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Walmart Stories Are Delicious w/ Houston Pierce · The Delicious Culture with Jon Francois

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  appreciated. Hello, delishies. Grab a plate and
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  feast on the delicious culture. I'm your host,
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  John Francois. We are feasting on food, pop culture,
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  and lifestyle with movie reviewer, DJ, host of
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  the 1000 Crazy Questions podcast, Houston Pierce.
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  Houston, how you doing, man? I'm doing good.
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  Thanks for asking. Thanks for having me on. Yeah.
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  And thanks for having me on your podcast not
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  too long ago. I had the great pleasure of being
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  on 1000 crazy questions. And what I love is that
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  it's a series of fun would you rather questions.
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  I'll make something up. This is not a question
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  that you actually asked me on the podcast, but
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  you know, questions like would you want $50 a
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  week? being punched in the stomach once a day
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  or $500 a week being kicked in the balls once
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  a day, like stuff like that. But you know what,
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  you can legitimately answer that question if
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  you want. Punched in the stomach versus kicked
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  at the balls, were those the options? Okay, but
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  the same amount of money? No, $50 a week being
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  punched in the stomach once a day or $500 a week
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  being kicked in the balls once a day. I'll take
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  the stomach. Yeah. Yeah. Cause we probably have
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  both experienced that feeling of being kicked
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  in the balls. And it's not worth it. It's not
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  worth it. Also, if it's more sustainable, I feel
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  like I couldn't live like the way I'm going to
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  get kicked in the balls every day. I just, I
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  couldn't punch in something that's bad enough,
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  but that's just, it's too much. Yeah. Yeah. I
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  mean, both, both are excruciating pains. I can
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  definitely remember being young school aged,
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  I know that being kicked in the balls. The last
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  time I remember that happening was at the end
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  of middle school. Like it was like middle school
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  graduation and then we all like hung out in the
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  cafeteria for something. And these two girls
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  thought it would be fun to play some sing songy
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  game, like, and then like punch me in the balls
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  with both their fists. So it was not really kicking
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  with their feet, but kicking with their fists.
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  And they did it with a bunch of other guys as
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  well. It wasn't just me. Um, so that was painful.
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  I hated that. And then, um, maybe like when I
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  was puncturing the stomach, like I was, it was
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  an accident, but like, it's not that far off
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  from the feeling of being kicked in the balls,
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  which is just like this sort of like, you know
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  how, uh, that, that sort of whack -a -mole game
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  that you have at the amusement park, but except
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  it's not like the mini whack -a -mole that's
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  like a table game. It's you, you, you, you whack
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  it and then the thing goes up and it lights up.
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  You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, like the
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  strength test, like test your strength thing
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  and it goes up and goes ring, ring, ring, ring,
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  ring. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. How
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  about you? What was the last time you were punched
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  in the stomach or kicked in the balls? You said,
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  let's share that story. Oh yeah, of course. Yeah,
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  the last time I think I was kicked in the balls
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  was I was hit or punched, whatever. It was high
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  school and I was in football for freshman year.
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  And it was something called, it wasn't really
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  kick or even a punch really, but it was called,
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  did you ever, did you get nut checked? Like they
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  call it nut check or cup check. That's what it
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  was, cup check to see if you're like wearing
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  your cup and they would knock on your, you know,
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  your nuts and then like see like, you wearing
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  your cup, you know, and they'd run up and smack
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  you right there. And I got got once, right? Like
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  it was like maybe first week or so and I was
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  like, oh, you know, I was like, went to my knees.
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  I never again, I always wore my cup. They always
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  kept doing it. And I always wore my cup from
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  then on. No, everyone else would forget it or
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  something. No. And then also, it came up the
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  last time I was punched in the stomach. But I
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  remember the last time I was punched in the face.
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  And it was maybe the first time I had been squarely
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  punched in my face. And I was in the store. I
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  was in... Walmart, I hate Walmart, but I was
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  in Walmart with my sister and I was telling her
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  something. I was like, you need to do this, and
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  you need to do this. And I was telling her off
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  because she was doing something, right? And like,
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  I stand by what I said. I was like, I was righteously
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  telling her what she needed to do about a situation.
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  And she got angry at me and punched me squarely
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  in my face, like just in Walmart. And I'm just
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  like, I was like taken back. This is my older
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  sister, by the way, about a year. But she punched
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  me in my face. I was so angry. but I can't do
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  anything because I'm in public. Growing up, I
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  don't know if you have siblings, but I've fought
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  my sister a lot, but this is the first time as
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  an adult, I was like, you just, I was like, you
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  punched me. in the nose, like she just, yeah.
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  I felt like such a stooge, but I was so angry.
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  What can I do? You know, get punched in your
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  face. Well, if your sister has the balls, ha
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  ha, no pun intended, to punch you in the face
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  publicly at Walmart, I think it's fair to punch
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  her publicly back in the face. I couldn't. I
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  just, I couldn't. She was, uh... I don't know
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  if she was pregnant at the time, but she was
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  a woman, she's my sister, and I think she was
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  pregnant at the time. I didn't want that look
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  on me. You can't hit a woman, rules, yes, I understand
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  what you're talking about. Growing up, she wasn't
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  a woman, she was my sister, but the older we
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  got, the more it was like, I can't fight you
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  the way we used to fight. Yeah. It was unfair.
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  Maybe the internet connection lag is what got
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  me lost on the answer to the question here, but
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  did you say why your sister punched you publicly
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  and what was the reason? Argument. Argument.
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  She was quiet and I was telling her some stuff
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  like how you need to do this and this and this
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  and she got angry. She just punched me in the
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  face. It was the argument. Simple. Plain and
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  simple. She got angry. What was the argument
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  about? Well, it's kind of hard to explain without
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  getting into too much of her personal business,
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  but when she was pregnant, she was kind of just
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  making some really dumb moves in life with stuff.
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  And this was years in the past, by the way, but
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  she was doing some things with talking to this
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  guy and not taking care of some responsibilities.
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  And I was pretty much reading her, like I was
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  telling her off on some things that she needed
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  to do. And not that I'm the authority in her
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  life like that, but I'm her brother. I care about
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  her. I'm trying to tell her something. She wasn't
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  having it, and she punched me in the face. Yeah,
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  that's it. Yeah. And I stand by what I said.
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  I'm like, the only reason I couldn't, because
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  we're in public and I couldn't, I was so angry.
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  It's like, I don't know. It's like. someone doing
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  something and you can't fight back. I mean, I
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  guess I could have, but it was like, yeah, maddening.
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  Yep. Someone being punctured in the face in public
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  seems a very fitting thing to happen at Walmart,
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  which brings me to my next question. Probably
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  is too obvious, but why do you not like Walmart?
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  No, how much time do I'm kidding? I Think it
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  depends on where you go. Well, okay. Here's here's
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  what I will say Whether it's where I'm from in
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  Connecticut where it's a lot more diverse. It's
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  black Hispanics whether it's Uh, white ass Iowa
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  where I lived in for a time, white ass Vermont,
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  which is where I am currently. What I love about
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  Walmart is that, uh, no matter where in the country,
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  it's always going to be sketchy characters. The
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  people that you probably wouldn't run and run
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  into in real life, the people that would dress
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  up in their pajamas. Um, steal an air conditioner
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  and think that they can get away with it. Like,
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  it's just those kind of people. But go ahead,
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  why don't you like Walmart? Yeah. I mean, outside
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  of the reasons you just listed, Walmart is a
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  symbol of oppression to me from my childhood.
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  I have a mom, I have a black mom who likes to
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  shop. Not that she's a shopaholic. But she's
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  one of the people, her eyes are bigger than her
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  wallet. And she's one of those people who will
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  just like get something. If she's like, I need
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  to get this now. Like if there's a sale, she's
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  like, I have to grab that. And that's just, that's
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  just the way she is. And growing up as a kid
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  with no power to leave, no car to go anywhere
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  without any say. Otherwise, you know, you're
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  getting in trouble. Like, I can't, I dare not
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  say, let's hurry up, let's go, I'm hungry, all
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  that other crap. They're like, can I have this?
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  There was none of that, you know, I got flipped
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  as a kid. So there's none of that. There was
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  none of that, you know, it's just. If you're
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  going too far, you're going to hold the cart.
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  And if you act up, you're going to get spanking
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  back there. So in Walmart, man, Walmart, it's
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  so much time, so many hours spent in that God
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  forsaken store. It's a childhood scar. And even
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  now, as an adult too, I still don't care for
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  it because of all the other current reasons.
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  I think I heard like other food products aren't
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  the best. Someone said they cause cancer. I don't
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  know how true that is, but. Cancer? Someone said
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  that, I don't know. That's a headline for this
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  podcast, Walmart items cause cancer. I heard
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  it somewhere, but it sounds real. The people
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  of Walmart are kind of just, and the whole store,
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  spending hours in stores as a kid just really
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  turned you off from shopping as an adult. And
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  that's mainly what happened with Walmart. Yeah,
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  I just don't care for it. I just, I just, ugh,
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  Walmart. I think that, um, the advertisements
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  that they may still have around the store where
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  it's like, oh my God, you can save now save bet.
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  You know, the advertisements with that yellow
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  smiley face, like save money, blah, blah, blah,
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  blah. Like that's always been etched in my brain
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  so much where if I think cheap, easy shopping.
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  Walmart is going to come to mind. So even if
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  I see a sketchy character, again, someone in
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  pajamas who's ready for a fight or who smells
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  like onions. I am going to always think of Walmart
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  when I want, I don't know, an affordable thing
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  of hand sanitizer or lubricant or whatever. Like
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  just produce that may or may not be quality.
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  Like Walmart is gonna be there if I want a decent
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  price on something. And now it's interesting
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  because it went from being this thing that I
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  sort of took for granted, like always being five
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  minutes away from where I lived, you know, when
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  I used to live in Connecticut, Iowa, upstate
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  New York, and now it's more of a luxury experience
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  because here in Vermont, where things are more
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  spread out, I think our nearest Walmart is God,
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  I mean, I think the two options are either about
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  35, 40 minutes away in a town called Newport
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  here in Vermont, or about an hour and some change
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  away in the greater Burlington area of Vermont,
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  which is like the biggest area of the state,
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  the most populated area and a town called Williston.
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  It's interesting now, like you'll still get that
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  same sketchiness of Walmart, but now it's just
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  more rarefied. It's now like, it's taken on the
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  equivalent of, um, Oh God, what's something,
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  what's something rare that people do? Like you
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  say, if you were going to like some upscale restaurant,
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  you want to take your, your, your partner out
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  for like a nice romantic Valentine's day dinner.
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  It costs like $300. And you know that this is
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  something that you're not going to do on a regular
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  basis, but you'll do like once a year on Valentine's
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  Day. That's kind of like what Walmart has taken
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  on right now. It's like, oh, if I have to get
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  something as simple as lens wipes, all right,
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  honey, my wife, Tony, like, let's make that trip
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  to Walmart and then not go again for another
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  month. Whoa. That's that kind of thing. Yeah.
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  Yeah. It's interesting. It's, it's not the greatest
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  store to shop in, but every now and then if you
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  need something quick and easy and fairly cheap,
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  knowing that the quality is going to be eh, and
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  knowing that you might get looks from some kind
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  of racist stranger. Eh, okay. I'll go there and
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  I'll leave. And hey, maybe I'll run into a bunch
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  of litter in the parking lot. I don't know about
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  your Walmart. Where are you based, by the way?
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  Because you're on a mountain time. Where are
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  you? Yeah, I'm currently in Parker, which is
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  not too far from, it's like maybe 30 minutes
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  from Denver, 25 minutes, whatever. It's not too
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  far. Denver is more simplistic. You could just
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  say Denver or Aurora. Aurora is even closer.
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  Gotcha. Gotcha. And I think I told you that my
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  wife and I, we went to Colorado a couple years
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  ago for my friend's wedding. I was a groomsman
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  at my friend's wedding when he lived in Colorado
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  at the time. And the wedding itself was in Golden,
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  but we toured around Denver. So it's a really
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  nice area. When I lived in Connecticut in the
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  Hartford area, there is much talk about how you
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  want to stay away from the Flatbush Avenue Walmart
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  in Hartford. Because, wow, if you want to imagine
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  the worst Walmart in the world in terms of cleanliness,
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  have a Walmart next to like a Popeyes. You know,
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  have a Walmart next to any fast food restaurant
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  because guaranteed you'll see all the litter.
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  from people who think it's a great idea to just
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  eat their Popeyes, eat their Denny's, and then
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  just throw the trash right there in the parking
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  lot as if that's where trash belongs. So that's,
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  that's another memory I have is not only is there
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  drama inside the Walmart, but there's also drama
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  outside in the dirty parking lot. Wow. I love
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  doing my podcasts, but one of the hardest things
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  is finding guests. Every single week that I put
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  for going into your three matches of the day.
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  you three matches to choose from, and they will
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  PodMatch using the link in my show notes. Walmart,
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  man. Yeah, no, I know what you're talking about.
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  We have one of those Walmarts too. There's a
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  ton of them. It's not, it doesn't take a lot
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  for me to imagine it, is what I'm saying. There's,
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  I can't think of the area. I can see it in my
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  mind, but I'm trying, I don't know the name of
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  the area, but it's in Denver. And Walmart we
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  used to go to mainly when I was a kid. And there's
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  a big homeless population right over there. There's
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  like a bunch of eerie spots across the street.
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  And it's just, you know, the people of Walmart
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  go in like, you know, pajamas, the really, like,
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  there's no other way to put it. People who don't
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  have a lot of money, the poor people go and shop
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  Walmart. And it's the cleanliness is down because
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  the area is down. And there's food, food like
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  a small food courts inside the Walmart. So, you
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  know, you get you eat in the Walmart and you
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  take your trash around. You see someone try to
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  run out with a speaker or whatever. You know,
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  no one even tries to really catch them. And it's
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  just. It's just, I remember one time, this is
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  barely a story. Get yourself some cheap ass sneakers
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  and then go to the subway. Does your Walmart
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  have a subway right inside it? Yeah, subway.
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  I remember one time, this is a new story, but
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  one time I was in Walmart. I think I was like,
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  I don't know how old I was, but I was trying
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  to find my mom. She was somewhere and I was in
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  the subway with my little brother. I was like,
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  I'm gonna... I'm going to go get my mom. She's
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  somewhere over there, the clothes aisle, whatever.
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  So I walk across the way. Don't see her. Ask
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  this random person, this woman, hi, excuse me.
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  I'm about to ask her. She's like, I'm about to
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  screw my mom. She goes, no, no, thank you. Picks
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  up her purse, turns away, and I'm like, ugh,
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  you know. That really, ugh, that ugh is still
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  in my mind of that. I was going to ask you where
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  my mom was. So I'm like, I'm a. I was like a
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  young teenager or something like that. I was
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  even like, whatever. Anyway, founder, not even
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  a story, but that encapsulates my experience
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  of Walmart of pure annoyance. Technically, by
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  the way, I'm not so anti -crazy about like, it's
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  not good for anything. Yeah, it's good for cheap,
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  fast things. It has its use, obviously. You could
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  save money, whatever. It does have a use, but
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  personally? I'd rather be pretty much anywhere
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  else. Understandable. If you wanted to torture
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  me, you'd lock me into Walmart. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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  I probably have been to Walmart, God knows, many
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  times with a child. As a child, God knows how
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  many times I probably have been in Walmart with
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  my mom when I was too young to go out anywhere
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  on my own. But my mom... I know that she has
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  a certain standard and even she, like, she would
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  probably think of Walmart as a last resort. Like
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  if she absolutely had to go there to get something
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  that wasn't available anywhere else, then, you
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  know, she'll, she'll probably do that. But I
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  think she's kind of in similar line with you
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  where it's just like, God, no Walmart, ew, disgusting
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  trash. And I would, I would find that the employees.
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  And God bless them. I know that they're not getting
• 20:06
  paid much. I know they're probably being overworked,
• 20:09
  but I have never found a Walmart employee that
• 20:12
  could actually help me. Like I asked them something
• 20:15
  as simple as, Hey, where is the aisle where the
• 20:18
  socks are? And they are either difficult to talk
• 20:22
  to because they don't speak English. That's not
• 20:25
  their fault. That's fine. But especially when
• 20:29
  they don't know where to point me toward they're
• 20:33
  just kind of like confused when I ask them a
• 20:35
  question that is part of their job or they just
• 20:39
  like make a guess or maybe they get distracted
• 20:41
  by something it's just like Yeah. And it's funny
• 20:44
  because there was a point in time where I tried
• 20:46
  to work there. Like, you know how it is when
• 20:48
  you're younger and you are desperate to get some
• 20:50
  money in your pocket. Like, you're a teenager,
• 20:52
  you're applying everywhere. And Walmart, I applied
• 20:56
  and applied and would never get considered. And
• 20:59
  I wonder if I was overqualified or maybe I wasn't
• 21:02
  qualified enough. Like, I don't know, but...
• 21:06
  I think it's so many people just apply, by the
• 21:08
  way. I would... That's all right to hop in there.
• 21:11
  I think it's everyone... because it's so many
• 21:14
  people. That's my guess. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 21:18
  That could be it. That could be it. It is one
• 21:20
  of those big retailers where, you know, if you
• 21:22
  want to, if you're young and you have no respect
• 21:25
  for yourself, then I guess, sure, why not? Go
• 21:29
  apply and see what happens. But no, I kid, I
• 21:31
  kid. No, I get you. By the way, and I have to
• 21:33
  stay on Walmart too, but I just, as you're talking
• 21:36
  about jobs, I can't help but think like the Walmart
• 21:38
  greeters. I don't know what that is. Like, I
• 21:40
  don't know. Who started that job? Why does it
• 21:43
  exist? It's always like some retired old person
• 21:46
  who either could be the most kindest person in
• 21:49
  the world or they just do not give a shit. And
• 21:51
  the people who don't give a shit, I understand
• 21:53
  because why are you here? It's unnecessary. Like
• 21:56
  do you go into any other store and go, I wasn't
• 21:59
  greeted today. Were you walking to Home Depot
• 22:01
  or National Grocers or Interstore here? It doesn't
• 22:05
  matter what store it is. When you're not greeted,
• 22:08
  are you? Do you feel angry about not being said
• 22:12
  hello to? It doesn't matter. I'm gonna go in
• 22:16
  here to get a stick and come, I'm gonna leave.
• 22:17
  I don't need a hello. And also, in checking off
• 22:20
  the receipts, you're not reading this whole receipt.
• 22:23
  You're not reading this tiny print. You're not
• 22:26
  even, ah, that pisses me off. I feel like I'm
• 22:29
  getting drunk. Costco pisses me off with it,
• 22:32
  but Walmart followed suit and was like, we're
• 22:34
  gonna also do this annoying thing. Yeah, you'll
• 22:39
  get some greeters that actually give a crap and
• 22:41
  check your receipt on the way out. And then you'll
• 22:44
  have those that don't, that just kind of stand
• 22:47
  awkwardly and don't really say anything as you
• 22:49
  walk out. So I always find that interesting.
• 22:53
  I am guilty of shoplifting. I don't know if you've
• 22:55
  ever done that, but sometimes, you know, in my
• 22:59
  younger days, in my younger not -so -wonderful
• 23:01
  days, when I wanted to save a buck and I was
• 23:04
  living by myself for the first time in Iowa,
• 23:06
  I would shoplift a few things. I don't know if
• 23:08
  you're guilty of that or if you're Mr. Goody
• 23:10
  Two Shoes. And that's okay. That's okay. Is this
• 23:13
  a question of my own trial? I mean, you shouldn't
• 23:18
  be, because if I'm admitting it, then you should
• 23:19
  be fine. I mean, the statute of limitations has
• 23:25
  been, like, way past if it's, like, something
• 23:27
  that happened when you were a kid. I'm kidding.
• 23:29
  I have to give you grief over it. No, yeah, no,
• 23:33
  I've done it, yeah. And I barely feel bad about
• 23:36
  it. I mean, I do, but I don't. I do because of
• 23:40
  my convictions, but I don't because, you know,
• 23:42
  the store can take it. The store... I feel bad
• 23:45
  that I stole... I don't feel bad for the store
• 23:49
  or the people, because I know no one was hurt,
• 23:51
  because it's a big corporation. I feel bad for
• 23:54
  that. I feel bad for this, not that, if that
• 23:56
  makes sense. And it was because of this that
• 23:59
  I even did it in the first place. And I would
• 24:01
  do it a good amount of times. I think I stopped.
• 24:04
  And by stopped, I mean like, just because it's
• 24:06
  just, because of the moral of I shouldn't, it's
• 24:09
  like. or five -ish something, years ago, because
• 24:13
  it's, if you need, like, it was always small
• 24:16
  things. I feel bad admitting this, but it's like,
• 24:18
  you know, oh, gum here, or, oh, a toy from my
• 24:23
  niece, or I don't know, I need this and I can't
• 24:26
  really afford this right now, it's one item.
• 24:27
  Like, you pay for things as you get the thing
• 24:29
  that you don't want to get. And they, you know,
• 24:33
  they look at your receipt, they're not gonna
• 24:34
  read the tiny stick. Every single thing, yeah.
• 24:36
  Yeah, that's why I find it, It's not necessarily
• 24:42
  unnecessary, but it's not going to work because
• 24:45
  there's no way you can read all that in that
• 24:47
  amount of time. It's just not feasible. So yeah,
• 24:50
  that's why I find it unnecessary. You should
• 24:52
  check, I guess, whatever, but that person is
• 24:56
  not going to read all those little items in that
• 24:57
  split second. They're just not. Yeah, two things
• 25:00
  that I think led to my ending of shoplifting.
• 25:03
  One, of course, there's going to be one instance
• 25:05
  where that self -checkout representative that's
• 25:08
  standing right by there's... what you're about
• 25:10
  to go on the way out. And then they're like,
• 25:12
  oh, wait, excuse me, I think you like missed
• 25:14
  scanning something. So I had one of those instances.
• 25:17
  But I think more importantly, when I made a friend
• 25:19
  in Iowa that actually worked at Walmart, he was
• 25:22
  like a managerial person. And I remember hanging
• 25:25
  out with him at a bar. And I was joking with
• 25:27
  him, half jokingly, because it was also real,
• 25:29
  that I shoplifted every now and then. And he
• 25:32
  looked at me like I was the Antichrist. Like
• 25:34
  I was this person that was literally taking money
• 25:36
  out of his paycheck. Because I think in some
• 25:38
  way he'd did say that, like, you know, every
• 25:41
  time people shoplift, it is kind of taking money
• 25:43
  out of employees' pockets. Now, yes, to your
• 25:48
  point about big corporation, I don't know if
• 25:50
  that's quite 100 % accurate. But, yeah, I mean,
• 25:55
  you know, it's not a good thing to do. And I'm
• 26:00
  here to say publicly, no shoplifting. No matter
• 26:03
  how much you hate the store, shoplifting, bad.
• 26:06
  It's bad. Yo, don't do it. It's bad. Even if
• 26:09
  it's a banana or a piece of gum, it's still money
• 26:13
  that you're taking out of people's pockets. Shoplifting's
• 26:15
  bad. It's bad. It's bad. I think that guy, Pacific
• 26:20
  management, I can see getting squeezed over that.
• 26:23
  Because there was someone who, how do I hear
• 26:26
  about this? Okay, so my brother who was working
• 26:29
  in law enforcement, someone came to the police
• 26:31
  station, they were saying, oh, we caught someone
• 26:33
  for shoplifting and it wasn't in the act. It
• 26:35
  was more so afterwards. They had a big rap sheet
• 26:38
  on this woman who'd been shoplifting for years.
• 26:40
  And the total amount of stuff she'd shoplifted
• 26:42
  was like something like over... something like
• 26:45
  $5 ,000 or something, 500, sorry, 500. $500 worth
• 26:48
  of items, shoplifting? Like $500 worth of items,
• 26:50
  shoplifting. What? But it's accumulated over
• 26:53
  years. I don't know, it was like - Oh yeah, yeah,
• 26:55
  yeah, okay. Yeah, and then they just now came
• 26:58
  to the police with, hey, we have all these receipts
• 27:00
  of her shoplifting over the years and like, here's
• 27:03
  all these things. And so they were keeping tabs
• 27:05
  on her this whole time, knowing she was like
• 27:07
  a serial shoplifter and to where her bill was
• 27:10
  500 or a thousand, I don't remember the number,
• 27:13
  but it was a point - where they said, okay, now
• 27:15
  we're gonna pull the trigger on this. Now we're
• 27:16
  gonna get her. And so I think management can
• 27:20
  get like, you know, it's your store. If too much
• 27:23
  stuff goes missing, you're held accountable.
• 27:25
  I do get that. But I don't know. I don't know
• 27:29
  the ins and outs of Walmart, but I would say
• 27:30
  if anyone would get in trouble, I guess it'd
• 27:32
  be the local managers. That makes sense why you'd
• 27:35
  be heard about that. But I don't know. It's conjecture.
• 27:39
  Have you ever had the awkwardness of knowing
• 27:41
  somebody who, like, I don't know if you've ever
• 27:44
  heard the concept of return fraud, when somebody
• 27:47
  claims to have bought something and then they
• 27:50
  drop it off to the return desk to get their money
• 27:53
  back, but they didn't actually buy it. They're
• 27:55
  just essentially just getting money for something
• 27:57
  that they didn't buy in the first place. I think
• 27:59
  that's how return fraud works. And I knew somebody
• 28:03
  here in Vermont that did that. with like a giant
• 28:06
  air conditioning unit and the awkwardness of
• 28:09
  like the security camera footage of them being
• 28:13
  shown on a police department's Facebook page.
• 28:16
  Like, Hey, we're looking for this person. It's
• 28:19
  like, Oh my God. Now, first of all, this person
• 28:22
  that I know is the sketchy character that fits
• 28:24
  the Walmart customer clientele. But I don't know
• 28:28
  if you've ever had anything like that where the
• 28:30
  police were looking for somebody who shoplifted
• 28:33
  something of that degree and you're just looking
• 28:36
  on Facebook like, oh, that's Tricia from my high
• 28:41
  school. I can honestly say I haven't had that
• 28:45
  in a situation where someone's popped up who
• 28:47
  I've known in that type of situation. I've been
• 28:51
  in some near situations where I say near because
• 28:55
  it hasn't happened. Yeah, but like but no I've
• 28:59
  been yeah III you see this dumb face Yeah, do
• 29:06
  you know this guy yeah, yeah So back in 2011,
• 29:12
  when I first discovered podcasts, I was like,
• 29:14
  oh my God, a radio show that you could release
• 29:17
  globally on the internet. It probably takes like
• 29:19
  15 ,000 things of bandwidth, all these wires
• 29:22
  and blah, blah, blah. And that may have been
• 29:25
  the case back then, but now with how advanced
• 29:28
  podcast hosting services have been with a service
• 29:30
  like RSS, your new podcaster, you think it's
• 29:33
  overwhelming? No, get your podcast hosted with
• 29:36
  RSS. It takes less than five minutes. Less than
• 29:41
  five minutes and you could be off to a career
• 29:44
  of a lifetime. Why not check out the link in
• 29:46
  my show notes to sign up with RSS today. We had
• 29:54
  a great rambling on Walmart. I enjoyed that,
• 29:57
  but I think what I wanted to ask originally was
• 30:00
  the 1000 crazy questions concept, this whole
• 30:05
  would you rather do this or that concept? How
• 30:07
  did it come about? Yeah. So. The story, where
• 30:13
  do I start? I guess I've always been asking would
• 30:17
  you rather questions. That's always been a thing
• 30:20
  that I've been doing since I don't know when.
• 30:23
  Bugged my friends about it, bugged my family
• 30:25
  with it. It's the thing I do to pass the time.
• 30:29
  I was working at my college and I was at the
• 30:34
  front desk, greeting people as a tour guide at
• 30:37
  my university. And one of my fellow tour guides
• 30:40
  and friends was like, I was at, I was bugging
• 30:43
  with Wichita Brothers, right? And he said, why
• 30:44
  don't you do something with these instead of
• 30:46
  bugging me with them? Why don't you write them
• 30:47
  down or something? Put it to use, please. Yeah,
• 30:50
  do something. And I was like, I will, you know,
• 30:52
  like, like a challenge. Yeah. He said, he said,
• 30:55
  you know, get rid of me, whatever it was. I,
• 30:58
  you know what, I will, you know, jerk, whatever.
• 31:01
  I went to the back. and I started writing them,
• 31:04
  not writing them, I put them in an Excel sheet
• 31:06
  and started kind of writing them down. And as
• 31:10
  I, within an hour, I'd written about 100. Wow.
• 31:15
  And I said, oh, I said, oh crap, I have a knack
• 31:21
  for this. Like I have some type of thing for
• 31:23
  this, this is easy. And like, you know, weird.
• 31:27
  Like this isn't useful anyway, but I can do this.
• 31:32
  And I kept adding to the list on my free time.
• 31:36
  And then this was 2019 when I was doing this
• 31:39
  and then 2020 hit. And then I was a friend of
• 31:44
  mine who is now a big YouTuber. Like he's a big
• 31:47
  YouTube star. Shout out to Drew. Who's this friend?
• 31:52
  This friend, he's Drew Joyner, look him up on
• 31:55
  YouTube, anyone who knows him. He's really into
• 31:57
  fashion, big guy. Yeah, very nice guy, social
• 32:02
  media influencer, whatever. He was on my show
• 32:05
  a couple times, great guy. But he was telling
• 32:08
  me about a podcast he was listening to. And I
• 32:13
  barely heard a podcast and I was like, yeah,
• 32:15
  podcast, it's interesting. Podcast? Podcast.
• 32:19
  Oh, and this is 2020. I had the time and I had
• 32:23
  the means and I made it. Yeah, and I made it.
• 32:25
  And everyone else made theirs and their mom made
• 32:26
  theirs in 2020, but that's why I started it.
• 32:30
  Hey, calm me in. I got into podcasting during
• 32:31
  the pandemic. Exactly. Yeah, it got everyone.
• 32:34
  So I started it. I had to put it on ice once
• 32:38
  I went back to like physical school, but I had
• 32:40
  a pretty good start. and then I eventually joined
• 32:43
  the radio station at University's radio station.
• 32:46
  I started it back up again, had some really good
• 32:49
  episodes, had put it on ice because I graduated
• 32:51
  and I had senior classes busy. I get into my
• 32:55
  real life. my big boy job or whatever, but I'm
• 32:59
  there for a year. I was like, okay, I can make
• 33:00
  this again. I'm comfortable in my position. Make
• 33:02
  a good amount of them and then leave that position.
• 33:05
  Things don't work out. Okay, put this back. But
• 33:08
  I kept taking it in and out and in and out because
• 33:11
  of life situations and I got seasons because
• 33:14
  of it. But it's been going well. Every time it
• 33:18
  starts up, it's like the momentum swings and
• 33:20
  then something in life has kind of made it slow
• 33:23
  down. But I've never lost the... passion to keep
• 33:26
  asking people these questions. And it's been
• 33:28
  fun. Yeah, it is fun. I love that. And I feel
• 33:32
  like I want to, you know, bouncing off of like,
• 33:35
  you know, all of the identities that you've.
• 33:38
  taken on, tour guide, radio personality and such.
• 33:41
  Maybe this is my version of your 1000 crazy questions
• 33:45
  because I was blown away. I'm looking at your
• 33:47
  pod match profile and you worked as a tour guide,
• 33:51
  an Uber driver, Amazon driver. I'm an Uber and
• 33:54
  Lyft driver right now. So we can talk a lot about
• 33:56
  that. Amazon driver, restaurant server, couch
• 33:59
  delivery man. You were a software testing engineer
• 34:02
  and janitor. So which one of these would you
• 34:06
  happily return to? and which one of these would
• 34:09
  you like to erase from your life? And tell me
• 34:11
  why for each. Okay. See, now you know how I feel
• 34:15
  when I answer your questions on your podcast.
• 34:17
  Well, if that's a compliment, then... It's a
• 34:21
  compliment. Okay, thanks. No, no, because you
• 34:25
  do ask really good thought -provoking questions.
• 34:26
  I highly recommend people to check out his 1000
• 34:29
  Preachy Questions podcast. Thank you. Yeah, that's
• 34:32
  tough. Oh, man. Well, you're going to answer
• 34:35
  it, goddammit, because if not, then you're going
• 34:37
  to be burned to death. I have to answer it. I
• 34:41
  have to answer it. I'm no stranger. I can take
• 34:45
  what I dish out. I cannot be there asking people
• 34:49
  my godforsaken questions, and I haven't thrown
• 34:52
  back at me. So I deserve it. I'll answer this.
• 34:58
  My favorite job I've had so far in my life was
• 35:01
  the software. That you would happily return to.
• 35:03
  Happily returned to, kind of, because it doesn't
• 35:07
  exist anymore. I just couldn't go back to it.
• 35:10
  It was the software testing engineer one. That
• 35:12
  sounds boring, but initially I was brought on
• 35:15
  right after high school. I had just graduated
• 35:18
  and it was at my best friend's dad's. job. Essentially,
• 35:23
  we started off like mailroom type of employees
• 35:26
  and then moved downstairs to be software testing
• 35:28
  engineers, which really meant we were watching
• 35:31
  TV and reporting bugs that we saw. We were trying
• 35:34
  to break the TV system, like we only had a code.
• 35:37
  a little bit of Linux, like we had a barely program
• 35:41
  and we just had to watch the TV, go through guide
• 35:44
  and select a movie, run it to 20 minutes, turn
• 35:46
  it off, put on Netflix, turn Netflix back off,
• 35:48
  stuff like that to break the TV system and then
• 35:51
  report the bugs we saw. So it was watching TV.
• 35:54
  We had like 10 monitors in front of us. These
• 35:56
  sports was down there, weather's down there,
• 35:58
  and telenovela was over here. We'd make jokes,
• 36:01
  tell would you rathers, laugh. It was just me
• 36:03
  and my best friend just hanging out, drinking
• 36:05
  coffee and eating donuts. Straight up, it was
• 36:07
  the most fun job I've ever had in my life. And
• 36:10
  then we did play basketball outside, like the
• 36:13
  recreational basketball that they had outside.
• 36:17
  I had that job for two years and a summer. And
• 36:21
  by the end of it, we were doing We have more
• 36:24
  responsibilities. We're doing more stuff. Everyone
• 36:27
  knew us. We're the two black kids running around,
• 36:30
  you know, much as the sad engineers at their
• 36:32
  job. There's some illegal people there, but yeah.
• 36:35
  What leads to someone saying, oh, we need to...
• 36:42
  have these bugs detected in this TV screen or
• 36:46
  in this Netflix show or whatever? Was there already
• 36:49
  some study or some record out there of people
• 36:52
  noticing bugs in their content that they're watching?
• 36:56
  How does that come about where you have a job
• 36:58
  for it? Kind of. Do you know Dish by the network
• 37:02
  company? Oh God, Dish Network Cable? Yes, this
• 37:05
  is Dish. Bringing me back to my childhood, Jesus
• 37:07
  Christ. This was a sister company of Dish, right?
• 37:12
  And so they typically worked with set -top boxes.
• 37:15
  And so they would break sometimes. I don't know
• 37:19
  how often they would, but apparently enough to
• 37:21
  warrant us having jobs. But you would find bugs
• 37:25
  and they had different set -top boxes that wouldn't
• 37:28
  talk to one another with the new system. So I
• 37:31
  had to learn system engineering in that job.
• 37:34
  And this was all great for my resume. This was
• 37:35
  right out of high school. And we were getting
• 37:38
  paid good money for this too. And initially we
• 37:41
  didn't start off with software testing. We started
• 37:43
  off with drones for like a drone project. Dish
• 37:46
  was gonna start drones. Dish was gonna start
• 37:48
  up a drone project that went around your house
• 37:50
  and like secured the perimeter and fed you a
• 37:52
  TV feed of your property to your TV. Like Dish
• 37:55
  was ambitious. That didn't go through by the
• 37:58
  way, but we were brought on initially for that.
• 38:00
  And when it didn't get green, I think the company
• 38:03
  that went with them went under or something like
• 38:06
  that, so it didn't go through. Long story short,
• 38:09
  our boss specifically liked me and my friend.
• 38:11
  And so he's like, hey, everyone else just graduated.
• 38:14
  You guys are going to university not too far
• 38:16
  from here. Do you want to stay? And me and my
• 38:18
  friend looked at each other like. Yeah, we want
• 38:20
  to stay. And she made the most evil laugh when
• 38:23
  we said we want to stay. Like she was like, oh,
• 38:26
  that's great. And did like a cackle. And we were
• 38:31
  like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
• 38:35
  ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
• 38:36
  ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
• 38:38
  ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
• 38:38
  ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
• 38:42
  ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
• 38:42
  ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
• 38:44
  ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, office interns for
• 38:50
  a second for like some months just because she
• 38:52
  didn't have too much work for us. And then she
• 38:54
  sent us downstairs to where we eventually got
• 38:56
  that software testing engineering stuff. And
• 38:59
  there it is. And that was the first job I had
• 39:02
  and the best job I'll probably ever have. Probably.
• 39:05
  Maybe. And the job that you would like to erase
• 39:07
  from your life forever and why. Yeah. That's
• 39:12
  tough because - Are you enjoying all these jobs
• 39:15
  that I mentioned? Oh, no. Oh, God, no. Okay,
• 39:18
  then this shouldn't be too hard. There has to
• 39:20
  be one of these jobs that was a nightmare. No,
• 39:24
  it's hard because the nightmare job, I have to
• 39:27
  keep it. It formed a lot of my person. It did
• 39:32
  a lot for me personally, right? The worst show
• 39:35
  I ever had was that - janitorial type job where
• 39:38
  I was like one of 12 janitors. I was in, I was
• 39:41
  a pretty much, yeah, a janitor, but for a big
• 39:44
  bakery. And then people say, you say bakery,
• 39:46
  people go, oh, bread, oh, nice. No, it wasn't
• 39:49
  like that. There were no elves. There was no
• 39:51
  bread needing. There was none of that crap. This
• 39:53
  was industrial. Now machines make the bread.
• 39:56
  And it was, I pretty much got a job. I just needed
• 39:58
  something. This was shortly after the software
• 40:00
  testing job. And, My sister's boyfriend at the
• 40:04
  time, who was sucked, he recommended this place
• 40:07
  to do these people jobs who were coming out of
• 40:09
  prison or from different countries or stuff like
• 40:12
  that. It just gets you a job. I didn't know that
• 40:15
  this is the type of organization that it was.
• 40:16
  I just needed a job. I go in, I show up for the
• 40:19
  first day wearing a nice shirt and jeans thinking
• 40:21
  like, okay, this was the job the place recommended.
• 40:24
  I'm going to come in here and apply. It doesn't
• 40:26
  look like it's that nice, but it'll see if I
• 40:28
  get it even. And then it's me and three other
• 40:30
  people. They say, okay, put on these smocks,
• 40:33
  put on these hair nets, put on these goggles,
• 40:35
  put on these earplugs, put on these beard nets
• 40:36
  and get in there. And then we all, we went in
• 40:39
  like, okay. I was like, where am I going to meet
• 40:41
  the boss? And whatever, like, when do we get
• 40:42
  to interview? And they said, okay, let's just
• 40:44
  start working. Thanks. And they just went straight
• 40:46
  to work. And I was like, what? And I was pretty
• 40:49
  much a big old kitchen sink. It was cold. You
• 40:54
  couldn't listen to music because you had to wear
• 40:56
  earplugs. Everyone had to be aware of the surroundings.
• 40:59
  You can get soap, like some industrial soap in
• 41:01
  your eye and go blind. Everyone I went with that
• 41:03
  first day quit and I was the only one to stay
• 41:07
  there. Now, obviously, this was a place in my
• 41:10
  life where I needed money. I would not have stayed,
• 41:13
  not have stayed as long as I did. I think it
• 41:15
  was maybe three months or four months. I don't
• 41:18
  know. It felt like eternity. I wouldn't recommend
• 41:22
  anyone work there. That's a job for robots. But
• 41:26
  the only people who work there are immigrants
• 41:28
  or people coming out of prison, stuff like that.
• 41:31
  So I really learned though from that job. The
• 41:34
  reason I can't erase this one is because I learned
• 41:37
  how hard I could work. But that defeats the purpose
• 41:40
  of the question. I'll answer it. I'm just saying
• 41:43
  I can't pick the worst job. It informed me is
• 41:45
  what I'm saying. I couldn't listen to anything
• 41:49
  but like... gospel music, like I couldn't, I
• 41:52
  lost a ton of weight. My life, man, it's really,
• 41:56
  my soul, I felt like getting sucked out of me.
• 41:58
  But as soon as they soul sucking jobs, I have
• 42:01
  that story. I had a soul sucking job. Oh. So
• 42:06
  if it sounds like a nightmare, what did you learn
• 42:07
  from it? I learned that I can get through anything.
• 42:12
  Okay, I guess. And I had a spiritual experience
• 42:16
  at that job, because I wanted to leave. I wanted
• 42:19
  to leave, right? Tell me if this is getting too
• 42:23
  far away from your question, by the way. I wanted
• 42:27
  to leave and I did leave until I prayed about
• 42:33
  it, right? I got an okay from God to go. I wanted
• 42:37
  to leave since day one, but what I heard it was
• 42:39
  okay to go is when I left. I know that sounds
• 42:42
  kind of crazy to people, especially if you don't
• 42:43
  believe in God and everything. I respect what
• 42:46
  people do and don't believe. However, I'm just
• 42:48
  telling my My experience. And I left when he
• 42:51
  said I could leave. And it worked out. Like I
• 42:57
  didn't have any backup jobs. I had no other money
• 43:00
  coming from nowhere else. And I had already waited
• 43:02
  a good three to four months at a job I absolutely
• 43:05
  hated until I got a confirmation to go. And when
• 43:08
  I left is when I got a different job at the tour
• 43:10
  guiding place in my university. And things really
• 43:13
  changed. Jeez, man, it just seems like yesterday,
• 43:19
  it was 2005, I was in middle school, high school.
• 43:22
  I discovered this website called YouTube, the
• 43:25
  tagline, broadcast yourself. And I'm like, oh,
• 43:28
  wow, here are all these like scrappy, gritty
• 43:31
  home videos that we used to all do on our video
• 43:34
  cameras. But now we're just releasing them on
• 43:36
  the internet. And to see YouTube go from that
• 43:38
  to this behemoth where... Uh, you know, the top
• 43:42
  TV shows and movies are putting their stuff on.
• 43:44
  You can watch live sports and now it's like the
• 43:48
  largest consumption platform for podcasters like
• 43:50
  myself. So I say that to say that YouTube is
• 43:54
  very important for us and we hope you subscribe
• 43:56
  to our delicious culture with John Francois YouTube
• 43:59
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• 44:02
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• 44:04
  platforms like your Apple and your Spotify, but
• 44:07
  there is something a lot more valuable to having
• 44:12
  the option to see me do a podcast for you as
• 44:17
  well as hear me because then you get the indication
• 44:20
  that I'm a real human being that wants to have
• 44:22
  a connection with you. And I'm not just a unimportant
• 44:27
  small indie podcaster who doesn't give a crap.
• 44:30
  No, I'm not an AI bot. I'm an actual person that
• 44:33
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• 44:36
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• 44:40
  Francois YouTube channel. What is the tag or
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• 44:59
  I think back to the worst times of my life, that's
• 45:01
  a shiny bad moment. I'll probably get rid of
• 45:04
  Uber Eats. That was a waste of time. As someone
• 45:10
  who has done it, I do not blame you. I do Uber
• 45:13
  and Lyft rides because like, yeah, it is a grind.
• 45:17
  the monotonous of picking up and dropping off
• 45:19
  and staying in a physically fixed and uncomfortable
• 45:22
  position in your car for 10 to 13 hours a day.
• 45:24
  I wouldn't recommend it to anybody if you don't
• 45:26
  have to do it. But because I like talking to
• 45:29
  people, because I get paid a lot more than I
• 45:32
  got paid doing radio, I do it. I've been doing
• 45:36
  it for a couple years. The deliveries, I stopped
• 45:39
  doing a while ago. I stopped doing like Doordash
• 45:41
  and Uber Eats just because Uh, it is very time
• 45:45
  consuming between, um, you know, getting to the
• 45:49
  restaurant and then you gotta wait like five
• 45:51
  to 20 minutes, sometimes 30 minutes for the order
• 45:54
  to be ready. Uh, and then you may be dealing
• 45:56
  with traffic on the way to the customer's place.
• 45:59
  Maybe the customer wants you to go up like 10
• 46:00
  flights of steps to deliver their food. Or, you
• 46:03
  know, if you're grocery shopping, then there's
• 46:04
  a time -consumingness of the grocery shopping
• 46:06
  with the traffic and going up 10 flights to the
• 46:09
  customer's place. You know, especially if you
• 46:10
  have like a 24 pack of water that you have to
• 46:12
  deliver up. 10 flights to a customer's apartment,
• 46:15
  like, um, and all for maybe like a $5 tip. And
• 46:20
  for a lot of these orders, it's like a $2 base
• 46:23
  pay. So it's really tip dependent. And if you
• 46:25
  really don't get a good tip for the kind of work
• 46:27
  that you're doing on these orders, it could really
• 46:29
  sour your mood. And my mood was soured a lot.
• 46:31
  And with Uber and Lyft rides, the apps, they
• 46:35
  take care a lot. of the, for a lot of the costs,
• 46:39
  like they, they, they give you a pretty decent
• 46:41
  amount without the tip. So when you get a tip
• 46:44
  from the customer, it's just an added bonus.
• 46:47
  So for my mental health, um, Uber Eats, DoorDash,
• 46:51
  Instacart, all that delivery shit I left. Um,
• 46:55
  tell me your nightmare stories. No, I mean, also
• 46:58
  I was going to say though, like, uh, before the
• 47:00
  nightmare stories you with the benefit the whole
• 47:03
  uber live stuff is like you get to talk to people
• 47:05
  too i'm like yeah you didn't get to do that you
• 47:07
  get to bring back stories and experiences when
• 47:09
  you do uber and lit yeah so yeah uh i think uber
• 47:12
  eats it's so much easier to hate people like
• 47:15
  when you don't talk to them you know what i mean
• 47:17
  like when you talk to like even if people like
• 47:20
  i give rides to uh are cheap in terms of a tip
• 47:25
  If they're nice enough and pleasant enough to
• 47:27
  talk to, I'm more likely to be like, all right,
• 47:29
  whatever. It's part of the job. But if you have
• 47:32
  to do a lot for delivery and someone doesn't
• 47:35
  tip what they should and you never interact with
• 47:38
  that person, like that person could just be the
• 47:40
  antichrist to you. Like you could just want to
• 47:42
  like kill them, smother them, throw their Burger
• 47:45
  King through their window. Like you want to do
• 47:47
  all kinds of heinous things. I'm just talking
• 47:49
  about me. I don't know about you, but go ahead.
• 47:53
  Tell me why Uber Eats is a nightmare. Uber Eats
• 47:56
  is, it just sucks. I can't, I'm keeping the nightmare
• 48:01
  because the nightmare helps my, you know, informs
• 48:04
  my life. I'm taking this, the suckiness. I'm
• 48:06
  taking Uber Eats just sucks. It didn't, it wasn't
• 48:08
  like, you know, it wasn't the, it just sucks.
• 48:10
  You know, like you don't get paid enough. It's
• 48:12
  everything you said. Yeah. It's not even, it's
• 48:15
  not, it's funny when it's like, it's not even
• 48:17
  memorable enough. It's not even like the worst.
• 48:19
  It's just like, oh, that's just crap. You know,
• 48:21
  you want to keep your best, I think keeping your
• 48:22
  worst in anything, by the way. I'm talking about
• 48:24
  anything here. You remember the best movie you
• 48:26
  ever saw, remember the worst movie you ever saw,
• 48:28
  and get rid of the meh movie, you know? Like,
• 48:31
  the movies that kind of just suck, and they're
• 48:33
  not even memorable. Like, it's not like the worst,
• 48:35
  it's just like, forgettable garbage. That's what
• 48:38
  Uber Eats is to me. Like, it's just, yeah, it's
• 48:41
  not, yeah. It's not even the worst. It's just
• 48:44
  forgettable. Did they do this silly thing in
• 48:45
  Colorado? Cause this was like a specifically
• 48:47
  Uber Eats thing. I'll give DoorDash credit. A
• 48:49
  lot of the time DoorDash will give you a decent
• 48:51
  dollar amount for whatever mileage you have to
• 48:53
  drive. But Uber Eats, I was getting some like
• 48:56
  $3 orders and the order, the customer was like
• 49:01
  45 miles away from where I was. It was like some
• 49:04
  crazy fucking bullshit where I just, the dollar
• 49:07
  amount and the mileage just did not match up.
• 49:10
  And I think, still like the customer is allowed
• 49:15
  to edit a tip like up to an hour after the delivery.
• 49:19
  So they could tip bait you. They could be like,
• 49:22
  Oh, hey, you know, here's a $20 tip that I'm
• 49:25
  offering right now. And then they, you deliver
• 49:28
  the item. And then even if the item was delivered
• 49:31
  successfully, they could just decide, Oh, I don't
• 49:33
  want to spend 20 extra dollars. I'll just take,
• 49:35
  take that tip back in the hour that it takes
• 49:38
  for the customer to be allowed to edit the tip.
• 49:40
  I don't know if you've ever had that, but like,
• 49:42
  I think that still can happen with breeds. I
• 49:46
  don't think it did, because I don't remember
• 49:48
  that happening when I was doing Uber Eats, but
• 49:50
  it was such a long time ago, thank God, that
• 49:53
  I don't get to remember it. I remember, though,
• 49:56
  yeah, I remember them being super far away with,
• 49:58
  hey, do you want $10 to go, yeah, 40 miles? Like,
• 50:02
  what is this? I'm not gonna, yeah, and it was
• 50:04
  always... always, always, always, like the majority
• 50:08
  of Uber Eats trips I got was, I'm sure we can
• 50:11
  say at the same time, because I think you know,
• 50:13
  I think you had the same experience if you've
• 50:14
  done it too. Like it was always one restaurant
• 50:16
  that got used the most for Uber Eats. And I'm
• 50:19
  assuming it's the same for everyone. If we say
• 50:20
  it, one count of three, because I'm pretty confident.
• 50:23
  I'm pretty confident you can relate to this.
• 50:26
  I don't know if it's the most used, but I can
• 50:28
  tell you a most used restaurant. One comes to
• 50:30
  mind. So let's do it. Yeah, on the count of one.
• 50:33
  One, two, three. McDonald's. Are you serious?
• 50:40
  It's McDonald's for you too? McDonald's. It's
• 50:41
  McDonald's. It's always McDonald's. It's three
• 50:43
  o 'clock in the morning. I'm doing Uber Eats.
• 50:46
  Yeah, it's McDonald's. It's 12 o 'clock in the
• 50:47
  afternoon. It's McDonald's. You name it, time
• 50:51
  of the day, it's always McDonald's, and there's
• 50:53
  always McDonald's two seconds away from where
• 50:55
  they live. They really couldn't pick up. They're
• 50:58
  a walkable distance from McDonald's, and I'm
• 51:01
  Ubering eating to them. I live 10 minutes away
• 51:03
  from McDonald's that you're next to, and I'm
• 51:05
  gonna drive over 10 minutes to give you your
• 51:06
  two minute drive? That pissed me off. The order
• 51:11
  costs $5. Why? Yeah. Well, I mean look if you're
• 51:17
  gonna offer me like a really if I'm getting like
• 51:19
  ten bucks to deliver McDonald's like two minutes
• 51:22
  away from the McDonald's then fine I mean my
• 51:24
  thing is is that okay? You're stupid for paying
• 51:26
  all this money when you could just walk to the
• 51:28
  restaurant. That's fine money in my pocket The
• 51:31
  same people that go to Walmart are exactly the
• 51:33
  same kind of people that order from McDonald's
• 51:35
  it's like that specific kind of like dirty smelling
• 51:39
  pajama wearing like oh, I don't want to leave
• 51:42
  my house except maybe to get You know condoms
• 51:46
  and beer and and a rotten banana at Walmart at
• 51:49
  three in the morning But like if I have the option
• 51:52
  to have McDonald's delivered to me, even though
• 51:53
  I live two minutes from the McDonald's like yeah
• 51:56
  and deliver it up to my 15th floor apartment
• 51:58
  because the apps tell me I could do that, right?
• 52:01
  Like, you know, yeah, a specific kind of character.
• 52:04
  But yeah, no, when I first started on doing like
• 52:06
  Uber Eats and DoorDash, God, I would both dread
• 52:10
  and look forward to McDonald's orders from college
• 52:14
  students since Burlington, Vermont, where I work.
• 52:16
  That's a college town. And usually that would
• 52:18
  happen like after like nine or 10 at night. After
• 52:21
  nine or 10 at night, it was just busy with a
• 52:23
  lot of McDonald's orders. At some point it started
• 52:25
  died down. And I don't know what it was. Maybe
• 52:27
  like they just realized that, oh, why are we
• 52:30
  paying this much for what's going to be cold,
• 52:34
  crappy non -food delivered to us? Because that's
• 52:36
  what it is. I mean, I remember a DoorDash order
• 52:40
  that the customer no longer wanted, and I got
• 52:42
  to keep it, and I ate it, and it was just all,
• 52:45
  it was almost like eating frozen food. It was
• 52:46
  just disgusting. Yeah, McDonald's. Yeah, I know
• 52:52
  what you mean. McDonald's, those are one of the
• 52:54
  places that people order often because it's fairly
• 52:57
  affordable -ish and it comes fairly fast depending
• 53:01
  on if it's busy or not. I mean, I don't know
• 53:03
  if you've ever showed up at the McDonald's as
• 53:05
  an Uber Eats or DoorDash driver and you have
• 53:08
  like 10, 15 other drivers waiting for an order.
• 53:11
  And your order could be ready in five minutes.
• 53:13
  It could be ready in 45 minutes. It's 12 midnight.
• 53:16
  It's one in the morning. You're grumpy. You want
• 53:18
  to go home. Like I've had those nights and I
• 53:20
  don't miss them at all. I'm getting, I'm getting
• 53:22
  triggered, man. We got stuff to talk about this
• 53:24
  stuff like this. You're bringing back some bad
• 53:27
  memories, man. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That McDonald's
• 53:33
  line. Yeah. No, I've had a lot of jobs, man.
• 53:35
  And I would, that's the one I'm scrubbing. That's
• 53:38
  the one I'm getting rid of. So Uber Eats. John
• 53:43
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• 54:01
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• 55:00
  Houston, what is a delicious meal that you've
• 55:02
  had lately? Should've thought about these before
• 55:04
  I came on here. That's okay. Delicious meal,
• 55:07
  dang it. Any recent delicious meal that comes
• 55:10
  to mind, doesn't have to be a fancy thing. It
• 55:11
  could be anything. Does that have to be a meal
• 55:13
  or can it be a snack? It could be a snack, sure.
• 55:18
  Let's break the system. Okay, yeah, I'm sorry.
• 55:22
  I'm sorry, man. Yeah, it's a snack. Recently,
• 55:26
  so... My mom, she went to the movies together
• 55:31
  weeks ago and she wanted some popcorn. She wanted
• 55:35
  the caramel corn stuff. It was really salty and
• 55:37
  gross. The caramel corn was salty and gross that
• 55:40
  they were serving. She's like, I need to pick
• 55:43
  my own popcorn. I need to get my own caramel
• 55:45
  corn. I'm like, yeah, you can do it, I guess.
• 55:47
  I don't know how that would work. She wouldn't
• 55:49
  leave it alone. I see her one day. some weeks
• 55:53
  afterwards and she's making it. She looked it
• 55:56
  up online, looked up the recipe and learned how
• 55:58
  to make caramel corn like the kind you would
• 56:01
  buy at a theater via online and made it. She
• 56:04
  got the pot, got the brown sugar and the corn
• 56:07
  syrup and the vanilla and the baking soda, whatever
• 56:09
  else you needed, figured it out, made it. I helped
• 56:12
  her out too. Like when she made the base stuff,
• 56:15
  I made some like radio popcorn, helped her turn
• 56:17
  it and it came out really good. And she's been
• 56:20
  making it a lot. She's making like giant batches
• 56:22
  of it. And so it's been a really good snack.
• 56:26
  And so like that's, and it's caramel corn. Yeah,
• 56:30
  I really love popcorn a lot. I'm since the big
• 56:32
  movie guy. But, and this stuff, I don't know,
• 56:36
  it just scratches that sweet itch. And because
• 56:39
  she's made a lot the other day, like literally,
• 56:41
  it's on my mind freshly, because she made some
• 56:43
  literally like yesterday and she made like a
• 56:45
  ton of it. So ever since she's learned how to
• 56:48
  do it, it's been a thing. Yeah. I love that.
• 56:52
  I have to get out of my head that popcorn like...
• 56:56
  caramel flavored popcorn and maple flavored popcorn,
• 57:00
  which of course is a big thing in Vermont this
• 57:02
  time of year. I mean, Vermont, obviously maple
• 57:04
  syrup, all things maple, that's heavily associated
• 57:07
  with Vermont. But right now we're in fair season
• 57:09
  where there's a bunch of counties, state fairs
• 57:12
  all across the state. And you'll get your maple
• 57:15
  creamies, which I don't know if you know what
• 57:17
  they are, but it's basically a fancy soft served
• 57:21
  maple flavored ice cream. cone that, uh, is very
• 57:27
  popular in Vermont. Like you come, you come here
• 57:29
  during the summer, you get yourself a maple creamy
• 57:31
  and you feel like you've lived, but maple flavored
• 57:34
  popcorn, you could, you could belong that into
• 57:36
  the category. Um, any, any popcorn that's not
• 57:40
  the simple salt and butter flavored, I always
• 57:42
  consider it as like carnival popcorn, like popcorn
• 57:45
  that I would go to a state fair or a carnival
• 57:48
  and eat. So I would love to. have an experience
• 57:51
  where I try your mom's homemade caramel popcorn
• 57:55
  at home and not feel like I should go to a carnival.
• 57:59
  Does that make sense? You know, it makes sense,
• 58:03
  yeah, you associated with the place. Yeah, and
• 58:05
  this popcorn, to her credit, I will say she nailed
• 58:08
  it. It doesn't taste like homemade. It tastes
• 58:13
  like the stuff. It tastes like what you would
• 58:15
  buy. Like, this is freaking great, you know,
• 58:18
  so. That's fantastic. Yeah. Speaking of popcorn,
• 58:21
  I mean, if you want a late night snack idea,
• 58:24
  I've been lately into a big bag of Orville Redenbacher's
• 58:30
  popcorn. I know it's not homemade. I know it's,
• 58:32
  you know, that pre -made, you know, crap, but
• 58:34
  whatever. I don't care. Orville Redenbacher's
• 58:37
  buttery popcorn. with a nice big cup of vanilla
• 58:41
  ice cream, just like that salty and sweet mixture.
• 58:44
  That's my vibe. You look at me as if you're judging
• 58:48
  me, Houston, that's fine, but I dig that. I'm
• 58:54
  not judging you. It's very good. It tastes great.
• 58:58
  I know that tastes good. I know it does, because
• 59:02
  it's popcorn and ice cream. My mind just went
• 59:04
  to how I had to stop eating. Not had to. I can't
• 59:08
  eat microwave popcorn anymore. I'm too scared.
• 59:12
  I saw this one YouTube video about the whole
• 59:14
  microplastic situation that everyone is known
• 59:18
  about for some years now. Like how much is in
• 59:20
  your food and everything. And I was like, oh
• 59:23
  man, popcorn, like microwave popcorn specifically
• 59:26
  is like one of the biggest offenders of that.
• 59:29
  Like you get so much in that popcorn that I can't,
• 59:33
  I was too convicted. Like I can't eat it without
• 59:35
  thinking about it. So are you saying that I'm
• 59:36
  eating plastic every time I eat microwave popcorn?
• 59:38
  Well, whatever YouTube video I saw is telling
• 59:40
  you that. I'm pretty sure, was it Vsauce or was
• 59:43
  it something? It wasn't Vsauce, sorry. It was
• 59:46
  some other reputable channel. Was it Veritasium?
• 59:49
  That's what it was. It was very tastier. Like
• 59:51
  it was a 40 something a minute informational
• 59:54
  YouTube video as I like science videos. And it
• 59:57
  was talking about microplastics, how to start
• 59:59
  it, where they are, how you get them, blah, blah,
• 1:00:01
  blah, blah, blah, health factors, health, whatever.
• 1:00:03
  And popcorn was like on the list. And I was like,
• 1:00:05
  dang it. Cause as a kid, I used to love popcorn,
• 1:00:08
  micro popcorn specifically so much. I used to
• 1:00:10
  open up the thing when it was done and lick like
• 1:00:13
  the wrapper. That's how much I know. When I say
• 1:00:17
  I feel you on the popcorn ice cream thing, I
• 1:00:19
  get it. I know that's good. I just can't, I just,
• 1:00:24
  I'm not that guy anymore. You've been told that
• 1:00:26
  there's poison in microwave popcorn and now you
• 1:00:28
  can't eat it anymore. I can't look at it the
• 1:00:30
  same. Even if someone told me there's not, I'd
• 1:00:32
  be like, are you sure? That's understandable.
• 1:00:34
  I've got to look at that YouTube video and see
• 1:00:36
  what you're talking about. And maybe that'll
• 1:00:37
  change my mind as well. Don't, don't, don't,
• 1:00:39
  don't, don't, don't, don't. Ignorance is bliss.
• 1:00:41
  Stay where you're at. So you're basically inviting
• 1:00:43
  me to eat plastic and poison and die. I'm not,
• 1:00:46
  I'm not inviting you. I'm saying just don't come
• 1:00:49
  to my side. Once you know you'll be poisoned
• 1:00:52
  like me and you may have like, oh no, I didn't
• 1:00:55
  know it was that bad. That much is it. If I could
• 1:00:59
  go back in time to where I didn't know. Yeah,
• 1:01:03
  it would be a sweet time. Sweet time. Yeah. What's
• 1:01:07
  your delicious pop culture obsession that you've
• 1:01:09
  had lately? This could be easy for you to answer
• 1:01:12
  since you claim to be a big movie guy. Oh, claim.
• 1:01:15
  Pulling my card, huh? Anything you're watching
• 1:01:18
  or listening to. It doesn't have to be a movie.
• 1:01:20
  It could be a TV show, podcast, music, anything.
• 1:01:22
  Anything in the culture. Yeah, this question's
• 1:01:24
  a little too easy. There's too much crap to choose
• 1:01:26
  from. I think most recently, I think right now,
• 1:01:30
  to date this episode, Lanterns is on. So I'm
• 1:01:33
  watching Lanterns. I missed the last episode,
• 1:01:37
  which is episode two. I just saw the pilots.
• 1:01:38
  I have to see Lanterns probably tonight, probably
• 1:01:40
  after this. Um, and then, then I'll be caught
• 1:01:44
  up. But I like, I like so far, so good. It's
• 1:01:47
  only one episode, but I like the dramatic take
• 1:01:48
  they've taken. Um, I had to finish King of the
• 1:01:51
  Hill the last season, the latest season. I love
• 1:01:53
  King of the Hill. It's like one of my favorite
• 1:01:55
  shows. And this rebirth, reboot thing they got
• 1:01:58
  going on actually keeps the spirit of the original
• 1:02:01
  very well. So I love King of the Hill. The best
• 1:02:05
  movie I've seen out of the three big ones that
• 1:02:07
  are out right now with Spider -Man and The Odyssey.
• 1:02:12
  And I think those were the big ones right now.
• 1:02:15
  Spider -Man and The Odyssey came out not too
• 1:02:17
  long ago. I like The Odyssey better. I do love
• 1:02:19
  Brand New Day, but I like The Odyssey better.
• 1:02:23
  Yeah, something's coming out pretty soon. Not
• 1:02:25
  Doomsday, but yeah, I think the big movies are
• 1:02:28
  all done until Doomsday. I think that was the
• 1:02:31
  last big... Is that the latest Avengers movie
• 1:02:34
  that you're talking about? Doomsday, Avengers?
• 1:02:36
  Yeah, that's coming out in December and I already
• 1:02:38
  have my ticket bought. I'm already, not because
• 1:02:41
  I'm so excited to see what Marvel's gonna do,
• 1:02:44
  but because I have to. It's kind of like my job.
• 1:02:49
  And also I do care. even if it were bad, I'd
• 1:02:53
  still feel like I'm too invested, you know? The
• 1:02:56
  sunk cost fallacy or something. Like I have too
• 1:02:59
  much invested in this. I think the last big Avengers
• 1:03:01
  movie was Endgame back in like 2019. I remember
• 1:03:04
  going to the movie theater in Connecticut when
• 1:03:07
  I was visiting home, you know. And this was like
• 1:03:11
  only my second year here in Vermont. I saw a
• 1:03:14
  movie with my brother and cousin. And I know
• 1:03:17
  the big thing, the big press around Avengers
• 1:03:19
  Endgame was how long it was. I think it was like
• 1:03:21
  somewhere between three and four hours. But nonetheless,
• 1:03:24
  it was a good movie. You know, great action.
• 1:03:27
  And I believe, spoiler alert, I think Iron Man
• 1:03:29
  dies in that movie. And maybe he comes back to
• 1:03:32
  life. That did you not see endgame or you? Say
• 1:03:38
  I was like you being a big Marvel fan you haven't
• 1:03:40
  seen endgame yet So I'm curious to see what they
• 1:03:43
  do with doomsday. I have not seen spider -man
• 1:03:45
  yet I know I could have sworn that you and I
• 1:03:47
  talked about spider -man and the Odyssey either
• 1:03:50
  on your podcast or via like online chat But spider
• 1:03:54
  -man I've heard good things about the Odyssey.
• 1:03:56
  I mean, I don't know. I'm kind of like mixed
• 1:03:58
  on that because it was I vaguely remember going
• 1:04:03
  over that in high school and like an English
• 1:04:06
  class or whatever, but I just am not interested
• 1:04:09
  enough to like really want to see the movie.
• 1:04:11
  I've heard good things about it. So Christopher
• 1:04:12
  Dolan, obviously a great director, you know,
• 1:04:15
  Dark Knight and so on and so forth. He has a
• 1:04:18
  great track record. So I will consider seeing
• 1:04:21
  The Odyssey based on the fact that... It's him
• 1:04:24
  and he is known to direct great movies. And then
• 1:04:29
  you had mentioned Lanterns. I was looking up
• 1:04:30
  Lanterns right now. Yeah, I've been hearing about
• 1:04:33
  that. Kyle Chandler, who I love so much from
• 1:04:36
  Friday Night Lights. And there was a show on
• 1:04:39
  Netflix that he did that was Fantastic Bloodline.
• 1:04:41
  So glad to see him. Aaron Pierre playing Jon
• 1:04:45
  Stewart. I saw him, this is weird. I don't know
• 1:04:48
  if you've ever seen the show, The Morning Show
• 1:04:50
  on Apple TV Plus with like Jennifer Aniston and
• 1:04:53
  Reese Witherspoon. I don't have Apple TV. So
• 1:04:55
  I know what you're talking about. I haven't seen
• 1:04:57
  it because of that fact. I believe he plays the
• 1:04:59
  love interests of Greta Lee's character in The
• 1:05:02
  Morning Show. So when I saw the trailer for Lantern
• 1:05:04
  some time ago, it was like, oh yeah, there's
• 1:05:06
  that guy from The Morning Show. Yeah. But this
• 1:05:09
  is like a modern sort of dramatic retelling of
• 1:05:12
  Jon Stewart, The Green Lantern, correct? Yeah.
• 1:05:15
  Yeah, I mean, it's wrapped up into the modern
• 1:05:17
  day DCU. So that's going to be the Lancer we're
• 1:05:20
  going to have now moving forward in this whole
• 1:05:23
  James Gunn era of DC. Yeah, I can't wait to see
• 1:05:27
  it. This could be, I mean, I'm sure my brother
• 1:05:31
  CJ, who's I think still into the superhero stuff,
• 1:05:34
  he might like it. So I will get into that when
• 1:05:38
  I have a chance, which might be never. But I'm
• 1:05:41
  glad you reminded me, because maybe I will get
• 1:05:43
  into it. Hey, yeah, maybe, yeah. Hopefully it's
• 1:05:46
  good, by the way. Like, if the whole thing comes
• 1:05:48
  out, and this episode comes out, and I say lanterns,
• 1:05:51
  and everyone's like, oh, that was terrible. Then
• 1:05:52
  I'm like, I'm going to feel... I feel responsible
• 1:05:55
  for messing up people's day, I don't know. So
• 1:05:57
  I hope it's good. I hope it ends well, yeah.
• 1:06:00
  So you've seen how many episodes so far? One.
• 1:06:05
  Oh yeah, yeah, because HBO Max, they do it like,
• 1:06:07
  they release it weekly. They don't release it
• 1:06:09
  all at once. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I can't actually
• 1:06:12
  tell you if it's good or not in totality. Well,
• 1:06:16
  time will tell, time will tell. Okay, all right.
• 1:06:18
  But by the way, I don't know how much time there
• 1:06:20
  is, but can I ask you a question? Sure, go. Do
• 1:06:24
  you, what's your, maybe this is unfair, what's
• 1:06:26
  your favorite, what's your best movie and what's
• 1:06:28
  your worst least favorite movie? Oh my God, that's
• 1:06:31
  a hard one. Cause I've watched God knows how
• 1:06:32
  many movies in my almost 35 years of living.
• 1:06:35
  Yeah, yeah. One of your favorites, one of the
• 1:06:37
  worst. I mean, look, I would say a favorite movie
• 1:06:41
  that always comes to mind is Remember the Titans.
• 1:06:44
  Speaking of Payden Penetriere, who recently passed
• 1:06:47
  away. She was a child actor. She was the daughter
• 1:06:50
  of like the white football coach in that movie.
• 1:06:52
  Oh, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was
• 1:06:56
  kind of bizarre because my wife and I, we saw,
• 1:06:59
  well, she slept through some of it. I saw mostly
• 1:07:02
  the first episode of that show, Nashville, that
• 1:07:05
  Hayden was in. And she had a little bit of a
• 1:07:10
  sexy thing going on with a character who, the
• 1:07:15
  actor, he happened to be one of the football
• 1:07:18
  players from Remember the Titans. And the weirdness
• 1:07:21
  of seeing Hayden and this actor make out in the
• 1:07:26
  closet when rewind back to 2000, Hayden was like
• 1:07:30
  10 years old and this football player was supposed
• 1:07:33
  to play like a high school age guy. And I mean,
• 1:07:36
  nothing creepy was happening. And remember the
• 1:07:37
  Titans went between them, but like to go from
• 1:07:40
  that to like, oh yeah, Hayden and this actor
• 1:07:43
  are both adults and they could still do that.
• 1:07:44
  It was just kind of weird. But anyway, so remember
• 1:07:47
  the Titans because it's Denzel because there's
• 1:07:49
  a there's just a classic inspirational sports
• 1:07:54
  drama feel. I will always go to that as a favorite
• 1:07:57
  movie of mine. Like I could still watch that
• 1:07:59
  26 years later and just be very moved and just
• 1:08:03
  and love it to pieces. My least favorite movie?
• 1:08:08
  God, wow. A movie that I really just did not
• 1:08:12
  care for. Probably that movie with Pedro Pascal
• 1:08:16
  and... Krogu? No, it was Pedro Pascal, and Dakota
• 1:08:23
  Johnson, and I think Chris Pine. Oh, wait, wait,
• 1:08:26
  wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on,
• 1:08:27
  it's, hold on, don't say it, hold on, don't say
• 1:08:30
  the name of the movie, oh God, hold on, don't
• 1:08:32
  say the name. You want me to give you a hint?
• 1:08:35
  Superficial, no, it's like superficial, but it's
• 1:08:36
  not, it's another word for superficial, it's
• 1:08:38
  like. Materialist. Dang it, yes, I was trying
• 1:08:41
  to think of, yeah, yeah, the materialist. You
• 1:08:44
  don't like the materialist? Okay, all right.
• 1:08:46
  Yeah, and it's sad because the director of that
• 1:08:48
  movie directed one of the greatest romance dramas
• 1:08:50
  ever, Past Lives, a movie starring Greta Lee,
• 1:08:54
  who was in The Morning Show, and... Yeah, so
• 1:08:58
  Dakota, she was like playing this ambitious New
• 1:09:00
  York City matchmaker who finds herself caught
• 1:09:01
  in a love triangle between a wealthy financier
• 1:09:04
  and her imperfect ex. So the financier was played
• 1:09:07
  by Pedro and the imperfect ex was played by Chris
• 1:09:10
  Evans. I'm sorry, I got my Chris's mixed. But
• 1:09:12
  you saw the movie. Yeah, yeah, there's a lot
• 1:09:14
  of Chris's and yeah, I saw the movie, yeah. Yeah,
• 1:09:16
  I just, I didn't like it. Dakota Johnson's acting
• 1:09:22
  is crap. I'm never into whatever vibe she gives
• 1:09:27
  off on screen. And I don't like love triangles.
• 1:09:30
  I think they're just absolutely annoying. I just
• 1:09:32
  feel like if you have to fight over someone,
• 1:09:36
  no, leave, leave that situation. It's more work
• 1:09:41
  than it's worth. And yeah, in Dakota Johnson's
• 1:09:44
  character, she just came off as this like very...
• 1:09:49
  Materialistic. Yeah, but she also had this, like,
• 1:09:52
  victimhood mentality thing about her, where,
• 1:09:55
  like, any time, like, she was challenged in a
• 1:09:59
  way by either boyfriend, it was just like, oh,
• 1:10:03
  God, like, instead of, like, taking accountability,
• 1:10:06
  she just had this air of, oh, God, like, I don't
• 1:10:09
  deserve anything. This always happens to me.
• 1:10:11
  Like, ugh, like, that kind of thing. That's what
• 1:10:16
  those are some of the things that I remember
• 1:10:17
  from that movie. Um, yeah, me and my wife watched
• 1:10:20
  it and we weren't like particularly crazy about
• 1:10:22
  it. It was very weird. The sexual assault part
• 1:10:25
  of it was weird. It was just, it just seemed
• 1:10:29
  to awkwardly misplaced. It was like, Oh, we're
• 1:10:31
  doing a love triangle, but we're also doing a
• 1:10:33
  sexual assault angle with some other character
• 1:10:37
  in the movie. It was not the experience that
• 1:10:41
  I thought it would be, but it sounds like you
• 1:10:43
  liked it better than I did. Yeah, no, I liked
• 1:10:45
  it better than you did. But I mean, I see all
• 1:10:47
  the fuzz you're talking about. Well, tell me
• 1:10:50
  why you liked it. Well, first, I want to acknowledge,
• 1:10:53
  like, yeah, Dakota Johnson, she's not that great
• 1:10:54
  of an actress. The love triangle thing doesn't
• 1:10:57
  bother me that much, but I get why it would bother
• 1:11:01
  you. You know, like, I get why it bothers someone.
• 1:11:06
  The victim put stuff, I guess I didn't see too
• 1:11:09
  much of that. I guess I saw her character as
• 1:11:11
  you're supposed to not like her. Because like,
• 1:11:14
  you know, it's called the materialist and I,
• 1:11:16
  yeah, it applies to her or can apply to the three
• 1:11:19
  of them. Materialist, I think it's like is a
• 1:11:22
  singular slash pluralish. You can use it to describe
• 1:11:25
  one or multiple things, I think. But so I kind
• 1:11:28
  of saw her from the from a go with someone unlikeable.
• 1:11:31
  So I was kind of just. in it for the story of
• 1:11:35
  it all. But I know how the movie, like the movie
• 1:11:37
  made it set out to be at the end, like when she
• 1:11:39
  ends up going back to her ex. I know the movie
• 1:11:43
  made it out to be like, oh my God, we're rooting
• 1:11:45
  for them. This is supposed to be a happy ending.
• 1:11:48
  But like I wasn't, like I was like, I still don't
• 1:11:51
  really vibe with your character, Dakota. You
• 1:11:54
  know what I think I liked it a little bit more
• 1:11:56
  than, outside of us being different people, different
• 1:11:58
  tastes, but you know what I think I liked it
• 1:11:59
  more than you did is because... My viewpoint
• 1:12:02
  of seeing her as the natural sort of, not villain,
• 1:12:05
  but the natural, unlikable person, didn't make
• 1:12:09
  me look at the end with like, oh, she got what
• 1:12:11
  she deserved, happy ending for her. I saw it
• 1:12:14
  more as, so this is love. Like the two, what
• 1:12:17
  he had, Chris Pine, or Evans, sorry, Evans, Captain
• 1:12:20
  America, whatever, liked her a lot, that like
• 1:12:25
  love won out. I saw it as like a love story,
• 1:12:27
  where the focus isn't necessarily about the characters,
• 1:12:29
  it's more about, the love story, the situation.
• 1:12:33
  Like he loved her despite her materialism. And
• 1:12:36
  then she even says it out loud, I'm too materialistic.
• 1:12:40
  Like literally that's a line in the movie where
• 1:12:42
  she says like the name of the movie is like,
• 1:12:45
  I'm too materialistic. It's like, and Chris Evans
• 1:12:48
  is broke. He's poor in the movie. He's like,
• 1:12:50
  I can't afford the nice things. I think he says
• 1:12:53
  that at one point too, just saying, I can't afford
• 1:12:55
  it. I want diamonds. And like, but they still
• 1:12:58
  love each other. And even though these people
• 1:13:01
  probably shouldn't be together, they have true,
• 1:13:04
  true, I have to use quotations here, but true
• 1:13:07
  love in that they're still attached, attracted
• 1:13:10
  to each other in that honest, beyond materialism
• 1:13:13
  way. She's such a terrible person, but love is
• 1:13:17
  bigger than her in that she's still attracted
• 1:13:18
  to Chris Evans. That's what I thought was the
• 1:13:21
  takeaway. And I was able to go, huh. Interesting
• 1:13:23
  and didn't move on, but it kind of was just.
• 1:13:27
  So it didn't bother me, but it didn't impress
• 1:13:29
  me either. It was kind of just like, that's an
• 1:13:32
  interesting take on love in this. unlikable person.
• 1:13:36
  Love is better. Like, she can't escape love's
• 1:13:39
  grasp. Love even captures this unlikable person.
• 1:13:42
  And this nice guy who Captain America Chris Evans
• 1:13:45
  was and tracked him together. And Pedro Pascal
• 1:13:48
  was the third guy on the top who was, like, was
• 1:13:51
  really great, but she just didn't love. And her
• 1:13:53
  materialism couldn't even make her love him.
• 1:13:56
  And he did like her. So... I thought the message
• 1:13:59
  was more interesting than the character of Dakota
• 1:14:03
  Johnson was playing in general, because she was
• 1:14:05
  already unlikable to me. Sorry, I thought that
• 1:14:07
  was a long -winded explanation. No, no, no. I
• 1:14:09
  think that's a very interesting take on it, and
• 1:14:11
  I totally get what you're saying. I don't know,
• 1:14:14
  maybe I'll give it another watch and see if I
• 1:14:17
  come out with another opinion. I don't think
• 1:14:20
  it's worth it, man. I was just sharing something.
• 1:14:23
  You don't have to take my... No, no, no, no,
• 1:14:26
  no, no. I like your perspective. Going back to
• 1:14:31
  Kodak Johnson's terrible acting, I think that
• 1:14:33
  toward the end of the movie, when she was having
• 1:14:36
  a park bench moment, it dawned on me and I said
• 1:14:39
  this to my wife who was sitting next to me watching
• 1:14:41
  the movie, like... she would, she's perfect as
• 1:14:43
  like a narrator, like an audio book narrator.
• 1:14:45
  Like she has that kind of read, you know what
• 1:14:47
  I mean? Like she has that very monotone, soothing,
• 1:14:50
  calming voice that works good as an audio book
• 1:14:53
  narrator, but as an actress where you would want
• 1:14:55
  more layers. more of a variety and vocal tone
• 1:14:59
  and emotional tone. She just doesn't work for
• 1:15:01
  me. But the reaction you just gave indicated
• 1:15:04
  to me that she wouldn't work for you as an audiobook
• 1:15:06
  narrator. I'm sorry. That was a natural reaction,
• 1:15:09
  truly. I wasn't trying to help react. No, it's
• 1:15:11
  OK. No, I couldn't. No, I couldn't. I don't think
• 1:15:14
  her voice is that great for that, honestly, either.
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  I'd much rather like a Scarlett Johansson or
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  something like that. Or even what's her name
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  from Devil Wears Prada? Anne Hathaway? No, sorry,
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  her boss. I can't, oh God. Emily Blunt? No, her
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  boss, the devil. What's her name? The devil?
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  Oh, Meryl Streep. Thank you, Meryl Streep, Meryl
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  Streep. I think they have a better voice. Meryl
• 1:15:39
  Streep's voice is great. Mary Popp and Julie
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  Andrews, she has a great voice. I think they
• 1:15:43
  have a great, you have some personality. Tilda
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  Johnson, the flatness? No, like it's flat, but
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  it also has that kind of, this kind of a bit.
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  of that sound, like the nasal in it too. I can't,
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  I'm not a fan of the nasal sound and I couldn't,
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  even though my voice has a bit of nasal in it
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  though. I don't know, but whatever, agree to
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  disagree. That's just an opinion thing. No, no,
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  no, no, no, no, no. I totally get what you mean.
• 1:16:12
  I mean, there's definitely more. I don't know,
• 1:16:16
  there's definitely more character, there's more
• 1:16:19
  color, there's more interesting things you could
• 1:16:21
  do with a Meryl Streep or Scarlett Johansson,
• 1:16:24
  you know, those type of people as an audiobook
• 1:16:26
  narrator than a Dakota Johnson. So I totally
• 1:16:29
  get what you mean by that. You're starting a
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  podcast or maybe you're trying to move an existing
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  podcast over to the perfect podcast hosting provider
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  But there's only one caveat you're hoping that
• 1:16:43
  the podcast hosting provider distributes your
• 1:16:46
  wonderful work everywhere people get podcasts
• 1:16:49
  most specifically Apple Spotify YouTube because
• 1:16:51
  that's where everybody is getting their podcasts
• 1:16:53
  and Maybe there's a service called RSS that might
• 1:16:58
  perfectly fit that description. Did you know
• 1:17:01
  that RSS is one of the world's largest podcast
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  hosting companies by total number of episodes
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  published? I'll tell you how many episodes. It
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  would take you 118 years to listen to all the
• 1:17:14
  episodes published through RSS. So why not try
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  it out? Completely free. Sign up with the link
• 1:17:20
  in my show notes. What's the delicious thing
• 1:17:24
  that's happened in your life lately, Houston?
• 1:17:28
  I am on a bunch of different podcasts now. That
• 1:17:32
  sounds promotional. I swear it's not, but I've
• 1:17:35
  been a host for a minute now since 2020 and I
• 1:17:38
  am just now becoming a guest on stuff. It was
• 1:17:42
  funny how you found me on the thing, by the way.
• 1:17:44
  I had just made it, man. I had just made the
• 1:17:47
  guest profile and you said, hey, you were just
• 1:17:50
  on my show and you're like... Hey, here you are.
• 1:17:52
  And I told you back when we were recording, like,
• 1:17:54
  oh, yeah, sorry, I don't have a guest one at
• 1:17:56
  the moment. And then I made it my mind because
• 1:17:59
  I was thinking about it for a minute, made it
• 1:18:00
  my mind to create the guest profile on pod match.
• 1:18:03
  And there it is. And now I'm a guest on different
• 1:18:06
  things and I'm learning how it feels to be a
• 1:18:08
  guest. I've been on one or two things, by the
• 1:18:10
  way, for the record of my career of podcasting,
• 1:18:12
  but not this many. And it's it's fun and it's
• 1:18:17
  different. It's a different learning experience
• 1:18:19
  because I don't know about you, right? You've
• 1:18:24
  been on more, you've been guesting, I think,
• 1:18:26
  longer than I have, right? You have a guest profile.
• 1:18:28
  Yeah, you do. I haven't been guessing on as many
• 1:18:31
  podcasts as I should, but I've guessed it on
• 1:18:35
  a decent amount. Okay. Yeah, I'm guessing on
• 1:18:39
  more and more and... Some of them have been really
• 1:18:41
  good, but some of them, like a good amount of
• 1:18:44
  them have been very dry. Where I'll go on and
• 1:18:46
  it's like, what is your favorite thing here?
• 1:18:50
  Or like, you know, I get some AI generated type
• 1:18:52
  questions where I know, I know they just took
• 1:18:54
  the description of my show and said, give me
• 1:18:57
  some questions about the description of this
• 1:18:58
  show. And I've gotten the same things of like,
• 1:19:01
  ah, some of them are good. Some of them are just,
• 1:19:03
  I've gotten twice or two, three times and I'm
• 1:19:05
  annoyed by it. And I'm like, well, I'll just
• 1:19:07
  show up and. Put this out, I guess. Or they'll
• 1:19:12
  put this out, I guess. And that's been annoying.
• 1:19:15
  So that, I don't know if that's a delicious thing,
• 1:19:17
  but it is delicious and it's not. I'm getting
• 1:19:20
  myself out there in a way I haven't before. And
• 1:19:24
  including this podcast, for instance. But I was
• 1:19:27
  actually, I did episode with you, so I know who
• 1:19:29
  you are. This was a bit different. Actually,
• 1:19:31
  you look like, oh yeah. Yeah, I know, John. This
• 1:19:34
  is... This is this is fine. This is good. I actually
• 1:19:37
  look forward to this one, but some of them yeah
• 1:19:40
  Yeah, yeah So I totally get what you mean as
• 1:19:45
  for the learning experience that you can get
• 1:19:47
  from guessing on other people's podcasts I totally
• 1:19:49
  get that my learning experience is just Knowing
• 1:19:54
  how to sell myself as a podcaster like friends
• 1:19:59
  for instance when I guess it on somebody's podcast
• 1:20:02
  I It was either I or them that came up with the
• 1:20:06
  term universal connectors. The fact that I like
• 1:20:08
  to get to know people and find these universal
• 1:20:11
  connectors of food, pop culture, and lifestyle
• 1:20:14
  that kind of bonds us all as opposed to divides
• 1:20:17
  us. It can be repetitious promoting yourself
• 1:20:22
  with these especially with these dry podcasters
• 1:20:25
  that just give you the Straightforward sort of
• 1:20:28
  AI questions of hey, so tell me about right share
• 1:20:31
  driving. So tell me about acting So tell me about
• 1:20:34
  food pop culture and lifestyle like, you know,
• 1:20:37
  but it you know in a way it does allow me to
• 1:20:39
  just sort of polish how I sell myself on a podcast
• 1:20:44
  because You don't really know what your podcast
• 1:20:49
  is about until, like, you just say it out loud
• 1:20:52
  often enough. What it's about, like, it makes
• 1:20:55
  sense to you internally, like, the more you host
• 1:20:57
  and guest people on, but it does take, like,
• 1:21:01
  either saying it out loud to somebody at a bar,
• 1:21:03
  here's what my podcast is about, or talking at
• 1:21:06
  length about your podcast on someone else's podcast
• 1:21:08
  for you to really find out, okay. I think this
• 1:21:11
  is what this is about and let me find a way to
• 1:21:13
  like refine it, polish it, make it concise, make
• 1:21:16
  it make sense, make it very elevator pitchy where
• 1:21:20
  I can hook them on the first sentence. So that's
• 1:21:23
  the value that I've gotten from guessing on other
• 1:21:25
  people's podcasts. Now to the point of the dry
• 1:21:28
  podcasts, yeah, that's definitely something I've
• 1:21:31
  run into quite a bit and I've had to cancel a
• 1:21:34
  bunch of guest appearances because what I found
• 1:21:36
  with some of these guest appearances is that
• 1:21:39
  they seem to be this similar robotic foreign
• 1:21:44
  accented AI generated sounding hosts that has
• 1:21:51
  no personality whatsoever. One of them, we seem
• 1:21:58
  to get somewhere with them sounding somewhat
• 1:22:01
  like a human being, but it was only because I
• 1:22:03
  was like complimenting, but also underneath maybe
• 1:22:06
  like poking them on something that they tend
• 1:22:09
  to do with their guests every time their guests
• 1:22:12
  answer their questions. So, okay, let's do an
• 1:22:18
  example. I'll ask you a question. Actually, yeah,
• 1:22:22
  yeah, I'll ask you a question. Houston, what
• 1:22:24
  did you think of that envelope? Answer it however
• 1:22:26
  you'd like. I thought the envelope was a really
• 1:22:29
  good color. I like how it was yellow instead
• 1:22:31
  of white. It was a good envelope. Pause, pause.
• 1:22:36
  Thank you so much for that response. Every time
• 1:22:42
  the host followed up, it was, thank you so much
• 1:22:44
  for that response. I appreciate it. Is that how
• 1:22:48
  a human would normally talk? Thank you so much
• 1:22:50
  for that response. I haven't gotten that one
• 1:22:53
  yet. I haven't gotten that response guy yet.
• 1:22:55
  That sounds grating. Yeah. So I went from like,
• 1:23:00
  Oh, I'll guest on anybody else's podcast. And,
• 1:23:02
  you know, just so I can get the word out there
• 1:23:04
  to like actually starting to listen because pod
• 1:23:07
  match will give you the opportunity to like play
• 1:23:09
  some of these people's episodes and If right
• 1:23:12
  away from the jump I get somebody who's just
• 1:23:15
  very dry AI robotic sounding some kind of foreign
• 1:23:19
  accent Then I will not go for that and I will
• 1:23:26
  only leave space for the people that sound human,
• 1:23:30
  that sound engaging, that sound like I could
• 1:23:31
  have a good time with them. Yeah. Oh, real quick,
• 1:23:34
  sorry to jump in here too, but I've noticed if
• 1:23:37
  you go and look them up, and they started their
• 1:23:40
  podcast this year and they have 125, 100 and
• 1:23:44
  whatever plus episodes and they just started,
• 1:23:47
  I'm like, yeah, that's a red flag to me. And
• 1:23:50
  like, oh, we released four episodes today. I'm
• 1:23:53
  like, no. Yeah, like I just, like you're not,
• 1:23:57
  and like the episodes are like 15 minutes to
• 1:24:00
  30. It's like they're just, they're massive.
• 1:24:02
  guesting their mass releasing. It's like, oh,
• 1:24:05
  like, it's like, you know, this is almost entirely
• 1:24:09
  AI that I have. Oh, yeah. I'm not going to get
• 1:24:12
  down my, don't get me started on the whole AI
• 1:24:13
  thing. I'm not even going to go down that road
• 1:24:15
  with AI. Oh, no, no, no, no. And I know what
• 1:24:17
  you mean. And look, I am of the belief that AI
• 1:24:21
  can be used to help your content in a way that's
• 1:24:25
  not taking the humanity out of it. But yeah,
• 1:24:32
  when it basically just becomes the entire thing,
• 1:24:35
  like what I suspect these hosts are where you
• 1:24:38
  get the impression that, oh, there's just someone
• 1:24:41
  in a laboratory that's trying to make as much
• 1:24:43
  money as possible, as easily as possible through
• 1:24:45
  pod match. And they're just, like you said, that's
• 1:24:47
  a good term, mass guesting. It's like, oh, let
• 1:24:50
  me just like, you know, ask any guests to come
• 1:24:52
  on to talk about whatever the fuck they're talking
• 1:24:54
  about. and it could just be the most uninteresting,
• 1:24:57
  dry thing ever, but PodMax will pay me, and why
• 1:25:01
  not? And that's where it can become frustrating,
• 1:25:04
  when the art of podcasting is not being respected,
• 1:25:07
  where the human element of podcasting is not
• 1:25:08
  being respected, and now we're just trying to
• 1:25:11
  make money by any basic, common denominator means.
• 1:25:14
  So that's definitely frustrating, yeah. Yeah,
• 1:25:17
  yeah. Delicious. Delicious? No, I would say undelicious.
• 1:25:23
  What's the opposite of delicious? Vicious. I'm
• 1:25:28
  sorry. Uglylicious. I'm trying to figure out
• 1:25:32
  an opposite word for delicious, but whatever.
• 1:25:34
  Revolting, disgust. I've broken the rules again.
• 1:25:37
  My bad. No, no, you're good. There's no rules
• 1:25:39
  to be broken. This was a great conversation.
• 1:25:41
  The revolting, disgusting culture is going to
• 1:25:43
  be sort of my Bizarro podcast, whereas the delicious
• 1:25:48
  culture is my Superman. The disgusting, revolting
• 1:25:51
  culture will be my Bizarro. Hey, there you go.
• 1:25:54
  There you go. Houston, plug away. How can we
• 1:25:57
  find you? How can we find your podcast? How can
• 1:25:59
  we keep in touch with you or your social media?
• 1:26:01
  Go ahead. Cool. The shortcut to all of this is
• 1:26:04
  just Google. 1000 crazy questions and all my
• 1:26:07
  stuff will pop up wherever it should pop up I
• 1:26:10
  mean I of course I can plug one zero zero zero
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  and like at the thousand crazy questions, you
• 1:26:16
  know at 1000 crazy questions on Instagram and
• 1:26:18
  the at Houston Pierce on tik -tok and at used
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  in Houston Pierce on YouTube, but that's too
• 1:26:23
  much just look up 1000 crazy questions or Houston
• 1:26:28
  Pierce on Google and I'm sure all my stuff will
• 1:26:31
  pop up Houston Pierce is my movie review related
• 1:26:33
  stuff. It's mainly me talking about Things will
• 1:26:36
  be related. And A Thousand Crazy Questions is
• 1:26:38
  the name of the podcast. It's Apple Podcasts,
• 1:26:41
  Spotify, the rest, wherever you find your favorite
• 1:26:44
  podcasts. That's where it is. Season four coming
• 1:26:46
  out really soon, featuring one John Francois.
• 1:26:49
  So, if you like it. So, hey, he's in there. I
• 1:26:53
  forgot we're in the order. He is in the mix,
• 1:26:54
  but you'll know. And it's coming out really soon.
• 1:26:57
  I'm in the middle of recording and editing and
• 1:26:59
  I'm in editing record mode and it's gonna come
• 1:27:01
  out. I know a quick fire with a bunch of good
• 1:27:06
  shorts and all the other stuff once it's ready.
• 1:27:08
  So yeah. Awesome. I love that. All right. Until
• 1:27:11
  next time, everybody, let deliciousness ring.