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Are You A Victim Of Alpine Divorces? · The Cubby and Christine Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Have you heard of something called alpine divorce. I've never
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  Speaker 1: heard of it. And Christine, you just read an article
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  Speaker 1: about something called alpine divorce.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's so well. This is specifically for couples who
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  Speaker 2: go hiking together and you're supposed to kind of stay
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  Speaker 2: by each other's side. You're together and stuff, you would think,
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  Speaker 2: but many times we're finding that the man leaves the
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  Speaker 2: lady behind the terrain might be a little risky or uncomfortable,
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  Speaker 2: and she's being careful and he's good to go. And
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  Speaker 2: women are saying that sometimes they're left completely alone, like
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  Speaker 2: they don't even meet up again. They have to rely
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  Speaker 2: on strangers to help them get down a mountain safely.
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  Speaker 2: So they're calling that the alpine divorce, which, yeah, I'd
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  Speaker 2: be pretty upset too right now.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't say it leads to divorce if that happens,
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  Speaker 1: but for that moment, you're separated, and I.
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  Speaker 2: Think that leads to a healthy you know, overall, got
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  Speaker 2: to be a little discussion after that, absolutely, But yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking at this on the relatable because you and
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  Speaker 2: I don't do a lot of alpine hiking, right I
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  Speaker 2: was asking you, like, when you're out, do you and
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  Speaker 2: Coco tend to stay together. Do you walk side by side?
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  Speaker 1: It varies. I'll tell you that things have changed with
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  Speaker 1: the kids. But like, for example, if Cocoa is holding
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  Speaker 1: Naomi's hand in Miles's hand and they're a little bit
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  Speaker 1: ahead of me, I usually take my time because I
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  Speaker 1: know that the kids are good and she's good. But
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  Speaker 1: it can I try to stay in lockstep with everybody,
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  Speaker 1: but there are times where the kids will just lead
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  Speaker 1: the way, almost as long as they're worth another parent, right,
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  Speaker 1: as long as they're stay Yeah, but I mean I
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  Speaker 1: remember when it was just me and her, like we
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  Speaker 1: would have a mall divorce. Yeah, where if we're at
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  Speaker 1: the mall, I have no idea where she is. She's
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  Speaker 1: way ahead of me.
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  Speaker 2: That man chair, yeah, yeah, well you know what I
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  Speaker 2: do now.
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  Speaker 1: I do like a good chair if I can. If
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  Speaker 1: we're at a home goods, I'll sit in a chair
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  Speaker 1: while they do the shopping.
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  Speaker 2: They know you like it?
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  Speaker 1: What about you?
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, we're not. We're not too good about keeping together.
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  Speaker 2: Fits to us all the time?
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  Speaker 1: Is she always moving too quick?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm moving too really okay? Yeah, and then he
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  Speaker 2: said he feels like he said like he's watching a kid.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, you're like shiny objects. You see something and
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  Speaker 2: you go towards it. So he said, he feels like
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  Speaker 2: he's watching over me. And then I get upset because
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  Speaker 2: I want us to be walking together. But the thing
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  Speaker 2: that drives me crazy is say we both have to
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  Speaker 2: use the bathroom at the same time, right, So you go,
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  Speaker 2: I go, We'll meet up here, and I'll be like
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  Speaker 2: here right here where we're saying goodbye to each other
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  Speaker 2: because I know him meet up here. This happened, you know,
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  Speaker 2: at the music festival in New Orleans. Has used the
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  Speaker 2: porta potty. That's a whole other story. I'm still traumatized.
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  Speaker 2: But I came out. No, Eric, not at the designated
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  Speaker 2: meeting point. Where where is he? Now? I have to
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  Speaker 2: start thinking like Eric and be in his head. And
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  Speaker 2: he can't stand being in crowds, so he always like
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  Speaker 2: takes himself off to the side, like out of traffic,
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  Speaker 2: and he's just like scrolling on his phone. In the meantime,
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  Speaker 2: I've already gone into complete panic mode, right, you like
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  Speaker 2: a kid lost in a supermar get.
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  Speaker 1: Like he's saying, even though you have technology, you still
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  Speaker 1: freak out.
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  Speaker 2: No, I still freak out because.
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  Speaker 1: That makes me feel a little bit better because in
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  Speaker 1: the eighties before phones, if I got lost, I felt,
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, you were lost lost you didn't know who
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  Speaker 1: to turn to.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, he's like two feet away. It just drives
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  Speaker 2: me insane. This like at the mall wherever we are,
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  Speaker 2: when we came back in the airport. We came back
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  Speaker 2: the airport, you land, you both have to use the restroom, right.
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  Speaker 2: I really am like Eric here right right here in
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  Speaker 2: the middle. Okay, I'll meet you there. Come out.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, I picture you with spray paint, like spraying
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  Speaker 1: the ground, like I'm gonna put this orange circle here
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  Speaker 1: right here. Now. What does she say though, Did you
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  Speaker 1: say I don't remember or I got.
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  Speaker 2: No, He's just like chill, He's just like, well, there
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  Speaker 2: were a lot of people there, so I thought, you know,
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  Speaker 2: you know where I am? Like, no, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Do you share your location? I think you all should
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  Speaker 1: share your location with each other.
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  Speaker 2: I think I need to tag him or put it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: put an air I'm going to drop an air tag
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  Speaker 2: down his pants or something so he can always.
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  Speaker 1: Definitely, don't go hiking, you'll end up on dateline. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Christie, let's see. Oh okay, we're gonna check the headlines
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