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Slow Down with the Jonas Brothers · Hey Jonas!

• 0:11
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, I have a question for you.
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So when you walk into a bathroom with other people
• 0:15
  Speaker 3: and there's urinals in a row and then there's the
• 0:17
  Speaker 3: smaller urinal that's lower to the ground, do you on
• 0:20
  Speaker 3: purpose avoid it and make others go there?
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: Or do you take it or take one for the team? Splashback.
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: You got splashback.
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  Speaker 2: It's because you're hitting more of the wall, not the
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: collection thing at the bottom.
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: Lower for me, the better. Just kidding. I.
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: No. No? I thought it was funny. I don't know.
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: I don't think about that.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: You don't think about it?
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  Speaker 3: No. I just think it's a power play sometimes. I
• 0:50
  Speaker 3: think people use it as a power play. I just
• 0:52
  Speaker 3: try not to be right next to somebody. You guys
• 0:53
  Speaker 3: just don't care about your pants.
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, look at my pants today. I stay dirty.
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: You're just dirty. You buy dirty pants. Well, that was educational,
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: I guess. Thank you for asking that.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I do when I'm wearing a suit,
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  Speaker 2: which is, you know, especially a light-colored suit? I will
• 1:10
  Speaker 2: not use a urinal. I have to go to stall.
• 1:13
  Speaker 2: That way there's zero splashback potential because there's nothing worse
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  Speaker 2: than getting dressed up, looking nice, you're at an event,
• 1:19
  Speaker 2: and all of a sudden you come out and you have, like, splashback.
• 1:22
  Speaker 2: I wish somebody would have told me that years ago.
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  Speaker 1: That would have been helpful. Here to help.
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, so now that we've established that you're questionable, both
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: of you, You have a game you want to play?
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: I got a game.
• 1:33
  Speaker 2: I always come prepared, you know, which means I ask
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: the producers to prepare it, and then they help me.
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's very kind.
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: So I think it'd be funny if we watched some
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: of our podcast a little slower than normal.
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 1:45
  Speaker 2: See how either intoxicated or happy we feel.
• 1:51
  Speaker 3: Joe, I'm just going to say it. I'm going to
• 1:52
  Speaker 3: give you serious props for it real quick, though. This
• 1:56
  Speaker 3: coffee is some of the best coffee I've ever had.
• 1:59
  Speaker 2: I had earlier today too i agree with you on
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: that shout out to coffee was here at in tampa
• 2:03
  Speaker 2: yeah i met them this morning that kevin and nick
• 2:05
  Speaker 2: and i had this place called ash right we went
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: to ash down the street but they're they do pop-ups
• 2:10
  Speaker 2: of restaurants met these lovely people that they have this
• 2:14
  Speaker 2: company called coffee was here i went for the coffee
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: holy cow coffee was here with a w u z.
• 2:20
  Speaker 1: Obviously of course because you know.
• 2:22
  Speaker 2: Why and there are Lovely humans, and we all hit
• 2:25
  Speaker 2: it off. They kept the kitchen open so Nick could
• 2:27
  Speaker 2: have some lunch, some brunch. Food was bomb.
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: I had a solo breakfast. It was nice. Sometimes you
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: need that, just solo time. I love it. I love
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: my solo time.
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: And then right at the end, I was like, crazy question,
• 2:39
  Speaker 2: but I see you packing up. Would you guys ever
• 2:41
  Speaker 2: do something at Arben? He said, say less.
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: And then now they did a pop-up here. It's incredible.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: Honestly, I'm jacked at the tits. Let's play your game. Okay.
• 2:53
  Speaker 4: I do give you Disney Channel ones.
• 3:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 3:03
  Speaker 4: She said no to going to the dance.
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: Like one of those. Okay.
• 3:12
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 3:16
  Speaker 3: That's great I like that it's important that we have
• 3:19
  Speaker 3: that for you this.
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: Is just for me keeps you focused that's.
• 3:24
  Speaker 2: Good for you that's good for you it's gonna get
• 3:29
  Speaker 2: annoying for.
• 3:30
  Speaker 3: You guys yeah I don't believe the earth is flat
• 3:36
  Speaker 3: howdy doody.
• 3:40
  Speaker 2: Hello how are you I'm pretty good.
• 3:45
  Speaker 1: We're over here answering advice. Giving advice. I'm sorry. I
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: screwed that up. Sorry, curse. I can't. All right, cool.
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: All right, cool.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, hey.
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  Speaker 4: Hi there.
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: I have a question for you. Oh, God. The new bed...
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: Topping thing that you guys got. Yeah. Yeah.
• 4:21
  Speaker 4: Did Kevin have a conversation?
• 4:25
  Speaker 1: Me and Nick are... Munich or.
• 4:29
  Speaker 4: We're really trying to figure this out.
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: I feel like this won't even sound good at normal speed.
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  Speaker 1: He gave you the heads up that he was going
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  Speaker 1: to get the bed topper.
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  Speaker 2: This sounds like we're on someone's bachelor party calling the
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: wife late at night.
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  Speaker 4: He's fine.
• 4:43
  Speaker 2: He's fine.
• 4:44
  Speaker 1: Can he stay another day? He doesn't want to go
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: home yet. Is this a game or is this just
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  Speaker 1: for the fun?
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  Speaker 2: It's just fun.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes games don't have to be a winner. It's just fun.
• 4:56
  Speaker 2: You said game.
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  Speaker 1: Just checking, making sure.
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  Speaker 2: I did.
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  Speaker 1: You win that, though. Okay, I win that. You definitely
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: win that. You know what it is. Okay, what we're
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  Speaker 1: going to do.
• 5:06
  Speaker 2: This is the game part of it. I'm going to
• 5:09
  Speaker 2: ask you a question. Yeah. And you have to give
• 5:12
  Speaker 2: me the most detailed answer you can give me.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. In response to this question. And you're going to
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: slow it down for us. I'm going to slow it down.
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  Speaker 2: Ready?
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 5:20
  Speaker 2: What's your favorite Jersey Mike's sandwich? My favorite Jersey Mike's sandwich. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: that's a good question.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to go with the Italian BLT. Bacon, lettuce, tomato.
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  Speaker 1: And I love it. I love all this. Put all
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  Speaker 1: the dressing, all of it. Put it all on. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to go 12 inch foot long. Look. and
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  Speaker 1: it's going to be delicious. I like the whole wheat bread.
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  Speaker 1: They have the option, the whole wheat bread, and I
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  Speaker 1: love it, and I'm ready for it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so as we're getting this ready, your answer was great,
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  Speaker 2: and it was something that I can already tell is
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  Speaker 2: going to sound hilarious in Slimo.
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: Let's hope so. I like this.
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  Speaker 4: My favorite Jersey Mike sandwich. Oh, that's a good question.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to go with the Italian BLT. Italian field tea. Bacon, lettuce, tomato.
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  Speaker 1: And I love.
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  Speaker 4: It. Put all the dressing, all of it, put it
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  Speaker 4: all on. And I'm going to go 12 inch foot long.
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  Speaker 1: And it's going to be delicious.
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  Speaker 4: Delicious. I like the whole wheat bread to have the option,
• 6:39
  Speaker 4: the whole wheat bread.
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: Now I'm craving Jersey Mike's.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to sell this game, make a billion dollars.
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  Speaker 2: The whole idea would be we encourage you and your
• 6:49
  Speaker 2: friends to have a small and responsible wheat gummy before
• 6:53
  Speaker 2: you play the game.
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: Or a few drinks.
• 6:55
  Speaker 3: This is a great game. And then you do the thing,
• 6:57
  Speaker 3: you record it, and then to play as... Okay, I'm
• 7:00
  Speaker 3: going to make that, right? I'm going to build that, like, today.
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: Ready, Kevin? I'm, like, legit going to do that.
• 7:04
  Speaker 2: But we're launching it now on the Hey Jonas podcast.
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: Absolutely. Okay, ready? Your prompt is coming. Yes. When was
• 7:08
  Speaker 1: the last time you farted in bed and you were
• 7:10
  Speaker 1: trying to get it on? I was trying to get
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  Speaker 1: it on, you said?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay.
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: It interrupted the flow.
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  Speaker 2: Three, two, one.
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  Speaker 3: Last time I was trying to get it on, but
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  Speaker 3: it was interrupted by a nice little fart, was.
• 7:27
  Speaker 1: About a year ago. Okay. It was one of those
• 7:33
  Speaker 1: before it got back into bed. I was outside. Was
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  Speaker 1: I outside the sheets? That's enough. Run it back. I
• 7:45
  Speaker 1: just knew you'd get fumbled on that one. Yeah. Word fumble,
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: but I was like, if something tells me this is...
• 7:50
  Speaker 1: Now we'll call Danny and fact check it.
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  Speaker 2: Just kidding.
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  Speaker 1: Last time I was... Like a scholar. Trying to get
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  Speaker 1: it on. But it was interrupted by a nice little fart.
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  Speaker 1: It was about a year ago. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: It was one of those before it got back.
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  Speaker 1: Into bed. It was. I was outside. I was outside
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  Speaker 1: the sheets. I was outside the sheets. That's enough. Leave
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: it there. Thank you for playing ball. Well, that was
• 8:45
  Speaker 1: slowed down with the Jonas Brothers. It's called slurred. Slurred.
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: I like it. S-L-R-D. Slurred.
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  Speaker 2: Slurred.
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  Speaker 1: Slurred. Maybe we'll work on the name.
• 8:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Just workshopping a few things here.
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: All right, I think that's all our time for today.
• 9:02
  Speaker 2: We're out of time.
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: We're out of time.
• 9:05
  Speaker 2: We have to go perform on stage. We're going to
• 9:06
  Speaker 2: do the whole show in slow-mo. As always, thanks for
• 9:12
  Speaker 2: joining us.
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  Speaker 4: See you.
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  Speaker 1: Bye-bye.