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My Husband Is The Funniest · CelinaSpookyBoo

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  Speaker 1: What's up, boot crew? How you doing? It has been
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  Speaker 1: a hot minute since I've seen you sitting here. Setting
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  Speaker 1: this back up, I'm not gonna lie, it felt really weird.
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  Speaker 2: So the title of this video, yes, these videos were
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  Speaker 2: hand-selected by Adam and fit his sense of humor, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm really excited to tell you some fun news. Soon,
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  Speaker 2: every single Tuesday, the reaction video that you guys will
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  Speaker 2: be seeing is Adam and I reacting together to videos
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  Speaker 2: in a new studio, and I think it's.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna blow your damn mind.
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  Speaker 2: I hope that you guys had an amazing Christmas and
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  Speaker 2: an amazing New Year, and I can't wait to just
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  Speaker 2: laugh with you guys, because I'm gonna tell you right now,
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  Speaker 2: I need this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm honestly nervous, to tell you the truth. He's like,
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  Speaker 1: hello guy. I need to watch it again. Hello guy,
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  Speaker 1: you here? You going to eat me? Why does he
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  Speaker 1: have so much soul in his eyes?
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but can we put a picture of Adam?
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  Speaker 2: Does this not kind of look like Adam? Our sheep
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  Speaker 2: Darla must have found the magic mushrooms. So this is
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  Speaker 2: like probably a bit of an inside out too because
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  Speaker 2: we have this apple tree and the apples fall at
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  Speaker 2: an alarming rate. Like there are hundreds, if not over
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  Speaker 2: a thousand apples underneath this tree by our house and
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  Speaker 2: they ferment and the squirrels eat the apples and then
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  Speaker 2: they are hammered.
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  Speaker 1: And you just see them rolling all around the lawn
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  Speaker 1: and it is, it is, it's magic, it's great.
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  Speaker 2: I recently found out that a lamb is a baby sheep.
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  Speaker 2: I thought they were two different animals I could acquire.
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  Speaker 1: It is not. I am jealous of you right now.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Darla? Wait, I need to hear that.
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  Speaker 3: Again.
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  Speaker 1: So pretty much every night, I just have to open up.
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  Speaker 2: Like 400 reels from Adam that are just the equivalent
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  Speaker 2: of this, but I'm okay with it and I love it.
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  Speaker 1: Look how happy he is. Buddy loves Vienna sausages. Look
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  Speaker 1: at his little face, oh my God. The fact that
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  Speaker 1: this fish is just fully eating sausages blows my mind!
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, again! He's skating on his little foldy paws!
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  Speaker 2: Okay, like it's not funny, but like, look at that,
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  Speaker 2: look at the beginning. It's not funny, but it's funny, okay?
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  Speaker 2: I name you Alfred Hitchcock and I.
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 1: I love you.
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  Speaker 4: Squirrel has faked its own death and then even staged
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  Speaker 4: a crime scene. All right, so in a clip that's
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  Speaker 4: gone viral, the rodent knocks over a broom. When it
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  Speaker 4: fails to land in a convincing position, the squirrel has
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  Speaker 4: a bit of a rethink, a forward roll, so it
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  Speaker 4: ends up under the broom. It's pretty convincing for a
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  Speaker 4: devastating murder scene.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Squirrels, they're intelligent. They're crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I live in the country.
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  Speaker 2: All I do is watch these squirrels and chipmunks all
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  Speaker 2: the time, and they are wicked smart. See, that's probably
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  Speaker 2: a pet squirrel, and it's like, hey, if my human
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  Speaker 2: thinks that I got hurt, I'm going to get treats.
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  Speaker 1: That is hilarious, and I love it. Oh, my God,
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  Speaker 1: I want to pet it. I want to pet it
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  Speaker 1: so bad. Meow.
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  Speaker 2: What it's funny because adam's like sense of humor is
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  Speaker 2: so pure it's so pure and it's so innocent and
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  Speaker 2: it's so easygoing and nice and makes me feel like.
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  Speaker 1: I could be a better person but i won't be.
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  Speaker 2: That's how you teach people. Don't mess with Ouija boards.
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  Speaker 2: Cause I would do that to my children. I would
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  Speaker 2: do that to my children.
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  Speaker 1: I would do that to anyone. And you know what?
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if he got ideas from this. I really
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  Speaker 2: wonder if he did. Not that I do anything spooky
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  Speaker 2: in my house, but that is funny. That is so
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  Speaker 2: pure and I love it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no.
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  Speaker 1: I love these so much. I've never seen this one.
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  Speaker 3: Mama. Yes? I just got pulled over by the cops.
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  Speaker 2: Are you alright?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But I told them I was speeding because I was
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  Speaker 3: racing home to you because you fell water in the plants.
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  Speaker 3: So I need you to go outside and lay on
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  Speaker 3: the ground and pretend that.
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  Speaker 1: You're... No. Not to do it to your grandma. This
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  Speaker 1: is funny, though.
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  Speaker 4: She's right over here, officer.
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  Speaker 3: Shh.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but you can tell like that's an Italian grandma.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't mess with her like that. She's probably gonna
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  Speaker 2: beat you and not give you any lasagna.
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  Speaker 3: No!
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  Speaker 1: Okay, like that's a sleep apnea though. Like something's wrong
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  Speaker 1: with your heart. You need to check that out or
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna die. That's funny. Adam never snores.
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  Speaker 2: What he does though, like he won't snore, but if
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  Speaker 2: he's like having a nightmare, he goes, and it is
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  Speaker 2: the scariest noise.
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  Speaker 1: Not only that, Adam slips with his eyes open. So
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  Speaker 1: he's going, Enough internet today. Oh, hold on, hold on.
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  Speaker 2: Change, change, change, change.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no!
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  Speaker 2: How did they.
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  Speaker 1: I... I can't. I don't have time to explain. It's
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  Speaker 1: my new motivation to get the housework done.
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  Speaker 2: What is? I eat an edible and race against time
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  Speaker 2: to try and get everything done.
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  Speaker 1: How's it looking? It's not looking good for the laundry.
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  Speaker 1: My dad did this to me once. That's really funny.
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  Speaker 2: That's a really good way to get things done, though,
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  Speaker 2: because you know when that's going to hit, that it's
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  Speaker 2: not going to happen.
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  Speaker 1: Want to know a fun fact about me? I do
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  Speaker 1: nothing fun. I don't drink. I don't do extracurriculars. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: And it's boring.
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  Speaker 2: But that, back in the day when I did, that
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  Speaker 2: is a solid plan. Because you know you're going to
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  Speaker 2: be gravitated.
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  Speaker 1: To the floor in a good 45 minutes. Is there
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  Speaker 1: a cigarette here?
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  Speaker 3: Yep, Granny.
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  Speaker 1: That's just a new cigarette dispenser. Oh, that's cute. There's
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  Speaker 1: a little man. And then what gets wet? Hold the bottom.
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  Speaker 1: Hold the bottom. Yeah, lift hard. Oh, my God. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you got a nice one. Oh, my God. Oh, this
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  Speaker 1: is easy. Oh, I need cigarettes all day long now.
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  Speaker 1: All day long. Every couple of minutes. She changed smoke
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  Speaker 1: every couple of minutes. Got more in there, baby?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God, this is a pisser. And my brand too.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I smoke, you sneaky little fuck? You see?
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  Speaker 2: You know what's crazy about some of these old people?
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  Speaker 2: You can tell she smokes all the time by her voice.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like some people pickle themselves. Like someone who's like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, you're old, you don't have cancer, you don't
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  Speaker 2: have anything, you're just living your life, you're totally fine.
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  Speaker 1: They pickled their insides. And I'm jealous. Man, I am young.
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  Speaker 1: And my insides are whatever the opposite of pickled is.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like milk. Milk left out in the sun on
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  Speaker 1: a July day. That is funny. I want that. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not going to take up smoking, but I can find
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  Speaker 1: something else to shove in there.
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  Speaker 3: Ding.
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  Speaker 1: I just did a ding out loud. I did. And
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  Speaker 1: that's fine. We don't have to talk about it. So
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  Speaker 1: I know where this is coming from. So one thing
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  Speaker 1: that you're going to learn.
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  Speaker 2: About Adam and I doing these reacts on Tuesday is
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  Speaker 2: we roast the shit out of each other. It's one
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  Speaker 2: of my favorite parts of our relationship is we are
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  Speaker 2: absolutely brutal.
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  Speaker 1: With each other.
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  Speaker 2: And he would send that to me if I were something,
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  Speaker 2: if I were like upset, be like, no, I'm too
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  Speaker 2: fat to go. Or I'm whatever, if I'm having one
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  Speaker 2: of those days, do you know what I mean? Or like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to wear this, I look too fat
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  Speaker 2: in it. He'd send me that and be like, look,
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  Speaker 2: anything is possible.
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  Speaker 1: You're fine. Oh no, you're about to know the real Adam.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to love him. You're going to love him
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  Speaker 1: so much. Okay. That's it? Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: Since that's a super short video, but I'm glad that
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  Speaker 2: you're stopping. I'm going to be completely honest with you
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  Speaker 2: behind the camera right now. That used to be my.
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  Speaker 1: Podcast studios through and through. It was all set up.
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  Speaker 1: It looks super cool. I'm creating a new studio over
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  Speaker 1: here to do some crazy, crazy stuff. And that's going
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  Speaker 1: to blow your mind.
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  Speaker 2: Outside the door right now is a 12 foot high
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  Speaker 2: Amazon return palette.
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait to go through it.
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  Speaker 2: But since this is the end of the beginning of
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  Speaker 2: the year, you guys need to ask this ball a
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  Speaker 2: question to start your 2024.
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  Speaker 1: All right, get your question in your mind. Here we go.
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  Speaker 1: What am I gonna ask? No, I'm not gonna even
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  Speaker 1: put it out there. This is for you guys. The
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  Speaker 1: answer to your question is ask again later. Okay, it's later. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: get in there. I know there's thousands of people. Get
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  Speaker 1: your question ready. Lock it in in the comments. Ask
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  Speaker 1: again later. Guys, manifest with me.
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  Speaker 3: Gosh.
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  Speaker 1: Three, two. It is certain. Interesting.
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  Speaker 2: Anyways, I hope you're having a magical start to your year.
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  Speaker 2: I hope you're sticking to your resolutions or if you
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  Speaker 2: don't believe in them, screw them. And until next time,
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  Speaker 2: stay spooky, Boo Crew.
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  Speaker 1: I love you. Chris Hansen out. Why did I say that?