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📣 Serving Dish & Below Deck: Scheana & Brock Cheating, Love Island Finale, RHOL & More · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: Drama, Darling.
• 0:19
  Speaker 3: Hello, darlings, welcome into the Darling News desk. It's his
• 0:24
  Speaker 3: I Darling Amy Phillips here with Darling Emily, my trustee
• 0:29
  Speaker 3: co host and news anchor. Extraordinary. How you doing today?
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: I'm even better now. I can barely keep up with
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: the news coming out of the postvilla, Love Island, USA.
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, we're getting airport updates, we are getting corporate
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: housing updates. I can't keep up.
• 0:50
  Speaker 3: Okay, I am going to need to get some dish
• 0:53
  Speaker 3: from you on that because I haven't been following everything.
• 0:58
  Speaker 3: I've seen some headlines. Let's get into it, serving dish. Emily,
• 1:04
  Speaker 3: do you want to take the first story? We have
• 1:06
  Speaker 3: now wrapped Love Island. We have your winners. We uh,
• 1:10
  Speaker 3: we did a live watch party over on the Patreon. So, darlings,
• 1:13
  Speaker 3: if you would love to go over there and join
• 1:16
  Speaker 3: us anytime, we're we're ready to welcome you in. We
• 1:19
  Speaker 3: got a community, We've got just a great gaggle of
• 1:23
  Speaker 3: Darlings who we connect with and we have great time. Anyway,
• 1:26
  Speaker 3: So what happened was going on? Hold on? What's going on?
• 1:28
  Speaker 3: Hold on?
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  Speaker 1: Let me also add if by chance you were not
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: ready to leave the villa, or this season of Love
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: Island USA left you wanting, wanting head over, As Deanna
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: would say, march yourself right over to the current season
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: of Love Island UK. I am blown away.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, welcome yourself in. Yeah, I mean, okay, that's great
• 1:51
  Speaker 3: to know. Wish we would have watched it. But then again, yeah, okay.
• 1:55
  Speaker 1: So Iris and TJ that was on TMZ that I
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: and TJ are. They went over I think to Austin's
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: corporate housing because Austin's in the lobby area there and
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: Iris and TJ connect out front. It's very kind of
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: flirty and uncomfortable, but there's a big hug and some
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: laughs and then Austin comes and greets them. That's all
• 2:20
  Speaker 1: I got. But we just know context, some yoga and some.
• 2:26
  Speaker 4: Stretches out here in front of the corporate housing.
• 2:31
  Speaker 3: And why am I stole here? I don't know? Okay,
• 2:38
  Speaker 3: So okay, gotcha? Interesting? Awkward?
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: What was more confused? What I keep thinking about, and
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: I guarantee you no one else is, is that there
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: was a video from the flights back from Fiji and
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: Nick was seated next to Hoodah for the flight and
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, why do in Hoodah switched seats with
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: Landria or maybe Landria was on the other side now
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  Speaker 1: that I'm thinking this, but it was very confusing as
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: to why he was sitting next to Hoodah.
• 3:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, I know what the answer is. That's right. They
• 3:14
  Speaker 3: actually don't like each other at all.
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: Pudda and Nick? Yeah, I know. Do you know I'm.
• 3:21
  Speaker 3: Talking about Olandria and Nick? Duh?
• 3:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well the.
• 3:30
  Speaker 3: Fake, fake, fake fake never a match, Okay, go on.
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: Is if you watch the videos of them now out
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: in the real world, it's kind of more believable Nick
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: and Orlandri. I'm kind of like, they are.
• 3:43
  Speaker 3: Where are they? Where they like seven eleven? What are
• 3:45
  Speaker 3: they doing?
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: They have just like blasted through to planet Earth and
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: these people have not been on our planet.
• 3:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they basically had a rebirth.
• 3:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so maybe there's just a kind of try I'm
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: a bond happening right now.
• 4:01
  Speaker 3: It's like an alien abduction, you know, you come back
• 4:04
  Speaker 3: from that and you're just like, where was I No
• 4:06
  Speaker 3: one will believe the stories, but.
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: I also am like, if I were anybody like ama,
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: I just want to watch Amya get her phone back
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: and just see what. But I also think that would
• 4:20
  Speaker 1: be a very boring show or video because it's just
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: going to be like her life Her No, not even
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: just turning your phone on and then fully shutting down
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: and zoning out at a bajillion yeah texts and I
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  Speaker 1: mean like it would just be like a robot shutting
• 4:40
  Speaker 1: down for three hours while you get through your phone.
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  Speaker 3: Right, that's overwhelming.
• 4:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm so curious about that process.
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  Speaker 3: I know. I mean, they've got to know when they
• 4:52
  Speaker 3: leave the villa, if they've made it to the end,
• 4:54
  Speaker 3: you know, when they leave and they open their phone,
• 4:57
  Speaker 3: they're going to have a million followers, right, I mean
• 4:59
  Speaker 3: they know that, right.
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and just text and like so much news has happened.
• 5:05
  Speaker 1: And by the way, you were a big part of
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: cultural news and like newsflash, people will not remember your
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: name any year. I think I'm the only one that
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: remembers last year. Yeah, you are.
• 5:15
  Speaker 3: You're so good at that. I am still blown away
• 5:18
  Speaker 3: how you can grab a name from some last season.
• 5:22
  Speaker 3: We all should to be honest with you, considering how
• 5:24
  Speaker 3: much time we spend on the island with them, But
• 5:27
  Speaker 3: I never keep it with me except for Janay and Leah.
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Serena Gordell, but I still don't. I can't for
• 5:36
  Speaker 1: the life I may think if the Kendall was with
• 5:38
  Speaker 1: oh Kendall.
• 5:40
  Speaker 3: Oh right.
• 5:42
  Speaker 1: I just want to tell current Love Island season seven USA.
• 5:45
  Speaker 1: Live it up now, guys, get all your brand deals now.
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know how long they last, all right, I'm.
• 5:51
  Speaker 3: Sure maybe they last a year, because right now we're
• 5:55
  Speaker 3: seeing Beyond the Villa, right, so we've got all of
• 5:59
  Speaker 3: the people from last year's like the all the last
• 6:04
  Speaker 3: the season six, right, the final players, and they're on
• 6:11
  Speaker 3: Beyond the Villa. And then they also are popping up
• 6:15
  Speaker 3: in commercials.
• 6:17
  Speaker 1: But we really liked them, and I don't know if
• 6:20
  Speaker 1: we really like this cast season seven as much as
• 6:23
  Speaker 1: season six.
• 6:24
  Speaker 3: No we don't, of course we don't. But I'm not
• 6:27
  Speaker 3: gonna mind if Hudda pops up in a Dorito's commercial,
• 6:30
  Speaker 3: She's gonna be in a good mood. She canna have
• 6:32
  Speaker 3: that smile. Should be a different person. Now that aside,
• 6:36
  Speaker 3: I'm with you. Put up wow wow wow wow.
• 6:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I saw a great tweet because I realized that
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: people were kind of knocking Chris for that last episode.
• 6:47
  Speaker 1: I'm not recappy, but I but I saw we.
• 6:51
  Speaker 3: Were speak on it. I know you want. Wow, it's okay.
• 6:54
  Speaker 3: Let me get you hold on, let me get you something.
• 6:57
  Speaker 3: I gotta feed my girl here, welcome.
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: It was on threads, I think it was, and they
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  Speaker 1: were like, it was.
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  Speaker 3: On threads, so I think it was right.
• 7:10
  Speaker 4: If anybody knows threads, poe poee poee ouh and what
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  Speaker 4: you say?
• 7:16
  Speaker 1: It was basically like y'all are confusing doormats for gentlemen.
• 7:20
  Speaker 1: She dumped him and he still offered his hand. She pouted,
• 7:23
  Speaker 1: he walked away. Why does anyone expect him to coddle
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: or she can walk like? It goes on? But I'm like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's not a Chris was not a doormat to hood
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  Speaker 1: up like he put up with it for as long
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: as he could. So I just and that's uh for
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  Speaker 1: Sean sl v Age.
• 7:45
  Speaker 3: Sound the threads trustworthy source. Thank you for that.
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: No, No, that's their opinion, and I agree with it, Like,
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: why does Chris have to be a doormat to hooda
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  Speaker 1: even till the last stretch? Anyway, we don't have to
• 7:59
  Speaker 1: keep going. That's my I want. I would like Christ
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: have a Dourito's commercial, is what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: I would too, he'll have to talk faster, you know,
• 8:07
  Speaker 3: just a little faster and we'll get there. But he's
• 8:12
  Speaker 3: a little sleepy, you know. Also his sisters, right, was
• 8:17
  Speaker 3: it his sisters that were visiting his sister and his
• 8:19
  Speaker 3: mom's mom. Okay, put them in the Dorito's commercial and
• 8:22
  Speaker 3: have them looking around for Hoda because they loved her.
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: Well, I also think they wanted them to make the money, honey,
• 8:31
  Speaker 1: so they had they played the gay.
• 8:33
  Speaker 3: I just cannot wait to find out how much Chris
• 8:36
  Speaker 3: saw before he became the bombshell, Like how much of
• 8:39
  Speaker 3: the Jeremiah situation did he see? That's what I want
• 8:43
  Speaker 3: to know, right, Okay, Well, it's great to have been
• 8:48
  Speaker 3: in the villa all that time. We did a really
• 8:50
  Speaker 3: fun watch party. Thank you to all the Darlings who
• 8:52
  Speaker 3: joined us. We had such a blast. It was two
• 8:55
  Speaker 3: hours of our time with drinks in the private dar
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  Speaker 3: Drama Darling YouTube channel and it was it was awesome.
• 9:02
  Speaker 3: Now let's move on to something else.
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: I got stopping. You said we were moving on. I
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: have other thoughts.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, We've got to talk about Sheena's new book and
• 9:17
  Speaker 3: the how she revealed how Brock cheated on her in
• 9:22
  Speaker 3: twenty twenty when she was pregnant with Summer Mound. You guys,
• 9:29
  Speaker 3: I don't even I still can't handle this information at
• 9:34
  Speaker 3: this point. I'm still in a real tizzy on so
• 9:38
  Speaker 3: many levels. Let me break my opinion down, bounce it
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  Speaker 3: over to you, Emily Darling, Emily at the news desk.
• 9:45
  Speaker 3: Number one. Am I surprised, absolutely not. Never trusted that
• 9:49
  Speaker 3: guy as far as I can throw them, and I
• 9:51
  Speaker 3: can't throw him because he works out a lot number two.
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  Speaker 3: The reason why is because he left an entire family
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  Speaker 3: in Australia to pursue a ridiculous career here in the
• 10:03
  Speaker 3: United States, found a bag of gold, and when I
• 10:07
  Speaker 3: mean gold, I mean good ass gold, hitched his wagon
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  Speaker 3: to her and has been riding her ever since for opportunity.
• 10:14
  Speaker 3: He is the epitome of an opportunist. I've seen right
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: through from the jump, and I feel so bad for
• 10:21
  Speaker 3: Sheena that that happened to begin with. And he's a vagrant,
• 10:27
  Speaker 3: as we call him in the housewives world, a gentleman
• 10:31
  Speaker 3: who comes along who uses a bravolebrity and screws up ultimately,
• 10:37
  Speaker 3: which is what he did. So is it surprising that
• 10:40
  Speaker 3: he cheated on her while she's pregnant. Absolutely not. And thirdly,
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: this happened before Scan of all happened and we watched
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: an entire season. Was Sheena not bringing this up Lalla
• 10:57
  Speaker 3: at the reunion crying over how great eight Brock is.
• 11:03
  Speaker 3: Now she does speak to that, but we'll get there. Emily,
• 11:09
  Speaker 3: what are your thoughts.
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna just take a step back on the
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: Brock thing with she know only because she had pretty
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: uh not. I'm not excusing him. I'm just saying maybe
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: they didn't talk about it because her her postpartum, because
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: she had really bad postpartum, so maybe they didn't get help.
• 11:31
  Speaker 3: What a great guy, that's so helpful.
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: No, but now I'm now I'm realizing some maybe motivations
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: for that postpartum obviously.
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: Oh right, Yeah, I wonder when she found out? Because
• 11:44
  Speaker 3: so can I can I just read a little bit
• 11:47
  Speaker 3: of this article, Emily, and we'll continue with your thoughts,
• 11:50
  Speaker 3: because I just want to also mention that La La
• 11:53
  Speaker 3: Kent did not know about this at the time, and
• 11:56
  Speaker 3: she was literally told I think just recently before, as
• 12:02
  Speaker 3: she said on her podcast, thinks this excerpt came out
• 12:07
  Speaker 3: about her book.
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, so that changes everything.
• 12:12
  Speaker 3: Oh completely it.
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: I mean so when I said that when she was
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: crying about Rock on the reunion, I'm thinking, yeah, she
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: doesn't even know who he is, and here she is,
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: oh yeah, just pumping him up and we're all getting
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: emotional about that. I mean I remember I was like, yeah,
• 12:27
  Speaker 3: what a well, that's really nice. Maybe he's redeeming himself.
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: Obviously not. And so Laala has been very supportive of
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: Sheena and this, and she's applauding her as she moves
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: through promoting her new memoir My Good Side. And I
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: think Sheena has said and she's spoken to why she
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: didn't bring it up at that time. She's saying that
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: she didn't want to make it about her because everybody
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: would say, oh, you're making this about you because of
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: the Ariana and scanned of all stuff. So I don't know.
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: I guess that was happening at the same time she usually.
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: Says into the air. She literally said into the air,
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: why can't this be about me? I think, I mean,
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: let's be real, like, don't be like, oh like she's
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: not it's a little being a martyr. But I think
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: it was more like that's a lot to take on
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: if you're sena with a kid, and you're kind of
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: coming out of this, but you kind of know that
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: you are filming this season because of Scandival. Yes, but
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: it actually would have been perfect to bring it up
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: because it would have been so snowballed over by Scandabal,
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: Like people would not have.
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: Cared about Scandabal.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: Rock and Sina Oh, so shed would have come out
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: with it as a relatable thing and then all of
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: a sudden it would not have mattered. So maybe she
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: wanted to hold on to it until it did.
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, I know I could use it for this,
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: I mean right to use it to her advantage.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I will say, you know, for all these
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: reality people, if Sina has the most to gain financially
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: by telling it in her own book, then good. If
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: she could get a million dollar book deal. I don't
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: know what the book deal was, but if she was
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: able to secure that, because I don't know, the next
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: time she's going to film for Bravo, legit have a contract,
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: good like make make Lemonade. Here, learn a lesson from
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Shannon and make Lemonade.
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: I don't bring me into this. I wasn't there.
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: I'm not part of this timeline, Brock, I have Brack
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: as far as I'm concerned, I want nothing to do
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: with him.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: Protection.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: No, no, Shannon, I just meant, like your taglineakta were
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: you with b.
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: I was the other woman. I'm sorry, Earl. I'm sorry, Earl,
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: Earl imagine like so now, I mean yes, will this
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: sell books?
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: Absolutely? Because I want to know what the timeline was.
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: I want to know when she found out. I want
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: to know what where in the timeline of scandival was
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: this all unfolding? And how is she emotionally able to
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: put her emotions into like going on a retreat and
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: going back to back with Tom Sandoval, you know what
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: I'm saying, Like they were back to be trying to
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: work on their issues.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: They but Shena always had a soft place from Santoval,
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: And now I'm even seeing it more because if this
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: happened in twenty twenty, don't forget that is also when
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Sandoval just sent her five thousand dollars no questions asked,
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: oh remember that right?
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: So two years later that that makes sense he was
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: there for her at a time, and then also she
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: probably was like I forgate, Brock, I'll forgive yes, Well,
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: I just feel bad for her because I don't think
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: she deserves to be with a man like him. And
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: I'm honestly, like kind of surprised she's stuck by him.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: Am I Am I wrong about that?
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: Like, I'm not surprised that senas stuck by him. She's
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: already kind of been through it with dudes and marriage
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: and they have a kid. I know that does change everything.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: And I will say, other than this, which now that
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: we're learning that Lalla didn't know about this, other than this,
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Brock does seem to be, according to everyone, a good
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: dad to that kid, right, And so I can see
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: reasons to figure it out.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: But they could also co parent, you know, and maybe
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: well maybe Sheena's worried that if they do get divorced,
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: he will leave and go to Australia and never come
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: back again like he did with his first family. And
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: I think that's valid. So if she is sticking with him,
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: it's definitely for the sake of her daughter and being
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: worried that he, I mean, he's a literal flight risk
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: to families, to his ways is a flight risk allegedly.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I will be interested
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: to I mean, we're all going to judge it as
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: harshly as possible, and that's that's where what we'll do.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: I just think the day to day of it, it's
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: probably a lot easier to stick it out with him
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: than maybe other people. Like there's no reason for Lala
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: to stick it out with or I'm Randall. There's no
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: reason for Arianna to stick out God. No, there's no
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: reason Laala should stick it out with Randall, even with
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: a kid. And there's really no reason Arianna should have
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: tried to like make it work with stand of all.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: But I can see the reason.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: And Laa shouldn't work it out with Brock either, as
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: as her side daddy, like she doesn't need to work
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: it out with him either.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: He uh, it's so gross. I just can't like, I
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: just I'm sad. I'm sad to hear this news. I
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: can't believe also that he would be so stupid to
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: think that this would never come out. I'm also shocked
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: that it didn't come out until now. This happened in
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: twenty twenty. That's a wow, that's a wow factor.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how do I know.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: How did the the the person who he was with, Like,
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: did they not have been never heard of vander Pump
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: rules and not known that what they could have gotten
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: out of this, like they could have blackmailed anybody.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, but what would they What could they have
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: actually had out of it?
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Money for keeping their mouths shut? You know?
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Oh that's true.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: They could have sold their story to TMZ anybody.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: So, but I don't know how much money that exclusive is,
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Like Brock and Sheena,
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: maybe after they saw that it's.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Such do so disrespectful because at that time, I guess
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: maybe after they watched the Fireworks of Scanda all, yeah,
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: they could have got They could have probably really been like,
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: by the way, I've got a story to sell you too.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know, it would have been pretty good. If
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: this happened in the middle of that season. I honestly
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: think that we would have all lost our ever loving minds.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Maybe Sheena did it as a favor to us, because
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: that would have been way too much to take on.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: But do you.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Think at the end of the day after Ariana, the
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: way Ariana was held up high, you know, like the
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: second Coming and just put anywhere and everywhere and celebrated
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: that she and is like I could have been the
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: post of Love Island. You know, like if she could
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: have just gotten her story out first, you cannot tell
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: me she's not thinking that. Like if I would have
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: come out first and left him and said he cheated
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: on me while I was pregnant, she could have been
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: host to Love Island.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: There's no way on God's green earth Shina was ever
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: gonna get Love Island. She may may have booked Dancing
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: with the Stars, but not if Arianna was available after
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: a sand of aal scandival.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Okay, if she had done it before Scandival, she could
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: have a percentage of Dancing with the Stars eighty percent.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: She would have gotten that.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put it at thirty two.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Tom and arioland came up with We don't really like.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: We came up with Shena too. Oh but Brock doesn't matter, No, no, no,
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: you're right. There's a big difference, right, Well, we would
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: that's what happened.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: With Katie and Schwartz, and you know she is up. Yeah, yeah,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: it's just something about like a lot of factors went
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: into that time. Mariana.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: By the way, remember those rumors about Brock getting with
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Rachel Rachel. Well, mm hmm. I was like, that's ridiculous.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: You guys are going cuckoo. Come on, and now egg
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: on my face? Could be true?
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I I always thought it could be true because
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: they kind of made us think that Sena and Brock
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: kind of put it out there that they were an
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: open marriage and that they shared a bed with Rachel.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: So I could see something going down that was without
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: of like an out of bounds of their understanding.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, So his excuse was he was worried about
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: being a parent again. Yeah, sure, yeah.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I mean I don't know, don't I don't have a
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: lot of space for Brock. You get one family, and
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: if you fuck that up on the second family, I'm like, buddy.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, it's such a funny excuse to me. I
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: mean that he has landed on something that can excuse
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: it for him. Oh, I was just scared about having
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: another family in another country. So I fulk someone else,
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: what are you gonna do? Oops?
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: And I have no problem with the divorce whatever whatever.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: It's more about him deserting the other family.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, no, that has nothing across the world. Agreed, absolutely,
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: there should have been a divorce. There was there was
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: spousal abuse, there was domestic violence in that marriage. He
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: even owned up to that. Yeah, totally, that's what Lala
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: was calling him on and all this stuff. And you know,
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: so he's trying to be this changed man over here
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: with citizenship now that he married Sheena.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: And she was paying for the child support of the
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: other family.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Exactly. She has been taken advantage of time and time again.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: And I hope that she divorces this piece of shit
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: person and he goes back to Australia and we never
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: hear from him again, and Sheena can host aftersn.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: No, I will watch it then either she has been
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: taken advantage of Tom and Tom again.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: That's so funny. Wow, I just I mean this whole
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: thing now. Will we buy her book? Absolutely? I would
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: love to support Sheena. I don't care how she got
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: this news out there. I'm fine with it. Do what
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: you gotta do, girl, do what.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: You listen to a six hour Shena audio book?
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Oh absolutely, let me. Well, you'll take it in doses. Also,
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: speed it up, you know, I mean, And then I
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: was brock. Everybody let it go.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: At Brockah.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Great, I can't wait for that. It's gonna be good anyway, What.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Did Angela say that she should get Britney to read
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: her book Britney spears.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Really I missed it. The Darling thread is popping and
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: I am in my own way. I just my parents
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: are in town. Yeah night, you got it here. My
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: husband is working. It is a lot to take on.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: It's a lot. And then we don't give up on
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: that link thread and there's a lot of them. We
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: were just consoling, peppering each other with facts, goss and.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Clips, facts gossip clips, our new spinoff podcast. Ye. Well,
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you saw this, but britt Edie
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: left the Real Housewives of Atlanta by left, I mean,
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: and she's gone her time, her journey has come to
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: an end. She's decided.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, that must have been powerful. It was really
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I saw that came out like today, right, yes, a
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: month after the lawsuit dropped, right, okay, just wanted to
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: get my timeline.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: Sure, exactly. And the reunion, which I just did the
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: recap with Jamie. But the reunion was just a bleak
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: left couch stage right couch was an empty nest. My
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: friends and I mean everybody was missing from over there.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: So they're like watch Cindia. Here is Cynthia here, So
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: they brought her out like, oh wow, five hours earlier,
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: you know, I mean they're like Cynthia. She was like
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: a seat warmer, you know, like at the Oscars. I
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: felt bad, but thank God because they weren't moving people
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: over from stage left couch to stage right couch. They
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: were just keeping them all there.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Probably because they all had their lighting. They'd lit them.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Lit it and quit it and grit it. Brit it
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: didn't show up it. Oh my gosh. Well, The Real
• 26:45
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• 26:50
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• 26:55
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• 27:03
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• 27:33
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• 27:35
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• 27:43
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• 27:54
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, I think that's great. Yeah yeah, I was surprised.
• 29:02
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  Speaker 3: now with Emily Dereesis. Emily, this week's episode was really good.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: I thought, Yeah, I mean, as much as I hated, hated,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: hated these charter guests, they added a level of tension
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: that I think the show needed.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, we need the guests to be trash talked by
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: the crew any chance they get, be it in confessionals,
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: be it behind the bar, be it in the laundry room,
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: just in passing and Fraser just we'd like to hear
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: it from him. Absolutely, leave, don't ever come back. You're disgusting.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: I can't deal with you anymore. Absolutely, no decorum. I
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: mean he was he was great. He was in perfect
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Frasier form, right.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, well, I mean he pulled off the impossible. If
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: he really did pull that off, and the timeframe we
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: saw that is remarkable.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: I was like, did they add an extra day on
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: in order to get to that? Because it went from.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Where it was free planned? Like did they put that in?
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Did they? Did they say we're going to try to
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: do this during your charter and they actually were working
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: on it for like a month.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: And then that they just showed up with it already done.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah like that what?
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: What came together wasn't that nuts. It's just the time
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: frame to order staging and having lighting staging, all that
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: set up, and the performers and the you know, all
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: the yeah, the dancers. Like that's like some thing I
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: would think you would book. You would need at least like.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: Two weeks, right, it has to be so yeah, you know,
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: because it takes together fast. Because even when they looked
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: at the preference sheet and they requested this little festival
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: for these a holes douchebags. I love douchebag charter guest.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: I mean, it really does take it to the next level.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: But uh yeah, there wasn't enough time even from the
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: preference sheet meeting to when it was executed for them
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: to have done that. I don't know how they would
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: have done it.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it had to be there had to be some
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: work in advance, like just like if you ever had
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: to like order like a pipe and drape for an
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: event like it it takes some times a week, like
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: other people are renting the same things like, and there
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: had to be insurance like okay, now I'm full now
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: fully organized that ahead of time, and.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Then they got that party planner to be like, oh,
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: well this is where it will happen and people are
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: just late. Then I could gehead a little heavy hand
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: with producing and then him going out to the guests
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: and they're like, how is it, you've but we're boking
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: great drunk, and then he's like it's coming together. We
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: are running a little behind schedule, but there's plenty of fast.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: I think that it's just like everyone's being housed and
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: you know they're backstage, they're on cue, ready to go
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: at any time. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah. I think
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: we figured out that.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Because they probably probably talked with the marina there. This
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: was prepped and I guess, well, although he's getting a
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: lot of credit for it, I'm sure he did something,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: but I think there was other things at work here.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: Absolutely absolutely. Now we saw in the I guess season teaser,
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: the trailer teaser that what do we call it the Treeser.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, the mid season whatever it is that they
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: are like, oh, you think you've seen it all, but
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: you wait.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: Hold on to your hats. We see that like Kyle,
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: this charter guest takes off her top at the beach
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: and she gets in the Wolta and then Kyle is
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: in there, and then it's like Captain Carry is all
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: of a sudden being like that can't happen in moy Watch. No,
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: absolutely not. And then we see that something happened between
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: the charter guest and Kyle. Now I'm looking here on
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: us Weekly for this article, and because we kind of.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Got a little of this right before the season started.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: We got a headline or two about.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: This, right and now they're showing more footage of this
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: alleged hookup with a married guest before Captain Carrie investigated
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: the scandal. So, like we said the mid season trailer
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: on Monday, just the other day, Kyle was seen getting
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: cozy with a woman on a future charter and rumors
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: about their connection reached the captain after a visit to
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: a nude beach. So the crew, this is what Carrie
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: told Kyle. So the crew are staying. So the crew
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: are saying, you banged a charter guest, and Kyle responded,
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: I have said things that suggest something did happen. And
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: then another clip showed that Kyle was bragging to his
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: coworkers that he eft her in the sea before producers
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: asked if it was a joke, and and we saw
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: that with him being like, oh, I don't know.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: A joke.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: So you can't really get a handle on what he
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: is saying. And then Carrie is saying that if he's responsible,
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: he has to leave the vessel. Right mm hmm, he says.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Captain Carrey says, there was an investigation done. I'm not
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: too sure how much of it will be shown. But
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: I did a thorough investigation before I made my decision.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: While teasing whether and then he was teasing whether Kyle
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: was fired for the situation. So we they are teasing this,
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: we'll see what happens.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Well, then I'm gonna say he's not fired.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I think he's just probably joking. Why
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: would they make this big deal?
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Is this the same guess that is like rip shit drunk.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: Also, I'm just want a good point. It looks like it,
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: it looks like it. It could be another brunette. I
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, I gotta say, like, if I am below tech,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: I think I would have had to fire Kyle only
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: because whatever went down, if she's as drunk as that
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: they are making her seem on that teaser, like, I
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: don't know if even she would be okay with him
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: joking like that. And I don't know if I would
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: be want to be liable right for that.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Right, but I don't know, my jewel be Psyfey, she's
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: no safe.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, when she whoever the person was that jumped
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: off the boat wasted, I was like she could drown.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: I know that actually that woman didn't look like the
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: woman that took her top off, but then the woman
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: that was yelling in the hallway did. So I don't know.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: Is there more than one absolutely obliterated tried her guest?
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Very possible. Yeah, there was a gal that was like
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: being held back with her drunk fury.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: That was the one that jumped in the water.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: It was okay, then it's gotta be all the same lady.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. But anyway, like she's out of
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: her mind. So whatever Kyle did or didn't do, if
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: it's that same person, she doesn't know what went down.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: And maybe, I mean, this is just based on the teaser,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: would probably have a case to say, like I was
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: taken advantage of.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: You're right, psyche teeth, right, yeah, all right, let's talk
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: a little bit about the actual episode. I was happy
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: that these douchebags gave them at least a decent tip,
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: a two thousand dollars tip. Yeah, and you know who
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: should get it all Rainbow Rainbow. Poor little Rainbow had
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: to breathe into a paperbag again at the end of
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: this episode.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Poor Rainbow, I know, I know, she's trying so hard
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: to assimilate with the Earthlings, and it's not connecting.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: Ela. I didn't like how you say working. I mean
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: she is up against like the worst team of people.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Like they are just cuddling and thrippling in bed every
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: chance they get, they're sneaking off.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, it is so bad. And anytime Rainbow is like, okay,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna mimic this behavior, it comes on way strong.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Like when she like weirdly like touches or hugs them,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: They're like, whoa, what is right? Please stop?
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: They don't know how to take it.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: I know, because Rainbow doesn't know what she's just mimicking
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: these behaviors.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: I he's just trying to be cool, you know. I know.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: And she actually is very good at her job.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: Oh she's excellent until she has to hyperventilate because no
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: one's helping her. And I did think it was interesting
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: how she said she was like always like monkeying around
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: and like such a goof off and a troublemaker when
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: she was younger, and she's trying to make up for
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: it when she's older. I thought that was a really
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: interesting story.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: That's it's because it's not real. This has been I
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: guarantee you she was always this way. I see her
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: way of like letting loose was like I didn't pick
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: up the paper clip when it fell for I'm gonna
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: say like a minute, you know, like I think she was.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: Always like around, monkeying around. I don't know why I
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: use that term, but I love that term. It's monkeying around.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: But you know, you know it was acting up. And
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: her childhood was Slaine and she was like, I eat
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: the chips. They said, don't need all these chips. I
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: eat that. That's a bag. I said, Oh, I like
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: to say yes to those things. You say no, La
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: La Champagne, Fawn Champagne. She again was just the stereotypical
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: French person in this episode.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the only picture of her childhood is at
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: the Eiffel Tower, right.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: I don't think that she's really French. I think she's pretending.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: I think we've covered that. So this definitely solidified that.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: And how about Kyle pulling jess aside and being like, oh,
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: Jesson's been sneaking cases with my snaking cash.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: He's Scottish, he's not Cockney.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: I can't do it. Okay, you do it, do it?
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Do it? I can't. I absolutely can't do a Scottish accent.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: It's like I can't even try. It's it's like it's
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: like this, It's like, oh, she was all fing sol toys,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: get hang first skate.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: It's even more because it's like Ian from Yeah that
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: was I.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Was trying to be more cockny than you. Yeah, but no,
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: he was totally pulled Jess for a chat to be
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: like yo, so legs up and soul ties trying to
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: make a connection with me. So I just want to
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: tell you to night before the recoupling. Right.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: She was shocked, definitely, and then I like that, you know,
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: any the first chance she got when they were all
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: in the same room, She's like, Barbara's cute and Selene's
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: like wait what Oh.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: It was awesome. I didn't believe it would play out
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: that easy. I know Jess is also trying to be
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: like cool, and I I thought like she didn't give
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: us any She didn't give Kyle anything, which I thought
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: was impressive. Yeah.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: She was like, yeah, sure, that's right, that's what I thought,
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: Daniel that you know, it's all good. It's like I'll
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: just do whatever I want with anyone and whenever I want.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: So it's like I don't have anything with her anyways.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: It's like she's like, move on, So yeah.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: She Barbara. She and Barbara have opposite takes on it
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: because Barbara is like, I want to protect Jess because
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: she's going to get her because it's a straight girl, right,
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: And Jess is like, I don't want to actually get
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: with Barbara because that don't have to be real because yeah,
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Barbara's a lesbian and then I'll have to actually be
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: into that.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, yes, you're so right. It is a really
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: funny grouping of people and the dynamics and then Barbara
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: going up to Kyle and being like, are you interested
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: in anybody because you have an O I'm sorry, not
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: Kyle Hugo being like, you have an open relationship. So
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: who were looking at?
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: I just say, where's Slane getting the tile on her
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: work with Rainbows? Where she's getting that time time?
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's getting the time. It's being stripped from her
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: work schedule.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Yes, these are the hours she makes out with Hugo.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: This is when she hooks up with Kyle, so she's
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: out of the dinner shift. I'm sorry, Rainbow, you're gonna
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: have to do all the beds and serving tonight.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: Beds and heads, beds and heads, beds and heads, nineties
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: and Daisies, mornings and nightsies, Nansies, Oh my god. And
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: when Rainbow I love when she was asking Selaine, she
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: was like, what dishes do you not like to wash
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: the most?
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: What do you like the least? What dish do you
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: like to wash the least?
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: What do you mean I don't understand? Yeah, And then
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: she was like, then she says it the same but louder.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: And that's all exactly who Rainbow is. And I'm like,
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: I'll be in the other room.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: I know, like, girl, just you're on your own with
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: this one.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: But then I did think about it. I don't know,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: do you have a least favorite dish?
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: To thought, it was a great question. I'm going to
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: be real with you. I mean, the fact that she
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: couldn't get through to Selaine and the way that she
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: was trying to communicate with her was hilarious. But I
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: love the question and I wanted to want yeah, because
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: I wanted to know what her motivation was behind it.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: If it was if there's a dish that you hate
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: to wash, let me know I will have your back
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: on that, or was it casual conversation about like, because
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: I could also see it being casual conversation because these
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: are the types of conversations that Rainbow has. This is
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: where she's having fun. What's your favorite what's your least
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: favorite dish to wash? Let's talk and connect, you know. Yes, yeah,
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: I'm going here for it or I'll do it, So
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: it could be either, so I'm going to get into it.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: I am a calendar. I'm going to go with a calender,
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: which is now why I immediately after I drain the noodles,
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: I will put them back in the pot with a
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: little oil, and then I will immediately clean that calendar
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: before the like the noodle stuff sticks to the calendar,
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: or I will rinse it really quickly and then I
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: will put it in the dish washer and I won't
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: fox with it. You know. So there's that. I don't
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: like washing the kitchen scissors because you can't put them
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: in the dishwasher because they will rust. So you have
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: to hand wash the kitchen scissors and you use them
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: so much, so that just gets annoying because they.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Will rust on a dish.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, well you got two from me, and I could
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: go on. I mean I could go.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: On like that's I'm I don't. I don't like to
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: wash my hammer because it's heavy, Like that's a scissors
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: is a tool.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, I got you, So I'm gonna stick with the
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: fucking calender boss.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, got to not to you don't get.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: Too fine, gosh. Okay, colander is mine. And while you're thinking,
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: while you're telling yours, I might think of another dish Okay, go.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say any narrow glassware, like anything that's
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: like a tall cylinder glass because it's hard to get
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: to the bottom to clean.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: Do you have a dishwasher or do everything by hand?
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: Oh? No, I have a dishwasher. I'm just saying, what
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: do you think this is?
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know why? Why are you worrying about the glass?
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: So why are you getting in there?
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Because sometimes there's too tall and it doesn't get all
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: the way. Some there's occasionally it won't get all the
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: if you get those tall narrow which I.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: Will pane glass.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: No, it's like those tall thin cylinder glasses like maybe
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: twelve ounce.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: Are you are you talking about the cleaning your test
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: tubes and will?
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I am. Why do you guys make fun of
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: me for my science.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: We're talking about dishes, not test tubes.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: And the problem is, I'm right, guys.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: It's a tula, and right would would I be? Would
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: it be easier if I was if I was like
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: less attractive? So hoa? They were like, did you just
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: say your own name? No, what are you talking about?
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: Did you I swear you just said your own name?
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: Do you not know what we were talking about?
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Wait?
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: So a glass got you and it won't get clean
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: in the dishwasher.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: I'm speaking of a very specific type of glass where
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: I grew up with. It was like our nice glasses
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: for company, and they were so narrow and they were tall.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: So even if you put them in a dishwasher, you
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: take them out and you can still see like the
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: bottom wasn't totally I got.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: That's tough.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Then you'd have to clean it, clean it. That's it,
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: That's all I got.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: I mean, like, then you're gonna have to get like
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: one of those little sponges that is specific for like
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: a like a hummingbird feeder cleaner.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Well, or you take your dishwand that you reverse it
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: and put it like a cloth on the end of
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: it and get it.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Now you're talking. I thought of something else. Okay, a blender.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: I am not a fan. You have to deal with
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: that immediately. Immediately, you got to deal with your blender
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: because you got all that fruit, you got all that yogurt,
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: you got that protein way going on. It is nuts
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: how quickly I just it's a lot.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we've look at us. We've come back together. See,
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Rainbow was really trying to unite the ship. And I
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: could talk about it is the wrong.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: Crew and she does. I could talk about this minutia
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: all day long, but I digress. Let's talk about how
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: Rainbow explains that you need to fold the laundry after
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: you take it out of the dryer.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Of course you do. I mean like if you're like,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I'm it's fine if it's like your T shirt at home,
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: but like, yes, it's all gonna get wrinkled.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: It's you've got to do that immediately.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: I get so mad if I if I leave stuff
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: in the dryer and I forget about it. Oh am
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: I steaming my steaming mad.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, like so Lang is definitely needed on this
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: for entertainment value. But yes, yes, man is. I would
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: just never want to work with her in any capacity.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: I know she would you work with her if she
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: was on Love Island? I mean, if she was on
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: Love I would you be friends with her? I know
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: she was on Love Island.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: I think I would. She is a good time, like,
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: she is really fun and she is very unique in it.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: And funny, like I love how Fraser was like, well
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: what do you think about this? And she was like,
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: I did not ask permission. I don't know what you're
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: talking about. Then she's very slick. It was funny.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not hoping that she gets fired, but I'm
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: pretty sure she will.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: But didn't he Oh well, what did Captain Carrie say
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: at this point?
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: About?
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: Like I could have sworn? He was like, we're not
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: going to find anybody's falling a season. I was like,
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: you're barely at mid season, buddy, you can fire everybody
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: if you want to.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: You know it is. I think everything's going pretty well
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: because Rainbow is picking up the slack.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: So poor Rainbow.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you know, Fraser should Fraser should give
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: her two days off, Give Rainbow a day off and
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: see what happens.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: Well, they are going to get two days off now.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: But I mean with everybody on like give Rainbow a
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: day off so he can see how everybody carries the
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: actual workload without her in it.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, the ship will sink.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Like have her go on the day trip with the
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: charter guest and see what happens on the boat.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't think she'll be able to relax.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Villa. They are calling it a villa. They rented a
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: villa for two days, and I was like, this should
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: happen on every below deck, every like the Girl's Trip
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: on Housewives is so it's such a point of the Housewives, Like, yeah,
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: it would be very cool to see these people go.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: For two days little cast trip.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's there are several seasons a below deck that
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: would have definitely been improved by something like that.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: That's a great idea. I love that idea. Never thought
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: of it taking it to that level. But you're right.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, it is unprecedented that they're going to be
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: off the boat for two full days and sleeping in
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: a villa together. Yes, is that the Love Island effect?
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: It could be, but I hope it's more the Housewives effect,
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: because like they've the Girl's Trip is that you know,
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: now they do two a season because so much can
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: happen in that like bubble, so right, I think it's
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: really good.
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I do want to say lastly
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: that Hugo being the new boswain is just a delight.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: And I felt so comfortable going under the Saint David
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: Bridge or going through the opening of the Saint David
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: Bridge with him in charge. It just made me realize
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: how much Choo or Ciao SiO Kyo Kyo Kyo was
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: so bad at his job, because I remember I was
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: having like PTSD when he was in charge. I felt
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: so scared and worried because I was channeling Captain Carrie's
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: energy and I could feel how stressful the situation it was.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: It is a narrow opening, and I was like, this
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: is like butter Hugo. He's relaxed, he knows what's up,
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: He's going place to place, he knows the importance of everything,
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: and he he has a sense of urgency about him.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: And Captain Carrie was like excellent igs whack excellent, whack
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: whick is excellent.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: And also over the whole deck crew is chill because
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: they were all like freaking out about Kyo, and Kyo
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: was like a ratney cage, like he was like like
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: the whole time, Yes, yeah, you're right, And he didn't
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: even want to like really drink our party. He was
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: so focused on doing a good job, but he was
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: terrible at this specific boat he was.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: He was, well, I hope Leslie's okay. Hopefully she's checking
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: into rehab after admitting to the world she can drink
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: four bottles of prosecco sod was that Leslie?
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Who was Don? Which one was?
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: She was the primary Don? I don't know.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Don was the blonde. That Don was the blonde wreck
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Geez and Jason, her husband, who was just like, well,
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: we're up here, old lowe whore's the surface.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: And she's like this me bite they took meny vegeted.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: Me, Like that's disturbing.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: At one point, there's a wide shot and her legs
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: were in opposite she was sitting down, her legs were
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: in opposite directions, and like her shins were on the ground,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: her feet were rolled under. It was like she had
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: muppet legs. She's like when they do a wint shot
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: her kermit and his legs were at like dirt. She
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: was so drunk she had muppet legs.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: Muppet legs is my favorite thing. My god, that's so funny.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she didn't feel a thing. Next morning she's like,
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: I feel great, A good stretching. Oh man, yeah, prosecco
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: does it to me. I could twist suger pretzel. Oh
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: my gosh, that's hilarious. All right, Well, thanks for joining us,
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: Thanks for joining us, for saving dish and below deck
• 58:14
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• 58:18
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• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Bye,