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#344 We Don't HOTEL LIVING the Same with Drunken Stoner · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  What's up? What's up? What's up? At your boy? X marks
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  the spot here for a quick psay. Quick public service announcement. This Saturday,
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  July fifteenth, the first High and Hungry pop up, High and Hungry
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  pop up Equada's Market from twelve to six. We got a secret manual beer
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  guarding a smoking section. Don't miss out. It's gonna be fun. He's
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  Zone Corner, He's one. He got the dunk tank, so you're gonna
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  be able to dunk me E's one rock, maybe Chili, I don't know,
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  definitely ray uh yep shows free Equitas Market pull up, don't miss out
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  for real, it's gonna be a good time. Another quick poblicervice announcement.
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  He's on got some new hats coming out custom custom hats. Go to flavors
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  by Eason dot com for those custom hats. H And This Thursday, Yes,
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  this Thursday. If you're listening to this, you can catch this only
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  if you're a Patroon subscriber. This Thursday, we got Predict, Yes,
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  Predict. I don't know what y'all think, y'all don't know why y'all think
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  he was dead. Everybody was saying, all right, p per Dick.
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  Now he's gonna be in the building this Thursday at seven o'clock. Join the
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  live. It's five bucks, Come on, subscribe, tune in. It's
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  gonna be a good time. You know, predict both the Cibian CCC and
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  uhh yes, if you're looking to watch me perform, I will be in
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  Connecticut, Manhattan and uh Trula Vista and Passadena DM me to know exactly for
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  more details. Uh, enjoy the show. What up? And good morning?
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  Welcome back to another episode that we don't smoke the same podcast. Thank
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  you everybody who was joining us on the pre show and uh you know saw
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  them behind the scenes stuff going on. Joining me is uh the my co
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  host and the person who still does not have a ticket to anime con XG.
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  What's up? Dog? What's up? Dude? Irresponsible boot piece of
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  shit, But but I'm gonna do it. Two thousand and ten ect I'm
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  gonna rush the gates. I'm we're up the gates. IM gonna runs the
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  gates. I'm gonna look for an en I'm gonna look for the entrance when
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  the cop ain't looking at me. If I did it when I was a
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  league, I'm here Dog, you know, the one with the water.
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  I can cross Animo scurity. I'm trying to look at the bright side.
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  So the fact that you tell me that I might tell security, be like,
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  I have a dumbass friend who's doing the video. He's illegal. He's
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  not gonna go to the cops. You can beat the shit out of him.
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  It's fine. You know. I don't care because I've been doing I
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  don't give a if I can take on Sam's fatass dude. I can take
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  on the security know fans Sam, But I just gotta make the point that
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  I can handle this sec. I think Sam could suck you up. He
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  has dad strength on dude. He had me yesterday. Yeah, everybody has
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  you, dude. I like how you said he almost fucked him up.
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  He's like he had me Yeah. I was like, I was like,
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  yeah, also next to him, what is it? Is? The one
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  and only drunken Stoner. Welcome back. It's going on everybody. I love
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  being here. Yeah, but thank you for joining us. You brought U
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  Beforetise Dog. You gotta keep it old school, bro. People not like
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  forget where they came. I have not drank. I had not drank one
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  of these in a while. The last one I drank wasn't Mickey's, and
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  I think it shouldn't be the It's probably not the best breakfast for me.
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  If I had to be honest, I'll tell you what malt breakfast. Great
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  way to start the fourth of July weekend for you. I'm telling you probably
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  started and ended. We'll get a good nap after this, but you know
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  it'll start. That is true. Um joining us as well running the boards
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  is the one and only ray. What's up, Brey? What's up?
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  Good morning y'all? What's up? Drunken stoner? How you doing? How
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  are you doing? All right? But the smoke does joint? That's right
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  man? Um My breakfast, Yeah, I'm telling you, I feel like
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  we like we've skipping break Exaber doesn't skip no breakfast though. This woe just
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  never has breakfast at all. Do you have an eating exaper? Some people
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  will say that you have an eating disorder? Do you have an eating this?
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  And then the cool style don's life? Are you right? So you're
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  you're different. That's a different bitch, right, Yeah, so you're admitting
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  that you throw up? Have you seen me? Have you seen my?
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  My? My picture at day trip? People will call me buff yo.
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  I was like, I don't know about that, but I do look good
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  though. Who called you this your girlfriend? It's go read the comments.
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  Some guys like we should it's not ex is extract someone. Someone wrote that
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  it's not ax, she is extracted. I was like, it's probably gay.
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  Get no, mom, I don't know, dog, look at my
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  picture. That person was probably gay. If I had to take a game,
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  saw a little couple veins in there. Yeah, like like fucking like
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  pressure veins, bro. Yeah, like from being dehydrated, bro, like
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  the veins that come out when you get an IVY shot. I did do
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  a lot of fucking drugs. Yeah, a bro. That's why that's why
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  I had him called. It was like, a bro, can you call
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  to make sure because every didn't get fit? No, you're still on me
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  today. We weren't even running late. It was like nine thirty. I
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  was like, you'll build their calling. But on the pre show I had
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  an interrition. I was like, I don't know what to do. Guys.
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  My coals is a drug addict and I'm also and up, but I'm
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  rooting for the drugs. That's why we're here, man, this is an
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  intervention yeah, dude, what are you gonna stop doing drugs when people stop
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  giving them to me? What if somebody? What if somebody gives you the
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  last bump and then you go out and then we have to fucking bury your
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  stupid ass. I'm gonna be fucking pissed that it was gonna get clipped because
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  you just said it, Like remember see Eason said it. I don't call
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  you like a fucking fortune teller. Then I'm gonna speak on your funeral,
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  and I'm gonna be like I try to tell him, you better be funny,
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  you better, you better be nice and funny, and you better not
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  call me gay after funeral. All, I'm just gonna go all. I'm
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  just gonna all. I'm gonna loved XG. He was gay. He was
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  like I loved XG, but not as much as he loves Man. Hey,
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  boy, did he love man? I'm dead for all right? People,
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  Yeah, I thought this was a simulation. You would be petty people,
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  bron To. Oh yeah, when you come home me, I'm telling
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  you to put you into a laddering that bro, you ain't never coming out.
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  I'll be like, hey for you, you're staying into my lizards cage
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  in that lamp now but like he just opened it up, throw a little
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  drops at the cop every now and then. Then Yeah, dude, I
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  don't know, man, that shit scares me. Dog I was talking about,
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  Um, I had like this really fat homie. He's big dog,
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  He's a fat ass food. He's big, talking like he's he's probably like
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  two tommies and a half, or like me, just two tommies but two
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  tommies still big. Yeah. So so this this food, um, he
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  would like pops annex and perks and shit. And then he was partying with
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  his homie and like I remember I saw his video bro, like it was
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  the last video he posted up, and he had like an hospitaloon while they
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  were driving like it out and I'm like this food sucking posted up the video
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  right He's like, yeah, got some fresh pills. Took it like like
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  two days later here maybe was like olded and I was just like what the
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  fuck? And he told me the story. Dog, guess how many narcans
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  to bring this food up? Back up? Dog twelve narcans? Dog hospital.
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  I'm wondering. I'm a fool. I'm wondering, like when somebody that
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  big and the paramedics come by food, Like, how often are the paramedics
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  lifting, bro? Because if I'm a paramedic and somebody's like GY's in there
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  and this was four hundred pounds, I'll be like cheating. I've been like
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  fuck things brow my bag, Dude, I'm gonna just be like, we're
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  trying. What are you doing? Xavier? Like, think about somebody Exavier
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  shows up and at that point they had to bring it back to life,
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  like we carried this motherfucker work bringing it back twelve narcans. However many it
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  takes, Like that's fucking crazy. Have you ever seen somebody come back from
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  narcan? Oh? Not yet? Not yet? I love I Like,
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  I've seen it on Instagram and they always wake up mad. They're like you
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  got you fucking ruined my high. I'm like, bro, you were hying
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  like they did you a fucking favor of me. But no, I've never
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  seen one. I've seen people. I've seen people at etc. When they're
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  like kind of like convosing. Yeah, I think they're having a seizure from
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  I don't know what the fuck. And then you look away, you look
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  away because you're on drugs. You're like, that's fucked up and you look
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  away because you don't want it to fuck your lives. I look away whenever
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  I tell people, I'm like, don't look over there, don't look over
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  there, because you're rolling and you're on a sick one. And then you
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  see someone like would you like I don't want to be that, and you're
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  like did they take what I took? And your brain just starts fucking with
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  you. I would just laugh at them. You're like, dumb ass,
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  No, don't laugh because you're on drugs too, so you were like you
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  don't want to be like family. Then you start shaking, say I look
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  away. I look away, dude, I look away. I said,
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  let's go over here. I even look away and say, dumb ass,
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  did you see them being taken away? And you just see them and then
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  you see the paramedics like tie them down. It's just a trip. It's
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  not a good scene. I think about it. Bro, like, you're
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  the paramedics and you show up, but you got a narcn do No,
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  can you pick that fool up? Well, you're just letting that fool die.
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  No, you don't let anyone die. Dog, you can't. You
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  can't pick them up. But you're like hey will do. No's gonna need
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  fifteen narcns, like like we're just three short, you know, like you're
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  gonna have to pick that wool or you let that fool die. You have
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  to pick up up dog. It's your job. It's like the er.
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  You have to attend everybody, no matter why. I'm sure they have something
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  like a roller thing that they slide underneath them that like and like probably just
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  drop a bunch of oil and slid they do. Let me think about those
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  stretchers, don't they like lower to the flat to the ground. Yeah,
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  but like full on, how you gonna pick up like a boulder, Well
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  you roll it, You roll the boulder onto it, you like roll it
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  onto the onto the bed like the penguin and like yes, exactly. You've
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  seen those super fat people. They'll lift them out of their house like a
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  right if you can't take a like you know Tammy, you know the thousand
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  own sister or all right. First of all, if you're a paramedic,
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  I'm just gonna be like, yeah, she's dad. I'm gonna be with
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  the pillow like yeah she's dad, dude, I ain't picking her up.
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  Dude, it's done. I'm sorry, dude, you'd be one of those
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  art ends that would kill people. Have a nice little fat no patch like,
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  yeah, like, sleep tight, dude, we ain't picking you up.
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  You know there's you know, there's nurses that have been known to kill
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  people. Yeah, yeah, you know there's nurst. Yeah that sounds like
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  you. I'm not in the medical. This guy keeps pissing himself. You
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  look at him up, look at him up. He's like, we gotta
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  get rid of them tired pissing up. Taking kinda's piss See that's dude,
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  done. See dude, Like I would be one of those foods to take
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  up. Be like, I'll fix the homeless problem. And then I'd be
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  like, let me sign up for those people that give up free math pipes.
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  Here, get a free hit off and you get a free hit with
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  every pipe. Be like, what, I guess we got a bunch of
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  dead birds clean up. I'd be pretty tight, dude, if they cared
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  about stoners and they gave us free smoking pips. Nobody's hooked on fucking weed
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  or robbing stores, like you know what, we should all just start robbing
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  like rosses. Then be like it's because we're weed. We're so hard,
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  just like a boy just started to start robbing all this. But we should
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  have robbed stories that we like, Like we walk into Rouse and just fucking
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  cure all the aisles, you know, just smash all the bread and shit.
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  He just steals all the Delhi more to Della like it's yeah, like
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  fucking drunken stars and it just steal all the shot out this bitch. Him
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  and Tommy are just going to the Delhi and just taking a cheese fucking Delhi
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  bro. I don't know what it is with Italians, but yeah, is
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  that wich is a good bros. It's it's a sandwich, an Italian thing.
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  Where did that shit come from? You know what it No, it's
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  because you know a lot of Italians. What we do is we eat a
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  lot of Deli meats and cheese and then we put it on the bread.
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  It's not like they don't call it a sandwich. They've called a sandwich like
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  I don't know, I don't know. They don't call the sandwich. They
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  literally just put it on the bread and eat it like that. It's just
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  like like a role kind of like how Germans have with the sauce and split
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  it with their hands. And stuff, or they'll just mission mash it in
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  their mouth altogether. It's like twenty four seven charcouter you board more, dude
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  at an Italian house, Yeah, dude, you go into a fridge if
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  like, if you go to your family's house and it's not out here expected
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  to be in the fridge and they're allowing you to go in and eat it.
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  But like, yeah, there's always Deli meats, like yeah, you
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  know, Cappacola, Brasciutto, freaking spec haam, like everything, all the
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  good speckham went, the little things, little dots. That's yes, spec
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  is like Preciutto but smoky, oh so freaking good. Dude, don't you
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  give me started on Itali delab You see, this is why you did this.
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  You're trapping me. Well, I'm just like I was thinking about hitting
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  this one up in Culver City that I always go to the earliest recognizable form
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  of a sandwich, maybe the carragge or Hillo sandwich that is eating during Jewish
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  passover circa one ten beasts. I don't buy that ship, bro. I
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  feel like they just would take the credit be like guitars, now we did,
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  who's gonna are you with? The Jews. It's on PBS. Bro
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  Yes, it's theirs. I love all my Jewish friends. I didn't.
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  Well, if you want to be more modern about it, the person who
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  made the sandwich is John Monk Tigu seventeen sixty two. In English, there's
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  been the first Earl of Sandwich. There you go, Earl of Oh he
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  was British or Earl of Sandwich is delicious. There you go. I love
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  that place. You got to Disneyland, don't they Yeah? They do the
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  black dude in the back. It's like voted by people. What do you
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  What do you think about the forties? Exaber? What did you cool?
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  It was right out? It was during World War two? No forties cool?
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  Dog? I was like during World War I wasn't like hop quiz you
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  or some shit real. I was like, why you asking me about fifty
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  four? Yeah? Oh fuck? I was like, what do you want
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  to know about the World War? To the dog? Yeah, dog,
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  what did you do? You should chilled up the pad? You didn't do
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  anything. No, I don't know. You guys were worried about me.
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  I was like that party with tellt me knowing because you missed the pre show.
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  We heard something different, bro, you know, we heard a fool
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  people started commenting about what you said about Magic Dog. They started commenting and
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  the about him like getting uh peg yeah pegged? Yeah yeah damn. I
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  was like, get pegged? People want to talk about it? Or how
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  about don't tell Xavier? Xavier, I cannot hold the fair enough right,
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  I'm just saying, don't get back. We're gonna talk about it. And
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  Xavier is a worse at holding any secret. But yeah, dude, I
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  have a podcast that's seven to one. I get I don't know what to
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  talk about. Sometimes I'm like, what, oh yeah, my friend got
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  pack. Let me tell you, And then that's how the story goes.
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  Yeah, Exavier, that's that's his contribution. He's like, instead of like
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  looking at tabloids and stuff that's interesting, he'll just be like, my friend
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  has cancer. Imagine if you had cancer, Like and I'm just like,
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  damn, dude, like, not only are you putting the are you this
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  is in a real situation? Like I told him this without tying no one,
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  and he's still somehow find a way to tell someone that has my friend
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  has cancer. Well, I mean, I don't know if you I don't
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  know if you I don't know if you have a friend that has cancer,
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  but I think we all have a friend that has cancer, Xavier. They
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  just don't know it yet. I just don't know it. Yeah, technically
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  everyone has cancer. It's like her pies. You keep saying that, fool,
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  dude, like if everybody has her pies, dude with herpies, say
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  that, dude, dude, that one has herpes? Does anyone to have
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  herpies? I think it's a dormant thing you have, and then you get
• 15:58
  an outbreak up because it's an infection. What happens, and you get a
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  flare up from something you're something that's already living in your body. Told you
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  if you get I think you're writing you probably have. Like we already you're
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  on the money, baby, We've looked at some plenty of time. We
• 16:15
  looked at you. Anybody asked you have a herpes time counsel in your stomach.
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  Somebody's like, I'm an expert on STDs. I have several of them.
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  We always we are. We already went over there. There's two time
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  for herpes. There's two time for herpes. I guess everyone has type one
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  and then type two is the one you don't want so. No, not
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  everyone has type two herpes. Yeah, I guess we all have a type
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  of herpes parentheses. Like that's my time, A cold sword in your mouth,
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  Like, it doesn't necessarily mean you have herpes. It could just mean
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  you you got it from that fly. Yeah, I haven't seen that.
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  I haven't seen that fly in a wild take a multiple, multiple music.
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  Have he told that story to you? To the girl you're datings? No,
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  you can tell her over dinners, over dinner, over dinner, you're
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  doing nice dinner, tucking on a a fucking that a fly has been on.
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  Yeah, I even heard. That's fucking disgusting. Bro, I didn't
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  do a purpose. I'm taking a piss at contralla. You let it be
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  there long enough for you to fill the balls shit enjoying my piss. And
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  the next you know, I was like, fuck, there's a fly that
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  landing and oh yeah, and I got the hood back. It wasn't a
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  good situation. Yeah, malaria in your penius now, Yeah, malaria's coming
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  back. It's in Florida right now. Is it malaria? Like a pork?
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  People with disease South Africa? Flies you get you get it with flies
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  or something that mosquito. Yeah, I was gonna say, like everything's in
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  Florida, like it's just like I mean, i'd assume that Florida is like
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  a jungle though, Like, how are you gonna kill all those gators?
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  You got to like nuke the water. Why don't you want to kill them
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  all? Well? I think I agree. I mean, I'm kind of
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  with these I don't care. I don't care. I don't care about endangered
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  animals. If they can they're not endangered, they're not no no, I
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  mean I mean dangerous animals if they kill those animals. But why alligators?
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  Like I don't like kangaroos. I feel okay, fine, let's skill the
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  pythons first in Florida because the pythons are even scarier. They're like they started
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  fuyons. Dude. Those things are like fucking huge and they're even eating the
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  gators. Like, if Floridan's can't do anything about it, then there's nothing
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  we could do. They have guns, they're crazy, they're shooting fucking snakes.
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  I mean, if they can't handle it, if it comes to La
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  we're gonna do, it's gonna be this. I don't think we can ever
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  get infested by an invasis. We already have one. It's bums. I'm
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  kind of with these all, Like, I'm kind of with these the bumbs
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  would just eat them. Yeah, like I'm with these. On if someone
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  said, great whites are getting in danger and who cares? No, well,
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  first of all, who cares? Were like, yeah, but first
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  of them, first of all animals that just don't care. But we're not.
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  We're not in the bar. I would care about things in the water
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  because I'm like, first of all, we have no business being there,
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  and you know how massive the water is for you to fucking like in danger.
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  These motherfuckers like, but eat shit that we want, Like, no,
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  they eat ship that's in their water. Bro, if they happen,
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  if they happen to eat a few humans, stupid humans shouldn't be in the
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  fucking ocean. People does taste great. The fucking corn, the fucking sushi
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  prices. Sush is expensive because they're low on fish. So fucking we got
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  rid of sharks, now we got more fish, and now they can lower
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  the price on my dates. It just makes sense. That's fair. Yeah,
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  eggs, I don't know, Examber, that's how about you just thought
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  how about you just spend the money you need to on dates because these bitches
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  want like blue fish tuna sushi. I'm yo, that ship's going. You
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  can tell. You can tell Exaber, you can tell down right fucking yellow.
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  You could tell Examber has never had Examber has never had somebody with standards,
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  bro. Like like it's like like when she's like, no, bitch,
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  I like being taking to nice dinners. You just can't order pizza at
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  the house. Yeah, Like Xaber is just used to like scavengers. I
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  don't mind pizza delivery, like like damn, man is like, I go
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  pick it up. It's right down the street, That's what I'm saying.
• 20:03
  I'm like, I'm like, and then here, and then he's over here,
• 20:06
  he complained. I was like, yeah, do real women like being
• 20:07
  taken out to nice places and being treated like a human being. You just
• 20:11
  can't order Little Caesars every fucking week, bro, I fucked up things I
• 20:17
  had little. I took her to Little Caesars last night. Look that's trip.
• 20:23
  Look all right, hold on hold on that extra most y'all. Y'all
• 20:26
  are married, right, y'all, y'are okay, you're engaged, all right,
• 20:30
  So you guys have been to get there for a while, so it's
• 20:32
  different. Bro. It's like I can't sit here in front and be like
• 20:34
  like sometimes I tell my lady to be like, you know what, let's
• 20:37
  just go to rob some buy some food and we're gonna cook it here at
• 20:38
  the house, you know what I mean, Like, because I don't want
• 20:41
  to do all that, but there is, but there is that certain two
• 20:42
  two or three times in the months, well we're like, hey, let's
• 20:45
  go, let's go have some go have a beer or something, or let's
• 20:48
  go like the one time of the month we're like, hey, we're gonna
• 20:51
  go have some steak. We need we deserved this at least, you know
• 20:52
  what I mean, we need to do this or like ye, how you
• 20:56
  do have to justify like we deserved this. Well, it was just like
• 20:59
  hey, man, like spending this, but it's awesome. We deserve because
• 21:02
  Bro, once you're spending time with somebody, after a certain amount of time,
• 21:04
  bro, it's not a little longer I'm like I'm with her, It's
• 21:07
  like we're together. Yeah, Like you're no longer thinking for yourself in a
• 21:10
  sense, No, you're you're thinking for yourself when you're by yourself, don't
• 21:12
  get me wrong, but like when you're with your lady after that kind of
• 21:15
  Tom Sawyer heer a though a little bit with the food, Like I'll be
• 21:18
  like, like, I know that you said grilled cheese sounds good, but
• 21:21
  actually doesn't a burrito from Cilantro sound a little bit better because it's kind of
• 21:26
  like a grilled cheese but with more ingredients. Yeah, And she like like
• 21:30
  I do that to her and she's just like, I never eat what I
• 21:33
  want anymore. And I'm like and I'm just like, but just like,
• 21:36
  think about the things you would be you wanted a grilled cheese, I elevated
• 21:40
  that quite a bit. Now you're eating more proteins fiber like a grilled cheese.
• 21:48
  It sounds good though, I mean it didn't have this compared to compared
• 21:52
  to a burrito though, but I wouldn't go with the barrito, you know
• 21:56
  what I'm saying, Like like a burrito's more fulfilling though. Like for I'd
• 22:00
  be like, yo, if with Grandma and I'm not eating more grilled cheese,
• 22:04
  and I feel like shit afterwards because that's what I would have done.
• 22:07
  I'm not gonna eat. Yeah, I can't just have one. Bro,
• 22:08
  If I eat one, I get mad that I didn't have two. And
• 22:11
  then you have a can of soup with it and you're dipping in soup like
• 22:15
  like I'm so Mexican where Like to this day, like I listened to my
• 22:18
  mom said a grilled cheese. I can make that shit at home for you.
• 22:22
  To this day, I'm like, I'm not buying a grilled cheese,
• 22:23
  Like I don't care how gourmet that shit is. Dog, I can make
• 22:26
  that shit at home. Yeah, I think that's what she meant though,
• 22:29
  but like I was like, nah, but you know it's gonna cost the
• 22:30
  same amount by the time we get the burritos, which isn't true, but
• 22:34
  like, you know, you gotta do like bullshit math in your mind,
• 22:37
  like the pack of bread that would be seventeen dollars, like the cheese eight
• 22:41
  dollars, ninety nine cents. And she's just like okay, and I'm like,
• 22:45
  yeah, that's how it works out, Xavier. You gotta spend money
• 22:48
  on date sometimes, dude, especially like bro, huh that counts drugs,
• 22:56
  plan B the other thing. My shit, that's up. It's just not
• 22:59
  dinner. Examber. You should you should be thankful that this person is happy
• 23:03
  women, she probably knows that. She's just like she's like, I'm I'm
• 23:07
  dodging her bullet here, let me take this pill. Like I want to
• 23:11
  have a baby with somebody that matters and cares. I feel like, yeah,
• 23:18
  I don't know. Man like women consider that kind of thing. We're
• 23:19
  all like, I can see why you like dating the twenty five and under.
• 23:22
  They don't care about these type of things. We're just like, I'm
• 23:25
  just here for the ride. Yeah good, Like, yeah that's because that's
• 23:29
  that's cool for a while. But yo, like like you got the Leo
• 23:32
  break off twenty five and push back. Yeah, I can't go under the
• 23:37
  can't go under my dad. My dad thinking it's twenty five year old,
• 23:38
  so I gotta go under my dad. You know, be weird if my
• 23:42
  girlfriends that my dad's girlfriend, it'd be weird. You know what wouldn't be
• 23:47
  weird if you're happier than your dinner and they're like, yo, like remember
• 23:51
  when we were doing math you are McConaughey. Bro, I swear to god,
• 23:56
  you know what wouldn't be weird if you were like happier than your dad
• 23:59
  exab I said, you know it wouldn't be weird if you were like happier
• 24:03
  than your dad. I'm super happy we were you talking about I love my
• 24:06
  life. I was doing jiu jitsu yesterday with Sam Tripoli style. That wasn't
• 24:11
  don't do that. If someone attacks you KRAWDMA go style, do not get
• 24:15
  behind them and pelvic thrust them. I'm gonna have TJA invite him on the
• 24:21
  show because he's a friend of mine, and I'm gonna have him be like,
• 24:22
  hey, can you humble my friend real quick? Dude, dude,
• 24:26
  he gets behind him, No, heuck, just like he just looks at
• 24:30
  him and Xavier passes out. TJ is a short ass dude, Like,
• 24:34
  fucking I think he's like a little bit taller than you were, right,
• 24:37
  but that fucking fuck you up. Yeah he's slightly taller. Hey he is.
• 24:40
  He is. He is fucking man. But he's he's a beast wrestler.
• 24:44
  You know, he's a MMA fighter. Yeah he was. Yeah,
• 24:48
  And I was just and I was like, he gave me one of those
• 24:51
  like what's up top of like when he brings you in top of hugs and
• 24:53
  I was like, oh, this one's all muscle dog. I was this
• 24:56
  fool fucked me up, no doubt, Like like you could, I think
• 24:59
  as a man, you could like admit, not admit, but you know
• 25:02
  you're like I'm outnumbered here, like you know, like i'd have to use
• 25:06
  a weapon, yeah, like yeah, like it'll be like I have to
• 25:08
  fucking you know see where my see where Glaukesha's at. But but like when
• 25:14
  I hugged Mike Tyson, that ship was scary. Dog. He's all bailed.
• 25:18
  Bro, he doesn't look like he's all muscle, but bro, he
• 25:21
  did one of those when he brought it into and I'm like, dude,
• 25:22
  I do not want to eat a punch from this. I just talked about
• 25:26
  that with with Sarah yesterdays. Like if I had to fight Mike Tyson to
• 25:29
  make sure I had a beer bottle on my hand at all time, he's
• 25:30
  gonna eat that glass. Bro, you gotta stab him. You gotta break
• 25:33
  it over him and start stabbing and run like that's the best you have.
• 25:37
  Like I love Mike Tyson, and please Xavier would take the weapon and kill
• 25:41
  himself. I'm saying that's what I would have to do. I don't want
• 25:44
  you to fetal position. I know I'd still get fetal position Davil versus Mike
• 25:49
  Tyson, but they give you a knife and slitting his throat. Mike Tyson
• 25:52
  says, X to the fag, come here position, you know, you
• 25:59
  lay down in and she was just like, yes, sir, no kill
• 26:04
  you won't punch kill you. Yeah, that's why you gotta That's why if
• 26:08
  you see someone that looks like Mike Tyson, it's like, it's like,
• 26:11
  don't think what about that one? What about that one fool that that that
• 26:14
  pissed him off in the airplane? You remember that shit? He thought he
• 26:17
  was doing it for views. Now he can't even count. No, but
• 26:19
  Mike Tyson went off on that fool, right, He punched him, beat
• 26:22
  this shit out of him, hit him in the back of the head from
• 26:26
  the back of the seat. Domm like, go that what if that happened
• 26:32
  to you, dude? I think he'd be at that point. I wish
• 26:36
  he's on record because at least this shit documented voice. No, I would,
• 26:42
  I would for sure be on Patreon. Be like, you guys wanted
• 26:45
  me to release it as the TMZ. You guys gonna have to pay here
• 26:47
  first and then we selling it. Yeah, we kill it off that love.
• 26:52
  You love when I'm in her, when I'm in pain, when I'm
• 26:55
  you who brought the idea. You're the one that brought that idea, he
• 26:57
  asked me. No, he said, what did he say? Did he
• 27:00
  not say, I wish he'sone? Was there to record? I was just
• 27:03
  talking about hypothetically if we all had to fight him. I wouldn't want you
• 27:07
  to get hit by Mike Tyson. To be clear, I wouldn't. I
• 27:08
  wouldn't want that. But if you say, if he I wish he'sone,
• 27:11
  was there a record, wasn't that's my friend's wish. I will we ever
• 27:14
  recorded it? To this day, To this day, I'm pissed that I
• 27:17
  got a d Ui non and my homies recording me getting arrested. I would
• 27:21
  have a free the Homie T shirt Don't Deport XG T shirt. I no,
• 27:26
  Maybe they maybe they sat there and just watched what they all felt fucked
• 27:30
  up too. There was five of them in the car. They all felt
• 27:33
  you needed. They were all fucked up. Bro, here's the no One.
• 27:34
  It was back in the day before recording was kind of cool, you
• 27:37
  know, like it wasn't like now they'd be like, oh dude, come
• 27:40
  on this fun. No, it was before it was cool. And I
• 27:42
  sat there and I got back. I took a picture like no, like
• 27:47
  bad fu? How about that? Like maybe that your friends, your friends
• 27:52
  probably felt that you needed to be taught a lesson, and they're like,
• 27:55
  I'm tired of him putting our lives in danger. Talking about we all drake
• 27:59
  and drove. It was like a competition. We all we would sit there
• 28:02
  and be like, see who could do it better, who's less strung.
• 28:03
  Maybe everybody was taken back by like this is the sign we've been waiting for.
• 28:07
  Thank god it happened to Exeg and not us. I'm sure I would
• 28:11
  if I was in the car, would have been like, thank god it
• 28:14
  happened to EXG. You know what I mean, I'm gonna stop drinking and
• 28:15
  driving from now. I would have been done on your shoulder. I would
• 28:18
  have been done. And then and then, you know what was the best
• 28:22
  thing that happened after I got a d At that point my excuse for not
• 28:26
  drinking drive was like, can't do it drinking draw, I already got one
• 28:29
  who wants to go next? And then that's pretty good Drew Straws Or yeah,
• 28:33
  I got the game out of the game. Do you say that on
• 28:37
  stage? That's a fucking good but that is a rock. When I got
• 28:41
  a d at that point, I was like, yo, I'm done.
• 28:42
  I'm not getting second one before you get one your next up for back.
• 28:48
  You already rode the ride. You're you're on the deck like I love Yeah,
• 28:56
  thank guy. You gonna drive here on Saturdays? Nope? Bill does
• 29:00
  now his daddy Bill Bill does Poppy Bill Dog. Yeah, he's like,
• 29:04
  you want to ride a bag? You call me poppy? So what we're
• 29:07
  painted? This wall your zone. We didn't get the paint. It's probably
• 29:11
  gonna be next week. I trust Bill more than you. I feel like
• 29:14
  you're just gonna sit here and bitch and be like it's Hardy's own fucking hate
• 29:18
  it here. Oh no, this is take four hours and then do the
• 29:22
  second cup. I mean like altogether one hour. Let it, let it
• 29:25
  drive, you put fans in here. This is easy, easy, right,
• 29:29
  Yeah, ducking starters ain't easy, man. But he first of all,
• 29:33
  this guy works, Oh how do you do used to work? Exavery?
• 29:40
  First of all, the like if you had, if you had,
• 29:41
  if you had a report card here and there were stats, it would be
• 29:44
  like attendance. See, it would be like effort fucking f minus for sure.
• 29:51
  Okay, I'm sorry, D D minus all right, that's where you're
• 29:53
  at. D Like literally everybody else is like surpassing there. We're like different
• 29:57
  shades of green now, but you're like right there reliability. See, yeah,
• 30:03
  I gotta watch the video of mean yesterday I broke a sweat. We
• 30:06
  should our friends. What did you do? Hard work? Dude? That's
• 30:10
  not content for this. You didn't break a sweat buying a ticket? Yeah?
• 30:14
  Uh? I was like there. I was there, like, Sam,
• 30:17
  get off of me? Is that what you were saying that? It
• 30:22
  looked like he pushed you down to you from your chest you push. If
• 30:27
  you want to watch on my Instagram, there's this video like, yeah,
• 30:32
  come on, he's angry. We canna get this podcast going. Then I'm
• 30:36
  gonna get you to do a session a jiu jitsu podcast. No uh oh
• 30:41
  yeah, Sam's got something in the works. Something you're going there, like,
• 30:44
  I handle what the fun? Come on? He's on? Would you
• 30:45
  come in and do a quick little on one day lesson? You gotta fight
• 30:48
  you, Sam Tripli, you're quick, trainy. Look at you come on
• 30:56
  I'm downfight you when he said me sing I'm in there all day. This
• 31:03
  guy's willing to do you should do it, and they know they know,
• 31:04
  and they know I'll do it too, because it's not like you. It's
• 31:07
  not like you and your stupid fat video. Hey, six months from now,
• 31:11
  that's too long. I'm not gonna care about it no more. Well
• 31:15
  I need to learn, but we're both starting at the same level. You
• 31:18
  think I know something about it, and may I don't. I just want
• 31:21
  to watch the ship trying to say, six months from now, when I
• 31:22
  think I'm good, can you humble me and be like, get your I'm
• 31:26
  not good at it either. I would just like to feel like you would
• 31:29
  get good though. Bro, if you do six months like we're not,
• 31:32
  that's hell of a long time. You could probably hit me. Dude doing
• 31:34
  it in like a month a month at fair. Look, we're both at
• 31:38
  we're both at entry level. If we do this episode, it's gonna be
• 31:41
  equal. Bro. You know that's that's it's playing simple, never equal even
• 31:48
  one month head start. You should do it. I can totally see that.
• 31:51
  Or do the giant boxing gloves, imagine it. It's like the TOMPs
• 31:53
  of Girl and Burt and it's the toms of Girl and Burt Chrysler think where
• 31:56
  they were playing basketball, Like he did that too, So you remember that
• 32:04
  video he tried to jump for it, did the whole air Jordans. Yeah,
• 32:08
  yeah, dude, when you're when you have that like white guy balding
• 32:13
  spot where like the fucking landing strips in the middle, you shouldn't be doing
• 32:15
  athletics no more, to be collecting magic the gathering and fucking talk about Joe
• 32:21
  Rogans of ball. He's like, he's like, like, bro, when
• 32:24
  you're athletic, and when you're athletic and bald, you try to go for
• 32:28
  the rock. But look, you know, Turkey, I'm shaving all this
• 32:31
  off and then I want the Royds. That fucking the Joe Rogan's on,
• 32:36
  he's on some Jews because he looks you're just some trt help me, just
• 32:44
  a little bit of extra to Sasstrom. They just even themselves up. And
• 32:46
  then he does that uh what's it called therapy the and does that a lot
• 32:52
  too adrenal chrome. Bill Doltree, Bill Doughtree. He can't even have a
• 32:59
  relationship for six months. They're gonna commit to the to the jiu jitsu for
• 33:05
  six months, more than any relationship. Probably. I feel like you're gonna
• 33:08
  give this up after you get hurt. You're gonna come in here with a
• 33:10
  yellow eye one day and they're gonna be out doing what we could do.
• 33:14
  It really looking like j in his eye like just like you know what I
• 33:17
  mean, out dog, I'm ready. I can see. I couldn't see
• 33:21
  him getting really into it, just started getting the cauliflower ear and ship looking
• 33:23
  all tough. You know, much more shit I'm gonna talk? Oh yeah,
• 33:30
  yeah, dude, you know that like some guy named Luis J.
• 33:34
  Gomez. You know who that is. That's his man crush, the Puerto
• 33:37
  Rican Rattlesnake. Oh yeah, yeah. He talks a lot of extra shit
• 33:40
  because he can fight. Did he he? What is it? Um?
• 33:45
  He's doing that? Fought? Um? What's his name? Everybody? No?
• 33:47
  But he fought? Uh Jason Ells right? I think they I think
• 33:52
  Jason ell Is backed out. No, I think I think I think I
• 33:54
  think he out my back. I got money. He had a real in
• 33:59
  it was a real Andrews. I got money that Alas could suck him up.
• 34:01
  Dude. I got money. Like if they fought again. They both
• 34:06
  sucked dick, Yeah, they both have to. Don't say that, bro,
• 34:09
  what is sucked a dick on stage? I'm not lying though. For
• 34:15
  for comedy it was a fake dick. But it's a dick. I don't
• 34:19
  care if I want to suck a deal though on fucking stage, on him
• 34:22
  coming out of a man's fucking hands on my knees, that's like, hella,
• 34:25
  fucking super I don't care how fake it is. It's a dick.
• 34:29
  Oh yeah, that's pretty much legitimately there's anything wrong with that, but I'm
• 34:35
  not. I'm with that, and he looked pretty comfortable doing that. It's
• 34:37
  July now, so yeah, it's gay. Yeah, it's we gotta act
• 34:40
  American now, straight fellows, Yeah, it's not. Nobody backs me on
• 34:47
  the straight Pride, not the America. I know. That's July should be
• 34:52
  some sort of orders American month, never mind a straight Pride month. What
• 34:58
  the fuck, let's stand up for straight fucking man, cool cool months.
• 35:05
  On the America um Wads game, the soccer nets were rainbow colored. There's
• 35:13
  a lot of gay fools in Mexico, though, It's like they had this
• 35:15
  parade out there. I saw a live stream because this Fu Yuri from uh
• 35:20
  No Jumper looking went over there and then and then he went to Mexico and
• 35:23
  then something like that, and they had this it's like parade and all this
• 35:28
  shit. But they're not anti gage because what could not be here. I
• 35:30
  don't know, it could be somebody else, but if somebody went recently and
• 35:32
  there was like, yeah, it happened to be like gay pride in Mexico,
• 35:36
  and I was like, damn they they have some fucking Frey looking astics.
• 35:38
  Mexico is pretty progressive. But like it goes back to just let us
• 35:42
  say has nothing to do with you. If you think it does, then
• 35:46
  whatever. I guess it's not because you don't yell it out. You don't.
• 35:50
  You don't yell out faggot at the MLS game, Like that's hell of
• 35:52
  more disrespect. Yeah, it literally it means when the goalies kicking the ball,
• 35:55
  it's just saying like thumb ass and I get what I mean. We
• 35:59
  used the raw one and now it's your guys as well. Yeah, but
• 36:00
  the word stuck. You can't change it around from saying it has not it's
• 36:04
  he's not even gay. He's a married guy with the wife and we just
• 36:07
  say it because we've been saying and now that we can't say it now it's
• 36:09
  like now if if they were doing something, we're like where they start,
• 36:14
  where they start throwing dicks on the field, like, or like how they
• 36:15
  treat the black plate the black players, That shit's fucked up. How they
• 36:20
  treat the black players, like they'll start throwing bananas on the field, dude,
• 36:22
  yeah if they like, yeah, for real, dude, like in
• 36:24
  Europe says stand up for pooto. Maybe he's on right. No, he's
• 36:29
  just completely right. If I stand with I'm not cool. I'm not cool
• 36:34
  with them throwing bananas. I would never throw banana onto the field. I
• 36:37
  think that's just a little that's fucking disrespectful, like a little but yeah,
• 36:42
  and the examer a little just it's racist. It's not a little disrespectful.
• 36:46
  It is racist. Definitely racist. Somebody is throwing that referring to the fact
• 36:50
  that the African American on the field is a monkey, okay, well or
• 36:52
  African o yeah yeah, or African Well what if do you find respectful if
• 36:59
  they do us, yeah, you would be upset. You'd be like,
• 37:01
  cancel if they're buoying me, Yeah, I would. I still want to
• 37:05
  give, but like your way of talking, shit, we're gonna beat your
• 37:07
  ass. And if if we win three zero, go ahead, throw more
• 37:10
  thortias because we are eating tacos night. But like that, we're definitely that's
• 37:14
  more available. That's not racist because then it's like saying it's racist to throw
• 37:17
  tomatoes at a white personal stuff. That's what I mean. Okay, so
• 37:21
  but okay, so I get but look here, but if you're throwing up,
• 37:24
  if you're throwing up banana and calling me slave and edward, that's hell,
• 37:29
  that's racist. Yeah. But if if you're a soccer player and then
• 37:31
  here and you're and you're throwing tortillas and like fucking we're back, go back
• 37:35
  to mexicool, that's racist. And like maybe you might not be offended by
• 37:37
  it, but somebody will because somebody has more pride to be in Mexican than
• 37:42
  you might have pride. I just not sensitive. Well, doesn't that doesn't
• 37:45
  offend me because I'm so Mexican. I don't care that you call me what
• 37:47
  I did to me. It's more like I'm so I'm so proud about it.
• 37:51
  It might, it might, It might make the person that actually crossed
• 37:54
  the border, not you. No, dude, you didn't. You don't
• 37:58
  know what it's like to cross that border, Like you can't speak for those
• 38:00
  foods just because I am. Just because I didn't cross the border doesn't mean
• 38:04
  I didn't. I haven't lived exactly what they've lived. I've got in my
• 38:07
  truck taken away because you don't have a license home that desert? Yeah,
• 38:09
  do not being illegal? Are you walking that desert though? Just because I
• 38:15
  didn't, that is not conveyed with bowie let's That is exactly because I couldn't
• 38:22
  walk because I was three and I couldn't technically fucking walk. Sorry, he's
• 38:24
  on. Sorry my parents didn't put some fucking taller shoes on him, but
• 38:28
  did taller? Where you in the desert? Though? Where you in that
• 38:32
  desert? I crossed the border, But where where did you walk that desert?
• 38:37
  Like a lot of immigrants do. Doesn't matter, It doesn't matter.
• 38:39
  It's a journey. Well, I guess that's like saying you would not survive
• 38:45
  that journey. That's like saying you were not black because you weren't in the
• 38:46
  back of the bus. And that's exactly what you're saying. No, it's
• 38:51
  not just answer. He was like in the middle of the bus middle back.
• 38:54
  No, I did not cross, but but I did cross the border,
• 38:57
  and I did have to be in a Yeah, you have to cross
• 38:59
  the border to get here, no matter what. But I'm saying that journey
• 39:01
  is so physically challenging, like you would not even you would. You have
• 39:06
  to cross that river, there's animals, there's all this other fucking elements.
• 39:08
  I couldn't do it. And because I couldn't do that at the age of
• 39:10
  three doesn't mean you can't sit there and be like, well, that doesn't
• 39:13
  count you as an illegal like every other life. I didn't that. It
• 39:15
  wasn't the argument. It's like you haven't you wouldn't survive that that because I
• 39:19
  was three, Yes, of course I couldn't. Dog it's just been physically.
• 39:22
  But unless I think you could have done it, because I've seen some
• 39:25
  Yeah they cut on your back, some people on your back. I'm not
• 39:30
  saying about every immigrant. I know some people who are physically weak as shit
• 39:35
  and they crossed the border themselves. And like I feel like XG's gout at
• 39:38
  least ambition. He I just feel like he would have a different kind of
• 39:42
  respect if he had to endure that those life those life threatening situations where like
• 39:47
  you know what when it comes to crossing as compared to like you you you
• 39:52
  you you being put under a car or whatever it is. I'm not saying
• 39:54
  that's spreading this soccer yeah, but no, but but but what I was
• 40:00
  referring to before Xavier derelled is that somebody who, let's just say, somebody
• 40:04
  who's a famous soccer player that had to endure that walk across the desert might
• 40:08
  feel hell of offended with somebody famous soccer player that crossed the border in place
• 40:13
  for any soccer that I would beg to differ. Bro, you don't know
• 40:15
  all you don't put money on that right now, and you find a soccer
• 40:19
  player that crossed the border and plays professional soccer players, how much do you
• 40:22
  want to put the ayers that have swammed to him and Xavier games Divana fifty
• 40:25
  bucks? You'd be willing to get ready fifty bucks right now? He finds
• 40:28
  that out for you, soccer across the bard in that place for the MLS.
• 40:30
  No no more across the border walking wise, not like me, not
• 40:35
  like a kid that's illegal, because yes, I thought it was the same
• 40:37
  though no, you're no not. I thought it was the same according to
• 40:40
  you. He said he needs to walk it. He said, there's a
• 40:44
  Mexican player that's gonna get offended because he walked the bar. There's no dude,
• 40:46
  Dude, parents crossed the border for their kids to have what they have
• 40:51
  and not saying nothing. I got your answer, Brandon Bascas across the border?
• 40:57
  How what does that mean? He walked it through the desert? Soccer
• 41:00
  we can guarantee you across it through the Let him let him read it if
• 41:01
  you he could, bro, jesus bro, I muted, fucking Mike Bro,
• 41:07
  why you talk? I would have to read the article. But technically
• 41:10
  he crossed the border and plays for FC Cincinnati across the bors, so did
• 41:15
  I illegal? Doesn't mean he crossed the desert. How old is he?
• 41:20
  Let me check? You know what makes him better? He didn't get a
• 41:23
  fucking gayass injury and became professional. But he is the better immigrant. He
• 41:31
  is the better he didn't. He didn't he went to the hospital when he
• 41:35
  got injured, and he became a professional, more respectable XG. Yeah,
• 41:39
  I don't know. He contributed to this over here, saying like, oh
• 41:44
  it doesn't you're you're not really I don't know what. I didn't say you
• 41:46
  were mixing. I'm just saying you would get you wouldn't get offended because you're
• 41:49
  like definitely hell a whitewatch, just compared to somebody who like is like three
• 41:53
  twenty three. So when the immigrant flew into the country, I can't even
• 41:57
  talk. Yeah, she flew my plane said she was visiting in state forever,
• 42:01
  like like all my family got smuggled through like with planes. Bro,
• 42:06
  I can't sit here and be like if somebody had to cross the border,
• 42:07
  which I've met somebody who's been through that desert, I can't sit here and
• 42:10
  be like a food like stop crying, bro, I'm like a fool.
• 42:13
  I don't know what you heard of it. So I get it though,
• 42:15
  like he was part of the transfer. He was like part of it.
• 42:16
  But I'm less likely to get offended if somebody calling me a beaner or a
• 42:20
  web back, because like, I don't look at it. It's the same
• 42:22
  way. It's like I saw somebody might feel that actually had to endure that
• 42:25
  trip across the Sonora or whatever, because my dad, that's been my dad
• 42:30
  that really crossed the board three times literally walked it. He doesn't get offended
• 42:35
  by ship like that. Your dad's a fucking compassino. Bro, who does
• 42:37
  in a different world Hinton webbos hinting people that work. Those people live in
• 42:43
  a different world, though, Bro, I get mad at people get offended.
• 42:45
  Or you called me a web back. Let's go if dude, if
• 42:49
  you really crossed the bard, or that doesn't offend you, if you really
• 42:52
  cross the desert. Someone saying a web back and tis on the field.
• 42:55
  The word doesn't offend my mom because it means what I means. How the
• 43:00
  fuck do you think we got here? And I'm like, fair enough,
• 43:02
  I don't know, it's just that thing, right, Immigrants don't have offense.
• 43:06
  It's just it's people who grow up a couple of generations don't want to
• 43:08
  rEFInd him what he's gonna I'm saying the soccer player, the soccer player has
• 43:14
  a right to fucking feel offended if somebody is throwing something on the field,
• 43:16
  Bro, you would never know what it's like to be in those shoes because
• 43:20
  you failed this an athlete. Why I just don't I'm just not I'm just
• 43:24
  not sensitive like that where I just think, like it is no mean you
• 43:28
  would be that soccer player that gets like band a sub seventeens. I'd be
• 43:31
  like this, this is not caught with cocaine and a hooker. And then
• 43:37
  and then and then he'd be that. He'd be that food city in the
• 43:38
  bar and be like, yeah, I used to play professional. Yeah,
• 43:44
  he's like, somebody should somebody should buy me a beer and I'll tell you
• 43:46
  about it. Agree to that? Yeah, dude, I'm just saying,
• 43:52
  man, you being in the legal immigrant you gotta give him some of these
• 43:54
  fools a little bit more like slack food. Somebody's supposed to go through some
• 43:58
  shit to come here, so they don't. Yeah, but you can't of
• 44:00
  made it sound like you're just like less, Like I don't know, I
• 44:02
  just don't think they're sensitive, And they're not sensitive. Those bicones are not
• 44:06
  sensitive. They're not like you acting like, well, they're gonna be upset
• 44:08
  because someone with tortillas on the field are not Those people don't give a fuck
• 44:12
  about like like have you seen the start cooking? Yeah, start cooking them.
• 44:16
  They're like, yeah, bros, what I mean Like those people that
• 44:20
  you think are gonna be sensitive, they're not. Bro. I know.
• 44:22
  I know every single one of them. My dad knows all of them.
• 44:25
  We are I am them, all, my uncles are them. Not once
• 44:28
  have they said, oh my god, this guy. White guys are wearing
• 44:30
  some brerows. I'm offended. Well, they got to learn how to speak
• 44:34
  English to understand what's going on, and you're gonna see. But I'm the
• 44:37
  respectful one. I'm the rude one, Like like, I don't ever look
• 44:42
  at some of the bices Onomi's uh parents and be like this one saying,
• 44:45
  never watching English news, Bro. They don't know what's going on. They
• 44:46
  don't care about cancel culdire because that shit doesn't exist in ovc on don't like,
• 44:52
  Yeah, those people are so busy about making money sending half of it
• 44:55
  back to Mexico. They don't give a fuck about anything, and it's weird.
• 45:00
  It sucks. It sucks. When y'all asked me, I'm like,
• 45:01
  hey, scoot. People said the G and x G stands for green goal.
• 45:07
  Yeah, dude, yeah that works. Somebody said almost half the Cuban
• 45:15
  soccer team is playing here and they left to escape and going back to Cuba.
• 45:20
  I said, Mexican, what happened? I said, Mexican that crossed
• 45:22
  the board. I know what they mean by that. There's a couple of
• 45:24
  Cubans that like, damn, dude, a b guys, I'm allergic to
• 45:36
  them, bitches. Hold on it, I don't that's part of the swarm.
• 45:39
  What are you talking about right there? You guys gonna kill it?
• 45:45
  You just don't kill it. I'm gonna hurt him out. Oh yeah,
• 45:55
  yeah, I'm like, I'm like, dude, that ship comes around and
• 45:58
  I'm walking out. Bro, I'm allergic. Fucking I don't have the stupid
• 46:02
  eppiepen. Yeah you need an EpiPen. Yeah yeah, No, I ain't
• 46:19
  happening in around here. Fucking bees. What are you allerging to? What
• 46:23
  are you allergic to? Hisaviorite positivity? I'm not even gonna lie. I
• 46:28
  was at George's house, and I know you guys ain't gonna believe me.
• 46:30
  I swear to god, you're allergic to comedian? Rosie was there, so
• 46:36
  I got commedia. No, no, no, no, Well, isn't
• 46:37
  it she was there? No? No, isn't everybody no, no,
• 46:39
  isn't everybody allergic to commedian? Technically, I don't think, because if you're
• 46:45
  not, then you wouldn't, wouldn't. I think there's probably certain people who
• 46:47
  probably like resisted the play or some shit like that, you know, but
• 46:52
  I know you don't believe me. I'm at George's house and they're fucking parting
• 46:54
  and drinking, and for some reason, I just I looked over and they
• 46:58
  had you this foot because this fool's getting at you know Evans, Yeah,
• 47:02
  behind that, you know he does the credit card shit. Yeah, he
• 47:07
  still having everything in the house. Steak, ice cream, yeah, ice
• 47:13
  teas. For some reason, I looked over and there was an app when
• 47:15
  this ship looked bomb as fucking I grabbed this apple when I've been into it
• 47:17
  all this. Yeah, I know, I know, shut up, I
• 47:20
  know, I know. I thought, yeah, we're gonna believe me.
• 47:21
  I said, y'ain't gonna believe me. I said, y'all ain't gonna believe
• 47:23
  me. I grabbed this apple. Ate the apple. They all looked at
• 47:27
  me, like, what the fuck's wrong with you? Why are you eating
• 47:28
  an apple? Looked delicious, but then my mouth started feeling real, real
• 47:31
  weird, and I think I was like, bro, maybe I'm allergic to
• 47:35
  apples, maybe a new allergic, but it felt fucking I was like,
• 47:37
  Yo, what the fuck? I didn't wash it either. Maybe you should
• 47:40
  try to brush your teetht all of it. I think I think this.
• 47:45
  I think this apple had fun in it. And it was that thing where
• 47:47
  like I've never felt that, where like my mouth felt tingly from inside.
• 47:51
  And I'm not lying. You guys ask me if I'm allergic to an nothing.
• 47:52
  Usually answers no. But I ate this app when I was like,
• 47:54
  I even looked at JR. I was like, this sounds like the beginning
• 47:58
  of a bad Disney movie or Seth Rogan movie, I don't know. And
• 48:00
  I looked at George and I was like, Yo, have you ate this
• 48:05
  apple? He's like, what the fuck you mean? I was like my
• 48:07
  mouth. Maybe Evans was smoking math out of it. I don't know what.
• 48:09
  There's a little hole on the top, but on the bottom right there,
• 48:15
  I mean in my apple could have had lamidia. I don't know.
• 48:19
  Now your teeth have chlamydia. She shoved it up. I mean it was
• 48:23
  one apple looking very pretty. Dude. It was like some sall white ship.
• 48:27
  Dude. I looked for the reason he wanted that apple. Adam and
• 48:32
  Eve, shit, I'm Adam and Eve. I looked at the apple.
• 48:35
  Now the world's gone the ship. I don't know. I looked at the
• 48:37
  apple, looked delicious, and I got chamedia. I don't know if the
• 48:39
  ice streaming is the That was ice cream in the fridge too, and I
• 48:44
  didn't give a fuck delicious outpoint. It was like a perfect delicious outboard.
• 48:50
  He doesn't disadmit it was delicious, and he had you admitted you have lamidia
• 48:53
  too from the apple. If that's the thing. I got chamedia from the
• 48:57
  apple. Yeah, that's good thing. I don't think it might be the
• 49:00
  flu. Mean, I don't know. Do you guys were over there like
• 49:01
  your mouth got tingling. I don't know. I'm not ACCLAMEDI maybe you got
• 49:05
  commedia. I'm asking the audience. Maybe maybe maybe you gotta go to the
• 49:07
  dentist. She's all looking it up, like, did your mouth get commitedia?
• 49:13
  Maybe you have to go to the dentist. Was when you went to
• 49:15
  the dentist, that's not there. They were smoking as somebody somebody was smoking
• 49:21
  crack out of that apple and it wasn't supposed to be there that there wasn't
• 49:24
  even a bite taking out shirt. Busk me, dude, I guess making
• 49:29
  me think of some potty sprays that what you've been didn't watching it, That's
• 49:35
  what I said. I fucked up, I not watching it, but yeah,
• 49:37
  that's probably what it was. I don't think your claimedia from an Apple
• 49:42
  could be allergic to Apple. Can you imagine you would have been the first
• 49:45
  person from apple slice spice slice like I don't look so weird like Apple.
• 49:50
  That will look so weak. I'd be so mad you go up by an
• 49:52
  Apple. I would agree. I wouldn't. I would have bring out shy
• 49:55
  on just to some of your spirings. I'd so like it would be like,
• 50:04
  No, I'd be in heaven trying to fight Jesus. Y'all let me
• 50:08
  die for an apple? You know how weak I look down there? Who
• 50:10
  you ain't fighting Jesus. No, I'm fighting Jesus. Jesus, Jesus,
• 50:14
  Jesus, No, Jesus No, stop Darth Vader style. He'll go.
• 50:20
  Bro, there's no fun. I'm religious. Bro, you're fucking with Jesus.
• 50:22
  Find a superman from some week like an Apple. I'm gonna I need
• 50:27
  to talk to someone in heaven. I need to go to the council.
• 50:30
  Who you want to fight that woo, you better fucking start praying to a
• 50:34
  lot they send you back monkey bones style. Bro, you remember that movie
• 50:37
  I'd rather I'd rather be in hell than to be know on the guy that
• 50:42
  died from an apple in Heaven. What if hell's just like living on six
• 50:45
  and eight. It's not that bad. Like it's just like, so you
• 50:50
  lived in the hood so long, you don't find any of that bad dog,
• 50:52
  I think because I'm I'm so normal. I'm so no, I'm like,
• 50:57
  it's so norm bro, Like that certain ship doesn't really bother to me,
• 51:00
  like helicopters. I'm like, as long as it doesn't pass by more
• 51:01
  than three times, I'm cool. Yeah. Yeah, you know the lights
• 51:05
  aren't shining in your yeah, like oh yeah, or like or if he's
• 51:07
  not yelling out like I'm like, like a summer day, made a hot
• 51:12
  summer where my black neighbors ain't fighting each other in the street, that's a
• 51:15
  good day, you know what I'm saying. Like it's cool, I've lived
• 51:17
  in like so calm spots like Bill, Bill can never live with it,
• 51:21
  No, dude, no, but you can never live like you would never
• 51:24
  want to live in the hood. I think he'd make he'd had friends in
• 51:28
  the hood, he'd he know what house to come over for tacos. Yeah,
• 51:31
  Like, I don't understand he would know right next to you. Great
• 51:36
  in the hood, man, they love it. It's just like you're just
• 51:39
  you're just a little boogie bitch. Bro. Yeah, I'm gonna lie.
• 51:43
  Yeah. I thought since we were little, dude and my dad had two
• 51:45
  jobs to make sure we didn't live in the hood. Yeah, both of
• 51:47
  your dad like he has like I don't know, just he's moved on from
• 51:52
  this bro obviously, and you have it. No, I just I do.
• 51:54
  That blows my mind. The people live in the hood, And what's
• 51:58
  crazy? You go down? You when you you're like these people live here
• 52:00
  because they're poor, right? Was that it was the thing that was sad
• 52:06
  on top of the I know, but that ship does not vibrate. He
• 52:08
  just like got tossed down, you know it probably because when I used it
• 52:13
  to like help forced to be out. I don't know, did it spilled
• 52:15
  The bottom is a mask? Oh, it's perfect. That just put on
• 52:25
  top of the guitar. Yeah, but that's funny. Second time. Hey,
• 52:34
  somebody said, yeah, bro, I don't even mind that. I
• 52:38
  don't even thought time in faggott. Oh wait, but that being said,
• 52:43
  it's time to go to Patreon. Rock's not here, so it's cool,
• 52:51
  not that he is. He got up for saying that out there. That's
• 52:53
  what I heard telling someone not to say it. My bad. Yeah,
• 52:57
  you did not say he told someone don't say that. Yeah, there was
• 53:00
  just like this is this is tradition and it's crazy America. And then they
• 53:06
  were like what are you Are you one? And he said no, and
• 53:07
  they hit him actual hard. No, they were, they were just they
• 53:10
  were just like happy July, all right. By the way, I watched
• 53:17
  the podcast. Yeah, so yeah, make sure you guys go, uh
• 53:23
  make that transition to Patreon. Flavorisbodies one dot com, Uh high Hungry dot
• 53:28
  evampright dot com. Go get your ticket registered for free, or pay five
• 53:31
  dollars and get that free gift at the door with purchase or eighty dollars for
• 53:35
  the gift back. Don't sleep, that's gonna be a good time. Got
• 53:38
  had a fifteen vendors. The menus fucking great. I just tried both items
• 53:42
  Buffalo shrimp, shrimp, Buffalo pop, Buffalo Poe Boy sandwich, and uh
• 53:49
  mango mango is strawberry. So how is I know you tried it? Saw?
• 53:52
  It was one out of ten straight ten dollars exactly what my vision?
• 53:58
  What vision wasn't like that one exactly. I would give it like a nine
• 54:01
  and a half, just because I asked them to make it a little bit
• 54:04
  more crispier next time for me for my liking. But for the for the
• 54:07
  most part, it's a ten on a tent. Yeah, but it was
• 54:10
  already crunchy enough. No, no, no, it was already good.
• 54:15
  But I always whenever I get fried food, I always ask for shit to
• 54:19
  be super fucking crunchy. That's just my liking. I always like it that
• 54:22
  way. As an La Native, I gotta say, even without the special
• 54:27
  menu, people like Koreas, you gotta go to this event. They were
• 54:30
  one of the fucking best taco spots in town. Taco seafood and I mean
• 54:37
  Lincoln Heights. They got the game locked, like there's I mean there's only
• 54:40
  stands there. Yeah, and we're gonna have a smoking tent, which is
• 54:45
  gonna be like you can smoke and eat and do whatever you want. You
• 54:49
  get my propens there and all that stuff. But yeah, you guys want
• 54:52
  to find out more details on it. Fucking go go to get your ticket
• 54:55
  at hind hungry dot event, bright dot com. Register for free or five
• 55:00
  hours. There will be no tickets at the door, so I want everybody
• 55:02
  to register. So that's why I'm popping it up every day. Yes,
• 55:06
  we're gonna have live music and it's gonna be We're gonna be vogging. I'm
• 55:08
  gonna try to get earth smokes a lot with a big giant bone. So
• 55:10
  we'll see you guys on Patreon right now, are you up? They were
• 55:15
  interrupt the fucking show you ask whole Yeah, yeah, it was weird.
• 55:21
  You're standing behind me. They start laughing. I'm like, what the fuck
• 55:23
  is he about to do? Yeah? Everyone called I thought I can't do
• 55:28
  it. Everyone called three plates, though, everybody should call three plates right
• 55:34
  now, like in the chat room. Salute everybody in here. Yeah,
• 55:37
  everybody called three plates right now. And let that food know what happened.
• 55:39
  He over here, you DM me. He was like, I want to
• 55:42
  show it was calling from my number ten. We're some like like bodybuilder,
• 55:46
  you want to do a lift off, He'll hang up. Yeah, he
• 55:50
  hangs up on all these people like sometimes you'll pick up. But like it's
• 55:52
  because these fools kept calling hell of like they kept calling him at three am.
• 55:55
  Bro, there was like one fool specifically who would wait like till three
• 55:59
  am, like to call him. I mean you'd tell people that three am.
• 56:02
  Yeah, Like he would just wait and just call him and then he
• 56:06
  would leave. Tommy said in a voicemail. He would just leave like Mexican
• 56:08
  music. In his voicemail, X keeps freezing like he's a clone. Yeah,
• 56:16
  I mean, first of all, I saw you guys should keep keep
• 56:20
  calling him, bro, he needs to get that anime conticket. Bro,
• 56:22
  what's it? What's his area code? Should ninety five one nine O nine?
• 56:25
  Oh no, never mind, he won't. He won't answer mine.
• 56:28
  You see it three one? Oh don't most people don't answer it. I
• 56:30
  see three one one. I think Cooper City. Yeah that's yeah. No,
• 56:37
  Hey don't you don't you have an event coming up? Oh? Hell
• 56:39
  yeah, man, we got an event October twentieth and twenty first. It's
• 56:44
  gonna be two hundred and fifty comedians. Um, it's gonna know, it's
• 56:47
  gonna be fucking stupid. Bro, It's gonna be like twenty five different shows.
• 56:52
  Uh so there's gonna be a whole bunch of different vibes. You don't
• 56:54
  like one. We got three stages rocking or most likely too three because I
• 57:00
  want to have like one where I stand up there, like the like the
• 57:02
  the guy at the cornorv was like, come on, come all type of
• 57:06
  shit. So I want a tiny stage and I want to maybe hire a
• 57:08
  seal. I'm not gonna do that, probably, but if I could that
• 57:12
  he stands on and he bounces of ball and his nose, But I'm probably
• 57:15
  not gonna do that part. Anyways. I've been drinking. I did some
• 57:17
  room yesterday. My mind's still not in the right spot. And he was
• 57:21
  two hundred and fifty comedians. It's gonna be amazing. It's gonna be camping
• 57:24
  out in the desert California's High Valley. It's high desert. It's gonna be
• 57:30
  amazing. Uh, it's like Antelope Valieri. You know what I'm saying.
• 57:34
  It's far broll from here. Yeah, you know, we were originally gonna
• 57:37
  do it in the valley, but it's really hardy and shit approved in the
• 57:40
  valley. And U when people figure out what you're doing, they're like,
• 57:45
  no, absolutely not. Um, so I got a place you know that
• 57:50
  said yes, private property ten acres m. Yeah, it's got amazing stage,
• 57:57
  amazing piece of property, amazing views of Joshua trees, the temperatures amazing
• 58:00
  year around in this area. For some reason, all the stuff's green.
• 58:05
  Well right now, I'm sure the summer is gonna wreck all that. But
• 58:08
  we're coming out in October. The temperature is gonna be great. Like I
• 58:12
  said, amazing comedians. We're gonna do a little seesh thing. If I
• 58:15
  say little, I'm thinking I want to try to bring like a hundred vendors.
• 58:17
  Might not be a hundred vendors, but I'm trying for two days to
• 58:21
  get a hundred vendors to come out. Maybe we're cycle some. I know
• 58:25
  Chili's gonna do some amazing art for us, and she's gonna be there's gonna
• 58:30
  be rocking a show. He's gonna have some amazing comedians coming out. We
• 58:36
  got all kinds of people and like I said, it's gonna be like the
• 58:37
  Coachella Comedy if you guys want to come out and have a good time.
• 58:39
  We don't have the big names listed yet. There's a reason for that because
• 58:44
  if you start listing people's name now and they drop out, people look at
• 58:46
  you like an asshole. So I'm not dropping anybody that we have really,
• 58:51
  really really good booked, like any of these people that you see on TV.
• 58:54
  You're like, oh, those people are definitely booked. We're not dropping
• 58:59
  the name until August. I just don't want you guys to be disappointed they
• 59:02
  drop out. What happened to the to the last one where the fights happened,
• 59:06
  Oh, that shit was fun. But I'll tell you what. Um,
• 59:09
  I like the butt but no, I'll tell you what. It's really
• 59:13
  fun and I'm gonna do it again at the next one. I just need
• 59:15
  to get a ring for it. What happened on the fight shit was fun?
• 59:17
  No, what are you talking about? He did a great job.
• 59:19
  Yeah, it was amazing. Yeah, it was an amazing time and I'm
• 59:22
  definitely gonna do it against Free. It was you have to watch people fight,
• 59:27
  and I mean yeah it was. I mean, no one got knocked
• 59:30
  out, which I kind of you know, but you always want to see
• 59:32
  a straight knockout. But at the end of day, dude, it was
• 59:35
  on concrete, so I didn't want to see it. I also did not
• 59:37
  want to see someone die. Oh yeah, that in between where like I
• 59:40
  wanted to see a knock out, but I don't want to see someone you
• 59:43
  don't have a ring. Shit happens. We thought it was going to be
• 59:45
  out there by the time. But you know, uh, you ship in
• 59:50
  one hand wishing another. You know, we'll see which one fills up first.
• 59:52
  Now we have a ring, we have capability and stuff. I will
• 59:58
  not do my comedians dire this time. If you want to come out and
• 1:00:01
  beat the shit out of somebody in the middle of the desert, I will
• 1:00:05
  not. I will not do that to you. This is gonna be a
• 1:00:07
  great spot. And if you want to bury the comedian afterwards, we have
• 1:00:10
  a great spot too. Uh. This this has been probably one of the
• 1:00:14
  coolest things we ever did Extreme Roast Battle, but it was even cooler that,
• 1:00:19
  like now I know how to do it. Now I know what didn't
• 1:00:21
  work and what did work, So I got some crazy roasters coming instead of
• 1:00:25
  just The judges were amazing, bro. The judges were the two like the
• 1:00:30
  two belt holders in Los Angeles for Roast Battle, uh, Evan Wonder and
• 1:00:35
  Kelsey Lane hilarious. They rose to the comedians better than they rose to themselves.
• 1:00:39
  The fighting was fun though, if we had, I guarantee you,
• 1:00:43
  if there was Max on the floor, the people would have knocked each other
• 1:00:45
  the fuck out. We brought like the whole night at two three hundred people
• 1:00:50
  at least damn. I mean it was what do you think? So he's
• 1:00:54
  like, not two, I would have won. I mean six months from
• 1:01:00
  now to be me and he's on the word about the guys six months from
• 1:01:02
  now. I'm not even gonna care bro working on it. I'm working six
• 1:01:07
  months from the six months from now, Exaber might not be on the show.
• 1:01:10
  I'm gonna have cauliflower ears. I'm gonna have cauliflower ears. Is.
• 1:01:15
  His reliability is very unpredictable. He's already know his stats are at all time
• 1:01:19
  low. He's gonna be scare to me when I come up with to cauliflowers.
• 1:01:22
  So you know, I'm not gonna be scared. I need my bag.
• 1:01:24
  I can git to the bag out of you. Yeah, Exaber.
• 1:01:32
  You know Bill's bills. Bill's been waiting for two He's like, I've been
• 1:01:37
  waiting for a reason, just laying it off on Exauber. Bill's on my
• 1:01:40
  side. Bill's Bill. Bill knows if I I'm down, he's never gonna
• 1:01:44
  be a rancher. I'm working on him being a rancher on my dad's ranch.
• 1:01:46
  I'm just kidding. Bro, he's a he's double Yeah, he's gonna
• 1:01:52
  be my dad's rancher. You have a yellow Stone character, dog, you
• 1:01:55
  need a cowboy, but he don't like yellow Stone. Don't bring up yellow
• 1:01:58
  Stone. Don't bring up yell Stone, dude, don't bring them yellow Stone.
• 1:02:01
  It's one of the best shows on TV. Yeah, you know,
• 1:02:05
  three Eyes says, six months from now, y'all still ain't getting that fleshlight
• 1:02:07
  video. That's how reliable XG is man. You have where where you guys
• 1:02:12
  want them? It's your word, bro, we just want your word.
• 1:02:15
  Dude. Oh you guys want to jerk off to me k off. We
• 1:02:17
  just want you to keep up your words. Is that a bad thing?
• 1:02:22
  Uh? And to some how's that a bad thing? Yeah? You give
• 1:02:23
  the ladies what they want, dude. There's no ladies watching the funny thing.
• 1:02:27
  It's all dudes asking for that, including well, give give them what
• 1:02:30
  they want, dude. That was like, you want it, that's all
• 1:02:35
  right, you want it? D me, bitch me, dah me bitch,
• 1:02:38
  you want it that bad, I'm I'm I'll show you me jerking it
• 1:02:42
  off. At that point, then somebody I think it's the somebody girlfriend I
• 1:02:46
  have the I I think it's these balls and that girl give you'll record it.
• 1:02:52
  She's like, come here, three eyes. But your word is your
• 1:02:54
  word. No, there you go. He just said, No, I
• 1:03:00
  like to lie. I'll give you guys that much. I'll take my word
• 1:03:05
  back on that. The fun you guys want to it's what it's made for.
• 1:03:09
  Yeah, you guys, do you want to see how it works?
• 1:03:12
  Bro? Yeah, you don't have to show. You just have to be
• 1:03:15
  like it was good. You can sell it individual. It took me about
• 1:03:17
  three minutes. Now, I wouldn't be buying buying. I know how flashlight
• 1:03:22
  works. Yeah, I don't want to see exactly what I mean. I
• 1:03:29
  don't want to hear your call I'm having. I don't think anybody told you
• 1:03:30
  to put the camera on your dick. Yeah, and film Xavier thinks that
• 1:03:35
  he just has to films like this. It's more of like, at that
• 1:03:37
  point, why do you guys want it? Just a fucking yelp review?
• 1:03:39
  Yeah? Ye, go on, dude, there's a plenty of them.
• 1:03:43
  I'll give you the yell yeah, but there's not one by you. You
• 1:03:45
  have a Yelp review. That's what makes the game. When you guys want
• 1:03:49
  it buys older and make people give reviews on Yelp. I guarantee you a
• 1:03:54
  lot of these viewers will give you review. I can't wait till, like
• 1:03:57
  I just I'm able to replace them completely with a I like, I'm gonna
• 1:04:00
  I've I've been sucking with the chat GBT and the options, and I'm like,
• 1:04:02
  I just need like a good solid sound bite and I can have an
• 1:04:05
  exg substitute at anytime. Like like, it's gonna be more positive and it's
• 1:04:11
  gonna be his voice. I'm be like, look, you're still on here,
• 1:04:13
  but like just like him, then it's not me. If it's more
• 1:04:15
  politive, he's gonna be very cartoony, bro, he's gonna believe it.
• 1:04:19
  What the like outfit to pick for you too? It pick like some cool
• 1:04:23
  shit the moment I'm we're able to buy like our own robots, I'm getting
• 1:04:26
  one and I know for sure it's gonna take the first day before that thing
• 1:04:29
  wants to kill you. I'm cartoony. That ship would do it to me
• 1:04:31
  too. I'm like, I'm a fan. The machine would be like,
• 1:04:34
  he can stay. He's cool. He's doesn't seem to get us mad.
• 1:04:36
  But he looked at xaber He's like he'd probably have that terminated region. He'd
• 1:04:41
  be like, I'm gonna push him down the stair and make it like an
• 1:04:43
  accident. I mean, I don't know. I don't know this much about
• 1:04:48
  chat GPT yet. I just started using it. My chat GPT is listening
• 1:04:53
  right now. He was like, so you want to kill Xabri? Huh?
• 1:04:59
  Like he's he's like, he won't get caught like this. No the
• 1:05:02
  chat, he's like, he's not American, nobody will care. You get
• 1:05:08
  it? So what you gotta go back to Mexico. And if we're dad
• 1:05:10
  in the farm, are they here? That's always the gold dog. That's
• 1:05:14
  always the gold dogs. Have you seen yellow Stone? That's always the gold
• 1:05:17
  I just have land and cows. Each cow's worth a bunch of like like
• 1:05:21
  half a cat, half a car. Heard, farmers can't be farmers?
• 1:05:24
  Are fighters? Heard? They getting started farmers? Yeah, it's fine,
• 1:05:30
  So that's not a real thing. That ranch is right next to a river.
• 1:05:35
  Yeah even Yeah, what the fat dog? We said dog we stuff.
• 1:05:40
  So I'm like, bro, that's not I mean, that's why aren't
• 1:05:42
  you doing that? You like what say says? He's like, why are
• 1:05:45
  you fucking trying to be a podcast? Go exactly, that's all that will
• 1:05:51
  be a real man shit and you'd be like, I got a cool beard,
• 1:05:56
  Like, what the fuck dog? You're fucking up? Yeah, you
• 1:06:00
  could be a real man. Dude, I'm playing man. Wait to get
• 1:06:02
  deported up. That's that's back up. That that's back up. Maybe maybe
• 1:06:09
  being Mexico, Oh god, I was like, damn, he lives literally
• 1:06:15
  riverside, in Riverside. He's doubtful. Okay, maybe being maybe being deported
• 1:06:21
  is gonna be a good thing. It wouldn't be a bad thing. It
• 1:06:24
  would be that bad I'd be I'd hate to be deported and I didn't have
• 1:06:28
  what I have tell you that much, Yeah, that would suck when fools
• 1:06:31
  get deported and then I have to Like I've met people like they have to
• 1:06:33
  live out there, like Felipe Sparza's brother. I met people that don't have
• 1:06:36
  papers and they don't even know fucking Spanish. I'm like, oh, dude,
• 1:06:44
  English, their pots they're they're yeah, Richie Valle, Yeah, they
• 1:06:48
  come, they're they're legals, and they don't know English. That's they don't
• 1:06:51
  know Spanish. Richie Volence from the Bamba bro. Yeah, but what I
• 1:06:55
  mean the actual singer also the guy in the movie. You know what I'm
• 1:07:00
  talking about. Nobody else does your dad, Like, does your dad ever
• 1:07:06
  expressed any any like He's like, man, why couldn't you be like me?
• 1:07:10
  I'm just like my dad called up. No, like I'm saying,
• 1:07:13
  you should we call my dad right now? I'm not like he's a farmer,
• 1:07:15
  like right now. He never wanted you to be a farmer, called
• 1:07:16
  my dad right now. Oh, let's see, assume my dad he never
• 1:07:20
  wanted you to be a farmer like him. Is he working, bro,
• 1:07:26
  He's not celebrating Fourth of July weekend like us always. He's not gonna pick
• 1:07:33
  up. He's like voting his twenty five year old girlfriend. That's why you
• 1:07:41
  don't pick up. It's a good reason not to pick up. But he
• 1:07:44
  picked up all painting what what's up? It's on the what's up? What's
• 1:07:58
  up? Bone doesn't know what? Who doesn't know what text messages are?
• 1:08:01
  He doesn't know what phone call picking up? He doesn't phone number, he
• 1:08:05
  doesn't love you. Let's call the normal one. Let's call the actual American
• 1:08:10
  number. He's working, he's a busy man. He has you block.
• 1:08:17
  He's that Hong Kong dude, did they I love Hong Kong got rated?
• 1:08:27
  I think it rated for them? You as Navy marine got he died in
• 1:08:33
  there? Yeah, hey, no none else and said that weird playing Canada.
• 1:08:51
  I'm not sure. I'm yeah, that's coming on. He said he
• 1:09:16
  went to Hong Kong. Where he's going to He's going to saying, bro,
• 1:09:20
  what are you gonna do? I thought he had two girlfriends, girlfriends
• 1:09:25
  dog he had two Yeah, yeah, see, I think maybe being deported
• 1:09:32
  is probably gonna be the best thing to happen to you. His life seems
• 1:09:38
  lit. Bro. Brolet's quote on fuck Around Bills Madame like he at least
• 1:09:44
  he just have him come over here. That's it. You know, you
• 1:09:49
  don't need to be here, have him like co host the episode, and
• 1:09:54
  shit, that'd be crazy. I have to be in Spanish. He's been
• 1:09:56
  here for over twenty years and he can barely order MCD. Somebody said it's
• 1:10:03
  Somebody said it's something like you said it kind of did not that I think
• 1:10:09
  about it, But you know he didn't say that. You guys want to
• 1:10:12
  ask these dad's number. Let's number, dog put it in here. These
• 1:10:18
  fools don't care about numbers no more. They don't be calling fools no more.
• 1:10:21
  Did they call that one place up? Na? I don't think they
• 1:10:24
  call it. They'd be lagging a dog. I don't know what happened.
• 1:10:27
  All the fools on YouTube be seeing these schools. They still complaining. They're
• 1:10:29
  like, man, these super stools are late. We're like, yeah,
• 1:10:31
  bro, we're on Patreon food. What the fucking thing happened? Bro?
• 1:10:34
  We've been releasing some of them on you too, Yeah, some of them
• 1:10:39
  for you guys to catch up. You guys are welcome, old school.
• 1:10:42
  The chats still hot. They're mad, Yeah they are. Yeah, you
• 1:10:46
  see them. They're like, these are old Come on, are you punishing
• 1:10:50
  us? Well? YouTube punished up that pissed me off in the morning.
• 1:10:55
  In the morning, dude, that yeah, what happened all those comments?
• 1:11:00
  Because it's just like, hey, bro, like, why don't you just
• 1:11:01
  pay five bucks quickly? You get to fucking see it live. Like it's
• 1:11:05
  just that's like one beer a month, dude, you're buying up at this
• 1:11:09
  point, people should know to get down. What the fuck? People don't
• 1:11:11
  read, people don't go to the about section the fun It's like this one
• 1:11:15
  just wanting to comment, but to read shit. I'm just saying, bro,
• 1:11:21
  it's just like, why would you why would you not just join?
• 1:11:25
  Just join it? When I'm like, you know, we keep getting banned,
• 1:11:27
  It's like these fools are like, nah, you guys got to do
• 1:11:29
  a show, Ambi broke. It's like, what the fuck, bro,
• 1:11:31
  what kind of fan are you? If you know the circumstances, don't want
• 1:11:35
  you to be in the same position as them. That's how people are.
• 1:11:38
  It's it's it's human nature. Nobody wants anybody to be above them, which
• 1:11:42
  is kind of weird. You just got to do a lot of mushrooms.
• 1:11:44
  I think your fans maybe need to spend five dollars on Patreon in thirty five.
• 1:11:48
  I've given that Hello, mushrooms, dogs, all of them, all
• 1:11:51
  of them, bag bags bags literally don't need them like we eat them.
• 1:11:57
  But we've had bags here and they know if they ordered something or if they
• 1:12:00
  got to a show, Like I've given every single one of them mushrooms giving
• 1:12:04
  me mushrooms to be fair like, and it's just yeah, I've sat right
• 1:12:09
  here and you've been like mushrooms, Like I don't want to do them on
• 1:12:12
  camera, but yes, yeah, nobody wants to do them on camera.
• 1:12:15
  I do now. Now I don't give a fuck I eat mushrooms. It's
• 1:12:16
  quite the weird feeling, bro, I don't feel I don't like that little
• 1:12:19
  anxiousness. Bro, like that you ruined it by going to Disney. Then
• 1:12:23
  you know, that's the last day. I did twenty four hours on shrooms
• 1:12:27
  and it was the worst. Damn. I saw people sleeping on the sidewalk
• 1:12:30
  at two am and stuff. It felt like Vietnam and like it was weird
• 1:12:34
  because I was shrewd and I was like walking. I was like in the
• 1:12:36
  Indiana Jones ride at three hours line and I'm like, fuck, bro,
• 1:12:41
  is this what like life? Yeah? That's the worst, dude. So
• 1:12:44
  I like this waiting in line and you're just like fun little kids, You're
• 1:12:48
  like, man, they know, like these little kids are like I'm tainting
• 1:12:50
  their little minds with like toxicity. And I was looking at them it was
• 1:12:55
  like like shrooms, you know what I mean, Like and then like I
• 1:13:00
  missed your Toes Wild Ride. Oh that slaps on trips all the little kids
• 1:13:03
  rides a little like Fairytale ones. Those ships aren't kind of trippy. I
• 1:13:06
  love him. Yeah, I even like the one that at California Adventure that
• 1:13:10
  smells the Caterpillar ride and it has sense. I'll do that on trooms,
• 1:13:14
  the Caterpillar ride. Yeah, the little caterpillar one that goes and stain.
• 1:13:16
  Maybe they took it out because the thing but I remember the step one.
• 1:13:18
  You remember it was the little caterpillar from Bugs, like, oh it's oh,
• 1:13:24
  yeah, what is it? It's fired. That's yeah, they took
• 1:13:29
  the bugs last thing out of the California Adventure. There's no bugs lafe,
• 1:13:31
  no more. No, that's Aventury. Last time I went there, bro
• 1:13:34
  like I snug her grandpa's weeding because like he couldn't get in in. He
• 1:13:40
  was like, all I am my old man. Let me bring my banana
• 1:13:43
  cushing like certain canna your banana cush and all was like stop and walked back
• 1:13:49
  in. I said, oh, we walk into the car like I walked
• 1:13:53
  fucking like down to Downtown Disney, walked back like through fucking the other entrance.
• 1:13:57
  Through the hotel and she's like, yeah, let me get in,
• 1:13:59
  and they're like okay, and there I have it. Just take a packing
• 1:14:03
  like a motherfucker. But they let me in. But I give his grandpa
• 1:14:08
  joy and now you're packing. He said, he said, you don't look
• 1:14:12
  gay to me, and I'm like, he's like, I'm just playing with
• 1:14:14
  you. So like I fucking like I had all of my balls his weed
• 1:14:17
  and I'm just like, hey, I don't mind smoking it, but that's
• 1:14:19
  all you homie. Yeah, But I'm I don't understand why people take what
• 1:14:25
  is it a weed? To Dan Parks though, Like like if you like
• 1:14:30
  I spoken on parts of the Caribbean on the Fairest California eventually the one that
• 1:14:33
  swings. I find it very hard, bro, Like you look at him
• 1:14:38
  things like, don't challenge me, bitch where exactly because I'm gonna take a
• 1:14:43
  blink when you go when you go on that ride like that, So like
• 1:14:46
  you can't just be like blowing fat clouds like that. But what what I
• 1:14:49
  like to do is I put a tiny little piece of like cushion about this
• 1:14:53
  big that's cotton in it um and like it's it's so like I blow it
• 1:14:58
  into it when I get to the top end when I'm on ride, and
• 1:15:00
  I just bring a little handpipe, a little little tiny little made by infamous.
• 1:15:04
  Yeah, okay, a handpike makes something. It makes sense. Yeah,
• 1:15:06
  bring a little spoon pipe. Not bringing like a yeah there, dude,
• 1:15:12
  No no, no, yeah, that would be that would be a
• 1:15:15
  lot. Like I don't know. I just I've seen someone break a rig
• 1:15:16
  out, like at California event back before they didn't rig yeah, back before
• 1:15:19
  that metal detectors. Some guy was sitting there taking a dab up in like
• 1:15:23
  the bushes, and I'm like, oh, you're taking a You're and he's
• 1:15:27
  like leaning this way. He guy has his coat covering it, so you're
• 1:15:29
  taking a dab bro or something and he looks back smiles at me. I'm
• 1:15:31
  like, does the public gonna have metal in it? Yeah? Yeah yeah.
• 1:15:35
  Now with metal detectors, you can only bring like I bring bottles of
• 1:15:39
  you bring bottles of wine in a coat. The Universal has like way better
• 1:15:42
  metal detectors than Disneyland though, I'll tell you, because they have the TSA
• 1:15:45
  one where like you put it through there and they fucking look through your bag
• 1:15:48
  like white see through like yeah. I used to work at Universal Broum.
• 1:15:53
  They do that to the employees too, when you go inside the park,
• 1:15:55
  So I used to have to slam beers or put them inside of They let
• 1:15:59
  you bring water things. Yeah, I mean, what are you gonna do?
• 1:16:01
  Not go to not go to work drunk? I worked night. You're
• 1:16:06
  not gonna do that. I gotta like fucking like, like I want to
• 1:16:10
  scare you. So I'm like, oh my god, I'm drunk. I'll
• 1:16:15
  sit in the shining bros. It's not like a person. Yeah you know,
• 1:16:21
  but like I don't know, you know what I mean, Like you
• 1:16:24
  go in like you just gotta figure your way. You could do it like
• 1:16:26
  I used to bring the water canteens and alcoholic little tips. Yeah, I
• 1:16:31
  mean you could fill one of these up. They don't ever check you feel
• 1:16:34
  these. You're good and if they do decide they want to sell you.
• 1:16:36
  I like to do pineapple juices to cover up, and I do rump because
• 1:16:41
  you can't really smell it's so sweet. Yeah. Well no, they don't
• 1:16:44
  sell like Barcardi anymore now now I do stro It's one sixty proof, bro.
• 1:16:49
  Uh, it's good. But yeah, that pineapple juice you can you
• 1:16:54
  can just put it in the soup and your cup. That's what I do,
• 1:16:56
  like, just because you're gonna you know, you're gonna refill it up,
• 1:16:59
  so you just put it in your supernir Carver got rolled up by police
• 1:17:01
  in the parking lot at Disneyland. I was in Pinocchio Park. I've been,
• 1:17:05
  I've been. I've been rolled up by the police. They kick you
• 1:17:08
  out for smoking. Yeah, So, like they caught us walking away from
• 1:17:12
  our car. Is at your car right there, and I'm like yeah,
• 1:17:15
  They're like, can you explain something to me. I'm like yeah, sure.
• 1:17:21
  They're like, why is there a bill of smoke coming out of your
• 1:17:25
  car? And I'm like, to be honest with you, I smoked a
• 1:17:30
  little bit of weed before I went into the park. Like that's a no
• 1:17:32
  go here. And I'm like, oh, sorry, the smoke before you
• 1:17:35
  going there, Yeah, that's a no go because I was thinking ball grips,
• 1:17:41
  Like I mean, like, you see the ball we have here was
• 1:17:43
  bigger than that. It was a zob And they walk over the wand so
• 1:17:49
  we walk over to fucking the car and they pull it out and they stick
• 1:17:53
  it on top of the car. We're sitting there. Little kids are walking
• 1:17:55
  by looking at me like fucking drug addict. And I'm like, oh man,
• 1:17:58
  it's horrible. And They're like, hey, uh, you gotta leave.
• 1:18:00
  You know you can't. You could because I said, oh, I
• 1:18:02
  have a season passed and they're like, I'm stupid out Why would you say
• 1:18:06
  that happened? They know because they asked me, like why I'm here,
• 1:18:10
  and I said, like, oh, I gotta like I was stupid.
• 1:18:12
  I was young, like I said, because I was making money back then
• 1:18:15
  doing stupid things. But like, uh, basically I told them, yeah,
• 1:18:18
  no, you know you're a season pass. And they said, all
• 1:18:20
  right, well you gotta leave today. You can't come back. And I'm
• 1:18:23
  like okay. So I went and I parked my car to an Indian restaurant
• 1:18:26
  down the road, call it curry Up and walked. I got in the
• 1:18:30
  same day. It was good. Bro, Disney don't give a fuck about
• 1:18:33
  that much. But yeah, they you kind of care. They don't want
• 1:18:35
  it in the park yet. The same day I was smoked the Haunted Mansion
• 1:18:42
  and like they stopped the ride. I thought they really stopped it for me,
• 1:18:44
  because but I told you a very little cot thing. It's a little
• 1:18:45
  like it looks like a pillow but feel fun. I take I take a
• 1:18:49
  smoke buddy to the theater. I do it it more obvious though. Yeah,
• 1:18:55
  Like they have a little the little keychain one oh with the theater.
• 1:18:57
  Yeah, yeah, like the like no, the little keychain one. Like
• 1:19:00
  you just put it in you put it in your pocket and its plastic.
• 1:19:01
  Me on game bro and it's like a smoke buddy, And I'll be in
• 1:19:05
  the I'll be in the theater and I'll be puff and tough and I'll just
• 1:19:08
  blow the smoke into a little into the it's a filter. Nothing comes out.
• 1:19:12
  And I do that shit sometimes if you're smoking in a place there's too
• 1:19:15
  many people, and you could just have a joint let and just blow the
• 1:19:17
  smoking there that way. It doesn't cause enough. I'm seeing it. You're
• 1:19:20
  just chilling. So you ever been to a movie color out him in Texas
• 1:19:26
  movie Cup? Now, I've never been in Texas. Oh man. All
• 1:19:28
  right, So they got little trays that slide up in front of you.
• 1:19:31
  And this ship is smooth. Right, I'm not gonna say what it's perfect
• 1:19:35
  for, but like if you chop certain things up into certain things, well,
• 1:19:40
  here's here's the thing. You can say. You chop up lines on
• 1:19:45
  it perfectly, and it's smooth. A tray. It's a tray. It
• 1:19:47
  slides out fronting you put a drinking it. You go buy your drinks at
• 1:19:49
  the thing. They give you tall beers. It's cool. So like I
• 1:19:53
  stopped in like they had one and see me. I don't know if it's
• 1:19:56
  still around. I drove out. It wasn't the same thing as what it
• 1:19:58
  is in Texas, but they have to beautiful trains that slide out in front
• 1:20:00
  of you chop up lines on it and stuff. I remember, I didn't
• 1:20:04
  know they had fucking uh like waiters is and shit. And this lady walks
• 1:20:10
  up the fucking aisle fucking looks at me like this and goes, hi,
• 1:20:14
  sir, can I help you something. I put up my credit cards.
• 1:20:15
  Yeah, the table like this over like fucking maybe like four lines, like
• 1:20:19
  we were getting ready. I didn't know that people are gonna come in.
• 1:20:23
  I just lay the credit card and it's like fucking uc powder sprayed out yea,
• 1:20:27
  And she goes, I'm here to take drink orders. And I had
• 1:20:30
  my beer right there, and I'm like, oh, I'm good and she's
• 1:20:32
  like, I could tell she didn't bother me the whole time. It's the
• 1:20:35
  best movie theater in the world, Dallas, Texas. You gotta go to
• 1:20:39
  Movie Coy, Dallas, Texas. I don't know. I like I like
• 1:20:44
  those. Uh. I like the theaters, like the one by Xavier House
• 1:20:46
  Xaber's House. Like look seems that shi's cool. They that they had like
• 1:20:54
  a full on restaurant that that one. They got a theme to cool your
• 1:20:57
  drink at the movie at the mall, I don't know. It's outside the
• 1:21:01
  mall. It's it's outside the mall. It's right next by shopping center.
• 1:21:06
  No reason I went there because the three tickets. I was outside smoking a
• 1:21:11
  joint. I'm outside smoking to joint. I'm outside because I got no no
• 1:21:15
  no, So I'll tell you the rundown. So there's a hotel right next
• 1:21:18
  to it. And what no, Yeah, there is a hotel. I
• 1:21:24
  guarantee. There's a Hilton across the street. And there's a Hilton right by
• 1:21:28
  that block. There's a Hilton right by that block. And between ends and
• 1:21:32
  between my parents my parents signed the house and me getting this apartment. I
• 1:21:36
  was I was hotel living. So I was living in this hotel. Vier.
• 1:21:41
  Yeah, so no, I guarantee. It's like, literally, dude,
• 1:21:44
  I walked there, Dude, come on, so I'm talking like right
• 1:21:45
  now. Oh no, So I'm at this I'm sure I'm hotel living and
• 1:21:50
  I'm at this Hilton because I got a discount from the home because Mom wris
• 1:21:55
  there. So I'm downstairs to smoke a joint and I'm smoking a joint chilling
• 1:22:00
  because I can't smoke in the hotel because it's like I just said, it's
• 1:22:01
  it's my homies mom exactly. A Usually I don't give a fuck, but
• 1:22:05
  I'm like, girl, she got me a discount. Down starts smoking,
• 1:22:10
  puffing, and then you know, like you're in the background and people just
• 1:22:14
  walking by, and one of the employees is there, you know, on
• 1:22:17
  the phone. You know they're smoking a cigarette. Employees of the movie theater.
• 1:22:21
  You know, in the movie theater I just said, is right next
• 1:22:24
  door. They're the fucking they're they're on their break, on lunch break,
• 1:22:27
  chilling, and I'm just like smoking my joint and you know, typical me
• 1:22:30
  being nice, just not showing the funk. I'm like, you want to
• 1:22:32
  hit this joint? And the guy's like for real, Like I don't give
• 1:22:36
  a fuck that you were hit this joint. So he's like, he knows
• 1:22:40
  there's no cameras are so here's to joint. He's to joint me have a
• 1:22:43
  little Calmo and like, what's up. I'm like, well, I'm Hotel
• 1:22:45
  living. You know, I'm looking for an apartment from Glendale, but I
• 1:22:47
  don't have a spinning Glendelle. Yeah, but I'm here living here because I'm
• 1:22:50
  looking at apartments. And he's like, give me five minutes. So he
• 1:22:54
  goes back and gives me like han stacks for you. Yeah, dog,
• 1:22:59
  I just don't. I got him afraid at times. No, I gave
• 1:23:01
  him to ease as fat ass as you could tell. This is how that's
• 1:23:04
  how he knows about the show, DoD. I'm telling you this is like
• 1:23:06
  I told you. I think I know you're talking. It's fancy because yeah,
• 1:23:12
  it's like thirty dollars tickets. Yeah, because it's all imax imax.
• 1:23:15
  Like I said, you're like, because I snugged beers in there rounded screen,
• 1:23:19
  yeah, everything is. Yeah, I snugged beers in there, and
• 1:23:21
  when I got there, I was like it was so cool because it has
• 1:23:24
  like a thing to keep it right cool. It's fancy. They will bring
• 1:23:29
  sushi to your they will bring sushie to your fucking to your seat. God
• 1:23:34
  damn yeah, is that type of trust me? My thing is ruining the
• 1:23:40
  movie experience. That's what I'm saying. I want that. I want to
• 1:23:43
  sneak in and likension, saying, get what you need and set the fuck
• 1:23:49
  down and watch the movie bars. Okay, ray, you're you're a movie
• 1:23:54
  guy. You're a movie guy. You're a guy that reviews movies. So
• 1:23:57
  you're telling me, do you think no one should order? I'm guessing you
• 1:24:00
  would never. You would never want to a server to come midway. I
• 1:24:03
  just look at it at the perspective of the artist. You're disrespecting the word
• 1:24:08
  by Oh you know what, I'm gonna go get some more popcorn, no
• 1:24:12
  large, get a large? What about you need to talk? It's like
• 1:24:15
  with chicken. It's it's the aesthetic too. Every laying there, you got
• 1:24:20
  nothing missing? What about lay Ask fools with small, small bladders like me,
• 1:24:25
  they gotta pee all the fucking time. Dogs, I guess you gotta
• 1:24:29
  let that slide. You gonna let You're gonna let a slide. Dog up
• 1:24:30
  and drinking all day, I gotta take a piss like eggs like you're doing
• 1:24:33
  a stand up and I'm like, you know what, I agree, I'm
• 1:24:38
  gonna get some candy right now. It's candy. That's listen. You made
• 1:24:45
  me, you made it, you made your respect what you're saying, because
• 1:24:46
  I hate people that lead during George's midst walk out, No, no,
• 1:24:50
  lead no to me. It's like I always tell people like, you know,
• 1:24:54
  I'm gonna some chick out at George's comedy show. I'm like, if
• 1:24:57
  you gotta pee, do it now, because George about go on stage and
• 1:25:00
  you're gonna do forty five Like if he can't, if he doesn't need a
• 1:25:02
  peek, you don't need a peek, right, but two, I'm talking
• 1:25:06
  two hours old. You know what I mean. It's like sometimes like you
• 1:25:10
  hold it, but no, but I understand. I completely understand what you
• 1:25:12
  mean. Right. It's disrespectful. It's disrespectful to the art. You're not.
• 1:25:15
  I completely understand. Like, no, I always stop people like,
• 1:25:18
  hey, he's about to go on, if you need to peep, go
• 1:25:19
  now. I talk all my homie. A lot of people right now he'son
• 1:25:26
  is disrespecting us, right, now I'm about to disrespect us five minutes.
• 1:25:30
  But because he's one's gone. Oh dude, that oh we're talking to him,
• 1:25:40
  all right, pe to the homie. You know he's dead, right,
• 1:25:42
  Yeah, and he died. He got a big he got his big
• 1:25:45
  dick died big dick syndrome, big dick syndrome. Yeah, yeah, dude.
• 1:25:50
  You can't have a dick that big and then have a heart at the
• 1:25:53
  same time. You can't. It's the heart or the dick. Dude,
• 1:25:58
  you a little longer, have it like that one or the other. You
• 1:26:00
  decide what living long or having a long dick. If to's option, If
• 1:26:09
  you had to be him, either you live long or you're known as the
• 1:26:12
  guy with the pen. I might die soon. I'm diing tomorrow. I'm
• 1:26:17
  die tomorrow. Dog a moderate sized dick, it's moderate. No, there's
• 1:26:25
  no I'm saying. I'm not daying your moderate. I'm not saying your moderate.
• 1:26:30
  But if you told me big dick, not early or or or like
• 1:26:35
  medium sized dick, live forever? No way? Hey what about No,
• 1:26:40
  I'm not living my whole I'm not living eighty years with a medium sized dick.
• 1:26:43
  I'm not living any years with minimize dick. What about that question about
• 1:26:45
  that Tommy, you let it? You let an aliens fuck you in the
• 1:26:50
  belly button? Or this guy han't you aliens? That's not a belly button
• 1:26:55
  f bro, he's going he's ripping through like alien like, but reverse belly
• 1:27:00
  button hurts. You ain't seen this fuckers picture if you think has a belly
• 1:27:05
  button fucking. But if the belly button is what if the aliens are packing
• 1:27:11
  twice as big aliens just come down, it's like a retractable pete. They
• 1:27:15
  probably love I say they got probed, and nobody says they got sucked in
• 1:27:19
  the ass, Like nobody, there's no all right, so a little people
• 1:27:23
  that get probed, they probably have something that goes up their ass. It's
• 1:27:26
  not like the aliens going like, but what about sex that you're getting fucked
• 1:27:31
  in the ass? Bro? Like if somebody's like an alien me in the
• 1:27:33
  ass, it's like this will force you down and he like jail raped you
• 1:27:38
  or what? No? Like yeah, like but if but nobody's gonna admit
• 1:27:41
  that. They're like, well, he probed me, and it's like probe
• 1:27:45
  what do you mean? Um, he stuck something inside of me and observed
• 1:27:49
  my innards and it's just like, but you could say that about a penis.
• 1:27:53
  What if your penis has an eye in the front. Who knows gave
• 1:27:55
  you a prostate exam? What would you do, Doug if you got abducted?
• 1:28:01
  Fucking record it and send it to sound like any problem. I'm like,
• 1:28:04
  look, dude, look, don't bla this podcast in the world.
• 1:28:08
  Would yeah, I think not even yeah, and I don't even have I
• 1:28:12
  think you'd go crazy because they would fuck with you, like they'd probably they'd
• 1:28:15
  probably pick you up and they'd leave you back however it was, and like
• 1:28:18
  you'd be going upon your day and these fools would just be in mid day
• 1:28:20
  like be like, don't forget dog, Like you could tell whoever you want,
• 1:28:25
  but you they ain't gonna be able to see it. I think they'd
• 1:28:27
  stick like something in your side. You're like, yeah, don't they put
• 1:28:30
  they put like tracking devices in you right or something like that. You know
• 1:28:31
  they're not tracking devices, but they all the people that claim to be fucking
• 1:28:36
  they say they have implants it now it would be micro things that go on
• 1:28:41
  your brain. All all those people have shit like that. Why wouldn't don't
• 1:28:45
  they say that. That's what they say, Like all the people, all
• 1:28:46
  those people they have gotten abducted, they say that they have implants, right,
• 1:28:49
  like for like foreign objects inside them. Yeah, I don't know that.
• 1:28:53
  Sh It's weird really, Like I mean, I mean females, females
• 1:28:58
  always say females always they get sessionally molested. Xavier Exavie puts the Apples digging
• 1:29:03
  his Apple Pay goes off, fucking that bro, like somebody put a microchip
• 1:29:09
  your penis. Dude, I just I lost I lost my ATM card and
• 1:29:13
  I finally start using that might as well just rip security. No no,
• 1:29:15
  no, but I finally start using that thing when you just go up to
• 1:29:18
  your phone and double click it or Apple Pay. Hey, dude, apple
• 1:29:21
  pay is the ship. Dog, you know what's crying? Fucking I've been
• 1:29:25
  using it, dog, I'm not I've been swiping your car like you feel
• 1:29:29
  like you know what blew my mind about Apple Pay the LAFC game, Dog,
• 1:29:33
  I fucking sneaking liquor there every game, right because I'm not paying their
• 1:29:36
  sucking there. They're they're made, they're crazy fees, and I'm like I
• 1:29:39
  used to go buy a coke for like four dollars or whatever, or I
• 1:29:44
  don't know if there's like three dollars, three dollars or whatever the fuck it
• 1:29:46
  is. It's a concession stand, right, It's that cut but broll.
• 1:29:49
  My girlfriend says, she's like, you know what vending machines have used Apple
• 1:29:53
  Paid's just a dollar. And I was like, what the fuck? Yeah?
• 1:29:57
  And if you can go to any other vending machines that use Apple Pay,
• 1:30:00
  the refrigerator opens, and the snack refrigerator and the fucking sodas there are,
• 1:30:02
  everything's a dollar. So fucking lafc hack for y'all. I'm just saying,
• 1:30:08
  you want to go to the game, you could get like for five
• 1:30:11
  dollars, you get like five candy bars. I can get like like for
• 1:30:14
  really, you get like so many things. So I'm sitting there like I
• 1:30:16
  have enough snacks and alcohol it though, don't you do? You do the
• 1:30:20
  pacohol like the alcohol in the pack? Yeah? Man, you can't beat
• 1:30:26
  that when you go to a game yea or a concert. Bro I got
• 1:30:29
  kicked out of a Raiders game doing that. Man, how did they know
• 1:30:30
  they pad? Yeah? I got so drunk doing that. I brought like
• 1:30:34
  four of them with me. I was just in there telling everybody from San
• 1:30:39
  Diego to go back to Sorry, everybody from the Chargers to go back to
• 1:30:43
  San Diego. I'm like going back to San Diego, Damn Chargers. And
• 1:30:47
  they're like, yeah, you Raiders fans are too much. You need to
• 1:30:50
  get out here. And it's funny thing. I was wearing a Philip Rivers
• 1:30:53
  jersey because they gave it to me for free that day. Damn, they
• 1:30:57
  just knew I was wearing Raiders. I think Xaba has a bladder infection.
• 1:31:01
  That's like a yeah, yeah, siphilist civilis. I think no, no,
• 1:31:08
  but it's a um, it's a certain kind of urinary tract infection.
• 1:31:12
  I think. God, oh, I think that's I think that's a I
• 1:31:16
  think it's gonaria. That's what they call it, right, it's apple gnarian,
• 1:31:21
  clamidia clamidia. I'm sorry, use a condom. Gonda. Is that
• 1:31:31
  guy still relevant? Dude? That guess the ship in Korea? He sells
• 1:31:35
  more, sold you, oh, dude, stadiums and and sold you.
• 1:31:42
  He's Korean. It's so good and sold you he's Korean. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:31:47
  they got open. Yeah, that's crazy. Huh. That's just kind
• 1:31:54
  of just kind of banging though when they played it, Like if you know
• 1:31:57
  what if LAFC ever plays like a friendly against like some Asian team, they
• 1:32:00
  play that ship, I'd be like, come on, man, hey they
• 1:32:06
  play want to Be Ninja? That song is the best dude. That song
• 1:32:12
  is the best dude. Due, do you guys contact that bitch yet?
• 1:32:14
  She owns a store in fucking Orange County? Just message her, I'm gonna
• 1:32:18
  show up in person. She won't. She's been on a pot maybe because
• 1:32:21
  she got trashed on Bobby Leaves. Yeah, Bobby Leaves podcast. Shit.
• 1:32:27
  But they didn't talk, Yeah they did. They called her on the phone.
• 1:32:30
  Yeah, on a best friend um or like bad friends, bad friends.
• 1:32:36
  You want to be Ninja? Yeah? Oh bro, I feel like
• 1:32:40
  she's coming and get high and you'll buy a fucking bed from her. She
• 1:32:44
  sells bed. I do need a new bed, so I might as I'm
• 1:32:45
  gonna hit her up, deliver the bed in person, be like I'll pay
• 1:32:50
  more, and then like you sneak out dressed as a ninja in an interviewer.
• 1:32:56
  No, I don't want to like surprise somebody like that. What are
• 1:32:58
  you gonna say? Ring her beds are expensive? I looked it up before.
• 1:33:01
  How much are we talking talking like more than two racks, But it's
• 1:33:05
  those it's like those best that she claims, you know, like drops do
• 1:33:11
  the best. The whole fucking frame and shit, whose basic frame. You
• 1:33:14
  have to buy the bed yourself, so you're buying the frame and everything.
• 1:33:17
  Yeah, but you still have to buy the bed. Bed's extra and you
• 1:33:20
  can buy you need to put a temperpetic or whatever the fuck you put on
• 1:33:24
  it, damn, but you can put it up. Want to be knie
• 1:33:30
  job. I'm a recycled bed. Would you have a water bed? They're
• 1:33:34
  so you're talking the micro they're so bad for your back. Yeah, really
• 1:33:40
  I would love you'll you'll get schooliosis, have schoolios. I'd get it worse.
• 1:33:45
  What scoliosis is that like Parkinson's their backs curved? Dude, Yeah,
• 1:33:48
  you never took a schooliosis tests. Thrown up. No, it's not stand
• 1:33:51
  up straight. And they pushed me up against the thing. I'm six one,
• 1:33:55
  I stand like this, I'm like five eleven, six foot like,
• 1:33:58
  and I wouldn't be proud about that. No, it's saying no, that's
• 1:34:00
  how you gotta get adjusted. Yeah, no, I've been, but like
• 1:34:04
  I got into a boat accident because I was I was fishing and a boat
• 1:34:08
  accident. I don't sounds how the white, but like like how many boats
• 1:34:13
  were in this water? No? Like, yeah it was. And I
• 1:34:15
  was fishing and I slid down these I slipped on fish guts going up like
• 1:34:19
  I was trying to go to the top deck like we all cool, I
• 1:34:23
  was climbing the ladder. I was like, and I slipped down. I
• 1:34:25
  slipped on fish guts and like I layed the standing straight up and I was
• 1:34:28
  like yeah, and they had to take me back, like you ruined a
• 1:34:30
  rock fishing trip, and like this guy, you smell how'd you smell?
• 1:34:35
  How did it smell? Yeah? Probably horrible, like butthole. I'd imagine
• 1:34:41
  like rotten if you would have't like if you would have like fallen the water
• 1:34:45
  shark time. No. But here's the thing, like it was for sure
• 1:34:48
  about it. It was like fucking Channel islands. We were in that area
• 1:34:53
  looking for fish because we sailed out of Oxnard, and Oxnard's got some like
• 1:34:57
  great fishing, but like when you go a lit little bit out, oh
• 1:35:00
  my god, I don't know if you guys are into fishing. I always
• 1:35:03
  wanted to water. Bro let's go. I don't like the water. One
• 1:35:10
  other time we went, we made sevica out of this fish we got there.
• 1:35:13
  I mean, that's amazing right there. Yeah, I'm done with that
• 1:35:19
  lime olive oil like Toronto peppers. It was the best thing we've ever had
• 1:35:25
  in my life. And you're like, not supposed to eat it? Wrong?
• 1:35:28
  Well, they said you're supposed to freeze it. But like this guy
• 1:35:30
  says, like, no, these don't get parasites, these fish, because
• 1:35:32
  like what they eat or some shit. This guy thought he was an expert,
• 1:35:35
  and he was kind of red beard. That's why I said I wouldn't
• 1:35:38
  recommend it. But like he was like sitting here all like winning Rome Dog,
• 1:35:43
  winning room. Shut the fuck up, and you listen to the guy
• 1:35:45
  that's right there, Yeah, fucking about you look at her. Listen mister
• 1:35:53
  clamydia over here. I'll tell you what. I didn't get sick from it.
• 1:35:58
  I actually I went in Rome my I said winning wrong I got the
• 1:36:02
  last time I came out from cooking some random fish we caught that nobody knew
• 1:36:06
  what it was. They're just like, what is this? And I'm like,
• 1:36:10
  it's gonna be good like, I just fried it up and I put
• 1:36:15
  the tap of tea on it and that's it. And it was horrible and
• 1:36:16
  I got really sick. You didn't know that what kills chlamidia. That's should
• 1:36:26
  have put it on the apple if you ever want to put it. If
• 1:36:28
  you ever think a girl has chlamidia, just top of teal that bitch up
• 1:36:31
  and then you hit it, you're gonna go, yo, you know what,
• 1:36:34
  You're gonna playing bearhood. But you're good with you now. I'm not
• 1:36:39
  making it up when I say you have her pies. If that's what you're
• 1:36:43
  Yeah, we have a seven. One day, I'm gonna bringing like somebody,
• 1:36:45
  like like a physician. I'm gonna bring it up and be like,
• 1:36:49
  yo, can you let us know who's retarded? I thought, what a
• 1:36:53
  physicians for? Dude? Who's on the sprinkt I love how you're like the
• 1:36:57
  love night college graduate over here that much you and day? How about you?
• 1:37:00
  You're mad that Joe Biden didn't come through. You're mad Joe Biden didn't
• 1:37:03
  come through your twenty three grand. First off, you guys, it wasn't
• 1:37:05
  Joe Biden. It was a Republican come by for comedians. They're gonna fuck
• 1:37:10
  all of us up. We're just we'd all you look stupid. You'd look
• 1:37:13
  stupid at this moment right now. You can't be high and drunk and talk
• 1:37:15
  to somebody about where your IQ is. Yeah he's talking about YouTube. Yeah
• 1:37:24
  all they're coming here like you guys got mental issues and mommy problems. And
• 1:37:30
  then all I gotta do is pointing, like ask him, whose those hello?
• 1:37:33
  I'm pointing out to get the fucking enough takes. Yeah, Bro,
• 1:37:36
  but my brain is still fucking smarter than yours on paper all day. Who
• 1:37:42
  wins up bowling? I feel like that's a smart man. I've been playing.
• 1:37:45
  I'll kick. You're asking you don't got way under the ball. It's
• 1:37:49
  not it's not about way. Way. It's not about way, Bro.
• 1:37:53
  I learned that the hard way. It's not about way. It is literally
• 1:37:56
  ber ball. Yeah, it is literally fucking skill to fucking know how to
• 1:38:00
  finesse that ship in that lane. Bro, You not what I do with
• 1:38:01
  mine? I go, I do that whooped whoop thing where it goes like
• 1:38:04
  you never even played, Bro? I played, Bro, you'd be good
• 1:38:09
  at it. Bro. My hotel, how to me alley, my home
• 1:38:12
  toil had a bowling on. It's all we had to do for coom in
• 1:38:14
  it. I'm not gonna put money on it. What's your average? But
• 1:38:16
  I can get a strike, I said about for sure. I'm lying,
• 1:38:20
  like I know, bro, it's probably good. I don't put money.
• 1:38:24
  I get a strike on twelve rounds, I can I get one strike?
• 1:38:28
  No, one strike with bumpers, no, no bumper All right? If
• 1:38:30
  you look what a bet with bumpers? All right? Help me out.
• 1:38:32
  Yeah, with bumpers, twenty bucks. I actually can hit it with bumpers.
• 1:38:35
  Yeah there, everybody, twenty bucks. Thank Garrett, Thank you guys.
• 1:38:39
  Have you ever missed with bumpers? I have, yo, dude,
• 1:38:43
  Like it goes and then at the end it goes to the side like fuck,
• 1:38:45
  bum bumpers, bumps. Oh oh yeah. Let's have somebody old at
• 1:38:49
  the bowling alley. Me and Bill will do bumps and bumpers. That's cool.
• 1:38:55
  You gotta leave. You guys can buck it. You guys can do
• 1:39:00
  home music that they y'all playing in the bowling alley. I'm with it.
• 1:39:03
  You get a strike, you get a bump, let's do it some bowling,
• 1:39:10
  some bowling alleys. Ain't that clolo for a strike for a fucking non
• 1:39:16
  the non bowl, the non cool looking bowling alleys. Those are like the
• 1:39:18
  cheapest ones. Those are the best ones to go practice. I like the
• 1:39:21
  one Highland Parks. Where's that like hipster one? I haven't. I haven't
• 1:39:25
  been to that one. I go to go to Forest, I go to
• 1:39:29
  Valencia Lanes, and then I go to h Metro Bowling or something like that.
• 1:39:32
  Uh it's it's somewhere in a mid city. I've been going to a
• 1:39:36
  few of them, but that's like one of the things I found myself,
• 1:39:39
  like just it's fun. I like doing that. I'll get like fucking five
• 1:39:43
  games in a row, or like just right off the bat and just keep
• 1:39:45
  playing. Go down to I mean, I know it sounds kind of cliche,
• 1:39:48
  but the Bolero down off Venture Boulevards slaps dude. I think that's the
• 1:39:54
  one I went, not last week, but they have different locations, right
• 1:39:57
  and one off and um West Windows. Yeah, yeah, that's the when
• 1:40:00
  I went to. Yeah, what is fun? Yeah that one is fun
• 1:40:02
  that it feels like you're in the Big Lebowski. Yes it does. And
• 1:40:06
  then they have the lights off too and ship yea yeah, yeah, That
• 1:40:11
  place is called how long they closed down the Chucky Cheese we're talking about last
• 1:40:14
  time, by the way, the one in receipt I was telling you about
• 1:40:16
  the oldest one. Yeah, they close it. Yeah dude, Oh they
• 1:40:19
  didn't close it. They remodeled it. Bumbs live there now. Yeah,
• 1:40:23
  well no, now it's the stupid ass fucking tweaked out, like the Chucky
• 1:40:27
  doesn't look like Chucky. He looks yeah you know. Yeah, they make
• 1:40:30
  him look weird. They made him look all scrawny and shit, they make
• 1:40:32
  him the exavier you chuck, The new Chucky Cheese does look like Exavier.
• 1:40:40
  Bro. It's a representation. It's a representation of one picture. And then
• 1:40:51
  put up a picture of eggs. You would take a good signed dog.
• 1:41:00
  If you're a fat foods, if you're a fat fast food joint, you
• 1:41:02
  want your masks not to be fat. You want the other Chucky wasn't fat
• 1:41:06
  before it, though, you want you get whatever. He wasn't fat though.
• 1:41:10
  Chucky wasn't fat. Chubby was like McDonald's not fat either. I think
• 1:41:15
  if if I would want the photo be fat, like, look that's what
• 1:41:17
  he had gramdmas for. Gramdma's aid everything point good point. He tried to
• 1:41:21
  part and shake. Anybody try it? No, I want to try it.
• 1:41:24
  Slaps, bro. Yeah, it's like blueberry ish, so like,
• 1:41:28
  oh look there it is. That's what you looked like, Zaber. Yeah,
• 1:41:31
  dude, I do look like. That's what you dressed like to dude.
• 1:41:38
  Put a jersey. Put put a jersey on that rad dude. That's
• 1:41:43
  a Xavier dude. I give it to his hipster is fun though. I
• 1:41:45
  like it Old Chucky, that was not you, but the one that food
• 1:41:48
  gets more pussy than the old one though. Well, I mean who we
• 1:41:53
  are. He's fucking that cheerleader for sure. Yeah that guys. Yeah,
• 1:41:57
  dude, he's got a guitar for a reason. He knows what the guitars
• 1:41:59
  for to get pussy ripping shredding dude, pasquality the racist Italian fucking belly buttons
• 1:42:06
  dude, Yeah, bro, but they have they're bringing all those old characters
• 1:42:12
  back mc that's what McDonald's doing. They released the commercial with with the bird
• 1:42:15
  beach the bird bitch. Yeah all right, I don't know who the bird
• 1:42:19
  bitch is either. Yeah, the other bitch that was there in the McDonald's
• 1:42:23
  and French grew birdbitch. Yeah, McDonald's spawns like she was. She was
• 1:42:30
  like some yellow bird girl. Or like, so I'm the typing McDonald's bird
• 1:42:33
  bitch, I'll see what type come up, come up in birdbitch, will
• 1:42:41
  come up all right, McDonald's bird. She's all yellow. She has like
• 1:42:45
  Birdie the early bird. Oh yeah, so when you are bird? Yeah,
• 1:42:55
  dude, I type in the way he's on set A dude, he
• 1:42:57
  said, birdbitch McDonald when so when I ordered the first thing? So when
• 1:43:01
  I are like with chicken fat um, you have to order their meal?
• 1:43:08
  Is that what I'm ordering? Well, no, you order chicken fat I
• 1:43:11
  don't know what I was gonna order. I'm not like you don't go to
• 1:43:14
  McDonald's. Dis g I don't eat that garbage. Bro, He's like,
• 1:43:20
  yeah, this one. I don't need garbage garbage drinks. I guess sauce.
• 1:43:26
  What what is heat? Right? I don't need that ship right,
• 1:43:29
  I've not seen a meat. No. But like when we went to Know,
• 1:43:30
  when we went when we went to fucking up White Castle, I looked
• 1:43:34
  at these falls. I mean, like, y'all fules are discussed, you
• 1:43:36
  might as well eat cancer, Like can you name but your drinking. What
• 1:43:42
  would the easily bad thing about me? I never thought about it that deep.
• 1:43:45
  I can't name my order though, like I just like I just I
• 1:43:48
  like a quarter pounder. That's fine, but well that's what ever he picks
• 1:43:51
  to meet doubles sweet and sour sauce and all the sweet and sour slash with
• 1:44:00
  the large fries. Dude, there's only one place I can order. That's
• 1:44:02
  a fat foos bathroods dry. I don't even leave her look at the man
• 1:44:06
  jack in the box because there was one in like all serve my hometown.
• 1:44:10
  It's a fucking ultimate bacon cheeseburger sub the fries. I don't give a fuck
• 1:44:14
  for stuff tallapanos and then I still do water, great for it. Give
• 1:44:18
  the chicken milk shaking. You were sucking abilities at it. She could finish
• 1:44:23
  that milkshake. She's good to go, you know what I'm saying. Those
• 1:44:26
  things are hard. Then she's bad. But then she's like then she got
• 1:44:30
  like that sweet toos and that's not good for blow jobs. I mean,
• 1:44:34
  why is it not good for blow jobs? That makes no sense. She
• 1:44:38
  needs some water in her mouth. We don't know the hydrated water. God
• 1:44:41
  damn. Yeah, like a store, Like damn, Xavier like how fucking
• 1:44:45
  yeah? Like get her some water? Xavier is like, no, one,
• 1:44:49
  I'm gonna have to buy water later, Like you're such a cheap skate,
• 1:44:53
  Exaber, get her up pH water too, bro, fucking the alkaline.
• 1:44:57
  Don't forget a Texas Xavier all summer to to leave his acon for his
• 1:45:00
  dog. Because I know it's not all. I'm a man, I'm a
• 1:45:03
  post to fucking build on my fucking ac unit and that you guys, fucking
• 1:45:08
  bro, it's more of the pats a standard fucking bill. No, wait,
• 1:45:11
  this isn't for a person. It's just like four hundred bucks for one
• 1:45:14
  person foreign bus for a single four it's a lot. Yeah, because my
• 1:45:19
  fucking dog and he still won't stop texting. Check this out. It's it's
• 1:45:24
  all because your ass is playing poker all night and leave the light on.
• 1:45:27
  I got a great idea. What if since you have the tickets to go,
• 1:45:30
  but if he films outside with the people going in, and he dresses
• 1:45:33
  up and he does the outside filming, you do the inside filming. Now
• 1:45:36
  he has to go inside and keep his word. Damn it. You're right,
• 1:45:40
  you're right. You gotta keep your word, dog. Yeah. To
• 1:45:43
  be honest with you, you always seemed like I had like like I'm I'm
• 1:45:45
  a post on patreons every single time my message and saying hey food, get
• 1:45:49
  these tickets and the date because I have it. That's the reason I was
• 1:45:53
  nice about it. That was now not the first five times when I when
• 1:45:57
  I mentioned that to him, these lines out those are the type of people
• 1:46:00
  that resell tickets, anime, Con're not even stop hub. Yeah, well,
• 1:46:06
  and I and I don't mind buying resell dog, I bought, I
• 1:46:11
  paid. I paid almost a thousand bus my ADC ticket and those not.
• 1:46:15
  I'll stop out all prop If you can't find it, then you can't.
• 1:46:18
  I went to day trip. I went to day trip. You know how
• 1:46:20
  much I paid for my day trip tickets one day? I don't paid for
• 1:46:25
  this reset one that find resell find me one, find me one. I
• 1:46:29
  won't drop I'm all that money dropping an eight ball on it. I'll drop
• 1:46:32
  an a ball on it. Not get it for like I get it for
• 1:46:35
  like one twenty how much you said I was thinking from urban from Murban.
• 1:46:45
  You want me to call it magic sauce right now and ask him hopefully he's
• 1:46:46
  not getting bag. I'm a comrade. I was like, not after you,
• 1:46:49
  and not after you let him know that everybody that he likes being pegged.
• 1:46:51
  I'm a cammrad. Now I'm like magic. Well, if he's if
• 1:46:56
  he's picking up, that means he's not getting packed. So let's call him,
• 1:46:58
  oh cocaine and as you look like him without the thing stitches put that
• 1:47:08
  bricket. What do you mean they're not for resai? I typed an anime
• 1:47:12
  expo on fucking off and you got no on off. There's hell a fucking
• 1:47:17
  ticket. Stop stop stop stop offer up a sketchy I said, stop up,
• 1:47:25
  I fucking stop up stop. I agree, guarantee you all the ticket
• 1:47:29
  when I got rob on offer. You can register these tickets, just not
• 1:47:32
  like you, because they're not scampable, because once you're scatter it, you
• 1:47:35
  register it, bro, because I'll show you. I'll buy six hundred dollars
• 1:47:39
  ticket on stop up because I know they gar they protect your ticket. Yeah,
• 1:47:43
  I'm just saying. I'm not saying I'm not wanting to drop it,
• 1:47:45
  but I'm not buying three hundred ticket, buying like two hundred bucks. But
• 1:47:47
  you said an eight ball a good eight ballo hundred bucks balls to bait ball
• 1:47:55
  you got no, Yeah, that's like five right now, the nonfensional kind.
• 1:48:02
  I don't know, Xavier. All I'm saying is that you have the
• 1:48:05
  fucking chance to buy them on fucking offer. Fucking get Look are you serious?
• 1:48:13
  Bro? Hey? What if I'm looking at all these people are like,
• 1:48:15
  yo, I can't go no more? Are you giving me mushrooms?
• 1:48:17
  I mean I'm probably got. I want to have like my five senses.
• 1:48:20
  That sounds fun. See that sounds more fun. There we go. We're
• 1:48:26
  stinking drinks, were stinking drinks in Yeah, all right, I didn't do
• 1:48:30
  it. I think I'm going. I'm gonna pull up. I don't care
• 1:48:32
  number sneaking. How long we're gonna be there. We're not gonna be there
• 1:48:35
  all six hours, right, I mean I'm gonna be there for a minute.
• 1:48:39
  You can eat more. I like, how you eating an apple right
• 1:48:43
  now? I just didn't hold them. My stomach was hurting, ducking Xaviers
• 1:48:47
  looking at you like God, damn at that apple looks good. Yeah,
• 1:48:50
  my teeth ain't gonna hurt either. I was trapped, brog. I don't
• 1:48:56
  think I think there was pesticides on it or something. I think you're hello
• 1:49:00
  up from it. I think that you're like you need to flush your body
• 1:49:02
  out with some sort of lemonade. And I go to the maple syrup.
• 1:49:08
  I go to the sunoline. Actually you don't believe it or not bleach,
• 1:49:11
  use bleach. It'll be fine. Yeah, I feel like you have a
• 1:49:14
  little lemonade and maple syrup. You'd be good. Just keep pissing it out.
• 1:49:16
  Use come, dude, you always feel like much clear after you come
• 1:49:24
  to, like you take a ship and you come and you're done, Like
• 1:49:26
  none of the chemicals in your body, you know what I mean. I'm
• 1:49:30
  not a girl. Tell me that I taste like chemicals. But it was
• 1:49:32
  like a long weekend of parting, and I think she knew to them.
• 1:49:35
  And I was like, oh, well that sucks for you. Probably she
• 1:49:38
  had a little fucking coke residue. Yeah that's a bitch. Yeah, you
• 1:49:43
  got the drip right now. Don't blame me, that's stupid. Yeah,
• 1:49:45
  yeah, that bitch over here blaming me. You got them in there like
• 1:49:48
  an animal a you you would poison it. Actually, I'm not sure.
• 1:49:51
  I don't want to stand behind that. I'm not sure. Thank you.
• 1:49:55
  You don't stand behind that. That's the home right here. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:49:57
  I don't stand behind that. I'm not that bad. You would point
• 1:50:00
  this isn't fucking I'm not a fucking an animal that died in the fucking nuclear
• 1:50:03
  explosion. Bro, you would kill you if if a fucking if, if
• 1:50:09
  a shark gave you that shark's dying. You think I'm as bad as that
• 1:50:12
  fit those fishes in the fucking and the Simpsons. Fucking hey, blake,
• 1:50:15
  do you think that I'm not bad? If you grow me up? You
• 1:50:17
  got what kind of do you think? Fuck? Do these guys that popped
• 1:50:21
  out of the like their corpses that popped out of the submarine, what kind
• 1:50:25
  of fish? You know? What? Fish was fucking them? At some
• 1:50:28
  point he was eating them. I want to say it like they probably got
• 1:50:30
  eight by like tunas, dude, but like like dolphins are pervs. I
• 1:50:33
  can see him down there, just like slipping it in. You don't think
• 1:50:39
  nah, I like to imagine those buildings probably are raped by dolphins, probably
• 1:50:43
  like octopus, Like an octopus will fuck a body up sticking in this little
• 1:50:46
  tenant like people like they fucking they eat shit in their beat dude, they
• 1:50:50
  can chomp through bones and shit like an octopus. They you don't joke,
• 1:50:54
  a big octopus or a little, dude, big and little octopus. They
• 1:50:58
  can like they can have beaks. Yeah, a squid like a squid as
• 1:51:01
  a beak, a huge beak. The squids and that ship could cut through
• 1:51:05
  bones type of shit. Yeah, I know squids have beaks, but ah
• 1:51:10
  shit, yeah, imagine getting fucked by us. That's why we make that's
• 1:51:14
  why he makes each out Japanese chicken a fucking manga. Hey, but by
• 1:51:18
  the way, what is it? Um Rox Sampson was not here today and
• 1:51:23
  there will not be a closeout. I want to thank Drunken Stoner for coming
• 1:51:26
  on by the show today. Come coming back on here, and he shout
• 1:51:29
  outs drunken Stoner, who I was cut off with the octopus fucking right?
• 1:51:33
  That was no, no, no, it's it's it's too much, all
• 1:51:38
  right, No I felt it. I don't well, you know, no,
• 1:51:41
  back though, you know that that fucking uh submarine thing, that ship
• 1:51:46
  was gone because like the PSI and I was like looking that shit into it
• 1:51:49
  like they, I mean, he was bringing up they literally dialect in seconds.
• 1:51:54
  Yeah, like a cane. They said, like, yeah, he
• 1:51:58
  came out there was they were gel that was washed out like toothpaste almost damn
• 1:52:01
  yeah man, yeah that had which technically means I looked it up and means
• 1:52:09
  I imagine like two trucks, like two silverados on top of each other all
• 1:52:14
  and like one by one inch of pressure all around it. It's a lot
• 1:52:18
  of fun, Like it's impossible to host down that pressure. Why would PlayStation
• 1:52:24
  control that was off brand? You know, they all sign a waiver.
• 1:52:26
  They all signed a waiver though, like they're not gonna be able to see
• 1:52:29
  this company. They all signed a waiver like a rude like I don't know,
• 1:52:31
  I don't know billionaires, but every time somebody who has money dies,
• 1:52:38
  it's kind of unless it's Robin Williams or like Anthony Bourday, and then it's
• 1:52:41
  like, you know, everybody else, it's like, oh, so sad
• 1:52:45
  you you had the opportunity to live healthfully. You want to live on the
• 1:52:48
  edge, not going to the ocean. Fuck the ocean, man, I'm
• 1:52:53
  not into that. I don't even like cruising that much. I don't really
• 1:52:56
  what the ocean tell where they can have signed up for the fucking festival if
• 1:53:00
  they want to. If you're they're a comic out there, let them know
• 1:53:03
  what's up. Hey guys, So, like I said, Drunken Stonefest October
• 1:53:08
  twentieth and twenty first camping, it's gonna be out in the high desert.
• 1:53:12
  It's gonna be amazing. Joshua Trees, all that shit. If you want
• 1:53:15
  to sign up comedians, it's gonna be at the Drunkenstoner dot com one word,
• 1:53:20
  the Drunkenstoner dot com or you could. You could send me submissions,
• 1:53:26
  but I'll direct you the same place at the drunken Stoner on Instagram. But
• 1:53:31
  yeah, come on through. It's gonna be a good time. I'm sure
• 1:53:33
  every I mean, whoever doesn't come out, it's gonna be missing out.
• 1:53:36
  This is gonna be like the Coachella comedies would be like the Burning Man in
• 1:53:40
  comedy, but we're gonna be burning something else. You know. Let's be
• 1:53:43
  a little more fun stannary. It's gonna be fun. Lots of great comedians,
• 1:53:47
  lots of cool people. We're gonna have extreme rose Battle. We're gonna
• 1:53:50
  comedians beating the funk out of each other again and next in the high heat.
• 1:53:56
  An amazing time, right, the week. By then I'll be able
• 1:53:58
  to fight anybody. Doc by then, Dog, By then you're gonna be
• 1:54:02
  se the sun is gonna kill you. Just kidding, nobody like the sun
• 1:54:08
  is gonna kill you out there, Bro, you're talking about Dog. I'll
• 1:54:11
  tell you what Exg's come in. He's gonna have a sick lineup. Um.
• 1:54:14
  I hope e Zone comes out kicks it with us, and or if
• 1:54:16
  he wants to put a lineup together, I would just go chill because that's
• 1:54:19
  what I do, not want to work out. I can't party and do
• 1:54:23
  some acid with us. It's too hot for me, little fat. Yeah,
• 1:54:27
  it's hot. And we got you know, we got like I said,
• 1:54:29
  you could buy the VIP tickets. We're gonna have catered food there.
• 1:54:30
  We're gonna have sushi fried. The best chicken wings in Los Angeles are gonna
• 1:54:35
  be there. We got you know, medicated tacos. We're gonna have mushrooms
• 1:54:42
  just for you people. We're gonna have a mushroom the cheeseburgers, which you're
• 1:54:45
  gonna be pretty good. I'm not gonna say what kind of mushrooms, but
• 1:54:48
  really good kind the kind of mushrooms you want to eat on a cheeseburger.
• 1:54:53
  Yeah, really good ones. Uh and that's it man, you guys come
• 1:54:57
  on out, have a good time. It's gonna be the biggest comedy all
• 1:55:00
  the paper. It is like, I don't take challenges lightly. I was
• 1:55:01
  like, oh this, they have two hundred comedians. Okay, I'll get
• 1:55:04
  two hundred and fifty, fuck you, and I'm gonna do it two days.
• 1:55:09
  Yeah, So that's how we do it. I know two hundred and
• 1:55:12
  fifty comedians. Personally, I just fucking message people. If I want to
• 1:55:15
  fuck We'll just fucking make this happen. We already got like one hundred eighty
• 1:55:18
  books. So if you guys want to get in, send it now.
• 1:55:23
  This is like the last couple of weeks you could send in. But then
• 1:55:25
  it's nothing other than that. Le gonna turn it back to zone. Actually,
• 1:55:30
  hit that light bun. Subscribe, hit that light bun. Alrighty,
• 1:55:34
  what's up? You got that some new new movies? No, I'm just
• 1:55:40
  asking a yeah, and he shout outs as a drunken stone or if you're
• 1:55:45
  coming through, man, that's right, man. Check out my web I'm
• 1:55:51
  married, dude. Hey, check out my website. Morrishaw Films dot CEO
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  he Zone. Thank you for tuning in. Thank you Drunken Stoner for stopping
• 1:56:01
  by and coming on joining us again. Don't forget to get your tickets for
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  July fifteenth. But is it High and Hungry dot event bright dot com.
• 1:56:10
  Make sure you guys get tickets for that's gonna be a great High and Hungry
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  pop up, a lot of great vendors, music, beer, garden,
• 1:56:16
  smoking section, curated menu. It's gonna be great. It's gonna be a
• 1:56:20
  good time. It's the first one out of many that we will be doing
• 1:56:25
  for you guys for the High Hungry experience. So and make sure you guys
• 1:56:28
  registered for your tickets. Now I see some of you guys. You guys
• 1:56:30
  are sleeping. I'm you know there is a cutoff, So just letting you
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  guys know that will not be tickets at the door and h yeah, make
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  sure you guys come hydrated that day. It's July fifteenth also, but at
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  two o'clock, we will have the new episode of High and Hungry coming on
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  featuring Fire. What is it smoking? Fire in Las Vegas? It's an
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  episode featuring Steph Tone from the Deft Tones, and we went We're out there
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  in Las Vegas, So make sure you guys two o'clock tune in to the
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  b Real TV YouTube and see there see the new episode. With that being
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  said, was see you guys on Wednesday. Whoam