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338 - Dress for Your Calendar · Fartmouth

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_02: I had to go to the mall the other day.
• 0:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_02: Because well, I was I was dragged to the mall for other reasons.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_02: Of course.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_02: But then I was like, I'm gonna pop into Hot Topic and see if by chance there just happens to be something, you know, t-shirt wise.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_02: And I found a really fucking sick system of a down shirt and I bought it.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_02: Nice.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_02: Then I they had like buy one, get one 40% off.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_02: Nice.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_02: And there was another shirt I really fucking liked, even more than the system of a down shirt, to be honest.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_02: It was a Silverstein shirt.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_01: Nice.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_02: It was fucking sick, dude.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_02: And they only had medium, like not any other size.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_02: And I asked them if they had anything in the back that's always gonna fail.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_02: And they were like, you can order online.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, can I get the 40% off?
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_02: And they were like, no.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, why does anybody come here for anything ever?
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like going to r regular stores like that.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_02: Because then I went online and they had it.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_02: And they had even more better shirts.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_02: So I bought the fucking system of down shirt.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_02: It was like 30 bucks worth it.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_02: Let's be real.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_02: That's fucking dope.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_02: But then I also ordered the Silverstein shirt and a 156 silent shirt.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, cool.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_02: And now I have three new shirts.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_02: What is the point of that story?
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_02: The only point of that story is that the only reason I went to the mall and accepted being dragged there was that I wanted Chinese food.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_02: And I got Chinese food.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_02: And it was the best I've ever had.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_02: Weirdly enough.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_02: Oh what the fuck?
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_02: It was the best teriyaki chicken I ever had.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_02: So, what was the point of that story, dude?
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_02: You guys need to go to the mall and get teriyaki chicken.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_01: Because it's really good.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_01: And I had some green beans too.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_01: They were really good.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_01: The only redeeming quality the mall has for me is Raiders merch.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's lots of that going on.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_01: The sports uh paraphernalia.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, dude.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_02: He jobs and hand jobs.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_01: The following is a production of the Farmating Verse and Merchant Department.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you for listening.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_00: Well of mine, it's Ken Fikesme.
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_00: Fart Matt University.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_00: Ed Sharon has a bad habit of capitulating to the Israel lobby.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I didn't make that second part long enough.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_02: I like a good stretch syllable.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_02: It works on you, man.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_02: Welcome everyone to Fart Mouth Podcast, a show that's a lot like a couch on the side of the road.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_02: Kinda gross, probably covered in jizz, but at least it's free.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_02: At least it's free.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_02: Every week we do a few rotating segments to make each other laugh.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_02: I'm Tyler.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_02: I'm Jake.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_01: You know who likes when things are free?
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_01: Jews.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_01: The Israel lobby.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, bro.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_01: They want that markdown hot topic shirt.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_02: They probably got the fucking scud missiles on discount that they used to fucking bomb those chitruns, bruh.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_02: First segment of the show.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_02: Would you rather?
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_01: It's my turn this week.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_01: My tongue.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_01: I have the Would You Rathers.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_01: Last week, sleep was your topic.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_01: Not the band.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_01: But not the stoner band.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_01: Sleep Token.
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_01: We'll get to that.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_01: Sleep is a way cooler.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_02: The word association just now clicked for me.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_02: Apparently it clicked for you too.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_02: I guess we'll find out.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_01: It did like four days ago.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_01: I wrote this one.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, uh, fucking uh sleep is a really cool stoner band.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_01: Check them out.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_01: Uh stoner doom metal band.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_01: Uh would you rather, Tyler?
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_01: Dress like the guy from Sleep Token.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_01: Oh fuck.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_01: Every day.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_01: With the black makeup and shit too?
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_01: Every day, but Halloween.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_01: You can't do it on Halloween.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_01: It wouldn't matter.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_01: You know?
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_02: It's my one night off of the year.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_01: Until the end of 2027.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_01: So the rest of this year.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_01: Next year, you gotta be that guy every day.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_01: So the bottom half of your face is blackface, and then you have a mask on from the nose up, from like the nostrils up.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, and then he wears like a weird of a weird vest with it, and like, you know.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, you've seen him.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_01: It's stupid.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_01: Uh or like sleep apnea token.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_01: We'll get to that too.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_01: Damn.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_01: Or sleep in the same room as four countum four, one, two, three, four, five hundred-pound women with no CPAP machines.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_01: Damn.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_01: So you don't even get the hum of a CPAP machine.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_01: You don't even get the, you know, of that.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_01: It's just the worst snoring you could imagine.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_01: Like Louie Anderson, Drew Carey at his fattest, the chick on the Drew Carey show at her fattest.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_02: Like four Mandy Reed's, dude.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_01: That's her.
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_01: Is that her name?
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_02: Andy Reed.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_02: Mandy Reed.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_02: Nice, dude.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_02: Hell yeah, dude.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's great.
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_01: Four fucking Rockel Mays.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, dude.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, yeah.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_01: Four fucking 500-pound sister wives, whatever the fuck that show was.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, that HGTV show, I think it was.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_01: TLC, maybe, whatever.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_01: It's got the fat bitches on it.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I'm talking about.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_01: They came to our town once and went to the bar, and uh, they had to close the bar down to have these fat fucks.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know how they got them in the door, but anyway.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, the back door is pretty wide.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_02: They got those.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_02: A lot of the bars downtown have the fucking uh garage doors for shipments.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_01: For pallets to be moved in.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's what you'd need to use, I think.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_01: The pallet entrance.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_02: They brought her in on a forklift.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_01: So there's four of those bitches, and you gotta sleep in the same room as them.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_02: Not the same bed, right?
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_02: No, but I mean they're around.
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_01: In a small room, like you know, relatively small room.
• 6:14
  SPEAKER_01: It's not like you're away from them in any way whatsoever.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_01: You were surrounded by them.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_01: And they're snoring.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_02: It's funny you said pallets earlier, because when I was growing up, uh like my mom called sleeping on the floor with a blanket, sleeping on a palette.
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_01: So did mine.
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_02: And I always thought that was weird because I knew what palette, like in the industrial sense, meant, and I was like, this this doesn't compute to me.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know where that fucking came from, but yeah.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_01: I remember that too.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know where that came from.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_01: Sleeping on a palette.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_01: We need to call into a way with words and ask him.
• 6:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, maybe.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_02: Ask Grant Barrett.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_02: I hear you say we need to call your mom, and I was like, please, let's fucking do that.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_01: Ask uh Grant Barrett and uh Martha Barnett.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_02: If we if we had an episode where we forgot to prepare any segments, we could just call your mom and we would just sit here and be a seven-hour episode.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, dude.
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_02: That would be awesome.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_01: It'd be so long, dude.
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that'd be a good time.
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, so I honestly, dude, like I could do the costume thing.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_02: I could wear the stuff.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_02: It's the paint shit that's gonna drive me up a fucking move.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, you're effectively doing blackface.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know how he's never gotten in trouble.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_01: I'm pretty sure he's white.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_01: That doesn't bother me, though.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_01: It's it's not I know, but I want Sleep Token to get in trouble.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_01: No, I I'm I'm with you on that.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_02: I would love for them to get cancelled into oblivion.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_02: I do too.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_02: But it's all I can think, I'm you know, a little egocentric in this particular instance because I have to put myself I I try as best I can during would you rather scenarios to really put myself in this situation.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_02: Because it's so easy when people get asked would you rather scenarios to just like oh fucking what I would just do whatever and just get over it.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_02: And then, you know, it doesn't lead to any conversation.
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_02: They're boring, they don't have a brain, they're small, they're they're little, they're tiny, they're little bitty creatures.
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_02: They're like smurfs when they do that.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_02: I'm big.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_02: I think bigly.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_01: Nice.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_02: So you know, I really try to put myself in this scenario and like actually think about like I have to do this.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_02: You know?
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's it's it makes it easier for me to decide what I want if I'm like, oh, I I'm picking a thing that I actually now have to do.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_02: So thinking like that, I'm thinking like I gotta put this fucking paint on all the time, dude.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_01: Every day, yeah.
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_02: Uh fuck, dude.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_02: It's like I'm I already get real sweaty and hot when it's you know warm out or like if I have to wear anything that I don't I'm not normally in.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, there the vest would be nice.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_02: It's nice and airy.
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_02: I can keep a fan on.
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_02: That shit's the fucking paint's gonna be running down my chest with all the sweat.
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_02: But I just don't want to fucking do that.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_02: And then how long do I have to sleep with the the Bessies?
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_02: Same time frame.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_02: It's like a year and a half, basically.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like when I actually do fall asleep, dude, I sleep like a fucking brick, dude.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm like a corpse when I fall asleep.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna have it's gonna have to be a meat locker that you're sleeping in, basically.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_01: Because these bitches are gonna generate heat.
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm gonna buy some I'm gonna go on uh I'm gonna go on Timu or whatever and buy some$80 desk fans like you did.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna Hey, it's still working, bro.
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna paint the fucking room and fans.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_02: It's still working to try to keep the temp down.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_01: Either way, there's annoying fans involved.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_01: Sleep token or uh true, true.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_01: The fat bitch room.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_02: So true.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_02: Any any like hardcore adjacent band that has like a large portion of female fans is like a great indicator of a band that I don't want to fucking listen to.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_02: Ice Nine Kills.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_02: Huge female fan base.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_02: Don't care.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking terrible.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_02: Don't want to be involved.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_01: Don't want it anywhere near me.
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_01: Terrible.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sure there's other examples that I can't think of right now.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_01: Sleep token, you got your uh uh there's another one.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, President is one that's that's getting big right now.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_01: Obvious industry.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_01: They're terrible, dude.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_01: It's the worst, most overproduced bullshit.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_01: It sucks.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, there's like non-hardcore bands that it's fine if chicks are into them, but it's something about the hardcore uh adjacentness that when a bunch of chicks like it, it's because it's somehow soft and fen feminine already.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_01: There's something about right out the gate.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_01: There's not like the Dow Boys don't have that.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_01: They have chick fans, but it's not nearly as many dudes, you know.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_02: It's not a significant percentage of their fan base.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_02: And it's because good hardcore music is ungaboonga caveman shit.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_02: There's ungaboonga going on, and bitches don't fuck with ungabunga.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_02: No, they do not.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_02: They do not at all.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_01: They need at least some kind of soul something smooth voiced something.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_02: They need something they can grasp onto because ungabunga doesn't speak to them.
• 11:32
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_02: And it shouldn't and it shan't.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_02: And I don't I'm glad there's a separation.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_02: I think uh this movement to get more chicks into hardcore is cool and all, but it's like you're making them more masculine by doing that, which is fine.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_02: I'm totally cool with that.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_02: To get chicks into masculine shit is fine, but don't feminize the thing to get them into it.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_02: Right, right.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_02: Like we don't need to like dress the fucking football players up in rainbow uniforms and give them sparkly fucking towels to get chicks into football.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_01: We just need Taylor Swift to date one of the players, as it turns out.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_02: That's that's the wrong way of doing things.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_02: Right, exactly.
• 12:17
  unknown: Yeah.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, uh, I feel like I could sleep through that storm.
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_02: Like it's it already takes a diabetic storm.
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, dude.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_02: I'll have fucking limbs on the ground just fucking sloughing off.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_02: It's like early Kyler's wife, but four times.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_02: It would be annoying and it would suck, and I don't want people in my house that shouldn't be there anyway.
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_01: But oh man, they're gonna eat so much, too.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't even think about that.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_02: No, I'm gonna put a fucking padlock on the refrigerator.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_02: You're not eating my shit, bitch.
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_02: Get the fuck out of here.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_01: You guys better be uh fucking grub hubbing this shit or something.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_02: During the day, they live in the garage.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_02: Like a like a bunch of fat barn cats.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_02: Get the fuck out of my house, you fucking barn fats.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_02: Barn fats, yeah, dude.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, dude.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_02: I'll turn them into barn fats real quick.
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_02: They'll be sweating it out out there.
• 13:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_02: I'll be better for their health than Ozimpic, bro.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, dude.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_01: They will.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_01: They'll lose a lot of water weight for sure.
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_01: Uh so my my topic this week.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_01: I think we've done we might have done this as a topic before, but it's us.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_01: So why not revisit this specific thing?
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_02: I like revisiting stuff after several years because perspectives change.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_01: Let's double dip into this.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_01: Let's let's get back into it.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_01: Cum.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_01: There's so many places you can go.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_02: There's a lot of places you can go.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_01: So many places you can go with your cum in real life.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_01: True.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_01: Uh so I thought um I thought of a phrase, and you're gonna pick up on the phrase very quickly, uh, that made me laugh, and that's why I went with this.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_01: So would you rather wear the same shirt every day for a year?
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_01: So it's kind of similar to the one before.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_01: The second half, though, is gonna throw you for a loop a little bit, but wear the same shirt every day for a year that says daddy want cummies.
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_01: Or uh baby want cummies was good too.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_01: It was very funny, but uh that's a little too on the nose for me to say.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_02: So what if it was a bib that said baby want cummies?
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_01: No, that might be the funniest merch item we could possibly make.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_01: But I think that Teespring will probably delete our entire existence if we do that.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_01: I think so, but Daddy Want Commies was obviously much more appropriate age-wise.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, a piece of merch that a piece of merch that would sell would be a bib that said daddy came and my mommy.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_02: Or something on this.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, right.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I there used to be a sh uh website called t-shirthell.com and they did have child they had baby shirts.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they had onesies, yeah, and and baby shirts, I believe.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_01: And they said uh priest magnet was one of them.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_01: Uh uh Daddy's Little Squirt was one of them.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_01: Uh mommy just wanted a back rub, daddy just wanted a blowjob, shit like that.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_01: Very funny, very fun.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_01: And their their uh ownership uh during the period where I would go to my grandparents' house and uh every time I was on their computer and I hit the dial up, every fucking time I went to t-shirt hell.com first for like a year of my life.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_02: Just to see funny shirts.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_01: As a fucking edgelord 14-year-old boy, I would go there and see their new crop of shirts because they came out with new shirts every week.
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, they must have made a fucking killing off of dudes like me at the time, except I didn't have a credit card, but like people who had more access to their parents' credit card, they made shitloads of money.
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_01: There's great shit.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_01: Mary was only a version if you don't count anal, like a bunch of fucking sick ass t-shirts, dude.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_02: Dude, I dropped uh at band practice the other day, I dropped a Mary was a whore.
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_02: Right before our song about God.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_01: You uh you there is a break in one of our songs where you were coming up with a new shocking uh uh exclamation every time.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_01: Not really exclamation, you said it pretty quietly, but uh a new shocking phrase every time.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_01: And you uh the one where you said hit women, dude.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_01: I thought of that last night at that time in the song, and I was fucking laughing to myself like an idiot while we were playing the rest.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_02: You know why I stopped doing it is because I was I was doing that when we didn't have shows coming up.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_02: And I knew that if I was doing it in the lead up to a show, I was gonna slip up and fucking get us in trouble.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_01: Say it into a microphone.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_02: I knew I was gonna get us in trouble if I did because like hit women was the funniest thing I could have said.
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_02: That whole song is about my ex-girlfriend that was a fucking bitch, dude.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_02: So the whole song is me just talking about how she's a cunt, how she's a fucking rat, like how I want to bury her six feet under the earth and let worms feast upon her fucking face.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that whole song is brutal as fuck about her.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_02: And then the hit women thing right before the breakdown was just like insane.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_02: But I was like, I gotta stop saying it because it's gonna get stuck in my head, yeah, and I'm gonna get drunk at a show, and my default is gonna be to say that.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so I had to stop.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_01: Hit women.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_01: It's just so funny.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_01: The way you say it too is what makes it so funny.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, is you say it just so sternly and like with almost no emotion.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_01: It's so funny.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_01: Just hit women, and then it starts like you're saying it almost robotically, it's so funny.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_01: And I thought of that last night, and I laughed through the rest of the song to myself, like with this stupid smile on my face.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, someone's gonna see me and then ask afterward what the fuck I was laughing at.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_01: Because nothing funny happened, it was just in my head.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_01: Like I thought of something well now.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_02: I I've been doing nothing in that period of time.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, right, right.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_02: Uh so it's like the silence makes like your brain like goes to the association right exactly.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_02: Because I hear it in my head now, too.
• 18:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_01: It's just it's one of those, it's just one of those where it's like the opposite sentiment of how you feel, and that's what makes it so funny, is that it's like literally not how you are or how any of us are.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, anyway, would you rather wear the same shirt every day for a year that says daddy want cummies?
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_01: Or get bukakied once a week on Brazzers.com for a year.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_02: Oh shit.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_01: So each one is a year.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_01: And uh instead of going with the, you know, uh an inconvenience like the snoring ladies, I went with uh, you know, public uh public uh humiliation in a different way.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_01: Whereas you have to wear the daddy won't come y shirt like at work and shit.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_01: Uh this isn't like that.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_01: Nobody from work is probably on Brazzers, but yeah.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_01: I'll also in a lot of states nobody's going to Brazzers anymore.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_01: So I didn't think about that till just now.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_01: That kind of foils my plan a bit.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_02: Well, so two things.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_02: I'll speak to the Brazzers thing so I don't forget.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_02: I think it would be interesting from like a sociological perspective to do something like that, and maybe not well, definitely not that thing, yeah, but to put something somewhere like that where like you'll f it's so outrageous that it's there that you'll find out who amongst the people you know partakes in that thing.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_02: Uh you know what I'm saying?
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_02: Like it would be hilarious to post something on like a brozzers or like a like a foot fetish website.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_02: That has your likeness attached to it, and then like one of the people that you know comes up because they have to, you have to say something.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_02: They have to address it.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_02: You have to, for sure, yeah.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_02: Because it's so crazy.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_02: And it's like, ha, you fucking do that.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_01: You know, just like as a guy.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you're still gonna have on the daddy won't come a shirt.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_01: During the buckey, yeah, yeah.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I guess that's appropriate.
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_02: That's the appropriate place to wear that.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_01: For sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_01: That's I forgot about that part.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_01: You have to and you have to wear the same shirt each time, but without washing it.
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_01: Between.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_01: So eventually, if it's a white t-shirt with black text, eventually the text is just gonna disappear.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, fuck.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_02: Uh the second thing I will say, uh, going back to what was the other option?
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_01: Uh wear the Daddy Won't Comedy shirt every day.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, right, right, right.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, yeah.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_02: So as like a little anecdote, um during, you know, I've I've talked about it on the main show a little bit, a little bit on the Patreon too, but like where I work, every three months we do this like big company wide meeting thing.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and in probably the past year they've shifted from one format to another.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_02: The old format was like we have this giant presentation, there's gonna be several people talking and like kind of telling the whole company about what's going on, this and that.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_02: They shifted away from that because people were complaining that it was like you're just talking at us, you're not listening to us, blah, blah, blah.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_02: So now they do it like more QA.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like a town hall almost, yeah.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_02: Where the whole thing is just they can submit questions ahead of time on a form, and then also during the thing, they can submit questions and on one of 'em probably nine months ago.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_02: I the only question I submitted was can we start doing casual Fridays?
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_02: Now I like the idea of casual Fridays as like an official sanctioned thing.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_02: As opposed to like dress do whatever wear whatever you want, whenever you want.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_02: You know?
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_02: Like I don't like that as much as I like.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_02: It's a thing now.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_02: On Friday, people are gonna show up in like a tank top or like fucking, you know, board shorts or flip-flops.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_01: Hawaiian shirt, maybe.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like I like that as a because it like brings people together in this, like, Friday's awesome.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_02: I'm ready for the weekend.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_02: This you guys see, this is what I I'm wearing Crocs and fucking basketball shorts and a tank top.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_02: This is how I dress on the weekend, you know, like gives you a little peek into the lives of the people you work with.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_01: A lover boy song should be playing.
• 22:53
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_01: On repeat for the first 30 minutes of the day.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_02: Or like fucking uh what was the Jimmy Jimmy Buffett?
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_02: A little Jimmy Buffett over the intercom, dude.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_02: Sure, dude.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_02: Hell yeah.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_02: A little some some gimme two penny coladas, Garth Brooks, dude.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, fuck yeah, dude.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_02: I would love that.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_02: That'd be sick.
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_02: So I just thought it'd be a cool idea.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_02: It's a lighthearted thing.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_02: This is the the fucking official marketing person response I got to my question.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_02: Dress for your calendar.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_02: And I stewed on that.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_02: I stewed on it.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_02: Because I'm like, what the fuck does that even mean?
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_02: And then the next So dress like Gregory.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what that's who the calendar's named after.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_02: The Gregorian calendar.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_02: I should dress like a monk because he was a monk.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_02: He was.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_02: Should I shave half of my head and fucking wear robes?
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_01: You should have come in in robes the next day, bro.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_01: I'm Gregorian.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_01: It's the calendar.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_01: You said dress like the calendar.
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm doing.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_01: I'm dressed like Gregory right now, bro.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_01: I'm Gregged out.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_02: I'm dressed like my favorite calendar.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_02: The I'm shirtless with just the fucking uh firefighter pants and boots and the helmet.
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_02: This is the calendar I have up on my wall.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_02: What calendar do you have?
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_01: Dressed up like a dog shitting.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_01: That's that's a favorite nowadays.
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just cat balls.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just cat balls walking around the office.
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, dude.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_02: Oh shit.
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_01: I have a daddy want cummies calendar.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_01: That's how you could get out of that one.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_01: That's a good point.
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_01: I was told officially.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_02: It was my official marketing response.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_02: There's a PDF and everything.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_01: Screenshot the fucking that from the video feed.
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_02: It's on the back, it's on the back of the shirt.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_02: The front of the shirt is daddy want commies.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_02: The back of the shirt is dressed for your calendar.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_02: Nice.
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_02: Um, so I stewed on that for a while because I was like, what the that doesn't even that doesn't mean anything to me.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_01: Like wear red and green in December.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_01: Like what what the fuck does that mean?
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_02: Like, oh, it's hot outside.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_02: Where oh I that's what I was thinking.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe like the calendar, it's like seasonal?
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_02: Like uh Labor Day, white or something?
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_01: Does it say on your calendar like dress this way today like a school does?
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_01: Then what the fuck?
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_02: So I studied on it for a while.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_02: Because it it didn't it made no sense to me.
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_02: It didn't compute.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_02: So then one day I just asked her.
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, I have a question.
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_02: She's like, what?
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, what the fuck does dress for your calendar mean?
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_02: And she was like, well, if you have like an important meeting coming up, dress professionally, and if you don't have anything important on your calendar, dress however you want.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, I don't like that.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_02: That's not how you say that.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like anything about it.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_01: Why would you say that in such a cryptic, vague way?
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_01: Why would you say it like it's a thing that people know what that means?
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_01: You know how the thing the answer you gave was one sentence?
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_01: Do you see how the the answer you've given me now that's two sentences was like eight more words and it cleared it up entirely?
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe go with the second option next time.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_02: It's not like a saying that people know, like dress for success.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_02: Dress for the job you want, dress for less, even.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_02: Those are all things that people know what that means.
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_02: Nobody knows what the fuck dress for your calendar means.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_01: Dress for the job you want.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_01: There's so many dress sayings, and she didn't say a single one of those.
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_01: Not one.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_01: She said some random cryptic bullshit.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_02: She was like trying to start a new trend or something.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, I don't know what the fuck that means.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_02: And then she she told me what it meant, and I was like, that's gay.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that gives me no direction.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not gonna come to work in a tank top on fucking Tuesday because I don't have any meetings scheduled.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_02: You're high and retarded.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's stupid.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_02: Just bring casual Fridays.
• 27:00
  SPEAKER_02: Tell everybody to dress business casual Monday through Thursday.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_02: And on Friday, it's a fucking free-for-all.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_01: Let it fly, dude.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_01: It's bathing suit day.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_01: Do you got a macho man Randy Savage shirt in your closet?
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_01: You've been dying to rip fucking break out for everybody.
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_01: Friday, do it.
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_02: That would be the day to do it.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_01: Wear your cargo shorts and your macho man Randy Savage complete with the frill, sleeveless fucking shirt on Friday.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I want to wear jorts.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, dog.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_01: I love jorts.
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_01: Jorts are pretty cool.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know why Jorts.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_01: I understand jorts that are not cutoffs.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_01: I understand how those get some hate.
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_01: They do look not great.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_01: But if they're cutoffs, why would anyone have a problem with that?
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_01: Those are not jorts anymore.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_01: They are cutoffs.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_02: What I realized in the cutoff thing is that you gotta get like some real denim, like le old school Levi's.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_02: So you get that white shit really coming out the bottom.
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_02: Because I cut off some of my like modern jeans that have like the polyester woven into it so they're stretchy.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sure.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_02: More comfortable, but impossible to make look cool when you're cutting them off.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they have to be actual jeans.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_01: I cut off some for a show because we were doing a whole theme in a previous band.
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I know I've told you about it.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_01: I think it was before we met, though, when we did that.
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_01: But uh, and I cut them in front of the fucking jam room where we practiced.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_01: Like this was not a plan until an hour before the show started.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_01: So I remember taking the shitty scissors that we happened to have in the jam room.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_01: Which if you have scissors in a jam room where your band is practicing, they're not gonna be good scissors.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_01: In fact, one side was broken, like the handle part was broken.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_01: So I had to be very careful with cutting.
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_01: And I I fucking did it.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_01: I still wear those shorts.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_01: They are my number one jorts to this day.
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck yeah.
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, because I cut them so perfectly in a pressure, like a pressure cooker of a fucking like hurried fit of like, oh, and I I fucking cut them perfect.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_01: Tried to do it again like six months later.
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_01: They're dog shit.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_01: I never wear them.
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_01: They suck and they're uneven and shit.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_01: Actually, the ones I that are good started out uneven, and I had to fucking use the shitty scissors a third time and cut the one pant, but it they're perfect now.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_01: So but yes, so I I know the Jorts game, and yes, they do have to be regular denim.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_01: And uh I remember uh the Christmas before this is like right when my mom became a Facebook mom, was that year, and she started commenting on everything I fucking posted, and everything any band I was in posted, she would comment on it.
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_02: To this day, she still does.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_01: She still does, and uh even though I'm 36, like give it up, mom.
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_01: It's fine, it's it's cool.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not a kid.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I'm not making the honor roll no more.
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_01: You can stop with this shit.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, so proud of my baby.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this show is the only thing she does not like actively support or comment on, luckily.
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_01: So anyway, uh I uh uh we posted a thing about the jorts.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_01: We were like, we're wearing jorts tonight, wear yours to the show, you know?
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_01: And uh she commented, didn't I buy you those jeans for Christmas?
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, yeah, and they were dog shit jeans.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_01: Guess what though?
• 30:36
  SPEAKER_01: Now it's been now they're awesome jeans that was literally, literally nine years ago.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_01: And I still have them and I wear them 20 times a year.
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_01: Like I wear them a decent amount as jorts, and I never wore them as pants.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_02: That's awesome.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, you made them better.
• 30:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I did.
• 30:55
  SPEAKER_01: I've improved on the gift, and she did not appreciate it.
• 30:59
  SPEAKER_01: She was like, I think she said, she didn't say were those.
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_01: She said that in person later.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_01: I think in the comment she said those were a nice pair of jeans or something.
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_01: You can stop being a mom.
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_01: I know I'm an only child, but you can stop being a mom for like 10 seconds once a year, lady.
• 31:15
  SPEAKER_02: She she was tickled to death by the post I made recently.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_02: I uh shared one of our fucking uh shows that we have coming up in our band.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_02: And I just, you know, I was trying to think of like a a little joke that's not offensive, that'll like maybe get a little more engagement than just like come to show.
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 31:34
  SPEAKER_02: So I said uh our next show is in this place.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_02: Uh if he come out, I'll do a shot of Jack Daniels because it's in Kentucky.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_02: Out of Jake's hat.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I saw that.
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 31:46
  SPEAKER_02: That part.
• 31:46
  SPEAKER_02: She was tickled to death by that.
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_02: She was like, if you do it out of a shoe, I'll pay for the shot.
• 31:52
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, uh, it doesn't seem like enough financial incentive to have foot funk in my mouth.
• 31:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, for sure.
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_02: I need a little more than that, lady.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_02: But uh, yeah, man.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_02: Uh I'll do the t-shirt thing.
• 32:07
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 32:07
  SPEAKER_02: I've got my own cum and my own beard before, and it's a fucking hassle, bro.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I bet.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_02: And I bet it is.
• 32:14
  SPEAKER_02: I I was Especially once it dries.
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_02: I was as close to gagging as I could have gotten without actually gagging.
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_02: And it was my own jizz.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_02: The old my own brand.
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and you got a bunch of fucking zinc snorting motherfuckers coming on you in a Brazzers Bucaki, dude.
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, dude.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_01: In a Braz Khaki, dude, that's gonna be terrible.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_01: It's gonna be awful.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna have Johnny Sins all over my face.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_01: Johnny Siemens all over your goddamn shit, dude.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah, yeah, Johnny Sins.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_01: I did see a thing recently where it was like a guy who could guess which porn star it was based on his moans.
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_01: Some dude who was so porn-brained he knew which male performer it was based on his moans, which might be the gayest thing I've ever heard.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_02: I don't I think that there's maybe two dudes that I've seen more than like two or three videos of.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_02: Because like he's the one that's fucking the chick in every video.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_02: And up.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_01: Johnny Sins was one of those, yeah, right.
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_02: He's not one that I would be referring to.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_02: There's this dude named Alex that I've never even seen what he looks like because it's all POV.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_02: But he's always with like super hot chicks and he always nuts on their face.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_02: So like I just I land on his videos maybe one out of every ten times I beat off.
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_02: And I've seen like maybe 10 or 15 of those videos over the years.
• 33:53
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_02: But I don't know what his moans sound like.
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_02: That's insane, yeah.
• 33:58
  SPEAKER_02: If I hear a dude moan in a video, I usually click off of it.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_01: Isn't that isn't part of the deal like you're not supposed to moan at all?
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_01: Like it's supposed to be the girl, the lady's sounds.
• 34:07
  SPEAKER_02: I prefer silent uh male actors.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_01: Because the because the whole thing is dudes are watching this and they don't want to hear that.
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_01: Especially you're so close to the microphone.
• 34:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's a problem, bro.
• 34:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_02: If you're watching that with headphones on, that's like ASMR.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_02: It'll fucking scare you.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_01: It'll scare you.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_02: I click off that shit so fast.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_01: It's like the audio equivalent of that video of the fucking car driving down the road and then the zombie lady jumps in front of the screen, like, oh man.
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_02: It's like that.
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_02: It's too amateur.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_02: Like, if you're if you're a dude in a porno moaning a lot, it's like extra amateur.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_02: It's yeah, that's weird.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like it.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_02: But yeah.
• 34:50
  SPEAKER_02: Uh next segment.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_02: How about that?
• 34:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, dude.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_02: Ladies and gentlemen, here's Tyler's top 10 list.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_03: Let's go.
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 35:00
  SPEAKER_02: I have I do have a top 10, basically.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, wait.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_01: Is this a good time to see if we have any comments?
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, sure.
• 35:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, let's see.
• 35:08
  SPEAKER_02: Let's just see.
• 35:08
  SPEAKER_02: Check the Spotify.
• 35:09
  SPEAKER_02: Let's be let's just see.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't hopefully not disappointed.
• 35:13
  SPEAKER_02: Hopefully.
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_02: I did post the episode on time this time.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_02: There was uh one week, I can't remember if it was I think it was the week before last that I was a couple days late because of a mistake.
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_01: So we do have comments.
• 35:27
  SPEAKER_01: I just want to make sure there weren't any extra ones on R.I.P.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_01: Hee-haw from two weeks ago.
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_01: Sure, sure.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_01: From a week ago, we have 9-11 Fun Facts.
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_01: Is the episode title.
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_01: We have a comment from Basket.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_01: Basket! My guy Bernie Mack in the top five just because of his role on the first Transformers.
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_01: And I totally forgot that he was in the first Transformers.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_01: Is that the one with Sheila Booth?
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the very first one.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_01: Oh fuck, dude.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_02: Rest in peace, King, dude.
• 35:56
  SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you mean Bernie?
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_01: I was gonna say, Shila Buff's alive.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, maybe not for long, but he is alive right now.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 36:03
  SPEAKER_01: Bernie Mack, dude.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_01: And then Atomic Waffle said Jake never said the hard R unfollowing.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_01: Because you you teased it that I was gonna say it.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_01: I forgot that I did that.
• 36:13
  SPEAKER_01: And then I did not say it because I don't say it.
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_01: I should have bleeped a random word in the middle of the show.
• 36:19
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 36:19
  SPEAKER_02: I just it was impulsive.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_02: I apologize.
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_02: Atomic Waffle, please come back.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe come back.
• 36:28
  SPEAKER_02: Uh I will I will say it at the end of the episode.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not I'm gonna forget.
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_02: This is how all my relationships end.
• 36:38
  SPEAKER_02: My relationships live or die by the n-word.
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well.
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_01: Mine tend to live or die by this podcast for some reason.
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_02: I'll tell you what, dude.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_02: All the relationships I've had where the n-word was involved was always the chick saying it way too much because they think that I'm cool with it.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_01: It tends to be that, right?
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_01: It's similar to like a dude out at a bar who's like, you're cool because you're you're one of us.
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I'm like, no, I'm not at all.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not actually.
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_01: You're not saying if you were saying it to be funny, you might have a, you know, depending on the context and everything, like it could work, but you're not.
• 37:15
  SPEAKER_01: You're saying it in earnest.
• 37:17
  SPEAKER_01: And that's actually the opposite of what I like.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_02: 99 out of a hundred dudes that are willing to say the n-word around other people, yeah, say it with hate.
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_01: That's a problem.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_02: Even if they're not like, I hate n-words, like they're saying it in a way that's like, that wasn't fucking funny or cool at all.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_02: It's like got away with one.
• 37:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 37:39
  SPEAKER_01: Whereas we're like, we of course we're getting away with it because we're not saying it to be hateful.
• 37:44
  SPEAKER_02: I'm in unmixed company.
• 37:46
  unknown: Yeah.
• 37:46
  SPEAKER_02: Thank God.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_02: You know, not into it.
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_02: All the chicks that said it are like I was like, what the fuck?
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, every time, dude, every time.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_01: It's it's a problem.
• 37:59
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, thanks for the comments.
• 38:01
  SPEAKER_02: Keep them coming.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_02: We love Spotify.
• 38:05
  SPEAKER_02: Comments.
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_02: I have two top fives, which equals ten.
• 38:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_02: Uh number the first what the fuck.
• 38:14
  SPEAKER_02: The first top five is top five.
• 38:17
  SPEAKER_02: Worst activities to do while high.
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_02: Number five.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_02: Participate in sports.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_02: Have you ever dude?
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_02: For sure.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_02: You get winded way fucking fast.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_02: You want to quit after three minutes.
• 38:35
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_01: Whatever it is.
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_02: Even just fucking chucking the ball around, it's like, I need a break.
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_02: I threw it three times.
• 38:43
  SPEAKER_02: I need to sit down.
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_01: Eat some Kool-Aid.
• 38:46
  SPEAKER_01: The only time I've been able to sustain anything like that while fucked up at all was Fart Party.
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_01: The first one where we were throwing the football around.
• 38:55
  SPEAKER_01: And a lot of that was just laughing at Mike.
• 38:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 38:57
  SPEAKER_01: In his poor form.
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, yeah.
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_02: It just dep it depends a little bit on the situation.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_02: Especially if you're like drinking and smoking.
• 39:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_02: But anytime I've ever been high and I tried to like run around, I'm just like, I can't.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_01: I'm good.
• 39:16
  SPEAKER_02: I want to lay down.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_02: Uh number four.
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_02: Watch.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, wait, no, no, no.
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_02: I I forgot I reworked my order.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_02: Number four is get more high.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_02: When you're already fucking high, the worst thing you can do is get way more high.
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_02: Been there, hate it.
• 39:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_02: That's how you ended up in the hospital.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I just got high once, but yeah.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_01: Turns out it was too much.
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_01: The one time.
• 39:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because getting more high makes you too high, and being too high is a bad time.
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_02: It is.
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_02: It is, in fact, a bad time.
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 39:56
  SPEAKER_02: Uh number three.
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_02: It almost should go without saying, but I can say from experience, I thought it would be fine and it fucking wasn't.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_02: Go to work.
• 40:06
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, big time.
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_01: Damn.
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_01: Horrific.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_01: Horrific decision, dude.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_02: Every time that you do it, something that you didn't expect to happen happens, and it's a fucking disaster.
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, I have I have two mini stories on this.
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_01: Number one, back when K2 was a thing, and spice or whatever the fuck, you know, the fake weed that they sold at gas stations.
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_01: That was a thing back in like 2010.
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_01: I was working at Wendy's, and uh, there was one day I hit some K2 before I went into work at Wendy's.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_01: Worst seven hours of my fucking life.
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_01: Jesus Christ.
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_01: Because even after I wasn't high anymore, I was still like drained of energy, and I just didn't have it in me to continue doing this shitty fucking menial labor job.
• 40:55
  SPEAKER_01: And uh yeah, I mean, and all I had to do was put patties on a grill and put the top half of the grill down on them, and it was timed and everything.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_01: Like I was literally so idiot proof, but it uh part of that was the minutia of it.
• 41:10
  SPEAKER_01: It sucked.
• 41:10
  SPEAKER_01: It sucks to do repetitive work while you're high, it just genuinely does.
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_01: You need to be you need to be brain dead sober for that shit.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_01: The second uh second uh small story, uh, like five years ago ish, um a dude at work had a Delta eight pin.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_01: And at the time, every Delta Eight pin I'd ever tried before this was weak sauce, dude.
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_01: It was dog shit.
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_01: It was like weed light, you know?
• 41:44
  SPEAKER_01: Barely felt it.
• 41:45
  SPEAKER_01: It barely gave you a little head change.
• 41:47
  SPEAKER_01: It was like a tiny, just the tiniest, like fucking ant-sized pep in your step.
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_01: Like just tiny little head change.
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_01: And so that's what I was expecting to happen.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, good for work.
• 42:01
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_01: And it was a cake brand Delta VII pin.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_01: I remember those.
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_01: And I fucking hit it.
• 42:08
  SPEAKER_01: I hit it once, one time.
• 42:10
  SPEAKER_01: No, wait, I did hit it twice.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_01: The first time I hit it, I like, you know, took a little, little decent rip on it.
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_01: Not not bad, blew out the shit.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_01: It was like an okay hit, not great, not big, not not like I'm a fucking dragon, you know?
• 42:25
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, well, I don't even know if I'm gonna feel that.
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_01: This is Delta 8.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_01: And I hit it again with Hutzpah.
• 42:35
  SPEAKER_01: And it choked me up like worse than I've I didn't have air for like 30 seconds.
• 42:42
  SPEAKER_01: And when that happens, when you go into a coughing fit, as as you know, and everyone at home that's smoked weed before, it makes you hire.
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_01: But as it turns out, I didn't even need the coughing fit because cake delta eight pens were the strongest on the market at the time, as far as I know, at least in our area.
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, dude, I was lit for like an hour and a half because it didn't, it still didn't last super long.
• 43:11
  SPEAKER_01: It's still a vape.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I had to go to the bathroom and just sit on the toilet.
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_01: I still had my pants on, and I was sitting on the toilet seat.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_01: I I didn't even put the lid down.
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_01: I fucking sat on the toilet seat with my pants on for 20 minutes with my head laying against the toilet paper, like the toilet paper holder thing.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_01: I had my head because it was it was almost a pillow, and I I just sat there for like 20 minutes, like, please be less high, please be less high.
• 43:44
  SPEAKER_01: I cannot go outside of this bathroom any higher than I am right now.
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, it wore off after a while.
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_01: I I just had to duck around and go behind the printer and hang out.
• 43:54
  SPEAKER_01: And uh the chick that worked in our department at the time kept coming back there and checking on.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_01: Me because she saw how fucking ripped I was.
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_01: And uh so she was like kind of playing cover for me a little bit.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, terrible time, don't be high at work, it's fucking awful.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I've told the story several times and even once recently about when I did the whole entire canister of edibles one night, and then I was they were down in the bottom and shit.
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_02: Came to work the next day, still fucking high as shit, and had to order a bunch of like$80,000 worth of stuff.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_02: I remember yeah, dude.
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_02: I was freaking out.
• 44:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because the next day you double checked your order to make sure you didn't order anything stupid or whatever.
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, this is the most money anyone's ever spent on Amazon in history ever, dude.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_01: Jeff Bezos is gonna send me a plaque for this shit.
• 44:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, I was freaking out.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_02: But I will say there are some jobs that it's okay to get high at.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, for sure.
• 44:55
  SPEAKER_02: Because I worked at Lowe's for a while.
• 44:59
  SPEAKER_02: And uh when I was in the indoor lawn and garden section, it's just like fucking lawnmowers and grills and patio furniture and shit.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_02: Me and this dude, Luke, used to go on lunch together and we would fucking dr do a lap, a big old lap, around like the north side of our town.
• 45:17
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_02: Out where like the cornfields are and shit.
• 45:20
  SPEAKER_02: Boonies.
• 45:20
  SPEAKER_02: And we'd smoke a joint, and it was like half a joint per person of like swag type ass weed, and we would just get pretty high and go back, and the last half of the day would just fly by, dude.
• 45:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 45:34
  SPEAKER_02: We got nothing done.
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_02: And people would ask us questions, and we would just be like, We're out of that.
• 45:41
  SPEAKER_02: We were just fucked up.
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, but it made the job a little more fun for a while.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_01: I do I do actually have one more, one more short story.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I was in a band and we were like uh we practiced at the dude's house, the drummer's house, over like uh two counties over from here, one county over from where I previously lived and worked.
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, so I would I would travel over there.
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_01: It was about a 40-minute drive.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_01: I would travel over there on like a Saturday night or a Friday night, and uh we would practice uh either that that night or the next day.
• 46:18
  SPEAKER_01: And this time it just so happened we practiced that night, and then I had to work the next day at 8 a.m.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_01: at the grocery store.
• 46:27
  SPEAKER_01: And we fucking got so high that that Friday night.
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_01: We like uh the drummer rolled a blunt.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_01: I brought my bowl and some weed with me.
• 46:36
  SPEAKER_01: Uh my someone else rolled a joint, and we had all three of those things going at one time.
• 46:42
  SPEAKER_01: So we were just getting just completely blitzed.
• 46:46
  SPEAKER_01: And I got so fucking high that night, the next morning I wake up and I'm it's like seven something, and I was like, oh fuck, I gotta get to work.
• 46:54
  SPEAKER_01: And I I jump up, I fucking go out to my truck, I'm I'm hurrying and high, which is two H words you don't want to be at the same time.
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you never want the that combo.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm like hurrying and high, and I get in my Ford Ranger.
• 47:08
  SPEAKER_01: There's a gold Ford Ranger next to my Ford Ranger that is the older brother of the drummer.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_01: That's his truck.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I start to back out in this stupidly sloped driveway, and I start to back out not realizing my wheels are fully turned.
• 47:25
  SPEAKER_01: And I hit the back quarter panel-ish thing on the bed, you know, of this gold ranger.
• 47:33
  SPEAKER_01: And I hit it, and I was like, Are you fucking kidding me?
• 47:38
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I'm so mad at myself for not realizing.
• 47:40
  SPEAKER_01: I pull up, I'm like 19.
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_01: I pull up a little bit, I get out and I look.
• 47:47
  SPEAKER_01: Somehow, miraculously, I don't see any damage on his truck.
• 47:53
  SPEAKER_01: And my truck now has a fucking massive dent in the front fender.
• 47:58
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, God damn it, dude.
• 48:00
  SPEAKER_01: So I drove to work.
• 48:01
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, fine.
• 48:02
  SPEAKER_01: If I didn't fuck up his truck, awesome.
• 48:04
  SPEAKER_01: And I I drove to work.
• 48:06
  SPEAKER_01: Um I am like my first job, the the manager, the like assistant manager.
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_01: I get to work and I'm like, what am I doing, Sean?
• 48:17
  SPEAKER_01: And uh Sean was like, hey, I need you to pull aisle one, and pulling means pull everything to the front, right?
• 48:24
  SPEAKER_01: Right for display purposes.
• 48:26
  SPEAKER_01: So it's 805, you know, and I am in aisle one, which is only condiments.
• 48:35
  SPEAKER_01: So it's like 700,000 items, dude.
• 48:38
  SPEAKER_01: It is barbecue sauce, honey, fucking uh jelly, salad dressing, mayonnaise, salad dressing, mustard.
• 48:48
  SPEAKER_01: Everything looks amazing.
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_01: Like I'm pulling all the shit up, like, oh dude, I could really go for a fucking PBJ right now, dude.
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_01: I just I remember that moment.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_01: And what's funny is they kicked me out of the band like two weeks later.
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_01: The next week, though, when I was still in the band, I show up and I take a gander at his fucking gold ranger.
• 49:11
  SPEAKER_01: There's a giant hint that I somehow did not see the week before.
• 49:17
  SPEAKER_01: It was eight in the morning.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_01: It was 7.20.
• 49:20
  SPEAKER_01: So maybe it was just a little shadowy, a little dark.
• 49:22
  SPEAKER_01: There was a lot of trees right there.
• 49:24
  SPEAKER_01: I guess I didn't see it.
• 49:25
  SPEAKER_01: The next time I came in, it's bright ass fucking day on a Saturday, the following Saturday, and sure enough, giant dent on this motherfucker's truck.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_01: Obviously, I couldn't own up to it then because I drove away and did not wake them up to be like, hey man, I fucked up your car.
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_01: Let's trade insurance.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_01: So they didn't know who it was.
• 49:48
  SPEAKER_01: Thankfully, the drummer was a fucking dumbass and always invited his retarded friends over.
• 49:53
  SPEAKER_01: So it could have been 50 dudes, it could have been that wrecked his truck.
• 49:58
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, that's crazy.
• 49:59
  SPEAKER_01: Fun, fun.
• 50:00
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, I'm actually remembering a lot of stories off this one.
• 50:02
  SPEAKER_01: It's a good one.
• 50:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, dude.
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_02: Being high at work.
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_02: You're a you're a high getter.
• 50:07
  SPEAKER_02: Uh I thought I had another thing about being high at work, but I I forgot.
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_02: Your story was very engaging.
• 50:16
  SPEAKER_01: That doesn't happen often, so no, I was I was fully it was like a compliment.
• 50:20
  SPEAKER_02: It was like I got high, and I was so into your story.
• 50:23
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I have a tiny anecdote.
• 50:25
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 50:26
  SPEAKER_02: Another reason not to get high at work.
• 50:28
  SPEAKER_02: This lady, I think she was on Adderall or something uh at the liquor store yesterday.
• 50:34
  SPEAKER_02: I got a s I grabbed a six pack and she was talking a fucking mile a minute, dude.
• 50:40
  SPEAKER_02: Just yapping away.
• 50:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 50:42
  SPEAKER_02: And uh I was checking out, and she as I was about to walk away, she was like, You have a really nice full beard.
• 50:47
  SPEAKER_02: It looks like you take really good care of it.
• 50:49
  SPEAKER_02: And I was just like, thanks.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
• 50:53
  SPEAKER_02: Very awkward.
• 50:54
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna walk away.
• 50:55
  SPEAKER_02: You're very uh meth coated, so I'm not into it.
• 50:59
  SPEAKER_02: But uh bye.
• 51:00
  SPEAKER_01: There's a lot of that around here.
• 51:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 51:03
  SPEAKER_01: I had the most silent liquor store employee for mine.
• 51:07
  SPEAKER_01: I I went into probably the same chain that you went into, but on a different street and uh on the way here from where I'm coming from, you know.
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_01: And uh, and it was a dude, probably about 50.
• 51:20
  SPEAKER_01: He didn't say a word.
• 51:22
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, do I need to get it out?
• 51:24
  SPEAKER_01: And he just looked at it, looked at my license in in the thing, and that was it.
• 51:29
  SPEAKER_01: He he said the price.
• 51:31
  SPEAKER_01: He said however much money it was.
• 51:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's it.
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_02: There's uh the one one dude up on uh Undercover Street, you know what I'm talking about?
• 51:43
  SPEAKER_02: Uh that I always see, and he's like uh an old stoner like metal guy, Pantera fucking coated fella.
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_02: And uh anytime he says the price, uh say it's like ten dollars and fifteen cents, he'll say a thousand and fifteen.
• 52:02
  SPEAKER_02: It's a ten, it's a million dollars.
• 52:03
  SPEAKER_02: Like he'll always say some goofy shit like that.
• 52:06
  SPEAKER_02: It's endearing, yeah, a little bit.
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_02: Uh but yeah.
• 52:10
  SPEAKER_02: Number two.
• 52:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_02: Watch horror movies.
• 52:15
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, this one I disagree with.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_02: I dude, if you're like super high and you're watching like super scary shit, it's way worse.
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_01: It does, it does, but that's what makes it fun is you buy in harder when you're high.
• 52:30
  SPEAKER_02: I don't watch see, I think the difference between you and I lies in you watch horror movies and you are hoping to get scared.
• 52:37
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_02: I watch horror movies because I think they're cool.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_01: I don't I mean both for me.
• 52:44
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want to be scared, and I I usually am not.
• 52:49
  SPEAKER_02: Same.
• 52:49
  SPEAKER_02: But if I'm high, I'm gonna be scared, and I don't like that feeling.
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_02: If I'm high, it helps.
• 52:54
  SPEAKER_02: It helps me buy in.
• 52:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 52:55
  SPEAKER_01: For sure, it helps me buy in.
• 52:57
  SPEAKER_01: You get too emotional.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_01: That's what you need with a horror movie.
• 52:59
  SPEAKER_01: I don't want to buy into a super like uh uh feelings heavy fucking drama or whatever.
• 53:07
  SPEAKER_01: That sucks.
• 53:07
  SPEAKER_02: I want to when I'm high, I want to watch funny shit.
• 53:10
  SPEAKER_01: I want to escape from life's problems.
• 53:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, uh, and I do that with horror movies, and I'm usually I'm usually stoned when I'm watching whatever when I'm at home anyway or at night.
• 53:20
  SPEAKER_02: I just don't want to be terrified.
• 53:21
  SPEAKER_01: Uh some of that, well, terrifier is one of the best series to watch while you're high.
• 53:26
  SPEAKER_01: Because it's funny.
• 53:28
  SPEAKER_01: Even when gory, fucked up, insane shit happens, it's very funny.
• 53:31
  SPEAKER_02: Well, it's my top five, and I says it's number two.
• 53:34
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 53:34
  SPEAKER_02: Number one.
• 53:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_02: Top five worst things to do when you're high.
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_02: This comes from me watching a lot of this type of content on the on the internet lately.
• 53:47
  SPEAKER_02: Go to court.
• 53:48
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 53:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 53:52
  SPEAKER_02: Agreed.
• 53:53
  SPEAKER_02: And or be interrogated by the police.
• 53:56
  SPEAKER_02: Bro, I watched this one.
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_02: So I I sent this around at the office because I happened upon this like algorithmed into this video while at work.
• 54:05
  SPEAKER_02: But it was uh a very popular YouTube channel called Explore With Us, also known as Ewoo.
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_02: Uh just very, very good true crime documentary type content.
• 54:18
  SPEAKER_02: And the video that I algorithmed into, autoplayed into, was an incident that happened in the city we live in.
• 54:27
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 54:28
  SPEAKER_02: So I shared it around because it was like, holy shit.
• 54:30
  SPEAKER_02: Like I've been watching this dude for weeks and weeks, and this is the first one that's like, this just this happened like a mile from where we're sitting right now.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, and it was a crazy story in general, but the lady was high on meth while she was being interrogated, and I was like, that is a fucking awful time to be.
• 54:52
  SPEAKER_01: That might be the only time I feel bad for the interrogate tour.
• 54:56
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 54:56
  SPEAKER_01: Like, dude, she's gonna tell you a lot of shit that is very much not pertinent to the case.
• 55:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and you could barely understand what she's saying because she's talking too fast and her words are meshing together.
• 55:06
  SPEAKER_02: You gotta slow it down to half speed when you re-watch the interrogation video.
• 55:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 55:11
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, and then there was another one I saw where the dude was like blown out of his mind and he was representing himself in court.
• 55:17
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 55:18
  SPEAKER_02: And it was a mess, dude.
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, but yeah, I was never advisable, by the way.
• 55:23
  unknown: No.
• 55:24
  SPEAKER_01: Unless you're Ted Bundy.
• 55:26
  SPEAKER_01: Unless it's civil court, like unless it's like fucking small claims or something, maybe just Judy situation.
• 55:32
  SPEAKER_01: But not actual court, dog, not criminal court.
• 55:35
  SPEAKER_02: That's when you're on trial for murder.
• 55:37
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe don't represent yourself.
• 55:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 55:40
  SPEAKER_02: High, especially.
• 55:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 55:42
  SPEAKER_02: But uh, yeah.
• 55:43
  SPEAKER_02: That's my top five worst activities.
• 55:45
  SPEAKER_02: So obviously, yeah.
• 55:47
  SPEAKER_02: The nother the other top five is best activities to do while high.
• 55:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 55:52
  SPEAKER_02: Number five, fucking play arcade games, dude.
• 55:57
  SPEAKER_02: Low stakes, goofing around ass arcade games where like it doesn't matter if you if you die or fail.
• 56:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_02: You just restart over and over again.
• 56:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 56:08
  SPEAKER_02: Fucking great time.
• 56:10
  SPEAKER_02: Pinball, Galaga, all that shit.
• 56:12
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
• 56:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 56:14
  SPEAKER_02: Big time.
• 56:15
  SPEAKER_02: Number four.
• 56:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 56:18
  SPEAKER_02: Any creative endeavor.
• 56:20
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 56:21
  SPEAKER_02: Writing, sure.
• 56:23
  SPEAKER_02: Making cool stuff, you know, arts and crafts.
• 56:26
  SPEAKER_01: Band practice.
• 56:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 56:28
  SPEAKER_02: Just get fucking high and and come up with cool stuff.
• 56:32
  SPEAKER_02: Cause it's gonna it's not necessarily gonna be better every time, but it definitely makes you think in a way that you wouldn't normally think.
• 56:41
  SPEAKER_01: It feels better.
• 56:42
  SPEAKER_02: You can certainly come up with something that you never would have thought of because you're just a little elevated.
• 56:48
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 56:49
  SPEAKER_02: I recommend it.
• 56:50
  SPEAKER_02: Once in a while, maybe not every single time, but once in a while.
• 56:52
  SPEAKER_01: I can't do it when I'm creating alone.
• 56:55
  SPEAKER_01: If I get stoned, I'll get fucking distracted and I'll, you know, I'll go off on some tangent.
• 57:00
  SPEAKER_01: But the best thing for me is if I'm working on something, I wait until I get it done, until I I have like a uh at least a rough draft.
• 57:09
  SPEAKER_01: Uh if I'm done for the night with it, then I get high, then I hit the space bar and fucking see what I just created.
• 57:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 57:18
  SPEAKER_02: Sometimes I'll get high and I'll just like I won't be focusing on like I'm not like intentional with a creative endeavor.
• 57:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 57:26
  SPEAKER_02: But I'll get high and I'll just start thinking of shit.
• 57:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 57:30
  SPEAKER_02: And I like write it down because it's like, oh, that's a great idea, or especially if it's if it's funny related.
• 57:37
  SPEAKER_02: I think of really fucking funny ideas when I'm high.
• 57:40
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 57:40
  SPEAKER_02: Because it's like I'm more open.
• 57:42
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not thinking about like work and shit I got to do later.
• 57:46
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just like in the moment.
• 57:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 57:48
  SPEAKER_02: And my brain just like goes wild.
• 57:52
  SPEAKER_02: So uh I recommend that at least once in a while.
• 57:55
  SPEAKER_02: Number three, a little more specific.
• 57:59
  SPEAKER_02: Watch adult swim shows.
• 58:01
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, absolutely, yeah.
• 58:03
  SPEAKER_02: I've re the first one that popped in my head was Aqua Teen, because that show almost you have to be high to really enjoy.
• 58:10
  SPEAKER_02: For sure, yeah.
• 58:11
  SPEAKER_01: But then like their whole catalog.
• 58:13
  SPEAKER_01: No, yeah.
• 58:13
  SPEAKER_01: Even like Rick and Morty is like better high.
• 58:17
  SPEAKER_01: For sure.
• 58:17
  SPEAKER_01: For sure.
• 58:18
  SPEAKER_02: It's too easy to like get distracted by how up its own acid is when you're completely sober.
• 58:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 58:24
  SPEAKER_02: Sometimes.
• 58:25
  SPEAKER_02: For sure.
• 58:26
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but like squidbillies, fucking big time.
• 58:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 58:30
  SPEAKER_02: Uh you get really late at night, you really want to be fucking stoned out of your mind.
• 58:36
  SPEAKER_02: Like Xavier, yeah, yeah.
• 58:39
  SPEAKER_02: Shit like that.
• 58:40
  SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah.
• 58:40
  SPEAKER_02: Super Jail.
• 58:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Super Jail's a big one.
• 58:43
  SPEAKER_01: Uh uh Moral Oral.
• 58:46
  SPEAKER_01: Moral Oral was great.
• 58:47
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking awesome.
• 58:48
  SPEAKER_01: Uh there's another uh claymation one.
• 58:52
  SPEAKER_01: Robot Chicken?
• 58:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but that that one obviously, that's a big hitter.
• 58:56
  SPEAKER_01: But the uh it's by the same dude who did Renegade Angel.
• 59:00
  SPEAKER_01: It's uh uh goddamn it.
• 59:03
  SPEAKER_01: The Shivering Truth.
• 59:05
  SPEAKER_01: Oh fucking amazing.
• 59:06
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think I ever saw that one.
• 59:07
  SPEAKER_01: It's I mean it's the creator of wonder shows, and so it's it's gonna be sick.
• 59:11
  SPEAKER_02: Do you ever see um the fuck is the there's the one where I think the dad was Will Farrell and he has no arms and no legs because they oblongs.
• 59:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the oblongs was pretty good.
• 59:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's pretty good.
• 59:24
  SPEAKER_01: Uh uh The Heartshe Holler.
• 59:26
  SPEAKER_02: I remember the Heartshee Holler.
• 59:28
  SPEAKER_01: That shit is fucking dude.
• 59:30
  SPEAKER_01: You have to be high, but it's fucking amazing.
• 59:33
  SPEAKER_01: Patton Oswald, like what the f why did he agree to do that?
• 59:37
  SPEAKER_01: But he did, and it's all after Rat Atouille, he did the hartshee holler.
• 59:41
  SPEAKER_01: Like, he didn't have to, he just thought it was funny and he did it.
• 59:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's why I even though he did the whole the whole queefy thing with opening for Dave Chappelle and whatever, you know, whatever.
• 59:53
  SPEAKER_01: Like I immediately look past that because he did hartshee holler and he didn't have to, man.
• 1:00:01
  SPEAKER_01: He's fucking great.
• 1:00:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he has good stand-up, like yeah, dude.
• 1:00:05
  SPEAKER_02: His stories I'm not super into stand-up, but even his shit's like pretty goddamn funny.
• 1:00:09
  SPEAKER_01: It's always at least decent.
• 1:00:12
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, which by the way, real quick, gotta shout out Rory Scovel's newest Netflix special, fucking 10 out of 10.
• 1:00:23
  SPEAKER_01: Nice.
• 1:00:24
  SPEAKER_01: Every bit is good.
• 1:00:26
  SPEAKER_01: Like, there's there's not five minutes that go by that he doesn't make a point or go somewhere where you're like, God damn, dude, how have I not heard a bit like this before?
• 1:00:38
  SPEAKER_01: Like you just you just summed up a fucking worldview in this amazing bit that you fucking came up with.
• 1:00:46
  SPEAKER_01: He's he's awesome.
• 1:00:48
  SPEAKER_01: Nice.
• 1:00:48
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, beautiful special.
• 1:00:49
  SPEAKER_01: I can't remember what it's called.
• 1:00:50
  SPEAKER_01: The show goes on or something like that.
• 1:00:52
  SPEAKER_02: Nice.
• 1:00:53
  SPEAKER_01: Or show will go on, whatever.
• 1:00:55
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, check it out.
• 1:00:56
  SPEAKER_01: It's new 2026, Roy Scoble.
• 1:00:58
  SPEAKER_01: Brought to you by Netflix.
• 1:01:00
  SPEAKER_02: Um, number two, indisputable.
• 1:01:02
  SPEAKER_02: There's no there's no fucking universe, there's no alternate reality where you disagree with this.
• 1:01:07
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 1:01:07
  SPEAKER_02: Because I know that you do.
• 1:01:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I already know.
• 1:01:11
  SPEAKER_02: Number fucking two, eat barbecue.
• 1:01:14
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, sure.
• 1:01:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, dude.
• 1:01:16
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
• 1:01:17
  SPEAKER_02: I was trying to think, I was thinking like eat good food or like have a nice snack, like trying to think of like no, there's only one that is always a fucking smash home run, dude.
• 1:01:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, barbecue when you're high, yeah, is the best food you've had in your whole entire life without exception.
• 1:01:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:01:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:01:40
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck, dude.
• 1:01:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:01:41
  SPEAKER_01: Ribs.
• 1:01:43
  SPEAKER_01: Ribs when you're fucked up.
• 1:01:45
  SPEAKER_01: Cause like when you're sober, ribs seems like a lot because you're gonna get so messy.
• 1:01:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:01:50
  SPEAKER_01: But when you're high, you don't give a fuck.
• 1:01:53
  SPEAKER_02: I'll take a bath later.
• 1:01:54
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 1:01:54
  SPEAKER_01: You know?
• 1:01:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:01:55
  SPEAKER_01: I'll wash my face off somehow later.
• 1:01:58
  SPEAKER_01: I'll figure it out.
• 1:01:59
  SPEAKER_02: You don't have anywhere to be, you don't got anything to do.
• 1:02:01
  SPEAKER_02: You're just gonna slop around.
• 1:02:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, saucing all, dude.
• 1:02:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, dude.
• 1:02:06
  SPEAKER_01: Barbecue when you're high is the best food of all time.
• 1:02:08
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, I mean, we did it three fart parties in a row, and every single time it was amazing.
• 1:02:14
  SPEAKER_01: This time I think the barbecue was the best it had ever been.
• 1:02:17
  SPEAKER_01: I think so too, yeah.
• 1:02:18
  SPEAKER_01: It was so good.
• 1:02:20
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, we had like new guests that showed up, and I barely said hi because I I had a plate full of fucking ribs to eat.
• 1:02:28
  SPEAKER_01: I was chowing the fuck down.
• 1:02:31
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, what's up?
• 1:02:33
  SPEAKER_01: Again.
• 1:02:35
  SPEAKER_02: Hey guys.
• 1:02:36
  SPEAKER_02: There's people I'd barely know.
• 1:02:38
  SPEAKER_02: There were people that we never knew that were in your house, and you were just like, Yeah, dude.
• 1:02:44
  SPEAKER_01: It was like, for 20 minutes, I'm not engaging with anyone else.
• 1:02:48
  SPEAKER_01: It's me and this plate of food for 20 minutes.
• 1:02:50
  SPEAKER_01: Shit was fire, dude.
• 1:02:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, dude.
• 1:02:53
  SPEAKER_02: And then obviously, number one.
• 1:02:56
  SPEAKER_02: Come on, dude.
• 1:02:58
  SPEAKER_02: It's pussy.
• 1:02:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, absolutely.
• 1:03:00
  SPEAKER_02: 100%.
• 1:03:01
  SPEAKER_02: I knew it had to be, yeah.
• 1:03:02
  SPEAKER_02: Sexual intercourse while under the influence of drugs such as and including marijuana.
• 1:03:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:03:08
  SPEAKER_01: It's better.
• 1:03:10
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, it's better.
• 1:03:11
  SPEAKER_01: And it also desensitizes you to some extent.
• 1:03:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:03:14
  SPEAKER_01: Which works for me really well.
• 1:03:16
  SPEAKER_01: It's just it feels better.
• 1:03:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:03:18
  SPEAKER_02: It's you get lost in it like you don't when you're fucking sober.
• 1:03:21
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 1:03:22
  SPEAKER_02: It's just a whole different experience.
• 1:03:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:03:24
  SPEAKER_02: Try it.
• 1:03:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 1:03:26
  SPEAKER_02: Try it out.
• 1:03:28
  SPEAKER_01: It's a good time.
• 1:03:29
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I have a few little odds and ends.
• 1:03:32
  SPEAKER_01: You want me to play the thing?
• 1:03:33
  SPEAKER_01: I'm the end the show with.
• 1:03:34
  SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah, you can.
• 1:03:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, for this, for these first two.
• 1:03:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:03:37
  SPEAKER_01: And then I have a couple more little things after that that are not really a segment, but just a couple things I want to burn.
• 1:03:43
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:03:44
  SPEAKER_01: Some stuff he wants to say.
• 1:03:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 1:03:46
  SPEAKER_01: Jake's milkbox.
• 1:03:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 1:03:48
  SPEAKER_01: That's a good one.
• 1:03:49
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck you, you piece of shit.
• 1:03:52
  SPEAKER_01: That's a great name for me, just rattling off out of my notes app at the end of the show, real quick.
• 1:03:57
  SPEAKER_01: I'm I mean, these are going to be quick fire.
• 1:03:59
  SPEAKER_01: So, first of all.
• 1:04:02
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck you piece of shit to people who cut you off on a four-lane road.
• 1:04:06
  SPEAKER_01: So there's two lanes devoted to the direction you're going.
• 1:04:10
  SPEAKER_02: This isn't this isn't fuck you piece of shit.
• 1:04:12
  SPEAKER_02: This is a different thing.
• 1:04:13
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 1:04:14
  SPEAKER_02: I have to play it.
• 1:04:22
  SPEAKER_00: I forgot we have this.
• 1:04:27
  SPEAKER_01: Nice.
• 1:04:28
  SPEAKER_01: Shout out chicken boiler.
• 1:04:29
  SPEAKER_01: It's just a nice little quick hitter of fuck you piece of shit.
• 1:04:32
  SPEAKER_01: People who cut you off on a four-lane road, so two lanes devoted to your direction, right?
• 1:04:37
  SPEAKER_01: Two lanes on the other side.
• 1:04:39
  SPEAKER_01: This road, there's a median that I'm talking about.
• 1:04:42
  SPEAKER_01: Uh on a four-lane road, but then leave their left signal on.
• 1:04:47
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm in the right lane.
• 1:04:49
  SPEAKER_01: Motherfucker cuts right in front of me, but leaves their left signal on, which doesn't make any sense because they should have just hit their right signal.
• 1:05:00
  SPEAKER_01: But they must have like over-corrected when they turned off their signal and turned it left.
• 1:05:06
  SPEAKER_01: So I think they're getting in the left lane.
• 1:05:09
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm waiting for them to move so I can blast past them because they're going so goddamn slow.
• 1:05:15
  SPEAKER_01: But they drag ass in the right lane with their left signal on.
• 1:05:20
  SPEAKER_01: Like a piece of shit would do.
• 1:05:22
  SPEAKER_01: That's the first fuck you piece of shit.
• 1:05:24
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck that guy in your fucking blue rev 4, you piece of shit.
• 1:05:28
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck you.
• 1:05:29
  SPEAKER_01: I hope I I really hope you got into a wreck.
• 1:05:32
  SPEAKER_01: Not where you were injured, but just so that it was very inconvenient for you.
• 1:05:36
  SPEAKER_01: Bender, bender.
• 1:05:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, for a long time.
• 1:05:38
  SPEAKER_01: I hope that you barely touch the car in front of you and it was your fault, but somehow your car got total.
• 1:05:44
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I hope.
• 1:05:45
  SPEAKER_01: Uh also, fuck you, you piece of shit, to chihuahuas that have their tongues hanging out all the time.
• 1:05:52
  SPEAKER_01: I don't like that.
• 1:05:54
  SPEAKER_01: I don't like that.
• 1:05:55
  SPEAKER_01: Chihuahuas in general are my favorite dog.
• 1:05:58
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe like A very close number two favorite animal to chickens.
• 1:06:03
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 1:06:04
  SPEAKER_01: But if Bino starts hanging his goddamn tongue out of the side of his face, that's when the euthanizing is happening.
• 1:06:12
  SPEAKER_01: Like that's when I'll decide.
• 1:06:13
  SPEAKER_01: Like right then, that moment, because I don't want to look at that all day.
• 1:06:16
  SPEAKER_01: It's all the inbreeding, dude.
• 1:06:18
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 1:06:18
  SPEAKER_01: It's all these fucking stupid ass chihuahuas that should have never been born.
• 1:06:22
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I want a sleek, show ready chihuahua.
• 1:06:25
  SPEAKER_01: I don't want this fucking stupid ass, redneck ass, bad DNA chihuahua.
• 1:06:31
  SPEAKER_01: Like my dude down here, he's fine.
• 1:06:34
  SPEAKER_01: He looks like a perfectly normal, good boy.
• 1:06:37
  SPEAKER_01: Because he's got mixed genetics.
• 1:06:39
  SPEAKER_01: He does.
• 1:06:39
  SPEAKER_02: He has the what makes animals better.
• 1:06:42
  SPEAKER_01: Right, exactly.
• 1:06:43
  SPEAKER_01: He's got enough like mini Aussie in him that he doesn't look like a stupid ass tongue out of his face chihuahua.
• 1:06:48
  SPEAKER_01: I hate that.
• 1:06:49
  SPEAKER_02: You know, the only thing that I think is worse than the tongue out of their mouth chihuahuas is the fucking inbred ass pugs that back legs don't work.
• 1:06:57
  SPEAKER_02: Terrible.
• 1:06:58
  SPEAKER_01: Like, why would you do that to a fucking animal?
• 1:07:00
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 1:07:00
  SPEAKER_02: Pugs in general are we've we've I hate their hate them, but the one they're the down syndrome of dogs.
• 1:07:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:07:07
  SPEAKER_01: We've said that.
• 1:07:08
  SPEAKER_01: They are.
• 1:07:09
  SPEAKER_01: They're horrible.
• 1:07:09
  SPEAKER_02: There's a lady that at work that the other day when I was at lunch with all the guys that I work with that we fucking hate dealing with because she's so dumb.
• 1:07:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:07:18
  SPEAKER_02: And she looks like she's inbred.
• 1:07:21
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, great.
• 1:07:21
  SPEAKER_02: And I said at lunch, I was like, she's like a human pug, and they fucking lost their minds.
• 1:07:27
  SPEAKER_02: And I always forget that people don't think like me until I say it out loud.
• 1:07:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I've had that moment a few times.
• 1:07:34
  SPEAKER_02: I'm a little more brutal than the average person.
• 1:07:37
  SPEAKER_01: Uh so I have a joke.
• 1:07:40
  SPEAKER_01: If Ice Spice was a mermaid, what would her tail have?
• 1:07:47
  SPEAKER_01: Shelly light.
• 1:07:50
  SPEAKER_02: I was gonna say butt cheeks, but that didn't make a lot of sense.
• 1:07:53
  SPEAKER_01: I guess it would have that too.
• 1:07:54
  SPEAKER_01: Um but also I was like, have we ever done a parody of the blue oyster cult classic?
• 1:08:01
  SPEAKER_00: But instead it's I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning the Jews.
• 1:08:05
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like we did.
• 1:08:06
  SPEAKER_01: I think we did something along those lines.
• 1:08:08
  SPEAKER_01: I think so.
• 1:08:09
  SPEAKER_01: Just to bring it back.
• 1:08:09
  SPEAKER_01: Why not?
• 1:08:10
  SPEAKER_01: Um burning, burning Jews.
• 1:08:13
  SPEAKER_01: Well, we did that for sure, but uh but I can't remember if we did the blue oyster cult or not.
• 1:08:18
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like we did one, but it's it's been a long time.
• 1:08:22
  SPEAKER_01: Uh okay, so and this last thing is uh cult.
• 1:08:27
  SPEAKER_01: Ed Sheeran been in the news.
• 1:08:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:08:30
  SPEAKER_01: He fucking uh he and a bunch of billionaires kicked Macklemore off of the fucking tour.
• 1:08:35
  SPEAKER_01: Uh he says it wasn't him, that it was all it was the promoter's decision, but whatever, Ed Sheeran, you're still siding with the fucking IDF, you piece of shit.
• 1:08:44
  SPEAKER_01: Uh so obviously I started to think of a parody and I got a couple of lines, but I couldn't bring it together in time.
• 1:08:55
  SPEAKER_01: Next week it's gonna be old news, so I'm just gonna just, you know, that the the the fucking mar the wedding song that he did.
• 1:09:03
  SPEAKER_01: I can't remember what it's called now, but uh uh the we were just kids, you know that we were just kids when Israeli bombs came down blue off my arms.
• 1:09:19
  SPEAKER_01: Now I can't play guitar or mine.
• 1:09:25
  SPEAKER_01: I thought that was funny, and then also uh then the chorus of that would be canceling the tour because of Mac Gulmore, and that's how far I got with the whole parody was that, and I was like, it's too funny not to say, but I don't have enough to actually do the whole parody.
• 1:09:44
  SPEAKER_01: By the time we got around to it, it wouldn't be as relevant.
• 1:09:46
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 1:09:47
  SPEAKER_01: So next week, we're not gonna be talking about that.
• 1:09:49
  SPEAKER_01: We will have bombed Israel again, or well, no, Iran.
• 1:09:52
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
• 1:09:52
  SPEAKER_01: I wish we would bomb.
• 1:09:54
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, I won't say that actually.
• 1:09:55
  SPEAKER_01: I won't say that full sentence.
• 1:09:57
  SPEAKER_01: Not gonna say the whole sentence.
• 1:10:00
  SPEAKER_01: Please don't cancel us, Spotify.
• 1:10:02
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't say the whole sentence, man.
• 1:10:04
  SPEAKER_01: Damn, son.
• 1:10:05
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, we're gonna bomb Iran again, is what I meant to say.
• 1:10:09
  SPEAKER_01: It's it's I countries.
• 1:10:11
  SPEAKER_01: You see how I got confused.
• 1:10:12
  SPEAKER_01: They're not that far from each other geographically.
• 1:10:14
  SPEAKER_01: You get it?
• 1:10:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they could not be more diametrically opposed.
• 1:10:17
  SPEAKER_01: They are well, they are now.
• 1:10:19
  SPEAKER_01: They wouldn't be if we hadn't fucked around, but back in like the 60s or 70s or whenever.
• 1:10:24
  SPEAKER_01: But anyway, uh, you know, obviously as a podcast, we stand with uh Macklemore and all and literally everyone else on the tour who dropped off after they kicked Macklemore off.
• 1:10:35
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna make an amendment.
• 1:10:36
  SPEAKER_01: Which is very funny.
• 1:10:37
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna make an amendment to that statement.
• 1:10:39
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, sure.
• 1:10:40
  SPEAKER_02: We stand with Palestine.
• 1:10:41
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 1:10:42
  SPEAKER_02: I fucking hate McLemore.
• 1:10:43
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
• 1:10:44
  SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah.
• 1:10:44
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, he's not the greatest mouthpiece for the for the movement, but he's doing the thing, man, and he's standing on business.
• 1:10:51
  SPEAKER_01: So he's donating his entire proceeds from what would have been the tour because they had to still pay him, which is very funny.
• 1:10:58
  SPEAKER_01: He did two shows out of an entire US tour, he did two shows and he made a million dollars, which is very funny because at both shows he's he did his whole song and dance about Palestine and he still got paid.
• 1:11:13
  SPEAKER_01: And that part is very funny to me that they had to pay a guy to proselytize the exact opposite of their message, you know?
• 1:11:21
  SPEAKER_01: That's very funny to me.
• 1:11:22
  SPEAKER_01: But anyway, more power to Macklemore, uh, not to make music, but to be an activist because he's he's better at that than he is at making music.
• 1:11:32
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, actually, the new song's actually really good uh compared to his old shit because he actually has a message and a point and like a direction.
• 1:11:40
  SPEAKER_01: It's not just like a weird, like I thought I was gay when I was three or whatever the fuck.
• 1:11:45
  SPEAKER_01: Uh it's not like a hey, uh Goodwill's cool, right?
• 1:11:50
  SPEAKER_01: You know, it's not any anything weird like that.
• 1:11:52
  SPEAKER_01: It's cool to be poor, right?
• 1:11:54
  SPEAKER_01: Right, exactly.
• 1:11:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's not like some weird classist thing or whatever.
• 1:11:59
  SPEAKER_01: So anyway, uh so yeah, more more power to Macklemore, and uh I wish I could have finished that parody, but it's still fine that I didn't uh I don't really like any of Ed Sheeran's songs, so even like a parody of one kind of stinks.
• 1:12:14
  SPEAKER_01: You know?
• 1:12:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, his music sucks.
• 1:12:16
  SPEAKER_02: I fucking hate him.
• 1:12:17
  SPEAKER_01: It's not great.
• 1:12:18
  SPEAKER_01: And I mean, are we gonna act like he's not cross-eyed?
• 1:12:20
  SPEAKER_01: Why aren't we talking about that?
• 1:12:22
  SPEAKER_01: But anyway.
• 1:12:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:12:23
  SPEAKER_01: Uh you know who I he looks like a pug.
• 1:12:26
  SPEAKER_02: I think so.
• 1:12:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's true.
• 1:12:27
  SPEAKER_02: I like that uh Louis Capaldi fella.
• 1:12:29
  SPEAKER_02: I don't really care that much about his music, but like as a personality, oh okay, he's a fucking shining star, bro.
• 1:12:36
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, cool.
• 1:12:37
  SPEAKER_02: He could be a comedian instead of a singer.
• 1:12:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:12:40
  SPEAKER_02: He's fucking hilarious when he goes and does shows and shit.
• 1:12:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, really.
• 1:12:43
  SPEAKER_02: Like interviews.
• 1:12:44
  SPEAKER_02: He's fucking hilarious.
• 1:12:45
  SPEAKER_01: There's a few of those.
• 1:12:46
  SPEAKER_01: A sneaky one is Ben Folds.
• 1:12:49
  SPEAKER_01: Like, you would think he's funny just because some of his music's funny, but like he between songs, not only does he like talk shit about like uh like politically, but uh uh and not in like a super ham-fisted way, but a little bit, and but he also just like this very self-deprecating, and you know, he's he's got a little bit of that like nerd humor uh between songs.
• 1:13:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:13:11
  SPEAKER_02: I have a submission for Jake's milkbox.
• 1:13:14
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 1:13:14
  SPEAKER_02: So like uh if it if somebody comes over to your house and you have like a quilt on your couch, sure, uh, and they're like, hey man, did you make that quilt?
• 1:13:25
  SPEAKER_02: You could go, no, my grandma made it.
• 1:13:28
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just quilty by association.
• 1:13:31
  SPEAKER_02: Nice.
• 1:13:32
  SPEAKER_01: Great.
• 1:13:33
  SPEAKER_02: That's the gayest thing I've said ever, probably.
• 1:13:36
  SPEAKER_01: Spin that yarn, bro.
• 1:13:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:13:39
  SPEAKER_01: I don't have any more seamstress jokes.
• 1:13:41
  SPEAKER_02: I don't have any more references.
• 1:13:42
  SPEAKER_02: That's fine.
• 1:13:43
  SPEAKER_02: We can stop talking about it forever.
• 1:13:46
  SPEAKER_01: Not upping up on the only seamstress I know is Betsy Ross.
• 1:13:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, these uh the these sewing jokes aren't gonna leave you in stitches.
• 1:13:57
  SPEAKER_01: Oh man.
• 1:13:58
  SPEAKER_01: I do like that the little tool where you you isn't that called a reaper or or or something.
• 1:14:05
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 1:14:05
  SPEAKER_01: The little tool that you rip the stitches out with.
• 1:14:08
  SPEAKER_01: It might be called a ripper even.
• 1:14:09
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 1:14:09
  SPEAKER_01: It's got like a it's got a sick name.
• 1:14:11
  SPEAKER_01: I remember thinking that in home ec when they uh had like all the tools you might use and that was in there.
• 1:14:17
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, oh, I've seen one of those at my grandma's house.
• 1:14:20
  SPEAKER_02: There's uh in and Fallout, there's a weapon called the Ripper, and it's like um like you know, pole saws, like the really like a basically a tiny chainsaw and a giant stick.
• 1:14:30
  SPEAKER_02: They cut off the pole and it and it's like maybe three feet long instead.
• 1:14:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:14:34
  SPEAKER_02: And it's like running, and you can like hit.
• 1:14:37
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, sick.
• 1:14:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:14:38
  SPEAKER_01: I thought the chainsaw bayonet was cool.
• 1:14:40
  SPEAKER_01: That's Gears of War, isn't it?
• 1:14:42
  SPEAKER_02: Uh yeah.
• 1:14:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:14:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's uh they have like M16s basically with giant chainsaws on them.
• 1:14:48
  SPEAKER_02: That's sick, dude.
• 1:14:49
  SPEAKER_02: Badass as fuck.
• 1:14:50
  SPEAKER_02: That's pretty sick.
• 1:14:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the ripper's pretty badass, too.
• 1:14:53
  SPEAKER_02: Uh so that's the show.
• 1:14:56
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, dog.
• 1:14:57
  SPEAKER_02: I hope you liked it.
• 1:14:59
  SPEAKER_01: Uh tune into Madden.
• 1:15:00
  SPEAKER_01: I will upload the you'll actually have uh one to watch now as you're hearing this, and there'll be one more uh on Sunday.
• 1:15:09
  SPEAKER_02: Hell yeah.
• 1:15:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yep, we got lots of stuff on the Patreon.
• 1:15:13
  SPEAKER_02: Check it out.
• 1:15:13
  SPEAKER_02: There's one, five, and ten dollars.
• 1:15:15
  SPEAKER_02: Chuck us a couple bucks if you want to.
• 1:15:17
  SPEAKER_02: It's patreon.com slash fartmouth.
• 1:15:20
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I gave away my brain rots.
• 1:15:22
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm gonna upload that as well.
• 1:15:23
  SPEAKER_01: Sick.
• 1:15:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 1:15:24
  SPEAKER_02: That's awesome.
• 1:15:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 1:15:26
  SPEAKER_02: Um, so yeah, check check out patreon.com slash fartmouth, or if you are broke and gay, you could leave us a Spotify comment and we'll we'll shake your hand.
• 1:15:35
  SPEAKER_02: I guess you kinda have to pay for Spotify, huh?
• 1:15:37
  SPEAKER_02: What's free?
• 1:15:38
  SPEAKER_01: I guess No, I think you can listen to podcasts for free.
• 1:15:41
  SPEAKER_01: There's just like ads and right ads, yeah.
• 1:15:44
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, we didn't that's not us.
• 1:15:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, that's just the Jews at Spotify.
• 1:15:48
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, sorry, Spotify.
• 1:15:51
  SPEAKER_01: Oh man, we're gonna get fucking well it was nice knowing you guys.
• 1:15:54
  SPEAKER_02: It was the last episode of Farmouth ever.
• 1:15:57
  SPEAKER_01: They're gonna delete our account.
• 1:15:59
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry about that.
• 1:16:00
  SPEAKER_02: Uh catch you later.
• 1:16:02
  SPEAKER_02: Bye.