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Show #161 BFYTW Stevie Bday Bash · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Because Fuck You That's Why is a founding member of the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Hello everybody, and welcome to episode one sixty one of Because Fuck You
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  That's Why. Uh, and we have got a very special show in line
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  for you, because it's Stevie's birthday. I'm still here. Motherfuckers. You
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  thought I wouldn't make it, and I fucking did, and on all of
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  them. Yeah, Stevie made his way out of a vagina some tender forty
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  one years ago this day, the day of recording. I should say not
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  to Dave release, but you're welcome to wish them. You just need to
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  pay enough. Okay, So, uh, let's get this party started,
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  shall we. Uh? As as we've got some of Stevie's best podcasting friends
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  available here with to play some very very silly games with us. I'm sure
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  even sillier than normal because they're all gonna be Stevie based. So there you
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  go. Um, let's start with uh. We'll get to the birthday boy
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  at the end, but let's start with a team Aggie. Uh. And
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  Aggie, you're a gamer and a storyteller and you used to be my youngest
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  friend. Now you've been downgraded. Ye you're just a friend. You're just
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  a friend now a friend. Yeah, you totally did. Uh and uh.
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  And the question I like to ask to introduce everybody, I always like
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  to ask questions. In this case, the question is in honor of Stevie.
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  What's the silliest thing You've done lately? Wow, the sudden I've done.
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  Let's put on lizbros Ricording for unentertament. I mean it kind of feels
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  unfair to just instantly do the thing that this is why the silliest thing I've
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  done lately is the thing I'm doing right now. It's taste. It feels
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  a bit like, oh, dear God, all right, let's just move
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  on. His partner on his team. He's the British man with a voice
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  as smooth as silk, and a penis is rough as sandpaper. It's crunchy.
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  Yeah, we've talked about about you know, get it looked. I'm
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  just saying, man, lu Blue, It's all I'm saying. Please anyway,
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  he likes to go and dry. It's fine. So you guys aren't
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  having a good how we all doing? Happy? By Stevie? Thank you,
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  sir, Thank you so much. I appreciate it. And crunchy.
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  I almost feel like I shouldn't have to ask this. But what is the
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  silliest thing you've done lately? What do you mean you shouldn't have to ask
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  this? Like everything I do is silly. I mean, I put it
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  out there on the internet long enough, but I'm saying I want to I
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  won't tell you how long ago this was, but I didn't want to release
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  a goldfish back into the wild. So the story of this is um,
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  Me and the good lady Scully went to a fireworks display, and of course
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  they had the all the pikey goings on and one of those stores which you
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  could win a goldfish. M yeah, I was pretty much our second date.
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  Yeah, so it's all these kids who running away with a goldfish,
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  and I started laughing to myself. So sk looks and me and says,
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  what are you thinking? I said, wouldn't it be funny if we could
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  release a goldfish back into the wild. This is her all the second date,
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  still thinking I'm normal, Let's do it. How did you get that
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  far convincing her you're normal? She's still married me. I know, I
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  know, I know he's still married me. There's someone on Moral Fashion the
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  mail. I think that's her. That's the only way to put up with
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  me nowadays. Fair enough, fair, Yeah, we released it into a
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  local pond and so far as to say I didn't go very well. God
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  just instantly like that's intelligence, all right? Uh? And making up the
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  other team, the team of three. Uh. Let's start with the power
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  couple there. Uh. And it's Jabbo and Nashan Hi Jabo we refer to
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  as a power couple. I feel I feel like if you ordered jay Z
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  and Beyonce from Wish, this is what you get. I mean like I
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  could say the N word, she can shake her ass about as close as
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  we get Amazon, I mean, at least Amazon. I don't know many
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  Amazon knows the type of shit that that I ordered. They may not want
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  to be involved a little. Which was the power ball? Maybe Alie expresses
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  between Amazon was going on that happy birthday? How y'all doing fantastic? So
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  I'll start with you, Jobo, what's the silliest thing you've done lately?
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  You want to answer that one for me? Because I have no fucking idea.
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  I have known it like we were downstairs. No, that was you.
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  I don't know, man, Like don't I don't know, like she
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  she damned there shout on my leg earlier, and we have this really horrible
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  rule going that if she farts on me that I'm allowed to request oral pleasure.
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  But that's not really silly, but I guess the silly part is like
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  I supposed to tell them, but no. I guess the silly part is
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  I ask for permission for like I guess you could say like the level of
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  involvement, because I'm like, oh, you know when you like, when
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  you offer something like that, First of all, it's like you never turn
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  it down, like you're never like no, I'm good, so you say
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  yes, but then you're like, so, like, how does this go?
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  Like is this one of those rough things that you see in movies?
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  Like is this gonna be like the ghost version of a relationship? I feel
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  like being like Noah's like, oh, you have things like we've had a
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  kid together. These are things that I probably don't need to ask anymore,
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  but I'm kind of polite. I guess I'm like, grab the hair,
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  don't grab the hair, like running Scara. And then she's like, no,
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  I was talking about you doing me, So I'm like, oh,
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  never mind. So that erases the entire thing, So I have no idea.
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  It's fair enough, fair enough, Sean, is the silliest thing you've
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  ever done lately agreeing to be on this Absolutely that's what I was just getting
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  ready to say. I think that, do you see how to outnumbered?
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  I am I'm the only one way to so absolutely completely the silliest thing was
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  agreeing to this. Well, we'll try not to dogpile you, um in
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  any event, only fans for that, yes, and rounding out the team
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  of three. Uh, it's an incredible friend of the show, uh and
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  uh and captain of the dj xanthus uh late night plays of the radio.
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  Uh, it's CJ. How goes with CJ? I'm emmually honored to be
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  asked to be a part of this thing. First, Stevie's birthday, So
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  happy birthday, my my podcast brother from a none of mother seriously like smokes,
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  one of the first friends I've made in this business, and uh we
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  been friends ever since. So it's pretty pretty badass. I hope you knew
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  that it goes the other way because Stevie was the one who decided who to
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  ask to be on the show, so very clearly held very high regard.
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  I'm I'm on honor, so ruth that you can be too high. Yeah,
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  the same question to you as everybody else. What's the silliest thing you've
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  done lately? I don't have a lately, but I have a very fun
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  silly story from my past. Can I share that? Yeah? Absolutely,
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  Okay. So, my my buddy used to have a Toyota. It's herself
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  two door Toyota's herself stick shift, and he was six foot three, like
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  two hund eighty pounds, so he would have to like cram himself into this
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  car for foremost. He also, for some reason, kept a soup spoon
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  in the glove box. Um and I found this one day as we're driving
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  down the road, and I proceeded to sit on the window while he's driving
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  down the road and it stop lights. Tried to sell the soup spoon to
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  random people on the side of the road for forty five dollars and almost got
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  someone to buy it. The one actually started to hand me money and then
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  realized that I was selling them with us soup spoon at the side of a
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  nineteen eighty six o Yoda Torsell in nineteen ninety eight, and it was one
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  of the funniest memories I have in my entire life. So I mean that
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  that might be, that might be not one of the silliest things you've done
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  lately, but one of the silliest things you've ever done. Oh yeah,
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  yeah, wow, Wow, that's awesome. I mean, had a whole
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  thing about how it would help you see God like it was yes, oh
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  yes, Mercy. Okay, we're starting this off right, That's all I
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  gotta say. Um. And finally, the man of the hour level forty
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  one midnight smoke veteran podcaster, it's Stevie. What everybody all are you all
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  doing today? Yeah? Stevie's not only going to be uh, you know,
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  part of the games and or judging some of them, but he's also
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  got a game of his own. Uh so this is gonna be all about
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  you, sir. I feel about that. That's weird. It's it's nice.
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  I feel honored. But yeah, now I'm not liking it as much
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  as I thought it would. At the beginning of this, I was like,
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  this is gonna be great. I'm like, I don't like spotlight on
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  me some goofy at the time, and that's about it. Are we like
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  looking at light's gonna be on you hard, and we are going to have
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  fun at your uh Stevie. I know this question is damn near impossible for
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  you to answer because your your life is basically a long string of silly,
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  silly occasions. But do you have one that sticks out in recent memory?
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  Maybe I do, actually something that's really recent, as in, like the
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  last two weeks. I started to create a potato dance. Sorry because okay,
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  so just immediately holding the bridge of his nose like, oh god,
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  I don't need another drink for this. Yeah, I needs the babe.
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  So my nickname at homeless Potato. So I started to do a potato dance
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  with the little avocado. Wait a minute, stop you wind. Why is
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  your nickname potato? Why have I not heard this? Yeah it was a
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  potato. I didn't know that was your nickname. Yeah, it's a nickname,
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  asked the butter. Okay, butter goes good with potatoes. Oh my
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  god, you night everybody in Holy fuck, I I'm here for this.
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  I can't even do you want to see the potato dance so far that I
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  got You can't see the whole thing because you can't really see me. You
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  can't see my feet move, but I got it doesn't matter. You have
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  a dance without breaking it down. Here's the dance. So he's just lightly
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  shuffling like an old man potato, and then he just kind of rose raised
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  his arms for a second. Yeah, that is the weakest asked game I've
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  ever seen. Dude, how active? But how many active potatoes do you
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  know? Just saying yeah? So all right, oh my god. But
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  it wasn't just a dance. He had a whole song that went with the
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  potatoes. So I gotta give credit where credit is awesome. Dude, if
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  he had brown slacks, he would have been my grandfather dancing like a year
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  old man. I'm trying to level up quicker. I feel I was just
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  missing a social can nurse for him. Thank God for the cost of me
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  bag. Okay, let's let's get on with I mean, I feel like
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  we can't get any sillier than that, but we're gonna try. Let's start
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  with game one. Stevie's got Game one wrapped up. It's getting stevied.
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  Jesus. In the past we've played delightful games of getting stevied, and basically
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  the long and the short of it is you gotta guess what's real and which
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  ones he's lying to you about? Um, Stevie, how what what game
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  have you put together? How have you put this all together for us today?
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  All right? So it's it's not too crazy. It's a sentence that's
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  been on my mind in the last like two or three weeks, so I
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  wrote it down. So I gotta ask everybody in the room tonight, are
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  these country movie or country music song titles? Or are you being stevied?
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  O? God? So these are either country song titles or these are something
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  I made up? Okay? So each team is going to get to answer
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  each prompt, okay, and we'll switch which one goes first each time.
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  Uh, Stevie, what's your first prompt? The first prompt is huckleberry Hound
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  Downtown, Huckleberry Hound Downtown, Aggie and Crunchy. Is he making that up?
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  Or is that real? Position? Yeah? Yes, I was just
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  thinking that just a little bit. Definitely something you probably got all his own
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  funds. That's a top tier if he was a Wrestler's like a move.
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  I mean, it's entirely possible, but it does now, but it does
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  sound fake. It does sound like we're being Stevie though, yeah, I
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  think I'm gonna have Okay, So Augie and Crunchy say you are being Stevied?
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  Uh, Jabbo and Sean and CJ. What do you think? Um,
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  I'm kind of with Nahana feels more like a sex position than a than
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  a Uh countries and although a lot of those are interchangeable, so let it
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  works out for us later. How to be better than what you almost did
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  before we recorded to the story you told, I figure if you scatter shot,
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  we'll land close with one of them by time it's over. Maybe I'll
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  get like a kiss on a cheek and a high five is what happens after?
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  Yeah? Um my votes to Stevie, what do you too think I'm
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  saying it's a Stevie. I think it's a great title. Though if I'm
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  wrong, then yeah, but I don't know. Steve. All Right,
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  some episode both teams say they're being Stevie. Were they being Stevied? Or
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  is that real? You are being Stevie? Very nice guy? One point
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  for each team? All know how this works? Already's killing it? All
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  right, Stevie. Prompt number two? All right, The next one is
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  how can I miss you? If you won't go away? How can I
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  miss you if you won't go away? All right? Uh, jabot nishan
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  CJ. You guys are up first. What do you think? Oh,
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  that's real. Yeah, we're gonna lose the credibility of our show if we
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  don't get this right. But I actually think it's I think it's a Toby
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  Keats song. I'm not even joking. The fact that you may or may
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  not know that is what makes me happy. But the fact that that ship
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  sounds like something that somebody minting their fucking soul. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  but huckle marahound getting down like nobody really like celebrates like, oh,
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  dude on my chest and it's not really a thing, But I love you,
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  but get the fuck away from me. It kind of sounds like it
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  works a little bit better. I'm gonna agree, dude. Yeah, I
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  again, I'm gonna go as far as I say. I think it's a
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  Toby d song. Just for the record, all right, all right,
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  right, j NC says it's real, Augie and Crunchy. What do you
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  think I mean? I think it's real too. It does sound familiar,
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  to be fair, No, it doesn't say I'm more used to the first
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  syllable of the word country. So I'm not very familiar and that sounds like
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  something more scutty would say to me to get me out the fucking room.
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  But yeah, I'll agree with you, and I'll say that's real. Okay,
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  both teams say it's real, Stevie. Is that real or have they
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  been? Stevie? That one is real? You guys are doing good.
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  This is actually by Dan Hicks nineteen sixty nine. Guys are killing it.
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  Yeah, nice, a perfect rat she remade it. But that's beside the
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  point, all right, Stevie, I should ask how many of these you
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  have? I had thirteen in case we got it to tie, So you
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  want to go to ten or we'll do ten, all right, So prompt
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  number three. Prompt number three. I can't believe I fell for your tractor.
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  I can't believe I fell for your tractor. And Crunchy, do you
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  think that's real or are you being Stevie this one? Anything is. I
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  can't believe I fell for your tractor. Now let me ply your field,
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  dude. I'm willing to go ahead and concede. I'll give them the win
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  on that one. We ain't even tweeting ship nice anything like that as the
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  words. If I got a Brandy and combine harvester, so you know that
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  I don't know about you, I'd probably think his fake. Yeah, I'm
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  thinking it's fake as well. You guys think you're being Stevie job CJ.
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  What do you think? My first was that we were being Stevie. That
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  was my first inkling. I'm I'm gonna go with the I'm gonna go with
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  her being Stevie like if you if you got something different over there, CEJ,
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  then no, I'm gonna go with you because the majority on this one.
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  But my gut tells me that there's just some weird ass shit out there
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  in the country world, and then there might be some reality to this.
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  But there is a she thinks my tractors sexy. I know that's actually it's
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  song, so I know that country people are not far past. But I
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  mean, it's like the old joke, how do you get your wife,
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  dog and tractor back? You play the song backwards? But you know that
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  I'm gonna go with y'all st Stevie. So okay, So both teams say
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  they're being Stevie Stevie. Where they being Stevie or is this real? I
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  can't believe a fell for here. Tractor is so Stevie both last year,
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  don't you guys know? It is released in two thousand and one, Little
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  Nasacs and Miley this time. Both teams are killing it a three three points
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  a piece. That's good. They know my bullshit? Yeah, they really
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  do. Let's see if you can manage to dissuade them. Here's a prompt
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  number four. Prompt four we cook our beans over the campfire? Uh cj
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  N Sean Jabo, what do you think? I think that's a real title.
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  To be honest, I'm gonna I'm you know what, I'm putting this
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  one on her shoulders. She thinks I'll agree with her. I'll say it's
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  a real song title. Smoke, do me a favorite? Broke up of
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  it? Can you say the title again? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
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  we cook our beans over the campfire? Shit, I was afraid I missed
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  a word. Okay, Um, where did you think you miss? I
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  was hoping it was something because that's just too generic. Um, we said,
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  what did you say it was? You said it was I think it
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  really is. I know, I don't think it's Stevie. I think it's
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  a real song title. I'm I'm gonna follow the boss. The boss says
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  it's real, so I'm gonna go with her. Okay. Uh, j
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  NC says it's real. Uh Auggie, Crunchy, what do you think?
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  I honestly, and that's privet that Ben will agree with anything just for pussy,
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  Yes, sir, I don't know. Actually, I think this is
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  us being Stevie. I I yeah, it's too plain. I agree with
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  that as much it sounds like it could be. I just don't feel it.
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  I don't feel it all right, So the first time there's essential lose.
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  Yeah, but if we lose, then it's my fault. So Audi
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  and crunch you think they're being Stevie, Jay and C say it's real Stevie.
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  Is it real? Or have they been Stevie? They've been good?
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  All right, Crunchy, get it right? Get another point. They have
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  taken the lead four points to three, but there are still six more parts
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  left to go, so we'll see how things match up. Uh Stevie.
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  What is prompt number five? Number five is please bypass this heart, bypass
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  this heart? Oh my goodness, yeah, please by passes in life?
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  I don't that's so stupid. I have no Aggy Crunchy the team whose name
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  ends, and it's going to be given to the hospital when I have a
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  B. That's so stupid that it seems like, oh no, it can't
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  be real. It can't. It just can't. It's gotta be real.
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  It's got let's go for it. Okay, let's just say it's real.
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  And Crunchy say it's real. Uh, j NC, what do you think?
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  I think it's a Stevie. Honestly, I think it's Stevie too.
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  Okay, I'm not responsible for We're not that difficult. Okay, and Crunchy
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  say j n C say they're being Stevie. So Stebee, which is it?
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  Is it real or did you make it up? Number five is real?
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  It's real. Jimmy Jimmy Buffett sings. That's Jimmy Buffet's not country.
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  That's what I just said. Maybe the first syllable. Wow, Okay,
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  it's okay, it's your birthday. Well we'll gift you Jimmy Country. I
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  feel bad, not only because I got it right, because that's that's a
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  horrible title. I wish it wasn't real. I mean, he's saying Margaritaville,
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  so yeah, that considered country to me in any are called parrot heads
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  where where it was the last time you'd be like, damn they I'm about
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  to go to the farm. Why take Carolti's motherfucking parents. You're good,
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  you're good man. Oh we're only halfway through the game. It feels like
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  longer. It's okay. Prompt number six, number six. You're a hard
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  dog to keep under the porch. What you're a hard dog to keep under
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  the porch? Wow? Uh jabbo nishan CJ. What do you think?
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  I don't even give up. I'll live in country music land. I'm letting
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  you have this one. I don't you know what? What running that title
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  more time? Yeah, you're a hard dog to keep under the porch.
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  You know what? Fuck it? I say it's legit. I don't know.
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  I really don't have no idea why. Yeah, I'm a huge evo.
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  Like there's this gut thing that says it's real even though it's probably not.
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  Okay, so j NC says it's real, AUGI crunchy, What do
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  you think? I think it's maybe something by West, But that's it,
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  man, I don't know, it's yeah, it's it's definitely sounds real enough,
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  but I mean we're ahead. We could play Devil's Advocate and see where
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  we go. Well, say he's bullshit, Yeah, say it's a Stevie
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  Instead, I love it smokes hitting a hookah in the middle of the Yeah,
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  dude, every answer the other team is like, oh, we're already
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  beating these motherfuck is Mary Crunchy says it in that accident, He's like,
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  oh, so I'm too us, don't. Yeah, I want to say
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  it's real. Yeah, yeah, saying okay, so everybody says it's real.
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  I was not meant to play, but I'm getting the faint win,
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  faint whiff of Stevie on this one. Stevie, is it real? Are
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  they right? Or Am I right? And they're being Stevie? Uh,
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  you're a hard dog to keep under the porch? Is real? Oh wow?
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  Yeah, man, this is all I like when you guess too.
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  It's fun. If you hadn't talked them out of changing their answer. Uh,
• 27:45
  you both teams get a point. It is six to four, but
• 27:48
  there are four prompts left, right, What is prompt number seven? Sir?
• 27:53
  You're the reason our kids are so ugly. I mean, in my
• 28:04
  case, I can believe it. You're sexy. You don't know you're talking
• 28:10
  about. That's got uh Augie Crunchy your first I mean that sounds real enough,
• 28:23
  real enough anyone. Yeah, I know, yeah, I'll say it's
• 28:32
  real. Nobody would made that. Wow, Steve, But I think that's
• 28:38
  silly enough to be real. Yeah, gotta be real and Crunchy, say
• 28:42
  real, jan C, what do you think we're already two behind. We
• 28:47
  gotta go opposite. That sounds like some That sounds like some shit that somebody
• 28:52
  yelled in the house during a fight. We're bet it sacks you know what?
• 29:00
  Yeah, or that's how you get that angry dick out of your partner.
• 29:07
  Our kids look like Mungo Lloyd's. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not.
• 29:12
  We'll go to the opposite of y'all fuck it. What do we have
• 29:15
  to lose? It's just funny because right away fictures you fuck weird. That's
• 29:22
  why our kids are fucked. What do you mean I fu weird? We
• 29:30
  already started with the lyrics to the song Oh my God. All right,
• 29:33
  we need to get this sorry, sorry sorry, okay, So J and
• 29:38
  C tactically go with they're being Stevie crunch you say it's real, Stevie,
• 29:44
  which is it? This is real? By Conway Twitty. Oh my god,
• 29:48
  Wow, oh my god. I actually mentioned this motherfucker on our show
• 29:57
  and I dropped it. I am the reason our kids apart. You just
• 30:04
  can get routine. I mean, wow, Okay, holy shit. Um,
• 30:12
  all right, let's move on to prompt number eight. Oh gosh,
• 30:18
  what the fuck? Can you count to eight? Who's gonna till the ground
• 30:23
  when I'm gone? Who's gonna till the ground when I'm gone? Oh my
• 30:30
  god? All right, Um, I've completely lost track. No, j
• 30:34
  NC, you guys go first this time. Stevie. Stevie step absolutely.
• 30:42
  Javo is coming down hard. What do you think, James? My soul
• 30:48
  hurts right now. The last one really really threw me. Um, I'm
• 30:57
  with you, Javo. It's fine, Honestly, I don't. I don't
• 31:00
  have a thought. I don't have a thought. J NC say they're being
• 31:06
  Stevie, Aggie and Crunchy. What do you think? Oh my god,
• 31:10
  this is a most see Do you think so? Yeah? I think so.
• 31:15
  There's no way. Okay, everybody says it's made up? Stee.
• 31:22
  Is this real? Or have they all been stevied. I had to read
• 31:26
  to make sure. Nope, that's a Stevie got it right. Everybody got
• 31:33
  it right. They are being Stevie. Yes again, okay, prompt number
• 31:40
  nine, please number nine. She got the ring and I got the finger.
• 31:47
  She got the ring and I got the finger. Aggie and Crunchy Europe
• 31:51
  first this time. See that could not easily be gounting. Yeah, almost
• 32:00
  like a wheel of Wolker junior time. I'll say it's real if you're happy
• 32:06
  with that. Yeah, no, that's uh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 32:10
  it's real. For some reason, I feel like I know I've heard it,
• 32:15
  but maybe maybe Stevie's sang it at one point and just Stevie playing mind
• 32:22
  games with you all this time. He's playing country and dude, you never
• 32:24
  know what this dude, h j N. What do you think it's a
• 32:34
  song? Yeah? I got you with that, although I think I agree
• 32:39
  to disagree in my colleague that I think I think it's Eric Church. But
• 32:43
  that's beside the point, you know, I'm okay. Everybody says it's real,
• 32:50
  Stevie. Is that true? Or have they all been Stevie? This
• 32:52
  one's real. It's Chuck Mead, Wow, Chuck me. Yeah, right,
• 33:00
  there's a there's a name like feels like a name for country. All
• 33:04
  right, chuck mead, he is, yeah, but the other now,
• 33:08
  all right, this is it? This is the last one? Last one?
• 33:12
  Prompt number ten? Which one do I choose them? How's it going
• 33:15
  to? Okay? Redneck Martians stole my baby? Redneck Martians stole my baby?
• 33:29
  Jabo, Nishan and CJ. What do you think? That's STEVI In
• 33:36
  my opinion, as much as he's giggling over there, he does have a
• 33:47
  towel. Uh god, I don't know, you know what. The fact
• 33:59
  that that title is so crazy and is this the last one? Yeah?
• 34:01
  Is the last one? The fact that this is the last one in that
• 34:06
  title is insane. I'm absolutely moved to say that it's real, but I
• 34:08
  can't. I can't. I'm hoping the laugh is given something away. I
• 34:14
  can't. All right, So I think that's your team has come down on
• 34:16
  the side of it's Stevied, right. Everybody thinks they're being Steve. Is
• 34:22
  that what you said in the sean? Because if you said it, then
• 34:24
  I agree. Okay, everybody says they're being Stevie, Aggie and Crunchy what
• 34:29
  do you think about this last prompt? This is another one of those I
• 34:31
  really does have a tell breeze. Yeah, this is one of those.
• 34:38
  I really wish it's not real. I really hope it isn't real. I'm
• 34:45
  thinking I'm quite Yeah, I'm thinking it's Stevie. Okay, everybody says they're
• 34:51
  being stevied, are they right? Redneck Martian? Still, my baby is
• 34:59
  real. It's it's a real artist's name, Hank Flamingo. Wow. So
• 35:07
  with that last prompt, you literally stopped Aggie and Crunchy from having a perfect
• 35:12
  game. They have nine points, Jay and Z only have six, unfortunately,
• 35:16
  which means first game goes to Aggie and Crunchy they have one episode point.
• 35:22
  Yeah, but I fear not Jabo and company, you'll have a chance
• 35:30
  to catch up. We're gonna play game two, which is where two points
• 35:34
  coming up right after this. This is Beer in Front. Every week I'll
• 35:47
  talk about a beer maybe we've forgotten along the way while we get those check
• 35:52
  ins and badgets. Being the Chicago beer guy, I'll also talk about great
• 35:59
  craft beer in the city of Chicago. And remember, sometimes the beer in
• 36:04
  front of you is the best one yet. That's beer in Front part of
• 36:08
  the Odd Pods Media Network. Hey everybody, welcome back. It's part two
• 36:27
  of Steve He's birthday Party, which has started off insane and is probably only
• 36:31
  gonna get worse because game two, you're all going to come on a little
• 36:36
  trip with me deep inside Stevie's holes. Oh yeah, I did, but
• 36:45
  specifically his brain hole. I'm going to give our teams a list of six
• 36:51
  categories. Teams are going to take turns choosing categories from that list, and
• 36:54
  each category corresponds to a trivia question with three possible answers. The questions all
• 37:00
  revolve around something that Stevie has said or done. If your team can answer
• 37:05
  correctly, you'll get a point, but if Stevie gets it wrong, you'll
• 37:07
  get two points. After all six categories have been played, we'll do a
• 37:12
  surprise seventh question, which both teams will answer and is worth double points.
• 37:16
  Whichever team has the most points after question seven will win the game and earn
• 37:22
  two episode points. And here are your categories. Bikini Babe, sonic Speed,
• 37:29
  He's a Hater, a Bacon bit, serial for idiots, or shot
• 37:34
  in the face j NC as you lost the last game, You guys,
• 37:38
  have the choice of the first choice of categories. Where would you like to
• 37:42
  start nishan serial for idiots, serial for idiots? Okay, here is your
• 37:53
  question on serial for idiots. In the so called final episode ever of The
• 38:00
  Mister BS Show titled Super Serial, during the game idioms for idiots, which
• 38:05
  of these things does Stevie claim? A. The phrase he who laughs best
• 38:10
  laughs last derives from people who have seen Stevie's penis. B. The phrase
• 38:16
  to paint the town red somehow relates to Stevie donkey punching his ex girlfriend or
• 38:22
  ce. The phrase in Indian summer is because summers in India are usually particularly
• 38:28
  hot and wet, which sounds right but is still incorrect. Stevie, write
• 38:34
  down whether you think A, B or C is correct, please and difficulty.
• 38:45
  All of them are possibilities, although I think the donkey punching one is
• 38:50
  the least likely of the three. Like, if I'm eliminating one right off
• 38:52
  the top, it's that one my opinion, So I think it's one of
• 38:59
  the other. Wow, pulling from the Mister B show man, that's awesome,
• 39:05
  fucking damn. My answer is A. I'm going with the first one.
• 39:12
  That's that's where I'm said, Oh my god, we're gonna go with
• 39:15
  a yell. Okay, everybody agrees J and C say A. The phrase
• 39:24
  he who laughs best laughs last derives from people who've seen Stevie's penis. Stevie,
• 39:30
  what did you put? I can't remember, probably because all the weed
• 39:34
  I smoked it. I probably just shouldn't hit that again. But I went
• 39:37
  with A. You also went with A. Okay, So if they're correct,
• 39:39
  J and C have earned one point, but they're not correct. Correct
• 39:44
  answer is B. Stevie said the phrase to paint the town red somehow relates
• 39:49
  to him donkey punching his ex girlfriends. Wow, that's the one episode I'm
• 40:00
  terrible. I don't listen to a lot of a lot of podcasting, but
• 40:04
  that is one that I know that I listened to, and it surprised me.
• 40:07
  The whole donkey punching his ex girlfriend it was a surprise to me.
• 40:15
  Wow, it was a surprise. It's Stevie too, because he got it
• 40:22
  wrong, all right, Aggie and Crunchy. You can have a choice of
• 40:28
  the remaining categories Bikini Babe, sonic speed, He's a hater, a bacon
• 40:31
  bit or shot in the face. Thank you. It's completely change off that.
• 40:37
  Yeah, look which one you're looking at? Which one? When I
• 40:42
  look at there, I'm thinking, I think we go for the one that
• 40:45
  is completely the opposite of Stevie in general, and go for some little speed,
• 40:52
  Sonic speed, Sonic speed. Okay, Aggie and Crunchy, here's your
• 40:55
  question. In the deeply unpopular reality show web series The Last One Up,
• 41:01
  which of the following is true about Stevie's matchup with CJ In episode six A,
• 41:08
  Stevie confused Sonic the Hedgehog two for the popular YouTube song what does the
• 41:14
  Fox Say? B Stevie lost zero to three? Or see Stevie blamed his
• 41:21
  loss on his own erectile dysfunction. Stevie, write down your answer, and
• 41:28
  Aggie and Crunchy, what do you think would mean? What do you say
• 41:31
  the words of rectile dysfunction? What I'm about to have her mouth foot of
• 41:35
  old fashioned? That would have been a waste about gol That's awesome. That
• 41:47
  was a good series, realistically anything. Yeah, yeah, Like I you
• 41:53
  would think I know Stevie well, but I know him well enough to know
• 41:57
  that anything is possible. And yet only one of these is true. All
• 42:01
  right, that's let's let's let's do pay because he lost three nail is too
• 42:07
  vague. Yeah, there has to be a little bit more highly plausible.
• 42:13
  So it has to be a reason why he lost, which I feel like
• 42:16
  as a joke he would say something like that. I hate to say,
• 42:25
  but all signs of point to direct on this point. Yeah, ask you
• 42:34
  even though the solid one. You know, because of the name of the
• 42:37
  actual question, I'm tempting to go with rectile function. What about you?
• 42:42
  Yeah, I am too tempted by erect out this. Yeah, we'll go
• 42:50
  back. You can't get a rise out. Okay. So Aggie and Crunchy
• 42:53
  say, see, Stevie, what did you say? I said, see,
• 42:58
  erectile will just function? Was the wow? Okay, so again,
• 43:01
  if you're right, you'll get one point. But you're wrong again, it's
• 43:07
  answer A. He confused the game Sonic the Hedgehog two for the YouTube song
• 43:12
  what does the Fox say? Yes? Holy, I like the point out.
• 43:22
  This is during his drinking year, So good point. That was not
• 43:27
  the weed. I didn't smoke that much. Then that was the alcohol.
• 43:30
  That was acohol. That was a whole different Stevie at the time still no
• 43:35
  point for anybody, but Stevie himself has gotten both of them wrong about this
• 43:40
  different life j NC four categories left, bikini babe, he's a hater,
• 43:45
  a bacon bit or shot in the face. I think we got to take
• 43:51
  the shot in the face. Personally, it sounds good. Glad somebody else
• 43:54
  is doing it at this time. Okay, shot in the face. Here's
• 43:59
  your question. The massively unpopular YouTube series The Save Files, episode three about
• 44:04
  the text Murphy Games. What does Stevie say right before shooting me with a
• 44:08
  silenced pistol? Is it a you crossing the line? Crossinged the line?
• 44:16
  B things could get worser, worser, or ce hey, you like bullets.
• 44:29
  Stevie is right, but I don't know. I'm leaning towards a you
• 44:36
  guys pick it because I was leaning towards things we're getting worsert. It did
• 44:42
  be clear he didn't say the line twice. I was just enunciating the word
• 44:45
  properly because they are incorrect, said he said, crossing the line where things
• 44:50
  could get worser. She's ritt it up a valid point, but then all
• 44:57
  of them have like bad things lump the hold and study to a yeah,
• 45:01
  yeah, jock it out and voted me I ain't cool. Then we'll go
• 45:06
  with either. Okay, J and C is going with A. You crossing
• 45:10
  into the line, Stevie, what did you put b as in Bravo as
• 45:15
  in Bravo? So Steve thinks it worser. So if A is correct,
• 45:21
  Jabo's team has two points because you will got it wrong. Oh shit.
• 45:25
  But the reality is Stevie, you got it right. It's things could get
• 45:30
  worser. That's one of my favorite roles that we played on the Text Mury.
• 45:34
  We did a dedication to Text Murphy and we all had roles and it
• 45:36
  was amazing, fully produced, awesome. Yeah, it was a lot of
• 45:39
  fun, but we just started listening to Nashan and shouting out had it right?
• 45:46
  Unfortunately, um in any event, no points to either team yet.
• 45:52
  But there's still three categories left. There's bikini Babe, he's a hater,
• 45:54
  and a bacon bit Aggie and Crunchy. Which one would you like? I'll
• 46:00
  let you pay this one because it's that pitted the last one he's a hater.
• 46:06
  He's a hater. Okay, here's your question for he's a hater.
• 46:13
  In episode seven of bfytw starring special Speed Run Judge voice actor David Hayter.
• 46:21
  Stevie declares mister Hayter to be quote fucking awesome after mister Hayter says, which
• 46:27
  of the following is it? A? He'd rather go drinking with Snake than
• 46:31
  Zangetsu because given a choice between anybody and a dude named Snake, you always
• 46:36
  go with Snake. B He thinks Jean Luke Picard would be a better stand
• 46:40
  up comedian than Professor Xavier because Xavier can't stand up or see. He chose
• 46:47
  Bucky the Winter Soldier over Captain America as more likely to be a fan of
• 46:52
  Martha Stewart because his brain had been messed with so much. It was basically
• 46:55
  mashed potatoes, which goes great with a sprig of parsley. Oh my god,
• 47:02
  I remember, but I don't. And this is so difficult. Which
• 47:07
  one of these things that made Stevie say that mister Hayter was fucking awesome?
• 47:14
  Oh do you say? I need these lines out of context? And it's
• 47:15
  pretty much a fever drink right about Stevie. I'm not a single persons surprised,
• 47:22
  and like hell, I'm going back and listen to our old shit.
• 47:27
  Um, I wasn't there, so I can't really. I probably want to
• 47:35
  say the profect reacts one because something that Stevie would laugh at quite easily.
• 47:40
  That was good. Yeah, I think I have to agree with you.
• 47:44
  Then okay, you guys are going with B B all right? What was
• 47:50
  the first one? Again? The first one was that he'd rather go drinking
• 47:52
  with Snake then Zangetsu, because given a choice between anybody and a dude named
• 47:55
  Snake, you always go with Snake. Cool cool, Stevie, what did
• 48:00
  you say? Said? You also said be okay? So if you're correct,
• 48:04
  Aggie and Crunchy have a point, and they are correct, it is
• 48:07
  B. He said John Lucard would be a better stand up comedian than Professor
• 48:12
  Xavier because Xavier can't stand up, and Stevie went, that's fucking awesome.
• 48:20
  One I've heard out of the last one. When you guys had the last
• 48:25
  one, I knew that one. I'm like, oh, I wish I
• 48:28
  could say something, but it's only one point. So uh, let's see,
• 48:30
  there's only two categories left, JABO, n c UH Nichette and UH
• 48:37
  and CJ. You have the choice, would you like bikini babe, or
• 48:39
  a bacon bit. Let's go food bacon bitch. When I call my penis
• 48:46
  gave away. There this old crusty overcook Between that and the nicknamed potato dude,
• 48:53
  you got a whole salad bar thing going on. Feeling right, I'm
• 48:57
  healthy. Reason why the gave all right, jan C, here's your question
• 49:07
  from a bacon bit. In an episode of Let's Play Pantilest, Stevie played
• 49:12
  the baconing, and upon learning he could play a character named Steve, he
• 49:16
  excitedly shouted, He's just like me. Upon learning that the character Steve could
• 49:22
  do which of the following A He rides a unicorn, b He drags enemies
• 49:29
  to him with a chain, or see he casts rainbow healing spells. I'm
• 49:37
  going with a definitely a gottorn tons unicorn part of me. That the rainbow
• 49:47
  healing though, like that's something he would yell, I have rainbow healing powers.
• 49:52
  I can hear him yelling that to somebody. I'll say we can because
• 50:07
  we're about to get We're about to go to your answer, we'll go away.
• 50:09
  Since you rolled with it, ride that unicorn, you fuck? Okay,
• 50:14
  So usually unicorn, that's why I'm concerned. So Jabo, Nishan and
• 50:20
  CJ say, he rides a unicorn. Answer, Hey, Stevie, what
• 50:22
  did you put if you were a unicorn? Who did you do another unicorn?
• 50:27
  Yes? I would Hey Stevie also said, hey, so if you're
• 50:30
  right, you have one point, you've tied the game, and you are
• 50:32
  right. He learned that Stevie was a ninja and rides a unicorn and he
• 50:37
  goes, it's just like me, don't you do? That's why I love
• 50:43
  the fucking Air Force. Hell yeah, dude, man, I wish they
• 50:45
  issued Unicorn. It's in the Jets. Don't have it awesome rolling into a
• 50:51
  rack on a unicorn, Aggie and Crunchy. You get the last You get
• 50:55
  the last remaining question on the board, which is bikini babe. Oh and
• 51:00
  I just say about the only one the ones. Jabo to say right that
• 51:04
  you fuck no, no, holy shit, like if you play that properly,
• 51:14
  that that can almost be on your left and the Avengers. Dade comes
• 51:21
  through the little fucking the little doctor strange thing. It's like, oh no,
• 51:24
  I don't know, it's a Crunchy comes out of nowhere. He's like,
• 51:28
  I think he's gonna mike it. I'm gonna ride that unicorn. You
• 51:30
  mystical fuck? Does it? Yeah? It's Cannon. Now Stevie's in the
• 51:38
  Avengers to record this. Yeah, I think immediately, So we need to
• 51:44
  write this thing. I can't write it all misspelled. Let's finish the game
• 51:47
  and then we can pend us megascript. Okay, I'll getting crunchy. Your
• 51:52
  final category is bikini babe, You're stuck with it. Sorry, And here's
• 51:55
  your question. In the Immersion episode of the unpipedular YouTube show, It's Stevie,
• 52:01
  Stevie famously shows up wearing a bikini at the end. But which of
• 52:06
  these three costumes does Stevie not wear over the course of that episode? Is
• 52:12
  it A a punk rocker with a plastic guitar, b A soldier with an
• 52:16
  assault rifle? Or see a hulking tank like metal gear spelled M E D
• 52:23
  A L G E E R. Again, every single one of those is
• 52:34
  absolutely but I'm pretty sure of memory serves right. It was c is the
• 52:38
  correct is the one that's not right that we were looking for, the one
• 52:44
  Stevie does not wear over the course of that particular episode. In mind,
• 52:49
  I've seen what he wears when he does a task mass So, yeah,
• 52:52
  I'm happy to pass you with I don't remember what I wore? Was it?
• 52:57
  Okay? Aggie and Crunchy have gone with c Stevie, what did you
• 53:00
  put? I chose as well. Okay, so if you're right, it's
• 53:04
  worth one point. And you are right. It was the hulking tank like
• 53:08
  metal gear that actually shows up in a different episode. Yeah, I don't.
• 53:15
  Yeah, you walk in the room wearing a cardboard box and it has
• 53:17
  metal gear written on the side, an entirely different episode. It made me
• 53:24
  laugh. But yes, over that particular episode, the one where he does
• 53:29
  end up in a bikini, he also wears a punk rock and a soldier
• 53:32
  outfit. So well done to age Crunchy. It is two points to one.
• 53:37
  So we're going to do the final question now, uh and this final
• 53:42
  question is worth double points and everybody's going to play this one. So Stevie,
• 53:47
  you're gonna write down your answer and then the team who's coming in first
• 53:51
  will go first. That's Augae and Crunchy and then uh, Jabbo, CJ
• 53:55
  and Sean can decide whether they want to go with that answer or try their
• 53:59
  own. Here we go the category for the final question is in the beginning
• 54:05
  in episode one of bfy tw when asked what superpower he'd want to have,
• 54:10
  specifically for the purpose of doing evil things. What was Stevie's response? Was
• 54:16
  it A. He'd want to have X ray visions so we could see inside
• 54:21
  people's brains and therefore know when they are lying. Is it be he'd want
• 54:27
  to have perfect teleportations so he could shoplift and plant kick me signs on people's
• 54:31
  backs, or is it C he'd want to have time manipulation powers so he
• 54:37
  could make people's milk turn sour unexpectedly. Those are all I think number three
• 54:51
  is probably a bit too intelligent for him, Stevie. Have you written and
• 54:54
  answered him? Yeah, I feel like, let's say, what are you
• 55:02
  thinking? Probably B B sounds more plausible. Yeah, he definitely kicked me.
• 55:10
  Yeah, yeah, I think so because I never talked about X ray
• 55:15
  he's always had poor eyesight. Anyways, all right, we'll do that for
• 55:22
  you. So, sobbing Crunchy, you say B job out and Sean CJ,
• 55:30
  what do you think? My first instinct is B. I've listened to
• 55:38
  this episode and I can't fucking remember and I'm annoyed. I doesn't want to
• 55:44
  pick with a pick. Yeah, Tactically, if you pick the same answer,
• 55:47
  it doesn't matter whether it's right or wrong, you will lose. Yeah,
• 55:52
  that's condition got X ray version having motherfucker. Let's go away. Okay,
• 56:00
  very good. So Aggie and Crunchy say, b uh job odin Seawan
• 56:05
  and CJ say, hey, Stevie, what did you say? I believe,
• 56:08
  I recall I chose be perfect teleportation yeah, and plant kick me be
• 56:15
  fucking funny. Bear in mind. I gave them the option of any superpower
• 56:22
  and they could do any evil thing they wanted, and they picked things like
• 56:25
  shoplifting, planty kick me signs with people's backs, and people's milk turns out
• 56:30
  unexpectedly. They start thinking about it afterwards. Now I start feeling bad because
• 56:34
  I'm just like shoplifting, and it's usually hurting like the small person, not
• 56:37
  even like big corporations, like it's hurting like the small But now I feel
• 56:39
  like an asshole. But is that memory correct? I believe so it is
• 56:44
  correct. Yeah, he picked teleportation so we could shoplift and plant kick me
• 56:47
  signs with people's backs. So Augie and Crunchy have taken that game as well.
• 56:54
  Seems as though, charm very good. Your instinct has been on every
• 57:00
  single time you've gotten it wrong when they've gotten it you've gotten it right when
• 57:04
  they've gotten it wrong. So I wouldn't say that, I'd say I'd say
• 57:07
  the bad luck charmers. I'm not listening to you not to mention this is
• 57:12
  proved how difficult it is to live in Stevie. He's head twenty four hours
• 57:15
  a day. Like we're like, oh, he only got the last two
• 57:20
  questions correct. You got all the others wrong, and they were about him
• 57:23
  in his life. My life's crazy, man, every single person of all
• 57:30
  this show today. You look who you're sleeping were tonight. You've got it
• 57:34
  good? Feel great? Yeah? All right, So Aggie and Crunchy are
• 57:44
  up three to zero, but the game's not over yet. Game three is
• 57:46
  going to be worth three points, so they could tie it up, or
• 57:51
  Aggie and Crunchy could get a clean sweep. We will see what happens when
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• 58:45
  welcome back. It's time for game three. Game three is going to be
• 58:50
  the speed run five quick fire topics. You just gotta pick whichever one Stevie
• 58:55
  likes better, because before the show he picked his own picks as to which
• 59:00
  he would prefer of each of these sets of options, and we'll take turns
• 59:07
  discussing, but only one team is going to get to choose for each individual
• 59:12
  topic, and whichever team manages to claim three topics first will win the game
• 59:15
  and earn three points and either tie this game up or get a clean sweep.
• 59:22
  Well, we'll see. We're gonna start with topic number one, and
• 59:24
  I know this is close to Stevie's heart as most of these should be Scorpion
• 59:31
  versus sub Zero, both from Mortal Kombat. Who would be more interesting to
• 59:37
  get stoned with? Since Jabo, N Sean and CG. You guys lost
• 59:43
  the last game. You guys are gonna go first, So this is your
• 59:45
  topic. Go ahead and discuss. What do you think? So zero is
• 59:52
  my opinion. That's mine too, and I'll tell you why. Because I
• 59:54
  could see the two of them smoked out out of their minds and Stevie making
• 59:59
  him put ice down in front of people and watching them fall on their asses
• 1:00:02
  that are walking down the street. I can see him doing that. Um
• 1:00:07
  just say, hey, freeze that guy, like I can see. I
• 1:00:09
  can see that. But there's I agree, there's nothing. There's there's no
• 1:00:16
  vision of me being like, hey, do you want to stone with?
• 1:00:20
  Yeah, Like he doesn't ever do anything that's gonna be like nice and cool
• 1:00:24
  WI your stone, Like he has a skull people subseric can make cool ice
• 1:00:29
  ships. I agree with you, That's what I was thinking. Yeah.
• 1:00:36
  On My one thought for Scorpion though, is because I've had the Mortal Kombat
• 1:00:38
  discussion with Smoke, and if I'm pretty sure, if I remember correctly,
• 1:00:43
  Scorpion's his favorite character or one of the like top three. So I I'm
• 1:00:51
  still thinking sub zero, but I'm fearful that the Scorpion just because he likes
• 1:00:54
  him, so much, so I do sub zero. But Aggie and Crunchy,
• 1:01:05
  this is your chance to play Devil's advocate. What do you think see?
• 1:01:08
  I would have thought he would have gone to the sub zero because Scorpions
• 1:01:12
  are flame characters, so he's already blazed. Dave pardons, I have them,
• 1:01:22
  I'll go how can it go with you? Yeah? I mean,
• 1:01:25
  honestly, I think I was thinking Scorpion, uh, just because I'm not
• 1:01:32
  sure. I think I think he was a more favored character of his,
• 1:01:38
  but I think he also just kind of like he likes that kind of character,
• 1:01:42
  that kind of you know, character from hell, you know, demon
• 1:01:45
  like a character, so something he'd like to hang out with. What you
• 1:01:51
  were saying is Stevie is an narcissist. That's fine. I mean it's implied.
• 1:01:58
  His name has been nice we talk about when we talk about Stevie everything
• 1:02:07
  all right? So, um, yeah, I'll go with Scorpion. We've
• 1:02:09
  heard both sides. But j NC, it is time to make your final
• 1:02:14
  decision. Do you want to stick with your opinion that subzero would be the
• 1:02:17
  one Stevie would pick, or do you think it might be Scorpion? What
• 1:02:20
  do you say? Stick subzero? Okay, they're sticking with Subzero, So
• 1:02:29
  Stevie, uh, which of those two would you find more interesting to get
• 1:02:34
  stoned with? Now? I'm want to preference this as Subzero is my favorite
• 1:02:37
  out of the ninjas from Mortal Kombat. He is my number one. He's
• 1:02:42
  the one i'd freaking always choose, and to my opposite contender would always be
• 1:02:47
  Scorpion, who usually is my buddy Butter plays as so that's his favorite one.
• 1:02:52
  But for this I actually chose Scorpion for two reasons. One reason,
• 1:02:59
  and Scorpion he's chosen by number one and I circled it, so I'll show
• 1:03:01
  you the other. Okay, okay, Uh. Two reasons. One,
• 1:03:07
  I always forget my fire like all the time, Algie always has to have
• 1:03:09
  a lighter on him because I don't remember my lighter, It's true, so
• 1:03:15
  just that of convenience. Well, that's one of the reasons. The other
• 1:03:17
  reason is his actual backstory is fucking tragic and beautiful at the same time,
• 1:03:24
  the actual dude before he becomes Scorpion and shit, and I'd like to know
• 1:03:30
  his actual story from his point of view and everything, because I've heard so
• 1:03:34
  much about it and I want to know how it actually happens. Okay,
• 1:03:37
  now that'd be why so Stevie goes with Scorpion, which means sadly, the
• 1:03:42
  topic goes to Aggie and Crunchy and they lead. They got a point.
• 1:03:46
  Sadly we got it just means job have been. They've been on the back
• 1:03:52
  foot this whole game, and it just got a little bit worse. But
• 1:03:55
  that's okay. The good news is that you're going to keep control. H
• 1:04:00
  So here is your next topic, Alexander scars Guard versus John Hamm who would
• 1:04:06
  Stevie rather have as a guest on this podcast? And John Oden, Sean
• 1:04:13
  and CJ. You guys are up again. What do you think scars Guard?
• 1:04:18
  That was pretty quick. Yeah, I don't have an opinion. I
• 1:04:21
  don't have an opinion. Just came out of him being it like we we've
• 1:04:27
  we all figured it wouldn't be a scorpion thing. So I'm just banking on
• 1:04:30
  freaky Stevie likes not that freaky Hams like creepy. He don't have creepy stuff
• 1:04:38
  that you may may not like want to have your kids around, Like,
• 1:04:40
  come to fuck on, scars Guard is like that's a whole other thing,
• 1:04:49
  and that the dude that played it or was that somebody else that's a different
• 1:04:53
  Scars Guard. Yeah, Bill, but they're in the family, which means
• 1:04:56
  they're all freaks. I'm gonna lean into the Scars Guard plan. Um.
• 1:05:03
  That's that's because who either of the people are. I know what they are,
• 1:05:10
  and I'm kind of with huge evil, Like I don't see John Hamm
• 1:05:14
  doing anything that really intrigued that would make him want to like talk to him
• 1:05:17
  for more than like thirty seconds, Like you played it at Executive from the
• 1:05:20
  fifties and you have like a really weird great face, Like I don't know.
• 1:05:27
  I like him. I fuck with John Hamm, but there's just something
• 1:05:30
  about him that doesn't say, like, of all the people in the universe,
• 1:05:31
  you want him on your show? All right, although I'm absolutely raw,
• 1:05:38
  So Aggie Crunchy, what do you guys think? See how you hear
• 1:05:42
  John Mahammad's hung like Hooks Chaz, it's true big like Lee Neeson. It's
• 1:05:54
  I feel like it's a trick question because Stevie would get as many people on
• 1:05:57
  this podcast as he possibly. Um, but yeah, I got I don't
• 1:06:03
  know, man, I'm at a loss at this point me, allio,
• 1:06:08
  So he's scraping the bottom of the bottle already, that's not true. I
• 1:06:19
  this may be very stereotypical, but I think Steven would probably want to talk
• 1:06:25
  about the copse. Maybe John Hamm, John Hamm, all right, John
• 1:06:30
  ham John Harman in the size of his ham Yeah, John ham Okay,
• 1:06:34
  So go with John's ham Um, Stevie or no, not yet? Uh?
• 1:06:45
  Jabo and Nishan and CJ. You have the choice now to change your
• 1:06:49
  mind where you can stick with your original opinion. Do you think Stevie went
• 1:06:54
  with Alexander Skarsgard or John Hamm as the person you'd rather have as a guest
• 1:06:59
  on this show. I have one thought, Jabo, based on something you
• 1:07:04
  said that I'm not saying means we have to switch. But I'm wondering if
• 1:07:10
  he thinks Alexander's a different Scars guarding gets his Scars guards confused, and then
• 1:07:15
  when the guy shows up, he's like, I don't know, it could
• 1:07:21
  be. I mean that's like something I mean, I would it. I'm
• 1:07:25
  like, he art you the guy for me. He's like, give me
• 1:07:31
  my phone and hit me IMDb and we'll do this interview. Right, that's
• 1:07:34
  where that goes podcasting? You don't see faces, because I was gonna say,
• 1:07:40
  if we're going by faces, the Alexander scars Guard is a lot better
• 1:07:44
  looking than the other guy. Yeah, a lot of people disagree. I
• 1:07:48
  don't know. They made a whole show around him being a misogynistic piece of
• 1:07:54
  shit and he got asked like every five seconds. Also faces, we're staying
• 1:08:02
  with Big alex with staying with alex scars Guard. All right, Stevie,
• 1:08:08
  who did you pick? And why? Um? I actually chose Alexander scars
• 1:08:14
  Guard. Yeah. Have you guys ever watched True Blood? Yes? Unfortunately
• 1:08:20
  that dude who owned the fun love man fucking sexy Viking motherfu dude, Holy
• 1:08:28
  shit, every time he comes on the screen, I get fucking hot,
• 1:08:30
  Like it's amazing, Like I would love to just have him here for an
• 1:08:32
  hour. You guys don't have to be here for this. I'm locking the
• 1:08:35
  doors. No one's gonna disturb BLUs. We're just gonna podcast for like five
• 1:08:39
  and a half hours. That's fine, cool. I mean, hey,
• 1:08:48
  I was count of right as to why it had nothing to do with completely
• 1:08:53
  right. Yeah, he is good looking. He's a lot better than have
• 1:08:56
  you seen True Blood. It's all it's like tits sex and like vampires.
• 1:09:00
  What's not the love. I'm not gonna lie. I hung out and did
• 1:09:05
  True Blood for like four seasons. I am man. Sam was my dude
• 1:09:09
  for a second. All right, So, uh, Team J and C
• 1:09:14
  has one point two, Aggie and Crunchy's one point control is gonna flip over
• 1:09:18
  to Aggie and Crunchy. This is your topic now? Uh? And here
• 1:09:21
  it is Mortal Kombat versus Doom, which would Stevie rather have as the theme
• 1:09:30
  for his wedding? Yeah? See gave in music is my wheelhouse because Scuty
• 1:09:36
  actually had legend of Zelda as she walked out the aisle. Oh that's awesome.
• 1:09:42
  Holy shit. Oh yeah, absolutely like Mario stuff is our table?
• 1:09:47
  Fascinating. That's awesome, that's amazing. But more dude, it's two very
• 1:09:55
  different soundtracks. Yeah, I honestly if I had to lean on. Yeah,
• 1:10:03
  the questions is the when when we say Mortal Combat is it the movie
• 1:10:08
  because that's a whole different gem. I did not specify. So no,
• 1:10:16
  he did not specify. I'm almost happy to the same Mortal Combat just for
• 1:10:19
  the movie version. I mean, that's the one that I did have the
• 1:10:24
  CD for in my truck, so, like, I mean, I could
• 1:10:28
  take that as a good influence on there. My yeah, I mean it
• 1:10:31
  was one of the things I thought. It was the movie and the game,
• 1:10:34
  so I mean I thought about it. I think they only after the
• 1:10:41
  wedding night, that's when he finishes her. Okay, now you got me
• 1:10:46
  convinced that's what he would. I was gonna say opposite, but no,
• 1:10:54
  no, after that, I think that's yeah, I can see that.
• 1:11:00
  Yeah, okay, so that's their first impression. Uh j n C.
• 1:11:04
  What do you guys think? Time to play Devil's Ad? Maybe this one.
• 1:11:08
  This one for me was the easiest in the bunch, maybe the second
• 1:11:13
  easiest, because to me, it's doom all day because smoke with NERF guns,
• 1:11:17
  running around the reception, chasing people, trying to fuck them up with
• 1:11:20
  NERF bullets all day. That's what he's higher reception doing, hedgemays trying to
• 1:11:30
  shoot motherfuckers with NERF guns if not real ones like that's that's just smoke all
• 1:11:35
  the day. But then I went to going back to the chains of the
• 1:11:45
  Mortal Kombat and all of that. I see the chains and all that,
• 1:11:49
  so it's the wedding. What's the chains gonna do with the wedding? This
• 1:11:53
  is just a random dude in the background like chains with people at his wedding.
• 1:12:02
  You never know. Okay, So and this is so sad that I'm
• 1:12:09
  going this deep into it now. About wedding are we talking about? Like
• 1:12:12
  just the ceremony we were talking about reception is all themed because because I could
• 1:12:21
  see because like Mortal Kombat. Okay, okay, first of all, you're
• 1:12:26
  gonna want to punch me and throw it for this one. I'm the street
• 1:12:29
  fighter guy, yeah I was. Mortal Kombat has a bunch of really nice
• 1:12:34
  set pieces. One of the crazy things about Mortal Kombat is like all the
• 1:12:38
  costumes and the thrones and the fucking and that seems like some pretty cool shit.
• 1:12:43
  Like Doom, it's just like creatures running around like shooting at each other
• 1:12:47
  and ship, which is not That's still some cool shit, don't get me
• 1:12:50
  wrong, But like for a wedding, I can't see you having like a
• 1:12:54
  bunch of people dressed up as like grotesque monsters and fucking each other up,
• 1:12:57
  but like having bitches with fans and like a little tiny ass like things covering
• 1:13:01
  their crotches and shirt. Was that part I could kind of see like here
• 1:13:09
  and this is here we go like I've seen, I've seen the six pack.
• 1:13:14
  Bro, You're not covering that up with fucking with a ship ton of
• 1:13:16
  fucking fat guy stuff. You're gonna be like obi lu king like I can
• 1:13:19
  see you throwing a wig on for I can see you covering up that front.
• 1:13:24
  So I'd probably have to go Mortal Kombat too. Okay, Well we've
• 1:13:28
  sort of heard both degree as as long as we get an invite, we're
• 1:13:30
  all good. It's gonna be a fun. We want to be there.
• 1:13:35
  Yeah, okay, so i'll gie and crunchy. Your final answer, please,
• 1:13:41
  do you want to stick with your original opinion or have you changed your
• 1:13:44
  mind? Said? Do you do? We want to make it interesting and
• 1:13:49
  change on mound to dude? Yeah, I think more combat is though.
• 1:13:58
  Way to go here? Yeah, yeah, okay, final answer is Mortal
• 1:14:03
  Kombat. So, Stevie, which of these two did you pick would you
• 1:14:08
  rather have as your theme for your wedding? If you were to have one
• 1:14:11
  at first, I'd never get married. But I actually chose Doom out of
• 1:14:16
  Oh, I know, I know it. It is a that was a
• 1:14:20
  hard one too, And yeah, I knew it would be too, But
• 1:14:25
  is it for a c chase reason that you would want to run around and
• 1:14:28
  shoot things that would be funder reception afterwards? But I grew up when Doom
• 1:14:34
  was released. We were one of the households that got the discs in the
• 1:14:39
  mail when the game came out, Like and my dad like, this is
• 1:14:43
  Doss. This is a game play it that was like sweet, you know,
• 1:14:45
  And I grew up with that so much so that the family grew up
• 1:14:49
  with that the same way. And to me that I mean, Moral Kombat
• 1:14:55
  was there as well from the beginning, but the Doom it was just something
• 1:14:58
  that was in my life so much more. And I think that would just
• 1:15:01
  have to be in there with the beginning to Yeah yeah wow. Okay,
• 1:15:08
  So that topic actually goes to job Oat and Sean and CJ. They've taken
• 1:15:13
  the lead two topics to one, but Aggie and Crunchy you maintain control as
• 1:15:17
  we go to this next topic, Stone Cold Steve Austin versus the Undertaker,
• 1:15:25
  who would Stevie rather have performed their signature move on him? I have an
• 1:15:31
  opinion about I'll let you go first, I'm I'm thinking Undertaker, and for
• 1:15:43
  the reason is because of just how close to that man's crotch he'll be.
• 1:15:50
  Yes, the snatchup is he gets someone, he gets a face full of
• 1:15:58
  cough. Not any cock Undertaker cock dead man call. Yeah, man,
• 1:16:09
  no other reason. You have to take care. I mean, so Josie
• 1:16:15
  Falston short as we do. You have to take her at least his sets
• 1:16:16
  up. You gotta get an ice ride, beating your last ride. So
• 1:16:24
  yeah, I think we're gonna agree, but we're going to have to take
• 1:16:28
  Okay, h J n C. What do you think Devil's advocate or do
• 1:16:31
  you think the same thing. You're the more of the wrestling guy that i'm
• 1:16:38
  although you know I'm a fan. I was thinking stone Call because i'd go
• 1:16:43
  stone Comb. What's that? Well, here, here's why, because you
• 1:16:48
  have to sell the move right, As a wrestler, you have to sell
• 1:16:51
  the move. And nobody's gonna sell a stunner better than fucking smoke. Nobody's
• 1:16:59
  gonna sell that stunner better than like they're the getting getting the last ride and
• 1:17:05
  all that shit. Yeah that's cute, it's but let's be real, no
• 1:17:10
  one gives a fuck about the Undertaker's finisher. No one cares about it.
• 1:17:13
  It's not even iconic. The Undertaker himself is iconic, but no one's like,
• 1:17:16
  oh, man, just wait for that motherfucker to get him in the
• 1:17:19
  last ride. No one's ever been like, oh my god, it's coming,
• 1:17:23
  it's coming. The stunner is shit that changes your religion, like the
• 1:17:29
  stunner, the fucking arcade. Oh, there's certain moves that you're like,
• 1:17:33
  like, yeah, when you were a kid and you were playing around in
• 1:17:36
  the backyard doing backyard wrestling, you there may have been that one kid that's
• 1:17:40
  like, they wanted to do the dead Man shit. You I wanted to
• 1:17:45
  do the fucking stunner. The stunner liked, especially after you hit somebody with
• 1:17:48
  the stunner, Like when you do the dead Man shit and they're like,
• 1:17:51
  oh, they're on the ground. You have to lay on the minutes over.
• 1:17:54
  If you stun somebody, you can do the whole body flip up,
• 1:17:57
  do the Ninja backflip shit, like everybody bounces off the ropes. The stunner
• 1:18:00
  some gangster ship. Plus that motherfucker's name is Stevie. Plus it must be
• 1:18:05
  real. Let's be realistic. Lastly, whoever other than the Undertaker's wife was
• 1:18:12
  like, I want to fuck that dude. My crister was like, I
• 1:18:15
  have no idea what the fuck it is about Stone Cold. She's like,
• 1:18:18
  but I would completely put him on the list of white man that I would
• 1:18:21
  let do shit. All I did this. I think I think having a
• 1:18:29
  beer with Stone Cold would be the thing that would cause Smoky to break his
• 1:18:32
  soaper from from drinking A good ass reason. That'd be a good ass reason,
• 1:18:36
  dude, Because I'm telling you right now, if I show up on
• 1:18:43
  your doorstep wearing some shorts and a leather fucking vest and I offer you a
• 1:18:47
  bud light, You're not going anywhere with me at all. And if I
• 1:18:51
  assault you, you're shuts fuck not going anywhere with me. I'm going with
• 1:18:56
  Stone Cold. Yeah, stone Cold all day. Okay, Well we've heard
• 1:19:00
  both sides. Um, we've heard both sides. But Augue and Crunchy you
• 1:19:10
  have the final decision. What do you think you think Stevie picked the Undertaker
• 1:19:14
  or did you pick Stone called Steve Boston to do their singat about this?
• 1:19:18
  Go go with a couple of the arguments that you said, yes, people
• 1:19:24
  will sell the center like a some of the bitch. But you had to
• 1:19:26
  take his fucking tombs though nobody even moved from that. You don't need to
• 1:19:30
  sell that. You just lay that like a bitch, lay flat and take
• 1:19:34
  it. You just take it like the bitch that you are. I want
• 1:19:40
  to stake the undertake it. Yeah, agreement? Okay, So you guys
• 1:19:45
  are sticking with the Undertaker. All right? Uh, Stevie, what did
• 1:19:48
  you pick? Um? I have two really favored wrestlers in my time.
• 1:19:54
  One was Raly Masterio Junior. I love that motherfucker because little guy can do
• 1:19:58
  a fuck time tool big motherfucker and I loved it, you know, something
• 1:20:01
  great. And the other favorite wrestler is the Undertaker. In fact, I
• 1:20:05
  watched two documentaries last week and stuff. He's just one of my favorites since,
• 1:20:10
  like I watched wrestling in the eighties. Um, but to get the
• 1:20:15
  special move done on me, it would be the Tombstone and it would be
• 1:20:18
  the Undertaker. If I was gonna do it, I'm like, fucking mc
• 1:20:23
  foli, motherfucker, let's do the top of the h We're gonna do this
• 1:20:26
  show's deal right? Oh my god? Pu me back in. Okay.
• 1:20:35
  So Stevie has gone with the Undertaker, which means Aggie and Crunchy have taking
• 1:20:39
  that topic. It is all tied up two to two. It's gonna come
• 1:20:43
  down to this last topic and Jabo, Nishan and CJ are in control.
• 1:20:47
  So you gotta get this right, the final topic. And this may well
• 1:20:51
  be the hardest one of all. Yeah, Oggie versus myself, who would
• 1:20:59
  Stevie rather have with him on a bank heist? Oh? This is this
• 1:21:03
  is a no brainer for me. It's it's a all day. It's Aaron
• 1:21:09
  all day. He knows how smart Aaron is. He knows how Aaron can
• 1:21:12
  do all the planning, and bog would just have to show the fuck up
• 1:21:15
  and steal the ship like that is all day. There is no no question
• 1:21:23
  that Aaron all day. So the first time I was like, for me,
• 1:21:30
  if you really thought it, thought it through, he would have been
• 1:21:33
  going because as soon as he laughed and everybody else started laughing, he wouldn't
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  want to be the one robbing the bank. And he's in the other two
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  Aggie and Aaron. But because we have to choose between the two. Although
• 1:21:44
  that's a great plan for you, I think that he would have already had
• 1:21:47
  Aaron do all the planning ahead of time, and that um, Aggie and
• 1:21:53
  and Stevie are going because Aggie's going to be fast. M hmm. Yeah.
• 1:22:00
  But see, we didn't see it was a third person involved, here
• 1:22:03
  are we say? Okay, so see I gotta keep asking clarification of course,
• 1:22:08
  So we're talking about are we talking about like some oceans eleven? Shit?
• 1:22:12
  Are we talking about like smashing grass? I didn't do I didn't specify
• 1:22:18
  if Stevie thought about it in a certain way. Oh God, I'm gonna
• 1:22:26
  I'm gonna go see fuck me because the thing is, if it's a smashing
• 1:22:30
  grab, it's got to be Auggie all day. But I want to go.
• 1:22:33
  I want to go Augie for the smashing grab, but I want to
• 1:22:35
  go fucking Aaron for the highst because Aaron, you were the guy in the
• 1:22:40
  chair. You have a very guy in the chair thing going on for you.
• 1:22:43
  Like I can I can see like Aggie and fucking Stevie like, oh
• 1:22:45
  dude, we dropped their joint. Which door do we go? And you're
• 1:22:47
  like wrong door and then play like figure it out music and shit, I'm
• 1:22:54
  the guy. I'm the guy in the head. And say guys, guys,
• 1:22:58
  what are you doing? But then I can also see them coming to
• 1:23:02
  you be like dude, we're gonna rob someplace, and you're like, yeah,
• 1:23:05
  let me know how that works. I'll take care of your families while
• 1:23:09
  you're fucking locked up. Well, I mean, we already know Aaron did
• 1:23:14
  jail time, so he's not afraid of that. We already figured that out.
• 1:23:16
  Like two episodes, that's fine, three episodes ago whatever. Yeah no,
• 1:23:21
  but like he's become more famous and way less pantless, they may like
• 1:23:25
  recept him differently. This okay, Yeah, you don't want to be the
• 1:23:30
  panciless guy jail or do you. I'm I'm gonna go. I'm saying Aggie,
• 1:23:42
  I gotta go with Aggie. It was two to one Aggie, so
• 1:23:48
  we gotta go Aggie as all the whole year as a team. Okay,
• 1:23:54
  So uh j NC say Aggie. At least at first Aggie and cry,
• 1:24:00
  what do you think I mean? Smashing grab is a termine? What do
• 1:24:03
  you use for sex? Nowadays? At least you ask permission. Um,
• 1:24:15
  this is the one time where I have to turn on my team and say,
• 1:24:19
  what do you actually bring into a bank? Heist. I think,
• 1:24:23
  honestly, I think they had it right. Like in terms of like smashing
• 1:24:26
  grab I'm your guy. I'm the pack newle like I can carry a lot.
• 1:24:31
  But yeah, if you're want if you've got something like diamond heigst level,
• 1:24:35
  Aaron's your guy. In terms of like planning, he like you said,
• 1:24:39
  he's he's the guy in the chair, you know, he's the guy
• 1:24:43
  behind the scenes being like Okay, yeah, this is what you need to
• 1:24:45
  do. Just don't fuck it up. But the also question really is how
• 1:24:49
  greedy is Teavy? True? Because that is a good question or whatever.
• 1:24:58
  It's just a quick in and out again another conversation with my sex life.
• 1:25:09
  N See, I always want to say Aaron just for the fact that DV
• 1:25:15
  would like to follow a plan and Aaron. Yeah, if Steve wants to
• 1:25:19
  succeed, Aaron is the way to go. Yeah. I think we're happy
• 1:25:26
  to go with Aaron and just see where where the chips. I agree,
• 1:25:31
  Okay, I agree. This has been like the most fun five minutes of
• 1:25:35
  my life. I think I'm just sitting here loving this five minutes. Yeah,
• 1:25:41
  I'll take it um all right. So, uh, it comes down
• 1:25:45
  to this job Odena, Sean and CJ. I need your final decision.
• 1:25:49
  Are you gonna stick with Augie or are you gonna change your mind and pick
• 1:25:53
  me instead? What do you think? I'm telling you guys guy in the
• 1:25:59
  chair? Like you said, you think it's guy on the chair, and
• 1:26:02
  I totally think it's guy in the chair. We'll go down the chair you
• 1:26:06
  want, We'll go with it. We'll go with guy in the chair.
• 1:26:09
  We'll go with guy in a chair. All right, you better be the
• 1:26:13
  kingpin to his fucking So they originally went with Augie and they change their mind
• 1:26:18
  to Aaron. Let's see if that pays out, Stevie, of myself and
• 1:26:24
  Augie, which one of us would you rather have with you on a bank
• 1:26:28
  heist? Now? Before I answer this, Aaron, what do you think?
• 1:26:30
  Because you're the only one I didn't get an answer on I got Augies
• 1:26:33
  and everybody else. I mean, we're talking like it's if I were to
• 1:26:39
  take this question literally, Yes, who would you rather have with you on
• 1:26:43
  a bank heist? As I did to me? That means you are in
• 1:26:45
  the bank actually they're doing the thing. Yes, that's exactly how I took
• 1:26:49
  it. You want him with you? Agi? I am big and slow,
• 1:26:55
  strong and well, yes, I agree, but sexy's not particularly during
• 1:27:00
  a bank you watch a movie strong, I mean, I don't know,
• 1:27:06
  yeah maybe, and with if Cebe's robbing a bank, it's gonna be oh,
• 1:27:26
  you don't make it this time. I agree with everyone else's assessment that
• 1:27:31
  I would be a better planner. I would put together a better, a
• 1:27:34
  better, a better, you know, blueprint drawing of how everything is,
• 1:27:39
  and like actually show you, like you entered this room here at this exact
• 1:27:43
  time, you neutralize this guard when he comes around the corner. Blah blah
• 1:27:45
  blah, blah blah. I would do all of that. I would have
• 1:27:47
  fun doing all of that. Uh, and I think I would be better
• 1:27:51
  at that than Augie would. But as an on scene, as as someone
• 1:27:56
  who's there with you in the middle of the ship, especially if shit go
• 1:28:00
  south, Yeah you want Augie with you. I think I become a liability,
• 1:28:04
  especially if shit starts to go south, because I know me and I
• 1:28:08
  panic. You could be a decoy while he runs away. That might be
• 1:28:15
  the reason why you can because I can run faster than you. You'll get
• 1:28:19
  caught by So he might have gone that way. But I genuinely think of
• 1:28:26
  the two of us being unseen. He would have to go with Augie.
• 1:28:30
  Um, but I it doesn't matter what I think, it matters what you
• 1:28:32
  think, So right, I will agree that I would love to have you
• 1:28:36
  planned it that that'd be fucking cool. He's like you when we do rob
• 1:28:40
  things in video games. You do all the planning for us and tell us
• 1:28:43
  what we have to do. Yeah, and all that. I think it'd
• 1:28:45
  be great. Um, Aggie in the field, I think would work because
• 1:28:47
  we actually play games that we work in a field operative together in VR all
• 1:28:53
  that shit, and you work together well as a team that unless we're playing
• 1:28:56
  these games, then we sucked. Then you have lost every single um.
• 1:29:02
  But I took it literally on the field with me and I chose Augie.
• 1:29:10
  Okay, Now, the main reason was aside from like, Augie's faster than
• 1:29:15
  me. He can help me and I can't carry ship. I know he
• 1:29:17
  carries a lot because he carries a lot for me. Now, so we're
• 1:29:20
  good there, but if we do get caught, this baby face might be
• 1:29:24
  the thing that gets us out. Like Judge, look, he's a child
• 1:29:29
  Shave Shave. It was his first offense. We'll never do it again.
• 1:29:33
  We're podcasters. I promise will be passed around like currency in jail. I'm
• 1:29:42
  hoping for jail. I'm hoping we don't even see the jail. I'm hoping
• 1:29:45
  like I can pass him onto a judge or a lawyer or something and I
• 1:29:47
  don't have to worry about jail. So, oh shit, dude, they
• 1:29:58
  wants to go to the third one to McDonalds because they don't have our food
• 1:30:00
  ready. They're gonna catch us start sucking forgot we got for the food too.
• 1:30:06
  Oh my god, you've done that the last ten stops. We make
• 1:30:12
  them not doing this shit at the ball now, like bro free Lane start
• 1:30:15
  sucking to only the first hour. So Stevie picks Aggie, which means Aggie
• 1:30:26
  and Crunchy have won the game and have won the episode. Very nice,
• 1:30:30
  gentlemen, very nice. He lost last time you're on here. Yeah,
• 1:30:41
  yeah, well not anymore, and already against turned to be a winner on
• 1:30:45
  this show. Guaranteed. That means I got to come back. Yes exactly,
• 1:30:49
  you do, Hey, yes you do, Stevie. Have you had
• 1:30:53
  fun? I had a freaking riot. This is so much fun. Thank
• 1:30:57
  you guys all for coming and hanging out and we're putting the games together and
• 1:31:00
  this was I had a lot of fun with all of it. This has
• 1:31:03
  been one of the most fun episodes. I think so funny and I have
• 1:31:11
  to thank our incredible guests, all of them. Uh, let's just go
• 1:31:15
  around the horn, um, CJ. Where can people find the cool and
• 1:31:18
  fun things that you do? Um? Two places right now you can find
• 1:31:23
  me the X and J radio podcast, part of Proper Ombis Media. Uh,
• 1:31:27
  typically every second and fourth Friday of the months. We had to delay
• 1:31:30
  this month because I got sick, but we'll fix that for sure, as
• 1:31:33
  well as the Djsanta Show on Radio Way Airwaves at Radio Dash Airwaves dot co
• 1:31:41
  dot UK. And that's every Thursday from nine to midnight ish and Saturday from
• 1:31:45
  ten to midnight ish. Uh. Tonight's gonna be a very cool one.
• 1:31:48
  I'm reviewing the new Metallic album why we're playing it and Stevie, I got
• 1:31:54
  a special song for you to open the show, so you better tune in
• 1:31:57
  for the openings. I play got something for you. I will be there
• 1:32:00
  tonight, sir. All right, Uh, Crunchy, where can people find
• 1:32:05
  you and the cool things that you do? Yeah? He's playing. Um,
• 1:32:10
  it's hard to keep your bitch into my patio. And that's always playing
• 1:32:13
  for you, especially tonight in the country for us. Thank you very much.
• 1:32:20
  I do appreciate a happy birthday TV. Thank you. It's very nice
• 1:32:25
  actually meet you, c J Jabo and for the first time, thank you
• 1:32:28
  very much. Very indulge me in my madness. Um, you can find
• 1:32:31
  me anywhere you can find Crunchy stream to the Twitch to its nicked fuse,
• 1:32:38
  Fiver, wherever you want to find me. I'm normally want to be there,
• 1:32:41
  he said Fiver, I love it. Yeah about Fiver uh and uh
• 1:32:47
  finally Jabo, Sean, where can people find you? And seeing fifteen among
• 1:32:51
  other things start. Oh lord, all right, motherfucker. Proper rumps media
• 1:32:59
  in the house. Thank you guys for having us. It's been fantastic.
• 1:33:01
  Crunchy, it's the first time I got to fuck with you. This does
• 1:33:04
  not need to be the last time. I love you about my wife.
• 1:33:09
  Beater offse of the Accent brom Happy birthday, Stevie. It's always off you
• 1:33:15
  guys having us out proper upasmedia dot com. You can find me and the
• 1:33:20
  Sean on Twitter. The rollout of shows. Uh, we have seen in
• 1:33:26
  fifteen. Every Thursday hasn't missed to day keeping it going. Um X and
• 1:33:30
  Jay radio podcast that I get to do with this fly motherfucker over here.
• 1:33:33
  DJs, anthisk cj um Jabalji is back up and running now. Don't know
• 1:33:39
  if y'all heard I dropped some shit on there too. Um Black Imma is
• 1:33:44
  coming, so that's being worked on too. Also due to the fantastic help
• 1:33:47
  of the people at Radio Airwaves UK DJ's Zantis and DJ Starr. They they've
• 1:33:54
  kind of just brought me into the fold. So I'm going to be djaying
• 1:33:58
  uh pretty soon here on DJ on a Radio Airwaves U case I get added
• 1:34:02
  to that lineup? Anything else do you want to throw out there? Baby?
• 1:34:06
  Oh no, we didn't forget recogs use. I'll say, is there
• 1:34:09
  anything that you wanted to interject that I was about to because you know rougos
• 1:34:12
  Use is coming, I go kill me, oh fucking r J. Yeah.
• 1:34:15
  I also gotta say talk to talk to TV the other day. Just
• 1:34:19
  gotta reiterate Jah when the team is not dead. We just took a nice
• 1:34:23
  hiatus, but we're all gonna come back and recording more material for that and
• 1:34:28
  roucous Juice, the newest show that we have like still constantly churning out,
• 1:34:32
  and it's got all the inappropriateness that the cafe. Yeah, the hard our
• 1:34:39
  Cafe gets thrown in there and there's some wrestling shot in there. It won't
• 1:34:42
  change your life, but you'll definitely think of Jesus differently. But bremas as
• 1:34:46
  a full runout man. Come and check all of this out. You throw
• 1:34:49
  your anyahhutty, I'm on the show that nobody cusses or says the N word
• 1:34:56
  at all. I wonder why. Um, thank you all so much for
• 1:35:02
  helping them make Stevie's birthday podcast episode so so special. Uh. And you
• 1:35:08
  can find me at Pants and Sharon on the various social medias. You can
• 1:35:12
  also find me on Twitter again surprisingly as Thane Novel after my upcoming hopefully soon
• 1:35:19
  to be published first ever novel, which I'm excited about. Yeah, I
• 1:35:23
  figured I better have a social media presence, so I'm sadly back on Twitter.
• 1:35:29
  Um, but that's where I'm from. I'll read it for you.
• 1:35:33
  Yeah, absolutely, that's where you can find me. Aggie. Where can
• 1:35:38
  people find you, Aggie? Aggie zero a in places? And finally,
• 1:35:42
  the birthday boy, where can you wish him a happy birthday and a and
• 1:35:45
  a hopefully birthday bj So, I honestly thank you all very much for joining
• 1:35:50
  me from my birthday. This was fucking amazing. It turned out phenomenally.
• 1:35:55
  I can't like express how much love to all you for doing this for me.
• 1:36:00
  This is great. Um, if you'd like to hang out with me
• 1:36:02
  on Twitter, I'm at midnight smoke one or thank yeah that's right. If
• 1:36:08
  I just look at midnight smoke there and you'll see the cloud is just come
• 1:36:13
  hang out. Uh yeah, And you can follow the show at b fy
• 1:36:18
  TW podcast. You can check out our website at bfy twpod dot com.
• 1:36:24
  Uh and if you enjoy the show enough that you want to help financially support
• 1:36:28
  it, you can go to Patreon dot com slash b fy tw. Everything
• 1:36:32
  goes towards improving the show and giving us more options of things that we can
• 1:36:35
  do. Uh and uh also funds more cool stuff like crazy episodes with four
• 1:36:42
  special guests all at once with no internet lag. Thank the heavens, we
• 1:36:47
  didn't lose video even once. So impressed getting better, so yeah, yeah,
• 1:36:54
  yeah, we're getting there. This is almost a full blown professional studio
• 1:36:58
  getting the almost uh and it's mostly thanks to our Patreon, So I just
• 1:37:02
  want to run over their names real quick as a thank you. Mexican Raspberry
• 1:37:06
  Flaos, Kristen F, Aaron S, Donna M, The gate Leapers,
• 1:37:11
  Telling Man, Todd, Justin B. Bridget from Long Island, David M,
• 1:37:15
  Jeremy F. And Jim Key, thank you so much for sporting.
• 1:37:17
  Thank you world, but that is going to be it from us. Why
• 1:37:27
  you guys, fuck you. That's why