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Top 10 Superpowers Everyone Dreams Of · Tigs Bits Podcast

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Welcome everyone to another exciting episode of Tigs Bits.
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We have the full crew in studio for this one boys, it is so good
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to see you this. This is going to be a fun show.
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No doubt. Wow, this is going to be great.
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This is going to be awesome. It really is.
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It is. It is so.
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So today we're going to dive into a topic that has been, I
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mean, it's been debated pretty much probably since the dawn of
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time. It's been debated at dinner
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tables, schoolyards, comic book stores, Superpowers.
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Boys, we're going to talk some superpowers.
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Everybody wants some superpowers, you know, I mean
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just like ticks, bits, everybody loves ticks bits.
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Everybody wants superpowers. Everybody wants superpowers,
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everybody. So one would be great, just
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just. One think about the ultimate
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what if question. If you could have any
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superpower, which one would you choose?
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Don't tell me now, we're going to go through them.
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But let's be honest, whether you're stuck in traffic, you're
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dreaming. If you're dreaming about flying
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over all of that traffic, you're wishing that you could teleport
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to the front of the concert line.
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We've all fantasized about having some type of a superpower
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at one point. So today, we're going to
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countdown the top 10 most desired abilities based on what
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people say they want the most. As we go along, though, I want
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you to think about this. This is.
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Going to be awesome. Isn't it?
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Yeah, it's great, dude. I want you all to be thinking
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about this while we're doing it. Are all superpowers really as
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great as they seem? I mean, reading mind sounds
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cool, but do you really want to know what people think about you
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being invisible? I mean, you know.
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Pay for every action, there's a reaction, you know what I mean?
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You got there's, there's always something else there.
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You got to take into consideration what that's what
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are the ramifications of it, you know?
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That's exactly right. That's exactly right.
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But look, if your favorite power doesn't make the list, don't
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freak out. Just hit us up after the show.
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Let us know what we missed. Go to tigsbits.com.
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You can get all of that information.
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You can connect to us on all of our socials, or we might even
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feature your idea in a future episode.
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In fact, you can call us. You can call us and leave us a
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That's 225-800-3058. Leave us a voicemail.
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It may get played on one of our live shows that we do on
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Wednesday. Thursday nights are really just
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about anytime, but typically Wednesday or Thursday night.
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So no more stalling boys. Grab your capes shape in your
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channel, in your inner superhero and let's talk about this.
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I mean, how fun is this going to be?
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I mean. Oh, this is great.
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I mean, it takes you back to your childhood, you know what I
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mean? Especially when the imagination
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to begin with was planted there and you're watching all these
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movies and these different, different superheroes and stuff.
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And like just imagining what it would be like, you know, you'd,
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you'd sit there for hours just imagining that you could fly,
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you could do, you know, you had X-ray vision or whatever it was
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just thinking about all the scenarios of how you could
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utilize those powers. You know it, but it never really
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ends. You get older, you still think
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about it, you know? You're still captivated by the
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idea and thought of having some sort of a superpower, you know?
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I found an old school trapper keeper.
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Oh wow, that's like a lummy trapper keeper.
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I like it. We're going to take it back,
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boys and girls. What all do we have in here?
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Oh, here's some cards right here.
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This there's a a Ricky Henderson card, Dream team Ricky
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Henderson. First thing I pull out.
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How cool is that? That's awesome.
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And I've, and now I've met Ricky.
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I mean, I know Ricky. I got his number.
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Ain't that crazy? Today I am the greatest.
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He'll tell you, won't he? So anyway, this is this is
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basically a card book full of the comic book baseball cards
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that came out. Probably this is 90s.
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So my brother and I collected all of those and what I love
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about these, I'll just pull one out is they give you ratings on
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the back and this one doesn't do it as much as some different
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different cars, different years. The way they lay their ratings
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out on the back is like the attributes.
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It's like speed 7 strength for mental powers this special
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abilities that. And that was always one of the
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the things was special powers. How much special powers you had?
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Sure. Fantastic Four, Thanos.
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Thanos, there's your strong there who would all of his
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power? Saber tooth Hulk verse leader.
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Crazy stuff here, but then the predecessor to that is classic
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comic books. Here's.
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Here's an Incredible Hulk #2 issue #240 this is.
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Probably. What year is that?
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1979. Wow, that's awesome dude.
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That's great. That thing's probably worth some
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money, dude, Yeah. Who knows, I haven't been
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through these since the resurgence and all this stuff.
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You may want to. You might be sitting on a
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freaking fortune. Over there, don't tell them we
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may never see them again. Maybe at the end of the Jr. the
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handler? Right, but some of these, you
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know, and we always had our favorites and I say all this to
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say yes, comic books, superpower superheroes, even the even the
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reason I like professional wrestling is because the first
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time I saw those guys, they look like what super superheroes look
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like. You just hope they're going to
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fight the bad guys off and good's going to win.
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Everybody's going to be OK. So I think that I think that's
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the the common theme where everyone loves the the
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superpowers and superhero deal. And there's so many out there to
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go down. This list is going to be
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interesting because I don't know about you guys, but I always had
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a wicked combination of superpowers I would like to have
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because there are so many. So this should be this.
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Yeah, I think I kind of do too. And they, they, I don't, I, I
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guess at the end of this deal, whenever we wrap this up here at
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the end, we're going to pick what superpower would we want
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based off of the 10 that we are are given.
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And, and like I said, if we miss one, you'll let us know.
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Shoot us, shoot us Adm on our socials or shoot us an e-mail,
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whatever you want to do. You got anything else that we
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need to see 'cause I mean, you have some, it looks like you've
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got some incredible stuff in. Here, I mean, I mean it's it's I
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mean, I should have done it better, but I mean, we've got
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spider man. There's some great senses there.
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What about the that those abilities?
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Oh wow, yeah. The Spidey senses.
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Wolverine versus Venom. I mean, you know, you've got
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you've got the Ghost Rider. That's Nicolas Cage under that
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fire. Wow.
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I mean, there's so many. There's yeah, that was awesome.
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Dude, I will say this though, my favorite superhero of all time
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was The Incredible Hulk. I'm an Incredible Hulk guy
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through through. That was my guy.
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I had the little shoes when I was little.
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The TV show, I loved it. I've always been a Hulk guy and
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he's usually one of the top dogs when it comes down to really
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getting down who's going to outlast He's he's usually in the
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last few, you know? Yeah.
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Yeah. Well, I mean, I think that that
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that's a great place to start with the countdown, because
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coming in at #10 on our countdown is what the Hulk is,
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superhuman strength. That's exactly what the Hulk is,
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you know, Yeah, I think JB is going to push back on that a
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little bit. Like #10 like that's number ten.
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I mean, strength, but #10 that superhuman strength.
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And here's some pros. I'll give you some pros and some
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cons. Yeah, of course, pros, you can
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lift anything with these. No more struggling with
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groceries or furniture. So like, imagine all of these
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superhuman strengths are imagine that the you have these
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strengths, OK? They're perfect for sports,
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perfect for fighting crime. Instant confidence booster.
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You're practically a human tank, which is exactly what the Hulk
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is. You have to remove yourself from
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certain sporting events and stuff that like you really can't
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play sports and be fair, right? You know, I don't think that you
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could like you wouldn't want that guy.
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Like, no, you're not a no, just shoving that just throwing
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everybody back, you know, like you're running.
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You're not like the best ground game in all of college football.
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Like, you know what I mean? In college and the pros like you
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just shove everybody out of the way and you're running back
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takes off. Oh, yeah.
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It really wouldn't be fair. That is one of the cons.
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You know you could accidentally hurt others without realizing
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your own strength playing. Sports, being all happy, just
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like a big dumb animal, a bull in a China shop.
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It's hard to blend in. People might expect you to help
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all the time. You know that that.
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Would get annoying anytime something needed to be done that
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need to be lifted. Call like a you to be like man I
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got only I'm the only one that can do this apparently.
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Yeah, exactly where we go again. Yeah, here we go again,
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especially. If you're the only guy, if
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you're the only one with a superhero on this earth and
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you've got that's your, everybody's going to be calling
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you to do anything. Be like you.
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Be like. If you're the only dentist
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everybody who had a hurt tooth got, you're the only person they
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could call. You the only.
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Dentist The. Only person that has needs
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that's got a bad tooth, you're the only person they can call
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everybody. Unbelievable.
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I would. I mean, you could make money,
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but it does superheroes, they don't ever seem to be in it for
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the money. So, you know, not the good guys
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anyhow. So I mean definitely, definitely
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some cons on doing that. I think it's interesting that
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you brought those lovely little, those lovely awesome comic books
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in into this. That's.
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Not sure I've got more stuff, but my y'all, my studio is a
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wreck. I'm going to spend some time
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this offseason to get it shaped up.
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We'll have a new studio for next year when we start in 25.
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So y'all, get ready for the year of the Tig bits.
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It's going to be 2020. Yeah, that's it.
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I love it. I love it changing things and
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and again, we'll, I think that'll be a good time.
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There's so much stuff in his studio, y'all, that you can't
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even see on camera. I think we should do an entire
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show, a show and tell. Oh wow.
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That's a great idea, exactly. What we've started with, but
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yes, we we need a show it I don't think 1 show would even
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fit it in Jr. but coming in at #9 telepathy.
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Oh. Yeah, dude, exactly what you're
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thinking. I knew you were going to say
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that before you said it. You did.
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Yeah. That would be.
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That is really, that is unbelievable, dude.
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That's such a game changer. If you could start reading minds
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out there and understand what people are thinking, like you
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could just dominate everything that you do.
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Any anything absolutely dominant, absolutely just
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chilling. Oh, just go the first card game
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you see and clean up. From then on out.
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You know what? Everybody's got every.
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Time. Oh, my God.
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Just everything. Yeah, yeah, everything.
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It would really be probably life would get very boring.
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You're the only one. Like, there's no challenge.
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There's no challenge. I know exactly what you're
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thinking before you can say it. Like this sucks, you know?
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Like almost want to block a bird just some days, you know what I
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mean? It would be good.
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It would be good if it's one of those things you really have to
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concentrate and try and you could barely get it to work
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sometimes, you know, because if it's not, but then you're
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straining yourself to death because somebody would be
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wanting you to do it for them. And yeah, yeah, that'd be a big
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bird. That's why we say the risk
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reward, squeeze, the juice kind of thing.
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That's a big burden. It is.
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It is so, so some of the pros that that it has you always
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knows. You always know what others are
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thinking, obviously. So there's no more guessing
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game. Nope.
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Useful for negotiations, relationships, and avoiding
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awkward situations. There would be none.
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They wouldn't exist. No one would ever argue with
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you. You'd have to keep it so secret
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that you had this superpower you couldn't tell anyone.
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Yeah, You'd just have to bring it in when you needed to.
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Just you say something, you couldn't tell them you know
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exactly what they're thinking like that and be that guy.
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That's right, Yeah. That's right, yeah.
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What if Trump had that? He may.
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Very well made. Very good point, Chad.
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You can. It says you can detect lies or
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hidden intentions as well. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can. Everything's a lie.
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It's all a lie. I mean, it all makes sense.
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What's the downsides? It says.
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The downsides? Information overload.
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So you're hearing everyone's thoughts could be overwhelming.
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What was that movie where there was someone that could do that
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and it was just. What I'm talking about was that
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Jim Carrey and the one where he could hear everybody.
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Yeah. Yes, I think that is exactly who
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it was. Yeah, that was a wild movie.
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And and it would that would drive me.
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That would drive me insane. Yeah, that's a yeah.
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That's not a superpower anybody wants.
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What's #8 I'm over this because it's got me thinking here too.
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I'm thinking, oh, that could get that.
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Could be that. Yeah.
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I mean, it's all I. Believe when you're ruin
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relationships. Like, Oh yeah, you have to hear
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the bad stuff, too, not just the juicy good stuff, yeah.
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You hear it all, you hear it all.
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I don't think I really want that power.
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Just I'm I can go ahead and scratch that one.
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Out for me. Yeah, so coming in at #8 Jr.,
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you ask invincibility or invisibility not.
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Invisibility or invincibility? Let's get it straight.
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Invisibility, like no one to see you.
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Wow, that would be a good one, because that would be one you'd
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have to be able to turn on and turn off, right?
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You're just there and then boop. Then you go invisible and you
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can choose. You can go choose when you need
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to go get the information that you need to get.
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Like you could go behind closed doors, having a closed door
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meeting. You know exactly what they're
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talking about. And you said he'd come back.
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Visibility. Good, that's a good.
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That's a good one. I'd like that when you could
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find out some stuff, get the Intel you need, but then roll
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around day-to-day, everything being fine.
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But how would the same, I mean, yeah, I guess with that if you
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and what we'll get there with if you could combine multiple
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powers if that's all you had, you have to be in that place at
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that time to hear see whatever. If you could just be invisible
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and walk up to anywhere, just go get on a plane, go get on the
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jet, go wherever you got to go walk up to the right next, sit
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next. But this is what I always wonder
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when you're invisible, do your clothes because they're touching
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you become invisible or it's just you.
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So like I think the claw in a hurry need to go invisible.
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Do your clothes just fall on the ground and you're invisible, or
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are you walking around with clothes on an invisible person?
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I think somehow the clothes attached to your body become
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invisible as well. Like that's the rule of thumb
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I'd go by like, just that way. I'm just standing there and
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suddenly I'm gone, my hat included.
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You know what I mean? My hat's just not special.
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Washing detergent like a little spray, like a spray repellent
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spray you would spray. Think about you get, you're
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getting free concerts, you get to go to like Disney World free,
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you get to go everywhere free. You don't pay for anything like
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as far as entry fees and stuff. It's like.
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The only yeah, I would say the negative.
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Big lines at Disney makes me laugh.
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Oh yeah, I. Know it, I can't sit here.
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It's just some invisible person that you just riding the ride.
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Oh. My God.
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I'd totally do that. Oh, that's great.
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Sorry, Jr. Oh, just no, just walk up, walk
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up right to a restaurant somewhere, Just get get or
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somebody's plate and get the biggest shrimp they got and just
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knock it down. You know what I mean?
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They're like, what happened? They'll have no idea.
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That would be so great. So obviously some of the pros
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sneak around undetected, which is great for avoiding awkward
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situations. Like we said, perfect for spying
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or gathering information and could help in dangerous
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situations like avoiding enemies or bullies.
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Some of the cons it could leave you feeling isolated.
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You know people might not notice or acknowledge you.
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They wouldn't if they can't freaking see you.
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No, it had to be a turn off, turn on thing.
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Like I couldn't just walk around invisible all the time.
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That would be a horrible existence.
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Oh, some. Potential.
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If you couldn't turn it off, then no way.
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If you would open. Up a checking account even to
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you can't even make money because you're not even a
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person. You really don't exist.
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You get pulled out. You'd have you'd have the cops
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chasing you all the time because if you're driving, they would
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think no one's in the car and you're driving, so they're just
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chasing you around with the lights on.
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You're just a ghost, basically. It's what you become if you're
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just invisible all the time. That's what you that's totally
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what you've become, some cons at ChatGPT said, though it seems to
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disagree. We agree it's a cloak like you.
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You turn invisible, you snap your fingers, bam I'm invisible
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and everything included it says. Not very useful if you need to
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carry visible items like clothes or objects, which I mean you.
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Know you see a. Sword walking down the street.
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Yeah, just a cups floating. You know, people may catch on
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that that this person has that superpower.
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This is awesome. It really is.
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It really is. So coming in at #7 lucky number
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seven, I think would probably, I think this one should be higher
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on the list time travel. Yeah, that's a that's, you know,
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that's that double edged sword as well though, man.
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You know, it's like, hey, obviously to good travel.
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Here's what I'd use it for initially.
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I'd go a week in the future on a Big Lottery week, I'd win the
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lottery, just ramp up my account, just go there, get the
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lottery numbers, come back here, play the lottery that week and
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be good on money. And then after that, you have to
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be really selective of how you use this thing, man, you know
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what I mean? Like after you fill up your tank
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a little bit, like you got to think about it, you go back and
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you can change time if. Anybody ever finds out you did
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that? If anybody ever finds out you
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did that though, would almost never be able to use the power
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again, because if they found out you cheated on the lottery, then
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they would be, yeah, you'd go to jail.
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What is there a law against going in the future?
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Is there a law to time travel to go get the numbers?
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I don't think. Currently I don't, I don't think
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there is currently, I mean we. Can add congressman or senator.
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They would probably have to set a new press and a new law I like
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at that point, but. But look, I just think my first
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thought on time travel is how many movies have we seen to time
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travel? How many have ended really,
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really peacefully and nice? Never ever.
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It never works out. It never works a lot.
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You're trying to make up your mistakes and you're trying to go
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back and correct this because you screwed up this.
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Now this person doesn't even exist anymore because they
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didn't even meet. And like, I mean, the
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implications and the ramifications, they come on that
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butterfly effect type deal, you know what I mean?
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Like, it is, it is powerful. Like if you could really do
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that, especially going back in time, you know?
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Yeah. And that's, that's Back to the
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future. So back to the future, that's
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what it says. Some of the.
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Pros. You can.
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You can fix mistakes in the past like you said, you can explore
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future possibilities, you can witness historic events first
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hand. I mean, that would be fun.
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You could gain valuable knowledge and foresight, like
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lottery numbers or if you wanted to just, you know, be like, hey,
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I'm going to jump to the future. Who wins the World Series next
19:46
year? Let me go place that prop bet
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and just ride it out for a while.
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You can do that. You know, that may be a little
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more visible, though. Somebody's like, man, how do you
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know Tampa Bay was going to win damn World Series next year?
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Game 6. You get really dialed in, hey.
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Yeah, just hitting all the prop bets, everything along the way.
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Yeah, doing it. That's how I would do it.
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I'd trickle it. I'd trickle it.
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It was sports betting. You go to the future and you get
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the cure for cancer and you come back and give the papers to the
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doctors. Everybody wins.
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That would be unbelievable you. See that and that's where you
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you know, you'd feel obligated to do some things, you know what
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I mean, save lives at the horrible, you know, tragic event
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takes place. Like how do you not go rectify
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that it that's where it would become tough like you would have
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to start thinking, OK, how's this going to impact, you know,
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the future? How's it going to impact?
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Everything is already happening. It's going to happen.
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So that's where you have to be that's where it gets man, that's
20:42
a lot. That's a lot.
20:43
I'd want to use it once and kind of throw it away.
20:45
I just want to get a bunch of cash and just get out there
20:47
because but you know. You don't.
20:49
You don't need cash, though. Why would you need cash if
20:51
you're hungry? You just go to a time when you
20:53
like the food that era and then eat something and then get back
20:56
in the future. Nobody's got to be there to
20:58
arrest you because you don't. You're not there any.
20:59
You're not. You just eat.
21:00
It just go steal it. Oh yeah, just go eat it and then
21:02
have out. That's great.
21:05
I thought about this restaurant. Watch it.
21:09
That's how somebody gets killed. You go back to 1868 and you're
21:12
like, hey, I think I want to try one of these cowboy steaks, a
21:15
real one at the cowboy Fire. And you know, you somehow you're
21:18
invisible and then you time travel back and then you go grab
21:22
that steak. Somebody's getting murdered in
21:24
1868 at the Cowboy campfire, and there's.
21:28
No, dude, you just go back to like your house or something
21:31
when you were at grandma's or something when you were a kid.
21:33
You know they want to be home. You're like, well it I know
21:35
she's here at 6:00 on Tuesdays. Let me go here.
21:37
Oh, that's funny. And.
21:39
And then you go in and get whatever you was go eat anyway,
21:41
they won't miss it. That's what happened to those.
21:43
That's what happened to those cookies, 1986.
21:47
Wonder why I killed my neighbor that day?
21:49
No wonder. That's a good point.
21:52
All right, moving on, number coming in at number six and this
21:57
is this is an interesting one shape shifting.
22:01
Oh yeah. Just you could become anyone or
22:04
anything. Blend in Evade.
22:09
Super powerful, like you said, go rob a bank and everything
22:12
comes around money. Go rob a bank and when you come
22:14
out, you know the guy that they described in there, it's not
22:16
you. As you walked out, you just
22:18
chill and walk down the streets. The cops are all coming there
22:20
freaking out. It wasn't me.
22:21
Are you shape shifting to something else to go rob the
22:23
bank and then go back into yourself?
22:24
Like I don't know who that guy was.
22:26
It wasn't me. Very Robert Patrick S.
22:30
See, for me, it's where my mind drifts.
22:33
It's like how, what, what can you shift to?
22:36
Anything you can think of? And when you shift to that, do
22:39
you get the superpowers? No like.
22:41
If I want to, can I shape shift into a Tyrannosaurus Rex or can
22:46
I shape shift into a huge prehistoric sea monster and go
22:51
take down all the illegal commercial fishermen?
22:55
You were going to say that? Illegal people trying to cross
22:57
the wall. We're going to sit the border
22:59
down with my rapid big tail. Going to shape shift into wall.
23:06
Shape shift the wall. Hello people get away this is
23:11
my. Board, you're right.
23:14
That's a great. Point what all where, where does
23:15
it end? You know what I mean?
23:16
Like, yeah, AT Rex, you know, if you could bring that back into
23:21
the to now, yeah. Because think of, think about if
23:23
you're AT Rex, you only have to rob the bank.
23:25
You just walk up the bank and growl.
23:26
They'll just throw the money at you.
23:28
Time travel with the combination time travel growl, you time
23:34
travel go back. You shape shift into AT Rex, you
23:37
time travel back. That's how you're back.
23:39
That's how you get, that's how you get the T Rex.
23:41
Yeah, if you combine those two. So it some cons.
23:46
It says that you could lose touch with your true self over
23:49
time. Yeah, you.
23:50
Think I. Don't know why you can
23:54
accidentally get stuck in a different form, you know, I
23:59
mean, for sure it raises identity and ethical questions.
24:03
Yeah, whatever. I mean, you know, all of these
24:05
raise ethical and identity questions.
24:08
We're talking about coming in at #5 super speed, super speed.
24:21
That'd be pretty. That'd be pretty handy, buddy.
24:22
That'd be pretty. Dang, that'd be fun.
24:24
That'd just be fun. I mean I know you it's like you
24:28
love to run and you're fast to begin with Blasey, but imagine
24:31
being like lightning, literally get anywhere fast.
24:35
Dude like the. Fly.
24:36
No more wasting time wherever you're at.
24:39
Just you know, hey, I want to go.
24:41
I'm sitting here. I.
24:42
Wonder how far I could run before I run out of like, you
24:45
know, become exhausted. You know what I mean?
24:48
Or I can't catch my breath. Can I run?
24:49
Like, could I run down South? Literally, like, you know, got
24:52
to run down there, get the show real quick and I run back to the
24:54
house. I think you could.
24:56
I think that all of this is assuming that it's infinite.
24:59
Power at whatever superpower you have is infinite.
25:03
I'd take speed. I'd take speed without like
25:05
everything that comes with it. Like you might could be fast
25:08
enough that you could be there. Where?
25:10
In your studio? Run over here, jump in here,
25:13
leave your comment and then run back.
25:16
Yeah, I mean, that's super speed.
25:17
Super speed. Yeah, I can be.
25:19
Well, the that's TV show, The Flash, that's a couple just been
25:23
out for a couple years recently that they really break it down
25:26
good because they slow it down and stuff.
25:27
So that would be, if that's what you have, that would be pretty
25:30
wild for sure. He can do that.
25:34
I mean, just Blaze, you can stay out of trouble.
25:36
I definitely don't have to worry about buying any food.
25:38
You just swoop a sandwich anywhere you want, anytime you
25:42
want. Yeah.
25:43
That's. True endless sandwiches.
25:45
Perfect for multi tasking which is endless sandwiches.
25:50
Blasey. Wants to easy to grab on the
25:51
run, you know. Jr. wants to eat you know where.
25:56
Our mind's at. Well, we know where our.
25:57
Minds are superpower supports, yeah.
26:00
That's it. That's it.
26:01
Yeah, I love it. So it's super speed is perfect
26:05
for multitasking. It's great for sports.
26:08
It's great for rescue missions or fighting crime.
26:11
All of the above for sure. I do love it whenever in those
26:14
shows. I haven't I watched the first
26:16
episode or two of the Flash. It didn't grab me enough to
26:20
watch like the next day, but it was good.
26:23
It wasn't anything wrong with it.
26:24
It's just I rolled on to something else.
26:27
But I love it in those kind of shows where they and show the
26:30
speed and it's like a blur, but then they they show it in super
26:35
slow MO and you can just like, you know, I love those scenes in
26:40
any movie. They do it in Deadpool too, and
26:42
you know, and he'll give. Yeah, look to the camera.
26:45
I love it when that happened. You don't use it delicately.
26:48
Bullets. Oh yeah.
26:49
Yes. That old gimmick.
26:51
I mean, the whole the whole opening sequence of the latest
26:55
Deadpool is that of just. And and like and like inner
27:01
dialogue with his self kind. Of things yes it's so slow yes
27:07
it's just it's that never gets old to me that's an oldest trick
27:11
in the book but it just never gets old to me so yeah some some
27:16
cons on this is it would be hard to slow down you could feel out
27:21
of sync with the world true absolutely risk of accidents if
27:26
not careful like colliding with objects at high speed I'm
27:30
assuming with this superpower you already know how to just
27:33
dodge all that stuff but I guess if you're a human you don't so
27:39
that that's a that's. A that's huge.
27:40
Like, yeah, you got to kind of slow down.
27:42
Like you end up, you know, things, you get rough.
27:44
Going you go in a million miles an hour and you hit a stop sign,
27:48
you're done being with your super.
27:50
So that's just a splatter. What was that somebody just
27:55
standing there around the on the curb or something all of a
27:57
sudden, just like what just happened there?
28:00
Where do you go? Where do?
28:02
You go and and says you may age faster depending on how time
28:06
perception works. So then that that opens a whole
28:10
another theory and thought like I think this.
28:13
Shows you selectively, yeah. Yeah, I think this show's just
28:17
kind of opening another can of worms for us to explore down the
28:21
road, another show to basically follow up.
28:24
I agree. With the Super speed, I'd
28:26
wonder, I'd worry like your tendons and your organs and
28:29
things, how do they keep up with all this movement, you know and
28:31
stuff. Yeah.
28:33
And do you? Age.
28:34
Because if you age, I mean, at some point you ain't gonna feel
28:37
like running. No.
28:38
That's true. And look, that that that brings
28:41
us Jr. You couldn't have lobbed that
28:43
softball up any better coming in at #4 healing factor.
28:49
So. You could recover quickly from
28:50
injuries or illnesses. Practically invincible.
28:55
Practically. I'll take the healing part.
28:57
Like I don't know about like immortality type deal.
29:00
Like, you know, do I want to be immortal if I'm the only one
29:02
that's immortal on Earth? I don't think so.
29:04
But healing and like staying healthy while I'm here, like
29:07
heck yeah, I'll take that one about.
29:08
Yeah, but you probably got to take both, don't you?
29:12
We haven't decided that yet. Like, I think that's a whole
29:15
show in and of itself, Possibly our show following this one that
29:19
we. May not do is if not you.
29:21
What do we want to combine here? Yeah.
29:23
If not, you only leave yourself up for, you know, an accident or
29:26
someone to take your life if you couldn't die of natural causes
29:29
because you're everything that would happen would heal.
29:32
Yeah. Yeah.
29:33
Yeah, you never have to worry about sickness or aging.
29:36
So yeah, I mean you're. That'd be nice on there on the
29:39
sickness side and on like healing side, you know what I
29:42
mean? Like.
29:42
That or maybe fantastic. Yeah.
29:44
Or maybe it's one of those things you actually test the
29:47
limits of human knowledge and you go until the natural body is
29:50
supposed to expire, whatever 100 and whatever that is.
29:53
You're just perfect the whole time.
29:54
Yep, and then your body just finally shuts down because it
29:57
you know it can't go anymore. That'd be cool help this guy
30:02
that ever lived. Yeah.
30:04
It would be. I haven't been working on that
30:08
yet. Maybe this next for the next
30:09
half my life of of work. On that I mean at #3
30:13
teleportation. Oh, now that is a game changer.
30:18
You know what? If you could teleport like that
30:21
flight that Malaysian flight did and suddenly be in one place and
30:24
then boom, you're somewhere else.
30:25
That is such a game changer, dude, to becoming the most
30:28
efficient person ever. Like unbelievable.
30:32
You just wear, you create a whole brand called efficiency.
30:35
You know what I mean? Everybody would want to wear
30:36
your clothing because I'd want to be you.
30:37
So yeah, I'd, I'd, I'd take that one.
30:40
Give me that. Give me that.
30:42
I'm a strong lean on it myself. I mean instant travel.
30:46
You can skip flights, commute security checks, go to concerts.
30:51
You could. I mean like could.
30:53
You take somebody with you. If you were holding them, could
30:55
somebody go with you? Maybe.
30:59
It may take a lot out of you though.
31:00
You may be very worn out when you get there.
31:02
You may have to recoup. I mean, there's so.
31:06
Many ways I would think that would be useful.
31:08
Just bringing somebody with you. Yeah, it would be phenomenal.
31:10
Think about the sandwiches you could go collect.
31:13
Oh, but, but then. But if you're by yourself and
31:17
you can't and you can't, oh, I guess you take the sandwiches
31:20
back to the if you could. But see, can you take the
31:22
sandwiches back where you tell it?
31:23
Can you teleport the sandwich in your hand?
31:27
I don't know. Bill and Ted did.
31:28
Oh, there we go. Then probably you can Bill and
31:31
Ted. Did well.
31:32
And you know, Scott Baio, when he would say, Ziggy, Get Me Out
31:36
of here, you know? And they, and they brought
31:38
people in the phone booth too. So, I mean, if we're living in
31:42
Bill and Ted's world, then yes, you can.
31:45
You can. You can bring Abraham Lincoln
31:48
back with you. Ziggy, Get Me Out of here.
31:50
There was a Ziggy the other night at the at the Halloween
31:52
party I went to. Somebody came to Ziggy, the old
31:54
school Ziggy. I thought it was really.
31:55
Yeah, I started looking and I was like, wait, wait, wait,
31:58
wait. I keep dropping this chair.
32:01
Anyway, Yeah, he came to Ziggy. Dude, I thought that was
32:04
awesome. I was like, God, I thought about
32:05
that guy in a minute. Some of the kinds, it could be
32:08
disorienting without knowing what's at the destination, which
32:12
I'm assuming if you you know where you're going to go if you
32:15
teleport ChatGPT like you've made the decision and I guess
32:19
you teleport there or you get in the phone booth and you call it,
32:22
whatever. I don't want to play
32:23
teleportation potpourri, you know, I mean like, no, no, no,
32:25
no. That's trying to go to a lions
32:27
den. I'm not interested in that if if
32:30
all if you're telling me the only way you can teleport is
32:32
just randomly. No.
32:34
The hell with that? I'm not.
32:36
I'm not interested. That doesn't sound.
32:37
Like I like that. I like that you have to see it
32:40
to go there. I think that's a good
32:41
compromise. If I can see it, I go there.
32:43
Like I can boop, boop and I can just keep bopping myself ahead
32:46
if I need to go somewhere or. It'd be fun.
32:48
You know what? I'm saying you have to have some
32:50
kind of limitation to 'cause if not you'd have to have telepathy
32:54
also because you have nowhere you were going or some form of
32:57
that. Of what was happening there.
32:58
Know where you're where, Because if I say I want to go, you know
33:02
you'd have no or you'd have to know specific coordinates.
33:05
But even then, what if that place is on fire or flooded,
33:08
right? There, Yeah, middle of a
33:09
tornado. Jeff Petrowski's out there
33:11
chasing a storm. Yeah, I want to go to lake.
33:12
I want to go to Lake. Yeah.
33:15
Or me. I wish out, you know, or me.
33:16
I'm like, I want to be on Lake Martin right now so I could fish
33:19
on my old dock where I grew up. Boom.
33:20
And I get there as tornado or you know.
33:24
That was, that was. Bulldozer or who knows.
33:26
So I think I think that being able to see it would be a good
33:29
one for. That makes sense, yeah.
33:32
That makes sense. Coming in at #2 This is
33:36
definitely one that 100%. I mean, I think it should.
33:39
I think this should be #1 personally.
33:43
Laser beams fry balls dude flights the best I mean.
33:47
Flights. The best flight.
33:49
Flight. So you could fly.
33:52
You could soar through the skies and escape the daily grind.
33:55
You could save money on transportation and travel.
33:58
That is not what my concern would be exactly.
34:01
You could fly in like Blossy, the one man posse coming in in
34:06
his Superman Cape absolutely looking for people that you
34:10
could have the laser beams and and we've lost Blacy.
34:14
We've lost Blacy. See what if.
34:16
He's back, kind of caught a little drift there, a little
34:20
wind shear. I mean, I would love to fly.
34:26
I'll look at birds all the time and I'm just like, I meant
34:29
that's fun. God, I dream about it all the
34:31
time and I dream I figured out this little thing where I can
34:33
kind of just kind of jump and kind of hold my breath and kind
34:35
of go and I can just kind of really scooch and maybe go like
34:40
10 or 20 feet and kind of just grab onto another lady, kind of
34:43
do it again. I can really float really well
34:46
in my dreams. You know, it's a lot like a long
34:48
float flight and I really figured it out.
34:50
It's like just kind of just got to hold your breath and just got
34:52
to jump. Just kind of.
34:55
You find your dreams a fair, fairly good amount Don't.
34:58
You, I fly a lot, yeah, we talked about.
35:00
That in one of our episodes. I'll have to go back and check
35:04
that out. I can't remember which one it
35:06
is. It's with bug.
35:07
I think it is with the bug, yeah.
35:09
Of course, some kinds that you could encounter dangerous
35:13
weather at high altitudes. Again, if you're flying, I don't
35:17
think you're worried about the weather.
35:19
So that's dumb. Chet G Chet GPT could attract
35:23
too much attention, you think? I think that would do it.
35:30
I mean, come on. Land.
35:32
And physically tiring again, I think if you have these
35:35
superpowers, you don't run out of steam.
35:38
You can just are you, you know, it's not a video game.
35:41
You're already have a superpower.
35:43
You're it's unlimited access help.
35:45
Meter. Help Meter.
35:47
If you have the flu though, can you just don't go as?
35:49
Fast. Good point.
35:52
Good. Point.
35:53
Good point. If you don't, if you, if you
35:55
can't heal, you don't have that ability then.
35:58
Probably you can't flew, you can't fly.
35:59
Coming in at #1 Mind control. Oh.
36:06
Mind control. You can influence others.
36:09
It's powerful if you can control the other person's mind.
36:14
You know what I mean? You just just in the word
36:15
itself, right? Like that changes everything.
36:18
You got full control of everything.
36:20
Full control of all of it. Everything I mean so you can
36:25
tell me. All the people.
36:27
Those people now what? Out.
36:30
Yeah. Do you mind control animals?
36:32
What do you do about the robots that are going to take over
36:35
here? I think the robots you don't,
36:36
because that's not a mind. I don't think you can control
36:38
them. They don't have a.
36:39
Mind, somebody's going to have to produce an AI to come against
36:42
you to challenge you through a robot that can come get you.
36:45
And they can, you know, until they can control your mind and
36:48
make you reprogramming. That's exactly right.
36:51
I mean, and that's what the Terminator is basically all
36:53
about. But if you could.
36:55
Control the mind of a herd of rhinoceroses and get them to
37:00
attack the robot that ChatGPT sending at us could.
37:05
I mean because you. Could talk to the animals.
37:07
You'd just be like, what was his name?
37:10
I think it was another Jim Carrey, where you can call all
37:11
the animals up. You just get all the animals to
37:13
come help you out. All the elephants and
37:14
rhinoceroses and gorillas and crocodiles and everything.
37:18
Come help they could probably. Take Bruce.
37:20
Almighty, Bruce Almighty. That's what I thought, but I, I
37:23
missed, I didn't want to say, but they could probably give the
37:26
robots a good a fair fight. And us too, because we're just
37:29
so we're just so little, but we could help.
37:31
We would throw rocks and like try to cut the robots supply
37:35
lines off if we could. Yeah, we really would.
37:40
You could have one of these superpowers.
37:43
Which one would it be? Jr.
37:45
That mind control is a tough one to pass up.
37:48
I mean, you know what I mean. It's it's.
37:49
High one for a reason. That's a, that's a tough one.
37:52
I think a fun safe one like Blacy had mentioned earlier is
37:55
probably going to be his is super speed.
37:57
I think that would be a good fun one.
38:00
Teleportation would be great. That's tough.
38:03
Shape shifting. I mean, this is tough guys, I
38:05
think. It is tough.
38:06
Healing factor is a second close to mind control and healing
38:10
factor only with some some kind of clarification on what it
38:13
really entails. Am I going to be healthy or am I
38:15
going to live forever? So but I would have to go with
38:18
the list. For the first time ever I'm
38:19
going with the machine and saying mind control.
38:22
You don't disagree with the list.
38:24
All right, all right. For me, For me, it would be
38:27
flight. I would, I want to fly.
38:29
I mean, yeah, the all of there's several that I would like to do.
38:33
Time travel would be mine would probably be #2 just because of
38:38
what all you could accomplish for yourself if you did time
38:43
travel. But flight would just be fun.
38:45
I would just like to be able to fly.
38:46
It would be great. And fly around.
38:48
Yeah. Wake up this morning.
38:49
What are you going to do today? I think we'll go for a flight.
38:52
Well, for me. What do you think?
38:53
For me, I'll keep it really simple.
38:55
I think it's being able to teleport like it's just, dude,
38:59
that's just a game changer and it's safe, you know what I mean?
39:01
I'm just, I get to pick and choose where I'm going.
39:03
So it's tell it's teleportation. Yeah, I'm just taking.
39:06
There you go. Yeah, there.
39:07
You go. I think that's a great answer.
39:09
I think that's a great answer. Will it?
39:11
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39:13
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39:14
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39:15
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