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OUTRO: Cooking Complaints · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Good Guys talk us through your evening fellas.
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  Speaker 2: Last night, my wife wasn't very well. She was pretty
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  Speaker 2: crook and crook. Well, I can't get into the specifics, certainly, no,
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  Speaker 2: not poosed, We'll just leave it there. When she drifted
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  Speaker 2: off to sleep on the couch, which trust me, is
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  Speaker 2: not like you, and I was like, babe, you need
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  Speaker 2: to go to bed, and she's like, no, I'm all good.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a heroin, is it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, she just she just nods a little when
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  Speaker 2: she's doing that.
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  Speaker 1: But yes, And I.
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  Speaker 2: Was feeling squiffy and I had weird things going.
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  Speaker 3: On because someone else was second. You wanted the attentions.
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  Speaker 2: Before before I even got home. Before I I was like, God,
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  Speaker 2: I'm feeling weird. So it was kind of a bit
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  Speaker 2: of a strange night. And then she just sort of
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  Speaker 2: slept on the couch and I beat off and was nah,
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  Speaker 2: And I think we were both really tired. That was
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  Speaker 2: part of it as well. She was really tired. And
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  Speaker 2: we went to bed about nine.
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  Speaker 1: Well she was tired and actually sick and actually sick.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but the morning and but I'll get them
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  Speaker 2: to that on the show very weird. Woke up, that's
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  Speaker 2: woke up and thought, okay, it's probably about sex. I
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  Speaker 2: can even hear some birds tweeting, So I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: So I went and did.
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  Speaker 3: Wheeze, which took what like six minutes, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like staccato wheeze.
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  Speaker 2: And then I looked at my phone. It was one
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  Speaker 2: thirty and I was like, bloody birds, good one, and
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  Speaker 2: there were birds singing. It was very good because then
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  Speaker 2: you get more sweet. Yeah, eventually did not off, do
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  Speaker 2: you know, Keezy. I was just looking at the way
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  Speaker 2: you're dressed. It what well, I can't put it in
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  Speaker 2: the terms I want to put it in because I'll
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  Speaker 2: be attacked from groups. Um, but you dressed like a
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  Speaker 2: young conservative? Can I say that a conservative? Like an engineer,
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  Speaker 2: a young engineering student engineering?
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  Speaker 1: Well, like a trade business.
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  Speaker 2: No, not a trade because it's a bit more geeky
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  Speaker 2: than that. Yeah, it's like sneak has some sort of
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  Speaker 2: nicely pressed.
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  Speaker 3: Jeans, just regular jeans that I don't how do you
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  Speaker 3: it looks tacked in it looks not tucked in.
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  Speaker 1: And you're and you're sweaty there. I mean, it's it's good.
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  Speaker 1: It's nothing wrong with the lock.
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  Speaker 3: Well, are you sure you've put a side a minute
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  Speaker 3: on the poddy for it?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure that lines up with young conservatively. The
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  Speaker 1: banning's trade and then a warrior's hack hat reeks of backbone.
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  Speaker 1: It reeks of this guy is obviously a backbone who
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  Speaker 1: buys hammers all the time. I think it's hammered at the.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's just the jeans and the and the
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  Speaker 2: sneakers together.
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  Speaker 1: That look a bit. Look at that comb man, Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's just very well, it's you. Oh yeah, we've got
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  Speaker 1: the new blue Ones floats.
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  Speaker 3: I just got regular blue jeans.
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  Speaker 2: And I've worn It's not a criticism, by the way.
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  Speaker 1: Certainly looks like a right wing piece of ship. Not
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  Speaker 1: right wing. You see conservative, didn't you?
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  Speaker 2: You're going off to meet a group on your Sunday
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  Speaker 2: morning for what sure?
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  Speaker 1: Church? That kind of I'm so confused.
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  Speaker 3: Do I look like shit or not?
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  Speaker 1: No? You look you look really sensibly dressed.
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  Speaker 3: I've just I've got to go hoodie and a war's head.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if this is church attire, is it?
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  Speaker 1: I think you got a dress out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean.
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  Speaker 1: It's really hard of that mindset.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, do you know what I did an evening I
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  Speaker 3: last night? Right, thank you for your commiments by the way, Jason,
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  Speaker 3: or your comments last night. We're walking back to the
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  Speaker 3: car car park, Yeah, just after seven sure, And because Jaceny,
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  Speaker 3: we've talked as we bond over knowing what's for tea
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  Speaker 3: and getting excited for it, and I was having leftover Conji.
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  Speaker 1: He went excited about.
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  Speaker 3: That, not excited at all. It was a Hello fresh dish.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm real sick of there because they always have
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  Speaker 3: like the same flavors. Yeah, so let's try a fucking Conji.
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  Speaker 3: What's That's like a rice soupy stew thing.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck?
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  Speaker 3: It was tasteless.
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  Speaker 1: It was ship.
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  Speaker 3: It had porkmants in it, which is usually a winner.
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  Speaker 1: Ding ding instant three buzzies out of five.
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  Speaker 3: And usually, but I had to put so many extra
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  Speaker 3: cond mins and shit in it last night just to
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  Speaker 3: get it down. And I was trying to hint to
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  Speaker 3: my wife like.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, I love that this was seconds night, Yeah, because
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  Speaker 2: we had it two nights in a row.
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  Speaker 1: I hope that it's going to get better on the
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  Speaker 1: second night.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes things do and it's great, but this was worse.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, to my wife's center, a few
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  Speaker 3: messages are I started for Kanjie and Pope Pinocchio em yea.
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  Speaker 3: As I said earlier last night, she wasn't having it.
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  Speaker 3: We've got to eat it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. See, that's the sort of thing that was sitting
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  Speaker 1: there fridge for a week and then I'd clean out. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: the same same the whole Rocky Big Show week days
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  Speaker 1: from four on Radio Hurarchym, the Wcky Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: It turned out something really fascinating about which was because
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying though, he was like, I'm just not excited
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  Speaker 2: about this meal and I'm going to get home and
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  Speaker 2: just drop the bottom lap. Yeah, I said, And I
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  Speaker 2: said do you do that? Do you do you actually?
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  Speaker 2: And he said, oh, yeah, kind of I do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I said, well, you know, I can't you just
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  Speaker 2: make it toasty or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you get you it's a nice way at
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  Speaker 1: the end of the day, are good feed You don't
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  Speaker 1: have that kind it's a bit of a day. Could
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  Speaker 1: give a ship. But you've seen what I ate. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but it's good because my happiness is then not tied
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  Speaker 1: to quality food. I was just eat any old crape.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, see, whereas I need like, I'm excited to go
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  Speaker 3: home tonight because I know we're having a yummy curry
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  Speaker 3: which my wife's making because she's working from home so
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  Speaker 3: she's able to chuck it in the slow cooker and yeah,
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  Speaker 3: yeah yeah, but last night, yeah, and then when I
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  Speaker 3: get home at the dinner ship, I don't just like
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  Speaker 3: drop left and a prick.
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  Speaker 1: I just am a wave like around the point communicative.
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  Speaker 2: I told you the other day and it was devastating
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  Speaker 2: to me that I had the old pork crabs and
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  Speaker 2: you know, cooking slowly well getting my wife to do that,
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  Speaker 2: and I was really looking forward to them a bit
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  Speaker 2: of really creamy mesh and really delicious sticky sauce. And
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  Speaker 2: I got home and my wife was cooking a tomato,
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  Speaker 2: which is two things that I hate the.
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  Speaker 1: Most, cooking and pasta. No tomato.
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  Speaker 2: But there wasn't even meeting, and I was like, oh, oh,
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  Speaker 2: what's happened with the ReBs? And she went, oh, yeah, sorry,
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  Speaker 2: we didn't really have enough time. Yeah, I meant enough time,
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  Speaker 2: and I was so felthy. Yeah, but I hit it well.
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  Speaker 2: I hit it well and sort of bullshit, I shoved
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  Speaker 2: it down.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I've worked out what you do, so you
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  Speaker 3: hide it all away or you're like sighing and moaning,
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  Speaker 3: and then when you get to work you unleash it
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  Speaker 3: all because like today, when you walked in, I was
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  Speaker 3: chained to Prebsmogi yes, and I was like, He's like,
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  Speaker 3: where are your mates? And I was like, I'm you'll
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  Speaker 3: be here in about ten minutes and Jason be here
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  Speaker 3: andy second. And He'll walk in and he'll sigh, and
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  Speaker 3: then I'll go, what do you get up to today?
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  Speaker 3: And he and then he'll say, oh, this and that,
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  Speaker 3: casey this and that. Almost went off, but didn't. Almost
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  Speaker 3: asked him what he was up to. He walked inside
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  Speaker 3: said get everyone, and then I was like, what are
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  Speaker 3: you up to today? And he's like, none of your
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  Speaker 3: fucking business.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, last night, mogie, look, I'll be honest, we
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  Speaker 1: what do we do? No went to be early pretty good,
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  Speaker 1: but that we went to bed early Man and the
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  Speaker 1: messrs and I and we watched a show, a new
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  Speaker 1: one new show not bad, actually all right, watchable, so
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  Speaker 1: that was good. And then had a really good sleep. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a good sleep zones. But weirdly, I feel about
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  Speaker 1: the same as I did yesterday. Yeah, better than that,
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  Speaker 1: better than us today. But I was expecting it was
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  Speaker 1: I'd be a handy today. I was like, how good
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  Speaker 1: handy today? And then I started the missles. I said, yea,
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  Speaker 1: are you feeling today? I see it and she goes,
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  Speaker 1: not a handy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're me yesterday, which is like, you're sweet,
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  Speaker 3: but you're just a bit something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's it has been good because I've not
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  Speaker 1: been like that old school sort of just like you
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  Speaker 1: cooked Monday and Tuesday you cooked, you're putting things off.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not. I've not been putting things off.
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  Speaker 3: So you didn't go too hard Sunday then no, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because you were meeting a mate for the game.
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  Speaker 1: I thought Friday, well, i'll tell you what happened there.
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  Speaker 1: So we had he came over and we were done
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  Speaker 1: and dusted, so about ten yeah, and then his misses
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  Speaker 1: came around and my missus was pretty keen to kick on. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: set out of caple, but she was pretty keen to
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  Speaker 1: kick on anyway. He said, okay, if they come over,
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  Speaker 1: which of course it was, but they turned up and
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  Speaker 1: they were they had they were on another level. I
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  Speaker 1: hamn'd completely different level to me, and I was like
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  Speaker 1: really quickly in the conversation, I was like, yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to bed. Thanks everyone. Yeah, that's me. But then
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  Speaker 1: I got to because there was three of them, and
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  Speaker 1: I got talking to the dude and he was an
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  Speaker 1: interesting fellow. So we had a yard. But anyway, I
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  Speaker 1: think they got tired of us talking the other two
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  Speaker 1: and they're like, let's go. So they wanted to go
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  Speaker 1: and kick on. So they left at midnight, which wasn't
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  Speaker 1: too bad, but was worse than it should have been.
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  Speaker 3: That's weird, Like you're kind of, oh, yeah, I guess
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  Speaker 3: you can come around, have a couple drinks and have
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  Speaker 3: a yarn or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: And they shop like they had a ball. They'd been
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  Speaker 1: on the margaritas.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah they were they want us to bed, Yeah, having
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  Speaker 3: a chat.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, that was good. But we were very happy
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  Speaker 1: that they left when they did, not because of the company,
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  Speaker 1: just because of that, but because the next day it
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  Speaker 1: was like, man, that could have been horrible, could have
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  Speaker 1: been a nightmare, could have been a nightmare. If yells
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  Speaker 1: would have been fun though, Nah, it wouldn't have been
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  Speaker 1: worth it because my father's day would have been ruined.
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  Speaker 1: And it's been one of the best days of the year, great.
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  Speaker 3: Day an Oasis.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, No, that was father's Day. Best day
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  Speaker 1: of the year, Oasis, best day of my life.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Top twenty. Sound like me with Billy Joel Man. Yeah, hey,
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  Speaker 3: listen to the Big Jack.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it is. That's what it is. You look
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  Speaker 1: like Billy Joel.
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  Speaker 2: You're wearing what i'd expect someone who is going to
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  Speaker 2: a Billy Joel concert to wear.
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  Speaker 3: No, I will like really nice kiars to Billy Joel
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  Speaker 3: number one.
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  Speaker 1: Did you yeah, you sound like the piano man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I did.
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  Speaker 1: Man, little little slim tie, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, yeah, everyone knows the piano man.
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  Speaker 1: The white shirt, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Jacket off, jacket off, yeah, I was jacketed off.
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  Speaker 1: Did the tie look like a piano?
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  Speaker 3: Looked like a piano.
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  Speaker 1: Hit the keys and the piano keys on it, and
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  Speaker 1: it was like keysy.
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  Speaker 3: Anyone was like piano keysy, the piano man at Billy
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  Speaker 3: Joel and I was like that's the one. They're like,
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  Speaker 3: ah no, your name's Tony and I was like fuck you. Hey,
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  Speaker 3: good Big show four or seven weekdays.
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  Speaker 1: Radio heard a