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326: Sister Wives Rewind - Courting Another Wife (S8 E3) · Reality TV Cringe

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  Speaker 1: We are here to continue our recap of season eight
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  Speaker 1: Sister Wives. Honey, yes, bitch. Before we get into it,
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, Okay, I would ask you what your takeaways are,
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  Speaker 1: but girl, I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just like, why do we have to take so
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  Speaker 3: many fucking RV trips?
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  Speaker 2: Where are we.
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  Speaker 1: Vagati all of these polygamies, only to never visit them
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  Speaker 1: again or hear about them except for in the news
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  Speaker 1: when they get a divorce or commit some sort of
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  Speaker 1: domestic violence. Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Actually though, like in this episode, we meet the Colliers
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  Speaker 3: and they're a polygamist trio and they end kept getting divorced,
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  Speaker 3: so like, who cares?
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  Speaker 1: I don't care care, Why do we care?
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  Speaker 3: Nobody cares? That's our takeaway the end.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. All right, let's get into the recap. Season eight,
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  Speaker 1: episode three, Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Entuttled courting another wife, which is just rage bait because.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody's courting another wife except the Colliers. They're not really
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  Speaker 1: doing that though, and they never married a third.
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  Speaker 3: Wife, so well, I mean, who would marry those in
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  Speaker 3: bread and mister Collier really he sounded like sling blade.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know who that is. Oh I'm not old.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, unnecessary catching strays? You bear watches them? Girl, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I'm thinking about it though.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, go on, all right, So we start off at
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  Speaker 3: the r V park in Montana. It was their last
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  Speaker 3: stop that we left on last week last episode.
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  Speaker 1: Snoring.
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  Speaker 3: But this was pretty juicy because if you remember from
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  Speaker 3: last week, Christine and Cody were at each other's fucking throats.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, Christine's pissed off at Cody, Cody is pissed
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  Speaker 3: off Christine, and the tension is high. I think Cody
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  Speaker 3: or Janelle calls it psychic tension. Like everybody can feel it,
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  Speaker 3: everybody can sense it. It's not like Christine is making it
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  Speaker 3: like a secret. I mean she's making it known that
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  Speaker 3: she's fucking pissed off at Cody. And so we're at
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  Speaker 3: the RV park, we have a little family meeting, we
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  Speaker 3: have a family prayer, and then Cody's like, after we're
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  Speaker 3: done praying, I need to talk to Christine privately.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And so then he does.
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  Speaker 3: He pulls her over to the next picnic table and
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  Speaker 3: he kind of basically tells her, Hey, you're kind of crazy.
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  Speaker 3: You're PMS in. I don't know what it is, but
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  Speaker 3: your female hormones are out of whack and you're Nutso.
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  Speaker 1: That's just what every woman wants is to have her
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  Speaker 1: biology man splained to her by an uneducated, knitwi like
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  Speaker 1: Cody fucking Brown. Shut your lion hormouth, Cody Brown.
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  Speaker 3: And it's like, as women, I understand, our hormones can
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  Speaker 3: make us a little irrational sometimes, like that is a
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  Speaker 3: real thing, But that doesn't negate the feelings behind those
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  Speaker 3: hormones sometimes, and it doesn't like it's not an excuse,
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  Speaker 3: so Cody is using it as well. I've been dealing
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  Speaker 3: with your crazy bitch ass for the last five years,
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  Speaker 3: so it must be your hormones. It must be your PMS,
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  Speaker 3: because you know you're a pubescent girl going through PMS
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  Speaker 3: in your forties, so you need to get that shit
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  Speaker 3: checked out because I can't deal with it anymore, Christine.
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  Speaker 1: And it's ruining the Mormon vibe in the RV, bitch,
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  Speaker 1: And she's like, why don't you stop right there? Like
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  Speaker 1: everything you're saying is annoying me. I know everything I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying is annoying you, So let's just agree to disagree
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  Speaker 1: and drop it. But when we have that cute little
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  Speaker 1: interstitial with they think Mary and Robin on the couch
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  Speaker 1: and Mary's like, well, if you don't want people to
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  Speaker 1: be mad at you, then don't be a big old bitch, Christine.
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  Speaker 1: I know Mary, you ain't shit pot calling the kettle,
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  Speaker 1: that's what it was. I was like, Mary, shut the
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  Speaker 1: fuck up, and let's not forget it was Janelle's ass
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  Speaker 1: who instigated this entire thing, when she was the one
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  Speaker 1: who suggested they go and visit that ain't shit ken
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  Speaker 1: somewhere in Wyoming or whatever and go boating with him,
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  Speaker 1: Like Janelle, you didn't need to do that, especially when
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  Speaker 1: you knew that Christine didn't like Ken. Yeah, but you
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  Speaker 1: were stirring that pot. You were doing Cody's bidding like
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  Speaker 1: you often do.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, exactly. Now I'm starting to think, Janelle ain't shit.
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  Speaker 3: None of these women really are shit. Been thinking that,
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  Speaker 3: I mean for real. So Christine ultimately acquiesces and then
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  Speaker 3: in her interstitial and her talking head, she's like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: Cody's not a misogynist talking about apians, because I think
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  Speaker 3: he's right. I have been pmsing quite a lot lately,
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  Speaker 3: and you know, I do think that that's contributing to
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  Speaker 3: my issues with him, and so he's not a misogynists.
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  Speaker 3: He's telling me this out of care and out of
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  Speaker 3: love for.
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  Speaker 1: Me, okay for the abusive narc in the family. And
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  Speaker 1: I also just have to bring up, like a broken
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  Speaker 1: record that in her most recent book, Christine Brown says
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  Speaker 1: that she was actually going through perimenopause at this time,
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  Speaker 1: so it's not even PMS. She ultimately went to her doctor,
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  Speaker 1: who diagnosed her as perimenopausal slashed heading into menopause, and
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  Speaker 1: promptly put her on some HRT. Yeah, so she was
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  Speaker 1: going to get some supplemental hormones, which she never mentions
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  Speaker 1: to any of us in the show or on social media. Instead,
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  Speaker 1: she moves on to join another fucked up Mormon MLM,
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  Speaker 1: Plexus and starts shilling the pink drink to cure women
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  Speaker 1: who have perimenopause. I just hate her though.
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  Speaker 2: For that.
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  Speaker 1: I will die hating her for that, and I will
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  Speaker 1: never stop reminding people that she was taking HRT bioidentical
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  Speaker 1: or regular synthetic HRT while trying to sell Plexus to
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  Speaker 1: women who were actually suffering.
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  Speaker 3: So okay, like, seriously, give fuck. And like, my whole
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  Speaker 3: issue with this is that we're using this as an
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  Speaker 3: excuse for Christine's very real and valid feelings of Ken,
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  Speaker 3: and also the whole situation with Cody and Robin and
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  Speaker 3: how he is constantly favoring Robin, He's spending all of
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  Speaker 3: his time with her, he is neglecting the rest of
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  Speaker 3: his fucking family so he can go bang out her
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  Speaker 3: break dancing pussy. Like, we're going to forget about all
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  Speaker 3: of that and we're just going to blanket it with
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  Speaker 3: Christine's hormonal and Christine's crazy like that shit pisses me
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  Speaker 3: off because underneath it there's some real issues going on.
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  Speaker 2: But like, Okay, and we could.
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  Speaker 1: Have a sophisticated conversation about whether PMS makes you crazy
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  Speaker 1: or whether PMS gives you clarity right no, and allows
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  Speaker 1: you to react to shit that's actually in your owner
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  Speaker 1: jetic field, which Christine is obviously doing. But she can't
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  Speaker 1: win for nothing exactly, so we just drop it.
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  Speaker 3: I guess, I guess. And so then we head over
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  Speaker 3: to the Collier's house. And where are they at. They're
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  Speaker 3: in Montana. They're on a bunch of land and everything.
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  Speaker 3: They live in a manufactured home or whatever. It seems
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  Speaker 3: too small for all of the people that are over
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  Speaker 3: there right now, with all of the Browns and all
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  Speaker 3: their children and people all.
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  Speaker 1: The girl that chick had a Habsburg jaw. Listen, she
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  Speaker 1: had a Habsburg jaw.
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  Speaker 3: So we meet the Colliers. We have Nathan, we have Christine,
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  Speaker 3: and then we also have Vicki and Nathan the stud
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  Speaker 3: apparently of this family. Okay managed to bag Vicky and
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  Speaker 3: Christine nearly at the same time. He met I think
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  Speaker 3: Vicki in nineteen ninety nine and then met Christine like
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  Speaker 3: a week or two later and ended up dating both
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  Speaker 3: of them, fucking both of them. He married Vicky and
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  Speaker 3: then had a spiritual marriage with Christine, and they've all
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  Speaker 3: kind of been inseparable.
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  Speaker 1: Since that's not how that happened. So let me just
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  Speaker 1: come in here and clean up the timeline for you,
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  Speaker 1: because it happened.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's time.
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  Speaker 1: They broke up. Yeah, Christine, Yes, after they got back together,
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  Speaker 1: they did their spiritual marriage, but like at some point
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  Speaker 1: they were living proximate to each other while he was
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  Speaker 1: married to VICKI and dating Christine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they lived in separate houses.
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  Speaker 1: Christine was like, I can't do this. This is deviant
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  Speaker 1: and this is trashy behavior. And so I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 1: marry some other dude, have a mess of kids, and
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  Speaker 1: then seven years later, I'm gonna come back because they
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  Speaker 1: just can't stop thinking about your God.
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  Speaker 2: She had kids.
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  Speaker 1: I felt my bosom was burning about it and I
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  Speaker 1: needed to come back to Nathan. And so she comes back.
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  Speaker 1: Then they have their spiritual marriage and ultimately divorce a
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  Speaker 1: few years later.
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  Speaker 3: Blah blah were degenerates blah blah, and Nathan, I guess
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  Speaker 3: was a practicing LDS Mormon, and so were Vicky and
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  Speaker 3: Christine alleged, and so when they all decided to finally
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  Speaker 3: be a happy polygamoist degenerate family together, they were still
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  Speaker 3: going to the LDS Mormon church and they didn't like
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  Speaker 3: tell everybody that they were polygamists, but everybody knew that
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  Speaker 3: they were polygamists, and so then the church found out
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  Speaker 3: that they were a bunch of degenerates. And then Nathan
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  Speaker 3: had to appear in what he calls Mormon church court.
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  Speaker 2: And I actually.
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  Speaker 1: Asked, wilding out. Mormons are wilding out? They got their
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  Speaker 1: own church court.
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  Speaker 3: I know. Well, I had to ask my former Mormon
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  Speaker 3: friend Ethel about that, because I'm like, is there really
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  Speaker 3: a church court and She's like, no, it's not really
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  Speaker 3: like a church court with a lawyer and everything. It's
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  Speaker 3: a Mormon disciplinary council. Like sounds worse, but again, disciplinary council.
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  Speaker 3: They basically said, Nathan, you're breaking the rules cause you're
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  Speaker 3: fucking to many women. At once. Were a monogamous culture,
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  Speaker 3: We're a monogamous faith. You're a degenerate. And Nathan's like, no,
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  Speaker 3: how can I choose I love both of these women
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  Speaker 3: the same time? How can I choose between one or
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  Speaker 3: the other and the Mormons were like, well, you're gonna
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  Speaker 3: have to if you want to be a part of
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  Speaker 3: our church. And since you're not gonna choose, we're kicking
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  Speaker 3: you out.
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  Speaker 1: X com unicado X can bite.
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  Speaker 3: Like John Wick, Yeah, you gotta go on, And so
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  Speaker 3: he got kicked out, which is pretty funny.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, And I just like love listening to these men
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  Speaker 1: explain how polygamy is such a divine calling and it's
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  Speaker 1: perfectly natural and bitch, it's in the Bible and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: David and Solomon they had so many wives that means
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  Speaker 1: I get to fuck everybody I want to. And then
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, what about the women though? How come
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  Speaker 1: the women can't go out and have multiple partners only men?
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  Speaker 1: And they just do these mental gymnastics to just pretend
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  Speaker 1: that they're moral and just meanwhile they're perverts who are
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  Speaker 1: taking advantage of women and exploiting children.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's wrong. It is wrong.
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  Speaker 3: Well, and like, it also is kind of stupid that
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  Speaker 3: the Mormon Church is like, no, polygamy is bad when
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  Speaker 3: the founder of the Mormon Church was a polygamist and
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  Speaker 3: then they like, you know, after the church was formed
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  Speaker 3: and they had their own state and everything. They wanted
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  Speaker 3: to join the Union with the United States. Like then
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  Speaker 3: they're like, no, polygamy is bad, and now we have
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  Speaker 3: to denounce it and we have to kick out all
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  Speaker 3: of these polygamists.
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  Speaker 2: But that's like how was founded. I don't know whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Who am I? I'm just a bitch and a wig.
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  Speaker 3: And so after dinner in the Collier's really small, cramped
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  Speaker 3: up house, then we go on to like the next
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  Speaker 3: day or whatever, and we go to their piece of
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  Speaker 3: land that they own that's separate from where they live.
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  Speaker 3: And apparently the Colliers have this piece of land similar
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  Speaker 3: to like how the Browns had the flag Staff parcels
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  Speaker 3: they wanted to build, you know, their big family home
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  Speaker 3: out there. The Colliers want to build like a uplex
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  Speaker 3: out on this piece of land, but for now it's undeveloped,
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  Speaker 3: and they're gonna go ride ATVs. And we have, you know,
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  Speaker 3: all of the Brown kids riding ATVs. The Colliers in
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  Speaker 3: bread kids. I shouldn't say.
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  Speaker 1: That, say it, no, don't, don't edit that out.
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna edit it out.
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  Speaker 1: But okay, if mama's inbread, if mama's showing up to
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  Speaker 1: the dance with the Habsburg jaw trust and believe her
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  Speaker 1: kids are inbred too. Yeah, God bless, no offense, God bless.
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  Speaker 1: I mean nothing personal by that at all.
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  Speaker 3: So everybody is riding ATVs and then we have Dayton
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  Speaker 3: d E and Robin worried because Dayton had an ATV
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  Speaker 3: accident just a year or two prior, and obviously he
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  Speaker 3: had surgery and stuff and he's better now, but like
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  Speaker 3: he's nervous about getting on an ATV. And then we
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  Speaker 3: had this whole scene where Robin's like, yeah's got her
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  Speaker 3: perform motherhood, yes, because she cares about her kids so much.
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  Speaker 3: And then ultimately it's a whole fuck nothing burger because
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  Speaker 3: then Dayton goes on the ATV going two miles an
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  Speaker 3: hour and everything is fine, and.
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  Speaker 1: He wears a helmet, I know, which begs the question,
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  Speaker 1: why weren't you wearing a helmet when you had your
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  Speaker 1: injury on the original ATV where you were being shop
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  Speaker 1: around and supervised by Cody Brown? Yeah, why isn't he
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  Speaker 1: making his children wear helmets? I don't know, just questions
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  Speaker 1: that I ask myself sometimes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And so after we're done writing ATVs, then we
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  Speaker 3: go back inside to the call of your family home
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  Speaker 3: and we have Nathan Collier showing Cody Brown his extensive
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  Speaker 3: gun collection, because we have to talk about how manly
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  Speaker 3: Cody Brown is and how he loves guns, and how
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  Speaker 3: Nathan loves guns, which nothing wrong with guns, but I
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  Speaker 3: don't know why we need to like show it off.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if you are a gun person, if you are
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  Speaker 1: married to a gun guy like me, yeah, the last
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  Speaker 1: thing they actually want to do is show you all
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  Speaker 1: their guns.
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  Speaker 3: I know, I thought that was so weird.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what are we doing? This is like
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  Speaker 1: actually antithetical to most gun owners. Yeah, they keep that
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  Speaker 1: shit under lock and key and it's their business only.
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  Speaker 1: But Cody wants to be proximate at all times to
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  Speaker 1: any flash of masculinity. So let's pull out your guns
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  Speaker 1: and pretend I'm a real man.
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  Speaker 3: It kind of felt like a dick measuring contest to me,
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  Speaker 3: Like it just felt like, look, I'm a big dick man.
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  Speaker 3: I got all these guns, I got all these guns saved.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, nobody cares Nathan Collier. But while they're
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  Speaker 3: in there masturbating.
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  Speaker 1: To their u truly masturbating with rifles with rifles.
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  Speaker 3: We have this conversation about Nathan Collier potentially courting a
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  Speaker 3: third wife who just so happens to be one of
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  Speaker 3: his wife's best friends, longtime friends.
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  Speaker 1: Just be swingers, so convenient, Just be swingers. Put a
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  Speaker 1: pineapple in your front yard and call it good, honey.
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  Speaker 2: Nope, for real.
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  Speaker 3: And then we have an obligatory conversation with the callers
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  Speaker 3: about how you know it's not about sex. Of course,
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  Speaker 3: this arrangement is out of love and faith and God stuff.
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  Speaker 3: It's not about sex. Actually, you know, I'm forty five.
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  Speaker 3: I'm forty five. I could use a little less sex.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, okay, whatever?
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  Speaker 1: Do predatory so gross? And I love Mormons. I really
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  Speaker 1: actually Mormons are great.
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  Speaker 2: They're fine.
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  Speaker 1: It's fine. It's not that I just hate this kind
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  Speaker 1: of polygamous, terrible fundamental sic masculinity Mormonism.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, And then while we're talking about that, then Cody
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  Speaker 3: shifts the conversation into about how Robin told him that
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  Speaker 3: she doesn't want him to court another wife. She doesn't
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  Speaker 3: want a fifth wife because Robin was so traumatized about
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  Speaker 3: when she came into the family as the fourth wife,
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  Speaker 3: because it.
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  Speaker 2: Was sore, it was so terrible for her.
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  Speaker 3: So therefore Cody's not going to court another wife because
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: Robin doesn't want him to. And then Nathan says, you know,
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: he dealt with the same issues with his wives. But
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: this is where it gets a little interesting. Nathan tells Cody,
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: and he also tells the camera that if any of
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: his wives have an issue with something that he is doing,
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: he knows that it's because of him. He knows it's
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: because he's failing as a husband. He needs to work
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: on something within himself, within his relationships with the women.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: And so he tells this to Cody, which is really
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: fucking awesome because Cody is like, hmm, I disagree, because
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: actually I'm of the persuasion that women are responsible for
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: their own emotional state. It has nothing to do with me,
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: has nothing to do with me as a husband.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: On its face, that sounds okay, like everybody is responsible
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: for their own emotional inner world and we should take
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: care of that for ourselves. But I think the point
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Nathan is dumbly trying to make is that if there's
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: something that's wrong in my household, and if my polygamy,
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: the system that we operate under, is not functioning, it's
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: because I, as the patriarch, doing something wrong. And the
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: fight doesn't even need to be about me. I don't
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: even need to be involved at all. But if there
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: is something going on with my kids or my women,
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: I got to figure that out and fix it. It's
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: on me. Yep. And Cody does not live by those
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: same set of rules. He doesn't give a fuck. And
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: at this point season eight of Sister Wives, all he
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: cares about is that brag dance in pussy, that woman
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: that he had a testimony for she had a lightning
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: inner pussy, and now it's just them. He didn't care
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: about anybody else but her.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: And the issue obviously is about like relationship dynamics, like
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: Nathan is talking about it with the context of polygamy
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: with being married, like, you know, I want to make
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: sure that I am empathetic and understanding of my wife's
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: emotional states within our relationships. Imagine that is so fucking dumb.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: He just sees it as like, Nope, the women gotta
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: deal with their own issues. And that's just a testament
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: to Cody Brown.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: And his shit.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: I hate him so much.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: He's such a piece of shit. And then we have
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: all of the adults going to dinner together and I
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: guess the kids are there, but they're at their own table.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Because we care about the kids. Let's just make kids, yeah,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: populate our life with kids, and then never care about them,
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: parentify our eldest kids.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Not care at all. And so the adults go to
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: dinner and we have more of a discussion about like
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: polygamy and their arrangements and stuff together and how they
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: handle their relationships, and you know, Nathan again has to
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: tell us I'm only a polygamist because I couldn't choose
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: between Vicky and Christine, like I just love them both,
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: so therefore I got to marry both. I gotta fuck both.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: And then we talk about, you know, how they met.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: He met Christine six days after he met Vicky, so
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: again he's a cheater. And this is where we get
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: into more of their history about living separately, and then
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Christine's separating from him for a while because she couldn't
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: deal with the whole polygamy thing, but then she ultimately
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: missed his dick so much.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Must be good. Must be good dick, Nathan, I mean,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: how kid it though? Honey, it's attached to him. Did
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: you see his teeth and stuff?
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: He's like one of those guys that like choose tobacco,
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: and so he's probably got like tobacco and his teeth
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: and his breath probably stank balls. Probably stay wow.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: You're going crazy, you're spiraling.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, he looks so nasty.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: But anyway, Christine couldn't forget about his nasty dick and
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: his unwashed balls, and so ultimately they get back together
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: years later after she had a mess of kids.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: And then does he have kids with Christine?
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they went on to have a couple
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: of their own. He's also got some kids with Vicky.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: They have a whole bunch of kids now.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Jeez, Louise.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: And then we have Vicky, you know, lecturing everybody about
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: how you know, divorces only happen in marriages because people
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: are immature. They don't know how to deal with stuff
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: in marriage.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: And I mean, like, okay, I guess yes, that is
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: a little bit of foreshadowing for Cody Brown.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Totally, and also them, because I'm pretty sure Vicky was
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: the one that left, hit was Christine whatever. I can't
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: tell the two of them apart.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: The one without the habsburg.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: And then the conversation shifts into misogyny, where we have
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Vicky and Christine saying something to Cody's wives about how
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: it's easier to talk about like issues within polygamy with
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: other women than it is to talk about it with
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: other men, and Christine Brown echoes that sentiment is like, well, yeah,
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: it's because you know, men are just so overwhelmed with
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: like all of the like female energy, and so that's
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: why it's easier to talk about it with other women
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: because the men just have like so much on their plate.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: And then Cody is like, you know, no to be
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: a chauvinist or anything, but I think that, like some
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: men join polygamy because they think that they're bitch, that
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: they're married to the only crazy bitch in the world.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: But then they join polygamy and they find out that
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: all bitches are crazy.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Am I right, Nathan?
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Women are crazy, They're terrible. And Nathan of course is like, yeah,
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: you know, I live with two women and their cycles
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: are SYNCD and I call it shark week. It's hell
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: week for me because you know, women are such crazy
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: fucking bitches with their periods and stuff.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: It's in the Book of Mormon. I promise it's science.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: It's literal science.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, and then we have Janelle getting upset
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: by this conversation because she doesn't like when women are
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: reduced to their biology, and so then she gets up
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: and leaves because she's like, I'm over this. And then
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Cody says, you know, I'm actually not a bad husband.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: You know. For example, I just got in a fight
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: with my bitch wife, Christine, and you know, we came
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: to the conclusion that it's because of her PMS and
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: her fucking hormone.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: And there's Christine like, you know what, He's right, it's
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: my hormones. Back to crazy out here. I'm a crazy lady.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, can we stop?
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: And Janelle walks away. But Jane, you were okay with
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: him telling her that she had PMS at the picnic
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: table though, and you can't tell me that that's not
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: something he had already said to the rest of the wires. Yeah,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: and they were fighting in the RV. So come on, Jenelle,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: be consistent.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: And this thing, like this whole conversation just pissed me
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: off because, like, you know, again, like I said at
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: the top of the episode, women shouldn't be reduced to
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: their hormonal changes, and like it's hard to be a woman,
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: it's hard to have female hormones. It's hard to bleed
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: out of your vagina once a fucking month, and so
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: I'm tired of like people talking about it like this
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: is a justification for women being irrational or whatever.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Oh sorry, we just have a portal of creativity and
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: life right between our legs where literal goddesses. My apologies, God,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: so sorry that we're literal mother nature. But like, okay,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: but I will say, with Nathan's point about, you know,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: having two women SYNCD with their cycles in the house
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: and how it's hell weak for him, I thought it
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: was kind of funny just a little bit, because I'm
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: in a lesbian relationship and so and it took in
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: case you didn't know, okay, but it took me and
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: your daughter my wife literally ten years to finally get
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: SYNCD up. Really yeah, tmi, but like it took us
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: ten years. Can you put that in the family calendar
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: so that No, I just took you. So I just
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: like make sure I don't need to come over or anything.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: You guys are taking care of it.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: No, No, I bring this up because it took us
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: that long to get to the same whatever. But like
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: now when that happens. We're just like, oh, like, let's
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: get some chocolate, let's order some pizza, let's watch a movie.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Like it's not that deep. So it's funny to.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: There's no men in your life triggering the us out
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: of you.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: I guess.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: So I just think it's funny how men act like
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: it's such a horrible fucking time and it you know,
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: they have to walk on egg shells and like, oh
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: my god, my wife gonna be a bitch this week.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: It's so terrible.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Am I right?
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Like, look, I'm not a misandrist, but men ain't shit.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Men ain't shit. They are shit. I just I love men.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: We have men who listen, yes, men who call in.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: We do love men. I have a man.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: But this whole display of religion and masculinity and misogyny
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: and yeah, commentary on biology, I hate it so much.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: You know what my favorite videos are on YouTube to
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: watch is those men getting hooked up to those like
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: period cramp simulators or those men getting hooked up to
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: like birthing simulators or whatever, and like they turn it
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: up to like you know, level two out of ten
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: or something, and they just.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Start crying the story.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Like they literally get convuls they can't do the full
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: strength of the pain that women experience, you know, And
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: I just I love that. I think it's great anyway.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: So after the whole misogynistic coversation about periods and women
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: being crazy bitches, Janelle walks out and then we go
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: over to like the kid's table or whatever, and they
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: talk about how hard it is to grow up with
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: polygamous pair and story how they get made fun of
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: in school, and I'm just like, you know, God bless,
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: but I don't care. I really don't care.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: All before we're on season eight, I know, like, how
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: often do we have to talk about that?
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: And then the family goes on a white whitewater rafting
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: trip with everybody and Aspen totally biffs it and it
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: made me think about the time that I totally did
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: that on my sixteenth birthday and I legit almost.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Died, don't die, I did.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Almost drowned because we did the same thing. We went
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: whitewater rafting in Wayrika, California, and we went on a
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: river that we didn't realize was as severe as it was,
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: and none of us were experienced, and my mom and
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: I were on the raft and I fell over and
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: hit my head on the rock.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: I almost went down on a waterfall. It was great. God,
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: it was my sixteenth birthday.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: So anyway, Aspen biffs it, she's fine. And then at
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: the end of the episode, we have Cody gifting the
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: Colliers that weird polygamist art that he bought at that
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: in Saint George. And that was kind of cringey because
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: I felt like the Colliers were kind of like, the
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: fuck is this because it was an anti polygamy ad
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: and so Cody gave it to them anyway, but he
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: made sure to keep the price tag on there so
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: everybody knew that he spent seventy five dollars on it.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Look at me, Agum, you know he didn't pay for that.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: I know that was gifted to him by his homeboy
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: for sure.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: And then we have the preview for next week's episode.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: We have Aspen and McKelty moving out finally, and then
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: we have Christine's mom, Annie moving in.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Cody is concerned because.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: He's going to be outnumbered, as if he already isn't
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: outnumbered by all these women, and then we have Christine
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: saying she's struggling with not being able to raise like
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: all of the kids, I e. Robin, because Robin has
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: a nanny at this time, and I'm pretty sure it's
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: like her sister, right, or somebody in her family.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Or something she niece, I don't know, something like that.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: So I'm looking forward to that conversation because you know,
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: Robin's gonna be very caught off guard by that with
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: her big old jaw. And then we have Annie, Christine's
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: mom talking about her time in polygamy and ultimately leaving it,
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: which is just inevitable foreshadowing for Christine Christine and.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: What's going to happen to her in her life. Crazy
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: how that works. Yes, we often mirror our moms in
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: the things that happen in our life. Happened with Mary, Yep,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: happened with Robin, happened with Christina. I don't know about Janette, well,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: kind of with Janelle a little bit.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: A little bit.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, anyway, So this was it was interesting because
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: you know, you always glean some little tidbits and there's
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: always something there that kenn and I wasn't raged a
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: couple of times, but I was also entertained. Yeah, So
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: is there anything else that we should say to these
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: beautiful raccoons before we get up on at it here bs.
• 30:10
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• 30:13
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• 30:22
  Speaker 1: We are going to be back on Thursday for the
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: general Pod with our recap of Welcome to Plathfill Season eight,
• 30:29
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• 30:37
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• 30:39
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