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Hour 1 - Putting the Boob in Boob Tube · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Release the Kraken.
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  Speaker 2: It's our number one, our one of the Bean Malor Show,
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  Speaker 2: and a happy hump Day to you. It is Wednesday,
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  Speaker 2: August nineteenth. Now Scott in Northern Kentucky says this podcast
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  Speaker 2: a must listen. He says here in hour number one,
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  Speaker 2: Mark Walter, that's the owner attempting to end end the
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  Speaker 2: Dodgers and Lakers record breaking TV contracts early for a massive,
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  Speaker 2: massive cartoon check payment. Now it didn't work out. How
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  Speaker 2: do you size this up?
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  Speaker 1: Though?
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  Speaker 2: How do you size up the latest revelation from ownership Nation? Now,
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  Speaker 2: speaking of the Dodgers, do you feel bad for Dodger
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  Speaker 2: outfealer Kyle Tucker after he is getting trolled for crying
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  Speaker 2: during a game on the bench, a little tear in
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  Speaker 2: his eye. And he's been absolutely horrific this year for LA. Also,
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  Speaker 2: what was Mariner's star Julio Rodriguez thinking when, while losing
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  Speaker 2: twenty to nothing, he tossed the second out of an
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  Speaker 2: inning against the Brewers into the bleachers. And we'll just
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  Speaker 2: look at the wide angle lens on Jay Rod who
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  Speaker 2: has one of these forever contracts. He certainly doesn't look
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  Speaker 2: like a forever player at this point. I'll talk you
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  Speaker 2: about all that and more. Right now, it's your second
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  Speaker 2: bite of the apple, and it's here in our number one.
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  Speaker 1: Putting the boob in boob tube.
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  Speaker 2: If you will welcome in the beginning of another night
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  Speaker 2: of the Ben Mahlor Show.
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  Speaker 2: but we are back at it, and oh what a
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  Speaker 2: the full red eye flight. We'll get to all that
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  Speaker 2: coming up a little bit later. What we have to
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  Speaker 2: look forward to in the meantime. Our lead story, the
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  Speaker 2: plot thickens in the MLB dynasty, and the Dodgers on
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  Speaker 2: the field beat the Colorado Rockies. The real story, though,
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  Speaker 2: is off the field, So our lead is in la
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  Speaker 2: and report bouncing around the pinball machine here just how
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  Speaker 2: bad things are going for the embattled owner of the Dodgers,
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  Speaker 2: this guy Mark Walter. Now we've been following and chronicling
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  Speaker 2: his situation of late, the Dodgers owner. We are told
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  Speaker 2: now because according to a report in one of the
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  Speaker 2: trade papers speculating that Mark Walter, the Dodger owner, approached
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  Speaker 2: Charter Communications, the parent company involved in the cable deal
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  Speaker 2: that they have which everyone bitches about, all the loser fans.
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  Speaker 2: Oh it's not fair, boo losers.
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  Speaker 1: H you know who you are.
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  Speaker 2: I'm embarrassed for you. It's okay, you don't have to
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  Speaker 2: be I'm embarrassed for you. So the people that we
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  Speaker 2: complain about the TV contract. Well, the Dodgers owner, if
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  Speaker 2: you believe this report, went to the cable company and said, listen,
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  Speaker 2: let's get let's get you out of this. Let's end
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  Speaker 2: the TV contract. Not only for the Dodgers. He owned
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  Speaker 2: the Lakers, so let's get rid of the Laker contract
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  Speaker 2: as well. Let's get rid of all the local TV
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  Speaker 2: deals and take the large lump sum payment right now.
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  Speaker 2: Just pay out the deal, the buy now deal, and
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  Speaker 2: pay up front and then you'll be done. And that's
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  Speaker 2: it and see you later. So, if you didn't see this,
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  Speaker 2: perhaps not. It's a fascinating, fascinating part of the story.
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  Speaker 2: We think about the big money involved, and that is
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  Speaker 2: supposed to be the secret sauce for the Dodgers. That's
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  Speaker 2: what you all say, right, y'all tell me that, oh
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  Speaker 2: it's not fair and all that stuff. Okay, Now, the
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  Speaker 2: most striking part when you get down into the nitty
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  Speaker 2: gritty here the TV contract, it is a twenty five year,
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  Speaker 2: this generation twenty five year, eight point three five.
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  Speaker 1: Billion with a B like man billion.
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  Speaker 2: It averages that Dodgers get it's like three hundred and
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  Speaker 2: thirty four million dollars a year Cha Ching Chow Jing
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  Speaker 2: Chow jan from TV. All Right, that's one of the
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  Speaker 2: richest and most valuable media deals in the world, not
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  Speaker 2: just in America but in the world. It's insane the
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  Speaker 2: amount of money. That's like Premier League soccer type money.
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  Speaker 2: And it's just for the La Dodgers here. So, now,
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  Speaker 2: Mark Walter, the reason he was supposedly looking and snooping
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  Speaker 2: around trying to do this, he was willing to trade
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  Speaker 2: away years and many years of that long term contract
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  Speaker 2: because he needs the cash.
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  Speaker 1: Now he's got a little problem. It's kind of a
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  Speaker 1: big problem.
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  Speaker 2: It's a pretty massive situation that he's facing right now.
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  Speaker 2: The proposed agreement did include the Lakers, so it would
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  Speaker 2: have screwed the Lakers over also meaning that essentially Mark Walter,
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  Speaker 2: to put it in Layman's terms, that he explored liquidity
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  Speaker 2: from multiple assets that at the time he owned. Now
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  Speaker 2: technically he still owns the Lakers. The sale is not official,
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  Speaker 2: official official. He wasn't selling equity in the teams. He
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  Speaker 2: was getting out of the TV deals, which doesn't seem
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  Speaker 2: like a great idea if you know, if you had
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  Speaker 2: television's not doing that great. I don't know if you
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  Speaker 2: know about that, all right, So that is a good
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  Speaker 2: jumping off point. Let us discuss the question for the
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  Speaker 2: esteem panel, which you're part of. So the question is
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  Speaker 2: Mark Walter attempting to end to hit the kill switch
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  Speaker 2: on the Dodgers and the Lakers record cable TV deals,
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  Speaker 2: get out of those deals early for a massive cartoon
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  Speaker 2: check payment. How do you size this one up? So
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  Speaker 2: let's check out the tail of the tape here. So
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  Speaker 2: I've got plinkoh, surf and turf and seasonal allergies, and
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  Speaker 2: we will combine all of these things together and we
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  Speaker 2: are going to have a meat ball HOGI, a delicious
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  Speaker 2: meatball HOGI with the cheese on top.
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  Speaker 1: There. It's gonna be absolutely great.
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  Speaker 2: So a oh, this is absolutely you talk about the
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  Speaker 2: Dodgers trying to get out of a TV contract, which
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  Speaker 2: is mana from heaven like this is completely perfectly normal
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  Speaker 2: activity unless it's not.
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  Speaker 1: Unless it's not here.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing to see move along, nothing to see here, And
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  Speaker 2: Mark Walter was ready to load up the pickup truck
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  Speaker 2: to put the Dodgers cash cow the blue cow.
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  Speaker 1: Move move to.
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  Speaker 2: Put the blue cow in the back of the truck
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  Speaker 2: and go directly to the slaughterhouse. To take that cow
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  Speaker 2: to the slaughterhouse. Chop, chop, chop, cut up the cow.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone eats meat, just like that trading Tomorrow's gold and
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  Speaker 2: it's a ton of goal.
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  Speaker 1: It's gold mine.
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  Speaker 2: Really, what it is for an immediate payout from speedy cash.
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  Speaker 2: He wanted the speedy cash option. I know the interest
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  Speaker 2: rates aren't great, but he wanted the speedy cash thing.
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  Speaker 2: So the cable company said, sure, why not, but we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna give you a clearance type situation so we know
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  Speaker 2: you need the money.
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  Speaker 1: We're not dumb. We might not be that smart, but
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  Speaker 1: we're not dumb.
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  Speaker 2: And so pennies on the dollar and the math didn't
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  Speaker 2: work out, and so or go, the deal obviously did
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  Speaker 2: not happen. So they were like, well, why wouldn't he
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  Speaker 2: pay retail when the billionaire needs the money like three
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  Speaker 2: days ago, and so it's it's interesting now. Meanwhile, the
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  Speaker 2: whole reason this is happening is because while the cow
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  Speaker 2: was being driven to the slaughterhouse and they had to
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  Speaker 2: turn around. At the slaughterhouse was Uncle Sam with a
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  Speaker 2: butcher knife and a machete and a carving knife and
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  Speaker 2: they were just gonna chop that bad cow that just
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  Speaker 2: chop it up, getting get hold pieces. And so this
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  Speaker 2: is like a it's say a special episode of The
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  Speaker 2: Price Is Right and Mark Walter, come on down, Mark Walter. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: play Plinko. Oh everyone loves Plinko. Play Planko. And you
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  Speaker 2: can do this with your own sports empire.
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  Speaker 1: Just like that. You spin the big wheel round and around,
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  Speaker 1: big money, big money.
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  Speaker 2: Stop and you pray that that wheel does not stop
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  Speaker 2: on federal trouble, because right now you're in federal trouble
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  Speaker 2: because the Showcase showdown.
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  Speaker 1: If you do get there, that could mean you win.
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  Speaker 2: An all expense paid trip, a tropical vacation, all bills paid,
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  Speaker 2: room and board at the Palm Tree Penitentiary in Florida. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: sounds like fun, don't know. Okay, So when you're willing
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  Speaker 2: to think about it, when you're willing to butcher the
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  Speaker 2: Golden Blue heifer, a three hundred and thirty four million
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  Speaker 2: dollars a year heifer, today you're negotiating the only asset
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  Speaker 2: you have left. This is a I don't think people
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  Speaker 2: realize how crazy this story is. Like there is a
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  Speaker 2: scenario in the multiverse where the guy that owns the
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  Speaker 2: Dodgers goes to jail like it's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: It's if he can't.
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  Speaker 2: Pay back the Feds, as I understand it from what
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  Speaker 2: I've read, then there's a scenario where he does not
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  Speaker 2: Granted it's rich people jail where they have delicious paninea
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  Speaker 2: and things like that, but you're still going to jail.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can cut tomatoes up and do all that
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  Speaker 2: in the kitchen and you know it's not like hard jail,
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  Speaker 2: but you're still going to jail. It's crazy, crazy, crazy crazy.
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  Speaker 2: So that's why. And you know that it's that desperate.
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  Speaker 2: If you're willing to buy the Lakers and sell them
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  Speaker 2: after less than a year, and even more than that,
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  Speaker 2: the golden Cow, the goose, whatever you want to call it,
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  Speaker 2: you're willing to get rid of, that's crazy crazy. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 2: to the Tucker Clucker, say that very.
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  Speaker 1: Slowly for those of you that listen closely and are
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  Speaker 1: very ligitious.
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  Speaker 2: The Tucker Clucker, Well, he did have a double. That
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  Speaker 2: would be Kyle Tucker.
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  Speaker 1: Way, he had a double.
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  Speaker 3: He's back, eh.
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  Speaker 2: No, Kyle Tucker has been so bad this season? How
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  Speaker 2: bad has he been? Thanks for yelling? He has been
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  Speaker 2: so bad this season that he was recently seen wiping
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  Speaker 2: a tear from his eye in the Dodger Doug It's
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  Speaker 2: a SOB story. It's a SOB story. For Kyle Tucker.
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  Speaker 2: The struggle has continued. He gave a quote this week.
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  Speaker 2: He said, quote, I feel like I've tried just about everything,
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  Speaker 2: and every time I feel like I'm turning a corner,
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  Speaker 2: I get hit with a roadblock.
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  Speaker 1: Close quote.
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  Speaker 2: Now, of course there's always the jocksniffers, the fanboys. I
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  Speaker 2: love when they entered the chat. So the fanboys have
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  Speaker 2: entered the chat and they got their nose out. They're
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  Speaker 2: sniffing that nice dirty jockstrap, and they're like, it's not fair,
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  Speaker 2: you know. The the amateur psychologist crowd are like, well,
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  Speaker 2: it's unfortunate.
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  Speaker 1: Tucker shouldn't be criticized. He should be supportian. He should
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  Speaker 1: be supportian because he cares. He cares.
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  Speaker 2: He was crying always under a massive amount of pressure.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, the usual nonsense. So the question do
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  Speaker 1: you feel bad for the in.
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  Speaker 2: Battled Dodgers outfielder Kyle Tucker that he's being trolled and
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  Speaker 2: roasted over an open social media platform of your choice?
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  Speaker 2: Do you feel bad? And I have three words boo
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  Speaker 2: freaking who. That's what I have. I wrote that on
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  Speaker 2: my scorecard. Boo freaking who for Kyle Tucker. Oh man,
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  Speaker 2: you're so mean mailer, You're so mean. Come on, So
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  Speaker 2: this just in millionaire athletes criticized the nation mourns well,
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  Speaker 2: some people in the nation. I was taught by my professor,
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  Speaker 2: Professor Tom Hanks, that he taught me there's no crying
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  Speaker 2: in baseball. He taught me that years ago. Yet the
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  Speaker 2: social media pity party wants us to treat Kyle Tucker
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  Speaker 2: like he's spent months working at the coal man and
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  Speaker 2: because all because some strangers criticized his performance and his
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  Speaker 2: statistics on his baseball reference page.
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  Speaker 1: And it's not right.
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  Speaker 2: So spare me the massive pressure nonsense which some of
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  Speaker 2: you are trying to to sell.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not buying it.
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  Speaker 2: Like we know that in life, real pressure is when
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  Speaker 2: you have two dead end jobs that you don't have
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  Speaker 2: enough money, the rent's coming due on Friday, you have
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  Speaker 2: a family minivan that sounds like it's a dishwasher filled
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  Speaker 2: with silverware that's not good, and you don't know what
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  Speaker 2: you're gonna do. Like Tucker makes sixty million dollars a year, garanteed.
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  Speaker 2: Now he's plausibly played to be good. He's paid to
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  Speaker 2: be good, to hit the ball and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Generational wealth, which, mind you, is guaranteed. It's not hey,
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  Speaker 2: earn the money, go out there and get some hiss. No,
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  Speaker 2: he's already got done. He can have zero hits the
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  Speaker 2: rest of his time with the Dodgers, and he's getting
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  Speaker 2: paid zero, and I can go at three thousand hits.
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  Speaker 2: He's gonna get the same amount of money. He's also
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  Speaker 2: got this opt out where if he was good, he
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  Speaker 2: would opt out tucker of the contract and get more money.
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  Speaker 2: He's not gonna do that because why would you have
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  Speaker 2: you seen him play terrible, and so generational wealth is
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  Speaker 2: absolutely gironteed. Again, whatever happens on the field, it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 2: The rest of us are playing financial whack a mole,
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  Speaker 2: not him. So you take the king's ransom. Good for him,
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  Speaker 2: it's a great mitzvah, And you get king sized expectations.
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  Speaker 2: And you when you failed to meet those expectations, when
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  Speaker 2: you were unable to meet those expectations, well guess what happens. Yeah, exactly,
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  Speaker 2: exactly right. So I'm not lighting a candle for the
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  Speaker 2: Dodgers stiff Kyle Tucker, I'm not all right, you can
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  Speaker 2: and you know, finally people noticing it's been the last
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  Speaker 2: like few weeks. People have noticed, wait a minute, this
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  Speaker 2: guy's underperforming. And it goes with the territory here. And
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  Speaker 2: the Dodgers thought they were getting the surf and turf.
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  Speaker 2: They ordered the surf and turf, they paid for the
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  Speaker 2: surf and turf, and instead they've got some fish sticks
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  Speaker 2: and some slim gyms. That's what they ended up with. Well,
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  Speaker 2: that's not exactly the surf and turf. It's a poor
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  Speaker 2: man's version of the surf and turf. And it's not
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  Speaker 2: even really trolling when it comes to Kyle Tucker. It's
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  Speaker 2: not really trolling. You know what it is the Internet
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  Speaker 2: doing its job.
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  Speaker 1: That's I guess.
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  Speaker 2: I'm from the old country. You play well, you get cheers.
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  Speaker 2: You don't play well, you get booze. It's really not
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  Speaker 2: that difficult, all right. Meanwhile, the last word, we go
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  Speaker 2: to Milwaukee. I had to mention this game. I was
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  Speaker 2: flipping around the games watching various baseball games and did
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  Speaker 2: flip over this because I thought the score was I
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  Speaker 2: thought my phone was broken. I thought, well that can't
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  Speaker 2: be right. There's no way, you know, there's no way
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  Speaker 2: that the Milwaukee Brewers beat the Seattle Mariners twenty two
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  Speaker 2: to nothing. That's impossible. It must have been a glitch
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  Speaker 2: on my phone, so I flipped over the game. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: the Mariners, the Seattle baseball team, suffered the worst loss
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  Speaker 2: in their mediocre franchise history. There absolutely what's the proper demolished?
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  Speaker 2: They were vaporized twenty two to nothing by the Milwaukee
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  Speaker 2: baseball team that surpassed their worst previous loss against the
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  Speaker 2: cheating Ashss one thousand two, one thousand holes in Houston
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  Speaker 2: back in twenty nineteen. Now, the defining moment slash blooper
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  Speaker 2: in this game came in the eighth inning when centerfielder
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  Speaker 2: Julio Rodriguez, who Robbie the Mariner fan has a fat
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  Speaker 2: head of on his wall in his bedroom and has
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  Speaker 2: a Julio Rodriguez onesie, it's more like a MUMO. But
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  Speaker 2: he still got it all right, and Rodriguez caught Christian
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  Speaker 2: Yelicks Yelick's fly ball. There it was the second out,
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  Speaker 2: so second out of the eighth inning, bottom of the
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  Speaker 2: eighth inning. Okay, so two outs, one more out, to get.
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  Speaker 2: He then catches the ball and chucks it into the crowd. Suvini,
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  Speaker 2: get you souvenir baseball right here, thinking the inning was
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  Speaker 2: over and another runner scored there that made it twenty
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  Speaker 2: one to nothing. That would be twenty two to nothing
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  Speaker 2: would be the final. So very impressive here Seattle. By
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  Speaker 2: the way, that twenty two to nothing loss, and just
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  Speaker 2: that margin, that is the margin defeat tied for the
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  Speaker 2: largest shutout loss in modern baseball history.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta go back all the.
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  Speaker 2: Way to nineteen seventy five, Pittsburg over the Cubs in
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  Speaker 2: nineteen seventy five, and you also had Cleveland over the
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  Speaker 2: Yankees way back in four Bailly.
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  Speaker 1: You know that was before my time, of course.
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  Speaker 2: So that the chatter, though, was all about Rodriguez in
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  Speaker 2: the outfield. So the question on this one, what was
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  Speaker 2: Mariner star center fielder Julio Rodriguez thinking when he tossed
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  Speaker 2: the second out into the bleachers in Milwaukee. So Jay Rod,
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  Speaker 2: he's got the nickname, not the game, but he's got
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  Speaker 2: the nickname. So Jay Rod obviously was daydreaming, we think,
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  Speaker 2: and we're never wrong about these things.
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  Speaker 1: We believe he was daydreaming.
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  Speaker 2: About delicious, authentic Wisconsin cheese curds. And he was thinking
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  Speaker 2: about sneaking out to Kenosher, to the cheese castle, and
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  Speaker 2: he was distracted because he looked at the baseball and
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  Speaker 2: he said, this looks like a really fat cheese curd.
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  Speaker 2: Let me throw that bad boy in the crowd. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: a fan wants to have a delicious cheese curd. And
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  Speaker 2: that was it. It's pretty wild because you sure as ill,
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  Speaker 2: wasn't you know, keeping track of the game. No, granted
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  Speaker 2: it was at the time twenty to nothing at the
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  Speaker 2: time of the game. Still I have noticed I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if you've noticed this. I watched way too much baseball,
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  Speaker 2: I admit it. I always have it on.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: The background when I'm preparing for work.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: And so forgetting how many outs there were in a
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  Speaker 2: major league game, now it is. It is baseball's current
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  Speaker 2: version of seasonal allergies. And it's the dog days of August.
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  Speaker 2: The Red Sox forget how many outs they dependent on
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: the scoreboard. That happened last week. Now we've got the
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Mariners here, and this, though, is bigger than just.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: The twenty two to nothing final score and all that.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: It's a little postcard, a perfect little postcard from the
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Julio Rodriguez experience, and Seattle bet a lot of money
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  Speaker 2: that they were getting Secretariat. They were convinced. In fact,
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: how much money did they bet, Well, they bet two
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: hundred and nine million dollars in a mega deal that
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  Speaker 2: they were gonna get Secretariat, and that could also balloon
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  Speaker 2: up to four hundred and seventy million dollars or more.
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  Speaker 2: But they have not gotten secretary. Far too often. They've
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: gotten a draft horse, is what they've gotten. Impressive at times, powerful, however,
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: not sniffing MVP and all time great status. That stuff's
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: not happening there. The Triple Crown doesn't have to worry
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: about him, He doesn't have to worry about Jay Rod
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: at all. And the Superstar label doing some heavy lifting here,
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: some heavy lifting here. One week, the guy looks like
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: a video game cheat code Julio Rodriguez. The next, and
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: possibly even like the next couple of games. He looks
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: like somebody unplugged the controller, turned off the Wi Fi,
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: and that's that. There's no sustained dominance. Well, he's young, okay,
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: good for him. That doesn't mean he's gonna get any better.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Some people plateau at a young age. Not everyone continues
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: to get.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Better and better.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: You assume he's going to get better. That's what the
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Mariner's bet on, that this guy's going to get better.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen it. I think he's like twenty five
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: and he just kind of settle in. And there is
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: a belief that many have had over the years. And
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: I tend to lean this way that when you get
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: the forever contract. He's got a twelve year contract, it's
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: great to have that your motivation. Though he got the money.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: You know he's not gonna get any real more money
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: is what The contract is the contract, and that's it,
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: and that's going to be the bulk of his career
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: with the Mariners. And so yeah, he doesn't want to suck.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Definitely even want to suck, however, and that extra motivation
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: like if I go out have a big year, I
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: can get more money. Well he's already got the money. Yeah,
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: he can get it more in the contract. He already
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: signed it. Man, it is it is wild. So again,
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: no consistent domination, and it's like he's running the T
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: shirt canon mid inning. He's been good, absolutely has been good.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: That'd been been terrible.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: He's been good. Generational.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: You know, the Mariners bought the deluxe package and we
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: told them I don't know if you should buy that.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: They did, and some nights Julio shows up and the
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  Speaker 1: Put his ass in jail. Yeah, put them all. Everyone
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  Speaker 1: goes to jail. Everyone. Why not?
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: Do you want to squishmellow? I think you do.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: That was a very large box the rain. I'm sure
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: you have like no, no, no.
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  Speaker 7: The smaller box on top was mine. The bigger box
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: on the bottom. I don't know who that belongs to.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: But there were two boxes like stacked on top of Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: The bottom one was not mine just the time.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, don't I don't. I didn't look at the mail.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I just walked past it.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: And that's all I saw late night drug Tester right
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: since says if Dodgers ownership wants to make some real money,
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: they need to invest in the hottest property in all
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: of TV, Benny versus the Penny. Yeah, if you want
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: to invest in Bennie versus the penny, let us know.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Ferg Dog writes in and says, the Mariners are a mess,
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: just like Robbie the Mariner fan. You know, I hear
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: he cries himself to sleep every night. How sad?
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Is that? Get a grip Robbie? Wow?
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: The Baltimore Freeloaders account writes in and says, I thought
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: I had a bad day. I had to actually pay
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: for a meal that wasn't good. It's a terrible feeling.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I hate when that happens.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: That sucks.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: But the Baltimore Media Freeloader account says that does not
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: compare to the day Mark Walter or the Mariners had.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Regarding the paid meal, it was an overcooked steak and
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: a bowl of watery soup.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Just awful.
• 28:37
  Speaker 7: My father will never accept an overcooked steak. If that
• 28:41
  Speaker 7: is overcooked, he sends it back. You don't spend money
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: on food you can't consume, you know, what I'm saying.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Well, I would push back on that.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: I would argue that if I get a steak that
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: is the blood is still dripping off it and the
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: but they.
• 28:53
  Speaker 7: Can put that on the grill longer and make your
• 28:55
  Speaker 7: meat good. If you have an overcooked steak, they have
• 28:58
  Speaker 7: to start from scratch.
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: They're losing all.
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  Speaker 1: Just give it to me.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Craig. Crying Craig in Seattle, always smoked out. Crying Craig.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Where have you been, crying Craig? He says, do I
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: have the green light to cry tonight?
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: Yah?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Sure? Why not? Are you crying?
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Crying Craig? Now, the original crying Craig was this kid
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: from Boston who famously cried. Very few people remember that,
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: but he was a legend in the mall of Militia.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: This crying Craig's lasted longer than the previous crying Craig
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  Speaker 2: who got a job and forgot that we existed. So
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: every once in a while he'll call in say I
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: remember me, and I don't know kind of nature boy.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Answering the call for a while, that says, did you
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: say Julio was distracted?
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, overnight Joe from the TV station in New York, right,
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: say he's keeping the station on the area, says pen
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: You said in your monologue that TV is not doing well.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: I can't believe management is lying to me. Yeah, why
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: would management ever lie to an employee. That never happens. Also,
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: love your plinko reference. Remember those days when Craig Kilbourne
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: used to sneak over to the Prices right and steal it,
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: the good old days of late night television.
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  Speaker 6: I like the plinko sound.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty cool. Have you ever been to the
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: taping of the Prices Right?
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  Speaker 6: No, but my brother was on it. He was one
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: of the people in the thing. He won the showcase
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: at the end, so he did.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Did he take the cash or did he actually have
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: to like take the trip in the car or whatever.
• 30:30
  Speaker 7: He took the big package. But you can trade out
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: at the end for money.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and you're often I've heard better off doing
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: that because they make you pay the taxes up front.
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he did keep the golf cart.
• 30:41
  Speaker 7: He kept the golf car. He kept the golf cart.
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: He kept the full bedroom set. It was like a
• 30:47
  Speaker 7: full like wood bedroom set. It was real nice.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Oh that's cool.
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I think he ended up selling the golf
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: cart in the end.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Well, I used to live over there and near where
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: the CBS television City, which I think they.
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: Used to line up overnight, right, well, some.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: People did, but I'd always see people online for the prices. Right,
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: they always be lined up over there. I don't know
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: if they still tape it there or not. They did
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: back in the nineties when I lived.
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: That would be fun. I would love to go do that.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: You should. You should going all the game shows.
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: We should do it together as the Ben Mallor show.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I would like to go on the Family Feud. That
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: would be fun.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: You know, me and Steve Harvey are tye he you
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: know he worked out of the studio and he liked, you.
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: Should see if we can hook that up.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Then my mom was on Wheel of Fortune, Pat say,
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Jack the King, Pat, that's so cool?
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Who's hosting? He doesn't do it anymore? Does he? Somebody
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: else is on. I haven't watched the I think it's
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Ryan Seacrest exactly. Yeah, well he needed.
• 31:36
  Speaker 6: Another jump, no, yeah, because he doesn't have enough.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he struggles to struggles to find work anyway.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm told you're better off taking the cash
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Bay out because of the taxes. You know, it's just
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: I don't have that decision to make, mister irrigation rights
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: and says maybe the Dodgers should throw another fifty million
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: at Tucker.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: I think they will.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: What else do we Let's see Ivan the Terrible from Houston,
• 32:03
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• 32:05
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  Speaker 2: He says that Tucker straight undercover astro in a Dodger jersey.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds like a good account.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure that's not Alf the Alien Opiner or one
• 32:34
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• 32:38
  Speaker 2: And that's it. Uh, let's see what else do we have?
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Can't read that? All right, Let's go to the phones
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  Speaker 1: Hello to Eenie Meenie Mini Mode.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go to whoopee Pie Blair in the Great State
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  Speaker 2: of Maine. Hello, whoopee pie Blair. Did you see whoopee
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: pie Blair? We had a player ride the vomit a
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: comment a vomit comic.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Did you see this?
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: No, I haven't been paying attention to the radio station.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: I've been on my electric bike. I ate crap one night.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: The same night I ate crap. It was the same
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: day I ran into a lady into her car. Who's
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: straight into her car? Oh, I've remembered a straight boom.
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  Speaker 3: And the next thing you know, later at night, one
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: thirty in the morning, I ate crap again. I wasn't
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  Speaker 3: all right. I was in the ambulance going to get
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: checked up in the er, and two cops come and
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: help out.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: One was a hey it, Blair, Blair, I have a question.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: I have a question, Blair. Who thought it was a
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: good idea for you to get an electric bike?
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: Vo Green the voguer had helped me out with the
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  Speaker 3: have it for a job, And I haven't got a
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: job yet, so I don't know. We should have not
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: done it.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: No, you should get a bike, not an electric bike.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: You just get a regular bike.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: Let's have a regular bike. And this electric bike is
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: now flat. So I got to fix the tire because
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: I rode it all the way to skellveget Man, which
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: was about three hour bike ride to the fair today,
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: and got a flat on the way.
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: Boy, it was a.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Fun ride until I got a flat and we went
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: to the fair and Baird spend a dollar at the fair.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: That was it to get in and it was fun.
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: Have you ever rid an electric bike before, Ben, I
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: have not.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: I have some friends that were trying to get me
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: to get an electric bike. I like the idea of
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: an electric bike right now. When I was growing up, though,
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: we call them mopets. When I was we called the mopeds.
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: That's the same, but different mopads are different. Mopads are
• 34:43
  Speaker 7: more you know European. Where I tried to do an
• 34:46
  Speaker 7: electric bike, it was way too big for me and
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: I was like, there's no way I'm going to die
• 34:50
  Speaker 7: on that.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Well, I think it's a great idea to give because
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: where I live there's mostly like high school kids and
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: electric bikes. I think it's a great idea to give
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: high school kids that make poor decisions a vehicle that
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: can go forty five miles an hour. I think that
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: is a really good choice that people's improving it.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Yes, I think there's nothing wrong with that.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: I think we should give them motorcycles, let them unlicensed motorcycles.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: And let them go like Blair, let him go like
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: one hundred miles an hour. Let's see what happens.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: What do you ben It only goes twenty to thirty,
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: so only thirty.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: What could happen going thirty miles an hour? You could?
• 35:22
  Speaker 7: You know you wouldn't hurt your Laguna beach is full
• 35:24
  Speaker 7: of kids on electric bikes.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Laguna, it's all it's all over the fast.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, twenty three down a hills, not fast.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: That's not going much. Yeah.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Hey, hey Blair, try try running into the back of
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: a truck and see if it's just fact going fast
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: at twenty three miles an hour.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah that listen, ye listen to me.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Be careful, you you bet you better wear a helmet.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: I do wear helmet.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: I do all the time on his way for big rigs.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: But knock the crowd. I'll be dead by the time
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: the big rigs hits to me. But we don't want that.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: We don't want to. We don't want that.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: We don't want run on the over all.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Right, So this guy hunter Fiducia, he vomited during the
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Dodger game. Blair last night against the Rockies, he puked.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: He rode the vomit comet during the game. He had
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: to come out of the game. He was throwing up.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: He went out to catch between innings and he barked
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: all over the place.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and so they had.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Right on the field, right in your home play. Puked
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: right the now, Blair, do you remember them.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Right over you?
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: Man, just sit right down now you get puked on?
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Now, Blair? Do you remember Blair? The most famous vomit
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: in Super Bowl history? Do you know who vomited in
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: the Super Bowl?
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: You remember who? Do you think?
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: No?
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Idea, Loraina? You know this right? Who vomited in the
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl arena?
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, come on, how soon we forget my god? He
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: sold a lot of super.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: Sitting in the front row in a MLB player vomits
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: right on.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Well, that's not very nice. You're a smug That's not nice.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: All right, I gotta go, But you want to hold on, Blair.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: You want to go get a call it real quick.
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: I read recently that that's supposedly an urban legend.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: No, it's hit happy.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Donovan McNabb vomited in the Jacksonville Super Bowl Eagles Patriots.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: He puked. He did.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Now, his people wanted you to believe it's an urban legend,
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: not an urban legend. Now it might have been not
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: a full vomit. You know, sometimes you vomit water and
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: it's not like full chunky lunch that you had.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: He vomited. Anyway, time now for the who am I?
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: Game?
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: And I am the last Cincinnati Reds player to hit
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: a postseason home run. It's been a while, the last
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Cincinnati Reds player to hit a postseason home run?
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Who am I? That's the question. The answer, we'll get
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: to it. We'll do it next.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Meller
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Ben Maller Show on Fox Sports Radio. And as if
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Vegas wasn't weird enough already, we had to get involved
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: and the next twenty twenty six Malor Meet and greet
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: back in our old stopping grounds and Lost Wages, Nevada
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: a week from Saturday, August twenty nine, three to five
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: pm and be at the Steakout Bar and Grill.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: That's stake, that's.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Steakout Bart and grill right near UNLV Loraino will be there, Coop,
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: I'll be there, and a bunch of celebrity p ones
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: have RSVP'd, including Jay's Scoop. Lance to the bus driver
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: says he may show up, Robbie the Meriner fan, a
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: bunch of others.
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: A Slug's gonna be a party.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Well, it'll definitely be that slug will be there as well.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Of course he's putting this together. You're invited to join
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: the Hooton and Nana Hooton naneg It's free, which seems
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: rather suspicious.
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: If it's free, I'm charging at the door.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, two hours, we might charge you to leave two
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: hours with the Malard Militia, nobody charge you.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: There's got to be a catch. I'm sure there's a catch.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Come by, say hello, and you'll likely regret it.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Maybe all fun. It'll be fantastic.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Back to it, and time now for the payoff on
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: the who am I?
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Game?
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: This is where I pretend to be somebody else. We'll
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: keep it simple here. I am the last Cincinnati Reds
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: player to visit a a hit rather hit a home
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: run in the postseason playoff game.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Home run, that is the question.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: I had a great time at a went to one
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Reds game there with Robbie and Queen, Roxanne and Neil
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: and Tommy, and we had a great time out there
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: and about as far away from home play as you
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: could sit. We had a great time, had a better
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: view of the river than we did the we did
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: the game. But that's fine, all right. Let's see, does
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: anyone know the answer? Patient zero justin in Cincinnati. From
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: that would be Mallard prop Guy, Steve Irwin from alf.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: The Alien Ol Piner, Good AI work there.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: Ryan Seacrest from Femi the top uber eat driver in Minnesota,
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: King Rory going with Blair in Maine.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Who else do we have?
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Paige Dan Charlie in Wisconsin trying to suck up to me?
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Charlie, I appreciate it. Alan Ashby from mister
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: nice guy Who's not so nice? Who else do we
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: have Metcha Streisand from Milkman Mike in Colorado?
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Who else? Page Down?
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Veda Pinson from Eke and Roseville, Minnesota. Frank Beard rest
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: in peace from Stevie Meatpoles, Dave Concepcion from Rob in Minnesota.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Ted Kluzinski from mister Irrigation in Houston, Paul O'Neill from
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Johnny Q. What else do we have? Let's see Paige
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: Dan Pete Rose from Chipping the Ques. I can't read
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: that all right? Do you have an answer? Rain? Now?
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: I'm going with Jeff Shaw.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, Jeff Shaw. No, that is in Karreke. Correct answer
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: would be.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Sin shoe chew way back in twenty thirteen. The reds
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: last playoff home run was in twenty thirteen and