to set them up, that's my
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: job as the host.
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  Speaker 10: You could have said, hey, it's none of my business.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 9: That's my job as the host. That's not good content.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 8: And when you have two people working on the same
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 8: show living together, that's pretty rare. So, I mean, it's
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  Speaker 8: going to get talked about.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then once it was out there, man, people, they
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: were into it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: Like that show that you watch. What's the show that
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: you love?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 9: Love on the Spectrum?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: Love on the Spectrum. You should hear these two. No,
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying whatever's going on.
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  Speaker 6: Morgan knows it too.
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  Speaker 8: My life is just so entertaining, I guess. But yes,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 8: Love on the Spectrum is much more entertaining, I think.
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  Speaker 6: Interesting, interesting.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, per se.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 6: Per se.
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  Speaker 2: After Hours voicemail.
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  Speaker 10: Holy cow.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 12: Thank you for recommending Love Trapped.
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  Speaker 7: Holy crap.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 8: This story is insane.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 6: I know Joker had binged through it.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: Throughout this whole weekend. All right, so that's the show
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: about that woman that faked the pregnancy, right?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 6: Laura Owens. And I was just telling Greg.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to be confused with Love on the Spectrum.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: This is Love Trapped.
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  Speaker 9: Very different.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 6: Love Trapped. What did you call it? A docu-pod?
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: A podumentary.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 7: Podumentary.
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  Speaker 3: Not my term. I heard it a couple times more recently.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like because there's a bunch of these podcasts
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  Speaker 2: that are audio versions of documentaries.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: And so they're trying to, like, combine documentary with pod.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: I think the first big one was the Richard Simmons one.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 9: Oh, that was a great one.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 6: Missing Richard.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 6: But this one is still going because she's. Oh, I
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 6: don't want to spoil it, but let's just say it's ongoing.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 6: And it sounds like there'll be many more episodes.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 8: My husband is super annoyed with me because I constantly
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 8: have an ear pod in my ear.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 6: I love it.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much for talking about on the show.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 12: It's a wild story, but I'm also a true crime
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 12: podcast lover. So appreciate you.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 8: Love you guys.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 12: Bye.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: You bitches love this real drama. Interesting though.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 6: Cause wouldn't you think that true crime was more of
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 6: like a dude thing?
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 10: Well, the commission of the crime is the dude thing.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: It's always the husband.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: That's the action.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 10: The bank robbery.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 9: The heist.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 10: All that stuff's the dude stuff. It's the deconstruction and
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 10: the interpersonal stuff.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 9: There's so much talking about it.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 6: It's like love trapped. It doesn't have to be murder.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 6: It can be any crime.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 9: Fraud.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly. There's some good catfishing. That's the good stuff.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: I haven't gotten into the... I want to listen to
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: more podcasts. But it's another one of those, every time
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  Speaker 2: I put one on, I fall asleep.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: And then I can't remember where I left off. And
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: this one you've been listening to for a long time,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: and it's still going.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's still going because she's still being questioned.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 9: Let's put it that way.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 6: I don't want to give it away.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: And people go, oh, listen to podcasts in the car.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: And I go, okay, but that's where I get my
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: phone calls in. Because otherwise I'm stuck picking phone calls.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to use my time wisely.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: Or dead silence. One or the other.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, those are your choices.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: Silence is pretty great. Imagine enjoying silence that much.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: Oh, I do.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 6: You never listen to nothing?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: In the car?
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: If it's silent for two seconds, I go crazy. Really? Yeah.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 6: I never understood in like cast way, like, yeah, like
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 6: he's going to talk to a volleyball. I get it though,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 6: because if it's quiet in the car, I will start
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 6: talking out loud to myself.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 9: The only time I listen to podcasts are on long
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 9: car rides. I love it.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 6: Who doesn't want to hear a story?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 9: I do long car rides weekly, so I do listen
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  Speaker 9: to a lot of podcasts, but if it's a short
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 9: trip or it's at home, I don't listen.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 6: It's just, it's a great way to pass the time.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: There used to be a saying, you know, opinions are
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: like a-holes. Everybody's got one. Now it's podcasts are like a-holes.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 6: Everybody's got one.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: Everybody's got one.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's like 3 million.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: Saying I'm a podcaster is like saying I'm an influencer. Exactly.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 9: But to have longevity, there's so many that they do
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 9: a couple podcasts and then they fall off. So you'll
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 9: see there's a list of hundreds of thousands, but they
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 9: only have like a couple episodes because they're like, oh, wait,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 9: It's actual work.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: People realize that there's actually work to it.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 10: I'm not making any money.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 9: Oh, wait, what? I have to edit it and put
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 9: it together and upload it?
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: No, I'm out. 877-44-WOODY. That's the phone number here. You
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: can send us a text over to 22987. More Woody shows.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: Don't go anywhere. The Woody Show will be right back.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: Insensitivity training. Well, it's time to wrap this one up. Pre-Friday. North.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: In the books. Full show podcast. Just go to thewoodyshow.com
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: or wherever you like to get your podcasts and get
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: caught up there.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: Hey, good news.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: Tomorrow, everybody, is Friday 8.
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  Speaker 6: Can't wait.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: I'm psyched, too. Get the week over with. Anything you
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: got for us in the meantime, you can leave on
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: the After Hours voicemail. That number is 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: Greg Gorey.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 7: Woody.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: Parting words of wisdom, please.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the average serving size in a bag of chips
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: is 15 chips, which is just enough chips to eat. Ah, sorry.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it is.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: You can eat that.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 9: Good one, Greg.
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  Speaker 3: Nailed it.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 8: Never thought of it that way. I.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: Do we leave it as is?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 9: Do you want to try it again?
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: Because I'm ready to go home.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: The average serving size in a bag of chips is
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: 15 chips, which is just enough chips to eat while
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: you decide if you want to eat chips.
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  Speaker 9: There you go.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 6: That's true.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 8: FML.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: could chuck wood?
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: That's how it was supposed to sound.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: But FML. FML.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: All right, thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: You're welcome.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much for giving The Woody Show some
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: of your valuable time this morning. You know we love
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: and appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: can suck it. Catch you back here on Friday. Have
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: a great day. SMD double M.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: I quit this bitch.