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DONKEY: Catholic Priest Claims Jesus ‘Died With An Erection’ During Crucifixion · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: It's time for donkey as the tea. I mean, don't
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  Speaker 1: go today no more. They should be embarrassed by what
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  Speaker 1: they already did. I'm not making these people do these.
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  Speaker 2: Days called donkey of the day and it really caught
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  Speaker 2: me off guard. Damn Charlamagne, who got the donkey of
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  Speaker 2: the day today.
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  Speaker 1: Well, jess hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: Donkey today for Thursday May sixteenth goes to Father Thomas Mchel.
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  Speaker 3: He is a fifty three year old American Catholic priest
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  Speaker 3: who preaches in the UK. He's got people talking, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: he's pissed off some folks because he was given some
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  Speaker 3: details about the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. And these are
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  Speaker 3: details that nobody asked for a right. I trust me
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  Speaker 3: when I tell you that nothing he said in regards
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  Speaker 3: to the crucifixion of Jesus Christ was necessary.
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  Speaker 1: Let's not waste any time.
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  Speaker 3: Would you like to know what Father Thomas Mchel had
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  Speaker 3: to say about the crucifixion of Jesus Christ during the
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  Speaker 3: sermon on Good Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to the Express News report for the breakdown. Please.
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  Speaker 4: Parishioners were shocked after priest went into lurid detail about
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  Speaker 4: the death of Jesus. Father Thomas McHale fifty three delivered
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  Speaker 4: a sermon at Our Blessed Lady Immacula in the town
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  Speaker 4: of Concept on Good Friday. The American pastor told the
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  Speaker 4: congregation of seventy five to one hundred people that because
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  Speaker 4: of how crucifixion works, Jesus blood would have rushed to
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  Speaker 4: his lower body. He told people, Jesus died with an erection.
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  Speaker 4: The church was shocked. There were young families there. Mikhail,
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  Speaker 4: who is American and has been working at this parish
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  Speaker 4: for more than a decade, is still working at the
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  Speaker 4: same parish despite his eyebrow raising comments.
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  Speaker 3: Holy hard On Batman, Catholic priests are never going to
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  Speaker 3: beat allegations. Okay, at this point, whatever they say, y'all did,
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  Speaker 3: y'all did it. Out of all the things there is
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  Speaker 3: to learn about the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, you could
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  Speaker 3: be teaching about forgiveness, because Jesus forgave the people who
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  Speaker 3: killed him, showing the importance of forgiveness. You could be
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  Speaker 3: teaching about love. Jesus taught that there is no greater
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  Speaker 3: love than the laid down one's life for friends. He
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  Speaker 3: also taught to love your enemies and pray for those
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  Speaker 3: who persecute you. You could be teaching about suffering because
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  Speaker 3: Jesus suffered to show us that certain sufferings bring good
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  Speaker 3: results in the and he encouraged us to face suffering
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  Speaker 3: confidently and with courage. But no, you want to be
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  Speaker 3: in church talking about Jesus' cock clock going from six
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  Speaker 3: to twelve. You want to be in church teaching about
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  Speaker 3: Jesus Hebrew Hammel. You are trying to complete, okay, the whole,
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  Speaker 3: the whole.
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  Speaker 1: You're trying to.
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  Speaker 3: Corrupt the whole Jesus Rising story. Okay, And I for
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  Speaker 3: one am lost on the reason why and the stories
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  Speaker 3: I read. It says you were focused on religious symbolism,
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  Speaker 3: the words deferrection. You know you heard in the news
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  Speaker 3: report something about the physical reaction of men who die
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  Speaker 3: by hanging or.
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  Speaker 1: Other forms of execution. No, okay, listen.
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  Speaker 3: Matthew twenty six thirty eight says, when Jesus confided in
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  Speaker 3: his disciples, he said, my soul is very.
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  Speaker 1: Sorrowful, even to death. And we know the.
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  Speaker 3: Physical pain he endured because of the gruesome death he
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  Speaker 3: suffered on the cross. What Jesus was simply saying was
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  Speaker 3: life is hard. Okay, life, Father Michael, life is hard,
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  Speaker 3: not his penis. So I just don't under staying to
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  Speaker 3: point our purpose of speaking on Jesus' erection in the pulpit.
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  Speaker 1: Are anywhere for that matter? Okay?
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  Speaker 3: This makes communions sound a lot different. Women may or
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  Speaker 3: may not be talking about that Lord Wafer when they
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  Speaker 3: say they put in the body of Christ in their mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, do you know how sick you have to be
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  Speaker 1: to be in the pulpit preaching about Jesus' penis?
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  Speaker 3: This man, Father Michel, is trying to shift the whole
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  Speaker 3: tone of the Bible.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be scriptures.
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  Speaker 3: You're not even gonna be able to hear the same
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  Speaker 3: because of Father McHale. Matthew twenty eighty six says he
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  Speaker 3: is not here, for he is risen. As he said,
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  Speaker 3: come see the place where the Lord lay. That sounded
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  Speaker 3: like something out of his ain sex book. Now, Matthew
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  Speaker 3: twenty four forty four. So you must also be ready,
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  Speaker 3: because this son and man will come at an hour
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  Speaker 3: when you do not expect him. Nasty, nasty Genesis eighteen fourteen,
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  Speaker 3: is anything too hard for the Lord?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? What are we doing all right.
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  Speaker 3: Deuteronomy fifteen eighteen. It shall not seem hard unto the
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  Speaker 3: Jeremiah thirty two twenty seven. Behold, I am the Lord,
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  Speaker 3: the God of all flesh. Is there anything too hard
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  Speaker 3: for me?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? The fund the Catholic priests, it is time. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: They do not need any damn thing. They need to
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  Speaker 3: have a reset. Please give Father Thomas McHale the sweet
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  Speaker 3: sounds of the Hamiltons.
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  Speaker 5: You ally, oh the day, ye oh the day.
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  Speaker 2: Ye Now you need donk yo to day two?
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  Speaker 1: What I do?
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  Speaker 2: You tried it and your clown because quoting all them
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  Speaker 2: scriptures like that, reading them with like a midnight ladon
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  Speaker 2: black voice like you do sex radio or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: It was him. He changed the tone.
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  Speaker 2: He did not quote those scriptures came from the by yes,
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  Speaker 2: and he don't have no birds home little voice like that.
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  Speaker 2: Why you read it like that?
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  Speaker 3: No, I didn't read it like anything. I just read
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  Speaker 3: the scripture. All I said was Duteronomy fifteen eighteen. It
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  Speaker 3: shall not seem hard unto the Yes.
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  Speaker 1: The only reason you feel like that now.
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  Speaker 3: Is because of what this man said about Jesus crucifixion
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  Speaker 3: in the direction. If I would have said this scripture yesterday,
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  Speaker 3: and that's saying voice, you wouldn't have thought nothing of it. Absolutely,
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  Speaker 3: go ahead, young Morgan Freeman, go ahead, young Voice of God.
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question. Nope, read your text.
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  Speaker 1: Did you say that? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: He did, he did very clear, yep, and we understand
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  Speaker 2: it very click because they had no essen those words.
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  Speaker 1: Those were all.
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  Speaker 2: Non lesbian words.
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  Speaker 1: And he said it very clear. Forget it, forget it
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  Speaker 1: all right, Thank you for that. Donkey to Day, I
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  Speaker 1: said that, yes you did, you did, just.
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  Speaker 2: Now, yes and your presentation, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I stopped talking.
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  Speaker 5: Yes you did.
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