Latest / Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast / FULL SHOW: We found ben a modelling job!
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- 0:00Speaker 1: This Gentleman Being podcast brought to you by Hello Fresh,
- 0:03Speaker 1: the Experts and Tastes that Kiwi's.
- 0:05Speaker 2: Laying out with you another cold morning, Megan.
- 0:07Speaker 3: Yeah, nippy, although we say that at the.
- 0:10Speaker 1: Top of the Yeah, you can't complain when you're up
- 0:13Speaker 1: towards the top of the North Island because of the
- 0:15Speaker 1: South Island.
- 0:16Speaker 2: Jeez.
- 0:17Speaker 3: I mean we're always surprised, wh aren't we. It's July.
- 0:19Speaker 3: That's what happens in winter.
- 0:21Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like, I do prefer the winter clothing to
- 0:24Speaker 4: the summer clothing, do you. Yeah, I find like your
- 0:27Speaker 4: lovely jacket you've got on today.
- 0:28Speaker 3: Yeah, wearing a yetti today.
- 0:30Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it looks not but you can wear it
- 0:32Speaker 2: in the middle of January.
- 0:32Speaker 3: It's true.
- 0:33Speaker 5: I like autumn because you can kind of like layer
- 0:36Speaker 5: it up, but you don't have to be puffer jacket
- 0:38Speaker 5: of both.
- 0:38Speaker 2: Yeah, and nice in between.
- 0:40Speaker 1: I got into a conversation yesterday because you know, kids
- 0:42Speaker 1: these days there they're pretty onto it, right, so, you know,
- 0:45Speaker 1: through the world of social media, and one of my
- 0:47Speaker 1: daughters was asking me about, you know, a conversation, dear
- 0:50Speaker 1: in my heart Lebron James. She started asking me about
- 0:52Speaker 1: Lebron James and his son. So, Lebron James, we all
- 0:55Speaker 1: know a great basketball player, but her son is now
- 0:57Speaker 1: going to be in the NBA with Lebron James.
- 0:59Speaker 4: Nepotism, and it's like, you couldn't get more luck. I
- 1:02Speaker 4: took Probably only the better it would have been Donald
- 1:05Speaker 4: Trump maybe when he managed to get all his white
- 1:07Speaker 4: family into the White House.
- 1:08Speaker 2: That's a pretty cool moment for that. Amazing.
- 1:10Speaker 1: This is going to be Lebron's last season next Yeah,
- 1:13Speaker 1: signed for two more years. They reckon so Yeah, and
- 1:16Speaker 1: he's thirty nine years old, turning forty next year.
- 1:18Speaker 2: When he saw the crime of his life.
- 1:20Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know, that's pretty cool. I mean, there's
- 1:22Speaker 1: all lots of funny memes scenes that came out. I
- 1:24Speaker 1: think I see you one saying that already. There's the
- 1:26Speaker 1: rumors that were Lebron James sleeping with the teammate's mum.
- 1:32Speaker 4: Fire issue too, but with the father son combo on
- 1:35Speaker 4: the basket. You know what it's like when you're with
- 1:36Speaker 4: your dad. Yeah, your dad just wants to pass on advice.
- 1:39Speaker 2: You should dad or Lebron or what said those environments.
- 1:45Speaker 3: Be on the same team.
- 1:46Speaker 2: Yeah, the same team he's been drafted on the same team.
- 1:49Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, were you asking for the boy? You're like, dad.
- 1:52Speaker 4: Sleep, Yeah, And that'd be the first time in NBA
- 1:55Speaker 4: history is that her father son have played on the
- 1:57Speaker 4: same time. I think so, which is in sports history. Short,
- 2:00Speaker 4: it's pretty it's pretty it's pretty cool.
- 2:01Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 2:02Speaker 1: I think maybe in baseball maybe like Ken griff or
- 2:05Speaker 1: something like that might have been one season crossover. But
- 2:08Speaker 1: I was explaining it to my daughter saying it's pretty rare,
- 2:10Speaker 1: you know, for thirty nine. And she was saying, why
- 2:12Speaker 1: don't she's like thirty nights all that, you know.
- 2:15Speaker 2: She's like, I doesn't say that, Oh, why athlete? Yeah,
- 2:17Speaker 2: what athletes?
- 2:19Speaker 1: And I was like, for an athlete, that's quite old,
- 2:20Speaker 1: you know, like your body starts not to be as good.
- 2:23Speaker 2: As it was.
- 2:23Speaker 4: Well, then is that sort of twenty plus years in
- 2:25Speaker 4: the sport? Yeah, thinking you've started at eighteen nineteen seemi professionally.
- 2:29Speaker 1: And she and then she went, well, how come you
- 2:31Speaker 1: guys are still doing radio.
- 2:34Speaker 2: I was like, well, that's slightly different, so co bearing
- 2:38Speaker 2: about it. We should be on the way I perform.
- 2:43Speaker 2: It's very rare for an athlete to be doing at
- 2:45Speaker 2: that age. Just what why are you still doing radio?
- 2:48Speaker 1: So anyway, it's turned from like a good conversation to
- 2:50Speaker 1: our conversation where I'm like, oh.
- 2:52Speaker 4: And the advantage of doing radio over sort of a
- 2:54Speaker 4: thirty or forty year period as you could start forming
- 2:56Speaker 4: very controversial opinions and end up on the retirement.
- 2:59Speaker 2: Village of the topic station, you know, different phases.
- 3:03Speaker 6: The hits that Johan ben podcast.
- 3:05Speaker 2: Tumbled across an interview. I was flipped onto a channel
- 3:08Speaker 2: they were interviewing dog Roll who's the new captain Scot.
- 3:12Speaker 2: You should see the size of dog Rolls thighs enormous.
- 3:16Speaker 2: He's being interviewed in shorts, enormous.
- 3:18Speaker 3: That's why they call him dog Row.
- 3:20Speaker 2: I think you tackle those two dog roles as they
- 3:24Speaker 2: coming towards you.
- 3:25Speaker 4: You just don't think how big athletes are until you
- 3:28Speaker 4: actually sort of see them, do you. This just sounds
- 3:31Speaker 4: like the world's most stupid time. You know, you're like
- 3:34Speaker 4: the warriors and you're on the ground and you see
- 3:35Speaker 4: them on the field, You're like, these people are enormous. Yeah,
- 3:38Speaker 4: it doesn't do them any justice on the TV.
- 3:40Speaker 2: And he's dirty too, and it seems like a like a.
- 3:43Speaker 3: Man you guys thirsting over him.
- 3:47Speaker 4: Yeah, dog, roll would look after you throw you around
- 3:50Speaker 4: the place with me.
- 3:51Speaker 2: Yeah, who's like Travis Kelsey, isn't he dog? Yeah.
- 3:56Speaker 1: Now, yesterday I mentioned the comments that my daughter said,
- 3:59Speaker 1: because there's lots of posters around cities and towns around
- 4:02Speaker 1: New Zealow. My daughter saw one said you look like
- 4:04Speaker 1: a model. I was like, oh wow, that's awesome. She's like,
- 4:07Speaker 1: you're one of those models for like kmart or a
- 4:09Speaker 1: catalog or something. Yeah, And then we actually just again
- 4:12Speaker 1: I disrespect the people that do that, but I was like,
- 4:14Speaker 1: I was exmagining something else when she said you look
- 4:17Speaker 1: like a model.
- 4:17Speaker 5: You know, one of those serious liketure models.
- 4:21Speaker 3: You're like a smiley like yeah, cool.
- 4:23Speaker 2: Dad, like yeah, the accessible dad model.
- 4:26Speaker 4: You're right, the model who might once had a promising
- 4:30Speaker 4: modeling career, but it's still kind of got some good
- 4:32Speaker 4: looks and so they can chuck them in a puff
- 4:34Speaker 4: of these and put them in a park and he
- 4:36Speaker 4: can hang out with his family.
- 4:37Speaker 2: Advertise some clothes. Now, we thought that we.
- 4:40Speaker 5: Would try and get you into a catalog, maybe do
- 4:42Speaker 5: some modeling for someone.
- 4:43Speaker 4: We just need a business. If you need anything advertised,
- 4:46Speaker 4: we our morals don't even exist. Whatever the product is,
- 4:49Speaker 4: you need to hop off cigarettes, Ben boys can model
- 4:51Speaker 4: for cigarettes. Yeah, a model for you four four seven.
- 4:57Speaker 4: We'll try and get disorder before the end of the week.
- 4:58Speaker 5: But with all this modeling chair, I was like, you
- 5:00Speaker 5: know what, I do know someone who can give you
- 5:02Speaker 5: a bit of modeling advice because my husband has modeled
- 5:07Speaker 5: some jewelry just recently. I know this because he likes
- 5:09Speaker 5: to go on and on about how he's a model now,
- 5:12Speaker 5: so he joins us on the phone to give you
- 5:14Speaker 5: some advice.
- 5:15Speaker 7: Good morning, babe, good morning.
- 5:17Speaker 3: Good morning.
- 5:19Speaker 2: Hello.
- 5:20Speaker 4: Hello.
- 5:21Speaker 7: What can I do?
- 5:21Speaker 2: Guys? None of this bloody sweet talk.
- 5:26Speaker 3: I literally never call you sweet.
- 5:30Speaker 8: We haven't even seen each other.
- 5:31Speaker 2: It's like, good morning, I saw you.
- 5:34Speaker 4: You were like, yeah, well, we'll give you five seconds
- 5:39Speaker 4: a sweet talk. Then we're getting on with Hi, baby,
- 5:42Speaker 4: how are you?
- 5:43Speaker 3: How just sleep?
- 5:51Speaker 4: Hell?
- 5:51Speaker 2: We're just jealous. Hey, lovely to have you on now.
- 5:53Speaker 2: Megan says you have some experience in catalog modeling and
- 5:57Speaker 2: could pass on some advice recent experience too, understand.
- 6:01Speaker 8: Yeah, that's right. I mean it only makes sense that
- 6:03Speaker 8: you guys are calling me now that I'm a professional model.
- 6:06Speaker 9: I get it.
- 6:07Speaker 5: I may have heard about this a lot. He does
- 6:10Speaker 5: one photo shoot and he's like, I'm a model.
- 6:11Speaker 10: Now, So I did.
- 6:16Speaker 8: I did a photo shoot for a jewelry company, so
- 6:18Speaker 8: I was jewelty. So it was all quite close up
- 6:21Speaker 8: kind of stuff.
- 6:22Speaker 2: Quite classy. Megan showed me the photos yesterday, very classy.
- 6:24Speaker 2: For the classy photos, very good.
- 6:26Speaker 8: No photoshop needed for those.
- 6:28Speaker 1: I feel like I was walking through a Judy free
- 6:30Speaker 1: or so I might see your face everywhere.
- 6:35Speaker 5: No photoshop, no photoshop, but a lot of makeup wheres
- 6:38Speaker 5: were required.
- 6:39Speaker 3: I saw you afterwards.
- 6:41Speaker 8: I don't know about that.
- 6:44Speaker 1: It's one of the photos you had that cool sort
- 6:46Speaker 1: of what is it smising? When you're kind of smiling
- 6:48Speaker 1: with your eyes? I mean, how what's the trick to that?
- 6:50Speaker 8: I think it's just about looking really confused, like I'm
- 6:53Speaker 8: not sure what I was doing.
- 6:55Speaker 2: That's me, that's me every day. I'll be fine.
- 6:57Speaker 8: I think you're good to go, although you know what
- 7:00Speaker 8: to look.
- 7:00Speaker 4: You don't look too confused by the camera as well.
- 7:06Speaker 2: Camera before. Yeah, I had a good advice, good advice,
- 7:10Speaker 2: and so we're too now for you? Are we talking?
- 7:12Speaker 11: Milan?
- 7:13Speaker 2: New York Fashion Week.
- 7:15Speaker 8: That's exactly you just pinpoint yeah, yeah, I'm literally about
- 7:18Speaker 8: to hop on a plane. I actually have just got
- 7:21Speaker 8: the drop off the kits somewhere.
- 7:25Speaker 2: And you go and you don't look back, my friend,
- 7:27Speaker 2: that's right. You speed your wings.
- 7:31Speaker 8: Time to shine, you know, to shine.
- 7:33Speaker 10: Here I go.
- 7:34Speaker 2: Thanks for your advice. I appreciate you. Have a great
- 7:36Speaker 2: day there.
- 7:37Speaker 4: You guys a Megan's husband Andrew there, professional model and
- 7:41Speaker 4: part time husband.
- 7:43Speaker 2: Full time model, part time husband.
- 7:45Speaker 4: So I wait undred that this is not Everyone has
- 7:48Speaker 4: been in a catalog as a model, so it's a
- 7:50Speaker 4: very niche topic.
- 7:51Speaker 2: But would love you if you have been any.
- 7:54Speaker 4: Catalog doesn't mean how old it was you were modeling
- 7:56Speaker 4: something you're holding up a product advice for.
- 7:58Speaker 6: Ben Boyce it's the jonaan Ben podcast.
- 8:01Speaker 1: Made a comment yesterday saying that one of my daughters
- 8:05Speaker 1: said I look like a catalog model, and then all
- 8:08Speaker 1: of a sudden, now I've seem to be about to
- 8:10Speaker 1: model on a catalog while.
- 8:12Speaker 3: It sounded like you had a dream that you didn't
- 8:14Speaker 3: want to bring.
- 8:15Speaker 2: Up to us.
- 8:16Speaker 3: You know, my daughter thinks I look like a cattle. Okay, Ben,
- 8:19Speaker 3: you in a cattle?
- 8:19Speaker 4: Well, your daughter has handed us a gift from the
- 8:21Speaker 4: commercial radio gods, my friend, because that's what we're that's
- 8:24Speaker 4: on a mission to do, is to get you in
- 8:26Speaker 4: a catalog.
- 8:27Speaker 2: And Megan's got a lead. We've just had a lead
- 8:30Speaker 2: during the song Business is Legit company. Yeah, you know.
- 8:35Speaker 4: One day you're there, You're you're modeling a lovely sort
- 8:40Speaker 4: of cashmere sweater and the Posty plus catalog. Next day,
- 8:43Speaker 4: Kanye West is dressing up in tiny bits of gaffer
- 8:45Speaker 4: tape taking you around New York City.
- 8:47Speaker 2: This is the life of a model, my friend. So
- 8:50Speaker 2: we just need to advise before you embark on this
- 8:52Speaker 2: new career trajectory. Any tips if you have been a
- 8:56Speaker 2: catalog model, I imagine I'd want you whatever you're doing in.
- 8:59Speaker 4: The catalog cocking league a leag cocking, you know, sort
- 9:02Speaker 4: of like on a bench, a leg up, have an
- 9:04Speaker 4: arm relaxed.
- 9:06Speaker 2: I well, maybe like a farm lands or something that
- 9:09Speaker 2: feels like that's a lot for that. Yeah.
- 9:11Speaker 4: They very good at pointing at pointing at things. So yeah,
- 9:14Speaker 4: I can pointed things, pointing, pointing and smiling. I don't
- 9:16Speaker 4: know if that's what catalog models do though.
- 9:18Speaker 3: There's a couple of good poses though.
- 9:20Speaker 4: Yeah, now Harriet. Actually, our boss is phoning through. She
- 9:24Speaker 4: she's been in the catalog. Harry, good morning.
- 9:27Speaker 8: Hello, I have a full page catalog.
- 9:31Speaker 1: You've sent us a picture to us. Now, I don't know.
- 9:34Speaker 3: I don't think this would fly in this current day
- 9:39Speaker 3: and age.
- 9:40Speaker 2: Describe it. When was the year, what was it? Tell
- 9:42Speaker 2: us about it?
- 9:43Speaker 8: It was June nineteen ninety seven.
- 9:46Speaker 10: Christ Shirt's press, full page and it's my mum and
- 9:50Speaker 10: I naked in a bar with covering our bodies, locking
- 9:55Speaker 10: over some of the beach.
- 9:56Speaker 8: And prish shirt.
- 9:56Speaker 2: So you're you a naked baby and we were a
- 10:00Speaker 2: couple of years old. Maybe what are you?
- 10:02Speaker 11: I'm three?
- 10:02Speaker 12: I'm three years old.
- 10:03Speaker 5: Yeah, holds your mum just by the way. But second,
- 10:07Speaker 5: she's setting up in the bath.
- 10:11Speaker 3: Did she confirm if she's naked or not?
- 10:13Speaker 9: You confirmed she was wearing a bikini, although when you
- 10:15Speaker 9: look at the picture, I'm not one hundred percent confident.
- 10:18Speaker 5: They've put bubbles over her, strategically placed bubbles in the
- 10:23Speaker 5: bubble bus too.
- 10:25Speaker 8: You'll note that they haven't put bubbles over me.
- 10:27Speaker 2: They felt like you needed more bubbles. I'll get this picture,
- 10:31Speaker 2: get away with this. No, you're right, and now I
- 10:33Speaker 2: feel like this could be anyway.
- 10:34Speaker 1: I feel like I'm on some watchless every look at that.
- 10:36Speaker 4: So from your you're very brief into as a three
- 10:42Speaker 4: year old model a in a weird bubble bath situation.
- 10:45Speaker 2: What advice would you pass on to not doing a
- 10:47Speaker 2: bubble bath? Baby?
- 10:52Speaker 10: I reckon, you need to go topless.
- 10:54Speaker 2: Topless, topless, tastefully. That's very, very, very funny. How many
- 11:03Speaker 2: bathrooms did you hoke off for the people.
- 11:05Speaker 9: Oh, I don't even I've never even sent any money
- 11:09Speaker 9: for this that I'm still waiting for.
- 11:10Speaker 2: It comes through, the residuals come through.
- 11:13Speaker 9: Was your mother model or yeah, she was a model?
- 11:16Speaker 6: She?
- 11:17Speaker 3: Wow?
- 11:17Speaker 2: Yeah, missus Maybe we should be doing.
- 11:20Speaker 8: Missus steps and track.
- 11:23Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish we could share that photo. But appropriate.
- 11:30Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Harry, appreciate that.
- 11:31Speaker 4: We'll take one more quick one, pul he was he
- 11:35Speaker 4: was a model and in a calendar you were mister September.
- 11:38Speaker 11: Yeah, no goats were in the photo, though, it's not.
- 11:42Speaker 4: A goat here this morning about goats hiding away in
- 11:44Speaker 4: people's card boots.
- 11:45Speaker 2: But what were your modeling, Paul?
- 11:47Speaker 11: It was a charity calendar for the Death Association and
- 11:51Speaker 11: two thousand and one, so obviously I don't look like
- 11:53Speaker 11: they're now.
- 11:55Speaker 2: Were you were you muscle? Were all muscles? Were your
- 11:58Speaker 2: gin bra?
- 11:59Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 11:59Speaker 11: Yeah, I was a bodybuilder. And my photo was taken
- 12:03Speaker 11: in the middle of Queen Street and Wellesley Street by
- 12:06Speaker 11: Civic Centa in the middle of the intersection. They closed
- 12:09Speaker 11: the insection for about three minutes. We ran out with
- 12:13Speaker 11: ironically a bathtub old claw bathtub and we had photos
- 12:18Speaker 11: taken one Tree Hill or no Tree Hill and Kelly
- 12:23Speaker 11: Tarlton's and the zoo with cash and the elephant all sorts.
- 12:27Speaker 2: Well and what you shout off.
- 12:30Speaker 11: We were naked with like a white g stringline just
- 12:32Speaker 11: holding a towel covering our bits.
- 12:34Speaker 2: Wow that now, ben boys, here we go.
- 12:38Speaker 3: Then you perk up so much.
- 12:40Speaker 4: Yeah, we've gone from about there seems to be a
- 12:44Speaker 4: theme of nudity coming through here.
- 12:45Speaker 1: I don't know whether this is the catalog that I
- 12:47Speaker 1: want to be bo Anyway, I'm good gets to their own.
- 12:51Speaker 2: Good to any tips. So you've got one tipple.
- 12:53Speaker 11: We raised one hundred and ninety thousand dollars. Wow association.
- 12:57Speaker 2: Wow that great cause Now one tip you'd pass on.
- 13:00Speaker 11: All face care okay, fun, get a routine, going, you know,
- 13:07Speaker 11: look after your skin.
- 13:09Speaker 2: It funds like a bit late for that, but.
- 13:13Speaker 6: The hits that John and Ben podcast.
- 13:16Speaker 1: I made a comment about my daughter saying that I
- 13:19Speaker 1: look like a catalog model and some of our hits advertising.
- 13:22Speaker 1: At the moment, I was thinking when she said I
- 13:24Speaker 1: looked like a model that maybe it was something like
- 13:26Speaker 1: you know, catwalks and Milan and New York Fashion Week
- 13:29Speaker 1: and stuff.
- 13:30Speaker 2: But again, a great catalog model, I'll take it.
- 13:32Speaker 1: But now for some reason, you guys have decided that
- 13:34Speaker 1: I need to follow through and be a catalog You.
- 13:36Speaker 4: Are very bony like a model, like a model an
- 13:39Speaker 4: eating disorder or something so filling that buckets me myself
- 13:45Speaker 4: dream to be their bony look at.
- 13:46Speaker 2: Bony and gorgeously is.
- 13:48Speaker 4: But now Megan and I are for filling your dream
- 13:51Speaker 4: being boys and becoming a catalog model.
- 13:52Speaker 3: I feel like.
- 13:53Speaker 4: It was a dream.
- 13:55Speaker 1: It's never really been a dream of mine. But anyway,
- 13:58Speaker 1: you know, I'm realistic about how I look. And then
- 14:02Speaker 1: you know, in the regard you know when you meet.
- 14:04Speaker 2: Some people are like they are models. They should be
- 14:06Speaker 2: a model, you know, right, But like I said, you're
- 14:08Speaker 2: the every man model.
- 14:09Speaker 5: Okay, And but we We we've been trying to find
- 14:12Speaker 5: people or a company or something that you can do
- 14:15Speaker 5: some catalog modeling for. And do you know being a
- 14:18Speaker 5: legitimate company has come to the party. Legitimate as well,
- 14:24Speaker 5: legitimate New Zealand company.
- 14:26Speaker 3: I like that, Edwards and Co.
- 14:29Speaker 5: And the owner Christian joins us right now, Good morning, Christian.
- 14:34Speaker 8: Hey, now, look John, give him a break. That that
- 14:36Speaker 8: bone you're you're thinking, you're thinking here, good bone structure, right,
- 14:40Speaker 8: you're thinking that that yours. That's exactly what we're looking for.
- 14:44Speaker 8: You're just jealous right looking at that.
- 14:48Speaker 4: He's got a three o'clock shadow going on there.
- 14:50Speaker 2: Christ keep talking.
- 14:53Speaker 8: And I also, I mean, come on, this cam up
- 14:55Speaker 8: model stuff we've got. We've got this good looking dead
- 14:59Speaker 8: I can just envision him pushing a pram, you know,
- 15:01Speaker 8: bringing sixty back. That's what all the women are looking for.
- 15:04Speaker 4: This sixiness and prams go hand in hand. Says this
- 15:07Speaker 4: your business, is it?
- 15:08Speaker 2: Christian?
- 15:09Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 15:09Speaker 8: Is absolutely and you doing business and we think that
- 15:11Speaker 8: you look great on the end of a pram pushing
- 15:14Speaker 8: some little kids around.
- 15:15Speaker 3: You know, he's never kept until this moment.
- 15:18Speaker 2: No, but hey, it sounds good.
- 15:19Speaker 1: I mean, you know, my kids a little bit past that,
- 15:21Speaker 1: but I have my head experience and pushing prams.
- 15:24Speaker 2: You know, I am a dad, so yeah, okay, yeah, I.
- 15:27Speaker 8: Mean you're never too old.
- 15:29Speaker 3: Very good prams. I've got multiple Edwards and co prams.
- 15:32Speaker 2: What about what about.
- 15:33Speaker 4: He could play the role of all those stressed out
- 15:35Speaker 4: fathers trying to put the little capsules in the back.
- 15:39Speaker 8: No, no, no, all our models are so easy. All
- 15:41Speaker 8: were smiling away.
- 15:44Speaker 4: Job.
- 15:45Speaker 8: We're going to make this catalog lock just primo and
- 15:47Speaker 8: you're going to be perfect.
- 15:49Speaker 2: Well, I got a gig, now will you?
- 15:51Speaker 4: Now as your agents do, Well, what sort of percentage
- 15:54Speaker 4: are we looking at you?
- 15:55Speaker 2: Well, I don't think it's it's a it's a weird.
- 15:58Speaker 8: Absolutely, we'll pay you, and we'll pay you. And strollers, mate.
- 16:01Speaker 8: You know that's the best top of the line stroller
- 16:03Speaker 8: you can get on the market. That's what you want.
- 16:05Speaker 2: You're going to get stroller two children. Well, I feel
- 16:07Speaker 2: like the future.
- 16:08Speaker 4: You'll be making more after he appears in this cataloging
- 16:13Speaker 4: want you.
- 16:14Speaker 2: Know youngest twelve. I feel like we've just passed this.
- 16:17Speaker 1: How about if you if you if you want to
- 16:19Speaker 1: give us one, we could give it away.
- 16:20Speaker 2: How would that.
- 16:21Speaker 8: Sound that sounds like a great plan. Let's do that.
- 16:23Speaker 2: Why not, Just when you thought you couldn't love the
- 16:25Speaker 2: selfless model anymore.
- 16:27Speaker 4: He hands his paypacket over to the audience to give
- 16:30Speaker 4: away his you're giving away your pay.
- 16:32Speaker 2: Well, yeah, a stroller. That sounds like someone else would
- 16:35Speaker 2: have great use of that.
- 16:36Speaker 8: So you want not a good man's good looking? The
- 16:41Speaker 8: perfect model is generous. The philanthropic people are going to
- 16:46Speaker 8: be tripping over themselves to get.
- 16:47Speaker 2: You in professional prem model for Edwards, and we'll get
- 16:53Speaker 2: the shoot happening during the week.
- 16:55Speaker 8: Sounds great, you're a hero.
- 16:57Speaker 1: Oh okay, it's gonna happen. It wasn't a dream of mine,
- 17:00Speaker 1: but now I guess I have to be all right.
- 17:03Speaker 8: Now, make sure you get your dad closed out those
- 17:05Speaker 8: new balances the print Nowaday, that was gonnap.
- 17:08Speaker 5: We were quite creen for him to do, like a
- 17:10Speaker 5: topless shoot. Do you think that would go with it?
- 17:12Speaker 8: Sounds more like your beating.
- 17:16Speaker 4: Who wasn't who had a baby recently? Who looks like
- 17:18Speaker 4: bloody al pacino?
- 17:22Speaker 6: Moving off with this now the heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
- 17:26Speaker 1: Twenty three days until the Olympics in France, and we're
- 17:29Speaker 1: going to catch up with one of the athletes who
- 17:31Speaker 1: won bronze at their last Olympics.
- 17:33Speaker 4: Dylan Smitt, Dylan, good morning, how are you. Yeah, lovely
- 17:37Speaker 4: to have you in here now. Trampolining crazy sport. I've
- 17:42Speaker 4: seen some videos of your flipping up, but you're up
- 17:45Speaker 4: there like pink at a pink.
- 17:47Speaker 2: How high are you? Is that thirty feet or something?
- 17:49Speaker 2: You pretty much? I don't work in feet. I don't know.
- 17:52Speaker 2: It's like seven eight meters.
- 17:54Speaker 3: Between the tramp and the bottom of your feet.
- 17:57Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I can barely handle playing, you know, crack
- 17:59Speaker 4: the the kids on the trampoline. Correct, you can get
- 18:03Speaker 4: pretty should do that as an Olympic sport. You've got
- 18:06Speaker 4: two people on the tramp, which is breaking the golden
- 18:08Speaker 4: roll of trampolining. So is there a double bounced feature
- 18:12Speaker 4: on the tramp at the Olympics as well?
- 18:14Speaker 2: No, no, not at the moment. Do they do two people.
- 18:17Speaker 2: There's no syncro, it's just individual.
- 18:19Speaker 1: So you were Are you the first person to represent
- 18:21Speaker 1: New Zealand and trampolining at the Olympics.
- 18:23Speaker 2: I was, yeah, in twenty sixteen and our.
- 18:25Speaker 1: First ever gymnastics meddle. You were in Tokyo bronze which
- 18:29Speaker 1: is incredible.
- 18:29Speaker 12: Then that's pretty cool. I was just saying earlier, it's
- 18:31Speaker 12: pretty cool to be that something for the first time.
- 18:34Speaker 12: So pretty privileged I guess to be, you know, the
- 18:35Speaker 12: first New Zealander to do a few things, which is cool.
- 18:37Speaker 4: Even against all the bloody riight it up, Russia, the
- 18:41Speaker 4: middle legions.
- 18:45Speaker 5: There's no one competing for New Zealand on Olympic level,
- 18:49Speaker 5: you know, professionally before you like, how did you get
- 18:51Speaker 5: into it?
- 18:52Speaker 12: Yeah, well, obviously just did it for fun when I
- 18:53Speaker 12: was really really young, like six seven years old. I
- 18:56Speaker 12: went to my first World Champs in Russia. Actually when
- 18:59Speaker 12: I was twelve.
- 18:59Speaker 4: Took out reading your bios says you took up trampolining
- 19:02Speaker 4: at age at age five, and.
- 19:04Speaker 2: A lot of us do take it, think well about
- 19:06Speaker 2: the same time. But I didn't carry on with it
- 19:07Speaker 2: like yourself get we retired.
- 19:10Speaker 12: I think I took it up earlier actually on the backyard, yeah, mum,
- 19:13Speaker 12: mum was like this Kidney's lessons. He was jumping off
- 19:16Speaker 12: the train, jumping off trees into the tramp and hurting himself.
- 19:19Speaker 4: So did you have one of the old school ones
- 19:21Speaker 4: with the steel springs, you know, didn't have the petting and.
- 19:24Speaker 12: Exposed springs, mate, Yeah, built character didn't that there's exposed springs.
- 19:28Speaker 2: They do.
- 19:29Speaker 5: I imagine the backyard ones are quite different to the
- 19:31Speaker 5: ones you use at the Olympics. But if you were
- 19:35Speaker 5: to jump on someone's backyard tramp, how high could you
- 19:37Speaker 5: get on like a standard tramp?
- 19:39Speaker 2: Look, it really depends on the tramp.
- 19:40Speaker 12: Those spring free ones are pretty dead, so not very high,
- 19:43Speaker 12: maybe two or three meters max.
- 19:45Speaker 4: Still, that's Imprisonleah. You should do a flip at two
- 19:48Speaker 4: or three meters. I'm like, if I could take you to.
- 19:49Speaker 2: My backyard, do you can do it? Yeah? Double flip? Yeah,
- 19:53Speaker 2: probably a double I'd probably call it at triples. His
- 19:56Speaker 2: daughter's very good at flips on the tramp.
- 19:58Speaker 1: She actually yeah, because I can't do that, And it
- 20:00Speaker 1: was like, can you teach me how to do a backflap?
- 20:01Speaker 1: I'm like no, but YouTube wonderful teacher. And then she
- 20:04Speaker 1: got to a point that she was like, I'm just
- 20:06Speaker 1: going to do it now, and we're like, okay, good luck,
- 20:07Speaker 1: and she yeah, she nailed it.
- 20:09Speaker 12: So a lot of it's just confidence, the like you
- 20:11Speaker 12: just got to like go for it, have a bit
- 20:12Speaker 12: of confidence, and yeah, you.
- 20:14Speaker 2: Can't really barl out midway through. Yeah, you got to.
- 20:17Speaker 12: You gotta full full send it otherwise, Yeah, you might
- 20:19Speaker 12: be in trouble and take us.
- 20:21Speaker 2: What is it like being at the Olympics in the
- 20:23Speaker 2: village and all the events, So I imagine it's quite surreal
- 20:26Speaker 2: for for an athlete like yourself. Yeah, it's unreal.
- 20:29Speaker 12: A like I've been twice now and they were two
- 20:31Speaker 12: very different experiences. Obviously Rio are so young and there
- 20:35Speaker 12: was no no COVID or anything, and then Tokyo there
- 20:37Speaker 12: was a whole bunch of COVID going around, so it
- 20:38Speaker 12: was but it's just the scale of everything's crazy. The
- 20:41Speaker 12: athletes that you sort of bump into is incredible and
- 20:44Speaker 12: all the all the perks that come with it, like.
- 20:45Speaker 2: Get a free phone and that sort of thing. Everne
- 20:47Speaker 2: gets a free phone, Yeah mate, it's got the.
- 20:50Speaker 12: Rings on it and everything. But they do do a
- 20:54Speaker 12: good job, and not just the like not just the IOC,
- 20:56Speaker 12: but like the end ZOC do an amazing job for us.
- 21:00Speaker 12: Kiwi's like building that team culture in that team environment.
- 21:03Speaker 12: Each getting a pone arm like a pendant super cool
- 21:06Speaker 12: with our cat's awesome. They set up little rooms for
- 21:09Speaker 12: us to have coffee and hang out and watch other
- 21:10Speaker 12: people can beat even though. So yeah, it's it's once
- 21:13Speaker 12: in a lifetime and that's my third time. I guess,
- 21:16Speaker 12: really cooling. It all goes, all goes so fast.
- 21:19Speaker 2: So oh wow, that's incredible.
- 21:21Speaker 4: Now they've got those bloody collapsible bids, don't they, So
- 21:23Speaker 4: you can't need more than one.
- 21:28Speaker 2: Jumping on the bed and got your trampoline. People like that.
- 21:32Speaker 2: I jump.
- 21:32Speaker 12: I jumped on the cardboard bid in Tokyo and it
- 21:35Speaker 12: didn't break.
- 21:36Speaker 3: Wow.
- 21:37Speaker 2: Actually fine. I'm a firm, big guy, so I loved it.
- 21:41Speaker 12: Yeah, definitely debunk mates. It's all for sustainability reasons and
- 21:44Speaker 12: that's that.
- 21:44Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what. Us media.
- 21:50Speaker 1: Is so nice that to have you here in the
- 21:52Speaker 1: studio and I'm putting up a tramp Actually next week,
- 21:54Speaker 1: do you want to come over and help?
- 21:55Speaker 2: Unfortunately leave, Why don't you wait to get back. We're
- 22:02Speaker 2: very proud. Good luck over your mate. I appreciate it.
- 22:03Speaker 6: Thanks that jonaan ben podcast.
- 22:06Speaker 5: Is something happened here with this guy and I wanted
- 22:09Speaker 5: to know what side you said, because my husband is
- 22:11Speaker 5: on the side of the guy.
- 22:13Speaker 2: At the gym.
- 22:14Speaker 3: Stick together, don't.
- 22:15Speaker 4: They checked up on pre workout bloody and crazy energy
- 22:19Speaker 4: drinks on of those ones with the bloody musashies.
- 22:23Speaker 2: Can we try and guess what the jim brow was
- 22:24Speaker 2: doing to you? Yes? Okay, grunting? No, what do you
- 22:29Speaker 2: think of grunting?
- 22:30Speaker 5: I've hit for noise canceling headphone. So if these grunters
- 22:33Speaker 5: I don't even hear them.
- 22:34Speaker 4: You've got to be doing some serious stuff. If you're grunting,
- 22:37Speaker 4: that's always my theories.
- 22:38Speaker 3: I think I've grunted a couple of times.
- 22:40Speaker 4: I can squeal, you know, I don't have the confidence
- 22:46Speaker 4: to grunt.
- 22:47Speaker 2: Have you grunted, ben? No? No, I just like to
- 22:49Speaker 2: hear you breathing.
- 22:50Speaker 3: Really, he grunted. Someone looks over, being like, whoa, what
- 22:53Speaker 3: are you lifting?
- 22:56Speaker 2: Did the jim bro come over and spot you thinking
- 22:59Speaker 2: that you weren't?
- 23:02Speaker 3: No, I don't think I would. I don't know. I
- 23:04Speaker 3: don't think I would mind not.
- 23:06Speaker 2: Bring it, not bring a tout, or didn't work down
- 23:09Speaker 2: the beach. No, okay, I don't know. You've lost me.
- 23:13Speaker 5: So I went on the machines, which I find quite
- 23:15Speaker 5: intimidating anyway.
- 23:16Speaker 3: Because he's like lots of gm bras doing heavy stuff.
- 23:19Speaker 3: So I went on one of the machines. It was free,
- 23:21Speaker 3: and I had got two.
- 23:23Speaker 5: Out of three and my seats done, and this gimbra
- 23:26Speaker 5: comes over to me and was like, how much you
- 23:29Speaker 5: got to go?
- 23:31Speaker 3: And I was like, well, I'm just.
- 23:32Speaker 5: Doing one more lot, one more set. And that's when
- 23:36Speaker 5: he was like okay and stood there and waited. So
- 23:39Speaker 5: I just finished one.
- 23:40Speaker 3: So I was doing like a rest in between, and
- 23:42Speaker 3: I was like, am I allowed to rest? Like should I?
- 23:45Speaker 2: And so he's just standing this.
- 23:48Speaker 5: Beside me, waiting and I still had one more to
- 23:51Speaker 5: do and I was doing my wrist. I was like
- 23:54Speaker 5: should So I did the next one and then I
- 23:57Speaker 5: was like, I'm not going to do as many as
- 23:59Speaker 5: I need because I feel so Yeah, he's sitting.
- 24:02Speaker 3: Me watching the ball.
- 24:04Speaker 2: It wasn't the bloody thigh Master one. Wasn't you in
- 24:07Speaker 2: and out.
- 24:07Speaker 5: With the No no, no, no, it was like a
- 24:10Speaker 5: back extinction mean anything to you.
- 24:12Speaker 2: Listen, No, no, it doesn't mean I'm on the side
- 24:16Speaker 2: of the gym bro. Well, who was sad of you?
- 24:19Speaker 2: On the bin?
- 24:19Speaker 1: I feel like he could yeah, because you don't want to.
- 24:22Speaker 1: He doesn't want to walk away because he doesn't want
- 24:23Speaker 1: to lose the spot in line. But at the same time,
- 24:25Speaker 1: I feel like you can look at your phone or
- 24:27Speaker 1: do something space a little bit of space at the
- 24:29Speaker 1: same time keeping an eye that no one else that's mine.
- 24:34Speaker 5: Could you not say to me, oh, yeah, I just
- 24:36Speaker 5: I'm gonna come back to it.
- 24:37Speaker 3: And I would have held it for him.
- 24:38Speaker 5: If someone came over, it would have been like, oh,
- 24:40Speaker 5: this guy's got it, do a lap or something.
- 24:43Speaker 2: He stood right beside me. Maybe he could have yelled
- 24:45Speaker 2: out motivational slogans.
- 24:48Speaker 3: How many you got, I'll count you down more.
- 24:51Speaker 2: You can do it. Dream work makes the team work,
- 24:54Speaker 2: you know what, like team makes the dream work.
- 24:57Speaker 5: He's often like women's sections of gyms, why do they
- 25:00Speaker 5: need a woman?
- 25:00Speaker 3: That's probably why quite intimidated when you do that.
- 25:04Speaker 4: Well, this jimbre had an absolute shock of one. So
- 25:06Speaker 4: I jumped off the treadmill and it entered rest mode.
- 25:09Speaker 4: So I'd gone to get the wipes like a good jimber,
- 25:11Speaker 4: to wipe down the treadmill. And then a lady who
- 25:14Speaker 4: listened to the edge cords any which were on at
- 25:15Speaker 4: the time, she walked over and as she stepped on,
- 25:18Speaker 4: I didn't know the treadmill is still going and both
- 25:20Speaker 4: took her cleaner like landing on her face and it
- 25:23Speaker 4: was rubbing on her face and laughing. No, no, she
- 25:29Speaker 4: was rattled by And then your sister got in touch
- 25:32Speaker 4: with us and was like, oh, oh, jim you buddy.
- 25:36Speaker 2: So that's what happens.
- 25:40Speaker 6: That jonaan Ben podcast.
- 25:41Speaker 2: Oh my god, these things keep happening to you. So story.
- 25:48Speaker 4: There's Flinny, who he actually used to work on the hips.
- 25:51Speaker 4: Now he's on Mary f M. Wonderful guy, wonderful guy.
- 25:54Speaker 4: Now I'm leaving work yesterday and across the road, the
- 25:56Speaker 4: busy road there there's a body walking past them. I'm like, oh, buddy, Flinny,
- 26:02Speaker 4: waving enthusiastically, waving, smiling, good, oh man, how are I?
- 26:06Speaker 4: He looks at me and he crosses the road towards me.
- 26:09Speaker 4: I'm like, well, this is obvious interaction. Halfway across the
- 26:13Speaker 4: road is walking towards me. I'm like, oh, dear God,
- 26:17Speaker 4: that's not Flinny. Okay, but this person keeps walking towards me.
- 26:21Speaker 4: Now they have a look of fear in their eyes
- 26:24Speaker 4: of oh oh am. I in the position where I've
- 26:26Speaker 4: met this person before and I can't remember who I
- 26:28Speaker 4: met and I'm in the position of going, this is
- 26:32Speaker 4: not the person I thought it was.
- 26:33Speaker 2: And now they're coming over, so so you hadn't been before,
- 26:37Speaker 2: never seen them before.
- 26:38Speaker 4: But he looked at this doppelgan doppelganger for Flinny and
- 26:43Speaker 4: he walks up and he's like hello, and he was
- 26:47Speaker 4: he was European. It is Swedish, was a borderline offensive
- 26:51Speaker 4: accent there, and I was like, well, this is definitely
- 26:55Speaker 4: not Flenny now tune adorable Swedish accent.
- 26:59Speaker 2: And we so talking. He's like, how are you? And
- 27:02Speaker 2: I said, I'm good, how are you?
- 27:04Speaker 4: Because he's thinking, well, this guy really was beckoning me
- 27:07Speaker 4: to come over. He's waving, he's smiling, and we're both
- 27:11Speaker 4: sort of searing each other.
- 27:12Speaker 2: In the eyes. And it felt like probably three hours.
- 27:15Speaker 4: It was only three seconds of silence after he asked
- 27:17Speaker 4: me how I was and I said, it's cold today,
- 27:21Speaker 4: because I'm thinking.
- 27:23Speaker 3: To wear the chat.
- 27:24Speaker 4: How do I tastefully exit this for both of us?
- 27:27Speaker 2: For both art.
- 27:28Speaker 4: Yeah, because he's like, what's this guy on? And You're like,
- 27:32Speaker 4: have I forgotten it that I've met him? You know,
- 27:34Speaker 4: that terrible scenario. So we kind of dotted around with
- 27:38Speaker 4: a Chad busys been busy, the traps, busy and stuff.
- 27:43Speaker 4: And then eventually he said, okay, then well I'll be
- 27:48Speaker 4: on my way.
- 27:50Speaker 2: Said well you have a good day. You do this,
- 27:54Speaker 2: you're making it. We did this.
- 27:55Speaker 1: We were at the Rural Games and past the North
- 27:58Speaker 1: and we're I'll produce a b Hub spin and you
- 28:02Speaker 1: were just like, it's fun. And from that the Queen
- 28:06Speaker 1: shot and both Ben and I were like, don't know,
- 28:09Speaker 1: that's f you just bolt a gay your mate.
- 28:12Speaker 2: And as you got there and shook his hand, you're like, oh,
- 28:14Speaker 2: it's not for sure. We're we'll leave you to that one. Yeah,
- 28:22Speaker 2: I mean Joe Biden. Biden would have known that wasn't flee. Ah.
- 28:26Speaker 4: So I just had a really fun kind of awkwarl
- 28:29Speaker 4: conversation with a complete stranger. And he probably went on
- 28:31Speaker 4: as well, we know, I guess because that was something he.
- 28:34Speaker 2: Was such nice, Yeah, but also be very weird and
- 28:38Speaker 2: awkward if you go and talk to them.
- 28:40Speaker 6: The heads that Johnaan Ben podcast.
- 28:42Speaker 1: Final week of News at TV three. Three News will continue,
- 28:46Speaker 1: which will be across three as you know, on TV
- 28:49Speaker 1: but also on stuff as well. But it's kind of sad,
- 28:53Speaker 1: it's kind of a restructuring and a lot of shows,
- 28:55Speaker 1: like The Aim Show in particular, no longer going to
- 28:58Speaker 1: be around.
- 28:58Speaker 2: Which is sad.
- 29:00Speaker 4: Paul Henry on the show yesterday and he was saying,
- 29:03Speaker 4: no one should be surprised by this was his theory,
- 29:05Speaker 4: and he wrote in his book five years ago that
- 29:07Speaker 4: they should have. He wrote to the company, Saace, you
- 29:10Speaker 4: can it now before it starts costing you money. But
- 29:13Speaker 4: that aside, that's the business aspect of it. There's a
- 29:16Speaker 4: whole lot of humanity involved. He isn't there hundreds of
- 29:19Speaker 4: people losing their jobs and going, jeez, I've worked in
- 29:21Speaker 4: this industry for twenty thirty years not knowing what to do.
- 29:25Speaker 1: A real change when a lot of people at TV three,
- 29:28Speaker 1: you know, there were the little station, little battler, you know,
- 29:31Speaker 1: station that did amazing things.
- 29:33Speaker 2: For a lot of low budgets and stuff, very inappropriate
- 29:36Speaker 2: stuff went on there.
- 29:37Speaker 4: I'm not like bad, you know, there's just no hid apartment.
- 29:40Speaker 4: We were naked in a lift one.
- 29:44Speaker 3: I feel like you need to call an apologize.
- 29:47Speaker 4: Well, maybe we could call it this week and go, hey, yeah,
- 29:49Speaker 4: there's a lot of stuff we need to say sorry
- 29:50Speaker 4: for all of you.
- 29:51Speaker 2: Close this chapter and a good moment.
- 29:53Speaker 1: Yesterday, one of the final episodes of the AM Show,
- 29:56Speaker 1: they were talking about the egg throwing Championships.
- 29:58Speaker 2: We've taken part in that before.
- 30:00Speaker 1: Actually we yeah, we're throwing egg I think they were
- 30:03Speaker 1: having another one that not just part of the rural
- 30:05Speaker 1: games as.
- 30:06Speaker 2: Well, the national championships. New Sound's got the world record.
- 30:09Speaker 1: I think the world record of ninety four point three
- 30:12Speaker 1: meters really hard because you can catch that.
- 30:15Speaker 2: You know, you can catch.
- 30:16Speaker 1: The egg, but to have it not break was the
- 30:18Speaker 1: hardest thing because you've got to kind of have soft hands.
- 30:20Speaker 1: That was the thing we kind of struggled with.
- 30:22Speaker 2: We've got the soft hands, yeah, just try.
- 30:25Speaker 1: And catch it without being too aggressive. But yesterday they
- 30:27Speaker 1: were playing a game of vigg Roulette and things.
- 30:30Speaker 6: You know what.
- 30:30Speaker 2: Took a little bit of a turn as they all
- 30:32Speaker 2: smashed eggs on the head. Just smashed on my forehead.
- 30:35Speaker 7: Yeah please, and it's an honor to be here.
- 30:52Speaker 3: And just come off there.
- 30:58Speaker 4: I have definitely checked out. I think you mind you
- 31:01Speaker 4: wished to do some expression after it.
- 31:03Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was eagerly.
- 31:04Speaker 1: One of them was meant to be boiled hardball, but
- 31:06Speaker 1: I think that the twist was none of them worse.
- 31:08Speaker 2: We're just on their heads it anyway.
- 31:15Speaker 6: The hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
- 31:17Speaker 2: Well, thankfully I don't have a care in my car boot,
- 31:19Speaker 2: but I could do. I don't know. There's so much
- 31:21Speaker 2: stuff in there.
- 31:21Speaker 4: I mentioned towards the end of the show yesterday that
- 31:24Speaker 4: I had to get the car fixed, so I had
- 31:25Speaker 4: to empty everything out, and boy, oh boy, the boot
- 31:28Speaker 4: is just a traveling storage unit in my car.
- 31:31Speaker 2: Anyway, have you got you got a tidy? I don't
- 31:34Speaker 2: have as much stuff as you.
- 31:35Speaker 1: I try and clear it from time to time off
- 31:37Speaker 1: and it's closed to put in a clothing burn or
- 31:39Speaker 1: something like.
- 31:39Speaker 2: That that they travel around with you and then because
- 31:42Speaker 2: you forget about it, Jess, I really need to do that,
- 31:44Speaker 2: like three or four wigs, so I don't know. I've
- 31:46Speaker 2: never even used the wigs. Yeah, what works, trumber.
- 31:52Speaker 3: I won't say anything.
- 31:53Speaker 4: If i'd see if I can integrate it naturally, and
- 31:55Speaker 4: nothing will be said. Also, I've always always got like
- 31:57Speaker 4: a eighty five percent working umbrella, you know, never a
- 32:01Speaker 4: fully functioning umbrella is in there.
- 32:03Speaker 2: There's those tupple weird containers. It's kind of it's the.
- 32:06Speaker 4: Space that if I don't know where to put stuff
- 32:09Speaker 4: in the household, to chuck it in the car boot.
- 32:10Speaker 2: Don't have to deal with it.
- 32:12Speaker 1: More stuff that we've had at work. And you're like,
- 32:13Speaker 1: I'll bring that back in. You just leave it in
- 32:15Speaker 1: your book. It's never coming back.
- 32:17Speaker 2: He's given up. I handed you beg your cricket booking.
- 32:21Speaker 4: You used cricket books, but if you open it, you'll
- 32:24Speaker 4: be like, this is this guy that he needs some help.
- 32:26Speaker 2: Have you got stuff clogging up your boot?
- 32:27Speaker 5: Megan, No, Mostly it's just supermarket bags and a Lizzo poster.
- 32:31Speaker 3: Because I got the Lizzo poster.
- 32:33Speaker 5: And then was like, I don't know if we're canceling her,
- 32:35Speaker 5: so it's still in there.
- 32:37Speaker 2: I think you're putt put it back in the lounge.
- 32:40Speaker 5: Wait till she releases like another banger, and then I'll
- 32:41Speaker 5: be like, oh, yeah.
- 32:43Speaker 2: I just read it. Cost me one check the canceled stars.
- 32:48Speaker 3: Did he see posters?
- 32:50Speaker 2: There was a car boot sale because sometimes they do
- 32:53Speaker 2: those and overseas that just last week, and the lady
- 32:56Speaker 2: brought a book for one pound.
- 32:57Speaker 1: It was James Bond. Book turned out to be very rare.
- 33:00Speaker 1: It was only a couple of thousand, even made original
- 33:02Speaker 1: she got ten thousand pounds. She sort of whoa just
- 33:06Speaker 1: have to add of somebody else's boots? Was that pretty crazy?
- 33:09Speaker 3: I don't think they're going to find anything that nice.
- 33:11Speaker 4: And John's you know what I always find too, is
- 33:15Speaker 4: we never he's a warning if you're driven being around.
- 33:17Speaker 6: No.
- 33:18Speaker 4: He likes to eat bananas on the g and he
- 33:21Speaker 4: always squeezes the peels either you find them crammed away
- 33:25Speaker 4: in the.
- 33:25Speaker 2: Boot or.
- 33:28Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'll put it when I go to the bed.
- 33:30Speaker 1: Sometimes I've forgotten. It's not intentional.
- 33:32Speaker 2: I forget.
- 33:33Speaker 1: Do you just kind of walk out and you leave
- 33:34Speaker 1: it there? But yeah, otherwise what do you do with
- 33:36Speaker 1: this thing?
- 33:37Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm not going to throw it out the window.
- 33:39Speaker 5: So the one time I drove with producer Taylor, she
- 33:42Speaker 5: or we were consuming and her card. She gave us
- 33:45Speaker 5: a very stern warning that anything we eat or drink
- 33:47Speaker 5: in the air comes out whether yeah good not so
- 33:51Speaker 5: polite a way, he's got.
- 33:53Speaker 4: A Ravish bred as soon as you get out of
- 33:54Speaker 4: the car for enough, and I'd been used to car
- 33:56Speaker 4: as a compost.
- 33:59Speaker 2: Compossible, it's good.
- 34:00Speaker 4: I wait under the hits, what is the what is
- 34:03Speaker 4: the best thing you've had? In your book doesn't necessarily
- 34:05Speaker 4: have to be in there. Now, see if you can
- 34:08Speaker 4: see if you can beat what have we just been
- 34:09Speaker 4: talking about?
- 34:10Speaker 2: My cricket box a tuple we contained. The bar is
- 34:13Speaker 2: very very low.
- 34:14Speaker 6: The heads that johnaan Ben podcast is.
- 34:16Speaker 2: The most random thing you've had in your car.
- 34:18Speaker 6: Boats.
- 34:18Speaker 4: Yeah, I had to clear out mine and a lot
- 34:20Speaker 4: of stuff, and then it makes to see reusable shopping
- 34:22Speaker 4: bags as well.
- 34:23Speaker 2: Of course every time you go on you're like, oh,
- 34:26Speaker 2: I've forgotten them. Over one hundred and fifty of them.
- 34:28Speaker 2: Have to buy another to add to the collection.
- 34:32Speaker 4: But the cars is so much when you think about
- 34:34Speaker 4: it about people's personalities. You can get a snapshot of
- 34:38Speaker 4: someone's personality generally by just looking at their car. It's
- 34:41Speaker 4: like an extension of them, isn't it, whether they're in
- 34:43Speaker 4: a shambalic period of their life or a very successful,
- 34:46Speaker 4: wealthy period of their life.
- 34:47Speaker 3: What does your car say about you?
- 34:49Speaker 2: Erratic missy Porter Porter when you can get quite tidy
- 34:54Speaker 2: and the main part of it it is quite yeah, yeah,
- 35:00Speaker 2: all right, yeah, you're right.
- 35:02Speaker 4: But he's the best thing you've heard in your boot.
- 35:04Speaker 4: We're going to kick things off of Shennon how are
- 35:06Speaker 4: you this morning, Shannon?
- 35:08Speaker 2: Good good, really good to have you. And now this
- 35:10Speaker 2: wasn't your car but your mum's. Yes.
- 35:12Speaker 9: Yeah, so one time ago she used to have us coach.
- 35:16Speaker 9: I don't know what the name of the was, but
- 35:19Speaker 9: she would go on her car and go get ready
- 35:21Speaker 9: to go and sit on him.
- 35:23Speaker 10: Man.
- 35:23Speaker 2: The back of the boot just climbed them by itself.
- 35:28Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 35:28Speaker 9: I don't know how, but apparently.
- 35:32Speaker 4: To turn back around it was the boot was obbly
- 35:34Speaker 4: open at one point.
- 35:36Speaker 9: I don't know. Maybe it's figuring out how to open.
- 35:38Speaker 8: Up the boot.
- 35:39Speaker 2: That's pretty impressive. Do you know what?
- 35:40Speaker 3: She turn up to work and then suddenly should be here.
- 35:44Speaker 2: Yeah, then you're going to turn around, drop the goat
- 35:48Speaker 2: back off home. You can't do the goat into work.
- 35:51Speaker 2: People bring their dogs into work here at the night,
- 35:53Speaker 2: you imagine a.
- 35:53Speaker 3: Goat wandering around everything.
- 35:56Speaker 2: Yeah, that's hockey up with some how pizza. That's a
- 35:58Speaker 2: great call. We appreciate it right now, Michael, welcome to
- 36:03Speaker 2: the show. What have you had in your boot?
- 36:05Speaker 10: I can do that better than now. I've had six
- 36:07Speaker 10: goats in my boots.
- 36:10Speaker 2: It's just kind of to have me go to your boat.
- 36:12Speaker 8: I love it.
- 36:13Speaker 6: I love it.
- 36:14Speaker 10: We had five or six We possibly get seven. Yeah,
- 36:17Speaker 10: because we were shifting them from our place to the
- 36:19Speaker 10: next door. When we were getting some trees melled, so
- 36:21Speaker 10: we're like, how the hell do we move more So
- 36:23Speaker 10: we just opened the boot and shove them all in
- 36:25Speaker 10: one of the time and three months later we brought
- 36:28Speaker 10: the more. Hame again said, three.
- 36:29Speaker 2: Months later we opened up the boat. They go to Fine,
- 36:35Speaker 2: they go to all God, do you know this.
- 36:36Speaker 4: Is crazy, Michael crazy, someone else's ticks And I've had four.
- 36:39Speaker 2: Goats in my boot better than Michaels.
- 36:41Speaker 5: Though.
- 36:42Speaker 2: If you can beat Michael's six goats in your boot,
- 36:46Speaker 2: tread with New Zealand. I guess it's the way to treads. Well,
- 36:50Speaker 2: I guess they're probably happy.
- 36:52Speaker 10: Great Stone Line climbing in the boat. Were actually top
- 36:55Speaker 10: two in the back at the Bajeera up to Auckland
- 36:57Speaker 10: and you should have seen the people driving.
- 37:00Speaker 2: Him in the back of the pizio. Where do you live, Michael,
- 37:04Speaker 2: where'd you take two goats to Auckland?
- 37:06Speaker 10: Well, Karen was in a bagpipe band. Of course this
- 37:10Speaker 10: is my wife, so she one of the people in
- 37:12Speaker 10: the band wanted a couple of goats so we just
- 37:14Speaker 10: put the two of them in the back of the car,
- 37:16Speaker 10: stopped at Pira and they climbed out and had a
- 37:18Speaker 10: pee had here, and then we got to Manuema and
- 37:25Speaker 10: changed cars, but they had another p there.
- 37:30Speaker 2: Very leaky. We're going to hot ups and help. That's
- 37:34Speaker 2: so good.
- 37:35Speaker 6: The hats that johnaan Ben podcast.
- 37:37Speaker 2: Now me again. You've got some audio workers.
- 37:40Speaker 5: Yeah, this is kind of unnerving. It is actually quite
- 37:44Speaker 5: amazing that orcers can do this. But they found that
- 37:47Speaker 5: they can imitate each other and other creatures, including humans.
- 37:51Speaker 5: So they decided to put it to the test and
- 37:53Speaker 5: they gave them words, which I mean, they're not going
- 37:55Speaker 5: to say hello usually in their repertoire, but they pitched
- 38:00Speaker 5: them a few words and saw what they came back with.
- 38:03Speaker 5: I think it sounds like they're speaking, but you can just.
- 38:07Speaker 4: I think it sounds like they're like, you know, if
- 38:09Speaker 4: you're being mocked by a bully in the school yard,
- 38:11Speaker 4: they're mocking us.
- 38:12Speaker 3: Yeah, you can decide for yourself.
- 38:15Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, one.
- 38:25Speaker 3: Two, three.
- 38:31Speaker 2: Now the trainer is lobbing up some low hanging fruit
- 38:34Speaker 2: for the orca. That one too making the noise of
- 38:39Speaker 2: a way you.
- 38:39Speaker 3: See if she copies copies the patterning. If it's like one.
- 38:42Speaker 4: Too, I mean maybe if you're on some hallucinogenics you
- 38:47Speaker 4: might think the orcas are talking.
- 38:49Speaker 2: That's like, is it You're sure that's not the.
- 38:53Speaker 1: Train and I go, You know, I saw a clip
- 38:57Speaker 1: the other day of a cat singing being some boone
- 38:59Speaker 1: and actually play that for you that.
- 39:01Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really good.
- 39:03Speaker 1: Well, the cat's me owing and the kind of it's
- 39:06Speaker 1: not a cat deliberately was trying to sing beds and
- 39:08Speaker 1: boom makes you'll play it for you after seven.
- 39:10Speaker 4: Maybe that's how we sound to Wales though you know
- 39:13Speaker 4: how we they sound to us? Wo they Oh, these
- 39:15Speaker 4: guys are making weird noises communicating with each other.
- 39:17Speaker 2: Maybe that's how we sound to them. That's that's imitating us.
- 39:21Speaker 2: I'll be right, all right, Ken Wales actually talk, Yes, no,
- 39:26Speaker 2: prove there.
- 39:27Speaker 6: That's the johnaan Ben podcast.
- 39:29Speaker 1: So the last week or so has been the week
- 39:31Speaker 1: of hock Tour, the viral clip that's gone everywhere.
- 39:36Speaker 3: Are you going to give them that hock that?
- 39:41Speaker 1: A lady by the name of Haley was out in
- 39:43Speaker 1: Nashville with her mates and she got interviewed for it
- 39:46Speaker 1: seemed like some sort of YouTube sort of channel, she said,
- 39:49Speaker 1: a funny comment, and it's just taken the internet by storm.
- 39:52Speaker 4: It's you know moments though that she go the world
- 39:55Speaker 4: is a wonderful place where you can just make the
- 39:58Speaker 4: sound of hock tour and into an international superstar.
- 40:03Speaker 2: And it doesn't happen all the time. This is a
- 40:05Speaker 2: once in a lifetime. She said it herself. She's started
- 40:07Speaker 2: her first interview with Barstol Sports.
- 40:09Speaker 1: We mentioned it yesterday and she's done like a twenty
- 40:11Speaker 1: odd minute interview with them.
- 40:13Speaker 2: She said, I thought I'd never see it again.
- 40:15Speaker 1: Like the interview she was like she was just doing
- 40:18Speaker 1: it on the streets, was like, I'll never see this again.
- 40:19Speaker 2: Then suddenly you cannot. You see it everywhere. I wonder
- 40:23Speaker 2: at the moment where she woke up and went, this
- 40:25Speaker 2: is snowballs, this is everywhere.
- 40:28Speaker 1: And they did a little game with her at the end,
- 40:30Speaker 1: which I thought was an interesting game when you think
- 40:33Speaker 1: about what it is. It was like HOWK tour or nah,
- 40:36Speaker 1: And so it was the lady who was interviewing it
- 40:37Speaker 1: was was showing up some photos of some guys and
- 40:40Speaker 1: she was had to say whether she would hock two
- 40:42Speaker 1: of them on that thing or not right, which, when
- 40:45Speaker 1: you think about it, it's about.
- 40:47Speaker 3: We asked another way would be entirely.
- 40:51Speaker 2: If you don't mind me asking the gender of the interviewer.
- 40:53Speaker 2: It was a lady. Yeah, it was absolutely fine. But
- 40:56Speaker 2: the first question here have listen, I have.
- 40:58Speaker 7: A game that I want to play with you guys.
- 41:03Speaker 7: It's called hock Tour or not.
- 41:04Speaker 2: And you tell me if you want a hook tour
- 41:06Speaker 2: on that thing or no?
- 41:07Speaker 3: Okay, Donald Trump, No, absolutely not.
- 41:13Speaker 6: For me.
- 41:15Speaker 1: So now there's a few articles out there going Donald
- 41:19Speaker 1: Trump fans, she's.
- 41:20Speaker 2: Not a Donald Trump supporter, but she wouldn't hoktour Donald Trump.
- 41:23Speaker 2: When you think about it's not saying she's not a
- 41:25Speaker 2: Donald trumb supporter.
- 41:26Speaker 3: Should there are a lot of well, I don't know,
- 41:27Speaker 3: maybe they.
- 41:30Speaker 1: Yeah, so people getting fired up with they don't really
- 41:32Speaker 1: know the contexts of the fold.
- 41:34Speaker 2: You know, give them as well.
- 41:42Speaker 4: But there's also business opportunities that are popping up for
- 41:45Speaker 4: not just a hok tour girl now, uh, also tour
- 41:49Speaker 4: operators as well. Hi, Michael Hawk, my friends call me Mike,
- 41:54Speaker 4: owner and operator of the company. If you want to
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- 42:04Speaker 4: and let our experienced guides take you on a of
- 42:09Speaker 4: our beautiful city, take part in a traditional shoe polishing
- 42:13Speaker 4: ceremony where you can and give it a good old
- 42:17Speaker 4: fashioned polishing. Our friendly tour guides will then have you
- 42:21Speaker 4: working as a waiter in a restaurant with rude customers,
- 42:24Speaker 4: where you can then take the meal out back and
- 42:28Speaker 4: as revenge, we will then take you to see the
- 42:31Speaker 4: statue of the controversial racist colonial explorer where you can
- 42:37Speaker 4: and if you think that the sucks, we offer the
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- 42:48Speaker 2: And enjoy the cake.
- 42:49Speaker 4: Visit us at dot co dot nz.
- 42:55Speaker 2: So opportunities around. There is a lot of opportunities around.
- 42:59Speaker 2: Pick it up one of the fifteen minutes, that's for sure, the.
- 43:03Speaker 6: The John and Ben podcast.
- 43:04Speaker 1: School holidays of course, the tacking in from the weekend.
- 43:07Speaker 1: If you've forgotten about that as a parent, you might
- 43:08Speaker 1: need some juggling to do over the next couple of weeks.
- 43:10Speaker 2: They come. They come along real quick, don't they.
- 43:13Speaker 1: Yeah, they really roll around and feels like they're always
- 43:16Speaker 1: the kids are always having holidays.
- 43:18Speaker 4: Yeah, but to them, school team feels like about ten
- 43:21Speaker 4: years when were you're at schools, So I know.
- 43:26Speaker 5: Even the school holidays felt like for really you're like, yeah,
- 43:29Speaker 5: two weeks.
- 43:29Speaker 4: What would you rather the pace or the pace internally
- 43:33Speaker 4: of when you were a child, of how a year felt,
- 43:35Speaker 4: or now when it feels like a blipping time, maybe
- 43:39Speaker 4: the child.
- 43:39Speaker 3: When I'd like a year to take forever.
- 43:41Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 43:42Speaker 3: Then I don't feel like I'm aging something.
- 43:44Speaker 1: Then it's nice to go another weekends feels like it's
- 43:46Speaker 1: you know, like the you know, the week, there's some
- 43:49Speaker 1: middle round.
- 43:50Speaker 4: It's like you've still got you can still enjoy the
- 43:52Speaker 4: slow pace of a year, but you know, you do
- 43:54Speaker 4: want a little bit of like.
- 43:56Speaker 5: Friday, go real fast and send this week real like that.
- 44:00Speaker 2: And now my mom just came back.
- 44:01Speaker 1: She was in Australia visiting her sisters, and she was
- 44:04Speaker 1: talking to her and she said, something happened on the
- 44:06Speaker 1: plane and she was a little put off by this,
- 44:09Speaker 1: and I want to know you you got us, John,
- 44:10Speaker 1: o'meghan with you what your thoughts were. She was sitting
- 44:13Speaker 1: in the economy class of the plane and she went
- 44:16Speaker 1: up to go to the bathroom and she knows it
- 44:18Speaker 1: was quite a big queue in the economy section and
- 44:21Speaker 1: she could just she was sitting near the sort of
- 44:23Speaker 1: premium economy, first class.
- 44:26Speaker 2: Business class area, a bit of class. She wasn't in that.
- 44:29Speaker 1: She noticed that at the toilet closest to her, not
- 44:32Speaker 1: her toilet was there was no cure. She was like, oh,
- 44:34Speaker 1: I just whip up there and go. And then she
- 44:36Speaker 1: walked up there. The lady, who was you know, one
- 44:38Speaker 1: of the stewards, went oh, I'm sorry, you can't use
- 44:40Speaker 1: this bathroom.
- 44:41Speaker 2: This is for the people that have paid for it.
- 44:44Speaker 2: And and Mom was a little little put off.
- 44:49Speaker 1: And then she try to tell me this, and I went, oh, yeah,
- 44:51Speaker 1: I could get her, you little put off. But at
- 44:53Speaker 1: the same time, she's got a point.
- 44:57Speaker 2: I'm not saying.
- 44:57Speaker 1: I'm saying I can see where the ladies say, you know,
- 44:59Speaker 1: they can't let all the REFERRAF buddy out there.
- 45:01Speaker 2: And that of the droppings and pass here. My mom
- 45:05Speaker 2: was kind of like, you're old late.
- 45:08Speaker 5: You know.
- 45:09Speaker 2: They're like, that's fine, but you didn't play for premium.
- 45:13Speaker 1: Well, I was like, an interesting point the way, I mean,
- 45:15Speaker 1: sometimes you could lapse it, I guess if you want.
- 45:17Speaker 1: But the same the same time, I was like, Mom,
- 45:19Speaker 1: you didn't you didn't pay for that, so did you
- 45:21Speaker 1: take these stars of the airline for a hardcore on
- 45:24Speaker 1: my mum or anything like that. But I just kind
- 45:26Speaker 1: of went, oh, yeah, I kind of. I can see
- 45:28Speaker 1: where the lady was coming from. It's a job to
- 45:30Speaker 1: kind of to do that.
- 45:31Speaker 2: But also a really yeah, well, yeah, I don't care.
- 45:36Speaker 3: Did she lead her do it?
- 45:37Speaker 1: No? You go back up to Yeah? So I was like,
- 45:41Speaker 1: what would you do? I mean, it's hard in that situation.
- 45:43Speaker 2: I probably just go you're fine, just you're not meant
- 45:46Speaker 2: to Yeah.
- 45:48Speaker 4: Very triggering for me that you're missing an airplane toilet.
- 45:50Speaker 4: I remember, only about six months ago, I used an
- 45:53Speaker 4: earplane toilet and for whatever reason, I've never seen this before.
- 45:56Speaker 4: On the ear line toilet with the circular window was
- 46:01Speaker 4: located you know that are down the side of the
- 46:03Speaker 4: plane was directly beside the toilet. So I'm standing up
- 46:07Speaker 4: and this is before we've even taken off and using
- 46:10Speaker 4: the laboratory.
- 46:11Speaker 2: They're one of those bloody.
- 46:12Speaker 4: Scissor lips things which people go outside.
- 46:20Speaker 2: A frame frame.
- 46:23Speaker 13: I was like, can they see it? I spent a
- 46:29Speaker 13: couple of hours of the plane going what just happened there?
- 46:35Speaker 2: But are you working on the you know, on the
- 46:37Speaker 2: tarmac of an airport. You're seeing the plane for those windows.
- 46:41Speaker 5: To wave out people, but hopefully we're just concentrating on
- 46:45Speaker 5: something else, the engine.
- 46:47Speaker 3: Just hoping that that particular window is frosted or something.
- 46:49Speaker 2: And you know how it so was like Simpson's like
- 46:54Speaker 2: Pace