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Show #207.5 Warming Up with Duffy and MidnightSmoke · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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Because fuck you. That's why it's a founding member of the Odd Pods Media
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Network. It's as nice as it would be to have like a computer or
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a bigger tablet or something like that. Honestly, the next logical step up
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for what we would need, not well, not really need, but we
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would want because we could get a road with just this and be fine forever.
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And it's it functions the same. It's just it's a touchscreen instead of
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buttons, which which can be you individually adjusted via the touchscreen like any but
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but still anything physical, especially when you're in a medium like this where you
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have this much technology spread out and there's a lot of technology just on this
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table. There's a ton of technology here. Yeah, and the slipping your
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finger barely touching it a wire touching, it can activate those where is this
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ship a wire touching? This is rarely going to activate any of these buttons
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and ship, you know, but then it could. But that's the only
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reason I like this too, because it has the slider so I can mute
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motherfuckers like right away and ship. I fucking love that ship, all right.
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Do you want to give me sound Bard test please? One second?
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I gotta add sound. Oh never mind, I wasn't aware. Just give
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me just a second, let me give you room. I gotta get you
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an extension. I'm just trying to add some okay hair, try a short
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teab is a bitch, that's true. Alright, hold on, it's like
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all I'm gonna move your headset so if you want to get off for a
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second. So I don't think laughters. Honestly, I'm always I'm in the
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I'm in the fucking camp that adding can like physically adding can laughter like adding
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cheering is one thing, but adding canned laughter to a joke feels so horribly
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forced. I don't like it either. I don't like it at all.
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I like it in a joke context. It's hilarious skits and ship and that,
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And only in that context would I ever leave it on the board laughter.
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Otherwise I would never add laughter behind every joke we make because it would
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make no fucking It would ruin the joke. It's like, yeah, like,
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use it to make fun if somebody made up, if somebody made a
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bad joke, you use it to save that person, because then it's funny
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because then you played the fucking soundboard laughter on that and be like, oh,
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that's not cool. You played canned laughter. That's fucked up. You
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gave me an artificial laugh track. You sun him a bit. Crowd cheer,
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crowd boo funny enough. As much as I feel like canned laughed and
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and uh oh yeah, careful there, I forgot that was not wrong like
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the other one was. Yeah, as much as I feel like crickets and
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can laugh can be a little when, especially when force can be really fucking
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bad, I feel like crowd boo still has its uses in terms of like
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because it can add to the laughter. Because usually when someone says something along
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the lines like purposely says something negative like oh and everybody knows that that's against
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the rules, and you go crowd boo because it works because boom yeah yeah,
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speaking words, how do I speak words? Do? Is? You
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take a book off my bookshelf, You take a page from any one of
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them, you just read it. There's at least, oh, there's gotta
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be on my bookshelf in terms of pages. Really, there's got to be
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at least over one hundred thousand pages. Oh yeah, straw the straw trek.
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Yeah, I've left my metal strolls upstairs as the hissing exhale as part
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of your vocal warm up routine. Try out this next breathing exercise. Start
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by inhaling for an amount of time you feel comfortable with, and then when
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you add exhale, produce a hissing sound. Each time you do the hissing
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excel, switch up the amount of time you're inhaling and hissing. Am going
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to go longer with each hissuntil you find yourself beginning to run out of air?
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Okay, turn into steaky snakes. It's called the ex it's called the
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hissing exhale, but it's really the sneaky snake routine. Uh. The sounds
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of the rainforest. Here you can hear yet another rainfall. It's over,
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much like the rainforest weather. It changes on a diem and there it goes
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again. It is once again raining in the rain forest. It's done.
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You know, at this point you already have to ask yourself, why ever
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go here? Why ever come to the rainforest. It's already so wet,
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and it's one of things that want to eat you. It's awesome, Nice
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dude, I just made my longs tired and cold. Yeah, no,
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I'm tired and I want to blanket. Fuck man, I was just tired
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to want to do ship. Oh man, I'm not laying on the floor.
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That Vocal humming and lip trill trum rolls are always useful, all right.
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Performing a loose and gentle modern modulating hum is a nice way to easier
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facial muscles and will as well as create space for resonant sound humming and lip
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ye going, which in turn helps restore your vocal tone quality after sleeping for
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several hours. These are ideal to carry out as you start your day.
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Trills. I'm thinking like YouTube video naturally arms out. Oh, it's so
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that you can get the it's the group and the collar. Yeah, it's
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really it's between like yeah, it's for cheers. It's for like getting people
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like chorus singers. It's like six after noon is a you know. I
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sent the messager Watch said noonsh Originally when we did this, we can.
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I just wanted to make sure we weren't like no, I just messaged him
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to so like he he can show up whenever he wants. He's got till
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to today. It's whenever you want, man. But yeah, I wanted
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to make sure we weren't sitting around, fucking around not paying attention looking at
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tongue twisters like assholes and is two human to human is to be a douchebag.
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Well we can do these. These are all the yeah, the actual,
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like I don't original twisters. So the first one is Peter Piper picked
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a peckup. Jesus Christ, I fucked it up. Peter Piper picked a
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peck of pickled peppers. I like how it breaks it down for you,
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like this tongue twister meant to employ a lot of plassive peace sound plassive plassiven
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know plasi was a fucking word. Oh god, what does it mean.
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I'm a meant. I'm sure it meant to like to not a nunciate,
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but like pla like to like you know how you and like you when you
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say a tea sound you say you know you don't go to a so slow.
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, emphasizing emphasize, emphasizing yeah,
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emphasize, emphasizing that's how it's funny emphasized. Peter Piper picked a peck
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of pickled peppers, and then gradually increases season. Peter Piper picked a peck
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of pickled peppers. Nice. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
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Peter Piper pick up. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickle peppers. And
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it's hard to pick. Wanted to say, past I said pickle instead of
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pickled. It's hard. Just like so I'm displexing Piper reading anything as impossible
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for me. You got to hear it. Yeah, which is funny since
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I have a fucking bookcase full of books, full of books and thinks that
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he's right half of them backwards. Peter Piper picked a peckup pickle peppers.
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Let's let's move on to the second one. Oh yeah, that that's the
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second one. Surely would be way easier. How much wood would a wood
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would chuck? Wait, that's different. How much wood would a wood chuck?
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Chuck? That's it, that's it. How much wood would chuck chuck?
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Oh, just the first part of it. That's so simple because like
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where we're from, in like the western New York, if we would chuck,
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we got Yeah, so we always like and from chi like I learned
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this from a the when I was a child. Dude, Like maybe,
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well, I mean, look at the third one I'm or even the fourth
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one. I don't think. Yeah, I don't think half of them are
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not all of them. But it's is just a warm up to that.
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Yeah, it's not the full, it's not the full. Would would Chuck
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Chuck? How much wood would would would Chuck Chuck? How much would would
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would Chuck Chuck? How much wood would would Chuck Chuck? Okay, now
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let's do the whole one. How much would would wood Chuck Chuck? If
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wood Chuck could Chuck would how much wood would would Chuck Chuck? If it
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would Chuck could Chuck? Would kick? Ask that one because we've done that.
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So the Twister is filled with w and sounds and watch watch. I
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want to be easier to just go to watch great for mastering rhythm and vocal
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flexibility. I could see that that makes sense. Keep a consistent rhythm as
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you go through each iteration. Yeah, yeah, that's pretty much how it
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works. Because it's a good one. It really doesn't get into it.
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It doesn't get difficult to like the second part, and it's more like remembering
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She sells Seashells by the Sea Shore. An array of s or yes,
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And I had with she WHI was younger. I didn't really have a speech
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problem, but she speak fast. Well, we're from New York, we
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speak fast by default, and but I always always have and then I don't.
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I don't know why, because it's worse when you're in the city.
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Yeah, by the way, so I was interested with this. She sells
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seashells by the sea Shore. She sells she sells shells. She sells seashells
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by the sea shore. She sells seashells by the sea Shore. She sells
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seashells by the seashore. Perfect for practicing sibilant sibilant sounds, sibilant sibilant sounds
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and tongue control. Yeah, I can see that. Uh, focus on
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clean ransitions between this and sounds. So yeah, you gotta go sells see
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shells by the sea shore. Yeah, she sells sea shells by the sea
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shore. Yeah. It's way easier when you make the clean between each word
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and actually identify each one. Yeah. Actually, wow, you're gonna be
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coughinge here. A proper copper coffee pot. A proper copper coffee pot.
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I've never heard this. A proper copper coffee pot. A proper copper poppy.
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A proper copper coffee pot. I like it because it kind of goes
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woo, you're going up and down. A proper copper coffee pot features a
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variety of consonant transitions, but yes, it does useful for practicing consonant transitions
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and breadth control. A proper copper coffee pot. A proper copper coffee pot.
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Proper coffee does. It's kind of cool. It's only like five words
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long. Proper copper coffee A proper copper coffee pot. This is working fine.
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I like this ship. That's fun. Take a deep take deep breaths,
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and articulate each word clearly. You do you do? You? Copper
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copper coffee pot. A proper copper coffee pot. A proper copper coffee pot.
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Proper copper coffee pot. Copper coppers at fun to say, it's a
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new one. Who I'm gonna write this down, so don't saving the website.
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Okay, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna put this in a discord
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because that one's just kind of fun to put it somewhere, A proper copper
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coffee pot, that is. I'll send it to us. I wonder they're
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gonnap. We'll have to revisit this sometime and be like where these coming from?
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These are awesome and weird. Alright, listen, go ahead, Oh
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my god, ahead, try the fusses man. Okay. And the inter
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funny thing is when I was younger to my sister had a speech impediment you
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get, and I can't pronounce my urs with without forcibly pronounce it. It
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was ours are actually is right, man, I guess because it's it's just
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so easy to just say white instead of right. Yeah, like instead of
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rolling your tongue like that's the thing I was always it It's just never it
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was just too lazy to roll my tongue to say the word correctly, especially
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if you know, didn't do it starting off. Yeah, all right,
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So this one. Then you sound like I'm a fun Yeah. Six slippery
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snails slid slightly. Jesus, six slippery snails slid slightly, oh silently,
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oh silently? Oh see the fucking cu Yeah sorry, Oh my god,
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it's contagious. Is there condigerous or osmosis? I'm not sure? Uh?
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Six slippery snails slid silently. Six slippery snails slid silently. Six slippery snails
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slid silent. Six slippery snail slid slilent. Six slylent snails sid damn fucker.
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Six slippery snail slid silently. A literation of S and s l sound
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so and slip you sued. Benefits include enhancing alliteration in smooth transitions. Yeah,
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alliteration is fun. Yeah, this is maintain a steady pace and focus
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on smooth. Six slippery snails slid silently. Six slippery snails slid silently.
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This is fucking fun, all right? Interesting? Oh my god. The
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next one it's like double of the other ones, like this one, stupid,
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mad, long, fucking all I could think of is fucking chowder.
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Uh, fre fed burger, fred fed ted bread and ted fed bread bread.
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What the fun? This next seems like a doctor soush rhyme. Right,
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Fred fed ted bread and ted Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll get
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it right Fred Damn Fred fed ted bread and ted fed bread bread. Damn
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it, fucker no, I can't. You did it? You just you
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just got confused at the end. There, Fred fed ted bread and ted
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fed fred bread. It's so hard, fred fa tad ted bread and ted
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fed fred bread. What this tongue twister incorporates a mix of foot and sounds.
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Fred excellent for practicing constant consonant transitions, rhythm and vocal dexterity. I
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must have really good vocal dexterity. Also Fred fed I did have to go
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to but I also read a ton of like HP Lovecraft and it's all made
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up fucking words. So Fred fed ted bread and ted fed bread fred bread.
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And I also was a big fan of doctor SEUs Fred fed ted bread
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and head fed fred bread. Damn, that's fucking Fred fed ted bread and
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ted fed bread bread. Focus on the quick shifts from and aiming for crisp
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clear articulations. So difficult. So Fred fed ted bread and ted fed fred
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bread. And then finally, yeah, I think uh Betty Botter bought some
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butter. WHOA, let me just check something. I'm talking babes, bitches
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and buttane anything, all right, so let know it is blunts, bitches
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and butane. That was Blue's bitches and beauty, blunts, bitches and bute
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that. Betty Butter bought some butter. Betty Botter bought some butter. Betty
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Botter bought some butter. Betty Batter bought some butter. Betty Batter butt some
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bud. Betty Boter bought some butter. This one's fun too. Is not
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as fun as the other one. Yeah, but it's still funny because swat.
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I think it's because it's simpler. Yeah, a mixture of beat and
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sounds. But Betty Botter bought some butter. Enhance his lip and tongue,
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dexterity and enunciate and the test sounds crisply. Bet T but Oh, Betty
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Butter bought some butter. Betty Potter bought some butter. Betty but Butter robots,
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Betty Butter, but butter, you keep skipping some? Oh did I?
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Yeah, Betty Butter bought some butter. Yeah, Betty, but butter,
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fucking aliens like your little green aliens. Betty Matter butterle mater, but
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butter. Anyways, what is the conclusion there? The conclusion is conclusion is
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you're all that jobs. I'm just saying that by incorporating tongue twisters in your
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warm routine, it actually is fun diversion as well as a good way of
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vocal mastery. So we would like to say We've got this information from C.
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C. Sammy light Foot, celebrity vocal coach, entrepreneur, and champion
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of creativity quote unquote their website because we just we just looked for some ship.
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This is what they said. I feel that actually doing that it did
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help like wake everything up vocally for me right now, like I'm ready to
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fucking talk and ship copper copper coffee pot. But yeah, that was fun.
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So uh, that was it. We did some vocal exercises. I
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hope you had some fun doing those with us, and I hope your mouth
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is ready for the rest of today. All right, Bye,