Latest / Martyr's Row / Ep. 43 - Does Xmas Remove Christ From Christmas?
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- 0:00This week on Martyrs Row. Did the office resurrect
- 0:03Krampus? Did Chris Kringle punch a guy at the
- 0:05Council of Nicaea? Did Constantine send Santa
- 0:08to prison? Was the Home Alone script written
- 0:11by devout Catholics? Is Twitter the new Christ?
- 0:14Has Elon Musk taken Christ out of Xmas? Why does
- 0:17Elon love the letter X so much? I don't know,
- 0:20but we're gonna find out! This week on Martyrs
- 0:23Row! Three, two, one! Saint Ignatius, called
- 0:42Theophorus, bishop of Antioch and disciple of
- 0:45the apostles, was in the reign of Trajan, accused
- 0:49for confessing the name of Christ. Being brought
- 0:52before the emperor, he freely declared that the
- 0:55living God dwelt in him. Whereat, Trajan condemned
- 0:59him to be carried in chains to Rome, there to
- 1:02be cast to the beasts. Along the way, He strengthened
- 1:06the churches by his letters, desiring not deliverance,
- 1:10but that he might imitate the passion of his
- 1:12Lord. Let me be ground as wheat, he wrote, that
- 1:17I may be found the pure bread of Christ. At Rome,
- 1:21he was thrown to the lions, who swiftly consumed
- 1:24him, leaving only a few of his bones. Thus, this
- 1:29aged bishop, steadfast from Syria to the amphitheater
- 1:33testified that love is stronger than death, and
- 1:37counted no glory save to be united with his Savior.
- 1:41Anno Domini, 107. the Thanksgiving baguette.
- 2:03Yes. As many people join in as possible. It's
- 2:06awesome. Yeah. You know what's funny? I actually
- 2:09didn't know until recently that that was from
- 2:11a commercial. The WhatsApp thing. Yeah. I just
- 2:15always did it when I was younger. OK. It was
- 2:17just always a thing. That makes sense. Yeah.
- 2:20I mean, my my kids are like not really old enough
- 2:23to know references, but because they're in a
- 2:25school where they're like in like preschool and
- 2:30first grade. but there's 12th graders also in
- 2:33the same school. It's like all the lingo of high
- 2:36school trickles down all the way down into preschool.
- 2:40So my kids will say stuff that I'm like, this
- 2:42is like a popular like middle school, high school
- 2:46thing that I'm like hearing about and then they
- 2:50know it. This is really weird. That's kind of
- 2:53bizarre. It is weird. I don't remember why I
- 2:56said that. Oh, that's interesting. I didn't know
- 2:58the reference. The what's up. Oh, I was going
- 3:00to say, sorry. I was going to say, so like my
- 3:04oldest kind of gets it a little bit, some of
- 3:08it. But my youngest doesn't understand what he's
- 3:10doing at all. He's just repeating it. He's just
- 3:12repeating it. It's like one of those things where
- 3:14it's like that's you just kind of learn the rhythm
- 3:17of culture. Yeah. And you don't really know the
- 3:19origins of anything. Yeah. Yeah, it's true. Which
- 3:22is interesting and you know it kind of cuz that
- 3:25was what that commercial was in the 90s, wasn't
- 3:27it? For sure. Yeah. Yeah, definitely And so or
- 3:35everything that was way too long and very weird.
- 3:37Oh, that's very yeah, that's true. Yeah Yeah,
- 3:41like that commercial the original one is very
- 3:43long really Yeah, it's a little bit like, are
- 3:45they still doing this? This is still a commercial.
- 3:49Yeah. Yeah, it's like they extend it long enough
- 3:53so that the payoff really hits. Oh, that makes
- 3:56sense. So it's like a little bit too long so
- 3:57that the payoff punches harder, which is like
- 4:00you can't do that anymore because it wouldn't
- 4:03fit on - I'm not sticking around more than five
- 4:04seconds. Yeah. Then I get to skip it. It wouldn't
- 4:06fit on TikTok. Yeah. Yeah, you know what? That's
- 4:10interesting because that's back in the - You
- 4:12know the 90s and even think about like early
- 4:142000s If I when I say this word, what do you
- 4:19think of if I say the word nostalgia nostalgia?
- 4:22Yeah death cab Yeah Yeah, I mean I think I immediately
- 4:30envision like old cars I've had mm -hmm and like
- 4:35times driving nowhere, yeah, and just like listening
- 4:41to bands like Death Gap. Yeah it's just like
- 4:44kind of like nice memories and yeah like I remember
- 4:47the good parts yeah nostalgia is the good parts
- 4:50yeah it's the parts with the sepia filter that's
- 4:55a good way to put that actually you know so I
- 4:59don't know if you know this I just learned this
- 5:02recently okay so nostalgia okay was originally
- 5:06I guess invented or like coined. Yeah. Back in
- 5:10the late 1600s. OK, that's pretty late. Yeah.
- 5:16And it was by a Swiss guy. Give it up for the
- 5:21Swiss guys. Who was studying soldiers at the
- 5:23time. Are you a Swiss guy? Are you some kind
- 5:24of Swiss guy? Like some Swiss army guy? Well,
- 5:29he developed it for soldiers. For soldiers. Yeah.
- 5:31So he was studying them, and he found that, oh,
- 5:33they had this deep longing, like homesickness.
- 5:36OK. And he deemed it a mental illness. Oh, whoa.
- 5:42Yeah. Because it was detrimental to their ability
- 5:45to perform in war. Yeah, that makes sense. It
- 5:48was prohibiting them from doing what they needed
- 5:50to do. Yeah, so for a long time, I think up until
- 5:52the 19th century, it was considered a mental
- 5:55illness. Nostalgia? Yeah. But that's how he labeled
- 6:00it? Yeah. Okay, so longing for home. So can you
- 6:04imagine being diagnosed with nostalgia? Well,
- 6:08it does sound like a clinical issue. Now that
- 6:12you say that. You're like, hold on. I'm actually
- 6:16getting checked out. It's not really good for
- 6:18you. If you're an extremely nostalgic person,
- 6:20you're kind of stuck in the past. You're always
- 6:22thinking about something else. If you use the
- 6:28word nostalgia on a regular basis, you probably
- 6:31have a room full of things from the 80s. Yeah.
- 6:34And that's... Probably not the healthiest thing.
- 6:39Maybe some things, right? It depends on what
- 6:43they are. That is interesting, though. So he
- 6:47coined the concept of homesickness as nostalgia.
- 6:53So longing for home or longing for, I guess,
- 6:57just not being at war. Correct me, because I
- 6:59think you know this. Because even the word breaks
- 7:02down to home pain. I don't know this. Okay. As
- 7:09soon as you said the word breaks down, I immediately
- 7:11thought Nosferatu. I don't know why. Free association.
- 7:18You can do whatever you like. Because NOS. I
- 7:21was just like, I don't know. Yeah. What even
- 7:24is Nosferatu? Maybe it's homecoming, but it's
- 7:26like, this like, I have no clue. Just know the
- 7:30word. Yeah, it's free association. It makes me
- 7:33think of what's that? Will Ferrell movie with
- 7:35Ben Stiller where they're like models. Oh Owen
- 7:40Wilson You think it was you lander? Yes. Yeah,
- 7:43that's Owen Wilson that will fair. No it will
- 7:45ferrells in that. Oh, yeah, he is Will Ferrell
- 7:52and then Ben Stiller the movie and you're like,
- 7:55oh, are you talking about Owen Wilson? No a movie
- 7:59a movie title not a person's name Cuz I was like,
- 8:03I think it's Zoolander but that's a different
- 8:05guy Free association. Yeah, I don't know but
- 8:12it's like this Nostalgia, if I remember this
- 8:15right, it's basically like this pain of longing
- 8:19to go home, or pain of longing for something
- 8:21that was home. Okay, that makes sense. So it's
- 8:23like the past, someone feels at home there, it
- 8:25feels safe. And they feel a pain of like, I wanna
- 8:28go back there. And this guy's like, yeah, that's
- 8:31a mental illness. Here's some cocaine, I don't
- 8:34know. Probably. Some Swiss chocolate and a little
- 8:39bit of cocaine. Here's a Toblerone. Going on
- 8:43a flight somewhere. And a Swiss army knife. Got
- 8:48everything you need. Honestly. When's the last
- 8:51time you've been skiing? Here you go. Just pushes
- 8:56it out of the airplane. I want to go home. Well,
- 9:01it is kind of funny because there are certain
- 9:03times of the year where it feels like there's
- 9:06almost a cultural nostalgia. It's like, all of
- 9:10a sudden, the whole, like, everybody locks into
- 9:13being childlike or... Yeah. You know what I mean?
- 9:17Well, I feel like Christmas kind of brings that
- 9:18out of people. It's like that Christmas magic
- 9:20that people talk about. It's like we think of
- 9:23the times when we were kids and it was, like,
- 9:25mysterious and exciting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because
- 9:27I often say this. We're all just trying to be
- 9:30kids again. Yeah. And if you know anybody who's
- 9:32not trying to be a kid again, don't hang out
- 9:35with them anymore. But Christmas is that time.
- 9:40They'll sell your kidney on the black market.
- 9:42That's like the Santa Claus, the Tim Allen Santa
- 9:45Claus. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the whole
- 9:46thing about the parents, like his ex -wife and
- 9:50then, oh, what's the guy's name? Isn't it? It's
- 9:55like Ron or something. I think it's Todd, isn't
- 9:58it? No, it's not Todd. It's not? No. Because
- 10:00I thought I remember him joking when he was like,
- 10:01Todd. No, it's like, it is something like that.
- 10:08Honestly, his sweaters were awesome though. His
- 10:10sweaters were fantastic. I was so jealous of
- 10:12his sweaters. That's gonna really bother me.
- 10:15Anyways, the whole thing was like a weenie whistle
- 10:19Like at the end. Oh, that's right. That was the
- 10:22one thing he wanted. Yeah, and he didn't get
- 10:24it and that Christmas he stopped believing in
- 10:26Santa. And it's like, oh, a weenie whistle. What
- 10:31is that guy's name? Isn't that the worst? I'm
- 10:36not going to look it up. Eventually I'll remember.
- 10:39I'm trying to think of Tim Allen's name in the
- 10:42movie. Santa Claus. No, no, no. His government
- 10:46name. Oh, man. Now I'm going to... I can't think
- 10:48of anyone's name. The one line that always just
- 10:52makes me just pause the movie, die laughing,
- 10:54is when the elf gives his son the snow globe.
- 10:57He's like, wow, thanks! And he's like, alright
- 11:03kid. Oh, he actually says that, doesn't he? Alright
- 11:09kid. That's like the head of the elves. He's
- 11:17kind of a jerk. He kind of is. But like endearing
- 11:20in a certain way. But in a good way. Man, what
- 11:24is that guy's name? And then Tim out, like they
- 11:27say his name over and over again. Yeah, I'm pretty
- 11:29sure it's like alliteration, isn't it? Yeah.
- 11:32Yeah. But oh well, if you think of it, tell us.
- 11:36Write it in the comments. Yeah, I'll figure it
- 11:38out right after this. Because I won't look this
- 11:39up. I want to just like sit here until I remember.
- 11:44But it'll be the next hour. We're not going to
- 11:46do that. Hold on. Hold on. Yeah. So to all those
- 11:49trying to be kids. You know be okay with cultural
- 11:55nostalgia. Yeah, and maybe the same time don't
- 11:58sit there too long Yeah, enjoy the moment. You're
- 12:01in yeah I think nostalgia is good as like it's
- 12:05a time like you're sitting down with a nice cup
- 12:06of tea and you're like That was a good time.
- 12:09Anyway, what am I doing right now? Yeah, so if
- 12:14you're nostalgic for this podcast keep listening
- 12:16yeah, there's more three two one Neil three two
- 12:21one Snow drifts down on the Alpine Ridge Lanterns
- 12:37flicker by the old stone bridge Shadows stretch
- 12:41where the cold winds roll Mercy walks with a
- 12:46monster in the snow Saint Nicholas with his staff
- 12:58of gold Grandpa's dragging chains through the
- 13:01biting cold. Gray Santa morning in the Saint
- 13:06parade. Light and shadow in the songs we've made.
- 13:12Oh, holy night. Oh, fear and cheer. Heaven is
- 13:21nearer than it might appear. Star kings sway
- 13:36in a tripling house Hopes as quiet as a midnight
- 13:41mouse Say tomorrow with a knowing grin And the
- 13:46winter bees that trails behind him Oh, oh, oh,
- 13:54oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
- 13:58Say Nicholas with a star Pimp a strike and chase
- 14:03through the biting holes. Grace and warning in
- 14:08the same parade. Light and shadow in the songs
- 14:12we've made. The sharpened grace in the world
- 14:48we draw So keep your lanterns burning bright
- 14:57The saints and beasts, they roam tonight They
- 15:04roam tonight Saint Nicholas may stop I can chase
- 15:14through the biting cold, facing... Hey, Stephen.
- 16:05We're eternally laughing on this show. I can't
- 16:07help myself sometimes. And the funny thing is
- 16:10everything. Yeah. And also, I think, you know,
- 16:14most of it. Right. And most of it is not funny
- 16:17to anyone else? No, no. But you kind of find
- 16:20laughter in the small things. It's just part
- 16:21of doing something with someone else. It's fun.
- 16:24Doing things together. And you know, I get excited
- 16:26for these main segments. We're happy together.
- 16:33That's a good song. That is a great song. I do,
- 16:35too. Yeah. It's the bulk of the podcast. It is,
- 16:38so it better be good. Well. Or exciting for us.
- 16:41This is where everyone falls asleep. Sorry, guys.
- 16:44So, yeah. You know, Steven, I've been thinking.
- 16:47OK. Which is a dangerous place for me to be.
- 16:49But that's why we have a podcast. It's true.
- 16:52And you think with your mouth. Yeah. There are
- 16:56no thoughts of here. As per the last episode.
- 17:00Everything thinks here. Yeah. Again, why we have
- 17:03a podcast. Yeah, that's true. If for no other
- 17:06purpose. So I can think. Yes. Welcome to the
- 17:10think tank for Paul's brain. I need a microphone
- 17:15just so I can get some thoughts through. Paul's
- 17:17brain. That should be a segment. Paul's brain.
- 17:20Just some time to think. They'll be like, what
- 17:24the? There's a lot of pod, like, podcasters that
- 17:27do that. Oh, yeah. Like. Bill Burr's Monday morning
- 17:30thing. Dude, he's like a stream of consciousness.
- 17:32Yeah, it's great. Yeah, or he's just clinically
- 17:37insane. I feel like you have to be a little insane
- 17:40to just talk to yourself for like an hour and
- 17:42a half. Yeah, or like stand up on stage in front
- 17:45of people. You have to be a little insane. That's
- 17:48true. And that's fair. Especially because that's
- 17:50like the number one worst fear for people is
- 17:52public speaking. 100%. Yeah, and they're like,
- 17:54what if I just do that for money? It's a way
- 17:56to torture yourself. Yeah. I feel like they would
- 17:59agree. I think so. Stand -up comedians? You do
- 18:02kind of open yourself up to some torture. That's
- 18:04true. Because I mean, you're like, they could
- 18:06hate me. And some comedians intentionally bomb
- 18:09just to get it back. Yes. Which, I can see that.
- 18:13You kind of play the audience. Yeah, you give
- 18:15yourself the yips. Yeah. Is that a real thing?
- 18:19What? The yips. In golf? I just heard the word,
- 18:22and I just keep thinking about it. It is. It's
- 18:25a mental block. OK. So it's like, you're thinking
- 18:28of too many things and like you keep thinking
- 18:32that you're gonna make the mistake. So you think
- 18:36of a way to not do it and then you do it. Oh,
- 18:39interesting. Yeah. So it's like there's not a
- 18:42way to get out of it. It's like this broken,
- 18:45it's like just do it, it's insanity. It's doing
- 18:47the same thing over and over again. Yeah. I'm
- 18:49doing this wrong over and over again. And I'm
- 18:52thinking I'm gonna do it right, but then I just
- 18:55keep doing it wrong. That's really interesting.
- 18:57Yeah Yeah, that's it's fascinating especially
- 19:00I mean like sorry now. It's like it's around
- 19:03Christmas time. It is around Christmas. Yeah,
- 19:06and I think there's a lot of things when it comes
- 19:07to Christmas where Especially Christians the
- 19:11last Last like five years probably maybe even
- 19:14more but at least in like my circle. They just
- 19:16keep doing Christmas Yeah, it's just like it
- 19:18just keeps coming every year. What if I just
- 19:21did this Christmas thing? I have the Christmas
- 19:23yips. It's like it's not gonna catch on But you
- 19:27know, I feel like there's a lot of fear around
- 19:29it sure or a lot of speculation Let me say it
- 19:32that way. Okay Because there's a lot of a lot
- 19:36of information being passed around like some
- 19:38changes Yeah to certain certain traditions and
- 19:41a lot of Christians get weary of it And they're
- 19:43like oh should we even celebrate this thing or
- 19:45should I even do this? Tradition or should I
- 19:47should we say Merry Christmas, or should we say
- 19:50something else? Yeah, because like the and we've
- 19:54talked about this a lot in the sense of it feels
- 19:57like there's a bunch of I Want to say grenades.
- 20:00What are the things on the ground? Landmines?
- 20:03Landmines. Yeah. It's like there's a lot of landmines
- 20:06in what we've called like the mod norm. Yeah.
- 20:09Like in the idea that there's oh this is what
- 20:12Christians have done for a long time or the idea
- 20:16that like yeah Christians co -opted all of this
- 20:18stuff. Yeah. When really like is I feel like
- 20:23we need to start asking the question again like
- 20:25is that true or is it not true? Yes, because
- 20:28the things that we feel like are ancient are
- 20:30actually only a couple hundred years old Actually,
- 20:33I was talking to my brother recently. Yeah, and
- 20:35he was talking about his new church that he's
- 20:36going to okay. Shout out new church And he was
- 20:41like, yeah, you know, they're very traditional.
- 20:42I was like when you say traditional Do you mean
- 20:47like medieval or like actual early church? He's
- 20:49like, you know should be a jerk about it. Yeah,
- 20:51but I was just curious I mean, but that's like
- 20:54that's something you have to ask now. Yes Because
- 20:57it is one of those things where denominations
- 20:59are essentially falling apart. Right. And that's
- 21:02not like a doomsday thing. Oh no. In some ways
- 21:04it's a good thing. I think so. Like it's one
- 21:08of those things where we're rethinking what we're
- 21:11doing. Yeah. And the things that were bad about
- 21:14the organizational structures will have to be
- 21:19removed. And I wonder how much of that we have
- 21:21to give credit for as much as we don't like to.
- 21:23At least I don't like to. To like social media.
- 21:26Because I think it opens you up to a lot of ideas.
- 21:29Yeah, so like traditionally it's like if you're
- 21:31a Baptist you only go to Baptist churches You
- 21:32only hear Baptist things if you're Pentecostal
- 21:35you only hear Pentecostal things. Yeah, but now
- 21:38me when you said Pentecostal But then it's like
- 21:51yeah, so because of social media you're exposed
- 21:53to just you know here's a pastor, and he might
- 21:57not be a Baptist, or he might not be whatever
- 21:59your denomination is. Oh, right. So then you
- 22:01start hearing other ideas. Yeah. And I wonder
- 22:05if that's kind of a part of people like, wait
- 22:07a second. Well, and in the post -seeker movement,
- 22:10where like, basically everything that you're
- 22:13getting marketed to, like everything that's being
- 22:15marketed to you, is all intentionally trying
- 22:18to look like whatever the most popular thing
- 22:20is. Yeah. So like, the clips, like, clips from
- 22:24churches and pastors and people preaching is
- 22:28kind of like pop music. Like it's trying to follow
- 22:31trends so that it's in the algorithm and so that
- 22:34you click on it. And they're trying to like vie
- 22:38for the, so then all of it ends up looking like
- 22:42non -specific denominations. Or non -specific
- 22:45traditions. So that in some ways it's a way to,
- 22:50it's like, the next generation of the seeker
- 22:53friendly, which would just be online, like church
- 22:56online. So how do you just appeal to everybody
- 22:59online? Oh, exactly. Yeah. And in some ways,
- 23:03like in that way, there can be the element of
- 23:06evangelism in it. But, you know, that's up to
- 23:10the Lord. That's true. And in the same way, it's
- 23:13like even when you talk about like, yeah, maybe
- 23:15denomination should go away. It's not like it's
- 23:19not like we're like, yeah. destroyed denominations
- 23:22or people should actively go against it. It's
- 23:26like, getting into an uproar about somebody saying
- 23:32something like that is a little bit like, well,
- 23:35do you think that God destroys things or allows
- 23:38things to be destroyed or fall apart if they're
- 23:42not producing good fruit? Yeah, because if you
- 23:45don't believe that then I could see how people
- 23:48do everything Yeah versus like actually the the
- 23:52Lord's tired of that And so that denomination
- 23:55is going to fall apart. Yeah, and that has nothing
- 23:58to do with what anybody says on any internet
- 24:01Yeah, or any internet. Yeah, how many internet
- 24:03are there? Your internet my internet everyone's
- 24:09internet there's some truth to that though, but
- 24:12you know what I mean like if yes If it's not
- 24:15producing good fruit and it is destroying people,
- 24:18ultimately it's going to die. Yeah. It's like
- 24:22a tree that doesn't produce fruits. Dying. Nice.
- 24:25You know? Yeah, that's true. And so that gets
- 24:29me thinking a little bit. Okay. Just a little
- 24:33bit. Okay. Think with your words, Paul. Think
- 24:38with your words, Paul. So let me take out my
- 24:41hair. So this whole Christmas thing. Okay, what
- 24:46about it? Yikes. We're doing this again? You
- 24:52back on this? A little grinchy over here. I'm
- 24:58gonna steal it. Okay, yeah. There's a popular
- 25:04thing that I see often. Okay. Which is um instead
- 25:10of the words the word christmas yeah i see something
- 25:14that says xmas hmm and so my question to which
- 25:18you refer you do you have some awareness of i
- 25:23have seen this i too have witnessed i am a witness
- 25:28also and so i guess i'm curious okay and so i'll
- 25:32ask you the question okay does xmas remove Christ
- 25:40from Christmas? Well Paul, I'm gonna have to
- 25:45think about this one. Give yourself a little
- 25:47chin scratch on that one. And I think I'm gonna
- 25:50think about it in the only way I know how to.
- 25:58Very good. And I'm gonna think about it in the
- 26:01Pauline way of thinking. And I'm gonna use my
- 26:04words. Very good. So, why don't we do this, in
- 26:09the spirit of Christmas? Yes, yes. Why don't
- 26:11I tell you a little story. So on a winter night,
- 26:16when the sky is sharp as glass, and the stars
- 26:19look like nailheads driven into velvet, you could
- 26:23almost believe the old legends. That the heavens
- 26:26aren't random. That there's a road up there,
- 26:29a path of witnesses, a via martyrum, written
- 26:34in light. And then you come down from the mountains
- 26:37into the ordinary world and you see it on a receipt
- 26:41or a banner or a storefront window. Merry Xmas.
- 26:46And some part of you bristles because you've
- 26:48heard the line, they took Christ out of Christmas.
- 26:53But tonight, we're gonna do what martyrs row
- 26:56does. We're going to clean off the soot of the
- 26:59glass and look at what's actually there. because
- 27:05the truth is stranger and better than the outrage.
- 27:10The X wasn't invented by marketers. It wasn't
- 27:14minted by modern cynicism. It's old. Christian
- 27:18old. In the language of the earliest churches,
- 27:22the language of scripture for Greek believers,
- 27:25Christ is Christos. And it begins with a letter
- 27:29that looks like our English X, Chai. So... From
- 27:34very early on, Christians used X as shorthand
- 27:37for Christ. Not because they were ashamed of
- 27:40the name, but because they loved it enough to
- 27:43carve it into stone, paint it on walls, scratch
- 27:46it into wax, and set it into symbols that could
- 27:50survive hostile rooms. Sometimes it wasn't just
- 27:54the X. Sometimes it was XP. Not English letters,
- 27:59but Greek. XP, chai and row. the first two letters
- 28:05of Christos. A mark that says, without a sermon,
- 28:08this belongs to Christ. And then history does
- 28:14what it always does. It takes a symbol and drags
- 28:16it into a turning point. In the early fourth
- 28:19century, Constantine goes to war and the sources
- 28:22tell us that a sign, a Christ sign, was placed
- 28:26onto military gear. Some say shields, some say
- 28:31the standard carried before the army. Whatever
- 28:35you make of Constantine, and if you've listened
- 28:37to Martyrs Row, I think you know how we feel,
- 28:40the moment is unforgettable. A world where the
- 28:44name of Jesus had been whispered in catacombs
- 28:47and confessed in courtrooms is suddenly painted
- 28:50in public, stamped in metal, carried into battle.
- 28:53Two letters, a cross -like shape. A monogram.
- 28:57XP. Christ. So when you see XP, that's not a
- 29:03Microsoft logo, that's not modern shorthand,
- 29:06that's the ancient confession compressed. Now,
- 29:11bring it back to Christmas. When scribes wrote
- 29:14Christ quickly, especially in context influenced
- 29:19by Greek culture, they used abbreviations. It's
- 29:23the same impulse as writing DR for doctor or
- 29:26ST for saint. Not disrespect, just shorthand.
- 29:30So X for Christ isn't new, it's a relic of the
- 29:34church's long memory. And over time, in English,
- 29:38it becomes one of those abbreviations that slips
- 29:41into everyday writing. X -mas. Not Christ removed,
- 29:46but Christ abbreviated. So then, should Christians
- 29:50use it? Here's the martyr's row answer. Truth
- 29:53first, love second. Truth. Xmas can literally
- 30:00mean Christmas, or Christ Mass, using the ancient
- 30:05shorthand for Christ. The love part? Your neighbor
- 30:09might not know that, and if it distracts them,
- 30:12don't make your shorthand their stumbling block.
- 30:16If you're writing a devotional note to someone
- 30:18tender -hearted, write Christmas. Let the word
- 30:21breathe. If you're sending a quick text or titling
- 30:25an episode or Keeping a headline short, Xmas
- 30:28isn't heresy, it's history. Because sometimes
- 30:32the faith isn't lost in the letters. Sometimes
- 30:35it's hidden there, like a watermark, waiting
- 30:38for the light. So the next time you see Xmas,
- 30:41don't scoff, but remember, those who came before
- 30:45you and gave their lives for the sake of Christus.
- 30:50XP. Merry Christmas. Does that make sense, Paul?
- 30:59That makes a lot of sense. I think that gets
- 31:01all my thoughts out. That's good. No, that's
- 31:06really good. I'm also always tempted to quote,
- 31:10which I've heard recently, which this is kind
- 31:14of a fascinating thing, and I didn't think I
- 31:17was going to talk about this, but I wanted it
- 31:20in my thoughts, but I went ahead and censored
- 31:22them. Because I will not censor them now and
- 31:26I I needed to Give a little bit of setup before
- 31:30I I said unfiltered words Mary Exmus because
- 31:38To some people that would be the most vulgar
- 31:43thing you could say I Think it's the funniest
- 31:48thing you look into the camera and say that Mary
- 31:50Exmus you filthy animal But I actually heard
- 31:57this the other day that the original writers
- 32:00of the movie Home Alone were devout Catholics.
- 32:04Really? And there's a pastor online, I love a
- 32:09lot of the content that he does, but he goes
- 32:14through and breaks down how that Home Alone is
- 32:18a... Prodigal son story. It's very Christian
- 32:21based the one thing that I need to go back and
- 32:24I've actually already watched Home Alone in the
- 32:27last couple of weeks Okay, I need to watch it
- 32:29again watch it again. Yeah, but the thing that
- 32:31I didn't realize is that the The the old guy.
- 32:35Yeah, the South Bend shovel slayer I forget what
- 32:41his name is. It's actually I think it's from
- 32:43his name is from The like the what's the Scrooge
- 32:51didn't I just ask you this even easier? Yeah.
- 32:54Yeah, no, it's not Ebenezer though. It's something
- 32:56like from that story. Okay, but anyways Apparently
- 33:01that guy the whole time in the movie has Scars
- 33:06in his hands. Really? Yeah, like I've never noticed
- 33:09that I haven't either they go all the way through
- 33:11his hands That's very interesting. Yeah, it's
- 33:15really weird That's really interesting, because
- 33:17I did pick up, at least in the last few years
- 33:20that I've seen it, that he was supposed to be
- 33:23playing a Christ -like figure. Yeah, he is. Because
- 33:26he talks about he hasn't talked to his son in
- 33:29a while. There's that story there, but that's
- 33:33not what we're talking about. No. It is one of
- 33:35my favorite Christmas movies, though. But I do
- 33:38find it interesting with the whole Xmas Christmas
- 33:40thing, where it leads to non - like, arrogant
- 33:46non -Christians to use it because it outrages
- 33:50Christians. But they don't use it because they
- 33:53know the real history behind it. They use it
- 33:54because it makes Christians mad. And Christians
- 33:57are mad because they don't know their own history.
- 33:59Right. Exactly. Yeah. So it's funny. It's like
- 34:01it all kind of comes down to the fact of like,
- 34:03oh, we're not good stewards and studyors of history.
- 34:06Well, and that's the whole point of our podcast.
- 34:08Yeah, absolutely. And that is one of those things
- 34:11where you look at it and you go, all right, well,
- 34:13the Constantinian symbol that he creates and
- 34:17puts on the shield that he had a vision of, which
- 34:20is like 300 AD in that middle range, 300 to 400
- 34:25AD. that symbol is like on top of Catholic churches.
- 34:31It's used in Lutheran churches. Like it's a seal
- 34:34that you see often. Cause I see the XP a lot.
- 34:37Yeah. Yeah. It's like the X and then the P is
- 34:39in the middle. Yes. Um, which is an entry. It's
- 34:42a cool like symbol. It looks cool. It reminds,
- 34:45it looks like, like anytime I see it, I think
- 34:48more, uh, like Spanish, like Spaniard, Spain.
- 34:52Yeah. Um, because it reminds me of like conquistadors
- 34:56or or like uh what uh the knight's templar oh
- 35:01yeah which that would have been a symbol for
- 35:03the knight's templar that make that makes sense
- 35:05or one of their symbols which would just be yeah
- 35:08is it is it chai chai and then row r -h -o yeah
- 35:15so c -h -i and then r -h -o um yeah xp so christos
- 35:23That's pretty cool. It is cool. That's so cool.
- 35:25Yeah, and I think that's one of the things is
- 35:27like if someone's like Mary Exmus Like it's it's
- 35:32kind of cool. It feels deeper in that meaning
- 35:36if you actually know what it means Yes, I don't
- 35:39know Yeah, no, I think so but there's a lot of
- 35:42origins like that in in particularly around the
- 35:45larger holidays where it's like It's not even
- 35:49like a we need to take it back is we just need
- 35:51to understand what it is remember it Yeah, we
- 35:53just have to remember what our history is like
- 35:55we need to go back in and we need to we need
- 35:57to go like all right well if someone's like Well,
- 36:00don't put any Christmas trees up in your house,
- 36:02so we're like don't do it and you're like which
- 36:04I actually have that verse the Yeah, like what
- 36:09are all the because we've talked about like your
- 36:11funny traditions and things like that. Yeah,
- 36:13but But with Christmas, there's like a bunch
- 36:16of things that people are like, well this is
- 36:18pagan, this is pagan, this is pagan. But if you
- 36:21actually go back in and look, there's way more
- 36:24record that dates and usage of things were adopted
- 36:31or overlapped to compete with Christians. Like
- 36:36the December 25th date. There's a lot around
- 36:39that date. Well also, it's actually not competing.
- 36:44What do you mean? Oh, yeah, cuz it's on a different
- 36:46day. Yeah, it's not even the same day Oh, that's
- 36:48right. So, I mean that's how the people wanted
- 36:50to talk about this it's like there's a lot of
- 36:52things that people go to you of Like oh, it's
- 36:55just stealing the day the celebration of like
- 36:57Saturnalia Saturnalia or stealing. There's another
- 37:00couple I can't think of my head like Mithra and
- 37:04Osiris and all this and there's like there's
- 37:06those celebrations and they represent the same
- 37:08Christ like figure it's like well actually if
- 37:11you look through I mean, this is a good tip for
- 37:16anyone just studying anything. It's like if someone
- 37:19makes a claim, look at what their sources are.
- 37:22And then look at what that source is. And then
- 37:25find that source. Like a long time deep in a
- 37:30couple years ago into like the Christmas cuz
- 37:32I was like I Like for me, honestly, I was like
- 37:35kind of at appointments like should I even celebrate
- 37:37Christmas? Yeah, I get it because there was just
- 37:40bombarding of like it's all pagan. It's all this
- 37:42It's like yeah, let's actually find out right
- 37:44and in all of my research the people that claimed
- 37:47it was pagan Their sources were some other guy
- 37:51who was sourcing some other guy who was sourcing
- 37:53some other guy who just made it up Well, that's
- 37:56the whole yeah That's even the whole and at some
- 37:58point we'll get into this but Yes, there's no
- 38:01ancient documentation for any of this. You just
- 38:04thought about it one day. Yeah, it's like the
- 38:05Saturnalia thing to say that Historically that
- 38:09celebration was December 17th. Oh That's right.
- 38:13It ends on it at one point the 23rd. I think
- 38:17okay Oh, maybe it is 24th. It ends before Christmas
- 38:20because it became like over time. It became like
- 38:23a week -long celebration. Yeah but even in that
- 38:26it's like it was actually a pretty horrible celebration
- 38:30and it was in it was celebrating it like there's
- 38:32no rules in rule like rules are reversed oh don't
- 38:36they still celebrate it i'm not sure about that
- 38:39what's the is it is it Krampus what's the one
- 38:41that they celebrate they do celebrate Krampus
- 38:43we can talk about that Krampus is wild because
- 38:46that's another one where it's like there's actually
- 38:47nothing pagan about that at all either But if
- 38:51you look at the full story of it doesn't Krampus
- 38:53kind of look like Pan Yeah, I think so. Okay.
- 38:59Yeah, so that's pagan. Well, yeah, but it's like
- 39:01the original feeling like the celebration of
- 39:03it Yeah, it's actually not pagan at all. It's
- 39:05kind of a similar story of like what we're talking
- 39:07about with like our Halloween talk Yeah, and
- 39:11it's it's that same idea of because they do this
- 39:13in Germany In a lot of a lot of like Eastern
- 39:17European countries that celebrate it And it's
- 39:21the same thing of like this recognition of, so
- 39:23they'll have a parade. And there's like the Knight
- 39:26of Krampus. So he'll come out and he's like this
- 39:29disgusting horrible demon looking creature. And
- 39:32he'll walk in like people are standing outside
- 39:34this parade as he walks by and he'll like, you
- 39:36know whip people Oh, it's crazy and so like people
- 39:41like oh push him they're bad and he'll be like
- 39:44Yeah, and then he'll like take kids and like
- 39:46put him in this in this cage I don't know if
- 39:48they still do that to this day. Okay But what
- 39:51happens is it ends with I think it's the next
- 39:54day because it's a it's a multi -day celebration
- 39:56got it It then comes with st. Nicholas or Santa
- 40:00Claus. Yeah traditionally, not what we celebrate
- 40:03in the U .S. today, which that's a whole thing
- 40:06of how that evolved over time. Sure. Oh, of course,
- 40:09yeah. Because what it was isn't what it is. Right.
- 40:13And that's a big distinction to make. Yeah. But
- 40:16it comes out with Saint Nicholas coming and defeating
- 40:18Krampus and releasing the children. OK. And so
- 40:22it's this idea of it's the same thing of, oh,
- 40:25the saints came and overcame the demons that
- 40:28were occupying this and terrorizing the people.
- 40:30Okay, so it's a Christ story. Yeah, absolutely
- 40:33And it's like cool and so I know I think it was
- 40:36last year it became kind of a big thing wrote
- 40:38a lot of Americans all of a sudden just learned
- 40:41about Krampus and they're like, oh he's this
- 40:44They're all worshiping the devil and it's like
- 40:46actually no, he's not celebrated. I mean there
- 40:49was a resurgence of the office mmm, and Dwight
- 40:53famously. Oh, that's right teaches the kids the
- 40:56story of Krampus It's like all the like there's
- 41:00an office party and all the kids are invited
- 41:02or something from the people in the office and
- 41:05then he sits down and like teach them and then
- 41:07he's like whipping somebody with the Yeah, but
- 41:11yeah, it's that it's that story when we look
- 41:13at the full thing of like what is it actually
- 41:15all about? Yeah, and it's like it's actually
- 41:17about the defeating of Krampus and the liberation
- 41:20of people into Christ Yeah, it's like grumpy
- 41:23Christ. Yeah Krampus Grumpy Christos. And we
- 41:30can do the same. We can talk about that even
- 41:31like the Christmas tree. Well, so Jeremiah 10.
- 41:34Yeah. Verse two. Have you read this? At one point.
- 41:38Okay. Not recently. Have you ever read Jeremiah,
- 41:41Paul? It's nice that that's something to laugh
- 41:45about. There are people that have not read Jeremiah.
- 41:48That is true. Yeah. For those we weep. And mourn.
- 41:52Please read Jeremiah. Read Jeremiah or you love
- 41:56Krampus. But it has stuff like this in it. Jeremiah
- 42:0010 verse 2, thus says the Lord, learn not the
- 42:03way of the nations nor be dismayed at the signs
- 42:06of the heavens because the nations are dismayed
- 42:08at them for the customs of the peoples are vanity.
- 42:12A tree from the forest is cut down and worked
- 42:14with an axe by the hands of a craftsman. They
- 42:18decorate it with silver and gold. They fasten
- 42:20it with hammer and nails so that it cannot move.
- 42:23Their idols are like scarecrows in a cucumber
- 42:26field and they cannot speak. They have to be
- 42:32carried for they cannot walk. Do not be afraid
- 42:34of them for they cannot do evil. Neither is it
- 42:37good. Neither it is in them to do good. I can't
- 42:41read tonight. Neither is it in them to do good.
- 42:46So it's like All right, well they cut down trees
- 42:49by the hands of a craftsman, they decorate it
- 42:52with silver and gold and they fasten it with
- 42:54hammer and nails so that it cannot move. That
- 42:57sounds like a Christmas tree to me. But to be
- 43:01fair, I don't think I've ever put a Christmas
- 43:05tree up from the attic and fastened it with nails
- 43:09and put actual silver and gold on it. And then
- 43:12asked a demon to possess it. Good But I mean
- 43:19that's what the idols would be those physical
- 43:21representations that you invite a spirit into
- 43:23Yeah, so it's like Jeremiah says don't do that.
- 43:27Absolutely don't do that or don't be like them
- 43:29But also he's framing it in a way that's like
- 43:31this is vanity meaning. Yeah nonsense. It's it's
- 43:35not it's nothing. Mm -hmm Bless you Oh, that
- 43:42was a weird town. Bless you, X2. Sneezes never
- 43:46come in ones. No, they always come in pairs.
- 43:49Or it hurts. That's a whole other thing. Maybe
- 43:54it's not. I don't know. But it is interesting
- 43:57because even in that passage, the context is
- 43:59like what they're doing is nonsense. It doesn't
- 44:02result in anything except for negative things
- 44:05for them. Yeah, for sure. So then like the vanity
- 44:09of the Christmas tree. Trees are pretty prevalent
- 44:14in the Bible. Yeah. Particularly in reference
- 44:17to Christ. I mean, trees are kind of prevalent
- 44:19just throughout history. But we see that especially
- 44:23in the scripture with Christ. Yeah. Human history
- 44:26on the earth. There's a lot of trees. That's
- 44:28fair. There's a lot of trees. But that's an interesting
- 44:32one even with that. It's like with the tree.
- 44:36Because there are a lot of people. The biggest
- 44:38argument that I've heard is like, oh, it's like
- 44:40an ash or a pole and they used to decorate them
- 44:43and all this and then it's like well actually
- 44:46pause yeah there's no historical record that
- 44:48says they ever decorated them no but they would
- 44:50also have to like take all the branches off yeah
- 44:53so not that so no and so like the and that type
- 44:59of tree probably not the best no so yeah not
- 45:03the best wood for that not quite yeah yeah and
- 45:07so like historically and this is Based on the
- 45:11story, it seems more legend than it is anything,
- 45:13to be fair. But this is the most accurate story
- 45:19that I've seen. And there is actual tax records
- 45:24of this, an historical record of this actually
- 45:27being a thing that spawned for this purpose.
- 45:30And so it actually goes back to Martin Luther,
- 45:34as the story goes. Is that one day he was out
- 45:38walking in the forest and he looked up and he
- 45:42noticed how the fir trees, the palm tree, pine
- 45:47trees, palm trees, I'm gonna flutter too long.
- 45:49Yes, F -U -R. How they pointed up toward the
- 45:53sky and he's like, oh, it's like they're pointing
- 45:56up toward Christ. To the heavens, yeah. To the
- 45:58heavens. That's cool. And so that's kind of what
- 46:01then led to... kind of getting popularized over
- 46:05time, especially with more royalty doing that.
- 46:09Let's cut this down, put a star at the top, and
- 46:12decorate the tree as a way to point toward the
- 46:14star, point toward Christ or to the heavens.
- 46:17And so that's the idea of why is there a star
- 46:18on the top of the tree? Because it points toward
- 46:20the heavens where Christ is. Yeah, the bright
- 46:23and morning star. Yes, absolutely. The Lucifer.
- 46:26See our previous work. But it's like, oh, that's
- 46:31the idea. That's where it comes from. Also, if
- 46:32you kind of think about it, the shape of a Christmas
- 46:34tree is very ziggurat -esque. Then you throw
- 46:41a whole new thing into it. Very mountainous.
- 46:43Very mountain, yeah. Also, a fir tree would be
- 46:45on a mountain. That's true. So kind of interesting.
- 46:48Yeah. And so the idea of a Christmas tree being
- 46:51used for that purpose originated in Germany.
- 46:54Makes sense. Around that time. A lot of Christian
- 46:59tradition and theology comes from Germany. Yes,
- 47:03yeah. Like a lot of it. Yeah, it's true. Especially
- 47:06in the modern sense. The stuff that was kind
- 47:09of filtered post -medieval. Yeah, yeah. Like
- 47:13medieval, we get a lot more of that through like
- 47:16England or European countries. Yeah. The European
- 47:20thing. Which would make sense. They did a lot.
- 47:21Oh, actually, here's an interesting thing. Going
- 47:23back to the date, the 25th. They did stuff so
- 47:26bad, America was born. That's good Europeans
- 47:32they did stuff so bad America was born That's
- 47:37a t -shirt. That's actually pretty good. Yeah,
- 47:38I like that. That's good. We could print that
- 47:41on a flag Raise that flag high On top of the
- 47:46tree. That's our way. On top of the tree. On
- 47:49top of the tree Yeah, that's funny. Oh, so the
- 47:5325th. Oh, that's right. I forgot to bring this
- 47:55up Yeah, wrap that up. This is an interesting
- 47:58Peace with that. Put a little bow on top. So
- 48:03it's like, okay, so how do we get that day? So
- 48:07in the early church, there was a belief that
- 48:11prophets died the same day they were born. Oh,
- 48:14that's right. Okay, yeah. Wait, hold on. Yes.
- 48:17Yes. But it's specifically royal people. It wasn't
- 48:21the same day they were born, but it was within
- 48:22a certain time frame. No, is that right? It's
- 48:28the same day not necessarily the same like month.
- 48:31That's right. Yes. That's right. Thank you Yeah,
- 48:33yeah, so what they did was they looked at Well,
- 48:38we know when he died, right and it's like let's
- 48:40go nine months before that Yes, and that's when
- 48:43they found December 25th, right? So they're like,
- 48:46oh, that's probably when he was born then based
- 48:48on that belief, right? And so that's That's one
- 48:51of the main ideas that we get, because we actually
- 48:53don't fully know, but that's just the most popular
- 48:56thought of where it came from. So we don't actually
- 49:00know exactly why they picked that day. We do
- 49:02know that was a popular belief at the time. And
- 49:05so it was like, oh, that's probably where they
- 49:07got the idea from. For sure. Yeah. Yeah, it was
- 49:10like anybody by royal birth. Would have they
- 49:15had a belief that that individual in the records
- 49:17they would write them as being born on the same
- 49:19day So the same yeah, so then it would be like
- 49:22September 25th is when they would have thought
- 49:25him to have died Yeah, or recorded him to have
- 49:28died. Yeah, so then gone back nine months from
- 49:30that Yeah, and that's where we find December.
- 49:33Yeah. Yeah, so like it so in reality Everything
- 49:37that we celebrate as Christian holidays Go back
- 49:43pre what you think is traditional and go back
- 49:47to more ancient culture and you'll see that most
- 49:49of that stuff actually did originate with Christians
- 49:52and is why Christians still believe and celebrate
- 49:55it. Like if you really want to look at like is
- 49:58this pagan or not, look at the church liturgy.
- 50:02Like go back in... and look at like an Anglican
- 50:05or Orthodox or a Catholic church and look at
- 50:08what their liturgy is, and that will speak to
- 50:11like, okay, this tradition, Christians have been
- 50:15observing it in the liturgy of the church, in
- 50:18the rhythm of the church service for more than
- 50:21a thousand years, more than 1 ,500 years in some
- 50:24cases. So then when you look at that, it's like,
- 50:27all right, well, that's been preserved through
- 50:29the liturgy of the church itself. Yeah. And in
- 50:33that way, maybe I should pay more attention to
- 50:36that than some guy on TikTok being like, everything's
- 50:39pagan. Yeah. Where are you getting that from?
- 50:43Well, but also it goes back to what we talked
- 50:44about all the time is like, if there's anything,
- 50:47anything that is good, there is a deception of
- 50:50or a bad version of. Yeah. Like there just is.
- 50:54So like the enemy, like that's just anything
- 50:57that was created to celebrate Christ is going
- 51:01to be, it will be tried to be co -opted and painted
- 51:06as pagan. It just will be. So double check next
- 51:11time. Take a look. I mean that's even, it's funny,
- 51:14it's like even with the Santa Claus thing. Where
- 51:18it's like, oh, originally it originates with
- 51:20St. Nicholas. Yeah. And then... Who is like a
- 51:22really powerful figure. He what? He's a very
- 51:25interesting person. We actually don't know a
- 51:26lot about him. We do know a couple of things
- 51:28and there's some kind of like bizarre legendary
- 51:33stories about him. Doesn't he like slap a guy?
- 51:36Oh, yeah. So the story goes, he specifically
- 51:39went to the Council of NYC to punch... some guy
- 51:42in the face because he was a known heretic. Yeah,
- 51:44yeah, yeah. So like the legend goes that's why
- 51:47he went to the council of Nicaea. Yeah, so Saint
- 51:50Nicholas goes to the council of Nicaea and I
- 51:53think it was recorded that he punched the guy.
- 51:57Because he was a heretic or believed to be. What
- 52:01was the heresy? I forget. I feel like I just
- 52:03heard this. I can't think of it. It was a popular
- 52:06heresy at the time. Probably the main one that
- 52:10they were trying to fight again. Yeah But like
- 52:13a little backstory and him he his parents were
- 52:16very wealthy and they died when he was young
- 52:18Yeah, and so he was given obviously the entire
- 52:21inheritance, but instead of keeping the money.
- 52:23He actually donated all of it. Yeah but it was
- 52:28one of those where because he was such a Controversial
- 52:34figure to some and because he kind of just spoke
- 52:36his mind often They didn't want to actually make
- 52:40him a bishop. But because he was so popular and
- 52:43had done so many good things, they're like, we
- 52:46have to make him a bishop. Yeah, he's the man.
- 52:49Yeah, he's the guy. Well, and he often would
- 52:51just give stuff away. He was extremely generous.
- 52:54Yeah. And then they followed in his tradition
- 52:57in that way. I wish I could find that guy. Well,
- 53:00so it's interesting. So his popularity got so
- 53:03big, and so people would start to basically attach
- 53:06him to this. Especially with you know the whole
- 53:09Krampus thing. Yeah, and Martin Luther was actually
- 53:13one where he's like I feel like we're putting
- 53:14too much emphasis on this st. Nicholas guy Yeah,
- 53:18and he's like we need to focus on focus on the
- 53:21Christ child And I believe the word was the Christ
- 53:26Kindle Okay Which is interesting because then
- 53:30what happens is that those ideas start to become
- 53:33unpopular and people just don't celebrate them
- 53:36anymore until, I think it's the 1800s, where
- 53:39we get Twas the Night Before Christmas, which
- 53:43was the repopularization and reimagining of this
- 53:48Saint Nicholas character. That's cool. Based
- 53:50on all of these stories. Yeah. And it's like,
- 53:53oh, let's make this popular again. Let's tell
- 53:55a story, include this character, but reimagined.
- 53:59That's cool. And what's funny, kind of ironic,
- 54:02is one of Saint... Santa Claus's nicknames is
- 54:06Chris Kringle. Oh, yeah, which is a derivative
- 54:09of what Martin Luther is trying to focus on of
- 54:11the Christ child. Oh, yeah And so it's kind of
- 54:15funny where it's like Oh one of Santa Claus's
- 54:18nicknames is actually Christ child something
- 54:20that was supposed to point away from Martin Luther
- 54:24tried there Didn't quite work out. Yeah, so so
- 54:28not in history books, but in in later stories
- 54:34centuries after Nicaea claimed that when Arius
- 54:37stood up and denied that Jesus was fully God,
- 54:40Nicholas became so enraged that he slapped or
- 54:43punched him across the face. Constantine allegedly
- 54:47stripped Nicholas of his bishop's robes and imprisoned
- 54:51him for breaking decorum at the council. But
- 54:54that night, the Virgin Mary and Christ appeared
- 54:56to Nicholas in his cell, restoring his vestments.
- 55:00When Constantine heard, he freed him and reinstated
- 55:03him as Bishop of Myra. That's wild. It's pretty
- 55:07wild. Especially, like, basically Santa Claus
- 55:11is around during Constantine. Yeah. And Constantine
- 55:14does what Constantine does. He throws him in
- 55:16jail. Come on, Constantine. Constantine ruined
- 55:19everything. Yeah, he did. But he honored the
- 55:25decision of... apparently Mary and Jesus showed
- 55:28up. Wish, I mean, I'd hope so. Yeah, because
- 55:32Jesus can't do anything without Mary. Yeah. He
- 55:35has to listen to his mother. Yes, mother. Listen
- 55:37to your mother, children. Come on. So I would
- 55:41say leaving, if you are, let me put it this way.
- 55:45Yeah. If you're a known Christian, Take the English
- 55:51word Christ out sleep with one eye open and say
- 55:55and say Xmas because people will be like how
- 55:58dare you and then you could be like well actually
- 56:00XP and you can go to this whole history you be
- 56:04that person and you go well X is actually the
- 56:06first letter in the Greek word Christos and it
- 56:09was a tradition for people to carve that into
- 56:13the wall where Christ belonged here is what they
- 56:16would how they would use that yeah, if you see
- 56:19that symbol So if you see that X and the P, it's
- 56:23the first two letters of Christos in Greek. So
- 56:25now you know. Yeah, it's not the new name for
- 56:29Twitter. It's not. That should be the whole thing.
- 56:35Is Elon Musk trying to be the new Christ? He
- 56:44does love the letter X. Well, X marks the spot.
- 56:50That's so true. Merry Xmas, you filthy animal.
- 56:53Three, two, one.