Latest / Johnjay & Rich On Demand / Taylor Swift was on COLBERT last night!
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- 0:02Speaker 1: To test it formidt it to win it eight seven
- 0:04Speaker 1: seven nine three seven one four seven calls. But first Brandy, Hello, Hi, Hey.
- 0:12Speaker 1: So Peyton was telling us the story about how she
- 0:14Speaker 1: gets how do you get rid of Kademi?
- 0:15Speaker 2: Your boy? Your fancy?
- 0:16Speaker 3: Yeah, when he's being annoying, I grab a spray bottle
- 0:19Speaker 3: and I split him in the face like you would
- 0:21Speaker 3: when your cat's being bad.
- 0:23Speaker 2: You got one of those berries.
- 0:26Speaker 4: So my husband, I'm like a reality TV junkie, So
- 0:32Speaker 4: his most annoying thing is to hear the Kardashians talking.
- 0:37Speaker 4: So I just turned that reality show on and he'll
- 0:41Speaker 4: either leave, put headphones on. He just wants nothing to
- 0:45Speaker 4: do with it.
- 0:47Speaker 2: That's so funny.
- 0:48Speaker 5: It's such a good show though, how about.
- 0:50Speaker 4: My favorite I know, like my favorite show.
- 0:53Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's like it's so good.
- 0:55Speaker 6: I could see him not wanting to watch it, but
- 0:58Speaker 6: then you having it on him getting like weirdly sucked
- 1:00Speaker 6: in and just not wanting to admit it. I bet
- 1:02Speaker 6: you he leaves and then he kind of cracks the door.
- 1:08Speaker 1: Man.
- 1:10Speaker 4: No, I think he hears Courtney's voice and he's just
- 1:13Speaker 4: like a lot of.
- 1:14Speaker 3: People are not a fan of our girl.
- 1:16Speaker 2: Court like, that's a good way. So he's annoying. Turn
- 1:21Speaker 2: on the Kardashians and he walks out.
- 1:22Speaker 5: Of the room exactly like Peyton.
- 1:30Speaker 2: Is very mature. It's gentle, miss Brandy.
- 1:35Speaker 4: You're welcome.
- 1:36Speaker 5: Have a good day, guys, Tessa, good.
- 1:39Speaker 7: Morning, Good morning. I start cleaning. So my husband absolutely
- 1:50Speaker 7: hates the way clean the house because he calls me
- 1:52Speaker 7: a rage cleaner. So I just start basically, I like,
- 1:57Speaker 7: just go in the garage, go outside here, here's three kids.
- 2:00Speaker 8: Just go get out of my way.
- 2:03Speaker 7: And he's just like, but I want to help.
- 2:05Speaker 8: I'm like, no, you're not helping.
- 2:07Speaker 4: Today, So.
- 2:10Speaker 2: Rage clearing house.
- 2:12Speaker 5: Yes, it's so funny.
- 2:15Speaker 7: My house gets cleaned the way I want because when
- 2:17Speaker 7: he touches it, things go missing. I love him today,
- 2:21Speaker 7: he's like the best husband in the world. But when
- 2:24Speaker 7: it comes to that afterwards, I can't find anything.
- 2:28Speaker 8: So I'm just like, don't touch anything.
- 2:30Speaker 4: Go away.
- 2:31Speaker 2: That's great, Tessa, thanks for listening. Have a great day.
- 2:34Speaker 8: Yeah you too.
- 2:35Speaker 6: Bye.
- 2:36Speaker 1: Eight seven seven nine seven. We want to know about
- 2:38Speaker 1: the ways you keep your boyfriend or girlfriend away from you.
- 2:42Speaker 1: Peyton sprays or fiance with a bottle. Meanwhile, while we
- 2:45Speaker 1: wait for you to call. We're going to play a
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- 2:58Speaker 5: It could be yours in sixty seconds. Just whip through
- 3:02Speaker 5: all these questions and get them right. Are you ready?
- 3:06Speaker 8: I am ready?
- 3:06Speaker 5: Who sings all I want for Christmas?
- 3:09Speaker 2: Is you right?
- 3:11Speaker 4: Carry?
- 3:12Speaker 5: What was the very first Pixar movie? Wait? Sorry? What
- 3:18Speaker 5: city is the capital of Texas?
- 3:24Speaker 1: Oh?
- 3:24Speaker 4: My god, Gallus.
- 3:30Speaker 5: Like like Waco. It's really random.
- 3:34Speaker 3: It's Austin. I, me and Kyler always playing along.
- 3:43Speaker 4: It's been a minute since I studied my map.
- 3:49Speaker 1: It got me to I used to live in Texas
- 3:51Speaker 1: and I couldn't. I thought it was Emeral.
- 3:54Speaker 3: I wanted to say Houston.
- 3:56Speaker 8: I wanted to say Aberdeen or yeah.
- 3:59Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.
- 4:00Speaker 5: Started with an you started strong with two.
- 4:03Speaker 2: In a row.
- 4:04Speaker 4: I know, but that's only two.
- 4:06Speaker 2: Well, thanks for playing, Sandy, hold on.
- 4:08Speaker 9: The line, Thank you.
- 4:11Speaker 2: Okay, we'll do it again tomorrow.
- 4:12Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Peyton told us that she discovered using a water
- 4:16Speaker 1: spray bottle keeps her fiance away from her, and we
- 4:19Speaker 1: want to know what do you do, Lisa?
- 4:21Speaker 10: Good morning, good morning.
- 4:23Speaker 2: What do you do Lisa to keep your partner away?
- 4:26Speaker 5: Part that's going to keep all of us away, not just.
- 4:33Speaker 8: I can part out of demand.
- 4:34Speaker 9: I can part the abcson the one two three, no talent.
- 4:38Speaker 1: You can do that on demand? Can you do it
- 4:41Speaker 1: right now over the phone?
- 4:43Speaker 2: No, she can't do it on demand. They don't say
- 4:45Speaker 2: you can do it on tomorrow.
- 4:47Speaker 8: She needs to eat.
- 4:48Speaker 5: If that's a big promise to drop on us and
- 4:51Speaker 5: not deliver.
- 4:53Speaker 2: Come on, Lisa, just try, Lisa, want.
- 4:57Speaker 5: To Steven take a B and C. We don't need
- 4:58Speaker 5: to hold alphabet just hey, no, wait, I've.
- 5:04Speaker 1: Got that going No.
- 5:05Speaker 10: Number two.
- 5:06Speaker 2: Okay, We're good on that.
- 5:08Speaker 8: Okay, Lisa, thank you, it's actually really good.
- 5:17Speaker 2: We got decade.
- 5:18Speaker 1: It's passes on the line about a half hour from now.
- 5:20Speaker 1: An hour from now, we got your shot of tickets
- 5:22Speaker 1: both Nellie and Ludicrous at Birds and Nest plus John
- 5:24Speaker 1: Summon Birds and Nest.
- 5:25Speaker 2: Gotta keep listening for the cue to call. Here's Tanner Swift.
- 5:28Speaker 2: She was on uh what's his name?
- 5:29Speaker 1: Called?
- 5:30Speaker 2: Last Night Lots of couple of vans going viral Loo Ninny.
- 5:33Speaker 2: But it was okay. Interview. We'll get into it too.
- 5:35Speaker 2: About hour it's John Day.
- 5:36Speaker 3: And Richard call on the legaphone.
- 5:40Speaker 6: You saved my heart from the fatos.
- 5:43Speaker 1: Oh whoa, whoa Hey Dylan dyl and Nick Lyne one.
- 5:49Speaker 1: I just picked up. She needs advice. I told her.
- 5:52Speaker 1: Here's what I told her. We're gonna play some Tator
- 5:55Speaker 1: Swift clips. We're gonna say hide a cigarette. Then we're
- 5:57Speaker 1: gonna take that next call. She needs advice, work advice.
- 5:59Speaker 1: So make sure I don't know what her name is.
- 6:02Speaker 1: Hold on, Okay, Taylor Swift last night? Was on Colbert
- 6:05Speaker 1: last night? Or was it a big deal? Was a
- 6:07Speaker 1: not a big deal?
- 6:07Speaker 6: Well, I think when Taylor Swift does an interview, it's
- 6:09Speaker 6: always a big deal because it's Taylor Swift. I will
- 6:12Speaker 6: say she was on. I believe it was like the
- 6:14Speaker 6: last twenty minutes of his show ish, give or take
- 6:18Speaker 6: five minutes or so. And I think the first couple
- 6:21Speaker 6: of breaks there wasn't a whole lot of meat there
- 6:24Speaker 6: that we haven't seen in a lot.
- 6:26Speaker 2: Of her other interviews.
- 6:27Speaker 6: So she talked about how great it was to get
- 6:28Speaker 6: her Master's Back.
- 6:29Speaker 8: She talked about how amazing it was to be on.
- 6:30Speaker 6: The Aras tour. She talked about how excited she is
- 6:32Speaker 6: that her docu series is coming out this weekend. She
- 6:35Speaker 6: also talked about how like she's taken up a bunch
- 6:38Speaker 6: of hobbies. She talked about doing sourdough Brett like we've
- 6:40Speaker 6: heard these things before, and she did talk about how
- 6:43Speaker 6: she enjoys listening to audiobooks, so not necessarily reading, but
- 6:47Speaker 6: she likes stef you know.
- 6:49Speaker 2: Books read to her.
- 6:50Speaker 6: And then Colbert asked her a question that I thought
- 6:53Speaker 6: was pretty cool. He's like, there's not a lot of
- 6:55Speaker 6: people who have reached the level of fame that you
- 6:58Speaker 6: have as Taylor Swift. As Taylor Swift, Who do you
- 7:02Speaker 6: go get advice from?
- 7:04Speaker 3: I try really hard not to do the whole leg
- 7:07Speaker 3: Oh my god, there's no one that carly into what
- 7:09Speaker 3: I'm going through, do you know what I mean? Nobody
- 7:12Speaker 3: wants to hear that, and I don't want to hear
- 7:14Speaker 3: it. It annoys me when I do it in my when
- 7:15Speaker 3: I start to like go down that path, I think
- 7:18Speaker 3: that we can like relate to each other even if
- 7:20Speaker 3: our lives aren't identical. But that said, I've been very lucky.
- 7:24Speaker 3: I have Stevie Nix in my life. Also, I work
- 7:27Speaker 3: with Max Martin. My third favorite person and not it's
- 7:30Speaker 3: not in any order, because I do talk to him
- 7:32Speaker 3: a lot more than the other two is Travis. I
- 7:35Speaker 3: can talk to him about any of that, you know.
- 7:38Speaker 5: Because feeding us this relationships, you know.
- 7:40Speaker 6: But because she brought Travis up, that opened the door
- 7:43Speaker 6: for Colbert to bring up the engagement.
- 7:46Speaker 2: Congratulations on your engagement.
- 7:48Speaker 3: Oh, thank you, thank you.
- 7:50Speaker 2: We're actually best wishes.
- 7:52Speaker 5: I think you're supposed to say best wishes to the girl.
- 7:54Speaker 3: Congratulations, boy, I never heard that until right now.
- 7:57Speaker 5: Yes, it's everyone congratulations, so rude.
- 8:00Speaker 6: Congratulations to the man, because congratulations that you were able
- 8:04Speaker 6: to get this wonderful woman.
- 8:05Speaker 1: And best wishes to women because it was a fate
- 8:07Speaker 1: of complete that of.
- 8:08Speaker 2: Course you guys would get married.
- 8:09Speaker 3: This is so good to learn.
- 8:11Speaker 2: I love this.
- 8:12Speaker 6: Other than that, she didn't talk much about the engagement
- 8:14Speaker 6: at all. One part of it that I did find
- 8:16Speaker 6: really fascinating because when you least reached the level of
- 8:19Speaker 6: success that Taylor Swift is at, it's like she's at
- 8:23Speaker 6: the top.
- 8:24Speaker 2: Of her game, Like, what does she admire.
- 8:25Speaker 6: When she was talking about working with Max Martin, she
- 8:28Speaker 6: basically said the thing or things that she looks up
- 8:32Speaker 6: to most in people.
- 8:33Speaker 3: What I look up to the most in people is
- 8:37Speaker 3: is career, longevity, friendship, longevity, longevity in their relationships. You know,
- 8:41Speaker 3: how do you keep a good thing going? I think
- 8:43Speaker 3: there are certain corners of our society that really love
- 8:46Speaker 3: that and look up to longevity. There are also corners
- 8:49Speaker 3: that are like, give someone else a turn. Can't you
- 8:53Speaker 3: just go away so we can talk about how good
- 8:55Speaker 3: you were? Like I don't want to, you know.
- 8:59Speaker 9: So she's not.
- 9:00Speaker 6: She's gonna keep going. And you know, they just plugged
- 9:02Speaker 6: the docu saries one more time.
- 9:04Speaker 5: So it was a cute interview.
- 9:06Speaker 1: She's wonderful. Par Swift cigarette. Hi, what do you do
- 9:12Speaker 1: to keep your significant other away from you?
- 9:17Speaker 4: Well?
- 9:17Speaker 9: Air Bresner, that's his crypt night. If that's a spray?
- 9:22Speaker 4: Uh yeah, like you know.
- 9:24Speaker 9: Like a like like what you called say anything?
- 9:29Speaker 8: Yes, if I just hold.
- 9:32Speaker 9: It, Like if I go into the living room, like
- 9:35Speaker 9: I'm like I'm cleaning and hold and I'm holding that can.
- 9:40Speaker 8: He will he will look at me to be like,
- 9:42Speaker 8: don't point.
- 9:42Speaker 9: He'll back up and be like, don't don't point that
- 9:45Speaker 9: at me. But if I spray and we'll make eye
- 9:49Speaker 9: project out and if I spray it, he will he.
- 9:52Speaker 4: Loses his mind.
- 9:52Speaker 9: He's like, oh, same, what are you doing?
- 9:56Speaker 8: You scot that all over me?
- 9:58Speaker 9: And maybe like maybe one droplet if that could have
- 10:02Speaker 9: been like in his vicinity. I held that coffee and
- 10:06Speaker 9: then I don't have to do anything else.
- 10:08Speaker 3: O help me.
- 10:09Speaker 2: Okay, So if it smells good, he's away. Thanks, Cigaret.
- 10:13Speaker 5: That's next, that's the next level.
- 10:15Speaker 2: Yeah, I picked Are you there?
- 10:19Speaker 8: Yes, I'm here?
- 10:19Speaker 2: Okay, So I grabbed her and she situated advice. Can
- 10:22Speaker 2: can you are you? Can you get off to stick
- 10:24Speaker 2: your phone? Can you just pick up the phone and
- 10:25Speaker 2: talk to me? There's a lot of background noise.
- 10:27Speaker 8: Let me it's just a little bit hard to hear
- 10:29Speaker 8: because my phone's very weird. Can you hear me pretty good?
- 10:32Speaker 2: Right now? We can? Yeah? Go ahead. So what's your situation?
- 10:35Speaker 8: Okay? Perfect? So at the moment, I'm working at a
- 10:38Speaker 8: proving ground where they test cars, Like different companies come there,
- 10:42Speaker 8: they test cars and all that, and I do with
- 10:44Speaker 8: all the emails with it during my shift. And so
- 10:47Speaker 8: at the moment, my boss was getting upset that why
- 10:50Speaker 8: aren't you answering them? And I'm like, well, by like
- 10:53Speaker 8: three fifty five, I'm getting my stuff, I'm getting out
- 10:56Speaker 8: of there, I'm getting ready to clock out, So by
- 10:58Speaker 8: then the person after me should have taken.
- 11:00Speaker 2: Of the requests.
- 11:01Speaker 8: We're at our job, like where we get an email,
- 11:04Speaker 8: you need to answer it as soon as you can
- 11:05Speaker 8: so we can get everything scheduled in for the tracks
- 11:07Speaker 8: because it's very busy, especially during the holiday season, and
- 11:11Speaker 8: because it's cooler in Arizona now, people want to come
- 11:13Speaker 8: test here it's not as hot, and I'm just like,
- 11:16Speaker 8: how should I follow up with that? Because everybody explained
- 11:18Speaker 8: to her like, hey, they like to wait until either
- 11:21Speaker 8: I get in or they just wait until like the
- 11:23Speaker 8: whole other day for me to take care of it.
- 11:25Speaker 8: And I'm like, I already deal with enough emails throughout
- 11:27Speaker 8: the day and having to do orientations and meetings. And
- 11:31Speaker 8: I was like, I'm not trying to tell her in
- 11:33Speaker 8: a rude way, but I'm just like, it's really.
- 11:37Speaker 1: Not on me.
- 11:37Speaker 8: If we look at the time stamps, I'm already.
- 11:39Speaker 10: Out there and gone, like, does you shift end at
- 11:42Speaker 10: four o'clock?
- 11:43Speaker 1: Yeah, So we have.
- 11:44Speaker 8: A three miny grace period, so where can clock out?
- 11:46Speaker 8: So a lot of us clock out are like three
- 11:49Speaker 8: fifty seven and all that.
- 11:51Speaker 6: Does your boss want you to be responding to the
- 11:53Speaker 6: emails after you clock out?
- 11:56Speaker 8: No, so after that we're good in going. So I
- 11:59Speaker 8: don't know if she wasn't looking at the time stamps
- 12:01Speaker 8: or anything like that, but I was just like, well,
- 12:04Speaker 8: that's that's not on me. Like I I was already
- 12:07Speaker 8: grabbing my stuff, my computer was shut down, I was
- 12:11Speaker 8: taking it back to the office room, and I was
- 12:13Speaker 8: getting ready to leave. So by then the person because
- 12:16Speaker 8: we all should like to share a email where many
- 12:18Speaker 8: people get the email and it's sent to one specific email,
- 12:21Speaker 8: but everyone gets sick. So even after I responded to them,
- 12:25Speaker 8: they took until three fifty five. And that's literally the
- 12:29Speaker 8: time I wasn't ready closing things. I would if I
- 12:31Speaker 8: would have saw it, I would got it done. I
- 12:33Speaker 8: would have got it out the way. But I didn't
- 12:35Speaker 8: see it. So I s person that was going after
- 12:37Speaker 8: me were to do it, but he didn't do it
- 12:40Speaker 8: until yesterday at work clock.
- 12:42Speaker 2: If I were you, I would just check your emails
- 12:44Speaker 2: until four o'clock.
- 12:45Speaker 5: Yeah, checking it four instead just just.
- 12:48Speaker 1: To be go above and beyond, like, don't be so
- 12:50Speaker 1: strict with your time clock. Would just be like, yeah,
- 12:53Speaker 1: you know, that's what I would do. If you like
- 12:54Speaker 1: your job, you make good money, and you're happy and
- 12:56Speaker 1: it's a fun job. It sounds like a fun job.
- 12:59Speaker 8: Oh yeah, it's very I feel like and.
- 13:01Speaker 2: That must mean that you're really good and he must
- 13:03Speaker 2: really like you.
- 13:04Speaker 1: So we'd probably have you rather have you respond, or
- 13:06Speaker 1: she rather have you respond than the other person. But
- 13:08Speaker 1: I wouldn't be so like, hey, I clocked out of
- 13:10Speaker 1: three fifty seven, because that's going to be a bad look.
- 13:13Speaker 2: I think.
- 13:15Speaker 1: For example, I'm texting with Peyton at eight o'clock last night.
- 13:19Speaker 1: I like Peyton doesn't go the show's over at ten.
- 13:20Speaker 2: I'm out of here.
- 13:21Speaker 1: I'm texting a bunch of stuff at eight saying hey,
- 13:23Speaker 1: can you change this? Can you change this?
- 13:24Speaker 2: Right? Right?
- 13:25Speaker 5: If you were to say I talk out of ten, yeah, no,
- 13:27Speaker 5: that would be a product. Yeah you do, yeah, yesterday.
- 13:35Speaker 5: I would like have nightmares, I think for the rest
- 13:37Speaker 5: of my life. If I ever said that, he would
- 13:38Speaker 5: give them to you.
- 13:40Speaker 6: I think you could just say, listen. I understand the
- 13:43Speaker 6: need for quick communication I'll make sure to just give
- 13:46Speaker 6: the email one more check before I leave for the day.
- 13:48Speaker 2: That's good too, Miah, you're good.
- 13:50Speaker 1: I'm glad you keep us. I hope you out. I
- 13:52Speaker 1: would just stay, keep doing it. Just do your job.
- 13:55Speaker 5: That's what I said, do your job three more minutes
- 13:58Speaker 5: to make sure any do.
- 14:00Speaker 1: I would even do it till four fifteen. If it's
- 14:02Speaker 1: returning emails, How hard is that?
- 14:03Speaker 8: Oh no, we get in trouble if we stay three
- 14:05Speaker 8: minutes concert clock.
- 14:06Speaker 2: Well that's perfect.
- 14:07Speaker 1: Then that's perfect. Then you're set. Thanks for you calling
- 14:10Speaker 1: in me. I drive safe.
- 14:12Speaker 8: Thank you. How can I say you guys?
- 14:15Speaker 2: Uh? Scott?
- 14:18Speaker 10: Yeah, Hey, what's up?
- 14:19Speaker 2: What's up? Man? No, that's it all right? Well?
- 14:23Speaker 10: Work, And it was a it's a busy morning this morning,
- 14:26Speaker 10: it is what can we do for you? I was
- 14:29Speaker 10: calling about how you get your partner keep your partner away?
- 14:32Speaker 2: Okay, do it? What do you got?
- 14:34Speaker 10: Yeah? Well, like I'll just watch something educational like Discovery Plus.
- 14:39Speaker 10: I don't know if you guys know about Josh Gates,
- 14:41Speaker 10: but he's like a modern day Indiana Jones. I love
- 14:45Speaker 10: that guy, and it's super educational and it's just I
- 14:49Speaker 10: don't know it's not her thing. So that's what I
- 14:52Speaker 10: do to have some alone time.
- 14:56Speaker 1: So just Josh Gates, is he like give me the
- 14:58Speaker 1: with give me the w I'm quoting great Indiana Jones.
- 15:02Speaker 1: You said he's like Indiana Jones. Joh, I'm more about
- 15:04Speaker 1: Josh jameson serious.
- 15:06Speaker 10: If you guys haven't watched it, I know you guys
- 15:08Speaker 10: are into like cool, you know, cool stuff. Give it
- 15:11Speaker 10: a try. It's super fun and it's educational and he
- 15:14Speaker 10: made and he's he's very entertaining.
- 15:16Speaker 2: Is there a villain? Is it Bellock?
- 15:20Speaker 10: No? No, it's no, it's called it's either Expedition Unknown
- 15:23Speaker 10: or Expedition Files. I don't like commercial here.
- 15:26Speaker 4: I signed.
- 15:26Speaker 5: Yeah, he's always crawling in a crevasse of some type
- 15:29Speaker 5: to fight some some antique or something. It's pretty good.
- 15:33Speaker 10: Yeah, he's super entertaining, but that's what I do. I
- 15:36Speaker 10: don't know, I'm super into that kind of stuff.
- 15:39Speaker 2: Give it a try, all right, brother, Thanks Scott, thanks
- 15:41Speaker 2: for listening. Have a great day.
- 15:42Speaker 10: Yeah, thank you, guys.
- 15:43Speaker 2: Have a good one.
- 15:43Speaker 4: By