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Billy the Kidd in the Morning: "Is it ever okay to snack on groceries before you pay for them?” · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: Me and my boys are rolled up and we're standing
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  Speaker 1: on Business FW.
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  Speaker 2: It's time to welcome.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome Believe the Kid in the Morning, starring the one
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  Speaker 3: and only Candice Lopez and producer Pooh, Really the Kid.
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  Speaker 4: In the Morning, the Incredible live and logo.
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  Speaker 2: Billy the Kid in the Morning.
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  Speaker 5: Monday, Monday, Monday, My day. It's mixed one on two
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  Speaker 5: point nine. Good morning, Billy the Kid. Candid slow Pez
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  Speaker 5: is your producer?
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  Speaker 2: Poo is here?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, it is Monday, it's bright, it's early. But guess
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  Speaker 5: what it's gonna be a good weekend. It is, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: better than my weekend. I will tell you that much
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  Speaker 5: because of what this guy did over here, Pooh, Can
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  Speaker 5: I just start the show by telling you what he
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  Speaker 5: did to me yesterday morning?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: What do we cherish, yes, exactly on a Sunday morning.
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  Speaker 5: What do we cherish more than anything on the weekends
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  Speaker 5: besides our kids and families?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, sleep right, exactly. So yesterday six a m. My
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  Speaker 2: phone rings? What six am? My phone rings? Mention? Did
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  Speaker 2: I mention what time it was?
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  Speaker 4: Why?
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  Speaker 6: So?
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  Speaker 2: My phone rings?
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  Speaker 5: And I'm like, you know, obviously trying to grab it
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  Speaker 5: on the nightstand, Like what is going on why because
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  Speaker 5: there's a couple of people to get through VIP priority,
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  Speaker 5: even on my D n D. So it starts ringing.
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  Speaker 5: I pick up the phone. I'm like, pop the phone.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like hello.
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  Speaker 7: He's like, man, I don't know my alarm. I'm like,
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  Speaker 7: what what is going on? Because it was my alarm?
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  Speaker 7: I go, what are you talking about? He goes, my
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  Speaker 7: alarm didn't go off. I'm on my way.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's Sunday.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, technically, it's not my fault. It's my son's fault.
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  Speaker 8: And it's Billy's fault because my son pranked me, Paul,
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  Speaker 8: my twelve year old.
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  Speaker 2: Now I'm mad at Paul too. He ran in there.
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  Speaker 8: He ran in there, and I was in a coma,
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  Speaker 8: and he goes, Dad, it's six o'clock, you're gonna be
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  Speaker 8: late for work. And so I go, I go, I
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  Speaker 8: go what. He goes, it's six o'clock, you're gonna.
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  Speaker 2: Be late for work. I go, Oh, where's my phone?
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  Speaker 2: I gotta call Billy. I'm never late. Well, I kept understanding.
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  Speaker 2: He was so tired. I was so frazzled.
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  Speaker 8: I was like, I was like, I'm sorry, dog, I'm
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  Speaker 8: on the way. I'm on the way to stay and
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  Speaker 8: he goes, what are you talking about? Ye, he goes, bro,
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  Speaker 8: It's it's Sunday. I go, oh man, oh my bad.
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  Speaker 8: I guess who couldn't go back to sleep?
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  Speaker 9: So mad myself whole week He was.
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  Speaker 10: Just kicking and laughing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, now I need a whole another weekend.
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  Speaker 9: That's a brutal prey.
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  Speaker 2: So short, short story, Yeah, to ruin my weekend.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I get it. I would be so livid.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my job.
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  Speaker 5: I was excited to sleep in six am, up, bright
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  Speaker 5: and early because Pood decided to call me thing.
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  Speaker 2: I was so scared.
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  Speaker 9: It was good.
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  Speaker 4: I'm good.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: We started a baseball hitting practice yesterday, so we got
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  Speaker 11: together with our team that we hadn't seen and you know,
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  Speaker 11: it's been like over a.
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  Speaker 9: Month, so it was fun catching up with them.
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  Speaker 11: But then we started, like it slowly started getting out
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  Speaker 11: that somebody was going to the Mexican restaurant down the street,
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  Speaker 11: and then the whole team, just not the whole.
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  Speaker 9: Team, but a bunch of people went and so we
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  Speaker 9: just had a late night.
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  Speaker 11: It took like an hour to get the bills sorted
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  Speaker 11: because there were so many families and the kids were
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  Speaker 11: all mixed up. So I had a late night Sunday
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  Speaker 11: thinking like I was gonna meal prep.
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  Speaker 9: I was gonna boil eggs. I was going to come in, you.
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  Speaker 11: Know, cause I start my New Year's programs today.
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  Speaker 2: Happy New Year.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, thank you so much.
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  Speaker 11: So I was gonna be ready, rested and meal prepped.
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  Speaker 4: And here I am.
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  Speaker 2: Instead, you're tired and hungover.
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  Speaker 11: Tired, no meal prep, just grabbed a bestick on the
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  Speaker 11: way out.
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  Speaker 9: I'm in shambles today. It's Monday morning. But hey, it
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  Speaker 9: was a good time.
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  Speaker 2: Well, welcome to the weekend.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, thank you.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm sorry if I can't focus because beside he's
• 4:00
  Speaker 5: waking me up on Sunday. Who's wearing glasses which you
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  Speaker 5: just slipped on twenty seconds before going on the air.
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  Speaker 10: Right, I wanted to see what y'all thought. Yeah, glasses.
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  Speaker 2: I went and picked them up Saturday.
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  Speaker 9: Nice.
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  Speaker 2: But you got lasik?
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  Speaker 10: What do you got lasik?
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  Speaker 8: But yeah, when when I needs an alignment.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, one eye is kind of going out, like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: I'm not about to pay.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't want to pay for lasik. So my
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  Speaker 8: eye doctor was like, hey, I can get you some
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  Speaker 8: glasses you can use. Really while you're looking at screens
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  Speaker 8: and stuff in your phone. Yeah, yeah, it's okay, but
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  Speaker 8: I feel like it's hard to walk. Yeah, you know
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  Speaker 8: what I'm saying, because I'm like, are these magnifying glasses
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  Speaker 8: really okay?
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  Speaker 9: You're just looking at a screen at the moment?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly exactly what it is.
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  Speaker 11: You're gonna have to put them on right when you
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  Speaker 11: look at the screen and take them off.
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  Speaker 9: When you're done with the.
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  Speaker 2: Screen, you're gonna say, why do you put them on? Now?
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 2: You just want to look at what y'all thought about it?
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  Speaker 4: Good?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well you just want to see me better.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's tough story the kid in the.
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  Speaker 5: Morning only on the new one point cann of Slow Pez.
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  Speaker 2: What is going on?
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  Speaker 11: Well, cooler weather is here to stay this week, and
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  Speaker 11: my cooler I just mean no eighties. I think we're
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  Speaker 11: still actually above normal, but we're gonna have highs in
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  Speaker 11: the low sixties for the first half of the week
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  Speaker 11: that hides in.
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  Speaker 9: The fifties for the second half. No rain this week
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  Speaker 9: though in the forecast.
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  Speaker 2: So good? Is that perfect for you?
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  Speaker 9: That is perfect for me?
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  Speaker 11: I don't mind rain, but I'm just ready for the
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  Speaker 11: chili weather We've been waiting for winter and it just
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  Speaker 11: hasn't come.
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  Speaker 9: So I'm enjoying this.
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  Speaker 5: I'm more of a seventies girly. Why like seventy give
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  Speaker 5: me seventy one.
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  Speaker 9: Well, I'll take that in March.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, fine, I'll take it all year. You can literally
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  Speaker 5: have it seventy one all year.
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  Speaker 9: And well I think that gets old?
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  Speaker 2: Nothing, now, what's old about it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: Eventually gets old. And you want a moody, cool, rainy,
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  Speaker 9: cloudy day.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, fine, yeah.
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  Speaker 11: Chili right now though, thirty eight outside, So no shorts, Dad,
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  Speaker 11: don't put the kids in shorts today.
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  Speaker 2: Oh we're wearing shorts.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, guys.
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  Speaker 11: The Golden Globes happened last night and Hollywood Hamnet one
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  Speaker 11: battle after another and Sinners won for Big Motion Picture categories.
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  Speaker 11: Then K Pop Demon Hunters was named Best Animated Motion
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  Speaker 11: Picture their song Golden One for Best Original Song.
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  Speaker 9: That's been like my earworm for the last few weeks.
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  Speaker 11: Oh y, yeah, I haven't even seen Kpop Demon Hunters,
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  Speaker 11: but I enjoy the song.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 11: And then Timothy Shallowmey actually won his first Globe for
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  Speaker 11: his role in Marty Supreme, and then in TV The
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  Speaker 11: Pitt won Best Drama Noah Wiley from the show won
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  Speaker 11: Best Actor, and I'm just really amazed at these gift
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  Speaker 11: bags that the winner's got.
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  Speaker 9: Did you hear about this?
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  Speaker 2: This sears, yes, but I saw how much were they worth?
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  Speaker 9: Worth close to a million dollars.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, so instead of like bundling all of these gifts,
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  Speaker 11: they actually got to personalize what they want from options
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  Speaker 11: like rare collections of French wines, luxury lodge tours across
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  Speaker 11: New Zealand, supercar experiences, all these wellness retreats.
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  Speaker 9: But that's pretty intense. Close to a million dollars in
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  Speaker 9: free stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Not fair that the richest people get hooked up with
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  Speaker 2: free stuff.
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  Speaker 9: It is wild.
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  Speaker 11: Like on a smaller level, like back in the day
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  Speaker 11: when Eric was actually filming in Hollywood, he would get
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  Speaker 11: invited to these gifting suites and I would go with him,
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  Speaker 11: and I'm like, this is so awkward because you just
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  Speaker 11: go around the tables and they just give you free.
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  Speaker 9: Stuff and tell you about it. It's so weird.
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  Speaker 2: I snuck into one one time at the Mtvmas.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's a good one.
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  Speaker 2: This is back in the day with our friend Ray.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I snuck in and got so much free stuff,
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  Speaker 5: got like a g shock watch, which I thought was incredible.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh god, so many things, and I was
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  Speaker 5: just like, oh, thank you, appreciate that.
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  Speaker 2: You got to act like it's no big deal. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's what you gotta act like.
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  Speaker 5: No matter if even if they give you a brand
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  Speaker 5: new Rolls Royce, you gotta act like so what right?
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  Speaker 11: But you have to ask questions and be interested because
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  Speaker 11: they're trying to you know, sell you their product as
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  Speaker 11: they give it to you for free of course.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: But yeah, I take, you know, a trip to New
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  Speaker 9: Zealand for six nights.
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  Speaker 5: And when I started looking insign that I get bag,
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  Speaker 5: it was kind of weird because it was like so
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  Speaker 5: rich people stuff that I didn't even know.
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  Speaker 9: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It was like it was a trip to this where
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  Speaker 5: you could go through the countryside, Like yeah, I just
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  Speaker 5: go to Cancun, y.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, exactly, guys.
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  Speaker 11: The latest trend on social media is twenty at sixteen.
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  Speaker 9: You may have seen the hashtag bring.
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  Speaker 11: Back twenty sixteen, So I guess.
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  Speaker 9: Gen Zers are already over this year.
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  Speaker 11: And won a factory reset back to when things were
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  Speaker 11: more fun they say. In twenty sixteen, searches for that
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  Speaker 11: year went up four hundred and fifty two percent. In
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  Speaker 11: the last week, more than fifty five million TikTok videos
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  Speaker 11: were created using twenty sixteen filters. So they want to
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  Speaker 11: go back, specifically to things like the mannequin challenge.
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  Speaker 9: If you remember that, Yeah, it was not a good one.
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  Speaker 9: We did that with my dog and it was like
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  Speaker 9: so cute.
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  Speaker 5: I did that too. I know who didn't do that?
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  Speaker 5: Oh that was great. That was a good year.
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  Speaker 9: It was a good year. Also, they want to go
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  Speaker 9: back to Chewbacca.
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  Speaker 2: Momche you are her? Yeah, when she went viral, wasn't
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  Speaker 2: she from here?
• 8:51
  Speaker 9: She was from here? She bought that. She went to
• 8:53
  Speaker 9: make returns I think at Cole's.
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  Speaker 11: It ended up finding this mask and went viral for
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  Speaker 11: her giggle with this Chewbacca.
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  Speaker 2: I got it right here, ye, list.
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  Speaker 9: She's so cute.
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: What a great laugh, second greatest laugh in DFW.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, she was like, it's not me, it's the mess
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  Speaker 11: right behind.
• 9:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that is true. You do have a good laugh. Butoo,
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  Speaker 9: everyone always tells me that the.
• 9:18
  Speaker 5: Only reason he has a job. Oh my god, Well
• 9:23
  Speaker 5: we can hire if anything ever happens, but we can
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  Speaker 5: hire her.
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  Speaker 2: I like it.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, she's great.
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  Speaker 11: Anyways, the general consensus is just that the Internet is
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  Speaker 11: less fun now that it's more curated and performative.
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  Speaker 5: It is, it is, I agree, and you know what
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  Speaker 5: it is too is I'm not hating on influencers. I
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  Speaker 5: like influencers, but the problem with influencers right now is
• 9:44
  Speaker 5: it's oversaturated. Yeah, so there's just too many and it's gonna, naturally,
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  Speaker 5: I think, balance out. But in twenty sixteen, it was
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  Speaker 5: more like an escape. Yeah, you went there front escape.
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  Speaker 5: Not everybody was trying to sell you things. It wasn't
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  Speaker 5: always like look at me, look what I'm doing. It
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  Speaker 5: was like, this is my world. It was just kind
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  Speaker 5: of more natural.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, and breaking news wasn't just infiltrating my feed at
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  Speaker 11: every other post.
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  Speaker 5: And it wasn't always bad news. Yeah, it wasn't always
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  Speaker 5: the worst news. So I don't know. I mean that
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  Speaker 5: I love twenty sixteen. I love twenty twenty six two though.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's what you make of it. We're all good.
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  Speaker 9: Right now, there you go. I'm Kandaslopez. Those are your
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  Speaker 9: Texas top story.
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  Speaker 5: All right, ready, reeler fake news. I'm gonna give you
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  Speaker 5: three headlines. You gotta tell me which one is fake
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  Speaker 5: and It's just a fun way to talk about some
• 10:26
  Speaker 5: ridiculous stuff in the news. Candas, are you ready ready?
• 10:28
  Speaker 5: Who are you ready? I'm ready? First headline, man with
• 10:31
  Speaker 5: dementia mistake slot machine for vending machine and hits a
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  Speaker 5: one point two million dollar jackpot while he thought he
• 10:38
  Speaker 5: was getting a doctor pepper. Man with dementia mistakes a
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  Speaker 5: slot machine for a vending machine and hits a one
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  Speaker 5: point two million dollar jackpop. In the meantime, he just
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  Speaker 5: thought he was getting a doctor pepper. Oh, that's headline
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  Speaker 5: number one. Headline number two, woman files complained against her
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  Speaker 5: husband because he hid his baldness from her. Woman files
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  Speaker 5: a complaint against her husband because he hid his baldness
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  Speaker 5: from her.
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  Speaker 2: That is headline number two.
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  Speaker 5: And headline number three, Eating garlic makes you naturally repel
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  Speaker 5: off the opposite sex. Eating garlic makes you naturally repel
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  Speaker 5: off the opposite sex. That is headline number three. So
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  Speaker 5: which one do you think is the fake story?
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  Speaker 2: Tough today?
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  Speaker 6: Right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: Really tough?
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  Speaker 2: Kind of tough.
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  Speaker 5: Candis you want to go first, and you want to
• 11:28
  Speaker 5: pass it to Pooh, the intelligent Pooh this new glasses on.
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  Speaker 9: I think lock me in for that last story. Because
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  Speaker 9: that sounds like that's so good. There's no way like
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  Speaker 9: that it could be. You know, it sounds so obvious,
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  Speaker 9: too obvious.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, eating garlic.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, well it seems like duh. But why would you
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  Speaker 9: put a dust story in there?
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  Speaker 2: Why would I put a dull story?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Well, you never know what I'm doing.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what you're doing.
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  Speaker 9: But lock me in for the garlic story.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, locked in, producer, Pooh, which one do you think
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  Speaker 5: is the fake story?
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna go with that second story about the husband
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  Speaker 8: going bald and the wife getting mad.
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  Speaker 2: You don't think so, No, that sounds like the most
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  Speaker 2: reasonable story to me.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I can see that happening.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 5: I think you're faking okay, taking I'm faking that one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: all right, let's lock that in me in. And the
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  Speaker 5: winner today is Candice Lopez. Yeah, she is back at it,
• 12:23
  Speaker 5: back at it with her winning again. Congratulations Candas. And
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  Speaker 5: now it's funny that you say that, because this story
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  Speaker 5: is actually kind of crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it is fake. I made that one up.
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  Speaker 5: Eating garlic makes you naturally repel off the opposite sex,
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  Speaker 5: because the real story is it's the exact opposite. They
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  Speaker 5: say eating garlic makes you smell sexier.
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  Speaker 2: What I swear.
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  Speaker 5: When I saw this story, I was like, wait, what huh?
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  Speaker 5: Eating garlic? They say they did a study. They say
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  Speaker 5: it makes you smell naturally sexier. A new research basically
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  Speaker 5: says that, Well, listen to this study. First of all,
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  Speaker 5: in the study, women were asked to sniff a bunch
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  Speaker 5: of men's armpits. No, I don't know who's volunteering for
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  Speaker 5: this study. How much I don't know, but they must
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  Speaker 5: be getting paid a lot, and to rate the smell
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  Speaker 5: of them. Yeah, from you know, worst to best. And
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  Speaker 5: the researchers couldn't believe it because they basically they replicated
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  Speaker 5: the study three times because they just couldn't believe the results.
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  Speaker 5: But the men who ain't garlic were the most attractive, Wow,
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  Speaker 5: and smelled sexier, naturally sexier. So obviously it makes your
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  Speaker 5: breast smell bad. But that they say it makes your
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  Speaker 5: sweat glands smell better.
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  Speaker 11: Really, Yes, Okay, let canda sniff it.
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  Speaker 2: How much would it take?
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  Speaker 5: No way, he's trying to have a little fun on
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  Speaker 5: my head. The next story, woman files complaint against husband
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  Speaker 5: because he hid his baldness from her India has filed
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  Speaker 5: the police complain against her husband. After Yeah, she said
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  Speaker 5: she was tricked into marriage. Basically she was promised a
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  Speaker 5: man with thick, healthy hair. After the wedding, she learned
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  Speaker 5: her husband was actually bald and had been wearing a
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  Speaker 5: wig to hide it. So she wants a divorce. No
• 14:17
  Speaker 5: for he arranged marriage. But guys do this. It's called
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  Speaker 5: hat fishing.
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  Speaker 9: Hat fishing.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what he never been hatfished?
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: No?
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: The guy like looks hot with a hat on, then
• 14:27
  Speaker 5: he takes the hat off and you're like, oh, geez,
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: it's a real w It's a real thing that happens.
• 14:42
  Speaker 11: We have to battle in the year twenty fishing hat fishing.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: Wow, you ladies. Okay.
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: The other story is a man with dementia mistake slot
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: machine for vending machine and hits a one point two
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: million dollar jackpop when he thought he was just getting
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: a doctor pepper.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: I thought, there's no way this story's real.
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: I did some research and it's coming up where this
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: man is a US retiree, a vet I guess, in
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: his seventies with dementia and he was just trying to
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: get a dr Pepper.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: He thought he was trying to get this out of
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: a slot machine.
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: Actually happened, Yeah, and he won hit it for one
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: point two million dollars.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: In his his I guess.
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: The casino employees came over and they were like, what's
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: going on, sir? You just want congratulations? He has no
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: idea what you're talking about. And they called and contacted
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: one of his caretakers, who didn't even know he was
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: down there trying to gamble.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: What Yes, So.
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: He's got to be the luckiest person on the planet.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine that?
• 15:43
  Speaker 11: I mean, I guess, But if he doesn't know what
• 15:45
  Speaker 11: he's doing, how's he gonna know that he has a line?
• 15:47
  Speaker 8: If I'm his caretaker, I'd be like, hey, here's your doctor.
• 15:50
  Speaker 9: Peppers to promise you'll feel better.
• 15:57
  Speaker 10: Welcome to the dirty little sea.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: What is your dirty little seat? Okay, just confess. It's
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: a new year to new you.
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: Hopefully you still you know, I don't know, keep your
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: resolution going and all like it's a well Cannis, this
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: is the first day of.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: The new year for ye. Yeah, I'm starting today, you're
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: starting today, so yeah, Happy New Year.
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: It's Meekes one or two point nine, Billy a kid,
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: Canda slow Pas producer poo. If you've got a secret,
• 16:17
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  Speaker 5: one O two nine or at Billy on the radio
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: on Instagram.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Now you have one about your wife?
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I do need to confess this and get
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: it off my chest, you know, even even if I
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: never say it to her. So, so, I've been working
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: from home for the last six or seven months, and
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: you know, I handle all the finances and my wife,
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: you know, doesn't really worry about money at all. You know,
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: I work, she's at home. She trusts me. You know,
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: I love her very much. She's a very good woman.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: She keeps the house together and does a lot of
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: the house work. You know, it just makes things to
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: really feel stable at home. And I know that. But
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: you know, with me home a lot now these days,
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: every day I feel it feels like she's just you know,
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: always there, you know, like he's sitting on the couch
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: watching TV. You know, she's asked questions while I'm trying
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: to focus on work and everything, and right just every day,
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm just working full time. I'm just mentally
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: drained by the end of the day. And you know,
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: I told her, you know, things were getting tight recently
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: with money, and you know, it would really help out financially.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: I think if she got a job based just yeah,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: I don't think she liked that. Her face just changed,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: you know, I think it was shocked. But you know,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: almost immediately, you know, she went into like a panic.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: You know, then she was updating her resume, searching listings
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: and you know, talking about like contributing more, you know.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, the truth is, we don't need the money
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: as far as finances were actually fine, but I wanted
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: with space. I just needed peace and quiet at home.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: And what your wife wait, wait, crowded.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to focus, you know, and it gets distracted
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: when she's there all the time watching me and asking
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: me questions and I'm trying to work.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: I'm not. I feel so bad for your wife.
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because you I mean that financial stress is real. Yeah,
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: so you told her that you're financially struggling. It would
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: help if she got a job. But the fact of
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: the matter is, let's just cut to it.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: You want he out of the house.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Well, I told her things were getting a little tight financially.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't say I was struggling, but yeah, yeah,
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: much what you said, Yeah.
• 18:35
  Speaker 11: You know what, player and jumping right onto whatever LinkedIn.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: She's like, let me get my resume, to get a
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: bit you know what, I'll bring something to the table
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: when you're just sick of hearing her, Yeah.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: You know, somewhere where she can go, you know, something
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: to do, something that wasn't just me all day and
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: just focusing. I mean, yeah, it's hard for me to
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: like pick stuff at home and she's just watching me
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: all day.
• 19:02
  Speaker 11: Can you like go to a coworking space or oh
• 19:06
  Speaker 11: caness's time you to leave your own house? Oh yeah,
• 19:08
  Speaker 11: there's like you could just be at like a coffee
• 19:10
  Speaker 11: shop or one of those co working spaces where people
• 19:13
  Speaker 11: just go and work.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Why does she got to leave?
• 19:15
  Speaker 9: Well, I mean why does she have to get a job.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Well, she doesn't.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: It's more comfortable for me to work from home. And
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: plus I am making all the money. Ope, I mean
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: why would I have to like now find somewhere to go.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Oh I mean take that canvas? Yeah, I mean is
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: the bread winner?
• 19:32
  Speaker 9: Well, good for him, that's great, No, it is. That's
• 19:35
  Speaker 9: awesome that your wife has.
• 19:37
  Speaker 11: The flexibility that she has because you're doing so well.
• 19:40
  Speaker 9: But like for her, to have to go get a
• 19:42
  Speaker 9: job that she doesn't want.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: So are you going to let her get a so
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: she finds a full time job, you're gonna be like,
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: oh great, all right, when do you start? Or are
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: you looking for like more part time something?
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Or I just think as only as she has somewhere
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: to go something to do, or can't you just.
• 19:59
  Speaker 9: Talk to her about her be like I love to
• 20:02
  Speaker 9: distracts me.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you don't know.
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, I I it might be good for her,
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: But the fact of the matter is it's you're motivated
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: by your own self, you know, need, so you can't
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: really say what you.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Think is good for her if she hasn't told you that.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: That's my thing.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: I know it's I didn't ask her for what I needed,
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: you know, I kind of manipulated the situation a bit. Yeah,
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: she just, you know, thinks she's helping She thinks she's
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: helping us her by so she feels like a team player,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: and I just wanted her out of the house.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: It's just again the house. He's made that clear about
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: five times.
• 20:34
  Speaker 9: You have her joined some gym or like the army.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Tell her to go join a gym. Oh, so you
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: think I'm fat.
• 20:44
  Speaker 11: Now I do hobbies like go play pickleball, or like
• 20:48
  Speaker 11: take a dance class or art.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Class, large march, give the gym.
• 20:54
  Speaker 9: There's like other activities.
• 20:56
  Speaker 11: Okay, yeah, like join a tennis club.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Too late. Now he's in.
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: But that's the problem. Now you can't go back and
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: be like, hey, I was just kidding. We're not financially strong.
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: Room just kind of over you. God, can you get
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: out of the house for a couple of days, maybe
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: just one hour a day, give me, you know, give
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: me some piece of quiet that'll go over real. Well, well,
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: we're not here to judge, but please let us know
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: what happens. I would find a way to kind of
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: relieve some of the stress and anxiety from her, though,
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: because now she's in panic mode.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: I don't like that.
• 21:23
  Speaker 11: But maybe you're miscalculated and honest part time.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Honesty is the best policy.
• 21:28
  Speaker 9: Yes, always, it's.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: A tough conversation.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: But if you word it right and you say, listen,
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: I know we're around each other a lot. Maybe there's
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: a way a couple of days of the week, I
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: go to a co working space.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: And you go to yoga, right exactly, something like that.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: It's all about compromise in a relationship. Take this from
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: the single guy. She ain't gonna be trying to hear that.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: Well, sir, let us know what happens. Okay, just to
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: clear it up, do you want her out of the house?
• 21:56
  Speaker 10: Tough stories on the tents with Billy the Kid in the.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Morning, only one. She started her new year today, her
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: new year.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: New year.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: It's a year, new year, the new.
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: Year, a new year, new year. Can't a slow pez. Yes,
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: but you're starting to dying everything today.
• 22:12
  Speaker 11: Yeah, we'll see eight ye today, so we'll see.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: It's not a great way to start the new year.
• 22:17
  Speaker 11: Well, I know it's because I ended up having an
• 22:19
  Speaker 11: unexpected late night last night and so I didn't end
• 22:21
  Speaker 11: up mill prepping.
• 22:22
  Speaker 9: So this is how it goes.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: I guess it's possibly the first day of her new possibly.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, its what is going on in our world?
• 22:28
  Speaker 11: Well, Selena ISD will discuss the results from the investigation
• 22:32
  Speaker 11: into former coach Caleb Elliott and his misconduct in and
• 22:35
  Speaker 11: out of the district. A special board meeting will be
• 22:37
  Speaker 11: held at six pm tonight.
• 22:40
  Speaker 9: Of course, he's facing those federal charges.
• 22:42
  Speaker 11: Of exploitation of children as well as charges related to
• 22:45
  Speaker 11: that filming that happened inside the locker room there at
• 22:47
  Speaker 11: the middle school he was teaching at. Seventeen families filed
• 22:51
  Speaker 11: lawsuits against both he and the district. That's on top
• 22:54
  Speaker 11: of twelve other families looking for one million dollars in
• 22:57
  Speaker 11: damages each.
• 22:58
  Speaker 9: Some of the victims say they have.
• 23:00
  Speaker 11: Uncovered new evidence and they claimed there were other salina
• 23:04
  Speaker 11: ID employees who were aware of this and that this
• 23:06
  Speaker 11: is an overall systemic failure, but that meeting tonight could
• 23:10
  Speaker 11: give families some details on the outside investigation that was done.
• 23:15
  Speaker 11: So you know, this kind of felt like it went
• 23:16
  Speaker 11: on pause for a while over the holidays, but now
• 23:18
  Speaker 11: they're back for the special meeting Tonight's when a lot
• 23:21
  Speaker 11: of parents are interested to see what they have to say.
• 23:23
  Speaker 11: I'll definitely keep you posted. And Instagram says there was
• 23:27
  Speaker 11: not a security breach over the weekend, although a site
• 23:30
  Speaker 11: called malware Bite says otherwise. So these reports said users
• 23:34
  Speaker 11: got fake emails telling them to reset their passwords because
• 23:38
  Speaker 11: cyber criminals hacked over seventeen million accounts. The cybersecurity site
• 23:43
  Speaker 11: says that leaked data contained usernames, email addresses, phone numbers,
• 23:48
  Speaker 11: and in some cases physical addresses that are already for
• 23:51
  Speaker 11: sale on the dark web. I know the Internet is
• 23:54
  Speaker 11: wild these days, No wonder everyone wants to go back
• 23:56
  Speaker 11: to twenty sixteen.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Well, just the scams in general.
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: You gotta be careful because the scams are getting so good,
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: and I think they're only going to obviously get better
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: with AI. Yeah, and there's even new ones. Have you
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: heard about the scam going around where they take your
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: voice and they AI it and then they have your
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: voice call a relative saying that you need money?
• 24:15
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Like what that is terrifying?
• 24:18
  Speaker 9: Terrifying.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: So you're like, hey, mom, I need some money.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: I can't I can't talk about it, I can't really
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: answer a bunch of questions, but can you send it here?
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: And it's your voice, and of course your parents are
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: going to be like, you know, especially if they're older,
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: they're gonna.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Be like, sure, how much do you need? Yeah, that
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: ain't working with my ain. No, you don't get nobody.
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: Know that's odd, that's kind of streng you would, but listen,
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: we live in a crazy world. Yeah, another scam going
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: around with the like, have you know a jail or
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: somebody call you and say your relatives.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: In jail they need bail money.
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: And I had a friend who's just sent like twelve
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: hundred bucks because he thought his sister was in jail.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:57
  Speaker 9: Wow, I've not heard of that one.
• 25:00
  Speaker 11: We were talking about this though over the holidays with my family,
• 25:02
  Speaker 11: and we were like.
• 25:03
  Speaker 9: Let's just come up with a password.
• 25:04
  Speaker 11: We know the password if something like this ever happens,
• 25:07
  Speaker 11: like you have to be able to respond with the
• 25:09
  Speaker 11: right word, otherwise we know, like scam.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what'sword? Password?
• 25:15
  Speaker 9: Where's the money?
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: See if somebody called me and said, who was in
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: jail and need money? I mean I might send it.
• 25:20
  Speaker 9: Well that's poo, but you're like how much.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: Again.
• 25:27
  Speaker 11: Instagram's parent company, though, by the way, Meta they say
• 25:29
  Speaker 11: this was a bit vague, but they have fixed an
• 25:32
  Speaker 11: issue that did let an external party request passwords for
• 25:35
  Speaker 11: some people, So just change your password. Anyways, it sounds
• 25:38
  Speaker 11: like offers are starting to pour in from Netflix, Amazon,
• 25:41
  Speaker 11: and pretty much every major network for Travis Kelce to
• 25:45
  Speaker 11: join their NFL broadcast teams. Of course, his contract with
• 25:49
  Speaker 11: the Chiefs ended this season, but a source of saying
• 25:52
  Speaker 11: that discussions with these platforms isn't affecting his decision to
• 25:56
  Speaker 11: retire from football or not apparently he's had these conversations
• 26:00
  Speaker 11: for years now at this point, but Travis has said
• 26:03
  Speaker 11: he needs time to, you know, get close to the
• 26:05
  Speaker 11: family and figure things out. So I just can't imagine
• 26:08
  Speaker 11: he's retiring from football without a big final game send
• 26:11
  Speaker 11: off with his family there. And I don't know Taylor
• 26:14
  Speaker 11: on the field, but you know it could happen.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: But he get married again.
• 26:17
  Speaker 9: The rumor is June, right, So if.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: He gets married June, I mean you know what, he
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: might he might retire, you think, so he's mister swift now, yeah, done,
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: wrap it up.
• 26:27
  Speaker 11: Yeah, but he's definitely going to be a broadcaster. Oh yeah,
• 26:30
  Speaker 11: you know, I just wonder which network.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: Well, it depends on what Taylor wants. That's what it
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: comes down to, pigs. But yeah, for the rest of
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: his life, Taylor decides.
• 26:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and that's not a bad life, No, not at all. Netflix,
• 26:42
  Speaker 9: Fox Sports, what is it going to be?
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: Whatever?
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Whatever? Whatever she wants. Yeah, she's singing to negotiate his deal.
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: Okay, you say so, missus White. Yeah, just a group
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: and then good, he should don't fumble that bag.
• 26:55
  Speaker 9: He bet he won't. He won't. I'm candle slow Pez.
• 26:58
  Speaker 9: Those are your Texas Top Stories.
• 27:01
  Speaker 10: All right, he's done for Candace Court.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: It gets settled here with Billy the Kid in the morning, Yes.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: It does.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: Welcome to Candis Court on Mixed one or two point
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: nine and Bailly the Kid. The Honorable Judge Candae Lopez.
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: All rise, we're gonna call her judge blankets. Yes, she's
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: wearing three, at least three blankets.
• 27:19
  Speaker 9: It's freezing here. We're mittens right now.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: I can't even see her. I honestly can barely see all.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: I see his eyes.
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: Okay, oh there you are? Okay, pretty sure? Who is here?
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: It is freezing in the studio. I mean it's thirty
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: two out side right now.
• 27:30
  Speaker 9: Thirty two in and our AC is on.
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: Our ac is stuck on. They've been trying to fix
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: it for months. We don't know what's going on. I
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: can't feel my thumbs. Yeah, I don't know what's happening.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: Either way, here we go. If you have something for
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• 27:44
  Speaker 5: on Instagram, listen to this one. According to my eight
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: year old son, I'm the worst mom in the world.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: His dad and I are divorced, and he spent some
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: time with him over Christmas, of course. Well, when I
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: went to pick him up, he ran out to the
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: car all excited with his.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Bag and a cage.
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: In that cage was a lizard a gecko that he
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: was so excited to show me that his Aunt Tammy
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: gave him for Christmas. He's always an Aunt Tammy. She's
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: the drunk aunt right by the way. I don't know
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: for sure, but I'm assuming she is. He opened the
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: door and said, Mom, look, I got a lizard for Christmas.
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: I couldn't hold back my anger and told him he
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: needed to take it back inside into his dad's house,
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: that there was no way we were taking a lizard home. O.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Man, that's tough.
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: I was so mad she wouldn't discuss this with me first.
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: He started freaking out and crying, saying that he would
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: take care of it. But it's not about that. I
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: just don't want a lizard inside my house. They're disgusting.
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: He ran back inside and his dad and I ended
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: up talking. His dad blew it off like it wasn't
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: a big deal. I think it was so rude and
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: disrespectful for her not to discuss this with me before
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: before she gave it to him. His dad said this
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: would be a good thing for him to learn responsibility,
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: and I was just overreacting.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Am I really?
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: And there's like eight thousand question marks? Am I being selfish?
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: Candis court help?
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Okay? Well here we are. Candis your initial thoughts?
• 29:18
  Speaker 11: Oh, when my kid is so excited about something, there's
• 29:21
  Speaker 11: just no way.
• 29:22
  Speaker 9: I just can't get on board, at least at this point.
• 29:25
  Speaker 11: There's never been anything that he's been so excited about
• 29:28
  Speaker 11: that I just had to cancel immediately.
• 29:30
  Speaker 9: Really like this situation?
• 29:32
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, how sad to just break his little
• 29:35
  Speaker 11: heart when he comes out with his new friend.
• 29:37
  Speaker 9: Right, h again eight? Yeah, I have a seven year old.
• 29:41
  Speaker 9: I can't imagine that.
• 29:42
  Speaker 11: Now the aunt let's back it up for a second.
• 29:45
  Speaker 9: Really, you're just gonna give a living thing to my
• 29:49
  Speaker 9: kid for Christmas?
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: I think we all can agree that's awful. Yeah, you
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: shouldn't have done that. What do you need Why no
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: one should take the responsibility of giving a kid a
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: pet where it's going to be transferred to mom without
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: discussing it, because obviously this is a unique situation, So
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: you can't talk to you got to talk to the other.
• 30:09
  Speaker 11: Parent, right If he was going to leave it at
• 30:11
  Speaker 11: dad's house or whatever, and that's going to be you know,
• 30:14
  Speaker 11: his little friend at dad.
• 30:15
  Speaker 9: Okaylid, Right, you talked Dad about me and then take
• 30:19
  Speaker 9: it back in the right.
• 30:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's the cool ant. That's the beauty of being
• 30:24
  Speaker 8: a cool ad. I got one of them cool ants.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: That always cool ant.
• 30:28
  Speaker 9: But I would never give my nieces.
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: A lie because you're also a smart aunt, right, and
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: you consider it considerate ant and considerate cand You're not
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: crazy drunk aunt, Tammy, just running around here giving geckos.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: For here, what do you want next? A shotgun? Eight year?
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Take this home?
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: Here you go here, here's some knife, some brand new
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: knife you could play with at home.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that's ridiculous.
• 30:51
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it wasn't very well thought out, Tammy, No, not
• 30:54
  Speaker 9: at all.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: So the bottom line is, though, here's the problem is
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: do you do what she did and do you go, hey,
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: take that lizard back inside your dad's house.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it can live there.
• 31:05
  Speaker 11: I could never, really, I think I could, really you would.
• 31:10
  Speaker 9: I love animals.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: I do love animals.
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: I say that, but I also am a sucker sometimes,
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: especially when it comes to my son.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: I probably would take it home, but I would be
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: so mad about it, right, so mad I might get
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: loose by accident.
• 31:27
  Speaker 11: Would you also send a strongly word in text?
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: I would. I would be mad at Tammy forever. Yeah,
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: but I might take the damn lizard home?
• 31:36
  Speaker 9: How long do those live? Like g goos? Like what's
• 31:39
  Speaker 9: the and what's the care for a lizard? They can't
• 31:41
  Speaker 9: be that high maintenance?
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: So no, but no, but I had a lizard and
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: you have to buy it. I know the lizard I had.
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: We had to get live crickets.
• 31:50
  Speaker 9: Oh the line.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: Well, that's what you'd be doing.
• 31:53
  Speaker 11: Probably no eight year old would be doing that for sure, No,
• 31:56
  Speaker 11: he would.
• 31:57
  Speaker 8: You had to just get the crickets and then a
• 31:59
  Speaker 8: rock and that's it, like a warming rock.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Thank god, you don't have a pat.
• 32:05
  Speaker 10: I went over there and took care of your lizard
• 32:07
  Speaker 10: one time.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: That's all white died because you took care of it.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it give it a rock and a No,
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: you have to get heated rock.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: You have to get heated rock, that's what I mean.
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: You have to give it a lamp, like a light lamp,
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: water and live crickets.
• 32:22
  Speaker 11: Certain vere was that require a lamp though, like a
• 32:24
  Speaker 11: sun inside their cage is just too much for me.
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: I agree. I'll never do it again. Never do it again,
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: Rest in peace, Dizzy. Yeah, our lizard a trip and
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: sometimes I went over there. He was so mean. Yeah,
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: oh yeah, you'd stick your hand on me. I'd be like, yeah,
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: I thought he was.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Racist at first, but he bit billy, you know what.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: I'm like.
• 32:44
  Speaker 8: That was like here, Dizzy, he took a b I
• 32:47
  Speaker 8: was like, hey, I think.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: I have a racist lizard.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: I think you did.
• 32:51
  Speaker 8: I'm sorry, but no, he bit you and you had
• 32:53
  Speaker 8: black tendency. So that's true in the same boat as me.
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: I don't know, all right, can't the verdict in doesn't
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: matter what we think is what you think.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: You're the judge. That's true, all right? What is it?
• 33:04
  Speaker 9: Look? I think Mom, I get it.
• 33:06
  Speaker 11: I get your frustration with this and it was kind
• 33:08
  Speaker 11: of a shocker, But you're guilty of being a crocodile.
• 33:11
  Speaker 9: Christy. It's not like we brought home a crocodile. It's
• 33:15
  Speaker 9: a get go christ Yeah, it's just a little lizard.
• 33:19
  Speaker 9: Can't we figure this out?
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Listen, what is a crocodile to do with cade?
• 33:23
  Speaker 11: Because she's acting like you brought home a giant crocodile.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: She's a pterodactyl.
• 33:31
  Speaker 11: Tammy, it's just a little lizard.
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: Wownd, I am surprised you can handle it. Timmy dying
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: laughing This thread about I don't know, just parents and
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: how boomer parents do funny things. Right, Yeah, we have
• 33:45
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• 33:50
  Speaker 2: He is a boomer parent.
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: Can we go over some of the things though that
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: we're on this thread? That had me cracking up? And
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: I got to tell you something that my mom does
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: to every that makes me laugh every year when it
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: comes to my birthday. She's gonna kill me for talking
• 34:04
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• 38:03
  Speaker 2: We were just talking about this.
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: It's barely the kid Candicelopez produce a pooh and it
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: was cracking me up because I mean, listen, boomers are funny,
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: they do funny things. And there's a whole thread on
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: Reddit right now going around about just strange funny things
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: that boomer parents do. Okay, and I kid around with Pooh,
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: he's not a boomer. No close, it's close either way.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: The thread is hysterical. And I know, like, my mom
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: does something so funny. She's a boomer. She does many
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: funny things, like one of the times I'll never forget
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: for Thanksgiving one year, she was just she was on
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: a roll sending everybody a happy Thanksgiving right with what
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: she thought was a turkey emoji, but it was a
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: chicken emoji. I thought it was the funniest thing. It
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: was like, Happy Thanksgiving chicken And I go, are we
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: having chicken? She's like, no, silly, We're having turkey. And
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: I was like, and why you keep sending everybody a
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: chicken emoji?
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: That's not a chick it is a chicken emoji. Oh
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: my gosh, she does that? What else did she do? Oh?
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: And every year for my birthday and this has got
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: to be the funniest thing. Yeah, she posts a picture
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: on Instagram or Facebook or whatever of a picture of
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: me when I was like a little kid. But the
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: funny part and cannas every year Cannis cracks up.
• 39:23
  Speaker 9: It's like your school picture.
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: Took a school picture of me back in the day,
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: and every single year she writes the happy Birthday message
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: right over my face.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: You can't I know, I.
• 39:36
  Speaker 9: Took a screenshot of his last year.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: You can't even see who the kid is right, No,
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: know it was you, And.
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: I don't know why she does that, but she covers
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: my entire face. I'm like, what is that all about.
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: She's like, I wasn't trying to I was trying to
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: move it down, but then I just posted it, so
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: it's whatever. I'm like, okay, good, No, It's so funny.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: Though.
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: Now some of the other funny thing that people were
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: posting on Reddit this had me cracking up. This guy wrote,
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: my dad pretty much exclusively has his phone on speaker
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: and just walks around in public, talking with it at
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: max volume and talking really loud himself. I'm like, Dad,
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: the entire supermarket doesn't want to listen to you, and
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: Uncle Jim complains about how often you have to pee.
• 40:25
  Speaker 9: I think my dad's guilty of doing speakerphone also, but
• 40:28
  Speaker 9: not in the grocery store. Is he really we're hanging out?
• 40:32
  Speaker 9: I guess it.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: Is because you know who does it on the show.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Just sometimes you are speakerphone guy.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: You are.
• 40:41
  Speaker 9: It's a nice feature, it is when you're in public.
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: We don't need it, we don't you know that. I'd
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: rather you have b bluetooth guy in ebud guy.
• 40:52
  Speaker 11: One earbud guy be one earbud guy.
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: Then then sometimes I'm like, I'm sorry, sir, no I'm
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: on the phone.
• 41:00
  Speaker 9: It's so awkward.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: Ela.
• 41:02
  Speaker 9: The other day, excuse me, Oh did it really? I
• 41:04
  Speaker 9: thought he was talking to me, do you remember?
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, said you said, oh, what's that? And he goes, no,
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: and he pointed to his ear, goes, oh, I'll be
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: in the corner.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: Someone else in this thread talking about their boomer parents
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: is my mom balances her check book every week and
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: they still have a landline.
• 41:24
  Speaker 9: Oh that's kind of that's cute. The landline's cute. The checkbook, Yeah,
• 41:29
  Speaker 9: that's a lot.
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: I mean I still checks every once in a while.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: You do, yeah, every like certain things I just write
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: checks for.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 41:35
  Speaker 11: I wouldn't even know where to find my checkbook really
• 41:38
  Speaker 11: right now.
• 41:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and it's probably got my parents address on it.
• 41:40
  Speaker 9: It's that old.
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: I was writing a check one time. My son writer
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: was like, Dad, what is that?
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Like god him such a dinosaur.
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: Uh. This woman says, my mom writes her emails and
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: Microsoft word that attaches the word document to the email.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: Boomer, you're doing too much, that's doing a lot. Okay.
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: Oh Now, this is something that I think older generations
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: are definitely guilty of, and it shows how far that
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: I think we've come, not to say we don't have
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: a little further to go. Constantly mentioning the race or
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: ethnicity of.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Everyone they mentioned.
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: Oh yes, that is something that older people did back
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: in the day. Hopefully it's changed, but you know, like
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: my grandfather would do this, and it was so weird
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: because he'd be like, oh, he's a nice Oriental man,
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: and I'm like, what.
• 42:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah, why does that even say that? Grandpa?
• 42:36
  Speaker 10: My boy, Bubba Horton, his grandfather did the same thing.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: He's like, I swear you're freeing. He's one of them.
• 42:43
  Speaker 10: He's a black guy, but he's got the best manners.
• 42:48
  Speaker 8: He's one of those well well mannered black guys.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: To you in front of you.
• 42:56
  Speaker 10: Bubby was like, oh, man, I don't know what he might.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: I'll laugh because it was funny to be. Can't help
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: the old man?
• 43:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you need to stick with him. He's
• 43:09
  Speaker 8: one of those well man or black.
• 43:10
  Speaker 9: Guys these days.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: She's laughing at that because it's not funny.
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: But it's funny, and it'll usually be about a story
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: that it doesn't even apply to.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: I don't even need to know the race or ethnicity
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: of the person.
• 43:27
  Speaker 9: That's usually the case.
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: My Grandpa'd be like, well he was an Italian, and
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: I'm like, so what who cares?
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: But doesn't pertain to the story.
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: Oh this person said My boomer mom, poor thing. Every
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: time she goes to Google, she finds Google and then
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: types google and Google before googling. Oh gosh, what else
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: do boomer parents do? My mom will always ask me
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: to bring in the mail when they go away for
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: twenty four hours, like going anywhere, Mom relaxed.
• 44:01
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's kind of cute.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: I think about that.
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: And like the one other boomer thing that I think
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: every boomer, it just happens when you cross a certain
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: threshold of age, your font automatically.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: Also, yeah, my ain't Terry's font?
• 44:15
  Speaker 8: Like like, I'm reading a comic book that bubbles so
• 44:19
  Speaker 8: big you can see.
• 44:20
  Speaker 9: It from the kitchen.
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, one word, like one word at a time on
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: the screen. The fun is so big, Like are you
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: trying to read it or the person if that's a
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: stream trying to read it?
• 44:33
  Speaker 9: My god, Oh that's a hot take.
• 44:36
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• 45:00
  Speaker 5: here because we're talking about this influencer who admitted online
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: to snacking on groceries before pain and it became this
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: big viral thing online because she basically goes up to
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: the counter and she's like, sorry, but I already opened
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  Speaker 5: this and I started eating it and it was like
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: one little thing.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: And then she's like, oh and this too, and it
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: was like a sushi.
• 45:20
  Speaker 9: Roll, a sushi roll.
• 45:22
  Speaker 11: Yeah, girl, you couldn't wait to get in the car.
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: And people were just just going in on her, saying,
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: opening food at the grocery store before you pay for it,
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: it's disgusting. Don't do it. And I'm like, okay, I've
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: done it before. I don't really feel like there's anything
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: wrong with it. Hot take is there?
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: You let me know?
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: And then I said something as simple as this, and
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: Cannas and Pooh both went in on me, and I
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: think you are both wrong on this. Who doesn't try
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: grapes before they buy them?
• 45:51
  Speaker 9: I don't.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: I don't either. You are a liar, Poop, I don't.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: I don't. You are a liar.
• 45:56
  Speaker 9: I don't.
• 45:56
  Speaker 11: I don't even try them when they put them in
• 45:58
  Speaker 11: like the little bowl out there home, or you like
• 46:02
  Speaker 11: to taste those?
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: I believe you. I believe you. I do not believe
• 46:05
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• 46:09
  Speaker 2: I don't do it. I'll wait till I get home.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: So you just buy the grapes and you have no
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: idea what they taste like.
• 46:13
  Speaker 9: I don't care.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: I can look, I can eeb at them.
• 46:16
  Speaker 9: Aren't that risky? They I fairly get a bag of
• 46:19
  Speaker 9: grapes and I'm like, do.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: You feel him at least? No, No, you don't do
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: a little squeeze.
• 46:24
  Speaker 9: No avocados, yes, grapes.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: No, I squeeze my avocados. I know how.
• 46:28
  Speaker 10: Now he squeezed, I could pick avocados.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: I know how to pick that. Well, that's your hidden talent. Congratulations. Grapes. Yeah,
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: I just look.
• 46:36
  Speaker 8: They come into a little plastic container, and then I
• 46:38
  Speaker 8: rent them when I get.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: Home, with strawberries too, but I don't ever. I rent
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: some when I get home too. But I'm just saying,
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: if you're putting.
• 46:45
  Speaker 11: Your hands in another bag of grapes that someone else
• 46:47
  Speaker 11: is gonna buy it, you're like, no, thanks.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: And someone else?
• 46:50
  Speaker 9: How many hands have been in the grapes?
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: Like whatever I've eaten worse?
• 46:55
  Speaker 9: I mean, I'm sure we all have one.
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: Little grape would test the side on it, and maybe
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: a few bugs is not to kill me.
• 47:01
  Speaker 11: No, and grapes are worried about it's other people's hands
• 47:04
  Speaker 11: up in there.
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: Well, grapes are expensive, and I'm telling you that's why
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: you got to make sure you're getting over that.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: I don't think that's crazy.
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: You've never can no, Okay, forget the grapes, and you've
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: never opened anything up in the grocery store before you
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: paid for it.
• 47:15
  Speaker 11: Only when my son was really speaking, he was like
• 47:18
  Speaker 11: having a snack attack. But it wasn't like a fresh
• 47:20
  Speaker 11: like like produce like that.
• 47:22
  Speaker 9: It was like a snack bar or something.
• 47:23
  Speaker 10: You don't you know, Pooh, No, I don't know.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: I don't do that.
• 47:28
  Speaker 8: I used to, matter of fact, my crackhead uncle, uncle Fred.
• 47:32
  Speaker 8: He would always when he'd go shopping with us, he'd
• 47:34
  Speaker 8: eat chips and stuff. And he'd be like, if you
• 47:37
  Speaker 8: just just get him when we check out, And I'm like, no,
• 47:39
  Speaker 8: don't eat chips while we're in here shopping, right, And.
• 47:41
  Speaker 11: Then you have your chip hands all over the car,
• 47:43
  Speaker 11: and then I touched the cart.
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah nasty.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you, this wasn't pooh.
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: The guy though that we were at Bucki's that you said,
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: we all got brisket sandwiches. And he started eating his
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: before we even left the store, okay, And he said,
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: if you've finishing before you get to the cashier, it
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: ain't stealing.
• 48:06
  Speaker 8: But yeah, hey, but that was a fresh BUCkies sandwich.
• 48:09
  Speaker 10: Oh, that's not a grocery store.
• 48:11
  Speaker 8: It's not just sitting up there to me, and I
• 48:14
  Speaker 8: just Yeah, it went into my stomach. I'm not touching
• 48:17
  Speaker 8: no grapes has just been sitting out there. That's Central
• 48:20
  Speaker 8: Market that got the cotton candy grapes. That's a I
• 48:24
  Speaker 8: see people's hands.
• 48:25
  Speaker 11: They could wrap the brisket sandwich back up in the
• 48:27
  Speaker 11: foil and make it, you know.
• 48:29
  Speaker 9: Pretty much the same as it was before.
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: I know, you're not sticking up for him on that
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: he was about to steal. He was about to steal
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: from BUCkies and I ended.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Up paying for it. You paid for it, you know.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't gonna steal no.
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: It.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: I would love to see Bucky chase you down and
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: tackle you over a brisket sandwich.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine tackles the parking lot.
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna put a little pole up online because
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: I think this is so normal to especially the grapes,
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: to test a few grapes.
• 49:02
  Speaker 11: But like, some people keep eating and eating, and I'm like,
• 49:05
  Speaker 11: don't they charge you by the pound. So by the
• 49:07
  Speaker 11: time you took the bag and started eating, then the price.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: Was going down. That's their problem. I put a little
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: pull up at Billy on the radio.
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: At Billy on the radio, I'm not talking about eating
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: something like major.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Before you leave, I'm gonna eat sushi.
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: This influencer that went viral, she's got like four million
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: views because she said she ate sushi.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: Start Kroger sushi before she even got to the line.
• 49:32
  Speaker 10: Until you get home. That don't make any sense.
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: Taking a few grapes I love. This is what annoys
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: me about this? Is you two Candise and Pooh you collaborate.
• 49:42
  Speaker 9: No, we don't.
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: What do you mean?
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: No?
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: Everyone, because Poo's.
• 49:45
  Speaker 9: Nest foods together one time.
• 49:47
  Speaker 8: They First of all, when you grab when you pick
• 49:49
  Speaker 8: up an RC, do.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: You stick a rotisserie chicken?
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 49:53
  Speaker 8: Do you pick up a drumstick up out of it
• 49:55
  Speaker 8: and then pay for the rest?
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: No?
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: You wait exactly so black it's not one of the
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: That's not like a finger food that I would normally do.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: I mean the bag is right. If I get a
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: box of cheese, it's I might open the cheese.
• 50:06
  Speaker 10: It's why why would you do that?
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: No?
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: No?
• 50:10
  Speaker 9: You can wait to get in the car.
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: Or if I don't know if the orange is going
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: to be good, I might eat an orange first.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: No, I know this ribbi is good unless I took
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: it neat.
• 50:24
  Speaker 9: Okay, this is dirty, little secret, little z.
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: I'm mixed one on two point nine Bill at a
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: kid candy slow pants producer Pood. We're freezing in here
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: to the point I can't even feel my fingers right Like,
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: it's thirty four outside.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: It's got to be negative thirty in here. Oh yeah,
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: the AC is on, it's blowing. Look at Poo's laughing tomorrow.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: It's our AC's broken. Our ac just doesn't turn off.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: Yes, what.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: Cana has fifteen blankets on? I can't feel my nose.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: It's a lot and Pooh is what do you do?
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Don't you cold?
• 50:59
  Speaker 8: No, are not cold. I'm actually content. It's colder and
• 51:03
  Speaker 8: jail than in here, So I'm good.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: I've never been to jail. You got a dirty little secret?
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: There's one eight three three seven eight seven one o
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: two nine you tell us yours?
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: You got one?
• 51:13
  Speaker 13: Well you can be the judge.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, good? What happened?
• 51:17
  Speaker 13: All right? I'm gonna try to keep this PG. Thirteen
• 51:19
  Speaker 13: so I don't dies embarrassed. I'll tell you this.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: Oh this is good.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:25
  Speaker 13: So last weekend my husband and I were getting a
• 51:28
  Speaker 13: little you know, frisky. Okay, things were you know, sort
• 51:33
  Speaker 13: of happening yeah, and we'd gone out to dinner, we
• 51:37
  Speaker 13: had a few drinks. We came home, the sitter had
• 51:40
  Speaker 13: the kids in bed, like everything was good. So we
• 51:44
  Speaker 13: went to go and you know, have a little fun
• 51:47
  Speaker 13: for ourselves.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why, hey, why not?
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 51:52
  Speaker 13: I mean it was oh gosh. So I'm not sure
• 51:58
  Speaker 13: what my husband was thinking, but he thought it would
• 52:01
  Speaker 13: be a great idea to get in the shower.
• 52:04
  Speaker 10: Oh okay, okay.
• 52:06
  Speaker 13: And you know this is after numerous glasses of wine. Okay, okay,
• 52:11
  Speaker 13: But apparently we thought we were in our twenties again.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: So you're.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: So you get in the shower to you know, obviously
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: clean and do stuffy scrub the.
• 52:23
  Speaker 13: Tile exactly exactly, scrub the townel. And you know, it's hot, mare,
• 52:30
  Speaker 13: and I'm feeling you know, I'm feeling extra secty. I
• 52:35
  Speaker 13: thought it would be extra hot if I jumped up
• 52:37
  Speaker 13: on him, you know, like into his arms, like we're
• 52:39
  Speaker 13: in a movie and a boiler alert. I ended up
• 52:45
  Speaker 13: with eight stitches and a concussion.
• 52:48
  Speaker 10: Oh no, my you did not.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: So you tried to You tried to jump on me.
• 52:58
  Speaker 13: Do you know what they're doing a bachelor?
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: How she jumped up on Oh yeah, yeah, girl, this
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: ain't the bad so you got you got bad knees?
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: Girls?
• 53:08
  Speaker 13: Oh my god, I was, you know, because Okay, so
• 53:11
  Speaker 13: when I jumped up, he lost his grip, you know,
• 53:14
  Speaker 13: and I fell backwards and I hit my head. We
• 53:17
  Speaker 13: have a ledge in the shower, and I hit my
• 53:19
  Speaker 13: head right on that ledge. It started bleeding everywhere.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: Oh my, that's.
• 53:26
  Speaker 13: A scene from It was like a scary movie. Like
• 53:28
  Speaker 13: there was so much blood. He felt so bad.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, So what do you do? Like you're
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: in the shower bleeding out.
• 53:36
  Speaker 13: I'm bleeding and we're tipsy. So we can't drive. So
• 53:40
  Speaker 13: we had to call nine one woe Oh my god,
• 53:45
  Speaker 13: you know, and just all all hell broke loose. The
• 53:48
  Speaker 13: kids woke up, the neighbors woke up, and then here
• 53:51
  Speaker 13: I am. I had to tell the ems, the doctors,
• 53:55
  Speaker 13: the nurse, everyone else what happened.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: It was so oh you told them the truth.
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I'd have told the truth, I
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: just slipped. I'd have been like, yeah, slip, not that
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: I was scrubbing the tile.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Yah.
• 54:06
  Speaker 13: Well, I feel like, you know, the doctors in the like,
• 54:10
  Speaker 13: I have to tell them what happened. But but everyone
• 54:13
  Speaker 13: at work.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
• 54:14
  Speaker 13: I think that I slipped and fell into our pool,
• 54:19
  Speaker 13: and you know, I swear they probably think I'm lying,
• 54:22
  Speaker 13: but I will never own up to that one.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: I just the visual of you, just, you know, because
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: you have a couple of glasses of wine, You're like,
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: I'm sexy.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: First of all, that's the worst. Like, let's be real, Yeah,
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: getting in the shower.
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: Is a bad idea because one of you is never
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: going to be in the water. One of you's cold,
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: and if it's a guy who's cold, things happen when
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: we're cold.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: It's not good. You know what I'm saying.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: It was good.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: I know he feels bad.
• 54:52
  Speaker 13: He feels so bad.
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: Well, because really it's his fault. You can blame him.
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: He didn't grab you.
• 54:56
  Speaker 9: Nobody falls in the movie.
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: Well, hey, that's a good, dirty little secret. I want
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: to know if other people have had what do we
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: call these, We call them romantic injuries. If you've had
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: a romantic injury, let us know, because I mean.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: It happens. Sometimes. It happened. Who's had a romantic injury before?
• 55:17
  Speaker 10: Didn't you When I tried to impress that girl chip
• 55:20
  Speaker 10: my tooth?
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm talking about. That's not romantic.
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: No, when you were hooking up with one of those
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: the girls, that girl from Forny used to date whatever, Yes,
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: he did, jack Rabbit Jackie, that's what we called her.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: She broke his leg in a romantic injury. He's blushing.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: I could tell the insurance at the time she gonna
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: jump on me like that.