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Hour 3 - Don't Judge Me · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Playball.
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  Speaker 2: It's our number three, our number three. On this Wednesday
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  Speaker 2: hump Day, the twentieth day of the month of August,
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  Speaker 2: and we talked some baseball. Do you find Yankee skipper
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  Speaker 2: Aaron Boone's about face on Aaron Judge returning to the
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  Speaker 2: outfield is throwing to be significant? Also, Dave Roberts says
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  Speaker 2: he's not not moving Mookie Bets out of shortstop to
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  Speaker 2: the outfield even though the Dodgers outfield play has been
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  Speaker 2: a tire fire. Why not? And the Rangers are skipping
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  Speaker 2: Jacob de Gram the former met his next start because
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  Speaker 2: of shoulder fatigue. They're calling it not an il stint,
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  Speaker 2: just a little workload management. What's your read on this?
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  Speaker 2: We'll go there as well. Right now here, it is
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  Speaker 2: our number three. Don't judge me. Bro Welcome in the
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  Speaker 2: beginning another hour of the Ben Maler Show.
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  Speaker 2: but will begin this hour in the Boogey down Bronx,
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  Speaker 2: but really not the Bronx floor. That's where the Traveling
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  Speaker 2: Road Show of the New York Yankees finds itself and
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  Speaker 2: they smashed the Rays. They really were the Bronx bombers
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  Speaker 2: in that game last night. Is the Yankees have awoken
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  Speaker 2: from their slumber. They just had to play some crappy
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  Speaker 2: teams like the Twins and the Cardinals, and now they're
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  Speaker 2: playing Tampa Bay and so the Yankees are starting to
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  Speaker 2: win games again.
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  Speaker 1: That was a rain delayed game.
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  Speaker 2: I actually was watching some of the I kept flipping
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  Speaker 2: overs and when's that Yankee game gonna be? And maybe
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  Speaker 2: I had some financial interest, maybe not. And the YES
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  Speaker 2: Network had Adam Ottovido, a like a pitcher generic pitcher.
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  Speaker 1: For the Yankees and back in the day a.
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  Speaker 2: Couple of years ago, and I think he was even
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  Speaker 2: pitching this year with the Red Sox. Anyway, he was
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  Speaker 2: for some reason, it was there and they it was
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  Speaker 2: like an hour interview with Adam Outovino, which I don't
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  Speaker 2: know that anyone wants, but they did it on the
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  Speaker 2: Yankee broadcast. But that's not the point of this male monologue.
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  Speaker 2: So they had a bonfire the Yankees.
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  Speaker 1: They had a.
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  Speaker 2: Self inflicted wound situation before that game got going. So
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  Speaker 2: if you didn't hear about this, maybe not Yankee manager
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  Speaker 2: Aaron Boom. Aaron Boone, so he was all of a
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  Speaker 2: sudden singing a much different tune. Aaron Boone on the
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  Speaker 2: status of Aaron Judge, says he would be able to return.
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  Speaker 1: To the field this season.
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  Speaker 2: Aaron Boone said after earlier casting doubt, doom and gloom
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  Speaker 2: from Aaron Boone about whether or not that would happen.
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  Speaker 2: Now Judge has been limited to being a designated hitter,
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  Speaker 2: which is a problem because the Thanes already have a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of designated hitters.
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  Speaker 1: They got a big one in John Carlos Stanton.
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  Speaker 2: So Judge has only been a D eight since he's
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  Speaker 2: come back, and he was activated from the DL August fifth,
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  Speaker 2: so a couple of.
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  Speaker 1: Weeks ago, and he still got some issues there.
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  Speaker 2: He had a flexer strain, which is an elbow problem.
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  Speaker 2: He used to say an elbow. They said you had
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  Speaker 2: a problem with your OLB, but now they say like
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  Speaker 2: a flexer string, So id problem with the well anyway,
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  Speaker 2: Aaron Boone popped up on WFN, the all sports station
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  Speaker 2: there in New York, and there he said this was
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  Speaker 2: on a couple of days ago.
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  Speaker 1: He said there was no timetable.
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  Speaker 2: Aaron buonce said there was no timetable on Aaron Judge
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  Speaker 2: being able to properly throw the ball and all that.
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  Speaker 2: He said, quote, and this is a quote, Aaron Boone said,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think we're going to see him throwing like
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  Speaker 2: he normally does at any point this year.
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  Speaker 1: Aaron Boone said.
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  Speaker 2: He also said that we've got to feel like he
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  Speaker 2: can go out there.
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  Speaker 1: And protect himself. Close quote.
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  Speaker 2: So Aaron Judge heard about that and did something very
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  Speaker 2: out of character, very out of character for Aaron Judge.
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  Speaker 2: He slapped back at Aaron Boone. Oh my god, the
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  Speaker 2: Yankee star is sparring with the Yankee manager.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. This is like old school, forty years
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  Speaker 1: ago Yankees.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so Aaron Judge said, quote, I don't know why
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  Speaker 2: he meaning Aaron Boone said that this next line is
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  Speaker 2: a dagger of the heart. Aaron Judge said, he Aaron
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  Speaker 2: Boone hasn't seen me throw the past two weeks. I'm
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  Speaker 2: pretty confident I'll get back to that close quote. All right,
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  Speaker 2: so let us discuss the question do you find Aaron
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  Speaker 2: Boone and his about face on Aaron Judge and his
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  Speaker 2: ability to throw the ball significant? So I've we've got CBS,
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  Speaker 2: Winnie the Pooh and mister Potato Head, and we will
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  Speaker 2: combine these three random things together and we are going
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  Speaker 2: to make a party like we're gonna have on Saturday
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  Speaker 2: in Vegas. So, first of all, Aaron Boone on this
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  Speaker 2: one is like a kaleidoscope, meaning he's all over the place.
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  Speaker 1: He is. So Boone went from writing Aaron Judge.
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  Speaker 2: The eulogy for his ability the habituary for his ability
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  Speaker 2: to throw the football at least this year. He went
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  Speaker 2: from that extreme to a defender of Aaron Judge. He
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  Speaker 2: went from that to cutting the ribbon on the comeback
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  Speaker 2: parade in the span of a couple of interviews. Now
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  Speaker 2: which one is it? Will the real response? Please stand up?
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  Speaker 2: Will the real response? Please stand up? So you can't
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  Speaker 2: say that the house is condemned and then throw a
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  Speaker 2: block party in the driveway of the house.
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  Speaker 1: That's essentially what's going on here.
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  Speaker 2: So the Boom, we know he's the king of the cuddle, Cuddle, cuddle, cuddle.
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  Speaker 1: He's the king of the cuddle.
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  Speaker 2: He loves to make excuses for his players and deflect
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  Speaker 2: and it's really it's terrible in that regard doesn't hold
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  Speaker 2: players accountable publicly things you're supposed to do in a
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  Speaker 2: professional sports environment. He treats the Yankees like little leaguers,
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  Speaker 2: and then they get to the big games and they
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  Speaker 2: play like the little leaguers. Check out the fifth inning
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  Speaker 2: of Game five of the World Series last year, Dodgers
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  Speaker 2: and Yankees. Anyway, so the Yankee skipper on this one,
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  Speaker 2: he needs to go down to CVS and go down
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  Speaker 2: to the pharmacy at CBS and pick up the prescription
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  Speaker 2: for the antibiotics because he's been diagnosed Aaron Boone with
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  Speaker 2: a case of foot and mouth disease. He picked that
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  Speaker 2: up somewhere along the way. Yeah, I said one thing,
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  Speaker 2: and then Judge comes out slaps him down, And that's
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  Speaker 2: a big part of this story. That to me, that's
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  Speaker 2: a big part it because Aaron Judge is a lot
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  Speaker 2: of things controversial. No, he's not as boring as Derek
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  Speaker 2: Jeter was, but he's part of that same family where
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  Speaker 2: they don't only say anything all that interesting. You get
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  Speaker 2: all the sponsors, you don't know anything controversial and all
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  Speaker 2: that stuff. And Aaron Judge comes out as like, hey, dude,
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  Speaker 2: you haven't even seen me throw for two weeks. This
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  Speaker 2: is the franchise player, the franchise player for the New
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  Speaker 2: York Yankees, and Aaron Boone can't get his ass out
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  Speaker 2: there to watch Judge throw in the outfield.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, come on, what's going on here?
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  Speaker 2: So Judge basically told him stay in your lane, as
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  Speaker 2: the great LeVar Ball would say, stay in your lane,
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  Speaker 2: which I gotta say, it's kind of cool.
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  Speaker 1: It's a little bit wild. And you don't usually hear
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  Speaker 1: from the hum drum player, Aaron Judge. You don't normally
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  Speaker 1: hear the captain swat down the manager or the Yankees.
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  Speaker 1: You don't do that publicly. But here go and so
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  Speaker 1: Boone of course then immediately put his tail between his legs,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, he does change his tune quite a bit.
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  Speaker 2: He changes his tune. It's kind of like the wedding DJ.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you don't know what you're gonna go to wedding.
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  Speaker 2: You don't know what you're gonna get right. One day,
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  Speaker 2: it's do him and gloom. The next day for Aaron Boone, it's.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Judge, you'll be fine. Oh he's good to go.
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  Speaker 1: He is good to go now.
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  Speaker 2: I tend to believe the first response by Aaron Boone
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  Speaker 2: was the accurate response that that was what's really going on,
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  Speaker 2: and then Judge got upset, and so then Boone had.
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  Speaker 1: To walk that back.
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  Speaker 2: And there is a world where the Yankees don't want
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  Speaker 2: Aaron Judge to play the field the rest of the
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  Speaker 2: year because they're worried about his long term viability. He's
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  Speaker 2: in his almost mid thirties at this point, and so
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  Speaker 2: they'll be, ah, we're gonna shut him down defensively, and
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  Speaker 2: then Judge is like, screw you, I'm gonna play the outfield.
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  Speaker 2: And Judge has that forever contract, so he's gonna be
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  Speaker 2: the one that wins. Now, speaking of problems to Los Angeles,
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  Speaker 2: we go where the Dawyers actually won a game in
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  Speaker 2: Colorado last night and Dave Roberts there was a big
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  Speaker 2: story making the rounds. The Dodgers had a meeting after
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  Speaker 2: the game on Monday, and Dave Roberts and Andrew Friedman,
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  Speaker 2: the King of the Nerds, they got together Mookie Bets,
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  Speaker 2: and so the chatter was the Dodgers are preparing to
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  Speaker 2: move Mookie Bets back to the outfield, the old Red
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  Speaker 2: Sox and go back to the outfield. So Dave Roberts
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  Speaker 2: says he is not not moving Mookie Bets from shortstop,
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  Speaker 2: even though the Los Angeles Dodgers outfield play has been
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  Speaker 2: a white hot tire fire. So the question that must
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  Speaker 2: be asked is why not? Why would you not make
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  Speaker 2: that happen? So I have a theory on this. The
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  Speaker 2: reason the Dodgers are refusing to do the thing they
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  Speaker 2: should do, and they don't want to do it at
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  Speaker 2: the time they should do it. It's a Winnie the
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  Speaker 2: Pooh situation. The Dodgers are like e Or in winning
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  Speaker 2: the put right. They're stubborn donkeys, is what they are.
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  Speaker 2: That's what they are. They don't want to admit they
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  Speaker 2: screwed this thing up, and that's all this is. That's
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  Speaker 2: all this is. It's organizational arrogance or a word that I've.
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  Speaker 1: Used a lot recently.
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  Speaker 2: I know Paul and Ottawa likes hubers. It's that they
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  Speaker 2: cowtop like Mookie wanted to play shortstop because it's more
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  Speaker 2: fun to play shortstop than is in the outfield. So
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  Speaker 2: Mookie wanted to play shortstop. The Dodgers moved Mookie Bets
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  Speaker 2: to shortstop this year and it made them look smart
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  Speaker 2: and they were getting pats on the back at a
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  Speaker 2: Boys from other baseball teams and the baseball media like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: they were great, and so.
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  Speaker 1: Now they're like now they're they're pot committed. I mean
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  Speaker 1: they're in. Uh.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Mookie Bets has not only been a shortstop,
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  Speaker 2: he's been a jazz just a shortstop, jas just a shortstop.
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  Speaker 1: And he has been when he's.
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  Speaker 2: Played outfield with him and going back to his Red
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  Speaker 2: Sox days and at times he's been in the for
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  Speaker 2: the Dodgers, he's been an elite outfielder, elite right fielder.
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  Speaker 2: And so we're at the point now if they pull
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  Speaker 2: the plug the Dodgers now they would be admitting that
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  Speaker 2: the media and even worse, the customers have been right
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  Speaker 2: all along.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot do that, cannot do it, can't.
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  Speaker 2: You can't you know you can't, right, So instead they
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  Speaker 2: try to out well, there's injuries, there's other variables and
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  Speaker 2: all that stuff. I know, pour us, we've been ravaged
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  Speaker 2: by injuries. Boo yeah, cube of violins, right, These poor
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  Speaker 2: lost souls, these poor lost souls.
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  Speaker 1: In Dodger blue. Ridiculous men.
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  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, the outfield defense looking like a like a Friday
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  Speaker 2: night Beer League softball type situation.
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  Speaker 1: Is what it looks like out there.
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  Speaker 2: So you know, I kept hearing about the roster flexibility
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  Speaker 2: and all this great stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Now they're picking up guys that I've never even heard.
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  Speaker 2: This guy Kennedy on the Dodgers, who played with the
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  Speaker 2: Blue Jays and some other teams.
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  Speaker 1: And where that guy come from? And he's in the
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  Speaker 1: lineup like every day? What happened?
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  Speaker 3: Who?
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  Speaker 2: So the Dodgers think they're the smartest guys in the room.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they won the World Series.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I got it, But I'm just saying on this one,
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  Speaker 2: they would rather double down on stupid with a capital S,
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  Speaker 2: then admit that the fan is right, that the low
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  Speaker 2: information fan got one right, that the media types are right. Anybody,
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  Speaker 2: anybody other than them can't know more about Mookie Bets
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  Speaker 2: cannot do it.
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  Speaker 1: Typical all right?
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  Speaker 2: Now, speaking of typical, final thought, we go to Arlington, Arlington, Texas.
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  Speaker 1: All of the Rangers. I'm all doing. Remember when the
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  Speaker 1: Rangers won the World Series a couple of years ago?
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  Speaker 2: So ed in Arlington, the great edit Arlington is a
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  Speaker 2: radio caller and a diehard Texas Ranger. Apologies, So the Rangers,
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  Speaker 2: and that they are skipping Jacob de Gram. Yeah, the
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  Speaker 2: old guy that used to play for the Mets. They're
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  Speaker 2: they're skipping Jacob de Gram's next start shoulder fatigue out
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  Speaker 2: my aching showder They're saying now they're saying it's not
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  Speaker 2: that big a deal. They're calling it shoulder fatigue, as
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  Speaker 2: I said. And then you know it's not going on
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  Speaker 2: what used to be the.
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  Speaker 1: D L, but now it's the I L.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, just a little workload management channeling the NBA.
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  Speaker 2: So what's your read? What's your read on this one?
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  Speaker 2: So this is the most Jacob de Gram thing ever.
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  Speaker 2: It's an s OP situation standard operating procedure for Jacob
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  Speaker 2: de Gram. And this is again another example. The Rangers
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  Speaker 2: thought they were buying a Rolls Royce and it was
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  Speaker 2: it is a Rolls Royce, but they bought a Rolls Royce.
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  Speaker 1: But every time you want to take it out on.
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  Speaker 2: The highway the interstate, you first have to take it
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  Speaker 2: to the shop and have a mechanic check it out
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  Speaker 2: to make sure the engine won't explode when you get
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  Speaker 2: it out.
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  Speaker 1: On the interstate.
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  Speaker 2: And there's a car dealership in southern California that has
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  Speaker 2: a great jingle.
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  Speaker 1: It's on YouTube. You want to see it's called Toyota
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  Speaker 1: of Orange. It's joke.
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  Speaker 2: You won't get a lemon. That's their jingle, you won't
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  Speaker 2: get a lemon. That's one of the all time great jingles.
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  Speaker 2: I love jingles. They still use it won't get a lemon. Well,
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  Speaker 2: the Rangers got a lemon. Okay, they got a lemon.
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  Speaker 1: When he's on the mound, de Gram is Picasso. When
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  Speaker 1: he's on the man, he's Rembrand.
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  Speaker 2: He's van Go on the mound, all rolled into one
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  Speaker 2: like some super art person, you know, super that.
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  Speaker 1: He's even like Bob Ross. He's like Bob Ross painting
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  Speaker 1: trees on PBS.
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  Speaker 2: He's that good and he paints these masterpieces. However, he's
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  Speaker 2: always waiting and you're watching him, but you're always waiting.
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  Speaker 1: He's waiting.
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  Speaker 2: He's waiting for the power to go out in the
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  Speaker 2: middle of the art exhibit, say, oh, my show the
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  Speaker 2: grom he's got this. Mister potato had been going on
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  Speaker 2: and like you got the elbow from here, you got
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  Speaker 2: the shoulders over. There's an issue with the show. You
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  Speaker 2: get the hip before mister potato Head doesn't have shoulders.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying they just slapped all these body parts
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  Speaker 2: of mister Potato, and I'm not saying missus Potato, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying mister Potato. They just put them all back
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  Speaker 2: to coming. Now it's a scissors and pace situation.
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  Speaker 1: At this point. It's he's scissor and pass. Get little glue.
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  Speaker 1: I liked Elmer's glue. You can like other glue, and
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  Speaker 1: you put it all together in a little duct tape.
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  Speaker 2: And get a pocket knife and you're like this old
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  Speaker 2: show called Macguiver back in the day.
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  Speaker 1: And then then that's all you need.
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  Speaker 2: And uh, another way to describe it is Jacob de
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  Speaker 2: Gram at this point is like those old really cool
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  Speaker 2: action figures you might had when you were a kid,
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  Speaker 2: back when people played with stuff other than like their phones.
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  Speaker 2: You know, these action figures and stuff, and the the
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  Speaker 2: arms don't stay on. You know you have that problem.
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  Speaker 2: You play with the action figures, like the arms won't
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  Speaker 2: stay on, and then you snap them back into the
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  Speaker 2: action figure and they're really awesome, and then five minutes
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  Speaker 2: later they.
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  Speaker 1: Fall out and you're like, oh crap. You know that's
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  Speaker 1: the grum.
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  Speaker 2: He's an action figure that the arm falls off and
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  Speaker 2: you put it back on. He's good for five minutes
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  Speaker 2: and then it falls off again. It's ultimate tease, and
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  Speaker 2: it's like that shiny toy that got for Christmas or
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  Speaker 2: HONEK or whatever, and you wanted it your entire childhood,
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  Speaker 2: and you you rip the box open, you tear off
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  Speaker 2: the wrapping paper, you rip the box up, you're so excited.
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  Speaker 2: Works perfectly for an hour, and then you're like, oh man,
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  Speaker 2: the batteries they're not working, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: I need some new batteries.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: And you're like, hey, mom, I need some new BA
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: I need some double A batteries, Bob.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: And your mom said, well, we'll.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: See if Santa can fix that or whatever, you know,
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: down the line. We'll see if you can take there.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Maybe your dad will take care of that lab. No, no, anyway,
• 18:06
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• 18:21
  Speaker 2: We have too much or not enough coming up in
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: a little bit time now, though, for the Mallor Riddle
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: of the Day. Here's the Mallor Riddle of day. Now
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: there are three blanks in this, but we're really only
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: looking for one word, Okay, So don't send me and
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: keep it clean, you know, don't do blue like Justin
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: and Cincinnati's.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: He's gonna send very offensive things. So just don't do that.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: So Brewers manager Pat Murphy, commenting on Cubs prospect Owen Casey,
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: said he's a blank, isn't he. There's not too many
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: blanks in the big leagues who can hit. Check it out.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: They don't bring blanks up here if they can't hit.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Never keep it clean, dummies. There it is the Mallard
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Riddle of the Day. Your calls will get to it.
• 19:10
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• 19:47
  Speaker 7: Can I have your attention?
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Please?
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: Well, the real Ben Mallard please stand up. You all
• 19:55
  Speaker 7: act like you never heard sports radio before. Well you ain't,
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: at least not like this, that's for sure. Any clown
• 19:59
  Speaker 7: can tell you who won the game and give you
• 20:01
  Speaker 7: the score of Big Ben.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: The boys give you so much dog.
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: It's cooking, entertainment and the manor of man of logs.
• 20:05
  Speaker 7: This ain't the minor league. Ben only runs with the
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: big dogs. He's king of the hill, ain't number.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: One, top of the heat. Just what the doctor ordered
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: if you can't sleep.
• 20:12
  Speaker 7: All the others try to sound like Ben and act
• 20:14
  Speaker 7: like Ben and talk like then.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: But the just man, Big Ben is more than two
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: o'clock in the UK.
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: He's the young dis beauty champion. I don't care what
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: you said. He's Ben Mellow. Yes, he's the real Melara.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: The other Ben Mellows are just another fellas. I want
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: the real Ben mellor.
• 20:27
  Speaker 7: Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Up, please, Ben Mellow. Yes, he's the real Mallow.
• 20:32
  Speaker 7: Are the other Ben Mellows are just some other fellows.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: I want the real Ben Mellow.
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: Please stand up, please stand up, Please stand up.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: It's Mallard, not Maller.
• 20:41
  Speaker 7: Let me tell you a little something about his callers.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Some are tripping, some are silt.
• 20:45
  Speaker 7: And some talk trash like Scott et Bet. There's Angry
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: Bill and Whoopy Pie Blair and Howling James who snows
• 20:52
  Speaker 7: on the air line, Scott blind Dammit and blind Sea
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: Bass and Chris from Houston and his cheating ass to
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: Andrea and her craziest strategy for Lexus to do.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: That's basic biology. And Mike says, can I buy you
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: a drink?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 21:04
  Speaker 7: Let me think this drink kind of string parcel from Brooklyn,
• 21:07
  Speaker 7: from Dayton. Some are pretty funny and some were irritated.
• 21:10
  Speaker 7: These are the members of the Mallard militia. Ben was
• 21:13
  Speaker 7: every one of them, and he will never get shot.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Yes, he's the real Malar. It is I Bill Miller.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: That the work of the great mister PC. I don't
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: know what happened to him.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: He was He's in the politics in Michigan, he was
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: a big fan of the show, and he said some
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: of the most amazing songs for the Ben Mahler Show
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: for a couple of years, and during the pandemic, we
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: had more songs than we knew what to do with
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: during the pandemic than this is a great song by
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: mister PC.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: I hope you're out there, mister PC, reach out to me.
• 21:40
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• 21:43
  Speaker 1: real mal.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Well Las Vegas. You better get ready to Las Vegas
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: this Saturday. Saturday Saturday from three o'clock thill five, the
• 21:51
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• 21:55
  Speaker 2: UNLB so one day only, said Ben Maller. Loreina Cooper
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  Speaker 2: Loop will be in the house there hang out and
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: you can be part of the part of the fun.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: No show.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: We're just doing just hanging out and gonna be part
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: of the Mayhem. So don't miss the meet and greed
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: as the legends will be there. Vegas goes Mallor style.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Back to it.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: We need we're gonna play a game show. I don't
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: see a contestant, so we'll take some calls up until then.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: If you want to play too much or not up
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: call right now? Too much or not enough right now
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  Speaker 1: Brewers manager Pat Murphy, I like this guy. He's a character.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Pat Murphy on Cubs Prospect Owen Casey said he's a blank,
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: isn't he.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: There's not too many blanks in the big leagues who
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: can hit.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Check it out. They don't break blanks up here. If
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: they can't hit a right, that is the riddle of
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: the day. Remember keep it clean, kids, Diva Diva diva
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: guess by mister Irrigation.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Let's see your.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Slug guess by Andy and Lyone o' lake's tiny brain
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: can't handle that.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Much work, Ben.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: That's from Lady Sideburn's Okay, one armed bandits, They one
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: armed bandit. That's late night drug tester lard Ass from
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: fur Bog Waffle Stomper from courtesy Flusher. Degenerate guess by
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Donkey Sausage Schmendrick. That's a good one, mister nice guy.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: He's a Schmendrick, isn't he. They don't have too many
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Schrendricks up here. They can't hit, yeo. Those Schmendricks know
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: how to hit.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Who else?
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Do we have a shorty? From Evoy from Compton? Hoser
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: guests by Alf the illin opinter Just Josh went with
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: quadriplegic as his answer. Poopy Head guess by Robin Minnesota
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: and yes he is retired. Rob says, congratulations on that
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: you made it to the time, superstar. From JT the Wingman,
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: It's see your hoser from Tom and cansa City the
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  Speaker 2: home of the Ben Mallard Chicken Fingers and over the
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Liberty Monkey Biz Doug says creampuff. He's a creampuff, isn't he.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: They don't have too many cream puffs up here.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Can't hit?
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a bloke. That's a good one from DJ Smith.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: That's an up very Australian.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Ozzie Wa was like that. He's a bloke likes that
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: a lot. All right, that's enough, Loreina, do you have
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: an answer? Lay now.
• 24:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he's a clown.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Better a clown, all right, that makes sense. Yeah, so
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: here's the riddle.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Brewers manager Pat Murphy on Cubs Prospect owed, Casey, he's
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: a blank, isn't he. There's not too many blanks in
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: the big leagues who can't hit check it out. They
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: don't bring blanks up here. And he was saying, the
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: answer is he's a redhead. Redhead is the answer.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you aren't far away. I was going to
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: follow eenie meenie miney mo.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Let's say hello to Let's go to Greg, who's in Minneapolis.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: What's going on? Greg? Welcome? Welcome?
• 25:13
  Speaker 9: How are you doing?
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: If I if I was any better, i'd be sleeping
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: because I'd be doing like a daytime show and be
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: making you know, a lot money and all that. But no,
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: and I'm happy. I'm happy to be here.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: What's going on? How can we help you? Greg?
• 25:29
  Speaker 9: I've had to call in about your take on the
• 25:31
  Speaker 9: Mookie Bets in the shortstop situation. Yeah, yeah, I thought
• 25:36
  Speaker 9: you were way off.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Do you work for the Dodgers?
• 25:41
  Speaker 9: No, I don't. I mean Anneapolis.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Are you? Are you related to Mookie Bets?
• 25:46
  Speaker 9: No, it's just he's like second in the end now
• 25:50
  Speaker 9: in defensive rating.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, congratulations, I actually watched the games. He's not very good.
• 25:59
  Speaker 9: Okay, well, just in comparison to other shortstops he is good.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Uh so we can we can disagree.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: So you're just going it off. You went on like, uh,
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: you went off the nerds. Stat is what you're going
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: off the nerds, dad, which is fine. I mean, you
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: do what you are on a baseball savant. You looked
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: up some numbers and you called it and you're like,
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: you're wrong. Oh I looked at baseball savant and you're
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: not baseball savant.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, and I know, I admit I'm not. I'm not
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: baseball savon. I admitted no, neither.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: The Dodgers would be a better baseball team with Mookie
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Bets and right field.
• 26:35
  Speaker 9: They would be like that's basically thing to tell Derek
• 26:38
  Speaker 9: Jeter if the Yankees had a problem to move him
• 26:40
  Speaker 9: to the outfield.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Well, there was a Jared Jeter.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Derek Jude was a terrible shortstop, and you're gonna tell
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: me he was good because again you're gonna go by
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: the numbers, and that's fine. He was a terrible shortstop.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: He should have moved a Rod should have played shortstop
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: when he came over there. It was embarrassing that Jeter
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: stated shortstop. He actually the Yankees would have won more
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: championships Jeter had moved out of shortstop.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: He was a trash. Yeah it was not good.
• 27:04
  Speaker 9: They were pretty close.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: But okay, see you you love you know.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: The point is, you know you believe because baseball Somemon said,
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Mookie Betts is a good shortstop, so leave him at shortstop.
• 27:14
  Speaker 9: Well that's the idea is to get like a good fielding,
• 27:18
  Speaker 9: good hitting shortstop, and then you haven't advantage.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Of Mookie Bets has been a terrible hitter, and many
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: people believe it's because he's trying to play shortstop. That
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: that's what he's been. He's he's a shell of what
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: he has been. Yeah that I guys, listen, we just
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: but I appreciate you calling up and sparring with me.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: I thank you for that.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 27:36
  Speaker 9: I appreciate the effort.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all right, thank you. George. By George, he's
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: in he's in the valley, just down the street. Head
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: George Sherman Oaks.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: George Sermon is Neurencino. Whereas raised Uh to twelve.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Okay in Sino Man they made a movie years ago
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: and Sino Man.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I had a seen.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah I haven't. That's before your time, Lorena. For you,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: it's with Brendan Fraser.
• 28:07
  Speaker 8: I love Brendan Fraser.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: You should watch It's a mom Yeah, there's a lot
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: of ambient noise, George. I'm hearing a lot of noise
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: in the background. What's going on with you?
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: There's these trucks going by him on the freeway.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, you want to roll the window up there?
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: The windows have been anyway, So my I echo Minnesota
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: guy actually went to school in Minnesota, but I don't
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: know the young man that called before. Uh, looky is
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: happy yet? Short stop? The Dodgers like happy players, and
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: that's why they gave him the shot. He worked really,
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: really hard, and then at the beginning of the season,
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: you might recall that he had a mystery gastro intestinal
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: illness and they didn't know if he was going to play,
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: and then they figured him out, and so he should
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: have been getting back back to himself and it's been
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: you know, fits and starts like it is in the
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: baseball season. Then he's gonna be just fine. And the
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: Dodgers are gonna win the championship again, and maybe he'll
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: be happy and maybe.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: All okay, George.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: So I would argue that you could pay you could
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: put Mookie bets anywhere and he'd be happy. They're paying
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: him three hundred and sixty five million dollars, Like why
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: would you not be happy? I like the whole argument.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: You imagine telling your boss I don't want to do
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: that extra assignment because I wouldn't be happy, Like who would?
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: How does that work? Like I don't in the real world.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: I don't understand how that works.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: Well, he's one of their most important pieces, and he
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: and the management decided that the series is going to
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: be short stop and he works, you know all.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: I know, but you don't understand that, like for people
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: that have like real lives and live in the real way,
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: And it's a ridiculous statement to make. I should tell
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: my boss, you people work overnight die younger, that I'm
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: losing time on my life and I would be happier
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: if I did a midday show. And so therefore I do,
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, don't you want me happy as a talk
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: show host? I should be working during the day. I'd
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: make more money, and I would live longer. And why
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: am I doing overnights? Aren't I important to the company?
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: According to him, is like woll mookie bets would be happier,
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: and you want happy people. I'd be a happier employee.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: So I don't understand. It's ridiculous.
• 30:34
  Speaker 8: We must take everyone into consideration.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Clearly, I listen, I was. I was not raised that way.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Clearly I was. My parents were wrong. But that's just fine.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: You know, things happen, all right.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Let's see who do we have here? Any meany money?
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Do we have a game show contest? Do we not know?
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: No game show contest? Is that right? See hollering James, James,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Are you there? James?
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Holler James from ready?
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: You sound like your voice is ready to die. Just
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: hear it?
• 31:08
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: All right, calm down, keep your pants on. Let's play
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: the game. Here we go, Here we go, Here we go.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: It's another Ben Maller game.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: We've endured too many of this?
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: Is it too much or not enough?
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Already?
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Let's see here week ago? Too much or not enough?
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: You gotta get three questions, right, James?
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: You won this game the greatest moment in show history
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: in a game show fastest me.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: I was not on this street man, and I'm not
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: a creet man.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Yes, you won the game while sleeping. One of the
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: great moments in the history of radio that should have
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: gotten more publicity. Should have gotten more publicity.
• 31:47
  Speaker 10: But you know, hurry, I.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: You're wasting time. Let's play the game. Here we go.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Three questions. All the answers are too much or not enough?
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Question number one, Treek School just became the first pitcher
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: to reach two hundred strikeouts this season. Now, last season,
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: eight pitchers reached that mark. Is that too much or
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: not enough? Uh, let's find out. Hey, look at that James.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: You got you got it right now? The answer is
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: not enough. There were eleven pitchers with at least two
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: hundred strikeouts last year, Hollowing James.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Question number two.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: John Wall announced his retirement on Tuesday. He is one
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: of only five players ever to average over nine assists
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: per game in the postseason in the NBA.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough?
• 32:38
  Speaker 10: I too much?
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: All right, let's find out. Unbelievable look at this guy,
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Hollowing James. Is there a full moon?
• 32:45
  Speaker 10: I'm a I'm ada Wow.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, the answer is too much.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: He's one of three players along with Irvin Magic Johnson
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: and John Stockton. Question number three, damn Daniel Jones will
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: be the cold six different week one starting quarterback within
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: the last ten years. Is that too much or not enough?
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: Not enough?
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Fight out? Wow, James? You you won the game, James?
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Not enough?
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: No?
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: You well you won. You want me to keep going?
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: I'll keep going.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: You want to win another one? Okay, here we go.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Question number four for Bryce Hart He already won. But
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: question for Bryce Harper is twenty of home run in
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: the season earlier this week. It is his tenth career
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: season with twenty or more home runs. Is that too
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: much or not enough? Oh my god, that's right again.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Holy crap, it's his eleven. No, there's no way you're gonna.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Get this last one.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, no, no, yeah, you got one more before
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: you give them another one. There were twenty by the way,
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: that was his eleven. He's in eating twenty one more,
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Bryce Harper. Question number five for hollering James trying to
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: run the board. That means we have to call the game.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: The hollering James. I know he's about to die, but
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: he's he's on his deathbed.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: All that.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: There were twenty quarterbacks to throw for more than thirty
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: five hundred yards last season to sweep the board, James
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: get another golden ticket?
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough? Too much?
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: My god, is swept?
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Hold the crap, hollering, dam You have just witnessed a
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: man who takes thirty six bills in the morning and
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: thirty six bills at night.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Who is just now? All right? The great thing about this?
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: All right, I shut up. You've won.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: You're gonna keep him or give them to somebody else, James,
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: you know, yeah, see, you don't have to worry about it. Coop,
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: he's just gonna give him to Tammy Montanez.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: He's not.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I don't if he says that, he's still gonna call in.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to use it, right you congratulations, I don't care.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't listen.
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  Speaker 3: Good.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: I love Tammy. She's a wonderful woman. I don't. I
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: don't want to know. We're gonna have an amazing boy.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: That was wild. He won, He got everyone right, all right,
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: We're gonna have straight ahead Queen of Hearts with Loraina.
• 35:24
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• 35:26
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• 35:29
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• 35:31
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• 35:31
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• 36:31
  Speaker 8: You heard the man. It's Tom for love here on
• 36:34
  Speaker 8: the Ben Mallards Show. And oh my goodness, summer has
• 36:39
  Speaker 8: come to an end.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Is it over now? I think so because I know
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: in La gets hotter in September.
• 36:45
  Speaker 8: Yes, but everyone's back in school, so now everyone's going
• 36:48
  Speaker 8: back into like marriage.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: That sucks, dude, because it starts summer should be longer,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: it really should.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: I think it's because parents complain. That's why it's got Seriously,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: I think parents complain so that I think our babysitters
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: and all that.
• 37:01
  Speaker 8: So you know, yeah, definitely, for sure, for sure, I
• 37:05
  Speaker 8: got don't forget. Once your kids go back to school,
• 37:08
  Speaker 8: you got time for you and your love. Yeah, take
• 37:12
  Speaker 8: that time.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Get back in bed. Okays in bed?
• 37:15
  Speaker 8: You say, what are we having?
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: We have questions, Lorraine, I'm sorry.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Andy in Line Lakes, Minnesota says, uh, I can't wain Loraino.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: So my girlfriend says, I don't spend enough time with her.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: So I bought her some lingerie and she said I
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: could do anything I wanted to her for the weekend.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: So I tied her up and went fishing with my buddy.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: She's never happy, so that's uh, you.
• 37:39
  Speaker 8: Should have taken her with you in the boat.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: Well, the cops might have shown up. I seen that
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: they would not go very well. Yeah, all right, let's go.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: We have a calls for you, Lorraine. We have a
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Pat in Tampa has called in for the Queen of Hearts.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Hi, Pat, so.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: My phone like a real professional over here? How do
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: I handle it if I'm concerned that my radio producer
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: is sending you inappropriate dms?
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Oh no, oh, this is I think know who this is.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Make sure you tell him that's inappropriate.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: H oh, tell me keep his pants on? How about that?
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Keep your pants on.
• 38:21
  Speaker 10: He's convinced he's okay because he thinks his questions are
• 38:24
  Speaker 10: not as weird as the other dms you get, Lorena.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: I mean we could have a competition. I could post
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: that online. I don't know that I want to look
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: at your dms. I don't want to see it.
• 38:35
  Speaker 8: Be a little scary.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: You can only imagine what you're getting, especially on bikini days. Okay,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: I tell your producer to knock it off.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Pat.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Please, come on, You're a big star. You don't need that.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with you? Bring your brain down. Let's go
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: to blind Scott, who's on the north end of Boston.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Blind Scott, Hey, thanks.
• 38:50
  Speaker 10: For taking the call. So I haven't talked to my
• 38:53
  Speaker 10: dad in seven years, and I talked to him yesterday.
• 38:55
  Speaker 10: I had like a very fine day yesterday where I
• 38:57
  Speaker 10: just decided to lash out at everybody. So I reached
• 39:00
  Speaker 10: out to my dad and I said very friendly to him.
• 39:03
  Speaker 10: I said, you know, in the past seven years, I've
• 39:04
  Speaker 10: been every letter of the LGBTQ alphabet. I was like, Dad,
• 39:08
  Speaker 10: I'm gay. You know I'm gay. And I said all
• 39:11
  Speaker 10: this stuff about being gay and stuff. And he never
• 39:13
  Speaker 10: rolled me back, but I could see he read all
• 39:15
  Speaker 10: the messages. What do you think the outcome is going
• 39:17
  Speaker 10: to be this, I'm going to take the questions off here.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 39:20
  Speaker 8: I think he's just a little speechless.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 39:22
  Speaker 8: It can be a lot.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: To take in. Yeah, yeah, maybe maybe his phone got lost.
• 39:29
  Speaker 8: Maybe he dropped it like the previous collar, into the toilet.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: People get older, maybe things will change, who knows. JT.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: The Wingman says, I'm trying to help ferg Dog find
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: a woman. Do they make.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Capri pants or do do capri pants look good on
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: single men?
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: That's from JT. The Wingman.
• 39:45
  Speaker 8: I love caprice and if you have nice ankles, they
• 39:48
  Speaker 8: can look good on anything. And also you can turn
• 39:51
  Speaker 8: any pair of pants into capricess.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: What's the Ferguss. What's the most romantic ride at Disneyland.
• 39:57
  Speaker 8: Oh, that's a hard It's got to be pirate of
• 40:00
  Speaker 8: the car being the lighted so dark in there, you
• 40:02
  Speaker 8: could do mischievous really, the restaurant.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Or Haunted Mansion. But there's cameras on that one. There's
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: cameras on the one they can see you. There's cameras
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: also on the Pirates of the Cara. There's cameras Disneyland.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: There's cameras everywhere, a lot of cameras.