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COLD CUTS: On A CRACKER FINAL · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Whole Aching Big Show with Jon, Mike and Kyzy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 2: Pink Floyd there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. This
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  Speaker 2: beautiful Tuesday evening fellas something very strange happened to.
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  Speaker 3: Me today, A strange encounter, no strange.
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  Speaker 4: Encounters of the.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I suppose in a weird kind of way, it
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  Speaker 2: was a strange encounter.
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  Speaker 5: But luckily you played the thing then.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I didn't really encounter the other thing that was
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  Speaker 2: going on. Usually with my strange encounters, it's with a
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  Speaker 2: human being, yes, and they say weird stuff to me.
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  Speaker 6: But you can encounter have an encounter with an animal
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  Speaker 6: or you know, with a freakin I don't know alien.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you what I had an encounter with.
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  Speaker 2: I was sitting out of my deck there, my little
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  Speaker 2: cutoff denims and my crops, sucking on my vight, watching
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  Speaker 2: a bit of political stuff Efan and Jeff and quietly
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  Speaker 2: to myself, and I heard this weird noise and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, what the is you see? Come on, Keezy,
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  Speaker 2: come on man, what is that? I said to myself.
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  Speaker 2: And it was kind of electrical, yes, but I couldn't
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  Speaker 2: quite play it can you.
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  Speaker 6: Do an imitation of the noise for us ogling?
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  Speaker 2: It was more it was more of a.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like that sounds mechanical.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, And so somewhat befuddled, I wandered out into.
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  Speaker 3: My lawn, which is into your lawn.
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  Speaker 4: Onto my lawn. Now, I had my denims on man cut.
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  Speaker 3: Off and it's crocs and I've had a big, big.
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  Speaker 2: Lawn, by the way, so there's plenty of space for
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  Speaker 2: me to view stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I've heard that you've got a massive lawn and a
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  Speaker 3: tiny dick.
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  Speaker 2: And above me, about probably fifty meters in the air,
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  Speaker 2: a drone.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow. Oh that's annoying because everywhere nowadays.
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  Speaker 4: Right above my house.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, my god, what's a drone doing
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  Speaker 2: right above my house? And I found a very off
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  Speaker 2: pudding But then it sort of tilted a little bit
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  Speaker 2: and would go away about ten meters and then come
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  Speaker 2: back again right and it did that for about ten minutes.
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  Speaker 4: What's going on there?
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  Speaker 5: Wow? Umm, it might have been shooting a real estate video.
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  Speaker 4: So someone's trying to sell my.
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  Speaker 7: House somebody else's hopefully it was pointing in its camera
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  Speaker 7: somewhere else. Oh okay, yeah, maybe shooting directly down, maybe
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  Speaker 7: shooting at a forty five?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because where do they have the camera.
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  Speaker 5: And a drone on the underside?
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, because it was literally directly above.
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  Speaker 4: I've got a video of it.
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  Speaker 3: It's not pointing straight down. It's not a bit of
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  Speaker 3: bird's eye view.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, so it wasn't It was definitely a drone.
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  Speaker 3: Well it's sort of what did it look like?
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  Speaker 2: Oh it was black?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I had a bit of white on it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, a bit of white okay, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like whoa yeah yeah, and then I
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  Speaker 2: had little propellers on it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well more kind of wings, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 5: Drone with wings?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, drones have wings, don't they?
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  Speaker 5: They do? Will some of them do?
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  Speaker 7: Those are more of the military style ones because they
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  Speaker 7: much beggar, you see, the US would have those. They
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  Speaker 7: go out a real height like in Pluribus. They have
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  Speaker 7: drones on Blurribus. They do very high.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The fex wing yeah, fixed wings, fix.
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  Speaker 4: Wing, not unlike they moved.
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  Speaker 2: They flapped, well, they flapped, yeah, but I mean drones
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  Speaker 2: have flappy wings, don't they. That?
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  Speaker 3: Other than the Pluribus drones. I don't think so. I
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  Speaker 3: think you're describing a beer.
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  Speaker 5: It sounds like a toy with that white But was
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  Speaker 5: it a toy?
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  Speaker 3: Was it like sort of greeny in the sunlight.
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  Speaker 2: No, it was black right and had white sort of
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  Speaker 2: down the chest.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a that sounds like a toy.
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  Speaker 3: Sounds like a seagull. Was it a sea gull?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 5: It wasn't a penguin, was it?
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  Speaker 4: What can they fly?
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  Speaker 3: You tell me a penguin was lying over your house.
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  Speaker 2: But the weird thing was it flew off and went
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  Speaker 2: into a tree and just stayed there on Back to
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  Speaker 2: its drone nest for.
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  Speaker 2: good a David?
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  Speaker 4: Your may a Barstard? How's live? Yeah? Thanks?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: On your way home? Are you David?
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  Speaker 1: I am pulled over to take a call.
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  Speaker 7: Have you Have you done an honor s Day's work
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  Speaker 7: for an honor Stay's dollar?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I think I have.
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  Speaker 5: What do you do for a cross? Are you sick?
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  Speaker 2: Manager?
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  Speaker 5: There? We do?
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  Speaker 4: Finance man?
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  Speaker 2: Actually I need one of those. Maybe David and I
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  Speaker 2: can have a little check. Well, I just we were
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  Speaker 2: just talking about financial financial managers before. So hey, David,
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  Speaker 2: if you won, who would you take with you? Well,
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  Speaker 2: my son would be horribly upset because he's a massive
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  Speaker 2: Green Day fan, right, but I probably still have to
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  Speaker 2: take the missus.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah that's the one man, No, diffinitely mean yeah, fair
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  Speaker 5: enough Dave.
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  Speaker 6: Ye.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: The trick is I think Green.
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  Speaker 7: Day play last on the the last ones, you know
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  Speaker 7: the headline in the show. So if you tell your
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  Speaker 7: son that you went went along but then you went
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  Speaker 7: home before Green Day, man, he'd be stoked.
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  Speaker 2: Watching the cricket at the same time, bluddy beautiful down
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  Speaker 2: there today, mate.
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  Speaker 1: How of the day?
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  Speaker 7: Especially up on the coffee coast.
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  Speaker 3: That's a trick man, know, Hey, Hayen, I've always wondered this.
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  Speaker 3: What do you do for a crust?
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  Speaker 6: I'm a builder.
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  Speaker 2: I could use a build around my place, just in
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  Speaker 2: terms of my dick and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Hayden, who would you take with your mate?
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  Speaker 7: I think I'd have to make one of the boys
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  Speaker 7: scrap it out.
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  Speaker 3: I think, yeah, it's one of the boys out for
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  Speaker 3: here to pick.
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  Speaker 7: Men.
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  Speaker 3: Who would you choose?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, man, hard Just say it, man and
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  Speaker 5: then you know that you love it.
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  Speaker 6: I can't put it out there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I get you. I get you, all right, mate?
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  Speaker 4: Will you stay on the line and Puck Sam will
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  Speaker 4: take care of you? All right?
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  Speaker 2: I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 5: Good on your mate, mate.
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  Speaker 6: you could go see Green Day, Live, Cage the Elephant,
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  Speaker 3: You and La thanks to New Zealand. It's good eating.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is so good, so good.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, he's been a t rex.
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  Speaker 2: this Wednesday evening the time five forty four.
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  Speaker 6: Hey earlier and the show fellas. We offered the listeners
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  Speaker 6: the chance to text through on three four eight three
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  Speaker 6: what they'd like for Christmas from Santa. Yes, and then
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  Speaker 6: we would have a word to Santa and just see
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  Speaker 6: if we can make it happen. Keep those texts coming through.
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  Speaker 6: By the way, we're going to read more out after six.
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  Speaker 3: In the meantime. Over the weekend, I just dooe to doos.
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  Speaker 6: I discovered quite an interesting idea for Christmas. A friend
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  Speaker 6: of ours made homemade Christmas crackers. Homemade home made Christmas crackers, Yes,
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  Speaker 6: And the thing I liked about it was they she
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  Speaker 6: had tailor made the Christmas crackers to each person, which
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  Speaker 6: I quite liked.
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  Speaker 2: Because normally your Christmas cracker, it contains it, it contains
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  Speaker 2: your your stupid sort of Mogi jokes. You know, your
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  Speaker 2: dad jokes, don't they yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So in this case, it did ever Moggi joking.
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  Speaker 5: It was a joke in there.
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  Speaker 3: I think it was like, how does center Let me
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  Speaker 3: try to remember it.
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  Speaker 5: This is good stuff.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, sorry, we'll come back to Yeah, that's the jokes
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  Speaker 7: are key though. The joke makes the crackler.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Well, as in terms of crackers, they have those little
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  Speaker 2: sort of trinkets in them, often too, depending on the
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  Speaker 2: quality of the cracker.
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  Speaker 7: And the trinkets oftentimes aren't very good, are they as
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  Speaker 7: the landfill?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, no, totally. And that's what I liked about
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  Speaker 6: these Christmas That's what I liked about these Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: Crackers was that the things inside weren't just garbage.
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  Speaker 6: For example, so there was a Mogi joke obviously a
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  Speaker 6: little prop of paper there and it said, hey, this
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  Speaker 6: is a Moggi joke.
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  Speaker 2: And Parks would have connies in there, maybe one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 6: So if I was giving one to Parks, if I
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  Speaker 6: was giving Bigs a cracker, it would have connies in there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So it you'd be Christmas morning, You're seeing around the table.
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  Speaker 6: With Mum and Nan and Dad and blah blah whoever,
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  Speaker 6: and then you pull it and then all these connies
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  Speaker 6: would fall out into the ambrosure. Yes, for me, it
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  Speaker 6: was a couple of golf balls and some teas, right,
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  Speaker 6: I was like some golf balls Christmas Cracker.
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  Speaker 3: I was like that cracker pull.
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  Speaker 2: It must be a huge cracker.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know if we should keep, like, can we
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  Speaker 6: stop saying the word? So yeah, I was just thinking
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  Speaker 6: maybe next year or this Christmas, I might I was
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  Speaker 6: thinking of doing the same thing and custom making the.
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