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Shows About Retards: Satoru Iwata's Death & Amy Schumer's Star Wars Shoot · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all
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  bit hearty so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little s penis Dan I
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  accidentally got soap in my urethra and sometimes Dave you don't understand how
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  sick it makes me feel the fact that I wanted to have sex with my own daughter
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  and occasionally Cherry smallo maybe you wake up in the middle of the night with
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  a little sashwat cleanis inside of you
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  multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things
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  nerdy welcome back again it's nice to be
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  back did we go anywhere or are we just the usual
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  back um no I've been here yeah yeah yeah I think it's just the usual back I mean
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  I've been here but I mean it's a different here than than you yeah
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  I mean I went to work uh I came home um I haven't been anywhere
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  especially interesting other than that well I mean I spent four days out of
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  this week on a tropical island so I guess I am back oh well there you go
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  yeah do you have a home yet like as in AA a legitimate home I do yes I do have
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  a home now yes so that's your permanent residence for the for the future and you
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  guys are welcome to come and stay because I have in my home a sofa bed ah
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  in the spare room
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  so let it be known henceforth that uh my
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  place is the official stay over for anyone uh coming to
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  Singapore and I'll I'll also add would that be for all listeners I was going to
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  say I going to say listeners yeah for all for all
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  listeners so um I mean and everyone stops at Singapore you know what I mean
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  like Singapore that's right is like it's like the international
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  stopover how far are you from the airport well you can drive from one side
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  of this country to the other in just under an hour right so not too far yeah
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  that's right I mean the airport's on the on the east coast and I'm I'm on the
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  south coast but it's it's pretty close still okay
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  well I mean uh for the for the foreseeable future
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  uh I don't know when I'll be traveling across that way fair enough but we'll
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  see uh because the other thing is traditionally uh on the way to Europe I
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  would stop there uh but I'm pretty sure by by the time I move I next go to visit
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  Europe I I won't be in this country either so yeah that's right no right and
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  there's a quicker way from the States to Europe than going by Asia exactly well
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  well I can see that something exciting happened this week for both of you uh
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  the same thing uh maybe more exciting yeah maybe more exciting for Dan but
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  probably not really no not necessarily and I'll tell you why not just because
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  Luke is probably ecstatic about getting his second Xbox one but I bought my Xbox
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  One and haven't yet bought any games so I haven't been able to really embrace
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  the experience of it yet H did you just
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  forget or I didn't want to buy a bundle right because I don't want to play
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  Assassin's Creed Unity right and I don't want to play Halo uhhuh and so I just
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  wanted the [ __ ] console I didn't want to connect and I didn't
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  want [ __ ] game I wasn't going to play that's what I need basically we need
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  another one of those in this house were you able to get that I was eventually
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  able to get it okay so that's what I need to find yeah So eventually I got
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  that uh and then the place I bought it
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  from was not a game shop it was kind of
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  a like a bits and pieces shop right that
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  had mostly um statues of Japanese
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  women wearing not a lot of
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  clothes right and um okay so they didn't have any gam what I'm saying just a
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  traditional corner store in Singapore that's right exactly right so they
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  didn't have any games so I didn't buy a game from there and then I walked to my
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  local shopping center and the game shop there had some games but not the game
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  that I really wanted and so I just left it and now I'm kind of just feeling like
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  maybe I should have just bought something what um what region are the
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  games there are they you know what I don't know I have a feeling it's the
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  same as Australia I I believe that the it should be the same cuz they're not
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  locked anymore they're not region locked so you should be able to put any game
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  from anywhere in is that true interesting
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  Yes except for China that's interesting so I could have bought I could have
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  bought games in the US when I was there last yes H oh that's interesting all
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  right and so might I recommend just buy it digital well you may recommend that but
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  it is cheaper to not do that that so I I may not take you up on
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  that it's significantly significantly cheaper to to buy them uh
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  online not digital like as in on if I go
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  on the Xbox to buy Batman Arkham night
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  it's $99 if I buy it online it's $60 which that is not not an
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  insignificant discount and yet I still got the $99 one I guess the advantage is
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  that you get it instantly or not instantly but more or less immediately
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  that's true but that doesn't bother me you don't have to get up and change
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  discs why you don't have to do that anyway yeah you do no you
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  don't there they only come on one disc no no no no but if I change
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  games right right okay that doesn't happen that often for me well cuz all
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  you play is The Witcher yeah exactly play four different games today what do
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  you mean change discs there is only one disc The Witcher three disc yeah and
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  Luke has to constantly change between Halo games so that's right yeah yeah
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  well I did end up buying a bundle when I got mine cuz yeah it's impossible to buy
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  just an Xbox yeah I did manage to get one with without the connect so now I'm
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  selling all the games that I got with it cuz I have Don need them twice well Dan
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  managed to get one why can't I I'm going to have to see if I can figure that out
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  because I mean I don't like I don't want the extra games I also want to spend
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  that much if I can avoid it cuz I just I literally just want the cons exactly
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  right yeah and if I'm paying like 150 extra bucks to get a bundle that I would
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  not well then that's you know that's a game was that was that the was that was
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  that the difference roughly uh yeah cuz I think I paid five some like 550 for
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  mine and it's like 750 700 for the bundle depending on which bundle you get
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  Australian not Australian surely what's the um exchange rate you
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  know what this is probably not interesting we we'll talk about this
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  later so you've got an Xbox now you decide I have an Xbox yeah yeah I
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  decided is the point and I followed through so I now own an Xbox have you at
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  least set it up yet plugged in plugged in I have set it up watch some YouTube
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  on it I've not watched any YouTube on it no I created my avatar I've not even
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  gone through and tried to find you guys on it so that's my next step yeah right
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  well we should still be friends on there we were friends before we should still
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  be friends it carry over I don't know nobody came across with that yeah yeah
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  did you create a new account or did you just sign in well here's the thing I
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  tried to sign in right yeah and it wouldn't it wouldn't allow me to and I
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  just assumed that was because you couldn't sign into the same account so I
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  started a new one but you're telling me that that's not the case that is not the
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  case yeah you should I would pref been
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  able to sign in you're right son of a [ __ ] all right well I'll be
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  experimenting with that you can still do that there there time yeah that that
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  could that could be instead of playing a game you can just try and log in yeah
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  well that sounds
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  riveting all right so uh sad news first
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  of all get out of the way um Nintendo
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  president satoro iata has died of AIDS of
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  a no he died of uh what did he of a uh some kind of growth or tumor or
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  something didn't he some kind of yeah AIDS yeah just AIDS no he did he had
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  well it's not AIDS but it's the other big one he had
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  cancer canc yeah he was a young man he was in his
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  50s I mean it's only a Stones Throw from where we are now you know yeah I know
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  yeah it's uh tragic but he was he was the
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  man oh a bile duct tumor he died of
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  Jesus so yeah he was the man who brought Nintendo and gaming to the general
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  public with the Wii and the and the Wii U so do he startup as a developer there
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  uh he's you know what I don't know exactly I know that he he was a big
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  gamer he wasn't just a businessman he was actually yeah he really loved games
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  and so he started I think he started and just worked his way up until he
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  basically started running it and then right ran it into the
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  ground well it's funny actually because while looking up stuff for this um for
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  talking about this which I briefly did I found an article about um how everybody
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  was wrong about the Wii U uh and I was like what and so I looked I think it was
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  on in gadget and it was basically an article about how everybody was wrong
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  and the Wii U's actually genius and I'm like this really does happen when people
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  die like the thing that people used to think was [ __ ] suddenly everyone's like
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  he was such a genius like no the Wii U is still still
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  a bit [ __ ] like yeah I mean going to go to his funeral and say he lies a failure
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  because the wi U is [ __ ] but yeah I'm not just going to start thinking the Wii
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  U was great just cuz he's dead yeah it just it really confused me because I
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  because the headline was um why everybody was wrong about the Wii U and
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  I was like what and I clicked on it it was saying basically about how even
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  though it's not a current gen console technically it's the most fun and I'm
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  like w okay nonsense yeah anyway so sad
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  news uh and uh I guess that would make
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  aat our geek of the
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  week we
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  yeah I mean that's that's a bit upbeat for for a dead person oh but uh
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  well it always is these days nothing we can do about that no no actually that's
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  not true uh of late we've been doing custom ones um I'd like to avoid that as
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  much as possible in future that's fair that's fair I have to go away and make
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  them so yeah yeah I and to be honest I
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  don't really know what I would do as a custom geek of the week for him so
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  unless you've got a very compelling suggestion look even if you made it
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  Nintendo themed I mean I don't think it' sound any less upbeat so yeah maybe we
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  just go with what we have oh it's a bit of Chip tune in that one anyway oh it
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  does it absolutely does all right what else has been
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  happening well uh oh Star Wars we can talk about stars talk about Star Wars oh
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  we got some Star Wars news this week do
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  we we do we do let's go R2D2 and c3o
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  been in a compromising position caught on film yes Lucas film's not happy about
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  it they've uh no they've uh they've been caught in bed with a
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  comedian uh who I had to look up who she was I didn't know who she was yeah look
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  my first question I'm glad you looked it up because can somebody first explain to
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  me who Amy Schumer is and why I should give a [ __ ] about her uh I don't know I
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  know that she's a comedian that's as far as I got you mean like a standup I think
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  she's a yeah she does stand up I think she's stand up she's just got a film
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  coming out soon but I think you might like her I think she is that sort of um
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  offbeat okay right okay so so she'll be she'll beat you off Dan she'll beat you
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  off that's great I enjoy I enjoy that um and I'm just looking at these photos
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  here and she's like a naked chick in bed
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  uh with Star Wars characters um she's uh
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  sucking off a light saber yep um
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  filating for all the um Latin speakers out there uh right and I assume that she can only
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  do this because I mean this is considered fair
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  use because it's parody right I mean if yes other than that this looks like it's
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  a complete breach of copyright yeah I think um I mean Lucas
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  film have said that they are very very unhappy about it about the photos
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  because they're in they're in GQ Magazine yeah yeah they're not just some
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  some internet thing no so they're in she's on the front cover of the Magazine
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  with cio's finger in her mouth um and there are a bunch of sexy Star Wars
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  photos so it's her and a bunch of Star Wars characters uh and they're really
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  annoyed about it they said um can I imagine where's the
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  quote Lucas film and Disney didn't approve participate in or condone the
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  inappropriate use of our characters in this manner so I mean that's fair enough you
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  know it's their company I like how particularly in the
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  um the one where she's in bed with 3PO and R2 she's kind of
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  twiddling r2's little little knob on the front of his body there his little knob there
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  y so that's pretty funny so yeah I don't know anything
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  about this girl uh other than that she post for a bunch of photos with Star
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  Wars characters so I can't comment on her other work but this is pretty funny
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  I guess I mean if she wanted to get our attention I guess this is the way to do
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  it you know I mean if yeah exactly Star Wars characters as specifically yeah no
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  that's what I mean I mean if we're her intended target audience then mission
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  accomplished because if this wasn't Star Wars characters if this was rugby
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  players then I wouldn't give a [ __ ] about it yeah yeah
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  exactly so yes interesting um does is this really fair
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  use though this seems a bit far it does seem to be I
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  mean she's obviously purchased replicas of these
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  suits and put them in contexts that imply that these are Star Wars
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  characters and there's no doubt about it you know
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  yes well I think well GQ would have looked into this because Disney are very
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  so happy yeah I guess the danger is thought chance they would cuz somebody
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  said oh there's no way you could mistake this for um for official Star Wars stuff
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  but I mean they're pretty they're good costumes I mean you could I if I saw
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  this and I didn't see the headline about Lucas film being pissed off I would
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  think oh wow I didn't didn't expect that kind of they'd be cool with it yeah
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  exactly right yeah I like my assumption would be oh wow why is Disney doing that
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  cuz you just assume that that you need permission to have these characters in
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  yeah yeah and you would assume that Disney didn't acquire Lucas film to make
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  Star Wars themed pornography yeah yeah well I me poor not
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  pornography to be honest it's not very good I can't see anything no I'm not
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  getting off at all no and I'm trying like I am really trying yeah do you
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  think they're going to make the Empire um trucks back
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  porno have they not yet they made the first one I don't know if they made it
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  well I guess you know like the rule with all sequels if if they made enough money
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  out of it then they'll make a sequel if you haven't seen it Luke I'm sure it doesn't
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  exist yeah porno so I uh
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  um no not yet not yet okay it's still just a first Star Wars triple X it's in
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  pre-production I'll keep an eye out for that I read a hilarious article this
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  week um that somebody Fox Fox News it
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  was a Fox News article saying that um there's an inappropriate and highly
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  offensive Star Wars toy on the market and I couldn't wait to go to the article
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  and and and watch it and I was thoroughly disappointed but you know
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  what the inappropriate Star Wars toy is it's a slave layer
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  figurine and you know why it's inappropriate because she's in a bikini
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  she's in the slave layer costume yeah it's it's not anything additional to
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  that it's just that the Americans now for some reason now out of the [ __ ]
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  blue are up in arms that slave slave layer is a little bit provocative he
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  gives a [ __ ] I know don't know what's this world coming
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  to you got to be offended about something that's all I know you've got
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  to you got talking about it too it's like um it's the most even notice how
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  like Fox News gets a little factious about things like what [ __ ] Star Wars
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  is Fox News like don't be all like oh it's this thing called uh I've got it
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  written down here Star Wars and um according to the Box this is Princess
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  Leia uh you know it's like you [ __ ] know who that is all right yeah right
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  report on it everybody knows who don't be an
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  idiot yeah well it's so what they're worried about kids playing with it even
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  though kids have been playing with [ __ ] Star Wars figures for however long yeah I mean
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  isn't the argument these are kids movies
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  now maybe the movies from 1984 get over
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  it yeah speaking of uh things that are set in Space the moon set in space
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  mostly yeah most of the time it is yeah so um got some good place for it we got
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  some Mo any moon news yeah we have a g we do have some Mo moon news do we have
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  a jingle for moon news yes we do Matt
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  news news on
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  [Music]
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  Theon all right and that was that was whatever it
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  was mhm so how you going with not creating the new ones can that be to the tune of
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  Dark Side of the Moon I'll I'll come up with something
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  yeah well remember how I was going to go to Mars but never got around fin
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  finishing the application you weren't going to go to Mars starting the
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  application half of that story is true yes yes I remember when you didn't go to
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  Mars yeah and you definitely didn't fill in the application form
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  yeah well now maybe I could just set my sites a little bit low maybe I can go to
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  the Moon okay y the new head of the European space agency has come out and
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  said we his first uh what he said he said we should look to the Future beyond
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  the International Space station we look for a smaller spacecraft in lower or
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  orbit for micro gravity research and I propose a moon Village on The Far Side
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  of Moon I like to think when he got that just just talking through that and
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  everyone's like sorry can you just did you say we're going to build a village
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  on The Far Side of the Moon I don't he sort of just adds that
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  on at the end drops that in the fact that he says Village too I
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  mean what does that conjure I'm imagining the most adorable storybook town
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  that would be great I think his idea
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  behind it was not to be sort of a one sort of country to do it that a village
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  like all nations on Earth should go up and work together and all that crap
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  right I like how he says the Americans are looking to go to Mars very soon and
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  I don't see how we can do that before going to Mars we should test whether we
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  could do Mars on the moon all right Europe that's the attitude yeah that's
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  right well it's probably a good place to test some stuff out yeah agre if anything
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  went wrong would you want to be four days away from Earth or months no I
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  agree if they're not confident in going to Mars don't do it don't try it but I
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  love it that they that they really they're aligning themselves with America
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  by saying we've got a space program just like America and they're going to go to
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  Mars and we're going to do one less than that yeah we we can't do that but we're
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  going to do something interesting as well imagine the imagine
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  the Space Race during the Cold War was like that you know it's like oh America
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  you're going to Mars you're going to the moon but but we're going to go to a
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  really high mountain yeah the Russians have launched the first satellite into
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  space um we strapped this walkie-talkie to a pigeon uh we're pretty
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  impressed yeah now look I'll be honest if they put a village on the moon mhm
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  mhm I I I would go there I wouldn't I'm I'm not stupid enough I'm not stupid
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  enough to say I would go to Mars cuz that's that's Madness but the moon we've
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  done that like if someone said hey here's a ticket uh I can't go cuz I've
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  got I've got a babysit but do you want to go to The Village on the moon I'm in
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  yeah yeah you know what take that down a notch if if they built a village in
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  Antarctica and somebody was to give me there's a weather station
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  and they do research there but you can't just go and have an overnight stay as a
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  tourist you cannot you can get government art grants to be sent there
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  if you can prove that being an Antarctica um will help you as an
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  artist right I considered once telling them I was going to ride a sitcom set in
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  that weather station and see whether they'd send me but like Luke I never filled out the
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  form Jenna's Grand father was stationed at the military base in Antarctica for
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  two Winters really two Winters and how
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  long is one winter in Antarctica Matt I don't know uh that sounds a long time
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  yeah it was from what I understand um yeah he's he's one of the few people to
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  do it twice from what he tells me right so it's also it's the the the South Pole
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  station the one that was uh in the xfiles movie and stuff it's pretty
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  interesting actually yeah um yeah yeah yeah I have a friend that was stationed
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  there for 6 months really and it's funny cuz I made my joke about huh why would I
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  want to go down there it's just a weather station he went D it's it's much
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  more than just the weather station I mean there's the there's the mess hall and the the
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  barracks I said is there a bar and he said we've made our own bar and we do
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  hang out at it after work yeah the drinks are free cuz we brought all the
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  alcohol with us yeah yeah that's like the uh it's like the shopping center
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  underneath uh Barbara Stan's house what have we talked about this
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  before explain no have we not talked about this no I'm pretty sure we haven't
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  Barbara I've never heard I've never heard of this Barbara stren has a
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  shopping center under her house right underground really yes that she shops at
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  and it's the only place she shops she doesn't go out shopping but the thing is
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  why would she in order to stock a shopping center you have to
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  purchase all the goods right so technically she already owns everything
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  down there right yeah so she doesn't pay for things when she goes down there but
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  she does browse like it's a regular shop that's [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah I
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  know that's like taking privileged to the next [ __ ] [ __ ] level that's all
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  right go bar St in that's that's
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  interesting what the [ __ ] well cuz she just can't go outside she just does does
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  not want to [ __ ] bother with the normal world that we live in I mean I
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  understand that but if I had that type of money I'm not leaving the house yeah
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  I believe you apparently it's like an old timey street with cobblestones and
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  stuff and shops on either side under her house yes under her house in like a cave
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  in a cave essentially yes I think more of a basement than a cave but yes
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  [ __ ] hell hello good day mend
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  yeah penny for a paper
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  weird yeah totally
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  weird well speaking of weird uh I saw an
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  article today it's uh sort of funny uh a
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  man murdered uh three Christians mhm mhm
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  uh hilarious in the United States uh it was a mistake though he thought they
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  were Jews yeah um but I love that not
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  only did he kill them because thought they were Jews he used that as his
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  defense in court right um because he said well I'm uh an
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  anti-semite um and so this wasn't murder this was actually a mistake because I
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  thought I was murdering filthy Jews yeah now mat before you make any
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  comments on this do we need to play any Jingles here about about what about
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  you siding for or against the Jews in in any way no no I think I've made my
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  position clear I'm I'm Pro Jew okay well I mean not proj I I don't go around
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  preaching the gospel of what they have a gospel they don't have a gospel do they
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  um they pre gospel I don't know what they call it pre it's like it's like a
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  prequel to The Gospel though isn't it that's right I don't go around preaching
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  the Bible episode one The Phantom Menace
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  so yeah yeah who's Jud of Binks Phantom
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  Menace in the old test saying the Jewish god is The Phantom Menace
• 27:29
  uh I guess cuz I'm I'm not entirely sure who the phantom menace was in The
• 27:33
  Phantom Menace to be honest you know I reckon I reckon Jonah would be the job
• 27:37
  Binks of the Old Testament like Jonah and the whale oh Misa swallowed by a
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  whale y y y so anyway I'm reading you loud and
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  clear uh in his defense um Miller sorry he shares your surname spelled
• 27:57
  differently yeah Dan yeah uh he made a presentation his
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  defense which touched on Caitlyn Jenner AIDS Israel the wars in Iraq and
• 28:05
  Afghanistan British wartime leader Winston Church Hill the Reverend Billy
• 28:09
  Graham and a Jewish conspiracy that he alleges is behind the sitcom All in the
• 28:14
  Family and what did it have to do with him killing people well he he had to
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  yeah he had to because of all those things yeah and I love I love his his
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  phrase here quote there's no legal way to save the the white
• 28:29
  race yeah you know like so if if if you want to do what's right for your skin
• 28:34
  color I guess uh you got to kind of go above the
• 28:39
  lawm uh the judge said there was no casual or direct connection between that
• 28:43
  argument and the killings to which to which Miller responded by calling him an
• 28:49
  egg sucking mule so
• 28:55
  yeah interesting amusing but not am using because sadly three people died
• 28:59
  yeah I mean it it literally terrifies me that I share the the planet with people
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  like this you know and maybe I'm relatively safe from this guy
• 29:09
  particularly because like he's white and I'm white and he only hates non-whites
• 29:15
  so by default I'm probably safe but even so you know well he's I mean what are
• 29:21
  these people he he murdered like yeah they were just bring us to another
• 29:25
  question why that's a scary thing like he's G out and murdered people like so
• 29:31
  who had nothing to fear from this guy yeah that's true in fact they lived in a
• 29:36
  suburb that is predominantly Jewish and I I guess he just figured that was
• 29:41
  enough right yeah well maybe they were wearing a nice
• 29:46
  hat on the day so any listeners just be a bit careful and do your research all
• 29:52
  right yeah yeah if you're going to commit a hate crime make sure that
• 29:56
  you're hating the right people Luke if
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  if you were going to gun down three Jews
• 30:04
  um how how would you go about it um while the other brothers are doing time
• 30:10
  listen up it's [ __ ] crimes I'd just like to intervene for a
• 30:14
  second just say to Luke you don't have to answer that
• 30:19
  question I think I'm going to refrain from this one cuz
• 30:23
  I I'm not here to help you don't want to incriminate yourself you don't want to
• 30:26
  incriminate yourself I understand people murder yeah yeah actually that that
• 30:32
  could be our new tagline we're not here to help anyone
• 30:35
  commit murder dot dot
• 30:40
  dot uh I'd click on a podcast if if that was a a uh a Proviso that it was
• 30:46
  providing you'd be like well what are they here to do
• 30:52
  yeah oh speaking of murder yeah it's a slight segue uh or manslaughter in this
• 30:59
  case uh I this week um the singer Randy
• 31:05
  BL from Lamb of God or David Randy blly from lamb of God's book came out oh yeah
• 31:11
  uh I don't know if you guys know about this but uh Lamb of God obviously is a
• 31:15
  metal band Dan you're probably familiar with them I am um I once uh took their
• 31:19
  CD when I was working at a music store and um put it in Christian rock and um
• 31:25
  sold it to a very nice old man uh easy mistake to
• 31:31
  make oh no no it wasn't a mistake on my part no no I know on his part I mean
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  yeah uh he's got ry's got a book out because uh a little while ago uh a
• 31:43
  couple years ago now maybe he um the band flew into Czechoslovakia Czech
• 31:48
  Republic to play a show M uh and at the
• 31:52
  airport he was arrested uh immediately and taken and put in a cell
• 31:58
  uh where they handed him some paperwork that said you have to defend yourself
• 32:03
  because we believe you're responsible for the death of a young man at a
• 32:05
  festival two years ago uh so prepare to defend yourself wow and they none of
• 32:12
  them had any idea about what it was or anything like that uh and he was in
• 32:17
  prison over there for a long time defending himself soly [ __ ] uh I mean
• 32:21
  spoilers he's he's obviously he's back home now so that's that's good yeah yeah
• 32:27
  that's that's not a secret but the book is is really good because the other
• 32:31
  thing that you may or may not know about Randy is that he was an alcoholic for a
• 32:36
  very long time and he very famously uh was a [ __ ] when he was drunk so uh if
• 32:42
  you've seen any of the band's DVDs um there's usually a a story or two told
• 32:49
  about him being a [ __ ] and then on one of them you can actually see him and the
• 32:52
  guitarist getting into a fight and it ends when the guitarist punches him out
• 32:57
  and everyone says says thank you for punching him out he's a fuckw and he's
• 33:00
  drunk right okay so it's it's interesting he's sober now
• 33:05
  um and he's actually a very intelligent guy uh and he like reads a lot and uh
• 33:12
  it's it's interesting to to read because like I said the only thing that I knew about
• 33:17
  him previously was from the DVDs and stuff and I was like oh that's Randy
• 33:20
  he's that [ __ ] kind of thing because I'd only seen you know the old stuff
• 33:25
  when he was an alcoholic idiot MH mhm um and and so yeah so it talks about
• 33:30
  that and it talks about his time in prison over there and what happened and
• 33:33
  uh uh yeah it's pretty cool if you're into metal uh if you're into L of God or
• 33:38
  even if you're just um that that that sounds interesting to you um yeah he's
• 33:44
  basically just pulled up at the airport and said uh you've been charged with
• 33:47
  manslaughter uh we don't really speak English uh but do your best to defend
• 33:51
  yourself Jesus so yeah pretty terrifying
• 33:57
  also not a country that you want to be in a prison uh for for for manslaughter
• 34:01
  I mean there's not a lot of countries that I'd like to be in prison in but
• 34:06
  that is definitely towards the bottom of the list yeah
• 34:12
  exactly so I recommend you check it out do we want to um if we've got two audio
• 34:17
  segments this week do we want to split them up okay sure uh but where where
• 34:22
  would you like to uh place yours you want do you want to do yours now and
• 34:28
  mine at the end or mine now and yours at the end we can do mine now if you want
• 34:31
  it's it's not even mine look do you want to hang on a sec I'll I'll I'll see I'll
• 34:35
  see what the uh sure the uh the person in question wants to do yeah hang on a
• 34:39
  sec Terry Terry what do you want to do your
• 34:45
  segment oh yeah [ __ ] you all right come on hang on all right yeah no he's going
• 34:50
  to do it now uh I'm going to I'm going to go take care of some paperwork sure
• 34:55
  just because we've only got one microphone and yeah yeah exactly um and
• 34:59
  it's probably best if I'm not here to be honest so all right um all right I'm off
• 35:03
  just you know how to use yeah I how to use a pair of [ __ ] headphones how you
• 35:05
  going guys hey Terry hey Terry hey what's going on
• 35:10
  hey all right nothing much um hey listeners how's it going um I really
• 35:17
  appreciate all your kind messages and [ __ ] um so um keep writing in and
• 35:21
  telling me what you want to hear and stuff um I've uh I've decided that um
• 35:27
  I'm going to do a segment now where I um I do a bit of research on on like films
• 35:32
  and documentaries and stuff yep so um
• 35:36
  what I've done um you might have seen um there was a documentary made about a
• 35:41
  Bigfoot um many many years ago um and it
• 35:46
  seems possibly there was um some some misinformation uh you know kind of you
• 35:51
  know how when they make like when Michael Mo makes a film he makes [ __ ] up
• 35:54
  yeah that kind of stuff yeah yeah so a little little bit something something
• 35:57
  like that about this documentary so um I've done some research and I've found
• 36:03
  this this slightly different version of events
• 36:06
  online um uh it's it's uh somebody's put it up anonymously um and they just
• 36:12
  called it something more so um I'll I'll um I'll I'll just read some segments
• 36:18
  from it so uh I mean you can probably figure out what the documentary I'm
• 36:22
  talking about is um let me just get started here
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  um George henders lied in bed alongside
• 36:30
  his wife he could not Slumber every thought that he had was filled with one
• 36:35
  man or beast even though he knew it was horribly wrong he turned over in bed and
• 36:41
  picked up the sheets and glanced at his alarm clock 300 a.m. it read
• 36:46
  mournfully God darn it he murmured angrily and stared at the body of his
• 36:50
  sleeping wife she was pretty but she was nothing compared to the vision that
• 36:54
  slept peacefully and innocently downstairs George thought about his
• 36:58
  options for a minute should he give into temptation he drew a picture of Harry in
• 37:03
  his mind and felt hard but then he looked at his wife and didn't feel anything decision
• 37:09
  made so um as you can see uh it I mean I don't remember this happening in the
• 37:15
  documentary or maybe they cut this bit out yeah um oh uh George carefully crept
• 37:21
  downstairs to where Harry lied his sleeping form went up and down
• 37:25
  angelically as he breathed delicately just all of a sudden Harry awoke he had
• 37:30
  smelled George approaching from a mile away Harry you noticed I've arrived said
• 37:34
  flustered George who was blushing really red and looked really
• 37:41
  abashed that means say no more in in in Sasquatch I don't know if you speak yeah
• 37:46
  sorry I I'll I'll just translate I'll translate into English sure from now
• 37:50
  yeah that would be great say no more Harry whispered his eyes narrowing and
• 37:54
  his paws pouring for George's face Harry Harry you know I can't I have a wife and
• 37:59
  kids and I can't ruin their life I can't George sobbed and his tears mingled with
• 38:03
  the fur on Harry's Hands so um it's quite a tender moment
• 38:08
  really um let's move on um uh Harry's Hands explored the terrain
• 38:15
  of George's body and wandered Southward George knew that it was wrong but he
• 38:18
  didn't want to be right Harry Harry Harry George groaned and Harry whispered
• 38:24
  seductively screw your family screw all of them screw me like you're an animal
• 38:28
  and let's run away to the woods together and have sex a lot with pleasure George
• 38:35
  replied um all of a sudden the lights came on in the dark room and three other
• 38:39
  people walked in with their eyes boiling with rage honey what are you doing my
• 38:42
  dear said N Mrs Nancy Henderson in shock what the blazes is going on here Dad oh
• 38:48
  my God it's totally not cool that you're doing this I'm so mad he like totally
• 38:51
  ate my cors oh my God Sarah cried Dad Dad I'm so mad I'm going to get my
• 38:57
  BB gun daddy why are you doing this said the little Ernie tears streaming down his
• 39:02
  cheeks so they got busted um I know I know what's going on here it's as clear
• 39:09
  as the Bigfoot juice all over Dad's face smiled Sarah sarcastically he's cheating
• 39:13
  on you George cried he had nothing to say in defense of himself suddenly he
• 39:18
  rubbed his face clean of the tears and Je and said I am going to live with
• 39:21
  Harry in the woods I love him I'm sorry to hurt you all this was a mistake Harry
• 39:26
  is the man for me Sarah and Ernie cry but Nancy said I understand that this is
• 39:30
  the quest that the Journey of life has made you Traverse upon go forward and
• 39:34
  find true love goodbye George I will miss you but I can always get together
• 39:38
  with that woman next door with the chah George and Nancy hugg platonically
• 39:44
  and he waved goodbye to his kids there were no tears now Harry smiled at George
• 39:50
  I'm glad this all worked out now let's go George hopped on Harry's back and
• 39:55
  Harry and he ran off to the wood together as one so yeah that's um that's a true
• 40:02
  story of um of Harry and and the Henderson I guess like you know U I
• 40:07
  found this on uh a website
• 40:10
  called uh fanfiction.net um right yeah so I guess that's some kind of
• 40:17
  documentary research website news blog yeah so uh basically I'm going to
• 40:23
  I'm going to go on there every week and just try and uncover the real facts
• 40:26
  about you know all the that I've seen like uh yeah like I heard
• 40:31
  there's a new um documentary about the the the Star Wars M so I thought maybe
• 40:36
  next week I'd um I'd have a look at some uh some behind the scenes truths about
• 40:41
  that please do all right do you think the wampers from Star Wars are related
• 40:47
  to Big that's a great question what's uh what's is that one of
• 40:52
  the the the things that flies a spaceship with um h
• 40:58
  no no that that's a that's a Wookie I'm talking about the wampers they lived on
• 41:02
  the The Ice Planet the ice Planet oh like an abominable snowman yeah yeah
• 41:08
  right but they're called wampers they're called wampers are they uh are they
• 41:13
  sexy I you can be honest you're you're you don't have to answer question look
• 41:19
  it's just the three of us there's no one else listening just be honest
• 41:23
  L they look cuddly they look cuddly yeah I like cuddly The Diplomatic
• 41:30
  answer look out Matt's back um I'm going to have to get going um but yeah right
• 41:35
  in tell us uh tell us what you want to hear um Terry smallo um
• 41:40
  twitter.com smallo um I'll try and get that set up for next time and um
• 41:46
  hopefully it's not taken cuz I only just thought of it and
• 41:50
  um and I'll be back bye see you bye I think you're the only Terry small shoe
• 41:57
  oh I know yeah of course all right bye bye bye all right see you see you
• 42:02
  Terry uh uh did I me say anything no no
• 42:08
  no no no point re no Terry being Terry I figured I
• 42:14
  figured so moving on uh I saw a film this
• 42:20
  week um and the the film was called Transformers dinosaur at least I assume
• 42:26
  called that um have you guys seen this I know we've talked about it before yeah yeah I've
• 42:33
  seen it you've seen I still haven't because I went to watch it once and then
• 42:36
  saw how long it was and went I'm it it is so incredibly long it is incredibly
• 42:43
  long now I watched it on a plane well it's funny you should say that cuz I
• 42:47
  watched it on a boat and not only that but but I watched it dubbed into
• 42:51
  Indonesian and then subtitled back into English so [ __ ] hell it is possible
• 42:56
  that wasn't getting the full effect that the filmmakers intended but um [ __ ] me
• 43:03
  is this a long movie and I am sick to [ __ ] death of movies deciding to be
• 43:08
  hours and hours and hours long like yeah if you can't tell a story in 90 minutes
• 43:13
  make a series don't make a movie well especially for a movie like this this is
• 43:17
  a perfect 90-minute movie yeah it's Transformers yeah it's like this it's
• 43:22
  not Shakespeare we don't need [ __ ] oh man it goes on and on and on [ __ ]
• 43:27
  movie it's nearly that's 2 hours 45 minutes [ __ ]
• 43:33
  hell yeah it just uh it's I I really got
• 43:38
  bored with it I was on a plane and uh I remember that I paused it at one point
• 43:42
  to I don't know play my [ __ ] DS or something and then later on I was like
• 43:47
  might as well finish it I guess since I'm stuck here for another eight hours
• 43:50
  yeah yeah so and here's the thing I don't even want a really really good
• 43:56
  movie to last two and three quarter hours right right and this is not a
• 44:01
  really good movie at best this is an okay movie at
• 44:08
  [Music] best I really didn't like it no I mean neither did I look I
• 44:15
  mean it was dumb it was so dumb it's got a really really good soundtrack that's
• 44:20
  all I can say about it so what they really just made this cuz they needed to
• 44:24
  print more money didn't they oh yeah I'm sure they did
• 44:27
  yeah like Mark Walberg as as a nerd in
• 44:32
  this is just so unconvincing yeah yeah it's like oh yeah you're just this nerd
• 44:38
  who somehow manages to find six hours a day to work out at the gym yeah and then
• 44:43
  by about halfway through the film we've forgotten that he was a nerd because
• 44:47
  he's just a [ __ ] Action Hero yeah that's right he doesn't do anything
• 44:49
  nerdy ever again yeah ridiculous
• 44:55
  ghh and it's got his stupid daughter in
• 44:58
  it and that guy the forget about
• 45:03
  it yeah look it's not uh it's it's no Transformers darker than Moon that's all
• 45:08
  I'm going to say which the original transform which I
• 45:12
  also had on Buff [ __ ] yeah Shuff
• 45:17
  yeah I'm going to watch one of the Transformers movies one day have you not
• 45:22
  seen any Transformers movies I've caught bits and pieces of
• 45:26
  them but never watched more than 15es if you go back to the original Transformers
• 45:31
  movie M it's really good you'll yeah the first one was good yeah okay the second
• 45:37
  one was really bad the third one I liked yeah I mean the third one was [ __ ] but it was
• 45:42
  enjoyable yeah I mean made me laugh in spots and yeah yeah I me a bit
• 45:47
  ridiculous but uh I thought it bit weird cuz I heard that Megatron dies in the
• 45:53
  first one but then he just comes back um sort of yeah okay
• 46:00
  there's well we don't have to worry about spoilers but at the same time I
• 46:03
  don't just want to make this podcast about us just explaining the part of the Transformers
• 46:08
  [Laughter] sagas so watch the first and second one
• 46:13
  skip the next no watch the first and third Y the second and fourth it's the
• 46:19
  opposite of the Star Trek movies exactly okay yeah speaking of which actually can
• 46:25
  I use that as a segue to just just kind of get something off my chest yes yes
• 46:30
  look yep I just I realized the other day
• 46:36
  that I'm really starting to hate Simon Peg and and I I never thought I'd say
• 46:43
  that and I wish I didn't because I used to really really admire him as a comic
• 46:47
  actor and I loved everything he did I would watch anything new that he came
• 46:52
  out with but he is the
• 46:55
  shitty comedy sidekick in every movie
• 47:00
  now you know like yeah he he was so bad
• 47:05
  in the second Star Trek movie know that he almost singlehandedly
• 47:11
  ruined that movie for me and the [ __ ] plot wasn't even remotely as
• 47:16
  bad as his character was why did he even need to have a whole
• 47:22
  [ __ ] story arc in that it's Scotty Scot just suuck Scotty away in the
• 47:27
  engineering department he's not M belongs and and I just saw the trailer
• 47:33
  for the newest uh mission impossible impossible and look I'll go I I'll say
• 47:38
  this I quite like the Mission Impossible movies all right I'm not going to say
• 47:42
  they're good movies but I enjoy them but [ __ ] why is he even there and this one
• 47:48
  seems to be just Tom Cruz doing awesome [ __ ] and him making dumb jokes next to
• 47:53
  him and I don't understand it I don't get that model
• 47:58
  and he's in Star Wars as well because JJ just puts him in everything well he's
• 48:03
  just an alien in that isn't he you don't even see I don't know man I don't know
• 48:08
  because you could say that Jar Binks was just an
• 48:12
  alien you mean
• 48:18
  Jonah exactly well I I do have a bit of a theory as to why Scotty was uh in the
• 48:24
  last Star Trek movie so much what the that JJ and Simon Peg have become good
• 48:29
  friends and Simon Peg wrote it did he is that is that
• 48:35
  fact he's wrer on it I thought Al Alex kurtzman and Roberto maybe it's just his
• 48:41
  third one he's a riter on hold on look this up I thought it was kurtman and ay
• 48:46
  they write all of them as in the old kurtman and ay who wrote the
• 48:52
  xils uh possibly Alex kurtzman and Roberto
• 48:58
  they wrote um uh the island did they write I think
• 49:02
  they wrote The Island well I mean alus Huxley wrote The Island he just he just
• 49:07
  called it something different and wrote it about 50 years before the island came out
• 49:12
  but uh Alex curtzman and Roberto ay yeah yeah sorry it's the third one the next
• 49:19
  one that uh Simon Peg's actually writing ho [ __ ] he Star Trek
• 49:23
  Beyond he's writing it weird no but that's well it's even worse he's a
• 49:29
  writer oh he wrote kurtzman wrote Transformers Revenge of the Fallen as
• 49:34
  well Jesus right but none of them wrote episodes of The X Files clearly clear
• 49:38
  clearly I'm turned all around here no they wrote
• 49:44
  Alias ah right and Hercules and Zena so
• 49:48
  JJ is just rehashing his old stuff
• 49:52
  yeah good old J no I know what you mean I used and uh same with Nick Frost Nick
• 49:59
  Frost was in um Doctor Who last season as Santa Claus and he just didn't need
• 50:03
  to be there be honest he really he really didn't need to be there um it's
• 50:10
  just yeah I mean I love those guys but I like their old stuff better than the new
• 50:16
  stuff yeah I don't want to get all hipster on this but like I I I can't
• 50:20
  agree more like the stuff that they did
• 50:23
  with um the [ __ ] the name of that Ed you mental blank the stuff they did with
• 50:30
  Edgar R like every single thing but even well up to a point point yeah the last
• 50:36
  one was terrible um well end oh God God that sucked so bad so they're all
• 50:43
  they're all they're all washed up now I guess [ __ ] hell no
• 50:49
  um ant-man's out this week and edar was supposed to direct that and he didn't
• 50:53
  which is disappointing because I was actually really I'd be more interested
• 50:56
  in it if I knew that Edgar W had directed it I had this conversation this
• 51:00
  week I I had to really think about whether or not I was going to go and see
• 51:04
  Ant-Man and honestly I'm I'm not going to go I'll watch it eventually yeah yeah
• 51:10
  I think I'm going to see it cuz someone from work wants to go and they're
• 51:13
  dragging me along cuz they want someone to watch it with but yeah I haven't
• 51:16
  really been too fussed about it I've heard it's really
• 51:20
  good I just yeah I don't know I think they've been advertising it quite a lot
• 51:24
  like there's you C ad with Ant-Man what yeah okay that's you know
• 51:31
  you cool the little thing yeah I know Ant-Man ad what the [ __ ] man for them to
• 51:37
  be cross promotion like that I thought that maybe the movie's not that good c yeah
• 51:44
  weird well I watched a movie this week
• 51:48
  that I was really disappointed by mhm
• 51:52
  because uh I talked in what I think will be last week episode when you hear this
• 51:58
  about how much I was surprised by and enjoyed Insidious 2 and
• 52:04
  before that Insidious I really liked the first two a lot uh and I like the way
• 52:09
  they tied together I thought the story was cool and interesting uh and you know
• 52:14
  they the second one called back to the first one in a successful way that made
• 52:18
  me happy and then I watched number three uh and I will say it was not directed by
• 52:25
  James ju okay it was directed by uh the person who co-wrote the first two with
• 52:31
  him okay um and uh I don't want to I'm not going to spoil the second one but the
• 52:37
  there is sort of a a cliffhanger at the end of the second one and the third one
• 52:43
  is a prequel which has nothing to do with it so that caught me off guard
• 52:47
  immediately because I was expecting the story to continue yeah ites it it does not it's
• 52:54
  uh it's got some people that were in the other but it's a prequel
• 52:59
  and uh I don't know it's got some cool stuff in it but it just wasn't wasn't as
• 53:03
  good it's just I think either because I was disappointed that that it wasn't a
• 53:10
  continuation of the story that I was enjoying or I think it just overall
• 53:14
  wasn't as good cuz it was I don't know it's the same kind of
• 53:19
  thing but it just didn't seem like it was done as well it wasn't terribly
• 53:22
  scary there was some cool monsters and ghosts in it but yeah I don't know I was
• 53:27
  really disappointed could be could it be possible this going to be a fourth one
• 53:31
  which will take up where the second one left off well I'm wondering if it's
• 53:34
  because James Juan's off doing a bajillion things now he's going to be
• 53:37
  doing Aquaman next and he was doing he did a fast and the furious didn't he did
• 53:40
  he did the last one of those he did and uh so I don't think I just don't think
• 53:45
  he's going to have time to do one of these and Insidious again for a bit so
• 53:48
  maybe they're stalling so that he can but was Insidious his thing was this
• 53:54
  something that he like sted and and he wrote the original I'm pretty sure he
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  wrote and directed the first two with the help of this other person sure with
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  on the writing and then he's gone off to do bigger and better things and and now
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  the the writer has gone and done this prequel like and I'm I'm the only reason
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  I can think that it's not just a continuation is that they're saying oh
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  just do something else until I get back but that just seems stupid to me like
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  why because they called it's in because it's Insidious chapter one they call
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  them chapters Insidious chapter one Insidious Chapter 2 insidious chapter 3
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  which is a prequel like it doesn't make any [ __ ] chapters work no so I don't
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  know I was just really disappointed uh some people children seemed to think it
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  was scary I when I checked Twitter I didn't okay I didn't think it was very
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  scary um had some cool stuff in it but um just overall it
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  wasn't I don't know like I said I was just so surprised by how much I enjoyed
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  the others this really disappointed me cuz this was basically what I thought
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  the others were and they weren't you know what I mean yeah sure yeah cuz you
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  actually went out of your way to watch the second one before the third one came
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  out that's right because I remember that I i' held off on watching the first one
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  for ages and then I we watched it and I was like wow that was really good and
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  then I knew the third one was coming out so I was like oh let's watch the second
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  one and like like I said it like I was really surprised by how good it was
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  so disappointing surprised by how good you said it
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  was yeah yeah all right so one and two on the radar number three don't bother
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  yeah definitely I I definitely recommend you watch one and two I thought they
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  were really good horror movies really clever clever the way they tied in together well I
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  will good but Angus Samson's in there
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  both what he's in well he's in all three of them that's not really a spoiler but
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  yeah Ang Samson's in there nice well I suppose Aussie director you can have
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  some Aussie cast members y he's uh his
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  American accent I mean it's probably fine but I know that he's Australian so
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  when I he's so Australian as well yeah exactly and he's on all the ads and
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  everything even though I don't know listeners if you've noticed but he he's
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  on a lot of TV commercials he does the voiceovers for a lot of TV commercials
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  like back when that guy from Secret Life of USS he was the voice of every
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  commercial for a while yeah that's so true but um yeah so when he does an American accent
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  in this and it it didn't convince me but I guess if you didn't know any better
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  it's probably fine yeah probably cious 3
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  thumbs down thumbs down thumbs down very unexpected sorry James well don't you
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  apologize it sounds like this other dude has to apologize to James Juan that's
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  true sorry for [ __ ] up your franchise I I don't have the jingle
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  prepared and you guys haven't even heard it yet the're [ __ ] up theing they're
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  [ __ ] up the French jingle no we've got a James Juan jingle things I would
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  do to James Juan jingle from last week you guys haven't
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  heard it yet let me find it yeah I think you need to find
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  [Music] itames that's the uh Insidious things
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  that would do to James W nice I was going to talk about
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  something that I did like but uh I don't know if you guys have seen or watch or
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  are familiar with it um have you guys watched new girl at all yeah I watched
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  uh watch the first three episodes mhm didn't you I recall that
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  you didn't like it yeah I mean I I thought it was okay when I thought that
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  the point was that the girl was [ __ ] and that they were all being really nice
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  to her because she was [ __ ] and then somebody explained to me that no she's
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  not [ __ ] she's supposed to be lovable and then that just turned me
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  off okay they're kind of all bit I'm just so sick of shows about retards like
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  socially awkward people I'm just I just can't do it I can't do it
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  anymore okay all right have you seen it Luke I seen I'm about halfway through
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  season 4 and then I stopped watching for some reason okay cool yeah we've been
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  watching season 4 man I got to say I've it's pretty funny I've been enjoying it
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  a lot like I don't know what you think Luke I'm a huge fan of Zoel
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  uhhuh so but did you think the show was funny is my question all right good yes
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  all right I don't know I just thought this season so far has been particularly
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  funny so I wanted to mention it I'm a I'm a fan of the show it's I don't know
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  it's just about a bunch of 30 something that they all live together and have
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  these stupid adventures and it's MH I don't know I find it very funny sounds
• 58:50
  just like our lives man exactly that's why it's hilarious
• 58:54
  our lives are hilarious more free time than what we do oh yeah yeah really do
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  have a lot of free time yeah well it's cuz they don't have
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  to have real jobs where they actually have to do stuff they have funny jobs
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  where they do amusing things yeah and then have enough energy after doing that
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  job to go and hang out with friends instead of coming home watching TV until
• 59:15
  you fall asleep yeah and then in a in a a sitcom when you stay out till 6:00
• 59:20
  a.m. getting drunk and then go to work in the morning it's funny it's not hell
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  on Earth yeah that's right all right so I'll go back and I'll finish watching it
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  yeah I see I think look everyone's got that kind of one shitty sitcom that they
• 59:34
  enjoy mine is um Happy Endings which I just watched through for the second time
• 59:40
  I don't think I've seen that well it's basically just the premise you explained
• 59:43
  oh okay my super shitty one is actually
• 59:46
  Two Broke Girls oh really I hate that
• 59:51
  show but I can't stop watching it I've I do you know I haven't watched it I just
• 59:56
  just the prise so depressing just really didn't seem like it would appeal to me
• 1:00:02
  why is it depressing CU horrible show it's got cat Denning in it like her
• 1:00:07
  it's got It's got Cat Dennings in it and I like her and I find it depressing that
• 1:00:11
  she's doing this show oh sure I think she could be doing a lot better so you
• 1:00:16
  just watched to support her yes in case she ever rocks up in case
• 1:00:22
  she ever comes around and she's like have you seen my show and you're like yeah
• 1:00:26
  yeah I'm sorry we need to talk about that
• 1:00:31
  yeah it could work things I would do the [Music]
• 1:00:36
  cats I was going to say we got a jingle but we do now we do yep that's it good
• 1:00:41
  enough and what would we do to her we'd support her by watching her terrible
• 1:00:45
  shows that's right she's good in uh in the Thor films she's very amusing in
• 1:00:51
  thought too I thought yeah I think she's quite a good actress I don't know why
• 1:00:54
  she does that show I really liked her in um that movie she did with Michael Sarah
• 1:00:59
  where they're looking for the uh the secret gig Nick Nick and Norah's
• 1:01:03
  Infinite Playlist yeah I mean a bit of a hipster movie but I I liked it yeah that
• 1:01:08
  was an all right movie you know who that movie has that girl the skinny girl from
• 1:01:14
  The Blonde one from [ __ ] um God what is she in um she's in a
• 1:01:20
  couple of things I know from you mean the really skinny one yeah the one the
• 1:01:25
  she ends up throwing up in the toilet in in that film and um she's just in a lot
• 1:01:30
  of films that I've watched over the years and then she turned up in that and
• 1:01:33
  I was like oh my God I remember you but I can't remember what else she was in oh
• 1:01:37
  you're not talking about the skinny one who was his ex-girlfriend you're talking
• 1:01:39
  about the one who gets drunk and wanders off yeah yeah yeah yeah she's in a bunch
• 1:01:45
  of other stuff like that I've seen over the years and every time she turns up
• 1:01:48
  I'm like oh hey I'm remember you and then she doesn't recognize me obviously
• 1:01:52
  cuz she's a film star and I'm and I'm nobody yeah and she's like are you even in my
• 1:01:57
  house yeah exactly and then as the police drag me off I tell her you know
• 1:02:03
  thanks for all your hard work I'm going to look up who she is now I'm looking it
• 1:02:12
  up uh Ari grer gror Ari
• 1:02:17
  gror yeah that's her she is in she just a bunch of
• 1:02:22
  stuff uh such as I've got Veronica Mars if you Google
• 1:02:29
  her the movies that comes up a bad teacher for a good time call The Sitter
• 1:02:34
  what's your number yeah I think she's in a a lot of great movies there man
• 1:02:40
  so you know what I'm scrolling back through here and I'm like I don't think
• 1:02:45
  I've seen any of these films what the [ __ ] do I recognize her from I guess he
• 1:02:49
  just met recognize her from following her on the
• 1:02:54
  street that's really strange that you're following on the street yes it is yeah it's a bit
• 1:03:01
  strange there must be something there's going to be one there's going to be one
• 1:03:04
  where you're like okay that's where I know her from do you know her from this is
• 1:03:10
  American Dad no that doesn't that doesn't help do you know her from the Cleveland she's
• 1:03:16
  in she's in one episode of Veronica Mar I guess it could be that she's in
• 1:03:23
  The Sopranos which I haven't seen yeah and I have seen that and I'm
• 1:03:28
  struggling to even think of who she is in The Sopranos Caitlyn is this even the right
• 1:03:33
  person one episode of La one
• 1:03:37
  thinking wondering
• 1:03:44
  now no this is the one you were thinking of this is the one that keeps losing her gum and
• 1:03:50
  yeah oh well not who I thought it was there you go listeners that's uh
• 1:03:57
  that's a fascinating fascinating discussion there do we have a things you
• 1:04:01
  would do to Ari graer jingle why no because I don't it's not even she's not
• 1:04:06
  even who I thought she do anything do with that now I want to know who the [ __ ] I
• 1:04:10
  was thinking of well maybe that can be a competition listeners if you know who Matt's
• 1:04:16
  thinking of right in yeah and you could win a prize the person that I thought she was
• 1:04:23
  if you can name her you win and I look will send you something yeah okay
• 1:04:29
  yeah so um so they have nothing to go off except you thought she was that girl
• 1:04:35
  yeah look check out some screen grabs from nicora Infinite Playlist she's the
• 1:04:38
  blonde girl try to figure out who the [ __ ] I thought she was and then we'll
• 1:04:43
  see if we can find out yeah that's even more obscure than anything that Luke's
• 1:04:47
  ever come up with for a for a competition yeah I like it and the prize will be equally
• 1:04:53
  [ __ ] you guys uh you guys remember a little while ago we used to have a
• 1:04:58
  weekly segment called Kirk orun yeah where uh the idea was that I'd
• 1:05:03
  read out a bunch of quotes that were either from Captain James T Kirk from
• 1:05:07
  Star Trek or Condon his Holiness the D Lama yeah well I wanted to bring it back
• 1:05:13
  because you know it was it was a bit of an audience favorite and but to be
• 1:05:16
  honest I I think I really did go through just about everything that either of
• 1:05:20
  those two guys ever said right right so I thought well what better way to
• 1:05:23
  generate some new material um other than just bringing them both onto the show
• 1:05:30
  right right William Shatner and the D Lama and um yeah like they couldn't be
• 1:05:36
  here now because of the time distance and stuff so I I um I spoke to them
• 1:05:39
  earlier in the week so um I mean it's just it's just an interview I chat with
• 1:05:44
  Dal Lama for a bit and I I chat with Shatner for a bit so Matt have you got
• 1:05:47
  that clip there that you can um you can roll for us yeah yeah yeah yeah I'll
• 1:05:51
  cure that up um here we go
• 1:05:54
  okay his Holiness welcome to the podcast so take us through a typical day in the
• 1:06:00
  life of the Dal Lama when you my routine I mean daily routine I didn't
• 1:06:06
  necessarily mean your daily routine I it could be anything so there
• 1:06:11
  are more and more boys more and more
• 1:06:15
  boys yes at young age are you serious oh
• 1:06:20
  yes of course okay I'm human being but
• 1:06:24
  why young boys so one on older older one
• 1:06:28
  very less smile less smile I mean they're less enthusiastic about being
• 1:06:33
  [ __ ] by the Dal Lama yes well Bo is there a less sorted side to your sex
• 1:06:40
  life I mean who else do you [ __ ] that also relative relatives how
• 1:06:46
  does that even happen I mean how does it initially come up there's possibility so
• 1:06:52
  therefore they're bound to happen I don't know if it was bound to happen I
• 1:06:56
  mean what does Buddhism say about incest it is wrong and the stuff you do with
• 1:07:00
  the boys that also wrong yes well I can't say I'm surprised okay well let's
• 1:07:06
  take this up a notch let's hear from our second guest Mr Shatner oh his Holiness
• 1:07:11
  is taking off his robes and happy I'm
• 1:07:17
  D I don't know whether to laugh or be impressed just ignore it Mr Shatner as I
• 1:07:22
  was saying are you going to entertain us with a story or just going to take a cue
• 1:07:26
  from his Holiness and tell us how you like to [ __ ] well I think I was probably
• 1:07:30
  born to do that oh okay more of this then uh and I
• 1:07:35
  shudder If You Could See Me old legs pumping breath coming hard I thought God
• 1:07:42
  I'm too old for this okay well that's probably true his Holiness told us about
• 1:07:46
  experiences with incest I assume there's nothing like that in your family my dad had come
• 1:07:52
  across 11 12 members of the Shatner family
• 1:07:58
  oh maybe that's where it rubbed off this giant of a man then what made you keep
• 1:08:03
  doing it um desperation the uh sense
• 1:08:09
  of of inadequacy which is adequacy it's all mixed up uh cuz I don't I I'm
• 1:08:16
  uncomfortable so you don't actually enjoy it well that's something I guess
• 1:08:21
  I'm most comfortable around horses and dogs and oh Jesus and so I did something
• 1:08:27
  that ordinarily wouldn't do outdoors and learn the possessions and get to know
• 1:08:32
  each other and um and it turned out to be wonderful Mr shner I'm just going to
• 1:08:36
  ask this once how often have you ever had consensual sex with a grown human
• 1:08:43
  woman that you were not related to
• 1:08:49
  uh infrequently if at all and there you have
• 1:08:53
  it so there you go there you go
• 1:08:57
  yeah you know two two great men and they each had a lot to
• 1:09:02
  say and uh we forgot to do this that
• 1:09:06
  [Music]
• 1:09:11
  was yeah and uh just because it's one of my favorite Jingles that I've ever done
• 1:09:17
  and I know the listeners appreciated it can we can we flash back to the time
• 1:09:21
  that you did Kurt Kurt Kurt Kurt Kurt Kermit or
• 1:09:27
  [Music]
• 1:09:41
  K
• 1:09:48
  or great stuff I believe that was for our 100th episode I think so I love the echo is
• 1:09:55
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