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72: Temptation Island - The Temptation Light (S5E5) · Reality TV Cringe

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scream as we watch this absurd yet entertaining show. We are so mean,
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I mean deservedly so. All of these people are absolute dopes, especially Vanessa
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and Dumbbells and Haul. Oh my god, great, I just can't with
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any of these people. I just go before we get into it, though.
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We also want to tell you that next Monday slash Tuesday, depending on
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whether you listen on Patreon or if you're just a regular Raccoon. Yeah,
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we're not going to be here. Yeah, okay, because I have some
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very special plans. Yeah, I'm going to be traveling. I'm a world
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traveler. She's going to the exotic land of des Moines. Iowa, what
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you wish you were going to des Moines? No, No, it is
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the pork capital of the world. Yeah, they eat a lot of the
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hog there. That's what you're going to be doing. That's right. Yeah,
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that's why you did this whole diet to blow it. I'm dancing in
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my chair. Y'all should see me. I'm so excited being I have so
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many plans. I've already figured out the first two days of eating. What
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are you going to eat? Well, on my first day of travel,
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You're gonna be making some cinnamon rolls for me. I feel like I got
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a promise out of you for that. No, I did promise you that,
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so I'm expecting that. All right, I'm gonna make you some and
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then we're gonna eat some banal food that night once we arrive at our first
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stop, because we're overnighting. Oh yeah, we're overnighting, so I'm probably
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gonna go a PF changs whatever. Don't judge me. I'm just looking forward
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to like a Cosmopolitan, Um, a lemon draw some wood could drink.
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Yeah, because you've been alcohol free, I've been having the DT's baby.
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The delirious tremors or delirious tremors, what is it? You're a medical expert,
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I don't know. You're shaken in alcohol shakes, the moaning in the
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shaken. No, I'm not, but I am looking forward to a drink.
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And then on Thursday, my brother's gonna greet us with taraake ribbs ya
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potato mac salad. That's the shit right there. Rice. We have rice
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with every male. We're from Hawaii. Yeah, big fucking cocktails and everything.
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Then the next night we're gonna go get Mexican food. We're gonna have
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some margarita quick. I didn't go to a steakhouse each day, my god.
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Yeah, all I'm gonna do is eat? What else is there to
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do in Iowa? I mean truly, But the only reason I mentioned this
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raccoons is because I'm not going to be here next week. Yeah, you
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were going to maybe invite someone to co host with you, And then I
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started crying and afl very offended and very attacked and wait, wait, I
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mean nobody can beat you, thank you, And this is arc five right
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here. But I do love Gertie. Yeah, Gertie did Subben for me
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when I went to Europe again. World traveler, yeah, world traveler yeah,
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and she was awesome. She was great. I always sister wives,
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Yeah, sister wives, because she's all she's triggered. She loves sister.
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She's like us, she gets triggered. She will always watch that and react
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with that. She's always like, can I be a third person on your
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bod so I can talk about sister? The answer is yes, yeah,
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that would be awesome. But we didn't want anybody to subben. So next
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week's Temptation Island episode, we're gonna forego. We're gonna double up the week
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after that. We will be back next Wednesday slash slash Thursday, pending on
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whether you're a patron or not. Just not Monday Tuesday. Yeah, okay,
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so just one episode, just breakyo, not too don't cry record.
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Yeah, I'm sorry. We'll be back. We don't mean to break your
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heart. I love you, Jesus, We'll be back. We love you,
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love you, love you. All right, let's get into this horse
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shit. I have some thoughts. I want to run by you. Some
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thoughts. Well, I watch these young kids, you know, they're so
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young, just making an ass out of themselves on TV just being so emotional,
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I mean, and falling for people, and I just I cringe in
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the side of my old body. I thank god, do you guys have
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no social awareness at how cringe you are? But then I think to myself
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self, when you were in your twenties, you were pretty dumb. Oh
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yeah, you were just a ding dong. I was cringe. In my
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early twenties, I was hella cringe. I mean, what are you in
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your mid twenties. Wow, you're so different. I well, at first,
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I was like chalking it up to youth, but then I look at
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you and I'm like, well, you're really mature, and I've known you
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for several years and you've always kind of been very well adjusted, socially appropriate.
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I can't see you go into Temptation Island with your oils real. Wow,
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God, we need a queer version of this though. That would be
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that would be lit, wouldn't that, Because my god, the queer Temptation
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Island, that the queer fantastic, the better with all lesbians, Yes,
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lesbians for sure, because the gay men would just be fucking everybody. Oh
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yeah, and they wouldn't care. They wouldn't hear the fuck yeah, let's
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just be honest lesbians, so they have that commitment level and the emotion and
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the drama would be really good. But I can't see you and you're a
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whiffle going to temptation alley hole and being this immature. I feel like we're
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outliers though in our generation, because I feel like a lot of young people.
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I say this asn't if I'm like forty, but all of the young
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people nowadays like it's cool to be out partying and having lots of sex and
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lots of hookups, like we never did any of that. Both of us
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are kind of prudish. I'm hear got married at how old were you were?
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Twenty? You were twenty years so that is adorable. I was nineteen
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when I got married the first time. My god, so I never really
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had a whole era. Yeah after my second marriage era, but I really
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never did any of this. But I can't see you acting like a fool
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like these people are. And I don't like doing this kind of stuff,
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Like I don't like the whole hookup culture type of vibe check. I don't
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like that stuff. And I'm such a modest person too, like I would
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never be wearing some of this ship. You really are a moment about at
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all. I really, I don't even I don't even like to wear a
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swimsuit, like a two piece swim suit and not got a banging bought.
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I don't know why, but I just I'm like my sister was like that
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too, Like we grew up very modest, and my mom was always like,
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what happened to you guys? Like she never raised us that way.
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She's like, you guys always just naturally were modest, conservative in that way.
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Yeah, yeah, I can't see you grinding up on somebody's erect boner
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like Vanessa is with Bryce in the Women's Villa in the tim Jason Malley such
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a hypocritical home. Oh, she triggers me so much. I feel like
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she's coming into the awareness though that nobody likes her. I always say this
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every week, but I just want to drive it into her consciousness. Nobody,
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nobody. Your approach to life and people and relationships is really broken and
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childish. You're a very selfish, self absorbed, and hard person. Your
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personality is hard. You're unfair in your relationships, and this is why nobody
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wants to be with you, not the other women in your villa, and
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none of the singles. Yea. And that's why you're gonna want Rob at
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the very end, because nobody wanted you in all of Temptation Islands. And
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that's what I worry about, because I don't want Rob to fall for her
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shit. I mean, he's talking a big game in this episode, and
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we'll get into it, but I'm like, I'm looking at him with a
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side eye. I don't know if I trust him because I feel like he's
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going to be hypnotized by her Cyran song, her big fat ass. Why
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you are just put out by her ass even as we're watching it, You're
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like, her asses all the way out. I'm like, yeah, it
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is all the way out. That's the point. You want to stick that
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ass out. And yet about what Rob's doing with his tongue, and she
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gets mad at him, just saying that he's embarrassed by her angry outbursts.
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Yeah, she's triggered into a fucking tantrum by that. But it's okay for
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her to put her big old ass on somebody's I mean, not just make
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it makes sense to the old lady in the room, please, it makes
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sense. But then what I was thinking was the two oldest people in this
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cast are Vanessa and Hall, and they're the lamest I know out of everybody.
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The young people, as dumb as they are with all their game playing,
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are evidently like more entertaining. Yeah, Vanessa is pretty entertaining, but
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she's hard to watch, yes, whereas Hall is just a snooze to watch.
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Dude, he's so boring. Could you imagine him in the sack,
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no vanilla missionary style? Man, he's a four inturant most. She walks
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around dopey, not even a dirt eaten. He's a four incher the most.
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But his tongue game's great. My tongue game is awesome with his no
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lips. I'm sorry, I don't know. Who do you think has the
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biggest dick out of all the guys the dudes? M maybe great? Maybe
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Rob? Because I told you I saw his dick. He did have kind
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of a big dick. Did you did you rewind and check out his dick?
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Did you see the dick? Christ? It was erect. I mean
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I was probably a good six to seven in the n is looking peep.
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Yeah, I got his bed. I don't think Chris has got a big
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dick. I don't know. I don't like him. I don't like him
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either. I think maybe great or maybe Rob because he saw a little bit
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of that. Yeah yeah, but it's not all. No, he thinks
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he's so hot. All he's got so much suave. All he's got going
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for him is his depth of feeling, which is why all he does is
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talk about wanting ki. I'm already I'm at that time in my life.
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I'm thirty six years old. I want a family. Oh my god,
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you're on the Temptation Island. He's so full of shit too. This episode
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he's talking about how he just wants to feel the love. He doesn't feel
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the love with Caitlin. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?
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You guys have been together eight years. Why are they on this show?
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They are the two most boring cast members out of everybody. They're super
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boring. I feel like we could have gotten a more entertaining couple. They
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are the worst couple by far. I know, I'm not interesting. What's
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Caitlin doing. Absolutely in this episode that's the most salacious thing she's done.
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All she's doing is missing Hall. Yeah, and all Hall is doing is
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boring everybody to tears well and staring at Michael's tits, which are always out,
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always out, and granted they're fantastic. I mean they're pretty voluptuous.
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She's got some great blossoms. Sure, that's her best pitch. I mean,
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is there anything else going on here other than you pretending to want children
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like Hall day because that's all he talks about, and pretending to be interested
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in Hall Like he's some catch. He's not a cat, not at all.
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And it's not like a ten year age gap. She's like twenty four
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show and I think she wants a big dick. I think she wants somebody
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who's good in bed. I think she wants excitement. She's twenty four,
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twenty five years old. It's not Hall. No, but he's her ticket
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to stay on the show. Without Hall, I don't know if she'd go
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home, That's the thing. So, like, what's the format of this
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show? Like, so are we doing eliminations every other episode and then splitting
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up every bonfire every single time? Girl? Back in the day, it
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was a bonfire every week, a full bonfire, men and women. And
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so at the end of the other no, not together, but you saw
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the women's and you saw the men's and then you picked up in the following
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week the next day and you had another week of activity and then back to
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a fucking bonfire at the end of that episode. They started to fuck with
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that formatt maybe one or two seasons ago, and now they're getting really bad
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about it. And the editing is kind of really jumpy, Like we were
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talking about, Yeah, it's really weird. It's back and forth to Villa's,
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to parties, to conversations, like for somebody who's trying to take notes,
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Yeah, because I take this seriously, I'm taking notes. I'm like,
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fuck, it's kind of hard to take note on. It kind of
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is hard to like remember the episode two because of how they jump to all
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of these things. Like I've watched this twice now. I mean it's entertaining,
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but I'm like, what happened, right, Well, granted you were
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high as funk. I was high the first time I watched it. I
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literally I watched it with my wife, right and we watched the beginning of
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it and then talked halfway through. Because it's kind of the same thing every
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time you start off, like picking up a little bit from the week before,
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and then you have the inevitable party at the guy's villa, the same
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party at the girls villa. Then you have a little drama drama, and
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then it's the bonfire situation or not, and it's a split up bonfire.
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So we only get to see the men's and now we have to wait until
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next week to see the women's. Oh my god, though I can't wait
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to see the women. Oh my god, Vanessa is going to freak the
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fun think, Oh, well, so is Paris. Total. Paris is
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going to freak out. Though if she was making out with Taji, she's
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going to freak out. She's crazy, she was probably she's a handy crazy.
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We are obviously getting ahead of ours, we are. Can we just
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like talk about major kind of themes of this episode, which, by the
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way, is Temptation Island Season five, episode five entitled the Temptation Light.
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Yeah, so that would be the first theme of this episode. So it
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took five episodes for us to get to the Temptation Light. So, and
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we were debating this while we were watching this today because they introduced the Temptation
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Light in this episode, and they introduced it to the girls first. They're
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explaining that it's gonna light up whenever someone gives into that tem temps. And
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so they explained it to the girls first. The girls are all just shocked,
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right, sagrinned. Oh god, what Vanessa's crying literally, she's so
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fucking dramatic, you know. And then they introduced it to the guys and
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they're also shocked. But I don't think the guys care. No, I
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just want to take care at all. They're like, we're on this,
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We're over those in the other villa, like, do whatever you want,
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lady, do not care. They brought us onto the show, So that's
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what we're gonna do with Eva. But we were introduced to this light earlier
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in the season. Where my thoughts we were trying to remember. I thought
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in the very first episode they were talking about how this season was going to
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be a bit different. For example, we were going to have a mixer
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with the singles and the couples, which never happened before, and then Mark
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talked about the Temptation light. Yeah, so I thought everybody knew that there
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was going to be a light and what the function of that light was for,
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right, But then when Mark brings in the light, Vanessa starts getting
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triggered. She literally starts crying with Ai Beard. Mister Mike, Yeah,
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I'm like, why are you guys surprised? I know, I'm like,
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why are you guys acting like you didn't know about the light? And why
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are we already into the season and we're just now five Yeah, when people
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have already been making out and twerking and all of this show. I know.
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So it's just weird to me. The editing of this, I think
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it's weird too. But on the other hand, it is a brilliant idea
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because anytime the light goes off in your villa, that means somebody in the
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other villa is cheating. Is cheating period way or four points. You don't
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know if it's sex. The illusion is that it you don't know if it's
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sex or if they're making out, kissing, could be kissing, yeah,
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various levels of intimacy, but it absolutely could be sex. So it's meant
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to drive you crazy. Yeah, if you actually care about your partner,
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which I don't think the guys really. They didn't care when the light went
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off, and they don't care at all. The men are just here to
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cheat. Yeah. The women, on the other hand, somewhat cared.
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I think Caitlin was like, well, what does that mean? Paris cared?
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And of course Vanessa was very emotional, although I don't know that I
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buy her display of emotionality. I don't think so. And I don't think
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Marisella really cared either. No, I turn up, Okay, it's on.
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In fact, she's like, let's start dancing around the light. Okay,
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we're getting ahead of ourselves. Yeah. So we start this episode kind
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of picking up where we left off last week with Tammy and Nafisa. They
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had an argument because Nafisa wanted to make sure Tammy had brushed her teeth before
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bed. I'm like, okay, that's stuped. They start fighting in front
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of Great. Great puts his towel over his head. He doesn't want to
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participate in it. Yeah, but ultimately this means Great's probably going to have
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to make a decision and choose between the women because the real reason they're fighting
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is because they're fighting over him, which I don't understand me neither. I'm
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like, really, there's other men in this villa that are more desirable.
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I mean, not any but Robson. He could shave the little things he
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said, dump dumb. Yeah he's but he's he's awakening. Yeah, by
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the end, when we get to the bonfire, he's awakening. But no,
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I just don't these single women have been given a bummer group of men.
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They seem well that's they're pretending. They've been given like the dregs across
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all seasons. Like these dudes are bad. Yeah, they're not exciting.
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No, not at all. Not even Chris, even though he likes to
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think he's the hottest one there, right and erudite and intelligent. I'm like,
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you're a narcissist and a misogynist. So it just talkic. So no.
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But anyways, so Tammy has a conversation with Great and she's just like,
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look, just let me go. Yeah, Like, I mean,
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I don't know what's going on with you and Nifissa, but I just want
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to be able to dance up on dudes, yeah and not worry about it.
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And he's like, okay, well do your damn thing. Yeah whatever,
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But she's playing a game. She really wants Great to say, No,
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girl, I don't want you dancing up on dudes. I want you
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dancing up on this dude dick right here. I'll go here dance up,
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but he doesn't. He's like, okay, yeah, whatever, So Tammy
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leaves because he's not into her. No, he's not into her at all.
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And I think the fight between Nafissa and Tammy turned him off totally.
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Then he gets into the hammock with Nafissa Hu and he's like, I want
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to connect with you, baby, Yeah, they tell me what you're thinking.
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And she's like, I don't want to talk. She's not even looking
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at him, she's just playing with a fucking palm leaf or some shit.
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I don't want to connect with you right now. Yeah, thanks, but
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no, And he's like okay. As she's curled up with him and he's
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got his legs wrapped around her, I'm like, whatever. You girls are
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playing the dumbest fucking game ever, playing hard to get. Well, it's
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working, though, I guess it. Following her around like a little puppet's
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only because he's easy and he just wants to fuck. The second he nuts,
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he's like, I'm done. Well, we'll see that, because I
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mean he nuts in this episode. Meanwhile, at the women's villa, we've
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got Paris, who's getting on my last nerve, like grow up, Oh
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my god, you're not fourteen years old. She's so easily on how to
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mature for real, Jesus Christ. So she's cooking breakfast for Taijik. She
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doesn't know how to cook, so this is quite the gesture, and he
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thinks it's really great. Yeah, We've got Vanessa talking to Marisella in her
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bedroom and she's like, you know, it's really been a long time,
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all right, since I've been vulnerable with anybody because they just sort of felt
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safe, you know, like I need a safe place to feel like the
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woman in me can come all the way out. And I don't know,
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I'm scared, girl, I'm really scared and soft as off scary girl,
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And like, weren't you just about to beat somebody's ass? Seriously? Like
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she's crazy, like certified crazy. She needs therapy to he worked for her
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in her life. I mean, this approach to men being batshit insane,
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mean, angry and a awful and a big boot at house. Yeah,
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I mean it works for a certain period of time, and if she can
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cap the right guy like she did in her first marriage, which would find
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out later at the bott we'll talk about it, then maybe she can make
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it work for a while, but there comes a point in time where people
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get fed up with her shit. The mask is gonna fall, baby,
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It's always gonna fall. Well, in that conversation, I wasn't interested in
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what Vanessa was talking about because they don't believe a word that she's saying.
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But I did hear Maricella say that in her relationships she has always been the
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one to take care of the man. Yeah, make sure he had everything
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he needed, make sure that she's everything he wanted and more, and that
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in all of her relationships she has been controlled, which we do kind of
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feel from Christopher, oh totally. And she says she's tired of being controlled.
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I'm like, please, please stop fucking with this dude. Yeah,
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and get a man that accepts you for you and your bast sexuality. Right,
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let's celebrate you. Guys can have a freaky polyamorous relationships. Tis.
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There's a TLC show for that, Yeah, and we would love to see
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it, Maricela. I would love to see that. I want you to
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break free, me too, Christopher. So she's becoming aware of her issues
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and her patterns, and I feel like she's at the very starting phase of
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wanting to make some new choices, which later in this episode she actually does
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and we love to see it for that quick. Now, back at the
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man's villa, we have a game of truth or Dare on Jenga on Jenga
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pieces, and everybody participates and writes down question they would like the men in
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particular to answer. So they asked some like really pointed questions and prepare to
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have fun. Yeah, so much fun. Guess what, It's not that
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fun at least it's not fun for Tammy. Mum, I think great.
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Got the first question and it was like who annoys you the most in the
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villa? Yeah, and he said Tammy and Nafisa arguing yeah, which I
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mean yeah, and they're just like okay, whatever. Then Alexius pulled a
22:26
Jenga and it was like kiss somebody in the room, and she chose to
22:30
kiss Abby. So you're straight girls making out where you turned on? I
22:33
saw you squirming in the liner. I was squirming because I'm cringing because I
22:37
hate seeing straight girls kiss and it's so stupid. Why it's dray girls can
22:42
get turned on by kissing on they turn the women are way more fluid than
22:48
they're only doing it right. I'm just trying to argue the point. After
22:52
that, Hall pulls a fucking Jenga piece. The question is what do you
22:57
fear most? Like, oh god, and he brings the fucking house down.
23:02
He couldn't be like, let's show us your dick. I mean,
23:03
I would love to know or have validated for me that he's got a little
23:07
dick. Yeah, but it wasn't that. It's like when you fear,
23:11
and he's like, I fear people are lying to themselves to cover up hurting
23:15
others in a relationship, like we're in a party. It's so stupid.
23:19
And his talking head, he's like, I feel like I've been the one
23:22
that's hiding my true self with Home. I'm like, dude, you propose
23:27
to her. You can't be this fucking stupid again. He just is hypnotized
23:33
by Michaela's bouncing breath. Every time he opens his mouth. He brings the
23:37
motherfucking house down. I know, it's like shot up, so boring.
23:41
Last, but not least Great pulls a Jenga piece, and it's to kiss
23:45
someone as well. And instead of choosing Tammy, remember said I want to
23:51
dance up on other dudes, he picks Nafisa. Yeah, and they have
23:53
a very intimate kiss with tongue and teeth, and she kissed him and his
23:59
mouth is open. She just kissed his teeth. Oh God. And then
24:02
he kisses her and then she sticks his tongue in his ginge of vitis.
24:07
Nasty. And Tammy's just watching from across the couch. She's staring at them
24:11
because I think she wrote that down one of her Jenga peef. She did
24:15
kiss somebody, and she was hoping that she would get it and she could
24:18
kiss great. Well, guess what. Guess he's making out with Nefisa.
24:22
Yep, and he liked it too. He did like it. Girl.
24:26
Back at the women's filla, we have Paris and Taijik sitting down for a
24:30
convo because Paris is still wanting to know the real Daijik. Yeah, she
24:34
wants to know who he really is. Be vulnerable Taiji, Yeah, tell
24:37
me what you want in life, and he's like, I don't know,
24:40
Like I just want to have fun and maybe talk to me in a year,
24:42
Yeah, after we've been together, and maybe I'll have a vision for
24:45
this relationship and an intention around it. But like right now, we're at
24:48
a fucking temptation. I like, and we stop talking about that. In
24:52
a year. He's saying that he's wild, he doesn't know how to play
24:56
this game. No, he doesn't. Paris gets mad and she's like,
25:00
really, a year, I've got to wait a year. She's like,
25:03
well, why don't you just go talk to other girls then? And he's
25:04
like, okay, all a bit, and then he walks away like a
25:08
child and leaves her there. I love that a little bit. I mean,
25:11
yeah, I'm like, she's trying to run game on you. She's
25:12
trying to get you to say the shit that she wants to hear that she
25:17
really wants to hear from Great, her boyfriend and the other Villa, which
25:19
he never says to her. So she's trying to get Taijik to say those
25:23
things, but he's just like nah. And she even says that she's realizing
25:27
that Tijik and Great are very similar in this way because they just don't know
25:30
how to be vulnerable and know how to be committed. And I'm like,
25:33
well, then, why are you still following for Taijik? Why are you
25:37
still trying to go after this dude if you know he's not wanting to be
25:40
committed because he's not. No, and the only thing he does to demonstrate
25:44
his interest in you is to give you a fucking laptown. Oh my god,
25:47
the same fun over and over. I'm just thinking to myself self,
25:51
if I were a dude, if I was a single okay, if I
25:53
was a single dude in the woman's villa, and I'm trying to like have
25:56
bro relationships with these other single guys, and I see that one guy constantly
26:02
give a stupid lap dance. I would be making so much fucking fun of
26:06
them, like me to stop it with the fucking lap dances. Dude.
26:11
Yeah, it's really bad, I know. And that's all he does.
26:14
Maybe that's all that he can do. That's what he does in the sack
26:17
too, and it lasts probably ten minutes. But I'm not turned on,
26:22
and that's a fact for real. Next we have the party night, So
26:26
the guys are going to have their prom night. And this is so great
26:30
first proms. So all the girls dressed up in prom dresses and the guys
26:34
dressed up in ripped tuxedos, like, okay, party fucking the Halves tuxedo
26:41
with the blue baby blue and the ripped cut off sleeves. I'm like,
26:44
why, there's no reason for it, but they're doing it anyway. I
26:48
hate it. And the women's villa, they're having a casino night. And
26:49
the thing that I hate about this is they act like this is a spontaneous
26:53
idea, Like Vanessa says, the guys wanted to make us feel better,
26:57
and so they decided to do a casino night. So I showed up in
27:00
my fucking lingerie to grind on people again night after night after night, and
27:04
we're going to do it again tonight, right under a different same thing Jesus
27:08
Christ. During the party, I think, is when Mark comes by and
27:12
brings the light or when does the light get into the picture? Well,
27:15
the light scene was a completely different scene because they were all wearing different clothes.
27:19
I don't know what's going This is where we're saying that editing is kind
27:22
of weird. So let's just say, yeah, there's parties going on.
27:25
The light comes maybe before or during the parties. Mark brings in the light
27:30
and explains, hey, when you see this light go off in your villa,
27:33
that means one of your partners and the other villa is running around making
27:40
somebody fuck. Yeah, and Vanessa, you know, is immediately triggered.
27:47
She starts to cry because it's hard for me to be vulnerable. And I'm
27:51
just thinking about Ram what he's doing, and I mean, I just I'm
27:53
so scared of being her, but I'm not scared of hurting you with my
27:56
fist. Of course that was Vanessa. So when the men hear about the
28:00
light, they're like, whoa, okay, party, Yeah whatever, let's
28:03
keep it moving. They don't give a sheet, No, they do not.
28:07
And then we start having the party and I don't know, lots of
28:11
grinding going on, a lot of grinding well like the girl's villa. They
28:15
were all wearing laingerie like you would said, Caitlin's boring. She's hugging who
28:21
Sebastian Sebastian again, another single that I have not paid attention to at all.
28:25
Me neither, And she's like, you feel so great to cuddle with.
28:26
I'm like, okay, cringe, why are you here? A cringe's
28:30
buck? And then fucking Vanessa is grinding up on with the same price with
28:34
her whole ass. I just couldn't even believe it, her whole bare ass.
28:38
Yeah, rubbing on his dick made us rewind a couple of times to
28:42
look at her ass, in particular because it's hanging out, because I don't
28:45
think she's wearing anything out of there. No, I don't think I think
28:49
there was a thong. I didn't see nothing. I mean, if anything,
28:52
it's a G string that's buried deep in those cheeks. Yeah, oh
28:56
lord Jesus, I get they're partying. They're having one and at the guy's
29:00
villa it's turning up as well, you know, holland Michaela. They're talking
29:04
about I don't give a shit, and he's like, are you playing with
29:07
me? Like do you really like me? Because that's my question too,
29:10
Like how could you ever, Michaela? I mean you think she's playing.
29:12
I know she's playing. I'm an intuitive person and I have for some no
29:18
way, absolutely no way. She hasn't been grinding up on any other dude.
29:21
That's because Hall is her meal ticket to stay on the island. She
29:23
wants to stay on Maui and keep partying. That's what she wants. In
29:26
any case, they're talking again and he's like, are you playing me?
29:30
Like do you actually like me? And I wouldn't blame you if you were
29:33
playing with me? Because I would fucking deserve it. Yeah, He's like,
29:37
I deserve a girl to break my heart, right Like okay, well
29:40
shit, well she's going to do that. Then we have Great and Nafisa,
29:44
and Great tells Nafisa, you know, I really liked what happened during
29:47
that Truth or Dared Jenga game and she's like, what remember when you kissed
29:51
my tooth and you gave me so hot a tongue dental exam. I was
29:56
like super turned on and I want to continue the exploration of that. And
30:00
she's like okay, yeah. So then they go into his bedroom. While
30:06
they're kind of talking about this, Tammy is across the room talking to Abby
30:10
and Dammy's just like, I really feel like I deserve to be kissed by
30:14
Great. I'm like, it's great, Tammy, what's happening with you?
30:18
She's sucking nuts. Earlier today, this very day, you said I want
30:22
to dance up on other dudes. I want to be set free. Let
30:26
me go. Now we know you never meant that, because you're sitting across
30:29
the room like I'm gonna go ask him for a kiss because I should have
30:32
been that kiss during the Jinga game, because I wrote that jinga block was
30:36
Nafisa, it was mine. So as she's saying this to Abby, Nafisa
30:40
and Great are walking behind them about six feet into Great's bedroom where they're gonna
30:45
lay it down and spread it. Wow, they're gonna fuck. And then
30:48
Nafisa sees that they closed the door. Great immediately is on the bed.
30:52
Nafisa starts kind of pulling her dress outright, and then Tammy walks in with
30:56
Abby with Abby and she's like, what are you all doing? Are you
31:00
guys good? I know? And Greats like now we're just I mean,
31:03
we're in here talking. Do you want to like come in and talk?
31:04
And she's like no, I just wanted to make sure you're okay. Great,
31:07
are you okay? He's like I'm great, Yeah, I'm doing right.
31:12
Yeah. Why are you doing in here? Um? And Tammy's just
31:17
like, okay, I just wanted to make sure. And I think Nafisa
31:19
says, what are you his mother? Yeah? She's like no, I
31:22
just wanted to check. And then she ends up leaving. Great and Nafisa
31:26
end up getting naked girl and they locked the door. They get in that
31:29
bed and they start smoochy smoochy, and I was looking under those cup well,
31:33
I was looking at the covers. Yeah, I was looking at the
31:36
shapes of the bodies, and I'm like, oh, great's Mountain Nissa.
31:41
Yeah, I think it's Yeah. I thought at first she was giving him
31:48
a blowjob because I thought it was her on top. Yeah, he said
31:51
it was great on top. It was great and his great big ass.
31:53
Oh my god, Mountain Nafisa or the stick in for the sticking girl.
32:00
And as soon as that happens, guess what. Red light? Red Light
32:04
and the women's villa during their party. During their party, they're all dancing
32:08
for their has seen a night, having a fun time forgetting about the light.
32:12
The light goes off and everybody's like whoa. And then she says that
32:21
really struck a nerve with her because now she's all all she's thinking about is
32:23
Rob what he's doing. Meanwhile, she's still walking around with her bare ass
32:29
hanging out, still grinding up on Bryce. Right is that a name?
32:31
Yeah? Yeah? Bryce. They're so forgetable. I don't blame you,
32:37
but like, it's rules for thee and not for me exactly. I can
32:39
do all the whole shit I want to do, but you can't even speak
32:43
a word against me, of course, and as soon as the red light
32:45
goes off, I'm just assuming you're doing something. And so she's super triggered.
32:50
But everybody else is like, turn up. Yeah, if that's what's
32:52
gonna care, if that's what's going to happen in the other villa, then
32:55
let's just have some fun. And so Marisella is like absolutely, he dance
33:00
up on Christiane. He's interchangeable with Sebastian. To me, I like,
33:05
I can't tell which one is which. See I confuse Christiane with Ai Beard
33:08
guy. I always think it's the same. Yeah. No, Christian's the
33:12
Australian dude. Yeah yeah. And so Maricella starts sexy dancing up on Christiane
33:17
and Christiane is feeling that, and I say again to you, Beatrice,
33:21
Yeah, every single man in that villa wants him some. Maricella. She
33:25
is sure the highest prize. She's so bummy, it's so classy. She's
33:30
sweet. I like her at classy she is after tonight though, well,
33:35
I mean, hey, there's nothing wrong with hooking up. I'm just saying
33:37
like she's classy, and how she presents herself is what I mean. Yes,
33:39
she's not locking around with her barren, right, she's not allowed mouth,
33:44
yeah, she's no, she's not provocative in any way. So ultimately
33:50
she goes into the bedroom with Christiane and he's laying her lap. I mean
33:54
she's got her she's got his hand and her coucie between her legs. I
34:00
mean, not the right way that it's the best way to be so it
34:01
could be fun, yeah, but the other way, we just know that
34:05
he's gonna turn around, he's gonna get a little bit of that Mala.
34:10
I mean, I don't know's you are so forward. I'm such a lasbian.
34:15
You are such a lesbian. That's what you were thinking about, was
34:19
I was like, you're like, okay, well, I'm waiting for Maricella
34:22
to hook up with a girl at one point. Yeah, waiting for that,
34:24
because if they brought that up at the very beginning of the season,
34:28
I'm expected, Yeah, some sort of temptation along those lines, top expect.
34:31
I agree with you. But they get into that bedroom and then now
34:35
the red light goes off in the men's yea, they must have fucked.
34:39
Nobody cares, honey, Yeah, no, they don't care at all.
34:43
They don't really care, Like I think Hall sees it, and some of
34:45
the women see it. The women in the men's villa, the singles start
34:47
like screaming, oh my god, the red light. But the men are
34:52
like greats fucking yeah. Um. Rob is out in the hammock with Dez
34:54
and we're going to get to that. I think Christopher is talking to Alexius
34:59
and hammock like none of the men care. No, only the women do.
35:02
And I thought that was pretty funny, pretty great compared to their reactions
35:07
at the bonfire, right, but they just don't give a shit. No,
35:10
they don't. And then we see Rob in the hammock with Does and
35:15
he starts making out with her. Yeah, he made out with her last
35:19
week as well, which I bet we're going to have Vanessa Sea in the
35:22
bonfire. I can't wait. Sweet. And so then the red light goes
35:25
off. Yeah at the girl's vellop and I think even Rob said at some
35:31
point in this episode he's like, I wonder if I've set that red light
35:35
off already, and yeah you did, Yeah this episode you did, you
35:38
did. And then Chris is in the hammock with Alexius, right, and
35:44
they're cuddling and everything, and this is where Chris is the dumbest shit ever
35:47
and is talking head. He's like, I really like Alexius because she challenges
35:52
me, and she challenges me by asking me challenging question. I know you
35:57
were just laughing. I'm like, oh my god, you sounds so dull,
36:00
Brazel, I know. But he's like, he says this a lot,
36:04
like I'm so vulnerable, Like I feel like, you know, she's
36:06
really wants to know me, asking me questions, asking me what inspires me,
36:13
what motivates me, me me me me me me me me me me
36:15
me me me me me me me me me me me me. What else
36:16
do you have? Sir? Yeah, thank an image, dude. And
36:21
then he said something too, Was it Tia? Was it where he was
36:25
talking? Comes? No, that was the next Tia comes running out to
36:30
the hammock with Chris and Alexius to say, guess what the red light went
36:34
off? Yeah, Chris didn't give a fuck. No, I didn't care,
36:36
and I went back to talking to Alexius. But yeah, the next
36:39
day he has the conversation with Nafisa. Yeah, and he says that girl
36:45
made my dick so fucking hard. Gross. That is so crude, super
36:52
crude, and the faces like, well, why what did she do?
36:53
And this is when he's talking more and more about how Alexeius is stimulating his
36:57
mind and he just don't care. Shut up, Adoption. I don't like
37:00
you whatsoever either. So it is the next day and everybody is kind of
37:06
recovering from the two fabulous parties the night before. We see Great talking to
37:12
the camera about hanging out with Nafissa and he says that they didn't fuck they
37:16
did, and I don't believe him. Yeah, he's alone because Navisa says
37:20
to the camera that it ended the way the best prom nights do, and
37:23
we all know what that means. That's right over at the women's villa again,
37:28
it's the next day. They're all hanging out in the pool. Vanessa
37:32
again, Bryce, I think, No, I think it was I think
37:35
it was Sebastian. No, it was Bryce? Was it Bryce? Pool?
37:37
Because Mark comes in at that point and announces that it's Bonfires that evening.
37:42
Yes, and he goes to the men and he tells him the same
37:44
thing. But that is when Sebastian in the pool says to Vanessa and the
37:49
rest of the girls like, don't worry, we got you. When you
37:52
get home from the bonfires, if you need a massage, whatever you need.
37:57
And Vanessa's like, yeah, what else can we get? Yeah,
37:59
and she was like, wasn't she crying at this point too? I don't
38:01
think so. She was in the pool and she was just trying to be
38:04
playful to flirt with Sebastian does not want her. I think she says,
38:08
literally, is there anything else on the table? In other words, what
38:12
about will you fuck me? Yeah? It's all that she just wants to
38:15
be desired yep, and she's not. Nope. Then we get to the
38:17
bonfires at last, and we only get to see the men's bonfire. We
38:23
don't get to see the women's this week, which is annoying. It is
38:28
we start with Great, and Great sees footage of Paris getting another fucking lap
38:32
dance from Taijik and then making out with him with tongue yep, and kissing
38:39
and then laying in the bed with him and also making out tongue and kids
38:44
and girl. And this is when Great says, I'm over it, I'm
38:49
done, I've moved on. Oh did you hear Chris say? I told
38:52
you They're all getting clapped so gross toxic masculinity. So missage and a stick
39:00
asshole. I told you, they're all getting clapped. And these are the
39:02
two dudes, Great and Chris that have a history of infidelity. I know.
39:07
So I'm like, you guys are so fucking ridiculous and so stupid territorial
39:12
to expect loyalty and faithfulness from these women when you can't even give them that,
39:19
when you guys have been fucking hooking up with, breaking their hearts,
39:23
breaking their trust. Chris, you're controlling assholes. Marisela makes her feel like
39:28
she's not even valuable as a person. Yet you're all saying, I told
39:34
you, they getting clapped. I know. Disgusting, very disgusting. Um.
39:38
Great also says that he's always doubted Paris and wondered, like, what
39:44
is she doing when he's not there? I don't believe that, And so
39:45
seeing footage of this and of course the other bonfire, she said she'd suck
39:50
somebody's So he's just like, I'm over it, I'm done, I'm moving
39:52
on. This is where Mark says, yeah, but haven't you done similar
39:57
or worse yourself? And he doesn't even say anything. No, he can't
40:00
say anything because he has he's all the way fucked somebody. Yes, and
40:02
he's cheated on Paris in their relationship. That's why she constantly gives him shit
40:07
for his infidelity. So it's like, dude, come on, yeah,
40:10
but he's one of those guys who's like, I know I fucked around,
40:14
but if you dare to fuck around, it's over. Yeah, yeah,
40:17
fuck you. Great sucks. Next we get to Chris, who sees footage
40:22
of Maricela in bed with Chris Gianne. Remember we talked about him between her.
40:28
He saw all of that and then says, I'm shocked and I'm disappointed
40:32
because she had all these rules for me, but she's the first one to
40:37
break those rules. No, you cheated on her before, dude, so
40:42
don't fucking be saying that shit. And then he says the same thing that
40:45
Great says, which is that he's also done. He's over it, he's
40:50
relieved. I'm finished. Really. He does a stupid basketball gesture like he's
40:53
throwing away the trash. I'm like, you are so disrespectful and so fucking
40:59
rude. Yep, because earlier, just three episodes ago, you were saying
41:02
there's no other woman for you, but Maricela that's it. Yeah, after
41:07
you embarrassed her in front of everybody and told her you told everybody her secret
41:12
and told her she couldn't drink. I mean, you are so fucking controlling,
41:15
so you have a lot of audacity. But Mark to Chris says the
41:19
same thing. Well, haven't you done some similar things? He's like,
41:22
not really, I mean I was in the hammock with Alexius. Yeah,
41:24
like my leg was over her and there was some hugging or whatever. But
41:29
we haven't done anything more than that. But it doesn't matter. Maricella is
41:32
not classy. She should be ashamed of herself. I'm not trying to judge
41:36
her, is what he says. That's what he's just judging. It just
41:38
judged her. Yeah, it just sucked, dude. You just said she
41:42
should be ashamed of herself be alone. Are you ashamed of yourself for all
41:45
the times you cheated on her? No? Not at all? Right,
41:47
And he was also twerking on fucking Abbey yet a couple episodes ago too,
41:52
And now that Abby's called him out on his bullshit, is now she's not
41:57
interested Now it's Alexius. Yeah, so he's just a manipulator, rifling he's
42:01
trifling. Next, wee've got Rob. Yes, he sees Vanessa on camera
42:07
saying, ladies, do not let your boyfriends stop you from finding your husband.
42:14
What a fuck dumb thing to say. Then he sees footage of Vanessa
42:16
grinding with her ass all the way out, which really offends Beatrice. Which
42:21
shockens me because you're a little field because I don't like her. I think
42:24
she's ugly. Yeah, you don't like her. She's got an ugly heart,
42:28
yeah, and an ugly spirit. Yeah. But Rob sees the footage
42:30
of her grinding up on Bryce, and he basically doesn't seem phazed at all.
42:37
No, he seems like he's realizing every fucking episode, every bomb Buyer,
42:43
he's realizing just how bad she is and how terrible of a person.
42:46
Because I think this is where he's saying, now he's realizing that she acts
42:52
the way she does because of the show and how in her previous relationship.
42:57
This is where he reveals she got married at night teen, it was in
43:00
a twelve year marriage and dominated the fuck out of her husband. Yeah,
43:05
so I wonder who left the husband then? Probably because earlier, like in
43:08
the first Bonfire, Mark was trying to have a conversation with her around whether
43:15
she ever felt safe in a previous relationship, and she's like, I'm not
43:17
going to talk about that with you. Mark. Yeah. Obviously, now
43:21
that means she was alluding to her first husband, who kind of almost brought
43:24
her to tears in that bonfire, and she was mentioning when she was talking
43:30
to Marcella on the bed in this episode, you know that it's been a
43:32
long time that she's felt safe in a relationship, and it's been a long
43:37
time since she's been vulnerable. So she keeps on referencing this previous relationship,
43:42
and I do think it's her first husband. And Rob even says in this
43:45
Bonfire like she got out of that relationship dominating the fuck out of that guy
43:51
and expected to do the same with me, which is why all we do
43:54
is argue. And the longer I'm away from her, the freer I feel.
44:00
I love that for him, I just don't want him to go back
44:01
to her. And I think he also said that this was her first,
44:05
like one of her first relationships ever, So she had this twelve year long
44:08
marriage, and so that would make her what thirty one thirty two when she
44:13
got divorced and then she's thirty five now or some like she must have just
44:20
been hooking up the last few years, not having anything serious, but like
44:23
that's still pretty fresh to be absolutely Rob for like a year and a half
44:28
to two years. So she kind of bounced out of that relationship, maybe
44:32
spent a little bit of time single. I don't think she was in therapy,
44:36
taking care of herself, and then she bounced into this relationship with Rob
44:39
and she chose a young guy, yeah, because she needs to be the
44:44
dominant one in the relationship. And he's not fully grown up yet. Yeah,
44:49
he's not all the way there, but like he's coming into his own
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and I think Temptation Island is actually helping him to realize like what's been going
44:58
on in the pattern of this relationship. He's the most interesting one on the
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show purely for that reason because of his awakening almost because even when he was
45:06
in the hammock with Dez, he was talking to her about his relationship dynamic
45:09
with Vanessa and how she always has to be the fucking top dog in a
45:15
relationship, the most dominant one, and she's like, well, do you
45:17
like that? Do you think that that's what it should be, and he's
45:20
like, no, I think it should be fifty fifty. I want to
45:22
be the man sometimes and that's how it's supposed to be in a healthy relationship.
45:25
But Vanessa does not understand that, right, She really doesn't get it.
45:30
And I'm the old one here, like I'm the gen x here,
45:32
and I've been saying from the beginning that dudes don't like that. No,
45:37
they don't. Dudes don't like an aggressive, overly masculine woman. It's just
45:42
a turn off. And I just maybe it's a New York kind of persona.
45:45
Maybe she's from the streets, she's from Brooklyn. I don't know,
45:49
Like you find a lot of New Yorkers who kind of wear that kind of
45:52
attitude. But dudes don't like that, generally speaking, unless you want to
45:55
get a simp or a cook and that's what they're into. And that's the
45:58
thing. Like the dudes that she he wants are not going to be the
46:00
dudes that put up with that, Absolutely not. And I mean it seems
46:05
like Rob is the kind of guy that puts up with it to an extent
46:07
and then after a certain point he gets fucking pissed off. Rightfully, So
46:10
because you can't sit there and expect to dominate somebody in your relationship and have
46:15
it be happy, go lucky. And then Mark is the one saying,
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well, it sounds like after all of this, you're saying, Rob that
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you might be the perfect one for Vanessa, but she just doesn't know how
46:25
to see that in you, right, and that you may be the safe
46:30
person that she can actually open up to. But I feel like Rob is
46:35
out. Oh yeah, I feel like Rob's sake that maybe maybe I'm one
46:38
of the people who could help her with this. But I'm so tired and
46:42
worn down to a fucking nub by her bullshit, and I'm just not going
46:45
to do it anymore. And so I'm going to allow myself to fall in
46:49
love with Dez, who, by the way, doesn't really like him.
46:52
And I stand by that. I still stand by that she's kind with this.
46:55
She's doing the same thing Michaela is doing. She's playing the game to
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stay on the allion day. But at the very end, maybe Rob picks
47:02
her, but they are not going to last. They're not going miss It
47:06
is my psychic, my fake psychic prediction. But I'm living for Rob me
47:12
too, and his growth spurt emotionally too, and I want him to win
47:15
me too. Last, but not least, we get to Haul in Hall
47:20
SE's footage of Caitlin hugging on Sebastian. It was for like one second and
47:24
saying, oh, you're so nice to cuddle two that's it. And Hall
47:29
sees this really benign footage and it's like, she hasn't held me like that
47:32
and forever, she's never loved me like that. It's so bucket dramatic hiding
47:37
me Hall, Dude, come on, she doesn't look at me like that,
47:42
she doesn't love me like that. I've been waiting to feel that love
47:45
from her. Caitlin didn't even seem comfortable in that experience with Sebastian, like
47:51
she really wasn't into it. And even the footage of that night, she's
47:53
talking to the camera and saying something like, of course it's nice and he's
47:58
handsome, but I miss Hall. Yeah, and I'm thinking about Hall.
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She's going to be faithful through this hole until she sees Halla, until jay
48:07
Z's Hall fucking. And then we end this episode with Hall saying essentially like
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I've known the entire time that Caitlin's just not the one for me. He's
48:16
so fucking ridiculous, you know, I just don't like for milk toast is
48:22
such milk. I want to kick him in the balls. I just don't
48:25
so I can. So you can show me something. Are you in there,
48:30
dude? You're so boring vanilla fucking milk toast. Oh my god,
48:34
he's so fucking boring, dude. Yeah, I don't care about him.
48:37
I don't care about Caitlin. I think that they were both very much miscast.
48:39
Yeah, and I was feeling like last week, like, come on,
48:43
give me something, Temptation Island, and I feel like they're starting to
48:47
do that with the Nefissa the Great and the Tammy. Yeah, with the
48:52
Vanessa and the Rob and the Rob waking up to him being abused all this
48:55
time, and with the Christopher and Marisela. Like Christopher probably never believed in
49:01
a thousand years that Marisella would be that sexy vixen. Oh yeah, hooking
49:07
up with Christianne. He thought she was wrapped around his finger, like he
49:12
thought he bagged a woman. And like to be fair, Christopher hasn't done
49:15
anything. No, He's been pretty good, except for the tuerking on Abbey,
49:20
Like that was a little crazy, but everything else, like, he
49:22
hasn't kissed nobody, he hasn't hooked up with anybody, he hasn't asked anybody
49:25
to cuddle and be read. He's been pretty good. So I'm sure seeing
49:30
that yeah from Maricela, that crushed his ego. And I love it.
49:32
He said, I'm shocked. I love it, and I believe he's shocked
49:36
totally. I'm sure he's actually but hurt about it. And so now he's
49:39
gonna want to get with Alexia totally because he's gonna want Maricela to see that.
49:44
And I just think it's perfection. And then there's Great in Paris,
49:46
and they're both so young and vapid and game playing and dumb, and I
49:51
think Great is just an oath. Yeah, it's just dumb. He just
49:53
wants to fuck. He's not giving anything else, but it's still entertaining to
49:58
Oh. Yeah, I love it. And Taijique with Paris, Taijique doesn't
50:00
want her, No, he just wants to fuck. He just wants to
50:04
fuck. And I don't even know if he wants to fuck her. I
50:06
think he'd rather fuck Maricela or Caitlin. I don't think he wants to fuck
50:09
Paris. But like Michaela trying to stay in the game and Dez trying to
50:14
stay in the game, he's trying to stay in the game with Paris,
50:16
and he's not willing to give any depth nope, or like connect with her
50:22
on a deeper level. Every time she tries, he's just like, yeah,
50:24
no, and she's gonna fall for it, dude, because she's so
50:28
like dumb and hypnotized by his thrusting, his pilvic thrusting. I don't know
50:34
why. I'm like, do straight girls actually find that attractive? I mean,
50:37
obviously you're straight and you would not find that attractive. Well, I
50:39
mean, there was a time back in the day when I animated and moved
50:43
around the planet, yeah, where I went to strip clubs male and female,
50:47
predominantly male. Really. I remember once I went to this strip club
50:52
in Hawaii and the stripper was named Maui. That's right, Oh my god,
50:57
he whistle hot girl. Really, And I sat in the hair and
51:00
he lap danced up on me, and for a moment, I thought to
51:06
myself self, I could see myself being a little aroused by Maoie, by
51:10
the god Maui so I mean in the right context, Yes, I think
51:16
that women can get into that, but like that's all you do, and
51:22
if literally that's all you give because you don't know how to talk to people,
51:24
right, Like, I'm super bored with you totally, And I would
51:29
hope that Paris has enough self respect to not she doesn't. Yeah, I
51:31
know, she's like hypnotized by him. I don't know why. Yeah,
51:35
I know. She's the one who's like wants to suck dick and she's the
51:37
one who wants to fuck. She's ready to go, but also simultaneously shocked
51:44
that Great isn't being faithful. I mean, now she's next week she's gonna
51:46
see and then the fis happened? Sex? Oh I can't wait. I
51:52
breathe. I love that business. One is starting to get god bad.
51:57
That raccoon's in the dumpster. Yeah, just wiggling around in all the garbage
52:01
and just rolling making snow angels in a garbage Just a reminder to everybody,
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we're not going to be here next Monday or Tuesday to recap the next episode
52:12
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as you guys are watching it, know that in spirit we're reacting to it.
52:17
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52:22
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52:25
We are watching the same track, and we're connected. And we will
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