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Hour 1 – Vomit Comet in Boston · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: We go welcome. It's our number what, our number one
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Speaker 1: original recipe podcast. We were up all night recording this
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Speaker 1: fresh pod, and here in our number one, we'll talk
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Speaker 1: about the big upset of the night. The Boston Celtics
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Speaker 1: lose again as the Knickerbockers come back from twenty down
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Speaker 1: in the final fifteen minutes to beat the Boston basketball team.
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Speaker 2: So who gets the biggest.
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Speaker 1: Slices of the Celtic's Boston cream pie.
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Speaker 2: Of blame as they lose at home on the Parque again?
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Speaker 1: Is this series exposing cracks in Boston's championship DNA?
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Speaker 2: We'll talk about that.
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Speaker 1: Can you explain how Tom Thibodeau's Knicks have won both
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Speaker 1: of these games? What are they doing to come back.
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Speaker 2: In these games?
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Speaker 1: And what was the anatomy of the Celtic choke job?
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Speaker 1: We'll talk about that. Does the comp of Celtic coach
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Speaker 1: Joe Mozula being like JJ Reddick hold water? And is
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Speaker 1: Joe Mozula's confidence and asset or a liability for the
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Speaker 1: Celtics right about now, we'll talk about all of those
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Speaker 1: things and more. Here it is our number one.
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Speaker 1: If you lose Game one, that's just a random occurrence.
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Speaker 2: But if you lose again, what is that like? Where
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Speaker 2: does that fall in the spectrum?
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Speaker 1: be So two NBA games, but only one really worthy
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Speaker 1: of much conversation. So that is where we will begin
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Speaker 1: the conversation and oh, what a fun conversation it will
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Speaker 1: be here because our lead is from Boston. As that
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Speaker 1: was the stage for Game two, everyone and their mother
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Speaker 1: anticipating that the Boston basketball team would come out with
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Speaker 1: vengeance and they were going to not let their guard
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Speaker 1: down like.
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Speaker 2: Many said they did in Game one.
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Speaker 1: But it was the Eastern Conference semi finals, Jason Tatum
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Speaker 1: and the Seas trying to even the ledger against Jalen
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Speaker 1: Brunson in the knickerbocket. Now this was the early game.
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Speaker 1: Some say the undercard undercard, and I don't know if
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Speaker 1: you were watching it or not. If not, we had
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Speaker 1: another o mgmulmut, another OMG malmt in this one.
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Speaker 2: What was it?
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Speaker 1: McHale Bridges ceiling, another massive comeback. The Knicks were down
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Speaker 1: by twenty. Again they did it again. Oops, it happened again.
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Speaker 1: Down twenty. The Knicks stormback, second straight win and second
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Speaker 1: straight game, ceiling steal at the very end, and the
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Speaker 1: Knickerbockers leave the Boston Celtics totally discombobulated as they win
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Speaker 1: ninety one ninety and now New York on the road,
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Speaker 1: up two games to none, they have the lead. The
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Speaker 1: upstart underdog slim pickings of the Knickerbockers in the Eastern Conference,
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Speaker 1: Semi found the Jalen Brunson didn't play all that well,
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Speaker 1: he only had seventeen points. But New York with Jalen
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Speaker 1: Brunson out there, he made a couple of foul shots
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Speaker 1: with twelve point seven seconds to go in the game,
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Speaker 1: so that left the score ninety one to ninety. Jason Tatum,
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Speaker 1: mister all everything, mister I'm the greatest, all that stuff.
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Speaker 1: Jason Tatum then could not get to the rim, and
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Speaker 1: McHale Bridges came over there, he moved in, he batted
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Speaker 1: the ball away, a futile effort by Jason Tatum, rather pathetic,
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Speaker 1: and the Knickerbockers got it.
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Speaker 2: And that's it. That's all she wrote.
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Speaker 1: So Josh Hart twenty three points, Carl Anthony Towns Kitty
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Speaker 1: Kat the old Timberwolve with twenty one points, seventeen rebounds,
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Speaker 1: and a partridge in the pear tree for New York,
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Speaker 1: who will now host Game three in Midtown Manhattan, right
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Speaker 1: adjacent to Penn Station there on Saturday afternoon.
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Speaker 2: So let us discuss the question.
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Speaker 1: You know what, the story here is the better story
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Speaker 1: in the losing locker room. But the question is who
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Speaker 1: gets the biggest slices of the Celtics Boston cream pie here,
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Speaker 1: who gets the biggest slices of that? So I've got
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Speaker 1: Green Comet, Nobel Prize winner and Prince and we will
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Speaker 1: combine all of these things together and we are going
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Speaker 1: to make a delicious soft pretzel, which the Celtics got
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Speaker 1: twisted into.
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Speaker 2: In the fourth quarter.
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Speaker 1: Yet again, they got twisted into a delicious soft pretzel.
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Speaker 2: You can find out on the street. So a let's.
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Speaker 1: Start with the head of the fish. I was told
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Speaker 1: when I was younger that the fish rots from the
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Speaker 1: head Jason Tatum ding ding ding ding De Jason, Jason, Hey,
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Speaker 1: you know, I know you won your little championship last year,
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Speaker 1: but yeah, you still got to play this year. What
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Speaker 1: was that You're supposed to be the franchise player On
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Speaker 1: the final.
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Speaker 2: Possession, I'm gonna go back to that. So I don't
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Speaker 2: know that this can be understated.
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Speaker 1: The Knicks take a one point lead, and that Al
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Speaker 1: Horford came up to the top of the like the
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Speaker 1: three point line.
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Speaker 2: He said, a screen, Tatum is dribbling the ball.
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Speaker 1: So on the screen, I don't know if you noticed
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Speaker 1: this or not, but I jotted this down on my
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Speaker 1: little notesap.
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Speaker 2: On my phone.
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Speaker 1: So Horford sets the screen. There's two Knicks players there
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Speaker 1: on the screen. Tatum at this point after the screen
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Speaker 1: is now guarded by Mitchell Robinson, a taller player, a
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Speaker 1: lumbering big man, Mitchell Robinson with not a lot of
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Speaker 1: lateral movement. And so what did Jason Tatum do? Did
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Speaker 1: Jason Tatum zoom past Mitchell Robinson or did he fall
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Speaker 1: back and he eat take it easy jumper over Robinson? No,
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Speaker 1: he hesitated, he snoozed, and he losed as he failed
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Speaker 1: to even get a shot up And then mentioned mkil
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Speaker 1: Bridges came over and snatched the ball the way Tatum
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Speaker 1: was actually trying to pass the ball.
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Speaker 2: He's trying to pass the ball. You can't make this up.
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Speaker 1: So you have the two headliners on the Celtics, Jalen Brown,
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Speaker 1: who fetched the final play in game one, and now
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Speaker 1: Jason Tatum says, hold my beer and let me take
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Speaker 1: care of this right now. He failed to even get
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Speaker 1: a game winning shot. So both your star players, neither
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Speaker 1: one of them got the shot on the rim, or
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Speaker 1: even in Jenon Tatum's case, even get shot up at
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Speaker 1: all as time ran out. And on this night, when
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Speaker 1: the dust settle, Jason Tatum only had thirteen more points
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Speaker 1: than you and I had and we didn't play in
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Speaker 1: the game. He took nineteen shots, he missed fourteen of them.
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Speaker 1: And Jason Tatum was the green comet, the green comet
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Speaker 1: of vomit is what he was in this game. Overall,
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Speaker 1: Tatum two games in two games in to the second
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Speaker 1: round of the NBA Playoffs, Jason Tatum, your all everything player,
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Speaker 1: shooting twenty eight and a half percent from the floor
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Speaker 1: and even worse than that from three point range, but
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Speaker 1: twelve to forty two from the floor. And this was
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Speaker 1: a team wide infestation of suck for the Celtics, who
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Speaker 1: definitely sucked at a time he cannot suck. The Green
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Speaker 1: team went more than eight minutes without a field goal
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Speaker 1: in the fourth quarter. More than eight minutes without a
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Speaker 1: field goal in the fourth quarter. They missed not one,
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Speaker 1: not two, not three, not four, not five, not six,
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Speaker 1: not seven, not eight, not nine, not ten, not eleven,
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Speaker 1: not too how about thirteen consecutive shots? And what was
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Speaker 1: the coach doing over there in the sidelines? No no, no, no, no, no, no,
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Speaker 1: no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Speaker 2: Keep shooting bys. Yeah, thirteen consecutive misshots.
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Speaker 1: So is the series exposing cracks in the Boston Championship, Danna,
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Speaker 1: there's so many hack sports casters like to say, so
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Speaker 1: a thousand percent.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 1: The dependence, the absolute dependence on the three ball is
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Speaker 1: at this point entering into ancient Egyptian territory. You know
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Speaker 1: that image that was left by the people that lived
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Speaker 1: in that time in the caves. They had the art
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Speaker 1: in the caves in Egypt, and there's the image of
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Speaker 1: the dragon eating its own tail. Sometimes it's a snake.
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Speaker 1: That's essentially the Celtics here, like they are a one
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Speaker 1: trick pony and they're okay with it. Right, it's a
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Speaker 1: self defeating style. You live by the three ball, you
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Speaker 1: die by the three ball.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but they won last year, so you can't criticize them.
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Speaker 2: They won the championship last year.
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Speaker 1: You don't know basketball, that's what you're doing the Overnight
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Speaker 1: show on Calm Down.
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Speaker 2: All right, Well, it ain't last year, it's this year.
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Speaker 2: And what goes around comes around.
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Speaker 1: Right now, the man aint mathin as the Celtics, Holy Conoley,
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Speaker 1: how bad are they? They have now based on the
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Speaker 1: mat they have a twelve point five percent chance of
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Speaker 1: coming back and winning this series. That's the percentage chance
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Speaker 1: on teams that have come back losing the first two
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Speaker 1: games at home. But that does tell you what has happened,
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Speaker 1: not what's going to happen.
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Speaker 2: Now, page two, can.
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Speaker 1: You explain how Tom Thibodeau's Knickerbockers have spotted Boston twenty
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Speaker 1: point leads and then come back and won both games?
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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna follow the teachings of the Nobel Prize
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Speaker 1: winner died a few.
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Speaker 2: Years ago, Desmond to two.
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Speaker 1: You don't often hear Desmond Tutu's name on sports radio,
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Speaker 1: but he famously is quoted as saying there is only
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Speaker 1: one way to eat an elephant, a bite at a time.
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Speaker 1: The Celtics had a massive lead in both games New York.
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Speaker 2: What do they do? They whittled the lead.
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Speaker 1: Down in the second half, and they trimmed it down
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Speaker 1: to bite side portions. And the thing that I will
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Speaker 1: credit them unlike a team that I like that's gutless,
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Speaker 1: the Clippers or the spineless Denver Nuggets that gave up
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Speaker 1: in that game.
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Speaker 2: And okay, see more on that later, but there was
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Speaker 2: no white fight.
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Speaker 1: They were getting punched the Knicks, but they didn't tap out,
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Speaker 1: and so well, you're never supposed to tap out. It's
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Speaker 1: the playoff teams tap out all the time. The Knicks
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Speaker 1: kept on, kept on fighting, trucking, whatever you want to say.
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Speaker 1: They finished the race, and a perfect embodiment of the
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Speaker 1: Knicks coming back. Mckill Bridges, who was on his way
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Speaker 1: to being the villain. He was on his way to
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Speaker 1: being the villain, and then he turned out to be
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Speaker 1: the hero because he rewrote the story in the fourth quarter.
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Speaker 1: If you weren't watching the game, Bridges was not only
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Speaker 1: a basketball player. He was terrible for a three quarters.
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Speaker 1: Certainly offensively, he was terrible. He mid some plays defense,
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Speaker 1: He've been oh of eight from the floor. He had
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Speaker 1: a goose egg in the points category over the first
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Speaker 1: three quarters. And then he ends up scoring all of
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Speaker 1: his fourteen points in the fourth quarter. And so in
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Speaker 1: the end, now everyone's saying he's a Celtic, he's a
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Speaker 1: villain for the Celtic fans, but he was gonna be
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Speaker 1: a villain for the for the next the way he
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Speaker 1: was playing all right, Now, what is the anatomy of
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Speaker 1: the Boston Celtics choke job.
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Speaker 2: So there's some sound.
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Speaker 1: I have four sounds for the Celtics and how they
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Speaker 1: lost this game.
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Speaker 3: Boom wop bang doink.
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Speaker 1: That's the sound of the basketball missing the net.
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Speaker 3: Boom wop bang doink.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So they were up seven, Boston was up seventy three,
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Speaker 1: fifty three, and I jotted it was a little over
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Speaker 1: three minutes to go in the third quarter. So they're
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Speaker 1: up by twenty. From that point, you want to take
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Speaker 1: a guess. Take a guess what the Celtics shot the
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Speaker 1: rest of the game. So the final fifteen minutes and
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Speaker 1: twelve seconds, I went back, I looked at the score.
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Speaker 1: I did the Malord math on this. So the Celtics
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Speaker 1: took twenty eight shots over the final fifteen minutes and
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Speaker 1: twelve seconds. Of those twenty eight, how many did they miss?
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Speaker 3: Not make?
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Speaker 2: How many did they miss? Okay, got your answer, don't cheat.
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Speaker 1: The Celtics missed twenty three of twenty eight shots they shot. Somehow,
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Speaker 1: a professional basketball team, the reigning championship Pro Basketball in
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Speaker 1: the fourth quarter, in the final minutes of the third quarter,
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Speaker 1: shot seventeen point nine percent. Let me repeat that for
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Speaker 1: those of you A little slow because we're on at
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Speaker 1: night here. Seventeen point nine percent is the shooting percentage
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Speaker 1: for the C's in the final fifteen minutes, and Jalen
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Speaker 1: Brown took five shots in that stretch.
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Speaker 2: He did not score zero points.
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Speaker 1: Jason Tatum made one basket from the floor, Boston. How
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Speaker 1: about from three point rinch They took fourteen pre point
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Speaker 1: shots in the final fifteen minutes.
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Speaker 2: Of course they did, that's all they do, and they
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Speaker 2: missed twelve of them.
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Speaker 1: They shot actually worse from three point range than they
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Speaker 1: did from.
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Speaker 2: Two point range.
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Speaker 1: And anyway, two of fourteen from downtown for the Celtics,
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Speaker 1: who find themselves in a very very tough quagmire at
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Speaker 1: this point. All right, now, last word, So a couple
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Speaker 1: of you knuckleheads that listen to us in Boston on
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Speaker 1: the Sports Hub, and we thank you for that. You
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Speaker 1: requested that I comment on Joel Missoula. But in particular,
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Speaker 1: I guess there's.
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Speaker 2: A nickname, and I'm.
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Speaker 1: Gonna take your word for this, so hopefully you're not
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Speaker 1: lying to me, because if you're lying to me, I'm
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Speaker 1: gonna sound like a jacket. But two different people, as
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Speaker 1: far as I know, they know each other. They said, Hey,
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Speaker 1: I want to get you. You know, you got to talk
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Speaker 1: about this, apparently the popular afternoon shower in Boston, the
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Speaker 1: I guess it's the Felger and Mas Show.
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Speaker 2: They gave the nickname to Celtics coach Joe missou Love.
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Speaker 1: They said that his his nickname is JJ, after the
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Speaker 1: podcaster imposter Laker coach. Okay, so, uh that's that's I laughed.
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Speaker 1: I chuckled when I saw that. So does the comp
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Speaker 1: does the comp of Joe Missoula Celtic coach Joe Mozula
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Speaker 1: being like JJ Reddick hold Water? So I'm gonna nod yes,
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Speaker 1: although there is a qualifiers, like Reddick is the podcast
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Speaker 1: puppet for Lebron.
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Speaker 2: We know he's in over his head. You really know
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Speaker 2: what he's doing.
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Speaker 1: I think he proved that in the playoffs. Uh, he
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Speaker 1: had a meltdown. It was a full circus meltdown when
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Speaker 1: he was questioned and then the Lakers went out there
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Speaker 1: lost the final game, which was.
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Speaker 2: Just great, just great.
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Speaker 1: But Joe Missoula, on the other hand, or JJ, I guess,
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Speaker 1: as they're calling Joe Mossoula is living in the as
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Speaker 1: he says, the expected world, attacking the game analytically, which
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Speaker 1: tells you he's not really.
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Speaker 2: Coaching like coaching is.
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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna mix in the analytics, but I'm also
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Speaker 1: gonna go by the field of the game.
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Speaker 2: There's no feel of the game.
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Speaker 1: I promise you Joe Mizula does not follow the feel
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Speaker 1: of the game. If Joe Mosula followed the field of
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Speaker 1: the game, the Celtics would not have played the way they.
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Speaker 2: Played, right and uh and then both both are arrogant.
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Speaker 1: Although you gotta understand here side by side, if you
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Speaker 1: look at these guys, you got Reddick who's next level right,
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Speaker 1: next level, temperamental and all that, and a lot of bacteria.
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Speaker 2: Around both of them. Now, is Joe Mozoula in any
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Speaker 2: danger of the Celtics lose this series?
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Speaker 1: No, because the entire organization this is how they want
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Speaker 1: to play. He is just a middle manager, sure, that
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Speaker 1: is all he is, Just like JJ Reddick is a
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Speaker 1: middle manager to Lebron and Lebron's coaching the team, and
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Speaker 1: JJ is pretending to be the coach and giving a
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Speaker 1: whole answers to the media. Joe Mozula is doing much
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Speaker 1: of the same thing, right, you know, in terms of
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Speaker 1: is Missoula. His confidence an asset or a liability for
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Speaker 1: the Celtics or right now it's a liability. But again,
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Speaker 1: I don't think he's in position to change anything. Like
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Speaker 1: he's a true believer in the dogma. He is a prince.
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Speaker 1: He's a partisan prince. He blindly follows the analytics. There's
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Speaker 1: no wiggle room and he's.
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Speaker 2: At the point.
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Speaker 1: And I didn't see much of the postgame news conference,
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Speaker 1: but he seems to be unwilling to even acknowledge that
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Speaker 1: there is an alternative way to play basketball. And if
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Speaker 1: anyone questions the way the Celtics play, he shames them.
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Speaker 3: Shame, shame, shame.
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Speaker 2: How dare you? What's wrong with you?
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Speaker 3: It is?
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Speaker 1: Also, don't forget this is our Thursday show and that
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Speaker 1: means we are how many weeks waity three weeks away?
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Speaker 2: Is that right?
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Speaker 1: Is it three weeks or four weeks? Three weeks are
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Speaker 1: three weeks away from the Canadian Malord Meet and Greed.
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Speaker 1: If you have not heard yet, we are going to
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Speaker 1: be in Vancouver, British Columbia. We're looking forward to that,
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Speaker 2: So we're going to be there on that.
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Speaker 1: Thursday night, a rare Thursday night Mallard meet and greet,
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Speaker 1: and then the rest of the weekend we are going
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Speaker 1: to be there. We're really kind of in a holding
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Speaker 1: pattern right now. Hopefully they'll be another event somewhere. We're
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Speaker 1: not sure on that, but the only one we can
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Speaker 1: guarantee is three weeks from today in Vancouver on that
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Speaker 1: Thursday night.
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Speaker 2: And the details there.
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Speaker 1: Were some details on the podcast, the Fifth Hour podcast
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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago.
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Speaker 2: We'll post some stuff.
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Speaker 1: Online too and let you know, but we're gonna be
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Speaker 1: there in Vancouver coming up in three weeks. We're not
21:57
Speaker 1: NBA playoffs right now, playoffs as the postseason continues here,
22:03
Speaker 1: and the run of good games ended in the second
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Speaker 1: game as the Oklahoma City Thunder put the whammy on
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Speaker 1: the Denver Nuggets Man Milkman Mike and Colorado White. Since
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Speaker 1: it's fantastic opening monologue, finally in office training for my
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Speaker 1: new position this week, and having you still in my ears,
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Speaker 1: making the night feel better unlike the debacle of a
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Speaker 1: Nuggets performance, Jeff bro save yourself and do not call
22:30
Speaker 1: inexcusable performance. You're talking about course, Jeff and Denver, who
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Speaker 1: has become the face of the Denver Nuggets on this
22:36
Speaker 1: show and has been a loud and pompous and all
22:42
Speaker 1: of those things. Jeff and Denver. Now Milkman Mike. I'm
22:46
Speaker 1: concerned here you said in office training. Does that mean
22:50
Speaker 1: you will no longer be the Milkman? Are we gonna
22:53
Speaker 1: lose Milkman Mike as a live listener? Are you gonna
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Speaker 1: go to the dreaded day shift because I don't know
22:58
Speaker 1: if I can handle it?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Mark and Queens via Arlington, Texas says, let him play coach,
23:06
Speaker 1: Joe Missoula nice clock and game management. Wow, setting basketball
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Speaker 1: back decades. Well, no, if he said basketball back to
23:16
Speaker 1: a different ear they would have won the game. Man
23:19
Speaker 1: uh Shane in Des Moines says, this kid Charlie in
23:23
Speaker 1: Dallas is no Charlie in San Antonio. He says, I
23:30
Speaker 1: missed that guy. He had a child around the same
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Speaker 1: time I had my youngest and disappeared. Yes, yeah, that
23:37
Speaker 1: goes two ways. When when guys end up having a
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Speaker 1: family and they're overnight listeners, they either listen more because
23:44
Speaker 1: the kids off puking and pooping in the middle of
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Speaker 1: the night, or they never listen again they feel like
23:50
Speaker 1: they can't listen.
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Speaker 2: At night because they had a kid.
23:53
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no there's no middle ground on that Berner account.
23:56
Speaker 2: The number one Ben Maller Berner says, good opening monologue. Men,
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Speaker 2: just checking in. I'm currently driving through Valley Head, Alabama,
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Speaker 2: delivering the Pottsville, Pennsylvania.
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Speaker 1: Not out the late night shift, so he says, And
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Speaker 1: he did send a photo which appears to be his GPS.
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Speaker 1: I've never heard of that time. Anyone heard of that time?
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Speaker 1: Valley Head, Alabama, I've never No, definitely not, but it
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Speaker 1: sounds like the head of a valley, so it might
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Speaker 1: be nice. That's a tremendous analysis there. It's in northern Alabama.
24:34
Speaker 1: Fun facts about.
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Speaker 2: It as of mallor fun fact The population in Valley Head, Alabama.
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Speaker 2: What do you think the population? Well, we'll go around
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Speaker 2: the room. We do around robin. We like doing round robins,
24:48
Speaker 2: go around the room. Lo rain.
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Speaker 1: How many people you think think live in Valley Head, Alabama.
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Speaker 2: Well, let me think you're very good. You're very good
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Speaker 2: with the math. By the way, thank you, thank you.
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Speaker 1: Hometown Rosberg only has twenty three thousand people, and that's
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Speaker 1: pretty small.
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Speaker 4: But this sounds even smaller. So I'm gonna go with
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Speaker 4: thirteen thousand.
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Speaker 2: Thirteen thousand, Okay, thirteen thousand people. That is the answer.
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Speaker 1: And again this is the number one burner account the
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Speaker 1: Ben Mountains. Number not number two, not number three, not
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Speaker 1: number four, number one driving through Valleyhead.
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Speaker 2: Alabama in his big rig. Right now, lead a lap.
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Speaker 2: Take a guess how many people live in Valley Head,
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Speaker 2: Alabama according to the twenty twenty census. I'm in twenty
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Speaker 2: twenty census. I'm gonna say.
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Speaker 1: They haven't had another census is twenty they're every well,
25:35
Speaker 1: I guess I guess they have actually, but this is
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Speaker 1: that's the last census where.
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Speaker 2: We have the numbers. How about that.
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Speaker 3: Let's say.
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Speaker 2: Thirty five hundred. Okay, thirty five hundred, well, showcase, Showdad rules.
25:48
Speaker 2: Unfortunately you both lose the population five hundred and seventy seven.
25:55
Speaker 2: Five hundred and seventy seven. Now that's small that's small
25:59
Speaker 2: town living. And now that I look it up, they've
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Speaker 2: gained thirteen people. They're up to five ninety. So congrats
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Speaker 2: to Valide with those extra thirteen. You think there's a
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Speaker 2: Walmart there? Probably not?
26:08
Speaker 1: Probably not, Yeah, Sheriff bart writes, In says he's excited
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Speaker 1: about the way they all work. Okay, they all work
26:18
Speaker 1: in the Walmart. Very funny Bill Miller. He sent the
26:21
Speaker 1: Bill Miller. A lot of people have been sending the
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Speaker 1: Bill Miller Barbecue, which should be a sponsor of this show.
26:26
Speaker 1: I don't understand how they're not a sponsor.
26:28
Speaker 2: That's a bad job by them, as missed opportunity by
26:31
Speaker 2: Bill Miller Barbecue. They should absolutely be a sponsor.
26:34
Speaker 1: Spocks Weed rights in from the Oregon Trail says, I'm
26:39
Speaker 1: not sure how great the Mall monologue was tonight, but
26:41
Speaker 1: I found the pummeling of the Celtics to be delicious, delightful,
26:45
Speaker 1: and delectable. Hat tip dear God, it's good the late
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Speaker 1: great Brian Wheeler wheels. Oh man, nobody quite did it
26:55
Speaker 1: like Brian Wheeler as a play by play guy outstanding.
26:58
Speaker 1: Supermarket Steve says, let him play. Joe is a great nickname.
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Speaker 1: In fact, when the Celtics had their final play the
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Speaker 1: announcer even said, Joe is gonna let him play. That's
27:07
Speaker 1: what he does. That is what he does. Yeah, exactly,
27:12
Speaker 1: all right, what else do we have? That's the page down?
27:16
Speaker 1: Super Marcus Steve says he's upset with the mentions I
27:20
Speaker 1: made of the Clippers. He says, it's my fault. This
27:25
Speaker 1: is great, this, this this dink. Super Marcus Steve says
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Speaker 1: it's my fault because I didn't hold them accountable before
27:34
Speaker 1: they got knocked out of the playoffs.
27:35
Speaker 2: Yes, he says.
27:37
Speaker 1: He says that my monologues did them in, says super Marit. Well,
27:43
Speaker 1: I am very powerful, I'm Nomini present, I'm the oracle
27:46
Speaker 1: of sports talk, so it is obvious that my commentary
27:50
Speaker 1: affects the outcome of these games.
27:53
Speaker 2: You I wish I could curse, I can't. I can't curse.
27:56
Speaker 1: Yes, So that just tells you that there's selective listening.
27:59
Speaker 1: By Supermarket Steve. As I did a monologue before the
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Speaker 1: playoffs about James Harden.
28:05
Speaker 2: He vanished ten percent of the time. Playoff Harden is
28:08
Speaker 2: a thing. I gave the numbers on it. Ten percent
28:11
Speaker 2: of the time he vanishes. I talked about.
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Speaker 1: Kawhi Leonard getting hurt. But I guess you weren't listening,
28:15
Speaker 1: Supermarket Steve. Maybe you should go to.
28:17
Speaker 2: An ear doctor. You should go, you go hang out
28:19
Speaker 2: and an ear doctor.
28:20
Speaker 1: How about that? Yeah, milkman Mike, good news. We'd like
28:23
Speaker 1: to confirmed all the affiliates down the line. Milkman Mike
28:26
Speaker 1: is not leaving the milk business.
28:28
Speaker 2: He actually took a.
28:29
Speaker 1: Promotion to route or root supervisor, so he'll still be
28:34
Speaker 1: working the overnight shift, just not delivering every night.
28:38
Speaker 2: All right. We didn't want to lose the milkman. I
28:40
Speaker 2: mean we can't. We can't. You cannot lose the milk.
28:43
Speaker 2: Cannot do it. Let's go to the phones. Let's see
28:46
Speaker 2: any meanie mighty mo. Let's go to Liam in the Commonwealth. Liam.
28:50
Speaker 2: Welcome on, you are on the Ben Maler Show. What's
28:52
Speaker 2: going on? Liam?
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Speaker 3: Hey?
28:54
Speaker 2: Ben?
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Speaker 5: How are we doing? The first time? Long time? A
28:56
Speaker 5: long time? First time to be honest. Yeah, So I
29:00
Speaker 5: just want to say, man, I don't know Watson. That
29:02
Speaker 5: last player the other game, Tatum, he looked like when
29:05
Speaker 5: you let that, like you know, special kid join in
29:08
Speaker 5: on the pickup game for like you know, the last
29:09
Speaker 5: play to make it still special, and then he just
29:11
Speaker 5: does some dumb stuff and.
29:14
Speaker 6: I don't know if he was going to do his mind.
29:16
Speaker 5: I know Missoula let him play, but they don't play
29:19
Speaker 5: top of ball, like you know, they don't want to shoot.
29:21
Speaker 5: They got the big guys, but why are they not
29:23
Speaker 5: attacking the rim? Like what do you think they're gonna
29:25
Speaker 5: do with for zingers?
29:28
Speaker 2: Well, what do you I mean, he can't he's not
29:30
Speaker 2: helping them. So I don't know what are you gonna do?
29:32
Speaker 2: You shut him down or are you gonna play a
29:34
Speaker 2: little bit and not really do anything? I mean the.
29:36
Speaker 1: Tatum he's so he was so passive. He was matched
29:41
Speaker 1: up with Mitchell Robinson. You can't, right, you tell me
29:44
Speaker 1: you can't blow past Robinson, or at least if you
29:47
Speaker 1: can't blow past him, fall back and in a jump shot.
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Speaker 5: Easy, like he had that little heavy on him in
29:53
Speaker 5: the beginning, and I was like, oooh, he got this.
29:55
Speaker 5: This is game right here. Then I don't know what
29:57
Speaker 5: he did. He tried to like, you.
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Speaker 3: Know, you wanted to run to the side, and.
30:01
Speaker 5: Then last second, you know, decided to do that little
30:03
Speaker 5: want to be Colby saying rust in peace. But like
30:06
Speaker 5: I thought, it was just really whack.
30:07
Speaker 2: You know.
30:08
Speaker 5: I still say, you know, Celtic and six and let
30:11
Speaker 5: me let me guess you were.
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Speaker 2: You were saying Celtics and four before the series.
30:14
Speaker 1: Now you then you went to five, and now you're
30:16
Speaker 1: at six, and then after Saturday you'll be seven, right,
30:19
Speaker 1: you'll be at seven.
30:20
Speaker 3: You know I was.
30:21
Speaker 5: I was in Central I was in Central Park this
30:23
Speaker 5: past weekend and I was, let everyone know four and
30:26
Speaker 5: now you know, forggin, I feel.
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Speaker 2: Bad now here.
30:29
Speaker 1: Well that's all right, Well you just looking at it
30:31
Speaker 1: this way, Liam, whoever you told that to whatever, Nick
30:34
Speaker 1: fans are smiling thinking about how stupid you look.
30:36
Speaker 2: So they're they're happy because of you. So yeah, all right,
30:39
Speaker 2: thank you, all right, go away. There's Liam here and
30:41
Speaker 2: the commy wealth. I'm talking about Tatum.
30:45
Speaker 1: His numbers are cringeworthy, for I know it's only two
30:50
Speaker 1: games and who cares? Well, okay again, I mentioned twenty
30:54
Speaker 1: eight percent shooting he's twenty five percent from three point range.
30:57
Speaker 1: He has eight turnovers, and the Celtics have blown two
31:02
Speaker 1: twenty point leads, not one two.
31:06
Speaker 2: That's hard to do back to back in belly to
31:09
Speaker 2: belly at Home.
31:11
Speaker 1: Did look like there were a lot of Nick fans
31:13
Speaker 1: at the game in Boston, and that actually is what
31:16
Speaker 1: we wanted to talk about here because the playground for
31:20
Speaker 1: the rich the playground for the rich. So the ticket
31:26
Speaker 1: prices in Boston were pretty high. However, for Game three
31:33
Speaker 1: at Madison Square Garden on a Saturday afternoon in New
31:37
Speaker 1: York City, it is estimated on the secondary market that
31:42
Speaker 1: some of those high fallutin Wall Street people are going
31:47
Speaker 1: to pay as much as over one hundred thousand dollars
31:53
Speaker 1: to get in to watch Game three. Not a closeout game,
31:57
Speaker 1: not a closeout game, just Game three. Even if the
32:01
Speaker 1: Knicks win, the series is not over. But the record
32:04
Speaker 1: amount for ticket prices to watch Game three at Madison
32:08
Speaker 1: Square Garden on Saturday, there was a story that has
32:12
Speaker 1: gone viable here the Knicks one hundred and eight thousand,
32:15
Speaker 1: but for two tickets, so it's not per tickets fifty
32:18
Speaker 1: what's the math on the fifty four thousand per ticket.
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Speaker 3: And do you want me to check your math on that?
32:25
Speaker 3: Ben No.
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Speaker 2: Eight thousand divided by Is that after taxes? Though? Is
32:32
Speaker 2: that after taxes?
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Speaker 1: Do we know now the Knicks always give those like
32:36
Speaker 1: Spike Lee and those guys get free tickets.
32:39
Speaker 2: They This is I haven't told for years. The Knicks
32:42
Speaker 2: give the celebrities in New York.
32:43
Speaker 1: The people can actually afford to buy the tickets, they
32:46
Speaker 1: give them free. They have celebrity row. And then the
32:51
Speaker 1: key is they show them on the scoreboard that they're
32:53
Speaker 1: allowed to brag that they have all these famous a
32:56
Speaker 1: holes that go to the games and they give.
32:58
Speaker 2: Them free tickets. Do you think Morgan will barfall over
33:01
Speaker 2: the court on Saturday? Do you think he'll do that?
33:05
Speaker 2: What are the odds on that? What are the odds
33:06
Speaker 2: that Tracy Morgan rides with the vomit comment right there halftime?
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Speaker 1: I would I ever want to pay that much to
33:17
Speaker 1: go to a game, even if I had the money,
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Speaker 1: I really don't think I would want to.
33:23
Speaker 2: I mean I don't.
33:25
Speaker 1: I don't think I would want to spend that amount
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Speaker 1: of money to go to a single sporting event, certainly
33:30
Speaker 1: not one.
33:30
Speaker 2: In the second round of the playoffs. But that shows
33:34
Speaker 2: you there's.
33:34
Speaker 1: Still a lot of people, a lot of people in
33:37
Speaker 1: New York that have disposable income. They have more money
33:41
Speaker 1: than they know what to do. If you're gonna spend
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Speaker 1: over fifty thousand per ticket to see a second round
33:47
Speaker 1: NBA Playoff game, you're doing okay, you're doing pretty good.
33:52
Speaker 2: Let's go back to the phones and see who do
33:54
Speaker 2: we have here? Eeny meany, miney mo.
33:57
Speaker 1: Let's go now to Memphis and Big Daddy is up next.
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Speaker 2: Hello, big Daddy, welcome.
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Speaker 6: See how to all my fans and all my positions. Yeah, man,
34:08
Speaker 6: that's that's a lot of money. I guess it's not
34:12
Speaker 6: hurting them with them tarts out there, because they got money,
34:15
Speaker 6: you know what I'm saying. They can go to a game.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe by either buy a car or go to
34:23
Speaker 2: a basketball. Yeah.
34:27
Speaker 6: I heard the boy retire. I guess John be over
34:30
Speaker 6: there by their contract out.
34:32
Speaker 2: Yeah, bron Lebron's retired.
34:34
Speaker 1: He's gonna he's gonna go and uh he's gonna play
34:37
Speaker 1: that that video game he's doing commercials for now.
34:39
Speaker 6: Yeah, he didn't make it to the Gala. They said no,
34:41
Speaker 6: he had farine ankle. You know, everybody out there they galah,
34:45
Speaker 6: Happy Mother's Day, Lory. I just want to put.
34:47
Speaker 2: That out, ye, Big Mother's Day weekend coming up here.
34:51
Speaker 6: Yeah, don't get don't get too you know, red Eye,
34:54
Speaker 6: you don't bab to see all your friends. Gonna be beautiful, man, Birthday.
35:00
Speaker 6: I got to three mothers I got you know, Ham,
35:03
Speaker 6: It's gonna be lovely.
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Speaker 1: Man. Just hope the weather there you go, it's that
35:08
Speaker 1: weather's getting good this time of the year.
35:09
Speaker 2: I got you, all right, Big Daddy, I'll vacation.
35:12
Speaker 6: I'm gonna watch a lot of yak baby.
35:14
Speaker 2: There you go.
35:15
Speaker 1: You gotta all planned out, you all say so you
35:17
Speaker 1: want to let all your fans know you will be
35:19
Speaker 1: not calling for a while because you'll be on vacation.
35:22
Speaker 2: You're letting your fans know week.
35:23
Speaker 6: That's that's by the week, all.
35:26
Speaker 1: Right, So Big Daddy will not be available. Okay, You'll
35:30
Speaker 1: be locked in. Yeah, you know you're a love. You'll
35:32
Speaker 1: be watching movies. You're not gonna listen to this show.
35:35
Speaker 6: You know. I'm gonna tell you the long for the
35:38
Speaker 6: big down the show. You got to set that long baby.
35:40
Speaker 2: That's right, man, that's right. It must listen. You gotta
35:43
Speaker 2: listen every night you can't listen.
35:45
Speaker 6: Must go the overnight. Man, don't know what we would
35:47
Speaker 6: do without the overnight.
35:49
Speaker 2: Right, nothing going on? All right, thank you daddy? Very nice.
35:54
Speaker 2: Enjoy Make sure you buy all the ladies nice gifts
35:56
Speaker 2: there for Mother's Day and spoil the moms.
35:59
Speaker 1: Is he?
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Speaker 2: Yes?
36:00
Speaker 1: All right, that's Big Daddy right there. That's the legendary
36:02
Speaker 1: Big Daddy time out for the who am I?
36:04
Speaker 2: Game? This is where we pretend to be somebody else.
36:06
Speaker 2: Let's we call it the who am I? Game? And
36:08
Speaker 2: here it is. You can answer this on x at Ben.
36:11
Speaker 1: Mallerh I hold the NBA record for the highest plus
36:16
Speaker 1: minus in a playoff playoff game in the play by
36:21
Speaker 1: play era. Again, I hold the record for the highest
36:24
Speaker 1: plus minus in a playoff.
36:25
Speaker 2: Game in the play by play era. Who am I?
36:30
Speaker 2: That is the question? The answer. We'll get to it.
36:31
Speaker 2: We'll do it next.
36:33
Speaker 3: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
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Speaker 1: It out Now back to it, well, back to it,
37:30
Speaker 1: as I ben, and here's the who am I game?
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Speaker 1: I hold the NBA record for the highest plus minus
37:36
Speaker 1: in a playoff game in the play by play era,
37:40
Speaker 1: the play by play era, which began way back.
37:43
Speaker 2: In the nineties. I wasn't even a live back then,
37:45
Speaker 2: but apparently I wonder what the nineties were like. It's
37:47
Speaker 2: been a wild decade the nineties. Uh, let's see, does
37:50
Speaker 2: anyone know the answer?
37:51
Speaker 1: Let's go to the great Unwashed, the hoy POLOI on
37:54
Speaker 1: the X Machine, Andy in Lino Lakes, Minnesota, going with
37:58
Speaker 1: the great car legend Dick Trickle as his answer. Donkey
38:03
Speaker 1: Sausage says Shecky Green, give me a little taste of
38:08
Speaker 1: that Dick.
38:09
Speaker 2: Who else we have? Malaprop Guy's going with Milkman Mike.
38:11
Speaker 2: There's a good photo of Milkman Mike.
38:13
Speaker 1: Who Puget sound Gridlock That sounds like fun. Going with
38:18
Speaker 1: former player coach Lenny Wilkins is his answer. Ferg Dog
38:23
Speaker 1: says Justin Cooper, he says, I hope his recovery.
38:26
Speaker 2: Is going well. Yeah, I don't. Coop's not allowed to
38:30
Speaker 2: talk to Anybody's over in Malibu and I don't know
38:32
Speaker 2: if he's allowed to talk.
38:34
Speaker 1: Yeah, stuck in Sacramento checking in as well, says Breed Larson.
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Speaker 1: I believe was his answer. Eke and Roseville, Minnesota sheetd
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Speaker 1: he got it right. Scrooge in the Bay Area going
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Speaker 1: with God Sham God as his answer. Mister nice guy
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Speaker 1: says Mallard Doppelganger, Don Money, you think I look like that? Really,
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Speaker 1: I don't have side burns like I don't have those
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Speaker 1: those pork chop sideburns.
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Speaker 2: Like Don Money did back in the seventies.
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Speaker 1: Or I mean, come on, alf the alien Opiner says
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Speaker 1: the Boston Hater arrest in peace. Yeah, we we tend
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Speaker 1: to think at this point we lost the Boston hater,
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Speaker 1: but he was one of the great callers in the
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Speaker 1: history of the show. Called us every year when the
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Speaker 1: Bruins were eliminated, the Celtics, the Red Sox and the Patriots,
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Speaker 1: And for twenty years he called every every single time
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Speaker 1: those teams were eliminated.
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Speaker 2: And then he gave a Rick Burleson joke.
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Speaker 1: He did a bunch of he had the same lines
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Speaker 1: Zazah this actress from back and I mean there was
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Speaker 1: I remember all his lines and so does alf the
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Speaker 1: Aden the Piner nature Boy says, the answer is sons
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Speaker 1: Legend Connie Hawkins Boomhauer from Big.
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Speaker 2: Greg in Iowa.
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Speaker 1: Who else do we have Colorado Mammoth lacrosse team from
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Speaker 1: King Rory Kelly in Des Moines?
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Speaker 2: From Shane in Des Moines. I don't think he appreciates
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Speaker 2: that photo.
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Speaker 1: Ostrich Ant says, Maxwell the Pig haven't got any art
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Speaker 1: from ostrich Ant in a while. Hey, Lorraine, I hold
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Speaker 1: the record the NBA record highest plus minus in a
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Speaker 1: playoff game in the play by play era.
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Speaker 3: Who am I? Who? Well?
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Speaker 2: Ben?
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Speaker 3: My guess is Nicole Kidman.
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Speaker 1: Well, Nicole was wonderful back in the day with the Lakers,
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Speaker 1: but unfortunately as incorrect. The correct answer is shay jilgis
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Speaker 1: Alexander and the game that was played on Wednesday.
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Speaker 2: Night plus fifty one. That's pretty good and he did
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Speaker 2: it in three quarters. That's not a bad night