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The Real Ally McDeal: Indiana Jones 5 & Kojima's MGS Exit · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all
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  bit ay so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis Dan
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  I accidentally got soap in my urethra and occasionally Terry smallo maybe you
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  wake up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat penus inside of you
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  multiple nerdgasm your guide to all
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  things
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  nerdy did I ever tell you guys that the security guard at the building that I
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  work at is a dwarf I would remember if you told me
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  that and the thing is did you take the job because of
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  that I did see him on my first day but the thing is I was looking at him the
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  other day and I was like why haven't I talked about this on the podcast yet
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  like I see him every day he's the security guard right if anyone tries to
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  break in the security guard is a dwarf you know interesting is he uh is he a
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  good security guard has he there been any issues has he had to assort anybody
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  ranky little bastard actually he's uh
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  he's scolded me when I've been talking to someone who's not in the elevator and
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  keeping my finger on the button to uh oh keep it like if somebody leaves and we
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  just finish a chat he'll come over have
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  have a bit of a gripe about that and um sometimes not alwayss he feels the need
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  to tell me not to use the goods elevator to walk all the way around to the uh
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  Personnel elevator sometimes he seems to be fine with it pretty much he's doing
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  his job I'm not saying he's not doing his job I'm just saying he's not like an
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  adorable little [ __ ] he's a cranky
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  little Angry Dwarf yeah yeah right okay but you know you haven't mentioned that
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  which is surprising considering we have
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  we represent the lollipop the
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  lollipop which is a famous segment that youed yeah yeah well I mean I I like to
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  think that I didn't invent it I that it was kind of already out there and I just
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  organized it and gave it a name you know what I mean aded it for May format of
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  the show yeah you know everyone was doing it everyone's taking pictures of midgets already
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  and uh one other tiny bit of [ __ ] news I
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  see what you did [Music]
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  there um so I've got a film in a film
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  festival upcoming and we've had a lot of agents and promoters and things getting
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  in touch and wanting to see the film before it premieres right mhh so a lot
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  of people are starting to watch it mhm and uh everyone really likes it which is
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  great you know we're really happy with that and there's only one thing that
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  anyone ever criticizes but it's always the same thing I know what it is you've
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  seen the film do you want to have a guess what it is it's the is it the
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  scene where all the taxi drivers are there and they're talking yeah about the
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  midgets yeah yeah yeah just specifically about the word [ __ ] they're like if
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  you were just recorded this with a different word but uh yeah they don't
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  that's interesting they don't like the word [ __ ] interesting they like they
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  like the scene and I'm in do they like that scene you know what we had a sales
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  agent tell us that that scene and your thing about fisting no figering is his
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  favorite scene really yeah that's exciting for me do you want to say what the film
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  is you wanted me to give it a plug yeah do it definitely all right we might as
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  well plug our own [ __ ] shs here we go I wasn't going to mention it but um so
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  it's it's called the taale job it's playing at the slam dance film festival
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  in Park City Utah between the 22nd and 28th of January
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  2016 [ __ ] yeah that's a anywhere near there go and watch it please and come so
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  high I will be there you going to go yeah definitely yeah awesome awesome and
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  congratulations I Haven I've I've emailed you congratulations yeah yeah
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  I'm pretty stoked you know that's [ __ ] awesome testate to everyone who
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  came and worked for free for me on this movie yourself included Matthew so I do
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  thank you for that I changose you one from camber yeah you did I get a thank you I
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  wanted to help you know there's an When You See It Luke there's the exact scene
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  that I wanted to put you in too and it's a bunch of bearded tattoos guides just
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  sitting around watching strippers and we had we had real strippers cuz you can't
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  pay actresses to do that they don't do it so you actually have to pay um porn
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  stars or strippers to come out and do it and they they just stripped on Loop for
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  8 hours while these guys sat there and watched them and drank the free beer we
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  provided that is a tough job so I just want you to know Luke that that's the
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  role that you missed out on playing that's the role I've been training for all these
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  years y that's awesome well yeah congratulations and yeah if you uh if
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  you in the area go check it out it's a good film I mean I'm biased but I I I
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  really enjoyed it I'm not I'm not in a lot of it and the bits that I'm not in I've
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  thoroughly enjoyed as well so that's well nobody's in a lot of it that's kind
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  of the the structure of it yeah right is they kind of travel around and meet
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  people as they go so we'll link to the trailer yeah we can link to the trailer
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  absolutely good stuff all right cool yeah well I uh I was on I was on the
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  radio the other night that's the first time I've been on the radio so I haven't
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  caught up on this yet but why don't you tell us all about it well the guys at
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  big head mode were kind enough to ask me on the radio show big head mode on 2R
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  that's 88.5 FM that's Friday nights at 900 p.m. you should check that out it's
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  hosted by Ben O'Brien uh and then he's got I think rotating uh fancy people
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  with him like I was on there with um Bia and he's got Carlo and there's a whole
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  bunch of them they're probably people you've um heard of if you interact with
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  us on social media yeah so they're nice enough to have me on the show and that
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  was a good that was a good time and uh we discussed uh a lot of the the news that
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  came out this week one of the news stories was that the game Rocket league
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  is coming out on the Xbox One and uh and we suggested when it
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  comes out in January that we should have uh a tournament between us and them and
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  maybe geek bomb and and some other people and uh we'll stream stream it all
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  on Twitch and uh you know the listeners from the various sources can all jump on
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  and and watch us battle each other in a in a soccer game in car have you seen
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  rocket League I have I haven't played it yet but I was looking forward to picking
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  it up so I mean it sounds [ __ ] excellent it's basically yeah soccer but
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  played in in trucks and cars and that is the most American thing I've ever
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  heard you should watch some videos it looks fun as fun as hell haven't played
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  it obviously but I've watched a lot of videos you do uh you do a lot of stunts
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  and and flips and you drive up the walls and and it's basically yeah trying to
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  get this giant ball into these the goals and when you score a go goal the ball
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  explodes and blows everybody across the back across the field it's very um it's
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  very kinetic like it's it's it's cool it sounds amazing yeah so uh so hopefully that's
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  going to be happening uh in January sometime we'll let you know uh when you
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  can check that out we'll be yeah I guess we'll we'll we'll be on our twitch
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  they'll be on their twitch and uh and we'll make it happen just don't make it
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  happen between the 22nd and the 28th of January where I'll be in Park City Utah
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  with uh the tail ch all right it out out yeah thanks again
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  to them for checking it out for checking it out let me on the show I can't talk
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  for checking you out for checking me out and then asking me to come on their show
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  which you should listen to on Friday nights been like you're kind of cute
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  yeah did get a bit awkward theyt bu kept touching my leg Yeah he's he's all right
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  he's he's pretty cute I like him can we uh can we include a clip in in this show
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  yeah probably can we throw to a clip just so people can uh see what they
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  might want to tune in for I I haven't asked yet but I doubt he's going to
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  saying no so sure why he's going to go that was a private conversation between
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  friends on National Radio National it's probably National it's not National it's
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  FM wait what FM's not National I don't know how radio works
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  Luke clearly neither to why do they only have FM in New South Wales no no no FM
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  is sort of local so like something like Triple J which is a national radio
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  station but they're on different FMS in everywhere right oh right so as you
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  travel at the FM frequency changes FM stands for frequency modulation I know
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  the science behind it but I know nothing about the politics so so I think two is just a a
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  local Sydney radio station but it does stream on the internet so if you're
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  Sydney you can still listen in damn right and you should and they have a
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  podcast so you can catch yeah they do yeah check out big head mode and they
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  also do uh they do bonus stage which is the the show that we often mention and
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  have uh have given away tickets to before and hopefully will again so yeah
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  so that was fun sounds fun there's a bunch of fun stuff in the news this week
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  where do you want to begin God where do you begin well I say we jump straight
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  into Star Wars
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  [Music]
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  star good jingle yeah J told me she gets it stuck in her head and I'm like well
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  it's John Williams more than me I just kind of yell St yeah but one
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  day she's actually going to meet John Williams she goes oh I love your work my
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  my favorite is Star Wars news Star Wars news Star Wars news he's going to be
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  like it's just me yelling over his work a lot of the jingles lately have
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  devolved into that just because I'm time poor but uh do you remember what they
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  used to be like like way back yeah I do actually in fact I think they're fine
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  now man he's my [Music]
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  favorite [Music]
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  now unless I'm mistaken that one's the buyer's remorse right yeah that's
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  right not that you would necessarily know that just by hearing it that's the
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  jingle I was the most drunk while making so remember I came home when you were
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  doing it good times so Star Wars news do we
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  have the guess that game one that we could play that's always great
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  I don't we got 10 minutes um I've
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  got fuing
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  old that's the short version then yeah that one's that one's bad actually thank
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  Lord so do we want to talk about Carrie Fisher do we want to talk about Mark
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  Hamill lotar Ford we got Harris Ford as well or do we just talk about women in
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  general we got the trifecta no I don't think we should be talking about Luke
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  that's a bit sexist so no um
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  Matt well we can start with actually uh I I saw this article this Carrie Fisher
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  one and it made me laugh a lot because I she's [ __ ] great yeah Carrie is great
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  and this is her responding to the slave layer being discontinued right yeah yeah
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  she said uh quote that's stupid so yeah Disney came out and said
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  that they're not going to uh or someone from Disney uh J Scott C M Mouse I think
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  is the spokesperson yeah he works for Marvel right okay all right well he said
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  that Disney is going to be discontinuing production and sale of Star Wars
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  merchandise uh basically anything that contains layer wearing the slave outfit
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  in Return of the Jedi the metal bikini um not with it
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  Matt I know have no idea what you're talking about yeah yeah I like he says
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  it's well on its way to wiping out the slave outfit from any future product
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  perod and I'm pretty sure the past then you've you've wiped out over the
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  absolutely so I read that I read that as whipped it out and I was going to say I can
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  absolutely yeah so he says you'll not see any future merchandising featuring
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  the slave outfit ever again trust me and that's because somebody uh I'm not sure
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  if it was him or somebody else said that that as a father how are they going to
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  explain it to their children there was there was a father who went public on I
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  think Fox News with this di tribe about how his uh his daughter wanted to know
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  why she was in the slave outfit and he didn't know what to tell her because
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  he's an idiot right well he just watched this movie what does Carrie Fisher say
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  he should tell her she says the father who flipped out
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  about it what am I going to tell my kid about why she's in that outfit tell him
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  that a giant slug captured me and forced me to wear the stupid outfit and then I
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  killed him because I didn't like it and then I took it off backstage yep
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  absolutely H she's great yeah I mean you know like like it's a it's a provocative
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  and uh exploitive outfit that's kind of a point yeah you guys seen that photo of
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  her and her stunt double in the slave layer outfit sunbathing of course I have
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  D of course I have yeah she doesn't look like that anymore I mean no but they
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  still made her lose weight for this movie they were like Carrie please
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  please be in the force awakens and she said okay and they went now please
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  please lose wait so you look a bit better she wasn't very happy about that
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  so did Mark Hamill yeah Mark Hamill's looking good he is but he was a fat B
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  and they were like dude get into shape and he was like yeah and he did people
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  were saying oh I can't believe that you came back to do princess ler again and
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  she said I've been this character for 40 years why wouldn't I cuz I'm not going
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  to be associated with Princess Leia anymore there is no more and I'm a
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  female working a show business where if you're famous you have a career till
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  you're 45 maybe maybe and that's about 15 people
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  yep absolutely I love how jaded she is
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  she's a a bitter bitter woman her panel Supernova was the best panel I've ever
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  seen so good absolutely well look while we're talking about articles about carry
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  Fisher I think it's it's only it's only fitting to go straight onto
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  the the hell is that what just happened I think one of your windows is
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  starting to play an ad I've got literally nothing open except for the
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  I'm pretty sure it's me sorry that was me that I didn't even have that tab open
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  sorry active it was just in the background and it just randomly decided
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  to start playing the gods of Egypt trailer I apologize we'll get to that
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  Matt we will get to that that was terrifying while we're talking about carye
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  Fisher know I thought you were playing the carry Fisher news or something yeah
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  I thought they you jigle oh sorry about that so um somebody
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  on the internet God bless people with too much time on their hands has
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  calculated that in the 386 combined minutes taken up by the running time of
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  the original Star Wars Trilogy only 63 seconds of those are dialogue by women
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  not including Princess Leah right so uh he's done a super cut
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  back to back and yeah it goes for goes for 1 minute and 3 seconds
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  three movies now I understand that's not a lot but Luke's going up to bat for this okay
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  MH but if we actually look at even the male cast who aren't Vader luk the main
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  stuff are we talking much more 1 minute
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  and 3 seconds I over the three movies where it's got to be a lot more than
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  that but I don't think it's going to be like half an hour or anything T alone
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  has more than that yeah they're not heavy dialogue films I see where you're
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  coming from Luke a lot of the lot of the movie a lot of each of them is action
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  but I mean I minute it's still ridiculous there's a lot of men doing
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  stuff in them but I find this hilarious and you know why because a couple of
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  weeks ago we reported on this podcast that the internet has gone [ __ ] crazy
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  because a woman is one of the lead roles now yeah right so basically Star Wars
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  doesn't put any women in they get [ __ ] Star Wars does put a woman in they get
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  [ __ ] yeah but they get [ __ ] from [ __ ] yeah either way I got to say
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  the more I I mean I've watched uh a few behind the scenes lately and and the
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  more I watch the more I really really love like all of the new cast members
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  from the new film like just watching how excited they each are individually and
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  watching them talk about it and stuff like that watch the trailer yeah I just
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  I'm really really happy for them you know a little bit jealous if I'm honest
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  insanely jealous yeah but uh but yeah all of them seem really great like every
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  time I watch an interview with um John Boer or um Daisy Ridley I'm like you're
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  great like I'm so glad that you in Star Wars don't [ __ ] it up yeah that's right
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  I was like that with the Lord of the Rings cast oh yeah like when I would
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  watch the behind the scenes I was like [ __ ] you guys for being able to have
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  that much fun that interview where domic Monahan that Dominic Monahan pretends to
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  be the German interviewer we to it in the show notes and he interviews would
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  it is so funny those guys must have had a lot of fun yeah they were a product of
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  a time when I guess there weren't as many women in in films like I guess
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  that's the that's the facts of it really well yeah like even if you look at
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  there's probably more screen time in the trailers for the new movie yeah for
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  women that there was in yeah yeah well there's this thing that they have in
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  Hollywood called the Beck test have you guys heard of this no it's how to tell
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  whether your movie sexist or not right and it's three questions question one
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  is there more than one woman in your movie question two do those two women
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  talk to each other and question three do though talk
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  to each other not about the main character man right if you can answer
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  yes to all three of those your movie isn't sexist the original Star Wars
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  films came out you know a long time ago and unfortunately yeah a galaxy far far
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  away there weren't a whole lot of roles for women and that that
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  that's not on but now we've got Daisy Ridley in there we've got Carrie fish's
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  back we've got there any other women in the film blanket now got Daisy Ridley oh
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  it's going to be great maybe bb8 is a she's great hopefully they two they talk to each
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  other she's going to talk to another womaned how great it is that both of
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  them are strong independent women with great careers there'll just be a break in the
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  action and they'll just chat about that for you look I know this isn't Star Wars
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  news and already hinted at this a little bit but while we're talking about
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  getting in trouble for having too many
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  women or not enough women or um Star Wars has also been in trouble the force
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  awakens having too many blacks in it right yeah one one one is too many for
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  some people apparent and I think there's been one in all of them so far right
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  yeah I know some people are a little bit shitty like I still don't understand
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  that yeah I know we had Billy D Williams and the ones he's not in have mace wind
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  you know why it's because because these these [ __ ] morons grew up with Billy
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  D Williams in the film so they didn't even notice they realize he was black
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  yeah exactly right yeah that's right it's it's Lando the opposite is also
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  true you can get in trouble for only having whites in your movie like like
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  Alex PR did uh this week when he had to publicly apologize for his new movie
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  gods of Egypt because he cast uh Nikolai
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  cost Costa waldow and Gerald Butler as Egyptians and the internet went yeah
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  can't do that I I didn't even think about it when I saw I watched this trailer by the way
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  have you seen the trailer for this oh it looks like a [ __ ] abysmal it's so and
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  I know so many people who worked on this
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  movie I used to really enjoy Alex PR oh man absolutely dark city is one of my
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  favorite films ever yeah ever The Crow and the crow is magnificent I really I
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  really like iroot yeah didn't bother seeing the knowing though no I I don't
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  know about the knowing but I mean the internet is crucifying him right now
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  yeah and not only that the trailer looks terrible anyway so it's kind of uh but
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  lion gate itself had to come out and issue a press statement ligate is deeply
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  committed to making films that reflect the diversity of our audiences we have
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  can and will continue to do better so they're all backpedaling but
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  the funny thing is is our old mate riddle so Ridley of Scott has also an Egyptian
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  movie coming out soon yeah that also Stars a bunch of white people and he
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  will not apologize in fact he has issued this statement I can't mount a film of this
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  budget and say the lead actor is Mohammad so and so from such and such
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  I'm just not going to get it financed so the question just doesn't come
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  up so take political correct
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  though the thing about Ridley Scott is he's right he's always right of course
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  he's never been wrong you can't call him on it he's a he's a dick but he's
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  correct like yeah Fair Point yeah the thing is that it's all how you respond
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  because pryers came out and let's see what prer said the process of casting a
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  movie has many complicated variables but but it's clear that our casting choices
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  should have been more diverse I since cely apologize to those who were
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  offended so there's that and everyone's like yeah you're weak as Pierce and then
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  there's riddles who comes out and goes [ __ ] off I've made over 2,000 films yeah if
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  they're not famous they won't give me money [ __ ] off yeah you show me the
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  famous Egyptian actors and I'll put them in my [ __ ] movie I'm sure there are
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  famous Egyptian actors but not like we're not we're talking Hollywood like
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  it's a Hollywood film Matt I'm not even certain there's famous Egyptian actors
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  in Egypt do you know the only person I can think of is any role like this yeah
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  is Ben Kingsley it's always Ben Kingsley they just slap slap some makeup on him
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  and he he's like and he becomes whatever yeah he's a he's a race chameleon that's
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  right he's played Gandhi he's played uh he has played ancient Egyptians too I
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  know I know yeah yeah yeah yeah he's played he's played like Saron Middle
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  Eastern Crusade type people mhm yep yep he's a chameleon yeah he is um do
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  you want to hear something kind of ironic though what's that does anyone
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  know where Alex pryers was born Alex prus yeah I don't is it Egypt yes it is
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  he's Egyptian he's raised in Australia but he's Egyptian is that is that
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  actually a photo of him in this article that is not bastard yeah unfortunately
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  Mt it is that is not what I thought he looked like did he always look like that
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  yeah he did he really did interesting yeah okay now are there people upset
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  that it's white people or they're actually upset that they're not
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  Egyptians or is it just they're not it's just that well I mean it's just it's a
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  Hollywood thing right is it's a Hollywood film so it doesn't really
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  matter where it's set it's got to have Hollywood people in it I that's what it
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  boils down to you've got Mel Gibson playing Braveheart he's not Scottish you
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  know oh yeah but yeah I know what you mean I guess exact the same color you
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  know is that what it is if you've got to Brown them up yes I guess is the answer
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  to that to do that 100% yeah um did I
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  tell you about the blackace that I featured in a
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  commercial no what okay go
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  on we had um a really difficult shoot
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  for a Islamic TV station that commissioned my
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  company to do five commercials for right all right and uh there were a lot of
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  problems a lot of problems uh for example I mean the biggest problem with
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  one of them we had cast um a person that the the people from the company
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  themselves had asked for right and they'd sent a representative to be on
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  set too to pick us up on things that we were getting wrong with the Islamic kind
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  of stuff cuz [ __ ] if I know right yeah um but this dude was clean shaven right
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  right right right and then when they watched it back they were like where's
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  his beard and I was like dude you you provided this active for us he didn't
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  have a he didn't notice he didn't notice he didn't have one and they said to us
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  well can you CGI a beard onto every
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  frame oh [ __ ] hell and we said yes but it'll look terrible yeah that's what
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  we said we said it would take three solid weeks and it will look
• 25:48
  ridiculous but one of the kind of more
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  minor um incidents we had on set with the
• 25:56
  representative from the Islamic Channel who pointed out that some of our cast
• 26:01
  who actually were Muslims weren't dark enough to look like Muslim it's like
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  that whole thing like Muslims don't look like Muslims on screen right and
• 26:11
  insisted that we blackface them now I'm not talking like [ __ ] show
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  Minstrel Black Pete yeah not zad pit thankfully
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  but yeah but like dark brown makeup
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  on let's say at best medium brown people
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  right looked ridiculous and I felt really stupid doing
• 26:42
  it that is weird but I mean you got to do what you got to do I guess yeah and
• 26:47
  you know what on TV everyone wears makeup that's true that's true got to
• 26:52
  look a bit more TV a little bit more
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  Muslim yeah you know I had to had to wear black face for the uh for the tail
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  job obviously yeah that's right I mean I try to put one black face character in
• 27:06
  everything I do yeah yeah so I mean gods
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  of Egypt uh it's it's [ __ ] anyway so it doesn't really matter but it's also
• 27:17
  copying a lot of criticism for not being very diverse it looks awful what's the
• 27:23
  Ridley Scott one called uh is it the one with Christian
• 27:26
  Bale or has he done another one yeah no think of I think Christian Moses or
• 27:31
  something gods of Egypt gods of Egypt no wait that's that's this one this one
• 27:35
  that's that's one yeah yeah gods of Egypt is that one what the [ __ ] is
• 27:39
  Ridley's Ridley one is called oh gods and Kings Exodus gods and Kings oh right
• 27:44
  yeah the Moses story yeah cuz that had bloody Joel Edon in it as a yeah that's
• 27:49
  right as Moses yeah no no sorry Ramy yeah is RAM and Christian Bale is Moses
• 27:55
  yeah when I think of Moses I think of Christian Bale yeah he's played Jesus as well didn't
• 28:01
  charlon hon play Moses in the old film you know hear people winging about that
• 28:06
  that I mean back then uh I don't think anybody even thought to to winch yeah
• 28:11
  that's right we're doing better these days with that stuff but yeah I don't
• 28:14
  know this film looks shitty so really who cares they both look [ __ ] be honest
• 28:19
  yeah there's a reason that they had to get uh Gerard Butler in it to get money
• 28:23
  cuz looks terrible someone's just doing it for the paycheck yep
• 28:29
  we need a new promo for the show how much do you think the guy who does the
• 28:33
  movie trailer voiceovers gets paid uh I don't know thousands I assume yeah I
• 28:38
  think they're well paid thousands is a lot how much can we afford um $5 okay
• 28:45
  that's a discrepancy
• 28:48
  of thousands that's too many yeah maybe
• 28:53
  we could ask a homeless guy to do it not after last time the shudio still smells Terri
• 28:58
  [Laughter] Studio wait a minute what if we could find someone who kind of sounds the same
• 29:03
  as the movie voiceover guy but only wants to be paid $5 where are you going
• 29:07
  to find people stupid enough to do voiceovers for $5 f.com what what where
• 29:13
  f.com the place where we got our intro for the show honestly we have this
• 29:18
  conversation every time we need something done and you guys keep
• 29:20
  forgetting we've gotten quite a lot done through Fiverr oh yeah they have people
• 29:25
  who do logos jingles copyrighting photo retouching all sorts of stuff and it's
• 29:29
  all $5 oh fiver.com yeah I know I remember now I keep thinking I dreamt
• 29:35
  about it because only asking for $5 is ridiculous I mean who are these people
• 29:39
  on Fiverr talented people who for some reason don't want to be paid much or
• 29:44
  desperate people people with Nothing Left to Lose they're scared and alone
• 29:49
  and on their last they might not want to be paid but we do so listeners if you
• 29:53
  head to www. multipl nerdgasm any service on fiver.com even if you
• 30:00
  only spend $5 they'll give us money too so you're saying our listeners can get
• 30:05
  things done for $5 and support the show at the same time that's ludicrous I have
• 30:09
  an erection www. multipler gasm tocom SL
• 30:16
  FIV we got some more Star Wars news should I play the jingle again yeah I
• 30:20
  mean let's let's continue Star War back to Star Wars newss War
• 30:26
  news just the one yeah the short version yeah
• 30:32
  epod Mark
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  HL I Mark H A lot yeah Mark H said he's looking good yeah he's looking he's
• 30:42
  looking good so Mark Hamill uh popped on the uh the old stormtrooper
• 30:47
  armor again oh this time it was the new stormtrooper armor the old stormtrooper
• 30:50
  armor I must say looks [ __ ] cool does anyone else think that yeah I think it
• 30:56
  looks really cool I was looking at some of the toys and stuff while I bought the
• 31:00
  uh the Star Wars force awakens pajamas that I'm wearing right now and uh can
• 31:06
  please put a picture up on the Snapchat all right on Snapchat or on Instagram oh
• 31:11
  what man Instagram both instagram.com multiple nerdgasm all right actually I'm
• 31:16
  going to take a video of me right now recording the show here we go that's a
• 31:21
  photo that's not a video I don't know how to operate my
• 31:23
  camera here we go recording the podcast right now where am my Star Wars
• 31:28
  pajamas oh
• 31:30
  yeah all right cool bye so um looking at the toys and stuff and I should I do the
• 31:37
  same thing uh yeah please please okay just the waist down yeah Luke podcast is
• 31:43
  naked yeah I was looking at the designs of all the you know the Stormtroopers
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  and and even you know kylo Ren and some of the others I was thinking they did a
• 31:50
  really good job I think better than George Lucas did with the prequels of
• 31:54
  matching it all up and making it look like the same stuff but newer yeah the
• 31:58
  prequel stuff a lot of it didn't fit CU it it wasn't that long before different
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  absolutely years whereas in this everything's a little a car from 30
• 32:08
  years ago still looks like a car yeah yeah this just look like a bit of an
• 32:12
  evolution of what was up there yeah cuz when you look at some of the vehicles in
• 32:16
  in in the prequels and then you look at the vehicles in you know like the
• 32:18
  Millennium Falcon the Millennium Falcon's supposed to be an old vehicle
• 32:21
  by the time of A New Hope but it looks nothing like the vehicles they had back
• 32:24
  that's right exactly you know in the prequels so I yeah and George came out
• 32:29
  and said oh no no no it's because civilization has crumbled so
• 32:32
  everything's [ __ ] it's like no no no it doesn't work like that old yeah it's an
• 32:36
  old vehicle like doesn't make any [ __ ] sense it's the equivalent of
• 32:40
  Matt driving around in a datson 120 y right but what at the time the datson
• 32:46
  120 y existed yeah and looked brand new yes they didn't go look we've got all
• 32:50
  these shiny cars and then oh I think it's gone to [ __ ] so we've just invented
• 32:53
  these [ __ ] cars [ __ ] looking cars and we'll just tell everyone they're old
• 32:57
  that now old mysteriously even though they're new like yeah it's weird yeah
• 33:02
  where with this it really looks like like they did a subtle evolution of of
• 33:07
  the stuff and yeah the storm troopers look great like they look really cool
• 33:10
  they look cooler than the clone troopers how do you think they're going to
• 33:15
  explain why at one point they were just cloning their best soldier a gazillion
• 33:20
  times and that was stupid so they their answer was oh we'll just recruit then
• 33:24
  we'll just get people well here is here's the thing I've never actually
• 33:27
  been able to stand e they didn't recruit their best soldier they recruited a
• 33:33
  criminal and cloned him for no good
• 33:35
  reason just him yeah but I think um what
• 33:40
  I'm actually hope kind of hoping is JJ just sort of ignores
• 33:45
  yeah just doesn't continue anything on from them and just doesn't bring
• 33:49
  anything new up yeah cuz you know you can go a bit further than that Luke as
• 33:53
  well with what you said they didn't just clone the best soldier they just they
• 33:58
  didn't even just clone a criminal they conveniently cloned the father of a guy
• 34:02
  who just happens to be in one of the other films because that's all the
• 34:06
  prequels are are like [ __ ] coincidental like direct tie-ins where
• 34:12
  like everybody in this whole universe knows each other and it's like it's
• 34:18
  ridiculous whereas hopefully with this like all of these people hopefully are
• 34:23
  new and they don't have to know each other they don't have to be related no
• 34:28
  no I mean there's some rumors going around that certain people are I hope
• 34:31
  that's not true personally because they don't have to be they shouldn't be yeah
• 34:35
  because one's black and one's white jesus touche
• 34:41
  touche so mark hamel's back and uh I love watching this this video of him
• 34:46
  because just when he starts talking he still sounds like Luke Skywalker I know
• 34:49
  he is still Luke Skywalker cuz he's he's a great voice actor and I've heard his
• 34:53
  voice in stuff like as the Joker and that but he doesn't sound like Luke
• 34:56
  Skywalker in that stuff but when he just talks he does yeah so this is a video of
• 35:01
  him going out onto Hollywood Boulevard where you often see people dressed up
• 35:05
  like movie characters specifically Star Wars characters and he just interacts
• 35:09
  with people that have no idea who's Mark H yeah and it's
• 35:13
  amazing yeah and there's even an old woman who tells him that she's always
• 35:17
  had a crush on Mark Hamilton Mark
• 35:21
  Hamilton amazing yeah yeah it's pretty cool it's I like this stuff uh I do the one I like
• 35:28
  slightly more just because because he was still himself was the one with Anie
• 35:33
  where Anie went out as the Terminator and and did it but like I'm
• 35:37
  not sure I've seen that there's one where Anie goes out and it's funny
• 35:42
  because some people are like holy [ __ ] like he looks exactly like Anie but I
• 35:45
  don't think anybody really wants to say are you really him because they just
• 35:49
  assume that it's not yeah that's and so yeah that one's quite funny because I
• 35:54
  mean I mean this one's good this are good anyway cuz it's Mark H in a
• 35:57
  stormtrooper outfit and then I noticed a lot of a lot of stars do this at ComiCon
• 36:01
  and stuff now they'll dress up true and then kind of go around which I love I
• 36:05
  think that stuff's great but the one with Arie was just especially funny to
• 36:07
  me because cuz he technically wasn't wearing a costume he was just wearing
• 36:12
  his outfit from Terminator and wandering around and everyone just assumes it's
• 36:16
  someone dressed as him that's great well that's like famously Charlie Chaplain
• 36:21
  once entered a Charlie Chaplain lookalike contest and came
• 36:25
  third so good two people look more like Charlie Chaplain than he himself
• 36:31
  does
• 36:33
  fact yeah yeah yeah so this video is he
• 36:38
  shouldn't be able to win a look like competition he looks the same good point
• 36:43
  you can't look like your it's it's like when people try to rhyme the same word
• 36:48
  with itself and it's like no that doesn't rhyme that's the same word yeah
• 36:53
  once upon a time I had a very good time that's that's a I wrote yeah
• 36:59
  copyright yeah this was for charity or this was in in in in Aid of charity for
• 37:04
  uh was it om om the charity organization they're doing a bunch of stuff for the
• 37:08
  force awakens uh and you can enter to win uh by donating to the charity you
• 37:14
  can enter to win tickets to the premere of uh of force awakens which you'll be
• 37:19
  transported to either Los Angeles or London uh I don't know if you actually
• 37:24
  have to be in in England or or the US Maybe
• 37:28
  but uh it's I remember this one being a worldwide thing yeah cool yeah so Star
• 37:34
  Wars force for change uh it's a it's a charity um campaign ends in 3 days so by
• 37:39
  the time you hear this the competition's ended listen sorry yeah don't it anyway
• 37:44
  it's well worthwhile and hopefully one of us will win absolutely are we going to enter
• 37:50
  yeah well you want to enter as multiple nerdgasm and we'll just say well we all
• 37:54
  won so we're three plane tickets please yeah I mean pretty sure that's how it
• 37:59
  works yeah well we'll see how that happens and we got one more piece of
• 38:01
  Star Wars news which is not really Star Wars news but it's got Harrison Ford
• 38:05
  Harrison Ford news count Star Wars news even when it's about Indiana Jones
• 38:08
  that's right that's the rules that's right Harrison Ford has confirmed that
• 38:12
  he's up for doing another Indiana Jones movie this actually upsets me which he
• 38:18
  he yeah he himself said I'd love to see me do it before I turn
• 38:22
  80 so would we no he doesn't want to do it he wants to see him self do it yeah I
• 38:29
  know yeah I'm how close to being that's how I am with a lot of my
• 38:33
  H well he's 70 72 I think 73 73 yeah
• 38:39
  he's getting there I mean look I haven't seen him in the force awakens yet I'm
• 38:44
  hoping it's fine uh some people have have mentioned that some of the footage
• 38:49
  is a bit concerning cuz he's old man I'm concerned man that's the only thing
• 38:53
  about this that concerns me I'm happy with the weird ball Droid fine don't
• 38:57
  care yeah I just don't want I just don't
• 39:00
  want Crystal Skull yeah cuz I look I love Harrison Ford but Crystal Skull was
• 39:07
  awful and sadly mhm some of it was to do with the fact that he's he's old now and
• 39:13
  he can't he's not Indiana Jones anymore he can't do all that stuff that's why I
• 39:17
  was actually looking forward to remember there was rum going around that the next
• 39:21
  har Fall's going to be sort of they're going to recast and they're looking at
• 39:24
  Pratt Chris Pratt yeah yeah thought that was would have been perfect but now
• 39:28
  they've come out Spielberg's come out and said not happening yeah that's right
• 39:31
  said Harrison is
• 39:33
  Indiana well he is literally of course
• 39:39
  but I mean not to be morbid but one day he's going to die and does that mean
• 39:44
  they're just going to say we make one more and then if he's alive we'll make
• 39:48
  another one and then that'll be it forever like I don't think that's
• 39:52
  they'll make more like the way things are going cuz you know what making more
• 39:56
  one day spiel will be dead that's true that's true or I I mean who owns the
• 40:02
  rights to Indiana Jones now anyway is it Disney Disney owns certain rights and
• 40:08
  not others cuz I'll remind you that a certain somebody said there'd be no more
• 40:13
  Star Wars movies not that long ago
• 40:16
  that's true things can change so we'll
• 40:20
  see but yeah Harrison's up for uh for Indiana Jones 5 I don't know if I'm up for him doing
• 40:27
  it myself I don't think he cares I don't think he's enjoying acting
• 40:33
  anymore yeah I got that feeling years ago though yeah well there were a lot of
• 40:38
  stories about him being a grumpy [ __ ] on set especially with uh Josh hartnet
• 40:43
  trying to tell Josh Harnet how to act which you know maybe Josh Harnet needs
• 40:46
  to be told but you know he what movie was he in with Josh
• 40:51
  haret some cop buddy cop film and he uh yeah apparently was really really hard
• 40:57
  on him his yeah why Josh H just decided
• 41:03
  [ __ ] it you are terrible [ __ ] you [ __ ] this guy no I don't know I don't know I
• 41:07
  I don't mind Josh Harnet I'm just saying maybe maybe nison Ford's a better I'm
• 41:11
  not even sure I've seen Josh haret in an entire movie I I've seen him in the
• 41:14
  first 10 minutes of Sin City and I think that's it have you seen 30 days a night
• 41:20
  oh yeah is he in that that was a pretty forgettable movie I loved the book and
• 41:24
  then the movie was a bit ordinary yeah had some good stuff in it but yeah I
• 41:28
  mean he's he's fine it's just anyway apparently they yeah they had a big
• 41:31
  disagreement on set yeah right so and uh but then on the other hand I see him in
• 41:36
  a lot of stuff now and he's he's being pretty funny like he's doing a lot of funny stuff
• 41:41
  all yeah yeah yeah yeah he's making fun of himself more than he ever has that's
• 41:45
  for sure that's right yeah cuz I thought he had a reputation for being a bit of
• 41:49
  grump but is he still married to Ali MC uh I think so I think so yeah yeah
• 41:55
  kalista Flockhart what a name I know is that a stage name kalista Flockhart
• 42:00
  let's see I would say yes is it like big Zari no
• 42:05
  nothing stage name yeah if Luke ever does make it into a feature film of
• 42:11
  yours Dan can he be credited as big absolutely but I I've got to shoot you
• 42:16
  down guys kalista flockheart's birth name is kalista k Flockhart kalista out
• 42:21
  there you go that's a great name yeah no wonder she's a star but is she she's the
• 42:26
  real Ali mcdeal yeah but has she done anything else oh man she's a three
• 42:32
  course Ali mcmeal oh stop it when what's
• 42:36
  happening I'm just telling you how Alie mcfield come on guys let's keep this
• 42:42
  Alie MC oh
• 42:47
  God know how to move on from that okay this I got I got two two
• 42:53
  articles here I can link together um uh Kickstarter
• 42:57
  save time are we no no no no no I'm just I'm looking at the list and I'm going oh
• 43:01
  I got to go segue for those so Kickstarter is a thing that we like on
• 43:07
  this like [ __ ] am I talking about um I'm following Matt all right good I give a
• 43:13
  lot of money to kickstarters yeah we we we talk about Kickstarter a bit uh
• 43:16
  there's been some pretty pretty famous Kickstarter failures that we've talked
• 43:19
  about uh some successes uh you Kickstart a lot right Luke have you ever been
• 43:24
  stung by a Kickstarter um just one W but I got my money back so okay I got stung
• 43:30
  recently I'll talk about that in a minute but I didn't get stung as badly
• 43:33
  as as the people who backed uh this drone startup where this uh it was
• 43:40
  supposed to be a kind of uh you know drone like one of those flying um camera
• 43:46
  devices where you know supposed to shoot like high def video is going to be the
• 43:50
  smaller smallest um of its kind it's going to be this fancy fancy drone it's
• 43:55
  called the Nano drone I think uh and they raised um 3 and2 million in 2
• 44:01
  months to make this thing uh and then
• 44:04
  after I think 12 months um out of nowhere they kind of shipped a couple of
• 44:10
  prototypes to people and people were like this is this is [ __ ] um and then
• 44:15
  they released the financials for the year and said oh we're bankrupt so uh so
• 44:21
  yeah wow that's it we're done so yeah
• 44:26
  they uh basically just the money's gone and it looks like they've released
• 44:31
  financial information that kind of indicates it wasn't fraud they were just
• 44:37
  they just didn't know what they were doing I guess and it happens a lot yeah
• 44:41
  like uh they just bit off more than they could Cheo and the the funny thing about
• 44:44
  it is it's a and this is happening a lot more lately kickstarters kind of in this
• 44:50
  spot now where some people treat it as as kind of pre-order yeah where you
• 44:57
  you're buying a product but you're not really there's no guarantee you're going
• 45:01
  to get the product right so you and and because but but also it's it's like
• 45:05
  investing right but it's not investing and so really you don't get any of the
• 45:11
  benefit of being an investor because you don't get any saying the company but
• 45:14
  also you didn't purchase Goods so you don't get any of the protections you
• 45:18
  know under of being a consumer because you didn't buy any goods and so a lot of
• 45:21
  people are now saying Kickstarter needs to sort their [ __ ] out because really
• 45:25
  whenever stuff like this happens the only people who get [ __ ] over are the
• 45:30
  customer well I can see here I'm just having to look at their actual
• 45:33
  Kickstarter campaign now they only wanted 125,000 right right so how the [ __ ] did
• 45:39
  they they did not manage to pull this off with three and a half million like
• 45:42
  does sound like a lot they tried to build it and they couldn't build it for
• 45:45
  the price apparently or something could they have built something smaller oh I
• 45:50
  guess not they couldn't build it for three and a half million
• 45:53
  doar apparently not they couldn't they couldn't get to me when I do a lot of
• 45:57
  kickstarters I understand that I may not see this product right because and it actually
• 46:03
  says there like they will do everything in their power to do it deliver it but
• 46:06
  things happen and if they if if things happen and they've done everything I'd
• 46:10
  be okay with that I wouldn't be happy but I'd understand but for something
• 46:16
  like this like $35 million just go out and buy everyone a
• 46:20
  drone and send that off to him at least cuz it's I mean imagine you went on you
• 46:24
  bought this drone cuz I don't these things w't that cheap I don't think so
• 46:28
  it'd be a couple hundred bucks maybe that you would have to pay to back this
• 46:31
  um see uh they were asking for
• 46:36
  £49 right for for one drone oh that's an early bird package so 15 it's not in
• 46:42
  expensive right no they were asking pound like a couple hundred pounds
• 46:46
  really for you to later find out that you're just not going to get it like
• 46:50
  sorry no we we couldn't do it like you get you get nothing like that's pretty
• 46:55
  it's pretty stinging now I I got I got burnt on one recently which was uh
• 47:01
  Kickstarter for some Bluetooth headphones called buds which the deal
• 47:05
  was supposed to be that you get these Bluetooth headphones and they could
• 47:09
  charge off your phone right if the battery got low okay so and and it was
• 47:14
  iPhone as well right Android and iPhone and you would plug the cable into the
• 47:18
  bottom of your phone and then you would connect the headphones to the to the
• 47:21
  cable and it would charge the the headphones right it's pretty cool cool
• 47:24
  the headphones need Char pretty great Bluetooth headphones do yeah oh I see I
• 47:30
  see they're Wireless right and so basically they they can be converted
• 47:34
  from from Bluetooth headphones to wired headphones when required right pretty
• 47:39
  cool and so a lot of people were like that's great and and so we back the
• 47:43
  project because they've built them right they work and so I I backed it I bought
• 47:49
  a pair basically or you know y you know I didn't buy a pair I gave them the
• 47:53
  money so that I would get a pair when they're ready and all that kind of stuff
• 47:56
  and then uh they were supposed to ship in November and then last month we all
• 48:01
  got all the backers got a message an email that said um they still coming
• 48:05
  we've had to go back and redesign the whole thing so you won't get them till
• 48:08
  next year and basically Apple rejected their request for a certification to put
• 48:15
  um made for iPhone on the box because we're not allowed to steal charge from
• 48:20
  the device so the long story short is they're now just normal Bluetooth
• 48:25
  headphones the don't charge off the phone anymore wow what why can they not
• 48:31
  just make them still charge but just don't have them made for iPhone that's
• 48:35
  what everyone's saying right fine if you're going to make retail ones yeah
• 48:38
  don't do it don't don't make them charge but we send us the [ __ ] headphones we
• 48:42
  bought for you've got them they work like they're there you you put put in an
• 48:47
  envelope yeah I don't yeah exactly yeah just send them to me I don't give a [ __ ]
• 48:51
  [ __ ] tell me where they come and get them I'll pick them up but uh yeah no
• 48:55
  it's not happening and and so people people are pretty annoyed uh and I'm I'm
• 49:01
  like I am annoyed about it but I'm actually more annoyed about another
• 49:05
  thing that they've done that I don't know if everybody's even noticed someone
• 49:07
  pointed this out they've also changed the the the frequency response of the
• 49:14
  headphones they've reduced the range right so not only have they removed the
• 49:19
  charging functionality they've actually changed the specs to make the headphones a bit
• 49:24
  [ __ ] like after the the the kickstarter is already
• 49:29
  finished and the reality of it is there's nothing you can do about it so
• 49:33
  is it this set of Android as well the Android will still be able to charge
• 49:38
  apparently on the go they just they're not going to have any iPhone cables and
• 49:43
  so people are asking questions I I think for them for the company uh it's it's in
• 49:48
  their best interests to keep apple happy so I do kind of understand but also it
• 49:54
  sucks because they [ __ ] got them just send me them they work like just give me
• 50:00
  the damn headphones look I when Kickstarter first came out I got pretty
• 50:03
  excited and I started backing a few things I backed people's short films and
• 50:07
  I backed products that I wanted and I backed games and then slowly I've
• 50:12
  just slowly reverted back to the good oldfashioned when something is released
• 50:17
  if I want it I'll buy it depending on what it is now I think I'm I'm out on as
• 50:21
  far as Kickstarter goes I'm not I mean this wasn't a huge deal for me because I
• 50:24
  mean I'll use the headphones anyway and they weren't super expensive but still
• 50:28
  it's it's if I if I think about it like I'm not getting what I paid for I'm
• 50:33
  getting something different I could have gone down to Dick Smith and bought a
• 50:35
  pair of bluetooth headphones and I have I have them already and they' probably
• 50:39
  be a bit cheaper so it's frustrating well I tended to back uh Kickstart a lot
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  of um board games mhm yeah and I haven't had an issue with them so far well
• 50:49
  that's a say for bet except the well the only problem with that is that you don't
• 50:52
  know if the game's good no so but then you but you don't if you buy a game that
• 50:56
  you not played anyway right except if it's out and published you can read
• 50:59
  reviews that's true that's I never read reviews anyway I prefer to make up my
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  own mind that leads me on to another article uh and into the game talk for
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  this week because the game awards were this week okay I don't know if they've
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  ever called them this before or if these are just new but they're called The Game
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  Awards okay and uh they not only awarded a bunch of games you know various things
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  for the year but they also made a few announcements and one of which was
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  Psychonauts 2 which is the sequel to a
• 51:28
  game by Tim schaer who famously made Psychonauts obviously and
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  uh H what's the game what's the [ __ ]
• 51:38
  what's the game where you're a rock band uh bral Legend Brutal Legend Brutal
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  Legend yeah Brutal Legend uh and Broken Age uh and Broken Age is one of the
• 51:49
  kickstarters that people got really annoyed about because they did a
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  Kickstarter um requesting I think 500 Grand got 3 million uh and then have to
• 51:58
  do another Kickstarter for part two of the game because they've just didn't
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  budget very well or something and so it was kind of you know it was one of the
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  first cases of people getting annoyed about Kickstarter and so Psychonauts 2
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  has been announced and that's going to be crowdfunded too but it's on there
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  double find's new crowdfunding platform called fig and instead of just being like
• 52:25
  Kickstarter the way this works is you are actually
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  an investor in the game okay so uh and they've got uh a bunch there's a page
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  you can go to which tells you all you know the specifics of all the financials
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  and stuff like that basically the way that it works is if you give them $500
• 52:45
  if you invest $500 in the game M you get a profit share on the game so if they
• 52:51
  break even on sales like get you know break even on the cost you get your 500
• 52:57
  bucks back okay wow and then if if they
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  sell more you you get more money and uh based on their calculator if you so say
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  you put in 500 bucks they break even you get 500 if they match the sales of the
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  first game Psychonauts uh you'll actually get an extra 300 so You' get
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  800 bucks back oh so yeah so you're actually literally an investor in the in
• 53:21
  in the game which is pretty cool however there's still the
• 53:27
  a lot of people are still cautious about it just because this team in particular have
• 53:34
  kind of fell down on crowdfunding before right you know they've they've
• 53:39
  not they've been they've said they wanted this much money to do something and then they've
• 53:44
  had to come back and ask for more money later and then the stories from before
• 53:47
  they were doing crowdfunding where that happened a lot with with Publishers as
• 53:50
  well and so they they're asking for 3 3, 300,000 and I think from what I heard
• 53:56
  the reason why they've gone for this figure is because this is how much they
• 53:59
  made off their last Kickstarter right but then they have to ask for more money
• 54:04
  so I don't know I mean I understand it's hard we did a Kickstarter and it's [ __ ]
• 54:08
  it's like you just the the money just disappears like after you you pay for CU
• 54:13
  Kickstarter takes a cut and then you got to pay for all the uh the rewards which
• 54:18
  we we balls that up um yeah here's a tip if you've got a Kickstarter don't make
• 54:25
  the rewards more money than you actually are
• 54:29
  raising yeah right you're running loss because here's this is the other thing
• 54:34
  too this is the balancing act you've got to do with the kickstarter right because
• 54:37
  people do kind of think of it like I'm pre-ordering the game but if you're
• 54:40
  going to charge 50 bucks for the game say as an example and you want to give
• 54:44
  them a t-shirt right and the t-shirt's going to cost 30 bucks that means you
• 54:48
  only get 20 yeah that's right right so they're not giving you 50 bucks they're
• 54:52
  giving you 20 bucks like cuz you're giving them a shirt and so well and what
• 54:56
  we did we our margins weren't even as good as that we balls that up no they
• 55:00
  were not people just pretty much just brought shirts off us yeah yeah yeah and
• 55:07
  then we and then we made the video we made a video where we wore the shirts
• 55:11
  that was a good lesson for next time so yeah I think hopefully they've learned
• 55:14
  from that from their last last effort and uh and this will be all right but
• 55:18
  yeah it's definitely very interesting uh and it's it's more appealing the you
• 55:22
  know the uh the investor angle on it although I I don't know I'd probably
• 55:26
  want to lawyer to check it over just because I mean is that mean does that
• 55:30
  mean I'm a business now like I don't know man am I going am
• 55:35
  I am I entering into a business agreement with with double F games if I back them on this
• 55:40
  thing it's interesting like yeah are people literally investors in a company I don't
• 55:46
  know I'm sure they've they must have figured all this [ __ ] out before they
• 55:49
  did this well you you'd hope so but if they're the first ones doing it though
• 55:54
  exactly yep we'll see anyway it'll be it be interesting to watch well I'm just going
• 56:00
  to pledge $10,000 we'll see what happens do you have do you have
• 56:06
  $10,000 no I do not all right uh we'll see we'll see how that pans out
• 56:12
  then um and there's some other news from the game awards uh Witcher 3-1 game of
• 56:16
  the year which uh I mean I didn't find that terribly surprising so well it is a little
• 56:22
  surprising is it why we fall out four on the same year
• 56:27
  I don't think it's that surprising I'll be honest because which three is better
• 56:31
  look I'm enjoying Fallout 4 but uh I haven't heard as much praise for it as
• 56:36
  I've heard for Witcher 3 which have not played we'll do a wrap up of the Year
• 56:40
  episode later but I don't think anyone's going to be surprised by my pick best
• 56:45
  game not at all so are we all still playing Fallout or mad have you just
• 56:50
  moved on from it now I've been playing more Battlefront because I played a bit
• 56:55
  late last week cuz I knew I was going to talk about it on big head mode and um
• 56:58
  and you know it's kind of my go-to at the moment cuz it's bit of fun
• 57:02
  multiplayer uh I have played a little bit more Fallout but uh I did go back to
• 57:06
  The Witcher okay um because cuz like I said I just want to get through the
• 57:11
  single player am I talking about there's only single player I just want to get
• 57:14
  through the main story line is what I'm trying to sayh before I before I commit
• 57:18
  fully into Fallout sure I don't want to split my time have you got the DLC for
• 57:22
  it yet for Witcher for Witcher no not I haven't got that far uh like I said I
• 57:28
  just I keep getting lost wandering around in the world doing stuff and then
• 57:31
  and then going I should play that game yeah exactly no but I mean that's what
• 57:36
  I'm saying it's so immersive like it just gets me every time I play it I go
• 57:40
  all right I'm just going to go and I'm just going to focus on the main story
• 57:42
  line and then someone's like fancy a game of gwent and I'm like [ __ ] yeah
• 57:45
  love God I love gwent I'd love a game of gwent and then it's like oh you know
• 57:48
  what you know what I really need to upgrade this armor I'll go I'll go find
• 57:52
  some more schematics and then the next thing I know it's been like hours and hours
• 57:56
  and I haven't done any of the main story line no um I haven't played Witcher or
• 58:02
  Fallout 4 recently I just don't had time to sit down and devote to it so I've
• 58:06
  been playing a lot of pickup games like um just CL 3 mhm oh yeah mhm you can
• 58:10
  pick that up play around a little bit blow up some stuff and then just turn it
• 58:14
  off do theing do theing watch a watch a
• 58:18
  few bad movies yeah yeah I'm hoping to hoping to play that over Christmas I'm
• 58:24
  hoping to get a lot more in so I'll hope you I'll finish I'll finish both of them
• 58:28
  over Christmas I found another bobble head yesterday I was really St yeah got
• 58:32
  three found one I think I've got two maybe I'm going to complete them all
• 58:37
  before I find the detective Jesus Christ I hope one of them's behind the
• 58:45
  detective one of them is the detective yeah it's somewhere in
• 58:52
  him and one other piece of news from the game awards was that uh hi Kima was not
• 58:57
  allowed to appear to collect his award for Metal Gear Solid 5 which is he's on
• 59:04
  vacation so [ __ ] awkward and weird that this is happening can you explain this to
• 59:09
  me well he is he's kind of the brains behind the Metal Gear Solid of Series
• 59:15
  right and but he's been let go I think well yeah he's had some kind of falling
• 59:20
  out with Konami yeah and and so big one he's he's on vacation at the moment
• 59:26
  which basically because he's he's still on an employment contract for a few
• 59:30
  months basically and then they're letting him go but he's not allowed to
• 59:33
  do anything while he's under contract because he's like I mean he's going to
• 59:39
  he's be snapped up by somebody immediately like he's he's a he's
• 59:42
  already got stuff ready to go yeah he's a famous game developer like he's fine
• 59:46
  so I don't know what the [ __ ] happened but they're just being really weird
• 59:48
  about it and so yeah his his last game middle Gear Solid 5 which they didn't
• 59:53
  put his name on they kind of obfuscated the fact that it was his game uh to
• 59:58
  begin with and then now at the at the Video Game Awards or the game awards he
• 1:00:03
  was not allowed he was told by a lawyer that he could not appear there I think
• 1:00:07
  probably because they were just scared he was going to get up and say something
• 1:00:10
  you know sounds about right yeah and uh and so H and I mean that would have been
• 1:00:17
  kind of awkward anyway I'm sure it would have come out but but Jeff key who
• 1:00:20
  hosted the Video Game Awards after um
• 1:00:24
  the game one best action Adventure game uh and Kea Sutherland who voiced one of
• 1:00:29
  the characters got up to accept the award the host Jeff key then came out
• 1:00:33
  and just announced and said look uh just so you know kajim wasn't allowed to be
• 1:00:38
  here cuz their lawyers said no and we think that's [ __ ] and then the crowd
• 1:00:41
  just all started booing and and and you know being like you know basically [ __ ]
• 1:00:47
  Konami this is all shitty it's just yeah pretty intense really and I don't think
• 1:00:51
  uh Konami care cuz it's weird their
• 1:00:56
  whole audience which are in this room they're not making games for them
• 1:01:00
  anymore so weird they've decided to go casual games so games on your mobile and
• 1:01:05
  that's going to be what they're going to focus on so the really is that what it
• 1:01:09
  is yeah um those also something like cuz
• 1:01:13
  he was on contract so he just got paid so but he would spend he would just work
• 1:01:18
  and work and work on the game and he just as long as it takes I'll just work
• 1:01:21
  on it cuz he didn't have to worry about yeah time frames releases cuz he will
• 1:01:25
  still get getting paid yeah and so that's sort of part of the reason I
• 1:01:30
  think I've reckon he was sleeping with someone's
• 1:01:33
  wife M okay a hell of a theory that's a that's a conclusion you I don't know
• 1:01:40
  it's just been so weird like they they stopped the new Silent Hills game yeah
• 1:01:45
  yeah which that's just pure money for them yeah that's true they did and they
• 1:01:50
  just got rid of that which is yeah so who knows what they're doing now well if
• 1:01:55
  if you were famous game developer Luke and you wanted to sleep with the boss's
• 1:01:59
  wife while the other brothers are CRI crimes how would you get away
• 1:02:06
  with it um I just basically go in and go look uh me and your wife we connected on
• 1:02:12
  a level um I think you should just be a gentleman and step aside and let us
• 1:02:16
  explore and see where this leads that's okay the fact that Luke
• 1:02:22
  came out with that quite detailed statement without even really thinking
• 1:02:26
  about it is a little concerning that's his that's his rehearsed speech for when
• 1:02:31
  it happens anything you want to tell us Luke no good okay well if the one if
• 1:02:36
  there's one thing that married ladies love it's Luke that's true you get a lot
• 1:02:40
  of uh you get a lot of fans on Instagram you know that Luke I do yeah yeah ladies
• 1:02:46
  love the beard the ginger beard yeah I didn't know this didn't you you should
• 1:02:50
  maybe maybe you should maybe you should follow us on Instagram I do but I just
• 1:02:56
  instagram.com nerdgasm uh follow us on there follow us on Twitter twitter.com
• 1:03:01
  nerdgasm and I just like to say we've all got [ __ ] beards only Luke's beard
• 1:03:05
  gets comments I know I know
• 1:03:11
  well I I I can understand why what go on oh okay well when I my beard it's sort
• 1:03:18
  of like a full beard right like so it's
• 1:03:22
  just very nice and soft and well I'm on mine again now mine's coming back so you
• 1:03:28
  reckon once once mine's a bit Fuller I'll start getting nice comments on mine
• 1:03:33
  I shaved mine all off a couple of months ago so I've I've I'm playing catchup now
• 1:03:38
  yeah see I trimmed I shaved the sides and and the and the mustache off mine
• 1:03:41
  just had the go to you again I always regret it when I do it you know yeah I
• 1:03:44
  do like the on new mat I must admit yeah I did trim it about a month ago just to
• 1:03:49
  give the skin a bit of a breather but not shave just mm should we start should
• 1:03:54
  we start posting beard ress videos videos photos on the Instagram is that
• 1:03:58
  can we do that are you guys up for that yeah I'm up for that I'm up for that
• 1:04:01
  that's fine Luke is ahead of us though so just bear that I know I know Luke's
• 1:04:06
  and okay so you're not allowed to shave anymore trim it Luke I guess that's what
• 1:04:09
  I'm saying okay good God I hate shaving or trimming it looking after myself in any
• 1:04:16
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