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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show July 16th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: It is due to the refic nature of this.
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  Speaker 2: Program listener discretion. Is it lies the Woody Show?
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  Speaker 3: That this is the Woody Show Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 4: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 5: A good morning, everybody morning. See now we're talking.
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  Speaker 6: It is Thursday, day number four of fought Now we're
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  Speaker 6: really getting into this is good stuff. It is July
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  Speaker 6: the sixteenth, twenty twenty six. My name is Woody. That
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  Speaker 6: is Greg Gory, Hei Menace, Good morning to you.
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  Speaker 7: Good morning, Woody.
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  Speaker 6: There is Gina Grant. We've got Sea Bass. What we've
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  Speaker 6: got Sammy Morgan is here, Jeff g is here. See
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  Speaker 6: Vaughn and Dumbass, Tyler Bort and Menji on the job today.
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  Speaker 6: Phones open eight seven seven forty four.
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  Speaker 8: Woodie.
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  Speaker 6: You can send us a text check in over to
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  Speaker 6: two to nine to eighty seven. You guys know the
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  Speaker 6: drill treading news headlines. Got the birthday's porn of birthday
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  Speaker 6: coming up? A lot to get to today here on
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  Speaker 6: the show, July sixteenth. Today, Sea Bass is Artificial Intelligence
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  Speaker 6: Appreciation Day. I appreciate you, Roeblots, and you are the
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  Speaker 6: person I think that is all the people I know
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  Speaker 6: appreciates I as right AI.
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  Speaker 5: The most myself. And again I'm not saying anything that
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  Speaker 5: Peter Jackson, director of Lord of the Rings, has not said.
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  Speaker 5: We're just both very smart and realistic.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, today is for you, Bort. It's Guinea Pig Appreciation Day.
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  Speaker 6: Bort is a guinea pig guy. He's got pet guinea pigs, cares.
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  Speaker 5: Very much about.
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  Speaker 8: He's an enthusiast.
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  Speaker 6: Shout out to Chef Swoop, our friend, Chef Swoop. Today
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  Speaker 6: is a National Personal Chef Day. And speaking of food,
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  Speaker 6: it's MENACE's favorite fresh Spinach Day, Diarrhea Day, National Corn
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  Speaker 6: Fritters Day, and National cherry Day.
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  Speaker 5: Spinach spinach ein man, Yeah good.
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  Speaker 7: If it is grilled.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I like a good spinach.
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  Speaker 5: If it's grilled. If it's cream on the.
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  Speaker 6: Grill, I like a good uh spinach salad to get
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  Speaker 6: that hot baking dressing on it.
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  Speaker 5: Guys, you're all avoiding the the elephant in the butt?
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  Speaker 5: Is that right now and every time for the past forever.
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  Speaker 5: That's how you get food. Poisoning is fresh green, That's true,
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  Speaker 5: always does. That's why men Is be throwing them up
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  Speaker 5: on the grill, cooking all the germs.
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  Speaker 6: You know, you know it's good when you put romaine
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  Speaker 6: lettuce on the grille.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's really good.
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  Speaker 6: I do like that, and they drizzle it with the
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  Speaker 6: uh I mean different things like balslonic.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, mustard. I want to give French fries in my salad.
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  Speaker 7: Does that burn it off?
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  Speaker 8: Yep?
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  Speaker 5: Sure?
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  Speaker 6: Yet absolutely Today in history, it was today, greg in
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  Speaker 6: nineteen sixty nine and that the Apollo eleven blasted off
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  Speaker 6: from Cape Kennedy on the first manned mission to the
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  Speaker 6: surface of the Moon. Allegedly, it was today in nineteen
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  Speaker 6: thirty five minutes that the first coin operated parking meters
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  Speaker 6: were set up.
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  Speaker 7: Boo, what the hell?
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  Speaker 6: And this was in Oklahoma, Oklahoma, of all the places
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  Speaker 6: in Oklahoma.
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  Speaker 5: If we didn't if we didn't have paid parking meters,
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  Speaker 5: then people would just park there all day long and
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  Speaker 5: you couldn't find a spot.
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  Speaker 9: So's so we had to stop taking the side of
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  Speaker 9: the man.
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  Speaker 5: We had this conversation recently with about paid toilets. US
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  Speaker 5: used to have pay toilets and they were clean and orderly. Yeah, thanks, dude,
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  Speaker 5: you know what.
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  Speaker 7: I experience it and actually it's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you. You know, you go ahead.
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  Speaker 7: How it worked was I went to the Donald's and
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  Speaker 7: in the basement they had the bathrooms. And they had like.
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  Speaker 5: A basement of McDonald's.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like a three story it was like a
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  Speaker 7: townhouse basically. The first floor is like you know, where
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  Speaker 7: you order, the top floors where you go eat, and
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  Speaker 7: then on the bottom they had the bathrooms. And it
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  Speaker 7: was like you were going into a subway system almost,
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  Speaker 7: and you had to put fifty cents in there, and
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  Speaker 7: you could use your your tap to pay or whatever,
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  Speaker 7: and it gives you a little voucher. So you go
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  Speaker 7: and use the bathroom and then you can get your
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  Speaker 7: fifty cents back when you buy something.
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  Speaker 5: That's cool. You're good for fifty cents, right, Yeah, and
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  Speaker 5: we're I'm talking about it. It's just that it's not
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  Speaker 5: even if you have a paste up, we can get
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  Speaker 5: you a call. Yeah, but those bathrooms were super clean.
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  Speaker 5: It's not an oppressive amount. It's just enough to keep
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  Speaker 5: the riff raff and the heroin addicts out.
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  Speaker 6: Well, there's a lot of cities, I know, Chicago, like
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  Speaker 6: the City of Chicago doesn't even own the parking meters.
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  Speaker 6: They were taken over by I think a private a
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  Speaker 6: private company.
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  Speaker 5: They made a tear deal which by the way a
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  Speaker 5: private company should should be a good person to put
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  Speaker 5: in charge of this. But if you have the idiots
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  Speaker 5: at top aka Chicago government bureaucrats, they're going to make
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  Speaker 5: bad deals because they're incompetent.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I forget how much the city of Chicago
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  Speaker 6: got for that. But then the people who bought the
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  Speaker 6: rights to them, oh my god, they are cashing it.
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  Speaker 5: It's just like Elon and and SpaceX is like the
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  Speaker 5: second a private company took it over, they were they
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  Speaker 5: stopped losing money, and immediately that.
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  Speaker 8: Same thing with the roadwork.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so like uh yeah, the NASA thing. I remember
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  Speaker 6: watching the uh An interview. We're talking about like all
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  Speaker 6: the price of you know, how much to launch a
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  Speaker 6: rocket and then they're like, no, they got a bid
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  Speaker 6: from SpaceX and it was like so much lower than
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  Speaker 6: what you know, NASA was saying it was. And they're like, no,
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  Speaker 6: you have to charge us more. Like they were telling
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  Speaker 6: SpaceX like no, we we like, we're not going to
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  Speaker 6: pay you that. We need to pay you more than
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  Speaker 6: that because.
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  Speaker 9: Because we have to prove that it's worth that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. I'm reading the history of it right now, and
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  Speaker 5: that's what Elon did by the way Elon. He knows
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  Speaker 5: exactly what he's doing with all this stuff, and he
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  Speaker 5: knows how to design rockets.
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  Speaker 6: Uh.
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  Speaker 5: So he's going through and he's like, why are we
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  Speaker 5: using these parts? They cost an insane amount of money. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: well that's what the requirements said. That is one percent
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  Speaker 5: of our national budget. And he's like, no, well the
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  Speaker 5: requirements are stupid. We don't need that. And what do
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  Speaker 5: you know that because it's not bureaucrats running things. The
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  Speaker 5: price went through the through the basement where the bathroom is.
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  Speaker 6: Speaking of speaking of space, James Franco, what are your
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  Speaker 6: thought because I have I have a couple of different
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  Speaker 6: things on this. This is either like a stunt or
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  Speaker 6: he uh, he's in.
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  Speaker 5: Our world him, it's a trillion percent of stunt. He's
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  Speaker 5: known this sort of thing. This is his like artsy
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  Speaker 5: but badly executed version of like placause That's exactly how
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  Speaker 5: it reads. A couple of things.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, if you don't know, he's been posting these social
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  Speaker 7: media videos of him having footage of aliens and he
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  Speaker 7: actually does have a movie coming out right now, but
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  Speaker 7: it has nothing to do with aliens. Is not on
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  Speaker 7: the same topic or anything like that, and people are
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  Speaker 7: interviewing the director of this movie that he's that he's
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  Speaker 7: coming out with, and the director is even getting annoyed, like, yo,
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  Speaker 7: I this has nothing to do with the movie Traving.
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  Speaker 5: Now, yeah, yeah, here the clip right here we go,
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  Speaker 5: this is what he pokes.
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  Speaker 10: Hey the days here seven thirteen, that's July thirteen today.
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  Speaker 10: I promised you I was going to reveal something because
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  Speaker 10: I found something.
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  Speaker 8: It was thrust upon me. I didn't ask for.
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  Speaker 5: This, okay, dude.
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  Speaker 7: So with that said, and the videos are really bad,
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  Speaker 7: but I was watching one in the middle of the
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  Speaker 7: night and it was this alien head that pokes up
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  Speaker 7: through a window and then like hides. That image has
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  Speaker 7: been haunting me really yeah, I'm just like it looks
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  Speaker 7: it just like looks super scary for a second and
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  Speaker 7: then and.
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  Speaker 5: Then just does it look real?
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  Speaker 7: Oh no, no, no, no no, it looks so faked.
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  Speaker 5: It's like it's like what they would show you like
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  Speaker 5: in the nineteen fifties whatever.
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  Speaker 7: Yea, yeah, yeah, but just head popping out through the
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  Speaker 7: window and then disappearing.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, like where is that he has multiple
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  Speaker 5: he has multiple videos.
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  Speaker 6: You have to leave the bathroom light on, so you
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  Speaker 6: wouldn't get stared out in the middle of the night.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, but that video has been bothering me.
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  Speaker 5: We can apples and orange. This real easy because we
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  Speaker 5: have a modern day concurred example, and that is Shia Labuff.
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  Speaker 5: If you want to see what somebody going through an actual,
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  Speaker 5: real mental breakdown is Shia la buff has shown it
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  Speaker 5: to us for the past year and a half.
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  Speaker 7: This change that was like for real one. This one
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  Speaker 7: he's he's obviously joking.
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  Speaker 5: Right doing something. Yeah, he's he's but he's been doing
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  Speaker 5: it in such a way that it's like for people,
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  Speaker 5: but he was canceled.
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  Speaker 11: He wants people saying that he's crazy versus a sexual
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  Speaker 11: pre which is what everyone would have been saying.
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  Speaker 5: He's coming out with. Is that his defense? Then I
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  Speaker 5: saw aliens, therefore I touched the girls. No, it's a diversion.
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  Speaker 11: He's trying to get them to talk about something else,
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  Speaker 11: and it has to be something crazy, not like, oh, man,
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  Speaker 11: he's such a good guy or he's doing these great things.
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  Speaker 11: He's trying to do something crazy to reflect.
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  Speaker 9: Manas were you super high when you saw this?
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  Speaker 5: I think maybe I don't get it. It's not very popping.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean there's been different people. But like, talking
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  Speaker 6: about Shila Buff for a second, is it possible that
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  Speaker 6: he is just some like crazy genius that we don't understand.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe Brad Pitt was going on like years ago about
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  Speaker 6: like like he's the best actor I think I've ever
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  Speaker 6: worked with somebody, just more recently over the last the
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  Speaker 6: last couple of days just came out. It was like,
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  Speaker 6: Shilah Buff is like the most amazing talent.
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  Speaker 5: A lot of people have said, is.
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  Speaker 6: It just that he is, like like we're misunderstanding he's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: He's really a gem.
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  Speaker 7: Also like like stole all his clothes and trusting like
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  Speaker 7: he was inspiration for Kanye.
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  Speaker 6: Can you imagine those two hanging out?
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, I think that Kanye is a good
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  Speaker 5: example or a good comparison as well, Like he might
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  Speaker 5: be very talented at one very specific thing, but but
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  Speaker 5: eventually you're going to be so crazy no one's gonna
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  Speaker 5: want to work with you.
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  Speaker 11: Right, Well, crazy and genius are two sides of the
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  Speaker 11: same coin.
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  Speaker 5: I said to the guy screaming at the sky outside.
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  Speaker 8: And then Brad pitted at that movie with charloa buffer
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  Speaker 8: where he just grabbed Plyers and pulled one of his
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  Speaker 8: own teeth.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, like it's cool, that kind of crazy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: all right, but hey, you know I'm misunderstood.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah he's that actor.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, jump to the Birthdays Born of Birthday show.
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  Speaker 8: It's shima. We won't sit like it's shiver and you
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  Speaker 8: know we don't do we'll.
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  Speaker 6: Happy birthday to another whacko, Corey Feldman, who.
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  Speaker 5: Was fifty five years old today. You shoul get him
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  Speaker 5: on the show.
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  Speaker 9: Got him?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't think so.
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  Speaker 6: Oh no, he's perfectly saying. I'm not saying he couldn't
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  Speaker 6: be fun.
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  Speaker 7: But you know, oh yeas stories, oh stories.
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  Speaker 5: I know he does.
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  Speaker 6: Corey Feldman is fifty five to day. Will Ferrell is
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  Speaker 6: fifty nine.
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  Speaker 5: And uh we were just hearing the.
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  Speaker 6: Story about how he worked at Disneyland for one day, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: one day.
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  Speaker 5: And what was it.
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  Speaker 8: He thought he would have like a really cool appointment,
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  Speaker 8: such as being the Disney Jungle Cruise director, like yeah again,
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  Speaker 8: on day one, he got assigned to some ticket kiosk. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: he thought it was boring, so he quit and then
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  Speaker 8: didn't have the heart to tell them that he quit.
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  Speaker 8: So we had his friend call and say he quit, Oh,
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  Speaker 8: why did he quit? He's trying out for the Dallas Cowboys.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: So in this interview, like Will Ferrell's talking about this,
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  Speaker 6: and he said, I just thought, you know, it's funny
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  Speaker 6: that like somewhere there's a record of my looking there
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  Speaker 6: and it says he quit because he wants to go
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  Speaker 6: try out for the Dallas Cowboys. Right, that's pretty far
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  Speaker 6: there anyway. So Will Ferrell's birthday, he's fifty nine. Former
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  Speaker 6: Cowboys coach and Dolphins coach Jimmy Johnson is eighty three.
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  Speaker 6: Phoebe Cakes from Fast Time to Bridgemont High Gremlins is
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  Speaker 6: sixty three, Luke Hemmings from Five Seconds of Summer is thirty,
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  Speaker 6: Alan McCord is thirty nine, and Stuart Copeland from the
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  Speaker 6: Police is seventy four. Your porno birthday today, Kira Noir.
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  Speaker 6: She has been through more wear and tear than a
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  Speaker 6: her ass in preparation for destruction. Wow, I gotta prep,
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  Speaker 6: you gotta get ready, you gotta be ready. That's Kira
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  Speaker 6: Noir who is thirty two years old today, and that
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  Speaker 6: is Chapparna birthday and your celebrity birthdays here for this
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  Speaker 6: Thursday on the Woody Show, We're gonna take a quick break.
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  Speaker 6: We got some more Woody Show for you.
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  Speaker 7: Next, hang on, What's up Boody Show podcast listeners, It's
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  Speaker 7: listen up. This Monday, myself and Board we're gonna be
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  Speaker 7: at Dodgers' Habit home base in Echo Park for a
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  Speaker 7: Dodger viewing party at four pm, doing a bunch of giveaways.
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  Speaker 7: We'll be there through the entire game, handing out prizes,
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  Speaker 7: watching the game. You can hang out with us again
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  Speaker 7: Echo Park this Monday, July twentieth, starting at four probably
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  Speaker 7: going to around seven Echo Park, Habit Burger Dodgers Habit
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  Speaker 7: home Base.
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  Speaker 5: We'll see you there.
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  Speaker 6: Basic pitch Richter scale, and we are into another new
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  Speaker 6: hour in sensitivity training for a politically correct world. Woodie,
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  Speaker 6: in eight seven seven four Woody. You can send us
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  Speaker 6: a text over to two two ninety seven. Hell yeah, hey, girl,
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  Speaker 6: take her.
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  Speaker 9: Pocket?
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  Speaker 8: I like that.
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  Speaker 5: That's a really fly look.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god, that's amazing. Where did this music bed
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  Speaker 6: come from? Haven't heard this one before?
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  Speaker 8: Brand new?
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  Speaker 5: Usually I would have vetoed it if I heard it
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  Speaker 5: ahead of time. Can we find something else? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: want to play a fun game? Oh yeah, alright, let's
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  Speaker 5: play a game.
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  Speaker 6: This is called a chick or gay dude.
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  Speaker 5: All right, I'm gonna play. I'll play you a clip
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  Speaker 5: the top.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll play a clip and you tell me is
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  Speaker 6: this a chick or is this a gay dude?
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  Speaker 5: Here we go.
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  Speaker 12: The one thing that I've been fierce about with chasing
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  Speaker 12: my dreams. Your mental health is not separate from your success.
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  Speaker 12: It is the foundation of everything that you do. And
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  Speaker 12: the strongest people aren't the ones who never struggled. They're
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  Speaker 12: the ones who have the courage to let someone walk
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  Speaker 12: through their struggle with them.
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  Speaker 5: Chick or.
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  Speaker 9: The sentiment is chick. The person is gated.
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  Speaker 8: Oh really, the sentiment is mega gate us fierce in
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  Speaker 8: any context unless you're talking about.
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  Speaker 9: Inviting someone to walk through your struggle with you.
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  Speaker 12: That I'd be fierce about with Chasing my dreams. Your
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  Speaker 12: mental health is not separate from your success. It is
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  Speaker 12: the foundation of everything that you do. And the strongest
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  Speaker 12: people aren't the ones who never struggle. They're the ones
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  Speaker 12: who have the courage to let someone walk through their
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  Speaker 12: struggle with them.
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  Speaker 5: All right, chick or gay dude? You say dude, gay dude,
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  Speaker 5: gay dude.
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  Speaker 7: That's a total chick.
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  Speaker 5: Man, chick? Is that your guess? Yes, you're saying I'll
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  Speaker 5: say check.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, let's say chick.
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  Speaker 5: Just for that is a woman that's from the s
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  Speaker 5: that's from the SPS.
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  Speaker 6: Lauren Bett's former u c l A Center, and now
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  Speaker 6: she plays in the w n B A for the
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  Speaker 6: Washington Mystics.
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  Speaker 5: Look, that's a that's a chick.
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  Speaker 12: The one thing that I'd been fierce about with Chasing
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  Speaker 12: my dreams. Your mental health is not separate from your success.
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  Speaker 12: It is the foundation of everything that you do.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, wow, yeah, it's not crazy.
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  Speaker 6: I think she had the clip and I was like,
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  Speaker 6: who the hell is that guy?
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  Speaker 9: Who's that dude?
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  Speaker 6: What was he talking about? He's like, no, that's a
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  Speaker 6: chick that's from the Yes, p's Wow.
• 16:24
  Speaker 7: I don't even think that's that crazy. What was the
• 16:27
  Speaker 7: NBA player that wm A player that got busted Bridney Griner. Yeah,
• 16:31
  Speaker 7: that's her voice.
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she's it's crazy, sounds like a dude.
• 16:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah, this Lauren Betts is pretty cute.
• 16:38
  Speaker 8: She's cute.
• 16:39
  Speaker 6: I haven't seen her. I was just sitting at my desk.
• 16:42
  Speaker 6: Jeff was editing audio his desk. I go, I couldn't
• 16:45
  Speaker 6: figure out what was in What was.
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: It in context? What was the context of that? I'm like,
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: what is he saying? Goes? That's not a he?
• 16:52
  Speaker 8: I go, it's not sounds like a graduation speech.
• 16:55
  Speaker 9: I thought we were all to ruin your game by
• 16:56
  Speaker 9: being like, obviously.
• 16:59
  Speaker 8: You can ever, how is this a game?
• 17:01
  Speaker 13: What?
• 17:03
  Speaker 14: Wow?
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: Hard to tell sometimes, Okay, all right, that's like, HI.
• 17:07
  Speaker 9: Good for heres super.
• 17:09
  Speaker 8: Fierce going through my struggles.
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, eight seven seven forty four Wooding, you can send
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
• 17:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: During the uh, the spis.
• 17:25
  Speaker 8: What's the guy?
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: What's what's his name?
• 17:28
  Speaker 8: That you.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: Is it Marcelo Hernandez. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Host is the
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: guy that you've been talking about though, right, Craig.
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he has it out for him for his special,
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: for his Netflix special.
• 17:39
  Speaker 8: If you want to be bored and you're lacking sleep,
• 17:41
  Speaker 8: turn that on.
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: But I thought I thought he had a couple of
• 17:44
  Speaker 6: really good lines. Didn't watch the sps. I'm just watching
• 17:47
  Speaker 6: clips and getting caught up after Jeff's fine there with
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: is it a chick or a gay dude? Yeah? But
• 17:54
  Speaker 6: uh yeah, pretty good. I thought pretty had a really
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: good joke on Shane Gillis on Yes the.
• 18:00
  Speaker 15: Awards, Thank you so much for being here. This is
• 18:03
  Speaker 15: the only award show when none of the nominees were
• 18:06
  Speaker 15: bullied in high school. I am Manticello, denymous, and I
• 18:11
  Speaker 15: am the first Latino to host the Ashby Awards in
• 18:13
  Speaker 15: over twenty five years. I also want to shout out
• 18:18
  Speaker 15: last year's host, Shane Gillis. He is watching from home
• 18:22
  Speaker 15: like a true American on his couch drinking a beer
• 18:26
  Speaker 15: while a Hispanic guy does his job.
• 18:30
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but anyway, I think he had some he had
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: some good lines in there. We were something about like
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: was it like Jake.
• 18:38
  Speaker 16: Paul or yeah, Jake Paul's I'm happy to be here
• 18:41
  Speaker 16: with a bunch of great athletes.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: And Jake Paul.
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: He goes, Oh it's cool man, he goes, My uncle,
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: my dad are here. They're over fifty. That's how you
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: like him, right, Yeah, it's pretty funny.
• 18:53
  Speaker 8: All right, that's good.
• 18:54
  Speaker 16: Anyway, he did a good job, man, Like those award
• 18:56
  Speaker 16: shows can be very uncomfortable. All the skits, you know,
• 18:59
  Speaker 16: those are all up and down, but overall, like you
• 19:01
  Speaker 16: did your job.
• 19:02
  Speaker 8: Yes the show.
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: Alright, Yeah, what he got was he trending news headline.
• 19:10
  Speaker 9: In World Cup News. England was up on Argentina one
• 19:13
  Speaker 9: to nothing yesterday with twenty minutes left in the semifinal match,
• 19:16
  Speaker 9: but Argentina came back and scored two goals to beat
• 19:19
  Speaker 9: England and earn its way into the World Cup Final
• 19:22
  Speaker 9: versus Spain on Sunday. No goals for Messi, but he
• 19:25
  Speaker 9: did have to assist. But here's the big question.
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm trying to find my my clips.
• 19:30
  Speaker 9: Okay, So as he's doing that, you guys are going
• 19:33
  Speaker 9: to have to prepare to figure out which one of
• 19:36
  Speaker 9: these announcers called the winning goal better. So We're going
• 19:40
  Speaker 9: to have play a little game Telemundo versus Argentina's home anounce.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, here we go.
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: Opp team are already missed it.
• 19:49
  Speaker 17: Uh here, here we go.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: Same guy as we heard last time.
• 20:19
  Speaker 18: Yeah, like we got it.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: I was starting to contino.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: Okay, so that's all right.
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: That's the that's the first one. Yeah, and then here's
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: the second one. This is the local announcer for Argentina, right, yes, yeah, yeah,
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: here we go the same.
• 21:06
  Speaker 8: No good, I'm.
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: Check good, We'll go now, Jeff, I gotta ask he's
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: not swearing here, right.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: No, he's not.
• 21:28
  Speaker 8: We never created, never create, never created?
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: All right? I like, may.
• 21:35
  Speaker 7: I have no idea Argentina because you can tell the
• 21:37
  Speaker 7: passion he almost he's almost crying.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he wasn't literally crying like I thought he was
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: gonna have an aneurysm to So it's crazy.
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: Go ahead and text in over to two two nine
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: eighty seven. Who had the better call? Was it the
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: Telemundo dude or was it the local announcer for Argentina.
• 21:51
  Speaker 7: Now with that said, all my friends, no matter what
• 21:55
  Speaker 7: team they're a fan of, I'm not a big fan
• 21:57
  Speaker 7: of Argentina winning well, a lot.
• 22:00
  Speaker 16: Of people have been saying that has been fixed, like
• 22:02
  Speaker 16: they had the easiest path. A lot of people say, like,
• 22:05
  Speaker 16: you know, a lot of the calls in the games
• 22:07
  Speaker 16: have been favoring Argentina, so they're saying that they want
• 22:10
  Speaker 16: their big the biggest player in the world in the
• 22:13
  Speaker 16: more time.
• 22:13
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's what me and what he were saying too.
• 22:16
  Speaker 9: You're in our analysis. Well, we talked a little bit
• 22:20
  Speaker 9: about the death of actor Sam Neil, you know, best
• 22:23
  Speaker 9: known for all the Jurassic Park movies, and now we
• 22:25
  Speaker 9: know what happened. So it turns out he died from pneumonia.
• 22:29
  Speaker 9: His manager says Neil had beaten a rare form of
• 22:32
  Speaker 9: blood cancer after undergoing car tee therapy.
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: Because we were wondering what happened because he had maybe
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: announced that. You said, he's made announcement about the.
• 22:39
  Speaker 9: Cancer update and you're right, yeah, and that was in April.
• 22:42
  Speaker 8: I was gone.
• 22:43
  Speaker 9: What so even after his diagnosis he continued acting. He
• 22:46
  Speaker 9: filmed four projects over the past year. Those are still
• 22:49
  Speaker 9: going to be released. His family says they'll honor him
• 22:51
  Speaker 9: with a private memorial in New Zealand, where he's from.
• 22:55
  Speaker 8: I only recently learned that there's a pneumonia vaccine.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: Is that weird?
• 22:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah, enough people die from it that you'd think that
• 23:02
  Speaker 9: if we'd know more about.
• 23:03
  Speaker 8: It, especially you hit a certain age just get it well, I.
• 23:06
  Speaker 9: Mean after undergoing kid and that's the thing when you
• 23:10
  Speaker 9: are so immunocompromised, Like, yeah, if there's a vaccine, by
• 23:14
  Speaker 9: all means, here's.
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: A vote on the text for f Argentina and their fans.
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: Dude, that's what I was seeing online yesterday.
• 23:23
  Speaker 9: Well, the SPS went down in New York and we
• 23:26
  Speaker 9: have some of the big award winners. Miles Garrett of
• 23:28
  Speaker 9: the Rams got NFL Player of the Year, Jalen Brunson
• 23:31
  Speaker 9: from the Knicks one NBA Player of the Year and
• 23:33
  Speaker 9: Male Athlete of the Year. Asia Wilson got w NBA
• 23:37
  Speaker 9: and Female Athlete of the Year. Lionel Messi Soccer Player
• 23:40
  Speaker 9: of the Year. Showho Tani of the Dodgers, of course
• 23:43
  Speaker 9: won MLB Player of the Year and Best Single Game Performance.
• 23:47
  Speaker 9: But lots of people thought the funniest moment was Mike
• 23:49
  Speaker 9: Tyson giving an award to show hey and not actually
• 23:52
  Speaker 9: knowing he's like a real person.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: And FB will go to check this out a time
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: check it out.
• 24:06
  Speaker 7: Show.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: Hey could not be here tonight.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: He sends his gratitude and appreciation at ESPN and everyone
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: who voted for him.
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: All right, so listen to this. This is where you
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: got to pay attention because you know, Mike check it
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: out show. Hey, O Tony, Okay, I can't be here.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: Blah blah blah.
• 24:20
  Speaker 8: Listen to Mike.
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: Oh show's a guy.
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: Oh show, he's a guy baseball fan.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: Oh show, he's a guy.
• 24:32
  Speaker 8: Everyone who voted for him.
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: Guy, check it out?
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 24:38
  Speaker 9: I put Mike Tyson these days in the same camp
• 24:40
  Speaker 9: as I do Cardi B like just delightfully unaware. It's
• 24:44
  Speaker 9: just funny to listen to them because you're like, Okay,
• 24:46
  Speaker 9: that's authentic.
• 24:47
  Speaker 8: Sure you think of arranging this whole thing. They would
• 24:49
  Speaker 8: sit him down and say, hey, Mike, you're going to
• 24:51
  Speaker 8: be presenting for this. These are guys. They're real. Yeah,
• 24:56
  Speaker 8: they're up for an award.
• 24:57
  Speaker 9: You didn't know that you had one of them?
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Will win?
• 25:00
  Speaker 8: Do you understand how award shows work? I got it weird.
• 25:04
  Speaker 9: Well, we have some pretty great flying news. United Airlines
• 25:07
  Speaker 9: is introducing an Economy Plus seating option that replaces the
• 25:10
  Speaker 9: middle seat with a fixed center console. So that'll give
• 25:14
  Speaker 9: passengers the window seat and the aisle seat and they'll
• 25:16
  Speaker 9: get more personal space. They won't change the layout of
• 25:19
  Speaker 9: the plane, and the console will have a cup holder,
• 25:21
  Speaker 9: a table, and you'll get extra leg rooms.
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: Isn't United the same airline that's doing where you could
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: take the whole row and they make it that kind
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: of like they.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: Put something down there. They make it up into like
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: a little pseudo couch slash bed type.
• 25:34
  Speaker 8: Thugs they laid barb wire down.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: Isn't that the same?
• 25:38
  Speaker 9: I think it is? The first class.
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's kind of cool. See that's kind of cool. Like, yeah,
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: innovative is having that center seat open.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: That's always clutch usually right, because you can at least
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: turn to the side a little bit. If you don't
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: have a ton of leg room in the front, you
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: can turn to the side a little bit, especially if
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: you're working, like on a laptop or trying to watch
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: something on a tablet. You can set it up on
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: that middle tray table the kind of give yourself a
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: little bit of room that way, and there will.
• 26:02
  Speaker 9: Be some random your shoulder like a sleep.
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's good.
• 26:05
  Speaker 8: You put tomato on.
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're not like you're not neighboring thighs with the
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: person next to you, and now you're getting sweat it
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: getting all sweaty where your legs are touching with a stranger.
• 26:17
  Speaker 8: There's something about having your shoulders touch a strangers shoulders.
• 26:19
  Speaker 9: It's just weird intimate.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: I think it's knees knees, yeah.
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: Rather than the shoulders. Yeah.
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the shoulder does of mine as much, but yeah,
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: like the knees seems a little personal.
• 26:31
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 26:32
  Speaker 8: I also don't remember the last time I flew where
• 26:34
  Speaker 8: they didn't make the announcement. This is a completely full fly.
• 26:37
  Speaker 8: I haven't been on a flight that wasn't completely full
• 26:40
  Speaker 8: in years.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: Really.
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: Well, if my question is when you have an overbooked
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: situation and they're offering up, we had that story about
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: their offering up however much money. Yeah, but somebody has
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: booked this middle seat deal.
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: What's nice?
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: What if the guy on the window seat booked that
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: middle seat thing. The person on the aisle just benefit.
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: It's just got it because yeah, now they don't have
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: anybody next to them either. They have to pay for it,
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: like only one person in that row has to pay
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: for it.
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: For these long flights that I take. I use the
• 27:09
  Speaker 7: website seat maps dot com, and then it will show
• 27:13
  Speaker 7: you like different layouts of the plane, because even on
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: the the airline websites, it doesn't really give you like
• 27:20
  Speaker 7: a clear view of some of the seats. Yeah, it'll
• 27:23
  Speaker 7: be like two together, only like oh, I want to
• 27:25
  Speaker 7: get those two. But then ye, you look at it
• 27:27
  Speaker 7: on seat maps and it's like a crappy situation or
• 27:30
  Speaker 7: sometimes a really good one.
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: For the worst is as a fat person, when you
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: get on the plane and the seat and the seat
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: next to you is divided by an armrest, but it's
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: full solid plastic all the way down, like it's completely
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: I don't like those. It just feels more confining, even
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: though it's not. It may not like yeah, I think
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: it's more a mental thing. You just feel like it's
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: a tighter thing.
• 27:53
  Speaker 9: What I always do when I'm just flying with my
• 27:55
  Speaker 9: husband is if the whole row is open, I'll just
• 27:57
  Speaker 9: book the aisle in the window, because what are the
• 28:00
  Speaker 9: chances somebody's gonna be like, oh, I gotta get in
• 28:02
  Speaker 9: between them and that middle seat.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: So we usually just get lucky.
• 28:08
  Speaker 9: Well, there's some crazy video footage floating around right now
• 28:11
  Speaker 9: of this labrador named Bo who accidentally started this big
• 28:14
  Speaker 9: house fire in Ireland.
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: Baby, and the whole.
• 28:19
  Speaker 9: Thing was caught on security camera, so this is actually
• 28:23
  Speaker 9: not very rare. This happens. The video shows Bow trying
• 28:26
  Speaker 9: a bunch of times to jump on the kitchen counter
• 28:28
  Speaker 9: before accidentally turning on the toaster, and that's what sparked
• 28:32
  Speaker 9: the fire. Neighbors were able to get Bow and another
• 28:35
  Speaker 9: dog out, but three other pets didn't make it. Fire
• 28:38
  Speaker 9: officials say it's really pretty common pets accidentally cause nearly
• 28:42
  Speaker 9: a thousand house fires every year by turning on appliances
• 28:46
  Speaker 9: or knocking things over.
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because they start to explore when you're not around
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: and they're just home. Yeah, they're checking things out there,
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: getting up and putting their legs up on the counter
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: to you know, kind of see what's up there.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: They should get in trouble for, yeah, exactly, just good boy.
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: Look at first up in the evening, your toaster on
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: the counter, airfryer? What do you mean each use?
• 29:07
  Speaker 8: No?
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: What about mine?
• 29:09
  Speaker 8: At it?
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: The one the touch screen the high Does he.
• 29:13
  Speaker 9: Get extra points for it because it's like a digital
• 29:15
  Speaker 9: screen and it's.
• 29:16
  Speaker 8: On an app and everything. Well, I mean we don't
• 29:19
  Speaker 8: have to app I would have to see what it
• 29:21
  Speaker 8: looks like. It's too utilitarian that gets put away. Yeah,
• 29:24
  Speaker 8: after each use.
• 29:25
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Greg, when Greg came to my house, somebody's gonna
• 29:27
  Speaker 9: have a heart attack because of the air frier that microwave.
• 29:29
  Speaker 8: That's true.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: You did keep your air fryer out well usually every day. Yeah,
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: we have the air fryer out ether way.
• 29:35
  Speaker 9: I'd never used its corner.
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: It's in a corner. It's it is out of the way.
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: It's not like is it.
• 29:44
  Speaker 9: Visible to the human eye. That's Greg's question.
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: If you walk in the kitchen from the one side, No,
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: if you're walking back out of the kitchen toward where
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: you walked in from, you would see it tucked.
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: Back in a corner.
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: I'd have I'd have to show because the corner that
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: it's is deep, so kind of it's pushed back deep
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: in the corner, and it's all black.
• 30:04
  Speaker 8: It's not silver, so it's still Do you keep a
• 30:08
  Speaker 8: trash can out visible?
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: No?
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: Okay, Greg, is there?
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: No, it's one of those that's got the handle that
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: pulls out. Looks like it might be like a cabinet
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: door that pulls out, and there's a trash can in that.
• 30:20
  Speaker 9: My house didn't come with that. What are we are
• 30:21
  Speaker 9: you supposed to put put my own rails.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: In the cant?
• 30:25
  Speaker 7: I do that my place container story?
• 30:29
  Speaker 8: You can buy it.
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, tell your husband to make a man trill down depot.
• 30:33
  Speaker 9: Yet well, finally it's the end of an era. After
• 30:37
  Speaker 9: a nearly forty year run, Nissan announced that they are
• 30:40
  Speaker 9: killing off the Nissan Ultima.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:43
  Speaker 9: They say it's part of their plan to cut down
• 30:45
  Speaker 9: on operating costs one and another reason it's getting the
• 30:49
  Speaker 9: axes that Nissan wants their Sedanda CenTra, that was my
• 30:51
  Speaker 9: first car, by the way, to get bigger and have
• 30:54
  Speaker 9: more features instead of just staying stagnant. So the car
• 30:57
  Speaker 9: is going to be gone after this year, and you know,
• 31:00
  Speaker 9: all the hose and cloud Chaser is gonna have to
• 31:02
  Speaker 9: find a new car.
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they were, They were talking to people, and people
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: were not happy that it was getting discontinued.
• 31:06
  Speaker 16: Nobody, every baby mama has an autim Every baby mama
• 31:12
  Speaker 16: has at least one car seat in the bag.
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's like the hood car of all hood cars.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: In fact, the car seats come permanently installed, because once
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: you're done with it, then they just sells to some
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: other baby Mama used, you.
• 31:26
  Speaker 7: Know, but I thought they, like they did announce this
• 31:29
  Speaker 7: already like last year, that they were gonna get rid
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: of it. But I thought it got saved.
• 31:32
  Speaker 9: Nope, it most certainly did not.
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: Nobody.
• 31:35
  Speaker 9: They didn't have time for it.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: No, just no time.
• 31:39
  Speaker 7: What's going on?
• 31:40
  Speaker 6: Thank you very much, Gina grab the local announcer. Goal
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: call seems to be getting Yeah, and there's just a
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: lot of f Argentina text and stuff coming on. They
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: said the Telemundo announcer, he's actually from Argentina.
• 31:52
  Speaker 18: Oh my god.
• 31:53
  Speaker 6: That's fun, which is one of the reasons he's so
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: over the top.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: I mean he's over the top always. But they are
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: two f Argentina.
• 32:01
  Speaker 9: He's a well sounded fake though. It just kept like
• 32:03
  Speaker 9: it was six times.
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: I said Dockery, yeah.
• 32:06
  Speaker 9: But the Argentina guy was like so passionate you can
• 32:10
  Speaker 9: feel the tears running down his cheeks.
• 32:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: So here's the here's the winning gold call from your
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: votes on the text over to two nine eighty seven.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: Drug No, no, no, almost can't.
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: I got on pretty holds you.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: Now, I mean nothing, don't check.
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: Out the Good House house there we'll go on the house.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Send do see.
• 32:58
  Speaker 14: I'm so we've been saying rules the boy doesn't want
• 33:04
  Speaker 14: to have sex.
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you gotta put your mouth on.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: No.
• 33:09
  Speaker 8: Okay, that is quite impressive, quite quite quite impressive.
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: Oh that's lovely.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: We've been saying, show.
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: We got a lot of Stranger Things fans in the audience.
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: And dude, it's been ten years since Stranger Things first
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: premiered on Netflix.
• 33:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah, they were like babies. Now they're adults.
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:31
  Speaker 6: And if we're using our rules of throwback ten years
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: or older, yeah right, yeah. And they've got a reissue
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: of that first season on a VHS special edition.
• 33:40
  Speaker 9: Owe.
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so it's not literally on VHS, because who the
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: hell has a VCR anymore, But it's streaming on Netflix.
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: And they say it's got like a video store vibe.
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: It's glitchy, it's grainy, it's just they say, gloriously vintage,
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: just like you would have rented it. In nineteen eighty three,
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: the entire cast came back for a special videos. You know, Millie,
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: Bobby Brown and Finn Wolf and Arider and everybody's back.
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: You can still get a VHS player.
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: I'm sure you're not going to get the VHS player,
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: just to that could be a collectible thing. I think
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: it'd be cool if they did have it on VHS,
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: not that you'd never watch it, but you just have it.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 34:18
  Speaker 7: I got Menji a DVD player because I brought back
• 34:20
  Speaker 7: some DVDs from Europe.
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: Oh that's right. And so he's like, I don't have
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: a DVD you know, It's like, well, it's not.
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: It's not even about a DVD player because you bought
• 34:32
  Speaker 6: these DVDs overseas. They're they're done by regions where even
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: if you put it in a DVD player here work,
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: it wouldn't work. Yeah, because it's it's I don't stupid Greg,
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: even I can't explain it.
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: Exactly how that works.
• 34:45
  Speaker 8: Makes me feel good.
• 34:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean back in the day, they used to
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: have a thing because in uh, I don't know if
• 34:50
  Speaker 7: it's like this now, but when I worked in television,
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: you would they would have overseas.
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: It would be called Powell.
• 34:56
  Speaker 7: That would be the format of video that they would
• 34:59
  Speaker 7: shoot in an America be nt SC so anyways, yeah,
• 35:06
  Speaker 7: video formats. But yeah, it was like an all region
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: DVD player and it was like thirty bucks.
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all regions.
• 35:12
  Speaker 8: I didn't reach it.
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: I didn't realize that was a thing. You just have
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: to defrag the main frame something something like that. But
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: also for Greg liam Neeson has a new movie. It's
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: called Mongoose, and guess what what. He plays a guy
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: with a particular set of skills way he does always.
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: He's an Afghan war hero wrongfully accused of murder who
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: goes on the run to prove his innocence. It's being
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: described as quote first Blood meets Smoky in the band,
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: it meets Fast and furious. Yeah, it'll be in theaters.
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: His birthday month, October thirtieth is the day it will
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: be in theaters.
• 35:48
  Speaker 8: Greg loves him some leam. He's the best man.
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: I wish it was like a BMX writing movie because
• 35:55
  Speaker 7: Mongoose DMX.
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, be old ass man on a mangoo. Remember
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: mongo This is right, Remember.
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: Like the remember the pegs, Yeah you got it. Yeah
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: that was that was the only time it was cool
• 36:14
  Speaker 6: to peg with your buddy.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:15
  Speaker 8: And then you bought the pad for the handlebars and
• 36:17
  Speaker 8: the pad for the neck.
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: To ride and peg your buddy.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: That's diamondbags.
• 36:23
  Speaker 8: The GTS man And if we could highlight Liam Neeson's range.
• 36:27
  Speaker 8: Did you watch The Range Gun? Yes, he's got a
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: great range. Have you seen the Naked Gun?
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 36:34
  Speaker 8: My god, it's awesome, isn't.
• 36:36
  Speaker 9: The reason why it's so funny is because he's being Liam.
• 36:38
  Speaker 9: That's not range.
• 36:40
  Speaker 8: Seriously, he can deliver comedic lines with that Liam Neeson
• 36:44
  Speaker 8: delivery and it it hits. It's good. It's really good.
• 36:49
  Speaker 8: And how Pam Anderson's really good in it.
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: There's certain certain people that are just always this version
• 36:55
  Speaker 6: of the same character, like Christopher.
• 36:57
  Speaker 8: Walking or something like that. It does work.
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: It's really who's the guy that got busted with Divine Brown?
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: What's that guy's name? Hugh Grant?
• 37:06
  Speaker 6: Every movie was in It's the same dude, and that's the.
• 37:08
  Speaker 9: Dude people wanted to see apparently.
• 37:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: Uh, the guy on Social Network what's his name? Jesse Eisenberg?
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: Same same character every single time? Yeah, who's the kid
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: in Arrested Development?
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: I know who they are? Sarah Michael Sarah Michael Sarah.
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: Another guy is the same character every single time?
• 37:28
  Speaker 9: What about your and my favorite human being? Pretty much ever?
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: Michael J.
• 37:31
  Speaker 8: Fox.
• 37:32
  Speaker 9: Oh, he's like the lovable, like upbeat and everything.
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I know from I never watched Spin City. I
• 37:39
  Speaker 6: didn't watch that. Back to the Future and Family Ties
• 37:42
  Speaker 6: is all I really know from So yeah, I mean Hollywood.
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: But Marty mcfi was way cooler teen Wolf same guy
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: than Alex P.
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: Keatonuse Alex P. Keaton was just like a dork. He
• 37:55
  Speaker 6: was like a like like like a like a like
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: a like a child adult totally. You know, he was
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: a fifty year old man trapped in a teenager's body.
• 38:04
  Speaker 9: But it's not like he had like total, wildly different mannerisms.
• 38:07
  Speaker 9: It was Fox.
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: It's the same.
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: It's the same exact characters like Hugh Grant, the awkward
• 38:13
  Speaker 6: guy who's way out of his league.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever the hell it is.
• 38:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 38:28
  Speaker 6: Also for Greg, since we're on the subject of all
• 38:31
  Speaker 6: things Greg, there's a new HGTV show coming out.
• 38:35
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, I don't know what I'm ripping harder about.
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: It's called There's a couple different elements to it. I'm
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: not sure how you'll like the the main show itself,
• 38:42
  Speaker 6: other than it's a show on HGTV, which you know,
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: you and I both love. It's called Totally Nineties House,
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: and so it's two teams of nineties TV stars and
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: they're competing. They're renovating homes that are stuck in the nineties.
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: So think about like you know, like mirrored closets and yes,
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: spun painted walls, those honey oak cabinets and.
• 39:03
  Speaker 8: Things like that, rounded corners.
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: There was another thing that was big, like late eighties
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: maybe early nineties, like in the kitchen the lighting fixture
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: was almost like a wood box that had like that
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: real thin plastic. Yes, it's always like a drop down
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: like you'd have like it for like a drop ceiling,
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: but it was like that translucent plastic and people had that, Yeah,
• 39:21
  Speaker 6: that they had that in their kitchens.
• 39:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and the flies got caught up in there.
• 39:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they got caught in there. But it really shrunk everything.
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: It makes everything feel so much smaller.
• 39:29
  Speaker 8: Oh, Julia White.
• 39:30
  Speaker 15: Is on it.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: Oh everybody, Yeah, oh my god, your full house girl.
• 39:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: So it's hosted hosted by Arkle Okay, Julia White and
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: Brian Austin Green, Jody Sweden, Melissa Joanhart, Keisha Knight, Polham,
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: Rudy hucksab Oh. Yeah, they have Joey and Matthew Lawrence.
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: The winning team gets twenty five thousand dollars for charity.
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: Of their choosing.
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: It's gonna premiere on Wednesday, August twenty sixth. Again, it's
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: called Totally Nineties House Now here's the part that I
• 39:59
  Speaker 6: know Greg will love.
• 40:01
  Speaker 8: I love it all so far.
• 40:02
  Speaker 6: HGT is also they're rolling out another series on YouTube
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: and it's called House Call Nineties Edition, where you go
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: and you see the insides of the homes of these
• 40:13
  Speaker 6: nineties celebrities.
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: Greg loved.
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: Greg looks people's addresses totally.
• 40:21
  Speaker 8: I can tell you where Dave Gone lives. Just this
• 40:25
  Speaker 8: morning I found out where Kristen Wigg lives because she's
• 40:27
  Speaker 8: selling her house. Track down the address.
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: I wasn't when we had be Real from cy Priscilla's
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: in here and during a commercial break, Greg goes, can
• 40:36
  Speaker 6: I ask you a questions?
• 40:37
  Speaker 7: Is this really your house?
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: Is this really your house? He was on some website
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: and b Rod's like.
• 40:43
  Speaker 8: Uh it was?
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: It was yeah, Greg, you know what I agree? Is
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: this your house? This is how much you paid for it?
• 40:52
  Speaker 8: I agree, but I also don't care.
• 40:54
  Speaker 9: Do you want me to come over?
• 40:55
  Speaker 8: And I've done that to Kevin Smith too. I'm like, hey, yeah,
• 40:57
  Speaker 8: I love that second floor balcony with the rod iron.
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: What is there.
• 41:04
  Speaker 8: Your address is such and such, right, Yeah, and it's
• 41:07
  Speaker 8: kind of weird that you do that. I'm it is
• 41:10
  Speaker 8: a stranger.
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: I'm surprised you tell them.
• 41:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and I probably shouldn't have. It's creepy and weird,
• 41:16
  Speaker 8: but it is stocker viber imagine. But I wanted confirmation
• 41:20
  Speaker 8: that my quote sources are correct. I was getting it
• 41:23
  Speaker 8: from be real kind of reinforced that I'm not wasting
• 41:26
  Speaker 8: my time, that this is legit.
• 41:28
  Speaker 6: See, I would I would do that with Okay, Kevin
• 41:30
  Speaker 6: Smith is one one thing you know, or Joe Coy,
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: like these guys who who are in here all the time,
• 41:37
  Speaker 6: you know because they know you and they know that
• 41:39
  Speaker 6: you're not really stalking them. But think about somebody that
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: you've only met a few times or maybe twice, or
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: the first time you meet them and they came up
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: and you go so great, I love X y Z
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: about your house? It would you read you would freak out.
• 41:54
  Speaker 8: The more we talk about it, the more I feel
• 41:56
  Speaker 8: like a total weirdo.
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: Do you like film location houses too? Are you one
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: of those guys that makes sense?
• 42:03
  Speaker 8: I mean obsessed?
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: I follow things, just see them.
• 42:07
  Speaker 7: When we took him to the Brady bunch House.
• 42:09
  Speaker 15: Oh.
• 42:09
  Speaker 8: I almost basically had a heart attack, just totally obsessed.
• 42:14
  Speaker 8: I look for all that stuff. I will pause movies
• 42:17
  Speaker 8: and TV shows during while I'm watching them to google
• 42:20
  Speaker 8: the address, and then I do street view and I'm like,
• 42:23
  Speaker 8: and then I compare, Oh, there's that lamp, there's that tree.
• 42:25
  Speaker 19: Oh wow.
• 42:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 42:27
  Speaker 6: So this is called house called Nineties Edition. HG TV
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: is going to have it on YouTube and you can
• 42:33
  Speaker 6: see inside the homes of ninety celebrities.
• 42:36
  Speaker 7: Speaking cannice camerae. Sammy is going to be on Special Forces.
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: Okay, what's what's special Forces?
• 42:44
  Speaker 9: Like A it's like a Yeah, it's like camp reality show.
• 42:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, where celebrities like do like Cherry Style.
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: Why would you sign up for that? I don't, no, dude,
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: All right, We're gonna take a break more what he
• 42:57
  Speaker 6: shows next?
• 42:58
  Speaker 8: Hang right?
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: Show?
• 43:08
  Speaker 8: All right? So there's.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: There's a show that Gina was talking about.
• 43:14
  Speaker 9: Is it TV?
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 43:16
  Speaker 9: Wild Vacation Renolds.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: Okay, so this is like Airbnb. Yeah, it's like all
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: the crazy. I've never stayed in one, really I have.
• 43:24
  Speaker 9: I never've started reading. I've seen so many Airbnbs. It's
• 43:27
  Speaker 9: my favorite thing to do.
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: But you like all those weird ones.
• 43:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I want to like stay in a potato and
• 43:32
  Speaker 9: I treat a tree house. I've stayed in the bear cave.
• 43:35
  Speaker 9: I love that stuff. It's my thing, that show, right, Craig.
• 43:40
  Speaker 8: I mean, I don't want to stay in I saw
• 43:43
  Speaker 8: one it was like a snake shaped house that was
• 43:46
  Speaker 8: made of mosaic tile.
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: Why why I.
• 43:49
  Speaker 9: Stayed in one where the entire house was covered in pennies,
• 43:53
  Speaker 9: like the floor with pennies, the wall.
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: You know, right right now?
• 43:57
  Speaker 15: You know what?
• 43:57
  Speaker 6: I want a nice hotel where I walked in and
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: when I say nice hotel, they have their own signature
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: set somebody. You walk in the lobby, they they sell
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: candles in the little gift shop of their hotel lobby smell.
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: That's the kind of place that's that's the goal. I
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: don't do that every time.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: I have no problem staying.
• 44:17
  Speaker 6: At like Hampton in or any of those kind of places.
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: I'm fine with that. Like it's it's good.
• 44:21
  Speaker 6: It's good, especially if I'm traveling for business. Now, if
• 44:24
  Speaker 6: I'm going on a vacation, vacation, I would prefer to
• 44:28
  Speaker 6: find the hotel that has a signature scent. I'm not
• 44:30
  Speaker 6: staying in the potato. There's something weird to me. And
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: you know, different strokes, different folks. There's always been something
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: weird to me about the airbnb thing. I don't like
• 44:42
  Speaker 6: staying in people's houses. People that I know, I don't
• 44:44
  Speaker 6: like staying at their house.
• 44:45
  Speaker 9: Most of these are just rentals, but I have stayed
• 44:47
  Speaker 9: ones where it's.
• 44:48
  Speaker 7: I've done the airbnb thing. Verbo also is a big
• 44:52
  Speaker 7: place to use to get a house or whatever. It's
• 44:55
  Speaker 7: great for if you have like a large group of people.
• 44:58
  Speaker 7: It's fun to stay at a big house and then
• 45:01
  Speaker 7: like hang out there.
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: But if the toilet and stuff, the cameras everywhere, the
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: owners and stuff like that super creeping on you.
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: Depending on the place that you stay at, I mean
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: you got to read the reading extra.
• 45:13
  Speaker 20: For that.
• 45:15
  Speaker 6: Deal, because yeah, you get a deal because they're gonna
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: take all your naked sex and pooping videos and post
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: them filthy sits.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we know that that happens at the hotels as well,
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: but I would probably prefer a hotel.
• 45:28
  Speaker 9: But we stayed at one one time where we didn't
• 45:30
  Speaker 9: know the person actually lived there, and the mom and
• 45:32
  Speaker 9: the kids like moved out in a hurry so we
• 45:34
  Speaker 9: could move in just for the weekend, and all their
• 45:37
  Speaker 9: family like oil family portraits were up and they looked
• 45:40
  Speaker 9: like the children of the corn and it was super creepy.
• 45:43
  Speaker 9: I was apparently staying in the Sun's room.
• 45:45
  Speaker 8: It was so weird.
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:47
  Speaker 11: I stayed at a place like that too, where it
• 45:48
  Speaker 11: was family pictures everywhere I'm in.
• 45:50
  Speaker 9: The closets were full of their flow and you're not
• 45:52
  Speaker 9: supposed touch it.
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: Oh, speaking of what did you see?
• 45:56
  Speaker 6: And this was just the thing over the last few days.
• 45:58
  Speaker 6: The family that checked in to the airbnb, they're on vacation,
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: and they discovered something really weird.
• 46:03
  Speaker 8: I have a club.
• 46:04
  Speaker 6: Hold on here, check this out. This is again this
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: family checks in this Airbnb and they noticed something.
• 46:10
  Speaker 20: Okay, guys, the weirdest thing happened.
• 46:13
  Speaker 21: We get to our Airbnb and San Diego setting and
• 46:16
  Speaker 21: we're looking through it, no connections to it.
• 46:21
  Speaker 20: We're looking at this picture and my dad is like,
• 46:24
  Speaker 20: this looks like me, and I'm like, oh, Dad, what no?
• 46:28
  Speaker 22: This is my dad.
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: That's my sister Lobby when she was ten years ago.
• 46:32
  Speaker 20: And that's Brady, my brother ten years ago.
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: He is lit.
• 46:35
  Speaker 20: They're literally in the AIRBNBB pictures. We are literally in
• 46:39
  Speaker 20: this picture.
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: Whoa, there's a picture in the Airbnb and it's a
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: picture of them from ten years ago.
• 46:46
  Speaker 7: Okay, now maybe the Airbnb person or host like put
• 46:51
  Speaker 7: the photo in there, because fancy hotels will do that.
• 46:54
  Speaker 6: So the photographer took a random picture of them at
• 46:56
  Speaker 6: the beach or something like that. I mean, I don't know, like, how.
• 46:59
  Speaker 9: Does that make you feel more welcome?
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: I'm not sure what. No, I'm not sure how they
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: got it. I'm not sure. I'm just throwing that out there, like,
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: how how would that happen? It's like a random picture
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: that you would find like at any Target or Walmart,
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: and it's just.
• 47:12
  Speaker 9: Like it's like the shore, right, everybody in the shore,
• 47:16
  Speaker 9: like a stock picture.
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: Exactly, but it comes to the frame.
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so they still had to think the picture that
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: was in there was the one that came with the frame.
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, you would you purchase this picture? Like it's
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: just like a beach setting, like a random beat setting,
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: and it shows everybody like waiting in the water, so
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: there's more people besides them in the picture. They they
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: had no idea.
• 47:37
  Speaker 9: It's not like as added value, we'll go into your
• 47:40
  Speaker 9: we'll go in your house and.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: Personal so you can make it seem like your own place.
• 47:44
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 47:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so crazy weird.
• 47:46
  Speaker 7: I know, like the top top tier hotels will do that.
• 47:49
  Speaker 7: They'll take photos of your family and put it.
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: That would creep me out. I wouldn't want that, thank you.
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: I don't want that.
• 47:56
  Speaker 7: You don't want to see your family?
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: No, I don't want that.
• 47:59
  Speaker 6: I don't like the idea that there's like random hotel
• 48:01
  Speaker 6: employee somewhere digging through finding photos of my family just
• 48:04
  Speaker 6: to put them up in a room.
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: I like, nah, yeah, don't research me.
• 48:07
  Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, don't go the extra mile.
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: No, that's fine, Like you acts for extra pillows or
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: an early checkout or you know, early check in. Fine, Uh,
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: that's the above and beyond I'm looking for. I mean,
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: you know, maybe you want to give me one of
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: those nice candles it smell like the lobby.
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: I'll take that.
• 48:24
  Speaker 6: Little basket of snacks will be left in there or something.
• 48:26
  Speaker 8: Thank you.
• 48:27
  Speaker 7: There's no creepy background with this story, so I think,
• 48:30
  Speaker 7: actually this is kind of cool.
• 48:31
  Speaker 9: Is crazy. This is like Jeff said, it's like a
• 48:34
  Speaker 9: big giant like stock photo and they just.
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: Happened to be in it.
• 48:38
  Speaker 6: That'd be weird, though, can you imagine me walking like,
• 48:40
  Speaker 6: wait ah, did you ever did you ever see the story?
• 48:43
  Speaker 6: And it it pops up every once in a while
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: on social media where this husband and wife and they've
• 48:48
  Speaker 6: got kids, they've been married for a long time. Anyway,
• 48:50
  Speaker 6: there were at one point going through old family photos
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: and it was a photo of the wife from when
• 48:58
  Speaker 6: she was a kid and she was in a stroller
• 49:00
  Speaker 6: and her and her family were at Disneyland. And in
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: the photo, the husband's like, wait a minute, and he
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: notices in the background of this photo random. I mean,
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: think about how many people in any given day are
• 49:14
  Speaker 6: at Disney But what are the chances in the background
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: the photo, He's like, this dude in the back here
• 49:19
  Speaker 6: looks like my dad and he's pushing the stroller. And
• 49:21
  Speaker 6: they show it to the dad. The dad's like, that
• 49:24
  Speaker 6: is me, because that is you. They were the same place,
• 49:28
  Speaker 6: same day of just a random photo of like, oh,
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: here's our day at Disneyland, and they ended up getting married.
• 49:35
  Speaker 6: I didn't know each other and they weren't there together.
• 49:37
  Speaker 9: What are the odds because how many people are Disney
• 49:39
  Speaker 9: but on the same day at the same moment as
• 49:42
  Speaker 9: the picture snaps.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: Meant to be I mean, think of it, and that
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: was old timey you know cameras, that theube, that little
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: like shutter of flower.
• 49:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and that's it, that that split second moment you
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: just happen and to be in focus and even yes, that's.
• 50:00
  Speaker 8: Weird, that's trippy, it's weird. Back to this Airbnb show
• 50:02
  Speaker 8: real quick. The person who hosts it. It's like, do
• 50:05
  Speaker 8: you ever have that thought?
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: Who are you?
• 50:07
  Speaker 8: And how did you get that job?
• 50:08
  Speaker 9: Okay, I never ever say stuff like this. You've never
• 50:11
  Speaker 9: heard me say anything like this, but I look at
• 50:14
  Speaker 9: that every time I see the commercial, I'm like, that
• 50:15
  Speaker 9: should be me.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: You are you?
• 50:17
  Speaker 9: Were you to be hosting that show? And I'm sure
• 50:19
  Speaker 9: they're great, but that should be me hosting that show. Great,
• 50:22
  Speaker 9: thank you?
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: Eight seven seven forty four.
• 50:25
  Speaker 6: Yes, still it's all hard no, a hard pass. I'll
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: take it on the Airbnb and correct me if I'm wrong.
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: It really is no cheaper than getting a hotel now right,
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: not when you add the cleaning. That's how they got you.
• 50:38
  Speaker 6: They hooked you with the really great Hey, this beats
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: the hotel price. Now there's more and more people I'm saying,
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: but there's more and more people have have started using
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: it now it's just as expensive.
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: I would tell you it's great for like big groups
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: of people.
• 50:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm saying just you and your wife going out
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: of town because you want to stand a potato Yeah,
• 50:58
  Speaker 6: a beaten passone. That's why you'll see those hotels that have,
• 51:01
  Speaker 6: you know, crazy themed rooms.
• 51:04
  Speaker 9: You know, that's why I stay. That's why I stay
• 51:07
  Speaker 9: in a bear cave.
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: R Yeah, it was aiberneating booking that on purpose.
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: Extra As a resident germophobe, who do you which room
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: do you think is cleaner? Your Airbnb room or your
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: hotel room?
• 51:23
  Speaker 16: Because I'm always sketchy about like Airbnbs because I never
• 51:26
  Speaker 16: know what their cleaning processes.
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: But at the same time, you've heard so many horror
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: stories I think about hotels.
• 51:31
  Speaker 9: I think Airbnb's cleaner. Really it's they bring in a
• 51:36
  Speaker 9: whole crew after you leave and then the new person
• 51:39
  Speaker 9: comes and then you see it, like you said those
• 51:41
  Speaker 9: expos is like they're not even wiping those glasses down
• 51:43
  Speaker 9: in the bathroom.
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: Her whole crew.
• 51:46
  Speaker 6: By whole crew, you mean my aunt Chrissy, because she
• 51:48
  Speaker 6: does she's a cleaning baby, and she cleans for this
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: guy who owns like a handful of Airbnbs and that's
• 51:55
  Speaker 6: all she does.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 51:56
  Speaker 6: She doesn't even do other people's homes. She just works
• 51:58
  Speaker 6: for this guy cleaning the Airbnb.
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: It's just her.
• 52:01
  Speaker 9: She does it alone because sometimes you have to wait
• 52:03
  Speaker 9: and the cleaning is coming out.
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: It's it's just her. She goes, I know one of
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: the hosts of this TV show, really does she want to.
• 52:14
  Speaker 8: Want to know?
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: She's awesome. She she hit her up and just let
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: hernother genus coming for a job.
• 52:20
  Speaker 7: She actually, uh, just a DM me last night. She
• 52:23
  Speaker 7: she's an ex radio person and now she acts in.
• 52:26
  Speaker 9: Hotel super jealous of.
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: Ye, you're on the right path Gina. It's like Russian
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: Roulette about with Jiz.
• 52:35
  Speaker 15: Exactly.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: SI show.
• 52:41
  Speaker 6: Alright, well, uh got some news Menace, Yes, it is
• 52:46
  Speaker 6: from Menace involving rob He loves robots, big robot fane.
• 52:53
  Speaker 6: In fact, I think he's tugged it a few times
• 52:56
  Speaker 6: to the maid on the jets.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: On the Jets.
• 53:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean she's the og robot, you know.
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but like you know, to robot.
• 53:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 53:13
  Speaker 23: Uh.
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: This is a school district in New York.
• 53:15
  Speaker 6: They announced that they're they're bringing in a new teacher
• 53:17
  Speaker 6: for the upcoming school year. But it's it's actually just
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: a humanized robot named Sally, and people on board with
• 53:24
  Speaker 6: this and they're they're making her as human as possible.
• 53:29
  Speaker 6: They're giving her a lifelike look, silicone skin, long brown hair.
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: It's in a seated position in the classroom, has realistic
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: upper body movements and facial expressions, and the district spent
• 53:40
  Speaker 6: about fifty seven thousand dollars on this thing. But the
• 53:43
  Speaker 6: parents aren't thrilled for a number of reasons. But one
• 53:46
  Speaker 6: of the main reasons that the parents hate it is
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: because the company that makes this robot is very well known.
• 53:52
  Speaker 6: It's the same company that makes the real dolls, like
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: Love hyper realistic sex dolls.
• 53:58
  Speaker 9: And I was like, she's hot.
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: Yes, you know, some kids gonna like break into the
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: classroom after school and like try to bang that thing.
• 54:04
  Speaker 7: Of course she's yeah, she's mad about that, but yeah,
• 54:10
  Speaker 7: I mean, how do you control the kids though?
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: What do you mean? They're like, oh, I know, this
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: is a robot, knock it over, it's not videos.
• 54:18
  Speaker 9: Isn't there a teacher another teacher in the room where
• 54:20
  Speaker 9: she's just alone, it's just Sally.
• 54:22
  Speaker 7: That'd be hilarious if that's the main teacher. There's the
• 54:24
  Speaker 7: teachers assistant that's like real but SeaBASS. You should be
• 54:28
  Speaker 7: on board because then this teacher will have access to
• 54:30
  Speaker 7: like all information and should be smarter than the teachers
• 54:34
  Speaker 7: that you hate.
• 54:35
  Speaker 8: Tough.
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so you're on board, Yeah, absolutely, Yeah, this is
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: the way to do things. I wish this had been
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: around when I was when I were a kid, not
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: that my parents didn't do a good job homeschooling. Maybe
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: I could have been even smarter if I had robots
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: there to.
• 54:49
  Speaker 8: I don't think you could get anything.
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: You got to keep trying, stay humble, Yeah, exactly.
• 54:55
  Speaker 8: Once you've hit the top, there's nowhere else to go
• 54:57
  Speaker 8: but top.
• 54:58
  Speaker 7: What do you think happened with Tyler? Because he was
• 55:00
  Speaker 7: homeschool too.
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: It's not it's not a weird religious thing with him, right, No,
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: that's maybe they're lazy. Yeah, what was the Tyler? What
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: was the whole homeschooling thing about? Like, what was the
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: purpose for it?
• 55:12
  Speaker 6: Your parents are worried than in the school, like something
• 55:15
  Speaker 6: bad would happen there, or.
• 55:16
  Speaker 24: They just didn't like the public school system. They thought
• 55:19
  Speaker 24: I would learn better more whatever your parents.
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: Better That.
• 55:36
  Speaker 6: My reason, which because there's two real reasons. Number one
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: reason Number one, yeah, the public schools just blow and
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: wonder why. And number two religious And usually if they
• 55:45
  Speaker 6: hate the public schools that much, they do a better
• 55:47
  Speaker 6: job than you know what they did.
• 55:48
  Speaker 9: With Wait, but was your family religious at all?
• 55:51
  Speaker 20: Sea Belts?
• 55:52
  Speaker 6: Okay, it was all just they They said they were
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: smarter and better than everybody.
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: Actually were.
• 55:57
  Speaker 9: They worshiped themselves.
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 55:59
  Speaker 7: But he was the first child, right, Tyler.
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm the oldest, so yeah, set the pattern. Yeah,
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: it was just a test. And then all your brothers
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: went to like regular school, right.
• 56:10
  Speaker 24: So they were also all homeschooled up until a certain point.
• 56:12
  Speaker 24: Then all of us just ended up going to public school.
• 56:14
  Speaker 9: Did it freak you out?
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: Public school?
• 56:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 56:17
  Speaker 24: I loved it way more than home.
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: I hated homeschooling, so I would hate it too.
• 56:21
  Speaker 8: Is there a schedule to it? Did do your mom
• 56:23
  Speaker 8: make you do stuff like whatever? Eight to three?
• 56:25
  Speaker 16: Uh?
• 56:26
  Speaker 24: Sometimes sometimes we would cram like whatever the lesson plan
• 56:30
  Speaker 24: was for the week, we would cram it all into
• 56:31
  Speaker 24: three or four days and we would.
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: Just have like two days off to just do whatever
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: we wanted.
• 56:35
  Speaker 8: That was cool. I do kind of miss that but
• 56:38
  Speaker 8: you know, well, I.
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: Mean, you know, depending on where you're at and what
• 56:41
  Speaker 6: kind of things are going on in the public schools.
• 56:43
  Speaker 6: Like my wife and I had a big problem, you know,
• 56:45
  Speaker 6: during COVID because these kids were out for so long. Yeah,
• 56:49
  Speaker 6: everybody else was back in school and the kids were
• 56:51
  Speaker 6: clearly falling behind, and you know, the assignments that were
• 56:54
  Speaker 6: given that we're counting as a full day of school
• 56:57
  Speaker 6: was this is for the the older of our two kids.
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: Was, uh, you know, oh, draw picture of a house
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: on your street that is not yours.
• 57:06
  Speaker 6: Years all right, that doesn't sound something a hero would
• 57:08
  Speaker 6: a sign a kid. We gotta we gotta, we gotta
• 57:10
  Speaker 6: figure something else. I know they're I forget exactly where
• 57:14
  Speaker 6: in California that's going on, But there's like there are
• 57:17
  Speaker 6: some groups that are like working at once called Californians
• 57:20
  Speaker 6: Together Catalyst California Early Edge is one called Black ECE,
• 57:27
  Speaker 6: and it says the work group bringing together a challenge
• 57:30
  Speaker 6: for harmful language hierarchies and affirm Black English as a
• 57:33
  Speaker 6: legitimate rule governing language rooted in black history, culture and community.
• 57:37
  Speaker 6: So basically, they're demanding that California add quote Black English
• 57:42
  Speaker 6: as an official language so that black children won't be
• 57:45
  Speaker 6: expected to quote talk white.
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: Is this at school?
• 57:48
  Speaker 9: Is this he bonic?
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Pretty pretty much. We made this thirty years ago,
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: but they've got way bet they've gotten way better at
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: like trying to changing the language. You just heard him
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: say it right there. The language and the reasoning is
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: now sounds way more like sophisticated and cultural and you know,
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: ethnographic or whatever. Yeah, like, so uh they happy she
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: be working. Like so if you wrote, if you wrote, that.
• 58:12
  Speaker 6: Would be the valedictorian.
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: I love it, dude. We be doing yeah outside, so
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: I could I could see.
• 58:21
  Speaker 6: I could see like some parents being like, you know what, no, no,
• 58:26
  Speaker 6: Like some parents were upset, like you know that their
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: school district, you know, made the decision to no longer
• 58:31
  Speaker 6: teach cursive. It's not a you know, necessarily a widespread thing.
• 58:34
  Speaker 6: My kids learned cursive and stuff still, but other districts
• 58:38
  Speaker 6: have gotten rid of that.
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: Or even before this one, there were there were districts.
• 58:43
  Speaker 6: That decided for even papers, you know, essays and things
• 58:47
  Speaker 6: that people had to write, that you could use text speech.
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: So instead of writing why oh you are, you could
• 58:53
  Speaker 6: just write you are? Because that's how people communicate.
• 58:56
  Speaker 8: Now that was the argument.
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: No job applications.
• 58:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, hey man, sometimes you know, and I've seen
• 59:04
  Speaker 6: those studies where two people are one person applies for
• 59:08
  Speaker 6: the same job, but they use two different names. Have
• 59:10
  Speaker 6: you seen that showing how racist people are? Yeah, like
• 59:14
  Speaker 6: if if, if it's an ethnic sounding name like that,
• 59:18
  Speaker 6: everything else is exactly the same, but the white name
• 59:21
  Speaker 6: Michael gets the call. But like say, like you know
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: whatever doesn't.
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well what might that be because people are racist?
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: It's not what you're saying about.
• 59:31
  Speaker 6: Like there's there's something with like people rooting against Argentina
• 59:34
  Speaker 6: because Argentina is like hell a racist or.
• 59:37
  Speaker 16: A lot of Argentinian fans and some people that live
• 59:40
  Speaker 16: in the country are Yeah, I definitely have that that
• 59:43
  Speaker 16: connotation of being racist.
• 59:45
  Speaker 9: Well, I've never seen, you know, just like in clips,
• 59:47
  Speaker 9: I've never seen racism like I've seen in some soccer games.
• 59:51
  Speaker 14: Another level we.
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: Were just talking about. Wasn't it like some senator or
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: something that woman.
• 59:57
  Speaker 9: Oh dude, she was crazy against Yes, Oh that's yeah.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: I couldn't remember what it was for. And she's like, no,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: where do you think I'm from?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I forgot about that.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is how I was raised. I'm trying. Yeah,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: I love what does she have against Hanson? The ban Hansen? Right,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: thank you, Bob.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 6: That's a really good one. And the guy who hates
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 6: dad jokes so much.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: But the original and on the spot. That's really good
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: to do something that from a forty year old. That
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: nice work. Man. Okay, here's the other.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 6: Thing I don't I don't understand. And maybe because somebody
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 6: can explain it to me. You know, I give one
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 6: hundred and ten percent. Well it's one hundred percent, right,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 6: because that would be all of something. When kids now
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: are applying for different you know, colleges and things, and
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 6: this is a new this is a new world. I
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 6: never had to apply for colleges because I never went
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 6: to college. I don't know how that process necessarily works
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 6: and when exactly you're supposed to.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: Start doing it. But like, my son's going into his
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: junior year of high school, and so now the school
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: is like, all right, this year, we're really focused on
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: X Y S. Yeah, maybe time to start going and
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: taking a look and kind of getting an idea for
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: where you might want to apply and all these things.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: And then you start looking into these schools and you know,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: what people are writing up about them. They go well
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: to apply.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: Uh, they're not really accepting, not accepting, but they're not
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 6: they're not allowing students to enroll.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: You know who, I have a GPA under and some
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: of these are like over four point oh, which I
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: thought four point zero was the best you could get
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: class for a while now because the honors classes will
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: automatically pump you up by half a point. But like,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: how do you then?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: How do you?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: Because is it all apples to apples? Does everybody doing
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: that same system?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 6: Or is one school district like could you get because okay,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 6: here's here's the uh, here's the thing I just saw,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 6: and I'm like, man, this I don't get. A Florida
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 6: school district had to change the way it gives out
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 6: grades after their valedictorian graduated with a record breaking eleven
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 6: point nine GPA.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: No, that's too ridiculous.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: The school awards bonus GPA points for extracurricular activities and
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 6: advanced classes.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: So they do this. But I'm saying, is this is
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: the way it works for everyone?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 9: So you're going again, is the GPA here?
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: The same GPA should be based on the things that
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: everybody's graded on, not these extra things these schools can
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: throw in.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so here here he is. This is him being
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: introduced to graduation.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 13: Eric.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 25: I would now like to introduce the Valedicatorian for the
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 25: class of twenty twenty six. He is an AP Capstone
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 25: Diploma recipient.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: Guess his name. H No, I'll give you.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 6: I'll give you a hint. It's not Mike Smith.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 25: And as a National National Merit Commended Scholar, he has
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 25: earned an eleven point nine nine GPA while accruing over
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 25: seventy credits. Please welcome, you're valedictorian, mister vibov Boscar.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: I was wrong. Let's support that.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 6: An eleven point nine to nine really strong with those
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 6: essays there, But you know, like, how do you if
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 6: you're a kid like and you know, and everybody's all
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 6: over the place, like, how are they truly waited?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 5: They might not even like they might only have a
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: certain number of digits to put your g p A in.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: I mean maybe they'd be looking at your essay, you know,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: straight up and the great based on that, yep, Yeah,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: but why they be hating?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 16: Yeah, Well, the thing is with those essays, aren't they
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 16: all done in chat GPT?
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: Like that's the thing.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 9: Because you have to click something that says on my honor.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 9: I didn't do that. It's all good.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: It's on your own.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 7: Just because boobobs out here shining, they hate the shine.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 6: Yep, we're gonna take a quick break radio's most immature game.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 6: Guess who's gas next?
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: On the Woody Show.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 11: Hang, nothing bothers me about having things done.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 20: In my mouth?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: Show is next?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 6: Ain't nothing but a soa Sports Day with a G
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 6: Jeff Garcia and we get another throwback Thursday Request classic
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 6: hip hop track of the Week. Right after Jeff G
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 6: tells us what's happening in sports.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: Good morning with the show. Let's start with the World Cup.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: So Argentina came back from one goal down to score
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: two goals in ten minutes late in the game. Here's
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: what that game winning goal sounded like.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 16: See now you know why the Spanish ratings are higher
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 16: than the English ratings, because you don't get that around
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 16: English TV.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: It's amazing, man, Argentina have done this all tournament, by
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 5: the way, coming back and they're gonna play Spain on Sunday.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 16: Hopefully they'll get those back to back World Cups at
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 16: least for all the Argentina and Messi fans. In case
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 16: you didn't know, by the way, there is a third
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 16: place game happening on Saturday between England and France.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 16: I mean, who wants to watch that really unless you're
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 16: from England France. But no third place rhythms exactly. WNBA
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 16: Sparks lost to the Links yesterday. Baseball, both the Dodgers
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 16: and Angels don't have games until tomorrow. By the way,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 16: next week, right here on the Woody Show, more of
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 16: those Dodgers sweet tickets, and it's on a bobblehead night.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 16: We'll have those for you next week, so make sure
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 16: you keep listening.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: You know who the bibblehead is.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 16: It's Reggie Smith, Dodgers legend bibblehead. So it's cool because
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 16: he's got hat with his little fro on it.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: So fire have to go to that one, yeah, for
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: sure to get all the bobbleheads.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 8: Yep.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: And finally the SPS went down yesterday some local winners show.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: Hey o Tania.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 16: The Dodgers won MLB Player of the Year and best
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 16: single game Performance for when he pitched six scoreless innings,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 16: struck out ten batters, and hit three home runs in
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 16: a game so well deserved there. UCLA's Lauren Betts won
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 16: for Female College Player of the Year. Nicks also won
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 16: a ton of awards, and I thought Marcello Hornettez did
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 16: a pretty good job hosting here. He is clowning Jake Paul.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 15: It's in honor to be here among so many incredible
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 15: athletes and Jake Paul, Jake gouts just a joke. Okay,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 15: don't fight me. My dad and my stepdad are both
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 15: here and they're over fifty, and I know that's how
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 15: you like them.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: Get out. Jake Paul gets zero respect, and I'm here
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: for it. I'm Jeff g that's your so Cal sports Jeff,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: not the name of the mascot.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 8: Per Se.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, per Se. Oh that's fancy.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 14: Yeahs always Seve. That's a nice girl.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: It's a real fun place to be is Washington, d C.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 6: That's always like I mean, when don't live in Washington.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 8: D C.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: It feels like that's all you ever hear about.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 6: But can you imagine living in Washington, like just in
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 6: the in any area, because like everything is just so saturated.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 8: I can't.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: It's all about the politics, and I don't think you
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: can escape it. Really, I don't know. I mean, Vaughn
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: he's from there. He's from DC, So I don't know
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 5: if they.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 7: Just confined to around the White House or No.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 9: I have friends that live there, and I'm saying, I mean,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 9: I mean, the kid's not gonna know it.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 6: In Los Angeles. I mean, you don't have to engage
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 6: in it, but it's it's hard to, uh, you know,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: get much separation from somebody who's in quote the industry
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 6: meaning Hollywood working and doing things for you know, that
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 6: type of industry.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 6: You know, I'm sure in you know, different places for
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 6: whatever that might be. It's hard to get away from
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 6: whatever it is. I mean, did say it is pretty
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 6: hood outside of the area of the White House. Yeah,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 6: like New Orleans everybody always thinks of, you know, Marty
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 6: Grass and that whole like part of the urban street. Yeah,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 6: Bourbon Street. It's like you just you're painted with a brush,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 6: and you know, it's kind of hard to get out
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 6: of it. But dude, I mean, you know, all the
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 6: fun conversations that just happened all the time, whether it's
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 6: you know the.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I've never been I've always wondered if it's like that.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 6: The heavy stuff, the dumb stuff like I don't know
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 6: if you saw, like the the Treasury Secretary released a
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 6: rendering of a new one dollar coin. He said, the
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 6: US mints making these one dollar coins to commemorate the
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 6: two hundred and fiftieth anniversary of the signing of the
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 6: Declaration of Independence. The coins are gonna have a gold
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 6: like finish, so not real gold. But it'll be available
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 6: in the fall. And guess who's gonna be on it.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 9: I'll never guess.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 7: Years in America, would it be.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: President Trump? Maybe because they're not even sure he could
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: do that.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 8: That's right.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 6: Well, the last time a sitting president had money with
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 6: their picture on it was the was President Coolidge and
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 6: he printed a fifty cent piece with his face on it,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 6: which that was like one.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: Hundred years ago.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 6: But there's a federal law that stipulates that, you know,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 6: coin designs be selected by the Treasury Secretary after a
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 6: consultation with the Commission of Fine Arts. But the Treasury
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 6: Department appears to have skipped that step.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: Who who knows, who cares?
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 6: But these are just some of the things that Yeah,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 6: here's a picture, thank you, Jeff, of the of the coin.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 6: My question is like who, like who signs up for
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 6: the like you know, all these different u all these
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 6: different things, the.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 7: Coin commercials at night get now everyone.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: So that's that's like the like the god exhausting kind
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: of thing, right.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 6: Then there's other there's other fun stuff that you could
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 6: talk about. A lot of people are talking about Chuck Schumer.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, this was the Senator Schumer. So you know, yeah,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 6: he was speaking in the Senate when the mic picked
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 6: up a strange noise. He was talking about President Trump
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 6: and the war with Iran mid speech.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: Here's what happened, and we need a complete investigation that's
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: independent now on Iran and the NDAA. When all the
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Trump administration can say about his disastrous war with Iran.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 9: Nobody's gonna remember anything you had to say about the subjects.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: That's independent now on Iran and the NDAA, when all
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: the Trump administration any kind of chuckled, I think.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so people are like, oh my god, Chuck Schumer
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 6: ripped one mid speech. Now, to be fair, was it
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 6: actually a fart ninety eight percent? No? What Yeah, that's
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 6: what any all the audio people are talking about it
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 6: and make.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 7: Say video breaks down.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because just the way that the microphones that are
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 6: being used in this particular case, they n them all
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 6: the time for it to be you know, capturing that
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 6: clear from the opposite side of his body. It's like wal,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 6: it's an omni directional blah blah blah. You know they're
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 6: talking all these technical terms that only Greg and I understand.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I won't bore the audience with it totally.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but if you see videos of these guys are
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 7: always like touching those little like look like wire microphone.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're really thin. Microphone down all the time.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 6: I mean even Sea Bass when he's in here like
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 6: he's he's kind of he can't like he'll he'll be
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 6: talking about That's why you hear this weird.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 5: As Sea Bass is talking.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 6: Because he's constantly moving the microphone and you get that
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 6: kind of well that's the sound you know with Menace
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 6: talking about because it's on that weird almost like.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 5: It makes that noise when you're I don't know what
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: they call that.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 6: That's a metal ease spring yeah thing. Yeah, Now is
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 6: it funny thinking that it is a fart? It absolutely awesome. Well,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 6: I like to believe it. It's it's real far. Yes,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 6: I absolutely would uh. And also the way, because I
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 6: watched the video of it, it does kind of look like,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 6: you know when you kind of pause, not you're doing
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 6: like the sneak of cheek, you're kind yeah, like you know.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 6: And by the way, older people are just shameless when
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 6: it comes to farting.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah, does it just come out easier?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 6: Not even at a urinal I'm talking like in just
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: a regular situation if you're like sitting there like sometimes like.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: Anyway, so they just let it rip.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 8: You're like, what that's independent?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: Now on Iron and the NDAA when all the Trump administration.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 6: Pretty funny, Yeah, and gases all I want to believe same,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 6: I want to believe exactly right.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 8: I'm going to believe him.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 6: Coming up next, Radio's most immature game, guys, guess whose gas?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the answer is not Chuck Schumer.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 6: It'll be somebody in this room. I gooing homework to
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 6: capture them as you rip them. I will play you
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 6: this week's sound. Then you have to guess whose gas
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 6: it is if you want to play eight seven seven
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 6: forty four.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 8: The Woodie Show.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so Jeff g newest member of the Woodie Show crew,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 6: And that right there was not.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 9: Jeff Now I wouldn't say that he's classy.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: He's got ibs. How long have you had that? Probably
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: about seven years or so seven years.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 8: How do you catch it?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: Well? Well, you don't catch it? Well how Yeah, it develops,
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 5: it develops.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah. Do you take medication?
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: No, I don't take anything. I just that was the
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: problem is I couldn't figure out what it was. For
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: the longest time. I had him and and colons all
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: trying to figure out what the f was with my digestion,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: and it just turned out that it was ibs, which
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 5: is just flare ups from different things. You know, what
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 5: do you have to avoid? I avoid certain foods and
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: so like chi.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 16: Usually it's like the combination of foods, right, too much dairy,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 16: like chocolate, too much caffeine, too much carbonated. So if
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 16: I do more than one of those things a day,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 16: ye give me bubble gus.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 16: So I can be cool, like to have some beers,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 16: but if I have like beers and spicy food, or
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 16: beers and dairy, then that's when it goes outways.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 5: So is it is it the more farting more diarrhea?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 20: Like?
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 5: Uh, it starts as farting and then it gets to
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: the good stuff.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because as we were talking, as we were talking
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 6: about guess Who's gas and everything, I'm like, all right, man,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 6: well now that you're working here on the show, we
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 6: got to run you through all the normal stuff that
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 6: we do and guess Who's gas.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's a fun game.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 9: He's gonna sweep.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: It's super mature, but it's fun.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 6: And you know, we got Jeff in the mix especially
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 6: if we have a guy who's like basically a professional farting. Yeah,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 6: I am like, like, how how do we how do
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 6: we not have Jeff in the mixing?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 7: Guy's got I yes, it sounds like he's gonna need
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 7: a splash guard for this.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 8: It's not that bad.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 6: I mean I'd heard about it before. But do you
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 6: take medication or you just avoid things?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 20: No?
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 5: I take like a probiotic and then people take medication
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: to curb it.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 8: I've seen infommercials or commercials.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, I've never It's never really gotten that bad.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 16: It's just more of me being a little disciplined and avoiding,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 16: like combining those foods that I mentioned.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: You know, what's the worst Pooh emergency you've ever had?
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 13: Oh?
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 5: Man, I think we've all had.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 6: Like we're handling one in the car and you're like
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 6: and you're you're and you're making that that you know,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 6: you know, you're having that conversation in your head, like, dude,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 6: all right, So if I can't make it, I'm either
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 6: gonna just go ahead and grab my pants or I'm
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 6: gonna just pull over on the side of the road
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 6: and just you know, squat, Yeah, just spray the curb,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 6: Like what else are you gonna do? The worst, the
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 6: worst for me ever, was at the time where the
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 6: car that I had the time had like fabric seats.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 6: If you leather, I think you can do a better
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 6: job of wiping that out. And like, but I think
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 6: it'd be like the Seinfeld car smell, like if it's
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 6: the fabric seats, Like you'd never get that out. Get
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 6: so you're gonna have to get out of the car.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 8: But I was.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 6: I was in a situation where I was in bumper
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 6: to bumper traffic count and there was nowhere to go.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 16: Yeah, I was in Rome, and I combined some of
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 16: those foods obviously when I went to town, you know
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 16: what I mean. Like in Rome and we were pretty
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 16: far away from my son's apartment, and I had to
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 16: go like a mile uphill, and I was squeezing cheeks
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 16: all the way up. There was a McDonald's that was
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 16: close and I went in there no bathrooms and I
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 16: was literally like holding and running and they didn't.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 5: Understand the seriousness, meaning my wife and my son. They
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 5: were just like laughing and pointing, and I'm like, hurry up,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 5: you need to get me into his apartment as soon
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 5: as possible.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 16: And luckily I made it up and I ran up
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 16: like four flights of stairs, got in there. I didn't
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 16: even make it to the regular can. I went in
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 16: the bidet just because I.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: Was like day the animal. Yeah, So it was all bad.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: That was like I think my worst boo emergency. Sorry
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 5: everybody listening by the way, Wow, And it was an epic.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: I carry around amodium like yeah does that work? Ye?
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 15: So do I?
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah it works man the UK does Lucy. Yeah. The
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 5: bag of the bag of over the counters that I
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 5: keep in my in my pocket.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 8: I always have.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 6: Look, I got some advill in there. I have the
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 6: kind I got advil. I got some uh in, a
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 6: histamine like anti allergy thing. I have a day quill,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 6: and I have some emodiums.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 7: You are prepared.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's it's coming to Andy before for people in
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 6: this in this room, you're welcome. All right, it's time
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 6: for Radio's most immature game, today's dumb ass contest.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 5: It's time for yes, yes, all right.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 6: So radio most immature Game works this way. I have
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 6: sent everybody home with an ongoing assignment. Whenever you feel good,
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 6: one bruin, get that phone ready and capture its sound,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 6: the sound it makes, and then send it over to me.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 6: And I keep a whole list of them here in
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 6: a file, and then we make a little game out
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 6: of it. Your job, as the contestant is to guess
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 6: whose gas it is. And because Jeff in the situation,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 6: we've included him in the mix.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 6: So it's thank you, Woody, Gina, Greg Menace, Sea Bass
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 6: or Jeff g Guess whose gas? Those are your options?
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 6: Eight seven seven forty four, Woody. I'd say seven seven
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 6: forty four Woody. And let's go right to the phones
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 6: and say hi to Sandy. Hi, Sandy, how are you?
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 5: I'm good?
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 6: How are you?
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: We're ready to play Radio's most immature game. Are you ready?
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 9: I am ready?
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 6: Well, okay, I got the I got the example. All
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 6: ready to go, and when you're ready to hear it,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 6: say hit.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 4: Me, hit me?
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 6: All right, shit's so small?
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah h ah yeah yeah right, all right, So the.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 6: The options are Woody, Greg Menace, Sea Bass or Jeff G.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 5: Guess Who's gas. I'm gonna go with Greg show me
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: Greg Gory.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah it is not Greg. So Greg is off
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 6: the table, but thank you for the call. Let's say
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 6: hi to Gustavo. Hey, Gustavo. Ah right, we're playing guess
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 6: whose gas? When you're ready, say hit me hit me?
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 6: So your options are Woody, Gina Menace, Sea Bass or
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 6: Jeff G.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 5: Guess who's gas. I'll go with Gina show me Gina grad.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 5: Thank you, Gestavo. Let's say hi to you. Jeff, Hi, Jeff, Hey,
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 5: how you doing.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 6: We're playing guess whose gas? When you're ready, say hit me.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 8: Hit me? All right?
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 6: Your options remaining Woody Menace, Sea Bass or another Jeff
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 6: Jeff G.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 5: Guess Who's gas.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna say Sea Bass, show me Sea Bass.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: No it is it is not Sea Bass.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 5: Let's go to Julie. Hi, Julie, good morning. We're playing
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 5: guess whose gas?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 8: Are you ready?
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 16: Yes?
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 5: I am say hit me, hit me.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 6: We're getting down to the nitty gritty. Here your options
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 6: Woody Menace or Jeff G. Jeff G show me Jeff G.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 5: Hi, Julie, thank you for the call. I appreciate it.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 5: Let's say hi to one Hey one one, Hey, Hey,
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 5: we're playing bro. He doesn't want to he can't wait.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 5: He wants it, he needs it, he has to have it.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 5: All right, here we go.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's down to Woody or Menace. You're saying what
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 6: he is at your final answer?
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 8: Woody, that's my final answer.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: Show me Woody. Sorry about that one.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 5: This is the easy putt. You just gotta like tap
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 5: it in, you know what I'm saying.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 6: Let's say hi to Mike Mike, Mike, Hey, all right,
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 6: we're playing guests whose gas?
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: When you're ready to say hit me?
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 8: Hit me?
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 6: All right, Mike, if you've been paying attention, should be
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 6: very easy. Guess who's gas?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I think it's Menace, show me Menace.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 26: All right.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 6: Congratulations Mike, you're the winner of video's most immature game.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 6: Guess who's gas?
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 5: By anyone?
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: Though?
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 5: Are you trying to hold it in?
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm just trying to keep it discreet. Well, baby, dude,
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 7: I should have recorded my dog all day yesterday and
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 7: my little one Chimmy dude, she was rhythmum all hard
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 7: and so long and so loud. I should have submitted that.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, tickets.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 6: You're being a well Mike, Congratulations winner of Guess Whose Gas?
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 6: That is something to certainly to be proud of, certainly
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 6: a life accomplishment.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, tell your friends exactly.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 6: All right, man, hang on a second, we'll get all
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 6: your information. That's how you play Guess Whose Gas. I
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 6: was thinking about you see a bass. Oh you know,
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 6: if he had gotten on to city council, he could
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 6: have been a victim to the kind of stuff that
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 6: he does on a regular basis. You know, people go
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 6: into these city council meetings and they do, you know,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 6: stuff just to just to be cute and stuff.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 23: I think I think that stuff's mostly gone away mostly.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 23: There was one we had a we had a clipn
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 23: we Jeff, we have that that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 6: So he was dressed as a giant bong nice and
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 6: he named himself Bong Julio, and he went to the
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 6: city council meeting and yeah, here I have a little
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 6: clip of that here, but as we get into the
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 6: weekend audio.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 27: Yes, my name is bong Hoolio. The spelling of that
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 27: is b o ng h l e o and this
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 27: is my baby bong Holito in.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 9: New Jersey community meeting quickly went off the rails.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 20: Sir, just so that you know, it's difficult for us
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 20: to hear you with that background.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 27: I can't hear in this thing anyway, so I don't
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 27: know what you're saying.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 7: So in high school I was part of the local
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 7: community thing where we had to broadcast these and you
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 7: just get your slated time and you can literally just
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 7: say whatever you want. Yeah, So legally they have to
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 7: give him that time.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 5: And unfortunately people like this are still getting attention, which
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 5: is sad.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 8: How would you deal with it as a council member?
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 5: You sit there tognore it. Yeah, thank you, thank you
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 5: for talking.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 6: Appreciate it because you've got to give them their time, right, Yeah,
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 6: I mean yeah, legally, how much time do you get
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 6: to do something like that?
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 5: Here's but here's the way to deal with it.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 8: Greg.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 5: Is you like when someone does this and you're like,
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 5: oh god, that's not funny, Oh god, oh god, you
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 5: never you never reference it. You never played it anywhere else.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 5: You just let it die.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 7: You don't encourage them again.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 6: But I thought, like, you know, how weird would it be.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 6: It'd be like if somebody ended up cart narking the
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 6: cart narc or you know, if he was on city council.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 6: Although I mean, you know that's the council job. Sounds
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 6: like it's going to pay pretty well, it'd be I'd
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 6: sit there through bongholio, no problem for that kind of.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 5: But then you go to work to pay these city
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 5: council people to sit through this.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, when I went to these meetings, there would always
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 7: be the same person talking about bicycles.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 6: All The vast majority is the local cranks. Yeah, you
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 6: get the occasional super unfunny guy like that guy, but
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 6: the vast.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 5: Majority is local just old weirdos.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 6: Let's check in with well, maybe a future city councilman
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 6: you might give it another run, right, Yeah.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 5: You know it's it's there's again. There's there's so much
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 5: red tape and bureaucracy, and that'll be one of my
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 5: many platforms. Yes, all right, well let's check in with
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 5: him now for the Week in Audio, A lot of
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 5: music stuff this week and Sammy Billy Joel news.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 6: Yes, is that your favorite Billy Joel more than like
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 6: Alanis Morsett or anybody else.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, if I was going to guess, it would have
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 6: been Billy Joel for Sammy.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 5: Now, Samue'll tell you that Billy Joel hasn't made any
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 5: real new music in thirty three years since here this
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 5: guy Rick Biato telling him. Why.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 26: When I got to the end of writing River of Dreams,
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 26: I felt like I was done thinking about what am
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 26: I going to do next? Wait a minute, I've got
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 26: to sit down and write a whole new album's worth
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 26: of songs.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 7: I didn't want to do it.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 9: I like, when you can be that rich that you're
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 9: just like, I'm good like whatever.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 5: However how old he was then, forty eight or whatever,
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 5: he's like, yeah, think about it.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 11: If you remember a couple of years ago, he did
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 11: come out with the new song called Turn the Lights
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 11: Back On, but that was a song that he wrote
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 11: way back in the day.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's too hard to write songs now. I saw
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 5: more of that interview.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 6: He made a really good point, and he said to
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 6: all these like legend artists, you know, like, uh, you
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 6: know whatever, they call legacy artists, not legend artist. Legacy artists.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 6: You're not doing yourself any favors by releasing new music.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 6: You you dilute your legacy. Yes, because people like it's like,
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 6: oh man, another crappy whatever album, another crappy whatever song.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 5: People wanted the songs that made you who you are.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 5: That's what people wanted from you.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 6: At this point. They're not looking for you to release
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 6: new stuff, right.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 9: Because nobody were disappointed than a fan who goes to
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 9: a concert and here's all new songs.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 6: Especially when you go to an artist who's got a billion,
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 6: huge hit songs and it's like another new song.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 7: I agree with you one thousand percent. But look who's
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 7: number one on the charts right now, Madonna. Yeah, but
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 7: it doesn't mean that doesn't mean it's good.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 5: That's fair. Like when at some point do you just
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 5: like to somebody from you know, does Rick Rubin come
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 5: to you and say you need to stop now?
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 6: The charts work now is just because people are like, oh,
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 6: they check it out, It doesn't mean that they actually
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 6: like it. Doesn't mean it has any kind of staying power.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 6: It doesn't mean it's going to be in there.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 7: With material girl and last night, I was looking on
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 7: Billboard one hundred and what year is this is Madonna?
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 6: Number one and number four? Michael Jackson. It's because it's
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 6: no longer on streams. Yes, streaming.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 5: It's not based on record sales and radio players, which
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 5: is highly or was I should say, highly influenced by
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 5: industry insiders.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 8: And along those lines, would you, I hate it when
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 8: you go to like one of these legacy acts and
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 8: they either do a different version of their song where
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 8: they do some stupid drops. Oh yeah, I don't like that,
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 8: and I hate it, probably the only one who hates
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 8: it when they invite Oh, look at this twelve year
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 8: old you can drum, let's have him drum? No, I didn't.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 5: This week, And it fully sets up the next clip.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 5: Who di is this is a a an artist or
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 5: group you sure as hell know who has a new
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 5: song out in the past week or so is called
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 5: covered in you? That's Gregory Bonus points there's another major
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 5: musical artist featured in here. If you could figure out
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 5: who it is, it's not a hold on on the
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 5: level of long Stone, is it?
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 9: Is it Paul McCartney doing what singing?
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 5: You know, playing the BASSA I was just saying for
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 5: like another vocals or something.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 8: This is their new album that Robert Smith is on
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 8: a track.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 5: To dude, Robert Smith looks like a friggin corpse. I
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 5: saw video.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 6: Look still sounds really good. Yeah, like if you close
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 6: your eye, just don't open your eyes, like but he
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 6: sat he sounds really good.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 5: But I'm good.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 17: God.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 6: Remember Greg, you were talking about like, you know, you
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 6: know somebody who died, You wonder what they look like today.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 5: They think died ten years ago.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 8: They've been buried.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 6: Like he looks like he died ten years ago and
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 6: someone dug him up and put him on stage.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 8: Died ten years ago, yet gained a lot of weight.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, all the other gases and bloating the build up
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 6: in the body. There was an article I just saw
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 6: it said, uh uh, Mick Jagger talks, you know, talks
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 6: about getting old. But it was like, what do you mean,
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 6: what do you mean getting old?
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 8: Been old?
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 5: Guys? You go back to the nineties. They were making
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 5: jokes about retirement tours of the Rolling Stones forty years ago.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, and we talked about algorithms. I don't know
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 8: what's up with my algorithm?
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 8: Jagger?
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 5: Well, maybe because the clips like this. Here he is
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 5: he's telling a Conan O'Brien as he is doing the
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 5: rounds for promotion for this album about the worst piece
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 5: of advice he got from a terrible human being goes
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 5: by the name of John Lennon.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 27: Remember John telling me, yeah, you know she never made
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 27: your heroes, I would never meet Elvis make if I
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 27: you he's fascinating it And.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 8: So I didn't.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 5: I took Jon's advice, yeah, which was really stupid, O
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 5: me man.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 6: So he never met Wow, Mick Jagger never met Elvis.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 5: That's weird because John Lennon, life and child abuser and
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 5: philanderer told him not to.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 8: Well, apparently the reasoning behind that was John Lennon when
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 8: he flew to America the second they landed, the first
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 8: thing he said, I want to meet Elvis and they
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 8: arranged it, and I guess it wasn't a pleasant experience.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 5: This week in audio, another example of who this give
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 5: a clue? A younger band, in this case new song
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 5: Rattle the Cage, Rattle the Cage.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 8: Who is.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 5: Death cab for cuting? I mean it sounds like metallic
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 5: You're right, it does.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 6: But it's not.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 5: It doesn't sound like Metallica.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 6: I would say the sounds like static x right.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 5: The vote these instrumentation does sound like some Metallica that
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 5: the vocals are wrong. Uh, it's kind of like it.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 5: I kind of like it. Should like it what he.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 8: Will love it. It's not disturbed nelp And you said
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 8: they're younger then the really stuff everyone who is it.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 13: Raw?
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 5: So I don't hate it, I said, I don't hate it.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 5: It's crowdier than he was in the nineties.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: I like it.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, Nickelback gets unjustified hate.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 8: Absolutely they do.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 5: It's cool to hate on it, you know, I get it.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 5: We've all heard the jokes. But the jokes Nickelback sucks well, no.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 6: Like they're they're the butt of like you know, like, yeah,
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 6: there's just a ton of the well they were the butt.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 5: Rock is the genre for folks that know, it's the
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 5: it's the it's the like what Gene just kind of
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 5: mentioned there. The sound that's that's hard heavy metal, right
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 5: hard rock. But it's the growley affectation on the voice
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 5: that the growling through your through your lower vocal cords
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 5: is why they and other bands like it, like with
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 5: that affectation trying to sound hard.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 8: Nickel was the butt of most jokes slash.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 5: Of course Nickel.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 8: Doesn't get that.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 5: I mean he growls. He's thing that that that growls.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 7: There's there's a lot of They found the origin of
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 7: why Nickelback got all the hate because, uh, some comedian
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 7: on Comedy Central like made a little bit of a
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 7: joke about it, and then they made that a promo
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 7: that played like one hundred thousand times on TV, which
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 7: put it out into the public.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 6: Kind of spread around kind of yeah, poison poisoned the
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 6: well yeah.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 8: True, Well the bank account is laughing at all of us.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 5: Kid, they played the County Fair all right, Greg, one
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 5: more for you?
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 8: Who this? All right?
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 5: Who this?
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 5: I know who it is?
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 17: I got it?
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 5: Adam Lambert.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 4: Yes it is.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 7: Like dude, we played Adam Lambert songs before on this station.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 7: I'm not telling anybody who it was, and people liked it.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 7: The second they find out is Adam Lambert.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 5: They're like, oh, never mind, Okay, this is good.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 6: But if I if I had a choice between a
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 6: song that sounds like this and a song that sounds
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 6: like this, I'm taking this.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 7: I like.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 8: But if I had to choose, I'm going at him.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 8: I don't hate Adam Lambert.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 6: I could, and there are I like a lot of
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 6: different stuff I'm saying.
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  Speaker 5: But if it came down to it, if I had
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  Speaker 5: to choose one over the other, I would take this
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  Speaker 5: all down. I could listen to more of Adam Labert
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  Speaker 5: for longer than I could listen to that. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 5: you're just not as angry as a person. Disclosure. I
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 5: was mega into not nickel back, but heavy metal and
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 5: it was fifteen sixteen. Yeah, but you can only be
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 5: so angry for so long.
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  Speaker 8: People.
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  Speaker 5: It's not about being it. I like the energy of it.
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  Speaker 5: I like, you know, like the rips, like the I
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  Speaker 5: think all that stuff. This is good. Like this is
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 5: like I don't know, am I a spa.
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  Speaker 8: It's a little gay, ye, which is odd because Adam
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  Speaker 8: so is not.
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  Speaker 6: I'm more of the weekend audio coming up next.
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  Speaker 5: Second. So, a pair of.
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  Speaker 8: Nuns in Brazil. All they didn't get along, they were
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  Speaker 8: forced to work together. They ended up getting pretty close.
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  Speaker 8: They both quit the convent, went lesbo for each other
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  Speaker 8: and got married.
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  Speaker 6: About clams back into the convent, fuzz bumping for Jesus,
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  Speaker 6: I got it all right?
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  Speaker 8: What is it bad habits.
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  Speaker 6: All right, Welcome back and right back into the week.
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  Speaker 5: In audio play, a very easy version of who's in
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  Speaker 5: the wrong here. This is a woman who is in
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 5: a Jersey Mike's in the Baltimore area and she wants
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 5: a free birthday sandwich. You are entitled too, you are
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  Speaker 5: if you are signed up on the app and the
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  Speaker 5: blah blah blah blah blah. You like you have to
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  Speaker 5: be like a you know, I have to have all
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  Speaker 5: that stuff and then they'll send you a coupon via
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  Speaker 5: the app. You can't just walk it, get it?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, forget well, I want to sandwich shop app.
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  Speaker 5: This Reportedly, this lady's reply was not I get it,
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 5: I'm out whatever. She just demanded the sandwich.
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  Speaker 6: Well, she is a baltimoren well as as she is
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 6: a Baltimore Onian. And as the these always happened. The
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  Speaker 6: video picks up after something bad has happened. She claims
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 6: that the employee has told her basically the f off
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 6: and this is their end, and it goes.
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  Speaker 19: Like this, get okay, yeah Jerseys, thank you, yeah, brocast
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  Speaker 19: He's starting ten dollars because it's my birthday and I
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  Speaker 19: asked your birthday I'm on his side.
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  Speaker 5: I'm on his side.
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  Speaker 8: They're both.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 5: I love that man, but why do they talk like
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 5: that when you're broke? Ass? Get the f on?
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 8: I love it.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 5: I'm on his side one thousand percent. Yeah, he just said,
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 5: I've had enough, stop it, quit it, get the flut please,
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 5: and thank.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 9: Yeah you didn't thank you.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 6: You didn't pay for something and then didn't get it
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 6: or whatever. So you've paid the money and didn't get No,
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 6: you're asking for something for free.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 5: That's your birthday. I guarantee his get the fl wasn't
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 5: response to oh, would you please make an exception for me?
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 5: You can tell that that's a man who's had enough. Yep.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 5: Well she she's she's not done. Neither is he.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 6: It's like, bitch, it's a minimum wage job. What do
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 6: you think I'm going to put up with here?
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 20: Why you lose your job?
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 13: Look?
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 8: Got the door? Come on right?
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 20: Not saying anything to you? And why do you lose
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 20: your job?
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 5: David bro Wait, the boyfriend's there.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 9: He's probably an outside the door.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 5: Apparently he will get it.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 9: He doesn't want any part of this.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 8: I get it.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 6: If you guys ever fellas if you guys ever had
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 6: a a girlfriend, a girlfriend who their mouth is getting
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 6: them in trouble, and you know they expect you to
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 6: be able to back them up or end up handling
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 6: things physically if it becomes a problem. Man, I I
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 6: had this mouthy girlfriend at one point, real mouthy like that,
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, because my wife knows when the shut up,
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 6: shell mouth off. Later, like when in the car, like
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 6: what was with that bitch in line at the grocery store? Meanwhile,
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 6: this X of mine, we'd be standing there in line,
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 6: right behind the person who she's mad at, and she'd
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 6: be like, well, apparently some big fat bitches don't know.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 8: Bud. I'm like.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 6: In the and the and yeah, and the boyfriend the
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 6: husband to be there, And finally I'm like I started
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 6: speaking up and go, hey, I'm not getting in a
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 6: fight for you when you're running your mouth. And I
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 6: said that out loud, like hey, whatever you start, you
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 6: will have to finish. Don't don't sign me up for
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 6: your war. I'm not interested in looking.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 5: Guys. You gotta stop putting in these girls to teach.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 19: Them, just like no, yeah, yeah, watch you lose your
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 19: job at the door, come on right, not saying anything
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 19: to you, And why do you lose your job, David
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 19: broke gass Is on my birthday.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 20: This's time I get treated on my birthday at Jersey Night.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 20: And you're going to have a whole lot. You got
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 20: the right one to play with a.
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  Speaker 4: Whole lot.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 5: Jersey mics.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 8: I gotta say they're both kind of composed. They're not
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 8: freaking out.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's no one's fighting and throwing his son changing
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 5: like it. I mean, you can't.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 6: I don't know what you because yes, he did the
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 6: right thing, but the wrong way.
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  Speaker 9: But also, like when it's your birthday, like you you
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 9: wait for people to say happy birthday, Oh thank you
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  Speaker 9: very much. You don't go looking for fights in the
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 9: name of your own birthday.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 7: To get a sandwich.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 5: This week and audio Keith Hernandez, he's on s Y
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 5: and Why calling the Mets games and you got a
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 5: lot of time in a baseball game, and he just
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 5: goes off on how none of his kids are going
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 5: to give him like grandkids and how is one the
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 5: one kid that did isn't related to him?
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 6: I follow if you can follow this all right, Keith Hernandez.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 8: Jesse, my oldest has two kids. She's my adoptive daughter.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 8: So she's not in my line.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 5: So my two in their forties, they're not going to
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 5: have kids. I won't go in to one of them.
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  Speaker 8: That's not going to happen. Rig it's just fizzled up.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 8: It just seems like a terrible waste.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 9: Is he nuts?
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 5: Now he's joking, so he's got a lighthearted approach to it.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 9: But what did he say about his adopted.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 5: I know that it doesn't continue the blood line. And
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 5: he went on to say that, yes, he considers her
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 5: kids his grandkids bubbles. Yeah, but it's not it's not
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 5: the bloodline.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 7: Is there's like a conversation you have when you're drunk.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the pitch clock has quickened baseball games, there's still
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 5: a lot of downtime. Yeah, care Greg, Greg, you.
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  Speaker 8: Have this problem. I have this problem.
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  Speaker 5: You're the last.
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  Speaker 8: I will be the very loud last unless said my
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 8: old age.
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  Speaker 5: It's not gonna happen.
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  Speaker 8: It's not gonna happen. It's over. It ends here.
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  Speaker 5: There's no one last, the last stop on the gory
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  Speaker 5: tra sorry world. You got plenty will be no more.
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  Speaker 5: Have plenty of listeners that would have And I told
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 5: you get a half Caucasian, half half a Spanic woman.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 5: So that so that like you being Caucasian and Mario
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  Speaker 5: being Hispanic, the baby will be closer to so cute
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  Speaker 5: exactly to.
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  Speaker 8: Care for it. I know that's.
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  Speaker 5: What if it's a girl. Do you want a girl, Gina,
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  Speaker 5: I'll take a girl.
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  Speaker 8: Okay?
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 5: This week and audio game? What is your original game? Actually,
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  Speaker 5: no one else can do this. If they do, they
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  Speaker 5: get sued like the Jersey Mix' lady how they OUI?
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  Speaker 5: How do they out so late? Her name is Asha
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 5: Gilbert and she hurt herself doing this.
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  Speaker 8: Sounds like water.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, he's gonna keep it going water. I think it's
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 9: like beads or something.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's also the sounds like a pipe walked through
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  Speaker 6: a glass door, a.
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  Speaker 9: Bunch of beads inside broke.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, she slipped and then try to grab something and
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  Speaker 7: it broke.
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm going she broke. She broke a pipe. And
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 5: now like you think it's water, correct, the winter is Gregory.
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  Speaker 8: It is water.
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  Speaker 9: Oh it doesn't sound like war because well you.
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  Speaker 5: Can also see the title of the clip, greg Gory.
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  Speaker 5: She was trying to pull dance in her living room,
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  Speaker 5: which then it's one of the screw screw tight ones.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, and she.
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  Speaker 5: Has right there a sprinkler, you know, like the fire
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  Speaker 5: apartment style ones that breaks her release and then when
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  Speaker 5: the when the pole slips, it cracks right through that.
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  Speaker 6: And god, oh yeah, I definitely got water from whatever
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  Speaker 6: her name is. Tries pole dancing, that's what he named it.
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  Speaker 5: The clip cheater cheaters.
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  Speaker 8: A lot more than we have over.
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  Speaker 5: Here, should say, still very popular amongst the other the
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  Speaker 5: old female crowd. It is aerials as well. They love
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  Speaker 5: the silks. They love climbing up.
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  Speaker 7: At it too.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, they're good at getting an Instagram photo. It
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 5: doesn't really do much for you. Well, there's the Week
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 5: in Audio Everybody.
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  Speaker 6: Show, and we're into another hour here on this throwback Thursday,
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  Speaker 6: Greg Miss Gina grad and ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
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  Speaker 5: It is the Pride of Pacoima.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 6: He's the senior vice president of the managing partner of
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 6: Club Turn Up, El Presidente and the newest Nick Dame.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 6: Atted to his very very cluttered business card.
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  Speaker 5: So long, it's it's too tim everybody. Yeah, yeah, dude,
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 5: how are you.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 7: Oh, I'm so good.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 6: It's great to see It's always good to see you, guys.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 6: I feel like it's been very busy and I haven't
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 6: had a lot of Tim time.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 5: I know I felt that way too.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 21: Yeah, And then and then correct that, and then it
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 21: hurt when you were like, I don't even know where
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 21: your office is.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 6: Wow, they made they made Tim move offices.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 8: How many times have you moved offices?
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 23: Uh?
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  Speaker 5: Six?
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 8: At least six times?
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 5: I actually did. Yeah, this last move, I was like,
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 5: how many times have I look at it?
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 8: When you were right by our ow? Yeah?
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 5: Remember when I was on the fifth floor.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 6: In the twelve years that we've been here, he's moved
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 6: twelve times. Yeast, it seems it seems that way.
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  Speaker 5: It seems that way.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 6: Well, Tim, We have some questions from the people that
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 6: have been sending us the questions either on the text
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 6: over to two to nine eighty seven. Of course, we'll
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 6: get the feedback of the questions on email, email at
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 6: the Woodies Show dot com and a lot of people
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 6: in the comments and stuff when we post the videos
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 6: on our YouTube speaking which.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 5: Have you gotten any any more feedback to share with us?
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 21: You know, first of all, I will say you are right,
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 21: A lot of people are really enjoying this segment, and
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 21: I appreciate all of you. Really, I think the only feedback,
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 21: like most of it all has been positive. Yeah, I
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 21: would love to revisit last week's about the work wife.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 21: Oh yeah, I mean people are like, dude, you can't
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 21: even work wif Like people truly called me out on
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 21: like the word work wife, and you actually called it
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 21: out perfectly.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 5: You hate how it's called work wife. The term gret
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 5: is like the word the term pop up.
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  Speaker 8: I hate day.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 5: There's a pop up this weekend, temporary, it's planned, it.
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  Speaker 8: Didn't pop up.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 5: So I mean to clear that up.
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  Speaker 6: I mean there is a difference. They talked about work
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 6: wife and co worker. Just because someone's a co worker
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 6: who's a female, does that make them your work wife
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 6: you work closely on a project or like on the
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 6: like sammy my work wife and my.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 8: Work wife better.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 5: Co worker.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 6: Implied your best Okay, I think No, I don't like
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 6: the way it was applied because the application is just
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 6: because someone is the opposite sex and you work with them,
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 6: that they are your work husband, your work wife. That
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 6: is not that is not the case the work wife.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 6: I think the example was where we the text.
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  Speaker 22: Yeah, they brought food, left person taking caretaking care, not
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 22: that you can't care about them as a person because oh,
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 22: yes you are friends with them or whatever.
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  Speaker 6: That's different. I think there is a line. I agree,
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 6: I agree.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 21: I think the other word is side piece also also true.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 21: I mean, Greg, you know the way you said, what's
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 21: a better word? Like I like to call people who
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 21: I work with that close, like my right hand man,
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 21: my right girl, like nobody who is always next?
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 5: It's that because she uses her right hand on you
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 5: as she's really good at that sound.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 9: I got an ambidexter as a girl.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that chacks my south Paul right there. I bring
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 6: heck On days i'm feeling funky, I bring the south
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 6: Paul in.
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  Speaker 8: You know I like that, Tim right hand?
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah for sure?
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 6: All right, so you ready to go this week's questions Jeff?
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 6: You have the questions there, Tim. First question is, all right, Tim,
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 6: tell the truth? Who is a better cook your mom
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 6: or your wife? Who is a better cook your mom
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 6: or your wife? And you have to tell the truth.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 8: Easy.
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  Speaker 5: I'm guessing the.
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  Speaker 8: Uh all right, man?
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 5: Mark really stuck?
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 5: Everybody goy guesses.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 6: Also, I think I think Tim is just gonna stick
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 6: with his mom. I think the wife understands. I think
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 6: the mom might take a little bit more offense. What
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 6: you base all your current opinions.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 5: Now in my in my situation, neither one of them
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 5: would be offended.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 6: Like my wife self admittedly is a terrible cook, and
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 6: she doesn't enjoy it is that she doesn't take any
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 6: pride in it. It's not a source of like anything
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 6: satisfaction for her at all. She would love it, she
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 6: never had to do it again, so she wouldn't be offended.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 6: And my mom will be like, I know how to
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 6: make three things. You know, she's also a person doesn't
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 6: because she worked all the time and she didn't She
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 6: didn't really have any kind of interest in it either.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 6: So I'm gonna no loose situations saying that. Now that said,
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 6: I will say my my mom is a better cook
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 6: because she makes more things from scratch on her own,
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 6: with her own recipe kind of stuff than my wife does.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 6: My wife can assemble whatever you give her a recipe for,
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 6: but my mom has more like her chicken palm is
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 6: really good, you know, different things that she's a beef
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 6: strogan off, she does really well.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 5: Different things like that. So I'm going mom For Tim's answer.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 9: I think Tim knows who he's going home to, and
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 9: absolutely his.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 14: Wife is better.
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 5: Okay, all right.
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 8: Also, I said, mom, just frame of reference, nostalgia, everything
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 8: you based today's opinions on. Oh, that's how mom used
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 8: to make.
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, menace, I'm going white.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 7: We don't know if his mom was a good cook
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 7: or not. And then I mean, I'm sure it's like
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 7: really far removed from when he had his mom's cooking.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 6: It just depends on I think it just depends on
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 6: who's going to be more offended. Yeah, all right, It's
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 6: not who's an actual better cook or not. I think
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 6: it's like, you know, who do you say? And that
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 6: in that situation, Sammy.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 5: I also said, Mom, oh wait, hold on, the question
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 5: wasn't who's a better kisser?
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 13: Now what?
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we're not trying to guess who is better kicking?
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 11: No, I'm not getting Okay, I'm going with that. He's
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 11: gonna say his mom again because I think that was
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 11: his frame of reference. I think that his wife probably
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 11: is a very good cook, and maybe because of that,
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 11: it reminded him of his mom.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 5: But I think his mom's the og. Okay.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 6: Whenever I see Tim posting pictures of things that they're eating.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 6: A lot of the times it's like outside grill stuff,
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 6: and that's that's Tim's domain.
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 5: That's Tim's domain.
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 6: Now, what's the reason behind that is because you can't
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 6: cook or she doesn't really like to cook it?
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 5: We don't know. We'll find out, Jeff.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 16: G Tim is a very smart man, and if he's
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 16: smart in this situation, he will say his wife, his wife, yeah,
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 16: because he doesn't want to catch any heat when he
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 16: gets home.
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 5: I think I'm not. I don't even care who cooks better.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 5: I care about your well being.
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 6: Let me ask you that question. Who's a better cook?
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 5: Your mom? Oh my mom? This isn't my segment, but
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 5: that's okay.
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 9: So the vere is split fifty to fifty.
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 5: It really is Tim. Here we are while I love
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 5: my mom and she is the og. I will say, dude,
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 5: my wife, she gets down?
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 6: Wife, Yeah, what's her what's her best what's her best dish?
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 5: I was afraid you were gonna ask that.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 21: She's got a lot and she has learned so much
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 21: over the twenty five years we've been married. I'm gonna
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 21: say in LaaS with her Mexican rice is probably my favorite.
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 5: And also I wouldn't look the way I look.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 21: If she was a bad cook. You know what I'm saying,
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 21: Like I eat really really well, really well.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, keep cool.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 6: You see those videos online where it's like, uh, you know,
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 6: some wife is like showing off how she gets up
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 6: super early before the sun comes up to get her
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 6: husband's lunch together, and she's like packing this like really
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 6: nice looking lunch.
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 5: I'm like, wow, oh yeah, absolutely, and then.
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 6: She's got the breakfast ready to go from where he
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 6: gets up, he puts it in his truck.
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 5: And then goes off to the work side or something like. Man,
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 5: that's a that's like something you only see in media
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 5: videos and movie movies.
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 9: That's not true, Is it your wife pack your lunch?
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 6: I will imagine my wife setting her alarm so she
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 6: can guys, you guys all know my wife, but your
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 6: hours also blow.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 8: That's true.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 5: So there's that.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 21: But I will say Veronica does not pack me a lunch.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 21: But she's a teacher, so she's off right now. For
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 21: two and a half months, she I will say, eighty
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 21: five percent of every day she.
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 8: Wakes up and makes breakfast, and she could she could
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 8: lay in bad. She is a great.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 5: Sleeper that she could sleep for sure. Question number two
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 5: for t O Tim.
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 16: All right, the whole purpose of this segment is to
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 16: you know, cross cultures and learned right from other cultures.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 16: So THEO Tim, what is something you are guaranteed to
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 16: find in a Mexican household?
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 16: So think about all the things that are in the
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 16: Mexican house in the within those four walls.
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 5: What is something you are guaranteed to find a couple
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 5: couple of things. The only one that comes to mind, mm,
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 5: I think it's Jesu.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 8: It's so broad.
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, I got an answer.
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, Well I'll start while you're put Jesus statue,
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 6: just repping Jesus in some way, shape or form, whether
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 6: it's like I feel like every time I walk into
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 6: a Mexican household, there's some representation, whether it's a crucifix
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 6: on the wall, maybe it's the Jesus candle or you know,
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 6: something like that, it's rep in Christ in some way shape.
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I agree, I put painting of Jesus, painting of
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 9: Jesus Christ.
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 8: I was thinking along what you said was candle, but
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 8: candle Jesus candle but whatever? All right now.
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 7: Jesus does get a lot of shouts.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 5: But I'm with my line.
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 6: Then, what what did you say recently? You said that
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 6: Jesus is hot or something like that, is.
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 7: Up up but in a Mexican household, you know who?
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 7: I see a lot more Guadaloupe and I cannot sell yep,
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 7: that's exactly loope all day.
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 5: Let's get the spelling right.
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 8: What do you put there? Not not to g A
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 8: U d a U y u p A.
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so there is there is you know, Jesus is
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 5: up in there, but up in there.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 9: They put across so the lines.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, Jeff g same as Menace the Vehican?
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 8: Y okay? What Tim?
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 5: Sorry? I mean I do have all of those answers,
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 5: but the one I went with, none of us are right.
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 5: I went with vix Vapo. Rah explained this to us.
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 21: Every time you're sick, uh, you gotta rub vix vapor
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 21: rub on your chest and magically you will feel better.
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 9: I did not know that.
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 21: I mean, it's in every household. Don't don't get me wrong,
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 21: but I'm just telling you, Like, every time I was sick,
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 21: it would be like, oh, you gotta rub victy. But
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 21: in true in true h Latino fashion. I also said
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 21: crucifix and akumari. I mean those are these are all
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 21: things that guaranteed are in Mexicano hostle for sure.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 6: So my buddy, his in laws are like fresh out
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 6: the boat Russian, you know. And when the kids, his
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 6: kids were little, they would come over and if they
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 6: weren't feeling well, they would chop up onions and they
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 6: would rub vics on the bottoms of the kid's feet,
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 6: put onions in their socks, and then put the socks
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 6: on because the onions and the vix together helped draw
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 6: and there because I said, what is that about.
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 5: A minute? And the big put on a souk is
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 5: also big with Filipinos are the Latino agents.
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 6: It reminds me of like when Elmer Fudd would have
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 6: bugs Bunny in the pots, sprinkling onions and the kids
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 6: in the crib and there's sprinkling onions and stuff around
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 6: the crib and in the crib and in the socks
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 6: and everything else, like a you gotta prepare this kid.
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, true. And when you have a stomachache, it's seven
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 5: up right, that's it. Those are all right, Well, there
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 5: you go. That is this week's round of t o Tim. Yeah,
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 5: oh yeah. If you have a question for a future.
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 6: Round, any question you think you like Tim the answer,
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 6: you can send us a text over to to to
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 6: ninety seven. You can email to us email at the
• 1:54:44
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• 1:54:47
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• 1:54:49
  Speaker 13: Do it.
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 6: Up in the club Throwback Thursday. Back in the day,
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 6: Tim here was an actual club DJ. It'spenning all these songs.
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 6: So we figured, you know what, what a better person
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 6: who more qualified than Tim?
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 3: No one?
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 6: And this is one of the things that Tim and
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 6: I bonded over when we first started here and started
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 6: doing Throwback Thursday and playing these club tracks, is that
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 6: Tim and I would just sit there and brain summer
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 6: a bunch of I'm like, you.
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 5: Know what, I'm just gonna put you in charge this.
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 5: You know what it's coming out he's been doing. I
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 5: don't even know how many years it's been now it's
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 5: been actually, I don't even know that. I have no
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 5: idea a long time.
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 6: We can look back Greg Keels tracking, I'll get on it.
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 5: He does.
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 6: He has like an archive of every conversation we've ever had.
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 6: He could tell us what day and what time had happened?
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 6: Are you the Woody Show? Wikipedia?
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 8: Kind of? Yeah, kind of. I mean it's like maybe
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 8: one thing I might be good at.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna look because he's the best note taker always. Wait, no,
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 5: he really does. He has.
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 6: He has like the notes from every conversation. When it happened,
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 6: What day?
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 5: What time?
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 8: Oh? Yeah, yeah, okay, so I think it's been if
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 8: my notes are correct. March of twenty seventeen.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 6: Well, that sounds about right, Soge of twenty seventeen.
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what does it say in your not What did
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 5: your note say?
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 8: It just says up in the clurb out here brothers
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 8: boom boom boom.
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 5: Sound sounds about right?
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 4: Correct?
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 5: Does that sound right? I mean it sounds like something
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 5: I would say. The year sounds about right. Yeah, ninety.
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 8: Seventeen, nine years, Yeah, we were here.
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 5: We were here at that point three years, yes, yeah,
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 5: in here three years. Wait a minute, I know that's wild.
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 8: So I told you he's got every note. Oh and
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 8: on that first club day, Wait, what did I say?
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 8: I talked about going to Red Robin and having an
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 8: actual good experience.
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 5: That might be what that might be fun? You know,
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 5: every week, Greg like when Tim comes in whenever.
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 6: He came to get around him, you can tell him
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 6: what song he went with on that day, like he
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 6: menace likes this the day of history stuff.
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 5: And what we talked about on.
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 8: The show that day at eight fifty that morning talking
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 8: about Tupac all right, and it was Celine Dion's birthday
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 8: that day. Let's see.
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 5: Why do you have this information? Was the big thing
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 5: that we did, like on the show that day. Was
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 5: there like a like a cart narks or anything.
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 8: Like that, you know, something like that some celebrity death. Okay,
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 8: George Michael got buried? Oh okay, yeah, Oh we did
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 8: a round of oh really okay, GPS technology has given
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 8: us a worse sense of direction. Oh, let's see what
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 8: else did we talk about?
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 15: Oh?
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 8: One of our topics was who's the shadiest person you've
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 8: ever dated? Yeah? And then uh looked at the headlines
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 8: Eric Clapton's birthday.
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 5: Okay, red neck news. I'm sure it was in there.
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 8: Red neck news. Yeah. New Hampshire couple arguing loudly police come.
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 8: Boyfriend tries to hold off the cops by holding a
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 8: shotgun to them, while the girlfriend threatens to poop in
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 8: the cops. There you go.
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 5: I told you he was a good note. So has
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 5: anybody ever like question like you know how you go?
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 7: Like?
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 5: I never said that before.
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 8: I never said that. Greg's like, hold off, let me
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 8: let me look us up. If the keyword thing is working, Yeah,
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 8: we can find basically anyway.
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's cool.
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 8: It's cool. So nine years, nine year, just over nine years, all.
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 5: Right, So we're we going up to the claib with
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 5: this week.
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 21: All right, we are going, I mean, actually, and if
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 21: my memory serves me correct, this is probably one of
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 21: the songs that would and I actually bonded to or with, okay,
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 21: made up to.
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I remember he laid me down and as he
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 6: was removing my clothes and this song came on.
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 5: So it's forever burned in our memories.
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 9: Yes, such a gentle lover.
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 8: Yes it is.
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 5: We're going nineteen ninety eight, Alice DJ better Off.
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 4: The lock showy.
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 8: D there it is.
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it. This is the right song.
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 6: We got it, Alice DJ better Off alone up in
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 6: the club. It's throwback Thursday. It's the Woodie Show. Sammy's
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 6: over there yawning. So so my guess is that she
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 6: doesn't know the song.
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 5: Oh wow, No, I think I do know.
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 9: Social media. This song is all over social media.
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 5: I think I'm observer.
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 15: I know.
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 11: But would this have been like a night at the
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 11: Roxbury or something?
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 3: Not?
• 1:59:31
  Speaker 5: I know it's not the manhere.
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 5: I've heard it.
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 20: I don't know.
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 5: Have you ever touched grass or that?
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 8: They say?
• 1:59:41
  Speaker 5: Right, that's that's what. Did you live in a ship?
• 1:59:44
  Speaker 5: I mean this part just right here, that's all you
• 1:59:47
  Speaker 5: need to hear.
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 7: Really, I know that.
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've heard this from a night at the Roxberry. Yeah,
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 6: I was looked over there and like she looks like
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 6: a bear that just came out of hibernation.
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 5: Stretch.
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 18: What are we doing?
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 5: Menaces?
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 7: Fist pump in Because I lived on planet Earth, I KNOWJ.
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 5: Better off alone. DJ Tim Martins sucks a good day,
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 5: Love you man, Love you Battle to catch next week.
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 4: Show.
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 6: Alright, So that's a legit license plate that you got.
• 2:00:29
  Speaker 5: Sea Bass.
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 6: The cybersex cybersex.
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 5: Some people will say that it is cyber sucks because
• 2:00:35
  Speaker 5: it's for his cyber trust.
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 6: I don't know how exes pronounced, but yes, cybersex. Well no,
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 6: but they got to get creative when you get to
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 6: these license plates, you know what I mean, I gotta
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 6: get you gotta get creative with it, so you know,
• 2:00:45
  Speaker 6: it's pluralo like how fives are supposed to be s's right. Yeah,
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 6: which brings me to this story. I'm surprised they gave
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 6: that to you.
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 5: I am too, because I've tried three times with versions
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 5: of iHeart Anal, and they are.
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 6: Protecting left and right. What's the closest do you think.
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 5: I've tried I Love Anal. I've tried a n U L.
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 6: But any Yeah, what if that's her wife's name, yeah, Annewle, Yeah, that's.
• 2:01:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I got it rejected. I got for the rejected
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 5: letters at home.
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 8: I'll bring him in her Anewle PLATEL or something. And
• 2:01:17
  Speaker 8: they actually do a little heart symbol.
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 6: Right, certain specialty plates do, yes, yes, yes, yeah, all right. Well,
• 2:01:25
  Speaker 6: this old lady seventy seven years old, she's in Florida.
• 2:01:28
  Speaker 6: The state gave her an interesting license plate that she
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 6: didn't ask for this, okay, just that random yeah, you know,
• 2:01:34
  Speaker 6: she just you know, needed plates, and so they send
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 6: her some plates and it reads s q Z A
• 2:01:41
  Speaker 6: five five so squeeze ass.
• 2:01:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but with a space in the middle. Between the
• 2:01:48
  Speaker 5: SQZ and the A. You know five five right, that's cool.
• 2:01:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, So Grandma is driving around the squeeze ass license
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 6: plates and which she originally said no at first, but
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 6: now it seems like she's kind of cool with it.
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 5: Maybe even I don't know, likes the attention a little bit.
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 5: Grandma getting naughty.
• 2:02:06
  Speaker 13: I don't think a woman that lives in a senior
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 13: community that's going to be seventy seven years old next month,
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 13: we'll be driving around with what this plate has to say.
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 13: I can handle it. If I get a few honks
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 13: here and there, actually being over seventy, I might like
• 2:02:22
  Speaker 13: a few honks.
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 9: She likes those honks.
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, honking girl, that's fun.
• 2:02:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:02:31
  Speaker 5: So what I'm saying, just.
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 9: Because she's seventy something doesn't mean she can be fun.
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 5: All right and join fun join license plate fun starts squeezing.
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah yeah, yeah, maybe you don't. I asked the
• 2:02:44
  Speaker 5: old ai Grock to like give me some options for
• 2:02:47
  Speaker 5: how to get around it. Yeah, and it's really like
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 5: they'll say, put the letter the number four in for
• 2:02:53
  Speaker 5: the A. It doesn't look right.
• 2:02:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's yeah, losing the whole.
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  Speaker 5: I want it to be like instantly when you see it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you don't even want to you don't want to stop
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  Speaker 5: to think about it. A A lover, But yeah, I
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  Speaker 5: just need to know way to spell anal without flagging
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  Speaker 5: whatever's looking.
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  Speaker 9: An attentive instead of retentive A A N.
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  Speaker 5: L right and a D K t O. Give that
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  Speaker 5: a shot. See if they'll see if they'll go or
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  Speaker 5: anal juice or something.
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  Speaker 8: The other way?
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  Speaker 5: Now, yeah, what about what about colder and colder? Yeah,
• 2:03:38
  Speaker 5: illusion colder je cybersex, which was pretty sweet.
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  Speaker 8: That's pretty hot.
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  Speaker 5: I saw people like people stopped to take a photos
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  Speaker 5: of the other because I was coming back to my
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  Speaker 5: ruler truck, and I saw a group of like young
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  Speaker 5: adults gathered around young adults.
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  Speaker 9: What does that mean?
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  Speaker 5: Like twenties? There was a girl involved.
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  Speaker 8: Yep, thank you, just throw throw herself at you.
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  Speaker 9: No, hey, we have a suggestion from this side of
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  Speaker 9: the room. Yes, what if it said s q R
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  Speaker 9: t R.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, that's a good chance. That's not what I'm going for,
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  Speaker 5: But I like the spirit of it.
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  Speaker 9: I think I think me and Jeff might be honest.
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  Speaker 6: Something good luck like fifty bucks people, that's fun eight
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  Speaker 6: seven seven forty four. You can send us a text
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  Speaker 6: over to two two nine eight seven. Just because you
• 2:04:25
  Speaker 6: get older, does it mean that you're dead from the
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  Speaker 6: waist down? You hear these stories all the time about
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 6: these like old person communities, and there's like an outbreak
• 2:04:32
  Speaker 6: of you know what it is, it's just riddled genre.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, no one's getting pregnant, but they're getting the Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: they're getting crabs and all the other stuff, all the other,
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  Speaker 6: all the other fun stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Didn't one of the workers get somebody pregnant at one
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  Speaker 5: of those what were we talking about? Something?
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  Speaker 6: I remember being like a younger man, like a teenager,
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  Speaker 6: and thinking to myself like, I don't know, because you
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  Speaker 6: see like people's moms, and then you know, you go,
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  Speaker 6: I don't know, how does how does his dad even
• 2:05:03
  Speaker 6: find her hot? She's so old, I know, and she's
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 6: like twenty five, yeah, yeah, thirty. But you're like, you know,
• 2:05:08
  Speaker 6: you're a kid, you know, ross Yeah she's so washed
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  Speaker 6: and now yeah washed.
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  Speaker 5: And but now you get it.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, so I think now because you see like
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  Speaker 6: old people, like people who look like, you know, like
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  Speaker 6: what you would think. There's some people are like you
• 2:05:22
  Speaker 6: can't believe their grandparents, Like wow, you're you're a grandparent.
• 2:05:25
  Speaker 6: But then you see other people You're like, I'm tired, right,
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 6: flossy dicky type of old people, and you can't imagine,
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  Speaker 6: like ever being attracted to somebody who looks like that.
• 2:05:37
  Speaker 6: But then I'm sure you get to that point. You know,
• 2:05:39
  Speaker 6: you're seventy some years old, they're seventy some years old.
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  Speaker 6: Assuming that the rod still works, You're.
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 9: Like, yeah, okay, I think about that all the time,
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 9: Like you know, barring like a couple of dudes you know,
• 2:05:50
  Speaker 9: like Leonardo DiCaprio or whatever that only date like twenty
• 2:05:53
  Speaker 9: three year olds. How your brain stays attracted or Greg,
• 2:05:57
  Speaker 9: how your brain stays attracted to the age as you are.
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  Speaker 9: You know, like again I know that you're not on
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  Speaker 9: board with.
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  Speaker 8: My age, no way.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, when I'm.
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  Speaker 9: Sixty, I'll be like, that's a hot sixty year.
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  Speaker 3: Old like you are.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, I think. I mean, that's obviously that
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  Speaker 5: is true to an extent, but they're you know, fourteen
• 2:06:17
  Speaker 5: year olds and sixty four year olds both find twenty
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 5: seven year old Sidney Sweeney just fine, Yeah, you don't
• 2:06:23
  Speaker 5: think it. Examples go back to Sidney Sweeney. For him,
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 5: that's his go to go to person. My refend is current.
• 2:06:29
  Speaker 5: Oh sorry that twenty seven year old Cindy Crawford Joe
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  Speaker 5: old hit like me.
• 2:06:38
  Speaker 8: That's oh yeah, that's what that's what it is.
• 2:06:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Buila wouldn't approve The Woody Show. That's gonna do
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, all right, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, your computer can beat you at chess, but not kickboxing.
• 2:07:36
  Speaker 5: Your computer computing?
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  Speaker 8: I got it.
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  Speaker 6: Well, yeah, the first thing I thought of are these
• 2:07:42
  Speaker 6: these humanoid robots. Man, I think given a little bit
• 2:07:47
  Speaker 6: of time here and not that long, not that far off. Yeah,
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 6: right now, the funny dude, we were talking about things
• 2:07:52
  Speaker 6: that gets you every time when you see stuff like
• 2:07:54
  Speaker 6: that fail miserably, like they have they have like the
• 2:07:58
  Speaker 6: humanoid robots go to run and it all to the
• 2:08:03
  Speaker 6: point where it's like breaking apart into a billion piece
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  Speaker 6: gets ones.
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  Speaker 5: They have so funny. They have fight clubs for that's fun.
• 2:08:11
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, well remember the show what was the TV
• 2:08:13
  Speaker 6: show back in the day with robots battle bots?
• 2:08:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they still have that in Vegas.
• 2:08:18
  Speaker 4: You can go.
• 2:08:19
  Speaker 7: It's like going to like a w W show. Yeah, gone,
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  Speaker 7: it's super fun.
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  Speaker 6: I remember watching on TV where they have the robots
• 2:08:25
  Speaker 6: with the giant like circular saw attached to it and things.
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  Speaker 7: They have one where they bring out a slot machine
• 2:08:30
  Speaker 7: and a robot just like slices it in half.
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  Speaker 5: That's cool. That's fun.
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  Speaker 6: All right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you
• 2:08:37
  Speaker 6: so much for it giving the show some of your
• 2:08:39
  Speaker 6: valuable time this morning. You know we'd love it. Appreciate
• 2:08:41
  Speaker 6: you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 6: Catch you back here on Friday. Have a great day.
• 2:08:46
  Speaker 5: S M D double M. Quit this bitch.