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Jimmy Cash Is Playing The Wilbur · Billy & Lisa in the Morning

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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we have a lot going on.
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  Speaker 2: It is a Thursday, it is August thirteenth, a powerball.
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  Speaker 2: We had a winner last night, one billion dollars. A
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  Speaker 2: ticket sold in Illinois. And by the way, there was
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  Speaker 2: a ticket sold in Malden right down the street.
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  Speaker 1: Two million.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, justin, just check in to see if you won
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  Speaker 3: the power ball, because somebody in Maldon won a big
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  Speaker 3: jackpot for power ball.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, just curious.
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  Speaker 4: No, unfortunately not I did not. I'm from Malden, but
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  Speaker 4: I live in Salem, New Hampshire. Now, yeah, but someone
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  Speaker 4: did win two mil.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, good hits.
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  Speaker 4: That's pretty good. It's a good hit.
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  Speaker 1: Two million, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean my dad lives in Maldon. I know
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  Speaker 4: he probably plays the power ball. I haven't heard from
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  Speaker 4: him yet. I did text him.
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  Speaker 1: Is he a convenience store kind of a guy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he plays the lottery. Definitely does could be him,
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  Speaker 4: although I'm sure he would have reached out or not
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  Speaker 4: or not thinking that.
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  Speaker 5: You know what, that's the kind of winning that you
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  Speaker 5: could kind of hide.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, he also knows where I work. Yeah, obviously
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  Speaker 4: he doesn't want me blabbing on the radio. That's my
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  Speaker 4: dad in Malden from rachel On. I grew up one
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  Speaker 4: mile a half a mile from the radio station. Isn't
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  Speaker 4: that crazy?
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  Speaker 1: Amazing?
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  Speaker 4: What else you got for talkbacks this morning? Well, it's
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  Speaker 4: your mother in law's birthday. Bill, you make cal birthday earlier.
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  Speaker 4: That was nice of you. I did send the sound
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  Speaker 4: bite to your wife. Oh good, Yeah, and she played
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  Speaker 4: it for your mother in law. She says that Carol
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  Speaker 4: loved it. And I played a Carol song in that
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  Speaker 4: this one right here. Ye, Bill made the joke earlier, like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: she probably danced to that song when she was younger.
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  Speaker 4: It's a very old song. Well, Michelle, your wife said
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  Speaker 4: she loved it and said it was one of her
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  Speaker 4: favorite songs. And she did used to dance to it.
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  Speaker 5: Oh God, the high school or something.
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  Speaker 4: I know. That's crazy. Wow. So happy birthday to Carol.
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  Speaker 5: Hi, everyone, Happy birthday to your mother in law, Carol.
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  Speaker 4: Today is also my son's twenty seventh birthday.
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  Speaker 5: Happy birthday, Danny Boy.
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  Speaker 1: We love you. Enjoy your day, Danny Boy.
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  Speaker 5: Who Danny Boy?
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  Speaker 4: I can't play the boss. You know he'll come form.
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  Speaker 4: I can't do it. Oh okay, that's all again.
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  Speaker 6: Yea birthday, birthday Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That's cool. So so are you going to the clam
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  Speaker 4: Cellar birthday lunch?
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 1: Because thank you for asking.
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  Speaker 4: I know you mentioned that I've got a gear up
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  Speaker 4: because I'm working a charity event to fundraiser tonight north
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  Speaker 4: Shore Magazine, the annual Bonds event. Oh, the Bonds Event. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's a big event. It's going to be huge. That's cool.
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  Speaker 4: But that's kind of near Essex, isn't it. You can't
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  Speaker 4: swing both.
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  Speaker 1: Are you really doing this?
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  Speaker 4: It's just a question. Okay, I have to dress up
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  Speaker 4: for the gala, dress.
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  Speaker 2: Up for the gal and risk getting clams and tartar
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  Speaker 2: sauce all over my shirt.
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  Speaker 5: Aren't they going for lunch? Are they going for lunch?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm trying not to draw this thing out. I've
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  Speaker 2: got other stuff going on geographically. It doesn't make sense.
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  Speaker 2: We're celebrating as a family this weekend.
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  Speaker 4: For Carol's Okay, because I was going to say Essex,
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  Speaker 4: Where's I know what you.
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  Speaker 1: Were trying to say. You were trying to get me.
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  Speaker 4: In trouble with Carol both on the north Shore.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Carol is not expecting you today at the lunch that.
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  Speaker 2: She'll be having a bucket of clams at Woodman's and Essex.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Baby.
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  Speaker 9: Two cannibals sitting by a fire, and one of them says, gee,
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  Speaker 9: I hate my mother in law, and the one says,
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  Speaker 9: we'll try the potatoes.
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  Speaker 4: Stupid mother in law jokes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, did you get it right?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, she didn't get it? Oh, eight hate cannibals.
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  Speaker 4: I hate my mother in law. We'll try, you know,
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  Speaker 4: the potatoes.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't taste good.
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  Speaker 5: I still get it. I don't know all Do.
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  Speaker 4: You know what cannibal is?
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  Speaker 7: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: I know what is? What does it have to do
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  Speaker 1: with potatoes.
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  Speaker 4: Because listen to the joke?
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  Speaker 9: Accountable sitting by a fire and one of them says, gee,
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  Speaker 9: I hate my mother in law, and the other one says,
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  Speaker 9: we'll try the potect He.
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  Speaker 4: Thinks he's saying I ate.
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  Speaker 5: I'm only makes it funny.
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  Speaker 4: He doesn't. It's okay he tried the Yeah, it's okay,
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  Speaker 4: it's okay. It's you want a joke, Yes, make make
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  Speaker 4: up for that, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Should I make a joke about to my mother in law?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: In America, that's a very popular joke.
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  Speaker 4: Do you have another law of joke?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? All right?
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  Speaker 4: I had the sixth time with my mother in law
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  Speaker 4: at what time?
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  Speaker 1: Sexy time?
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  Speaker 4: I made a sexy time with my mother in law.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think that Americans would find that funny.
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  Speaker 10: No, it is not a joke talking about human Oh yes,
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  Speaker 10: do you have a joke.
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  Speaker 5: No, why it makes a joke for this that own money?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Reeler fake headlines with Justin Let's go all right billion Lisa. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: first headline here, reel or fake. The headline reads, seventy
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  Speaker 4: one year old lifeguard describes surviving recent shark attack really fake.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to go real on this.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to go real, both real, I think.
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  Speaker 5: So there we go.
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  Speaker 4: Let's go to Maine. Seventy one year old lifeguard survived
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  Speaker 4: a terrifying encounter with a great white shark. Every time
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  Speaker 4: we go to Maine, my family and I I say,
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  Speaker 4: are there's sharks here? And everyone says, no, they don't
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  Speaker 4: come this far. The water's too cold.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they like the warm of water.
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  Speaker 4: You know, there's great whites in Maine. The massive shark
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  Speaker 4: dragged this guy underwater seventy one years old. His name
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  Speaker 4: is Greg and he lived to tell about it.
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  Speaker 11: It was frightening I'm not going to deny that. The
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  Speaker 11: amount of force that pulled me under, I've never felt
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  Speaker 11: anything like that. I thought I got caught in a
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  Speaker 11: boat propeller and it pulled me under. And I realized
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  Speaker 11: when I was going under, there was no boat, and
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  Speaker 11: I knew what it was.
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  Speaker 4: I knew it was a great white.
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  Speaker 11: So I immediately slipped out of the strap of my can
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  Speaker 11: and swum to the surface as fast as I could,
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  Speaker 11: and then I just blined it back to the beach.
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  Speaker 4: This happened in Scarborough, Maine, at the Beach State Park
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  Speaker 4: Beautiful Area. He went down five to six feet below surface.
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  Speaker 4: This is scary.
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  Speaker 1: How did he get away? He just slipped away.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he kind of just maneuvered himself away from the animal.
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  Speaker 1: They're everywhere now, Great whites, they're everywhere.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, whales too, right, we were talking about that this morning. Yep,
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  Speaker 4: when animals attack, that's Bill's dream. I told you they're
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  Speaker 4: gonna rebel, They're gonna grow feet, and they're coming ashore.
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  Speaker 4: Next headline, California town post help wanted ad for a wizard,
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  Speaker 4: but it's quickly taken down. That's railer fake.
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  Speaker 5: What's the headline again?
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  Speaker 4: California town posts help wanted add for a wizard, which
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  Speaker 4: is quickly taken down.
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  Speaker 1: It's California.
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  Speaker 5: They do it, I know they do. I could totally
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  Speaker 5: believe this.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go real.
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  Speaker 5: I will all right, we're going real.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, how did you make that?
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  Speaker 4: Make that? You know? My mind is a crazy place?
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  Speaker 5: Wow?
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  Speaker 4: That would be.
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  Speaker 5: Funny though, it would be really I think it could
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  Speaker 5: be totally real.
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  Speaker 4: But again, this is railer fake headlines. You don't know.
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  Speaker 4: The real ones sound fake and the fake.
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  Speaker 5: Ones Yeah now you got us?
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  Speaker 1: Why we do it? Yep?
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  Speaker 4: Next headline here? Okay, newest Universal Studios roller coaster is
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  Speaker 4: tormenting neighbors realer.
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  Speaker 6: Fee this is definitely real, I would say, yeah, definitely.
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  Speaker 4: Universal Studios Hollywood is adding sound barrier on a sound
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  Speaker 4: barrier on its newest roller coaster, it's the Fast and
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  Speaker 4: Furious Hollywood Drift, because it's too loud for area neighborhoods.
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  Speaker 4: People say it constantly sounds like people are yelling bloody murder.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, imagine all day into the night.
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  Speaker 5: Oh I hate that.
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  Speaker 12: Oh yeah, every thirty forty seconds you just kept hearing screams,
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  Speaker 12: and it's like this is going to be our new
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  Speaker 12: sound in the neighborhood all day long, very peaceful, you know.
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  Speaker 12: So that roller coaster has it's a game changer.
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  Speaker 4: Five minutes you hear.
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  Speaker 5: And you're like, is this really happening.
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  Speaker 13: I'm sitting here at my desk doing work and there's
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  Speaker 13: like this crazy roller coaster sound.
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  Speaker 1: Well maybe you should have looked at a different house.
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  Speaker 4: I just wonder, is it much louder than the other
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  Speaker 4: rides there? They live close by.
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  Speaker 2: Or they may have expanded recently. POSSI include that ride
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  Speaker 2: which wasn't there when a lot of people moved in.
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  Speaker 4: I actually want to try that. I might go on
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  Speaker 4: that ride. Okay, bloody like rides, but we'll see final
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  Speaker 4: headline here. Man who drank heavily and took steroid it's
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  Speaker 4: without working out finishes last in bodybuilding debut. Really think,
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  Speaker 4: oh yeah, his eyeball trying to get a read on me.
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  Speaker 4: You will never.
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  Speaker 1: Hmm, drinks heavily, doesn't use steroids of course.
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  Speaker 5: All right, I'm gonna say, okay, we're gonna go real on.
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  Speaker 4: This, going real real.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Actually followed this story It's sad and wild. Guy by
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  Speaker 4: the name of Peter Mossfield has been taking antabolic steroids.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, this is a PSA at anyone listening,
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  Speaker 4: don't do what this idiot did. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 4: He took anabolic steroids and drank heavily while not working out,
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  Speaker 4: with the goal to enter a bodybuilding competition, which he
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  Speaker 4: lost this past weekend. Something mentally wrong with this guy.
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  Speaker 7: I think the reason I kept getting muscle gained was
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  Speaker 7: because I was doing a mental a routine for about
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  Speaker 7: three to five minutes every single day. I would mentally
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  Speaker 7: go through these scenarios in my mind where I had
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  Speaker 7: to lift, squatting, deadlifting, bench pressing, shoulder pressing, et cetera.
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  Speaker 7: I had to use those muscles to survive, because that's
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  Speaker 7: what the foundation of all muscle building is. Your brain
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  Speaker 7: sends a signal to your body that your muscles need
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  Speaker 7: to get stronger in order to survive. But you don't
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  Speaker 7: have to actually lift the weight. You just have to
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  Speaker 7: imagine the scenarios to send those signals and to get
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  Speaker 7: the same end result.
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  Speaker 4: How'd that work out, well, he finished last. Yeah, Okay,
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  Speaker 4: let's let's try this. We do an experiment. Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 4: gonna I'm gonna mentally imagine my bicep growing Okay, give
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  Speaker 4: me like three seconds already. Okay, how's it look same?
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  Speaker 4: How's it look No, it looks doesn't look any different.
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  Speaker 1: None.
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  Speaker 10: Oh God, look at the muscles of this guy.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, thank you guy.
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  Speaker 4: Oh I'm looking at him.
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  Speaker 1: I always want to look like that. I just didn't
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  Speaker 1: want to do the work.
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  Speaker 5: The entertainment updates with a Billy concept on kids.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Patriots hit the field for the first time since
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  Speaker 2: losing the Super Bowl. They've got a practice game tonight
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  Speaker 2: with the Colts out at Julette Stadium. I don't think
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  Speaker 2: they played the Colts even once last season. If I'm correct,
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  Speaker 2: I think yeah. I don't think they ever get a
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  Speaker 2: chance to play them. Nope, Drake May will not play tonight.
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  Speaker 2: That's another big surprise. Christian Gonzalez is the question mark
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: because he's still in discussions about a contract with the team,
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  Speaker 2: But a good chance we'll get our first look at
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  Speaker 2: aj Brown tonight, which.
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  Speaker 1: Could be cool.
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: The patch yesterday unveiling their new athletic center, here's the Boss.
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  Speaker 6: Today is a very exciting day for the Patriots as
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  Speaker 6: we officially.
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  Speaker 1: Open the new Balance Athletics Center.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, and they had one of the worst in the league. Right,
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  Speaker 2: almost the worst fitness center facility.
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  Speaker 1: In the league.
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  Speaker 4: I think they came in twenty sixth. Wow, pretty bad,
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  Speaker 4: but not anymore.
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  Speaker 5: The cold Plunge brand New.
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  Speaker 1: I saw the inside.
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  Speaker 2: They took us on a video tour and it was like, whoa,
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: this is mind blowing. Meantime, the Red Sox now have
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  Speaker 2: another streak. It's a losing streak. Five games in a row.
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  Speaker 5: Philly, what happened? It's fine, it's a reset, of.
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  Speaker 1: Course, it is a reset.
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  Speaker 4: I mean what makes me feel better is they did
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  Speaker 4: I mean, they swept the best teams in the league. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: but now they're about to get swept by the one
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  Speaker 4: of the worst teams.
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  Speaker 2: And it's upsetting because they had just caught up to
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  Speaker 2: the Yankees and they were in they were in it,
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  Speaker 2: and you know what, it's early.
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  Speaker 5: At least it's still they still have time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fine. About the Dodgers Royals game. Freddy Friedman
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  Speaker 2: chasing a foul ball. It didn't end well.
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  Speaker 14: Colinsky's at right side, Freddy Freeman's underneath it on the
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  Speaker 14: warning track.
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  Speaker 1: Twit, but look he probably takes a tumble into the camera.
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  Speaker 10: Well on the first base side.
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  Speaker 4: Went he went right down the stairs.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah he's okay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he continued playing.
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  Speaker 2: So just announced the Celtics will open the new season
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  Speaker 2: on a Tuesday afternoon. Go figure three o'clock in October.
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  Speaker 2: It's part of a three game opening day.
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  Speaker 1: I think this is something new they're trying out.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they want to have a three o'clock game so
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  Speaker 4: the people in Europe can be a time for them.
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  Speaker 2: Blessed Europeans. So you've got Boston Detroit three o'clock on
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  Speaker 2: a Tuesday, six Ers Nicks. That's going to be a
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  Speaker 2: good game, seven o'clock, and then the Thunder and the
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  Speaker 2: Spurs at nine thirty.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean the Spurs and Knicks. They were in
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  Speaker 4: the finals and we kind of get that. But three
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  Speaker 4: o'clock on a Tuesday, it's kind of a letdown. People
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  Speaker 4: have to work. We could watch it or out early.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody's going to be busy, right, three o'clock on a
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  Speaker 2: Tuesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 1: October is a beautiful month in New England too.
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  Speaker 4: Bill, I do have a breaking sports story. Oh, let
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  Speaker 4: me go. There are you still doing some more sports?
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  Speaker 4: I was about to, but go just published by the
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  Speaker 4: New York post Card, Valled by Tom Brady adds a
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  Speaker 4: list of investors, including Jay Z, Dana White, Connor McDavid,
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  Speaker 4: Aaron Judge. This is a big story. Yeah, so it's
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: a it's a They announced their first strategic investor group
• 14:23
  Speaker 4: looking at it right now. It just got publish a
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  Speaker 4: couple of minutes ago.
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  Speaker 1: This is my son's company.
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  Speaker 5: Wait, did Chris tell you anything about that?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 7: He did.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, okay, he did multiple layers to this story.
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  Speaker 4: He did not leak it. Good for you.
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  Speaker 1: It's the first thing I didn't leak them.
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  Speaker 6: So what will this give them the opportunity to do
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  Speaker 6: these news?
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  Speaker 2: Open more facilities? That's the deal. I mean, they're opening
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  Speaker 2: so many stores so fast. I think they're up to
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  Speaker 2: eighteen or nineteen stores now, and they plan on opening
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  Speaker 2: it a lot more. But when you're building these stores
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  Speaker 2: they just redid Boston last weekend, it costs a lot
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  Speaker 2: of money.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's a lot of construction alone.
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  Speaker 5: They're going to take it internationally.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe, uh so, Yeah, investors again, Jay Z, John Henry,
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  Speaker 4: the Craft Group, Wick Grousebeck, Dana White, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 4: everybody's all investing in this. Wait did you and Z.
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  Speaker 1: Is now a partner with my son.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, did you invest Bill, I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Not saying, Okay, we go because it just got pa
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  Speaker 4: I'm reading right now. Company co founder Chris Costa says
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  Speaker 4: the investment will help the card shop chain expand with
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  Speaker 4: new stores, hire more employees, and strengthening technology and operating infrastructure.
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  Speaker 4: And yeah, let's just hope it all trickles down.
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  Speaker 1: It from me, that's the big question. What Senate for Dad?
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  Speaker 5: This is this is good news.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, good for you, Chris, No, I know, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: very proud of them. This is such a big deal.
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  Speaker 2: They've been working on it for months and months and uh,
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  Speaker 2: and there will be more. But those are the initial investors, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: pretty big deal.
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  Speaker 4: It's a big deal.
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  Speaker 1: Travis kelcey meeting for me?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, wow, that was his response, Bill.
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  Speaker 1: What's in it for me?
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  Speaker 2: Travis Kelcey, Uh, meeting the press yesterday for the first
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  Speaker 2: time since wedding day.
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  Speaker 1: You know what?
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  Speaker 4: The first you know what? The first question was, what's.
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  Speaker 9: It for me?
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: First question? Hey, I was the wedding.
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  Speaker 4: It was a fun off season.
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  Speaker 15: Man.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: Wedding was the best night of my life. I appreciate
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: everybody who came out and celebrated and you know, had
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: fun with us. So it was a crazy night. It
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: was full of a lot of celebration. But it's football,
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: baby point.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: They're loving life, aren't they.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Travis and Taylor, they really are. I gotta tell you
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: what a life they're leading right now. And now they're
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: looking for a home at together home in Montecito. And
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: speaking of love stories, Ariana Grande and Ricky Alvarez our
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Instagram official.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Why do I not know who Ricky alva Well, he was.
• 16:49
  Speaker 6: A former boyfriend of hers. She sings about him in
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: one of her songs. But but he was He was
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: seen at one of her shows recently and they were speculating.
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: She said, no, but they are together.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Is he the one she's been changing the lyrics.
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: To, yes, exactly. Okay, yeah, happy for her, Okay, happy
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: for her.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, they're naming him that female like Benfer.
• 17:12
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: You never want to benefit.
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: I feel like that could doom them.
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: I think it will.
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: You never want the name.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: You never want that.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Imagine the first person. Hey, Rickyanna, how you doing? I
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: just want to punch him in the first Now, how
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: you do it? Okay? I'm Ricky Rickyanna, And now you're
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: on the ground.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: Is so stupid.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: It is Lisa, what is going on with Alex Cooper now,
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: with this whole Portnoy thing.
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: She was on squawk Box yesterday c NBC.
• 17:44
  Speaker 6: They were talking about like AI and content creation and
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: the the the question came up about the Dave Portnoy
• 17:52
  Speaker 6: book and the allegations about Alex Cooper and Sophia and
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: what they were going to do to him.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he went right for it.
• 17:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 17:59
  Speaker 14: Dave Portnoy wrote a memoir, and in his memoir he
• 18:04
  Speaker 14: said that when you were at barstool and you were
• 18:07
  Speaker 14: trying to get out of your deal, you know where
• 18:09
  Speaker 14: I'm going with this. He suggested that a threat was
• 18:13
  Speaker 14: made that he was going to be accused of sexual Harassman,
• 18:17
  Speaker 14: I don't think you've responded to this yet. I have not,
• 18:20
  Speaker 14: and I am so curious.
• 18:21
  Speaker 13: I've been pregnant, Andrew, I'm busy building a child.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: I'm so curious what you thought of that, whether it's true.
• 18:29
  Speaker 13: I think whenever I see Dave online, we all enjoy
• 18:33
  Speaker 13: his banter. He is a very entertaining person and I
• 18:38
  Speaker 13: have a very great and complicated relationship with Dave. He
• 18:42
  Speaker 13: gave me my start in this industry. And I will
• 18:44
  Speaker 13: never not be grateful to him. And I think when
• 18:48
  Speaker 13: I haven't read the book, but I remember seeing obviously
• 18:53
  Speaker 13: getting tagged in those things, and that's not how I
• 18:59
  Speaker 13: remember that. But I also am like Dave's got his version,
• 19:04
  Speaker 13: I've got my version, and we're all good.
• 19:07
  Speaker 14: You want to tell us your version?
• 19:08
  Speaker 13: No, I am in my mother era. I'm no drama
• 19:14
  Speaker 13: right now, Andrew, we're here to talk business.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Listen.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: When you had Dave Portnoy in the book club, did
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: he suggest that they're all good?
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: He kind of said the same thing, But he also
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: told us that he was supposed to be on her podcast,
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: the Call Her Daddy Podcast at the end of July.
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: Did you tell Alex Cooper that you were going to
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: put this in the book?
• 19:36
  Speaker 16: No, well, I told her I wrote about it. I
• 19:40
  Speaker 16: didn't tell her the specifics of what.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: It was going to be.
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: No, Okay, has she reached out to you?
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Yes, she is not.
• 19:46
  Speaker 16: I'm supposed to go on Call Her Daddy the end
• 19:48
  Speaker 16: of July. We'll see if I still go on it.
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: So my theory is that he did, that they taped it,
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: and that they're going to release it when Alex Earl
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: has her show, which is like September fourth.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, on Netflix.
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: That would make sense.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, you think it's all for the GRAM just it keeps.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: The story alive.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: It's business. Yeah, it's the entertainment business.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: Yes, and they're all really good at it.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, why not hold it as a kind of response.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: So when Alex Eeryl was supposed to talk about it
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: for the first.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Time, right, The only thing I love about this story
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: is that Lisa and her.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Book club are right in the middle of it kind of.
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: You know, because I don't think Dave talked to anyone
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: else about the fact that he was going to be
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: doing Call Her Daddy at the end of July.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: And not just that he talked at length, he did
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: pub about that topic, which we love.
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: You can actually listen to it on the Kiss Instagram
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: and also on.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: You go to Kiss Instagram, you can just scroll down.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: It's all there.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: It's on the Gram.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: It's on the Gram.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: That's what we do it for the Gram.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Jonas Brother is going to headline the NFL game in
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  Speaker 4: You gotta love the nights and there you go. Just
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  Speaker 4: got a text here from Chris Costa. He someone heard
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: the Mansion was texting, so he watched the audio. He says,
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: can I get a clip when you have a second?
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: Would love to post my father breaking news about me
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: for the first time. Do we send that to him? Lisa?
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: What's in it for me?
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Maybe? Would just pass on that one?
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: No? No, no, what we can do? We can you know,
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: We'll do it another time then send him that, you know, yeah,
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: or I'll just send him this. I have done everything
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: I've been asked to do.
• 21:43
  Speaker 14: I didn't understand it, but I've done it, and I
• 21:44
  Speaker 14: haven't once asked what's in it for me?
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: What do you say?
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: I'm saying what's in it for me?
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: From the Planet Fitness Kiss one Away Studios, We're back
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: with the Villy and Lisa in the morning.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Jarle Peal, Jimmy Cash, by the way, a janitor at
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: the Worcester Pub Schools one of the funniest people on earth,
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: is doing his show at the Wilbur Theater August twenty ninth.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: You can get tickets at the Wilbur dot com. We
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: love Jimmy Cash. It's just such a cool story. Good
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: to see you, Buddy.
• 22:11
  Speaker 10: Good to see you, Billy. Good to see you Lisa.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Now, right before we turn the mics on, you were
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: fixing your hair. You know, this is just the radio, right.
• 22:20
  Speaker 10: I mean, yeah, but you never know. Sometimes you just
• 22:23
  Speaker 10: you know. I was just down in a pizza too.
• 22:25
  Speaker 10: It was pizza. He was checking my teeth, my hair,
• 22:29
  Speaker 10: you know.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Ashley from Jamming down the Hall stuck her head on
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: the studio.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Hey, we got pizza down air from South Yeah.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: Well, Jimmy was eating a slice and I came out
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: and said, Jimmy, come on, you can come in. He goes.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: He just drops the pizza right in the coppage.
• 22:41
  Speaker 10: I'll grab it half. It's just a take yeah, it's
• 22:46
  Speaker 10: just a takeout bag. There was nothing in it yet,
• 22:48
  Speaker 10: so okay.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: So we were talking off the air a couple of
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: minutes ago. School is not in session.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Right now. No, but you as you one of two janitors,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: one of one of two.
• 23:01
  Speaker 10: I am the leader. I'm the boss, so I have
• 23:03
  Speaker 10: a staff of one.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: They made you a boss.
• 23:06
  Speaker 10: Yes, I'm the boss.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Since we last spoke, No, I was been the boss.
• 23:10
  Speaker 10: Okay, twenty two years as a ganitor, a well, twelve
• 23:15
  Speaker 10: years as the boss.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: So do you boss the other guy around.
• 23:18
  Speaker 10: A little bit? You know, a little I throw my
• 23:20
  Speaker 10: weight around here.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: And what goes on when no one's in the school.
• 23:24
  Speaker 10: Well, when I'm not there, nothing, I don't think, you
• 23:26
  Speaker 10: know what I mean.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: You're there.
• 23:29
  Speaker 10: I'm there all summer. Yeah, so we're in there where
• 23:31
  Speaker 10: we're spit shining in the place, you know, and just
• 23:33
  Speaker 10: like cursing at the teachers that have left behind the rubble,
• 23:39
  Speaker 10: you know what I mean? Yeah, I'm just going, ah,
• 23:41
  Speaker 10: you know, this classroom is the worst. What's you know
• 23:43
  Speaker 10: what I mean?
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: He was telling me justin that he had to take
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: half a vacation day to commit.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: And do this.
• 23:50
  Speaker 10: Yeah, well thank you, this is thanks. Yeah, this is
• 23:53
  Speaker 10: how are they.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Going to know? If you're there?
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Right, you're the boss and there's no one there, there's
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: no way you don't know, show the joke.
• 24:00
  Speaker 10: That's a good point. I didn't even think of that.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man was well they know now you're not.
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: That's the thing. We have a few listeners.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, so this story I love about you. So I've
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: been insuring my cars for more than twenty five years
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: with Plymouth Rock Insurance.
• 24:22
  Speaker 10: All right, and justin.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: This morning showed me you're in a commercial for Plymouth
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Rock Assured Insurance.
• 24:28
  Speaker 10: I've been in them for like four years. Yeah, man,
• 24:30
  Speaker 10: really ongoing.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's in the Bostonians. That's the series of the
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: Plymouth Plymouth Rock commercials. Yeah, and Jimmy's always in the bus.
• 24:39
  Speaker 10: The robot Quebecu, but the probably more the grass of Fenway.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Soo, the robots will have total control.
• 24:44
  Speaker 7: Guys, relax, Okay, people need people like the top notch
• 24:48
  Speaker 7: customer service team at Plymouth Rock.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: They're hilarious.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 24:53
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's that's my big break right there.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, but watching the commercial, this is a ensemble skit.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Yes right, yeah, but you're sleeping for the whole thing
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: pretty much.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Do you get the same pay?
• 25:07
  Speaker 10: Well they make it like you know, I'm pretty much.
• 25:10
  Speaker 10: It's a it's based on almost on my janitor character.
• 25:13
  Speaker 10: You know what I mean, Like, I'm pretty much I'm
• 25:15
  Speaker 10: the grounds keeper from Fenway, and they're like, well, we'll
• 25:17
  Speaker 10: just make him do what he does as a janitor.
• 25:19
  Speaker 10: But with the field at Fenway, you know what I mean.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the one he's talking about is the one where
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: Wally Wheels and Jimmy.
• 25:24
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, okay, that's what you're talking about. Yeah, that
• 25:28
  Speaker 10: Wally guy.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but how'd you land that? Gig?
• 25:32
  Speaker 10: Uh? I did an audition. I did it on zoom
• 25:35
  Speaker 10: in my janitor's closet. I did an audition for it,
• 25:38
  Speaker 10: and uh, I gotta. I got a call back, did
• 25:41
  Speaker 10: another audition and the director's there, and I got I
• 25:43
  Speaker 10: literally got a call on my radio. Someone threw up
• 25:45
  Speaker 10: in the second grade. I had a pause the audition.
• 25:47
  Speaker 10: I go, guys, I'll be right back to take care
• 25:49
  Speaker 10: of this. And I came back and nailed the audition.
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: Well, so you go in and you mop it up.
• 25:54
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I think the adrenaline, you know what I mean.
• 25:56
  Speaker 10: I was, I was in character, you know.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the worst thing that you had to clean
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: up at the school?
• 26:04
  Speaker 10: Oh my god, I mean.
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: Do you still use like that powder stuff? If they remember,
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: they right over it. What is that supposed to do it?
• 26:13
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 26:13
  Speaker 10: You guys don't want and all the chemical structure of
• 26:16
  Speaker 10: this like Whateverally like the science, it dries it so
• 26:20
  Speaker 10: you can sweep it and then mop it, you know.
• 26:23
  Speaker 10: So I always come prepared. I go hair up, put
• 26:26
  Speaker 10: my hair in a janetor bond so it doesn't dip
• 26:28
  Speaker 10: into any of these.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Well, you have very long hair, like an old rocker.
• 26:35
  Speaker 10: It's like it's like the Santa Claus Like I cut
• 26:37
  Speaker 10: it sometimes and shaved my beard and it grows right back.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: It's really. Yeah, he was.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: He was at the front door and one of the
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: sales girl, yes, came in and to let me know
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: that he was here. And typically they would let the
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: person in ask them, you know, who are you here
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: to see them in? Yeah, she did not let Jimmy in,
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: and I god to myself, she might think that he's homeless.
• 26:56
  Speaker 10: She did. Yeah, she was very scared. I thought she
• 26:59
  Speaker 10: was going to call it sec already.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Homeless or dangerous, Like I mean, you know, you could
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: go either way.
• 27:03
  Speaker 10: Right, you know, I think more on the homeless side.
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: You know, you don't you don't appear very menacing.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Is that a compliment?
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: It is?
• 27:13
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I can't. Oh, thank you, Yeah, I can't tell.
• 27:17
  Speaker 10: That feels like you look like a whimp. That's what it's.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: It's exactly what it was like. You're the opposite of Justin,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Like Justin menacing.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: He's got veins and muscles popping out everywhere, and then
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: there's you.
• 27:30
  Speaker 10: Eating pizza out of the trash.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and probably getting it out of the trash when
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: we're done right.
• 27:35
  Speaker 10: Definitely.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: So honestly, do you ever know show to work? Yeah,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: like in the summer, they gonna know.
• 27:43
  Speaker 10: I mean, you know, over the years maybe this is
• 27:47
  Speaker 10: you know here and there. But I don't want to,
• 27:49
  Speaker 10: you know, eliminate myself.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: My buddy Lenny Clark years ago, was a janitor at
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: City Hall in Cambridge.
• 27:56
  Speaker 10: Yeah, he never went.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: It was a no show job.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: He was famous for it.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, it's sign in in the morning, go home
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: and then sign out it four afternoon.
• 28:04
  Speaker 10: Yeah that was in the good old days.
• 28:05
  Speaker 8: You know what I mean.
• 28:06
  Speaker 10: You can't can't get away with that.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: You know, have you ever slept in the school?
• 28:11
  Speaker 10: Oh definitely, definitely. He come in you know what I mean,
• 28:14
  Speaker 10: you kind of just take a quick little snooze, you know,
• 28:16
  Speaker 10: you got your walkie talkie. So you're ready like a firefighter.
• 28:19
  Speaker 10: You know, you're ready to slide down the pole on
• 28:20
  Speaker 10: someone pukes.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: You're on a walkie talkie.
• 28:22
  Speaker 10: Yeah, get a walkie.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: That's cool.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the boss.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: You're down at room four h nine when you said
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: somebody poop?
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right, pretty much.
• 28:33
  Speaker 10: And I'm ready. You know, I'm ready for action.
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: So Jimmy your headlining the wilbur Yes, right, August twenty ninth.
• 28:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: Is there a point that could that could come where
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: you walk away from the janitor job? If it's if
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: the comedy current keeps on growing, because it seems to
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: be growing pretty fast.
• 28:48
  Speaker 10: That's a great question. I might have to take a
• 28:50
  Speaker 10: full vacation day instead of a half one soon, you
• 28:53
  Speaker 10: know what I mean, don't I would love to do that.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: You know you've already got a pension. I'm guessing I
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: got the pension.
• 28:59
  Speaker 10: But the thing with the the City of Wistards like
• 29:01
  Speaker 10: I got to do. It's a time plus age calculation.
• 29:04
  Speaker 10: So as I get to a full retirement package, I
• 29:06
  Speaker 10: got to do like forty years. So I think I'm invested.
• 29:10
  Speaker 10: I think if I retired right now, I get like
• 29:12
  Speaker 10: one hundred dollars a month, and yeah, after you got
• 29:15
  Speaker 10: so I got. I don't but something like that. I
• 29:19
  Speaker 10: did the math, probably did it wrong, maybe fifty twenty
• 29:22
  Speaker 10: years in. Yeah, yeah, so I'm like halfway there. But
• 29:26
  Speaker 10: like Justin said, I would like to make the leap,
• 29:28
  Speaker 10: you know, eventually, one of these days I got to,
• 29:30
  Speaker 10: you know, Pooper, get off the pot.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: But you've got one over seven hundred thousand followers.
• 29:36
  Speaker 10: Yeah on TikTok. Yeah, that's just TikTok.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: The other one.
• 29:42
  Speaker 10: Did they know all this at the school?
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 29:45
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, you know. Yeah, they they've come to shows.
• 29:47
  Speaker 10: They're all supportive and stuff like that. I think it's
• 29:49
  Speaker 10: kind of like old news to them at this point.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: They just give you like good material too, it does.
• 29:54
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and the kids, the kids are very supportive. They
• 29:57
  Speaker 10: have me signed their paper towels and they year books
• 29:59
  Speaker 10: and stuff that, and their lunch bags and lunch bags. Yeah,
• 30:02
  Speaker 10: they'll be like, oh my mom was watching you on
• 30:04
  Speaker 10: her phone last night.
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 30:05
  Speaker 10: Wow, it's like.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: A little creepy whoa.
• 30:10
  Speaker 10: I mean, I don't you know, I get a lot
• 30:12
  Speaker 10: of content out there, so wow.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you've got your show it's August twenty nine,
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: so you're here early, right, Oh yeah, well I gotta
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: get it. Well, you worried it's not going to sell
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: her something, you're out promoting it early.
• 30:26
  Speaker 10: Well, it's the summer time, so people are kind of like,
• 30:28
  Speaker 10: you know, it's back to school. So I want to
• 30:30
  Speaker 10: be like, this is back to school show, you know.
• 30:32
  Speaker 10: And they wanted me to promote it as that, and
• 30:34
  Speaker 10: I said, no, I'm not doing that to the teacher.
• 30:36
  Speaker 10: They don't want to hear about back to school at
• 30:38
  Speaker 10: the beginning of the summer. That's why they wanted me
• 30:40
  Speaker 10: to promote it. I'm like, I'm not doing that because
• 30:42
  Speaker 10: the teachers the last thing they want to hear is
• 30:44
  Speaker 10: back to school. That's very Oh and that's a big
• 30:46
  Speaker 10: a pout of my audiences school people. So now the
• 30:49
  Speaker 10: teachers come to your shows and everything. Oh yeah, teachers.
• 30:51
  Speaker 10: Lunch ladies, Yeah, you know lunch ladies. Oh yeah, I
• 30:55
  Speaker 10: can walk up Jess.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: Everyone has their favorite lunch lady.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: And we talked about that before. You never forget the
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: lunch lady's name.
• 31:03
  Speaker 10: What it gives you the extra Yeah, Jean Barry was
• 31:06
  Speaker 10: Ryan as a kid.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, mine was Gracey, Gracy, Gracie the lunch Lady. They
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: still wear fish nets.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: In there here, they should.
• 31:13
  Speaker 10: My lunch lady doesn't have a lot of hair, so
• 31:15
  Speaker 10: she doesn't have the ball, well not balls. She kind
• 31:18
  Speaker 10: of went, she went, you know, close, pretty close. Well,
• 31:21
  Speaker 10: buzz cut. I think it's really perfect.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: It's got a buzz cut, Carol, like a whiffle, something
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: like a marine cut.
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: That makes it easy.
• 31:30
  Speaker 10: Okay, Carol the lunch Lady.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Now, I just want to say, you came in
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: this morning under a lot of pressure because we've had
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: a lot of funny stuff on the show this morning.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Oh and a lot of really good jokes. So you're
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: up against some really good stuff. Do you still have
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: that mother in law thing?
• 31:48
  Speaker 17: Oh?
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you can size up to it.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: This is really a classic, and I just want to
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: see what a real comics reaction to a really good
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: and a really old joke would be.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, it's going to take me a minute. I
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: was not prepared for that.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Do this.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: You know, Jimmy's here. He's on in the morning, Buddy Jimmy.
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: I love his tik talk. I can't believe he's gone
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: this morning. I love the one about the gap that
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: you posted recently.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Oh the gap.
• 32:15
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, it was my amends to the gap. I
• 32:17
  Speaker 10: used to steal from them all through my high school years.
• 32:21
  Speaker 10: You know you were Yeah, yeah, I was, well, you
• 32:24
  Speaker 10: know the janitor. I wasn't. I didn't have a you know,
• 32:26
  Speaker 10: I got a checkered pass. They all do, I know,
• 32:29
  Speaker 10: big thief?
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Were you? Oh? I would steal the skin off your
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: body if I.
• 32:34
  Speaker 10: Wow, yeah, like baby, see, I'm retired from being He
• 32:38
  Speaker 10: must have just kept going. That's how.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: Jimmy. Wow, are you ready, Jimmy? Okay.
• 32:47
  Speaker 9: Two cannibals sitting by a fire, and one of them says, gee,
• 32:49
  Speaker 9: I hate my mother in law, and the other one says,
• 32:51
  Speaker 9: we'll try the potatoes.
• 32:52
  Speaker 10: Okay, Wait, who was sitting by the phone.
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: He doesn't get it either, Wait cannibals.
• 32:58
  Speaker 10: Two cannibals sitting by the fire.
• 33:00
  Speaker 9: Don't want to hear it again, Yeah, you have accountable
• 33:02
  Speaker 9: sitting by a fire, and one of them says, gee,
• 33:04
  Speaker 9: I hate my mother in law, and the other one says,
• 33:05
  Speaker 9: we'll try the potato.
• 33:08
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 33:08
  Speaker 10: That's good. Now, that's good comedy, right, yeah, quick, yeah,
• 33:12
  Speaker 10: right to have punch.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Riley still doesn't get it four hours later.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: Come on.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, anyway, Jimmy Cash August.
• 33:20
  Speaker 6: Twenty ninth to Wilburg Kids run Away, it's the morning
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: wrap up on Billy and Lisa in the Morning.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: Once again, Bill, Happy birthday to your mother in law Carol.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we started the show with that. This morning they're
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: going to celebrate not you, but Michelle and her mom over.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: A bucket of clams at Woodman's in Essex. Yeah.
• 33:39
  Speaker 8: It's so weird that you guys just talking about Woodmen's
• 33:41
  Speaker 8: today because I drive to Gloucester for work and there's
• 33:45
  Speaker 8: a huge vehicle fire in Manchester on the one twenty eight,
• 33:48
  Speaker 8: so they have rerouted everybody through Essex and I just
• 33:51
  Speaker 8: drove right by Woodman It's so weird that you're just
• 33:53
  Speaker 8: talking about it.
• 33:54
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: It's very cool place. Oh my god, fantastic clams.
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: So we did send the shot to Carol, your mother
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: in law, and she got very excited. Oh good, Yeah,
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: very excited. So yeah, our topic time this morning was about, well,
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: there's a story that's out there now where we just
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: say who it is. I don't understand why we're hiding it.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: It's a big story. Yeah, Yeah, with the Howard Stern Show.
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: Apparently Howard would not let women in the office wear sneakers, right,
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: they had to wear shoes look proper, you know, in
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: an effort to make it look more professional.
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: Right when they had guests live in the studio.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: Right. So that got us into talking about like crazy
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: workplace rules that maybe you had to follow. We talked
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: about we got to talk about from a guy who
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: had shirts at his business. All Ryan, the employees were
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: not bringing them back when they left or were let go.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: They were keeping the shirts.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: I never knew they were expected to leave them behind.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: Right, Just a thought on returning the shirts. Just remember
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: that the logos on the shirt and anybody wearing that shirt.
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: Represents the company.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: So if they decide to quit and keep the shirt
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: and then go well drinking or having a good time
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: or doing something they shouldn't, that still represents the company.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: That's a good point.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: That's why they return the shirt.
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like if you wear a kiss want to Wait
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: shirt and you leave the job and you keep it
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: and then you go out and like you know, beat
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: somebody up or do something illegal, there's logo. Yeah, and
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: you know I want to use this next thing as
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: an example, the talkback feature is a very popular part
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: of this morning show of the Billy and Lisa Show.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: Talkbacks are how you get your voice heard on the
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: radio via the iHeartRadio app. So the stream and kiss
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: want to wait, there's a red microphone, right, We play
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: a lot of them. We love that, right, because we're
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: all one big, happy family. But just when you leave
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: a talkback, talk right into the phone. But more importantly,
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: or as importantly, you want to turn your radio down
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: because we have to want to hear what you have
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: to say.
• 35:49
  Speaker 15: So around COVID and continuing after that, it was kind
• 35:53
  Speaker 15: of like hard to hire people and whatnot. So the
• 35:57
  Speaker 15: staff kind of obviously took a little bit of like
• 35:59
  Speaker 15: a hit, and it was just more busy and it
• 36:02
  Speaker 15: was hard to hire people. So we were kind of
• 36:04
  Speaker 15: like short staffs. We were corrected into saying no.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: Staffing numbers were I was so into what she had
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: to say. Yeah, but she had the radio on and
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: you know it kind of you know, messed it all up. Yeah,
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: So just a PSA, let it be a lesson. Yeah,
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: so turn your radio down, talk right into the phone.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: You know that's what you want to do, right, Very well, done, sir,
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: Just saying up, hold on, just saying.
• 36:31
  Speaker 17: The weirdest office rule I ever had was a while ago.
• 36:34
  Speaker 17: It was a marketing company. If your name was Lisa,
• 36:38
  Speaker 17: this is the rule. If your name was Lisa, you
• 36:40
  Speaker 17: had to make out with everybody. It's just weird.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: Everyone's a joke.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Star. You know, we'll see you have a great day.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Everybody will be back for the Big Friday Show tomorrow morning.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: Might not