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HOW TO WIN HER OVER FROM THE GET GO · Relatables

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Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables.
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Speaker 2: Last week, she's going to be like, why are these
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Speaker 2: Okay, the one that we got was really Yeah, let's
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Speaker 2: just go into it.
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Speaker 1: Let's call her.
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Speaker 3: Hello.
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Speaker 1: Hello, Adriana's and Jake from the Relatables podcast. How are
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Speaker 1: you going?
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Speaker 3: Oh Hi, I'm good, I'm working right now.
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Speaker 1: Do you have a quick minute?
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, where he's calling you to tell you you've won
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Speaker 1: a hot?
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Speaker 3: Hello?
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Speaker 1: Hello, we're calling to tell you you've won a Relatables
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Speaker 1: hot Yay, Yeah, what did you say that you're working.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm working.
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Speaker 1: What do you do for work?
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Speaker 3: Housekeeping attendant?
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Speaker 1: Housekeeping attendant? That's all? Is that like early starts?
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Speaker 2: Yep, early starts?
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Speaker 1: Damn? How do you how do you fit breakfast in?
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Speaker 3: Oh? Oh, you give me the question. It's kind of
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Speaker 3: a heart for me to answer them.
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Speaker 1: Oh, what do you usually have for breakfast in the morning?
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Speaker 3: Usually they will give like a normal one. It's bacon,
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Speaker 3: this kind of thing.
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Speaker 1: Oh, fair enough, you're a pretty big fan of eggs
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Speaker 1: and bacon. Well, I traveled in more. What did I
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Speaker 1: I had a kid and all like some corn flakes?
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Speaker 1: Did you ever have any of that?
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Speaker 3: Yes?
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Speaker 1: You did.
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Speaker 3: We still need to attract the kids, so.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, what are the kids like?
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Speaker 3: The kids always have those kinds of things, and then
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Speaker 3: the milk, milk and milk, and we do have like
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Speaker 3: a few types of the conflict as well, not only
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Speaker 3: one type.
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Speaker 1: Lucky kids. Well, thank you very much. We have to
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Speaker 1: ask you what color would you like? We're going to
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Speaker 1: ship one to you. Pink, pink, Think it is, think
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Speaker 1: it is. Well, thank you very much for listening and submitting,
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Speaker 1: and have a good day and enjoy work.
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Speaker 3: No, I really love your podcast. Than you.
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Speaker 2: Bye bye, we love you bye. She was so sweet.
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Speaker 2: It was so sweet, and I was just like, after
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Speaker 2: the first attempt, I was like, I don't even want
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Speaker 2: to do it to her anymore. That's so funny.
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Speaker 1: Ah, I think that that was about a minute too.
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Speaker 1: That was about a minute I feel. I was like, yeah,
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Speaker 1: we got to wrap that up. We've lost the last two.
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Speaker 2: Now.
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Speaker 1: That was hard.
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Speaker 2: We did our best there, We really tried to. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: she said the whole thing about breakfast. I was like,
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Speaker 2: I'm not going to keep asking that questions about breakfast.
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Speaker 2: I didn't know what she said about some about eggs
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Speaker 2: and bacon.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, all right, Jake. We're figuring out that when
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Speaker 1: you're in a relationship, or even when you're single, we
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Speaker 1: start to put these fake scenarios in our heads and
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Speaker 1: the heads of our partners as well. The other week,
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Speaker 1: you came to me with a question, was what was
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Speaker 1: it again? It was sick? Did I give you all
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Speaker 1: the driving driving? Yeah? How I was driving to say
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Speaker 1: with your friend? Would I put music on? Oh?
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Speaker 2: I was ye.
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Speaker 1: Scenarios, So I have another scenario for you right now. Yes,
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Speaker 1: I love these, but you have to go into the
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Speaker 1: mind of a girl right now. Oh yep, easy, didn't
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Speaker 1: even take a second, mate and answers. Actually, this morning
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Speaker 1: I woke up and I ran out of moisture income.
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Speaker 1: It's really weird, so to go online and buy some more.
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Speaker 1: And then my breakfast, I burnt my toast, which sucked,
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Speaker 1: but I still ate it because it didn't have time
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Speaker 1: to make anymore. And then yeah, anyway, anyway, we've got
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Speaker 1: a podcast together on we mate Funny. You mentioned moisturizer.
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Speaker 1: So here's the question in the mind. Your fiance gets
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Speaker 1: kidnapped when you're in a foreign country, you stay out
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Speaker 1: till two am, searching with the authorities, but eventually you
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Speaker 1: call it and have to return to your hotel. Do
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Speaker 1: you still do your skincare routine? Yes?
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Speaker 2: Or no?
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Speaker 1: Whoa oh look, I mean yeah, I'm gorne mate, m
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Speaker 1: you can't find me. I mean, I don't see why not. No,
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Speaker 1: I paid money for it, brought it all that long way.
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Speaker 2: Yo. Okay, foreign country, my fiance is gone, Get back.
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Speaker 1: To the home, gone for good, and you're just moisturizing.
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Speaker 2: Get back to the hotel. Actually, you know what, I'm
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Speaker 2: not sleeping that night, you know, but you're still going
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Speaker 2: to do a skincare routine. No, I won't do my
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Speaker 2: skin care routine because I'm not sleeping because I'm up.
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Speaker 2: There's no way I'm sleeping even if I'm up, Like,
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Speaker 2: I'm not getting ready for bed at any point because
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Speaker 2: I'm not.
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Speaker 1: I'm not even getting into the bed.
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Speaker 2: I if I fall asleep, I'm fully falling asleep, sitting up,
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Speaker 2: and then as soon as my head rocks over and
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Speaker 2: I wake up, I'm back out searching for my fiance.
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Speaker 1: Yea yea yea yea yeah yeah ya, yeah, what about you?
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Speaker 1: I think I would be now, i'd probably do my
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Speaker 1: skin care.
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Speaker 2: Well, I mean the place if the authorities are saying
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Speaker 2: you got to go get some rest, I've got to
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Speaker 2: looking tomorrow. The girl's got to do what Maybe I
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Speaker 2: do do my skin care routine because I'll do it. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: that's funny. Yeah, because girls like even on.
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Speaker 1: A big night out.
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Speaker 2: My girlfriend, like she said she could go and have
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Speaker 2: the biggest night ever, but she's no matter what, she's
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Speaker 2: having a shower and washing her face and doing her So.
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Speaker 1: That's because they they got to get the makeup off
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Speaker 1: the face with a bed because it gets on the
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Speaker 1: pillows and stuffing. Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: I mean, but like thinking about like I have come
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Speaker 2: home from big nights out and just like passed out
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Speaker 2: past the fuck out fully closed.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're one of those fully clothed. You're one
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Speaker 1: of those boys who just like can do anything and
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Speaker 1: they won't get a pimple. True, big nights out, What
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Speaker 1: do you do? I have get have enough shower? Really, yeah,
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Speaker 1: I get the square off no matter what. I get
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Speaker 1: to have a shower, no matter what. You feel fresh
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Speaker 1: before I go on my sheets. WHOA Yeah, do you
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Speaker 1: know on big night? No, if it's massive and I
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Speaker 1: get home like and a stumbling home, then I'll pass.
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Speaker 1: That's only been like three times ever, every time I've
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Speaker 1: had a big night no shower. There was one night
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Speaker 1: I remember this is put them throwing myself under the
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Speaker 1: bus once. I don't know what it was. Is it
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Speaker 1: called like, what's sleep paralysis? Sleep paralysis? Yeah? What is it? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: What is it?
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Speaker 2: I think it's when you you're awake but you can't
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Speaker 2: move and there's like supposed to be like a fucking
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Speaker 2: demon in the corner or something.
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Speaker 1: Maybe it's sleep paralysis. But talking about big nights, one
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Speaker 1: night I got one of the only nights I got
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Speaker 1: back and I didn't have a shower. I just passed
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Speaker 1: out in bed. I woke up like before. It was
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Speaker 1: sunny and like I had to go take a piss.
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Speaker 1: Obviously been drinking a lot. Yeah, and for some reason,
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Speaker 1: I was like half asleep, but I couldn't find the
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Speaker 1: door to my room what like at all, and I
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Speaker 1: was like feeling all the I must have been like
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Speaker 1: completely blind still. I was feeling all the walls. Couldn't
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Speaker 1: find the door, and I didn't know where I was.
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Speaker 1: So I had to go back to sleep. And like
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Speaker 1: when I woke up in the morning, there's all like
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Speaker 1: stuff like throwing on the ground shit for me, like
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Speaker 1: trying to feel that we look at you, Like my
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Speaker 1: bedside table was like completely off the wall and shit
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Speaker 1: what Yeah, I was like full moving. I couldn't find the.
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Speaker 2: Door, and I was like, this is scaring the fuck
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Speaker 2: out of me, and I had to I had you
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Speaker 2: just flopped back in the bed the bed.
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Speaker 1: No, I just I just ended up. I think I
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Speaker 1: was scared, but I just went back to sleep with
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Speaker 1: piss bed wha. Yeah, I was wigging though, and I
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Speaker 1: was like, how can I find the door? I knew
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Speaker 1: I was in my bedroom. But I couldn't on the door.
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Speaker 1: That's so freaking weird.
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Speaker 2: That's so weird that you can find the door in
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Speaker 2: your preasure because like, just put your hand on the waters.
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Speaker 2: That's what I'm doing because I couldn't find it, so
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Speaker 2: I just started doing that. I definitely have had your
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Speaker 2: hand on the wall and you were just gone like this.
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Speaker 2: So you're just doing one spot. Yeah, probably probably just
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Speaker 2: buy my bedside table.
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Speaker 1: Oh that would have freaked me out.
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Speaker 2: It did.
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Speaker 1: It freaked me so much, and I was like, Damn,
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Speaker 1: I don't know where I am.
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Speaker 2: I don't I'm trying to think if I've ever had
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Speaker 2: sleep paralysis, but I can't think of You're a good sleeper, Actually,
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Speaker 2: I'm a prett good sleeper. Yeah, I'm pretty good at
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Speaker 2: fallen asleep.
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Speaker 1: I'm pretty good at fall asleep. I remember one time
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Speaker 1: in Byron Bay when we were together partying. You went
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Speaker 1: home with a friend, like an actual friend friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: we were with friends. Yeah, me and him went home together.
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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. And I went back to our sleep on
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Speaker 1: the top of my car, my riftop tent, and I
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Speaker 1: remember I passed out with my feet my tent wide open,
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Speaker 1: my feet just outside the tent. I remember that because
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Speaker 1: I was just so drunk. I went home with a
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Speaker 1: friend that lived in Byron, and I got to sleep
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Speaker 1: in a house that night.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And then I remember in the morning going back to
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Speaker 2: the campsite we were at, and I think you were
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Speaker 2: still in there. Yeah, and I just remember you being like,
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Speaker 2: oh yeah, no, last.
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Speaker 1: Night, I remember my rope because we had to be
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Speaker 1: bought bikes so that we could ride everywhere drunk. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: because we didn't want to drive our cars. Yeah yah
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Speaker 1: yeah yeahyeah.
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Speaker 2: Responsible, So such a good way to get around. Also
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Speaker 2: apparently also illegal is that you can get if you're
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Speaker 2: court right driving riding a bike drunk, then you can
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Speaker 2: get fine.
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Speaker 1: That's so that's the worst rule. Yeah, Like, let me
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Speaker 1: ride my bike drunk. I agree, Like surely I'm doing,
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Speaker 1: Like what do you want me to do?
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Speaker 2: Imagine getting breath tested riding your bike. Mat, I just
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Speaker 2: throw the bike and be like, I'm not on a
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Speaker 2: I'm not even what did.
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Speaker 1: They say, You're gonna have to take that bike? Glasses yours?
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Speaker 1: That night, I freaking just found a bike in the street. Ye,
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Speaker 1: still one. It was just in the middle of the street,
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Speaker 1: like it wasn't an alley. Why did I have a
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Speaker 1: bike and you didn't. No, I had a bike and
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Speaker 1: you had a bike. Right. And then what happened was
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Speaker 1: I was with friend and they were on my bike. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: and I was walking.
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Speaker 2: I had a meat pie and I was like, I'm
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Speaker 2: sick of this through the meat high and thought I
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Speaker 2: saw this bike and got on the bike.
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Speaker 1: Piled up with my meat pie onto my bike home.
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Speaker 1: How funny, How funny.
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Speaker 2: I wanted to bring up last week you shared your notes.
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Speaker 1: Yes, I did that.
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Speaker 2: You did with Cassie the Adventures of Casimiro, and someone
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Speaker 2: sent us a nice message. Okay, it says, boys, just
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Speaker 2: listen to your latest EPP make her your queen, where
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Speaker 2: you talk about the first date idea and the Adventures
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Speaker 2: of Casamiro made me want to share the amazing first
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Speaker 2: date I went on recently and how to win a
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Speaker 2: girl over from the get go.
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Speaker 1: So I matched with the guy on.
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Speaker 2: Hinge and we messaged very little before he asked me
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Speaker 2: to go out to the vineyard he works out for
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Speaker 2: a little date. When I arrived, we had some small talk,
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Speaker 2: then hopped in the buggy and he took me for
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Speaker 2: a drive around the vinyard. Then we pull up and
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Speaker 2: he had set up a beautiful little platter, picnic blanket,
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Speaker 2: wines and music all ready to go. It was such
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Speaker 2: a beautiful first date and he made the best impression
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Speaker 2: from the get go. Even if it had turned out
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Speaker 2: that we didn't vibe, it would have been a memorable experience.
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Speaker 2: This was only two days ago. But the date went
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Speaker 2: amazing and we hung out again yesterday. To all the
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Speaker 2: men out there, go for it with the first date,
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Speaker 2: love the pod. Keep up the amazing work, guys.
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Speaker 1: That is very good. But yeah, very much relies on
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Speaker 1: your job. Like where it is. You can do that
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Speaker 1: anywhere with a picnic or whatever or anything. Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: but that experience of like the vineyard and a buggy,
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Speaker 1: and well he lucky he has access. Like imagine we
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Speaker 1: just put a little picnic blanket in our studio, like
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Speaker 1: coming here or catsy fucking.
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Speaker 2: Like.
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Speaker 1: I wonder if the only thing I would be worried
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Speaker 1: about with maybe.
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Speaker 2: Setting up a picnic somewhere public right that everyone has
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Speaker 2: access to, is setting it up.
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Speaker 1: You'll leave it there and then leaving it there.
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Speaker 2: I've always thought that, and then leaving it there and
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Speaker 2: then going to the place where we said you'd meet
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Speaker 2: to go for a walk or something maybe, and then
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Speaker 2: you walk over to your picnic blanket you're like, actually,
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Speaker 2: I set it's up for you. You could go all
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Speaker 2: out and really and you could ask a friend to
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Speaker 2: mind it for you, mind it for you, or even
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Speaker 2: you just go to their house. You give them all
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Speaker 2: the picnic stuff, right, and then you say, look, I'm
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Speaker 2: going to pick her up at this time. We're going
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Speaker 2: to start our walk here at this time. All I need,
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Speaker 2: please is for you to set the picnic up just
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Speaker 2: like five to ten minutes before and then fuck off. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: And then and then it looks like it's been there
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Speaker 2: from the get go.
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Speaker 1: Even if you saw someone's friend just setting up a picnic, ok,
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Speaker 1: and you'll be like, this guy's like put some effort
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Speaker 1: into this.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, even if yeah, even if she saw your friend
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Speaker 2: setting it up and then he's like, oh shit and run.
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Speaker 1: But I think the misconception is you're going to do
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Speaker 1: too much. But what we're figuring out is you can't
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Speaker 1: do too much. And there aren't really I say, there
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Speaker 1: aren't really any bad ideas. But if you're being semi smart,
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Speaker 1: like I remember, for a date, you brought cold pizza
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Speaker 1: once and cold pizza.
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Speaker 2: I remember early this was early days of the podcast,
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Speaker 2: and we did put on our story.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: If you guys listening to this and you remember this,
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Speaker 2: you're an og of og listener.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so we put on the story.
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Speaker 2: I was going on a freaking date and had the
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Speaker 2: night before bought pizza, and I bought an extra one
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Speaker 2: to bring cold pizza to the date. And you, I think,
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Speaker 2: were like, don't do that, and I was like, dude,
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Speaker 2: I'm confident. Yeah, and then we did it in the
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Speaker 2: story and everyone, I think im majority was.
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Speaker 1: Like, don't do that. And I did it anyway and
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Speaker 1: it was a hit. But I also think it comes
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Speaker 1: down to effic because she thought this guy's gone out
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Speaker 1: the night prior because you had a date at like
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Speaker 1: eleven o'clock or something. Yeah, like a lunch date the
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Speaker 1: next day. Yeah, yeah, pizzachops went open or whatever, and
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Speaker 1: then he's gone out the day prior. I thought about it,
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Speaker 1: what pizza like, gone home, wrapped it up in aliumenifoil.
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Speaker 2: I guessed what pizza she liked. I had to take
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Speaker 2: a wild guess.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. But still it's like it's like the effort going
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Speaker 1: into it is one of what's the reward rather than
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Speaker 1: just a cold pizza, it's more than that, which I
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Speaker 1: think it goes into like this picnic or wine or
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Speaker 1: anything like that, even just even if a friend set
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Speaker 1: it up and it's not set up very nicely, like
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Speaker 1: it's a thought the count. I brought a fucking.
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Speaker 2: An old curtain.
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Speaker 1: As I remember Jake's trying to leave, it's like I
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Speaker 1: don't have a picnic plangeting, like his tower was wet
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Speaker 1: or something, and I was like, town's not big enough.
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Speaker 1: I just bought these curtains that weren't they the light
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Speaker 1: came through, so I didn't use them.
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Speaker 2: I was like, you take this, how funny freaking funny.
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Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know. I say, go all out,
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Speaker 1: you've got nothing to losered percent.
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Speaker 2: I think I don't know if I've said it on here,
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Speaker 2: if I've asked you before, or no, sorry I told
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Speaker 2: you before that. I don't know how the topic came
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Speaker 2: up between my girlfriend and myself, but we've never told
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Speaker 2: each other each each other's body count, Like I don't
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Speaker 2: know hers and she doesn't know mine. I'm the same, yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 2: and but I don't know how the body I think
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Speaker 2: came up the other day. I think we might have
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Speaker 2: been talking about, like, you know, what number is too high,
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Speaker 2: and then.
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Speaker 1: I think we had the dangerous conversation.
16:15
Speaker 2: I think we had the conversation of like, at the
16:18
Speaker 2: same time, it's like it doesn't really matter how high
16:21
Speaker 2: it is, because it's like I'm with you now, yeah,
16:24
Speaker 2: And because I think she might she just she knows
16:27
Speaker 2: of someone that has.
16:28
Speaker 1: A big one. Yeah, yeah, well yeah, yeah, we all
16:31
Speaker 1: know someone with a big one. And so she goes she.
16:37
Speaker 2: Goes like, look, I don't want to know it, but
16:39
Speaker 2: I think she really does. But she goes like, it's
16:41
Speaker 2: not like fifty.
16:44
Speaker 1: I was like fuck no. I was like fuck no,
16:48
Speaker 1: oh look dots. But also I was thinking, like what
16:51
Speaker 1: is the right I was like, there's no really right answer.
16:55
Speaker 1: I reckon it's tough for your girlfriend too, because like
16:58
Speaker 1: our industry is a misconception, and I reckon that like
17:01
Speaker 1: we use the poll No we didn't, right, just because
17:05
Speaker 1: we have this podcast.
17:08
Speaker 2: So I thought it was funny and it made me
17:12
Speaker 2: think of questions girlfriends asked that have no right answer.
17:15
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there is a lot there is. I just
17:19
Speaker 2: I had that one form Beth of her saying like,
17:22
Speaker 2: so it's not like fifties, and I was like, no,
17:28
Speaker 2: that's crazy. But she's not asked me these ones, but
17:32
Speaker 2: I it did make me think of some of Oh no,
17:34
Speaker 2: she asked me one of them as a joke.
17:36
Speaker 1: Should I try and answer them or does not even
17:38
Speaker 1: attempt it? We'll see if you can.
17:40
Speaker 2: The first one she did ask me as a joke,
17:42
Speaker 2: and we were we were in the gets right, just
17:47
Speaker 2: driving in the car, and she goes, have you ever
17:50
Speaker 2: fucked someone in here?
17:57
Speaker 1: The correct answer is straight up no, quickly as possible.
18:00
Speaker 1: And I was thinking in my head.
18:01
Speaker 2: I was like, do I say no straight away? Or
18:04
Speaker 2: does that sound like I'm lying? Do I ponder for
18:06
Speaker 2: a second? Orders that sound like I'm lying? When's the
18:08
Speaker 2: perfect amount of time to say no? I think everyone
18:10
Speaker 2: has that thought in the head of their car. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
18:14
Speaker 2: So that's that's the one she'd ask me as a joke.
18:16
Speaker 1: We laughed, and then we laughed.
18:18
Speaker 2: Yes, I so questions girlfriends ask I have no right answer.
18:23
Speaker 1: Well, you must have thought your ex was pretty didn't you.
18:28
Speaker 1: I don't even know what you answer. You're like, well,
18:30
Speaker 1: yeah I did.
18:32
Speaker 2: At the time, I feel like if you say no,
18:34
Speaker 2: she's like, so you date ugly girl. You try to
18:36
Speaker 2: say I'm muggling and you're like, no, no, no, no,
18:38
Speaker 2: she was pretty. Do you still think she's pretty?
18:40
Speaker 1: Do you think she's pretty?
18:41
Speaker 2: Not?
18:42
Speaker 1: You can't win. They're traps. This one scares me.
18:47
Speaker 2: Questions girlfriends ask they have no right answer. So am
18:51
Speaker 2: I your type?
18:53
Speaker 1: Why was that one bad?
18:54
Speaker 2: That one scares me a bit? Was that because I
18:57
Speaker 2: don't I feel like I don't want her to think that,
19:00
Speaker 2: like I just have a type?
19:01
Speaker 1: Oh right, yeah.
19:04
Speaker 2: You do?
19:09
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that's fine in
19:13
Speaker 1: saying I think I would admit like, yeah, you're my type. Yeah,
19:16
Speaker 1: I mean that's not a bad thing, Like I think
19:19
Speaker 1: you're hot, tick all my boxes? Fair enough?
19:23
Speaker 2: Actually, when you're like this one's pretty pretty common. You
19:29
Speaker 2: guys are walking together or maybe she's on her phone,
19:32
Speaker 2: your next or whatever, and she's like he's like, oh,
19:35
Speaker 2: do you think she's pretty? Like she says she thinks
19:37
Speaker 2: she's pretty? Trap and she's like do you think she's pretty?
19:39
Speaker 2: And you feel like no. She goes she's like, oh
19:43
Speaker 2: she's way pretty than me. What are you trying to say?
19:47
Speaker 1: The traps even if you look at the phone, like
19:48
Speaker 1: do you think she's pretty? Like why are you looking?
19:50
Speaker 2: Yeah?
19:51
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, good point. Oh I saw one the same thing.
19:57
Speaker 1: It was on TikTok and this girl was like, wow,
20:00
Speaker 1: she has the biggest bum. And then the guy, the
20:03
Speaker 1: boyfriend like put his sunnies down and have a look,
20:06
Speaker 1: and she goes, did you just put your sonnies down?
20:08
Speaker 1: He goes, I thought I saw a shark. If you're
20:18
Speaker 1: trapping us like that, and you said a question like
20:20
Speaker 1: do you reckon she's pretty? Or do you think loo
20:21
Speaker 1: look at that chick's tips, Like yeah, well if we
20:24
Speaker 1: just look if you said, look at that guy's weird mule,
20:25
Speaker 1: old look at it? Yeah, why are you guys?
20:27
Speaker 2: Yeah?
20:28
Speaker 1: True? If anything with like look at my instantly actually
20:31
Speaker 1: gonna be like yeah, exactly, it could be anything.
20:34
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ questions, girlfriends asked, I have no right answer.
20:38
Speaker 2: Would you tell me if we ran into someone that you.
20:41
Speaker 1: Have slept with? Oh, I think I've had this question ship.
20:46
Speaker 1: I think I said, no, I'll tell you after. Is
20:51
Speaker 1: that the right hand? You don't? Yeah, we wouldn't introduce
20:53
Speaker 1: someone as like hey, no, like normally you see someone
20:57
Speaker 1: like coming up and like oh fuck, you know, like
20:59
Speaker 1: you don't go like with him, So you would tell
21:06
Speaker 1: her after? I think so, I think, so, what about
21:09
Speaker 1: if you ran into Is that the rather thing they
21:12
Speaker 1: do tell him or just leave it in the air,
21:13
Speaker 1: like what they don't know doesn't hurt him.
21:14
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know when like ignorance is bliss. Yeah really,
21:18
Speaker 2: but it's like you don't want them to be.
21:21
Speaker 1: I would probably be so awkward. Then she'd be like
21:23
Speaker 1: that was weird. I'm like, oh, yeah, slept.
21:26
Speaker 2: Oh you just would hate to know, Like because I
21:28
Speaker 2: put myself in the shoes of if I was with
21:30
Speaker 2: my girlfriend and she ran into a guy and then
21:33
Speaker 2: after she goes, I've slept with it.
21:34
Speaker 1: But as a guy, I wouldn't want to know, But
21:37
Speaker 1: for some reason girls do. Yeah, I wouldn't want to
21:39
Speaker 1: know what I wouldn't want to know? But is that
21:41
Speaker 1: one of those things where they say they want to know,
21:42
Speaker 1: but they don't really want to know because or hurt them.
21:44
Speaker 1: But they do want to know. I think sometimes they
21:47
Speaker 1: just want to be hurt. But my answer was I'd
21:51
Speaker 1: tell them after. What about is any like a two
21:53
Speaker 1: or three in the world?
21:56
Speaker 2: Good point chances it must run it into someone I've
21:59
Speaker 2: slept with.
21:59
Speaker 1: It has a fucking slim gin.
22:04
Speaker 2: Like seriously, alrighty, that was good for me. Questions girlfriends asked,
22:14
Speaker 2: they have no right answer.
22:17
Speaker 1: Do you remember all the names of the people you've
22:19
Speaker 1: slept with? That is a trick. It's a fucking hard Questionnay.
22:26
Speaker 1: But if you because if you say yes, like do
22:27
Speaker 1: you think about them? But if you say no, say no,
22:31
Speaker 1: little heaps, Yeah, I would know. My answer would be like, yeah,
22:36
Speaker 1: if I thought about it, or like if I thought
22:39
Speaker 1: about it, like if I went on my hands right
22:40
Speaker 1: now and really thought about I could think of them. Yeah, okay.
22:43
Speaker 1: Also like the fact that we're twenty four.
22:45
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could be like, you know, if I if
22:49
Speaker 2: I thought about it, like not that there's a lot,
22:50
Speaker 2: but if I had to think about it, I would
22:52
Speaker 2: be thinking for a couple of years ago.
22:55
Speaker 1: Yeah yah, yeah, I gotta go work, go way back
22:57
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, yeah, oh shit. You could be like,
23:01
Speaker 1: well if you think it, like here's one way to
23:03
Speaker 1: do it. Okay, No is the right answer. I was
23:05
Speaker 1: a monk before I saw you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:09
Speaker 2: She goes, She's like, would you remember all the names
23:11
Speaker 2: of the girls you slept before?
23:13
Speaker 1: Me? Before you. Yeah, there was no before you. You
23:15
Speaker 1: just even say all the girls now Cassie, Cassie, you
23:23
Speaker 1: were my first. Oh good idea.
23:26
Speaker 2: Ignorance is bliss. If we broke up, would you unfollow me?
23:32
Speaker 1: That is a loaded question. Genuinely my answer would be yes,
23:37
Speaker 1: I would. No, you don't answer that, idiot? Yeah, shp,
23:42
Speaker 1: you fucked it. I fucked that idiot.
23:47
Speaker 2: How many other girls have slept in this bed?
23:55
Speaker 1: I just got a new bed.
23:55
Speaker 2: I don't know.
23:56
Speaker 1: Easy one is none? Easy one is none? Say no,
23:59
Speaker 1: he's got a new better don't know?
24:00
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all right, this is my last one. If
24:04
Speaker 2: we broke up?
24:05
Speaker 1: Would you ever bring another girl over? We're never going
24:10
Speaker 1: to break up? Everybody gotcha? No one's easy. What's with
24:14
Speaker 1: this of them trying to trick us? Actually, yeah, it's
24:17
Speaker 1: a good question. I would.
24:17
Speaker 2: I would love to know, Like why girls like knowing
24:19
Speaker 2: the answer to these things?
24:20
Speaker 1: It's gonna hurt alright already. I have a question for
24:31
Speaker 1: the team of two in the room for you and
24:33
Speaker 1: I is that where you tell people we are the team?
24:36
Speaker 1: I got a question for the team to please tell
24:39
Speaker 1: me you don't tell people like we're a team of two.
24:42
Speaker 2: No, I've never I've just thought of it that I
24:43
Speaker 2: was like, I wanted to say, like, all right, I've
24:45
Speaker 2: got a question for the team of two.
24:49
Speaker 1: It would be cool to have a team. It would
24:51
Speaker 1: be a team in here. Yeah, like someone that's like
24:53
Speaker 1: a producer, editor, maybe a sound guy. Get them involved
24:55
Speaker 1: a bit, someone's got like signs gone cute que say
24:58
Speaker 1: this now? I okay.
25:01
Speaker 2: If someone offered you a box with everything you've ever lost,
25:04
Speaker 2: what's the first thing you would look for?
25:07
Speaker 1: Wow, everything I've ever lost? Do you want me to
25:11
Speaker 1: go deep or like just normal? Just what comes to
25:14
Speaker 1: your head. My first initial thing was when we were
25:16
Speaker 1: in Bali last year. I lost the blue Dutch hat
25:19
Speaker 1: and Lumbogan Beach and I was so sad I lost that.
25:22
Speaker 1: That was my favorite one of the time. This is
25:23
Speaker 1: now my favorite one, my pink one. Yeah, but it
25:26
Speaker 1: was dark and I ran back to it to that
25:27
Speaker 1: beach to go find it because we're having dinner and
25:29
Speaker 1: the tider come up and it was gone. Yeah that's right,
25:32
Speaker 1: I forgot about that. Yeah, I was so angry. Oh no,
25:36
Speaker 1: that's the first immediate thing that came to mind. What
25:38
Speaker 1: about you?
25:38
Speaker 2: The first immediate thing that comes to my mind is
25:42
Speaker 2: when I was like, I want to say seven. I
25:47
Speaker 2: have a step brother. His name's Travis, older than me.
25:51
Speaker 2: When I was seventy. He was like fucking twenty or something.
25:53
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I didn't even know that, yeah, just.
25:59
Speaker 2: Known him like my whole life basically, and in Canada,
26:05
Speaker 2: from Canada, and he had I was at I was
26:08
Speaker 2: living in Canada and I had this. He was over
26:10
Speaker 2: there and he actually was just going through some of
26:12
Speaker 2: his old stuff because he had moved out a couple
26:15
Speaker 2: of years before, and he I was just with him,
26:18
Speaker 2: hanging out with him as a seven year old does.
26:21
Speaker 2: And then we found this bag of things called POGs
26:24
Speaker 2: p O g s. I had no idea what they were,
26:27
Speaker 2: but they're like a collectible coin, right like a game.
26:31
Speaker 1: And he was like, oh, these are POGs.
26:32
Speaker 2: Man Like he was telling me about when he was
26:34
Speaker 2: like my agent, like up in his teens, like how
26:36
Speaker 2: much Funny had with his friends collecting these things like
26:38
Speaker 2: the rarity and like what you do to play the game.
26:42
Speaker 2: And so he gave them to me and he picked
26:44
Speaker 2: one of them up and he said, this, this is
26:46
Speaker 2: the rarest one. Do not lose this, he said, do
26:50
Speaker 2: not lose this all right. And then I put it
26:53
Speaker 2: in a little toy plastic safe that I had in
26:55
Speaker 2: my room and it sat in there forever, man forever.
26:58
Speaker 2: And then one day, show and tell day it's cool,
27:01
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I want to bring that cool thing
27:02
Speaker 2: my brother gave me.
27:03
Speaker 1: I want to bring my pog that my stepmother gave me.
27:05
Speaker 1: And I bring it in right.
27:07
Speaker 2: And in America and Canada, the the desks, right, every
27:11
Speaker 2: single desk has like it's like desk, and then it's
27:15
Speaker 2: got the storage compartment underneath where you put all your
27:17
Speaker 2: books because you have the same desk all year, every year,
27:19
Speaker 2: and then you have your pencil and stuff. And so
27:21
Speaker 2: I go and we went into the music room and
27:23
Speaker 2: we were doing show and telling the music room, all right.
27:25
Speaker 2: I put my pog in the desk. It's not my
27:27
Speaker 2: normal desk, it's some music room that we go in
27:29
Speaker 2: every once in a while. Put my pog in there
27:31
Speaker 2: forget the pog, all right? And then I realize it,
27:35
Speaker 2: like after lunch, same day, I go back and look
27:38
Speaker 2: for the pog gone.
27:39
Speaker 1: It's like the tide kind of how am I supposed
27:41
Speaker 1: to know where it's gone?
27:43
Speaker 2: And told him he's never asked, so if he ever
27:46
Speaker 2: hears this, he's gonna be like my POGs, even though
27:47
Speaker 2: he's like fucking nearly forty now.
27:51
Speaker 1: Thirty thirty six or something. Imagine it just messages Jacobs like,
27:55
Speaker 1: where's my pog? Got Those POGs and my friends are
27:57
Speaker 1: get back into it.
28:01
Speaker 2: I just remember being like it was like one of
28:03
Speaker 2: my biggest fears at the time, him finding out that
28:05
Speaker 2: I lost the rarest pog.
28:06
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. So he goes back one
28:08
Speaker 1: of those things he doesn't know it, doesn't know him exactly. Yeah,
28:10
Speaker 1: ignorance is bliss. But I was gonna say with that question,
28:13
Speaker 1: it's one thing that you've lost that you missed the most.
28:15
Speaker 1: You could actually pose it into what's one emotion in
28:18
Speaker 1: your life you wish you had more that you sort
28:21
Speaker 1: of don't have one emotion in my life that I
28:25
Speaker 1: wish I had more of, Like love, anger, hate. Sometimes
28:31
Speaker 1: the emotions heaps of them, but sometimes I sometimes wish
28:35
Speaker 1: I could hate someone more, Like I'm just so easy guy,
28:37
Speaker 1: and then like hate doesn't stick around my body, I'm like,
28:39
Speaker 1: I really wish I could hate this person.
28:41
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm very you know what, I don't think
28:43
Speaker 2: I lack it, but I do wish I had more appreciation.
28:47
Speaker 1: Really, that's a good one. I've been stopping myself.
28:50
Speaker 2: A lot lately to be like, oh, well, no, I
28:52
Speaker 2: need to appreciate this.
28:54
Speaker 1: That makes me think about joy too, because sometimes when
28:57
Speaker 1: we're doing something good or something we're having a time,
29:01
Speaker 1: my head's already it's sort of appreciation too, Like my
29:04
Speaker 1: head's like focusing on the most little mind new bad thing.
29:07
Speaker 1: I kind of appreciate what's going on right now. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay.
29:12
Speaker 1: Appreciation is a very good one, I think.
29:14
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do think mine's appreciation just appreciation, appreciating like
29:18
Speaker 2: what we have.
29:20
Speaker 1: Yeah, we Yeah, like the fact that although like.
29:25
Speaker 2: Genuinely, I think if you were to ask me two
29:30
Speaker 2: years ago, all right, we'd be a couple months into
29:32
Speaker 2: the podcast and someone said like, ah, would you be
29:35
Speaker 2: happy making enough to live but you don't have to
29:39
Speaker 2: work and you're just doing the podcast, I'd be like, mate,
29:42
Speaker 2: I would have had a bit that's a lottery to me. Yeah,
29:44
Speaker 2: And now that we're here, we don't work, like we
29:47
Speaker 2: just do the podcast. It's the best thing ever. But
29:50
Speaker 2: where I'm constantly thinking like, how the fuck do we
29:53
Speaker 2: get more listeners.
29:53
Speaker 1: How do we get more of this more of that?
29:54
Speaker 1: We need to make more money? Like why am I
29:56
Speaker 1: thinking that? Yeah, you recently took a Sunday off and
29:59
Speaker 1: I don't know what you did, but you're just taking
30:01
Speaker 1: a Sunday off With this job, You're sort of like, Oh,
30:03
Speaker 1: your brain's always in it because there's always think about
30:05
Speaker 1: more listens, more views, more for fucking everything. Best thing
30:07
Speaker 1: over did. By the way, I was gonna say, you
30:09
Speaker 1: had the Sunday off, and maybe your Sunday off of
30:10
Speaker 1: me will be beneficial, just to appreciate what we're building
30:13
Speaker 1: during the week. And I'm also going to take it
30:15
Speaker 1: like one level further, like my relationships with my family,
30:17
Speaker 1: like the position I'm in there, Like yeah, having a
30:19
Speaker 1: loving girlfriend I love, and then my family loves me too,
30:21
Speaker 1: Like it's a lucky thing that I don't appreciate as
30:23
Speaker 1: much as I should.
30:24
Speaker 2: Fuck Yeah, Like I'm on Saturday night, at about five
30:27
Speaker 2: thirty pm, I turned my phone off, like off off.
30:32
Speaker 1: I got a message. I've got a voice message or
30:33
Speaker 1: a phone call from Jake, and he's like, I'm turning
30:36
Speaker 1: my phone off all Sunday. You're the only person I'm
30:38
Speaker 1: letting know you're You're the only person that way I
30:40
Speaker 1: would have thought would maybe reach out to me. I
30:42
Speaker 1: was like, I better let him know. I better let
30:44
Speaker 1: what known.
30:45
Speaker 2: And so I let him know, and then I turned
30:47
Speaker 2: it off and and I went That night, Henry and
30:52
Speaker 2: bethrough at my place, went to Dad's place for a.
30:54
Speaker 1: Fire with family.
30:56
Speaker 2: Getting out my phone, and when you don't have your phone,
30:58
Speaker 2: you kind of notice how much everyone else go on
31:00
Speaker 2: their yeah and how and I was just like every
31:02
Speaker 2: time I noticed everyone on theirs, I'm like, I would
31:04
Speaker 2: have been on mine right now. So it's like I
31:06
Speaker 2: got mine a lot. Yeah, And then came home, went
31:10
Speaker 2: to bed, usually watched TikTok before I got a bed,
31:11
Speaker 2: didn't do that. Still fell asleep fine. For some reason,
31:14
Speaker 2: was thinking like, am I gonna be able to fall
31:15
Speaker 2: sleep as easy without.
31:16
Speaker 1: Just like scrolling? It's bad for That's what I'm thinking.
31:18
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I'm in bed, Beth's having a shower right
31:21
Speaker 2: and I'm just like cuddling Henry and I fell asleep,
31:24
Speaker 2: and so she comes out and I'm like, we have
31:26
Speaker 2: to go to sleep now because I'm tired. I was like,
31:28
Speaker 2: we have to go sleep now. And then woke up
31:30
Speaker 2: now alarm was great. And then the next whole day
31:34
Speaker 2: no phone. And I'm not gonna lie to you, I
31:36
Speaker 2: think because like Henry and Beth were there. I went
31:38
Speaker 2: and played tennis with like my dad and Joanna and
31:40
Speaker 2: my cousin.
31:42
Speaker 1: And very wholesome. It was just like a very wholesome. Yeah,
31:45
Speaker 1: so I want to do it. Maybe I don't know,
31:48
Speaker 1: maybe I just didn't do it every Sunday or something.
31:49
Speaker 1: I don't know.
31:50
Speaker 2: It was cool, yeah, and I didn't want to turn
31:52
Speaker 2: it back on on Sunday night because I was like,
31:55
Speaker 2: I'm just.
31:56
Speaker 1: Gonna fucking think about everything.
31:57
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just gonna go check how many followers
31:59
Speaker 2: we I'm going to go check what well, how the
32:01
Speaker 2: videos are doing. I'm going to go check this, this, this, so.
32:04
Speaker 1: But it's a toxic, like it's a bit of a
32:06
Speaker 1: rearcurring cycle. Maybe when you're in Bali you should fucking
32:10
Speaker 1: zen out a little more. My plan was the grinding
32:12
Speaker 1: bally grind content. Ah right, well you can grind content
32:15
Speaker 1: for six days, yeah, and then turn it off for
32:17
Speaker 1: maybe I will do that.
32:18
Speaker 2: It's probably a good idea to reset. Just do it
32:20
Speaker 2: every single just like once a week turn it off.
32:22
Speaker 1: But it's also it's so hard to even when you're working,
32:25
Speaker 1: like in normal day to day jobs, like it's so
32:28
Speaker 1: hard to turn off sometimes in the middle and in
32:30
Speaker 1: the night. Yeah, and just like switch off from even
32:33
Speaker 1: I know you're a teacher or your nurse, not thinking
32:34
Speaker 1: about what's going on tomorrow, what do you got to
32:36
Speaker 1: do tomorrow, what do you do in the morning before
32:37
Speaker 1: you go to work. It's so hard to just like
32:39
Speaker 1: disconnect from that and just like be in the moment.
32:41
Speaker 1: Even like I've been really liking my Netflix time, like
32:43
Speaker 1: from like eight till ten, I'm like, I'm trying to
32:47
Speaker 1: turn my get off my phone, like as much as
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Speaker 1: posble say to my girlfriend, Like she says as well,
32:50
Speaker 1: she reads, but I like watch Netflix. Yeah, she goes
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Speaker 1: off her phones. We don't text each other or anything.
32:55
Speaker 1: And then I just trying to enjoy the Netflix film
32:57
Speaker 1: because I like, I'm watching a TV story Star Trek
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Speaker 1: Love Star Trek, just watching it again, and I'm just like,
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Speaker 1: I just want to be here at the moment with
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Speaker 1: Star Shrek and just enjoy it, which is so much like, yeah,
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Speaker 1: it's way harder than and then when I when I
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Speaker 1: really like concentrate on it and like I'll be in
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Speaker 1: like forty five minutes in and I was like, fuck,
33:12
Speaker 1: this is sick. Yeah. But then if I'm on my phone,
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Speaker 1: I won't appreciate the show as much.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
33:15
Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Even one thing I hate that I do is I
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Speaker 2: try and I'm like, if I've got a couple of
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Speaker 2: hours here before bed, it's like, why don't I maybe use.
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Speaker 1: That to try and get ahead on some editing. Yeah,
33:25
Speaker 1: I'll like it tomorrow. Yeah, that's what I do. Like,
33:26
Speaker 1: just do it tomorrow, you do it. I literally caught
33:28
Speaker 1: myself out today. We're getting dilemmas for Patreon, and I
33:30
Speaker 1: was like eight thirty and I was like, OK, I'll
33:32
Speaker 1: I get this started on tomorrow. I'll get dilemmas. Like
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Speaker 1: what am I doing?
33:35
Speaker 2: I have like that now before we start recording tomorrow.
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Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, like I wake up with so much time
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Speaker 2: to do it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, And I said, I'm turning my computer off because
33:41
Speaker 1: if I leave my computer and I'll come back over
33:43
Speaker 1: it and you'll see it all.
33:44
Speaker 2: You'll walk past me in the glare you're like you
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Speaker 2: look good, sexy and get in there, and I could
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Speaker 2: fucking get ahead.
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Speaker 1: And I watched the get ahead and get some head
33:56
Speaker 1: in my computer. Get Ahead. I watched a good movie
33:58
Speaker 1: last night on Prime.
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Speaker 2: It's called The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare.
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Speaker 1: That's such a movie.
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Speaker 2: It's got like Henry Cavill, It's got Alan Richardson, who's
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Speaker 2: the guy that is in the new Jack Reacher, big dude.
34:13
Speaker 2: It's got good actors, and it's about it was a
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Speaker 2: true story based on a true story, and they got
34:17
Speaker 2: the story from Winston Churchill his like open files that
34:22
Speaker 2: have since been only been opened since twenty.
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Speaker 1: Sixteen or something like that.
34:26
Speaker 2: And so during World War two, right, it's just about
34:31
Speaker 2: this story about they had to use like convicts to
34:34
Speaker 2: do this mission because it had to be off the
34:37
Speaker 2: books because what they were doing was considered to be
34:40
Speaker 2: like a war crime maybe, and so it would have
34:43
Speaker 2: been a just bit. It would have been worse, I think.
34:45
Speaker 2: I think it basically America wouldn't have helped them in
34:47
Speaker 2: the war or something England in the war. And I
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Speaker 2: fucking recommend watching it. It's like it was a cool movie,
34:52
Speaker 2: like the Henry Cavill's just a fucking beast actor in it,
34:55
Speaker 2: and it's.
34:56
Speaker 1: Didn't do a very good gad to sell on me
34:58
Speaker 1: just then. I didn't want to. I didn't want to
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Speaker 1: waste the time. You know what, I could try and
35:03
Speaker 1: sell it on you in Yeah, we used to do
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Speaker 1: movie synopsis. I could do one. But so here's one
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Speaker 1: thing I will try and sell you with it.
35:11
Speaker 2: So the guy Henry Cavill plays, Yeah, he used to
35:13
Speaker 2: be a major and then he like went to jail
35:17
Speaker 2: and then they needed him for this mission.
35:18
Speaker 3: Right.
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Speaker 2: The guy that wrote James Bond based to James Bond
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Speaker 2: off this guy.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, actually off this guy's real guy's life. Wow.
35:29
Speaker 1: So like James not based off anything.
35:32
Speaker 2: He would have like dramatized James Bond obviously, but he
35:35
Speaker 2: like what gave him the idea was like this guy's
35:37
Speaker 2: a fucking beast, and he was like he was just
35:40
Speaker 2: a mad dog.
35:40
Speaker 1: Do you reckon? Anyone will do that about us one day?
35:43
Speaker 1: Do that about us? Yeah? Like basic movie James Bond
35:45
Speaker 1: off us. What about fan fiction? Fan fiction?
35:49
Speaker 2: Like the boys were in there doing an ig question,
35:51
Speaker 2: things got heated.
35:54
Speaker 1: Jake opened his legs. Mate, your immediate thought goes to
35:58
Speaker 1: an erotic novel, not fan fiction. I know what fan
36:03
Speaker 1: fiction was erotica? I think no, I think fan fiction
36:06
Speaker 1: can just be fan fiction fiction, like something like you
36:09
Speaker 1: Turn it's fiction. We're not going to do that. You
36:12
Speaker 1: Turn into a Dragon and fly Aways fiction, Well, that's
36:15
Speaker 1: also fiction, but I don't think anyone wants to read that.
36:17
Speaker 2: Fan fiction is all about the girl I was writing
36:19
Speaker 2: something steamy take over his legs and he goes, we've
36:27
Speaker 2: got to Steve, We've got to stop talking to us.
36:29
Speaker 1: We'll write your own book. Yeah, we might start writing
36:32
Speaker 1: the basis of a book for someone. It might be
36:34
Speaker 1: a novel, come out soon. All right, everybody, thank you
36:43
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