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- 0:19Ball jiggle, Hocus pocus, Lack of focus.
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- 0:40When asked how she feels about Frankenstein, she said Frank
- 0:43Epstein. Never heard of him.
- 0:45I know what Jeff Epstein. Great guy.
- 0:47We used to hang out on his island.
- 0:48Wonder why he's doing now. It's Danny Thomas.
- 0:54Hey, hey, hey, forget about it. Yeah, I've decided every every
- 1:02episode intro now I'm just I'm just a mob lower mob guy.
- 1:08Well, that's it. That's today's 1.
- 1:11I don't know. I'm not even going to say what
- 1:13episode this is because who knows what way these come out.
- 1:16We'll just tell you really quick, we have record.
- 1:19So we were four weeks ahead of herself and we lost 2 and 3.
- 1:25So 4 is now 2 and this would be 5, but it's now three unless I.
- 1:35Can even hearing you say that, it's upsetting me the amount of
- 1:38talking I've done. I know.
- 1:40Six hours of talking and. Me and my 7 minutes of I think
- 1:45you should leave quotes like just just gone just for nothing,
- 1:50yeah. So what are we doing today,
- 1:55Danny? Richard Ramirez, Big Richie Rich
- 1:58is what we're talking The Night Stalker.
- 2:01Yeah, so we are jumping into some true crime this week
- 2:04because the last episode was Aleister Crowley and it was all
- 2:11kinds of weird sex magic and satanic worship and all kinds of
- 2:18weird stuff and. Calm and anal kind of talk,
- 2:22yeah. Well, there we go.
- 2:24Any chance of being monetized? You have a ruined it now,
- 2:27although I didn't mention Jeffrey Epstein and first, yeah.
- 2:30You already did, yeah. Yeah.
- 2:32So, yeah, but yeah, now we're going to go on to something a
- 2:36little bit more. We should probably put a
- 2:41disclaimer on this one because as we should have put a
- 2:43disclaimer on last week's one, but this one is rough as a
- 2:48bear's arse it's going to be. Pretty bad.
- 2:52Yeah, because this, this Ramirez character, this, this Ramirez
- 2:56chap, not the most wholesome fellow in the world.
- 3:00Absolutely. Oh, you'd slap the wrists off
- 3:04him. Oh, Jizzy was no good.
- 3:06So he wasn't. He was never any good, this lad.
- 3:10I'm going to start, I'll give you a few little just bio facts
- 3:15and stuff about him and I'm sure you've done much more extensive
- 3:20research than I've. Just filled my ears with the
- 3:24horrible, disgusting acts of this man for the last two days.
- 3:29And I probably won't. I can't.
- 3:30I can't remember anyone's name. I can't remember a date.
- 3:33I can't remember a detail. I just when when you start
- 3:35spilling off stuff, I'd be like, Oh yeah, dirty who are?
- 3:41Right, Ricardo Leyva, Munwa Ramirez.
- 3:46I think it's Muna. Is that how you say that?
- 3:48Munoz is it or? Munoz.
- 3:50Munoz, Yeah. I don't know, I don't know.
- 3:52Again, you're asking the wrong lad.
- 3:54He nicknamed the Night Stalker. He was born on February 29th,
- 3:581960 in El Paso, TX. Making him a Pisces, which is
- 4:03very, very interesting when it comes to murderers because
- 4:06Pisces are very emotional and kind and sensitive.
- 4:10I didn't think. You were going to rattle the
- 4:12star sign off straight away. That's.
- 4:14Great too, I know it. And he died June 7th, 2013 in
- 4:22San Quentin. Spoiler.
- 4:24He was executed. Yeah, sorry.
- 4:27Was he executed? Yeah.
- 4:29I thought he died before he got a chance to get executed, I
- 4:31thought. I thought that was the but I
- 4:32heard the two. I heard the two different.
- 4:34He asked for the gas chamber and I heard two different.
- 4:38Things. Oh, wait, no, sorry, lymphoma.
- 4:42Yeah, there we go. Death.
- 4:42Row. Yeah, you're right.
- 4:44Sorry about that. I was thinking of someone else
- 4:46active years killing 1984 to 1985 S.
- 4:50Over a year he murdered 13 people that we know of.
- 4:55Five attempted murders, 11 sexual assaults, 14 burglaries.
- 5:01Though actual numbers may be a lot higher, these are just the
- 5:05ones that he was charged and ultimately sentenced for.
- 5:09He racked up serious numbers in just like a year.
- 5:13Yeah, yeah, like he, he was a fucking psycho.
- 5:18Like actual fucking demon. Raised in a strict Catholic
- 5:22household, youngest of five, just like myself.
- 5:26Father was abusive, violent, experts were normal in the home.
- 5:31He began using pot, LSD, and had multiple head injuries from a
- 5:35young age. He got that a Benoit swag.
- 5:40This is what fascinated me like as I got absolutely dragged into
- 5:44this like the early years kind of a thing because his father
- 5:48wasn't wasn't he was a stern man, but he wasn't an abusive
- 5:52fighter until the brothers kind of started acting out.
- 5:57But the, it's like, uh, one of the deep dives, uh, that I was,
- 6:03uh, listening to kind of went into like 40 minutes talking
- 6:06about the parents before any of them were even born.
- 6:08So it was kind of fascinating to hear his father.
- 6:12He wanted to have the mentality that he wasn't going to beat his
- 6:16kids. That was his whole thing.
- 6:17I'm not going to beat my kids. But when he moved in with, uh,
- 6:22he fell in love with, I think Mercedes was the one I remember
- 6:27American. Her name was like that's a
- 6:29German sounding name for a a Hispanic lady.
- 6:33With him it's it kind of still stays in our family because his
- 6:36older cousin got him into a lot of their shit.
- 6:40Getting into this fucking Miguel character, He's he's a, he's a
- 6:43wrong. Awful.
- 6:46Like, I want to just describe this kind of this kind of
- 6:50snowballing of events that brings Ricardo into this world.
- 6:54Right? Yeah.
- 6:55Modern fighter move in. But they're in a place that is
- 6:58actually in a fallout zone of nuclear testing.
- 7:02Like, this was the start of the Cold War, and these guys were
- 7:05like, we better test out these nukes.
- 7:07So they were dropping nukes and they were in like a fallout
- 7:10zone, and all these people were getting affected by it.
- 7:13So she had the first two boys fairly fast.
- 7:17I forget the names of the the two older brothers, but the
- 7:21eldest and the second oldest brother were born while they
- 7:25were living in this fucking nuclear fallout.
- 7:27So like, her womb was fucking radioactive when these boys came
- 7:32out and. Makes sense the.
- 7:34Eldest brother. Now I don't want to sound
- 7:37politically incorrect, but for want of a better term like he
- 7:40seemed to be a big stupid fucking retarded spark hunt and.
- 7:44We need to have a retard count. Oh yeah, look.
- 7:47It's so he, he kind of came out and he was the, the first one
- 7:53kind of, he had learning difficulties.
- 7:55Uh, wasn't, wasn't the brightest of the bunch.
- 7:58Second guy came out with like bonitis.
- 8:01He his bones, his bones bent. My one regret was having bone.
- 8:06Itis what he Yeah. That's a sheep answer.
- 8:10You're a shark. And he has a few drama quarter
- 8:15sight. He came out with like bendy
- 8:16bones. His bones are like curled.
- 8:19So they were like, OK, we're going to move out of this place.
- 8:22And they moved. I forget where it was that day.
- 8:26You. Can hear that I'm pouring wine
- 8:28I'm. Sorry.
- 8:28No, that's that's no problem. Danny.
- 8:30I wouldn't have expected you to not be pouring wine at this
- 8:32stage while I'm walking. Sounds like I'm peeing, that's
- 8:36why. Sorry.
- 8:36In a jar, but basically ice of the day came along.
- 8:40I'm more like you're not legal to the father or she was.
- 8:44She was born in the States and so were the kids.
- 8:47He was, he was found to be working in some hardware or
- 8:51whatever it was that they do and they have that's that's and.
- 8:57Home Depot standing outside of Home Depot.
- 8:59That's no he was, he was definitely working.
- 9:04Say what you meant to say, but. He did deported the whole
- 9:09family. So they headed back down to this
- 9:11place in uh, Mexico. So she ended up having to get a
- 9:15job. She got a job in this boot
- 9:17making factory this, these famous Mexican, uh, cowboy
- 9:20boots. Turns out that that place was
- 9:23fucking worse than the nuclear fallout zone.
- 9:26This place had like all kinds of chemicals, no ventilation.
- 9:29So now like she's all day, she's feeling fucking nauseous because
- 9:32of these chemicals that they're using.
- 9:34Gets pregnant with the third son.
- 9:36He turns out to be a bit of a wronging as well.
- 9:38And their daughter Ruth. Ruth seems kind of not in
- 9:43special, but she seems like a good person, like a decent soul.
- 9:46And then out pops. I've never met a mean Ruth.
- 9:50Yeah. Have you?
- 9:51I've I've never met a Hispanic. That's.
- 9:54That's again, that's all the other names are very Hispanic,
- 9:57but like she's she's Ruth and kind of strange, but yeah, true.
- 10:02It's got a good like root, a good kind of old lady to give
- 10:06you a word as original kind of a name.
- 10:08Yeah. Then Ricky came out in the end.
- 10:11So now imagine like the the motors womb filled with
- 10:15radioactivity and fucking chemicals from a boot.
- 10:18Factory boot. Chemicals.
- 10:19She like there is there is room for improvement in this woman's
- 10:23uterus like she is she is spitting out wrongens.
- 10:30So I suppose like Root and the second eldest, I was going to
- 10:34say didn't have bad, a bad bone in her body, but he had lots of
- 10:37bad bones in his body because he had borneitis and she.
- 10:41Curly. Whirly.
- 10:42Yeah, he had curly Whirly bones. That's a fucking fantastic
- 10:48description of the bones. Yeah. 4/4 kids came out and then
- 10:52little Ricky came out and he kind of came out seemingly OK
- 10:56like he was He didn't show any kind of signs of.
- 11:00He was a good kid up until about 12, yeah.
- 11:04So when he was three years of age and the family were off
- 11:08working, he was left to a babysitter and he climbed onto a
- 11:10wardrobe or a dresser or an armoire or whatever way you want
- 11:14to go down this road. I don't know where you're from,
- 11:16but it's a fucking wardrobe where I'm from.
- 11:18We do have listeners all over, actually, by the way.
- 11:22Well, you know what? Yeah, Hibernian dictionary so
- 11:26you can understand what words I'm saying.
- 11:28If you don't know who zig and zag are by now, you fucking just
- 11:31Google it. Pause this podcast, ask Chachi
- 11:34BT anything that you're not sure.
- 11:37If we if we have 5 listeners, I'd be surprised if any one of
- 11:41them are from anywhere outside of my family.
- 11:45He, he's climbing up on this wardrobe and the whole thing
- 11:48comes down on top of him. He splits his head open, ends up
- 11:50getting fucking rushed to hospital.
- 11:52Major fucking brain trauma at that stage.
- 11:56Now again, he's after coming from some toxic fucking womb
- 12:00filled with chemicals and toxic waste and now he's got massive
- 12:07head trauma. When he's about 7:00 or 8:00 I
- 12:09think something else happens. He gets hit in the head with a
- 12:13swing. This gives them kind of
- 12:15epilepsy. So he starts getting fits.
- 12:18He's he's getting there. What did the what did the
- 12:21Scottish dwarf, Scottish epileptic dwarf get for
- 12:26Christmas? A wee fit.
- 12:29And that's, that's an old one, I guess he he gets kind of.
- 12:36You're older than me. Kind of gets a bit of epilepsy
- 12:39and just a just a touch of epilepsy gets a gets a lick of
- 12:43epilepsy, gets a gets a little, you know.
- 12:45Sure, if he was a horse he'd be fucking shot years ago like.
- 12:49He's fucking riddled with everything he doesn't get.
- 12:51He doesn't get a lot of epilepsy, just enough to fit,
- 12:55but he he, it's Jesus Christ. No, this is the this is the
- 12:58thing. I I was like saying this the
- 13:00other day. So I saw this like video on
- 13:01TikTok and this woman was doing like a gender reveal with her
- 13:04husband and it was going to be a boy.
- 13:07And she freaks out, has a tantrum and runs away.
- 13:10And I'm like, This is why I could I would just be like, I
- 13:12don't want this anymore. I wanted a girl.
- 13:15Can you get rid of it? Like that's how freely I would
- 13:18get rid of kids. So if you, if you will,
- 13:20literally if I had popped out a few of them that were like
- 13:23already psychotic and have bendy bones, I'd be like, maybe I
- 13:26won't have another one. Yeah, I just where was that
- 13:29mindset back? Very Catholic though, you know
- 13:32what I mean? Like we, we know what the story
- 13:34is like. You're going to, yes.
- 13:35Yeah, like Spanish as well. Keep spitting out kids until you
- 13:38until you have a good one. Yeah, we can go down to like a,
- 13:42you know, nature or nurture on this one.
- 13:44What was it the fact that like it happened in utero?
- 13:49Was it the head trauma? Was it the influence, and we'll
- 13:52get into that now, the influence that his family had on him.
- 13:55I will, I have a whole thing on that.
- 13:56But yeah, wonderful, because like, he comes across this cast
- 14:00of characters that kind of just teach him, yeah, different ways
- 14:04to be an absolute monster in. Life and I don't understand it
- 14:07because it's like I, I don't think I've ever met a single
- 14:10person that would ever have shown me or told me or you know
- 14:14any of these kind of things in my life and it's ridiculous that
- 14:17he has so fucking many of them like just.
- 14:20Oh, many. It's, it's like they were, it's
- 14:23like they were setting them up to be the fucking monster that
- 14:26he is, like. Yeah, and that's a whole big
- 14:28thing about. So he was a hardcore Satanist as
- 14:31well, and we'll get into that later on.
- 14:34But like, you kind of have to look at the amount of fucking
- 14:38things that were just put in his path that he had no other way of
- 14:43turning out, did he? Do you know what I mean?
- 14:44Like he really didn't like just. His life was so fucking dark.
- 14:51No, like you have to be like no matter what, you have to be a
- 14:54good person no matter what your face or has to be like, you have
- 14:56to be a good person. That's your test in life.
- 14:58Like your your test with this guy.
- 15:01Just the sheer volume of absolute bastards and absolute
- 15:06like weird circumstances that unfold to make him the monster
- 15:11that he is is just it's mind boggling.
- 15:14That's why it's so that's why I was like, let's definitely do
- 15:16this episode on on the night soccer because the story even to
- 15:20get like it's a horrific story what he does in that year where
- 15:23he goes crazy, but the story leading up to it is life leading
- 15:26up to it is fucking mental. Yeah, and that's again, that's
- 15:31the thing, like you normally hear like, so serial killers and
- 15:33stuff like it's normally something to do with the
- 15:38parents. Usually when it comes to male
- 15:41serial killers, it's usually mommy didn't love me or mommy
- 15:44loved me too much, or they're abused or they're like, beaten
- 15:50to bits by their dad. And that's why they, you know,
- 15:53they hate women because they've seen their dad beat their mom
- 15:56the whole life and it's all they know kind of thing.
- 15:58This wasn't anything like that, but this was just a bunch of
- 16:02horrible, sick people that like to do horrible, sick things that
- 16:06showed this kid with brain injuries how much fun these
- 16:11horrible and sick things are to do.
- 16:14Yeah, basically. And it's, it's just ridiculous.
- 16:18So like the worst off. We'll start with his cousin
- 16:22Mike. So Mike was a Vietnam War vet.
- 16:27Richard was 12 when he exposed him to graphic Polaroids of the
- 16:32women that he had raped and murdered while in Nam,
- 16:36Techniques for killing people and torturing people.
- 16:40Richard actually witnessed Mike shoot his wife in the face
- 16:44during a domestic fight. And after that, Richard's
- 16:47worldview just became twisted. Violence, sex and power were all
- 16:52just interconnected. And this is all at 12 years old,
- 16:56so. Because he was already subjected
- 16:59like he was, he was smoking weed by 9.
- 17:03And obviously like he his influence from his older
- 17:06brothers, they were showing him, you know, Nudie magazines, this
- 17:09kind of stuff that is like Nudie magazines.
- 17:12Who? Who?
- 17:12My album? Skin Mags.
- 17:17But like he was desensitized early.
- 17:20So like when when you're seeing that kind of stuff early again,
- 17:23like a picture. I've happened to me before I
- 17:26opened my auntie's and summer's bag of tricks.
- 17:31I was young with my brother fucking.
- 17:33I have a whole I have a whole chocolate Willy dilemma with
- 17:37with that one. It's a it's a whole story and it
- 17:40turns out when gay for chocolate, like you can get
- 17:44exposed that thing. So and I don't think it will
- 17:46fuck you up. Like I think maybe my generation
- 17:48did get a little bit fucked up because of the the Internet and
- 17:51like how much more graphic stuff you can get absolutely.
- 17:54But being exposed. So he he was by the by the time
- 17:58he was 12, he was already like a huffing glue as well.
- 18:02And the influence from his his older brothers where they were
- 18:05like anything we, we want, we just steal to get it.
- 18:08So he was already kind of at this stage morally corrupt, are
- 18:13being morally corrupted by his brothers.
- 18:15So like his eldest brother and then the middle brother, the
- 18:19middle child. So they were already going
- 18:21around in gangs where they were stealing whatever they wanted.
- 18:23They were actually robbing cars. They were getting in trouble,
- 18:25and when Miguel came on the scene or Mike, he came on the
- 18:29scene, Ricardo was already kind of beginning to get corrupted.
- 18:32So he was already kind of desensitized to some of this
- 18:35stuff. But when he he came across, he
- 18:38was a decorated war hero as well.
- 18:40This my character, yeah. Everybody kind of thought he was
- 18:43this great guy because he came back with medals of honor and
- 18:46because he of the great things that he's on in Vietnam, But the
- 18:49the truth was he was over there and he himself was a fucking
- 18:52monster who was, you know, just, eh, torturing and.
- 18:55Raping and killing. Women he yeah, he beheaded at
- 19:00least one of his victims because one of the Polaroids is a
- 19:03picture of him holding up the severed head of one of his
- 19:06victims and he was awesome about it.
- 19:09But the thing that would kind of list this, this kind of lit a
- 19:12fire inside of Ricardo where he became aroused by these pictures
- 19:17and he noticed that this was the problem.
- 19:19So he was, he started, he started associating violence,
- 19:24death and kind of mutilation, torture and all this kind of
- 19:28stuff with sexual arousal at the age of like 11:00 and 12:00,
- 19:31which is fucked up. Yeah.
- 19:33And as you said, just there, he actually witnessed Mike murder
- 19:37his his wife. So Mike, just when he came back,
- 19:41he was obviously suffering from PTSD big time from the horrors
- 19:44he saw in in war. Oh, yeah.
- 19:46And he had no interest in work. He just didn't want to work.
- 19:49But he was being nagged by his wife.
- 19:51Did you get a job? Did you get a fucking job?
- 19:52She seemed like, you know, a boss ass bitch, but you can only
- 19:54be a boss ass bitch for so long. What a fucking mental case would
- 19:57have gone. Oh, yeah.
- 19:58So he had to go in the fridge one day.
- 20:01Turned around and just shot her point blank in the face.
- 20:03Just boom in front of his two kids and Ricky, who is again.
- 20:09He's only 12 years of age. 12 at the.
- 20:11Time turns around to Ricky says you didn't see anything, go
- 20:14home, don't tell anybody anything, which he doesn't tell
- 20:18anybody. He goes home.
- 20:18He doesn't tell anyone anything. Ricky's father gets a phone call
- 20:22off of Mike's mother, says he's in trouble, he's after getting
- 20:26arrested by the cops, you need to go down and clean up his
- 20:30apartment, all that kind of stuff.
- 20:31Ricky straight away says, can I come?
- 20:34I want to go. And then he even talked about it
- 20:36later about how he went and he saw the blood and he was aroused
- 20:39by the blood of his his uncle's wife's blood all over the ground
- 20:44after seeing her being murdered. So we can already see he is
- 20:48definitely growing into this kind of psychopathy and this
- 20:53absolute fucking monster that he's going to become.
- 20:55It's, it's a, it's a weird thing as well because now obviously,
- 20:58like I research this stuff a lot for fun.
- 21:00Like it's what I do in my free time to relax the mirrors is
- 21:05just is one of those figures where it's really, really
- 21:09disturbing. It's really, really hard to
- 21:11listen to because what's the motive did?
- 21:14There's no like, again, like obviously had a fucked up
- 21:18childhood and stuff, but the sadistic, horrible things, the
- 21:21lengths that he goes to to inflict pain and just suffering
- 21:25on people is completely unmatched.
- 21:29You look at the likes of Dahmer, which we will cover at some
- 21:31point. Yeah, who was very much just
- 21:34like, no, you're knocked out, then I'm going to sever your
- 21:37limbs and then, you know. Then I'm going to numb numb
- 21:40numb. Numb numb numb numb numb him and
- 21:43Urban but like and then even Ed game.
- 21:45Well, he had a type. He did.
- 21:47He did Hispanic men, he loved his his beefy Hispanic men.
- 21:52And then you got even the likes of Ed Gein, which have you seen
- 21:55the trailer for the new Ed Gein? There's a new one coming.
- 21:58Series. So so yeah.
- 22:01So, you know, did you watch the Dahmer show that Evan Evan
- 22:04Peters did? Yes, yeah, yeah.
- 22:06Monster, isn't it? And then, yeah.
- 22:08And then they did. The Menendez brothers.
- 22:11Menendez Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now they're doing Ed Gein.
- 22:13But Charlie Hunnam, who's Jackson some of Anarchy, he's
- 22:16playing Ed Gein. And I'm like, please don't,
- 22:18because I'm not ready to want to fuck Ed Gein.
- 22:20Yeah, no, he yeah, that's like. I can't Yeah.
- 22:24And he's but I'd gain like if you look back, he like wasn't a
- 22:27bad looking dude, but he was just like, obviously not Charlie
- 22:30Hunnam from Sons of Anarchy. But it looks really good.
- 22:34Anyway, I digress. It's going to be I think it's
- 22:36going to be great. But early 1980s.
- 22:39So Ramirez was in his early 20s when he started basically
- 22:44fucking with Satanism. He was obsessed with other
- 22:47serial killers. Big, big into torture porn and
- 22:52the occult symbolism. He was kind of a transient, just
- 22:56living between LA and San Francisco and then just breaking
- 23:00into houses and sleeping in like carriage that he stole.
- 23:05Yeah. Basically became like a fucking
- 23:07the ultimate predator, really just nocturnal and random and
- 23:11nothing was like calculated. It was just got what he wanted,
- 23:14where he could get it when he wanted it.
- 23:16Yeah, it's, it's funny because again, as we say, like this cast
- 23:19of characters like his, his eldest brother taught him how to
- 23:22burgle. Yeah, I taught him how to, umm,
- 23:24how to break into places, how to like sneak around, pick, pick
- 23:28the perfect place to to break into.
- 23:31He would like case houses for days.
- 23:33Exactly. Yeah.
- 23:34And watched the in like, you know, the day-to-day life, the
- 23:38his Internet. His father hunt how to hunt.
- 23:41So he was like this is how you sneak up on animals.
- 23:44This is how you sneak up on deer.
- 23:45He became fascinated with like he liked hunting, he liked
- 23:48shooting, but what he really liked was sneaking up on the
- 23:51animals, then when he has them shot and then butchering them
- 23:53alive. So that obviously becomes like
- 23:56his, his thing where he's chopping up some animals.
- 23:58He ends up like he can't live in the his father's house anymore
- 24:02because his father becomes abusive because his his brother,
- 24:06like his father's whole thing in life was I'm not going to hit my
- 24:08kids. And then the two brothers end up
- 24:11like just bringing so much trouble back to the house that
- 24:14he starts freaking out and he's he gets aggressive.
- 24:17Yeah. He starts beating the kids.
- 24:19Ricky ends up going down the the route following his brothers
- 24:22burglar and stuff, gets caught robbing cars and things like
- 24:25that. And so Spider starts beating the
- 24:27shit out of him. So like he leaves and like he
- 24:29spends a lot of time in graveyards, like sleeping on
- 24:31graveyards. He loved that.
- 24:32Like he thought that was a very peaceful place to go on, kind of
- 24:35just relax and fall asleep. I do that though, I love
- 24:38graveyards. And then he ended up going to
- 24:40live with his sister. His sister loved them, by the
- 24:42way. His sister taught the sunshine
- 24:44out of his ass. Oh yeah.
- 24:45The little baby that came along after her, yeah.
- 24:48So like, she always was very protective.
- 24:50So she wanted like, come, come live with me.
- 24:53And it turns out that her fella an absolute bastard as well.
- 24:58So he was a peep and Tom and he taught Ricky this is, it's
- 25:02crazy. He meets another person that
- 25:04like, so his his brother teaches him how to sneak around and
- 25:07burgle his uh, his father teaches him how to kill things.
- 25:11His, uh, his brother-in-law is now teaching him how to be a
- 25:15peep And Tom staring in through windows like picking the perfect
- 25:18windows like he was. He had a whole system.
- 25:21He had a map drawn out where he was shown.
- 25:23And what are the best houses? These I know which houses they
- 25:26keep their windows open. They keep everything so I can
- 25:29stare in and I can get my jollies off.
- 25:31The sister ended up figuring this out and said, I'm going to
- 25:33leave you if you stop, if you don't stop being a pervert and
- 25:35stop corrupting my little brother as well.
- 25:38And he didn't. So she ended up actually let
- 25:40Ricky kind of live with her for another while until he was like
- 25:44getting deeper into kind of drugs and trouble.
- 25:46Like all he knew how to make money was just stealing shit
- 25:50like burgle and stuff. And he came really good at Yeah,
- 25:53as actually we, we kind of glanced over one thing as well
- 25:56as a as a teenager, he got a job in the Holiday Inn and the
- 26:00hotel, the motel, the Holiday Inn with Pitbull where he
- 26:04figured out how to burgle rooms while people were in them.
- 26:07So if people were gone. So he like a kind of a trick of
- 26:10the trade when you were, eh, working in hotels like that were
- 26:13like, obviously just get a key cat.
- 26:15He got, he carried off one of the senior people and he was
- 26:17just going in open up rooms. But he realized that people kind
- 26:20of either locked up their stuff in the safe or they just like,
- 26:24brought stuff with them. So the best thing to burger
- 26:26people, yeah, was when they were asleep in the fucking room.
- 26:29So he learned how to sneak into people's rooms.
- 26:31That's terrifying. Terrifying.
- 26:33He sneaked into people's rooms, got low on the ground, and what
- 26:36he did was he went in and he lay there until his eyes kind of
- 26:41readjusted to the darkness. And then he got off with a small
- 26:44pen light and he'd search around the room and he'd steal while
- 26:47people were sleeping. No, in one of these incidences,
- 26:51what happened was he got into a room, realized that the husband
- 26:55wasn't there. So he sexually assaults this
- 26:58wife. So they, they want a lady that
- 27:01was just in there. Yeah, the husband locally can't.
- 27:04He was just. I'm getting some food.
- 27:06So he came up, sees Ricky is here.
- 27:08I think he was 15 at the time. He beat the living shit over
- 27:12like. Man.
- 27:13The fatter or the husband came in and beat the shit out Ricky
- 27:16fucking He was like basically raping this woman or a trying to
- 27:21and he got arrested for this one.
- 27:25But because the couple were from our town they were like we can't
- 27:29come back for a court days for this.
- 27:31So he ends up getting off Scott free because no witnesses.
- 27:33He didn't go to like juvie or anything.
- 27:35No, nothing because like he, he'd done some time in jail, got
- 27:39bailed out, but there was no there was no court case because
- 27:43there was no witnesses. There was no people to actually
- 27:45prosecute them. So there was he got off Scott
- 27:48free and if, if these people stuck around and like or came
- 27:53back and prosecuted him, this probably could have saved a lot
- 27:57of people because he would have been in jail around the time
- 27:59that or at least he would have done jail and maybe retaught
- 28:03what life was going to be. But he he got off Scott free on
- 28:06this one and then went back to it.
- 28:08Like he obviously got fired. And that's when, like, he
- 28:10started this transient life of like, living in a car, like
- 28:14stealing cars just so he could fucking have a place to stay.
- 28:16But he was stealing so much, like, eh, his whole life was in
- 28:21Bergen. He was, eh, he got addicted to
- 28:24cork, eh, pretty bad on cork. He actually started freebase and
- 28:27cork and injecting cork and like, injecting cocaine is
- 28:32fucking nuts. That's crazy.
- 28:37But yeah. And apparently, like, he at one
- 28:39stage, this is, I figure I heard, but at one stage it was
- 28:42$1500 a week that he had to kind of gather together through, eh,
- 28:47burglaries so that he could pay for his drug habits.
- 28:50And he became really, like, he was very, always very lanky, but
- 28:54he became really gaunt and thin. And that's how he ended up
- 28:57getting this kind of really scary figure.
- 28:59He only wore black because that was the easiest way to, you
- 29:03know, burgle homes and not be seen.
- 29:05So like, yeah, he only ever wore black.
- 29:07The more he was doing drugs and kind of fell into this satanic
- 29:10life, people kind of reckoned they could see his eyes started
- 29:14just turning pure black and his teeth became all kind of messed
- 29:18up. So he was this.
- 29:19He looked like a monstrous figure.
- 29:22He did and like, obviously like his eyes and he's fucked up all
- 29:25the time. We had quite dark eyes anyway,
- 29:28they looked black, like they literally.
- 29:31Pupils like dinner plates all the time.
- 29:33Yeah, like, literally like Mr. Burns, like I bring you love
- 29:36like worse than that. Like, and no, no, he wasn't.
- 29:40I think what makes him the scariest to me is that he was so
- 29:43hard to catch because he had no like preference of a victim so
- 29:50he would attack man, woman, child like it didn't matter to
- 29:53him. So that's why he was mixed up
- 29:55with. Was it the Golden Gate Killer at
- 29:57the time? Yeah, there was the Golden Gate
- 29:59Killer, and then there wasn't there the The Strangler.
- 30:02What was the best base? Yeah, the Hillside Strangler, I
- 30:05think it was. Hillside.
- 30:06Hillside Strangler, Yeah, I don't want.
- 30:09Maybe they didn't. They didn't confuse him with the
- 30:10Hillside Strangler. I think maybe the cops were
- 30:13involved with the Hillside Strangler that were involved in
- 30:15his case. I think that was what it was.
- 30:17Yeah, but I, I think as well, like it was, it was a big mix up
- 30:21of like the 70s were fucking crazy for serial killers.
- 30:24There was a bunch of them. Yeah.
- 30:25You had Bundy, you had everyone that was kind of active in the
- 30:2870s and. Yeah, there was a lot of serial
- 30:31killers, especially around that time, like even like guys that
- 30:35are just in one or two killings. But a lot there was there was a
- 30:37serious amount of murders happening in the LA in the 70s
- 30:40and 80s. Yeah.
- 30:42And then again, like there was so many like like Jane, Jane
- 30:46does. And is it Jane?
- 30:49Jane does do. You call it if it's a guy.
- 30:50John Doe. Yes, a Jane Doe.
- 30:53John Doe, there were so many of them, like every fucking day
- 30:57because people would move to LA to like, make it.
- 31:00And a lot of them just like cut ties with their family and
- 31:03moved. So there was just unidentified
- 31:05bodies turning up everywhere. So that's another thing.
- 31:08Yeah, a lot of people just heading to LA.
- 31:10Exactly. And like, it could have been a
- 31:12case of like, again, like a lot of people think that his murders
- 31:16could be in the hundreds, but it's like so low because it's
- 31:20the only ones that been able to actively prove and charge him
- 31:24with. So he broke in through open
- 31:28windows, doors, skylights, always at night.
- 31:31Another really interesting thing that I, umm, while I was
- 31:34watching the documentary is that back in those days, no one
- 31:37locked their fucking door. No I don't lock my apartment
- 31:39door but I have a security guard downstairs and a two other main
- 31:45doors. Right.
- 31:46You know, sometimes the call comes from inside that, yeah.
- 31:49No, I know that, but like I there's no one that can get into
- 31:52my building and no one knows like the number of my apartment
- 31:56except. For the people who live in your
- 31:58building. Yeah, but they're all fine and
- 32:01but like. OK, this is this is going to be
- 32:04the people like they're going to use that on the Netflix
- 32:06documentary, by the way, for when you're.
- 32:09Being. Murdered.
- 32:09And my facial expression on this camera is going to be used.
- 32:12I hope. I hope we can save it.
- 32:15Do the do the expression it. Was that you have to be it.
- 32:17Was kind of a building. You have to be sad about it.
- 32:20You have to be like, and it's gonna, it's gonna say that and
- 32:23it's gonna be all like fun and games and you're laughing and
- 32:25it's gonna cut to you and then you're gonna be like.
- 32:27Yeah, it's just gonna be. Steering pensively.
- 32:29Solemn noise to the camera. No, I'm gonna do a Jim Parsons
- 32:33like, look at the camera like I told you so.
- 32:37We should do, we should actually just do a little like true crime
- 32:41style episode where it's just like the talking heads and
- 32:46stuff. Yeah, yeah, Netflix did a good
- 32:49the poop the poop Bandit wanted. Oh yeah, that was like, that was
- 32:54really funny. But we could do something like
- 32:55that anyway. So used guns, knives, hammers,
- 33:00machetes, whatever he could find inside.
- 33:03Often raped women or children. Forced victims to swear to Satan
- 33:08and left behind pentagrams on walls or bodies.
- 33:12Yep. Key crimes so March 1985.
- 33:17Attacked Maria Hernandez. She survived and murdered her
- 33:22roommate Dale Okazaki again March 1980.
- 33:26This. He did get up to some wrong
- 33:29stuff in 84 that ended up getting re.
- 33:33They figured out like true there were cold cases at the time like
- 33:36especially like the child abduction stuff was happening as
- 33:39well. Yeah, but didn't he leave the
- 33:42kids alive a lot of the time? Yeah, he never, he didn't murder
- 33:46any of the kids. He yet he just, he did like take
- 33:49kids away, sexually abused them and then just left them like
- 33:54near like places and, and told them like, go tell them to call
- 33:58911 that you're a missing child. And then like, so he, when he
- 34:02started off, that was kind of his MO.
- 34:04And I think he was still battling with his empathy and
- 34:07battling with like a, his Catholicism because he would
- 34:11have been talking to his mother where he like he'd be on the
- 34:13font of his mother and saying like, I'm I'm a bad person.
- 34:16Would you pray for me? I like, would you please pray to
- 34:20Jesus for me? Because I think Satan has me.
- 34:22And his mother was like, fucking in panic mode because she was,
- 34:25like, highly religious. Yeah.
- 34:27But I at this stage, like in 1984, I think he was still kind
- 34:31of battling with like the bad stuff that he was doing.
- 34:35I think, yeah, I think in 84, that was when he took, I think
- 34:38he took that little girl from her home while she was sleeping.
- 34:42Yeah, everyone, the whole house was sleeping and he took her.
- 34:44Yeah, just wonder up. And while she was sleeping and
- 34:47she kind of was like, she automatically thought like, Oh
- 34:51yeah, some someone, someone I know has.
- 34:53I know she was. Yeah, yeah.
- 34:55And he, like, he didn't do it. He brought to McDonald's, He
- 34:58freaked out. He couldn't do anything.
- 35:00And he got her like Happy Meal or something and sat with her
- 35:03for ages and just talked to her. And she was saying that like I
- 35:07think she was like 5 or 6 at the time.
- 35:09So she doesn't really remember a lot of it.
- 35:10But like, apparently he just went, got out of the car, got
- 35:15her Happy Meal, and then they just sat there and they ate
- 35:17their food and he dropped her back.
- 35:18Yeah, there's other kids that weren't so lucky.
- 35:20Yeah, in the end that like he, he did end up ducking kids off
- 35:25the street and stuff like that. That it was kind of that stuff
- 35:29all came out later on because they were focusing on a murder.
- 35:35They didn't really look into these kind of other cranes or
- 35:38link them up until later on when they kind of got some evidence
- 35:41like a obviously there's going to be one true lane with a lot
- 35:45of these killings is this footprint that he left behind.
- 35:47But also there was like, DNA and fingerprints that they
- 35:50retroactively figured out because they updated their
- 35:53systems. Like the year after he was on
- 35:56his rampage, this system updated.
- 35:58And they were like, if they had the system in place the year
- 36:01before, he would have been caught like almost immediately
- 36:03because his fingerprint would have been in the system from
- 36:06like, crimes that he committed as a teenager.
- 36:09Pay crimes. The rape stuff and just even
- 36:12just stealing cars that he got caught for as well.
- 36:14So that same month, then in 1985, these are the ones that he
- 36:18he actually starts to get charged with.
- 36:20So he killed Veronica Yu, dragged her from her car and
- 36:25then shot her in the head. Umm.
- 36:27Math, that is. Made to all.
- 36:30That's so that that one is fucked up.
- 36:33If we go back to the previous one, yeah, like where he's kind
- 36:36of a little bit sloppy on these ones.
- 36:37So like he's, you can see that he's kind of.
- 36:39Maria Hernandez yes, the 1st and she survived in her roommate.
- 36:44So he went to shoot her. Yeah.
- 36:47And she like, it's fascinating what he did with her.
- 36:49So she she was getting into the garage and he was watching for
- 36:52the garage door like closing and he don't like he went in Indiana
- 36:57Jones style, slid underneath and then popped up surprise bitch.
- 37:01And he went and well, I think the, the the psychologist said
- 37:05like he was, he loved that. He was like giving them that
- 37:08little bit of surprise like he loved watching the look in their
- 37:10face and he shot at her and she had keys in her hand and the
- 37:15bullet ricocheted off the keys in her hand now still messed up
- 37:18her hand, but she hit the deck and he thought, well, that's her
- 37:21dad I'm after shooting in the head, but she blocked it with
- 37:24keys, which is so fascinating. This gun that he uses, this 22
- 37:27is kind of ineffectual a lot of the time.
- 37:30Now he kills a lot of people with at 22, but it's not like
- 37:33this fucking magnum or a 45 or something like that, that he's
- 37:37like blowing people's heads on. Yeah, it's it's actually a
- 37:41little girl. Fucking horrible the way it
- 37:42turns out that a lot of people that he shoots end up like going
- 37:46on to live like for a couple of hours afterwards.
- 37:49But not GAIL did the the roommate.
- 37:51Yes. So yeah, he he walks into the
- 37:53kitchen and she's hiding behind the counter.
- 37:54GAIL. Yeah, he can see her hands.
- 37:58He can see her hands on the counter, and he's waiting for
- 38:00her to look up. So he's completely silent in the
- 38:02room. And as she looks over the
- 38:04counter, plugs are right in the forehead as he's leaving, Eh,
- 38:09this Maria girl is, eh, waiting in the garage.
- 38:12He points the gun at her, sees that she's still alive.
- 38:16She more or less says, please don't kill me, You've already
- 38:18shot me. You've already shot me.
- 38:20And he just leaves her. So he like he had the
- 38:23opportunity to kill her. Yeah.
- 38:25And then he just leaves. It was.
- 38:26It's just, it's weird how sloppy it is, but he gets away with so
- 38:31much shit like. Is it sloppy though, or is it
- 38:33intentional like a lot of that you had because he was so
- 38:36sadistic? Good point.
- 38:37It's a good point. Yeah, you know what I mean?
- 38:38Like, you know, that he's probably like that poor woman
- 38:41will have to live with that for the rest of her life.
- 38:43She's going to be traumatized for the rest of her life.
- 38:46Like she's not going to be able to live a normal life for the
- 38:48rest of her life. Like you have to wonder, did he
- 38:52want that? Was he just like, do you know
- 38:54what? This is good enough.
- 38:56I've shot her. She's seen this happen.
- 38:59She's going to have to crawl her way into her house to call the
- 39:01cops and everyone's dead. You know what I mean?
- 39:04I do think that he gets easily spooked a lot of the times
- 39:07because he's used to like when he's kind of perfecting his
- 39:11craft or when he's good at what he does.
- 39:13He is very sneaky. And a lot of it isn't about like
- 39:17when confronted with stuff like the fact that he got this shit
- 39:20kicked out of him by this guy when he was a sexually assault
- 39:22and the his wife. Yeah.
- 39:24And when when he does get challenged, he does kind of
- 39:27cower a little bit. But when it comes to and.
- 39:30I think. Sorry.
- 39:32Go on ahead. Go on, Sir.
- 39:33No, I just said. Like he gets that.
- 39:34Like, oh, now we're doing the thing where we keep on there and
- 39:37now you go first, now you hang up.
- 39:41I'll just go. I do think that when confronted
- 39:44or when he gets kind of shocked, he does bolt.
- 39:47He does kind of have that in him like that he's not, he's not the
- 39:51big strong guy that he is that that he he wishes he.
- 39:54Was yeah. And I think that's like that's
- 39:56really, really evident in how he actually got caught as well,
- 40:02because more than one person, he just tends to shit himself a
- 40:06little bit and like. If you know anything with it, he
- 40:09basically got caught because. Danny, don't spoil it.
- 40:12Sorry for like what 25 year old case?
- 40:16It's it's a 39 year old case and I know that because I was born
- 40:20in 1980. Five, don't tell me that because
- 40:23because now I'm like, Oh yeah, I always miss that.
- 40:26I always feel like I miss 10 years when I think of the 80s,
- 40:29I'm like, sure, that was last week, yeah.
- 40:30But anyway, so both in March, so Maria Hernandez and her roommate
- 40:35and then Veronica you the. Lady in the car then is after
- 40:39that's that's another crazy one because that's like, yeah,
- 40:42that's out in the open like. Yeah, just shot her and just
- 40:45dragged her and shot her in the head in public.
- 40:46He was following her and she got spooked and what?
- 40:49And was like, what the fuck? What do you thought?
- 40:51Like, So she slowed down and let him pass.
- 40:54And then she started following him.
- 40:56And as he stopped the car, she is like, what the fuck you What?
- 40:59What are you following me for? And he was like, eh, no, there's
- 41:03no issue. There's no issue here.
- 41:04And he slips out with a car. Yeah.
- 41:07Gets in, shoots her in the side while he's trying to get he gets
- 41:11into our passenger seat, shoots her in the side.
- 41:13Is 22 again this 22 like does some damage but doesn't kill her
- 41:19because she he's after shooting her in the fucking ribs or
- 41:21whatever, she gets out of the car and as she's crawling away
- 41:24he shoots her in the back of the head.
- 41:25This is witnessed by people as well.
- 41:27Yeah. Gets back into his stolen car
- 41:29and just drives off. Yeah, I mean, like you're right.
- 41:31That is just the only word for that is is just sloppy.
- 41:35So May to August then continue to spray of pretty much already
- 41:40fucking random break insurance including raping children,
- 41:45murdering elderly couples and if you can hear someone speeding
- 41:50around that is my cat having the absolute fucking zoomies.
- 41:53He's just woken up from like a 8 hour nap mutilating corpses
- 42:01doing this fucking thing right. He does this thing on my couch
- 42:05and it's. Here I'm freaking out, yes.
- 42:10He does this thing under the couch.
- 42:11He just like rock climbs, but he like.
- 42:13Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen.
- 42:15Underneath the. They pull themselves along their
- 42:17back, yeah. Not getting my deposit back at
- 42:20all. But anyway, one woman that he
- 42:22raped survived and testified that he forced her to praise
- 42:25Satan during the assault, which fucking rubs me up the wrong
- 42:30way. I mean, rape and murder
- 42:32obviously rubs me up the wrong way, don't get me fucking wrong,
- 42:34but like. Yeah, this is.
- 42:35This is again, as we were talking about last time with,
- 42:38yeah, Crowley, eh, the Satanic Panic kind of sets in and people
- 42:42automatically go to or Satan's a bad guy in our religion.
- 42:45So automatically, like even he was kind of, he went to some,
- 42:51eh, to some Satanist meetings. And I think he came out of it
- 42:53being like, yeah, he came over being like, that's not what I
- 42:56like. I want to be evil.
- 42:59And they were like. Exactly, it's how I was
- 43:01describing like Levan Satanism to you, which is very much just
- 43:04like gluttony. Basically just selfishness and
- 43:07gluttony. And it has something.
- 43:09To do with cooking, murdering do do.
- 43:11What you want as long as like it's for you and not like.
- 43:14You're not hurting anyone. Yeah, that's basically it.
- 43:18Like, and he was just in the name of Satan, which like there
- 43:20are there are religions and sects and stuff and cults that
- 43:25do believe in that and like, you know, sacrifice.
- 43:27But this is just, again, a very uneducated, edgy little man that
- 43:34it was just kind of yeah. So how we got caught?
- 43:37People killed in the name of Jesus, you know, I don't know if
- 43:40you've heard it's a crusade. Episode on the Crusade.
- 43:48It's just fucking Brits who piss me off.
- 43:50Just us reading from the Bible, it would just turn into a Monty
- 43:56Python, I think, he said. Blessed are the cheese makers.
- 44:03The cheese makers. Let's not get into Monty Python
- 44:07because I Yeah. Can I just say I don't think he
- 44:10meant the cheese makers. I think he meant any
- 44:12manufacturer of dairy products. OK, I'm done.
- 44:15I'm done. I'm done.
- 44:17Let's get back to the murder and one of these ones where he's he
- 44:22comes in to a he shoots a husband in the head and then
- 44:27goes in. Yeah, he makes him.
- 44:31Walk an invalid wife, eh? So she is this is what they
- 44:35would have described her as the thing, but she was paraplegic.
- 44:38He uses he uses Tom cuffs, which are a very weird choice, but
- 44:43obviously what he has. Yeah, he cuffs her Toms
- 44:45together, brutally rapes her, but the husband was he didn't
- 44:51know the husband was like alive, but the husband obviously was
- 44:54shot. True, like true Detroit.
- 44:57I couldn't speak, but this absolute fucking badass of a
- 45:00human being calls 911, can't speak.
- 45:04So he's breathing heavy down the phone. 911 obviously did get the
- 45:08address from the telephone number and they send out like
- 45:14all kinds of like police because they don't know what's going on.
- 45:18So they send ambulance, police, fire brigade, the whole lot.
- 45:20But he's obviously. Whoever the fuck we need,
- 45:23there's something, yeah. So he's been gone at that stage.
- 45:26They come in to see that he is lying like in a pool of their
- 45:30own of his own blood and the husband and they're like, or
- 45:34something's after happening to him.
- 45:35We don't know. There must be an accident or
- 45:36something like that. And then they notice that the
- 45:38wife is after dragging herself by the by the elbows.
- 45:41She's she's ripped her tomb like more or less off all the skin of
- 45:45her thumbs after coming off because she's ripped out of
- 45:46these thumb calls and she is now army crawled again, paralyzed
- 45:50from the way it's down. She army crawls her way in and
- 45:54she's fucking absolutely fucking gone.
- 45:57She's so shocked she can't even speak, so she can't tell them
- 45:59what's after happening. In the end, they get it over
- 46:02what's after happening. Now they're looking for a guy.
- 46:04They haven't really. He's in different places.
- 46:06So I haven't pieced it together that what he's after doing here
- 46:09is the same as like, you know, the, the murders of the, the
- 46:13roommate and the lady in the car.
- 46:16None of these are after being, yeah, pieced together yet, but
- 46:20she's she's able to give a description of this kind of
- 46:23gaunt, lanky dude with like dark eyes and like this light skinned
- 46:29Hispanic guy, horrible teeth, smells like a goat apparently,
- 46:33or smells like just smells like just smells disgustingly like,
- 46:37yeah, he's a guy. He did obviously doesn't wash
- 46:38himself. His dental hygiene is terrible.
- 46:40He's like he's doing nothing but taking drugs and living in cars.
- 46:43Basically like the description, the descriptions come in and I
- 46:47think from there they're kind of are sort of piercing together
- 46:50that it might be a serial killer.
- 46:52Fucking took them long enough. Like yeah, with the two big.
- 46:55Cops. They know all work together,
- 46:56different departments, different areas and they don't want to
- 46:59disclose. So these guys who are on this
- 47:01day homicide from the first, uh, their like, I think there's a
- 47:05task force put together and when they realize that it's a serial
- 47:11killer, but the local cops don't want to play a ball at all
- 47:14because they're like, this is our case.
- 47:15Who do you think you are coming in?
- 47:16You know, it's this fucking Dick swinging competition again.
- 47:19It's like, who do you think you are coming in here and you're
- 47:21going to take over our case? Yeah, this is our case.
- 47:23But like, like, you know, there's no it's.
- 47:26Like. Fucking department and whatever.
- 47:31It is. It reminds me a lot of like SO
- 47:34obviously like your adrenaline stuff is like pumping through
- 47:36here like 2 fucking badass people right there to be able to
- 47:39like actually survive it and to get to each other and stuff.
- 47:45The husband died later in hospital, but like, he was an
- 47:48absolute fucking trooper to be like he basically.
- 47:51Absolutely, and saved his wife's life like.
- 47:53He saved his wife's life because fucking he realized Ricky
- 47:57realized that like oh shit, he's after been on the phone.
- 48:00That's sick. So that's why he bowled it.
- 48:02So he basically saved his wife's life when I can't do that.
- 48:07Yeah, and it's it's ridiculous because it's like how the human
- 48:11body is just insane. And I don't know if you will
- 48:15probably cover this at another point, but it's like one of the
- 48:19most fascinating kind of cases to me.
- 48:21I think her name was. I don't know if Deborah Finch
- 48:24was like the like the the folklore name, but it was it
- 48:30was. A Finch rings a bell.
- 48:31Yeah, it was a real story that happened.
- 48:33So basically this woman was abducted and murdered, left for
- 48:38dead, But she was dumped in a ditch, like down into a marsh.
- 48:43She was pretty much decapitated. And this woman held her head
- 48:48onto her neck and climbed up out of the ditch onto the road and
- 48:55was able to flag down a car. And now she was caught right to
- 49:00the bone. So if she had to let go of her
- 49:03hand, her head would have just like just slept back.
- 49:06And she was called, I think it was like the headless Hwy.
- 49:09woman, something really distasteful or something like
- 49:11that. But she literally was holding
- 49:14her head onto her neck. And she survived another girl
- 49:19then she was brown to the middle of the woods, essentially
- 49:23disemboweled this girl picked all of her organs back up,
- 49:29pulled them inside her stomach, held her stomach and just.
- 49:34Walked. Until she met the main Rd. and
- 49:38then like someone pulled up and like stopped and like obviously
- 49:41just drove her straight to the hospital and stuff.
- 49:44But yeah, like it's happened. If you'd like.
- 49:45The human body just is fascinating where it just when
- 49:49it goes into fight or flight, it's crazy.
- 49:52Like, you know, and it's, you always hear these stories like,
- 49:54Oh yeah, like moms and their kids in danger.
- 49:56They can like flip trucks and stuff like that.
- 49:59But it's like, imagine your head hanging on by like, a, like, a
- 50:02couple of inches of muscle, and you're just able to climb up.
- 50:08That determination to live is just insane to me.
- 50:13And that's what it reminds me of with that couple because, like,
- 50:15he obviously so fucking badly wanted to save her.
- 50:19She so badly wanted to get to him.
- 50:21And, like, it is very unfortunate, obviously, that he
- 50:23lost his life. But I think that's such an
- 50:26incredible story of how strong people actually are.
- 50:28Yeah. Like crazy.
- 50:30Like it actually happens. It happens more than once with
- 50:33people in this in this whole story of like he thinks that
- 50:37they're dead and it turns out that they are way more
- 50:41resilience than he taught. It kind of shows how how violent
- 50:45he ends up getting after these couple of these couple of
- 50:48misdeeds. So this is him kind of testing
- 50:50out and then he ends up gone like so fucking like brutal with
- 50:55some of the murders after that where like shoots, shoots the
- 51:02husband in the head, makes sure makes sure that he's dead and
- 51:05then goes in and stabs the living shit out of the wife.
- 51:09I think that the one of the next ones is when he gets in, he does
- 51:13shoot the husband goes in. The husband had a fascinating
- 51:19story. He burgled the house so was in
- 51:22stole from the house. The victims then ended up he
- 51:27went, he went back to the house and this is when he went in, he
- 51:30murdered the husband. So shot him in the head, but
- 51:33he'd already burgled this house. So they were already on age that
- 51:39like there's the burglaries happening.
- 51:41So what they've done is they went down and bought a shock on,
- 51:44yeah, there's a shock on underneath the bed.
- 51:47So she, the wife hears the the gunshot and she automatically
- 51:52goes, I need to get this shotgun.
- 51:54Fucking goes under the bed pulls out the shotgun.
- 51:57The husband was afraid because they had their grandkids
- 52:00knocking around. He was afraid that the grandkids
- 52:05were going to play with the gun so he took all the bullets.
- 52:07I would have gone. So she points the gun at
- 52:09Rodriguez face and then fucking click no bullets.
- 52:15He goes fucking ape shit, stabs her like so many times around
- 52:21the neck and fucking really goes to town on her.
- 52:26Like fucking pubic area goes a shit there.
- 52:30But he was so violent that he tries to call her heart out.
- 52:34Can't get through the rib cage so he opts for cutting her
- 52:38eyelids off and popping her eyeballs out.
- 52:42Then went to when he was going around ransacking the place to
- 52:46see what he can get out of place.
- 52:48He found her jewelry chest. Popped the eyes into the jewelry
- 52:52chest and then kept them as like souvenirs.
- 52:56I think he might have put a pentagram on the wall in this
- 52:59place in her lipstick. I'm not sure if it was one of
- 53:01those places, but that's when they start realizing that
- 53:04there's some satanic stuff involved as well.
- 53:06That was a huge, a huge thing with that gain, which I think we
- 53:10should do next time because he's fascinating.
- 53:13But the officers who had like, obviously they found like this
- 53:16little like, don't kill me for bringing up a Simpsons quote.
- 53:23But it's like, it's a candy dish, Ned to store candy.
- 53:27So it's like, I guess you could put yourself in it.
- 53:30No, just candy. So it was like a little candy
- 53:33dish and it was just full of these like weird little overly
- 53:38shaped dried things. And it was just eyelids.
- 53:42It was just a box full of fucking eyelids.
- 53:44Nice guy. And that's yeah, that reminds me
- 53:47of that. But Ed Gain is another, yeah,
- 53:49another, another. We'll do him next because like,
- 53:52especially with the show coming out and everything, like it's
- 53:54jogging, like my memory of like I would read about him for
- 53:58hours. He was.
- 53:59So basically the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, that guy was based on
- 54:03him. Let's let's do let's do a light
- 54:06subject next and then we will go to again when we go back to true
- 54:10crime. I want to.
- 54:14It's because I scared the shit out of you in the first episode
- 54:18that we lost, yeah. I love that it's now the first
- 54:21episode that we lost. We've lost more episodes than we
- 54:23have recorded so. Oh God, I know, I know.
- 54:26Well, I'm like this year I'm keeping an eye.
- 54:27I'm hawk eyeing the fucking bars here because I can't.
- 54:32We can't lose another episode. Umm.
- 54:34But anyway, back to our boy. So that's an elderly couple.
- 54:37So he's he's basically there's women in their prime kids,
- 54:42elderly couples, Eh, like the guy just there's no MO except
- 54:47for I can break into this house. That's that's why his there was
- 54:51there was a point when they were when people thought that he's
- 54:54broken into a couple of brown houses.
- 54:56So people with brown houses were outside repainting their houses
- 54:59just in case. That was why his motive was
- 55:01because they just didn't know. They had no idea.
- 55:03He like it was like game what we discussed when we were talking
- 55:07about the strangers that the movie that frightened the shit
- 55:09out of me. It's like.
- 55:10You were home. Yeah, Why did you pick us?
- 55:12Because you were home with which fucked me up so long.
- 55:16But like, that's exactly what it is.
- 55:17Why did you pick me? It's because I could get into
- 55:20that window or I could just open your door.
- 55:22There's some places that he just walked straight in.
- 55:24That's exactly, and that's the thing that like, I mean I, I
- 55:27love horror movies and stuff like that and movies where it's
- 55:30just people scare me so much more because that could so
- 55:33fucking easily happen as opposed to like oh there's a ghost or
- 55:37demon like blah blah whatever. 9 times out of 10 if there's a
- 55:40ghost in your house, just sleep with fucking earplugs.
- 55:42So I mean if you don't want to hear footsteps or things
- 55:44banging, it can't harm yet. I mean I'm used to say as the
- 55:47dead can't harm yet it's the living you have to worry about.
- 55:49But it is. It's true because like.
- 55:51I just don't believe in ghosts. That's you always go down that
- 55:54road. They're real, though.
- 55:56They are real. And I'll go into more details.
- 55:59I was going to save this till the end of the podcast, but I
- 56:03have, you know, this. I have some bad juju, I think
- 56:06from I actually have bought for an obscene amount of money, a
- 56:11painting by Mr. Ramirez. What?
- 56:16Yeah, so. I did not know this one.
- 56:21I told you this. Did you win?
- 56:23Yeah. Oh, like weeks ago, before I
- 56:26think when we just decided to do the podcast and.
- 56:28Well, when you were talking about the stuff you had, you got
- 56:30off the dark web. And there's Ramirez.
- 56:34It was so. It's just like a prison painter.
- 56:38Yeah, he did it in prison. It's just a landscape, but it's
- 56:40all done in Reds and blacks. It's in my brother's house, but
- 56:45it was in my mom's house. And when she passed away, I was
- 56:49like, can you like move that shit?
- 56:51Like don't throw it out or anything?
- 56:53And he was like, yeah, but it's going in the garage.
- 56:55I'm not having that shit in my house.
- 56:56And I was like, cool. So he's got my Ramirez painting.
- 56:59He's got my Charles Manson toenail clippings.
- 57:04Again that. Earn there to do.
- 57:07Just for anyone listening, like Danny has toenail clippings that
- 57:12are apparently Charles Manson's. So yeah, that's what I'm
- 57:17dealing. With yeah, I like collecting
- 57:18weird shit and what else do I have?
- 57:22Not eyeballs, by any chance? No, I think it was like like a
- 57:25bloody finger. Bloody fingerprints.
- 57:29Jesus. Christ.
- 57:31I have a lot of shit do. I have like a fucking full
- 57:34length Victorian morning dress. I have a death mask of like some
- 57:42fucking 1800s guy and I'm terrified like my biggest
- 57:45phobias puppets but I have a ventriloquist dummy that was
- 57:49sold off. He's from like 18, late 1800s,
- 57:54early 1900s, and when I got him he arrived in a box like full of
- 57:58salt. Gabble, gabble, gabble.
- 58:00Yeah, legit. He looks like Gabble.
- 58:02But why? And it's my biggest but I hate.
- 58:04Them but why did you buy that I'm.
- 58:06Just fascinated with it. I'm just fascinated.
- 58:08I just thought it was so cool and like, I don't know, I'm just
- 58:11really, really like, I have like different things.
- 58:14I have teeth, I have like wreaths made out of people's
- 58:17hair. I have just a lot of weird shit
- 58:22like, and I'm into taxidermy, wet specimens, freak show
- 58:27specimens. So it's like something born
- 58:30with. That stuff does me in the free
- 58:32show kind of stuff. Why?
- 58:33I don't know, like it. I don't know what it is.
- 58:36Just aesthetically, it kind of really creeps me out.
- 58:39And do you remember did on the American Horror Story and then
- 58:42did on the like the Carnival 1 of it?
- 58:44I was, I tapped out on that one. I was like, Nah, can't do it
- 58:48really. But just I don't.
- 58:50I didn't like. I don't like that.
- 58:51That whole carnival thing really freaks me out.
- 58:53The kind of freak show. The lobster hands.
- 58:56Yeah, like this kind of stuff. Kind of.
- 58:57Does I tapped out on that season, though, when you know,
- 58:59Mon Petite, the smallest woman in the world?
- 59:02Again, didn't didn't watch it. I watched the open credits of
- 59:04the first episode. I was like, I'm out.
- 59:06Oh, it's a great season. My favorite though of all of
- 59:08them is the the Coven. So which one?
- 59:11I love that. One, yeah, I think I was still
- 59:13knocking around for the Coven one, but.
- 59:15I watch that every Halloween because I'm just like it.
- 59:18Just it just makes you feel like it's autumn and it just brings
- 59:20that time of year into. And then I really liked Roanoke,
- 59:25which we could do a whole episode on Roanoke because
- 59:27Roanoke is crazy. That's the mental hospital.
- 59:30No, that's Briarwood. The aside, what's Roanoke?
- 59:33I doubt rings a bell. Roanoke is like a a real life
- 59:37kind of folklore story. It's like a village that
- 59:40basically just disappeared. This, This I know, this I know.
- 59:44I've heard Roanoke before. Yeah, and it's, it's so it's
- 59:49essentially a bunch of like English settlers.
- 59:51Boo founded this village. One of the guys was sailing back
- 59:55to England to get like supplies or something.
- 59:57Slaves. Probably sailed all the way back
- 1:00:02and then the village was completely gone with no
- 1:00:04evidence, nothing but there was like a carving on the tree.
- 1:00:08This. Door ring a bell with me?
- 1:00:10Yeah. Yes.
- 1:00:12And so that's like that's very much like still talked about and
- 1:00:15like, it very much is because it happened in like the 1600s.
- 1:00:19It just gives me the whole, some people used to say he sat over
- 1:00:22there by those dogs. He went back to the wrong place
- 1:00:27because like, you don't have fucking GPS to guide you, like
- 1:00:31turn left on fucking colonize junction.
- 1:00:34Like, you know, but it is really interesting.
- 1:00:37So a lot of people just kind of assume, like, Oh yeah, the
- 1:00:39winter hit and they have to move like, South, whatever.
- 1:00:45But yeah, the town was never founded again.
- 1:00:47There was no buildings. There was nothing.
- 1:00:49No one could find it. Just Spanish.
- 1:00:52And OK, we've we've digressed from Ricky here, so we should
- 1:00:56get back on track. So let's get to how he got
- 1:01:01caught because I love this story.
- 1:01:04Just just to go down the route of like how much of a bad
- 1:01:07battery was, was an 81 year old woman and or a 79 year old woman
- 1:01:12and her 81 year old sister who was also the 79 year old was
- 1:01:16home held for her 81 year old sister who was again, very much
- 1:01:20so disabled. And he like, yeah, raped and
- 1:01:25murdered and butchered and carved up these two women in
- 1:01:30horrific circumstances. It was fucking desperate.
- 1:01:33So it was, it was way too long common before he actually did
- 1:01:38get caught. But let's go through then how
- 1:01:40the how they got him. Like, yeah.
- 1:01:43All the force actually quit over that case, didn't they?
- 1:01:46Because they were like, we can't fucking deal with it.
- 1:01:48Like everyone needed like therapy for years and years and
- 1:01:52years and like just. Yeah, fucked a lot of people up
- 1:01:55and a lot of these guys who are kind of self admittedly like
- 1:01:59tough guys, but when they seen the kind of actions they were
- 1:02:02like, there's too much violence in this world.
- 1:02:04If if there's people like this in the world, I can't do this.
- 1:02:06Like so there was a lot of a lot of tough guys ended up seeing
- 1:02:11the world was a worse place than they could fucking save.
- 1:02:14And there was a lot of detectives on the case that I
- 1:02:18mean, there was quite a few that lost their wives because they've
- 1:02:22just, they're like, I am 24 hours in the station on this
- 1:02:26fucking case. And then they were all kind of
- 1:02:29terrified about them, their families being targeted, so they
- 1:02:33would basically put their families into witness
- 1:02:36protection. Program they had to move their
- 1:02:37families away yeah, especially as the the the the case was
- 1:02:41getting more kind of personal and the detectives were being
- 1:02:46interviewed on TV and, or even just their faces were being put
- 1:02:50into the newspapers. They were kind of becoming
- 1:02:51celebrities themselves. Yeah and they had the kind of
- 1:02:54the the main couple of cops that were on the case they're kind of
- 1:02:58stuck with the guy who found the hillside strangler.
- 1:03:02He was one of the main cops and then there was this kind of new
- 1:03:05open common super cop that he kind of took under his wing and
- 1:03:08these two guys were like he was great yeah.
- 1:03:10He was the one that piece together that it was abducting
- 1:03:13the children as well as like he was basically he was being kind
- 1:03:17of shown from the police where they were like every time he
- 1:03:20walked over room, they were like that fucking idiot doesn't know
- 1:03:23why he's talking about. How was he just Willy nilly
- 1:03:25trolling these cases together? Like, but he had, he didn't just
- 1:03:29have a hunch, like he had evidence, but it was until there
- 1:03:33was real substantial evidence and different departments
- 1:03:35actually started working together and showing what they
- 1:03:37had. When there was a task force made
- 1:03:40that was like, you need to fucking start pooling our
- 1:03:42resources here. That's when they figured out or
- 1:03:44this guy was right all along. So he's kind of like, you know,
- 1:03:48did he was the guy that was peace and everything together.
- 1:03:50Yeah. Like Rain Man, the whole thing.
- 1:03:53Hispanic guy so he was really good working in the community
- 1:03:56because a lot of the LA community, California community
- 1:03:59or Hispanic, so he was able to kind of work with them to kind
- 1:04:03of figure this kind of stuff out talking to witnesses and stuff
- 1:04:05I'm. Going to throw in like a little.
- 1:04:08No, no, you go on in a fun fact I love a fun fact.
- 1:04:12No, I'm going to walk along for ages.
- 1:04:13So you hit the fun factor. OK, so this is a completely
- 1:04:17separate thing in itself. It needs its own episode.
- 1:04:19But a really fun fact that I found about Ramirez is that he
- 1:04:24lived at the Cecil Hotel for a large amount of time.
- 1:04:30Yeah, that's known as basically a portal to hell.
- 1:04:34And it would make sense that he he stayed there a lot.
- 1:04:37So yeah, keep well, We'll, we'll, we'll cover that.
- 1:04:41There's too much to get into that right now.
- 1:04:42A lot of stories coming from that one.
- 1:04:44One of the the big stories was that the girl who went missing
- 1:04:47in the season hotel. And then?
- 1:04:50Yeah, so that was a a Netflix documentary as well, wasn't?
- 1:04:53It yeah, and you'll love this as well because I know when like
- 1:04:55you got bone itis and you were stuck inside the whole time when
- 1:04:59you watched Angel yeah season 2 when he first moves in they
- 1:05:03first move into the hotel to buy yeah yeah yeah, that's based on
- 1:05:06the sessile ah. Very good season.
- 1:05:08Yeah. The more you know, that's a,
- 1:05:11that is a demon. That is a lovely little
- 1:05:12interesting fact. The demon that's like draining
- 1:05:15everyone's life force and turning everyone against each
- 1:05:17other and like, yeah, that's basically the sessile.
- 1:05:20That's what they based on. It's pretty cool.
- 1:05:23I was a pretty cool little fact. It's.
- 1:05:25Back to Richard. We can do this.
- 1:05:27We can do the Cecil our the Cecil Hotel at some stage
- 1:05:31because that is an interesting we.
- 1:05:32Should do that next, honestly, because it's like it's a nice
- 1:05:36little tie in and it's so interesting and I have a bunch
- 1:05:39of shit already on it that I've made for notes for like the last
- 1:05:43podcast, but we didn't make it. So I'm like, this is cool.
- 1:05:47But anyway, so when the heat was on on on Ricky, he went to
- 1:05:53Arizona, which is like, all right, we'll just fuck off.
- 1:05:56Arizona died down for a little bit, was kind of laying low,
- 1:06:00came back to LA. But by the time he got back,
- 1:06:05realized he was all over the fucking news.
- 1:06:09So that little boy wonder detective had caught him,
- 1:06:13figured out who he was, had the mug shot.
- 1:06:15Everyone was fucking looking for him and he was essentially
- 1:06:20recognized in East LA driving through a community.
- 1:06:23His car broke down. Hold on, let's let's get to how
- 1:06:27they piece this thing together first.
- 1:06:29This shoe is the the shoe is the more this is fucking.
- 1:06:34Oh, the Aziz, the Aziz trainer. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:06:36OK, so like there's yeah, there's these these shoes, the
- 1:06:40fucking Aziz or what? What are you?
- 1:06:42I forget that. Yeah, Aziz Ansari, I don't
- 1:06:46think. Oh, Aviva, no Aviva.
- 1:06:48Yes, Avi. So yeah, something like that.
- 1:06:51Aviva Yeah, yeah. OK, so because again, we don't
- 1:06:54know what they are because they were.
- 1:06:56Aziz Ansari I just caught. But I am because they're not
- 1:07:02Nike. They're not added as they're
- 1:07:05like, they're just this, this kind of they were like this new
- 1:07:09shoe that they were trying out. They didn't bring a lot of them
- 1:07:12over. They still make them, by the
- 1:07:13way. Yeah, but at the time they
- 1:07:15didn't have many of them in America at all.
- 1:07:17And he had a kind of an odd a shoe size, which was an 11 1/2,
- 1:07:24which makes it sound like he's a half a size bigger than me, but
- 1:07:27that's American sizes. So he's a half a small 1/2 a
- 1:07:30size smaller than me. So each shit Ricky.
- 1:07:33And but it was odd because they obviously assumed that these
- 1:07:38were going to be a pair of black shoes by the print as well.
- 1:07:43They knew that there was it was a tennis shoe and not the
- 1:07:46basketball style. So the kind of they were
- 1:07:48figuring out what was going on, the size.
- 1:07:51How did I forget this? I knew this.
- 1:07:53Yeah. Because it's.
- 1:07:54Such, it's such a like a piece of evidence, that kind of piece.
- 1:07:57This is the one that kind of piece.
- 1:07:58So many eh crime scenes together and how they figured out that he
- 1:08:02was eh abducting children as well as killing people.
- 1:08:06They found this footprint outside like like not outside,
- 1:08:09but like inside outside all over.
- 1:08:11Like every like this is it's this fucking guy like could not,
- 1:08:16he couldn't help himself but stick his fucking foot in places
- 1:08:19that we're going to leave a print like mud in concrete, in
- 1:08:23blood in so many different places such like wet concrete.
- 1:08:27What a dumb fuck. Anyways, just.
- 1:08:29Slapping around like yeah. Do pretty do better put my, my
- 1:08:32odd like So they ended up figuring out that there was
- 1:08:37only, I think six or seven of these pairs that were in 11 1/2
- 1:08:43that were even brought in North America.
- 1:08:45And there was a bunch of them that there's only one in
- 1:08:49California and the rest of them I think were in, uh, Colorado or
- 1:08:53fucking one of them places. But there was only one pair sold
- 1:08:57in, uh, in California. So they figured out like, this
- 1:09:00is him. He's the one, but it kind of
- 1:09:02went cold from there. But the cops weren't telling the
- 1:09:05public about these shoes because this was this was the main piece
- 1:09:10of evidence this stupid fucker kept.
- 1:09:12Like this guy who thought he was like so, so clever.
- 1:09:15The Night Stalker, he was breaking his place.
- 1:09:17He was stalking. He was leaving his fucking
- 1:09:19footprint like a fucking cartoon character, like at every crime
- 1:09:22scene. But they weren't telling the
- 1:09:25public because again, they can figure out if he is the murderer
- 1:09:29of the next body if they find this footprint.
- 1:09:32But the mayor, she wanted to be some fucking really big balls or
- 1:09:36fucking you know, Fenula big flaps and headed on to the news
- 1:09:40and she was like we're looking for this guy puts out the
- 1:09:43composite sketch of him where we're looking for a guy light
- 1:09:47skinned Mexican fucked up tea smells horrendous.
- 1:09:50He's tall. He's gaunt.
- 1:09:53Black guys like a doll like. These are the runners, and she
- 1:09:57specifically says about these fucking runners, and we know
- 1:10:00it's him because all so he when he comes back from his little
- 1:10:03hiatus away, he sees his face plastered all over the place.
- 1:10:07And then he also sees, oh, they know I'm the one doing all this
- 1:10:10because of my fucking my, my sneakers, as the Americans would
- 1:10:14say. And he just went up to Golden
- 1:10:16Gate Bridge and fucked the sneakers off and then went off
- 1:10:18and bought himself some new sneakers.
- 1:10:19So now. Now I'm invincible.
- 1:10:22Yeah, so he can he can go and kind of do what he wants, but
- 1:10:25they're kind of were already on to him.
- 1:10:26He got stopped by a cop at one stage and he was in a stolen car
- 1:10:31as he's one to do. He's not going to buy a fucking
- 1:10:33car. But the cops stopped them and he
- 1:10:35was only after like, because a couple of these murders, he he
- 1:10:40did one. Then a couple of hours later he
- 1:10:42was like, oh, I'm going to, I need to go and fucking do
- 1:10:46another murder. So it's kind of fucked up.
- 1:10:48He got stopped by this cop. And then the cop was like,
- 1:10:52license to registration. He gives them a fake name, says
- 1:10:56I don't have the registration in this car.
- 1:10:57Cop goes, oh, OK. As the cop is talking to him, it
- 1:11:01comes over on his radio, says we're looking for this guy.
- 1:11:04Here's the description of the guy.
- 1:11:06He's out there. He's after committing A horrific
- 1:11:08crime. The cop kind of says, hey, this
- 1:11:10isn't you by any chance. Like no are.
- 1:11:13You murdering people, be honest. Definitely not me officer I I
- 1:11:17wouldn't rape a family and then he fucking the as as the cop
- 1:11:22like he borders up the cop a little bit.
- 1:11:23The cop goes OK, well let me just go check your details here.
- 1:11:26Cop turns around, he bolts legs are packed as bags.
- 1:11:29He gone so like again, cop had him and then just fucking like
- 1:11:35gone in the wind again. Like it's just these bunch of
- 1:11:39circumstances that just lead to this guy getting the fuck out
- 1:11:42like again and again and again. It's fucking it's kind of like
- 1:11:46sometimes it seems like a bit of a fucking clown show.
- 1:11:49Yeah, that there's these fucking really well educated cops that
- 1:11:55are doing so much up at the top levels, but like then on the
- 1:11:59ground level they're doing it's just some incompetence.
- 1:12:03And again, Ricky comes off as someone who's like the Night
- 1:12:05Stalker. He's he's stalks people in the
- 1:12:08night and he's but like he kind of bumbles his way to a lot of
- 1:12:10this stuff. There's a lot of sloppiness and.
- 1:12:12Yeah, he's not a fucking like, he's not the cap burger like
- 1:12:16Jeremy like didn't wear sneakers for sneaking.
- 1:12:20Yeah, he wore sneakers for bumbling.
- 1:12:22He basically the sneaky sneakers want that sneaky and no, they
- 1:12:27weren't kind of led him as I'm going to let you take over to
- 1:12:30show how he actually got apprehended there.
- 1:12:33But like again, it kind of just shows that.
- 1:12:35My favorite part he. Isn't he?
- 1:12:38Isn't this fucking powerful, kind of sneaky, clever guy?
- 1:12:42He's just kind of some fucking idiot who was an opportunistic
- 1:12:46killer. He's just just a guy.
- 1:12:48Like, he's literally just a guy. So obviously when he came back
- 1:12:52from Arizona, all of the heat was on him.
- 1:12:54His picture was everywhere. He steals a fucking car,
- 1:12:59basically drives through the wrong neighborhood in East LA,
- 1:13:03car craps out on him. He stops to try and fix this
- 1:13:06carriage. Like what the fuck is going on?
- 1:13:08Someone comes over just to try and be helpful and then he was
- 1:13:12just like, you're that fucking guy.
- 1:13:15So. This whole group of gang bangers
- 1:13:19and again, this is rival gangs, which is the funniest part to
- 1:13:22me. They all just knew that he was a
- 1:13:24fucking murderer and he was like raping women and children and
- 1:13:28like killing people. They all banded together and
- 1:13:31they just bet the shit out of this dude and they sat on him
- 1:13:36until the cops. Came.
- 1:13:37Well, it's. And that's how we got.
- 1:13:39Caught. What I love about this is kind
- 1:13:40of like it's it's like a Benny Hill sketch.
- 1:13:43Really. Like he socks.
- 1:13:45He's beat the shit out of him. He legs it, gets on a bus, the
- 1:13:48bus stops. People on the bus beat the shit
- 1:13:51out of him. He jumps off the bus.
- 1:13:53The people who were beating the shit out of him basically.
- 1:13:57So now he's got like a bunch of gang bangers, a bunch of people
- 1:14:00off the bus, they're all chasing him.
- 1:14:02He jumps over a hedge. There's a girl with her car
- 1:14:05started. He's like, oh, I'm going to
- 1:14:07fucking reef the girl out of the car and I'm going to get into
- 1:14:11the car and I'm going to fucking get out with her.
- 1:14:13As he's trying to get the girl out of the car, her father is
- 1:14:16like just right there and happens to be besides his fence
- 1:14:20post. There's a lump of steel in the
- 1:14:24fence, but beats the shit out of him with this, with this steel
- 1:14:29rod while all the rest of these people are now catching up.
- 1:14:32They jump over and they're like right.
- 1:14:33We're like they all just join in beating the shit out of them.
- 1:14:36Fucking leave them half dead. Hold them down until the police
- 1:14:39get there. And when the police gets here,
- 1:14:41he's still like, why you beat this dude?
- 1:14:43They're like he's Al Matador. He's this fucking killer.
- 1:14:45Like they're all these Hispanic people like Al Matador, Al
- 1:14:48Matador pointing at each other so that they're all like every
- 1:14:52time he comes in contact with someone has they're shouting on
- 1:14:54that or he gets the shit kicked out and just a little bit more.
- 1:14:57And by the time the cop gets there, he's only recognizable to
- 1:14:59the cop because the cop was like why are you beating the shit out
- 1:15:01of? The faces.
- 1:15:02They're like beaten, Yeah, this is the guy who fucking who,
- 1:15:06who's after committing these fucking horrible crimes?
- 1:15:08These people end up getting like a especially the guy with the
- 1:15:12fucking with the steel bar. He he gets like a Medal of
- 1:15:16Honor, like you. Know I was going to say yeah, he
- 1:15:19did, didn't. He the orders even a trial, he's
- 1:15:21getting like the fucking Medal of Honor.
- 1:15:23That actually works out in Ricky's favor a little bit
- 1:15:25because like his lawyer is able to say like he was found guilty
- 1:15:28before, like he even got a fair trial because these people are
- 1:15:31getting medals for taking down him before he can get a trial.
- 1:15:34But anyway, like that doesn't matter.
- 1:15:36He was banged the rights no matter what he was going to do
- 1:15:39like he was he was already done for so many murders that like he
- 1:15:43was going to end up doing the fucking penalty anyways.
- 1:15:45So like, it didn't matter if he was caught for three murders or
- 1:15:4813 murders or like who God knows how many he actually did fucking
- 1:15:52kill, but. Probably a lot more and we know
- 1:15:56and that's that is devastating. But yeah, these people landed
- 1:15:59together like the community got them.
- 1:16:02I love that. That's heartwarming to me.
- 1:16:05That's like a real neighborly community story.
- 1:16:08And it's like, yeah, like we all like, might hate each other, but
- 1:16:12we got together and we took on this one evil that was worse
- 1:16:15than both of us. Like, do you know what I mean?
- 1:16:17I do. I, I really love that warm, the
- 1:16:19cold cockles of my heart. But so the trial lasted over 4
- 1:16:24years, which is fucking crazy. Which is one of, uh,
- 1:16:28California's, uh, most expensive trials ever.
- 1:16:31Basically, Ramirez showed no remorse.
- 1:16:36The whole time he was laughing, he was smiling.
- 1:16:40He had drawn a fucking pentagram on his palm in court with just
- 1:16:44this, like edgy teenager fuck you, he'll say just, and he
- 1:16:50would frequently just yell out hail Satan.
- 1:16:52And then another one of his quotes would be big deal.
- 1:16:56Death always comes with the territory.
- 1:16:58I'll see you in Disneyland. Yeah, real edgy.
- 1:17:01Kill yourself. Like real, real, real edgy stuff
- 1:17:03like, but like at that stage it's easy.
- 1:17:05It's easy to act hard when like you know the the end was was
- 1:17:11already after getting you like. Exactly.
- 1:17:12But then again, it's so you hear him say that kind of shit and
- 1:17:15then the courtroom footage and like knowing that he obviously
- 1:17:19like he couldn't have been on any drugs because he was
- 1:17:20incarcerated. The eyes are still just.
- 1:17:23Yeah, yeah. And there's no remorse.
- 1:17:25And it's like you see certain people like, and this is I'm
- 1:17:29absolutely in in no way apologizing for a murder at any
- 1:17:34point. But if you see the likes of like
- 1:17:36Dahmer, even who fully admitted he had done wrong, wasn't trying
- 1:17:42to argue with anyone, tried to get the death penalty and they
- 1:17:46wouldn't give it to him. But you can tell that I get the
- 1:17:48heads down the whole time. He's just.
- 1:17:50Like Ramirez? No, I think Ramirez did ask for
- 1:17:53the death penalty. Like he also said to the cop,
- 1:17:56shoot me. Why didn't you shoot me?
- 1:17:58Why didn't you shoot me? I think that he kind of thought
- 1:18:01that things were going to end. He he, I think he thought he was
- 1:18:03going to Billy the Kid or like your Blazer glory, this kind of
- 1:18:06thing where. Oh, yeah.
- 1:18:08Like I thought he because again, it wasn't all that calculated,
- 1:18:12like we're saying, like it was kind of a little bit sloppy what
- 1:18:14he was doing. And I think he did think he was
- 1:18:17just doing what he could do while he could do it.
- 1:18:19And he didn't know he was going to get away with it for so long
- 1:18:22because he bumbled his way into kind of this, like the next
- 1:18:25murder into the next murder into the next murder.
- 1:18:27And I think he taught that he was going to be shot dead at
- 1:18:30some stage. So when he got to court, he was
- 1:18:33like, yeah, because he was like, fucking.
- 1:18:35I want the death penalty until he was kind of in prison.
- 1:18:39He did get the death penalty. He just.
- 1:18:41Did got the death penalty, but he also appealed it.
- 1:18:44Well, he got he got in and realized like, oh, when I'm in
- 1:18:46here, he kind of got the shits up on man and he was like, oh, I
- 1:18:49can appeal this that I can get life in prison instead.
- 1:18:51Like, well, he was 23 years on that role.
- 1:18:55Am I right about that? 23 Yep, 13 murders, 5 attempted
- 1:19:00murders, 11 sexual assaults, 14 burglaries, sentenced to death
- 1:19:03but never executed because obviously he he passed away.
- 1:19:06I was on death row and I just want to talk a little bit about
- 1:19:11his groupies. I was going to say, Hey, are you
- 1:19:13going to get into the marriage? Because that's that's the.
- 1:19:16Fucking, oh God, a lot of fucking groupies, which I don't
- 1:19:21understand, right? Like so OK, you know anything
- 1:19:24about me? I love missing teeth in the man,
- 1:19:29right? That's it's just a little little
- 1:19:32bit of a kink of mine. Just hockey players.
- 1:19:34They're usually missing a couple teeth.
- 1:19:36Hottest thing ever to me. Not from fucking poor hygiene or
- 1:19:41crack. Like this man's teeth were
- 1:19:45rotting in his head. They were still there, but they
- 1:19:47were rotting in his head, right? His eyes were black, he didn't
- 1:19:52wash himself. And it's just like, how can you
- 1:19:56find this man attractive? I can see your missing teeth.
- 1:19:59I can see. Them funny enough, there's
- 1:20:01there's no, there's no great story.
- 1:20:04That was a baby tooth that ended up getting pushed out by the
- 1:20:08never girl. It was in my head until I was
- 1:20:10like in my 30s. That one there is kind of a
- 1:20:13little bit more badass because I got kicked.
- 1:20:15It broke when I was wrestling and then it ended up starting to
- 1:20:18get sore. So I got a player and I pulled
- 1:20:20it out myself, but I exposed I exposed a nerve.
- 1:20:24So I was in pain for like 6 weeks until the nerve didn't,
- 1:20:28but that's kind of cool I didn't.
- 1:20:30Go to the dentist. Yeah, like, you know, fucking
- 1:20:34paying that can't to tell me that he's I need a root canal.
- 1:20:36When I could, I had a players in my fucking tool bag.
- 1:20:38I could just pull it out. I was fucking a hockey goalie
- 1:20:41for a while and he took a poke to the mouth and he lost like
- 1:20:47the front four of his team. And he had like, the, the clip,
- 1:20:52like the false teeth and stuff, whatever.
- 1:20:55And I used to be like, no, leave it out.
- 1:20:57Anyway, So, yeah, had groupies. Ramirez received love letters,
- 1:21:03fan mail and even married one of his biggest admirers, Doreen
- 1:21:08Leo, in 1996. She said he was kind and
- 1:21:12misunderstood. Bitch, fuck you.
- 1:21:14Where? Like what the fuck?
- 1:21:17Like that baffles me. So I don't know if you've heard
- 1:21:20of Star Manson. I I can assume who she marries.
- 1:21:26She is my idol, right? So basically she was romancing
- 1:21:31Charles. For romancing.
- 1:21:33A long, long time romancing him. She was like he got like
- 1:21:39conjugal visits and stuff with her and like just whatever.
- 1:21:42But every time she came to see him, she couldn't drive.
- 1:21:46So her brother would drive her. So her brother was always there,
- 1:21:49right? And he would like wait around
- 1:21:52outside whatever. They got married.
- 1:21:55He Charles started being like, okay, can you come and see me?
- 1:21:58Like maybe without your brother at some.
- 1:21:59Point I was never and. She was like, well, I don't.
- 1:22:01I would never drive my sister get the back bet offer by a
- 1:22:04fucking serial killer. Yeah.
- 1:22:06Prolific. Well, he didn't.
- 1:22:08He didn't kill. Anyone.
- 1:22:09Yeah, okay, yeah. Yeah.
- 1:22:11Sorry. Sorry Charles.
- 1:22:12So sorry I forgot that you only incited murder.
- 1:22:16RIP babes. But yeah, so like, he was like,
- 1:22:19oh, like, I really wish you'd come see me with your brother.
- 1:22:21She's like, well, I don't drive. And she got like really weird.
- 1:22:23Did the brother sit in the cook chair?
- 1:22:25I'll get to it. So she was just like, oh, like
- 1:22:29I, I don't drive like, I don't, you know, whatever.
- 1:22:32And he was just like, OK, yeah, that babe, that's fine.
- 1:22:34And then they were having like another visit.
- 1:22:38It wasn't a conjugal visit because I think a conjugal visit
- 1:22:40was only like everyone once every certain time.
- 1:22:43But they were sat there and across the table from Charles
- 1:22:48and he had like gotten whatever status.
- 1:22:51It was like he didn't have to be coughed when he was he there for
- 1:22:54so long and he was non violent and whatever.
- 1:22:57And she went to the bathroom and he caught her brother by the
- 1:23:02scruff of his neck. And he's like, tell me what the
- 1:23:05fuck is going on? Why are you always here?
- 1:23:07He was actually her boyfriend. And she and she married, Yeah,
- 1:23:13she married Manson so that when he died, the body got released
- 1:23:17to her and she could tour him around the world.
- 1:23:22I was like, girl, legend, queen, slave.
- 1:23:25That's clever. Boots.
- 1:23:26The house. Boots down that house.
- 1:23:30Her name was ** Manson. And I'm like legend and but he
- 1:23:34obviously was too fucking smart for it and divorced her before
- 1:23:37that could happen. So now I don't know who has his
- 1:23:39body but I wish it was *. I was like get your money girl.
- 1:23:43Like my my sexy crazy stripper wife.
- 1:23:48What? So.
- 1:23:50What would all you have to do in my life for someone to be like?
- 1:23:54I want to tour your body around. Kill a bunch of people.
- 1:23:59It's it, you can't be famous. You're going to have to be
- 1:24:01infamous at that stage. It's going to have to be like,
- 1:24:03you're going to have a notorious person for that kind of shit
- 1:24:06that happened. And that's the thing I think, I
- 1:24:08think both of us are too annoying to have a cult.
- 1:24:11So I don't think that we would get.
- 1:24:13That I told you I already had a cult.
- 1:24:15It was AB ball cult but still accounts.
- 1:24:17Oh yeah, you just, I mean I used to get people like being like,
- 1:24:19when are you going to start knowing fans?
- 1:24:21Where is your only fans? Give me your only fans.
- 1:24:23I will pay X amount of money for your only fans.
- 1:24:26I was like then when my nudes got leaked and they were like Oh
- 1:24:29my God. If she hadn't only fans I would
- 1:24:31give her so much money. I'm like, just give me the money
- 1:24:33anyway. You lose her.
- 1:24:35Actually you could probably still get people to give you
- 1:24:37money without slip in the nudes. Oh, I do.
- 1:24:39Oh what? Did you get allowed to spiff all
- 1:24:41over his face or he paid you to watch him spiffing on?
- 1:24:45Fuck. Yeah, you did discuss that one.
- 1:24:47I did. Oh, it must have been a deleted
- 1:24:50episode, but yeah, so I did a money.
- 1:24:53Was not the last episode. Was this?
- 1:24:55I don't know. I don't.
- 1:24:57Know which ones are deleted. If it wasn't if if this got
- 1:25:01deleted, then you're hearing the story for the second time, and I
- 1:25:03apologize, but I didn't. Oh, I.
- 1:25:05Forgot we haven't. We haven't even fucking gone
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- 1:25:33Thank you to. Very meta.
- 1:25:35The Bernstein Bears. But yeah, if you if you haven't
- 1:25:40heard this story, if it is the one that got deleted, I'm sorry
- 1:25:43for telling it again, but we just don't know where we are
- 1:25:45anymore. Next week we will start fresh.
- 1:25:47It's fine, don't worry. But I did a little money spell
- 1:25:51because I needed some fast cash, and it came in the form of a
- 1:25:56paying me 150 of the King's pounds to watch him fold himself
- 1:26:01up like a pretzel and cum in his own mouth, slash on his face so.
- 1:26:07That's £150 I ever spent. Dude like literally so I got my
- 1:26:11hair done today because of it. Can you see?
- 1:26:13It's like nice and curly but I so diagnosed with Ricky.
- 1:26:18We're back to Ricky. Yeah, we have to we.
- 1:26:21Grasped over that. I mean, like to be fair, we
- 1:26:22didn't really waffle that much at the start, which is what we.
- 1:26:26Usually do and that's. What it takes us like.
- 1:26:28Yeah, no, we're going. All right.
- 1:26:31Got right. Let's go back onto Ricky, then.
- 1:26:33Because it's because you made me feel really bad, because you're
- 1:26:36like, I'm an early riser and I'm like.
- 1:26:38I don't mind, it is what it is. I'm not quoting, I think you
- 1:26:43should leave right now so it's fine.
- 1:26:44So he was diagnosed with schizoid personality disorder,
- 1:26:49possible possible antisocial personality disorder, and a high
- 1:26:55likelihood of psychopathy mixed with delusions tied to his
- 1:26:59satanic obsessions. His major themes are power and
- 1:27:04control, sexual sadism, ritual behavior, but not methodical
- 1:27:09like Bundy. UMM Ramirez was basically chaos
- 1:27:14Incarnate. Like we had said earlier, there
- 1:27:17was no method, there was nothing.
- 1:27:19That's all of my notes, so if you have anything.
- 1:27:22No, like you've not. Your notes are spot on.
- 1:27:24Like I like, I like the way we do things because like your
- 1:27:26notes kind of trigger stuff with me and I'm like, Oh yeah, this
- 1:27:29reminds me of this kind of stuff.
- 1:27:31So I think we. I think I do.
- 1:27:33I do the spine and I think you do a good job of like branching
- 1:27:37off. On that, yeah, yeah, I like that
- 1:27:39kind of I like this I yeah, I think we found our groove.
- 1:27:45We found a couple of episodes, but they're lost as well.
- 1:27:48No, but we. Oh, guys, like, no, to be fair,
- 1:27:51right? I am kind of glad that Achmed
- 1:27:55Maloney's episode. Oh.
- 1:27:57Yeah, that's a whole thing we can get back.
- 1:28:00If anyone wants to know the story of Achmed, that'll
- 1:28:03probably go on a Patreon at some.
- 1:28:07Stage Achmed Maloney, The Ballad of Achmed Maloney and we will do
- 1:28:12a Patreon episode for you if you want to.
- 1:28:14I'll set that up. Actually I'm drunk right now so
- 1:28:16I will set. That up No one's paying for this
- 1:28:18and no one, no one is listening to this for free.
- 1:28:22A pound a month and you get a picture of my tits and a weird
- 1:28:29conversation. OK.
- 1:28:31There we go. I'll.
- 1:28:33Send you a picture of my tits as well.
- 1:28:35They're massive and. If you send $0.50 you get one
- 1:28:38tits and and a story so but not the good one, you get the bad
- 1:28:49tits. To put a pain in Ricky here, I
- 1:28:52suppose. And this, this whole kind of
- 1:28:55figuring out like all his kind of, uh, his psychopathy and like
- 1:29:00the way he, like his, his brain, his silly, his silly, stupid
- 1:29:04brain that made him do all these kind of things.
- 1:29:06Do you reckon that it was just innately in him to be evil?
- 1:29:11Or do you think that like the kind of again, it's it's been a
- 1:29:15while since we talked about the start, but these this kind of
- 1:29:18tumbling of events, these people that he met, these fucking brain
- 1:29:21injuries, this toxic womb of his mother.
- 1:29:23Like does this kind, does this stuff all kind of lean into it?
- 1:29:26Or do you think like he was just born with evil in him and this
- 1:29:31kind of stuff was drawn towards? Him I think you have to be born
- 1:29:35in into that kind of like, I mean when you see people like so
- 1:29:41say like Bundy and stuff like that, who always had like a
- 1:29:44fascination with like taxidermy and things in our nation, just
- 1:29:47like the inside of how things work.
- 1:29:49All those people go on to be like surgeons and you know what
- 1:29:52I mean? Things like.
- 1:29:53That I never thought about that. I always I always just pictured
- 1:29:56people just becoming serial killers.
- 1:29:57But like the surgeon thing kind of makes a lot of.
- 1:29:59Sense yeah, so like I, umm, I had a good friend before he was
- 1:30:02like one of the only guys that got like 600 and leave insert
- 1:30:05kind of thing and he went on to become a surgeon.
- 1:30:07He went to AS at the Trinity Royal College Surgeon.
- 1:30:10The only Yeah, the Royal College.
- 1:30:12Surgeon College. Yeah, there's something colleges
- 1:30:15of surgeons. I went to a went to the 21st
- 1:30:17there before they have a building.
- 1:30:20Oh yeah, yeah, they have a building where they like do as
- 1:30:23their fanciest I ever was. And one of my friends was going
- 1:30:27out with a very rich girl. The Trinity ball.
- 1:30:30It was in the same building that they do, I think, the Trinity
- 1:30:33Ball. So it's like the Royal College
- 1:30:35of Surgeons, something like that.
- 1:30:36Yeah. Well, very fancy dinner.
- 1:30:38And then there was like after the fancy dinner, it was just
- 1:30:42like any other 21st. But all the people in there were
- 1:30:44very rich, but like the wrestler that was going out with this
- 1:30:47rich girl, his his friends were like me, bunch of guys from
- 1:30:51Finglas, like fucking the like the roughest lads that shouldn't
- 1:30:55have been there. Yeah, it was an experience to be
- 1:30:57in there. But yeah, I don't know why I
- 1:30:59went on this. Tangent it is.
- 1:31:00It is meant. But yeah, your friend ended up
- 1:31:03being a surgeon. Yeah, and it's and so like it's,
- 1:31:05it's a thing. So he was always like a weird
- 1:31:09guy, but not like a red flaggy guy at all.
- 1:31:13Like he wasn't a fucking murderer or whatever.
- 1:31:17And it's like, if you see, So I went to an exhibition.
- 1:31:21I think it's still pouring around the world, the Bodies
- 1:31:23exhibition. If you've heard of it or a bunch
- 1:31:25of Chinese lads not at this, sign their bodies to this
- 1:31:28fucking. Yeah, like they're Chinese
- 1:31:31prisoners essentially is what it was.
- 1:31:33And but like the whole cover was, oh, they sold their body to
- 1:31:36Earth. Yeah, that was in the
- 1:31:38ambassador, wasn't. It.
- 1:31:40Yeah, I saw it in New York, but it tours all the way around the
- 1:31:44place. And yeah.
- 1:31:46Yeah. Yeah, and it's things like, see,
- 1:31:49like, so they'll do like, obviously a bunch of fucking
- 1:31:52things, but there's one exhibit and it's like just the veins.
- 1:31:57Of a. Human body and it's perfectly
- 1:32:00preserved. It's just like stuff like this.
- 1:32:02And I do find that so interesting and like, it's
- 1:32:06mental. And I remember, like, talking to
- 1:32:07my friend, not going to name them.
- 1:32:09We'll say like Gary is his name or whatever.
- 1:32:12I mean, how can he, like, do it? Like, is it not terrifying?
- 1:32:15Like, do you think like, you can kill someone?
- 1:32:17And he was like, well, no, he was like, you just kind of look
- 1:32:19at it like you're a mechanic. I was going to say, like you'd
- 1:32:21be looking at it like an engine like that, yeah.
- 1:32:25Yeah. And he was like, the machine is
- 1:32:27like, you know, she's not working for whatever reason.
- 1:32:30So we have to go in and do this and this.
- 1:32:31And he's like, it's no different.
- 1:32:33And he's like, you just have to learn to not like put your
- 1:32:36feelings about it. And I remember like, so I only
- 1:32:39had two operations in my life. The first one was like tonsils,
- 1:32:42which doesn't count. And then I had like my
- 1:32:43gallbladder, which was keyhole surgery, very simple.
- 1:32:46But I remember going down and I was, I was being wheeled down to
- 1:32:50get like anesthesia and stuff. And there was just a guy just
- 1:32:53throwing a tennis ball against the wall just over and over
- 1:32:57again. And I was like, and I said to
- 1:33:00him and he's like, yeah, you warm up your hands.
- 1:33:02Your hands have to keep going like, you know, like things like
- 1:33:04that. And he say it's no difference
- 1:33:06from like when someone's doing sports and they're like warming
- 1:33:09up and they're doing stretching and things like that.
- 1:33:11And I was just like, but it's just you can have like a morbid
- 1:33:15fascination with like blood and guts and not go down that route.
- 1:33:21You, I think you have to just have it in you to want to
- 1:33:25inflict the pain to see those. Things it's like I, I never
- 1:33:30became a gynecologist. I just became a sex pest, even
- 1:33:33though that's what, that's what I was obsessed with.
- 1:33:36Like, oh. Dude, vaginas scare me anyway.
- 1:33:40Like I don't like. Vaginas.
- 1:33:42I always scare me. You're wrong.
- 1:33:43I'm they're fantastic. I I love it.
- 1:33:48It's not that I love a new one. I love, I love figuring out the
- 1:33:51the one, though, you know what I mean?
- 1:33:53It's it's like, it's not that I want to, I want to find many of
- 1:33:56them, but you know when like it's I described this to some
- 1:34:00people there a while back. There was a vagina that I came
- 1:34:05in contact with a little while ago and it was attached to a
- 1:34:10lovely woman. But you know, like you get the
- 1:34:13new vagina and it's like, oh fuck, like I'm used to
- 1:34:15PlayStation. This is fucking Xbox.
- 1:34:17What are all the buttons doing? But there was.
- 1:34:20It's like getting like a new pair of shoes and the backs of
- 1:34:22them always hit off the stairs when you're walking down.
- 1:34:27I don't get that metaphor. My metaphor is that I know what
- 1:34:31all the buttons do with me. So like so this particular
- 1:34:37vagina attached to this very lovely lady was just like
- 1:34:42picking up a PlayStation one joypad and I knew every I knew
- 1:34:46what the buttons did. I could get or I could get
- 1:34:49spiral into that cave. I could just fucking.
- 1:34:51I could, you know what I mean? I knew.
- 1:34:53I knew what was double. Catch that beat like and that's
- 1:34:57the orgasm and you're like, right you?
- 1:35:01I knew which button was dribble and which one was shoot.
- 1:35:04I knew. I knew them all.
- 1:35:05You know, I knew and it was it's just perfect.
- 1:35:10So like, you know, like when you get when you get a new vagina
- 1:35:14and it's got a new configuration and you have to kind of figure
- 1:35:17it out and it's. Configurate.
- 1:35:19So it's, you know, you have to, but that's that's that's the
- 1:35:22beauty of the vagina nanny. There's like there's no one
- 1:35:26that's like, look, I'm not going to tell you is that you just
- 1:35:30have an easy job, but like a fucking no matter what size it
- 1:35:34is, right? You know you give a few.
- 1:35:36Oh yeah, no, I agree with. The shotgun Yeah, give a few
- 1:35:39pumps and close your eyes and hope for the.
- 1:35:40Best and like, I think cut or uncut, it's all the same.
- 1:35:45And I went through like a weird thing.
- 1:35:46So I lost my virginity to a guy who was cut.
- 1:35:49So when I first saw my like when I saw my first uncut one, I was
- 1:35:53like, what's wrong with you? I was like, why does it have a
- 1:35:56fucking hoodie? I was like, genuinely, yeah.
- 1:35:59So I was a bit of a prude until I turned like 17 and first time
- 1:36:03I did anything like Dick stuff was with the guy I lost my
- 1:36:05virginity to. I was a bit of a prude until I
- 1:36:08was almost an adult. OK, Danny.
- 1:36:12I know like what you mean I'm not, but I was just with him for
- 1:36:16like 2 years right. So I was 19 before like I saw
- 1:36:21like I guess my my next one also Kush.
- 1:36:25So for me seeing an uncut guy was like what the fuck is wrong
- 1:36:29with it? Why is it doing that?
- 1:36:31Why is it like is it OK? Is it mad at me?
- 1:36:34Like that was that was my whole thing.
- 1:36:36I mean, like I've gone down a few girls, but I've never seen
- 1:36:39any ones that I've been like, what is wrong with you?
- 1:36:42Should I take you to the hospital like?
- 1:36:45I don't, I don't right, I'm gonna I'm gonna just say here
- 1:36:48I've seen a lot more vaginas than people would imagine by the
- 1:36:51look of me. So I rogue, I fucking.
- 1:36:56Shut up, you're very hand. Thanks very much.
- 1:36:59You're seeing me from the neck up and I have.
- 1:37:02I've literally seen you half naked wrestling.
- 1:37:05Yeah, that's true as well. So then you know the problem I
- 1:37:07have and but I I have talked a lot of knickers down.
- 1:37:12So I've seen, I've seen a few I've I've probably felt more
- 1:37:14than this. Is no longer a true crime
- 1:37:17podcast, by the way. Just a.
- 1:37:19Little talk. P and VG.
- 1:37:22General genitals, yeah, but like.
- 1:37:25For the most part, most most vaginas are nice, neat little
- 1:37:29things like it's it's great. Most of the ones I've been
- 1:37:32anywhere near anyways. And if you're listening to this
- 1:37:34and you've been affected by Ducky's penis at any stage,
- 1:37:37contacts. I have to say I'm like the
- 1:37:40furthest the furthest person to body shame.
- 1:37:43But have you seen Bonnie Blues Vagina?
- 1:37:45No, I can imagine it. Fucking.
- 1:37:48Google it right now. I'm probably not going to.
- 1:37:51I'm probably not going. To do no, I need to get your
- 1:37:53reaction on on this. Google it right now.
- 1:37:55Yeah, and I need you to the. Worst thing at Google today, I
- 1:37:58suppose. Just fill this time with a
- 1:38:00little bit of something there. Any.
- 1:38:09I got sort of attractive. I played Google into Google.
- 1:38:13A hand came out and slapped me in the face.
- 1:38:15What am I doing, Bonnie? Bonnie Blue's pussy.
- 1:38:22I'm probably not going to say. It's actually scary.
- 1:38:24Vagina just because I don't want Google to and I'm going to hit.
- 1:38:27I'm respectful to even if they are Bonnie blue.
- 1:38:33Like Google's not giving me. You actually might have to.
- 1:38:36Her images. Yeah, you might have to just go
- 1:38:38on to Pornhub and then put her name.
- 1:38:40In I don't want to go on to Pornhub to do it.
- 1:38:43Do it. Do it.
- 1:38:45You need to know. The world needs to know.
- 1:38:48And it adds to the fact that people think she used to be a
- 1:38:50man because it just looks like it's.
- 1:38:54Yes, I am older than you, and yes, I do like cookies and oh
- 1:38:58mother of God, that's a that's graphic.
- 1:39:03Sure, first thing is like stepmom.
- 1:39:06Again, not the most graphic thing I've seen, but Bonnie
- 1:39:08Blue, I can't believe you're making me do this.
- 1:39:10Just put in Bonnie blue. And related to me and you're
- 1:39:13listening to this right now. I'm sorry.
- 1:39:18I'm the she devil. Oh yeah, OK, that's that's why
- 1:39:23it's set. It's not even, it's just.
- 1:39:25I don't understand. I can skip this ad in three
- 1:39:28seconds. Skip it hot milfs near you now
- 1:39:34it. Was a poker ass.
- 1:39:36I don't care. I know you hate her.
- 1:39:37You're not a good looking woman. No she's gorgeous like that's
- 1:39:40not that's not my thing. I just I hate her because she
- 1:39:45just is literally setting like and again I have no issue with
- 1:39:48people doing porn more power to you whatever.
- 1:39:51But it's the fact that she's a predator and she prefers girl
- 1:39:54like guys and girls that are barely 18.
- 1:39:59Your face just says. No, it's I'm not like again, I
- 1:40:02don't mind. I like it.
- 1:40:03She's got a, she's got a big clip, but I like a big clip.
- 1:40:06She's got a whole fucking bulge. She's look like a mini a mini
- 1:40:11peens, but the answer jet I was I was into China, so.
- 1:40:17I was literally going to say I was like, well, we all love
- 1:40:20China, so yeah, I get it. Yeah, Sunny is.
- 1:40:22We never got back to like a. Got way off shopping.
- 1:40:25We never hooded our own hooded. Is that what's what's the what's
- 1:40:28what's your favorite? Most girls would say own own
- 1:40:34boy. It doesn't.
- 1:40:35I've been a sly trap. Yeah, I've, I'm, I'm
- 1:40:41uncircumcised, ladies, just so you know, just so you know what
- 1:40:44you're getting yourself into and what.
- 1:40:46Little turtleneck. Actually no, But what was again
- 1:40:49once once erect? Little Matthew McConaughey in
- 1:40:52the holiday. Very good, but my I've been
- 1:40:56working on a circumcision over years due to erosion because I
- 1:41:00can't leave it alone. But what has happened that way
- 1:41:04used to look like a wet sock. You know, like that it would be
- 1:41:06killed me. But now it looks like a now it
- 1:41:11kind of looks like a dormant volcano.
- 1:41:14And actually it kind of looks like it's in the raft.
- 1:41:16It it looks my cock looks like it has a ski mask on.
- 1:41:20It looks like it's telling you to put the money in the in the
- 1:41:22register, which is weird. It's not the kind of vibe you
- 1:41:26want a penis to be given off. Like you don't want it to look
- 1:41:30like it's about to it's about to perform a violent crime.
- 1:41:32It's Yeah. But again, so I will, I will
- 1:41:37tell you ladies, it is a very in effect.
- 1:41:41It's not, it's not a harmful penis.
- 1:41:43It only means well. So if if there's anyone out
- 1:41:46there. This is now a dating story.
- 1:41:55Me and my penis. Well, I have to.
- 1:41:57Tell you this story. The guy I lost my virginity to
- 1:42:00how he ended up having to get circumstanced.
- 1:42:05So basically he was like 9 years old or something and he was like
- 1:42:13at some family thing and I know this it just sounds like
- 1:42:18automatically bad but his uncle was chasing.
- 1:42:21Well, yeah. It's like he was just like
- 1:42:27acting, acting the black guy with his uncle basically.
- 1:42:29And he was like chasing him and then he was running away and
- 1:42:32then his granddad like put his foot out and then tripped him.
- 1:42:36But he fell. I don't know what way he fell,
- 1:42:39but he tore the head of his cock and had to go to hospital.
- 1:42:43Snagged this, snagged his foreskin on the corner of the
- 1:42:45table. I don't know what the fuck
- 1:42:46happened. And then he like had to go to
- 1:42:48hospital and then apparently he was like screaming in his sleep
- 1:42:52and stuff because they had to just just just snip it off and
- 1:42:57and let it heal. And he had like a big Harry
- 1:42:59Potter scar down his face. Nice, yeah.
- 1:43:03Yeah. Cock that lived.
- 1:43:06Yeah, and then the guy that like the next guy that I got with and
- 1:43:10I'm like, I'm going to shit all over this dude because fuck this
- 1:43:12dude it's fine. So this is like my first ever
- 1:43:14like long term boyfriend was like 4 years and he had to get
- 1:43:21circumcised just because he didn't wash.
- 1:43:24Right. Yeah.
- 1:43:25And the the the cheese was cheesing, the build up was
- 1:43:31building up. Yeah.
- 1:43:33And they had to like he had to go and get it like snipped.
- 1:43:36Still had 10 terrible hygiene when I was.
- 1:43:39I just remember you. I'm not sure if this is a is the
- 1:43:43same guy, but I just I do remember you not.
- 1:43:45The same guy? No, no, he was actually very.
- 1:43:48He was just a fucking idiot. He was actually very clean.
- 1:43:51He wasn't. Well, he looked like a rat face.
- 1:43:53Little fucking. Oh, he did.
- 1:43:55Jesus Christ. And the amount of people who
- 1:43:57would say that to me and I'm like, yeah, well, I love him.
- 1:44:01But yeah, no, he was like a fucking like overly hygienic,
- 1:44:04which you fine, like just cared so much about his looks.
- 1:44:07For someone so ugly to care so much about their looks.
- 1:44:10Fine, OK. But yeah, he was like, I love
- 1:44:15that you call him a rough. He didn't outwardly present us
- 1:44:18as someone who who cared about their looks.
- 1:44:21Nobody told me that everybody hated him until we were.
- 1:44:26I didn't know him, I just knew the head of him.
- 1:44:29I just remember thinking like really I.
- 1:44:32Remember my friend saying to me before and he was, she was just
- 1:44:34like after I was after he broke up and everything.
- 1:44:37And she was just like, it's just so funny to me that like he'd go
- 1:44:40up and get pictures with these wrestlers, then you'd go back to
- 1:44:44those wrestlers hotel like, well, let's set it out.
- 1:44:50That the better. Actually, no.
- 1:44:56I'll tell you this next story off off camera because it's
- 1:44:59it's, yeah. We've hit two hours.
- 1:45:03We may do where we can go now. That was, that was.
- 1:45:07Take this in a patriot. An hour and a half of a murder,
- 1:45:10death, kill with Ricky Ramirez and then 30 minutes of us
- 1:45:14talking about our genitalia, which is.
- 1:45:19You're welcome. You're welcome, Dublin.
- 1:45:24Actually, mostly America. I don't know if I shared the
- 1:45:26stats with you. We have a lot of North
- 1:45:28Americans. Oh, it's Americans and
- 1:45:31Canadians. Because hockey.
- 1:45:33Oh, OK. Looks like most of my my
- 1:45:35demographic. A bunch of hosers, eh?
- 1:45:39But yeah. So this is episode 2.
- 1:45:43Maybe fucking six. We don't know.
- 1:45:46Yeah, we don't. Know we don't know anymore
- 1:45:49We'll, we'll start right. But at least on this one, we
- 1:45:51didn't have to cut it and flip it into two parts.
- 1:45:55How do we know I? Alex is going to call half of
- 1:45:59this so. So that was an episode about the
- 1:46:07Night Stalker, eh? Ricardo Ramirez, and I hope you
- 1:46:12write this there. Is literally going to say
- 1:46:14Ricardo Ramirez. You just got like that's.
- 1:46:16We're so In Sync. We got it.
- 1:46:20But yeah, that was that was it. Yeah.
- 1:46:22We hope you enjoyed listening to this.
- 1:46:24And it started off with some hocus pocus and it really
- 1:46:28finished off with a lack of focus, which.
- 1:46:31Lack of focus is. Exactly how this is probably
- 1:46:34going to go forever and ever and ever.
- 1:46:36Amen. Thank you.
- 1:46:38We're. Going to be like Golden Girls.
- 1:46:41That's like glitchy. It's going to be sassy.
- 1:46:43Quips and talks about being slut.
- 1:46:46That's what it's. Going to be I'm not I'm not a
- 1:46:48slower just so everybody know it.
- 1:46:50You're a whore. You're a whore, Peter.
- 1:46:53A She was a whore. No.
- 1:47:01Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for listening for so long.
- 1:47:05If you're still here. I've been Justine.
- 1:47:09She's been Danny. You've been lovely.
- 1:47:12This has been hocus Pocus. Lack of focus.
- 1:47:16Goodbye. Lock your fucking doors.
- 1:47:19Lock your doors in your windows and close your skylight.
- 1:47:22Hide your wife. Hide between.
- 1:47:23Your cars hide, your wives hide your kids, Ramirez.