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#338: Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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  Hello, what's your least favorite scary movie?
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  Thank God for rednecks. Yeah.
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  Well, there was Your Least Favorite Scary Movie, The
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  podcast where we talk about the good, the bad, the ugly and the
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  absurd, and all of our favorite and least favorite scary movies.
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  Because we believe every horror movie rightfully has this
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  fanbase. Even if we don't always get it.
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  My name is Travis. My name is Jesse.
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  And welcome back to Zombieland. We're talking about the sequel
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  today, Zombieland. Double Tap.
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  After all this time, back for more.
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  Yeah, Yep. And you know, this is, I guess,
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  kind of a Part 2 of our Patreon pick because we, we, I don't
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  think we mentioned it on the last episode, but we had a, we
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  did. Yeah.
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  Well, we mentioned it on the one before that because I said we
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  had a tie for our Patreon vote. And we also didn't look at the
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  April calendar closely until we started putting the schedule
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  together and we realized that there were 5 Thursdays.
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  We didn't have a fifth movie plan.
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  So tiebreaker was just everybody is a winner.
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  Yeah, yeah. So that's what's happening.
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  That's why we got this one going for y'all today.
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  Do we have any announcements? Several, all right, so first of
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  all our TV or not to be after a weeks delay.
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  Thank you for your patience for everybody that came out this
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  past weekend that was on Zombie Verse.
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  It was a fun time. Go listen to it.
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  Second for our budget tier bubbies over on the Patreon.
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  We will have a bonus episode out before the end of the month.
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  Hopefully we'll get to record it next weekend.
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  We're also going to have to very soon record our new franchise
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  announcement video and that's for everybody.
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  So everybody keep your eyes on the out on the lookout for that
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  on social media because that's starting in May.
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  That's right, it's coming, right?
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  On so quick so soon so just keep an eye out for that and I think
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  that's awesome all of my. This guy covered.
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  Yeah, which is a lot. That was a lot to cover.
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  That's a lot going. On right now, it kind of all
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  happens a lot at the same time. At the end of the month then,
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  Yeah, so cool. Be on the lookout for that.
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  Yeah, that also means there will be another Patreon vote too
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  coming out soon. Yes.
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  So be on the lookout for that also, yes, but for now, stay
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  here cuz we're gonna be talking about Zombieland too.
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  Trust we have a goddamn poll. Oh, God, we do, don't we?
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm kind of curious to see what
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  the results for this were. Right.
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  OK, let me pull it up here. OK, so we wanted to ask
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  everybody This came up during the discussion of last week's
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  episode. Which is a better time, the Fun
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  Center, Gaddy Town, McDonald's Play Happen Playplace.
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  Playplace or Chuck E Cheese's. So we have 0% for Fun Center,
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  which was Jesse's pick, 60% Gaddy Town, which was my pick,
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  0% for McDonald's play place, Wow, 40% for Chuck E Cheese.
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  Clearly the people are down with pizza and games.
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  And obviously I defended it on my on my pick last week.
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  I'm going to Gaddytown. Gaddytown is the one that has
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  movies, has games, has pizza, cheese sticks.
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  Great time, no scary mouse. Fun centres, there were lots of
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  different types of names for them, but those were just like
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  like ultimate playgrounds and those were so fun.
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  Highlight of my childhood when we could go to those.
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  But also, like, McDonald's Playplace was there for us.
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  Like did. McDonald's play, yeah, Like
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  that. That was for like the.
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  I mean, we had one of those where I grew up, you know, and
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  that was probably the only one I had like.
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  That it was like sometimes like the the like cheapest, easiest
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  place for us to be able to play when we were younger, That like,
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  McDonald's really took care of us in a way that I don't think
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  we appreciate as adults. That's because it got shitty.
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  I agree. I think it was just always
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  shitty. It's just people started caring
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  more. I don't know.
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  I think that there was a time where obviously I was a kid at
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  that time, so it was magical to me for sure.
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  But you know. Like it was always good.
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  It's like my mom would go, like she could sit there and read her
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  book and like we could play and we'd get cheap.
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  Like when the cheeseburgers were actually $0.99, you know?
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  Exactly. That's good times.
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  Oh, the good old days. OK, OK, well let's talk about
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  post apocalyptic days and. Post Acropolis.
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  Post Acropolis. Yes, that's right.
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  Forgive me. All right, let's talk about
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  Zombieland. Double tap.
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  Yay. OK.
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  You're just trying to check your phone for that.
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  Information I'm going to have to use my phone for some of this
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  information because whenever I was doing the notes for this
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  right here, my iPad just shifted all of the things I wrote way
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  out of whack and now it's just hard for me to read everything
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  here but I'm able to get a lot of this stuff.
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  So I'm going to do 5050 on my phone, looking at some of this
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  stuff, and then the other fifty. I've just got to have to power
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  through this. Right now I relate after what
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  happened to me with cooties so. Yeah, yeah, it's, it's not fun.
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  It's a hard life, people doing this shit right.
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  Here it's a it's a spirit killer it.
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  Really is. Because it never happens when
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  you just started. It happens on your.
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  Own at the end. Exactly.
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  I was writing down the last bit and then that's when that shit
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  happened. All right, so Zombieland double
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  tap that movie, Oh my God hold release October 18th, 2019.
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  We watched it on Tubi, and if you would like to watch it, you
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  can also watch it on tubi. That's the only place you can
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  stream it as of right now. There's also an option for prime
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  as add on, I don't know what as it's.
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  I didn't see anything. The only thing I saw with Prime
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  is you can rent it there, which you can also rent it on Apple
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  TV, YouTube. Fandango at Home.
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  Written by Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick and Dave Callahan.
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  Directed by Reuben Fisher. Special effects makeup by Tony
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  Gardner. Yeah.
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  Music by David Sardi. Starring Jesse Eisenberg as
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  Columbus. Emma Stone motherfucking Jesse
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  Eisenberg. Emma Stone is Wichita.
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  Abigail Breslin as Little Rock. Woody Harrelson as Tallahassee.
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  Zoe Duch as Deutsch. I assume it's Deutsch I.
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  Just hear that in Fat Bastard or No Gold.
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  Yeah. Gold member.
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  Oh yeah, yeah. Even Joia as Berkeley, Luke
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  Wilson as Albuquerque, Thomas Middleditch as Flagstaff.
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  Rosario Dawson is Nevada and. Eventually Reno.
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  Eventually Reno, yeah, yeah. And yeah, that that rounds up
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  the gas there. All right, time for a favorite
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  game on the show budget. Budget.
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  I think this is a budget, yeah. This is big time budget.
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  This is $42 million. Yep.
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  I gotta say though, like being so into horror movies has really
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  skewed my idea of what a typical budget is for a movie.
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  I know like that. 42 is low budget for like an action movie.
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  I know which this is kind of yeah, it's kind of insane.
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  So the opening box office, it was 26.8 million worldwide
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  gross, 122 million. So I did pretty well.
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  IMDb score six point. Listen. .6.
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  You all don't understand because Travis has edited this but there
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  are like these insane pauses between his words this.
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  Is so hard. How do people do this shit on
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  the fly? I I have mad respect for
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  anybody. I can do that shit.
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  Oh my God. 6.6 IMDb 6. .6 IMDb OK.
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  All right, I do have 3 movies from 2019.
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  I've got them all right here. I know what I'm doing here.
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  This will be easy. I've got a theme.
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  The theme is going to be, oh, we're doing a sequel.
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  OK, that's. OK, yeah, All right.
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  So movie number 13 from hell. Oh, OK, we were doing a sequel.
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  That one makes the least amount of sense because it's like, all
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  right, one of your most notable actors is dead, so now you're
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  going to do another movie. They.
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  Started filming it when he was still alive that they had to
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  change it considerably and then that's when they brought Richard
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  Brake in. If you're going to replace him
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  with anybody, Richard Brake is probably the best person to do
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  that with. So I think it works out pretty
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  well. I remember having a good enough
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  time with that. Man, I just remember watching it
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  and we were shocked at how Sick said.
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  Yeah, yeah. The scene they didn't.
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  Get to follow them. Yeah.
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  So that movie came out September 16th, 2019.
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  Had a $3 million budget. It's $2,000,000 gross, 5.4 on
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  IMDb. All right, it's probably the one
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  we revisit the least. Yeah, but there are times I'm
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  like, should we watch that again?
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  I don't think I would hate to ever watch it again.
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  It's just it's I. If I'm watching one of those
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  movies, I'm usually going to go with Devil's Rejects.
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  Yeah, Devil's Rejects is like that is Rob Zombie's like.
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  This is magnum opus. It is, yeah.
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  It's so good movie #2 Happy Death Day to you.
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  OK, Yeah, that came out February 13th, 2019.
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  Had a 9 million budget, 64,000,000 gross, 6.2 IMDb
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  score. That was just one where it's
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  like a sequel that I didn't really need.
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  I need it. I didn't have as much fun with
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  it. This is a different genre.
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  And I like. Just didn't like it.
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  I didn't like it. That we put too much sci-fi into
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  it, and I feel like with a time loop movie, you have to stay
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  away from it. Yeah, yeah, the less.
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  Explaining you try to do the best.
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  Yeah, the more you try to explain it, if you just hand
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  wave it away, people are gonna be able to accept that a lot
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  easier than you offer this bullshit explanation.
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  Or like, if you were gonna try and sciency it, do it in like a
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  montage where angry physicists walk away from the camera like
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  they do in Palm Springs. Yeah, sounds like you don't
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  actually need my help here. Exactly.
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  Yeah, and then you toss a goat in as a test.
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  And then then we're just doing Palm Springs.
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  Yeah, pretty much emphatic period, which is really just an
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  exclamation point. All right, the final movie, 47
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  meters down, uncaged. Yay, or as we call it in this
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  house 48 meters down. Yeah, look, I'm not mad that
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  that sequel exists, but it's just like AI didn't expect a
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  sequel. I didn't and I love that it has
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  nothing to do with the original. I'm OK with it.
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  I like it. I think it does like a really
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  good job as a sequel. You know, I didn't different
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  enough. I didn't need Mandy Moore in a
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  Jaws movie where the shark is out to get her and her family
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  personally like. Yeah, I don't need that either.
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  Yeah, it's fine. It does a good job.
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  I like it. So that came out on August 16th.
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  Has a 12 million budget, 47 million gross, 5 on IMDb.
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  Rude. Yeah.
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  Yeah. All right, so I don't have any
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  tagline. No taglines at all.
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  None whatsoever. Isn't that crazy?
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  What I know I I have. So we got we got to do
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  something. Oh boy, we're gonna have to do
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  something about this. The world is our oyster, at
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  least in this moment. That's true.
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  We we got unlimited potential here.
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  I wouldn't go that far. That's true, yeah.
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  Have you seen the two of us today?
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  Yeah, I'm a fucking. Mess Our potential is
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  incredibly. I fell apart at the moment I
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  tried to put the bed together last night.
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  That was where like all the hell broke loose for me and I don't
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  think I've ever fully recovered from that.
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  It was just, it was just hard, sad.
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  It was hard to watch. This is what decline looks like.
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  You're witnessing it first in all, Right, So I got some fun
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  facts. Yeah.
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  So they came off the first movie wanting to kind of turn it into
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  a lot of sequels. Like, yeah, they were wanting
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  this to be several movies, and they were wanting to strike
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  while the iron was hot. And a lot of the cast was on
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  board with it. Woody Harrelson even, like, as
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  soon as they arrived filming, he went over to them, all of the
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  directors. Like, this is the first time
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  I've ever really wanted to do a sequel to a movie.
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  Well, it took them a while. They all got super famous and
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  super busy. Well, they were already all
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  pretty famous, but they got. Hooked.
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  I'm. Yeah, that's actually going to
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  be a part of some of this here. Just that whole process.
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  But that all happened. But it also took them a while to
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  get the script going. They didn't finalize the script
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  until 2017. Wow.
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  In the process, they actually like.
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  He also wanted TV shows to be a thing, so they did a pilot show.
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  I don't. Have you ever heard of that?
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  Yeah, they did a pilot for Amazon.
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  Really. Yep, it was basically continuing
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  this. Like it wasn't like a remake or
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  anything. That's Columbus, Tallahassee,
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  Wichita and a Little Rock. All played by the same actors.
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  All recast. Don't care about.
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  That yeah, that was a big part of it right there and it did not
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  do well. It just had the pilot.
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  They released the pilot. You can watch that now.
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  I think it is on Amazon. But yeah, it just, from what
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  I've heard, it's not good and the writers are kind of bitter
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  about it. That's.
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  Weird. Actually, yeah.
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  So part of the issues with getting the movie going was
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  whenever they had the script together, they're like, OK, now
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  we got to make it make sense financially for the company.
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  So the original Zombieland had a budget, a little over $20
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  million. This was in 2009.
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  Well, here in 2019 or around 2018 when they started filming,
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  a lot of these guys got pretty fucking big.
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  Woody Harrelson was already pretty big at the time.
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  Jesse Eisenberg, he was, he's kind of been about the same
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  since they're, you know, Zombieland was he had Social
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  Network kind of escalated or like elevated him a little bit
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  higher. I'd I'd say Social Network was
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  probably his most mainstream movie.
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  Yeah, that was his biggest for sure.
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  And ever since then he's been kind of typecast as that guy.
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  So he was kind of that guy here anyways.
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  But yeah, So like, I think the biggest success story here is
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  Emma Stone, who has went on to, like, win awards since then.
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  Multiple awards. She's been you.
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  You can't turn around without seeing a poster with her name on
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  it. Yeah.
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  And so. And Abigail Breslin, like, I
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  mean, she has continued to work steadily, which is remarkable
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  for somebody who is a child actor.
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  Yeah, she's in Stream Queens, which we like.
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  Love it. Yeah.
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  And yeah, she, she didn't really have like, the huge movie career
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  like these other people had, but you know.
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  She has a steady career. Yeah, she's got a steady career
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  going for, but they had to make this inflated budget for them
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  make sense for them financially to do it.
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  So they had to convince everybody.
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  And that's why we have doubled the budget of the original 1
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  like in the 40,000,000 here, because these people are just
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  more expensive now. But they made it work.
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  They did it. So they made the movie Go.
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  I don't really have much more here.
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  So I will say Albuquerque and Flagstaff were the original
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  names of Columbus and Tallahassee.
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  Oh, OK. Which is why the counterparts of
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  them in this movie are named that.
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  And Speaking of the counterparts, here we have Luke
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  Wilson, who plays Albuquerque and.
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  No, Yeah, Albuquerque. So he was not the first choice.
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  The person they were originally wanting to play, that was Ryan
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  Gosling. No, no, not Ryan Gosling.
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  Ryan Reynolds. I'm thinking of Ryan Gosling
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  because we talked about. Yeah, we talked about zombies.
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  Ryan Reynolds was going to be the original choice to be
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  Albuquerque, but he could not do it due to conflicts.
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  I'm glad it ended up being Luke. Wilson I am too.
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  I think he's a better. Fit, I think.
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  Yeah, I think he's the correct choice.
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  I'm just going to say it. Luke could do Wedding Crashers.
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  Owen couldn't do Zombie Land. He.
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  Could not, No, this is not as like an Owen Wilson movie right
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  here. And another alternate casting
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  here, the first pick for Flagstaff.
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  Can you take a guess who that was going to be?
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  I have a picture of his face but I can't remember his name.
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  OK, Michael Cera. Yep, Yep.
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  Michael Cera just turned it down.
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  I think Michael Cera doesn't want to be associated as like
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  the mirror image of Jesse Isenberg.
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  Probably fair because he I think the moment he says yes to that
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  role right there the is when he accepts it and it gets cemented.
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  Very conscientious about his image and typecasting.
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  We talked about that a few years ago when we talked about this as
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  the end because he did not want to play himself, he wanted to
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  play the opposite of himself. Exactly.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  So you know, yeah. I mean, I think it would have
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  been good casting, but I think Thomas Middlebish is a good.
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  I'm never going to be mad about seeing Thomas Middleditch in a
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  movie. Yeah, he's funny.
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  He's funny in this too. I like it.
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  Watching this made me want to watch Final Girls.
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  I've been wanting to watch final girls all week.
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  I don't know why we haven't just watched Final Girls.
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  All right, we're watching it today then, I guess.
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  After we watch Bone Temple. Oh yeah, OK, we got to do that.
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  We watched 28 Years Later last night.
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  Finally, life. Life precluded that from
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  happening for a while. I'm really, I'm going to talk
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  about that on the show here soon.
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  I'm just going to say alphas are fucking scary.
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  They are like Titans from Attack on Titan.
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  I have a problem with perspective because when Travis
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  said that guy's huge and I was like, how can you tell they are
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  in the distance it was in? It was like silhouettes and they
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  both walked over the same horizon.
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  I just. Assumed that he was farther
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  ahead. Really fucking good movie.
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  I know it's kind of a polarizing one of the people, but I love
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  that movie. I thought it was really good.
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  I'm really, really excited to go into Bone Temple.
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  Yeah, me too. That was it for fun facts.
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  Okay, so let's get into our good, bad, ugly and absurd then.
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  Okay, so I like that. Should we have evolved to the
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  zombie some that makes sense. That was cool.
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  Yeah. I like that they have like, new
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  additions. Yeah.
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  And. I think it's really interesting
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  because we had a lot of zombie talk going on both on the show,
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  you know, and as we just discussed, watching 28 Years
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  Later last night. So seeing the way these
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  different movies handled the evolution of zombies, I think
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  it's kind of fun. This.
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  I like that they name them after pop culture, like icons.
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  I like that we see a little bit of differences in how different
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  areas refer to them. Yeah.
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  You know what with the T8 hundreds being called bolts at
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  West. Yeah, that's another thing in 28
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  years later too. Yeah, they have the alphas or
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  the Berserks. Yeah, exactly.
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  Yeah, I think that's fun. I think it's I like that they
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  turned turned the phrase to Murray somebody or I almost
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  Murrayed you and they drew there's.
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  Oh, well, that's just sad. That's probably an urban legend.
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  There was, I wanted to do a theme so bad for movies that
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  came out this year, like movies that wouldn't have been possible
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  thanks to Jesse Eisenberg killing him.
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  Because in this year Dead Don't Die came out also, but I mean,
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  you're not going to get 3 like two other Bill Murray movies,
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  so. Yeah.
• 19:48
  So I think that that's a lot of fun.
• 19:50
  I like that we go to like a commune because I think so many
• 19:55
  times in these movies, like think about the end of 28 Days
• 19:59
  later when they wind up at the military compound and it's bad.
• 20:04
  I like that this one is good, stupid from like, you know, a
• 20:09
  self preservation standpoint. But I get it, Like, and
• 20:14
  generally speaking, like, what do you do 'cause if you start
• 20:17
  having those guns in reserve, like, is there going to be one
• 20:20
  person that will get a little bit too power hungry?
• 20:22
  You know, like, you have to ask yourself these questions as
• 20:24
  you're rebuilding in the face of an apocalypse.
• 20:27
  Anyway, I'm just glad we get to see that side of it, yeah.
• 20:30
  It's a different side. Yeah, yeah, I get them.
• 20:32
  I like that we are still seeing their relationships like them
• 20:36
  dealing with kind of those ruts in life and I hate to say rut
• 20:40
  because it sounds negative but like.
• 20:42
  That's what they call it themselves.
• 20:43
  Yeah, but like because like everybody hits that at some
• 20:47
  point where you realize like you've kind of just formed a
• 20:50
  routine and it's very comfortable and you're not
• 20:52
  feeling. It's not even necessarily
• 20:55
  excitement, it's more just like challenge, like you need to have
• 20:57
  something different to keep your brain and your soul and
• 21:03
  everything alert and activated. Yeah, I gotcha.
• 21:06
  And I think it makes sense that we do that here.
• 21:08
  And then I like the introduction of the two new characters cuz
• 21:13
  we've got Madison. I like.
• 21:15
  Madison, I thought she was a lot of fun and her just having an
• 21:18
  allergic reaction. I couldn't remember if like I
• 21:21
  just remembered that because whenever I was watching this I
• 21:24
  saw her eat the nut and then she was talking about her tongue
• 21:26
  getting swollen. I'm like, that sounds like an
• 21:27
  allergic reaction to me. Yeah, I, well, I remembered that
• 21:30
  being the situation. I couldn't remember how she came
• 21:33
  back to them, but I remembered that it was an allergic reaction
• 21:36
  and he didn't actually shoot her.
• 21:37
  I also like that Berkeley is so full of himself and he really
• 21:40
  thinks that he's got Little Rock, like, wrapped around his
• 21:45
  finger. And I like that she kind of
• 21:48
  snaps out of it. She does.
• 21:50
  It's interesting that even in this, like, zombie apocalypse
• 21:52
  that she is still falling for, like, the same kind of bullshit
• 21:57
  of, like, I'm gonna act stupid. I mean, this guy that I like,
• 21:59
  think that I like, you know, he wants to hang out with me.
• 22:03
  The thing is, I mean I she was part of normal society
• 22:07
  beforehand too so like this is all ingrained in her growing up
• 22:10
  still. That's true, that's fair.
• 22:12
  I just, I feel like cuz she was so young when it happened, I was
• 22:14
  hoping that like maybe she hadn't been socially
• 22:17
  conditioned, but that does start as such a young fucking yeah
• 22:20
  girl especially she was. Like 12 in the first movie.
• 22:22
  Yeah, yeah. She would have been, yeah.
• 22:25
  So. Yeah, OK.
• 22:27
  And I like that we see their Family Foundation to things and
• 22:32
  still some of those normal life things happening.
• 22:35
  So I liked it as a follow up. I think it was a lot of fun and
• 22:38
  I still had some good funny moments.
• 22:39
  So I agree it was good, yeah. Yeah, I like this.
• 22:43
  I agree with what you said there.
• 22:45
  I like that it doesn't just like retread a lot.
• 22:48
  I mean, of course it retreads a little bit.
• 22:50
  We have a lot of similar story beats here.
• 22:52
  I love Wichita getting the note left for her and they just keep
• 22:56
  throwing it back at her. They're like, yeah, it doesn't
• 22:58
  feel good, does it? Yeah, I like that too.
• 23:01
  We also, I mean, it's basically the same as the first movie
• 23:03
  where they go to the supposed safe haven.
• 23:06
  Like they go to the amusement park in the first one where they
• 23:09
  think it's supposed to be safe, and now they go to Berkeley or
• 23:12
  not Berkeley Babylon, which is supposed to be the safe haven
• 23:16
  here. And that's where shit goes down
• 23:18
  again, you know, but the story, it's not just like retelling the
• 23:24
  same jokes over and over and over again.
• 23:26
  Like it's, it's having fun with, like it's continuing it on.
• 23:29
  Yeah. And I really like the whole
• 23:31
  bringing in the duplicate versions of each other thing
• 23:34
  here cuz that was just a fun thing.
• 23:36
  That was a fun thing I liked. I liked what's his new Flagstaff
• 23:40
  having the commandments. I like seeing the commandments
• 23:43
  versus the rules and it's just like you just have that scene of
• 23:47
  them going like going back and forth and then it's just like
• 23:49
  the above them, the text just keeps like battling it out or
• 23:52
  something up the top. Yeah, and they keep arguing
• 23:54
  about where their different rules and commitments place,
• 23:57
  which ones they think are more important.
• 23:59
  Yeah. I also like the Flagstaff and
• 24:03
  Albuquerque kind of have, like, the romanticized version of the
• 24:07
  relationship that Columbus and Tallahassee have because they're
• 24:11
  just like, complementing each other back and forth and like,
• 24:13
  they've like fully embraced the broness of it.
• 24:16
  Yeah. And the other two have like,
• 24:18
  it's like a juxtaposition. They're not quite at that
• 24:22
  embrace. It's what Columbus, I think,
• 24:25
  wants for them both, but I don't think that's what Tallahassee
• 24:28
  envisions for them. Tallahassee is still it still
• 24:33
  kind of has that one foot out the door.
• 24:35
  Like that trauma response. Yeah, kind of like can't get too
• 24:39
  attached. I'm a little bit bummed we
• 24:41
  didn't get alternate versions of the other two.
• 24:43
  Characters I know. I thought for sure that would
• 24:46
  happen, but. Yeah, you would think, but Oh
• 24:49
  well, Yeah, it would have been funny if the other one, the
• 24:52
  opposite of Abigail wrestling, was Emma Roberts.
• 24:55
  You know, I got another Chanel. I my brain was still stuck on
• 24:59
  MSMS stone. Oh yeah, Two Ms. Yeah, two Ms.
• 25:02
  movie, I guess. Never mind.
• 25:03
  Forget it. OK, OK, so bad stuff.
• 25:10
  All right, I said I can never be mad at a movie for putting
• 25:12
  Thomas Middleditch in it. And I'm going to kind of
• 25:15
  contradict myself a little bit because how are you going to put
• 25:18
  Thomas Middleditch in it for 5 or 10 minutes and then kill him?
• 25:22
  Off that was my bad too. I wish that they hung around
• 25:25
  longer. I I think like, I don't think
• 25:28
  it. I would have gladly, I would
• 25:31
  have gladly traded the extra screen time we got with Madison.
• 25:35
  For them, yeah, I it's the same for me, yeah.
• 25:38
  I, I wanted more of that back and forth between the two of
• 25:41
  them there, you know, like, I feel like you could have used
• 25:43
  that as like a weights for like character growth too.
• 25:46
  Like you could see like the others, like witnessing and
• 25:49
  having a realization that that's like them.
• 25:51
  Yes. And then kind of like playing
• 25:53
  off on each other and, you know, like there's all kinds of
• 25:57
  potential there with that. And I, I don't think that they
• 25:59
  explored it enough. I think they saw it as just like
• 26:02
  a gag and like they're done with it.
• 26:04
  Yeah, no, it could have been a really good storytelling device.
• 26:06
  Yeah, I think so too. That was a bummer.
• 26:08
  That was my one and only bad that I had written down here.
• 26:11
  OK, ugly. So I'm a person that prefers a
• 26:20
  clean, organized space. And just because you've moved
• 26:26
  into the White House in the middle of an apocalypse doesn't
• 26:28
  mean that everything should be messy.
• 26:31
  Yeah, I think there's a little bit too much debris and whatnot
• 26:36
  left behind. You kind of have to embrace the
• 26:38
  chaos if you're going to live in that type of world, I think.
• 26:41
  But also it doesn't have to all be chaos.
• 26:43
  You can have like. I don't like the concept of
• 26:46
  cleanliness just being a social contract.
• 26:49
  I wish it was something that we valued.
• 26:52
  Yeah, OK. Fair enough.
• 26:55
  I think, I think cuz for me, like, and it's honestly, it's
• 26:59
  not just like a hoity toity Ness, it's a mental thing for
• 27:04
  me. And I think it comes from like a
• 27:06
  history of dealing with depression and not taking care
• 27:10
  of myself in those moments. Like I really value keeping my
• 27:14
  space clean and keeping myself clean because you know, Maslow's
• 27:19
  hierarchy of me, it's like I gotcha.
• 27:21
  Yeah, yeah. So that's that's where that's
• 27:23
  coming from. OK, no, I understand.
• 27:26
  My ugly is the fucking coughing up a hairball from Bill Murray
• 27:32
  at the end of the. Movie.
• 27:33
  I couldn't listen to it. It's just like.
• 27:35
  I couldn't. Yeah, it is gross to listen to.
• 27:39
  And I also I don't understand where that fit in the timeline.
• 27:43
  That was the outbreak. That was the initial outbreak.
• 27:47
  Is that definitely what it was meant?
• 27:50
  To be yes yeah. I looked it up yeah yeah.
• 27:52
  That was supposed to be like when it all began.
• 27:54
  So like when he cuz he, it wasn't him being resurrected or
• 27:58
  anything. That was just like how it all
• 27:59
  started for him. OK.
• 28:01
  At the initial, like in 2009, there were 3 Garfield movies
• 28:05
  that came out in that time. Alternate universe, Yeah, I
• 28:09
  guess. OK, absurd.
• 28:17
  OK, the amount of weed that Berkeley has on him.
• 28:23
  Where did he get all that weed from?
• 28:25
  He must have ravaged a place. How?
• 28:26
  Much did he have before Wichita and Little Rock picked him up.
• 28:31
  That's true 'cause you know that dude wasn't going so brutally.
• 28:34
  This. Hell no, hell no, but like how
• 28:38
  the fuck can you live in that world high as fuck, no weapons
• 28:44
  and not get your fucking assy? I don't know.
• 28:48
  Oh also I love that they kind of like gave us a bullshit hand
• 28:52
  WAVY excuse for why the power was still on and they're like
• 28:55
  yeah no as long as it keeps raining the the Electro hydro
• 28:59
  stuff from the. Namster works.
• 29:01
  Yeah, OK. Like, I mean, I was thinking
• 29:03
  about it a little bit, but at the same time I'm like,
• 29:04
  whatever, it's just a movie. Yeah, I I don't care that much.
• 29:08
  It's funny when he is at one point reading The Walking Dead
• 29:11
  in bed and he goes wow this is really interesting but super
• 29:14
  unrealistic. Yeah, my absurd is just the
• 29:17
  whole idea of having a pacifist mindset in this world.
• 29:21
  I don't think it, just like I don't think you can be a
• 29:23
  pacifist and survive like a zombie apocalypse.
• 29:27
  Yeah. You have to defend yourself,
• 29:30
  yeah, or you're going to die. The fact that there's a whole
• 29:34
  community of that. And the fact that, like, OK, if
• 29:37
  you're going to be a pacifist, that's cool, but like, don't be
• 29:41
  stupid and fire off fireworks. That they're so dumb.
• 29:45
  And then as soon as they finish defeating the zombies, like more
• 29:48
  fireworks, like that's going to just draw more of a crowd.
• 29:51
  You didn't. Kill all the zombies, just the
• 29:53
  ones that were there at that time.
• 29:55
  Exactly. There's another Horde coming for
• 29:57
  sure. Yeah.
• 30:00
  All right. OK, time to raid it.
• 30:01
  What do you raid it? I think this is a solid 8.
• 30:06
  OK. Yeah, I'm thinking about 7 1/2.
• 30:10
  I like this movie. It was a fun time.
• 30:11
  It was a good sequel. Good follow up. 7.75 starting
• 30:14
  average. All right, That's pretty good.
• 30:17
  All right, we start off learning about how zombies have evolved
• 30:20
  in these intervening years. Yeah, there's different.
• 30:22
  Types. Yeah, we've got the Homers,
• 30:24
  which are the dummies. You don't really have to worry
• 30:26
  about them. We got the Hawkings, which are
• 30:30
  smart. They're the ones you got to
• 30:32
  really pay attention to. And you got the ninjas, which
• 30:35
  are silent in Deadly, yes. So I think that's good.
• 30:39
  It's good to have a good communication system like this.
• 30:42
  We see how it works out for them later when they're fighting.
• 30:45
  Yeah, yeah. I mean, like, it's nice to
• 30:46
  recognize your enemy enemy and be able to call them out.
• 30:50
  So we see them, they're pulling up at the White House.
• 30:53
  They're looking for a place to settle down for a while.
• 30:55
  I appreciate that they still did another Metallica opening.
• 30:59
  Yeah, credit sequence. Which song was it this time?
• 31:01
  Master of Puppets. That's right.
• 31:02
  Yeah, Yeah, yeah. So it's a montage of them just
• 31:06
  mowing down some zombies in front of the White House there.
• 31:09
  Yeah. And then they enter and they set
• 31:11
  up shop. They have a debate of who is
• 31:13
  going to be president. Yeah, there's a good arguments
• 31:16
  for and against everybody in that group.
• 31:18
  Yeah, so and then we get this montage of them enjoying the
• 31:22
  little things, having fun living in the White House for a little
• 31:25
  while. Wichita and Columbus have their
• 31:27
  own little domesticity kind of situation.
• 31:31
  The Lincoln Room I agree with. Wichita keep his.
• 31:35
  Eyes covered, honest Abe's got them wondering eyes.
• 31:38
  Yeah. Yeah, so that's a little creepy.
• 31:42
  Yeah, he abolished slavery, but that doesn't mean I want him to
• 31:46
  watch us do it. Yeah, exactly.
• 31:48
  Like both things can be true. That was so reasonable.
• 31:52
  Yeah. So with that going on, Little
• 31:54
  Rock is kind of she's wanting out.
• 31:57
  She's wanting to explore the world, other people.
• 31:59
  She's wanting a boyfriend. Like, and I feel so bad for her.
• 32:03
  And we were talking about that. We talked about that we were
• 32:05
  watching 28 years later also because it's just like you've
• 32:08
  got kids that grew up in this and they like they're still
• 32:12
  always going to be that like biological her to go out and
• 32:18
  explore, understand the world, be able to defend yourself, be
• 32:21
  able to find a mate, you know, find people your own age.
• 32:25
  You need a peer group cohorts. Yeah, exactly.
• 32:27
  And like when you're that age and you're around your family,
• 32:30
  you want other people for a little bit you.
• 32:33
  Know, yeah. And that doesn't mean that you
• 32:35
  love your family any less. It just means that, you know,
• 32:37
  sometimes you need a fucking break.
• 32:39
  Yeah, exactly. You need your own people.
• 32:41
  Yeah. So it's Christmas time in
• 32:43
  November. Yeah.
• 32:46
  Tallahassee is dressed up as Santa Claus, asking everybody
• 32:48
  what they want for Christmas. Yeah, and you can definitely
• 32:52
  tell he sees Little Rock as a daughter.
• 32:53
  Yeah, exactly. For sure we saw that
• 32:55
  relationship starting in the first one and I'm glad that
• 32:58
  it's. He's a good dad, you know, Like,
• 33:00
  it's really sweet of him to like, take on that.
• 33:02
  And it's really easy to forget that he lost his very young son.
• 33:08
  Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
• 33:09
  So this is a very important to him.
• 33:11
  Yeah, they're exchanging gifts. I like Wichita gifted Columbus a
• 33:16
  book, a first edition book, a Fellowship of the Rings.
• 33:19
  And you wrote in it. She's like so many words like
• 33:24
  oh, and you just kept going. You just kept going and the dust
• 33:29
  jackets torn too. It's just so funny.
• 33:35
  See, like Jesse Eisenberg, he, he's just good at this type of
• 33:38
  character, you know? Yeah, I'm glad he knows what his
• 33:42
  character. He understands the assignment.
• 33:43
  He gets it. Yeah.
• 33:46
  And Tallahassee gifts Little Rock Colt 45.
• 33:51
  Belonged to Elvis. Belonged to Elvis and she was
• 33:54
  like cool another gun. Yeah, so she kind of just storms
• 33:59
  off. Wichita that night, she's
• 34:01
  worried about her, you know, because of all the things that
• 34:03
  we were just talking about. You know, she wants somebody her
• 34:06
  own age. She wants to grow up, spread her
• 34:07
  wings a little bit. Columbus is like, well, I've
• 34:11
  been thinking about how you said we don't take any risks or any
• 34:14
  chances. And he proposes with the hooked
• 34:15
  diamonds, and she doesn't have to answer right away.
• 34:17
  It's the most lackadaisical proposal ever.
• 34:19
  He's like, here's a ring. Maybe you can think about it.
• 34:22
  We'll talk about this later. This is so great.
• 34:25
  This is going to be amazing. Doesn't seem like a Columbus
• 34:30
  proposal. You know what would have seemed
• 34:32
  like a Columbus proposal? Do it as the Christmas gift down
• 34:36
  there in front of everybody. Yeah, put her on the spot.
• 34:39
  Make it even worse when she's like, I've told you multiple
• 34:42
  times that I'm not really into the whole marriage thing.
• 34:45
  She's like, everybody gets divorced.
• 34:46
  She goes, well, divorce is just kind of a legal construct.
• 34:48
  So I don't know if, you know, if we could do that here.
• 34:49
  And I want to be like, couldn't you say the same for marriage?
• 34:53
  Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
• 34:54
  Marriage. So wake up next morning, Qam's
• 34:59
  feeling great. He's just assuming he's going to
• 35:02
  get that yes. If you didn't get the yes right
• 35:04
  away, you're not getting the yes Duddy.
• 35:07
  Dude it's not good with social clues.
• 35:10
  No, This is why he thrives in zombie land.
• 35:14
  Exactly. Yeah, this is his people where
• 35:16
  you just don't talk to people. Yeah, or you got Tallahassee,
• 35:19
  who tells you every word on his mind.
• 35:21
  You don't wonder where you stand with him.
• 35:23
  Exactly. Well, Tallahassee found a note
• 35:26
  that morning, and Wichita and Little Rock are gone again.
• 35:30
  Bad at notes. Sorry.
• 35:32
  Yeah. Bye.
• 35:33
  And she left the Hope Diamond bind.
• 35:35
  That's what he proposed with, was the Hope Diamond.
• 35:37
  So Wichita and Little Rock, they're driving and they find
• 35:40
  another teen slash, young adults from Berkeley.
• 35:45
  We'll learn more about him in a little bit.
• 35:46
  Yeah, they pick him up. Columbus and Tallahassee have
• 35:49
  gone to the mall. They're just kind of coping with
• 35:51
  the loss. Want to blow off some steam?
• 35:54
  I would love rummaging in a dead mall.
• 35:58
  Yeah, I think that would be a lot of fun too.
• 36:00
  Fun time. Yeah, they're they're on.
• 36:03
  What? What the fuck are these things
• 36:04
  called again? Segways.
• 36:07
  Segways, Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're on Segways just like
• 36:10
  like rolling around the mall there.
• 36:11
  And Tallahassee says you have one more day to mope.
• 36:15
  It's been a month. We need to hit the road.
• 36:19
  Wichita and Little Rock are not coming deck.
• 36:22
  And this is him not wanting to admit how sad he is about a
• 36:25
  Little Rock. Exactly.
• 36:26
  Yeah, And then he starts to open up about being part Blackfoot.
• 36:31
  Yeah, he's yeah. It's hard to say if this is real
• 36:35
  or not. I don't think it is.
• 36:38
  No, So Columbus goes to a candle store, she says.
• 36:40
  I can't emphasize how bad 'cause I'll be laying smells.
• 36:44
  I can imagine. I'm sure it's terrible and I
• 36:48
  feel like probably going into a Yankee Candle isn't going to fix
• 36:54
  the problem. Likely not, but it kind of does
• 36:57
  temporarily here because he finds somebody there.
• 37:00
  He finds Madison, yes. Not a zombie.
• 37:02
  She's been hiding in the freezer at the Pink Berry because the
• 37:06
  zombies can't get in. But it's really cold.
• 37:09
  And I said, did you think about unplugging it?
• 37:11
  And she said she couldn't find the cord.
• 37:13
  So they invite her, invite her, or Columbus invites her.
• 37:18
  Tallahassee is kind of against it, doesn't know what the extra
• 37:20
  company. Yeah, And he says something
• 37:23
  about like, hey, it's got a whole thing for rules.
• 37:25
  And she's like, I wanna hear them all.
• 37:28
  So he's just going on and on and on.
• 37:29
  By the time they get back to the White House and she asks for a
• 37:33
  tour and Tallahassee is just, he is so fucking annoying.
• 37:37
  He still wants to hit the road in the morning.
• 37:38
  He's like, I'm going. Madison didn't actually want a
• 37:42
  tour. Yep, she just wanted to have
• 37:45
  some intimacy. Yes, you guys, it's been forever
• 37:47
  at Zombieland. You don't get this all that
• 37:49
  often, so get it when you can. So I there was a a moment
• 37:55
  because they hear something. Tallahassee and Columbus got a
• 37:57
  check out at the sand. Tallahassee knows all the rule
• 37:59
  numbers. I thought that was interesting
• 38:02
  that he's got those memorized. Well, I would imagine you if I
• 38:04
  hearing them so many times, you'd probably have a kind of
• 38:07
  ingrained. I also feel like there's an
• 38:08
  element of him like that's that's his little buddy.
• 38:12
  I guess, you know, yeah, I guess that's true.
• 38:14
  Yeah, it's one of those things like he won't say it directly,
• 38:18
  but. Yeah, so Wichita is what the
• 38:21
  sound is. She's in the other room there
• 38:23
  and she's there to grab weapons. Yes, and she tells him that
• 38:28
  Little Rock is gone. Said it happened after they
• 38:32
  picked up Berkeley. He's a musician and a pacifist,
• 38:34
  and Tallahassee is a guest. That Little Rock.
• 38:37
  Would get involved with somebody like this.
• 38:40
  Just the idea that this person is from Berkeley is enough to
• 38:43
  drive him mad. And I love this little moment
• 38:46
  that they have because Little Rock says, have you ever heard
• 38:48
  of Graceland? And Berkeley immediately goes
• 38:51
  into a spiel about being anti Elvis.
• 38:52
  And she goes, oh, well, I always wanted to visit.
• 38:54
  And he goes, but yeah, no, that would be great.
• 38:56
  That'd be fun. Let's see that.
• 38:58
  Yeah, we had an opportunity to go to Graceland but did not
• 39:01
  because I don't really care about Elvis.
• 39:02
  Yeah, and also it would have been like a lot of money to do
• 39:05
  the tour. Yeah, not worth it.
• 39:07
  Yeah, I don't care. Wichita told her no because she
• 39:10
  didn't think the Graceland thing was going to be a good idea.
• 39:12
  It was just a gut feeling. And Little Rock at Berkeley left
• 39:16
  a note and went and she was like, it's so messed up.
• 39:20
  She just left a note and Tao has seen Columbus.
• 39:22
  You're like, yeah, yeah, it's messed up, isn't it, Wichita?
• 39:28
  Also, she mentions that there's a new zombie type out there.
• 39:31
  Yes, what? Berkeley was telling her.
• 39:32
  Yeah, we don't have any more details yet, just that there's a
• 39:35
  new kind of zombie. She OK?
• 39:37
  Yeah, Wichita says that she's really not there for them.
• 39:40
  Like, she didn't come to see them.
• 39:41
  She didn't come to ask them to help.
• 39:42
  She's just there for more weapons and ammunition.
• 39:44
  And they're like, well, we're gonna we'll load up.
• 39:47
  We'll go. We're gonna go save her
• 39:49
  together. And Wichita apologizes for just
• 39:53
  kind of leaving the way she did. And Columbus is like, you know,
• 39:56
  maybe this can be a turning point for us.
• 39:58
  And then Madison appears and asks if Columbus is coming back
• 40:01
  to bed. And she's very clearly wearing
• 40:04
  his shirt because his shirt says Law and Mordor.
• 40:07
  Yeah, yeah. And Wichita?
• 40:10
  Not too happy about. It Here's the thing.
• 40:15
  In a normal life, yes, a month. A month is moving on too soon in
• 40:21
  Zombieland. It's harder to yeah.
• 40:24
  Well I would also assume like a month gone you're probably not
• 40:29
  seeing her. Again.
• 40:30
  Yeah. Like she probably truly is gone
• 40:32
  from your. Life like she is lucky that they
• 40:34
  were even still there. Yeah, exactly.
• 40:37
  Yeah, So like. I get where she's coming from
• 40:41
  and I get where he's coming from and.
• 40:44
  As Ross once said, they were on a break.
• 40:47
  I'm I'm not I'm I'm not in the right headspace to have this.
• 40:50
  Argument right now. It was a completely different
• 40:52
  thing. This is where it comes into the
• 40:55
  nuance of like time and respect for the relationship.
• 40:59
  Ross waited one day. Ross waited like 2 hours.
• 41:03
  That's true. Ross waited two hours.
• 41:05
  Columbus waited a whole month. Yeah.
• 41:07
  And in Zombieland. Yeah, Ross wasn't in a post
• 41:10
  apocalyptic situation. It was never about the
• 41:13
  technicality of them being broken up or not.
• 41:16
  Maybe he didn't technically cheat on her.
• 41:18
  He emotionally devastated her and that's the importance of it.
• 41:22
  And she even says in that episode, she's like, you're not
• 41:25
  going to get out of this on a technicality.
• 41:27
  And that's what kills me about all the people saying that they
• 41:29
  were on a break. Who fucking cares?
• 41:31
  She's saying that it hurt her and why.
• 41:35
  We clearly have some energy for this.
• 41:39
  I didn't realize I was just making a comment.
• 41:42
  I didn't realize I was going. To you should have known.
• 41:44
  You should have known. Oh, boy.
• 41:48
  Oh God. All right.
• 41:51
  Next morning, everybody's still going playing, so on.
• 41:53
  They're going to Graceland. They're going to go save Little
• 41:55
  Rock. Did we see?
• 41:56
  Madison, bring all of these. No, I don't think so.
• 42:00
  OK, she's she just rummaged around and found.
• 42:03
  She happened to find matching suitcases with her jumpsuit.
• 42:07
  Yeah. I mean, it's just the color
• 42:08
  pink. Yeah, I know, but I don't expect
• 42:10
  to see that in the White House, just that, you know, normally.
• 42:13
  But bro, I know I've never been to the White House, so maybe
• 42:16
  pink's all over that place, you know?
• 42:18
  It's not the Pink House. You know, it's kind of a bummer
• 42:20
  to think about is the way this was shot and the layout of the
• 42:23
  White House and the time of this movie.
• 42:26
  It wouldn't be the same layout no no today.
• 42:30
  It would not. It is a little bit sad.
• 42:33
  So they're going and yeah, they, they basically we're going to
• 42:37
  forget Madison there until she, you know, came in right before
• 42:40
  they're pulling up. She's got all of her luggage and
• 42:43
  Tallahassee offers to put it in the back because she kind of is
• 42:47
  like, are you going to put my bags up?
• 42:48
  Oh my God, thank you. And he just leaves it all
• 42:51
  sitting there because that's one of the rules that quietly you
• 42:53
  got to travel light. So they're on the road and they
• 42:58
  come across a bridge and they stop and I thought it was
• 43:02
  because we were eyeing another Twinkie car, but that's not the
• 43:05
  case. No, they're trying to find a new
• 43:07
  vehicle because Tallahassee really doesn't want to drive the
• 43:09
  minivan because that's all they have left after Little Rock
• 43:13
  stole the. Piece did we talk about this in
• 43:15
  the original Zombieland? Like what did they have Woody
• 43:18
  Harrelson eating with the Twinkie?
• 43:19
  Because Twinkie is not vegan. I can't remember.
• 43:24
  I feel like we did talk about. It, I feel like we talked about
• 43:26
  it. Either that or like he had a
• 43:27
  spit bucket or something. I don't know.
• 43:32
  But yeah, they're, they're trying to find a new vehicle
• 43:33
  because right now they're in a minivan and it that's making
• 43:37
  Tallahassee mad. The car, the beast that he and
• 43:40
  Little Rock had worked on, is what Wichita and Little Rock
• 43:42
  stole, and then Little Rock and Berkeley stole.
• 43:44
  OK, I this is a interesting Google search because I just
• 43:48
  grew a search. How did Woody Harrelson eat
• 43:50
  Twinkie? Apparently mock Twinkies were
• 43:58
  prepared for him. They were made from corn mill.
• 44:02
  Is that it? Yeah, custom vegan safe Twinkies
• 44:07
  were made for him. OK, I'm glad that they did that.
• 44:10
  I just. What do you mean?
• 44:11
  Is that it? That was your.
• 44:12
  That was the answer to your question.
• 44:14
  Well like was all that was in it corn meal?
• 44:16
  Was he basically eating cornbread?
• 44:18
  Is what I'm trying to ask. I guess, yeah, it's gross, yeah.
• 44:25
  OK, OK, you get. Subscribed to all kinds of weird
• 44:28
  Woody Harrelson facts because of like, oh, clearly this guy if
• 44:30
  he's interested in how he's twinking.
• 44:32
  Text messages, woody, hairless and facts daily.
• 44:35
  Yeah, OK. Little Rock asks Berkeley about
• 44:41
  smoking weed. She's like, I've always wanted.
• 44:43
  She was like, smoke too much weed, he goes.
• 44:45
  Do I look like the type of person who would have a lot of
• 44:47
  weed on him? Because I am.
• 44:50
  Yeah, he's like, come on, look at me.
• 44:51
  Yeah, yeah. So yeah, they're looking the our
• 44:55
  main group is looking for a new ride and they see an RV.
• 45:00
  It's near a clown ice cream truck, which in case you'd
• 45:03
  forgotten, Columbus very afraid of clowns.
• 45:06
  So they go down there. Madison is all ready for this
• 45:10
  because she partied with three doors down and an RV one time.
• 45:14
  That sounds like a good time. I guess I don't know.
• 45:16
  I don't know those guys. I couldn't tell you too much.
• 45:21
  Subscribing for facts for them too, I guess.
• 45:22
  Let me get to know them. So they they're gonna check out
• 45:28
  the RV, but Madison opens the door and starts the car alarm,
• 45:31
  which causes this warm as zombies to come towards them.
• 45:34
  And she's just kind of standing in the way while Wichita,
• 45:37
  Columbus in Tallahassee, they are like a well oiled machine.
• 45:40
  I was reading this came from like the original script of the
• 45:44
  ending of the first movie where this played out in the first,
• 45:48
  like with Tallahassee and Columbus where one of them got
• 45:52
  on top of the building and we're calling out like 66 o'clock
• 45:55
  whatever, you know the time. That's the smart way to do it.
• 45:58
  Yeah, it is. Yeah.
• 45:59
  At one point, Wichita's gun jams and Madison uses Mace on the
• 46:03
  zombie to save her. Yeah, because they were all
• 46:06
  laughing. Because she's she is kind of a
• 46:10
  pacifist in her own way. She's a vegan.
• 46:13
  Yeah, She just said she doesn't really want a gun.
• 46:15
  She doesn't know how to shoot guns, but she's got Mace for
• 46:17
  protection. And they all kind of laughed at
• 46:18
  her, but it worked. Yeah, she's survived this long
• 46:20
  because clearly she's doing something.
• 46:22
  Yeah, she comes across as stupid, but I think she's, like,
• 46:25
  ditzy. Yeah, but I think she's got some
• 46:28
  smarts there. She just, you know, she likes
• 46:31
  pink and she's a little like. She's fun.
• 46:33
  Yeah, she mixes up her words sometimes.
• 46:35
  Yeah, Norsty, I like how she says that a lot.
• 46:38
  Yeah, or like soy cute. Yeah, so they encounter a new
• 46:44
  zombie for the first time. Here.
• 46:46
  It's a zombie that just refuses to die.
• 46:48
  Also really good at dodging bullets.
• 46:50
  Yep, they call it the T800. It is a mutated strain and it is
• 46:54
  harder to kill. Berkeley in the car with Little
• 46:59
  Rock plays Rolling Stone, and he even has the audacity to sing it
• 47:03
  in a Bob Dylan S voice. And Little Rock is like, wow,
• 47:10
  did you write that yourself? And he's like, yeah.
• 47:14
  And she was like, well, you got to remember that.
• 47:16
  I like it was 12 when the zombie apocalypse happened and that
• 47:20
  just made me sad thinking about it cuz I was like she really was
• 47:22
  so young. It's terrible to think about.
• 47:24
  It Yeah. And he's like, here, I got
• 47:26
  another one for you. You're gonna love this.
• 47:27
  He starts playing free. She's high, man.
• 47:34
  It's good music. She doesn't care.
• 47:38
  Getting high and listening to music, definitely the right
• 47:41
  thing to do. Yeah, he's.
• 47:42
  Fun. He's got a competent skill on
• 47:44
  the guitar and singing. Yeah, he's good.
• 47:47
  Yeah, He just didn't write this shit.
• 47:49
  Yeah, I like this part. Madison was like, she's just
• 47:52
  sharing her dreams. She's like, you know what I
• 47:54
  would have liked to have done? Like this app.
• 47:56
  Hold on, this doesn't happen yet.
• 47:58
  No, it hasn't, no. Because they start to drive out
• 48:01
  in the RV and immediately blow a tire.
• 48:04
  Tallahassee wants to take the clown truck because he doesn't
• 48:07
  want to get back in the minivan. And Columbus is like no,
• 48:09
  absolutely not that's a non starter.
• 48:11
  This is like my one big thing the.
• 48:14
  Clown is on top of it. You won't see it.
• 48:16
  Do you really think there won't be clown iconography inside of
• 48:18
  that van? No, probably.
• 48:20
  Yeah, you're right. It's an ice cream truck, Travis.
• 48:22
  You're right, you're right. OK.
• 48:25
  So yeah, back in the minivan. Back in the minivan.
• 48:27
  I like how every time he gets in the minivan he just like knocks
• 48:29
  something off of it. Like he like knocks a mirror off
• 48:32
  every single. Time.
• 48:33
  By the time the end of this movie it comes around, it looks
• 48:35
  like my old Saturn did. Dude it.
• 48:38
  Is a movie he. Throws this fucking grenade in
• 48:40
  there. Yeah, I just have missing pieces
• 48:42
  all over that thing by the time it was done.
• 48:46
  So now it's when she tells of her dream.
• 48:49
  She's like, I had this idea that, like, you could call
• 48:54
  somebody and they could drive you in their car to where you
• 48:58
  want to go. And, like, maybe they could
• 49:00
  have, like, little treats or something.
• 49:01
  And they're all laughing. They're like, oh, yeah.
• 49:03
  That's what our moms told us to get into a car with strangers,
• 49:06
  especially if they offer us candy.
• 49:08
  And she goes, no, but like, to avoid like, you know, a murder
• 49:11
  situation. You can, like, rate them like,
• 49:14
  one star. This guy tried to murder me.
• 49:17
  It's like I there, there's the good, the brains right there.
• 49:23
  Like that's like a good idea, you know, like, yeah, yeah, of
• 49:25
  course hearing that shit at that time definitely does not sound
• 49:29
  like. I would have never thought that
• 49:30
  that would have taken off. First time we heard of Uber and
• 49:33
  Lych, we wanted nothing to do with it.
• 49:34
  The only reason we ever tried it is because it was going to take
• 49:38
  an hour and a half for a taxi to come pick us up at the bar.
• 49:41
  And so I was feeling really sick.
• 49:45
  So you're like, well, let's just try this and see how it goes.
• 49:48
  We've got a group big enough with us.
• 49:50
  They can't murder all four of us.
• 49:51
  And. Just like she said, I feel like
• 49:54
  there are flaws with the taxi business model and that was one
• 49:58
  of them. Took way too long for us to get
• 50:00
  home that. Day.
• 50:00
  Yep. So.
• 50:03
  Yeah, she starts acting sick. 'Cause they're eating trail.
• 50:06
  Mix they're eating trail mix in the back and she starts acting
• 50:09
  sick and as you noted, she's saying like her tongue is
• 50:12
  swollen. And I remember even the first
• 50:13
  time watching this feeling like, well, her tongue swollen.
• 50:15
  It sounds like she's having an allergic reaction.
• 50:18
  They get they stop the van, she gets out and she's throwing up
• 50:20
  and they're arguing about who has to shoot her and yellers my
• 50:25
  dog paw. I'll take care of her.
• 50:27
  Yeah, so Columbus goes out there, takes her to the woods,
• 50:32
  and then you just hear two shots in the distance.
• 50:34
  You think he's done it and he just comes back.
• 50:37
  They drive to Graceland. They get there.
• 50:40
  The building's destroyed. There's no beast, no sign of
• 50:45
  Little Rock. Yep.
• 50:46
  So you just drive down the road just a little bit, come across a
• 50:49
  motel. It's the Hound Dog Hotel, Yep,
• 50:51
  which is also kind of like a museum for Elvis, and it looks
• 50:55
  like kitschy fun. It does.
• 50:57
  Yeah, like big neon lights. It does look like a fun time.
• 51:01
  Also, the beast is outside, so a Little Rock must be there too.
• 51:04
  Yeah, so they go in there. They're looking around the blue
• 51:10
  suede shoes, too tiny for Tallahassee.
• 51:13
  You guess who they fit? Columbus.
• 51:15
  Perfect fit, feels like Cinderella.
• 51:18
  We find Nevada. She lives there and they say
• 51:21
  where in Nevada and she goes, Nevada's as close as you're
• 51:24
  getting. Wasn't wasn't even fucking
• 51:26
  matter anymore, you know, like where you got to go to or where
• 51:28
  she lived. And I also just assumed that it
• 51:31
  was Tallahassee's thing, was just saying where you're from,
• 51:34
  but apparently this. This taking on.
• 51:37
  Everywhere. Yeah.
• 51:38
  Yeah. And she was like, you guys look
• 51:40
  terrible. I always Murrayed you.
• 51:42
  And they're like, do you mean murder?
• 51:43
  And she goes, no, Murray. Like, that's what happened to
• 51:46
  Bill Murray because somebody thought he was a zombie and they
• 51:48
  killed him. If I ever found out who killed
• 51:51
  Bill Murray. And they're like, wow, that's
• 51:54
  probably just an urban legend. That's crazy that like, yeah.
• 51:58
  Word travelled. Yeah, like that right there.
• 52:02
  But she said that Little Rock and Berkeley were there, but
• 52:05
  they left days ago. They left the beast behind.
• 52:07
  So that was to establishment. Yeah, and they were headed a
• 52:13
  place. We don't get the name of it yet,
• 52:15
  but Berkeley had mentioned it so many times and she was so sick
• 52:18
  of it. Cut to them in the car.
• 52:20
  They're headed to Babylon. It is.
• 52:22
  A younger generation has built a peaceful commune, so that's what
• 52:26
  they're going to do. Tallahassee and Nevada talk
• 52:29
  about Elvis. They seem like a very good
• 52:31
  match. You can feel the chemistry
• 52:32
  between them. Yeah.
• 52:34
  Little Berkeley and Little Rocker heading to the state, OK.
• 52:38
  Yeah, they get to Babylon. Yeah, they get there and no guns
• 52:41
  allow. No guns allow to turn.
• 52:42
  The guns in. They're going to be melted and
• 52:44
  turned into peace sign medallions.
• 52:45
  And like I said, this is kind of one of those things because you
• 52:51
  need something to protect you in this world.
• 52:54
  Like it doesn't make sense to get rid of all of your weapons.
• 52:57
  However, when you have a community like this and you
• 53:03
  develop any kind of a power structure and some of those
• 53:05
  people with more power have access to weaponry, you start
• 53:09
  creating situations where there's the aspect for
• 53:13
  exploitation and danger and whatnot.
• 53:16
  So there's not really like. There's not a perfect way to
• 53:20
  handle this whole. Thing I think somewhere in
• 53:23
  between that is we're going to have to come back to it again 28
• 53:26
  years later where they've all got their limited resources and
• 53:29
  just kind of like hey everybody we're agreeing to be fucking
• 53:32
  cool right they. Just went back to bow and arrows
• 53:34
  then. Yeah, well, and you have to make
• 53:36
  your own arrows. Yeah, sharpen them sticks or get
• 53:40
  really good at collecting them. Just not if you shot them at A
• 53:43
  at a zombie. Yeah, so it's the next day and
• 53:47
  we got some new people pulling up at the hotel there and a big
• 53:50
  old monster truck. Run right over the truck.
• 53:54
  You don't know that you don't like this person yet.
• 53:55
  I. Know yeah, it's a power move.
• 53:58
  Yeah, it's Albuquerque and Flagstaff.
• 54:02
  And it's just so funny watching them interact because
• 54:05
  Tallahassee and Albuquerque immediately pissing contest
• 54:08
  Flagstaff and Columbus are going back and forth talking about
• 54:11
  their commandments and rules. I like how Wichita the entire
• 54:15
  time I was like, how do you guys not see that this is like mirror
• 54:20
  situations? I like it's like in a little
• 54:23
  bit, but whenever both Flagstaff and Columbus like correct her
• 54:26
  about the 2 to 8000, she's like, oh great, there's two of you
• 54:28
  now. Oh, she makes a joke because
• 54:31
  they said they've been in the West.
• 54:33
  They've been calling the T8 hundreds bolts like Usain bolts
• 54:38
  and she makes a joke. She's like, that makes the one
• 54:41
  that we saw sound like AT700. And they're like, well, the T800
• 54:45
  is actually the first. Model.
• 54:46
  Yeah, the T700 never existed. That's right.
• 54:54
  But yeah, they're coming east because the food source out West
• 54:57
  is getting dry, which makes me curious, you know, if they ever
• 55:01
  have the ability to do a third zombie land, are they going to
• 55:05
  go out West? And we're going to see.
• 55:07
  That would be interesting. They want to do a third one.
• 55:08
  Yeah, we're hoping it turns out to be around 2029, so let's see
• 55:13
  in a couple years. Just do one every 10 years.
• 55:15
  Yeah, yeah. Every 10 years.
• 55:19
  So yeah, they're they're having that pissing contest.
• 55:22
  I like this whole thing of the commandments versus the rules
• 55:25
  here, which is where we see that showdown go on here.
• 55:28
  I like Tallahassee or Albuquerque is like he's talking
• 55:32
  of Flagstaff so much and about how great his commandments are
• 55:35
  and how they're better than like stupid rules and stuff.
• 55:37
  And so Tallahassee goes, so he's like your little sidekick.
• 55:41
  He goes, I think of him as partner, and then they hear
• 55:44
  sounds and some of the T8 hundreds or bolts or whatever
• 55:48
  you want to call them have followed and everybody's like,
• 55:51
  all right, let's get up. You're up to go outside and
• 55:53
  you're like, no, no, we brought them here.
• 55:55
  This is our mess to clean up. So they go out, fight them
• 55:57
  together. We don't really see a whole lot
• 55:58
  of that. Yeah.
• 55:59
  They come back in. They're having a good time.
• 56:01
  Albuquerque is letting Flagstaff wear his hat.
• 56:04
  You can tell that Columbus is very jealous.
• 56:07
  Oh my God, you gotta wear that. She's like, that's so cool.
• 56:12
  Yeah. And they're just kind of like,
• 56:14
  you know, puffing each other up there.
• 56:16
  And then all of a sudden, somebody notices Albuquerque's
• 56:19
  wrist. He's like, hey, what is that
• 56:20
  right there? You got a bite?
• 56:21
  He's like, that's not a bite. That's a tattoo I got.
• 56:24
  They're like, you got a tattoo of a zombie bite.
• 56:28
  Anyway, Flagstaff got bit twice. Yeah, Albuquerque starts
• 56:33
  throwing up, starts vomiting. Asks us.
• 56:35
  Flagstaff. We get this really cool tracking
• 56:38
  shot throughout. Yeah, it was a one shot sequence
• 56:40
  that was really well done. I was reading that they they
• 56:43
  wanted them to turn in the zombies like right in front of
• 56:46
  you there and have it all be like laid out right there.
• 56:48
  And the way that they shot that, that was really well done.
• 56:51
  Yeah. So they they kill them.
• 56:54
  Yeah, Yep, Yep. That's, that's what happens.
• 56:57
  And then they're gonna, they're gonna go.
• 57:00
  Wichita admits that she was coming back to find them, so
• 57:05
  that's kind of a nice moment. Tallahassee can't drive the
• 57:08
  monster truck. Yeah, and that's surprising to
• 57:10
  me. And he, it's surprising to him.
• 57:12
  I think he thought it would be no big deal.
• 57:14
  He not only wrecks the monster truck, he also finishes off the
• 57:18
  beast so they have none of the new vehicles to go for and they
• 57:22
  have to use the minivan again. Yep.
• 57:24
  And then he just takes his frustration out on another part
• 57:27
  of it. So as they're driving to
• 57:30
  Babylon, the clown truck appears beside them with Madison driving
• 57:34
  it, and we find out that she was having an allergic reaction.
• 57:39
  He had shot over her head to try and scare her, scare her away,
• 57:43
  and she was like trying to tell him that she was having an
• 57:45
  allergic reaction but like her mouth was too swollen.
• 57:48
  How did she even survive that? Like that's supposed to be
• 57:51
  fatal, right? Well, so an EpiPen like does a
• 57:56
  pump of adrenaline to the heart. So maybe like the gunshot?
• 57:59
  The adrenaline. I don't know, 'cause like you
• 58:02
  can't just do an EpiPen and then you're done.
• 58:04
  Like you still have to go to the ER for treatment.
• 58:06
  I don't know. I've never had a like
• 58:07
  anaphylaxis so I don't really know how it.
• 58:09
  Works. It just hit her so hard and
• 58:10
  fast. I would imagine it should have
• 58:12
  killed her, but whatever movie. We're just keeping her alive.
• 58:15
  She's I mean, she's the T800 of like non zombies.
• 58:18
  Yeah, you're. Right.
• 58:20
  You're right. Yeah.
• 58:21
  So she's back in the crew. She gets back in the van.
• 58:24
  They get to Babylon and Tallahassee throws a grenade in
• 58:27
  the van and they're like, why did you do that?
• 58:28
  And he goes, that's one of the rules.
• 58:30
  Enjoy the little things. Yeah, Yep.
• 58:33
  Except then they find out they have to give up their guns.
• 58:37
  They'll laugh for a minute because they can't think of any
• 58:41
  reasonable society where this rule would exist when there's
• 58:43
  zombies all over the place. But apparently that's here.
• 58:46
  And he's like, I'm not doing it. And they're like, OK, well, I
• 58:48
  guess you can wait in the car. Yeah, and I got to see a Little
• 58:51
  Rock. So he turns him in rocks.
• 58:53
  Only they get up there and they find a Little Rock.
• 58:56
  She's really shocked to see them there.
• 58:57
  And she's like, they're nice here.
• 59:01
  I don't think you'll fit in. Yeah, they're also younger.
• 59:04
  And yeah, you guys are just not gonna really fit in here.
• 59:07
  And. That's kind of harsh.
• 59:09
  They went all that way to go see you and she's like, you should
• 59:11
  go. I mean, she didn't ask them to
• 59:13
  do it. I guess that's true, yeah.
• 59:17
  I know that they were worried about her, but this is like,
• 59:20
  it's the whole metaphor for like growing up or whatever.
• 59:23
  This is just what it looks like in Zombieland.
• 59:26
  I suppose, I suppose you're right.
• 59:28
  It's its own version of it. So they're they're.
• 59:33
  Tallahassee is essentially an an empty nester.
• 59:36
  Yeah, you know, and he's going to go strike out on his own now
• 59:41
  that he knows everybody's safe, you know, So that's what he's
• 59:44
  going to do. As he's driving off, he sees a
• 59:47
  pack of T8 hundreds running towards Babylon because those
• 59:51
  dummies are shooting off fireworks.
• 59:52
  Bunch of fucking fireworks. Which How are you going to get
• 59:55
  rid of all the guns but keep the?
• 59:56
  Fireworks, right? It's like dynamite.
• 59:59
  And why would like just fire them at the zombies too if
• 1:00:01
  you're just firing them off already?
• 1:00:02
  You know, like. These people.
• 1:00:05
  They're not the smartest. I think you need at least one
• 1:00:09
  mean person in this scenario that can be like, hey, we gotta
• 1:00:14
  be ready to kill zombies. Yeah, you have to have somebody
• 1:00:17
  that's aggressive. You have to.
• 1:00:20
  So yeah, he goes back there to warn them.
• 1:00:22
  He's like, hey, big fucking packet CA Hunter's coming, we
• 1:00:25
  gotta do something. So the game plan, they're gonna
• 1:00:28
  take the cool in the. Midst of this, Little Rock
• 1:00:30
  breaks up with Berkeley and Tallahassee is so happy.
• 1:00:34
  Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah.
• 1:00:35
  Calls. Like dude, even fucking 12 year
• 1:00:37
  olds know about bot. Yeah, because he's like, I'm a
• 1:00:39
  songwriter and not a defense planner.
• 1:00:43
  And she's like, you're a song transcriber.
• 1:00:45
  Yeah. So the plan is they're going to
• 1:00:47
  take the fuel that they have and they're going to just make a big
• 1:00:50
  old bomb and where the zombies there and blow it up and get as
• 1:00:53
  many as they can and then take out the stragglers.
• 1:00:55
  Yep. So that's what they do.
• 1:00:57
  They draw. They tear down a part of the
• 1:01:00
  wall and draw all of the zombies towards that area.
• 1:01:03
  They light the fire and they've essentially created a Ring of
• 1:01:06
  Fire. It explodes, kills a lot of
• 1:01:09
  them. They're feeling good about it,
• 1:01:10
  but then they're just overwhelmed.
• 1:01:12
  So many more than they expected. So many more.
• 1:01:14
  They have a little group huddle and they say their goodbye.
• 1:01:17
  Breeching Tower. They're about to die.
• 1:01:20
  And then who pulls up but Nevada and the monster trip?
• 1:01:24
  And she must have fixed it. She must have repaired it and
• 1:01:26
  then just also taken off. Because Nevada's a badass.
• 1:01:29
  She is. And yeah, so they climb in and
• 1:01:32
  they're just running over zombies.
• 1:01:34
  Yep, just mowing them down. Their own Derby.
• 1:01:37
  And then they get enough kill to where they run up the tower.
• 1:01:41
  There were in the rest of the zombies up there.
• 1:01:43
  And then you see once they get up to the top, the rest of the
• 1:01:47
  community there have created a barrier that is going to just
• 1:01:51
  push the zombies straightforward off the edge of the tower.
• 1:01:54
  And this goes back to the story that Tallahassee was telling
• 1:01:57
  about the Blackfoot at the beginning, how they would lure
• 1:02:00
  Buffalo to the edge of a Cliff and run them off, which is what
• 1:02:04
  they're doing here. And of course, he's the last one
• 1:02:07
  last human to run up. And he grabs onto a hook and all
• 1:02:10
  of the zombies are falling and they've almost all gone except
• 1:02:14
  for the last two, which is a prisoner and a police officer,
• 1:02:19
  and cut together. And they grab onto his foot.
• 1:02:23
  And Little Rock saves the day because she still has her gun.
• 1:02:26
  Yeah, kept the call. She was a smart one.
• 1:02:28
  She was a smart, mean one. Well, she was really high and
• 1:02:30
  she forgot she had it, but she also said she wouldn't get rid
• 1:02:32
  of her favorite Christmas gift ever.
• 1:02:33
  Aw, that's. So sweet.
• 1:02:35
  And this also tells me that these people were so serious
• 1:02:38
  about their no weapons rule that they never actually checked.
• 1:02:40
  I know they're so true. You.
• 1:02:42
  Could lie. So we also see Wichita, Greece
• 1:02:49
  to she says yes to the marriage proposal, and they're all happy.
• 1:02:55
  Berkeley and Madison, they start making out, Yeah.
• 1:02:59
  And. Nevada says she's from Reno,
• 1:03:03
  actually. She says the county.
• 1:03:04
  She says the county, I don't remember what it is, but
• 1:03:06
  Tallahassee knows that. It's right.
• 1:03:08
  He figures it out, Yeah. So it's the next day and they're
• 1:03:11
  all together now. They're all driving off.
• 1:03:13
  They're in Elvis's pink Cadillac with the plush Ellis seats.
• 1:03:17
  Like where to now? And Columbus says home and then
• 1:03:20
  they say where is that? He says think we're already
• 1:03:22
  there. Which makes me mad because
• 1:03:24
  you're the one that said it. Yeah, like you're not
• 1:03:26
  contributing anything. You're just.
• 1:03:28
  Trying to be cheesy and deep and it's gross, EW.
• 1:03:32
  Like Wichita is thinking this thing over again.
• 1:03:35
  She's like, Oh my God. No lawyers.
• 1:03:37
  No lawyers. Where's another piece of paper I
• 1:03:39
  need needed to write another note.
• 1:03:42
  That's the end. That's the end.
• 1:03:44
  But we get in aftergrows. We see the beginning of Bill
• 1:03:48
  Murray's experience with the zombie outbreak, and he's doing
• 1:03:52
  press for Garfield 3. Press junket.
• 1:03:55
  Yeah. Yeah, and Al Roker is trying to
• 1:03:57
  get him to gag, and then Al Roker turns into a zombie and
• 1:04:01
  then he kills a bunch of people on his way out.
• 1:04:03
  And that, that's how it goes. So yeah, that's how that goes.
• 1:04:09
  I think it's a decent follow up. It makes me want another one.
• 1:04:12
  I was worried it wasn't going to be.
• 1:04:14
  Good. I was the first time I watched
• 1:04:15
  it. I was really surprised that it
• 1:04:16
  was as good as it is. I'm you know, I think I am
• 1:04:18
  bumping it to an 8 for me. Yay, ending average 8.
• 1:04:22
  I'm keeping it, keep it, OK? Talia was like in herself during
• 1:04:26
  this. She was dreaming big too.
• 1:04:27
  I remember she was having a good time.
• 1:04:29
  She was dreaming big. She went out with 20 minutes
• 1:04:34
  left. I think she just wanted to
• 1:04:35
  extend it a little bit. She did.
• 1:04:37
  She didn't want it to end. So I think Talia will give this
• 1:04:39
  an 8, yeah, because that's what the zombies did.
• 1:04:41
  Yeah, that's true. Zoe's ultimate warrior.
• 1:04:45
  I think, I think Zoe respected the TA hundreds, their tenacity.
• 1:04:51
  Yeah. Their refusal to quit.
• 1:04:54
  I get it, I agree. That's Zoe in the mornings when
• 1:04:56
  she's trying to wake me up to get her to food or get me to
• 1:04:59
  feed her. You know who watched this entire
• 1:05:01
  movie with us on the couch? Cordelia.
• 1:05:04
  Cordelia, you know who watched None of 28 Years Later with us
• 1:05:07
  on the couch? Cordial, Yeah.
• 1:05:09
  In the kitchen. Two different she's like zombie
• 1:05:11
  movie. It's gonna be funny, great guys.
• 1:05:13
  And then she started watching. 28 years later, she's like, this
• 1:05:15
  is terrible. She went and sat in the dark.
• 1:05:18
  Dude the beginning of that movie is so fucking dark is she saw
• 1:05:22
  that she's like what is humanity?
• 1:05:25
  She didn't go think. This is a comedy.
• 1:05:27
  Is this supposed to be funny? She's.
• 1:05:29
  Like I thought zombie movies were funny movies.
• 1:05:32
  Why is this? Zombie versus Zombieland.
• 1:05:35
  Cooties. Cooties like they've set a
• 1:05:37
  precedent clearly that they're supposed to be comedies and this
• 1:05:40
  person goes out and makes them scary.
• 1:05:42
  This is a hoop for her. Yeah, she liked it.
• 1:05:45
  Yeah. Who did you relate to while
• 1:05:49
  we're on the topic? I guess I probably relate.
• 1:05:55
  I relate to Madison I think because I am also a vegan and if
• 1:06:01
  anything was going to Take Me Out of the zombie apocalypse,
• 1:06:03
  it's like 5050 between it being a zombie or an allergic reaction
• 1:06:06
  to something. Oh my God, Yeah, that's a good
• 1:06:09
  point. Yeah.
• 1:06:12
  Oh boy, I relate to Al Roker because here in Bill Murray make
• 1:06:16
  that sound makes me one of on it.
• 1:06:19
  OK, that's a good, that's a good thing to relate to.
• 1:06:22
  OK, right? Dream sequel.
• 1:06:28
  OK. If we do get a third one.
• 1:06:29
  I want them to go out West. OK, yeah, go out West, change
• 1:06:33
  the scenery. Bring back Luke Wilson and
• 1:06:36
  Thomas Middleditch. Obviously they're not going to
• 1:06:38
  be their same characters, but I, I.
• 1:06:41
  Bring them back, they can be alive.
• 1:06:42
  You know, like whatever hand wave it away.
• 1:06:45
  No, because they turned into zombies and they got killed.
• 1:06:48
  Very much on this. Well then how do you bring them
• 1:06:49
  back? I was going to say that and you
• 1:06:51
  didn't give me a chance. Oh, go ahead.
• 1:06:53
  No one here. Bring them back and they're
• 1:06:56
  different characters. And the whole time everybody's
• 1:06:59
  like, they seem really familiar. And because Little Rock wasn't
• 1:07:02
  there, she was like, yeah, they're obviously just like
• 1:07:04
  Tallahassee and Columbus. But what if they play like the
• 1:07:08
  opposites of Little Rock and Wichita?
• 1:07:12
  Yeah. That would be so funny.
• 1:07:14
  OK, Yeah. All right, which one's which?
• 1:07:17
  I think Thomas Middle just still has to be the younger one.
• 1:07:19
  Yeah, he's so high. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking
• 1:07:21
  too. OK, that's it.
• 1:07:22
  Yeah. Perfect.
• 1:07:23
  That that would be funny. All right, OK.
• 1:07:28
  What would Dom do? Well, Dom does not have any
• 1:07:33
  shortage of vehicles that can do maximum damage to zombies.
• 1:07:38
  And he wouldn't let the like shortage of vehicles, like
• 1:07:41
  working vehicles be a problem because he knows how to work on
• 1:07:43
  vehicles and get them running again.
• 1:07:44
  And he would never turn his shotgun in to any community
• 1:07:48
  whatsoever. So like he wouldn't go to to
• 1:07:53
  Babylon just because like he doesn't believe in Babylon.
• 1:07:57
  If he did though, like say he had to go get Letty or somebody.
• 1:08:01
  Yeah, 'cause Letty would. Well, B ran off to the well B
• 1:08:04
  ran off. Yeah, well, B is not in it for
• 1:08:07
  the life of cars and violence. I feel like he'd find a way to
• 1:08:11
  go in there and keep Babylon mostly peaceful but still have
• 1:08:14
  like people on patrol or something.
• 1:08:17
  He would lure them in with a BBQ full of Corona, Yeah.
• 1:08:22
  And he would lure their guard down.
• 1:08:24
  And then slowly there's like a mutiny and he like takes over
• 1:08:27
  and nobody ever realizes until like suddenly Dom is in charge.
• 1:08:32
  Yeah, OK. And then it just kind of becomes
• 1:08:36
  family and cars and racing, but zombies sprinkled in here and
• 1:08:41
  there. Yeah.
• 1:08:43
  But yeah, this mostly is just fast and furious from there.
• 1:08:46
  OK, I'm good with that. Back to still in DVD players,
• 1:08:51
  OK. Combo TVDVD players.
• 1:08:55
  True, true. Different, different game.
• 1:08:59
  All right, let's do a tagline. Let's slap one on this bad boy.
• 1:09:03
  Give peace a chance. Maybe.
• 1:09:08
  No. Take my gun if you want to live.
• 1:09:12
  Take my gun if you want to live. Yeah, it's from T2.
• 1:09:15
  Take my hand. Take my hand if you want to
• 1:09:16
  live. OK.
• 1:09:18
  I like that. Yeah.
• 1:09:19
  Yeah. Good.
• 1:09:19
  I like it. All right.
• 1:09:22
  Review. Yes, yes, I believe it's time.
• 1:09:31
  OK, so I got a four outs in here.
• 1:09:33
  It's titled not funny, but desperately trying to be.
• 1:09:36
  The original had some charm. The sequel has a little to none.
• 1:09:41
  Sequels are always difficult because producers want to repeat
• 1:09:44
  a formula. Money hungry producers want to
• 1:09:46
  repeat the success, instantly forgetting that any good films
• 1:09:48
  basis for success, its originality and most sequels are
• 1:09:52
  simply not original in any way. The original Zombieland movie
• 1:09:55
  had some charm, It wasn't superb, but it's still quite
• 1:09:58
  enjoyable. The sequel though from the get
• 1:10:00
  go, desperately wanted to be funny and fell as at it quite
• 1:10:03
  miserably. There is more bad news.
• 1:10:05
  I need some serious characters I can believe in, even in the
• 1:10:07
  comedy before I can really appreciate the jokes.
• 1:10:10
  But the characters in this sequel are flat cardboard
• 1:10:12
  characters and boring stereotypes.
• 1:10:14
  It simply bored the heck out of me after half an hour as no good
• 1:10:18
  jokes, no true to life acting, no distinguishable or
• 1:10:21
  originality. It's simply a zombie movie for
• 1:10:24
  the masses who will watch it on their misguided hope it will be
• 1:10:28
  as good as the original. It is not.
• 1:10:30
  Dang. Yeah, I don't think.
• 1:10:32
  It's as good as the original, but I don't think it's a let
• 1:10:34
  down. I don't either like I it's one
• 1:10:37
  of those ones that like I was happy with how good it did as a
• 1:10:40
  sequel because it's one of those ones where you are worried that
• 1:10:43
  they're going to be like that sequel we.
• 1:10:44
  Put off watching it for so long and then we finally did.
• 1:10:48
  Enjoyed it so much I. Was like, yeah, like, wow.
• 1:10:50
  I'm glad that it turned out way better than I ever expected it
• 1:10:54
  would have. Yeah.
• 1:10:55
  And yeah, like it's, I don't know, like I, I think it
• 1:10:58
  deserves its fair chance. Like it, it stands on its own.
• 1:11:03
  But yeah, it's not as good as the first, but that's, you know,
• 1:11:05
  like who's going to expect it to be better?
• 1:11:09
  You know, like, I think you need to come in just hoping that
• 1:11:14
  it'll be maybe as good as the first, but you know, like it's
• 1:11:18
  fine. I don't.
• 1:11:19
  I mean, I don't even think it rehashes anything that bad.
• 1:11:22
  Like, I, you know, like, it's not original, but it's just fun,
• 1:11:27
  you know, like, you know what you're getting with this.
• 1:11:30
  So, like, you know, if it is exactly what you're expecting,
• 1:11:33
  there's nothing wrong with that. Nope.
• 1:11:35
  OK, let's check out some listener reviews then.
• 1:11:38
  All right. Yeah.
• 1:11:38
  We don't really have anything. So if you haven't really seen
• 1:11:40
  this movie, you know, check it out if you've been afraid to, if
• 1:11:43
  you've been just worried that it's not going to live up to the
• 1:11:45
  first one, you know, like, maybe you'll be pleasantly surprised.
• 1:11:49
  I recommend it. Yeah.
• 1:11:50
  I think it's a good time. Yeah.
• 1:11:52
  We didn't do that in our Tubi or not, Sophie.
• 1:11:54
  We didn't do the titular question.
• 1:11:56
  Oh, we didn't, did we? We're.
• 1:11:58
  Fools. We are.
• 1:11:59
  We're out for a game. Here we are.
• 1:12:01
  But you know what? That's fine, we're vibing.
• 1:12:04
  We're vibing, we're having a good time.
• 1:12:06
  This is the end of Zombie Land. Next week, we're back to our.
• 1:12:09
  Final. Final destination in final 2028.
• 1:12:13
  Yeah. Oh my God, yeah.
• 1:12:15
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• 1:12:27
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• 1:12:29
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• 1:12:31
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• 1:12:32
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• 1:12:37
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• 1:12:42
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• 1:14:02
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