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Prank 29 Oct 2026 · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: What you're doing. Here is another world famous.
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  Speaker 2: One call is.
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  Speaker 3: All it takes.
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  Speaker 2: Prank call from Darren Whackhead Simpson. Exclusive to KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 2: El Clasico. El Clasico.
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  Speaker 3: So, on the back of Valentine's Day... Not Valentine's Day.
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  Speaker 2: Halloween. Pulled the trigger too early. Both can be scary. Right?
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  Speaker 3: Both can be equally scary.
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  Speaker 1: So.
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  Speaker 3: This guy, let me unpack this quickly. The wife has
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  Speaker 3: made contact and said, listen, this is this current situation.
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  Speaker 2: So, Phylendron is the hubby.
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  Speaker 3: They were at this family gathering, you know, and there's
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  Speaker 3: all the extended family and there's a lot of granny's stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Granny's past, right?
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  Speaker 3: So, now they're at the family gathering and they're going, okay,
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  Speaker 3: These are all granny's old things. Let's divvy it up
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  Speaker 3: and let's not let it go to waste and keep
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  Speaker 3: it in the family. Yeah, you take this, take that.
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  Speaker 3: So it happens that Philanthron landed up with a whole
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  Speaker 3: bag of dolls. He's got girls, you know, and nice
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  Speaker 3: granny's dolls. And then as he was going through these dolls,
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  Speaker 3: there's one doll that scared the hell out of him.
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  Speaker 3: You know those old school dolls? Have you seen your
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  Speaker 3: mom's dolls from back in the day?
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  Speaker 2: Like those porcelain dolls. They freak me out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and those eyes, those eyelids that can flap open
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  Speaker 3: and close.
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  Speaker 2: And some of the dolls even have lashes.
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  Speaker 3: Eyelashes.
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  Speaker 2: It's like on a ball bearing or something. The craftsmanship
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  Speaker 2: is incredible, but they're horrifying.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's like scary, scary looking. Nothing soft about them.
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  Speaker 3: One of the eyes gets stuck. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Always.
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  Speaker 2: Only one opens properly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then the one eye, like it doesn't have
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  Speaker 3: a full eye. It's scary, but it's an heirloom, you know.
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  Speaker 3: So he's like, nah, you know, he's got a bad
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  Speaker 3: vibe about this doll. He's a bit superstitious, but he's
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  Speaker 3: getting freaked out every time he looks at this doll
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  Speaker 3: in the kids' room.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And he's like, nah, nah, nah, this doll, can't have
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  Speaker 3: this doll in the house. So what he does is,
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  Speaker 3: he's got this car at the bottom of the yard
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  Speaker 3: that he's been working on. You know, one of these,
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to take five years to rebuild this thing
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  Speaker 3: slowly every weekend. So he works on this thing every night.
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  Speaker 3: He's down at the bottom of the yard. His wife said, there,
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  Speaker 3: he's changing this, changing that, slowly getting it back. So
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  Speaker 3: now he's like, he doesn't want to throw this doll away.
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  Speaker 3: It was granny's doll.
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  Speaker 2: So what does he do? Because it comes back as well. Exactly, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So now, but he thinks this doll is possessed, right?
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  Speaker 3: Because he's getting, he's out at night working. So he's
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  Speaker 3: taken this doll out the house. And he's like, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to put it in the car. It's out
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  Speaker 3: of the house, put it in the car.
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  Speaker 2: Bad vibes.
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  Speaker 3: It'll be protected from the elements. It's in the car
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  Speaker 3: and that's where it's going to live forever. But now
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  Speaker 3: as he's working on the car, now he's checking this doll.
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  Speaker 3: And this doll is freaking him out. So he's like, no,
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  Speaker 3: he's going to go. He puts a doll in the
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  Speaker 3: boot of the car. So now this is where the
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  Speaker 3: wife gets involved. And this rolls out over a couple
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  Speaker 3: of days. So he's put it in the boot, in
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  Speaker 3: a packet. And then I tell the wife, okay, listen,
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  Speaker 3: When he's at work, he's working on the car tonight.
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  Speaker 3: Go and put the doll, take it out the boot,
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  Speaker 3: put it in the backseat. Although when he comes and
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  Speaker 3: he works on the car, it's going to freak him
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  Speaker 3: the hell out.
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  Speaker 1: I love when the wife is your accomplice.
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  Speaker 3: So now this doll is on the move, right, in
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  Speaker 3: the car. So he goes, comes in the house, he's like,
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  Speaker 3: The doll got out the boot.
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  Speaker 2: It's in the back seat. This thing's alive. It's possessed.
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  Speaker 3: He's freaking out. He doesn't want to touch the car again.
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  Speaker 3: He's freaking out. So now the wife suggests, you know
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  Speaker 3: what we need to do? We need to get a medium,
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  Speaker 3: a clairvoyant on the case that's going to sort of
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  Speaker 3: dispossess this doll because it's clearly possessed. We've got to
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  Speaker 3: dispossess this doll. I'm the clairvoyant medium. Now, I've spent
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  Speaker 3: time with the wife, and I've got all the information.
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  Speaker 3: I have no psychic ability, as you know. But I
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  Speaker 3: know everything about this guy. I know past events. I
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  Speaker 3: know dog's names. So I'm going in fully loaded, and
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  Speaker 3: I'm just going to, boom, he's going to believe me
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  Speaker 3: straight away.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Full throttle. Let's go.
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  Speaker 3: So knowing all those facts, let's call Philanthropy.
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  Speaker 2: So he's freaking out. He thinks this doll is a love.
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  Speaker 1: He is freaking out. He is freaking out.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so he's expecting a call from the medium clairvoyant.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Where is he now? Is he down there by the car?
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  Speaker 1: No, he's upstairs. He's freaking out to go to the car. Hello?
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  Speaker 3: Hello, it's Mark Hammond here, the psychic. I had a
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  Speaker 3: message to call you.
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  Speaker 2: Is this Phylentron? Phylentron.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it is. Mark? Yes, hi.
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  Speaker 2: I understand you're having a problem there for Lentron.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. We went to a family member about two
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  Speaker 1: weeks back, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And he gave us this bag of, like, dolls and
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  Speaker 1: teddy bears and stuff, right? Yeah. But this one doll,
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  Speaker 1: I put in, it was in the car, but the
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  Speaker 1: other day I went to the car, it was one
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  Speaker 1: of the cars I don't use. The doll was sitting
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  Speaker 1: in the front seat. So I put it in the
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  Speaker 1: back and put it in the boot, but today I
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  Speaker 1: come to the car and it's now out in the
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  Speaker 1: backseat again. And there's no one around the car during
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  Speaker 1: the day at all.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. This is a very.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand. I'm like really freaked out about this.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand what they're doing here.
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  Speaker 2: Let me just harness the energy. Are you holding the
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  Speaker 2: doll now, Philander?
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm not even near it at the moment.
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  Speaker 2: Are you too scared to hold it?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I am a bit scared. I mean, it's
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  Speaker 1: actually still downstairs.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Philanthro, let me just harness, feed off your energy
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  Speaker 3: and let me just see. I just want you to
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  Speaker 3: answer yes or no. I'm just going to tap in quickly. Obviously,
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  Speaker 3: this doll is possessed, okay? And it's not unusual for
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  Speaker 3: these things to happen because there's a lot of history, obviously,
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  Speaker 3: with this doll. I can see that this doll I'm
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  Speaker 3: feeling is about 40 to 45 years old.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, it's an old soul, this doll. And Philanthron, I
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  Speaker 3: see the number five, which means you are one of five.
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  Speaker 3: Is that correct?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I am. I'm one child of five.
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  Speaker 3: And I see a three and a two, which means
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  Speaker 3: that there would be three of one and two of
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  Speaker 3: the other.
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  Speaker 2: Would that be.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, three boys and two girls.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what I'm seeing is M & Ms.
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  Speaker 3: I see on your left side two sisters, and I
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  Speaker 3: see a packet of M & Ms.
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  Speaker 2: That could mean it could be the initials of their names?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Yes, it is.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. What are their names? Right, there you go. That
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  Speaker 2: is the validation for.
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  Speaker 3: The M & Ms.
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  Speaker 1: I'm freaked out, Mark. I'm like totally freaked out.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what we're going to do is we're going to
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  Speaker 3: get into the energy of this doll and we're going
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  Speaker 3: to move it away, okay?
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm feeling a pain on my left shoulder. It's your pain, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have been having pains on my left side
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  Speaker 1: for the past week or so.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what it's from, but it has
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  Speaker 1: been there. It has been there.
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  Speaker 3: I see a very powerful energy of a dog is
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  Speaker 3: coming through. And I'm seeing an album cover of the
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  Speaker 3: band The Police. I also see a bee. I'm seeing
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  Speaker 3: the album cover of The Police and I'm seeing a bee. No,
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  Speaker 3: it doesn't begin with a bee. I'm seeing an actual
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  Speaker 3: bee as in an insect bee. And I'm seeing that
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  Speaker 3: bee poking somebody with their.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a dog called Sting.
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  Speaker 2: You had a dog called Sting?
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  Speaker 1: And Sting was part of the police, wasn't it?
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  Speaker 2: That's right. Sting was the lead singer. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how all this is coming through.
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  Speaker 2: A chocolate brown, sort of like a chocolatey brown.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, chocolate brown. Yes, you're right. It's coming through.
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  Speaker 3: There are two other dogs that I see here.
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  Speaker 2: Two other dogs.
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  Speaker 3: There's... I see General Delarey. From the Boer War, which
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  Speaker 3: means that we're trying to get to the breed of
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  Speaker 3: the dog. That's the symbol it's giving me.
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  Speaker 2: A boerboel.
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  Speaker 3: A boerboel, that's it. I'm seeing two boerboels. Their names
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  Speaker 3: is one of the names Trixie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Trixie, yes. You're spot on.
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  Speaker 2: And I see a Marius, Mario.
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  Speaker 1: Mario, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Mario. Okay, those two dogs have come through as well
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  Speaker 2: for Lentron.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. I'm amazed. Just amazed. Shocked, actually.
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  Speaker 3: I'm seeing an image right now, Philanthron, of a field.
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  Speaker 3: It's very green and I'm seeing... I don't know what
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  Speaker 3: this imagery means, but perhaps you can interpret it. I'm
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  Speaker 3: seeing a whole bunch of geese and they are following you.
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  Speaker 3: A bunch of geese that are following you and you
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  Speaker 3: kind of like shooing them away.
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  Speaker 2: You're going... Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was at the Boki Park this weekend. We were
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  Speaker 1: feeding them and they started calling us for more food.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, because I see a hand gesture like being dismissive,
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  Speaker 3: going like, go away, put the food away.
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  Speaker 2: I'm hearing, put the food away.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, put the food away. Yeah, that's what my wife said.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Now, the reason why the dogs have come through, because
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  Speaker 3: the dogs were the geese.
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  Speaker 1: Are you okay?
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  Speaker 2: Those were the dogs.
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  Speaker 1: Those were the dogs. I'm shocked that all this is
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  Speaker 1: coming through.
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  Speaker 2: Look, all your dogs are fine.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And that's what they were doing when they were flocking
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  Speaker 3: to you as the geese.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: But they're living very happily now as geese.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: With regards to this doll, it's in a black car, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the black car is my doll.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so we need to get that energy out of
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  Speaker 3: the doll. I'm just trying to harness the doll's energy now.
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  Speaker 3: And the doll is talking to me.
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  Speaker 2: Just hold on.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just trying to understand what the doll is saying.
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  Speaker 3: The doll is saying, hello. My voice mimics the voice
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  Speaker 3: of the doll. It takes a lot of my energy
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  Speaker 3: to do.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't know what to say.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the doll said, how did you sleep last night?
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  Speaker 3: What I need you to do, we can do a little,
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  Speaker 3: a quick little thing where we can dispossess the doll.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: When the doll speaks again, I'm going to harness the energy.
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  Speaker 3: You need to shout, get out. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let me just harness the energy. I'm watching you.
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  Speaker 1: Get out.
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  Speaker 2: What's your name?
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  Speaker 1: Get out.
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  Speaker 2: I love you.
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  Speaker 1: Get out.
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  Speaker 2: I want to be your friend.
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  Speaker 1: Get out.
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  Speaker 2: I want to drive your car.
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  Speaker 3: Get out.
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  Speaker 2: I want to drive your.
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  Speaker 3: Get out.
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  Speaker 2: I like your car.
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  Speaker 1: Get out.
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  Speaker 2: You're my hero.
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  Speaker 1: Get out.
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  Speaker 2: It's still coming through. I'm your best friend.
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  Speaker 3: Get out.
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  Speaker 2: I want to be with you.
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  Speaker 1: Get out. What's your name? Get out. I love you.
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  Speaker 1: Get out. Get out.
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  Speaker 2: Wackhead Simpson!
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  Speaker 1: Get out!
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  Speaker 2: Wackhead Simpson!
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  Speaker 1: Get out!
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  Speaker 2: Wackhead Simpson!
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  Speaker 3: Get out!
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  Speaker 2: Wackhead Simpson!
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  Speaker 1: Get out!
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  Speaker 2: Wackhead Simpson?
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  Speaker 1: Hello? Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Phil?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: It's Wackhead Simpson, my friend. What the f * * *?
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  Speaker 1: Why would you do this to me?
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  Speaker 2: Because....
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you.
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  Speaker 2: Arisha moved the doll this morning.
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  Speaker 1: I was cutting myself. I was really cutting myself. You're
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  Speaker 1: so wrong. You're so wrong, dude, really. He always said,
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  Speaker 1: I wonder how they get caught.
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  Speaker 2: And get out! Happy Halloween, everybody.
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  Speaker 3: It's Dua Lipa Houdini on KFM Mornings. Hey, listen, if
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  Speaker 3: you want anybody pranked, you know what to do. You
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  Speaker 3: know where to come. Darren is at kfm.co.za. Pop an
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  Speaker 3: email right now. Or when something comes up, a message
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  Speaker 3: here from Rhino. He says, Darren, you can't make jokes
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  Speaker 3: like this. I almost made an accident on the road.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's an accident on the road
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  Speaker 2: or in his pants. I was going to say, define
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  Speaker 2: accident there. It could be both. I almost made an accident.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. All right, we got some of your messages here
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  Speaker 3: on the WhatsApp telephone.
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  Speaker 2: That was funny. Get out!
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  Speaker 3: Darren, that was a classic.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. Get out.
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  Speaker 1: Something is in your head, bro.
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  Speaker 2: No way, Darren.
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  Speaker 3: There was a moment I honestly felt sorry for the dude,
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  Speaker 3: for the dogs.
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  Speaker 2: But the get out, the get out.
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  Speaker 3: These dogs are now geese.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure. That prank did a lot, eh? A Hall
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  Speaker 2: of Famer. Too much, too much. Okay, well, that was that.
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  Speaker 3: Like I said, my email is always open, darrensfkfm.co.za. If
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  Speaker 3: you're booked for sports, so am I. It's time for
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  Speaker 3: your news right after this.
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